December 18, 2024 • 55 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Welcome to
the Full Show podcast. And I'm just gonna say it
right now. Matching Holiday pj's are out this season. Hold out,
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
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wear them out in public.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
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Speaker 3 (00:37):
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You're gonna look so cute.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Link is in the show notes or Brooknjeffrey dot com.
And let's get to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Does anyone here still send out Christmas cards?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, don't anywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I never did either.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Never.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I mean, what are you normally supposed to write in them?
Do you normally say like Merry Christmas or happy Holidays
from our family.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You know it's an update on everyone in the face.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think it's just supposed to be your best pictures
of the year, and that's all you said.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Apparently a new survey says that's outdated. You're not supposed
to You're not supposed to say those things anymore, because
now the cool modern thing that you're supposed to be
writing in your Christmas cards is ho ho ho. No,
we're late.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Now we gotta do w CII which clip is it
to viral down byes from the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Noly enough time to play one of them. Let's get
right into your choices with option one. That's a forty
second clip. I have been pitching to you since early April,
and it has been denied so many times. It is
now suffering from low self esteem and mild depression. I
used to be able to guilt you guys into picking clips,
(01:52):
and I'm hoping that still works today. Somewhere deep down
in your dark hearts, you will vote for this parody
song by a female realist agent desperate to sell a
sweet little house.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Are on interest? Is really reflective of the real estate
market right now?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Or a new on option too, a fifteen second clip
of a selfish toddler whom nine percent of the time
only thinks about herself, Yes, except this once when she
tries to calm down her crying baby sister by singing
to her. But her song choice is a little unorthodoxed
(02:29):
sounds like I personally would still go with number one.
But what's it gonna be? Real to song afies or
offensive lullabies?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Offensive lullabies done? Offensive lullabies?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh my god, this poor real estate agent. Let's hear
the sound of a selfish toddler trying to calm down
her crying baby sister with a strange song choice.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's a real.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah, I'm so happy from her.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That was which clim is it? Now, let's get into
the shock collar question of the day with the man
who rocks us every single morning, okay, with Trivia digital Shake.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Have any of you in this room ever wondered what
Christmas was like for our own Alexis Fuller when she
was a child.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Every day I think about that.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You mean, like ten years ago.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Well, it turns out it was more magical than you
might think. Every year her family had a Disney themed
Christmas tree, really with a small Barbie themed tree in
Alexis's room.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You got your own tree, Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
They left milk and cookies out for Santa, and they
threw baby carrots out in the yard for Rudolph and
the but.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
They could come in the grass for their food.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
But her strongest memory from the holiday season was asking
her parents for an electric scooter and never getting one.
Year after year after year. They soul crushing disappointment.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
They knew from a young age what you're driving habits
would be.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Like yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Again.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
She was angry and she cried, and she dreamed of
writing on her two wheeled Pegasus to the local discount canning.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Salon, but it never happened.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
So, even though this may be difficult to swallow, today
we're going to bring Alexis back to her childhood and
give her trivia questions all about Christmas in a special
holiday edition of three and a half Seconds with Alexists.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
For Europe.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
First, your category is famous Christmas stories from the eighteen
hundreds on her or against her?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh dang, I mean the Muppets have done enough in
the movie section to cover some of these eighteen hundreds
Christmas carols.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You know like the Charles Dick and stuff. Because I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Relying on her reading them, but I think that they've
been turned into enough films that she's gonna know.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Okay, she's betting on Alexis. Alexis finished this famous line
from the poem Twas the Night before Christmas. It the
stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes
that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled,
all snug in their beds while visions of blank danced
(05:52):
in their heads.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I know it. Visions of it's like sugar palms.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Dance in their as.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
If it likes your plums, I'll take sugar plums, which
is I'm glad you didn't say sugar daddy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Something different. Sugar plums.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
You nailed that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And Brook is safe because she bet on Alexis. They
are now to Jeffrey. Okay, jeff your category.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Is the same famous eighteen hundreds Christmas poem.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Really, how good?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I just did?
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I know?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You gotta go with her.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Maybe Alexis doesn't remember this, but I think her mom,
Barb did read her this story when she was growing up.
She had the book in one hand. A fifth of
vodka in the Yeah, I had to finish the whole
thing by the end of the poem. So I'm gonna
say she gets this next one right.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Here, Jeff betting on Alexis finish this line. When out
on the lawn there arose such a clatter. I sprang
from the bed to see what was the matter. Away
to the window. I flew like a flash, tore open
the shutters.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
And oh no, I tore open the shutters and there
is reindeer my stash.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'm CAUs that.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I am going to give you a point for rhyming,
and I'm going to take it away for you being
in correct. We're looking for tore open the shutters and
threw up the sash.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
That's a little hard curtains.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You never know when you need to study eighteen hundred windows.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
So Jeff, you bet on hers that w getting shot.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Jose Will you join Jeff, I don't know. We'll see
your category.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Is still the same famous Christmas poem.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Who would have guessed said.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
It's so hard to judge.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
She's got one right and totally wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
And I'll tell you I actually know this poem by heart.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay, it gets more complicated, it gets harder. It's going
to get into some serious eighteen hundred lingo.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna say I do not think she's gonna
get a right. I'm sorry to say that.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Jose's betting against Alexis finished the line more rapid than eagles.
His coursers. They came, and he whistled and shouted and
called them by name now Dasher, now dancer, now Prancer
and Vixen on comment on Cupid, on.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
On Connor on Cupid.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Just you sound like you were hitting the head.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Got Connor the trap boy reindeer, And you said Connor
and Vixen Vixen. I already said Connor not a reindeer.
I was looking for Donner and Blitzen. I wouldn't even
accept the original German Dunder and Blixen. Connor and Vincent's
not going to count Jose. You bet against her, He's
(08:48):
a great guest. You're gonna be saved. Jeff's getting shot.
And that was three and a half seconds with Alexis
and Conna.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Can we have a new holiday song about Connor?
Speaker 8 (09:02):
The radio?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So I'm gonna get shot? And somebody wanted to hear
Blue Christmas by Elvis.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh, hell I wanted to ask.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Question of the day.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We're moving on and getting into your phone tap in
just a few.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Minutes freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Our listeners may or may not know this, but Brooke
is a proud philanderer.
Speaker 12 (09:45):
Yes she is.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I tell people this.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Wait wait, philanthropists, Sorry, philander, it means that you're cheating.
Speaker 13 (09:55):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I tell people.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
You're so proud of me.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I literally guess she is a blanthemius. She does a
lot of work for charity, not just on our show,
but outside of the show too.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Try I don't do as much as I should.
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Well.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
In fact, she recently just started a new one. And
it's not like the newspapers are trying to say just
to get around the tax laws. This one is from
the bottom of her heart. It's called the OPF, the
One Percenters Foundation.
Speaker 14 (10:31):
Helping billionaires who can't re upholster their meggay we I
mean they can re upholster them, it just wouldn't be
fair if they use their own money to do go it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, so I'm assuming that's what's going to be on
her brain today.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
But yeah, our slogans feel bad for the rich.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Maybe there's a whole new, even more elite foundation that
she just started, and she's going to be stumping for
when we do a brand new What's on Your Mind
that's coming up right now. If four out of five
people suffer from diarrhea, ew, does that mean one enjoys it?
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Who knows what
(11:11):
goes on in other people's heads, but one guy's just
wee yeah. And that's what the segment is for What's
on your Mind, where we learn what has been going
on inside of people's brains, starting with Brook Brook, what's
on your Mind?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
There's a new thing happening in my house and I'm
not a fan.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
All whose fault is it?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I know, you guys make fun, But I really do
love my husband. It turns out I love him more
in the afternoon than I do the morning.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
Oh, because it's conditional love based on no because he's
started waking up at the same time as me for
the last thirteen fifteen years, however long we've been together.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I have my mornings.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yea, you are the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Nobody wakes up when I do. I have a quiet, RESTful,
lovely start to my day.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
It's because we're always up before the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Now he's getting up with me. He's in the bathroom
when I'm in the bathroom, and we don't have dual sinks,
we got a share. We're spitting over each other.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Why is he waking up early?
Speaker 15 (12:13):
He thinks that maybe he could be more productive. Yeah,
what Then he's coming down at the kitchen at the
same time I am up trying to make my coffee
and my little breakfast.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
He is somehow standing in front of every cupboard that
I need to open.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I want to eat and drink too.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't know if I need to start like changing
his alarm clock without him knowing. Yeah, if there's another
sneaky way, that's even better to keep him in bed
till like six thirty like a normal person.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Put coffee.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Tape is always an option, bro, So a little if I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
A little off, I'm just gonna tell you that's why I.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Was gonna want to celebrate your anniversary at the same.
Speaker 15 (12:57):
Time this year, do that on different days.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Well, there's this one girl who's been hitting me up
on Snapchat for years, and one day recently she's like, Hey,
we should hang out.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
So I'm like, all right, I'm talking long enough.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So yeah, she comes over to my place.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
We're eating food, and then it happened.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, and then she tells me. She goes, hey, do
you know this person from your stream?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
From the Giggle Gang by the way at Hilarious jose
Twitch everything.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
She goes, you know this.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Guy named lily Pad sixty two?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
There you go, we'll know lily Pad. And I go, oh, yeah,
I know lily Pad. And she's like, oh my god,
that's my son.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
And I go, oh, did.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You know that she had a size? I knew she
had kids, he said, you know he's in your streets.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I didn't know they were old enough to be in
the stream. And I'm like, oh, well, it's actually eighteen
and older. They're like a few years below eighteen, Like
they're like Lily in high school.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
So I'm like, all right, that's not like crazy young.
And then she's like, yeah, I also have an older
son who really wants to play Fortnite.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
If I can set that up. By the way, he
wants to play Fortnite with you.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
He's eighteen.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And I'm like maybe, I don't.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Know, Like I've tried to focus on our date, so
we start talking, and while we're on the subject, she goes, oh, oh,
that reminds me as well.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Guess who's picking me up from the date today?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Wait? Her son who's forty two.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, her ex husband?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
What what?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
And she is like, he is actually an ex cop
and has caused a lot of problems for my other relationships.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
But he is obsessed with you as well. He's a
huge fan of the show. So she goes, do you
want to meet him when he comes pick me up?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
And I'm like, no, but he's a fan.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No, I get it, and I like it. I like
to know about my fans.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
But apparently every fan I have is related to this
woman I went on a date with.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I think it's to be cute when you do triple
date with her and her ex husband.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Right, you should date all the moms of your Google
gang members.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yeah, that's you join the stream.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I will date you your parents. Lucky, alexis what's been
on your mind?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The other day?
Speaker 9 (15:00):
I found myself in a tough situation as an older
sister O.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
My brothers.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Fourteen freshman in high school had his first night out
till three am, not letting anybody know where he was.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So proud of him.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I have my mom on one hand being like, hey,
you need to talk to him. That's not okay.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Who does he think he is? But that's your job,
you're the older no no.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
But the other hand, I'm like, I'm happy he has
friends to be out.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
With, Tokyo, cool kid, social.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
If he wasn't out till three am, I'd be more concerned,
you know, if he wasn't home and bed every.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Night at nine.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
I don't want a loser for a little So no
one in the family knows how to be the parent.
Speaker 9 (15:42):
You did go talk to him, but I just sat
on the stairs and listened secretly, you know. I went
down and then in the future, though, I don't know
where my stance is going to be, Like maybe I
just offer to give a ride so I know he
gets home safe.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Jose is dating a bunch of moms right now, so
maybe one of his dates will be able to have
time in. So nice of you.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
All right, everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You guys know, my parents are on me twenty four
to seven for things I need to do to improve
my life so that they're not embarrassed to talk about
me other people.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, so far your checklist is not being completed. I'm
pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
It's never complete. Yeah, you're always telling you what to do,
especially with my new house. Now, and now we have
to add another person to that list. My neighbor.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Stan is Stan, the one that told you to put
the mailbox in the right place.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No, there's a different neighbors. Stan is close to eighty.
But since I live in this rural area, Stan has
decided that he has nothing better to do than to
check on me and make sure my house is up
to his standards.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yes, what are you doing wrong?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
So the other day he asked for my email, and
that night I get a three page long list of
itemized tasks that I need to do to my property immediately. Yeah,
and I'm like, oh my god, I've already blocked my
parents for doing this. Now do I have to block Stan.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
It's like he's the head of an invisible h away.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, gotta be nice to your neighbors, dude, especially the
eighty year old one.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Wasn't even manopause nice. He came over the next day,
had printed out the three pages and handed them to
me just in case I didn't check my email. He's
telling me how important it is that I put in
a permanent above ground generator. Even though it's gonna cost
more money, it'll pay off in the long run. I
need to build a bigger tool shed than the one
(17:32):
that's already on my property. You don't have more tools, No,
I don't have any tools. But one day I'm going
to and I'm gonna thank him for making it bigger.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Stan might be able to hang out.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You guys are all taking my sand side. So text
in seven eight five nine two. What other changes should
I make that I'm disappointing you on his life?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
We're bringing it up.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, and text in tell us what's been on your mind?
It's Brook and Jeffrey in.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
The morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
We got a text in seventy five nine two with
someone telling us what's been on their mind. They said,
was just looking at your guys picks online. You look
exactly how I pictured you guys.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Whatever says that, Well, is that.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
A good thing or a bad thing?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
What you think? I don't know? I think just take it.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yes, yeah, obviously focused on me because it ends with
a drool emoji. Yes. Another text says, I listen every
day I've been thinking Seriously, I need to get me
a rich guy so I don't have to deal with
traffic because I wouldn't have to work.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Oh yeah, but we need you to listen. Yeah, oh yeah,
you know it's.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Really catch twenty two for us want that for you,
but we don't.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It's too bad you figured that out as an adult, though.
If you could have figured that out a little bit earlier,
wouldn't have to go through all this pain. Anyway, keep
your text coming in seven, eight, five, nine to two.
Tell us what's been on your mind.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
When you're happily married or at least find yourself in
a solid relationship, you can't help but look back in
life at some of the dumb mistakes you made during
your single days. Oh yeah, like when that really cute
girl convinced you to take out a life insurance policy
on yourself on your first date. Quote just in case,
(19:14):
did you do that, jeff I mean she had a
good point.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
You never know, she just kept saying over and over
it would be awful if something I thought you a
point drink.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Sir, I thought it specifically.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
For you, Or when you thought you could make your
date jealous at the bar by grinding with your mom.
Oh come on, mom, she's not even looking over heresy.
Hell you call that dropping it lost? Put her back
into it. You're embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I feel like now you deserve the arsenic cocktail to
be served.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
We're never going to get a girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You look back on those times and you feel pretty stupid.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh, embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I imagine that's how our listeners will feel one day
when they're married. They're gonna listen back on this segment
and think how far they've come after they share their
lowest dating moments ever, show lower than my mom could
drop it In a brand new Battle of the Tinder
dates coming up right after this two hopeless.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
One dating app then there's you swipe right.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
The question is.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It's Battle of the Dates. It's a dating game show
that's hotter than a metal spoon, in a crack den
battle of a Tinder date where we find out whose
love life is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules
in just a second. First, let's meet today's contestants over
in this corner. When it comes to dating men, she
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likes some tall, gray and rail thin that's why they
call her Antenna Jenna.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Well yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
And in the other corner, her perfect date night ends
with a romantic couple's bath in a giant tub filled
with maple syrup. That's how she got the name Sticky Nicky.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh my god, you must be exacted if you can
talk anyone into that.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Here's how the game works. We gotta have one contestant
start by telling one of their worst dating stories. Then
the other will try and counter with the nightmare story
of their own. We're going back and forth for three
rounds until we declare a winner. We're gonna start things
off today with Antenna Jenna. Let's go all right.
Speaker 16 (21:36):
So a guy and I went out to dinner at
a fond due place, and so we get bread and
some other things to dip in it, and we're having
a great time. And I get up to use the
powder room, and then when I come back, I catch
him holding the pot with two hands and drinking out
of it like its.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Soup, melted cheese, guzzling.
Speaker 16 (21:55):
Oh yeah, don't think this was his first time.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Mel Yeah, he has not lactose intolerant.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That impressed. Let's go over to Nikki. Can you punch that.
Speaker 17 (22:09):
Yeah, Hey, guys.
Speaker 12 (22:10):
So one of the guys they dated, he came back
to my place after an amazing date, okay, and we
both kept drinking obviously, you know, but he ended up
not being able to handle it, and he's really becoming
more out of it, to say the least. And at
one point he sees a picture of me and my sister,
(22:32):
and you know, he says, oh, you might be a seven,
but your sister, for sure is an eight, and then.
Speaker 18 (22:37):
He pukes on the picture.
Speaker 15 (22:39):
Oh gosh, so you made out with him that right?
Speaker 18 (22:44):
Oh for sure, I did.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
All right. Off to a strong start round around number two,
and that means, Jenna, we're back to you, all right.
Speaker 16 (22:53):
So a guy and I went out a few times,
and so one weekend we planned to hang out and
he told me to pack a suitcase. We're going to
do a day trip somewhere. And he tells me to.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Meet him at the airport.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (23:08):
I get there and meet him and I'm like, all right, so, like,
where are we going? Turns out it was the airport.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Our day trip was to the airport.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh, you couldn't even go through security because you didn't
have tickets, So you just outside.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I mean, in his defense, there's a lot of nice coffee.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Shops and stores, but on the other side of sa Yeah,
we've got to buy ticket to access them.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah all right, not as exciting as we thought. Nikki,
it's your turn.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
I met a guy who was kind of cute but
kind but man, he you know, he had that British
accent pretty good.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
You know that adds like five points to any hotness scale, ye,
men or women?
Speaker 12 (23:54):
Yeah, well, halfway through our drinks that accent disappeared.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And wait, I mean, who hasn't faked accept for a night?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I know, I.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Know, it's really fun.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
This is super rare.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
On the guys. I go to deep and to be honest,
I called him out.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Okay, okay, Well.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
That's when he admits that he's been just watching Harry
Potter on repeat.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
We were doing when Guardian leveyosa on you all night.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
Yeah, to top it all up, he told me he's
gotten way more dates because of it.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think we're pretty much tied up
at this point. It's anybody's game. That means, as we
go into the third and final round, we need your
best stories ladies. So Jenna, what have you got okay.
Speaker 16 (24:45):
So I had this guy take me on one of
those huge city ferris wheels and at the top we
stopped moving.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That's the very top, very top.
Speaker 16 (24:54):
Okay, but you know it's nice because you're seeing pretty things.
But it's like it's an unnatural amount of time.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, get off there.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, when you're like, oh my god.
Speaker 16 (25:05):
So I asked, you know, like you think everything's okay,
and then this guy's like, oh no, my buddy runs this.
So I asked him if you could stop it while
we were at the top, you know, for a quick hookup.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
He's gonna be romantic, and he's gonna be like for.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
A little kids, that's romantic.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
It's quick.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
He's like, we on need like three to hook up
with the whole view of the city. You went through
with it.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Obviously, no no, no, no no, and the ferris wheel booths
his rocket bring us down.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (25:33):
So then he calls his buddy on speakerphone and says, hey,
press the button. Another one said.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
No, no on.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
It's kind of cool that he can just call his
buddy control the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Okay, we only got time for one more, Nikki, let's
hear it.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
So me and this guy did an escape room together. Yeah,
well I am so not good at them, but I
figured it'd be fun. So we're in there like it
and we couldn't figure out like any of the clues,
any of.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Them of them and she not like go to the book.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Ye yeah, no, I need some brush up on like
all of the games obviously does too. When I looked
over in the corner, he was crying. He was legitimately
breaking down. And I mean the worst part of it.
Speaker 18 (26:25):
You know, he refused to even go to the emergency exit.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
No, yeah, walk out that door.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I'm sorry. If I was the people running that, I
wouldn't let you out either. The ane of what would
be happening would be too good to watch.
Speaker 18 (26:39):
Oh my god, so rude. But the I mean the
worst worst is instead of going through the emergency exit,
like he insistood up calling his mom?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Did she call?
Speaker 5 (26:55):
It?
Speaker 12 (26:55):
Became this childhood trauma talk with like how he blamed
her for it. We could stated do enough puzzles when
they were a kidd.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh god, her faults that he couldn't solve the escape throne?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, can we vote for the ball in this game?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Because for her, for some reason, I blame her too, Date,
but we heard the final bell. That means the matches
over judges. Let's score at Alexis.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I gotta go Jenna for the Ferris wheel.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
I already got a fear of those.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
We got one.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Oh my god, I can't still get over the fon dupot, Jenna.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You got that means congratulations Antenna, Jenna, you have our
sympathy and our respect.
Speaker 16 (27:36):
Dating Life of the Week, I am getting something out
of this nightmare.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, thank you for playing. Remember Textan seventy five nine
to two if you want to appear on the next
edition of Battle of the Tender Dates your phone taps
coming up right after.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
If you ever lived high up in an apartment building,
you've probably had the experience of looking out your window
and seeing someone in a different union or in a
building across the street, and thinking, oh, they're cute.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, no, no way.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Then you count the floors and you're like, wait, how
many windows in?
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I think I can find.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Where he is? Well, that happened to a guy recently,
except he pulled out his binoculars to get a better
look keation. He made the mistake of telling his friend
about this.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh my god, there's a girl.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
His friend told us, and also said that this guy
never answers his phone, which is why we had to
call him seven times before he finally answered. You're gonna
hear it in your phone. Tap right now.
Speaker 17 (28:40):
Another yo?
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Who is this who keeps calling me? Oh?
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
This is Greg from the front office at Quick Apartments.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh yeah, we've.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Been calling you a bunch and you haven't been responding.
Speaker 17 (28:57):
Todd, I'm sorry, man, I you know I didn't recognize
the number. I didn't want to risk it, didn't know
who was That's.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Okay, understandable. Look, I'm one of the managers here at
the building, and we know what you've been doing and
we need you to stop.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Wait, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 17 (29:15):
What am I doing? What are you insinuating?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
No?
Speaker 6 (29:17):
You know that thing you're doing in your apartment with
the windows?
Speaker 17 (29:23):
No, Greg, I don't know what saying I'm doing in
my apartment.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Don't make me say it. Okay, I think we both
know what you've been doing.
Speaker 17 (29:31):
No, I really don't.
Speaker 12 (29:33):
Look, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
We've had some complaints from people in apartments across from you,
saying that you've been, you know, spying on them with binoculars.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, no, no, no, no, what are you talking before
you say no?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
So quickly look, I personally know that you are doing this.
Speaker 17 (29:52):
You personally know. Yes, something happened that didn't happen.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
I actually live in the building across the street, and
I've been watching you with my binoculars.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
What I'll prove it to you.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Why don't you grab your binoculars right now. I'm on
the fourth floor across the way, and I'm not wearing
any pants, so.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
You should spot me.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Oh my god, yeah, I dare No.
Speaker 17 (30:14):
I don't want to look at you without your pants on.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
No, at least you'll know who I am.
Speaker 17 (30:19):
No, thank you, I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I'm waving right now without my.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Hands, dude, gross, and I'm winking.
Speaker 17 (30:25):
Look. I don't know what you're trying to prove here.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
All I do is I watch trees like a bird.
Speaker 17 (30:30):
Maybe you want to, I don't. I don't make a
habit of looking at people's apartment.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Okay, I'll give you some slack because you don't always
do it. And I know that because I stood here
without pants on for two hours almost six pm to
eight pm last night, and you didn't even ogle at me.
Speaker 17 (30:44):
Gross, you freaking weirdo.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Look, we're human. I like to look, you like to look.
Speaker 17 (30:50):
No, we don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Okay, how about this. Let's create like a buddy system.
I'm not your look at each other with binoculars from
time to time. No, what do you We're not getting
in any trouble with other residents. It's just you and
me a little bit of a staring contest pantsless.
Speaker 17 (31:07):
I don't know what kind of purby stuff you're into,
but I'm done.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Oh you don't want to be banoch you buddies? No,
I'm into it. Every Tuesday and Thursday five thirty. I'll
meet you there right by the way.
Speaker 17 (31:18):
You have times and dates for this?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Well, there is an issue.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
I am already doing this with another guy on the
sixth floor, and I don't want to make him jealous.
So he's Monday and Wednesdays at seven. So as long
as we can do Tuesday Thursdays, we're going to go.
But knock you buddy.
Speaker 17 (31:33):
Oh my god, what is this?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
What is this? It's a phone tap?
Speaker 17 (31:39):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (31:40):
It's a prank? Call your buddy Tony set you up. Hell,
he said you told him you saw some hotgirld binoculars
across the way last week, so he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 10 (31:51):
It was one time.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It was oh yeah, this.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Could be one time every Tuesday and Thursday, five thirty
maybe forty five minutes each time.
Speaker 17 (31:58):
I'm sure you're very attractive.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
I actually am currently pencils in studio. I'm looking at
myself in the mirror. I have a microscope because I
need help seeing it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
You're not supposed to laugh at that part?
Speaker 17 (32:15):
Hey, I mean, be proud, brother, Be proud.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Imagine for a first date, a guy takes you to
the Forever twenty one clearance sale. Oh my god, and
then he tells you no, you can't buy anything.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
What?
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, no?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Are you here?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Brook? Your husband surprises you with an anniversary trip to
wine Country.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah yeah, are you listening?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Honey says you can only have grape juice?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
No, not even wait did he say it?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
With air quotes? There's no air quotes he said, grape.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Non alcoholic juice.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Are we still married or.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Probably not after that? Or jose your date brings you
to a restaurant on the first night of Copper River salmon.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
The best salmon in the world, but then.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Tells you can only have farm raised Atlantic coho, I.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Will never eat farming, spinning it out, State's over, Well,
I'm going to wine World.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Seriously, don't salmon.
Speaker 17 (33:31):
Is not.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
The reason I bring this up? Is the guy on
the phone. Well, that's part of it. But guy on
the phone says he was trying really hard to come
up with a cool date idea, and he did come
up with one, but he's worried it backfired because once
they got there, he had to keep telling her no.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Over and over.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You're gonna find out the awesome place that they went
when Atlantic salmon Pacific. You'll hear it in your second
date update next the second date update. When you go
on a first date to a restaurant or a bar,
you ever think about how there's probably other couples who
are also having first dates at the exact same time
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right next to you.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
I don't that's really a bonding thought.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, you know, I don't want to think it bonding like, oh,
I don't want to be out romanced by somebody else
in there.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I thought it is a comforting thing. Yeah, the same position.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It's a competition. It's not a good look on me.
That's why I always buy flowers and cake for every
woman in the bar to prove I'm the alpha lover
of this Sisla.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
I think you just got taken advantage of. But I
appreciate the cake.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
But one of our listeners, Cameron, says he definitely got
one upped by another dude.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
On his date.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Ye, and he was actually cool with it. Okay, So, Cameron,
I guess you're at that sizzler. Huh. I'm sorry, man,
I guess.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
So.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, did your date fall hard for Jeffrey and you
just had no control over the situation.
Speaker 17 (35:06):
I mean that's the only explanation I guess.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, yes, I see.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I apologize already. But tell us about the woman that
you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 17 (35:14):
Her name is Lauren?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Okay, and I'm guessing you met on a dating app
or something we did.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Okay, what did you like?
Speaker 8 (35:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (35:23):
What did you like about her?
Speaker 17 (35:24):
I mean, she's really pretty and Okay, it happened really quick.
Asked her out pretty immediately.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh wow, like second text message like, hey suck want
a date?
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (35:36):
No, I wasn't really wasting any time here.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Wow, you must be hot if that works.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Appreciate the efficiency.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, I mean that's going into like the date with
not a lot of knowledge, right, you're pretty blind.
Speaker 17 (35:46):
Yeah, but it's good because you know, I've had dates
where I've talked with the girl online forever and then
there's just nothing to talk about at dinner.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, don't waste all the conversation up front. I see
what you're saying. Where did you end up going for
your date?
Speaker 17 (36:01):
Well? I took her to a hangar where I fly planes.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Whoa just coming out of the gate with a flex huh?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Oh my god, you're a pilot. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (36:12):
So I made a point in making my profile pick
of me in a plane cockpit because I think.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
That's why she went out with you.
Speaker 9 (36:19):
Immediately my head goes to free flights.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, if he's a pilot, well, do you own a
plane or you share a plane with somebody?
Speaker 17 (36:28):
So not yet. Okay, I've been taking lessons.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Okay, okay. Alexis has officially stopped listening to the person.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
I already know people that are pilot. I don't need
you anymore.
Speaker 15 (36:39):
But you don't have your wings yet.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Okay, So I mean, what was the date plan? At
the hangar?
Speaker 12 (36:45):
Though?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
You just walk around some planes and look at them.
Speaker 17 (36:48):
Yeah, I mean, I go, I go to this flight
school with thirty minutes outside the city, and I thought
that would be a really cool first date. You know,
just give her like exclusive access to an airfield that
I can get into, and you know, just look around,
look at the planes.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Was there any food involved?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Puts.
Speaker 17 (37:07):
I mean we're planning to go to a bar afterwards.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (37:09):
You know, I just wanted to show her my thing.
You know, she seemed interested.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
That's why you didn't, like take her up in a plane.
Speaker 17 (37:17):
No I'm not allowed.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah yeah, but that's cool though. I mean, it's cool
that she was interested in it was she.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Impressed by the plane tour.
Speaker 12 (37:26):
She was.
Speaker 17 (37:27):
The weird thing is when we got there, there were
some huge letters on the runway. It's spelled out will
you marry me?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Oh my gosh, bro, you're moving a little fast.
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (37:37):
No, I didn't do that.
Speaker 12 (37:38):
I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Are you sure? You asked her out second text message.
I could see immediately there was a.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Marriage proposal at the same time or someone else.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
That's why you were one up on the date.
Speaker 17 (37:50):
Yeah, I mean it just proves my point that it's
a romantic spot. But no, I mean yeah, I mean
it was awkward for a while, like just seeing the letters,
just like, wow, you move quick?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Did you guys actually win? Is this the couple there
or did you just see the letters on the runway?
Speaker 17 (38:03):
No, No, we didn't see the couple. We just saw
the guy taken off.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
You say it was awkward, Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 17 (38:09):
It was awkward for a minute just to see that,
and you know, she made a joke about it, and
you know, we moved through it pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
But because it's got to be hard to witness somebody
do something ultra romantic right in front of you on
your first date and then have to try and come
off looking smooth, you should have done a sign that's
like ready to go to the bar and attached it
to a little paper airplane and tossed it in front
of her. But I mean, it sounds like you were
able to make it work. Did you end up going
(38:36):
with her to the bar.
Speaker 17 (38:37):
Well we did, but it kind of died there.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Uh oh, why while we were.
Speaker 17 (38:42):
There, you know, we went in this whole like big
romantic gesture and everything. I think we're all kind of
hyped up on looking at planes and everything. Yeah, she
really wanted to go up in the plane. She wanted
me to take her up.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Wait, she knew that you didn't have your license yet, right.
Speaker 17 (38:55):
I think she just thought we could sneak away with
it and you know, just have like this spontaneest romantic
adventure in the sky.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Why does this girl.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Want a death wish it would be some random dude
who takes me out to a little layer field with
some obsessed nos and think, hey, pull me up in
that plane.
Speaker 17 (39:10):
Well it wasn't just that she wanted to sit in
the cockpit too, but.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Even just.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Right, that's just getting experienced. But it's more like an educational.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Airport.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
That's an airplane.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
It's a good hook for a future date. Though. It's like, well,
if you stick around, then maybe I.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Wrote you what hundreds of flight hours?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
No, I mean it kind of paints you too. It's
like you continually having to say no, no, no, on
a date that you're kind of like not fun, do
you know what I mean? And I don't think that
of you, but I could see from her perspective.
Speaker 17 (39:46):
I mean, I guess, but I met my flight school.
I didn't want to get dinged, so right about just
showing her would be enough.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I mean, how did you leave it on the day?
How did it end?
Speaker 17 (39:55):
The sparks kind of died down towards the end. I mean,
I still like her, and I I think we had
a good time. I just you know, I don't know
what else I could have done.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
And she hasn't responded to you at all.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
No, Okay, it's almost like it backfired, Like you're trying
to impress her and you ended up like.
Speaker 8 (40:13):
That.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Sounds like maybe you should have stolen a plane and
taken her up. Anyway, Yeah, it would have been a
rebel move, bold thing to do. But let's play a song.
Come back and call Lauren for you. Try to get
you a second date update? All right, Okay, hold on
second date. Muscular dude flying around in F sixteen, buzzing
(40:39):
the tower, doing an inverted dive against a Russian meg
before jetting off into the sunset. All of that was
not allowed. You could just point at the planes parked
on the tarmac and say, hey, isn't that one kind
of cool?
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Look it's not my so let's move away.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Can even show you inside? That's because Cameron doesn't have
his pilot's license yet. But he was able to show
Lauren around the airfield where he's learning.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah, which is cool, and she was interested in it.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I mean he told her that, yeah. But to make
matters worse, while they were there, they saw someone else
proposing with a giant will you marry me? Banner? So
after all that excitement at the airfield, the date kind
of fizzled after that. But Cameron, today, we're gonna be
your Goose for this second date up date.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Pull him out of his nose dive? Is that what
you're thinking?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
We're gonna try. Just promised me that you're not gonna
eject until we hit the sweet spot? Can you do that?
Because I didn't turn out so well for Goose.
Speaker 17 (41:44):
That's really nice, guys, Yet, no spoilers.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
What happened to Goose?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah? The one?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
No, that's the old one.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Good thing.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
We're all we're all up on our top yeah whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
But bottom line is we're gonna call Lauren and see
if we can get you another date here. You feel ready, man,
I'm ready.
Speaker 17 (42:03):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Okay, and this next day, you know, you just make
it a little bit more about her and maybe she'll
be more into it.
Speaker 6 (42:08):
Yeah, and we'll just hold that there's not a lot
of turbulence.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Okay, flying, I think there's more airplane putts coming. I'm
trying to hold them back. Sorry, let's dial this number,
talk to Lauren. Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Lauren?
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Yeah, and my.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Name is jeff from a morning radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 17 (42:39):
Morning, a morning radio show.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah, hey, Lauren, we're all here.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Hey, good morning. Sorry did we wake you up?
Speaker 13 (42:51):
No, I've actually just never heard of this show. I
don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Well, we're on Spotify too, if you listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
That doesn't sound really sad and desperate. But we're doing
a segment, a very popular segment, oh yeah, extremely well
known and beloved called second Date Update. Okay, clearly not
beloved by Lauren, but we're trying to help out one
of our listeners that you went out with recently.
Speaker 13 (43:19):
And who was that?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
You guys went to an airfield together and then a bar.
Speaker 13 (43:25):
Cameron, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Camra seemed like a nice guy, like a good dude
who wanted to show you a good time a sexpot.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
If you asked me, that's the time for me nowhere.
What did you think of Cameron?
Speaker 13 (43:40):
It was a cool date. Actually, it was the coolest
date I've ever been on.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
Whoa it was?
Speaker 13 (43:46):
It was I was really interested in the planes and
seeing them and everything, and I was really happy because
we didn't just go to the bar and hook up,
because that's what most guys want to do. So his
date was really.
Speaker 8 (43:59):
That.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
I mean, that's great to hear.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
So you, I mean, you weren't disappointed in the airfield
at all because he was kind of worrying about that
that maybe you know, you expected to go up in
a plane and you didn't or something.
Speaker 13 (44:12):
No, but I was still excited to go.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Airplanes are cool guys, girls, kids, doesn't matter. Airplanes are
just interesting.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Absolutely, So if this is one of the best dates
that you've ever been on, why not call Cameron back?
Speaker 13 (44:25):
Well, I said, it was the most original date I've
been on, and I liked his choice. But some things happened.
He made a comment later on and it threw me off. Comment.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
It doesn't seem like he remembers that. I mean, do
you think it registered with him that he said something
that upset you? Of course?
Speaker 13 (44:45):
Can I tell you guys what he said?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yes, y, yeah, us.
Speaker 13 (44:50):
So I don't know if he told you. There was
this weird part where we saw a plane taking off.
Speaker 12 (44:55):
It was a proposal.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, he mentioned that to us. Will you marry me?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
Banner?
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Yeah, and it was that was pretty weird. But as
a plane was taken off, it was the comment that
he made that he expects the woman to ask him
to marry him, so I better be taken notes.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
That sounds like a joke.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
No, I left.
Speaker 13 (45:18):
He said he was a feminist, so he believes that
women should be able to ask men to marry them.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Why is that bad?
Speaker 13 (45:28):
Because maybe I'm more traditional, But in my dream, the
man is supposed to propose to me. Like I thought,
maybe you know, this could be a great dream. If
it turns out good, then he'll do that for me,
you know.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Away, I mean to state like, maybe he's just trying
to read you as an independent woman, and he thought
that that would be something that you would also stand behind.
You know, like you don't know for sure that he
would never propose to you, right, Like he's just making
a simple comment.
Speaker 13 (45:58):
He said, for sure, you need to ask me to
marry you.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Wow, even if it was a woman coming to a man,
it would be a street coming first day.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
We didn't know that that was first date. We didn't
know that any of that was coming up in conversation
between you guys. He didn't mention it, but maybe we
should ask him about it, because I mean, I don't
know what your dreams say about your perfect man. Maybe
you're dreaming that he's on the other line listening. Why
dreams do come true? Because Cameron's been there the whole
time and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 17 (46:30):
Yeah, I didn't realize that I set you off.
Speaker 13 (46:35):
Really, what do you mean you don't realize that, sing Cameron?
You're a madman?
Speaker 17 (46:41):
A mad man?
Speaker 3 (46:43):
What does that mean?
Speaker 13 (46:44):
On the worst date? Why don'd you say I need
to ask you to marry me? Why would you I'm
having you.
Speaker 17 (46:48):
Know that I'm a feminist, I'm you know, I'm into
the cause and whatever, and you know, I just want
you to know that up front.
Speaker 12 (46:54):
You know.
Speaker 17 (46:54):
I want you to know that you know you have
I believe you have, you know, agency, and I think
a sort of women are sexy.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Okay, okay, but so Cameron, you believe that all women
should be proposing to men or just Lauren to you?
Speaker 17 (47:09):
No, I think all women should be doing that, Okay.
I want to just empower women to propose, like I
think it's going to be healthier for society.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Is so you don't have to pay for a ring.
I don't because I get what you're trying to say.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
And I appreciate any man who you know is open
to the feminism. But you'd be open if the if
the woman wanted you to propose, you would be open
to then taking on that role.
Speaker 17 (47:34):
Right, I mean I could, but I you know, I
find a way to screw it up. You know, I
feel like a ring on a AFC chicken wing or something,
you know what I mean. Like, guys are just like
not good at that. I think you know, my mom
proposed to my dad romantic.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Okay, So you want you want what your parents have
in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
You want to marry your mom.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
I'm having this conversation before. It's always some guys.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Are all about and other guys are like, no, I
want to ask like traditionally, so maybe it's just kind
of a more of a surprise to herd.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
I mean, Lauren, is this a first free have you?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Have?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
You never met a guy like this?
Speaker 13 (48:11):
This is a first and only a one and done.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Oh, such of a deal breaker for you.
Speaker 13 (48:19):
A deal breaker completely, like, especially after I saw that
romantic couple going up. I wanted that immediately and he
immediately like crushed my dream with that.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Marriage on first day.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah, we're coming in for a rough landing here, but
I got before we crash, Lauren, we'd like to offer
to send you out on another date with Cameron and
we'll let you pay it as a feminist, because yeah,
that's what a good feminist man would do.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
You guys are really I think we need to do
some more research into feminism.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
I don't know what, Lauren. I do think I know
your answer, but I need to hear it from you.
Speaker 13 (49:01):
It's a very strong no for me.
Speaker 17 (49:03):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Oh boy, that's all right. I mean, Cameron, you can't
be too disappointed. Like she's not doesn't seem like the
right person for you, I guess.
Speaker 17 (49:12):
I mean, she is making her own choice, and you
know that's I'm all for that.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Hey this if she wants to set women back another
fifty years by not proposing.
Speaker 17 (49:23):
That's good for her, exactly.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Jeffrey in the Morning. Then another new player today. Her
name is Chris, and we've been asking people about their
favorite holiday traditions and memories. Her favorite holiday memory was
as a kid listening to Julie Andrew's Christmas album while
(49:50):
eating Grandma's cottage cheese lime jello salad with extra male on.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Okay, please tell me that salad isn't real.
Speaker 10 (49:58):
That's which I could tell you that it wasn't real,
but it.
Speaker 15 (50:02):
Yeah, did not make cottage cheese mayonnaise jello salad.
Speaker 10 (50:07):
The mail was just the topper. So the cottage cheese
lime jello. Then she took half a canned pear oh
and sunk that in the middle of it. Oh yeah,
And then you call it a salad because it was
served on a piece of lettuce.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
A lot of chairs in that household.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Do you still make it every year? That would be
a no, that's too bad.
Speaker 10 (50:30):
I do still have nightmares about it.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Yeah, Wow, home so fast.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, she's only forty five.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
She's like I'm not even retired yet.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Grandma's legacy lives on today.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
My god, I will have nightmares about it.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, let's move on from that thought and memory. Brooks
leaving the studios, and you know how the game works.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (50:56):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (50:56):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Good luck Chris. Your time starts now on this stay.
In two thousand and nine, a film was released that
would go on to be the highest grossing movie of
all time. What was it? What is the capital of Peru?
What is the two word French term commonly used on
ships to tell someone good journey? What actor has played
(51:17):
Austin powers throughout the entire franchise? Mike, how do you
say cheese in Spanish?
Speaker 4 (51:25):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Incredible? Chris, well done. Brooks coming back into the studio
now and tell.
Speaker 10 (51:33):
You man, it's the lime jello salad it that powers
you through anything.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Ever considered it.
Speaker 17 (51:38):
Brain fee is a protein, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
We're all just gushing about her performance.
Speaker 12 (51:45):
It was really.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
But she sunk apparent to it.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
That's why I'm afraid to learn more about Chris, but
here's what we do know. She works in the real
estate industry. She volunteers at a community theater. That's cool,
and she really enjoys travel, specifically to one of the
places Jose wants to go, coming up to the Netherlands.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
Hey, yeah, interesting, I've.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
Never been there, see the tulips.
Speaker 11 (52:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
What do you love about the Netherlands?
Speaker 19 (52:13):
Honestly, just how easy it is to get around, you know,
and not just Amsterdam, but being able to go to
like the town of Kudah, which is where where the
cheese comes from.
Speaker 8 (52:23):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Yeah. I also love to visit a good cheese museum
on my trip.
Speaker 10 (52:27):
Oh yeah, I've got to try the cheese experience now.
Speaker 6 (52:30):
I also want to travel to the country of Blue.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Definitely not just French for Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 17 (52:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
We should ask Alexis. She's kind of the expert on
Europe and getting around. A guy from Blue right next
to Brook. It's your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand
and nine, a film was released that would go on
to be the highest grossing movie of all time. What
was it Avatar. Uh. What is the capital of Peru Lima?
What is the two word French term commonly used on
ships to tell someone good journey?
Speaker 3 (53:09):
U bonvoyage?
Speaker 2 (53:11):
What actor has played Austin Powers throughout the entire franchise?
How do you say the word cheese in Spanish?
Speaker 3 (53:18):
Okay, so give me another question.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
You're gonna yell it.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
That's all the time that we have. Let's go to
the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose. I
feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet. Millennials, Chris,
you got five correct? Oh my god, why don't you
ask me another question?
Speaker 4 (53:42):
We had this slow?
Speaker 10 (53:44):
We tied, Brooke also five?
Speaker 2 (53:49):
A tie does go to the house on these Chris,
I'm sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody on
this day. In two thousand and nine, a film was
released going to be the highest grossing movie of all time.
That was Avatar two point nine billion dollars worldwide. The
capital of Peru is Lima. The two word French term
commonly used to say good journey is bon voyage. Austin
(54:10):
Powers was played by Mike Myers through every movie and
you say cheese and Spanish with the word kso the
superior dip.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
It's one of my favorite Spanish words.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Oh yeah, just for playing. We can't give you any
money here, but we can give you two tickets to
the Seattle Christmas Market. Seattle's winter wonderland is back. Make
unforgettable memories at the Seattle Christmas Market with festive activities,
delicious food, and more. Get your tickets for the Seattle
Christmas Market at Seattle Christmas Market dot com.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Can we just save your number for when we're having
a down day we need to call you for like
a little upper.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Little pep talk, or maybe you can send over some
cottage cheese, lime, jello salad, extra mail on it.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
We're good.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Next challenge, Thanks for playing, Chris coming back again soon.
We'll do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 8 (54:57):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Welcome to
the Full Show podcast. And I'm just gonna say it
right now. Matching Holiday pj's are out this season. Hold out,
do not buy them. What you need to get is
matching Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning sweatshirts and T
shirts for your entire family.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes, I did hear this.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, a trend visitor, full trend. Everyone's doing it. You
wear them Christmas Morning, maybe New Year's Day. You can
wear them out in public.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, that's right you Grandma, grandpa, aunts, uncles, cousins, they
all need these. And one hundred percent of the proceeds, like,
let's be real for a second with our sweatshirts and
T shirts go to help hurricane relief, Thanks too, Heart
to Heart International.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So go buy your shopping right now. Get those matching sweatshirts.
You're gonna look so cute.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Link is in the show notes or Brooknjeffrey dot com.
And let's get to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Does anyone here still send out Christmas cards?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, don't anywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I never did either.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Never.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I mean, what are you normally supposed to write in them?
Do you normally say like Merry Christmas or happy Holidays
from our family.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You know it's an update on everyone in the face.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think it's just supposed to be your best pictures
of the year, and that's all you said.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Apparently a new survey says that's outdated. You're not supposed
to You're not supposed to say those things anymore, because
now the cool modern thing that you're supposed to be
writing in your Christmas cards is ho ho ho. No,
we're late.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Now we gotta do w CII which clip is it
to viral down byes from the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Noly enough time to play one of them. Let's get
right into your choices with option one. That's a forty
second clip. I have been pitching to you since early April,
and it has been denied so many times. It is
now suffering from low self esteem and mild depression. I
used to be able to guilt you guys into picking clips,
(01:52):
and I'm hoping that still works today. Somewhere deep down
in your dark hearts, you will vote for this parody
song by a female realist agent desperate to sell a
sweet little house.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Are on interest? Is really reflective of the real estate
market right now?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Or a new on option too, a fifteen second clip
of a selfish toddler whom nine percent of the time
only thinks about herself, Yes, except this once when she
tries to calm down her crying baby sister by singing
to her. But her song choice is a little unorthodoxed
(02:29):
sounds like I personally would still go with number one.
But what's it gonna be? Real to song afies or
offensive lullabies?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Offensive lullabies done? Offensive lullabies?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh my god, this poor real estate agent. Let's hear
the sound of a selfish toddler trying to calm down
her crying baby sister with a strange song choice.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's a real.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah, I'm so happy from her.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That was which clim is it? Now, let's get into
the shock collar question of the day with the man
who rocks us every single morning, okay, with Trivia digital Shake.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Have any of you in this room ever wondered what
Christmas was like for our own Alexis Fuller when she
was a child.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Every day I think about that.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You mean, like ten years ago.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Well, it turns out it was more magical than you
might think. Every year her family had a Disney themed
Christmas tree, really with a small Barbie themed tree in
Alexis's room.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You got your own tree, Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
They left milk and cookies out for Santa, and they
threw baby carrots out in the yard for Rudolph and
the but.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
They could come in the grass for their food.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
But her strongest memory from the holiday season was asking
her parents for an electric scooter and never getting one.
Year after year after year. They soul crushing disappointment.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
They knew from a young age what you're driving habits
would be.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Like yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Again.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
She was angry and she cried, and she dreamed of
writing on her two wheeled Pegasus to the local discount canning.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Salon, but it never happened.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
So, even though this may be difficult to swallow, today
we're going to bring Alexis back to her childhood and
give her trivia questions all about Christmas in a special
holiday edition of three and a half Seconds with Alexists.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
For Europe.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
First, your category is famous Christmas stories from the eighteen
hundreds on her or against her?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh dang, I mean the Muppets have done enough in
the movie section to cover some of these eighteen hundreds
Christmas carols.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You know like the Charles Dick and stuff. Because I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Relying on her reading them, but I think that they've
been turned into enough films that she's gonna know.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Okay, she's betting on Alexis. Alexis finished this famous line
from the poem Twas the Night before Christmas. It the
stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes
that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled,
all snug in their beds while visions of blank danced
(05:52):
in their heads.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I know it. Visions of it's like sugar palms.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Dance in their as.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
If it likes your plums, I'll take sugar plums, which
is I'm glad you didn't say sugar daddy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Something different. Sugar plums.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
You nailed that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And Brook is safe because she bet on Alexis. They
are now to Jeffrey. Okay, jeff your category.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Is the same famous eighteen hundreds Christmas poem.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Really, how good?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I just did?
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I know?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You gotta go with her.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Maybe Alexis doesn't remember this, but I think her mom,
Barb did read her this story when she was growing up.
She had the book in one hand. A fifth of
vodka in the Yeah, I had to finish the whole
thing by the end of the poem. So I'm gonna
say she gets this next one right.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Here, Jeff betting on Alexis finish this line. When out
on the lawn there arose such a clatter. I sprang
from the bed to see what was the matter. Away
to the window. I flew like a flash, tore open
the shutters.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
And oh no, I tore open the shutters and there
is reindeer my stash.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'm CAUs that.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I am going to give you a point for rhyming,
and I'm going to take it away for you being
in correct. We're looking for tore open the shutters and
threw up the sash.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
That's a little hard curtains.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You never know when you need to study eighteen hundred windows.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
So Jeff, you bet on hers that w getting shot.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Jose Will you join Jeff, I don't know. We'll see
your category.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Is still the same famous Christmas poem.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Who would have guessed said.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
It's so hard to judge.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
She's got one right and totally wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
And I'll tell you I actually know this poem by heart.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay, it gets more complicated, it gets harder. It's going
to get into some serious eighteen hundred lingo.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna say I do not think she's gonna
get a right. I'm sorry to say that.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Jose's betting against Alexis finished the line more rapid than eagles.
His coursers. They came, and he whistled and shouted and
called them by name now Dasher, now dancer, now Prancer
and Vixen on comment on Cupid, on.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
On Connor on Cupid.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Just you sound like you were hitting the head.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Got Connor the trap boy reindeer, And you said Connor
and Vixen Vixen. I already said Connor not a reindeer.
I was looking for Donner and Blitzen. I wouldn't even
accept the original German Dunder and Blixen. Connor and Vincent's
not going to count Jose. You bet against her, He's
(08:48):
a great guest. You're gonna be saved. Jeff's getting shot.
And that was three and a half seconds with Alexis
and Conna.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Can we have a new holiday song about Connor?
Speaker 8 (09:02):
The radio?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So I'm gonna get shot? And somebody wanted to hear
Blue Christmas by Elvis.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh, hell I wanted to ask.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Question of the day.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We're moving on and getting into your phone tap in
just a few.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Minutes freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Our listeners may or may not know this, but Brooke
is a proud philanderer.
Speaker 12 (09:45):
Yes she is.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I tell people this.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Wait wait, philanthropists, Sorry, philander, it means that you're cheating.
Speaker 13 (09:55):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I tell people.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
You're so proud of me.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I literally guess she is a blanthemius. She does a
lot of work for charity, not just on our show,
but outside of the show too.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Try I don't do as much as I should.
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Well.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
In fact, she recently just started a new one. And
it's not like the newspapers are trying to say just
to get around the tax laws. This one is from
the bottom of her heart. It's called the OPF, the
One Percenters Foundation.
Speaker 14 (10:31):
Helping billionaires who can't re upholster their meggay we I
mean they can re upholster them, it just wouldn't be
fair if they use their own money to do go it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, so I'm assuming that's what's going to be on
her brain today.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
But yeah, our slogans feel bad for the rich.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Maybe there's a whole new, even more elite foundation that
she just started, and she's going to be stumping for
when we do a brand new What's on Your Mind
that's coming up right now. If four out of five
people suffer from diarrhea, ew, does that mean one enjoys it?
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Who knows what
(11:11):
goes on in other people's heads, but one guy's just
wee yeah. And that's what the segment is for What's
on your Mind, where we learn what has been going
on inside of people's brains, starting with Brook Brook, what's
on your Mind?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
There's a new thing happening in my house and I'm
not a fan.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
All whose fault is it?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I know, you guys make fun, But I really do
love my husband. It turns out I love him more
in the afternoon than I do the morning.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
Oh, because it's conditional love based on no because he's
started waking up at the same time as me for
the last thirteen fifteen years, however long we've been together.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I have my mornings.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yea, you are the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Nobody wakes up when I do. I have a quiet, RESTful,
lovely start to my day.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
It's because we're always up before the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Now he's getting up with me. He's in the bathroom
when I'm in the bathroom, and we don't have dual sinks,
we got a share. We're spitting over each other.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Why is he waking up early?
Speaker 15 (12:13):
He thinks that maybe he could be more productive. Yeah,
what Then he's coming down at the kitchen at the
same time I am up trying to make my coffee
and my little breakfast.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
He is somehow standing in front of every cupboard that
I need to open.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I want to eat and drink too.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't know if I need to start like changing
his alarm clock without him knowing. Yeah, if there's another
sneaky way, that's even better to keep him in bed
till like six thirty like a normal person.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Put coffee.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Tape is always an option, bro, So a little if I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
A little off, I'm just gonna tell you that's why I.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Was gonna want to celebrate your anniversary at the same.
Speaker 15 (12:57):
Time this year, do that on different days.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Well, there's this one girl who's been hitting me up
on Snapchat for years, and one day recently she's like, Hey,
we should hang out.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
So I'm like, all right, I'm talking long enough.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So yeah, she comes over to my place.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
We're eating food, and then it happened.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, and then she tells me. She goes, hey, do
you know this person from your stream?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
From the Giggle Gang by the way at Hilarious jose
Twitch everything.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
She goes, you know this.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Guy named lily Pad sixty two?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
There you go, we'll know lily Pad. And I go, oh, yeah,
I know lily Pad. And she's like, oh my god,
that's my son.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
And I go, oh, did.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You know that she had a size? I knew she
had kids, he said, you know he's in your streets.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I didn't know they were old enough to be in
the stream. And I'm like, oh, well, it's actually eighteen
and older. They're like a few years below eighteen, Like
they're like Lily in high school.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
So I'm like, all right, that's not like crazy young.
And then she's like, yeah, I also have an older
son who really wants to play Fortnite.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
If I can set that up. By the way, he
wants to play Fortnite with you.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
He's eighteen.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And I'm like maybe, I don't.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Know, Like I've tried to focus on our date, so
we start talking, and while we're on the subject, she goes, oh, oh,
that reminds me as well.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Guess who's picking me up from the date today?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Wait? Her son who's forty two.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, her ex husband?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
What what?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
And she is like, he is actually an ex cop
and has caused a lot of problems for my other relationships.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
But he is obsessed with you as well. He's a
huge fan of the show. So she goes, do you
want to meet him when he comes pick me up?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
And I'm like, no, but he's a fan.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No, I get it, and I like it. I like
to know about my fans.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
But apparently every fan I have is related to this
woman I went on a date with.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I think it's to be cute when you do triple
date with her and her ex husband.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Right, you should date all the moms of your Google
gang members.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yeah, that's you join the stream.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I will date you your parents. Lucky, alexis what's been
on your mind?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The other day?
Speaker 9 (15:00):
I found myself in a tough situation as an older
sister O.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
My brothers.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Fourteen freshman in high school had his first night out
till three am, not letting anybody know where he was.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So proud of him.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I have my mom on one hand being like, hey,
you need to talk to him. That's not okay.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Who does he think he is? But that's your job,
you're the older no no.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
But the other hand, I'm like, I'm happy he has
friends to be out.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
With, Tokyo, cool kid, social.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
If he wasn't out till three am, I'd be more concerned,
you know, if he wasn't home and bed every.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Night at nine.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
I don't want a loser for a little So no
one in the family knows how to be the parent.
Speaker 9 (15:42):
You did go talk to him, but I just sat
on the stairs and listened secretly, you know. I went
down and then in the future, though, I don't know
where my stance is going to be, Like maybe I
just offer to give a ride so I know he
gets home safe.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Jose is dating a bunch of moms right now, so
maybe one of his dates will be able to have
time in. So nice of you.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
All right, everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You guys know, my parents are on me twenty four
to seven for things I need to do to improve
my life so that they're not embarrassed to talk about
me other people.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, so far your checklist is not being completed. I'm
pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
It's never complete. Yeah, you're always telling you what to do,
especially with my new house. Now, and now we have
to add another person to that list. My neighbor.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Stan is Stan, the one that told you to put
the mailbox in the right place.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No, there's a different neighbors. Stan is close to eighty.
But since I live in this rural area, Stan has
decided that he has nothing better to do than to
check on me and make sure my house is up
to his standards.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yes, what are you doing wrong?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
So the other day he asked for my email, and
that night I get a three page long list of
itemized tasks that I need to do to my property immediately. Yeah,
and I'm like, oh my god, I've already blocked my
parents for doing this. Now do I have to block Stan.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
It's like he's the head of an invisible h away.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, gotta be nice to your neighbors, dude, especially the
eighty year old one.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Wasn't even manopause nice. He came over the next day,
had printed out the three pages and handed them to
me just in case I didn't check my email. He's
telling me how important it is that I put in
a permanent above ground generator. Even though it's gonna cost
more money, it'll pay off in the long run. I
need to build a bigger tool shed than the one
(17:32):
that's already on my property. You don't have more tools, No,
I don't have any tools. But one day I'm going
to and I'm gonna thank him for making it bigger.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Stan might be able to hang out.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You guys are all taking my sand side. So text
in seven eight five nine two. What other changes should
I make that I'm disappointing you on his life?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
We're bringing it up.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, and text in tell us what's been on your mind?
It's Brook and Jeffrey in.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
The morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
We got a text in seventy five nine two with
someone telling us what's been on their mind. They said,
was just looking at your guys picks online. You look
exactly how I pictured you guys.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Whatever says that, Well, is that.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
A good thing or a bad thing?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
What you think? I don't know? I think just take it.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yes, yeah, obviously focused on me because it ends with
a drool emoji. Yes. Another text says, I listen every
day I've been thinking Seriously, I need to get me
a rich guy so I don't have to deal with
traffic because I wouldn't have to work.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Oh yeah, but we need you to listen. Yeah, oh yeah,
you know it's.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Really catch twenty two for us want that for you,
but we don't.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It's too bad you figured that out as an adult, though.
If you could have figured that out a little bit earlier,
wouldn't have to go through all this pain. Anyway, keep
your text coming in seven, eight, five, nine to two.
Tell us what's been on your mind.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
When you're happily married or at least find yourself in
a solid relationship, you can't help but look back in
life at some of the dumb mistakes you made during
your single days. Oh yeah, like when that really cute
girl convinced you to take out a life insurance policy
on yourself on your first date. Quote just in case,
(19:14):
did you do that, jeff I mean she had a
good point.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
You never know, she just kept saying over and over
it would be awful if something I thought you a
point drink.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Sir, I thought it specifically.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
For you, Or when you thought you could make your
date jealous at the bar by grinding with your mom.
Oh come on, mom, she's not even looking over heresy.
Hell you call that dropping it lost? Put her back
into it. You're embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I feel like now you deserve the arsenic cocktail to
be served.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
We're never going to get a girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You look back on those times and you feel pretty stupid.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh, embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I imagine that's how our listeners will feel one day
when they're married. They're gonna listen back on this segment
and think how far they've come after they share their
lowest dating moments ever, show lower than my mom could
drop it In a brand new Battle of the Tinder
dates coming up right after this two hopeless.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
One dating app then there's you swipe right.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
The question is.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It's Battle of the Dates. It's a dating game show
that's hotter than a metal spoon, in a crack den
battle of a Tinder date where we find out whose
love life is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules
in just a second. First, let's meet today's contestants over
in this corner. When it comes to dating men, she
(20:47):
likes some tall, gray and rail thin that's why they
call her Antenna Jenna.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Well yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
And in the other corner, her perfect date night ends
with a romantic couple's bath in a giant tub filled
with maple syrup. That's how she got the name Sticky Nicky.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh my god, you must be exacted if you can
talk anyone into that.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Here's how the game works. We gotta have one contestant
start by telling one of their worst dating stories. Then
the other will try and counter with the nightmare story
of their own. We're going back and forth for three
rounds until we declare a winner. We're gonna start things
off today with Antenna Jenna. Let's go all right.
Speaker 16 (21:36):
So a guy and I went out to dinner at
a fond due place, and so we get bread and
some other things to dip in it, and we're having
a great time. And I get up to use the
powder room, and then when I come back, I catch
him holding the pot with two hands and drinking out
of it like its.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Soup, melted cheese, guzzling.
Speaker 16 (21:55):
Oh yeah, don't think this was his first time.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Mel Yeah, he has not lactose intolerant.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That impressed. Let's go over to Nikki. Can you punch that.
Speaker 17 (22:09):
Yeah, Hey, guys.
Speaker 12 (22:10):
So one of the guys they dated, he came back
to my place after an amazing date, okay, and we
both kept drinking obviously, you know, but he ended up
not being able to handle it, and he's really becoming
more out of it, to say the least. And at
one point he sees a picture of me and my sister,
(22:32):
and you know, he says, oh, you might be a seven,
but your sister, for sure is an eight, and then.
Speaker 18 (22:37):
He pukes on the picture.
Speaker 15 (22:39):
Oh gosh, so you made out with him that right?
Speaker 18 (22:44):
Oh for sure, I did.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
All right. Off to a strong start round around number two,
and that means, Jenna, we're back to you, all right.
Speaker 16 (22:53):
So a guy and I went out a few times,
and so one weekend we planned to hang out and
he told me to pack a suitcase. We're going to
do a day trip somewhere. And he tells me to.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Meet him at the airport.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (23:08):
I get there and meet him and I'm like, all right, so, like,
where are we going? Turns out it was the airport.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Our day trip was to the airport.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh, you couldn't even go through security because you didn't
have tickets, So you just outside.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I mean, in his defense, there's a lot of nice coffee.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Shops and stores, but on the other side of sa Yeah,
we've got to buy ticket to access them.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah all right, not as exciting as we thought. Nikki,
it's your turn.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
I met a guy who was kind of cute but
kind but man, he you know, he had that British
accent pretty good.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
You know that adds like five points to any hotness scale, ye,
men or women?
Speaker 12 (23:54):
Yeah, well, halfway through our drinks that accent disappeared.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And wait, I mean, who hasn't faked accept for a night?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I know, I.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Know, it's really fun.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
This is super rare.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
On the guys. I go to deep and to be honest,
I called him out.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Okay, okay, Well.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
That's when he admits that he's been just watching Harry
Potter on repeat.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
We were doing when Guardian leveyosa on you all night.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
Yeah, to top it all up, he told me he's
gotten way more dates because of it.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think we're pretty much tied up
at this point. It's anybody's game. That means, as we
go into the third and final round, we need your
best stories ladies. So Jenna, what have you got okay.
Speaker 16 (24:45):
So I had this guy take me on one of
those huge city ferris wheels and at the top we
stopped moving.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That's the very top, very top.
Speaker 16 (24:54):
Okay, but you know it's nice because you're seeing pretty things.
But it's like it's an unnatural amount of time.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, get off there.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, when you're like, oh my god.
Speaker 16 (25:05):
So I asked, you know, like you think everything's okay,
and then this guy's like, oh no, my buddy runs this.
So I asked him if you could stop it while
we were at the top, you know, for a quick hookup.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
He's gonna be romantic, and he's gonna be like for.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
A little kids, that's romantic.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
It's quick.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
He's like, we on need like three to hook up
with the whole view of the city. You went through
with it.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Obviously, no no, no, no no, and the ferris wheel booths
his rocket bring us down.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (25:33):
So then he calls his buddy on speakerphone and says, hey,
press the button. Another one said.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
No, no on.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
It's kind of cool that he can just call his
buddy control the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Okay, we only got time for one more, Nikki, let's
hear it.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
So me and this guy did an escape room together. Yeah,
well I am so not good at them, but I
figured it'd be fun. So we're in there like it
and we couldn't figure out like any of the clues,
any of.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Them of them and she not like go to the book.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Ye yeah, no, I need some brush up on like
all of the games obviously does too. When I looked
over in the corner, he was crying. He was legitimately
breaking down. And I mean the worst part of it.
Speaker 18 (26:25):
You know, he refused to even go to the emergency exit.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
No, yeah, walk out that door.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I'm sorry. If I was the people running that, I
wouldn't let you out either. The ane of what would
be happening would be too good to watch.
Speaker 18 (26:39):
Oh my god, so rude. But the I mean the
worst worst is instead of going through the emergency exit,
like he insistood up calling his mom?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Did she call?
Speaker 5 (26:55):
It?
Speaker 12 (26:55):
Became this childhood trauma talk with like how he blamed
her for it. We could stated do enough puzzles when
they were a kidd.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh god, her faults that he couldn't solve the escape throne?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, can we vote for the ball in this game?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Because for her, for some reason, I blame her too, Date,
but we heard the final bell. That means the matches
over judges. Let's score at Alexis.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I gotta go Jenna for the Ferris wheel.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
I already got a fear of those.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
We got one.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Oh my god, I can't still get over the fon dupot, Jenna.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You got that means congratulations Antenna, Jenna, you have our
sympathy and our respect.
Speaker 16 (27:36):
Dating Life of the Week, I am getting something out
of this nightmare.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, thank you for playing. Remember Textan seventy five nine
to two if you want to appear on the next
edition of Battle of the Tender Dates your phone taps
coming up right after.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
If you ever lived high up in an apartment building,
you've probably had the experience of looking out your window
and seeing someone in a different union or in a
building across the street, and thinking, oh, they're cute.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, no, no way.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Then you count the floors and you're like, wait, how
many windows in?
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I think I can find.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Where he is? Well, that happened to a guy recently,
except he pulled out his binoculars to get a better
look keation. He made the mistake of telling his friend
about this.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh my god, there's a girl.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
His friend told us, and also said that this guy
never answers his phone, which is why we had to
call him seven times before he finally answered. You're gonna
hear it in your phone. Tap right now.
Speaker 17 (28:40):
Another yo?
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Who is this who keeps calling me? Oh?
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
This is Greg from the front office at Quick Apartments.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh yeah, we've.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Been calling you a bunch and you haven't been responding.
Speaker 17 (28:57):
Todd, I'm sorry, man, I you know I didn't recognize
the number. I didn't want to risk it, didn't know
who was That's.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Okay, understandable. Look, I'm one of the managers here at
the building, and we know what you've been doing and
we need you to stop.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Wait, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 17 (29:15):
What am I doing? What are you insinuating?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
No?
Speaker 6 (29:17):
You know that thing you're doing in your apartment with
the windows?
Speaker 17 (29:23):
No, Greg, I don't know what saying I'm doing in
my apartment.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Don't make me say it. Okay, I think we both
know what you've been doing.
Speaker 17 (29:31):
No, I really don't.
Speaker 12 (29:33):
Look, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
We've had some complaints from people in apartments across from you,
saying that you've been, you know, spying on them with binoculars.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, no, no, no, no, what are you talking before
you say no?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
So quickly look, I personally know that you are doing this.
Speaker 17 (29:52):
You personally know. Yes, something happened that didn't happen.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
I actually live in the building across the street, and
I've been watching you with my binoculars.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
What I'll prove it to you.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Why don't you grab your binoculars right now. I'm on
the fourth floor across the way, and I'm not wearing
any pants, so.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
You should spot me.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Oh my god, yeah, I dare No.
Speaker 17 (30:14):
I don't want to look at you without your pants on.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
No, at least you'll know who I am.
Speaker 17 (30:19):
No, thank you, I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I'm waving right now without my.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Hands, dude, gross, and I'm winking.
Speaker 17 (30:25):
Look. I don't know what you're trying to prove here.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
All I do is I watch trees like a bird.
Speaker 17 (30:30):
Maybe you want to, I don't. I don't make a
habit of looking at people's apartment.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Okay, I'll give you some slack because you don't always
do it. And I know that because I stood here
without pants on for two hours almost six pm to
eight pm last night, and you didn't even ogle at me.
Speaker 17 (30:44):
Gross, you freaking weirdo.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Look, we're human. I like to look, you like to look.
Speaker 17 (30:50):
No, we don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Okay, how about this. Let's create like a buddy system.
I'm not your look at each other with binoculars from
time to time. No, what do you We're not getting
in any trouble with other residents. It's just you and
me a little bit of a staring contest pantsless.
Speaker 17 (31:07):
I don't know what kind of purby stuff you're into,
but I'm done.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Oh you don't want to be banoch you buddies? No,
I'm into it. Every Tuesday and Thursday five thirty. I'll
meet you there right by the way.
Speaker 17 (31:18):
You have times and dates for this?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Well, there is an issue.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
I am already doing this with another guy on the
sixth floor, and I don't want to make him jealous.
So he's Monday and Wednesdays at seven. So as long
as we can do Tuesday Thursdays, we're going to go.
But knock you buddy.
Speaker 17 (31:33):
Oh my god, what is this?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
What is this? It's a phone tap?
Speaker 17 (31:39):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (31:40):
It's a prank? Call your buddy Tony set you up. Hell,
he said you told him you saw some hotgirld binoculars
across the way last week, so he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 10 (31:51):
It was one time.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It was oh yeah, this.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Could be one time every Tuesday and Thursday, five thirty
maybe forty five minutes each time.
Speaker 17 (31:58):
I'm sure you're very attractive.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
I actually am currently pencils in studio. I'm looking at
myself in the mirror. I have a microscope because I
need help seeing it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
You're not supposed to laugh at that part?
Speaker 17 (32:15):
Hey, I mean, be proud, brother, Be proud.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Imagine for a first date, a guy takes you to
the Forever twenty one clearance sale. Oh my god, and
then he tells you no, you can't buy anything.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
What?
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, no?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Are you here?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Brook? Your husband surprises you with an anniversary trip to
wine Country.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah yeah, are you listening?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Honey says you can only have grape juice?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
No, not even wait did he say it?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
With air quotes? There's no air quotes he said, grape.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Non alcoholic juice.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Are we still married or.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Probably not after that? Or jose your date brings you
to a restaurant on the first night of Copper River salmon.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
The best salmon in the world, but then.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Tells you can only have farm raised Atlantic coho, I.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Will never eat farming, spinning it out, State's over, Well,
I'm going to wine World.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Seriously, don't salmon.
Speaker 17 (33:31):
Is not.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
The reason I bring this up? Is the guy on
the phone. Well, that's part of it. But guy on
the phone says he was trying really hard to come
up with a cool date idea, and he did come
up with one, but he's worried it backfired because once
they got there, he had to keep telling her no.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Over and over.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You're gonna find out the awesome place that they went
when Atlantic salmon Pacific. You'll hear it in your second
date update next the second date update. When you go
on a first date to a restaurant or a bar,
you ever think about how there's probably other couples who
are also having first dates at the exact same time
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right next to you.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
I don't that's really a bonding thought.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, you know, I don't want to think it bonding like, oh,
I don't want to be out romanced by somebody else
in there.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I thought it is a comforting thing. Yeah, the same position.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It's a competition. It's not a good look on me.
That's why I always buy flowers and cake for every
woman in the bar to prove I'm the alpha lover
of this Sisla.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
I think you just got taken advantage of. But I
appreciate the cake.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
But one of our listeners, Cameron, says he definitely got
one upped by another dude.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
On his date.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Ye, and he was actually cool with it. Okay, So, Cameron,
I guess you're at that sizzler. Huh. I'm sorry, man,
I guess.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
So.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, did your date fall hard for Jeffrey and you
just had no control over the situation.
Speaker 17 (35:06):
I mean that's the only explanation I guess.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, yes, I see.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I apologize already. But tell us about the woman that
you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 17 (35:14):
Her name is Lauren?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Okay, and I'm guessing you met on a dating app
or something we did.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Okay, what did you like?
Speaker 8 (35:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (35:23):
What did you like about her?
Speaker 17 (35:24):
I mean, she's really pretty and Okay, it happened really quick.
Asked her out pretty immediately.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh wow, like second text message like, hey suck want
a date?
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (35:36):
No, I wasn't really wasting any time here.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Wow, you must be hot if that works.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Appreciate the efficiency.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, I mean that's going into like the date with
not a lot of knowledge, right, you're pretty blind.
Speaker 17 (35:46):
Yeah, but it's good because you know, I've had dates
where I've talked with the girl online forever and then
there's just nothing to talk about at dinner.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, don't waste all the conversation up front. I see
what you're saying. Where did you end up going for
your date?
Speaker 17 (36:01):
Well? I took her to a hangar where I fly planes.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Whoa just coming out of the gate with a flex huh?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Oh my god, you're a pilot. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (36:12):
So I made a point in making my profile pick
of me in a plane cockpit because I think.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
That's why she went out with you.
Speaker 9 (36:19):
Immediately my head goes to free flights.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, if he's a pilot, well, do you own a
plane or you share a plane with somebody?
Speaker 17 (36:28):
So not yet. Okay, I've been taking lessons.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Okay, okay. Alexis has officially stopped listening to the person.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
I already know people that are pilot. I don't need
you anymore.
Speaker 15 (36:39):
But you don't have your wings yet.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Okay, So I mean, what was the date plan? At
the hangar?
Speaker 12 (36:45):
Though?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
You just walk around some planes and look at them.
Speaker 17 (36:48):
Yeah, I mean, I go, I go to this flight
school with thirty minutes outside the city, and I thought
that would be a really cool first date. You know,
just give her like exclusive access to an airfield that
I can get into, and you know, just look around,
look at the planes.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Was there any food involved?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Puts.
Speaker 17 (37:07):
I mean we're planning to go to a bar afterwards.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (37:09):
You know, I just wanted to show her my thing.
You know, she seemed interested.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
That's why you didn't, like take her up in a plane.
Speaker 17 (37:17):
No I'm not allowed.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah yeah, but that's cool though. I mean, it's cool
that she was interested in it was she.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Impressed by the plane tour.
Speaker 12 (37:26):
She was.
Speaker 17 (37:27):
The weird thing is when we got there, there were
some huge letters on the runway. It's spelled out will
you marry me?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Oh my gosh, bro, you're moving a little fast.
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (37:37):
No, I didn't do that.
Speaker 12 (37:38):
I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Are you sure? You asked her out second text message.
I could see immediately there was a.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Marriage proposal at the same time or someone else.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
That's why you were one up on the date.
Speaker 17 (37:50):
Yeah, I mean it just proves my point that it's
a romantic spot. But no, I mean yeah, I mean
it was awkward for a while, like just seeing the letters,
just like, wow, you move quick?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Did you guys actually win? Is this the couple there
or did you just see the letters on the runway?
Speaker 17 (38:03):
No, No, we didn't see the couple. We just saw
the guy taken off.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
You say it was awkward, Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 17 (38:09):
It was awkward for a minute just to see that,
and you know, she made a joke about it, and
you know, we moved through it pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
But because it's got to be hard to witness somebody
do something ultra romantic right in front of you on
your first date and then have to try and come
off looking smooth, you should have done a sign that's
like ready to go to the bar and attached it
to a little paper airplane and tossed it in front
of her. But I mean, it sounds like you were
able to make it work. Did you end up going
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with her to the bar.
Speaker 17 (38:37):
Well we did, but it kind of died there.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Uh oh, why while we were.
Speaker 17 (38:42):
There, you know, we went in this whole like big
romantic gesture and everything. I think we're all kind of
hyped up on looking at planes and everything. Yeah, she
really wanted to go up in the plane. She wanted
me to take her up.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Wait, she knew that you didn't have your license yet, right.
Speaker 17 (38:55):
I think she just thought we could sneak away with
it and you know, just have like this spontaneest romantic
adventure in the sky.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Why does this girl.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Want a death wish it would be some random dude
who takes me out to a little layer field with
some obsessed nos and think, hey, pull me up in
that plane.
Speaker 17 (39:10):
Well it wasn't just that she wanted to sit in
the cockpit too, but.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Even just.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Right, that's just getting experienced. But it's more like an educational.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Airport.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
That's an airplane.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
It's a good hook for a future date. Though. It's like, well,
if you stick around, then maybe I.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Wrote you what hundreds of flight hours?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
No, I mean it kind of paints you too. It's
like you continually having to say no, no, no, on
a date that you're kind of like not fun, do
you know what I mean? And I don't think that
of you, but I could see from her perspective.
Speaker 17 (39:46):
I mean, I guess, but I met my flight school.
I didn't want to get dinged, so right about just
showing her would be enough.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I mean, how did you leave it on the day?
How did it end?
Speaker 17 (39:55):
The sparks kind of died down towards the end. I mean,
I still like her, and I I think we had
a good time. I just you know, I don't know
what else I could have done.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
And she hasn't responded to you at all.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
No, Okay, it's almost like it backfired, Like you're trying
to impress her and you ended up like.
Speaker 8 (40:13):
That.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Sounds like maybe you should have stolen a plane and
taken her up. Anyway, Yeah, it would have been a
rebel move, bold thing to do. But let's play a song.
Come back and call Lauren for you. Try to get
you a second date update? All right, Okay, hold on
second date. Muscular dude flying around in F sixteen, buzzing
(40:39):
the tower, doing an inverted dive against a Russian meg
before jetting off into the sunset. All of that was
not allowed. You could just point at the planes parked
on the tarmac and say, hey, isn't that one kind
of cool?
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Look it's not my so let's move away.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Can even show you inside? That's because Cameron doesn't have
his pilot's license yet. But he was able to show
Lauren around the airfield where he's learning.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah, which is cool, and she was interested in it.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I mean he told her that, yeah. But to make
matters worse, while they were there, they saw someone else
proposing with a giant will you marry me? Banner? So
after all that excitement at the airfield, the date kind
of fizzled after that. But Cameron, today, we're gonna be
your Goose for this second date up date.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Pull him out of his nose dive? Is that what
you're thinking?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
We're gonna try. Just promised me that you're not gonna
eject until we hit the sweet spot? Can you do that?
Because I didn't turn out so well for Goose.
Speaker 17 (41:44):
That's really nice, guys, Yet, no spoilers.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
What happened to Goose?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah? The one?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
No, that's the old one.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Good thing.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
We're all we're all up on our top yeah whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
But bottom line is we're gonna call Lauren and see
if we can get you another date here. You feel ready, man,
I'm ready.
Speaker 17 (42:03):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Okay, and this next day, you know, you just make
it a little bit more about her and maybe she'll
be more into it.
Speaker 6 (42:08):
Yeah, and we'll just hold that there's not a lot
of turbulence.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Okay, flying, I think there's more airplane putts coming. I'm
trying to hold them back. Sorry, let's dial this number,
talk to Lauren. Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Lauren?
Speaker 13 (42:34):
Yeah, and my.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Name is jeff from a morning radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 17 (42:39):
Morning, a morning radio show.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah, hey, Lauren, we're all here.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Hey, good morning. Sorry did we wake you up?
Speaker 13 (42:51):
No, I've actually just never heard of this show. I
don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Well, we're on Spotify too, if you listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
That doesn't sound really sad and desperate. But we're doing
a segment, a very popular segment, oh yeah, extremely well
known and beloved called second Date Update. Okay, clearly not
beloved by Lauren, but we're trying to help out one
of our listeners that you went out with recently.
Speaker 13 (43:19):
And who was that?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
You guys went to an airfield together and then a bar.
Speaker 13 (43:25):
Cameron, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Camra seemed like a nice guy, like a good dude
who wanted to show you a good time a sexpot.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
If you asked me, that's the time for me nowhere.
What did you think of Cameron?
Speaker 13 (43:40):
It was a cool date. Actually, it was the coolest
date I've ever been on.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
Whoa it was?
Speaker 13 (43:46):
It was I was really interested in the planes and
seeing them and everything, and I was really happy because
we didn't just go to the bar and hook up,
because that's what most guys want to do. So his
date was really.
Speaker 8 (43:59):
That.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
I mean, that's great to hear.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
So you, I mean, you weren't disappointed in the airfield
at all because he was kind of worrying about that
that maybe you know, you expected to go up in
a plane and you didn't or something.
Speaker 13 (44:12):
No, but I was still excited to go.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Airplanes are cool guys, girls, kids, doesn't matter. Airplanes are
just interesting.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Absolutely, So if this is one of the best dates
that you've ever been on, why not call Cameron back?
Speaker 13 (44:25):
Well, I said, it was the most original date I've
been on, and I liked his choice. But some things happened.
He made a comment later on and it threw me off. Comment.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
It doesn't seem like he remembers that. I mean, do
you think it registered with him that he said something
that upset you? Of course?
Speaker 13 (44:45):
Can I tell you guys what he said?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yes, y, yeah, us.
Speaker 13 (44:50):
So I don't know if he told you. There was
this weird part where we saw a plane taking off.
Speaker 12 (44:55):
It was a proposal.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, he mentioned that to us. Will you marry me?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
Banner?
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Yeah, and it was that was pretty weird. But as
a plane was taken off, it was the comment that
he made that he expects the woman to ask him
to marry him, so I better be taken notes.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
That sounds like a joke.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
No, I left.
Speaker 13 (45:18):
He said he was a feminist, so he believes that
women should be able to ask men to marry them.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Why is that bad?
Speaker 13 (45:28):
Because maybe I'm more traditional, But in my dream, the
man is supposed to propose to me. Like I thought,
maybe you know, this could be a great dream. If
it turns out good, then he'll do that for me,
you know.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Away, I mean to state like, maybe he's just trying
to read you as an independent woman, and he thought
that that would be something that you would also stand behind.
You know, like you don't know for sure that he
would never propose to you, right, Like he's just making
a simple comment.
Speaker 13 (45:58):
He said, for sure, you need to ask me to
marry you.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Wow, even if it was a woman coming to a man,
it would be a street coming first day.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
We didn't know that that was first date. We didn't
know that any of that was coming up in conversation
between you guys. He didn't mention it, but maybe we
should ask him about it, because I mean, I don't
know what your dreams say about your perfect man. Maybe
you're dreaming that he's on the other line listening. Why
dreams do come true? Because Cameron's been there the whole
time and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 17 (46:30):
Yeah, I didn't realize that I set you off.
Speaker 13 (46:35):
Really, what do you mean you don't realize that, sing Cameron?
You're a madman?
Speaker 17 (46:41):
A mad man?
Speaker 3 (46:43):
What does that mean?
Speaker 13 (46:44):
On the worst date? Why don'd you say I need
to ask you to marry me? Why would you I'm
having you.
Speaker 17 (46:48):
Know that I'm a feminist, I'm you know, I'm into
the cause and whatever, and you know, I just want
you to know that up front.
Speaker 12 (46:54):
You know.
Speaker 17 (46:54):
I want you to know that you know you have
I believe you have, you know, agency, and I think
a sort of women are sexy.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Okay, okay, but so Cameron, you believe that all women
should be proposing to men or just Lauren to you?
Speaker 17 (47:09):
No, I think all women should be doing that, Okay.
I want to just empower women to propose, like I
think it's going to be healthier for society.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Is so you don't have to pay for a ring.
I don't because I get what you're trying to say.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
And I appreciate any man who you know is open
to the feminism. But you'd be open if the if
the woman wanted you to propose, you would be open
to then taking on that role.
Speaker 17 (47:34):
Right, I mean I could, but I you know, I
find a way to screw it up. You know, I
feel like a ring on a AFC chicken wing or something,
you know what I mean. Like, guys are just like
not good at that. I think you know, my mom
proposed to my dad romantic.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Okay, So you want you want what your parents have
in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
You want to marry your mom.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
I'm having this conversation before. It's always some guys.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Are all about and other guys are like, no, I
want to ask like traditionally, so maybe it's just kind
of a more of a surprise to herd.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
I mean, Lauren, is this a first free have you?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Have?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
You never met a guy like this?
Speaker 13 (48:11):
This is a first and only a one and done.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Oh, such of a deal breaker for you.
Speaker 13 (48:19):
A deal breaker completely, like, especially after I saw that
romantic couple going up. I wanted that immediately and he
immediately like crushed my dream with that.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Marriage on first day.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah, we're coming in for a rough landing here, but
I got before we crash, Lauren, we'd like to offer
to send you out on another date with Cameron and
we'll let you pay it as a feminist, because yeah,
that's what a good feminist man would do.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
You guys are really I think we need to do
some more research into feminism.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
I don't know what, Lauren. I do think I know
your answer, but I need to hear it from you.
Speaker 13 (49:01):
It's a very strong no for me.
Speaker 17 (49:03):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Oh boy, that's all right. I mean, Cameron, you can't
be too disappointed. Like she's not doesn't seem like the
right person for you, I guess.
Speaker 17 (49:12):
I mean, she is making her own choice, and you
know that's I'm all for that.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Hey this if she wants to set women back another
fifty years by not proposing.
Speaker 17 (49:23):
That's good for her, exactly.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Jeffrey in the Morning. Then another new player today. Her
name is Chris, and we've been asking people about their
favorite holiday traditions and memories. Her favorite holiday memory was
as a kid listening to Julie Andrew's Christmas album while
(49:50):
eating Grandma's cottage cheese lime jello salad with extra male on.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Okay, please tell me that salad isn't real.
Speaker 10 (49:58):
That's which I could tell you that it wasn't real,
but it.
Speaker 15 (50:02):
Yeah, did not make cottage cheese mayonnaise jello salad.
Speaker 10 (50:07):
The mail was just the topper. So the cottage cheese
lime jello. Then she took half a canned pear oh
and sunk that in the middle of it. Oh yeah,
And then you call it a salad because it was
served on a piece of lettuce.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
A lot of chairs in that household.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Do you still make it every year? That would be
a no, that's too bad.
Speaker 10 (50:30):
I do still have nightmares about it.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Yeah, Wow, home so fast.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, she's only forty five.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
She's like I'm not even retired yet.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Grandma's legacy lives on today.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
My god, I will have nightmares about it.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, let's move on from that thought and memory. Brooks
leaving the studios, and you know how the game works.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (50:56):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (50:56):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Good luck Chris. Your time starts now on this stay.
In two thousand and nine, a film was released that
would go on to be the highest grossing movie of
all time. What was it? What is the capital of Peru?
What is the two word French term commonly used on
ships to tell someone good journey? What actor has played
(51:17):
Austin powers throughout the entire franchise? Mike, how do you
say cheese in Spanish?
Speaker 4 (51:25):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Incredible? Chris, well done. Brooks coming back into the studio
now and tell.
Speaker 10 (51:33):
You man, it's the lime jello salad it that powers
you through anything.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Ever considered it.
Speaker 17 (51:38):
Brain fee is a protein, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
We're all just gushing about her performance.
Speaker 12 (51:45):
It was really.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
But she sunk apparent to it.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
That's why I'm afraid to learn more about Chris, but
here's what we do know. She works in the real
estate industry. She volunteers at a community theater. That's cool,
and she really enjoys travel, specifically to one of the
places Jose wants to go, coming up to the Netherlands.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
Hey, yeah, interesting, I've.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
Never been there, see the tulips.
Speaker 11 (52:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
What do you love about the Netherlands?
Speaker 19 (52:13):
Honestly, just how easy it is to get around, you know,
and not just Amsterdam, but being able to go to
like the town of Kudah, which is where where the
cheese comes from.
Speaker 8 (52:23):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Yeah. I also love to visit a good cheese museum
on my trip.
Speaker 10 (52:27):
Oh yeah, I've got to try the cheese experience now.
Speaker 6 (52:30):
I also want to travel to the country of Blue.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Definitely not just French for Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 17 (52:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
We should ask Alexis. She's kind of the expert on
Europe and getting around. A guy from Blue right next
to Brook. It's your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand
and nine, a film was released that would go on
to be the highest grossing movie of all time. What
was it Avatar. Uh. What is the capital of Peru Lima?
What is the two word French term commonly used on
ships to tell someone good journey?
Speaker 3 (53:09):
U bonvoyage?
Speaker 2 (53:11):
What actor has played Austin Powers throughout the entire franchise?
How do you say the word cheese in Spanish?
Speaker 3 (53:18):
Okay, so give me another question.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
You're gonna yell it.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
That's all the time that we have. Let's go to
the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose. I
feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet. Millennials, Chris,
you got five correct? Oh my god, why don't you
ask me another question?
Speaker 4 (53:42):
We had this slow?
Speaker 10 (53:44):
We tied, Brooke also five?
Speaker 2 (53:49):
A tie does go to the house on these Chris,
I'm sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody on
this day. In two thousand and nine, a film was
released going to be the highest grossing movie of all time.
That was Avatar two point nine billion dollars worldwide. The
capital of Peru is Lima. The two word French term
commonly used to say good journey is bon voyage. Austin
(54:10):
Powers was played by Mike Myers through every movie and
you say cheese and Spanish with the word kso the
superior dip.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
It's one of my favorite Spanish words.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Oh yeah, just for playing. We can't give you any
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Speaker 1 (54:39):
Can we just save your number for when we're having
a down day we need to call you for like
a little upper.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Little pep talk, or maybe you can send over some
cottage cheese, lime, jello salad, extra mail on it.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
We're good.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Next challenge, Thanks for playing, Chris coming back again soon.
We'll do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 8 (54:57):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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