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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to the full show. It's a good one. Today.
It's Bricket Jeffrey in the morning. You found the podcast and.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jose has a big story about how you almost got
blacklisted from Uber. Yeah, after you accidentally insulted not just
one but MANI Uperds.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, let me confuse you more.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I was being kind. I was I was talking everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
How are you today? That was a huge job for
him coming up in this brand new show.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And alexis we do have some comments before we start
the show, right, Yes?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I saw one on YouTube from Matt Tolbert who said,
I'm on vacation at Disney World and I'm using the
weight times to get into rides to listen to the
daily podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Dude, I may do that when I go to Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I hope you're not with your children, Matt, just ignoring them.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Hold on, hold on, kids, I gotta find out why
they're not going to call back this line.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Take care of these children.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, okay, Hey, let's get this started.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
The full show starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
We don't normally do a lot of dating stuff our show.
It's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We do kind of all we do.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's red and book political dating, yes, we do a
lot of that stuff and the religious stuff, but I
don't even know what that means. You may have noticed
dating right now is a little different than it was
forty years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
For example, back in the eighties, it would have been
a giant red flag if a total stranger from the
internet invited you on a hike through the woods.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, Now it's the number one best date that you
can do.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And everybody says they love hiking on their profiles a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, you shouldn't go on a hike with a stranger, people,
You absolutely should.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And it's not me saying that. A popular matchmaking service
did a study and it found your twenty five percent
more likely to get a second date if your first
meetup involves doing something active together.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, that doesn't mean alone in the woods. Well you're
carrying the duct tap.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Sure, Okay, it could be visiting a museum or like
strolling through anical gardens, breaking into a zoo to free
the lemurs. As long as it's an active activity, I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Like mini golf. Did I was thinking to walk around
a very public park? Yeah, people wears.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Its true because according to the study, hiking is the
number one most successful date activity, sixty percent success rate
of getting a second meet up.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I'm nervous.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I got the worst cramp of my life on my
last hike because can you imagine to state and like
on the way up, like awi awi awi?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
How that gives her the opportunity to take care of you?
That's something that she wants.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh right, either one, thank god he's wounded.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Maybe meanwhile, going to restaurants, bars and movies, those are
all dying in popularity.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No one can afford any It's considered the old school
style of dating and Brooke, this is going to be
devastating to hear.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But singles today are seeking alcohol free ways to connect
with each other.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's why I know what he's getting married anymore. I'll
tell you that. That's why you're all still single.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Actually getting to know each other.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Apparently they want authentic, non slurry conversations to build their
emotional chemistry and a foundation for a.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Relationship to work out in forty years.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Now, let's move on. We're gonna get to the shock
collar question of the day with somebody who engages in
very slurry late night convos with Brook's mother. I believe
you have something to say, Digital Jay.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
How love makes people do crazy things? Oh, you build monuments,
they write poetry, They rob banks. Because Cuba doesn't just
strike hearts. Sometimes he lit the match for chaos.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh yeahship, that's why today we're celebrating passionate romances.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
During a special Famous Lovers edition.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Of twenty Blonde, people went on the hip for this one.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
I have a list of the top twenty greatest lovers
in human history, all real people.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
We all know what is number one.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
So you guys say number one through twenty. I'll give
you a hint about an iconic lover or an iconic couple.
You have to name either one or both of them,
depending on the question to stay in the game. Okay,
we'll start with the woman who puts the her in lover.
That's Alexis. Alexis number fifteen. She spoke nine languages and
(04:35):
made both Julius Caesar and Mark Antony fall madly in love.
Some say she was a romantic. I say she was
a power move with eyeliner's what's the name of this
epic lover?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm sure, I am sure one of your friends has
dressed up as her.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
It's offensive way, It's her mom again. Her mom was
all of the ancient lovers.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Don't not dressed up the Pyramids outfit.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
She definitely has pyramids.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh, you gave it away Cleopatra.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
In the Nile Heartbreaker of Rome. It's okay, Jose, we're
all envisions.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Not yet. That's a good idea for her.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
Yeah, Brooks, your turn fifteen is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, I'm gonna go thirteen.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
A tough one, brook They married, divorced, remarried, slept with
each other's friends. The woman once said, quote, I suffered
two accidents in my life. One was a bus, the
other was diego, and yet they couldn't quit each other.
Who is this famous lover?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I know this too well.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's a great love story that'll be free to callo,
free to color.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Very good all.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Artist.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Did you ever see the movie about Frieda? Oh, you
guys should watch it.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Halloween is Halloween costumes?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You were remember love good dates? Don't do movies anymore, bro,
So I'm not allowed to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's a very tragic love story they had, okay. Yeah
toxically yeah, yeah, very toxic.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Yeah, it's your turn thirteen and fifteen or off the board.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Let's go eight.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Jose He conquered Europe, then sent love letters to one
woman that was so desperate they could be Emo songs. Quote,
I haven't slept, I'm on fire.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Also, why won't you write me back?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
And that was an.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Actual quote from who named this French ruler?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So thirsty?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Bro, I wonder if you could block mail back?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Then?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, I think we all know it's this isn't a
bonnet damn bunnetballt.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Yeah, I'll take Napoleon. You got that Jose For an
extra point? Can you name his little empress obsession that
he was sending these letters.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
To, Oh, Queen Victoria.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
That's Josephine. But yeah, Napoleon, I'll give that to jose
His love letters were dramatic, unhinged, and honestly kind of clinging.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Okay, she seemed like such a stable guy.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
You guys know your lovers. Here's the lover of the show, Jeffrey.
Thirteen and fifteen are off the board.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Number two, Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
They got married, then divorced, then married again, then divorced again.
Their love was diamonds, it was yachts, it was epic
fights named this nineteen eighties cinematic couple who brought tabloid
romance to a whole new level.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
A couple from Gilligan Zeisle. They're super rich.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's only real people. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Two marriages, two divorces, lots of diamonds the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I mean, I definitely would go to whatever her name was.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
She had like nine marriages, and more than that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
My mom's best friend. She was married like five or
six times. I think she only counted five because she
was really married six. But it was the same guy
twice number two.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yea, Yeah, what are you count if you remarried? Yeah,
the same dude.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't know anybody who who would fit into this
category though. Was Nicholas Cage married multiple times? He seems
like the chaotic type to like bounce back and forth
between marriage and non marriage. I don't know. I'm gonna say,
be right, I don't know Nick Cage, Nicholas Cage with diamonds.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I don't see him as a diamond guy.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
But okay, he literally bought himself a pyramid.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
He's trying to steal the deack Worshman depends.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Anybody loves valuables, it's Nick Cage said Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
That's incorrect. I was looking for Elizabeth Taylor. She was
married multile times when she was married to Richard Burton
multiple times. That means Brooke Jose Alexis. You guys have
shared today's victory on.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Twenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Easy to pick the shot.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I'm going to be getting a shot today while singing
wanna be by the Spice Girl.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh my gosh, u.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, I tell you what I want, what I really
really want on So tell me what you want. I
want to I want to really really really want.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Why is that not covered that song?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
You're a shot collar question of the day. We got
your phones out coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
A lot of people like to do family dinners where
at least a couple of times a week everyone sits
down around the dinner table and eats together.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, we do it every night at our house.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Jeff Oh, yeah, he's better than everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Just like to eat.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I also go to Brooks house and join her.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, I mean. The whole point is you can talk
about your day, the highs and lows, trash talk, other
families and how they're doing it all wrong. Henderson's don't
even serve their children. Keen Wall.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And we're not your queeno.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Right now is like our family's weekly brunch. We all
gather around. Brook has already three mimosas deep, Jose's got
his boiled egg ready to go, and we all get
to share the weird stuff happening in our lives, stuff
we'd never say at our real family dinner table. It's
coming up in a brand new What's on your Mind
(10:15):
right now? You know, a yawn is just a silent
scream for caffeine in the morning. That's why we keep
our bodies heavily caffeinated. During this segment What's on your Mind,
where we loudly scream what we've been thinking about lately,
starting with Brooke Brook, What's on your Mind?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well, for spring break, we did a big history trip
with our.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Kids that like our fifth grader's doing US history.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
So we did DC, we did all the monuments we saw,
you know, we went to all the Smithsonians, and then
we went to New York and we did the Statue
of Liberty and we took in all this information and
so finally get home and.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We asked the kids like, God, what was the one.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Thing you really took from your experience in DC and
New York?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And you're expecting a nice deep answer from them, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, And they both agree.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
They're like, we know the moment that we'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, and it was when we were in New York
City and almost run over by two guys running from
the cops trying to sell fake Louis vuittance.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
That sounds very mean.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We're on the straight to New York and these guys
run past us, one has a big cart and push
us over, and then we see the cops about half
a block up. And so then I have to explain
to them that you're not allowed to sell fake.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Luxury, but that's when you get the best deals when
they are about to run.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, the cops they take whatever you have for well,
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
My kids on your side, Alexis, because then they spent
the next like four days analyzing how well some of
them could pack up quickly and move.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You know, it's all with your kids.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They get their bags, they pull pull up their yes, yes,
I see this in action, just telling you you can
you can miss all the hus history stuff and just
learn about how to Yeah, Louisons, there you go.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
They actually did learn opportunity.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah yeah, dude, I'm meant to buy some older batons soon.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Yea.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
So over our spring break, I went to Florida and
I had an amazing time with Sunshine and all these restaurants.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
And I didn't rent a car because I'm on Miami Beach.
Everywhere walk or Uber worst case right, everything is close.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
But what I didn't think about was how many different
Latin ethnicities.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Are in Miami, a melting pot.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Every Uber driver I had was Latino well, and it
was great.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
And I would walk in and it was always the
same thing. I opened the door and they'd be like,
husse and I'm like, hi, friend, we're there, right.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You guys know me.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
I don't speak Spanish and then they shut me off.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
They wouldn't answer. I did disappoint The one told me.
He goes, oh, you disappoint me, sir, And I'm like, what.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Do you mean?
Speaker 10 (13:13):
And he's like, you know what you should do is
change your name, changer, You're a disgrace.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Did you just get And I told him, I said, well,
no one will talk to me because I have a
Spanish name.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
But I don't speak Spanish, and he's like, see, amigo,
I'm telling you to change your name and everyone will
talk to you again.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So the rest of the trip I was Peter.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Peter, I like it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's his solution. You should learn Spanish.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'm hopeless he knew he was white.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Kid.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Just change your name on the app. You'll be good.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
So other than being disgraced by Uber, I had an
amazing Miami trip.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I had a friend visit me from out of town
and she wanted to go hiking together. She asked for
I normally go around here. I didn't want to let
her know I how hiked of five years from everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So I went to the most.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Basic trail nearby, and I was like, love this place.
But when I was hiking, I was surprised because I
forgot how good of photos you can get hiking. Okay,
you know, and I don't post on it's a lot
anymore because all it is photos of me drinking is
the problem. I only have pictures of me out and
now I realized I can sprinkle in a little outdoors.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Did you break a change of clothes on the one hike?
Speaker 6 (14:27):
He went on?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So I have done that before I can ask.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
And I did bring my roommate's dog, So I got
a dog in the summer. So this is going to
be my hiking girl summer era.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So you know, I bought hiking boots.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Wait, I bought a pass so that I can park
and not get ticketed like in the you know the areas.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
I mean, I haven't yet, but I will.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I will.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Somebody wants to.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I went once, but now I got.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
The shoes.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Stream one.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, so already I feel like it's more like you're
gonna get eaten by a bear summer.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's what it's going to go on. One's with bears.
Don't worry. You didn't know how extreme your boots were.
Hiking Girls summer, everybody, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I got a surprise the other day when I went
into the bathroom and looked down into the toilet. We've
all been there, right, can we be done? Look down
it's a dead mouse floating face down in the bowl.
They're so cute.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
That's at your house right now.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
At my house. And I'm like, what the hell did
I eat? But seriously, I was like, how did it
get there? Like, I know my dog Bagel didn't put
it in there because he doesn't know how to open
up the lid yet, Bagel scared.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Did you have a toilet trained mouse that accidentally fell in?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
No, it wasn't that, so I had to deal with it,
got rid of it. Next day, took my car to
get serviced. What do they find mouse in the car
with extensive road and damage your wires and stuff. Yeah,
cost quite a bit to repair that.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And then's whole house infestival.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
When I get back home. And again, I haven't lived
in this place for like a full calendar year, Like
I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Mouse poop is usually everywhere.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I haven't seen that, but my neighbor next door did
tell me, Oh, yeah, by the way, it's mouse season
around here. You should know what he's like. I've set
up hundreds of traps are all around my property with
poison pellets and snap tracks and other mechanisms. You're gonna
have to deal with them.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
This is a thing.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I didn't know. Mouse season was a thing.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I just got through woodpecker season and now I'm on
to the next one.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
It sounds like you need a cat season, a friend.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Maybe I just can't wait for whatever the next infestation
is gonna be Locus maybe.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Going through your house.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah anymore, Yeah, so much easier.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Man, who knows what's gonna happen next. But text into
seven eighty five nine two and you can tell us
what's been on your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And
we asked you to text into seventy eight five nine
too and tell us what's been on your minds. Getting
a lot of feedback right now. This one is from
and I don't know if I'm saying it right Kinsko Toth.
(17:12):
It says been listening two months now, went back to
years at this point. Exclamation love from hungry Heart Kisco.
Good for you, Kisco, You are our number one hungry
fan right now.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
My roommates from Hungary.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
Going on.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Back up to number one. Another text from Claudia. This
one parentheses cled Yay, finally found your show from the
YouTube shorts. Good radio shows are not dead.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yay, glimmer out there.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
This move on to YouTube, so go find us there
at Brook and Jeffrey. And finally let's end on a
heartfelt one. It says I moved one thousand miles away
from my family for a job opportunity, and sometimes they're
not available for a phone call. But when I turn
on Brook and Jeffrey, I feel like I'm talking with
my friends every day. Thank you for always making me laugh.
(18:13):
And as a fellow journalism school graduate, I have much
respect for Brooke. I could never sleep with that many people.
Then look at that You're over achieving, really inspiring college
women to give it up.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Journalism career lucrative for sure, not lucrative, but meaningful and important.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Sex coming in seven, eight, five.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Nine two Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
We live in the age of digital footprints. Every click,
every text, every two am, Hey you up, DM, It's
all being tracked and stored in the cloud forever.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Makes me feel so good, Jeff So while.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
You think you're being slick deleting messages and switching to
incognito mode, even renaming your side piece in your phone
is Steve from work. The thing about technology.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Is it knows, It always knows.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It remembers everything, waiting for its moment to call you
out on your lives.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
You're not dating Steve too, are you?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Wait? And the thing is, if technology doesn't blow up
your spot, you can get caught in a million other ways.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
In fact, you're about to hear from a few of
our listeners how they caught their stupid exes thinking that
they were too smart. Yeah, that's coming up in a
brand new Busted right after this.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends and even
worse girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
They thought they could get away with that, but they're
about to get busted. If I learned anything from watching
them movie John Tucker Must Die, it's that women shockingly
don't like being lied to and cheated off.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah. I didn't even see that movie, and I know that.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
A lotsist and it's not just women. Turns out most
people don't like it. There's very important information in some
of these movies.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Did it really changed your life?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
It really did, which is why we now have this
segment Busted, where listeners can share how they caught their
hunky protein shake loving exes being unfaithful to them. Starting
with Rita, Rita, tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
So I was dating this guy and he was a
gift gipp That was his love language, love to give
me gifts.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, that's right.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I love it, hopefully don't want to relate to Correx
in this situation.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
I thought it was nice in the beginning too, until
I found out otherwise.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
What happened.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Basically, one time he was like, hey, honey, go get
your nails done. Here's a gift card to hear this nail salon, okay,
like treat yourself all right exactly, And I was like,
oh my gosh, this is so great. So I go
in and I'm getting my nails done. But the thing
(21:23):
is the nail text. We're talking amongst each other in Vietnamese.
But what they didn't know is that I actually understand Vietnamese.
So I was kind of like listening into their conversation.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh, I always want to know what they're Yeah, and they.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Were talking about how there's this guy that came in
and he bought all of these gift cards and three
different girls have been here on gift cards that have
gone back to this accounts Like, wait a minute, I'm
paying with a gift card. So I pulled out my
phone and showed a picture, and for sure it was.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
They figured out it was your boyfriend giving gift cards
to all these women. But did you at least stay
and finish your nails.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It's not the nail's fault.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
I mean, I kind of took it as like a
parting gift from the universe when.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You hit those apps.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Let's keep going. We're going to talk to Lance here.
Tell us how you busted your significant other. Okay.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
So I was living with this girl a little while ago,
and we had a nice two bedroom apartment.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Nothing fancy, serious relationship.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Anyway, one night she tells me that she's uncomfortable in
our bed, so she's going to go sleep in the
guest room. I don't really think anything of.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It at the time, but she left her.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Cell phone in our room and it starts ringing at
like two a MS.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Please tell me it's her girls drunk at the bar.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
Well, look, I try to ignore the thing, right, but
it goes off again, yeah and again, and I'm thinking
maybe there's a problem. So I look over and it
says pizza Hut.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah, pizza Hut.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Normally you want to medium pepperoni right.
Speaker 12 (23:36):
Now or what?
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Well?
Speaker 14 (23:37):
Okay, so pizza Hut ended up calling twelve times.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Oh wow.
Speaker 14 (23:42):
I finally decide, Okay, this is enough of this.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
What's going on. So I finally answered the phone.
Speaker 9 (23:48):
Right, But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I don't say anything.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
I just just dead silence someone to hear what's the rhyme?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh, it's like if they hear a man's voice, they're
going to hang up.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Okay, So this dude pops on the lining'side, Sasha, I'm
here with your great big pizza.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Wait, he's chasing down the pizza fantasy If he's what.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
If he's a sleep come on out? If he was,
So you went outside right.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Well that's when I figured everything out and I shut
it down.
Speaker 14 (24:23):
And that's also when I switched the dominoes.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, permanenty traumatized. We got time for one more. Let's
go to Natalia. Tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So I had to do a little sleeping at flue
sne Is that what you said?
Speaker 12 (24:39):
Thing? Yeah? Okay, yeah, so we've been together, it's just
going on a one.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Year okayis yeah, I did.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
I had some suspicions all along. So he was heading
out on a guy's trip.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
We've had so many busted stories that start with that.
Speaker 14 (24:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (24:58):
Well maybe good reason. And I was trying to be cool,
but I told him, I said okay, but you need
to send me picks every day of what you guys
are up.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
To the newspapers, so you know the date, right, Yeah,
not that bad.
Speaker 12 (25:15):
But it's just like, you know, keep me posted.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, guys love doing that.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
Yeah. So he sends me this pick one day and
it's him at an Italian restaurant having dinner.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
I looked closely at the picture, and you know how
you have this old school conisan cheese things on the
table with a little metal top like on at your.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Right.
Speaker 12 (25:39):
Yeah, so I saw I saw something in it. So
I zoomed, and.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
You saw something in the reflection of the metal.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Reflection on the cheese top. So I zoom in and
it's his freaking girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I know it's someone you know.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah yeah, ruined.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
By those good cell phone cameras again.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, what did you do?
Speaker 14 (26:10):
Well?
Speaker 12 (26:10):
I took a picture of the zoom image and I
sent it to him and I just said, your stuff
will be on the curb when you get Oh it's.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Nice to be to move it for him, not make
him do it.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh yeah girlfriend, yeah, still strong, move there. I'm sorry
that happened in Natalia.
Speaker 12 (26:33):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Till this day.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, make sure you hit up our textport at seven eight,
five nine too. If you have a funny story about
how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on
the next edition of Busted. You got your phone tapp
coming up right after.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I feel like once a year we do stories on
the show about the funniest, most risque personalized license plates
that get rejected.
Speaker 12 (26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, it's usually pretty obvious. Why well, today we call
a guy who's frustrated that his was turned down by
the state.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Appropriate.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
No, it's actually pretty tame. So he sends an email
in and now he's about to get a response. But
the response is from us, and I can tell you
right now we're one hundred percent non helpful.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, shocking in your.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Phone tap right now another.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling from the Department of License Seeing.
My name is Juice Chambers.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Is this Jason?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Ah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Is he great?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So this is in regards to your personalized license plate
request you submitted. You emailed us asking to appeal the rejection.
Speaker 14 (27:44):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I didn't understand. Why so right, you didn't understand?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, Well, maybe I can give you a little more
clarification on that.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, clarification would be great.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Okay, I got a few papers on my desk here.
Let me just find yours. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I believe yours was tushy t u s h y.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Now, listen, while we do appreciate cheeks here of all kinds,
you can understand why it was rejected.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Right, that's not mine. Mine was snooze.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Oh okay, yes, snooze s n u u z y.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
See that's how I requested it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
So the reason we rejected snooze it implies that you're
promoting sleeping while driving.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's not good.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
That's not a thing.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh, it most certainly is a thing.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, if people are driving behind you and they see snooze,
they might think it's okay to put their car and
cruise control just glows their eyes, take a little snooze.
Speaker 14 (28:48):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
So sorry, but decisions are final.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
So nobody would ever think that the name snooze was
my nickname.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh you're claiming nickname? Yeah, you've heard that before.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
It's true.
Speaker 14 (29:01):
My buddies gave me it in college because we party
a lot and i'd sleep through classes.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Wow, that's even worse than I thought. Drinking, doing drugs,
sleeping behind the wheel.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
That's not what it was, lady.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Okay, you know what, it doesn't even matter now.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It doesn't matter because we've already assigned you a different
personalized license plate.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
From now on. You're gonna be sad Boy one.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I don't want to be sad boy.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You're sad boy one.
Speaker 14 (29:28):
I don't want to be sad boy anything any number.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
How about I love bread that's luv, Oh.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
My god, the hip.
Speaker 14 (29:36):
Don't try to force me in a personalized license I
don't want to be Brett Guy or sad boy.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Against sad boy one, because we already have a sad
boy too.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Just refund my money.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You know I am pretty good at reading human emotions.
You sound irritated. Really, I don't want to leave things
this way, So I've had one tucked away for a
special occasion, just like this.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
What he probably not gonna like it to be so happy?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What about bra four two zero.
Speaker 14 (30:05):
Brough four two zero, yeah, Brough four twenty?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You love it, don't you?
Speaker 8 (30:11):
No, you won't let me have snooze like you will like,
let me have an obvious drug holiday reference.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Kidding, I'll have you know that bru four two zero
is not a drug reference.
Speaker 14 (30:21):
It totally is.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
My colleague who I trust with my life told me
it's a Lord of the Rings movie quote.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
What that's why it's so popular?
Speaker 14 (30:29):
Guy is messing with you now.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I've actually never seen the movie, but apparently they say
bra a lot in it, and they referenced the ring size,
which is four by twenty.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
I've seen the movie.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
That's a lie.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
You were about to be really embarrassed because I'm gonna
call him in right now.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Hey, Matt, pick up line four. He doesn't believe me.
Speaker 13 (30:50):
Oh, sub bruh, What the hell is happening?
Speaker 7 (30:55):
You do like the four to twenty idea?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Your law, bro, you're taking an.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
L This is the Lord of the Ring guy.
Speaker 13 (31:05):
Yeah, we should give you the phone tap plate cause
you're on the.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Radio right now. Do you get it like a prank
phone call?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, dude, this is actually brought from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
In the Morning.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah, I'm all say, man, we're doing a.
Speaker 13 (31:23):
Phone tap on you guys.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I was about to throw my phone through my window.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Friend Aaron set you up.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
She said you were frustrated because they rejected your personalized plate.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Oh I am, I am frustrated.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
He's right.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Don't throw your phone. That's not smart.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
You're gonna need that.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I think it's more than your girlfriend doesn't want to
be riding around in a car that says snooze on it.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Oh man, that's my nickname.
Speaker 14 (31:50):
I just want snooze.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I just want to be snooze.
Speaker 13 (31:52):
Further record, I also enjoy a nice snooze after a
plate of munchies, like for bro.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Get it right, wake Up every morning was fun tabs
weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Out of all the places where you could meet someone,
coffee shops, grocery store, crime scene clean up training.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
That means you're professional.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Oh, nothing says compatibility like wiping fake blood off a
tile floor together.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Just wait for the real stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Jeff romantic. But for one of our listeners it got
even weirder than that when he met a good looking
gal at a furniture store. You do not hear a
lot of stories, a lot of meat cute stories that
happen there. But you're gonna hear the unique way that
(32:49):
he was able to pull her number during a brand
new second date update. Right after this second date updated,
I saw a video posted by a bridle stylist recently,
and she talks to brides all the time and always
asks how they met their husband. What's the number one
(33:10):
way single people are finding their spouses right now? The
number one answer, she says, by far, is on Hinge,
not like Bumble or like specifically his She says Bumble
is second. Nobody is on Tinder if you're seriously trying
to find number three was a little bit surprising, though,
(33:31):
she said College Sweethearts not a website like people who
actually met in College Sweethearts, people who met looking for sugardad,
It's like the relationship lasted beyond graduation.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
And then the rarest is meeting somebody naturally out in
the wild. And I don't know if I hear animal
noises right now, but that's exactly what happened with one
of our listeners, Chad.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
How wild was?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
It was a lone tiger loose in the jungle, Roman
free till a certain frisky feline caught his eye. So
let's learn about it, Chad, welcome to the show.
Speaker 14 (34:16):
Hey, thanks, Hey.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You're welcome. Chad. You sound like a frisky feli.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah, he's the prowling tiger.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, I'm still a feline.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Well, yeah, a big feeling. Sure, And tell us about
the girl that you met. What's her name?
Speaker 14 (34:31):
Her name is Lucy?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Okay, and we're out in the wild. Did you meet Lucy?
Speaker 14 (34:35):
I met Lucy at a furniture store.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Why does that scream awesome?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Because like shopping for furniture, I could see girls out
and about.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Everyone at the furniture store is married. Yeah, I've never
stepped in a.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Also, they got money, because furniture is not she you're
you're spending a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, so you were, you were store.
Speaker 14 (35:00):
This wasn't like assembly your.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Furniture shots fired at IKEA. So how did you and Lucy? Like,
how did that interaction happen in the store?
Speaker 14 (35:12):
Well, I was walking around the store. I was just
there looking to upgrade my place, and I had zeroed
in on this one sofa, But then Lucy came in
and was looking at the exact same couch.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah style our wrestle who for whoever's gonna buy it?
Speaker 14 (35:33):
Yeah? I mean I wish I could have. I mean,
I would have loved to have done that.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Did you do the gentleman and buy the couch for her?
Speaker 14 (35:42):
I don't have that much money.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
What was your move?
Speaker 14 (35:46):
The move was just to kind of like, what do
you like about the couch? And then it just kind
of got to a level where we weren't just talking
about a couch.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, and eventually you're going to have to spoon on
it together to see if two people fit.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
That's important.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
That's a really weird way of flirting. I will say.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I feel like we shouldn't have heard it.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (36:08):
Yeah, it didn't get too racy. We just kept like
trying it out.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Okay, shocked it didn't get sexual.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's cute though. That's a really organic way to have conversations.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
It is good because you're kind of playing like you're
a couple already by like shopping together. It kind of
like plants that image into your mind in a in
a subtle way, so.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
That it's important for him to know if women like
this couch.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, were you able to spin it into a date?
Speaker 14 (36:36):
Yeah? It come to find out we both wanted to couch.
There's shalespeople at these high end furniture stores, and so
it's like, okay, we're both interested in the couch, and
the guys like this is it? There's just the one couch.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, and then you guys started a fight.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
So what's the move?
Speaker 14 (36:54):
I was like, okay, well we both want the couch,
but if you want me to let you have it,
then why don't you give me something in return? You know,
like your phone number?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Okay, because they also sell beds over here, so that's.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
A good way to get her number. Did she like that?
Speaker 14 (37:14):
Yeah? I mean good enough to give me the number.
I mean she got the cow, so yeah, the couch.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
Hold up, hold up, you got the number, and now
she's ghosting you.
Speaker 14 (37:23):
I think they went out out did so, like fast
forward to like the next three days, and we're texting
a lot. I mean like, and I say that a lot,
I mean like fifty times a day, well a day.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Wow, you haven't texted anybody fifty times in my whole.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Life, like each other day.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
So we scheduled a date and then she backed out
and I wanted to reschedule, and then like she backed
out again the night before.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay, are you convincing herself not to go on so
it's weird that you guys were talking so much though
via text.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Someone who can't say no, I would probably give out
my number and talk for a few days to not
feel bad, and the couch is delivered and not my
home and then stop text.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
And then you finally be over.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, okay, chat. Are you feeling like maybe the only
reason that she said she would like give the number
and go out on a date was just to get
the couch, Like that was the whole point of it.
Speaker 14 (38:18):
That thought has crossed my mind. But then there's all
these texts in between. So then like I did like
a little recon, I like googled myself and I was like,
all right, nothing weird came up here.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
That was good. I mean, here's the thing. She gave
you her number, but she could have easily given you
a fake number. Yeah that's true. You know, she didn't
have to give you her real phone number.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, it's weird that she's backing out all of a sudden.
We're gonna call Lucy and try and get to the
bottom of this, because if she says no to going
out with you, then you deserve that couch. In my opinion, that.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Wasn't the deal. It was just a phone number, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Oh deal, Sorry that was on you Chat improveotiation.
Speaker 14 (39:01):
I know I thought it was a fair deal, but
it turns out not so much. Yeah, but anyways, I
need your help and hope you can help me out.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
All right, Well, we're going to try our best. We'll
come back and get you your second date update right
after this man hold on second date update. I'm not
a lawyer, but Chad, if we're not successful in getting
you another date, what about at least getting you visitation
with the couch? Just like one week to take couch
doesn't need to be much, just one week and a month.
(39:29):
Maybe split it on holidays. We can negotiate something.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah sure, Oh you know, shared custody is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yeah, okay. Chad seems to like that idea, because if
you miss part one. He met Lucy at a furniture
store recently when they both liked the same exact couch,
but he generously let her have it if in exchange
she gave him his number.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, I mean that was the deal that they made.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, it was a smooth move. But she keeps backing
out of dates now and now their initial flame has
pretty much gone completely ice.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Cold, losing chemistry fast.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
So we he doesn't know why. We need to try
and help figure it out.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Can I ask Chad the one thing I never you know,
we never really got into you said, you guys texted
back and forth a ton. Was there any like inappropriate
texting or something that.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Could have or could have been read wrong? Even?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
You know, sometimes you said something thinking you're joking and
the other person doesn't read it right?
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Can you read some inappropriate text?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Now?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
She really wants to hear something.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Is there something that stands out in all of those
conversations that you had?
Speaker 14 (40:31):
No, I mean it was flirty, but without crossing the
line the way I think about it. Asked about the couch.
You know.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
It was sexual.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
How's the couch doing?
Speaker 14 (40:46):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (40:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I think he really did not though that's what he said. Okay.
He laughed like it was going to be an innuendo
like the couch.
Speaker 14 (40:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
No, he like, how's the couch doing?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
How I heard it?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Okay? See, this is what text messaging is like right now.
You can't tell tone noe me.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
How's the couch?
Speaker 14 (41:09):
Ha ha ha ha?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I would not say.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
All right, chat it's okay, let's call Lucy and uh,
hopefully it's not what we were talking about earlier too,
where it was just all a big scam so that
she could get the couch have him back off of.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
It, because it is very smart and your fall if
that's the case scam, Yeah, I mean she just said,
oh well, thank you and smiled and gave you your number.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
That's all that you asked.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
There's no one in the room that wouldn't agree with that.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah, let's hope that the.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Case.
Speaker 12 (41:40):
Then.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
I don't know why she would even agree to go
out with me at the start of it.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, that's true, So hopefully there's an explanation. Let me
dial her number right now. Let's see if she picks up.
Here we go, Hello, Hey, looking to speak with Lucy.
Oh yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
(42:05):
in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Hey, Lucy, your morning.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
You're on the show, Lucy.
Speaker 12 (42:10):
Okay, what's this about.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
It's our couch reviews segment in a way.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.
Speaker 15 (42:20):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Uh, oh, you don't know what that is.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
It's a segment we do where if someone's in like
a dating scenario and a person blows you off or
you're not getting back to them, we'll reach out on
behalf of that person to try and figure out if
there's a reason for it, just to like help them
understand what's going on.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
And this one's kind of out of the norm because
you never actually went on a first date.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Right, Yeah, because we're talking about a guy named Chad.
Speaker 14 (42:45):
Are you sorry?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Response, We don't need to explain more like couch guy.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
You know exactly who we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, we are not you. Chad says that you guys
met at a first store and you exchange numbers.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
It seemed like there was like some flirtation there. Did
he read that right?
Speaker 15 (43:07):
I mean, yeah, but I have a good reason for it.
But it would just be super uncomfortable to tell him, oh,
you have.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
A good reason for not calling him back or going
on the date.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yeah, because he said that you guys had scheduled dates
and you kept bailing.
Speaker 12 (43:24):
Yes, I did bail.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Wait can I ask her just blunt like did you scam?
Or boy? Did you just get I.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Think the question is did you ever have any intention
of actually going on a date?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Okay, then now.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Let me ask, did you ever have any intention of
actually going on a date?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Edit it so I sound smarter.
Speaker 15 (43:44):
I mean I wasn't to go on a date with him.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I didn't.
Speaker 15 (43:46):
Oh, okay, I didn't have a problem with him. It
was just like I got the whole couch thing. And
then a few days after I met Chad, I came
back to the furniture place with some of my friends
to pick up the couch because one of my friends
was a pickup truck whatever.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Yeah, you got a half friend with the truck you
didn't delivery?
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Yeah, you have not ever could afford two.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Thousand, probably would have got it.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Jeff doesn't have truck guys in his friend He's like,
I just have.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
One of my assistants to make me a new couch.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Do you want me to come by with my escalade?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
So you guys know how it works. Yeah, okay, you
went to the store to pick it up yourself.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yeah, I was some friends and then what happened?
Speaker 15 (44:23):
Yeah, so I went inside to pay and who do
I see?
Speaker 14 (44:27):
Sad?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Why is that that?
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Why he needs a couch?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, you took the couch that he wanted to buy,
so he probably had to get a new one.
Speaker 12 (44:34):
Okay, No, he wasn't like shopping.
Speaker 15 (44:37):
He was asleep on one of the couches, like in
the back room area. I didn't even know what to do.
He didn't see me, Like he was asleep, he didn't see.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Me, eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Maybe he was just trying to couch out too hard.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, no, way, too hard.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
It was so awkward.
Speaker 15 (44:53):
So I was just gonna leave, but I just asked
the cashier.
Speaker 14 (44:57):
I was like, Hey, what's the deal with that guy
on the break couch?
Speaker 15 (45:01):
And he's like, oh.
Speaker 14 (45:02):
That's the Napper.
Speaker 15 (45:03):
But like he just said it, like it's a nickname.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
The Nap, the Knapper.
Speaker 14 (45:09):
What Yeah, they called him the Knapper.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
The napper. Okay, so he got a nickname for him.
Speaker 12 (45:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (45:15):
So like apparently he comes in during his lunch break
and he takes off his shoes and he takes a
literal nap.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
No, oh, he comes in that often.
Speaker 15 (45:25):
He said that the boss, like the manager lets him
do it because like once a month he buys all
the employees lunch.
Speaker 14 (45:31):
Oh, they just let him do it.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Oh wow, smart, that's a hack. So he's sleeping during
his lunch break.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
What's going through your mind as they're telling you this, Lucy, I.
Speaker 15 (45:42):
Don't want to go out with the knapper, like, especially
that he has a nickname.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yeah, but he liked the cauch you were on. He's
tried them all out at the store. Yeah, Like he
just happened to be talking to the expert and he
has a.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
House, Like he just goes during his lunch.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Oh yeah, makes money.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
But you're turned off by the idea of a guy
who spends every lunch break going into a nap store
and hanging out a nap store. Well, sorry, so a
furniture store and earned a reputation as a napper.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Honestly though, rebranding a furniture store to the nap store.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
So well, then everybody's gonna be doing it.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I think you should give him a second chance on
that line.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
I think you should at least hear him out on
what he has to say, Lucy, because he is on
the other line right now listening, unless he fell asleep
in his nerving. So chatty there, yeah, I'm here, Hi.
Speaker 15 (46:34):
Yeah, Hi, chat It is so weird that you have
a reputation as a guy who naps in public.
Speaker 14 (46:40):
I mean, I don't understand what the big deal is.
Speaker 15 (46:42):
I mean It's like going into a subway and making
your own sandwich.
Speaker 14 (46:45):
You just don't do that. If I could go into
some way and make my own sandwich, I do it.
But I mean it. I mean it's right near my work.
They have nice employees. Obviously, they have really comfy furniture,
so they get new furniture in. I get to test
like the couches, and I know which ones are like
the softest and the best. And that's why I was
(47:05):
like zeroed in on the one you bought.
Speaker 15 (47:08):
You nap on the couch that I bought.
Speaker 14 (47:11):
Yeah, I wanted to buy it. I told you it
was soft. The I mean, skin cells are gross. We're
going to go on a date. I mean, you probably
have your tongue in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Whoa too much? A good nap is really.
Speaker 14 (47:39):
Yeah, that's the way I live. Man.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
We're not talking about if naps are good or not.
We're talking about if Lucy is attracted to a man
who does that.
Speaker 7 (47:47):
I don't understand much that he has a moniker his
own nicknacks.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
I still haven't heard a solid reason, Lucy, why this
is a turnoff.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Explain it to Chad.
Speaker 15 (47:58):
Guys, it's weird and it's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, but it's only the Kyle Show guy who knows
about it, you know.
Speaker 14 (48:04):
Yeah, we're not going on dates at the furniture store.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (48:09):
If you really aren't that embarrassed by why didn't you
say that when we met? Why weren't you like, Hey,
I really like this couch. I've been sleeping on it
for the last three weeks.
Speaker 14 (48:19):
Maybe I should have you know, that's weird, Coach.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
That doesn't sound right.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
You guys sound like you actually have some chemistry here.
I don't think that you should let this like get
in the way.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
And if you're willing to not let it get in
the way, then I guess we're willing to pay for
it for your next date.
Speaker 15 (48:37):
No, because if I like him, now I'm dating the napper,
and I just don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
But he's resourceful, he's friendly, you know, he knows.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Where tongues go, and hopefully he has enough money to
get your couch officially clean, too, Lucy, with all those
dead skin cells that he's left on.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
I would be more worried about the slobbery.
Speaker 11 (48:57):
Brosy.
Speaker 14 (48:59):
Hey, Look, I just want to let you know I
did not leave any residue on your cat.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
We have to say it.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
I tell every girl I talked to you, I did
not leave residue on your.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Cape looking Jeffrey in the morning. You know, it was
interesting to hear broken Alexis's.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Take on that cause why you were so anti.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
I'm not anti. I'm just saying it.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Felt like it though.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Yeah, Well it was just if it was me and
I walked into a store and I saw the person
that I was scheduled to date sleeping there, and I
found out all of the employees know that person as
the sleeper.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
During much break it was.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
It's still that would be like, this is kind of weird.
I would take a step back and reassessment.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
It's because we've all slept and taken naps in our
car before.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
He's actually taking a one up from us. But you
didn't before.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah, do you know what we didn't ask those if
he was an ugly sleeper because.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, I also didn't really understand Brooks point that she'd
saddle up next to him and spoon him.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
That the asking out of the couch. Yeah, that's what
my husband and I do. We need to know if
we both fit on the couch together.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
When they're walking on TV, Oh, that's really sweet.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
What isn't that important?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
I see it's just when I'm looking at the Textport
seventy five nine two, it is split. Some people thought
that it was weird. Some people are like, that's awesome.
Good for that guy.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, Ednie buys the employees lunch. Yeah, they're taking taking
advantage of them.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, that's why they let it.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Let's normalize napping and.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Random we're board.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Navy today.
Speaker 8 (50:31):
Do not judge.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
She wants you to cuddle up right.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Next, put on scarves around.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, goscha had all of our second date updates where
you get your podcasts are available online?
Speaker 6 (50:42):
Have broken Jeffery Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Everybody's ideal wedding looks different. It's brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Some people want to get married in church. Some people
want to get married in a rustic barn. Some people
want to get married by parading their future spouse a
camel down main Street. They did an ancient agraba from
a lab. Come on, come on, come see the man
(51:09):
who will marry Brooke Flock.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
So you have one parade wedding. Never live it down.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
I'm just saying it looks different to everybody, and if
you've always wanted to get married in a galaxy far
far away, The Little Vegas Chapel in Sin City is
now offering Star Wars themed weddings to celebrate Star Wars
Day on May fourth. Several themed wedding packages you can
(51:39):
choose from, including the Yoda one Fame package, not cheesy
at all, includes a Darth Vader efficient, a lightsaber bridle
walk in Star Wars wedding music, and you get to
consummate the marriage in front of a Wookie while an
R two unit films it. They were he thought of everything.
(52:05):
But if you're hearing all of this and thinking, gosh,
this is what I've always dreamed that my wedding day
would look like, Alexis.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
I haven't watched Star Wars, but I assume more the listeners.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Okay, someone is loving. Make sure you're there in Vegas
on May fourth, and our technical director Ashton will volunteer
to be your ring boy as long as you let
him sleep at the foot of the bed in your
hotel room afterwards.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
So he's shaking his head, yes.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
Yes, he is super excited for it. Laser stories coming
up right after this. It's the radio segment that created
a new dating app combining Tinder and Yoga called Flexi Finder.
Will your prospective partner look better? And downward Dog, your
(52:54):
match is just one deep stretch away.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
Wait, I can't even bend over.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
All.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Thanks the laser stories. There stragment where we read weird
news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser and those other chakra to
a girls, just dumb. This first laser story is out
of Australia. There's a crazy story that made the news
in Melbourne about a guy in a red Porsche that
caused a deadly crash, then pulled a gun, shot another
(53:23):
guy in the arm stolen suv and got in another
wreck before cops finally arrested him.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
And that's just a normal day in Texas.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Okay, so jealous right now?
Speaker 4 (53:34):
Jealous?
Speaker 3 (53:35):
So true? But it's going viral, surprisingly, though not for
any of the details I just mentioned. Wow, it's because
of the witnesses who were interviewed about it. Two sisters
in their fifties named Bridget and Paula Powers. They are
identical twins, and they told reporters in complete unison about
what they saw saw this.
Speaker 16 (53:57):
And one guy with mom. He went up there and
he was coming back down towards and he goes, run,
he's got a gun. And our hearts started a pound
and I said, oh Mom, where's mom? And Paul Mam
was sucked up there by apparently our brave mom.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
She goes, are you all right?
Speaker 16 (54:20):
Because he had all black his face.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
And he goes, I'll shoot you. She goes, hey, I'm
needing to hell.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
God, it't anything they say. That is what my youngest
kid does to my oldest kid to annoy the crap
out the.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Fifty a little bit.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Yeah, if I was a sister that was actually doing
the talking, I would punch the other sister next to me.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
They're sharing them let me talk.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
It turns out this wasn't the first taste of the
limelight for these twins. They were Internet famous before this interview,
especially in Australia because Peers Morgan spoke to them on
Good Morning Britain in twenty sixteen and they told him
they do not rehearse this. It's just something they do
involuntarily because they've been so close for their entire lives.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Can you imagine dating one of these women?
Speaker 4 (55:11):
I was gonna say, let's talk about that fantasy.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
How annoying I must have saying nice things to you.
Then it's like a double compliment.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
It's like an echo. Yeah, you're handsome, handsome.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
This next Lazer story is out of grill talks. Last week,
Red Robin announced that they were selling bottomless Burger passes,
which would get you a burger and bottomless side every
day of the month of May for only twenty dollars total.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
Oh wow, along with their bottomless fries.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
I do some damage.
Speaker 3 (55:43):
Yeah, well, as expected. They sold out instantly, and even worse,
their website crashed. So many people weren't even able to
get the satisfaction of seeing that they were too late.
You suck.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
You don't want angry burger people.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
Some fans were frustrated invented on social media. One said
I spent literally an hour refreshing for nothing. What incredible incompetence.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
I feel like admitting that you spent an hour trying
to do this and it didn't work. It should not
be something to the public, like.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Just keep that to yourself.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
Another said it was literally easier to get tickets to
Taylor Swift than it was to get a Red Robin Berger.
Pass Red Robin did apologize for their website going down,
but also took a moment to hype another sweepstakes coming
up that offers free burgers for a year.
Speaker 8 (56:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
Okay, they've posted details about that on their site, which
is back up, but there'll only be twelve winners for it.
So that's like Taylor Swift vip tickets. Really start refreshing
your browsers. Now, we love this. Next laser story is
out of the algorithm lounge.
Speaker 4 (56:51):
I try to find this price.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
It's so hard, so hard to get into it. You
might not know this, but being nice to your chat
GPT is actually cost companies millions of dollars.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
Why pa, I thank you?
Speaker 1 (57:04):
I was going to say what that guy said?
Speaker 6 (57:05):
What?
Speaker 3 (57:06):
A Washington Post investigation found that saying please and thank
you more than a few times a day to your
artificial intelligence bot uses about zero point one four kilowatt
hours of electricity. That's about forty six percent of what
an average US home uses in an hour. Oh my god,
So when you're being nice to it, it's actually using
(57:27):
up more energy to process so much.
Speaker 4 (57:29):
Wow, So please and thank you it costs a lot
of money.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
What about shut up. Can you write that to it?
Is that also good?
Speaker 3 (57:34):
That's less it's less energy. Go with that. It can
get expensive. But not everyone thinks we should drop the pleasantries.
Higher up at Microsoft says that using polite language sets
the tone for a professional response.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
See yeah, I've always said please and thank you.
Speaker 3 (57:50):
As for the numbers, sixty seven percent of Americans say
they sweet talk their AI, while half say they do
it because it's just the right thing to do.
Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yeah, that's why I do it.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
And twelve percent of people I hope it might spare
them in an AI uprising.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
So think they're like, all right, check the list? Is
he on the list? Take him out?
Speaker 3 (58:10):
A shory is out of the people pods? Have you
ever noticed that nicknames just aren't as common anymore?
Speaker 4 (58:18):
Even I give people nicknames though.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
I finally got a nickname when I was like twenty
five from a group of friends, and I loved it.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
It's Panina, right, But that was like thirty years ago. Broke,
I'm saying now they're not as common.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
It made me feel so special.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
A writer for The Wall Street Journal claims that they're
going extinct.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
The writer has five children age six to eighteen. None
of them have been given any nicknames by their pals,
and none of their friends seem to have one. E.
Speaker 4 (58:45):
That's the friends.
Speaker 1 (58:45):
Fall, that's how you sound like a group of people.
Speaker 3 (58:49):
And he claims all types of nicknames are in decline,
everything from junior to call in your buddy from Dallas texts.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
It's a good point, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (58:59):
I mean, I haven't heard one person called my daughter
and dog or you know, like what's up.
Speaker 6 (59:03):
A mom.
Speaker 3 (59:07):
To the principal's office.
Speaker 1 (59:08):
I feel it's like what you call Nate dog.
Speaker 14 (59:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
The writer thinks it's kind of sad because nicknames are
almost always a positive thing, or at least a sign
of affection.
Speaker 12 (59:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
He says, even initials like a J or j D
seems less common now, partly because parents take their names
so much more seriously than they used to.
Speaker 1 (59:31):
I also think everybody has such different names now.
Speaker 3 (59:34):
It's like that years ago you might have called your
heavy set friend tiny as a joke, but now you'd
be more worried about calling attention to anybody's weight.
Speaker 2 (59:42):
There could be something else you could call attention to
other than gotta be something else.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
Nothing else to personality.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
Same thing goes for calling someone red because they're a ginger.
Speaker 4 (59:53):
He's just wanted to play that clim.
Speaker 9 (59:59):
In the room.
Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Everybody go around the room real quick and say a
name they wish was allowed to be said. Alexis Go okay,
never mind, could have been fun, obviously. Nicknames will never
fully go extinct. Plenty of athletes and radio hosts still
choose to go buy a nickname like jeff Dogwater de
Bo and his trusty sidekick Humper, nicknames that many predict
(01:00:24):
will someday be memorialized in the Radio Hall of Fame
dog Waters. There's dog Water to Bo doing his thing,
and that sound means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
on Friday.
Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Brook's been on a hot streak a little bit lately, guys,
So I'm playing an eighties song because Brook is a
proud eighteen eighties baby who has been just smoking competition lately.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
That's right, me and my powdered white wig.
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
But her challenger today is Aaron, who is joining the
millions and millions of protesters all over the country. Begin
Brook to stop the streak. Aaron, Welcome to the show
how you doing?
Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Now? I'm doing good.
Speaker 14 (01:01:17):
I am here to stop Brook right now.
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
That's right, that's my goal.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Wait, what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I said, Brooke, you're an awesome and amazing person. I
hope to god, I get Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
It sounded so different the first time you said it
is night be in a long term relationship because you
answered that question.
Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Correctly, Well, it's following you into a false sense of security.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
I'll take it. You have to be lulled.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Okay, you go lull yourself out of the studio so
we can get the game going.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Here.
Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions erin as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
you have to beat Broke out right if you want
to win? Are you ready? I am ready? Good luck,
my man. Your time starts now. Twenty years ago to
this day, the first video was uploaded to what popular
streaming site.
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Netflix.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
What do you call the big fancy belt that goes
around the stomach on a tuxedo? Number light Year is
a fictional tire brand used in What animated Disney franchise.
Speaker 14 (01:02:18):
First What.
Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
What's the official term for a group of witches? A
wicked wicked I don't think took your time with answering
those questions very carefully. Aaron, good work there. We'll see
how you do against Brook now, because you told our
producer the last time you played her you got absolutely crushed,
not because Brooke was doing so well, but because you
(01:02:42):
cracked under the pressure. How do you feel like you
performed this time around.
Speaker 14 (01:02:46):
I feel like there's a couple of cracks in my
game again, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Okay, an egg so fragile?
Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Oh a little bit? Fighting words.
Speaker 14 (01:02:58):
I feel like you've been in many relationshs ship saying
things like that, Yeah, cycle.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Through the only one really good stable one though.
Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Wow, oh my god, words flying, lots of tempers flare
in here. We better move on and get to the game. Brook.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
You ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Your time starts now. Twenty years ago to this day,
the first video was uploaded to what popular streaming site
oh YouTube. What do you call the big fancy belt
that goes around the stomach on a tuxedo?
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
U cumber Bun light Year.
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Is a fictional tire brand used in What Animated Disney
franchise cars. What is the official term for a group
of witches coven. The longest hiking only trail in the
world is over two thousand miles long and crosses over
fourteen states. What's its name?
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Appalachian Trail.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Just snuck the final piece of that answer in. Let's
go to the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Oh you darn.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Crazy, Aaron, you got to correct today?
Speaker 9 (01:04:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Okay, disappointed?
Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
You don't know, Rook, you didn't get one wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Hey, but just because he predicted his own loss, let's
give him one extra pot. Okay, So now it's a
five to three loss. That's more respectable.
Speaker 12 (01:04:21):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Let's go over the answers for everybody though. Twenty years
ago to this day, the very first video was uploaded
to YouTube. Hey, and look where it went.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Wasn't it like a zoo video?
Speaker 12 (01:04:32):
Or it was it?
Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Yep? What do you call the big fancy belt that
goes around the stomach on a tuxedo? That's a cumber
Bund Light Years, the fictional tire brand used in the
Cars franchise. The official term for a group of witches
is a coven. Of course, Brook knows what that is.
Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
A couple.
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Yeah, The longest hiking only trail in the world is
two thousand miles long, crossing fourteen states. That would be
the Appalachian Trail.
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
That's hiking only.
Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Specific Crest Trail is short than that. Is that true?
Speaker 14 (01:05:01):
My last hike was from the couch to the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
It's out long, didn't it?
Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Crossing fourteenth fourteen states would be the hint.
Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
In that one, right, That's why I said appellation.
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
But the toilet you can call the crapolation trail.
Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Oh, even more treacherous. So it was not enough to
win today, Aaron, But good news is just for playing.
We are going to give you two tickets to see
the Seattle Mariners take on the Miami Marlins on Sunday,
April twenty seventh at T Mobile Park on Sunday. Awesome.
Say no, it sounds like you said someday, somebody send
on random day Sunday.
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
No, it's on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (01:05:38):
Called me in the morning the day before and let
me know where I'm going.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, going to the game. He's gonna hike there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Oh man, that was a lot more than cracks in
your game there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Yes, there was.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
A black hole.
Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
It is just put some epoxyomy.
Speaker 14 (01:05:54):
There was some crack involved what feels like, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Okay, don't do that before trivia game.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Come back a little bit more, are clear headed, and
you can play again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Box
at the same time
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Tomorrow Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hey, welcome to the full show. It's a good one. Today.
It's Bricket Jeffrey in the morning. You found the podcast and.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jose has a big story about how you almost got
blacklisted from Uber. Yeah, after you accidentally insulted not just
one but MANI Uperds.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, let me confuse you more.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I was being kind. I was I was talking everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
How are you today? That was a huge job for
him coming up in this brand new show.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And alexis we do have some comments before we start
the show, right, Yes?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I saw one on YouTube from Matt Tolbert who said,
I'm on vacation at Disney World and I'm using the
weight times to get into rides to listen to the
daily podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Dude, I may do that when I go to Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I hope you're not with your children, Matt, just ignoring them.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Hold on, hold on, kids, I gotta find out why
they're not going to call back this line.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Take care of these children.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, okay, Hey, let's get this started.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
The full show starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
We don't normally do a lot of dating stuff our show.
It's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We do kind of all we do.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's red and book political dating, yes, we do a
lot of that stuff and the religious stuff, but I
don't even know what that means. You may have noticed
dating right now is a little different than it was
forty years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
For example, back in the eighties, it would have been
a giant red flag if a total stranger from the
internet invited you on a hike through the woods.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, Now it's the number one best date that you
can do.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And everybody says they love hiking on their profiles a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, you shouldn't go on a hike with a stranger, people,
You absolutely should.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And it's not me saying that. A popular matchmaking service
did a study and it found your twenty five percent
more likely to get a second date if your first
meetup involves doing something active together.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, that doesn't mean alone in the woods. Well you're
carrying the duct tap.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Sure, Okay, it could be visiting a museum or like
strolling through anical gardens, breaking into a zoo to free
the lemurs. As long as it's an active activity, I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Like mini golf. Did I was thinking to walk around
a very public park? Yeah, people wears.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Its true because according to the study, hiking is the
number one most successful date activity, sixty percent success rate
of getting a second meet up.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I'm nervous.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I got the worst cramp of my life on my
last hike because can you imagine to state and like
on the way up, like awi awi awi?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
How that gives her the opportunity to take care of you?
That's something that she wants.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh right, either one, thank god he's wounded.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Maybe meanwhile, going to restaurants, bars and movies, those are
all dying in popularity.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No one can afford any It's considered the old school
style of dating and Brooke, this is going to be
devastating to hear.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But singles today are seeking alcohol free ways to connect
with each other.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's why I know what he's getting married anymore. I'll
tell you that. That's why you're all still single.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Actually getting to know each other.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Apparently they want authentic, non slurry conversations to build their
emotional chemistry and a foundation for a.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Relationship to work out in forty years.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Now, let's move on. We're gonna get to the shock
collar question of the day with somebody who engages in
very slurry late night convos with Brook's mother. I believe
you have something to say, Digital Jay.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
How love makes people do crazy things? Oh, you build monuments,
they write poetry, They rob banks. Because Cuba doesn't just
strike hearts. Sometimes he lit the match for chaos.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh yeahship, that's why today we're celebrating passionate romances.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
During a special Famous Lovers edition.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Of twenty Blonde, people went on the hip for this one.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
I have a list of the top twenty greatest lovers
in human history, all real people.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
We all know what is number one.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
So you guys say number one through twenty. I'll give
you a hint about an iconic lover or an iconic couple.
You have to name either one or both of them,
depending on the question to stay in the game. Okay,
we'll start with the woman who puts the her in lover.
That's Alexis. Alexis number fifteen. She spoke nine languages and
(04:35):
made both Julius Caesar and Mark Antony fall madly in love.
Some say she was a romantic. I say she was
a power move with eyeliner's what's the name of this
epic lover?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm sure, I am sure one of your friends has
dressed up as her.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
It's offensive way, It's her mom again. Her mom was
all of the ancient lovers.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Don't not dressed up the Pyramids outfit.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
She definitely has pyramids.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh, you gave it away Cleopatra.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
In the Nile Heartbreaker of Rome. It's okay, Jose, we're
all envisions.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Not yet. That's a good idea for her.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
Yeah, Brooks, your turn fifteen is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, I'm gonna go thirteen.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
A tough one, brook They married, divorced, remarried, slept with
each other's friends. The woman once said, quote, I suffered
two accidents in my life. One was a bus, the
other was diego, and yet they couldn't quit each other.
Who is this famous lover?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I know this too well.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's a great love story that'll be free to callo,
free to color.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Very good all.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Artist.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Did you ever see the movie about Frieda? Oh, you
guys should watch it.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Halloween is Halloween costumes?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You were remember love good dates? Don't do movies anymore, bro,
So I'm not allowed to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's a very tragic love story they had, okay. Yeah
toxically yeah, yeah, very toxic.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Yeah, it's your turn thirteen and fifteen or off the board.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Let's go eight.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Jose He conquered Europe, then sent love letters to one
woman that was so desperate they could be Emo songs. Quote,
I haven't slept, I'm on fire.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Also, why won't you write me back?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
And that was an.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Actual quote from who named this French ruler?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So thirsty?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Bro, I wonder if you could block mail back?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Then?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, I think we all know it's this isn't a
bonnet damn bunnetballt.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Yeah, I'll take Napoleon. You got that Jose For an
extra point? Can you name his little empress obsession that
he was sending these letters.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
To, Oh, Queen Victoria.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
That's Josephine. But yeah, Napoleon, I'll give that to jose
His love letters were dramatic, unhinged, and honestly kind of clinging.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Okay, she seemed like such a stable guy.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
You guys know your lovers. Here's the lover of the show, Jeffrey.
Thirteen and fifteen are off the board.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Number two, Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
They got married, then divorced, then married again, then divorced again.
Their love was diamonds, it was yachts, it was epic
fights named this nineteen eighties cinematic couple who brought tabloid
romance to a whole new level.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
A couple from Gilligan Zeisle. They're super rich.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's only real people. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Two marriages, two divorces, lots of diamonds the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I mean, I definitely would go to whatever her name was.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
She had like nine marriages, and more than that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
My mom's best friend. She was married like five or
six times. I think she only counted five because she
was really married six. But it was the same guy
twice number two.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yea, Yeah, what are you count if you remarried? Yeah,
the same dude.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't know anybody who who would fit into this
category though. Was Nicholas Cage married multiple times? He seems
like the chaotic type to like bounce back and forth
between marriage and non marriage. I don't know. I'm gonna say,
be right, I don't know Nick Cage, Nicholas Cage with diamonds.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I don't see him as a diamond guy.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
But okay, he literally bought himself a pyramid.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
He's trying to steal the deack Worshman depends.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Anybody loves valuables, it's Nick Cage said Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
That's incorrect. I was looking for Elizabeth Taylor. She was
married multile times when she was married to Richard Burton
multiple times. That means Brooke Jose Alexis. You guys have
shared today's victory on.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Twenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Easy to pick the shot.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I'm going to be getting a shot today while singing
wanna be by the Spice Girl.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh my gosh, u.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, I tell you what I want, what I really
really want on So tell me what you want. I
want to I want to really really really want.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Why is that not covered that song?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
You're a shot collar question of the day. We got
your phones out coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
A lot of people like to do family dinners where
at least a couple of times a week everyone sits
down around the dinner table and eats together.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, we do it every night at our house.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Jeff Oh, yeah, he's better than everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Just like to eat.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I also go to Brooks house and join her.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, I mean. The whole point is you can talk
about your day, the highs and lows, trash talk, other
families and how they're doing it all wrong. Henderson's don't
even serve their children. Keen Wall.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And we're not your queeno.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Right now is like our family's weekly brunch. We all
gather around. Brook has already three mimosas deep, Jose's got
his boiled egg ready to go, and we all get
to share the weird stuff happening in our lives, stuff
we'd never say at our real family dinner table. It's
coming up in a brand new What's on your Mind
(10:15):
right now? You know, a yawn is just a silent
scream for caffeine in the morning. That's why we keep
our bodies heavily caffeinated. During this segment What's on your Mind,
where we loudly scream what we've been thinking about lately,
starting with Brooke Brook, What's on your Mind?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well, for spring break, we did a big history trip
with our.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Kids that like our fifth grader's doing US history.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
So we did DC, we did all the monuments we saw,
you know, we went to all the Smithsonians, and then
we went to New York and we did the Statue
of Liberty and we took in all this information and
so finally get home and.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We asked the kids like, God, what was the one.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Thing you really took from your experience in DC and
New York?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And you're expecting a nice deep answer from them, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, And they both agree.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
They're like, we know the moment that we'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, and it was when we were in New York
City and almost run over by two guys running from
the cops trying to sell fake Louis vuittance.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
That sounds very mean.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We're on the straight to New York and these guys
run past us, one has a big cart and push
us over, and then we see the cops about half
a block up. And so then I have to explain
to them that you're not allowed to sell fake.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Luxury, but that's when you get the best deals when
they are about to run.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, the cops they take whatever you have for well,
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
My kids on your side, Alexis, because then they spent
the next like four days analyzing how well some of
them could pack up quickly and move.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You know, it's all with your kids.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They get their bags, they pull pull up their yes, yes,
I see this in action, just telling you you can
you can miss all the hus history stuff and just
learn about how to Yeah, Louisons, there you go.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
They actually did learn opportunity.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah yeah, dude, I'm meant to buy some older batons soon.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Yea.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
So over our spring break, I went to Florida and
I had an amazing time with Sunshine and all these restaurants.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
And I didn't rent a car because I'm on Miami Beach.
Everywhere walk or Uber worst case right, everything is close.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
But what I didn't think about was how many different
Latin ethnicities.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Are in Miami, a melting pot.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Every Uber driver I had was Latino well, and it
was great.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
And I would walk in and it was always the
same thing. I opened the door and they'd be like,
husse and I'm like, hi, friend, we're there, right.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You guys know me.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
I don't speak Spanish and then they shut me off.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
They wouldn't answer. I did disappoint The one told me.
He goes, oh, you disappoint me, sir, And I'm like, what.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Do you mean?
Speaker 10 (13:13):
And he's like, you know what you should do is
change your name, changer, You're a disgrace.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Did you just get And I told him, I said, well,
no one will talk to me because I have a
Spanish name.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
But I don't speak Spanish, and he's like, see, amigo,
I'm telling you to change your name and everyone will
talk to you again.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So the rest of the trip I was Peter.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Peter, I like it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's his solution. You should learn Spanish.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'm hopeless he knew he was white.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Kid.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Just change your name on the app. You'll be good.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
So other than being disgraced by Uber, I had an
amazing Miami trip.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I had a friend visit me from out of town
and she wanted to go hiking together. She asked for
I normally go around here. I didn't want to let
her know I how hiked of five years from everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So I went to the most.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Basic trail nearby, and I was like, love this place.
But when I was hiking, I was surprised because I
forgot how good of photos you can get hiking. Okay,
you know, and I don't post on it's a lot
anymore because all it is photos of me drinking is
the problem. I only have pictures of me out and
now I realized I can sprinkle in a little outdoors.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Did you break a change of clothes on the one hike?
Speaker 6 (14:27):
He went on?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So I have done that before I can ask.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
And I did bring my roommate's dog, So I got
a dog in the summer. So this is going to
be my hiking girl summer era.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So you know, I bought hiking boots.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Wait, I bought a pass so that I can park
and not get ticketed like in the you know the areas.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
I mean, I haven't yet, but I will.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I will.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Somebody wants to.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I went once, but now I got.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
The shoes.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Stream one.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, so already I feel like it's more like you're
gonna get eaten by a bear summer.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's what it's going to go on. One's with bears.
Don't worry. You didn't know how extreme your boots were.
Hiking Girls summer, everybody, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I got a surprise the other day when I went
into the bathroom and looked down into the toilet. We've
all been there, right, can we be done? Look down
it's a dead mouse floating face down in the bowl.
They're so cute.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
That's at your house right now.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
At my house. And I'm like, what the hell did
I eat? But seriously, I was like, how did it
get there? Like, I know my dog Bagel didn't put
it in there because he doesn't know how to open
up the lid yet, Bagel scared.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Did you have a toilet trained mouse that accidentally fell in?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
No, it wasn't that, so I had to deal with it,
got rid of it. Next day, took my car to
get serviced. What do they find mouse in the car
with extensive road and damage your wires and stuff. Yeah,
cost quite a bit to repair that.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And then's whole house infestival.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
When I get back home. And again, I haven't lived
in this place for like a full calendar year, Like
I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Mouse poop is usually everywhere.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I haven't seen that, but my neighbor next door did
tell me, Oh, yeah, by the way, it's mouse season
around here. You should know what he's like. I've set
up hundreds of traps are all around my property with
poison pellets and snap tracks and other mechanisms. You're gonna
have to deal with them.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
This is a thing.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I didn't know. Mouse season was a thing.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I just got through woodpecker season and now I'm on
to the next one.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
It sounds like you need a cat season, a friend.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Maybe I just can't wait for whatever the next infestation
is gonna be Locus maybe.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Going through your house.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah anymore, Yeah, so much easier.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Man, who knows what's gonna happen next. But text into
seven eighty five nine two and you can tell us
what's been on your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And
we asked you to text into seventy eight five nine
too and tell us what's been on your minds. Getting
a lot of feedback right now. This one is from
and I don't know if I'm saying it right Kinsko Toth.
(17:12):
It says been listening two months now, went back to
years at this point. Exclamation love from hungry Heart Kisco.
Good for you, Kisco, You are our number one hungry
fan right now.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
My roommates from Hungary.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
Going on.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Back up to number one. Another text from Claudia. This
one parentheses cled Yay, finally found your show from the
YouTube shorts. Good radio shows are not dead.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yay, glimmer out there.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
This move on to YouTube, so go find us there
at Brook and Jeffrey. And finally let's end on a
heartfelt one. It says I moved one thousand miles away
from my family for a job opportunity, and sometimes they're
not available for a phone call. But when I turn
on Brook and Jeffrey, I feel like I'm talking with
my friends every day. Thank you for always making me laugh.
(18:13):
And as a fellow journalism school graduate, I have much
respect for Brooke. I could never sleep with that many people.
Then look at that You're over achieving, really inspiring college
women to give it up.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Journalism career lucrative for sure, not lucrative, but meaningful and important.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Sex coming in seven, eight, five.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Nine two Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
We live in the age of digital footprints. Every click,
every text, every two am, Hey you up, DM, It's
all being tracked and stored in the cloud forever.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Makes me feel so good, Jeff So while.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
You think you're being slick deleting messages and switching to
incognito mode, even renaming your side piece in your phone
is Steve from work. The thing about technology.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Is it knows, It always knows.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It remembers everything, waiting for its moment to call you
out on your lives.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
You're not dating Steve too, are you?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Wait? And the thing is, if technology doesn't blow up
your spot, you can get caught in a million other ways.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
In fact, you're about to hear from a few of
our listeners how they caught their stupid exes thinking that
they were too smart. Yeah, that's coming up in a
brand new Busted right after this.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends and even
worse girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
They thought they could get away with that, but they're
about to get busted. If I learned anything from watching
them movie John Tucker Must Die, it's that women shockingly
don't like being lied to and cheated off.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah. I didn't even see that movie, and I know that.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
A lotsist and it's not just women. Turns out most
people don't like it. There's very important information in some
of these movies.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Did it really changed your life?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
It really did, which is why we now have this
segment Busted, where listeners can share how they caught their
hunky protein shake loving exes being unfaithful to them. Starting
with Rita, Rita, tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
So I was dating this guy and he was a
gift gipp That was his love language, love to give
me gifts.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, that's right.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I love it, hopefully don't want to relate to Correx
in this situation.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
I thought it was nice in the beginning too, until
I found out otherwise.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
What happened.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Basically, one time he was like, hey, honey, go get
your nails done. Here's a gift card to hear this nail salon, okay,
like treat yourself all right exactly, And I was like,
oh my gosh, this is so great. So I go
in and I'm getting my nails done. But the thing
(21:23):
is the nail text. We're talking amongst each other in Vietnamese.
But what they didn't know is that I actually understand Vietnamese.
So I was kind of like listening into their conversation.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh, I always want to know what they're Yeah, and they.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Were talking about how there's this guy that came in
and he bought all of these gift cards and three
different girls have been here on gift cards that have
gone back to this accounts Like, wait a minute, I'm
paying with a gift card. So I pulled out my
phone and showed a picture, and for sure it was.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
They figured out it was your boyfriend giving gift cards
to all these women. But did you at least stay
and finish your nails.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It's not the nail's fault.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
I mean, I kind of took it as like a
parting gift from the universe when.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You hit those apps.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Let's keep going. We're going to talk to Lance here.
Tell us how you busted your significant other. Okay.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
So I was living with this girl a little while ago,
and we had a nice two bedroom apartment.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Nothing fancy, serious relationship.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Anyway, one night she tells me that she's uncomfortable in
our bed, so she's going to go sleep in the
guest room. I don't really think anything of.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It at the time, but she left her.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Cell phone in our room and it starts ringing at
like two a MS.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Please tell me it's her girls drunk at the bar.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
Well, look, I try to ignore the thing, right, but
it goes off again, yeah and again, and I'm thinking
maybe there's a problem. So I look over and it
says pizza Hut.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah, pizza Hut.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Normally you want to medium pepperoni right.
Speaker 12 (23:36):
Now or what?
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Well?
Speaker 14 (23:37):
Okay, so pizza Hut ended up calling twelve times.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Oh wow.
Speaker 14 (23:42):
I finally decide, Okay, this is enough of this.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
What's going on. So I finally answered the phone.
Speaker 9 (23:48):
Right, But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I don't say anything.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
I just just dead silence someone to hear what's the rhyme?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh, it's like if they hear a man's voice, they're
going to hang up.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Okay, So this dude pops on the lining'side, Sasha, I'm
here with your great big pizza.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Wait, he's chasing down the pizza fantasy If he's what.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
If he's a sleep come on out? If he was,
So you went outside right.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Well that's when I figured everything out and I shut
it down.
Speaker 14 (24:23):
And that's also when I switched the dominoes.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, permanenty traumatized. We got time for one more. Let's
go to Natalia. Tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So I had to do a little sleeping at flue
sne Is that what you said?
Speaker 12 (24:39):
Thing? Yeah? Okay, yeah, so we've been together, it's just
going on a one.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Year okayis yeah, I did.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
I had some suspicions all along. So he was heading
out on a guy's trip.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
We've had so many busted stories that start with that.
Speaker 14 (24:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (24:58):
Well maybe good reason. And I was trying to be cool,
but I told him, I said okay, but you need
to send me picks every day of what you guys
are up.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
To the newspapers, so you know the date, right, Yeah,
not that bad.
Speaker 12 (25:15):
But it's just like, you know, keep me posted.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, guys love doing that.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
Yeah. So he sends me this pick one day and
it's him at an Italian restaurant having dinner.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
I looked closely at the picture, and you know how
you have this old school conisan cheese things on the
table with a little metal top like on at your.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Right.
Speaker 12 (25:39):
Yeah, so I saw I saw something in it. So
I zoomed, and.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
You saw something in the reflection of the metal.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Reflection on the cheese top. So I zoom in and
it's his freaking girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I know it's someone you know.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah yeah, ruined.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
By those good cell phone cameras again.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, what did you do?
Speaker 14 (26:10):
Well?
Speaker 12 (26:10):
I took a picture of the zoom image and I
sent it to him and I just said, your stuff
will be on the curb when you get Oh it's.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Nice to be to move it for him, not make
him do it.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh yeah girlfriend, yeah, still strong, move there. I'm sorry
that happened in Natalia.
Speaker 12 (26:33):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Till this day.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, make sure you hit up our textport at seven eight,
five nine too. If you have a funny story about
how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on
the next edition of Busted. You got your phone tapp
coming up right after.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I feel like once a year we do stories on
the show about the funniest, most risque personalized license plates
that get rejected.
Speaker 12 (26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, it's usually pretty obvious. Why well, today we call
a guy who's frustrated that his was turned down by
the state.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Appropriate.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
No, it's actually pretty tame. So he sends an email
in and now he's about to get a response. But
the response is from us, and I can tell you
right now we're one hundred percent non helpful.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, shocking in your.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Phone tap right now another.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling from the Department of License Seeing.
My name is Juice Chambers.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Is this Jason?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Ah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Is he great?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So this is in regards to your personalized license plate
request you submitted. You emailed us asking to appeal the rejection.
Speaker 14 (27:44):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I didn't understand. Why so right, you didn't understand?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, Well, maybe I can give you a little more
clarification on that.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, clarification would be great.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Okay, I got a few papers on my desk here.
Let me just find yours. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I believe yours was tushy t u s h y.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Now, listen, while we do appreciate cheeks here of all kinds,
you can understand why it was rejected.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Right, that's not mine. Mine was snooze.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Oh okay, yes, snooze s n u u z y.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
See that's how I requested it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
So the reason we rejected snooze it implies that you're
promoting sleeping while driving.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's not good.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
That's not a thing.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh, it most certainly is a thing.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, if people are driving behind you and they see snooze,
they might think it's okay to put their car and
cruise control just glows their eyes, take a little snooze.
Speaker 14 (28:48):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
So sorry, but decisions are final.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
So nobody would ever think that the name snooze was
my nickname.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh you're claiming nickname? Yeah, you've heard that before.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
It's true.
Speaker 14 (29:01):
My buddies gave me it in college because we party
a lot and i'd sleep through classes.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Wow, that's even worse than I thought. Drinking, doing drugs,
sleeping behind the wheel.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
That's not what it was, lady.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Okay, you know what, it doesn't even matter now.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It doesn't matter because we've already assigned you a different
personalized license plate.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
From now on. You're gonna be sad Boy one.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I don't want to be sad boy.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You're sad boy one.
Speaker 14 (29:28):
I don't want to be sad boy anything any number.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
How about I love bread that's luv, Oh.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
My god, the hip.
Speaker 14 (29:36):
Don't try to force me in a personalized license I
don't want to be Brett Guy or sad boy.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Against sad boy one, because we already have a sad
boy too.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Just refund my money.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You know I am pretty good at reading human emotions.
You sound irritated. Really, I don't want to leave things
this way, So I've had one tucked away for a
special occasion, just like this.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
What he probably not gonna like it to be so happy?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What about bra four two zero.
Speaker 14 (30:05):
Brough four two zero, yeah, Brough four twenty?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You love it, don't you?
Speaker 8 (30:11):
No, you won't let me have snooze like you will like,
let me have an obvious drug holiday reference.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Kidding, I'll have you know that bru four two zero
is not a drug reference.
Speaker 14 (30:21):
It totally is.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
My colleague who I trust with my life told me
it's a Lord of the Rings movie quote.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
What that's why it's so popular?
Speaker 14 (30:29):
Guy is messing with you now.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I've actually never seen the movie, but apparently they say
bra a lot in it, and they referenced the ring size,
which is four by twenty.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
I've seen the movie.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
That's a lie.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
You were about to be really embarrassed because I'm gonna
call him in right now.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Hey, Matt, pick up line four. He doesn't believe me.
Speaker 13 (30:50):
Oh, sub bruh, What the hell is happening?
Speaker 7 (30:55):
You do like the four to twenty idea?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Your law, bro, you're taking an.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
L This is the Lord of the Ring guy.
Speaker 13 (31:05):
Yeah, we should give you the phone tap plate cause
you're on the.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Radio right now. Do you get it like a prank
phone call?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, dude, this is actually brought from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
In the Morning.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah, I'm all say, man, we're doing a.
Speaker 13 (31:23):
Phone tap on you guys.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I was about to throw my phone through my window.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Friend Aaron set you up.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
She said you were frustrated because they rejected your personalized plate.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Oh I am, I am frustrated.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
He's right.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Don't throw your phone. That's not smart.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
You're gonna need that.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I think it's more than your girlfriend doesn't want to
be riding around in a car that says snooze on it.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Oh man, that's my nickname.
Speaker 14 (31:50):
I just want snooze.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I just want to be snooze.
Speaker 13 (31:52):
Further record, I also enjoy a nice snooze after a
plate of munchies, like for bro.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Get it right, wake Up every morning was fun tabs
weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Out of all the places where you could meet someone,
coffee shops, grocery store, crime scene clean up training.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
That means you're professional.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Oh, nothing says compatibility like wiping fake blood off a
tile floor together.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Just wait for the real stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Jeff romantic. But for one of our listeners it got
even weirder than that when he met a good looking
gal at a furniture store. You do not hear a
lot of stories, a lot of meat cute stories that
happen there. But you're gonna hear the unique way that
(32:49):
he was able to pull her number during a brand
new second date update. Right after this second date updated,
I saw a video posted by a bridle stylist recently,
and she talks to brides all the time and always
asks how they met their husband. What's the number one
(33:10):
way single people are finding their spouses right now? The
number one answer, she says, by far, is on Hinge,
not like Bumble or like specifically his She says Bumble
is second. Nobody is on Tinder if you're seriously trying
to find number three was a little bit surprising, though,
(33:31):
she said College Sweethearts not a website like people who
actually met in College Sweethearts, people who met looking for sugardad,
It's like the relationship lasted beyond graduation.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
And then the rarest is meeting somebody naturally out in
the wild. And I don't know if I hear animal
noises right now, but that's exactly what happened with one
of our listeners, Chad.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
How wild was?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
It was a lone tiger loose in the jungle, Roman
free till a certain frisky feline caught his eye. So
let's learn about it, Chad, welcome to the show.
Speaker 14 (34:16):
Hey, thanks, Hey.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You're welcome. Chad. You sound like a frisky feli.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah, he's the prowling tiger.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, I'm still a feline.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Well, yeah, a big feeling. Sure, And tell us about
the girl that you met. What's her name?
Speaker 14 (34:31):
Her name is Lucy?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Okay, and we're out in the wild. Did you meet Lucy?
Speaker 14 (34:35):
I met Lucy at a furniture store.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Why does that scream awesome?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Because like shopping for furniture, I could see girls out
and about.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Everyone at the furniture store is married. Yeah, I've never
stepped in a.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Also, they got money, because furniture is not she you're
you're spending a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, so you were, you were store.
Speaker 14 (35:00):
This wasn't like assembly your.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Furniture shots fired at IKEA. So how did you and Lucy? Like,
how did that interaction happen in the store?
Speaker 14 (35:12):
Well, I was walking around the store. I was just
there looking to upgrade my place, and I had zeroed
in on this one sofa, But then Lucy came in
and was looking at the exact same couch.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah style our wrestle who for whoever's gonna buy it?
Speaker 14 (35:33):
Yeah? I mean I wish I could have. I mean,
I would have loved to have done that.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Did you do the gentleman and buy the couch for her?
Speaker 14 (35:42):
I don't have that much money.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
What was your move?
Speaker 14 (35:46):
The move was just to kind of like, what do
you like about the couch? And then it just kind
of got to a level where we weren't just talking
about a couch.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, and eventually you're going to have to spoon on
it together to see if two people fit.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
That's important.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
That's a really weird way of flirting. I will say.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I feel like we shouldn't have heard it.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (36:08):
Yeah, it didn't get too racy. We just kept like
trying it out.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Okay, shocked it didn't get sexual.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's cute though. That's a really organic way to have conversations.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
It is good because you're kind of playing like you're
a couple already by like shopping together. It kind of
like plants that image into your mind in a in
a subtle way, so.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
That it's important for him to know if women like
this couch.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, were you able to spin it into a date?
Speaker 14 (36:36):
Yeah? It come to find out we both wanted to couch.
There's shalespeople at these high end furniture stores, and so
it's like, okay, we're both interested in the couch, and
the guys like this is it? There's just the one couch.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, and then you guys started a fight.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
So what's the move?
Speaker 14 (36:54):
I was like, okay, well we both want the couch,
but if you want me to let you have it,
then why don't you give me something in return? You know,
like your phone number?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Okay, because they also sell beds over here, so that's.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
A good way to get her number. Did she like that?
Speaker 14 (37:14):
Yeah? I mean good enough to give me the number.
I mean she got the cow, so yeah, the couch.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
Hold up, hold up, you got the number, and now
she's ghosting you.
Speaker 14 (37:23):
I think they went out out did so, like fast
forward to like the next three days, and we're texting
a lot. I mean like, and I say that a lot,
I mean like fifty times a day, well a day.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Wow, you haven't texted anybody fifty times in my whole.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Life, like each other day.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
So we scheduled a date and then she backed out
and I wanted to reschedule, and then like she backed
out again the night before.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay, are you convincing herself not to go on so
it's weird that you guys were talking so much though
via text.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Someone who can't say no, I would probably give out
my number and talk for a few days to not
feel bad, and the couch is delivered and not my
home and then stop text.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
And then you finally be over.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, okay, chat. Are you feeling like maybe the only
reason that she said she would like give the number
and go out on a date was just to get
the couch, Like that was the whole point of it.
Speaker 14 (38:18):
That thought has crossed my mind. But then there's all
these texts in between. So then like I did like
a little recon, I like googled myself and I was like,
all right, nothing weird came up here.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
That was good. I mean, here's the thing. She gave
you her number, but she could have easily given you
a fake number. Yeah that's true. You know, she didn't
have to give you her real phone number.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, it's weird that she's backing out all of a sudden.
We're gonna call Lucy and try and get to the
bottom of this, because if she says no to going
out with you, then you deserve that couch. In my opinion, that.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Wasn't the deal. It was just a phone number, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Oh deal, Sorry that was on you Chat improveotiation.
Speaker 14 (39:01):
I know I thought it was a fair deal, but
it turns out not so much. Yeah, but anyways, I
need your help and hope you can help me out.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
All right, Well, we're going to try our best. We'll
come back and get you your second date update right
after this man hold on second date update. I'm not
a lawyer, but Chad, if we're not successful in getting
you another date, what about at least getting you visitation
with the couch? Just like one week to take couch
doesn't need to be much, just one week and a month.
(39:29):
Maybe split it on holidays. We can negotiate something.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah sure, Oh you know, shared custody is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yeah, okay. Chad seems to like that idea, because if
you miss part one. He met Lucy at a furniture
store recently when they both liked the same exact couch,
but he generously let her have it if in exchange
she gave him his number.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, I mean that was the deal that they made.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, it was a smooth move. But she keeps backing
out of dates now and now their initial flame has
pretty much gone completely ice.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Cold, losing chemistry fast.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
So we he doesn't know why. We need to try
and help figure it out.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Can I ask Chad the one thing I never you know,
we never really got into you said, you guys texted
back and forth a ton. Was there any like inappropriate
texting or something that.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Could have or could have been read wrong? Even?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
You know, sometimes you said something thinking you're joking and
the other person doesn't read it right?
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Can you read some inappropriate text?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Now?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
She really wants to hear something.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Is there something that stands out in all of those
conversations that you had?
Speaker 14 (40:31):
No, I mean it was flirty, but without crossing the
line the way I think about it. Asked about the couch.
You know.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
It was sexual.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
How's the couch doing?
Speaker 14 (40:46):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (40:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I think he really did not though that's what he said. Okay.
He laughed like it was going to be an innuendo
like the couch.
Speaker 14 (40:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
No, he like, how's the couch doing?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
How I heard it?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Okay? See, this is what text messaging is like right now.
You can't tell tone noe me.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
How's the couch?
Speaker 14 (41:09):
Ha ha ha ha?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I would not say.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
All right, chat it's okay, let's call Lucy and uh,
hopefully it's not what we were talking about earlier too,
where it was just all a big scam so that
she could get the couch have him back off of.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
It, because it is very smart and your fall if
that's the case scam, Yeah, I mean she just said,
oh well, thank you and smiled and gave you your number.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
That's all that you asked.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
There's no one in the room that wouldn't agree with that.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah, let's hope that the.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Case.
Speaker 12 (41:40):
Then.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
I don't know why she would even agree to go
out with me at the start of it.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, that's true, So hopefully there's an explanation. Let me
dial her number right now. Let's see if she picks up.
Here we go, Hello, Hey, looking to speak with Lucy.
Oh yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
(42:05):
in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Hey, Lucy, your morning.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
You're on the show, Lucy.
Speaker 12 (42:10):
Okay, what's this about.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
It's our couch reviews segment in a way.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.
Speaker 15 (42:20):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Uh, oh, you don't know what that is.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
It's a segment we do where if someone's in like
a dating scenario and a person blows you off or
you're not getting back to them, we'll reach out on
behalf of that person to try and figure out if
there's a reason for it, just to like help them
understand what's going on.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
And this one's kind of out of the norm because
you never actually went on a first date.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Right, Yeah, because we're talking about a guy named Chad.
Speaker 14 (42:45):
Are you sorry?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Response, We don't need to explain more like couch guy.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
You know exactly who we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, we are not you. Chad says that you guys
met at a first store and you exchange numbers.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
It seemed like there was like some flirtation there. Did
he read that right?
Speaker 15 (43:07):
I mean, yeah, but I have a good reason for it.
But it would just be super uncomfortable to tell him, oh,
you have.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
A good reason for not calling him back or going
on the date.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yeah, because he said that you guys had scheduled dates
and you kept bailing.
Speaker 12 (43:24):
Yes, I did bail.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Wait can I ask her just blunt like did you scam?
Or boy? Did you just get I.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Think the question is did you ever have any intention
of actually going on a date?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Okay, then now.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Let me ask, did you ever have any intention of
actually going on a date?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Edit it so I sound smarter.
Speaker 15 (43:44):
I mean I wasn't to go on a date with him.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I didn't.
Speaker 15 (43:46):
Oh, okay, I didn't have a problem with him. It
was just like I got the whole couch thing. And
then a few days after I met Chad, I came
back to the furniture place with some of my friends
to pick up the couch because one of my friends
was a pickup truck whatever.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Yeah, you got a half friend with the truck you
didn't delivery?
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Yeah, you have not ever could afford two.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Thousand, probably would have got it.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Jeff doesn't have truck guys in his friend He's like,
I just have.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
One of my assistants to make me a new couch.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Do you want me to come by with my escalade?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
So you guys know how it works. Yeah, okay, you
went to the store to pick it up yourself.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yeah, I was some friends and then what happened?
Speaker 15 (44:23):
Yeah, so I went inside to pay and who do
I see?
Speaker 14 (44:27):
Sad?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Why is that that?
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Why he needs a couch?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, you took the couch that he wanted to buy,
so he probably had to get a new one.
Speaker 12 (44:34):
Okay, No, he wasn't like shopping.
Speaker 15 (44:37):
He was asleep on one of the couches, like in
the back room area. I didn't even know what to do.
He didn't see me, Like he was asleep, he didn't see.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Me, eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Maybe he was just trying to couch out too hard.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, no, way, too hard.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
It was so awkward.
Speaker 15 (44:53):
So I was just gonna leave, but I just asked
the cashier.
Speaker 14 (44:57):
I was like, Hey, what's the deal with that guy
on the break couch?
Speaker 15 (45:01):
And he's like, oh.
Speaker 14 (45:02):
That's the Napper.
Speaker 15 (45:03):
But like he just said it, like it's a nickname.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
The Nap, the Knapper.
Speaker 14 (45:09):
What Yeah, they called him the Knapper.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
The napper. Okay, so he got a nickname for him.
Speaker 12 (45:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (45:15):
So like apparently he comes in during his lunch break
and he takes off his shoes and he takes a
literal nap.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
No, oh, he comes in that often.
Speaker 15 (45:25):
He said that the boss, like the manager lets him
do it because like once a month he buys all
the employees lunch.
Speaker 14 (45:31):
Oh, they just let him do it.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Oh wow, smart, that's a hack. So he's sleeping during
his lunch break.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
What's going through your mind as they're telling you this, Lucy, I.
Speaker 15 (45:42):
Don't want to go out with the knapper, like, especially
that he has a nickname.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yeah, but he liked the cauch you were on. He's
tried them all out at the store. Yeah, Like he
just happened to be talking to the expert and he
has a.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
House, Like he just goes during his lunch.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Oh yeah, makes money.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
But you're turned off by the idea of a guy
who spends every lunch break going into a nap store
and hanging out a nap store. Well, sorry, so a
furniture store and earned a reputation as a napper.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Honestly though, rebranding a furniture store to the nap store.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
So well, then everybody's gonna be doing it.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I think you should give him a second chance on
that line.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
I think you should at least hear him out on
what he has to say, Lucy, because he is on
the other line right now listening, unless he fell asleep
in his nerving. So chatty there, yeah, I'm here, Hi.
Speaker 15 (46:34):
Yeah, Hi, chat It is so weird that you have
a reputation as a guy who naps in public.
Speaker 14 (46:40):
I mean, I don't understand what the big deal is.
Speaker 15 (46:42):
I mean It's like going into a subway and making
your own sandwich.
Speaker 14 (46:45):
You just don't do that. If I could go into
some way and make my own sandwich, I do it.
But I mean it. I mean it's right near my work.
They have nice employees. Obviously, they have really comfy furniture,
so they get new furniture in. I get to test
like the couches, and I know which ones are like
the softest and the best. And that's why I was
(47:05):
like zeroed in on the one you bought.
Speaker 15 (47:08):
You nap on the couch that I bought.
Speaker 14 (47:11):
Yeah, I wanted to buy it. I told you it
was soft. The I mean, skin cells are gross. We're
going to go on a date. I mean, you probably
have your tongue in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Whoa too much? A good nap is really.
Speaker 14 (47:39):
Yeah, that's the way I live. Man.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
We're not talking about if naps are good or not.
We're talking about if Lucy is attracted to a man
who does that.
Speaker 7 (47:47):
I don't understand much that he has a moniker his
own nicknacks.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
I still haven't heard a solid reason, Lucy, why this
is a turnoff.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Explain it to Chad.
Speaker 15 (47:58):
Guys, it's weird and it's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, but it's only the Kyle Show guy who knows
about it, you know.
Speaker 14 (48:04):
Yeah, we're not going on dates at the furniture store.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (48:09):
If you really aren't that embarrassed by why didn't you
say that when we met? Why weren't you like, Hey,
I really like this couch. I've been sleeping on it
for the last three weeks.
Speaker 14 (48:19):
Maybe I should have you know, that's weird, Coach.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
That doesn't sound right.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
You guys sound like you actually have some chemistry here.
I don't think that you should let this like get
in the way.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
And if you're willing to not let it get in
the way, then I guess we're willing to pay for
it for your next date.
Speaker 15 (48:37):
No, because if I like him, now I'm dating the napper,
and I just don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
But he's resourceful, he's friendly, you know, he knows.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Where tongues go, and hopefully he has enough money to
get your couch officially clean, too, Lucy, with all those
dead skin cells that he's left on.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
I would be more worried about the slobbery.
Speaker 11 (48:57):
Brosy.
Speaker 14 (48:59):
Hey, Look, I just want to let you know I
did not leave any residue on your cat.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
We have to say it.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
I tell every girl I talked to you, I did
not leave residue on your.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Cape looking Jeffrey in the morning. You know, it was
interesting to hear broken Alexis's.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Take on that cause why you were so anti.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
I'm not anti. I'm just saying it.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Felt like it though.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Yeah, Well it was just if it was me and
I walked into a store and I saw the person
that I was scheduled to date sleeping there, and I
found out all of the employees know that person as
the sleeper.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
During much break it was.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
It's still that would be like, this is kind of weird.
I would take a step back and reassessment.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
It's because we've all slept and taken naps in our
car before.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
He's actually taking a one up from us. But you
didn't before.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah, do you know what we didn't ask those if
he was an ugly sleeper because.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, I also didn't really understand Brooks point that she'd
saddle up next to him and spoon him.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
That the asking out of the couch. Yeah, that's what
my husband and I do. We need to know if
we both fit on the couch together.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
When they're walking on TV, Oh, that's really sweet.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
What isn't that important?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
I see it's just when I'm looking at the Textport
seventy five nine two, it is split. Some people thought
that it was weird. Some people are like, that's awesome.
Good for that guy.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, Ednie buys the employees lunch. Yeah, they're taking taking
advantage of them.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, that's why they let it.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Let's normalize napping and.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Random we're board.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Navy today.
Speaker 8 (50:31):
Do not judge.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
She wants you to cuddle up right.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Next, put on scarves around.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, goscha had all of our second date updates where
you get your podcasts are available online?
Speaker 6 (50:42):
Have broken Jeffery Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Everybody's ideal wedding looks different. It's brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Some people want to get married in church. Some people
want to get married in a rustic barn. Some people
want to get married by parading their future spouse a
camel down main Street. They did an ancient agraba from
a lab. Come on, come on, come see the man
(51:09):
who will marry Brooke Flock.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
So you have one parade wedding. Never live it down.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
I'm just saying it looks different to everybody, and if
you've always wanted to get married in a galaxy far
far away, The Little Vegas Chapel in Sin City is
now offering Star Wars themed weddings to celebrate Star Wars
Day on May fourth. Several themed wedding packages you can
(51:39):
choose from, including the Yoda one Fame package, not cheesy
at all, includes a Darth Vader efficient, a lightsaber bridle
walk in Star Wars wedding music, and you get to
consummate the marriage in front of a Wookie while an
R two unit films it. They were he thought of everything.
(52:05):
But if you're hearing all of this and thinking, gosh,
this is what I've always dreamed that my wedding day
would look like, Alexis.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
I haven't watched Star Wars, but I assume more the listeners.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Okay, someone is loving. Make sure you're there in Vegas
on May fourth, and our technical director Ashton will volunteer
to be your ring boy as long as you let
him sleep at the foot of the bed in your
hotel room afterwards.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
So he's shaking his head, yes.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
Yes, he is super excited for it. Laser stories coming
up right after this. It's the radio segment that created
a new dating app combining Tinder and Yoga called Flexi Finder.
Will your prospective partner look better? And downward Dog, your
(52:54):
match is just one deep stretch away.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
Wait, I can't even bend over.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
All.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Thanks the laser stories. There stragment where we read weird
news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser and those other chakra to
a girls, just dumb. This first laser story is out
of Australia. There's a crazy story that made the news
in Melbourne about a guy in a red Porsche that
caused a deadly crash, then pulled a gun, shot another
(53:23):
guy in the arm stolen suv and got in another
wreck before cops finally arrested him.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
And that's just a normal day in Texas.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Okay, so jealous right now?
Speaker 4 (53:34):
Jealous?
Speaker 3 (53:35):
So true? But it's going viral, surprisingly, though not for
any of the details I just mentioned. Wow, it's because
of the witnesses who were interviewed about it. Two sisters
in their fifties named Bridget and Paula Powers. They are
identical twins, and they told reporters in complete unison about
what they saw saw this.
Speaker 16 (53:57):
And one guy with mom. He went up there and
he was coming back down towards and he goes, run,
he's got a gun. And our hearts started a pound
and I said, oh Mom, where's mom? And Paul Mam
was sucked up there by apparently our brave mom.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
She goes, are you all right?
Speaker 16 (54:20):
Because he had all black his face.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
And he goes, I'll shoot you. She goes, hey, I'm
needing to hell.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
God, it't anything they say. That is what my youngest
kid does to my oldest kid to annoy the crap
out the.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Fifty a little bit.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Yeah, if I was a sister that was actually doing
the talking, I would punch the other sister next to me.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
They're sharing them let me talk.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
It turns out this wasn't the first taste of the
limelight for these twins. They were Internet famous before this interview,
especially in Australia because Peers Morgan spoke to them on
Good Morning Britain in twenty sixteen and they told him
they do not rehearse this. It's just something they do
involuntarily because they've been so close for their entire lives.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Can you imagine dating one of these women?
Speaker 4 (55:11):
I was gonna say, let's talk about that fantasy.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
How annoying I must have saying nice things to you.
Then it's like a double compliment.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
It's like an echo. Yeah, you're handsome, handsome.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
This next Lazer story is out of grill talks. Last week,
Red Robin announced that they were selling bottomless Burger passes,
which would get you a burger and bottomless side every
day of the month of May for only twenty dollars total.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
Oh wow, along with their bottomless fries.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
I do some damage.
Speaker 3 (55:43):
Yeah, well, as expected. They sold out instantly, and even worse,
their website crashed. So many people weren't even able to
get the satisfaction of seeing that they were too late.
You suck.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
You don't want angry burger people.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
Some fans were frustrated invented on social media. One said
I spent literally an hour refreshing for nothing. What incredible incompetence.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
I feel like admitting that you spent an hour trying
to do this and it didn't work. It should not
be something to the public, like.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Just keep that to yourself.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
Another said it was literally easier to get tickets to
Taylor Swift than it was to get a Red Robin Berger.
Pass Red Robin did apologize for their website going down,
but also took a moment to hype another sweepstakes coming
up that offers free burgers for a year.
Speaker 8 (56:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
Okay, they've posted details about that on their site, which
is back up, but there'll only be twelve winners for it.
So that's like Taylor Swift vip tickets. Really start refreshing
your browsers. Now, we love this. Next laser story is
out of the algorithm lounge.
Speaker 4 (56:51):
I try to find this price.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
It's so hard, so hard to get into it. You
might not know this, but being nice to your chat
GPT is actually cost companies millions of dollars.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
Why pa, I thank you?
Speaker 1 (57:04):
I was going to say what that guy said?
Speaker 6 (57:05):
What?
Speaker 3 (57:06):
A Washington Post investigation found that saying please and thank
you more than a few times a day to your
artificial intelligence bot uses about zero point one four kilowatt
hours of electricity. That's about forty six percent of what
an average US home uses in an hour. Oh my god,
So when you're being nice to it, it's actually using
(57:27):
up more energy to process so much.
Speaker 4 (57:29):
Wow, So please and thank you it costs a lot
of money.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
What about shut up. Can you write that to it?
Is that also good?
Speaker 3 (57:34):
That's less it's less energy. Go with that. It can
get expensive. But not everyone thinks we should drop the pleasantries.
Higher up at Microsoft says that using polite language sets
the tone for a professional response.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
See yeah, I've always said please and thank you.
Speaker 3 (57:50):
As for the numbers, sixty seven percent of Americans say
they sweet talk their AI, while half say they do
it because it's just the right thing to do.
Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yeah, that's why I do it.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
And twelve percent of people I hope it might spare
them in an AI uprising.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
So think they're like, all right, check the list? Is
he on the list? Take him out?
Speaker 3 (58:10):
A shory is out of the people pods? Have you
ever noticed that nicknames just aren't as common anymore?
Speaker 4 (58:18):
Even I give people nicknames though.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
I finally got a nickname when I was like twenty
five from a group of friends, and I loved it.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
It's Panina, right, But that was like thirty years ago. Broke,
I'm saying now they're not as common.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
It made me feel so special.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
A writer for The Wall Street Journal claims that they're
going extinct.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
The writer has five children age six to eighteen. None
of them have been given any nicknames by their pals,
and none of their friends seem to have one. E.
Speaker 4 (58:45):
That's the friends.
Speaker 1 (58:45):
Fall, that's how you sound like a group of people.
Speaker 3 (58:49):
And he claims all types of nicknames are in decline,
everything from junior to call in your buddy from Dallas texts.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
It's a good point, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (58:59):
I mean, I haven't heard one person called my daughter
and dog or you know, like what's up.
Speaker 6 (59:03):
A mom.
Speaker 3 (59:07):
To the principal's office.
Speaker 1 (59:08):
I feel it's like what you call Nate dog.
Speaker 14 (59:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
The writer thinks it's kind of sad because nicknames are
almost always a positive thing, or at least a sign
of affection.
Speaker 12 (59:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
He says, even initials like a J or j D
seems less common now, partly because parents take their names
so much more seriously than they used to.
Speaker 1 (59:31):
I also think everybody has such different names now.
Speaker 3 (59:34):
It's like that years ago you might have called your
heavy set friend tiny as a joke, but now you'd
be more worried about calling attention to anybody's weight.
Speaker 2 (59:42):
There could be something else you could call attention to
other than gotta be something else.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
Nothing else to personality.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
Same thing goes for calling someone red because they're a ginger.
Speaker 4 (59:53):
He's just wanted to play that clim.
Speaker 9 (59:59):
In the room.
Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Everybody go around the room real quick and say a
name they wish was allowed to be said. Alexis Go okay,
never mind, could have been fun, obviously. Nicknames will never
fully go extinct. Plenty of athletes and radio hosts still
choose to go buy a nickname like jeff Dogwater de
Bo and his trusty sidekick Humper, nicknames that many predict
(01:00:24):
will someday be memorialized in the Radio Hall of Fame
dog Waters. There's dog Water to Bo doing his thing,
and that sound means Laser Stories has come to an
end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
on Friday.
Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Brook's been on a hot streak a little bit lately, guys,
So I'm playing an eighties song because Brook is a
proud eighteen eighties baby who has been just smoking competition lately.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
That's right, me and my powdered white wig.
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
But her challenger today is Aaron, who is joining the
millions and millions of protesters all over the country. Begin
Brook to stop the streak. Aaron, Welcome to the show
how you doing?
Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Now? I'm doing good.
Speaker 14 (01:01:17):
I am here to stop Brook right now.
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
That's right, that's my goal.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Wait, what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I said, Brooke, you're an awesome and amazing person. I
hope to god, I get Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
It sounded so different the first time you said it
is night be in a long term relationship because you
answered that question.
Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Correctly, Well, it's following you into a false sense of security.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
I'll take it. You have to be lulled.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Okay, you go lull yourself out of the studio so
we can get the game going.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Here.
Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions erin as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
you have to beat Broke out right if you want
to win? Are you ready? I am ready? Good luck,
my man. Your time starts now. Twenty years ago to
this day, the first video was uploaded to what popular
streaming site.
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Netflix.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
What do you call the big fancy belt that goes
around the stomach on a tuxedo? Number light Year is
a fictional tire brand used in What animated Disney franchise.
Speaker 14 (01:02:18):
First What.
Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
What's the official term for a group of witches? A
wicked wicked I don't think took your time with answering
those questions very carefully. Aaron, good work there. We'll see
how you do against Brook now, because you told our
producer the last time you played her you got absolutely crushed,
not because Brooke was doing so well, but because you
(01:02:42):
cracked under the pressure. How do you feel like you
performed this time around.
Speaker 14 (01:02:46):
I feel like there's a couple of cracks in my
game again, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Okay, an egg so fragile?
Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Oh a little bit? Fighting words.
Speaker 14 (01:02:58):
I feel like you've been in many relationshs ship saying
things like that, Yeah, cycle.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Through the only one really good stable one though.
Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Wow, oh my god, words flying, lots of tempers flare
in here. We better move on and get to the game. Brook.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
You ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Your time starts now. Twenty years ago to this day,
the first video was uploaded to what popular streaming site
oh YouTube. What do you call the big fancy belt
that goes around the stomach on a tuxedo?
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
U cumber Bun light Year.
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Is a fictional tire brand used in What Animated Disney
franchise cars. What is the official term for a group
of witches coven. The longest hiking only trail in the
world is over two thousand miles long and crosses over
fourteen states. What's its name?
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Appalachian Trail.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Just snuck the final piece of that answer in. Let's
go to the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.
Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Oh you darn.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Crazy, Aaron, you got to correct today?
Speaker 9 (01:04:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Okay, disappointed?
Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
You don't know, Rook, you didn't get one wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Hey, but just because he predicted his own loss, let's
give him one extra pot. Okay, So now it's a
five to three loss. That's more respectable.
Speaker 12 (01:04:21):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Let's go over the answers for everybody though. Twenty years
ago to this day, the very first video was uploaded
to YouTube. Hey, and look where it went.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Wasn't it like a zoo video?
Speaker 12 (01:04:32):
Or it was it?
Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Yep? What do you call the big fancy belt that
goes around the stomach on a tuxedo? That's a cumber
Bund Light Years, the fictional tire brand used in the
Cars franchise. The official term for a group of witches
is a coven. Of course, Brook knows what that is.
Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
A couple.
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Yeah, The longest hiking only trail in the world is
two thousand miles long, crossing fourteen states. That would be
the Appalachian Trail.
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
That's hiking only.
Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Specific Crest Trail is short than that. Is that true?
Speaker 14 (01:05:01):
My last hike was from the couch to the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
It's out long, didn't it?
Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Crossing fourteenth fourteen states would be the hint.
Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
In that one, right, That's why I said appellation.
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
But the toilet you can call the crapolation trail.
Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Oh, even more treacherous. So it was not enough to
win today, Aaron, But good news is just for playing.
We are going to give you two tickets to see
the Seattle Mariners take on the Miami Marlins on Sunday,
April twenty seventh at T Mobile Park on Sunday. Awesome.
Say no, it sounds like you said someday, somebody send
on random day Sunday.
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
No, it's on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (01:05:38):
Called me in the morning the day before and let
me know where I'm going.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, going to the game. He's gonna hike there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Oh man, that was a lot more than cracks in
your game there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Yes, there was.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
A black hole.
Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
It is just put some epoxyomy.
Speaker 14 (01:05:54):
There was some crack involved what feels like, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Okay, don't do that before trivia game.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Come back a little bit more, are clear headed, and
you can play again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Box
at the same time
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Tomorrow Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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