April 16, 2025 • 64 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Couldn't get enough of us.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Huh, well, hey, neither can I. I also listen to
the podcast every day. After the show, I go home
and I listen.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I cut out the parts with everyone else. It's just me,
But you should listen to the full show because it's
way better that way.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It starts.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Now, you've probably heard of people who insist they don't
want their family going into debt trying to pay for
their funeral. Oh yeah, because, fun fact, those are really expensive.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yeah yeah, it's kind of like a wedding.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah sadder.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Sorry that wasn't a fun fact. That was sad fact.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, very expensive.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
But you know, once people are gone, no family wants
to just roll them into the ground and say, well,
see you later, and then go home and order a pizza.
That's also not quite enough.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
My mom doesn't want us to even do anything.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Oh yeah, she's like, you know, I don't need a
headstone or any of that waste of money.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Well, in a new poll, update on the people gets
the average funeral costs where around five thousand dollars. Turns
out it's actually a lot closer to twelve thousand dollars,
and that's why seventy percent say they'd rather be buried
in a cardboard Amazon box rather than have their family
overspend on a fancy wooden casket.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I'm only doing it if the box is really really
big and I'm really small in the middle of it delivery.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You want to pick the packaging peanuts.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Air packets.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I do agree with that.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It kind of got me thinking what cheap item would
each of us be buried in order to save a buck.
For Jose, it's probably inside one of those takeout fubbles.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
In there, thinking even a cup of noodle.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, in a small one.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I probably look like the dust that comes on it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Speaking of Alexis, would probably like her ashes sprinkled into
a pot of dry mac and cheese. Yeah, Brook, I'm
guessing wants to be buried inside one of the Halloween candy.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Bowls of wine.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And I know I'd to.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Be buried inside the box that holds the dogs shot
collar that we wear every single morning. Because it's time
for the shot collar question of the day, Digital Jake.
Once I kicked the bucket, I'm putting you with the
honor of leaf blowing my ashes around this studio in memorial.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
All right, take the place first, give us some trivia.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
When we first played this game a few days ago,
it was bunk or no bunk. It confused people, so
to make it easier we went to debunk or double
bunk I wouldn't say, which quite possibly confused even more people.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I don't know why it was so simple.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
But that's when a Lexus came to me and she
turned her hat sideways and said, Yo, I'm gen Z.
I know what's chicken chicken hot? What we should call
this woke? New cap or no cap? And then I'm
pretty sure she said, say what.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wow, it's a perfect Alexis impression.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I wish you were recording because this is great.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
She's pretty animated, shaking her hands and her legs at
the same time. So we're gonna try it cap or
no cap.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
To be honest, if Alexa and I both said that, we're.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Like, why was you don't try to put yourself with
a gen Z or.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Cap means false, no cap means true. Yes, very that right,
Alexis is your idea?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Okay again, all right, let's play it cap or no capright?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh God, darting with Alexis. Alexis the Twinkie is older
than Harvard University, cap or no CAP.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I don't know that. Like the twinkie's been around forever.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
I don't know why I think that. I could just imagine,
like people eating them in the olden days.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Harvard was built.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
These are things I've never thought about in my life.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
To be honest, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Gonna say no cap, no cap. That's cap. Harvard was
founded in sixteen thirty six and the first came out.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, you think they had twinkies on the Mayflower when
they came over.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's imagining, Alexis you're vulnerable to getting shocked. Now, let's
go over to Jose. Jose, goldfish have a three second memory,
cap or no CAP.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I remember hearing this, but I don't think it's How did.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
They test a goldfish's Memory's good question.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's like I waved and he didn't wave back the
second time.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Hey do you remember me? I you every day.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'm gonna say they do have a longer memory, So
I'm gonna say that's cap.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
It's a lie, Jose said, cap, that's cap. It's been
disproven several times. Research shows that they can have a
memory that's up to five months long. Wow, Jose, you're safe.
Let's go over to brook Brook. You cannot smell anything
while you're sleeping, cap or no cap?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I mean what's interesting about that is I guess that
would be why like smoke alarms are so important, right,
because if like your house was on fire, a lot
of people sleep through it, and that would make sense
that they could sleep through the smell of smoke.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Right.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, that's probably why they say wake up and smell
the coffee, not smell the coffee, and then it's also good.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
It's a weird Okay, So I'm going to say you
cannot smell during sleep.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I think that's no cap.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Brook says no cap. That's no cap. When you sleep,
your brain does not process smells. Brose. Move on to
the next round. Jeffrey, the Mona Lisa has never been
stolen from the Louver or no cat.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I know this.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
The Louver is like the most high security building in
the entire world. They have like lasers and a guy
named Carl guarding it.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
The Mona Lisa was stolen for years and years and
then it was returned, but I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
If it was the lover.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't think so I'm gonna say that's no cat.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Jeff says, no cap, that's cap. It was stolen. It's
been stolen in nineteen eleven by a man who worked
at the museum and recovered two years later. Stolen. Going
on to round two, Alexis and Jeffrey are at risk
of being shot Jose and Brook. Here we go. Jose
cheesecake originally came from Italy. Cap or no cap.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Oh my gosh, it didn't come from a factory.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
In Italy.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh my goodness. I'm gonna say that's no cap.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Jose says, no cap, that's cap. Cheesecake comes from Greece.
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Brook.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You get this right. You get to choose who gets shocked, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Or we keep going.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Brook. There is a world championship for throwing mobile phones.
Cap or no cap?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
I mean I could see a world championship for like
throwing computers.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Phone that they threw it once, and we're like, you
know what, I could be a world champion.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
I can.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I'm gonna say no cap.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Brook says, no cap, that's cap. There is an annual
wife throwing Championship held in Estonia, but not one for phones.
Everyone's gotten one wrong, which means I get to choose
you good shot at all, Brook and I are safe, though,
I'm gonna say Jeffery's getting shot today and I'm gonna
pass it on to Jose.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah, there's no rule.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Really whatever, let's just sing someone wanted to hear sweet
but Psycho.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
If there's no pass rule.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Apparently the song's perfect for you today.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Oh she's sweet out of psycho, A little bit psycho.
At night she's screaming, I'm mad, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Your shot collar question of the.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Every time on the show, when we ask Brooke which
of her children is her favorite, she always says, oh,
jeff that's terrible. I don't have a favorite.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Why does she say that? It's because she knows her
children listen to the show.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
It's the same reason that she's always screaming, I love
my mother in law.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I loved my husband too. Okay, Brooke, we get it.
Hashtag ride or die, shove it down her throats.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Hashtags.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Luckily, there is one segment that her family doesn't listen to,
and that gives Brook the freedom to finally let her
hair down and say the painfully honest things that are
inside her heart. It's called what's on your mind? Our
inner truths will be set free. Favor to wait till
(09:03):
the segment starts, and then we'll know. Coming up right now,
is there anything more annoying than when it rains on
a Sunday? Now the whole name of the days.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Alie, Oh nice?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
At that point do we call it rain day?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It sounds like a headache.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Hopefully no lies or confusion while we do another version
of What's on your Mind, where we go around the
room and share what we've been thinking about straight up,
starting with Brook Brook what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Oh man, Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
You know, the older I get, the more it's about
the little things that make me happy.
Speaker 11 (09:39):
What does that?
Speaker 6 (09:40):
And for months now I've been tracking who has been
using our restroom.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Who's is this? That Homer in the studio?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
No, No, the station building, because we share the women's
bathroom with like a whole big corporation.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
It's not just our company.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
So when eight o'clock hits, there are other ladies in there, right,
I never go in without somebody else in the bathroom.
And so every day, for the last like one hundred
and two days, I have been monitoring what stalls they
have been using my God, that listen, because I have
figured out the most unused stall in the bathroom. Yes,
(10:21):
there's five stalls to choose from. I'm gonna tell you
right now.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
No one uses the first stall. No one except for me.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
The door.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yes, I go in there sometimes at nine thirty and
the toilet seat is still up from the cleaners the
night before.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Research.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
It is like I have my own personal toilet in
the women's bathroom because I figured it out.
Speaker 10 (10:48):
There.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I'm gonna tell you, I think the most used is
second to last. It's not no, no, because everybody's trying
to outthink other people, right, so they're all they get.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Into which the toilets they go to. It's just whatever
one's open you using. They clean them every single day.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Brook.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I bet if people are text me now, they all
go to the end because they think nobody uses the end.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
But they're wrong. It's reverse psychology.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
The first toilet stall is the most unused.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I am standing by it.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
I have done unofficial research and it makes me happy.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, you seem totally cool your mind.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
All right, So a little while ago I told you
guys that I was thinking about maybe one day adopting
a pet. Yeah, this is a while back. Yeah, yeah, right,
So I'm starting to get a little more serious about it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm nervous, all right, because you know, it's a big
deal to have a pet animals. But now I'm back
on to cats.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I think cat would be good for you, really well.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I mean, I grew up with dogs. I love dogs,
but cats just seem like so much more low maintenance,
and everyone they just get a cat. Cats are smart.
They can feed themselves, I mean, or you leave it out.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I mean they can't for like a weekend if you
have food out for them.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Ye.
Speaker 11 (12:08):
Yes, I'm learning.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So on my upcoming vacation to Hawaii, I have booked
a two hour reservation at a cat cafe.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Is that what happens at a cat cafe?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
You go there, you have coffee, and then you can
choose to adopt one of the cats.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
And my cat cafes like they'll have a couple of
resident cats that live there, and then the rest are like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That's actually what's kind of asking you guys.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Because I've heard of you, you were just gonna take one.
They're complimentary with you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't know what to expect. I don't know to me,
it could be the coolest thing in the world or
the worst. Like you walk in and it smells like oop,
or it's rainbows and butterflies and there's kittens climbing all
over me. You can't stop lapping.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I don't think it's gonna go like that.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
You're coming home with somewhere in between.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
So my fear, though, really is I'm gonna love one
too much and then I'm gonna have to pay for
a second like first class ticket for it to fly home.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
With first class.
Speaker 12 (13:06):
So it's very expensive.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's going to be an expensive kid anyway. Wish me
like and text me and if you've ever been to
a cat cafe, give me advice on what it's like.
I've never been to one.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Call you cat daddy, Daddy, what's been on your mind?
Speaker 8 (13:21):
So last week I decided to get my belly button pierced.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, what is this? Nineteen ninety eight? No, I missed
the wave.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
But when my friends did it at like fifteen, you know,
and then one of them was getting hers re pierced,
and I was like, yeah, I'll go with you.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Is it already infected? I just remember everybody had infected.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
That's why They actually told me it's better to get
it in your twenties.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
They said, you take care of it anyways. So I
go get my belly button piers and you know, do
the whole thing. They like, do the dot.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
They ask you how it looks and stuff. And I'm
looking in the mirror and I'm like, definitely like a
little crooked off center, which and I have people pleaser tendency.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
No, She's like, just me know, just let me know
if it looks off center. And I'm like, am I
to question the professional? So I don't say anything. I
get it pierced, I look down and I'm like, yep,
it's crooked.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
And then I go ask my friends, you know, They're like, yeah,
it's like definitely leaning that way.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
It's not the worst thing, though. I'm just gonna like
shift my body a little to it.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
When I stand straight, I'm gonna lean the other way
to like balance it out. But yeah, it's actually like
a permanent reminder now of my people pleaser tendencies meeting
me wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I'm going to get the wrong tattoo somedays and let
them go at it.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
They misspell her own name. She doesn't want to say anything,
probably I'm probably wrong. It's fine, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Would you guys say that I'm maintenance?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yes, really as to order special printer paper for you?
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Oh my god, seriously, and then if you get your
lunch order wrong, you hear about it for six months tack.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Okay, Well, I didn't think I would say I until
what just happened recently. Because I've been on a big
pizza kick and it's from this one awesome pizza place.
I don't want to give him a shout out because
if I do, they'll be busy forever and that's going.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
To be inconveniently. But they're really good.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
The thing is when it gets delivered, they'll put it
out on my doorstep, and when I bring it in,
I open up the box and it just looks amazing,
smells incredible, and I have to take a bite.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And the problem is it's too hot.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Wait they get it to your house too.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Quick, too too warm.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
But I can't wait because as soon as I see it,
I want it. So this is where the high maintenance
part comes in, because lately I've been putting in the
notes for the delivery driver when he arrives. If he
could just wait in the driveway for like three minutes
before he drops off the pizza. That would be the
ideal amount of cooling time.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Didn't you just wait when it's on the doorstep three
minutes to open the door.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
As soon as I see it, I'm going to open
it and eat it, and then I'm going to burn
my mouth and I'll add more for waiting, like I'm not.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I'm willing to do that.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I ready to sit in your car.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
And it's fun because now I get to look out
the window and watch him, and he's watching me watch him,
and we're both counting down together.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He tries to open the door, You're like, ah ah,
it's not been three minutes. You get back in that car.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
This is strange.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
That's a little stalemate that we have, but it's added
a little bit of excitement to the delivery process.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I don't know how anyone would call you high maintenance.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
And text stint seven eight five nine two tell us
how not high maintenance you are and.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 4 (16:32):
It's broken and Jeffrey in the morning and the phone
number is seven eight five nine two if you want
a text into the show and tell us what's been
on your mind, or just share any thought that you.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Have with you.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yes, we try and respond to most of the texts.
We can't get up to them all, but we love them.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
But we have a few here.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
One that says, I just listened to the mass speaker
of the girl who steals rich people's leftovers in Vegas.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Oh that girl he waits outside the hotel room.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
She says that whole thing, plus y'all's commentary made me
laugh out loud. I love you guys, now I know
where I'm going for lunch day.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay, so much flap a lobster tail, three.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Quarters of unintentional life hacks that you learned from this show.
We will see you at the dumpster behind Embassy Suites
when this is over. Another says, you guys are the
best part of my mornings. Well, that and coffee. Jose
and Jake's laugh makes me smile. Love you all, Jake,
you want to do you a.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Laugh together on two three?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's nice though anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Another says been listening since twenty twelve. I just noticed
a picture of Alexis the other day. She really is
like the female version of j from the in Betweeners
UK version.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Lol.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Love you guys, I'm gonna have to do some Google.
Oh wait, did you print it out?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Producer Boyd printed out a picture.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Of both okay, and I will say, it's actually really close. Yeah,
it does look like you have a long lost brother.
Did your mom Barb have a secret love child with
like a small British Man?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
That would make sense Why I love British Man.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
We have to put the box shore the side by
side up on the story that Brook and Jefferies hour.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Cover cut that he has talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh it's amazing, that's so good. Text nine two. Give us.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Give us more celebrity lookalike references for everybody on the show.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Never give up that good winners.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
Never quite.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
It's pretty common advice, but I guess it has its benefits.
But you had me going, and I'm just saying, maybe
maybe there are times where quitting is a good thing.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
This isn't the locker room.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Ring an ice cream eating competition. When your lactose intolerance.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
Kicks, Oh my god, keep going taking out the cream
light to quit on that one, Or when your hot
date shows up in a T shirt that says I
lost my virginity.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Can I have yours.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Then he offers to sprinkle some ketamine onto your nachos.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
You can do that?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Probably okay to abandon ship at that point.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, well probably lots more than a sidic blocks.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
To Our next segment is full of people who probably
wish they had given up on their dates a lot earlier,
but for some reason, they stuck it out and.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Lived to regret it. At least they get to share.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Their weird dating stories when we do a brand new
Battle of the Tender Dates right after this.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
Hope One dating appar right.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
The question is.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
Whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
It's the dating game show that strongly encouraged a Laddin
to Scotch guard that magic carpet, but he didn't listen
The Tender Dates, where two of our listeners go head
to head to find out whose dating life is the
most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second,
but first let's meet today's contestants in this corner. His
(20:30):
seductive party trick is d shelling an entire lobster inside
of his mouth. WHOA yeah, that's why the ladies call
him seafood Trio Leo Hey, what the guard oyster in there?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
I don't know, but hope nobody's allergic to shellfish.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And in the other corner he swears he has a
sick motorcycle parked just outside.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
It's just invisible right now.
Speaker 12 (20:55):
Meet Harley, Charlie.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Hey as you're going. Yeah, Hey, you don't.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Need to wear a helmet on that bike.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Charlie, No helmet needed.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Game works.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
One contestant is going to start by telling one of
their worst dating stories. Then the other will try and
counter with the nightmare story of their own. We're going
back and forth for three rounds till we declare a winner.
We're gonna start things off with you seafood trio Leo.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Let's go all right. So I was hooking up with
this chick. We were making out when she stopped. She
told me that she saw a bald spot on the
back of my head.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh oh, how could she see the back of your
head when you're making out?
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Yeah, they felt it.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Then, I don't know, have some weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Man, go on.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
She said that meant that I'd be bald by thirty
and she doesn't date bald guys. So she left.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I'm sorry, my friend, I'm sorry, I don't date old
guys and one day you're gonna be seventy.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Yeah, I don't know if it was maybe just an
excuse to leave, But ever since I I've been buying
special hair product.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
That's all right.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
She gave you a complex, but you know you may
have sicker hair because of it.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Charlie, can you count her?
Speaker 13 (22:07):
So we were at the movies right for our first date.
Eything going smooth? Her phone accidentity went off. Yeah, the
screen lights up and I can see my tender profile
like her wallpaper on her phone.
Speaker 12 (22:21):
Your picture.
Speaker 13 (22:22):
Yeah, first date, though, let's keep in mind.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Maybe she just needs it as a reminder what your
name is?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Quick?
Speaker 7 (22:33):
That was super ugly?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yeah, all right, round two, Leo, Time.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
To hit back.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
I met this smoking hot lady who's a spinning instructor,
and you know, spinning structures are always smoke shows, and
she invites me to her class. So I show up
as she puts me in the front row, which is
intimidating enough as it is. Yeah, and then five minutes
in she comes over and sets my bike on the
(23:00):
highest resistance and tells me if she sees me turn
it down, it's over between her.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Oh man, oh my god, at what point in the
class did you just pass out?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
I'm just standing up, trying to grind on this thing,
and I pointed at the door to distract her and
turn it down, and she caught me.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
You're too weak for her.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
She called me out in front of everyone over the
microphone and told me to get out.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Why does everybody you date like come after you, Charlie?
Speaker 11 (23:33):
You got to step it up, man, all right?
Speaker 13 (23:34):
So I was dropping this girl off after the day, right, everything.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Let's move.
Speaker 13 (23:38):
I'm leaving to go home. She calls me and she
asked me to come inside. She says, you know, she's
scared to be alone. So I'm like cool, I'm feeling like,
you know, this is my chance.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
And on her part, I.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
Go back inside. When I get there, there's a man dead.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Whoa wait, like her roommate or something.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Please tell me no.
Speaker 13 (24:01):
She sneaks and tells me he didn't know he was
in there. It was her boyfriend. He got back home
early from his trip.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh what a jirk coming back home early. I hate
that guy's.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Get to your third and final round. We need you
to really throw down here. Gentlemen, So seafood trio Leo.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
What do you got?
Speaker 7 (24:21):
My tender day invited me to go furniture testing testing.
I'm thinking she wants to check couches out or something,
you know, Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yeah, you got to stand on them before you buy it.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
You just never know, maybe a little love seat or something.
But no, no, no, no. We get to the store
and I found out she meant baby furniture testing because
she's eight months pregnant.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Oh amazing that she has the energy for me for that.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
But yeah, she's like, I'm so glad you hear my
back hurts.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
It gets worse, it gets way worse. She's looking for
a crib and asked if I could crawl into one
to let her know if the baby would the comfortable.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
How big of a baby is she planning on having?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Or how.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Can't ride a bike.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
To act like a baby?
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Harley Jarl Chance.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Boy, All right?
Speaker 13 (25:18):
We was he in that one of those outdoor restaurants,
you know, you sit outside and just relaxed. It was
a beautiful day I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
It was just perfect. She was beautiful, the.
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Date was cool with everything was small. Ran a bird
pooped on my date's head.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Sounded good luck though, Yeah, it's people just say that
to make you feel better.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
What she do.
Speaker 13 (25:42):
So she seemed upset at first, right, and I told her,
you know, like we could just we could just leave,
you know, and just end it off. But she told
me that her therapist encouraged her to start to face adversity,
you know, and be tough and deal with things. Okay,
So we sat there for another She tried to eat,
but she was crying, not coming at with.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
The bird poop still on the hay.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
She didn't clean it all.
Speaker 10 (26:12):
All right.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Final means the match is over. This was an intense one. Judges,
we gotta score in Alexis.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I gotta go Leo for crawling into baby Cray.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
We got one for Leo.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Brooke, I mean bird poop girl. I feel bad for her,
but it's definitely Leo.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Congratulations Seapoo trio. Leo, your dating life is messier than
a cafeteria on sloppy Joe Day.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Oh you want something? I think he's crying here just
being nice to me.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Bullied once again. That was Battle of the tender dates.
We got your phone to have coming up right.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
If you're working at a busy restaurant during the lunch rush,
you know how stressful that can be. Oh yeah, and
taking orders, making food, trying to stay organ eyes. And
then imagine, on top of all of that, you received
one of the strangest phone calls ever from a customer
who wants to order a sandwich but has taken his sweet,
(27:11):
sweet old time. There's a good reason for it, though,
you're gonna hear in your phone tap right.
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Now, Deli, this is Nick.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Hello, Hi, Sorry, is this the deli?
Speaker 14 (27:38):
Yes, this is Nick. How can I help you?
Speaker 11 (27:41):
Yeah? I like the places in order for a sandwich?
Speaker 14 (27:48):
S are you okay?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Everything okay?
Speaker 14 (27:50):
Over there?
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Oh so okay, excuse me, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (27:57):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I bought one of the vibrating massage chairs from sharper Image.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Oh I've been added in the last seventeen hours.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
That sounds like a lot.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yeah, so your sandwich.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Order, yeah, it's just question.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
After my order, can you can you put in the
notes to come into the house and deliver it to my.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Lab And you wanted to deliver aware.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
Onto my lap.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 14 (28:38):
I don't want to get up you can do at
your front doors.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
As far as the I.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Want to stand. It feels so good.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
I'm bet, I'm bet. Did you want to put the
order in or what?
Speaker 14 (28:52):
My friend?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Yeah? Sandwich?
Speaker 14 (28:57):
Yeah, we got a lot of sandwiches. You want to
to think specific on it?
Speaker 11 (29:02):
I no, I don't even care.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Okay, how about a ham and twist? Not that one. Listen, man,
I'm busy right now. I can't pick the sandwich for you.
Speaker 14 (29:16):
Why don't you call back when you're.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Ready to order?
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Do you have a roast be.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Yes, we have roast beef. You want a roast be sandwich?
Speaker 12 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (29:27):
We're kind of bread sour dough. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (29:33):
Yeah. So I'm you know, I'm trying to help you
out disorder. This is pretty creepy to be honest with
you when you're in So if we could get disorder
put in, I appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (29:45):
I'm just trying to tell you.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
Why don't you turn off the chair while you're ordering?
Speaker 7 (29:51):
What?
Speaker 12 (29:53):
Are you crazy? Have you been in a massage chair before?
Speaker 15 (29:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:59):
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
I wasn't in it for seventeen hours.
Speaker 14 (30:01):
I don't think that's even help me.
Speaker 11 (30:02):
You're missing out.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I'm I'm I'm I'm wearing a diaper right now?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Why you would you be wearing a diper?
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Sure?
Speaker 11 (30:12):
I want to stand up?
Speaker 14 (30:14):
All right, I should have asked that. I don't what
I was thinking. I can have the sandwich deliver to you.
But that's uh, that's about it. That's that's all I
need to know from your and just what you want
on the sandwich.
Speaker 11 (30:23):
Okay, okay, sorry, what.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
I'm gonna send you a roast beef sandwich?
Speaker 14 (30:31):
All right? Just give me your address. I'm not knowing
delivering it to your lab.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Did do you have any anybody over there that could
pick up my kids from soccer camp today?
Speaker 14 (30:42):
No, listen, guy, we're up, jel, I gotta go.
Speaker 12 (30:45):
Okay, I'll pay your delivery guy to pick up my
kids for me.
Speaker 14 (30:48):
Sir, with all due respect, you need to get out
of your freaking chair and go pick up your kids.
You can't have the deli guy to pick.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Up your kids.
Speaker 12 (30:55):
I'm willing to pay extra no Deli.
Speaker 14 (30:59):
Turn off the chair, walk outside the house and pick
up your kids. I'll have the sandwich to you in
a half hour.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
I feel like a human burrito and wrapped in a
tortilla of relaxation.
Speaker 14 (31:12):
You you wasted my time. I'm not having this conversation
with you.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
I'm hanging up.
Speaker 12 (31:17):
No, this is the call your roommate Ryan wanted.
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Me to have with you.
Speaker 14 (31:24):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (31:25):
Man?
Speaker 12 (31:25):
Yeah, Ryan loves some massage chairs and brank phone calls.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
This is.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Oh yeah, because this is a prank call.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Serious? I'm not in a massage chair.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
Metal radio station.
Speaker 12 (31:42):
My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 11 (31:44):
You just got phone tap, dude.
Speaker 14 (31:46):
I gotta say I'm pretty relieved that I'm not talking
to a weirdo.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I felt pretty good for those last few minutes. But
your roommate Ryan emailed us and said you just started
this new job at the deli and to make your
first week more exciting.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
I don't even know how you are making. No sounds
like I don't know if you're in a massage chair.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
You sound dude.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You I don't like it.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
Weeke up Every morning was Fu Taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
On this segment, we've gotten ghosters, catfishers, gas lighters, even
peanut pushers. I don't know, isn't that a dating term
where you keep texting the person saying, Hey, I'm pushing
peanuts over here?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
What's the deal?
Speaker 12 (32:43):
No one's done that.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, check me on that one. I thought that was
a dating one.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
My Google search that it's gonna be something Weird's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Type it in.
Speaker 16 (32:52):
Take the risks peanuts right anyway we have there's the
first time for everything, including one woman who claims that
she's a one month wow because after their first date
she wants to wait an entire thirty days before they
meet up again.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
And you will not believe the reason why.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Oh, it couldn't even do like a leap year month
where it's like twenty eight or so.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
She's turned the other guy into a peanut pusher wondering what's.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Going on over here.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
We're gonna find out some answers in your second date update,
next second date update. Dating online right now is like
being a contestant on a really stressful game show. At
least that's how our listener Sean felt, because he was
challenged recently by the lady he's interested in, and she
gave him one simple but agonizing.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Question to answer.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
If he got it right, there's a date and possibly
a new car. If he got it wrong, might never
see her profile picture again, and Steve Harvey would look
at him in shame and disgust.
Speaker 11 (33:55):
I am intrigued by.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
This new age of dating and I can't wait to
hear what the question was. But first on, tell us
about this mystery game show girl that you met.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Who is she?
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Her name is Janine and she is super hot?
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Oh god, super hot Janine?
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Yeah, you be super hot with really white teeth, like
my got their teeth are so white.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
And what was the question that Janine challenged you with?
Speaker 7 (34:22):
The question was country or rap? Which has to go country?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Honestly?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
For sure?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Country?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Oh yeah, Rap?
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I mean I don't want to get rid of either one.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
If that is a hard question.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Okay, Well what did you say, Sean?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
I said, ditch country. But that picture of you drinking
champagne on the beach is the best picture on this app,
and I think that's what got her.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Okay, that was it felt like you didn't transition. Well, yeah, compliment.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
What did she say?
Speaker 7 (35:06):
She said that I failed the main question.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Girls love country.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
Yeah, but I got bonus points for appreciating her pitch.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
So okay, okay, so you got.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Somewhere smart to slip the compliment.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
What did you guys end up doing?
Speaker 7 (35:24):
You know, I ended up kind of going back and forth,
like within the app I joked about zooming in on
the picture and she was like, what are you, you know,
like purving out? I mean I was like, no, zooming
in to see what kind of champagne you're drinking. I
want to know if you're drinking the classy stuff, you know.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, also I know your swimsuit size.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Now that But what did you end up doing for
your date?
Speaker 7 (35:47):
Like?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Did you take her on a long drive down a
country road?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
She's a country.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Girl with the champagne of her choice.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, rents a pickup truck for the day.
Speaker 7 (35:58):
I took her on a very short drive to restaurant.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
A type of restaurant is Asian sushi like buffet kind
of restaurant could.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Be less country than.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Country.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
So delicious.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
How was it? I mean, that's I always think sushi
is a sexy date.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
It is, Yeah, it was. It was great. And it
was one of these places that's kind of adjoining like
a shopping center, like a kind of mall type area hot.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
This is taking in front of her eyes.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
But don't give them that.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
There's high end malls that have like high end restaurants.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, I mean give us some highlights here from the day.
What are some good things that happened at sushi?
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Well it was good. Sushi was like pretty high end
and we had a great conversation. And you know, the
best thing about that location is being close to the
shopping centers. You have the opportunity to extend your date, like, oh, do.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
You want to go build a bear together?
Speaker 5 (37:09):
I gad, I'd like that.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
I was gonna, you know your age, it's not shocking
at all, put a little cowboy hat on and a
little so cute.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
It's actually and then you'd have a little teddy better remember.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Is going to do this?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Is that what you did? Sean?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
We actually she had a high school reunion coming up,
so she wanted to try on some clothes for that.
So I went over to a department store and she'd
try it on a bunch of stuff and showed it
to me, and I got to put my input in there,
and it was cute. It was fun.
Speaker 8 (37:41):
That's how you know she's hot though, because I wouldn't
close riend of a guy.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
It was so bad. You know, it is like a
couple thing to do.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, you know she's literally going to ask you do
I look bad? Yeah, you have to be prepared for that.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Yeah, as a guy, that doesn't sound very fun to
me to watch women put on a bunch of different outfits.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
But how was it for you?
Speaker 7 (37:59):
Sean? It was fun. We I think we really hit
it off. And at the end of the day she said, hey,
let's hang again soon and we kiss. You did, Yeah,
she initiated.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
A kid, Well, she initiated a kiss.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
Well, it was kind of. It was mutual. It was mutual.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
But how are you on the phone with us and
not just out on a date with her?
Speaker 7 (38:22):
I don't know. I asked her when she was free,
and she said a month from now own or something.
I don't know. I thought she was joking. I laughed,
and then she didn't laugh, and I said, are you joking?
And she said, no, I'm just super busy. But I
want to see you.
Speaker 6 (38:41):
Oh wow, I want to see you in thirty one days.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, but it seems like a red flag, Like, what
what's going through your mind when you hear that?
Speaker 7 (38:50):
Sean? She's dating other people, which is.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Okay, Yeah, I mean that's obvious, right or yeah, maybe
already in a relatelationship.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
I was thinking he goes out of town.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
All right, So has.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
It been a month since that date happened and now
we're reaching out.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
It's been closer to a week. But you know I'm
not gonna wait a whole month for her.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yeah, rat boy doesn't play by the rules. He just
waits a week and then calls that country girl.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
I mean you just saying rat Boy shows.
Speaker 10 (39:30):
Boy.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Young Jeffery is about to uh drop the mic. We're
gonna play a song, an old school song, and then
we'll come back.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
We'll call Janine for you and try and get you
a second date.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
All right, all right, all right, hold on man.
Speaker 17 (39:56):
Yo, no yo, this is the little rap boy. I'm
on the mic because hip hop music is the stuff
I like.
Speaker 12 (40:07):
Is whack yet makes me yawn?
Speaker 17 (40:09):
Rather do malsoushie with my homeboy Sean? Yeah, I said, boy,
why like winky winky want your Sewan's my guy boy
to go ahead, Sean, but.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Deathly Sean's.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
I don't know if I'm gonna top that. That was
incredible that's right.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
That's a good answer.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Little rap boys at the top of his game.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Yeo in the country.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
You don't know what is going on.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
We're talking to Sean who's a big fan of rap
music over country music. But anyway, he recently went out
with a girl that he met online named Janine. They
went to Malsoushie together.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
And that it was a nice place.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
It was a nice mall, sushi, classy one.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
He even went with her to the mall and helped
her pick out an outfit for her high school reunion
that was coming up. But afterwards, even though it ended
with a date, she said, we need to wait at
least a month before we see each other again, which
is weird.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I know, is that what I said?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
It was a date?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Okay, I know what you meant.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
I just didn't know if everybody else did.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Still in that you know, wrap mode hardcore wrap. But anyway,
he is not waiting the full month. He wants us
to call just a week after that date to figure out.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Why does he have to wait so long.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
I don't know, maybe there's like like a waiting period.
She's like the d MV. You have to take a
number and come on she's got options, man.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
And Sean, you think that maybe the reason is that
she could already be involved with somebody else.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
Yea, yeah, it could even be something serious if it's
that long.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Okay, was she pregnant? Maybe she was. If she's pregnant,
you can get the.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
We're just gonna assume that she's not pregnant, and we're
gonna call her and see what she has to say.
Why does Sean have to wait a full month to
go out with her? I'm a dollar number right now
here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Jeanine?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Yo, Jeanine?
Speaker 11 (42:22):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Country boy?
Speaker 10 (42:24):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
What's up y'all?
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Hi, Jeanine.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Hi, This is jeff and company from the Morning show
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Okay, yeah, morning radio show.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
And we're calling because we have some questions for you
about one of our listeners that you went out on
a date with.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
The other day.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
I'm sorry, it's weird, weird, I understand that, but we're
reaching out on behalf of our boy, Sean, remember Sean.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, yeah, so we've.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
We heard a little bit about your date and it
sounded good on our end, but he told us that
afterwards you said that he had to wait a whole
month before he was allowed to see you again.
Speaker 18 (43:14):
Yes, they did.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Okay, so, I mean pretty long. From my perspective, that
just means you are not like you're putting it off
like why. I mean, if you like somebody, you find time.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Unless you're going out of town.
Speaker 15 (43:30):
No, I'm not going out of town. I do want
to see him again.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
We uh, we thought that maybe there's a chance you
could already be in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Is that what's going on?
Speaker 7 (43:41):
No, no, no, no, it's not anything like that.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Now, okay, okay, but I mean you do sound hesitant
to talk about it with us.
Speaker 15 (43:50):
It's just it's a little it's a little awkward. I'm
not sure how to get it.
Speaker 12 (43:57):
We love awkward, yeah, we do.
Speaker 10 (43:59):
And litten.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
I mean, you've got a guy that it sounds like
you like, but he feels like it's.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Not being reciprocated. I mean, you've got to give him
more than just wait a month. I'll I don't know
that they'll stick around.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I mean, we're here at try and help you, Janine.
Speaker 15 (44:14):
Yeah, it's just so I don't know. I don't know
what he told you or anything, but I have a
high school reunion coming up soon, and I was just
waiting to see him until after that was done.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Why do you have to wait until after the reunion.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
With your day Why?
Speaker 15 (44:37):
But that's kind of a thing.
Speaker 19 (44:40):
I'll put it this way. So he's totally boyfriend.
Speaker 20 (44:43):
Material, But I don't know if he's like material that
I would bring like a big event where I know
a lot of people.
Speaker 15 (45:00):
What does that?
Speaker 5 (45:02):
What are you embarrassed of him?
Speaker 10 (45:04):
Us?
Speaker 18 (45:05):
Like, Okay, you go to your high school reunion and
you kind of want to like show off a little bit, right,
Like I look at me, I'm doing so well.
Speaker 10 (45:12):
I just know he's like.
Speaker 15 (45:16):
Like arm candy.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Show off.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
But you're attracted to him.
Speaker 19 (45:24):
I am like, he's he's fine looking.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Fine.
Speaker 8 (45:29):
Material personality wise, I am in the middle of the magazine,
just not on the cover.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
And you want to bring a It's like one of
those people with their personality makes them way more attractive.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah, why would that matter your reunion?
Speaker 19 (45:43):
Like I said, you kind of want to go and
show off a little bit of these things. I feel
like that's the point of them. I'm just afraid if
we start dating, he would expect to be invited, and like,
how do I tell him, like, oh, you're not attractive
enough to go with me to the thing, Like you
feel like.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
I could think of a great way that you can
tell him that. I already did tell him that because he's.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
Listening right now.
Speaker 7 (46:12):
Yeah, you don't need to worry about inviting me to
this thing. Don't don't worry.
Speaker 18 (46:19):
Line Okay, that's how this works.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
We have them waiting on the other line so they
could hear the reason.
Speaker 18 (46:29):
Oh I wish I was doing that before I said
my thanks. I'm hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I knew
that would sound bad, and that's why I didn't say
anything to New about it.
Speaker 19 (46:40):
I do like you.
Speaker 18 (46:41):
I do want to see you again. I mean, do
you kind of understand where I'm coming from?
Speaker 19 (46:45):
Maybe that I would want to bring someone off?
Speaker 7 (46:48):
No, not at all. You put on a real performance
for me the other night. It feels like like, and
you know, I don't know why you would assume that
I would want to go to your high school reunion anyway,
Like I don't want to high school reunions suck. I
don't I didn't even want to go to mind, so
why would I want to go to yours, you know, defensive,
(47:11):
not being arm candy like I'm not trying to be.
That's not what I'm about.
Speaker 18 (47:16):
So yeah, I think this whole thing got like, Oh,
it's really weird, Sean.
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Are you really over it? I mean, she didn't mean
to hurt your feelings. She's being superficial. We all know
the pressure that like.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
A reunion can bring around, right, especially if you're a
dork like me in high school, like you want to
show up looking cool.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 6 (47:41):
Understand her like desire to want to do that. I
don't think that it's the right thing to do, but
I get it.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
You're you're basically calling Sean a dork around house.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
I'm saying she must have used to have been a
dork if she has to impress them with her.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Okay, now you're calling both people on.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
The line want to show up with it.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
That's exactly what I'm saying. But I'm saying it shouldn't matter.
It won't matter in the end.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Don't like you guys, Vibe, you kissed, you had a
great time.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Okay, enough, book, you're taking this whole thing truck.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
You're becoming a York Agan brush Sean.
Speaker 12 (48:17):
This whole thing is.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
About you and helping you out. How do you feel
in this moment?
Speaker 7 (48:22):
I'm out, Like, I understand we put her on the spot,
but she just torched my ego and I don't I
don't need that in my life, you know. I also,
I'm not interested in being arm candy. Like I'm a
good dude, I rock.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
You know what we're gonna do, Sean.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
I'm not even gonna ask Janine to get a second date.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Wow, I'm sorry that that happened.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
Man, Can you hook me up with the second date
with somebody else? Because I do have other matches?
Speaker 2 (48:50):
All right?
Speaker 4 (48:50):
That sounds good. Sean calls back when they ditch you
coming up, it is.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
What the segment is.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I didn't mean it as it is.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
Truth in the morning.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Our textport's flooding with people right now who want to
be Sean's arm candy at the reunion.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Lease. Can we set him up?
Speaker 4 (49:15):
We should on these phone numbers, and I guess he'll
have to sort out who's going to.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Be hot enough to make her jealous again.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Alexis brings up a good point. They both never went
to that high wander in.
Speaker 5 (49:26):
You just say that your name. I don't know Michael
be a Michael.
Speaker 6 (49:30):
There's like eight thousand Michaels every high school.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
There's a million of the conversations that's like hey.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
You yeah, familiar, bigger picture here.
Speaker 7 (49:40):
You Know.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
What I really liked is how our community rallies around
somebody like Shoan. I mean, we do a charity drive
for needy cats, nobody shows up, a revenge call for
some Goo basically had to get an extra security guard
at the door because there's so many volunteers. Story we
do we and I love our listeners. Remember you can
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If you ever need a second aid update, We'll call
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Speaker 10 (50:24):
Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
If you can't choose between ihop and Applebee's, then there's
some exciting news for you.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
Really, there are a lot of people who have a
hard time with this decision.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
There's like one parking lot in the country that people
are like, which where do we go?
Speaker 2 (50:40):
You may not have to choose anymore. It's Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
And this is something I didn't know but I just
saw in the news today. Did you realize for the
past five years both restaurants have been owned by the
same parent company.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Like you you start to go up to the big
umbrella of these things, and there's like three companies in
this country.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
They literally run.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Every shings Brook Corp.
Speaker 6 (51:04):
If they don't call it ie Hopplebees, I'm gonna be
upset the CEO.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
They say they're gonna start creating dual branded locations, meaning
they'll have separate entrances in separate seating areas, but located
in the same building, with the same kitchen and same
staff working both.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
It's like the KFC slash Taco Bells.
Speaker 8 (51:22):
But with what I like this, I could give a
chocolate chip smiley faced pancake. And then the Long Island
I see.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Disaster gos sick just hearing.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
Oh my god, if the seating capacity fills up on
one side, then it will spill over into like the
Applebee side or vice versa. And as for the name
of the combo restaurant, the question is will they call
it apple Hop or iye.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Hoppies, No.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
Hopplebees.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
It rolls off the tone he does say it.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
It's so fun.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
They have a test restaurant in Mexico right now. It's
just called Applebee's Dash Eye Hop.
Speaker 5 (52:00):
Yeah, you're missing a marketing opportunity.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
There could become a thing everywhere soon in the combined
menus would be huge, So I'm excited for it. The
only thing that it psyites me more is laser Stories.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
I want some moons over MyOpen poppers.
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Oh that's Denny's though.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Yeah, I'm sure they'll be added into the mix, so
make sure to follow us by the way at Brooke
and Jeffrey Laser Stories.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Just next, it's the radio segment.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Who's trying to get a piece of that hair growth
money and found a niche No one's doing nose hair transplants.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
His slogan, if your nostrils bear, put some hair up there.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Soon you'll be sporting a flowing Maine thanks to Laser Story.
The segment where we read weird news stories around the
globe just like everyone else does. Except we've got a laser.
Those other smell junkies just don't. This first laser story
is out of New Mexico. Levita Mitchell isn't just a
high school teacher. She's a really cool high school teacher.
(53:06):
Cool teacher is in a lot of trouble after she
let her students duel with real swords. Way yeah, not
too long ago. She brought in Japanese katana style swords
to class, and then she had the students rearranged their
desks to form a ring in the center of the room.
Speaker 6 (53:25):
Oh, these are always those things where there's so many
steps where you could have said, someone could have been
This isn't a good idea.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
We're gonna keep going with this.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
A pair of kids were then allowed to square off
with swords with not a lot of rules. In fact,
not too long after they started, one of the girls
dueling was struck across her right forearm, wrist, and hand
and blood gushed everywhere.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
You do like fake swords? There are so many different options.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Then what's the concert quinc Then there has to be
some stakes.
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Missus Mitchell reportedly screamed, I'm in trouble and order the
students to delete any videos they had immediately while the.
Speaker 5 (54:12):
While the girls were sitting there bleeding. That's why she's
worried about.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
The priorities broke and things got worse when she didn't
immediately call nine one one. Instead, she sent her down
the hall to the school nurse.
Speaker 5 (54:23):
Oh, they always fixed everything.
Speaker 4 (54:25):
And thirty minutes later the student was taken to the
emergency room.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Oh man, they knew this was going to make national Dudes. Yah,
they were like, anything we could do with the hospital.
Speaker 6 (54:35):
Better cancel that Western duel we had with the pistols
for later in the day.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
If you're wondering how swords fit into a chemistry.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Class, it's a great question.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
The assistant principal described the incident as a quote lesson
on metal and melding when the student accidentally cut the
other student with.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
It that.
Speaker 4 (54:56):
The teacher, Missus Mitchell, was fired and not surprised. There
is a pending lawsuit.
Speaker 6 (55:02):
Day chemistry class is already the most dangerous of the classes.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
Can you imagine his next la The story is out
of Port Saint Lucy, Florida. Forty one year old Duke
Tacker was at a strip club last weekend.
Speaker 5 (55:15):
Of course, Duke Tacker was the.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Strip club was called body.
Speaker 5 (55:18):
Talk, piece of my body.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Even though he was enjoying himself, he wasn't tipping the strippers,
so they confronted.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Him about it.
Speaker 6 (55:27):
Nobody do you go as a group of strippers together
to tato.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Stripper?
Speaker 5 (55:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
It comes over.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
Well, the thing is, he was bragging about how much
money he makes.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
He didn't want to tip.
Speaker 4 (55:44):
He told them that there weren't any signs up, stating
that it was mandatory.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
One of the women who works there picked up a
stack of cash and slapped him upside the head with.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
Better than a stiletto. He lucked out.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
That's kind of a brag.
Speaker 4 (55:58):
That stripper was twenty eight year old victor Ria Jones.
And after that happened, the guy called the cops on her.
Speaker 5 (56:03):
What there is no way the cops are going to
side with him.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
Well, police interviewed Victoria and she said Duke had been
insulting the strippers and claimed that she just tossed the
cash at him in a non aggressive manner.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
Yeah, that's right, but security.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
Footage showed her hitting him with the cash while also
striking him with an open hand. So she is now
facing charges for misdemeanor.
Speaker 16 (56:30):
Battery battery with stripper cats there some ones, let's cover
her bail.
Speaker 4 (56:35):
Careful because you might get it called for assault for
throwing the ones out.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
Jeff.
Speaker 4 (56:40):
This next Laser stories out of Living it Up Headquarters.
For some reason, the rapper jah Rule has been making
his way onto conversations on this show lately.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
He has been a hot topic here and.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
He will not go away.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
And I say that because his former business partner, Billy McFarland,
the guy behind the Fire Festival, he announced yesterday the
sequel is getting even closer to happening. That's right, Billy says.
The pre sales have already made one hundred and ten
million dollars and care.
Speaker 6 (57:14):
Everybody is I would believe anything that man says. I'm
sure he's made that much money.
Speaker 4 (57:20):
The ticket price has started at twenty five hundred dollars
a piece, with the highest access level ticket costing more
than a million.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
Are you actually performing?
Speaker 5 (57:30):
Then?
Speaker 4 (57:31):
He didn't say how many tickets sold though, only that
the next time we'd hear from him it'll be after
his business partners make their official Fire Festival two announcement.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
I want to go.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
This is going to be lit.
Speaker 6 (57:43):
I promise you you are making me believe that they
actually have sold that many tickets.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
No word on him Jaw is going to be performing himself,
because if he is, I can promise you, this little morning.
Speaker 2 (57:53):
Radio show will be broadcasting live from fire Festival too. Brooke,
get your camping tent.
Speaker 5 (57:59):
Ready so we get all like some lunchables in the shelter.
Speaker 4 (58:03):
The stories out of the world of words, The site
word tips just put out a comprehensive report on regional
slang throughout the US.
Speaker 6 (58:11):
Why do I feel like you're a member of the
site the word Tip.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Here's the most fascinating things that they found about slang.
Our most loved slang word overall comes from Texas. It's caniption,
which is a fit of rage or a tantrum.
Speaker 5 (58:29):
Don't hear that caption fit? It's fun word to say.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
It is fun.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
I think that's what they're talking about. It's not like
the most used. We just like to say that.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
Makes sense.
Speaker 4 (58:40):
Second place goes to the word in a Boston area
accent wicked.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
Wicked wicked wicked.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
America's most hated slang term is from the Midwest. It's slashy,
which is a hybrid bar slash liquor store establishment.
Speaker 6 (58:55):
Yeah yeah, slashy, go ahead to the slash, followed by
the Denver area term Colorado kool aid, which.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Is slang for cools.
Speaker 5 (59:04):
Yeah, taste the Rockies.
Speaker 4 (59:06):
And our favorite slang from New York is cringe. From California,
it's out of pocket.
Speaker 5 (59:13):
It's not hella.
Speaker 4 (59:14):
Yeah, which out of pocket you say when someone has
crossed the line out of pocket?
Speaker 2 (59:20):
The worst from California is clutch.
Speaker 11 (59:23):
That's so clutch.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
And from Texas it's claude hopper. That's an insult for
someone who's clumsy or on cultured, or it could be
slaying for a heavy shoe.
Speaker 5 (59:32):
Yes, oh, got the cloud hoppers on today, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (59:35):
This guy can only dream of getting clod hopped by
a heavy shoe. Yeah, that's on his Christmas wishless Thanks Santa.
The Soundings Laser Stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.
Speaker 10 (59:47):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (59:56):
We got a first time player on the line, Jessica
from who is a nurse over at the U dub Yeah,
with a lot of college students. I'm guessing that you're
just you're on std watch pretty much twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Is that what your job is?
Speaker 19 (01:00:13):
Oh my god, Jesse, you stole my joke.
Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
How did you know.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I went to the dub.
Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
Lot?
Speaker 7 (01:00:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Probably no. I thought, you know, I love that old
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Thought there was a joke, like, because there's U dub
hospital right anyway on the clinic.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah, yeah, it's notice like the brand.
Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
What's the dumbest thing a kid has come in for?
Speaker 19 (01:00:40):
Oh my gosh, because they're all like baby adults, they're
learning how to adult, right, So, like you know, one
kid came in and he literally like cut his finger.
It looked like a paper cut, and he was freaking out.
He didn't know what to do. So, I mean that's
the kind of thing where you look around you're like,
is there a camera might being pumped but it's real.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
He's like, look, I just need you to kiss it, please,
bet Jessica does.
Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Let's then brook out at the studio while that happens. Jessica,
you know the game works. He got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know
when you could say pass, but you have to beat
Brooke outright to win.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
Okay, okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Good luck.
Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Time starts now. George Takai celebrates a birthday today. He
played Sulu on what famous sci fi TV show star Trek.
There are only two mammals on Earth that can lay eggs?
Name one of them platypus. What country has islands called
Delos Ithaca and Hydra.
Speaker 19 (01:01:35):
Greece?
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
In which decade was the internet invented.
Speaker 19 (01:01:41):
The eighties?
Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Prior to the nineteen eighties, this automaker was known as
Dat's son.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
What's it called Nowzuki?
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Good guests there, Jessica reppin for the nurses of the
U Dove. We're gonna the studio, and I see an
interesting fact about you is that Jessica got the active
bug and was in a local play of Monty Python
spam alot right.
Speaker 19 (01:02:06):
What made you want to Bloody Park players? Oh my gosh,
because it looked so fun and the people, like adults,
just look like they're having fun actually playing, And that's
I guess why they call it a play. And if
it is, it's like literally the most fun thing.
Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
What was your part.
Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
So I was.
Speaker 19 (01:02:21):
Passy the coconut clapper behind King Arthur.
Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
You know I remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I don't know that one that's more STDs at the
U dub.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
Or in the park. O.
Speaker 19 (01:02:35):
I'm going to play the fifth on that one.
Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Yeah, I think we all know which one. It's your turn.
You're ready, Yes, your time starts now. George Takai celebrates
a birthday today. He played Sulu on what famous sci
fi TV show Star Trek. There are only two mammals
on Earth that can lay eggs.
Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Name one of them platypus.
Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
What country has island?
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
It is called delos Ithaca and Hydra Hydra grease? In
which decade was the Internet invented?
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
It was invented in the sixties.
Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Prior to the nineteen eighties, this automaker was known as
dats What is it called now?
Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Is it Mitsubishi?
Speaker 11 (01:03:18):
Got?
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Our answer is in.
Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
We're gonna go over to the scoreboard to see how
you did with jose This.
Speaker 10 (01:03:23):
Is degrading and humiliating.
Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Jessica, you did very well that you educations rubbing off
on you got four.
Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Oh my gosh, you may have been right.
Speaker 19 (01:03:35):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
You y you know this really wasn't even game. Same
amount of questions and.
Speaker 21 (01:03:43):
I don't know Brook only Hija, Jessica great or Dagga.
Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Let's go to answer real quick. George Takai celebrates a birthday.
He played Sulu on Star Trek. The two mammals that
can lay eggs are anteaters and duck build platypuses.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
So you guys both got that.
Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
The country with islands like Dellos, Ithaca and Hydra is Greece.
They have over six thousand islands. Internet was invented in
the nineteen eighties. Oh really, January first, nineteen eighties.
Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
Twenties, those were like the startup forties.
Speaker 10 (01:04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Prior to the nineteen eighties it was called dat Sun.
Now it's known as Nissan Fun. So, Jessica, congratulations. Not
only do you get one hundred dollars, but just for playing,
you get some brook and Jeffrey swag to take home you. Yes,
thanks for being here to play with us, Jefs. We're
(01:04:48):
gonna be back to New Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 10 (01:04:51):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
Couldn't get enough of us.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Huh, well, hey, neither can I. I also listen to
the podcast every day. After the show, I go home
and I listen.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I cut out the parts with everyone else. It's just me,
But you should listen to the full show because it's
way better that way.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It starts.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Now, you've probably heard of people who insist they don't
want their family going into debt trying to pay for
their funeral. Oh yeah, because, fun fact, those are really expensive.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yeah yeah, it's kind of like a wedding.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah sadder.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Sorry that wasn't a fun fact. That was sad fact.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, very expensive.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
But you know, once people are gone, no family wants
to just roll them into the ground and say, well,
see you later, and then go home and order a pizza.
That's also not quite enough.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
My mom doesn't want us to even do anything.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Oh yeah, she's like, you know, I don't need a
headstone or any of that waste of money.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Well, in a new poll, update on the people gets
the average funeral costs where around five thousand dollars. Turns
out it's actually a lot closer to twelve thousand dollars,
and that's why seventy percent say they'd rather be buried
in a cardboard Amazon box rather than have their family
overspend on a fancy wooden casket.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I'm only doing it if the box is really really
big and I'm really small in the middle of it delivery.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You want to pick the packaging peanuts.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Air packets.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I do agree with that.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It kind of got me thinking what cheap item would
each of us be buried in order to save a buck.
For Jose, it's probably inside one of those takeout fubbles.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
In there, thinking even a cup of noodle.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, in a small one.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I probably look like the dust that comes on it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Speaking of Alexis, would probably like her ashes sprinkled into
a pot of dry mac and cheese. Yeah, Brook, I'm
guessing wants to be buried inside one of the Halloween candy.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Bowls of wine.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And I know I'd to.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Be buried inside the box that holds the dogs shot
collar that we wear every single morning. Because it's time
for the shot collar question of the day, Digital Jake.
Once I kicked the bucket, I'm putting you with the
honor of leaf blowing my ashes around this studio in memorial.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
All right, take the place first, give us some trivia.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
When we first played this game a few days ago,
it was bunk or no bunk. It confused people, so
to make it easier we went to debunk or double
bunk I wouldn't say, which quite possibly confused even more people.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I don't know why it was so simple.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
But that's when a Lexus came to me and she
turned her hat sideways and said, Yo, I'm gen Z.
I know what's chicken chicken hot? What we should call
this woke? New cap or no cap? And then I'm
pretty sure she said, say what.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wow, it's a perfect Alexis impression.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I wish you were recording because this is great.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
She's pretty animated, shaking her hands and her legs at
the same time. So we're gonna try it cap or
no cap.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
To be honest, if Alexa and I both said that, we're.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Like, why was you don't try to put yourself with
a gen Z or.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Cap means false, no cap means true. Yes, very that right,
Alexis is your idea?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Okay again, all right, let's play it cap or no capright?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh God, darting with Alexis. Alexis the Twinkie is older
than Harvard University, cap or no CAP.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I don't know that. Like the twinkie's been around forever.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
I don't know why I think that. I could just imagine,
like people eating them in the olden days.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Harvard was built.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
These are things I've never thought about in my life.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
To be honest, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Gonna say no cap, no cap. That's cap. Harvard was
founded in sixteen thirty six and the first came out.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, you think they had twinkies on the Mayflower when
they came over.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's imagining, Alexis you're vulnerable to getting shocked. Now, let's
go over to Jose. Jose, goldfish have a three second memory,
cap or no CAP.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I remember hearing this, but I don't think it's How did.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
They test a goldfish's Memory's good question.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's like I waved and he didn't wave back the
second time.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Hey do you remember me? I you every day.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'm gonna say they do have a longer memory, So
I'm gonna say that's cap.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
It's a lie, Jose said, cap, that's cap. It's been
disproven several times. Research shows that they can have a
memory that's up to five months long. Wow, Jose, you're safe.
Let's go over to brook Brook. You cannot smell anything
while you're sleeping, cap or no cap?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I mean what's interesting about that is I guess that
would be why like smoke alarms are so important, right,
because if like your house was on fire, a lot
of people sleep through it, and that would make sense
that they could sleep through the smell of smoke.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Right.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, that's probably why they say wake up and smell
the coffee, not smell the coffee, and then it's also good.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
It's a weird Okay, So I'm going to say you
cannot smell during sleep.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I think that's no cap.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Brook says no cap. That's no cap. When you sleep,
your brain does not process smells. Brose. Move on to
the next round. Jeffrey, the Mona Lisa has never been
stolen from the Louver or no cat.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I know this.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
The Louver is like the most high security building in
the entire world. They have like lasers and a guy
named Carl guarding it.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
The Mona Lisa was stolen for years and years and
then it was returned, but I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
If it was the lover.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't think so I'm gonna say that's no cat.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Jeff says, no cap, that's cap. It was stolen. It's
been stolen in nineteen eleven by a man who worked
at the museum and recovered two years later. Stolen. Going
on to round two, Alexis and Jeffrey are at risk
of being shot Jose and Brook. Here we go. Jose
cheesecake originally came from Italy. Cap or no cap.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Oh my gosh, it didn't come from a factory.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
In Italy.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh my goodness. I'm gonna say that's no cap.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Jose says, no cap, that's cap. Cheesecake comes from Greece.
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Brook.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You get this right. You get to choose who gets shocked, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Or we keep going.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Brook. There is a world championship for throwing mobile phones.
Cap or no cap?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
I mean I could see a world championship for like
throwing computers.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Phone that they threw it once, and we're like, you
know what, I could be a world champion.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
I can.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I'm gonna say no cap.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Brook says, no cap, that's cap. There is an annual
wife throwing Championship held in Estonia, but not one for phones.
Everyone's gotten one wrong, which means I get to choose
you good shot at all, Brook and I are safe, though,
I'm gonna say Jeffery's getting shot today and I'm gonna
pass it on to Jose.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah, there's no rule.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Really whatever, let's just sing someone wanted to hear sweet
but Psycho.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
If there's no pass rule.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Apparently the song's perfect for you today.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Oh she's sweet out of psycho, A little bit psycho.
At night she's screaming, I'm mad, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Your shot collar question of the.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Every time on the show, when we ask Brooke which
of her children is her favorite, she always says, oh,
jeff that's terrible. I don't have a favorite.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Why does she say that? It's because she knows her
children listen to the show.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
It's the same reason that she's always screaming, I love
my mother in law.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I loved my husband too. Okay, Brooke, we get it.
Hashtag ride or die, shove it down her throats.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Hashtags.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Luckily, there is one segment that her family doesn't listen to,
and that gives Brook the freedom to finally let her
hair down and say the painfully honest things that are
inside her heart. It's called what's on your mind? Our
inner truths will be set free. Favor to wait till
(09:03):
the segment starts, and then we'll know. Coming up right now,
is there anything more annoying than when it rains on
a Sunday? Now the whole name of the days.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Alie, Oh nice?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
At that point do we call it rain day?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It sounds like a headache.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Hopefully no lies or confusion while we do another version
of What's on your Mind, where we go around the
room and share what we've been thinking about straight up,
starting with Brook Brook what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Oh man, Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
You know, the older I get, the more it's about
the little things that make me happy.
Speaker 11 (09:39):
What does that?
Speaker 6 (09:40):
And for months now I've been tracking who has been
using our restroom.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Who's is this? That Homer in the studio?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
No, No, the station building, because we share the women's
bathroom with like a whole big corporation.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
It's not just our company.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
So when eight o'clock hits, there are other ladies in there, right,
I never go in without somebody else in the bathroom.
And so every day, for the last like one hundred
and two days, I have been monitoring what stalls they
have been using my God, that listen, because I have
figured out the most unused stall in the bathroom. Yes,
(10:21):
there's five stalls to choose from. I'm gonna tell you
right now.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
No one uses the first stall. No one except for me.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
The door.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yes, I go in there sometimes at nine thirty and
the toilet seat is still up from the cleaners the
night before.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Research.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
It is like I have my own personal toilet in
the women's bathroom because I figured it out.
Speaker 10 (10:48):
There.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I'm gonna tell you, I think the most used is
second to last. It's not no, no, because everybody's trying
to outthink other people, right, so they're all they get.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Into which the toilets they go to. It's just whatever
one's open you using. They clean them every single day.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Brook.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I bet if people are text me now, they all
go to the end because they think nobody uses the end.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
But they're wrong. It's reverse psychology.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
The first toilet stall is the most unused.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I am standing by it.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
I have done unofficial research and it makes me happy.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, you seem totally cool your mind.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
All right, So a little while ago I told you
guys that I was thinking about maybe one day adopting
a pet. Yeah, this is a while back. Yeah, yeah, right,
So I'm starting to get a little more serious about it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm nervous, all right, because you know, it's a big
deal to have a pet animals. But now I'm back
on to cats.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I think cat would be good for you, really well.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I mean, I grew up with dogs. I love dogs,
but cats just seem like so much more low maintenance,
and everyone they just get a cat. Cats are smart.
They can feed themselves, I mean, or you leave it out.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I mean they can't for like a weekend if you
have food out for them.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Ye.
Speaker 11 (12:08):
Yes, I'm learning.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So on my upcoming vacation to Hawaii, I have booked
a two hour reservation at a cat cafe.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Is that what happens at a cat cafe?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
You go there, you have coffee, and then you can
choose to adopt one of the cats.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
And my cat cafes like they'll have a couple of
resident cats that live there, and then the rest are like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That's actually what's kind of asking you guys.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Because I've heard of you, you were just gonna take one.
They're complimentary with you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't know what to expect. I don't know to me,
it could be the coolest thing in the world or
the worst. Like you walk in and it smells like oop,
or it's rainbows and butterflies and there's kittens climbing all
over me. You can't stop lapping.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I don't think it's gonna go like that.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
You're coming home with somewhere in between.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
So my fear, though, really is I'm gonna love one
too much and then I'm gonna have to pay for
a second like first class ticket for it to fly home.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
With first class.
Speaker 12 (13:06):
So it's very expensive.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's going to be an expensive kid anyway. Wish me
like and text me and if you've ever been to
a cat cafe, give me advice on what it's like.
I've never been to one.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Call you cat daddy, Daddy, what's been on your mind?
Speaker 8 (13:21):
So last week I decided to get my belly button pierced.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, what is this? Nineteen ninety eight? No, I missed
the wave.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
But when my friends did it at like fifteen, you know,
and then one of them was getting hers re pierced,
and I was like, yeah, I'll go with you.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Is it already infected? I just remember everybody had infected.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
That's why They actually told me it's better to get
it in your twenties.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
They said, you take care of it anyways. So I
go get my belly button piers and you know, do
the whole thing. They like, do the dot.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
They ask you how it looks and stuff. And I'm
looking in the mirror and I'm like, definitely like a
little crooked off center, which and I have people pleaser tendency.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
No, She's like, just me know, just let me know
if it looks off center. And I'm like, am I
to question the professional? So I don't say anything. I
get it pierced, I look down and I'm like, yep,
it's crooked.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
And then I go ask my friends, you know, They're like, yeah,
it's like definitely leaning that way.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
It's not the worst thing, though. I'm just gonna like
shift my body a little to it.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
When I stand straight, I'm gonna lean the other way
to like balance it out. But yeah, it's actually like
a permanent reminder now of my people pleaser tendencies meeting
me wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I'm going to get the wrong tattoo somedays and let
them go at it.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
They misspell her own name. She doesn't want to say anything,
probably I'm probably wrong. It's fine, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Would you guys say that I'm maintenance?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yes, really as to order special printer paper for you?
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Oh my god, seriously, and then if you get your
lunch order wrong, you hear about it for six months tack.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Okay, Well, I didn't think I would say I until
what just happened recently. Because I've been on a big
pizza kick and it's from this one awesome pizza place.
I don't want to give him a shout out because
if I do, they'll be busy forever and that's going.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
To be inconveniently. But they're really good.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
The thing is when it gets delivered, they'll put it
out on my doorstep, and when I bring it in,
I open up the box and it just looks amazing,
smells incredible, and I have to take a bite.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And the problem is it's too hot.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Wait they get it to your house too.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Quick, too too warm.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
But I can't wait because as soon as I see it,
I want it. So this is where the high maintenance
part comes in, because lately I've been putting in the
notes for the delivery driver when he arrives. If he
could just wait in the driveway for like three minutes
before he drops off the pizza. That would be the
ideal amount of cooling time.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Didn't you just wait when it's on the doorstep three
minutes to open the door.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
As soon as I see it, I'm going to open
it and eat it, and then I'm going to burn
my mouth and I'll add more for waiting, like I'm not.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I'm willing to do that.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I ready to sit in your car.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
And it's fun because now I get to look out
the window and watch him, and he's watching me watch him,
and we're both counting down together.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He tries to open the door, You're like, ah ah,
it's not been three minutes. You get back in that car.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
This is strange.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
That's a little stalemate that we have, but it's added
a little bit of excitement to the delivery process.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I don't know how anyone would call you high maintenance.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
And text stint seven eight five nine two tell us
how not high maintenance you are and.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 4 (16:32):
It's broken and Jeffrey in the morning and the phone
number is seven eight five nine two if you want
a text into the show and tell us what's been
on your mind, or just share any thought that you.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Have with you.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yes, we try and respond to most of the texts.
We can't get up to them all, but we love them.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
But we have a few here.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
One that says, I just listened to the mass speaker
of the girl who steals rich people's leftovers in Vegas.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Oh that girl he waits outside the hotel room.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
She says that whole thing, plus y'all's commentary made me
laugh out loud. I love you guys, now I know
where I'm going for lunch day.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay, so much flap a lobster tail, three.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Quarters of unintentional life hacks that you learned from this show.
We will see you at the dumpster behind Embassy Suites
when this is over. Another says, you guys are the
best part of my mornings. Well, that and coffee. Jose
and Jake's laugh makes me smile. Love you all, Jake,
you want to do you a.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Laugh together on two three?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's nice though anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Another says been listening since twenty twelve. I just noticed
a picture of Alexis the other day. She really is
like the female version of j from the in Betweeners
UK version.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Lol.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Love you guys, I'm gonna have to do some Google.
Oh wait, did you print it out?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Producer Boyd printed out a picture.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Of both okay, and I will say, it's actually really close. Yeah,
it does look like you have a long lost brother.
Did your mom Barb have a secret love child with
like a small British Man?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
That would make sense Why I love British Man.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
We have to put the box shore the side by
side up on the story that Brook and Jefferies hour.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Cover cut that he has talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh it's amazing, that's so good. Text nine two. Give us.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Give us more celebrity lookalike references for everybody on the show.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Never give up that good winners.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
Never quite.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
It's pretty common advice, but I guess it has its benefits.
But you had me going, and I'm just saying, maybe
maybe there are times where quitting is a good thing.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
This isn't the locker room.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Ring an ice cream eating competition. When your lactose intolerance.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
Kicks, Oh my god, keep going taking out the cream
light to quit on that one, Or when your hot
date shows up in a T shirt that says I
lost my virginity.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Can I have yours.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Then he offers to sprinkle some ketamine onto your nachos.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
You can do that?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Probably okay to abandon ship at that point.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, well probably lots more than a sidic blocks.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
To Our next segment is full of people who probably
wish they had given up on their dates a lot earlier,
but for some reason, they stuck it out and.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Lived to regret it. At least they get to share.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Their weird dating stories when we do a brand new
Battle of the Tender Dates right after this.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
Hope One dating appar right.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
The question is.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
Whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
It's the dating game show that strongly encouraged a Laddin
to Scotch guard that magic carpet, but he didn't listen
The Tender Dates, where two of our listeners go head
to head to find out whose dating life is the
most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second,
but first let's meet today's contestants in this corner. His
(20:30):
seductive party trick is d shelling an entire lobster inside
of his mouth. WHOA yeah, that's why the ladies call
him seafood Trio Leo Hey, what the guard oyster in there?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
I don't know, but hope nobody's allergic to shellfish.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And in the other corner he swears he has a
sick motorcycle parked just outside.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
It's just invisible right now.
Speaker 12 (20:55):
Meet Harley, Charlie.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Hey as you're going. Yeah, Hey, you don't.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Need to wear a helmet on that bike.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Charlie, No helmet needed.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Game works.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
One contestant is going to start by telling one of
their worst dating stories. Then the other will try and
counter with the nightmare story of their own. We're going
back and forth for three rounds till we declare a winner.
We're gonna start things off with you seafood trio Leo.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Let's go all right. So I was hooking up with
this chick. We were making out when she stopped. She
told me that she saw a bald spot on the
back of my head.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh oh, how could she see the back of your
head when you're making out?
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Yeah, they felt it.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Then, I don't know, have some weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Man, go on.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
She said that meant that I'd be bald by thirty
and she doesn't date bald guys. So she left.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I'm sorry, my friend, I'm sorry, I don't date old
guys and one day you're gonna be seventy.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Yeah, I don't know if it was maybe just an
excuse to leave, But ever since I I've been buying
special hair product.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
That's all right.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
She gave you a complex, but you know you may
have sicker hair because of it.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Charlie, can you count her?
Speaker 13 (22:07):
So we were at the movies right for our first date.
Eything going smooth? Her phone accidentity went off. Yeah, the
screen lights up and I can see my tender profile
like her wallpaper on her phone.
Speaker 12 (22:21):
Your picture.
Speaker 13 (22:22):
Yeah, first date, though, let's keep in mind.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Maybe she just needs it as a reminder what your
name is?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Quick?
Speaker 7 (22:33):
That was super ugly?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yeah, all right, round two, Leo, Time.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
To hit back.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
I met this smoking hot lady who's a spinning instructor,
and you know, spinning structures are always smoke shows, and
she invites me to her class. So I show up
as she puts me in the front row, which is
intimidating enough as it is. Yeah, and then five minutes
in she comes over and sets my bike on the
(23:00):
highest resistance and tells me if she sees me turn
it down, it's over between her.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Oh man, oh my god, at what point in the
class did you just pass out?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
I'm just standing up, trying to grind on this thing,
and I pointed at the door to distract her and
turn it down, and she caught me.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
You're too weak for her.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
She called me out in front of everyone over the
microphone and told me to get out.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Why does everybody you date like come after you, Charlie?
Speaker 11 (23:33):
You got to step it up, man, all right?
Speaker 13 (23:34):
So I was dropping this girl off after the day, right, everything.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Let's move.
Speaker 13 (23:38):
I'm leaving to go home. She calls me and she
asked me to come inside. She says, you know, she's
scared to be alone. So I'm like cool, I'm feeling like,
you know, this is my chance.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
And on her part, I.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
Go back inside. When I get there, there's a man dead.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Whoa wait, like her roommate or something.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Please tell me no.
Speaker 13 (24:01):
She sneaks and tells me he didn't know he was
in there. It was her boyfriend. He got back home
early from his trip.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh what a jirk coming back home early. I hate
that guy's.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Get to your third and final round. We need you
to really throw down here. Gentlemen, So seafood trio Leo.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
What do you got?
Speaker 7 (24:21):
My tender day invited me to go furniture testing testing.
I'm thinking she wants to check couches out or something,
you know, Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yeah, you got to stand on them before you buy it.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
You just never know, maybe a little love seat or something.
But no, no, no, no. We get to the store
and I found out she meant baby furniture testing because
she's eight months pregnant.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Oh amazing that she has the energy for me for that.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
But yeah, she's like, I'm so glad you hear my
back hurts.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
It gets worse, it gets way worse. She's looking for
a crib and asked if I could crawl into one
to let her know if the baby would the comfortable.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
How big of a baby is she planning on having?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Or how.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Can't ride a bike.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
To act like a baby?
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Harley Jarl Chance.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Boy, All right?
Speaker 13 (25:18):
We was he in that one of those outdoor restaurants,
you know, you sit outside and just relaxed. It was
a beautiful day I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
It was just perfect. She was beautiful, the.
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Date was cool with everything was small. Ran a bird
pooped on my date's head.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Sounded good luck though, Yeah, it's people just say that
to make you feel better.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
What she do.
Speaker 13 (25:42):
So she seemed upset at first, right, and I told her,
you know, like we could just we could just leave,
you know, and just end it off. But she told
me that her therapist encouraged her to start to face adversity,
you know, and be tough and deal with things. Okay,
So we sat there for another She tried to eat,
but she was crying, not coming at with.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
The bird poop still on the hay.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
She didn't clean it all.
Speaker 10 (26:12):
All right.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Final means the match is over. This was an intense one. Judges,
we gotta score in Alexis.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I gotta go Leo for crawling into baby Cray.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
We got one for Leo.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Brooke, I mean bird poop girl. I feel bad for her,
but it's definitely Leo.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Congratulations Seapoo trio. Leo, your dating life is messier than
a cafeteria on sloppy Joe Day.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Oh you want something? I think he's crying here just
being nice to me.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Bullied once again. That was Battle of the tender dates.
We got your phone to have coming up right.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
If you're working at a busy restaurant during the lunch rush,
you know how stressful that can be. Oh yeah, and
taking orders, making food, trying to stay organ eyes. And
then imagine, on top of all of that, you received
one of the strangest phone calls ever from a customer
who wants to order a sandwich but has taken his sweet,
(27:11):
sweet old time. There's a good reason for it, though,
you're gonna hear in your phone tap right.
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Now, Deli, this is Nick.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Hello, Hi, Sorry, is this the deli?
Speaker 14 (27:38):
Yes, this is Nick. How can I help you?
Speaker 11 (27:41):
Yeah? I like the places in order for a sandwich?
Speaker 14 (27:48):
S are you okay?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Everything okay?
Speaker 14 (27:50):
Over there?
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Oh so okay, excuse me, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (27:57):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I bought one of the vibrating massage chairs from sharper Image.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Oh I've been added in the last seventeen hours.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
That sounds like a lot.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yeah, so your sandwich.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Order, yeah, it's just question.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
After my order, can you can you put in the
notes to come into the house and deliver it to my.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Lab And you wanted to deliver aware.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
Onto my lap.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 14 (28:38):
I don't want to get up you can do at
your front doors.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
As far as the I.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Want to stand. It feels so good.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
I'm bet, I'm bet. Did you want to put the
order in or what?
Speaker 14 (28:52):
My friend?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Yeah? Sandwich?
Speaker 14 (28:57):
Yeah, we got a lot of sandwiches. You want to
to think specific on it?
Speaker 11 (29:02):
I no, I don't even care.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Okay, how about a ham and twist? Not that one. Listen, man,
I'm busy right now. I can't pick the sandwich for you.
Speaker 14 (29:16):
Why don't you call back when you're.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Ready to order?
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Do you have a roast be.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Yes, we have roast beef. You want a roast be sandwich?
Speaker 12 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (29:27):
We're kind of bread sour dough. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (29:33):
Yeah. So I'm you know, I'm trying to help you
out disorder. This is pretty creepy to be honest with
you when you're in So if we could get disorder
put in, I appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (29:45):
I'm just trying to tell you.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
Why don't you turn off the chair while you're ordering?
Speaker 7 (29:51):
What?
Speaker 12 (29:53):
Are you crazy? Have you been in a massage chair before?
Speaker 15 (29:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:59):
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
I wasn't in it for seventeen hours.
Speaker 14 (30:01):
I don't think that's even help me.
Speaker 11 (30:02):
You're missing out.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I'm I'm I'm I'm wearing a diaper right now?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Why you would you be wearing a diper?
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Sure?
Speaker 11 (30:12):
I want to stand up?
Speaker 14 (30:14):
All right, I should have asked that. I don't what
I was thinking. I can have the sandwich deliver to you.
But that's uh, that's about it. That's that's all I
need to know from your and just what you want
on the sandwich.
Speaker 11 (30:23):
Okay, okay, sorry, what.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
I'm gonna send you a roast beef sandwich?
Speaker 14 (30:31):
All right? Just give me your address. I'm not knowing
delivering it to your lab.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Did do you have any anybody over there that could
pick up my kids from soccer camp today?
Speaker 14 (30:42):
No, listen, guy, we're up, jel, I gotta go.
Speaker 12 (30:45):
Okay, I'll pay your delivery guy to pick up my
kids for me.
Speaker 14 (30:48):
Sir, with all due respect, you need to get out
of your freaking chair and go pick up your kids.
You can't have the deli guy to pick.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Up your kids.
Speaker 12 (30:55):
I'm willing to pay extra no Deli.
Speaker 14 (30:59):
Turn off the chair, walk outside the house and pick
up your kids. I'll have the sandwich to you in
a half hour.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
I feel like a human burrito and wrapped in a
tortilla of relaxation.
Speaker 14 (31:12):
You you wasted my time. I'm not having this conversation
with you.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
I'm hanging up.
Speaker 12 (31:17):
No, this is the call your roommate Ryan wanted.
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Me to have with you.
Speaker 14 (31:24):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (31:25):
Man?
Speaker 12 (31:25):
Yeah, Ryan loves some massage chairs and brank phone calls.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
This is.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Oh yeah, because this is a prank call.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Serious? I'm not in a massage chair.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
Metal radio station.
Speaker 12 (31:42):
My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 11 (31:44):
You just got phone tap, dude.
Speaker 14 (31:46):
I gotta say I'm pretty relieved that I'm not talking
to a weirdo.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I felt pretty good for those last few minutes. But
your roommate Ryan emailed us and said you just started
this new job at the deli and to make your
first week more exciting.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
I don't even know how you are making. No sounds
like I don't know if you're in a massage chair.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
You sound dude.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You I don't like it.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
Weeke up Every morning was Fu Taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
On this segment, we've gotten ghosters, catfishers, gas lighters, even
peanut pushers. I don't know, isn't that a dating term
where you keep texting the person saying, Hey, I'm pushing
peanuts over here?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
What's the deal?
Speaker 12 (32:43):
No one's done that.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, check me on that one. I thought that was
a dating one.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
My Google search that it's gonna be something Weird's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Type it in.
Speaker 16 (32:52):
Take the risks peanuts right anyway we have there's the
first time for everything, including one woman who claims that
she's a one month wow because after their first date
she wants to wait an entire thirty days before they
meet up again.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
And you will not believe the reason why.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Oh, it couldn't even do like a leap year month
where it's like twenty eight or so.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
She's turned the other guy into a peanut pusher wondering what's.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Going on over here.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
We're gonna find out some answers in your second date update,
next second date update. Dating online right now is like
being a contestant on a really stressful game show. At
least that's how our listener Sean felt, because he was
challenged recently by the lady he's interested in, and she
gave him one simple but agonizing.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Question to answer.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
If he got it right, there's a date and possibly
a new car. If he got it wrong, might never
see her profile picture again, and Steve Harvey would look
at him in shame and disgust.
Speaker 11 (33:55):
I am intrigued by.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
This new age of dating and I can't wait to
hear what the question was. But first on, tell us
about this mystery game show girl that you met.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Who is she?
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Her name is Janine and she is super hot?
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Oh god, super hot Janine?
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Yeah, you be super hot with really white teeth, like
my got their teeth are so white.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
And what was the question that Janine challenged you with?
Speaker 7 (34:22):
The question was country or rap? Which has to go country?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Honestly?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
For sure?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Country?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Oh yeah, Rap?
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I mean I don't want to get rid of either one.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
If that is a hard question.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Okay, Well what did you say, Sean?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
I said, ditch country. But that picture of you drinking
champagne on the beach is the best picture on this app,
and I think that's what got her.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Okay, that was it felt like you didn't transition. Well, yeah, compliment.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
What did she say?
Speaker 7 (35:06):
She said that I failed the main question.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Girls love country.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
Yeah, but I got bonus points for appreciating her pitch.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
So okay, okay, so you got.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Somewhere smart to slip the compliment.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
What did you guys end up doing?
Speaker 7 (35:24):
You know, I ended up kind of going back and forth,
like within the app I joked about zooming in on
the picture and she was like, what are you, you know,
like purving out? I mean I was like, no, zooming
in to see what kind of champagne you're drinking. I
want to know if you're drinking the classy stuff, you know.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, also I know your swimsuit size.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Now that But what did you end up doing for
your date?
Speaker 7 (35:47):
Like?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Did you take her on a long drive down a
country road?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
She's a country.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Girl with the champagne of her choice.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, rents a pickup truck for the day.
Speaker 7 (35:58):
I took her on a very short drive to restaurant.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
A type of restaurant is Asian sushi like buffet kind
of restaurant could.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Be less country than.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Country.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
So delicious.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
How was it? I mean, that's I always think sushi
is a sexy date.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
It is, Yeah, it was. It was great. And it
was one of these places that's kind of adjoining like
a shopping center, like a kind of mall type area hot.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
This is taking in front of her eyes.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
But don't give them that.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
There's high end malls that have like high end restaurants.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, I mean give us some highlights here from the day.
What are some good things that happened at sushi?
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Well it was good. Sushi was like pretty high end
and we had a great conversation. And you know, the
best thing about that location is being close to the
shopping centers. You have the opportunity to extend your date, like, oh, do.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
You want to go build a bear together?
Speaker 5 (37:09):
I gad, I'd like that.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
I was gonna, you know your age, it's not shocking
at all, put a little cowboy hat on and a
little so cute.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
It's actually and then you'd have a little teddy better remember.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Is going to do this?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Is that what you did? Sean?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
We actually she had a high school reunion coming up,
so she wanted to try on some clothes for that.
So I went over to a department store and she'd
try it on a bunch of stuff and showed it
to me, and I got to put my input in there,
and it was cute. It was fun.
Speaker 8 (37:41):
That's how you know she's hot though, because I wouldn't
close riend of a guy.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
It was so bad. You know, it is like a
couple thing to do.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, you know she's literally going to ask you do
I look bad? Yeah, you have to be prepared for that.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Yeah, as a guy, that doesn't sound very fun to
me to watch women put on a bunch of different outfits.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
But how was it for you?
Speaker 7 (37:59):
Sean? It was fun. We I think we really hit
it off. And at the end of the day she said, hey,
let's hang again soon and we kiss. You did, Yeah,
she initiated.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
A kid, Well, she initiated a kiss.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
Well, it was kind of. It was mutual. It was mutual.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
But how are you on the phone with us and
not just out on a date with her?
Speaker 7 (38:22):
I don't know. I asked her when she was free,
and she said a month from now own or something.
I don't know. I thought she was joking. I laughed,
and then she didn't laugh, and I said, are you joking?
And she said, no, I'm just super busy. But I
want to see you.
Speaker 6 (38:41):
Oh wow, I want to see you in thirty one days.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, but it seems like a red flag, Like, what
what's going through your mind when you hear that?
Speaker 7 (38:50):
Sean? She's dating other people, which is.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Okay, Yeah, I mean that's obvious, right or yeah, maybe
already in a relatelationship.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
I was thinking he goes out of town.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
All right, So has.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
It been a month since that date happened and now
we're reaching out.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
It's been closer to a week. But you know I'm
not gonna wait a whole month for her.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yeah, rat boy doesn't play by the rules. He just
waits a week and then calls that country girl.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
I mean you just saying rat Boy shows.
Speaker 10 (39:30):
Boy.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Young Jeffery is about to uh drop the mic. We're
gonna play a song, an old school song, and then
we'll come back.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
We'll call Janine for you and try and get you
a second date.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
All right, all right, all right, hold on man.
Speaker 17 (39:56):
Yo, no yo, this is the little rap boy. I'm
on the mic because hip hop music is the stuff
I like.
Speaker 12 (40:07):
Is whack yet makes me yawn?
Speaker 17 (40:09):
Rather do malsoushie with my homeboy Sean? Yeah, I said, boy,
why like winky winky want your Sewan's my guy boy
to go ahead, Sean, but.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Deathly Sean's.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
I don't know if I'm gonna top that. That was
incredible that's right.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
That's a good answer.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Little rap boys at the top of his game.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Yeo in the country.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
You don't know what is going on.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
We're talking to Sean who's a big fan of rap
music over country music. But anyway, he recently went out
with a girl that he met online named Janine. They
went to Malsoushie together.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
And that it was a nice place.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
It was a nice mall, sushi, classy one.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
He even went with her to the mall and helped
her pick out an outfit for her high school reunion
that was coming up. But afterwards, even though it ended
with a date, she said, we need to wait at
least a month before we see each other again, which
is weird.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I know, is that what I said?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
It was a date?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Okay, I know what you meant.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
I just didn't know if everybody else did.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Still in that you know, wrap mode hardcore wrap. But anyway,
he is not waiting the full month. He wants us
to call just a week after that date to figure out.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Why does he have to wait so long.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
I don't know, maybe there's like like a waiting period.
She's like the d MV. You have to take a
number and come on she's got options, man.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
And Sean, you think that maybe the reason is that
she could already be involved with somebody else.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
Yea, yeah, it could even be something serious if it's
that long.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Okay, was she pregnant? Maybe she was. If she's pregnant,
you can get the.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
We're just gonna assume that she's not pregnant, and we're
gonna call her and see what she has to say.
Why does Sean have to wait a full month to
go out with her? I'm a dollar number right now
here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Jeanine?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Yo, Jeanine?
Speaker 11 (42:22):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Country boy?
Speaker 10 (42:24):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
What's up y'all?
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Hi, Jeanine.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Hi, This is jeff and company from the Morning show
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Okay, yeah, morning radio show.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
And we're calling because we have some questions for you
about one of our listeners that you went out on
a date with.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
The other day.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
I'm sorry, it's weird, weird, I understand that, but we're
reaching out on behalf of our boy, Sean, remember Sean.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, yeah, so we've.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
We heard a little bit about your date and it
sounded good on our end, but he told us that
afterwards you said that he had to wait a whole
month before he was allowed to see you again.
Speaker 18 (43:14):
Yes, they did.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Okay, so, I mean pretty long. From my perspective, that
just means you are not like you're putting it off
like why. I mean, if you like somebody, you find time.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Unless you're going out of town.
Speaker 15 (43:30):
No, I'm not going out of town. I do want
to see him again.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
We uh, we thought that maybe there's a chance you
could already be in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Is that what's going on?
Speaker 7 (43:41):
No, no, no, no, it's not anything like that.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Now, okay, okay, but I mean you do sound hesitant
to talk about it with us.
Speaker 15 (43:50):
It's just it's a little it's a little awkward. I'm
not sure how to get it.
Speaker 12 (43:57):
We love awkward, yeah, we do.
Speaker 10 (43:59):
And litten.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
I mean, you've got a guy that it sounds like
you like, but he feels like it's.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Not being reciprocated. I mean, you've got to give him
more than just wait a month. I'll I don't know
that they'll stick around.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I mean, we're here at try and help you, Janine.
Speaker 15 (44:14):
Yeah, it's just so I don't know. I don't know
what he told you or anything, but I have a
high school reunion coming up soon, and I was just
waiting to see him until after that was done.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Why do you have to wait until after the reunion.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
With your day Why?
Speaker 15 (44:37):
But that's kind of a thing.
Speaker 19 (44:40):
I'll put it this way. So he's totally boyfriend.
Speaker 20 (44:43):
Material, But I don't know if he's like material that
I would bring like a big event where I know
a lot of people.
Speaker 15 (45:00):
What does that?
Speaker 5 (45:02):
What are you embarrassed of him?
Speaker 10 (45:04):
Us?
Speaker 18 (45:05):
Like, Okay, you go to your high school reunion and
you kind of want to like show off a little bit, right,
Like I look at me, I'm doing so well.
Speaker 10 (45:12):
I just know he's like.
Speaker 15 (45:16):
Like arm candy.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Show off.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
But you're attracted to him.
Speaker 19 (45:24):
I am like, he's he's fine looking.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Fine.
Speaker 8 (45:29):
Material personality wise, I am in the middle of the magazine,
just not on the cover.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
And you want to bring a It's like one of
those people with their personality makes them way more attractive.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah, why would that matter your reunion?
Speaker 19 (45:43):
Like I said, you kind of want to go and
show off a little bit of these things. I feel
like that's the point of them. I'm just afraid if
we start dating, he would expect to be invited, and like,
how do I tell him, like, oh, you're not attractive
enough to go with me to the thing, Like you
feel like.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
I could think of a great way that you can
tell him that. I already did tell him that because he's.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
Listening right now.
Speaker 7 (46:12):
Yeah, you don't need to worry about inviting me to
this thing. Don't don't worry.
Speaker 18 (46:19):
Line Okay, that's how this works.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
We have them waiting on the other line so they
could hear the reason.
Speaker 18 (46:29):
Oh I wish I was doing that before I said
my thanks. I'm hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I knew
that would sound bad, and that's why I didn't say
anything to New about it.
Speaker 19 (46:40):
I do like you.
Speaker 18 (46:41):
I do want to see you again. I mean, do
you kind of understand where I'm coming from?
Speaker 19 (46:45):
Maybe that I would want to bring someone off?
Speaker 7 (46:48):
No, not at all. You put on a real performance
for me the other night. It feels like like, and
you know, I don't know why you would assume that
I would want to go to your high school reunion anyway,
Like I don't want to high school reunions suck. I
don't I didn't even want to go to mind, so
why would I want to go to yours, you know, defensive,
(47:11):
not being arm candy like I'm not trying to be.
That's not what I'm about.
Speaker 18 (47:16):
So yeah, I think this whole thing got like, Oh,
it's really weird, Sean.
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Are you really over it? I mean, she didn't mean
to hurt your feelings. She's being superficial. We all know
the pressure that like.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
A reunion can bring around, right, especially if you're a
dork like me in high school, like you want to
show up looking cool.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 6 (47:41):
Understand her like desire to want to do that. I
don't think that it's the right thing to do, but
I get it.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
You're you're basically calling Sean a dork around house.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
I'm saying she must have used to have been a
dork if she has to impress them with her.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Okay, now you're calling both people on.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
The line want to show up with it.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
That's exactly what I'm saying. But I'm saying it shouldn't matter.
It won't matter in the end.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Don't like you guys, Vibe, you kissed, you had a
great time.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Okay, enough, book, you're taking this whole thing truck.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
You're becoming a York Agan brush Sean.
Speaker 12 (48:17):
This whole thing is.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
About you and helping you out. How do you feel
in this moment?
Speaker 7 (48:22):
I'm out, Like, I understand we put her on the spot,
but she just torched my ego and I don't I
don't need that in my life, you know. I also,
I'm not interested in being arm candy. Like I'm a
good dude, I rock.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
You know what we're gonna do, Sean.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
I'm not even gonna ask Janine to get a second date.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Wow, I'm sorry that that happened.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
Man, Can you hook me up with the second date
with somebody else? Because I do have other matches?
Speaker 2 (48:50):
All right?
Speaker 4 (48:50):
That sounds good. Sean calls back when they ditch you
coming up, it is.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
What the segment is.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I didn't mean it as it is.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
Truth in the morning.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Our textport's flooding with people right now who want to
be Sean's arm candy at the reunion.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Lease. Can we set him up?
Speaker 4 (49:15):
We should on these phone numbers, and I guess he'll
have to sort out who's going to.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Be hot enough to make her jealous again.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Alexis brings up a good point. They both never went
to that high wander in.
Speaker 5 (49:26):
You just say that your name. I don't know Michael
be a Michael.
Speaker 6 (49:30):
There's like eight thousand Michaels every high school.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
There's a million of the conversations that's like hey.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
You yeah, familiar, bigger picture here.
Speaker 7 (49:40):
You Know.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
What I really liked is how our community rallies around
somebody like Shoan. I mean, we do a charity drive
for needy cats, nobody shows up, a revenge call for
some Goo basically had to get an extra security guard
at the door because there's so many volunteers. Story we
do we and I love our listeners. Remember you can
(50:00):
always hear our second Date Update podcasts, which are now
up on our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. You also
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you get your podcasts at Broken Jeffrey.
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Just so you know, each account has a lot different content.
I'm just you know, saying you should do it all.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
Yes, subscribe to everything, and always reach out to us.
If you ever need a second aid update, We'll call
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Speaker 10 (50:24):
Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
If you can't choose between ihop and Applebee's, then there's
some exciting news for you.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
Really, there are a lot of people who have a
hard time with this decision.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
There's like one parking lot in the country that people
are like, which where do we go?
Speaker 2 (50:40):
You may not have to choose anymore. It's Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
And this is something I didn't know but I just
saw in the news today. Did you realize for the
past five years both restaurants have been owned by the
same parent company.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Like you you start to go up to the big
umbrella of these things, and there's like three companies in
this country.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
They literally run.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Every shings Brook Corp.
Speaker 6 (51:04):
If they don't call it ie Hopplebees, I'm gonna be
upset the CEO.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
They say they're gonna start creating dual branded locations, meaning
they'll have separate entrances in separate seating areas, but located
in the same building, with the same kitchen and same
staff working both.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
It's like the KFC slash Taco Bells.
Speaker 8 (51:22):
But with what I like this, I could give a
chocolate chip smiley faced pancake. And then the Long Island
I see.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Disaster gos sick just hearing.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
Oh my god, if the seating capacity fills up on
one side, then it will spill over into like the
Applebee side or vice versa. And as for the name
of the combo restaurant, the question is will they call
it apple Hop or iye.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Hoppies, No.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
Hopplebees.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
It rolls off the tone he does say it.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
It's so fun.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
They have a test restaurant in Mexico right now. It's
just called Applebee's Dash Eye Hop.
Speaker 5 (52:00):
Yeah, you're missing a marketing opportunity.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
There could become a thing everywhere soon in the combined
menus would be huge, So I'm excited for it. The
only thing that it psyites me more is laser Stories.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
I want some moons over MyOpen poppers.
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Oh that's Denny's though.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Yeah, I'm sure they'll be added into the mix, so
make sure to follow us by the way at Brooke
and Jeffrey Laser Stories.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Just next, it's the radio segment.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Who's trying to get a piece of that hair growth
money and found a niche No one's doing nose hair transplants.
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His slogan, if your nostrils bear, put some hair up there.
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Soon you'll be sporting a flowing Maine thanks to Laser Story.
The segment where we read weird news stories around the
globe just like everyone else does. Except we've got a laser.
Those other smell junkies just don't. This first laser story
is out of New Mexico. Levita Mitchell isn't just a
high school teacher. She's a really cool high school teacher.
(53:06):
Cool teacher is in a lot of trouble after she
let her students duel with real swords. Way yeah, not
too long ago. She brought in Japanese katana style swords
to class, and then she had the students rearranged their
desks to form a ring in the center of the room.
Speaker 6 (53:25):
Oh, these are always those things where there's so many
steps where you could have said, someone could have been
This isn't a good idea.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
We're gonna keep going with this.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
A pair of kids were then allowed to square off
with swords with not a lot of rules. In fact,
not too long after they started, one of the girls
dueling was struck across her right forearm, wrist, and hand
and blood gushed everywhere.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
You do like fake swords? There are so many different options.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Then what's the concert quinc Then there has to be
some stakes.
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Missus Mitchell reportedly screamed, I'm in trouble and order the
students to delete any videos they had immediately while the.
Speaker 5 (54:12):
While the girls were sitting there bleeding. That's why she's
worried about.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
The priorities broke and things got worse when she didn't
immediately call nine one one. Instead, she sent her down
the hall to the school nurse.
Speaker 5 (54:23):
Oh, they always fixed everything.
Speaker 4 (54:25):
And thirty minutes later the student was taken to the
emergency room.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Oh man, they knew this was going to make national Dudes. Yah,
they were like, anything we could do with the hospital.
Speaker 6 (54:35):
Better cancel that Western duel we had with the pistols
for later in the day.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
If you're wondering how swords fit into a chemistry.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Class, it's a great question.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
The assistant principal described the incident as a quote lesson
on metal and melding when the student accidentally cut the
other student with.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
It that.
Speaker 4 (54:56):
The teacher, Missus Mitchell, was fired and not surprised. There
is a pending lawsuit.
Speaker 6 (55:02):
Day chemistry class is already the most dangerous of the classes.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
Can you imagine his next la The story is out
of Port Saint Lucy, Florida. Forty one year old Duke
Tacker was at a strip club last weekend.
Speaker 5 (55:15):
Of course, Duke Tacker was the.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Strip club was called body.
Speaker 5 (55:18):
Talk, piece of my body.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Even though he was enjoying himself, he wasn't tipping the strippers,
so they confronted.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Him about it.
Speaker 6 (55:27):
Nobody do you go as a group of strippers together
to tato.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Stripper?
Speaker 5 (55:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
It comes over.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
Well, the thing is, he was bragging about how much
money he makes.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
He didn't want to tip.
Speaker 4 (55:44):
He told them that there weren't any signs up, stating
that it was mandatory.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
One of the women who works there picked up a
stack of cash and slapped him upside the head with.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
Better than a stiletto. He lucked out.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
That's kind of a brag.
Speaker 4 (55:58):
That stripper was twenty eight year old victor Ria Jones.
And after that happened, the guy called the cops on her.
Speaker 5 (56:03):
What there is no way the cops are going to
side with him.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
Well, police interviewed Victoria and she said Duke had been
insulting the strippers and claimed that she just tossed the
cash at him in a non aggressive manner.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
Yeah, that's right, but security.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
Footage showed her hitting him with the cash while also
striking him with an open hand. So she is now
facing charges for misdemeanor.
Speaker 16 (56:30):
Battery battery with stripper cats there some ones, let's cover
her bail.
Speaker 4 (56:35):
Careful because you might get it called for assault for
throwing the ones out.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
Jeff.
Speaker 4 (56:40):
This next Laser stories out of Living it Up Headquarters.
For some reason, the rapper jah Rule has been making
his way onto conversations on this show lately.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
He has been a hot topic here and.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
He will not go away.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
And I say that because his former business partner, Billy McFarland,
the guy behind the Fire Festival, he announced yesterday the
sequel is getting even closer to happening. That's right, Billy says.
The pre sales have already made one hundred and ten
million dollars and care.
Speaker 6 (57:14):
Everybody is I would believe anything that man says. I'm
sure he's made that much money.
Speaker 4 (57:20):
The ticket price has started at twenty five hundred dollars
a piece, with the highest access level ticket costing more
than a million.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
Are you actually performing?
Speaker 5 (57:30):
Then?
Speaker 4 (57:31):
He didn't say how many tickets sold though, only that
the next time we'd hear from him it'll be after
his business partners make their official Fire Festival two announcement.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
I want to go.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
This is going to be lit.
Speaker 6 (57:43):
I promise you you are making me believe that they
actually have sold that many tickets.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
No word on him Jaw is going to be performing himself,
because if he is, I can promise you, this little morning.
Speaker 2 (57:53):
Radio show will be broadcasting live from fire Festival too. Brooke,
get your camping tent.
Speaker 5 (57:59):
Ready so we get all like some lunchables in the shelter.
Speaker 4 (58:03):
The stories out of the world of words, The site
word tips just put out a comprehensive report on regional
slang throughout the US.
Speaker 6 (58:11):
Why do I feel like you're a member of the
site the word Tip.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Here's the most fascinating things that they found about slang.
Our most loved slang word overall comes from Texas. It's caniption,
which is a fit of rage or a tantrum.
Speaker 5 (58:29):
Don't hear that caption fit? It's fun word to say.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
It is fun.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
I think that's what they're talking about. It's not like
the most used. We just like to say that.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
Makes sense.
Speaker 4 (58:40):
Second place goes to the word in a Boston area
accent wicked.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
Wicked wicked wicked.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
America's most hated slang term is from the Midwest. It's slashy,
which is a hybrid bar slash liquor store establishment.
Speaker 6 (58:55):
Yeah yeah, slashy, go ahead to the slash, followed by
the Denver area term Colorado kool aid, which.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Is slang for cools.
Speaker 5 (59:04):
Yeah, taste the Rockies.
Speaker 4 (59:06):
And our favorite slang from New York is cringe. From California,
it's out of pocket.
Speaker 5 (59:13):
It's not hella.
Speaker 4 (59:14):
Yeah, which out of pocket you say when someone has
crossed the line out of pocket?
Speaker 2 (59:20):
The worst from California is clutch.
Speaker 11 (59:23):
That's so clutch.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
And from Texas it's claude hopper. That's an insult for
someone who's clumsy or on cultured, or it could be
slaying for a heavy shoe.
Speaker 5 (59:32):
Yes, oh, got the cloud hoppers on today, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (59:35):
This guy can only dream of getting clod hopped by
a heavy shoe. Yeah, that's on his Christmas wishless Thanks Santa.
The Soundings Laser Stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.
Speaker 10 (59:47):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (59:56):
We got a first time player on the line, Jessica
from who is a nurse over at the U dub Yeah,
with a lot of college students. I'm guessing that you're
just you're on std watch pretty much twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Is that what your job is?
Speaker 19 (01:00:13):
Oh my god, Jesse, you stole my joke.
Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
How did you know.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I went to the dub.
Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
Lot?
Speaker 7 (01:00:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Probably no. I thought, you know, I love that old
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Thought there was a joke, like, because there's U dub
hospital right anyway on the clinic.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah, yeah, it's notice like the brand.
Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
What's the dumbest thing a kid has come in for?
Speaker 19 (01:00:40):
Oh my gosh, because they're all like baby adults, they're
learning how to adult, right, So, like you know, one
kid came in and he literally like cut his finger.
It looked like a paper cut, and he was freaking out.
He didn't know what to do. So, I mean that's
the kind of thing where you look around you're like,
is there a camera might being pumped but it's real.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
He's like, look, I just need you to kiss it, please,
bet Jessica does.
Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Let's then brook out at the studio while that happens. Jessica,
you know the game works. He got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know
when you could say pass, but you have to beat
Brooke outright to win.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
Okay, okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Good luck.
Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Time starts now. George Takai celebrates a birthday today. He
played Sulu on what famous sci fi TV show star Trek.
There are only two mammals on Earth that can lay eggs?
Name one of them platypus. What country has islands called
Delos Ithaca and Hydra.
Speaker 19 (01:01:35):
Greece?
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
In which decade was the internet invented.
Speaker 19 (01:01:41):
The eighties?
Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Prior to the nineteen eighties, this automaker was known as
Dat's son.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
What's it called Nowzuki?
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Good guests there, Jessica reppin for the nurses of the
U Dove. We're gonna the studio, and I see an
interesting fact about you is that Jessica got the active
bug and was in a local play of Monty Python
spam alot right.
Speaker 19 (01:02:06):
What made you want to Bloody Park players? Oh my gosh,
because it looked so fun and the people, like adults,
just look like they're having fun actually playing, And that's
I guess why they call it a play. And if
it is, it's like literally the most fun thing.
Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
What was your part.
Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
So I was.
Speaker 19 (01:02:21):
Passy the coconut clapper behind King Arthur.
Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
You know I remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I don't know that one that's more STDs at the
U dub.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
Or in the park. O.
Speaker 19 (01:02:35):
I'm going to play the fifth on that one.
Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Yeah, I think we all know which one. It's your turn.
You're ready, Yes, your time starts now. George Takai celebrates
a birthday today. He played Sulu on what famous sci
fi TV show Star Trek. There are only two mammals
on Earth that can lay eggs.
Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Name one of them platypus.
Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
What country has island?
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
It is called delos Ithaca and Hydra Hydra grease? In
which decade was the Internet invented?
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
It was invented in the sixties.
Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Prior to the nineteen eighties, this automaker was known as
dats What is it called now?
Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Is it Mitsubishi?
Speaker 11 (01:03:18):
Got?
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Our answer is in.
Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
We're gonna go over to the scoreboard to see how
you did with jose This.
Speaker 10 (01:03:23):
Is degrading and humiliating.
Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Jessica, you did very well that you educations rubbing off
on you got four.
Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Oh my gosh, you may have been right.
Speaker 19 (01:03:35):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
You y you know this really wasn't even game. Same
amount of questions and.
Speaker 21 (01:03:43):
I don't know Brook only Hija, Jessica great or Dagga.
Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Let's go to answer real quick. George Takai celebrates a birthday.
He played Sulu on Star Trek. The two mammals that
can lay eggs are anteaters and duck build platypuses.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
So you guys both got that.
Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
The country with islands like Dellos, Ithaca and Hydra is Greece.
They have over six thousand islands. Internet was invented in
the nineteen eighties. Oh really, January first, nineteen eighties.
Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
Twenties, those were like the startup forties.
Speaker 10 (01:04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Prior to the nineteen eighties it was called dat Sun.
Now it's known as Nissan Fun. So, Jessica, congratulations. Not
only do you get one hundred dollars, but just for playing,
you get some brook and Jeffrey swag to take home you. Yes,
thanks for being here to play with us, Jefs. We're
(01:04:48):
gonna be back to New Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 10 (01:04:51):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
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