FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Proposal Song, Vday in the ER Date + Riffin’ Around Love Songs (2/14/24)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Thanks for being here for the full hour long show,
and today we're dedicating it to our one true love,
that's our listeners.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, I mean, honestly, you guys are the best.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I did bring in dured gummy cluster Valentines for the
rest of the show.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, I know. I wish I had enough for every
single person here, all the listeners. Ye, eat them and
think of you guys while I'm enjoying.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
All right, sit back, We've got tons of fun. We've
got to riff it around love songs. We've got Valentine's
Day Jeff's parody.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
That one's so fun too. Okay, just listen, you're gonna
enjoy it. Sit back and Happy Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yes, I know it's Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Happy Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yes, broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
And I just googled last minute Valentine's dates for the procrastinator.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
For the one person waking up this morning, Gwen, we
would Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
No, no, you're probably not getting you.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
You can know your other creative things.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
That's what I'm looking out for you, basically anything any
plans so you don't get kicked out out of the
house tonight for having Yeah, so I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Just gonna read these off.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Hopefully it helps any guys out there who put off
planning a little bit too long. But number four is
take a romantic walk through the park, then go out to.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
The desert, the desert and bring a shovel.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh wait, hold on, I read that brong.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Go out for dessert, not bearing bodies here.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Although that could the first ideo could actually be pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I mean it gives some ice cream or a piece
of chocolate cakes.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Number three an ironic fast food date where you both
dress up really fancy and then bring a tablecloth and
find silverware to the local BKA to class it up.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I actually love it. I feel like you want to
be the only one they're doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
It ante Number two write a sweet handwritten note apologizing
for not having anything ready, saying Cupid's not available because
he used all his arrows shooting down Drome is over
New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, don't ever admit you forgot ever ever.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, it's always part of the plane.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Yes, it could.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Make her laugh though, and forget about how badly you
screwed up.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
You have a follow up gift.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I think it'll make it in her group chow with
her friends.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah yeah, I'm saying, good, good joke.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Solid Valentine's and number one last second date if you
forgot to plan ahead for Valentine's Day, is a DIY
rom com date where both of you drive to the
nearest airport park, go inside, and chase after each other
through the tournament, shouting don't board that plane please, I

(02:41):
love you.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I thought it was gonna be like, make a romantic stake?
Did her at home?

Speaker 7 (02:47):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know, chasing each other down the airport corridors sounds.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Better than quickie behind the rental car shuttle desk.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, that's how you do it?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Or does that hurt?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Not if you're doing it right. But you can always
wear his in hers dog shot.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Collars for a little shot collars.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Question of the day action while Digital Jake asks you
some romantic questions, spice it up here, we're gonna show
you how it's done right now, let's go.

Speaker 8 (03:18):
Whether you're currently spoken for, single or as Brook calls it, married,
but open to opportunities. No matter what your status is,
everybody enjoys a Valentine's gift or a simple romantic gesture. Yeah,
it's so nice because nothing screams eternal love like a

(03:39):
bouquet of slim gems and a heart shaped car air
freshen you got from the gas station twenty minutes ago.
But guess what, the US doesn't have a monopoly on
weird Valentine's Day gifts and tokens. This is a holiday
that haunts couples all over the world, which is why
today you'll be quizzed on it during a spe Cupid's

(04:01):
gift Bag edition of BENTI of Banky. You say a
number one through twenty, I'll give you a question about
a Valentine's origin, candy flower trend, or a record breaking gesture. Wow,
you just have to answer it correctly to stay in
the game option. We'll start with the woman who's looking
for her hunk, a hunk of burning love. If you're

(04:22):
out at the bars later, that's Alexis. Alexis, howbout a
number fourteen for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't understand, right, Oh, okay, okay, you made her
second guess her own joke.

Speaker 8 (04:36):
I like Alexis. In twenty eleven, a man in Mexico
set a world record by sending nine thousand, four hundred
Valentine's Day cards to who was it the President of Mexico,
Charlie Sheen or himself?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
You know, because he's in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm thinking you're getting a little drunk, and maybe you're like,
I'm going to send myself some letters.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Everybody in Mexico is having margaritas and getting drunk.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Twenty four seven?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Would you go already? Live there? You know whatever?

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Why she's right? I just said a man in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Obviously to all inclusive, and he said to himself.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
Alexis said himself, that is correct, as he holds the
Guinness World Record for the most Valentine's Stake card received
by one person, all of which he mailed to himself.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't think buddy, I don't think you want that record.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Sat a spring break vacate Brook, it's your turn.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, I'll go seven Brook.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
You candy savant, this one's for you. What candy company
is responsible for the first heart shaped box of chocolates?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Interesting?

Speaker 8 (05:47):
Is it Hershey's, Cadbury or Gia Deli?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay, let's think about this. Geared Deli.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I could see it's but then I mean Hershey's is
always doing stuff to try to get people to buy
more chocolate.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Wait, they just they invented the kiss.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Because of the kiss, give me Hershey.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Brooks said, Hershey's, that is incorrect. You were knocking on
the door. It was Cadbury. In eighteen sixty one, Dick
Cadbury introduced the first heart shaped box of chocolates as
a marketing move, and it became a Valentine's Day staple. Jose,
it's your turn. Seven and fourteen are off the board.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
I gotta go to then we're doing all Valentines.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
Jose, what is the most popular flavor in a box
of Valentine's chocolates?

Speaker 9 (06:30):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (06:31):
Is it caramel, strawberry, cream, nougat or tuna?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I love those tuna chocolates. Okay, so we're eliminating tuna.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I will say, I always look for salt.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Brook knows.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
I'm talking about the little salt because that's a salted caramel.
But is that why you're looking for the caramel nougat?

Speaker 8 (06:51):
The more fruit loopular.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't like the fruit ones. It gross me and
I'm always eat half of those and then.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
The raspberries are good. But other than that, I'm gonna
go then get, Jose said, new Get that is incorrect.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's caramel.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Caramel consistently ranks as the most chosen flavor, likely because
it pairs well with both milk and dark chocolate coating. Jeffrey,
it's your.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Turn, give me a one for all the singles.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
Right, Jeffrey? What odd Valentine's Day tradition exists in Denmark?
Is it secret? Joke letters that are sent anonymously. People
throwing cinnamon at their single friends or couple's race while
carrying their partners on their backs. Joke letters spouse racing.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, none of them sound particularly romantic.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Though romantic?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Guy, are you ouch?

Speaker 8 (07:47):
You're kind of a scumbag.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
In most ways? Not even your parents like you?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Right? Yeah, yeah, just keep piling on.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'm not saying you're not lovable.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
You don't need to say anything. That's my question.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I mean, you came up with that. People shot half up.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Okay, I'm gonna go with cinnamon whatever, jeff said.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
People throwing cinna at their single friends tradition just Denmark
for you, that is, can't even get a question right,
It's so choke letters. It's called gaka brev and these
live notes are sent unsigned, and if the recipient correctly
guesses the sender, they get an Easter egg later in
the year. Long term investments.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
No one ever send me a note though, right if.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I lived in day, you just would like that.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
She's trying to bring me to tears. I'm not gonna
let it happen.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Alexis and you're weird logic. You want today's edition of
Blessing a thank you?

Speaker 9 (08:53):
All right?

Speaker 4 (08:54):
So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while singing
what is Love?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
By Hataway? Who's that going to be?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm not gonna let Brook bring you down?

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Jeff so Brook, thank you a bunch?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Somebody loves me?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
What is love?

Speaker 8 (09:07):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Don't hurt me?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
That is your shock collar question of the day.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Happy Valentine's everybody tap right after this, brooking Jeffrey in
the morning.

Speaker 10 (09:21):
It's wet and sticky in the studio right now than usual,
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning because Jose just got doused
with Gatoray.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Stop looking your elbows though. It's kind of weird, but
don't worry.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
From earlier, Yes, we did film it for all you
perves up on our social media at Brook and Jeffrey
on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, and Facebook at least.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Last person anyone wants to see wet.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
There was a moment afterwards that I think you lost yourself,
but you were just doing like some Neanderthal guttural screen.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's exactly what it was.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
That's what it is.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
The reason why we did it is because Jose lost
our Super Bowl bet. When the Eagles won the game,
they showered their coach with yellow gatorade, which was Jose's color,
the one that he had picked out of a hat.
So his punishment is to get gatorade showered And Jose,
in the decade plus that you've been working here, how
many times have you been showered?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
And was this one the worst?

Speaker 8 (10:24):
I know for sure?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Once I want to say the first two years we
did this, I did like a cod one.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
But yeah, this is definitely the worst.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, it was so.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Coolistic wise, it's colder than it's ever been.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yes, although we did have a couple of ladies watching
from the sidelines.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
It's actually filming it, so I.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Think Stacey took a picture and air dropped it. I
was where Stacy's gonna call it the police.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Stacey asked me if she could get your numbers, So
I hope it's okay that I passed to turn Sure
you give anyone number.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
I just want.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
There was a moment where I was actually worried about you,
and then you were able to make it a joke.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
So it was like, Okay, we didn't lose them.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
He was a trooper about it. But we're running out
of time once again.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Brook has avoided the gatorade shower in over years. She
has never gotten it once. So target is now squarely
on her back.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, it's the same odds for everybody.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
Just I'm lucky.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
We have to do something.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Video is up at Brook and Jeffrey again. Laser Stories
is coming up right after this. It's the radio segment
that's taking the idea of candy hearts and bringing it
to your dishwasher with heart shaped tide pods, super bright
colors with a candy smell, and the tiniest little warning

(11:46):
that says kids stay away.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Okay, okay, I'm sure they're definitely gonna read it in.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Your washing machine rights not your dishwashing, that.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Your love tide pods are probably getting rid of.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
What about who's doing Jeffrey's Help Soap.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
It's formerly Laser Stories, but today since it's Valentines, we're
doing a special edition called Smoochy Story now, where every
news article we read is sealed with a hot, passionate kiss.
Let's go to your first Smoochy Story out of the

(12:24):
landdown Under. There's a Vietnamese restaurant in Australia that hands
out custom r rated fortune cookies.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Customers, you have to add in bed.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Does all the work for you.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Customers love it, so they recently ordered a new batch
specifically for Valentine's Day. But the fortune cookie company made
a big mistake. They got the messages right, but accidentally
ship them out to other restaurants that bought normal fortune cookies,
and people who got the naughty fortunes were quite upset.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh yeah, you're at dinner with your ten year old kid.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, here's the type of thing they read when they
cracked open their cookie. One said the year of the
Snake bears good fortune. Your divorce is coming soon. Then
it ended by saying their spouse only married you for
your money.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
You ugly.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
It's like not even funny that I think it's dirty,
not like me, it's pretty harsh. Now, there were some
funnier ones, but definitely on the line, like this one.
Confucian say, men who go to sleep with itchy butt
wake up with dirty fingernail, So you could.

Speaker 11 (13:43):
Imagine imagine accidentally getting one of those.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Serious Obviously, the people at regular Asian restaurants were pretty
confused by these different fortunes, so most of the establishments
were told to throw them all out, even though some
are still servicing out there.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Ship it to us.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
We want to when you're causing some pretty big issues,
let's go to your next smoochi story out.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Of the weird world of work around didn't get longer,
and that was a cartoon one.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
A lot of people may have tried to use a
sick day this past Monday after the Super Bowl, yeah,
you know, just to recharge. But in the future, experts
say you might be able to use an adult play day.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
What does that mean? You're calling out for work for that.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
A new report says that it's possible certain workplaces and
even radio stations may start providing special days for sexual wellness.
It's so called adult play days would be dedicated time
off for intimacy, health and quote related needs.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Do you know how grossed out my kids would be
if I told them Mommy and Daddy are taking it down.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Why do you need to tell them that wants to
be so funny?

Speaker 8 (14:53):
To be like wow?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Liu says a fifth one this week.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
I haven't used one in a year.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, it means because unfortunately for some people in their
own you do need a partner in order to qualify.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's not fair.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
So what does America think about this? In a confidential survey,
more than three and five employees support the idea of
paid or unpaid adult play days, but you would be
required to show proof. Industry officials are not quite sure
what that is yet, but.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I can kind of imagine.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Well, the last thing they want is people taking advantage
of this by saying they're taking an adult play day
but really just sleeping more and playing video games.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I mean playing.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, it's not adult play.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
The good news half of employees who've actually taken one
of these reported increased productivity, and nearly one in five
Americans would feel comfortable approaching their manager, looking them directly
in the eye, and saying I need this Wednesday offer
an adult play day.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Contact.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
This next Smoochi story is out of Cupid's Corner.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
I mean that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Domino says it's gonna make you as irresistible as a
cheese pizza. This Valentine's with their first ever pepperoni inspired
perfume called Domino's Passion.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
This actually might turn my husband one love.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Peper Posts are looking at a picture of it right now.
It's a perfume bottle and a triangular shape like a
pizza pizza And anyway, the limited the limited edition scent
is said to have notes of spice, pepper and a woody,
warm bass.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Still, I don't want to smell it on a grilly.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
When I think Passion, I think Dominoes.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
And they didn't just come up with the idea because
it get them publicity. The company says it sees a
fifty percent increase in its Pepperoni Passion pizza orders each
year on Valentines. That's their special pie. That feature is
double the meat on each slice.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Because nothing's going to get you in the mood like
more pepperoni. It just sounds like heartber.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
This Friday alone, they plan on making over one million pizzas.
So pizzas obviously what a lot of people think of
on the day of love, so why not bottle it up?
That's what Dominoes thought. This next smoochy story is out
of the wrap room.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
That's wrap w r ap.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
If you didn't know already, today is Valentine's Day and
if you celebrate, you should probably have a gift by now.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
But if you don't, not to worry.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
There's plenty of quick options that can make it seem
like you're thoughtful as long as you say the right
things with it, like this, Z, let's go through the list.
Number three watches.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's a.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Gift giving expert says, after you give a time piece,
you should say a watch represents the gift of time.
And by doing this, I'm promising that I'll always be
present for you.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Okay, I don't even explain to.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Watch, you kidding?

Speaker 4 (18:09):
That's a penny drop in line. If I ever heard
number two chocolate Cramy, you can you can throw your
lady with a handful of Hershey's kisses as long as
you say the right thing with it.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
At least that's what the experts say. Just tell her quote.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
The gift of chocolate can be traced back to the
Mayans who viewed Cacau the main ingredient in chocolate as
a heart opener.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Why would you not say, Afridi.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
You got to talk about body parts opening up and
the number one last minute gift you can give your
significant other as long as you say the right thing
with it is a scarf. Remember, on the surface, it's
kind of a whatever gift.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
The other team are actually legit.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, well, hear this out unless you tell your partner
when you hand them that scarf.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I want to strangle you by.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Wrapping this cloth around your neck.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
It shows me you have faith in our relationship and
a desire to keep each other warm and protected.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh God.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
On both ends to give it a try.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Speaking of last minute gifts, this guy's like the Santa
Claus of Valentine's Day, really, but instead of him coming
down your chimney, he just shows up in your closet
dressed in red and mounts your entire shoe collection today.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
That's sweet, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
I mean, Smoochy Stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time with lasers
on Monday.

Speaker 9 (19:42):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Have you guys seen the Valentine's Day headlines out there.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Which one I'm guessing by this music they're not good.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
This study finds seventy eight percent of all Valentine's Instagram
posts are just to make an ex jealous God.

Speaker 12 (20:00):
Really.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Also, man attempts to cook Valentine's dinner for girlfriend sets
entire apartment complex on fire night. Not really that romantic.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
I mean it's flames flames of love.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Okay yea man.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
With the way things are going, only one thing can
turn this around and save Cupid's holiday, really, and that's
playing a love infused radio game.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Called Ron Valentine's Edition. It's coming up right after this.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
It's Valentine's Day and low cost love is in the air.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
The only two ways to properly.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Celebrate this holiday are by putting on your Brook and
Jeffrey Fuzzy goat skin undies, or by playing.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
A naughty little game. Yes, did you haven't heard it before?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
It's where I play the instrumental of a very popular
song you've definitely heard before, and my co host just
have to name it correctly without whining or complaining to
me about fairness.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Brook almost taking away a point.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
That's your one warning, and in honor of Cupid's birthday,
every song you hear will have the word love or something.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Romantic in it.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
We're gonna start it off with a lady who gags
just hearing the l word spoken out loud. Alexis, name
this romantic tune.

Speaker 8 (21:26):
Somebody to Love?

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Please, Jo can you steal it?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I know.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Just the title. Give a guess, fell We Fell Love,
We Fell in Love by Rihanna.

Speaker 8 (21:44):
Really good.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Brook gets the point on that one, Jose. Remember the
theme is Valentine, So please name this romantic song.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I almost remember it. This is right up your alley, Jose.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
It's like Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
But then I keep thinking it's oh, all right, we
gotta skip yond that. We're not even close as can
you steal first?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Brooks endless, What the heck is happening?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Stop it?

Speaker 4 (22:17):
You're shaming everybody. Can't help Falling in Love by Elvis Presley.
It was used in a light alert commercial.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Brook, you should have seen this. Okay, Well, nobody gets
a point on that one.

Speaker 9 (22:31):
Brook.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Your disappointment though, Yeah, all right, Brook just lost her point,
lost her point for shaming the husk.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
All right, Brook, put your jealousy of young hot couples
aside and try to name this love song.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Remember these all have the word love somewhere in the tide.
The first thing that I said when I started this game.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Why does she take a point for that?

Speaker 13 (23:00):
Okay, why are you asking?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Terrible Brook is in the negatives now. If you can
throw a guest out there, that would be great.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
It is I Love you? What song? No, Dan love
you like a.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Love a song? Jose gets the steal.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
It sounded like an eighties track.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
By Selena Gomez about a relationship still in its honeymoon phase,
which for Brooke ended twenty seven years aga.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Now that we heard in Elvis one though, I'm all
thrown off im?

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Are we going to be secure? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Love spans every generation. We're on the round two.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
The score is one for Jose, zero for alexis negative
one for Brook. Playing with and around Valentine's Edition, where
the title of every song has something to do with
love or carnal gratification. All right, back to the girl
whose number one love is seasonal drinks at Starbucks. Alexis
named this song Oh oh Yes we.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Have by Can't I think of anything right now?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Crazy Love by Beyonce Brooke.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Anything unnecessarily mean you'd like to say to me, not you.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Let's keep it moving. We're back to Jose Jose.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
In order to get a point here must answer as
your phone tap character Rolando.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Damn name this love song.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
That you sound like? Rolando A young ord? Why there
we go mad?

Speaker 7 (24:38):
Release one?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I do not love the earings way.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
Damn art.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Right artist, wrong song, Alexis, Do you have it turned
on by Rolando?

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Can you steal it?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
You can always living on a pro It's the same
thing I'm getting. Love is the battlefield you gave.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
The name bon Joviy.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Doing very well, no kind of shameful.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Brook.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Put on your rented Latex thinking hat for this one,
and name this love.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Song love check.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Checks named after the construction yard honeybucket where Brooke was conceived.
Little too easy for her On that one, it is
tied with one and one for Alexis Brook bringing up
the rear. We're on the round three riff and around
Valentine's edition where love is in the air and in
the title of each and every song.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yes, all right, Alexis.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Keep staring with that blank, confused look in your eye
and name this popular romantic tune.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh oh, I know it. She will be Love.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Love, Buy Maroon five and he will be blocked on
in sta by that nineteen year old.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
All right, Jose, I need.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
You answering this one to be your character big Rick.
When you tell me the name of this iconic love Songow.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
What this sounds like? Boys? It's pretty close, but the
open song I really a noble about Damn miss all. Oh,
Yona Yona submarine? It's not yellow Submarine?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Can you steal it?

Speaker 9 (26:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
You know love by the Beatles? I couldn't think. All right, Brooke,
you're back tied up.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
I know you can't remember the names of your coworkers
who've been here for eleven years, but can you remember
the name of this romantic song?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Oh oh, I'm.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Oh my god, shoot, Oh I'm shoot. Is not the
name of the song? I can't no kid me. It's Alexis.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't know if it's a love story or love story.
He's your guests love story love.

Speaker 13 (27:25):
That means the winner of riffing around Valentine's edition is
Alexis or you in the Love Coven.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
As a parting gift, Brook will tell you her secret
to avoiding unwonted intimate time with her husband.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, I got a list.

Speaker 13 (27:42):
S we are out of time, make sure you tune
in next week when we.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Do riffing around fameless Catholic church hymns of the fifteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I'm gonna be really good at this one. I'm jeff
Rudburn Debo. Your phone taps coming up right after.

Speaker 9 (27:55):
This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
All right, it's time for your phone tap. And today
we call a guy who every Valentine's Day for years
has ordered a bouquet of red roses from the same
flower shop sent to his girlfriend at that well, by
this point, she already knows what's coming. Yeah, that's why
she specifically requested our own jose Belanos to prank her

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boyfriend using his Rolando character.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Request.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yea, it makes sense.

Speaker 9 (28:28):
Rolando's perfect.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Of course, It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
You'll hear how it plays out in your very special
Valentine's Day phone tap right now?

Speaker 14 (28:37):
Another Hello?

Speaker 12 (28:44):
Hello is this Mark?

Speaker 6 (28:46):
It is hello Mark.

Speaker 12 (28:49):
My name is Rolando and I work at flowers. Okay,
I see you have placed an order for Valentine's Day
roses to send to a Isabella Isabella.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 12 (29:03):
Assuming that is your lover.

Speaker 14 (29:06):
That's my girlfriend. That's one way to put it. Yeah,
she's my girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
Ooh, well, I was afraid of these, afraid of what.

Speaker 12 (29:15):
Well, Valentine's Day is not just another day. It's a
special time to show the love bursting from your soul,
to make her know how much you desire her mind,
her heart, her body.

Speaker 14 (29:31):
Okay, I mean that's why I got roses from you guys.
That's the first step, right, Well, that is.

Speaker 12 (29:36):
What I mean. I mean, red rose is so typical.
So how do you say cliche?

Speaker 14 (29:42):
No, it's traditional, That's how I would put it.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I understand.

Speaker 12 (29:48):
But I believe you can do something bigger and better,
something that would really stand out for her.

Speaker 14 (29:54):
Well, I kind of see what's happening here. So I'm
just gonna try to save you some time. I'm not
trying to get upsold on anything. I appre siate you calling, but.

Speaker 12 (30:01):
I'm invested in your love, my friend. It has nothing
to do with upselling anybody.

Speaker 14 (30:06):
Okay, okay, So.

Speaker 12 (30:09):
May I suggest a bouquet of the beautiful poisonous flower
night shade.

Speaker 14 (30:15):
What did you say? Poisonous?

Speaker 12 (30:18):
Oh, jays, very very poisonous, my friend.

Speaker 14 (30:22):
You're telling me to send poisonous flowers to my girlfriend
for Valentine's Day. Jay, I'm not on board with this idea.
I just want you to put in the roses order.

Speaker 12 (30:31):
Okay, okay, as you wish there, I will do that.
But perhaps we should ad just what you wrote on
the guard.

Speaker 14 (30:38):
What's wrong with what I wrote on the card?

Speaker 12 (30:40):
You wanted it to say I loved you always, signed.

Speaker 14 (30:44):
Mark, Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Speaker 12 (30:47):
This sounds like something I would say to my grandmother.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Excuse me, I loved you.

Speaker 12 (30:52):
Nah, it's not a nation, my friend.

Speaker 14 (30:54):
Cut it out with the bolt here, because you're kind
of wasting both of our times at this point. I
already put in order for a dozen roses.

Speaker 12 (31:00):
I did already write up a card for you to help.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
If you would like to hear.

Speaker 14 (31:05):
I did not ask you to do that.

Speaker 12 (31:06):
I know I'm going above and beyond, my friend, because
I love love.

Speaker 14 (31:09):
Yeah yeah, let me take love advice from the guy
that works the flower shop. I've ordered flowers from this
place for years now. I've never had an experience like this.
What is happening now?

Speaker 12 (31:19):
I see that certain we appreciate all of your business,
but this card.

Speaker 8 (31:24):
Think of it.

Speaker 12 (31:24):
You could say I loved you always or you could
say something like, oh, dude, I will worship and treasure
you like the beaver that has taken down the final
three for his winter live. What but I will use
more teeth than the beaver?

Speaker 14 (31:38):
What the hell does that even mean?

Speaker 12 (31:39):
Beavers are very sensual creatures when they get inside of
their dand you all right.

Speaker 14 (31:44):
Listen, listen, hold on, I'm going to cut you off.
I don't want any clever cards that you write on
my behalf because you love love or whatever. The I
just want you to send the flowers that I ordered
when they're supposed to be there.

Speaker 12 (31:56):
Okay, my friend, if this is what you wish, but
I rm is I will give them to her with vigor.

Speaker 14 (32:04):
What I don't think you will be actually is your
boss around? Could I talk to your boss?

Speaker 12 (32:10):
No, she would love that Orlando specially to be a
very happy warm on when she's done with.

Speaker 14 (32:14):
Roland Rolando Special. I'm going to give you the Mark Special,
which is a fist your bro.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Now, I hear the fire in your voice.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
Mark the.

Speaker 14 (32:27):
Passions.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, I want to feel your passion alone.

Speaker 14 (32:31):
Come over there. You're not far from me, friend, show
me your passion.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
Mark whoa, whoa, whoa I'm so sorry.

Speaker 14 (32:38):
What is going on with your voice?

Speaker 8 (32:41):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
My name is actually a Jose. I'm on a radio
show called Brica Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
phone tap on you.

Speaker 14 (32:46):
Oh my god, man.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Your girlfriend Isabella said that you always heard of red
roses from the same place for Valentine's says.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
She wanted me to give you a hard time, bro.

Speaker 14 (32:56):
She said that she always loves the roses. What are
you talking about, Bro?

Speaker 5 (33:00):
I mean, I'm sure she loves them, but maybe some
poison flowers will do.

Speaker 12 (33:05):
I can deliver them myself and give you the space.

Speaker 14 (33:09):
You know what. You keep that accent on and I
might take you up on it.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yay, Wake up?

Speaker 9 (33:16):
Every morning was Fu taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
We all have at least one choice that we made
in life that we totally regret.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I have so many regret Yeah, very regrettable.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Let's be honest.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Alcohol is usually involved tables.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
What a coincidence?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
You're right, I think all of mine involved alcohol.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Regret that though, But have you ever made one tiny
decision thinking, oh it'll be fine, yeah, only to end
up in the hospital from it.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
That's what happened to one of our listeners right in
the middle of his first date. Oh my god, he
can't believe he was naive enough to make this dumb,
totally avoidable choice. You're gonna hear it in a special
Valentines episode of the Second Date Update coming up right.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
After this Second Date updated.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Valentine's Day can be a dangerous holiday for a single
person to try and meet someone. You do, you put
a lot of pressure on yourself for it to work.
Just look at college aged me and my infamous Valentine's
Day massacre and started with a certain hunky frat boy

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inviting two lucky ladies to one party and ended with
said frat boy drunk alone in his room, crying and
kicking a hole in the ceiling above his top bud
because he struck out with both ladies.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
That oh.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Can't imagine why.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
He they missed out.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Just saying, dating around this particular holiday isn't always the
best idea, And I'm not really sure how today's caller
Reese feels about it.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Reese, you have a bunch of holes in your house
somewhere right now.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Not for that reason, Did you're not lying on a
top bunk of a frat girl your Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Only Jeff could have two girls in his room in
a frat house and ruin it like that's you already
accomplished talent.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Whatever, anti game, that's him.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Yeah, Okay, we're going a little a little harsh, a
little far, but brought it up just to laugh at anyway, Reese,
So you went out with a girl pretty close to
Valentine's Day?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Were you feeling the pressure?

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Not really, because I wasn't really thinking about it at
that time.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Okay, okay, make.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
Sure the background. I had gone through a pretty rough
breakup a few months prior, and I was trying to
get back in the game. Yeah, I thank you. I
met Jen her and I matched, and I kind of
realized after like we sort of clicked and we started
talking like. I didn't want to wait until after Valentine's
Day to ask her out.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Right, because you could totally lose momentum if you wait
too long.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
You have to strike while right.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
So I was eager and kind of realizing at that
time that it was close to Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh yeah, Well, as you start to book things and
everything's sold out.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Exactly. And that's why we decided to do something different
other than a restaurant, Like I didn't want to make
her feel weird at a place where there's only couples
and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
So you invited two girls to one threat person. That's
when the good stuff happened.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, did you call the right show for that to
blow up in your face?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
You just took out Jen though, right Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Right, Sorry, we're just making fun of Jeff Free for
his past. Yeah, man, not yet.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
I mean a certain guy was brave enough to invite
two at once.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
But you know, if you're not brave enough to do
it a lot, are you accomplished that? Brot Okay? So
where did you and gen go?

Speaker 6 (37:10):
So she actually suggested a bar. They were having like
an all things pink night.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (37:18):
It's like a valen Seine's date. Ish, It's like pink clothes,
pink drinks, pink food.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Ar Yeah okay, And.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
So we go in and I excuse myself to the
restaurant quickly. While I'm doing that, she ordered us two
pink strawberry dakeries.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Oh gotta theme.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Sounds good.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Here's where I messed up? Is I'm diabetic? She doesn't
know I'm diabetic. Okay, I look at the drink and
I think to myself, I can handle one. You know,
my blood sugar is probably gonna spike. Okay, I'll get home,
I'll take my insulin and I'll just monitor the albay.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
You will follow it up with a cake to wash
it down.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Well, I miscalculated it. Oh well, I started having an episode.
Oh so I needed medical attention. And the thing is
is like there was a moment where I couldn't really talk,
and I wrote on a napkin and I slid it
to gen and I slid the word hospital.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (38:27):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
I hate to keep drawing parallels between this and the
Valentine's Day master at the frat, but I just keeps
lighting up.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
You're not diabetic.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
No, I'm saying, there's a bad experience. That's scared.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I'm scared on a date with someone.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
You don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Well, she doesn't even know you're diabetic.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Yeah, she doesn't quite understand what the note means. And
she references to someone else and the other person goes,
maybe he's epileptic. You should shovel wallet in his mouth.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
So you don't toe.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Oh, this is a fun Valentine Day party game. Everybody
take your wallets.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Hot tip if you're having a seizure, you usually can't
write at the same.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Time, managing to scribble diabetic on a napkin, which then
Jen gets and she's got to drive me to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Oh my god, what a first date experience.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
So things are a little foggy and I kind of
come to and I realized, like all of a sudden,
she's not there, and I'm surrounded by doctors, and it
was a very chaotic night thing.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I'm glad you're okay.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah, did you get a kiss at the end of
the night.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
The next morning, I send her a text and say, hey,
I'm good. I'm so sorry about last night, and she
responds back it was like, hey, just glad you're all right.
And then that's pretty much it. And I hadn't heard
anything since.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
No, okay, I mean obviously not like your fall out
of your control, but also really traumatizing for her too.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
You know, think about what she said.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
She thinks like, oh, anytime he has one drink, he's
going to need to go to the hospital. I don't
want to date a guy.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I think she would have more empathy than that.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
Plenty of other things.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Let's see how empathetic this woman really is when we
give Jenna call. Hopefully she picks up and see what
she asks to say when we do your Valentine's edition
of Second Date update right after this hold on Second
Date update, a Valentine's themed date that ends in the
hospital for some of us, wouldn't be the worst Valentines

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that we've ever had, Okay, jeb.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Gate over the night in the frat house.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
It was for our listener Reese, who was a diabetic
and took a chance drank a pink strawberry dackery during
his date, thinking that he could handle just one. Fast
forward to him being driven to the hospital by his
date Jen, where he had to be treated by doctors.
It's all kind of as he experienced him because he
was going through an episode. But afterwards Jen was gone

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and hasn't responded really to him since the brook. You've
had worse Valentines recently, right, give him a little bit
of hope.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
No, Honestly, if this girl isn't calling you back because
it freaked her out, that is somewhat understandable. But once
I feel like she talks to you, she's really going
to understand the situation and just have a lot of
empathy for you. I can't imagine her not giving you
another chance.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
How do you feel about that, Reese?

Speaker 6 (41:29):
I feel like if she's got empathy, she would have
gone out with me already. And I really don't understand.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
She drove me to the hospital, Alea. She needs to
do more than that.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
My mom drives me to the hospital, okay, And I
don't want from my mom what Reese wants from Jen.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Hopefully who knows.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Who knows. Maybe it's not the hospital or the diabetes.
Maybe you had bad breath and you didn't realize it.

Speaker 8 (41:53):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
And you're a blackout drawing on napkins.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
You were like, show me your you know something, for.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Us to speculate a hundred more things that could have
gone wrong? Or should we just call this girl?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Don't speculate?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I like the please, good choice, good solid.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Let's dial Jen to see if she answers. You just
sit tight there.

Speaker 11 (42:12):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Hello, Hey is this Jen?

Speaker 6 (42:22):
Yes speaking Hey Jen?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
This is a radio show. We're called Broken Jeffrey in
the Morning how are you doing?

Speaker 11 (42:28):
Oh yeah, I'm okay.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Thanks for asking, Jen? People aren't that polite?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Very well, that was kind of an empathetic move there,
it was.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Oh, good point, jes.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
So that's that's good news for you.

Speaker 9 (42:42):
Jen.

Speaker 11 (42:44):
What's what's a radio station calling me?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Okay, I'll give you five guesses. That was unfair.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
He's just gonna tell you right now.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Sure, pople, take the joy out of it.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
This is called second Date Update, and we're trying to
help out one of our listeners that you went out
on a date with recently named Reese a.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Very memorable night.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, Oh my god, yeah dude.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
It sounds like that night was crazy.

Speaker 8 (43:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (43:20):
Oh okay, great, you got the rundown.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
We spoke to him a little bit just to kind
of snapshot of what happened that night, and he told
us that you're not really responding for another date at all,
and he doesn't really understand why.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Hmm.

Speaker 11 (43:36):
Well yeah, I mean I'm not answering him back.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
That's accurate.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Oh, I see, do you hate diabetics? Is that what's
going on? I had a few of those people.

Speaker 11 (43:47):
As you know, Oh my gosh, no, it literally nothing
to do with that.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
I don't.

Speaker 11 (43:52):
I hate people who have diabetes. I hate people who
have girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh wait, what did you just say?

Speaker 11 (44:00):
I hate people who already have girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
He doesn't have a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Well, we didn't ask her. He would have come on here, like, wait,
are you saying? You're saying that he's in a relationship.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Using why do you think that?

Speaker 11 (44:15):
Okay, Well, if he gave you the rundown, I'm assuming
he told you that I took him to the hospital, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Because he was having an episode and you were like
his savior.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
And yes, I was his savior, but somebody else was
his emergency contact. I guess because I'm sitting in the
reception area and this woman comes in and she's asking
for Reese. She's saying that she's his emergency contact. She's
saying that she's his girlfriend. Didn't and they took her

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back there to see him.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Okay, Okay, that okay, objectively looks really bad. But the
thing is, obviously we don't know everything about recent his situation.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Maybe there was another reason having to do with Tya betting.
It's like a avocation where my past boss is really
my best friend.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
I don't think it's like those things.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
But do you remember when we first talked to when
he mentioned that he went through a bad breakup with
somebody a little while back. I forgot maybe it's his
like ex girlfriend. Who's who's listed as his girlfriend? He
doesn't changes how often do you update your emergency contact stuff?

Speaker 15 (45:19):
Like?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
That's possible, it possibly.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I mean, we don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
The thing is, we could ask Reese right now, because
he's been on the phone this whole time listening.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
What the heck?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, well I think that this is something he actually
needs to hear.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Okay, they couldn't give us a little bit of clarity. Reese,
are you there?

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (45:41):
Jen hithe so uh, I guess I was just wondering,
what's going on? Why haven't you gotten back with.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Why are you not coming in and saying I'm sorry,
there's a misunderstanding.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
Let me clear it up.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
I mean, do we really have to talk about that?

Speaker 4 (46:01):
It's pretty important to her and I think to all
of our listeners at this point, are you in a relationship?

Speaker 6 (46:07):
Okay? Look so here like yes, like, but what you.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Just said, you broke up with your ex and you
were heartbroken and you were finally back in the dating pool.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Yeah, I mean when you when you do stuff on
the radio, I mean you might say a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
What you're trying to make herself look good?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
You're using us to cheat, Jen, I kind of feel
like his girlfriend might know though, to.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Say it was your ex girlfriend and we're good job.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
You were lying.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
You're just joking again. I'm a radio you saying girlfriend, Jen, I'm.

Speaker 11 (46:45):
Sorry that very messy, very sloppy, sloppy work.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
Y'all, y'all should have betted him, Like okay, Jen, Like, yes,
I'm in a relationship, but I'm not happy and I
wanted to see you what was out there?

Speaker 11 (47:02):
So this is like your whole is getting dug deeper
and deeper.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Man, Sorry, I guess so, Jenny, I mean, does this
rout our chances?

Speaker 4 (47:15):
You've kind of created a big mess for yourself. So
I don't know what it is that you want to
say to Jen.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
But all right, look, I'm just saying Jen, like I'm
not happy, and I feel like if you want to
have like an actual Valentine's Day together.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Like we can do that.

Speaker 14 (47:29):
We can have like a legit.

Speaker 11 (47:33):
You're just a big walking red flag.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Oh, like Valentines.

Speaker 8 (47:37):
You got a free.

Speaker 11 (47:38):
Ambulance ride, and let's just chalk it up to that.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Okay, you got lucky.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Are you saying that him telling you how sad he
is doesn't make you want to date him right now?

Speaker 6 (47:49):
It really is.

Speaker 11 (47:49):
It's tugging at my heart strength.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
That was sarcasm, Jeff, Well, yeah, why why don't you
just break up with your girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I don't understand this.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Somebody I want to I don't.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
I don't know that I want to do that either.

Speaker 11 (48:03):
Oh god, you're the worst. You know what I'm almost
regarding taking him to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Hold you, it's a little far, Jen, although we understand
the sentiment.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Okay, So are you worried that your girlfriend's gonna hear.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
This or does she know?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
I'm not worried yet, because the thing is, Jen could
be his new girlfriend if she says yes to this question.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
You have two girls in his room like someone I
know didn't want to die.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
I'm telling you works for the frank guy in Jeff's room.
Bottom line, Jen is, we would love to pay, not love,
but we will.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
We'll pay. We'll pay for the second date with Reese and.

Speaker 11 (48:51):
Yeah, come on, And it's like it's not a no,
it's a hall.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
No.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Did not see that coming blind side? I did by
that one.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Sure, at least you have a backup. You can always
go back to your girlfriend. Is his girlfriend?

Speaker 6 (49:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Inviting two girls into the studio Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Man, I thought I knew what cheap voice sounded like
because he didn't have cheater voice.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
But I was totally wrong.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
I was, yeah, so like nice.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
But you know what, give him some points, Brooke, because
he was honest at least admitted that he had a
girlfriend after.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
He got exposed. He admitted it though he got there,
not to the honesty.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
You think he went home and was honest with his
girlfriend suddenly?

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I doubt it, Jeff he cares about that.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
He was honest with us, and he was still trying
to go out with Jem even afterwards. Yeah, it's that
type of hootspu that if I had back at the
frat house, things would have turned out so much differently
that night.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah, what you're crying? Hey, before you ladies leave them,
are you sure?

Speaker 6 (50:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Consider the Valentine's Day masker could have been the Valentine's
Day rodeo for me.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
But I don't think so, miss stopportunity.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
You can still do do not admire to be this dude. Yeah, please,
let's get out.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Yeah, I'll admire somebody else that calls in to get
a second date update email the show. We'll call that
person who's not calling you back and go check out
all of ours. They're available up on podcasts wherever you
get yours. Yeah, at Brooke and Jeffrey Home of the
Second Date.

Speaker 9 (50:36):
Update Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I am so frustrated with the Internet right now.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Our show has been getting a lot of attention nationally
and internationally, a lot of stuff going viral.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, yeah, thanks everyone, Yeah, seriously, thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
That's really cool.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
But now there's all these knockoff Jeffrey's popping up in
my feed, singing my parody songs. But they're more successful
than I am, because you know, you all know I'm
young Jeffrey. But apparently some dude in Alabama is going
by Sprung Jeffrey and he has twice as many followers
as me. Yeah, I mean sure, I can do give

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him credit for that. Then there's a guy in a
hospital bed going by iron Lung Jeffrey who's got fourteen
million followers.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
He doesn't even do anything, but you feel bad for him,
so it's not even very good following him.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Right now, just yesterday, a guy in North Korea named
Kim Jung Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Just saw it blowing up, literally blowing up actual things.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Yeah, Jeffrey, I'm not gonna like him.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
So can we just can we all get back to
the original the og, Young Jeffrey, remember where it all started.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
That's right, Young Jeffrey. And my new song of the
week it's coming up right after this. It is time
for my song of the week.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
And you guys want a stat that's gonna blow you away,
it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Because did you
know around six million couples get engaged on Valentine's Day
each year?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Wow, a year, that's a lot. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
The second most is so far behind that. It's Flag Day.
It's like fifty couples who are just super patriotic.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
June fourteenth?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Is that when you that's when you supposed to be
born on June fourteenth, But that's my aunt's birthday, So
that's why my middle name is my aunt's name.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Anyway, I thought you were one of the patriotic proposals.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
No, okay, but that's a lot of question popping and
grand romantic gesturing all going down today February fourteenth.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I don't want to go watch someone else's proposal one today.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Anywhere.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
As for the guy, this may be the most nerve
racking thing they'll have to go through in their entire life.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
If there could be people listening right now, they're like,
oh my god, Jet it's happening today.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yes, there's a nervous student listening right now. Oh yeah.
Because here's the thing about men.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
They mean, well, they really want this to be romantic
in a memory that's gonna last forever. It's just unfortunately
most dudes aren't wired to know what that's supposed to
look like or how to pull off that romantic vibe,
and suddenly they end up in some random field in
Idaho next to a chain link fence with a rabid

(53:24):
dog barking at them. So, yeah, it doesn't always go
according to plan.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Right, Brooke, I know that it was a mini Schnauzer.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Actually, Oh, I wasn't even talking about you. Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Yeah, that's sad. But this song is for all of
the men out there. Who are freaking out thinking about
tonight asking their girl the biggest question ever and trying
to do it the right way.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Is this song gonna make them double think what they're
about to do, Jeff, Or.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
They can just play this song instead of proposing Jeff.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yeah, maybe this will give him some good ideas of
what to do and more likely what not to do.
So instead of doing the classic hit closing Time by Semisnic,
it's young Jeffrey's proposing time because.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
If you don't get it done tonight, you're gonna have
to wait till June.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Fourteenth, flat Day's right here we go, all point when
I'm ready points.

Speaker 13 (54:31):
Proposing time, dunebe and a bachelor gonna give this marriage thing.

Speaker 9 (54:38):
A world totally fine, cool with.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
The idea of bumping uglies now with justice one girl,
Diamond Shine.

Speaker 13 (54:54):
Or when I saw the cost involved, I fainted inside
that the year.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
But she won't mind.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
This one's from the clearance at the bank robbed Sears.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
I wonder where he wanted me to propose where.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
We firsts That would be so dull, but that was.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
By friends condo, so probably no.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
I'll make a sign.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
With poster born glitter like I'm gonna after to the ball.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Baby like our.

Speaker 13 (55:47):
Gender reveal, and I'll explode up become SETTI.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Bar okay, how do I request it?

Speaker 13 (55:57):
I know I shouldn't text it or sliding into her. Yes,
and just in time my friends stopped me from getting married.

Speaker 10 (56:10):
Me tattooed on my rear and.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
I want to skuy a romantic song pop dus cute
where we went from sir to hall in the bat
her mom shabby tahpee high dock go.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Oh what if in the.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Middle of her gynecological exams? No, yeah, I don't want
to be too cliche.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
You're right. What protein time? I think I'm.

Speaker 15 (56:50):
Gonna draft up in my fancy dotty hokey shirt. Should
I ride our romantic columns?

Speaker 7 (57:02):
Drop it in her comfort throw yoder'm terra five.

Speaker 13 (57:10):
I'll drop down to her knee and she'll say no,
up on the jumbo trow.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Good for her?

Speaker 14 (57:19):
And I do live that TV.

Speaker 15 (57:23):
Show with twenty girls in a scratch. Limo simply had
a single red roads and she just knows.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
God what to say when I profoe I love her.

Speaker 15 (57:47):
Till we're old and grove out of a cortill We
praise our pelvic POAs and share tooom So.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
Proposing time.

Speaker 13 (58:03):
Just wanna make it perfect because I think she might
be my best friend?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
How did that happens?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Was the last line? Oh yeah, maybe don't leave in
the pelvic bone breaking. I don't know. I'm afraid for
a guy listening right now. That's like I gotta change
my plan.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Three different things.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Not go went to the guy of coologists office today?
Never mind, but that was your song of the week? Yes,
text in seventy five nine Jerry, and you could tell
us what you thought about.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
It text and if you're proposing it and tell us
what you're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah, we won't tell them, but we're gonna post this
video up on all of our socials at Brook and Jeffreyes.
You can see the lyrics there and share it with
somebody who's proposing soon getting proposed to whatever it is.

Speaker 9 (58:51):
Hey, Love Brook and Jeffrey In the morning.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Text to seventy eighty five nine two says there's an
eighty percent chance my boyfriend proposes tonight, and I'm legit
worried because for the last month he's been taking drone
lessons and I have a weird feeling he's going to
fly a ring to me.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
In my living room.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Ring again, Well, what if he.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Does a cool barrel roll with it first, with the yeah,
with the drone.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
It depends on how well those lessons win.

Speaker 9 (59:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Because if you missed it, we are celebrating the biggest
day of the year for marriage proposals, Valentine's Day. Six
million couples are going to participate in the question popping action.
That's why instead of singing the famous song closing Time,
I did Proposing Time for all the guys nervous out
there about making that big ask. And we're getting a
lot of feedback on our textboard at seventy five nine

(59:41):
two Brook, what.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Are you seeing?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
So it says tonight is my proposal redo?

Speaker 8 (59:46):
Oh wed He tried.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Last year with a fake Cubic Circonian and after.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I had it appraised, Uh wow, I told him his
punishment is to.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Wait a year.

Speaker 8 (59:58):
Stuck around.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
What A what a happy start again? Yea as well.
You might have to listen to the song again.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
And it's going to be up at the Brook and
Jeffrey YouTube page, on our Facebook, Instagram, and our TikTok
all of it at Brook and Jeffrey happy proposing out there.

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
We made it, guys, Valentine's Day. Let's do a big
group hug to celebrate. They can't see us because we're
on radio, so let's just pretend. I felt so so wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
I like how you wrapped your legs around brook.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Nobody needs to grow when they hugs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
It just shows how into it I am.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
And I'm very into this segment today because since it's
Valentine's every single question in when Brooks Bocks is going
to be Valentine's themed as.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
You take on Bridget, who is two two and two
against you all time?

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Bridget, how do you feel about breaking Brooks heart on
Valentine's Dad.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
I don't want to break her heart, but I want
to be a winner, so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Well, you can't have both, all right, Bridget? Do you
have a Valentine? Bridget?

Speaker 9 (01:01:18):
I do?

Speaker 14 (01:01:19):
I do.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
I'm married.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Shout out and you want to shut them out or
sound so excited about that?

Speaker 11 (01:01:24):
Hi, Robert, I love you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
Thanks for being you.

Speaker 14 (01:01:26):
You're the best husband ever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Oh so heartfelt and quickly spoken. Yeah, I love the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Are you cheating on me?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Let's get Brooke out of here so we can get
to the game. But you know how it works.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass and
you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready, Bridget?

Speaker 11 (01:01:46):
I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Good luck.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Remember all of these are Valentines themed. Your time starts now?

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
On average? How many times does a heart beat per day?
Ten thousand or one hundred thousand?

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
One hundred thousand?

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
In the movie Titanic? What's the name of roses? Neckless?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
In writing xoxo? Does X stand for hugs or kisses
made to melt you? Is the slogan for which chocolate
manufacturer Goodiva, lint or dove uh stuff? According to Roman mythology,
Cupid's parents were gods. His father was Mercury. Who was
his mom?

Speaker 9 (01:02:22):
Row?

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
I don't know, as that's a good guess, though, Well,
don Bridget Brook's going to come back into the studio here,
Maybe there she is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
And Bridget, you mentioned that you've been married.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Is there still like a little bit of a spark
going on for Valentine's Day between you and your husband?

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Did you are you guys doing nothing for Valentine's.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
Day, not like romantically. No, we're having a friend over
for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Oh'm gonna turn on minions. I'm just kidding. Bridge. We
got to get to Brooks questions, Brook, You're ready?

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
Ready?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Your time starts now? On average?

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
How many times does a heartbeat per day? Ten thousand
or one hundred thousand, ten thousand? In the movie Titanic,
what's the name of roses necklace?

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Lost it in the ocean pass?

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
In writing XO XO? Does X stand for hugs or kisses?

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Kisses made to melt you is the slogan for which
chocolate manufacturer Godiva lint or dovet. According to Roman mythology,
Cupid's parents were gods. His father was Mercury.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Who was his mom?

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Averynighty uh oh could be a tit one on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Let's go to the store to see how you did? Hose,
don't care? Who knows? Yeah, Git, I love you. You
got three correct today.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Wow, that's really good.

Speaker 9 (01:04:05):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Just broke in my heart because it was tough.

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
Brook, you got Congrad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Don't be the same for cheering for yourself. You deserve
to cheer. You beat Brook on Valentine's Day. Well done.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Oh my god, and you gave all of us the
gift of Brooke crying in studio.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Thank you, Bridget. Yeah, this is wonderful. Let's go over
the answers for everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
On average, the human heart beats one hundred thousand times
a day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
You have the lowest blood pressure. I'm just real chill,
you know, super relaxed.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
In the movie Titanic, Rosa's necklace is called the Heart
of the Ocean. XO XO x stands for kisses, oh
stands for hugs made to melt you is the slogan
for lint chocolate, and in Roman mythology, Cupid's parents foll
There is Mercury.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
His mother is Venus Aphrodite would have been Greek Brooks.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
So couldn't give you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
That Mercury the hottest planet.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
No, learned that was wrong. It's actually oh we got
blown up on our podcast page. Yeah, the comments in
our Spotify we're nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Yeah, well, Bridgie, you can bring some of these facts
to your husband tonight when you guys are sweet talking
each other watching minions.

Speaker 9 (01:05:26):
With that guess they have.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Mind.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
So Bridget, congratulations.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Not only did you beat Brook, but just for playing,
you also are getting two tickets to see Kelsey Ballerini
perform March thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
That Climate Pledge arena.

Speaker 11 (01:05:41):
Awesome, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Prize.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Yeah, she'll get over it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Well done, Bridget, thanks for playing. We're going to be
back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on

Speaker 9 (01:05:52):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning