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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sweet, it's podcast time. Welcome to the full show. We've
got it all here. But first a reminder that you
can do some good right now and look really cool
doing it.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh yeah, did I sound cool when I said that
alexis no keep going.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's merged for a cause, with one of the proceeds
going to help hurricane relief efforts with Heart to Heart International.
So please buy your sweatshirt, buy your t shirt. No,
the money is truly helping. Go to Brook Andjeffrey dot com.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
And thanks to the people who have already bought them.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
We've already gotten pictures from people.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes for for sure, and here's your podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I have an announcement to make. Oh it's Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I love announcements, but I don't like the music that
you chose for it.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Although it is a little late, almost a year late,
I do have to bring it up because for some
bizarre reason, on the text board we're getting people saying
I miss Jeffrey's joke of the week.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
What And I've never seen one of those texts.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
And if you don't know, my joke of the week
was the final and probably best part of a recurring
segment that we used to do called care or don't Care.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm starting to like you got your mom to text
in about missing the joke of the week.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
They're all over the place, they're coming in and we
haven't done demand that segment in forever. But the thing is,
we never officially announced that we were vaulting it until now.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's quite the trump.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
A lot of fanfare when we bought stuff here.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Especially when we do it a year after it's actually
been vaulted.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's important to do this the right way. And you know,
I always do feel a little selfish when we do
this because I'm the only one who always gets to
close the vault door.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay it is I'm jealous a little man.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's an honor that I've always done, but today I'm
going to pass the honors over to Alexis. It's very special.
Now you can't see this at home, but she's got
a big red button in front of her with a
bunch of little red buttons around it. So if she
pushes the big one, then we're good. Just push the

(02:16):
big red one so we can vault this thing. We're
gonna We're gonna do a countdown in the studio so
we can officially vault this wretched segment. You gotta cut
the music. Cut the music. We don't need a dramatic
Let's let's do the countdown angels. Here we go.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Two w.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Alexis. You push the wrong button, big one. You open
the door. We're not bringing the segment back. We need
the vaulted buttons. Okay, just close the door. Try it again. Okay,
this is why I am the vault master.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Buttons.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
It's just a big red one, Ashton. Do you want
to take the button from her and shut it?

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Please?

Speaker 7 (03:02):
He's a.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Jesus have souls. Okay. We know you have red hair, Ashton,
and you proud of it. But this doesn't play time.
It's vault time. Just hand it over to me. Okay,
give me the button. Care, don't care. You are officially
rusty vaulted. Well, now you stay in there with headlines
only because when we're going ahead to greener pastures with

(03:28):
a jock collar question of the day, Okay, somebody who's
never going to be in that vault digital Jake, let's
do it.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Welcome all ye royal subjects. Here we go to National
Princess Day to where we celebrate tiaras and sashes and
the truly regal power of never lifting a finger while
being locked away in a giant tower. Whether they're ruling
over real kingdoms or just our childhood memories, it's time

(03:57):
to see how well you know your crowned Queen's in
training for a special kiss her Royal Highness Edition of twenty. Now,
I have a list of the top twenty most famous princesses.
They could be real or fictional, alive or deceased. You
just have to name them to stay in the game

(04:20):
famous princess. They could have become queen, but they are
maybe a princess at one point. We'll start with the
woman who smashed her glass slipper over a bar top
last week and demanded free lemon drops for her friends.
That's Alexis. Alexis. Top twenty most famous princesses are on
the board.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, I mean at Disney World, she has a whole
castle dedicated to her Cinderella.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Jeezrelli, it's number two on my list over the brook.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, I'm actually gonna go with a real princess. I'm
going to say Princess Diana.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah, Princess Diana is the number one on my list.
I didn't like the slight at Cinderella there. Cinderella's very real. Hey,
it's your turn.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
Since I was a kid, I've had a crush on
Princess Jasmine.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Oh yeah, Princess Jasmine. It's number twelve on my list.
She's the frowarded princess from Aladdin. We're over to Jeffrey.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
There's a couple that I probably can't bring up because
our families are kind of close. They probably wouldn't want
me saying their names. I will just say some of
the duchesses in Scandinavia. Their free key is all I
got to say.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
I guarantee you don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
If I did, I'm not allowed to say. But I'm
gonna go for an easy one. Princess Elsa from Frozen.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Oh good one, Elsa. I believe she's technically a queen.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh she is. Her parents died.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
My Scandinavian duchess friends are coming after all.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Right, Jeffrey's out, Let's go back to Alexis.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm still going off. If they have a castle, they're
famous and Sleeping Beauty.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Yeah, Sleeping Beauty. It's number seven on my list. Known
for her Beauty and Grace. She's also known as Princess Aurora.
That was number seven. We're back to Brook Rapunzel.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Was a princess, right, yeah, yeah, she's from Throw Down
Your Hair Rapunzel.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Rapunzel's number fift on my list.

Speaker 8 (06:18):
Jose, I don't want to be with anybody. This woman
will always be a princess to me. Okay, Princess Megan Markle.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Oh, Megan Markle. She was, She's the Duchess of York
and not on my list.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I'm sorry, not a princess she is.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
We're back to Alexis final to r left you and.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm thinking one of my favorite movies, Princess Diaries, which
becomes the Queen of Genovia.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
But first she's the princess of.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
The Princess of Genovia, is correct? That's number six on
my list.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Princess March.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
I don't believe it was March Anne Hathaway in two
those movies, almost three. I think ye brook one's coming.
Get this wrong, Alexis.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Wins Okay, oh, just name your own daughter.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Calloween is not a princess. Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wow, Princess Peach.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Princess Peach. It did not make my list. That means
Alexis is one Today's princess edition of plenty of plenty
of controversial list. Let's go over what you guys missed.
I'm sure you guys will fight me over these. Number
three Princess Leah, technically royalty in the Star Wars universe. Catherine,

(07:33):
Princess of Wales. You might know her is Kate Middleton.
Number eight Padme Amidala, she was a princess before becoming
Queen Amidala and Star Wars Princess Grace Kelly of Monica.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Total freak Hollywood actress.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Belle from Beauty in the Beast. Queen Elizabeth I. She
was Princess Elizabeth beforehand. Princess Fiona, which Alexis dressed up
as for Halloween. Princess Margaret, the younger sibling of Queen Elizabeth. Mowanna,
did make the list as a Disney princess, She's just
part of the crew. Pocahontas is a Disney princess, she's
not a princess.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Brook gets to rule who is a princess and who
is not. She is the deciding practice.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Number twenty, close friend of Jeffrey's family, Princess Madeline of Sweden.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh yeah, oh man, all right, welcome.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Alexis got the most right, so she gets to choose
who gets shocked while singing the classic princess song Tipsy
by Shaboozie.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Are your royal friends, Jeff? It has to be you.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, all right, Welcome to the ball. This goes out
to all the Scandinavians. Uh, someone pulled me up a
double shadow whiskey. They know me and Jack Daniel's got
a history. There's a potty downtown near Fifth Street. Everybody
at the bug and that is your shock collar question.

(08:52):
The other day, you got your phone tap coming up
in just a few minutes.

Speaker 9 (08:55):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Welcome back, it's brooking jeff Free in the morning.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
And I talked about it a lot last week about
how our Second Date Update podcast showed up on the
Spotify Top Comedy Show charts. Yeah really, Also, and I
launched a holy war against Julia Luis Dreyfus. Her podcast
was beating hours and is actually now farther ahead of us,

(09:22):
probably because Brooke and everybody else is actively encouraging people
to go listen to you.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Well, it's like I saw her podcast right next to ours.
And I had never listened to it before, so then
I gave it a listen.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
I feel like she's now shot up five spots ahead
because of you, Brooke.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Listen to the Jane Fonda episode. It's the only one
that I listened to.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Can we stop? Can we just stop? I've learned a
big lesson from all of this. Number One, No matter
how much I talk about her, Julia doesn't give a
rip about me, or this show or anybody on it.
All she cares about is her bank account and being
part of Hollywood's elite, which explains why Brook likes her
so much.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
She's not listening to our podcast.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
I mean second thing that I've taken away from this debacle.
Any press is good press when it comes to washed
up Seinfeld actors.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
So she's not watched.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
From now on, I am vaulting the name Julia Luis.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Tres hit the button.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
No one's allowed to say her name on this show
ever again. She's behind seven feet of reinforced steel and
is locked away permanently. Is it is? Every time you
say her name, our podcast drops ten spots. Okay, I'm
done helping her, star Shine. She needs me more than

(10:47):
I need her, so like I said, j LD officially
vaulted Julius.

Speaker 10 (10:53):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Okay, we're down to negative two hundred.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Now, I don't take us off the radio.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
I don't even care if she reaches out and tells
me how funny and handsome I am and wants to
relaunch Seinfeld with me as the hot new Jewish New
York playboy.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
You know she's done a lot.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Of other things since then, right, nothing good?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Like it's over, don't curse on the radio. The major
stories is coming up right after this. It's the radio
segment that's helping families celebrate Thanksgiving more patriotically this year
with kaboom butter balls.

Speaker 11 (11:33):
Yeah, brand white and blue turkey stuffed with live fireworks
sounds one. Yeah, only woosy countries cook their birds in
an oven.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Real Americans cooked by.

Speaker 11 (11:46):
Stuffing that poultry full of M eighty thunderbombs and nitro
blitzery rockets.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
You know it's cooked.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I'm gonna say it, but that's it'll lead to some
real dry meat.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
That's right, we like it dry.

Speaker 11 (12:00):
Explode into the holidays with Laser Stories, the segment where
we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
everyone else does, except we've got a laser and those
other slob gobblers just don't. This first laser story is
out of bot Tropolis.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Am I yelling?

Speaker 7 (12:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah, all right, this first one out a bot tropolis.
People have done pranks where they mess around with phone
scammers to waste their time, which can be fun. The
problem is it still waste your time to do that.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Nobody, get right, Yeah, it doesn't waste our time if
we get paid for it.

Speaker 9 (12:36):
Oh yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
AI may change that. A company in the UK has
created an AI grandmother bot just to talk to phone
scammers and waste their time.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, finally AI for a cause.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Let's meet Daisy.

Speaker 9 (12:51):
Hello, scammers, I'm your worst nightmare. I'm an AI created
by O two to waste phone scammers time.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Mimics an older lady who goes scammers into meandering, fruitless conversation.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Sounds like the perfect.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
She does, and she talks the right cadence so slow.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Almost too slow.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yes, here's a sample of a few calls daisies already.

Speaker 10 (13:17):
Had so w is then adult.

Speaker 12 (13:22):
Treat times w and then DoD I think your profession
is bothering people, right.

Speaker 10 (13:26):
I'm just trying to have a little chat.

Speaker 9 (13:31):
For the love of gosh, how time flies?

Speaker 10 (13:37):
Showing me a picture of my cat, Fluffy.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
It's showing you the picture of your card Fluffy.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Just stop calling me, did you stupid?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yea so good and she's so real, like she can't
figure out how to put W W W if you
even don't need it.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
She's literally my mom.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
She's showing cats.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
If the scammer is able to hang on long enough
to insist on getting personal information like bank details, Daisy
will make up totally fake information. Oh yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Let's make sure that Daisy doesn't accidentally give one of.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
No, it isn't something you can buy yet. The company
that created it is a mobile phone operator in the UK,
and they put numbers leading to Daisy on a lot
of lists that scammers use for LEAs.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Oh cool.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
So hopefully the idea takes off and comes over to America.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Those scammers are gonna be calling each other, Oh man,
I got Daisy today.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
This next lea of story is out of Portugal. There's
nothing worse than being a forgetful drug dealer, and thirty
year old Jordan mccourtnite knows that all too well. He
and his drug dealing partner, twenty eight year old Harley Hall,
made the oopsies of their life when they left their
two giant bags full of drugs accidentally on the train.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Whoops. I don't know why the bags of drugs always.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
It's a pretty good visual. Repair realized this as soon
as they deboarded and watched the train pull away.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
They're blaming each other.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
They attempted to chase after it down the tracks, but shocker,
the train was faster than them. Change did happen.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
It's stupid people keep happening to me.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
After that, they talked about it and came up with
a brilliant idea to call nine one one for help trucks. Now,
much to their relief, police had already found the bags,
and Jordan and Harley were told all they had to
do was come down to the station to pick them up.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Oh God, so easy.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Give it to us.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Police are so friendly.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
I don't know if you guys realized this, but if
we don't come back to our drug dealer with these, we're.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
So they went to the station to collect their bags
of drugs okay, and that's when they were promptly arrested.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Can't even get an honesty answer from a police officer anymore.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Both pleaded guilty to a myriad of drug related charges
and have been sentenced to six years and three months
behind bars.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
A lot of drugs.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Shuitar ran faster after that train. This the next laser
stories out of Kluctopia. There's a company called homesick dot com.
That's a website that sells various scented candles that are
supposed to remind you of specific places like states, or
cities or countries where you grew up.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I've been really homesick lately.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
And they just announced a full sensory collab. Ready to
make your holiday set up the ultimate fried Chicken flex
Oh chicken. Of course this is working with KFC.

Speaker 11 (16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Leading the charge is the bucket of Chicken candle.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
And it's actually pretty cute.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Just imagine KFC's original recipe wafting through your house.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
See, the smell of fried chicken is so good. You
can smell a KFC from two blocks away.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
So good.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
It's an aroma that turns any room into a communal space,
hopefully with enough bathrooms for all.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, so disappointed when you don't find out there's any
actual chicken. If you light the candle while you cook,
it'll make people think your food taste better.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
You know, it's like that's an Alexis hat.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Ye you're making chicken.

Speaker 9 (17:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
If you're more of a biscuit person, respect the buttery
biscuit candle has you covered with its golden honey, caramel
and buttermilk tones.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I want to eat right now, ianscription.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Now you cannot eat the candles that it's important to remember,
but Cozy Bakery vibes are guaranteed. They are also releasing
a product called the Bucket of Chicken car Freshener. Dude,
so your commute just got a whole lot tastier.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Hey, listen, all you gotta do is leave an old
to go back in the back for a couple of
days the same thing.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
So, whether it's for friends giving secret standa or that
one friend who dreams and speed drumsticks, these gifts are
not going to be around for very long. You can
find the link on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey.
That is this next Laser stories out of Mary Swift
muss Oh Taylor Swift. If you need ideas of what
to get the Swifty in your life This Christmas. Taylor

(18:18):
Swift has got you covered. She does because she just
released a holiday collection that includes ornaments, sweaters, accessories, and
home decor. But the item that's getting the most press
is a table runner inspired by her song Tolerated, and
it has the lyrics lay the table with the fancy stuff.
Oh but except ye doesn't.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Say stuff yep edgie, Taylor's so edgy.

Speaker 9 (18:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
There's also a multi colored gemstone ring that swifties think
is a clue about her next Taylor's Version release album.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
You don't think it's a clue?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I mean, come on, I was just talking about this.
Travis Kelce is such a typical guy that would propose
on New Year's Eve.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, I mean, doesn't he read is that it could be?
But if it is a hint about her album, that
would mean the anticipated self titled one that she's been
hinting at could be coming soon. At this point, though
it's pure speculation. Ah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Her fans are kind of always right.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
They also another juicy rumor one of our own might
be collabing with Taylor for his special remix single called
flow It Off.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh I can hear him?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Can work into it right now. And that's how means
Laser Stories has come to an end.

Speaker 11 (19:32):
For the day.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (19:35):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Bravery is a very attractive quality in the dating world.
Yeah for sure, Like you want someone who's going to
walk through the haunted house ahead of you? Yeah, who
will kill that giant spider that's in your shower, even if.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
They have to scream when they do it?

Speaker 4 (19:54):
That's fine? But who tackle that ikea furniture without even
reading the instruction.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
There's actually nothing to read in it's just pictures.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Even looking at them. That's bravery. And our next segment
is full of the bravest type of people in the
world who are willing to put their dignity on the
line by not just making a phone call, but actually
leaving a voicemail true valor.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
Man.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Now, I'm not saying their messages are good. In fact,
they're totally cringe. But hey, they did it. They did it,
so get ready to be impressed. With a brand new
Loser line coming up right after this.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You is this the right number?

Speaker 9 (20:38):
It's theser line.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Good by, just call me back if you haven't heard
the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say
a guy approaches you while you're out at the club
and uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, miss,
but whenever they take a peep at you, I'm reminded
of the Indy five hundred. Okay, because you have so
many wonderful curves.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Okay, it's just one curve. I don't know why. I
tried harder to listen to that. Yeah, barely audible.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Yeah, And after he says that, whatever you do, don't
take a picture of his face and go to America's
Most Wanted creep page you might actually find him. Instead,
give him the number of the loser line, so hopefully
he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on
the air. Voicemails like this one.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Hey, I mention you know that I have bitcoin.

Speaker 13 (21:36):
I'm not sure if I brought it up, but yeah,
it's pretty cool. Well, I mean, technically, my dad's holding
it for me right now, but he's gonna pass it
on to me. He's helping me make some investments and stuff,
so in the.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Next few years it's totally gonna be mine.

Speaker 13 (21:54):
But you know, still just try to throw that out there,
you know, in case you're into guys with you know,
secure investments or large bitcoin deposits.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
But you know, I'm not like a crypto bro or
anything weird, Like I'm not over obsessed with it. I
just thought, you know, it was kind of cool. So yeah,
call me back or you know, don't. But like if
I was you, I want to go out with the
guy that was into bitcoin, so yeah, let me know.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, these are the same dudes that are like, you know,
how much my dad's worth. It's all gonna be men's Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
It's tough to bring that up casually in a conversation.
And that was very smooth, very som and I am sorry.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
One are the chances he didn't bring that up already
eight times?

Speaker 8 (22:52):
There is no way, I mean, also ethereum some doge
like if you really want to talk, I got a.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Lot of coins.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I mean, it's my whole personality that my dad has bitcoin.

Speaker 14 (23:03):
Next message, Hey, so okay, I don't know if I've
been like watching too many movies or what, but if
you could choose anywhere to be stuck with me, where
would you pick? What about if like our car broke
down or like we're caught in a snowstorm or even
like a janitor's closet, like.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Who even knows?

Speaker 14 (23:27):
Like, Okay, I will say, getting stuck in an elevator
kind of freaks me out, so don't suggest that. But
other than that, if you could choose anywhere to be
stuck with me, where would you pick? And you can't
pay toilet either, because like for real? That that seriously
if that happened to my best friends.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Oh next message, she was worried they would pick toilet first.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
I want to hear that.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, you call her back, just so I could figure
out what happened to the best friend of the toilet
the toilet meat up.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah, I don't know that one. But if I could
be stuck anywhere, it would definitely be on the Brook
and Jeffrey TikTok page.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, refresher.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Just picture me scrolling right now, just skipped a Brook video. There,
wipe left on Jose There I am again, Hey Jeffrey,
so handsome.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
We do not need your internal monologue.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
How is this clip not sponsored by Old Spice? I
know they are missing out right now, that's the.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
First billion dollar view on TikTok.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm going to save some of this for later. Anyway,
you should get in on this action at Brook and
Jeffrey check out our phone tabs and our favorite loser
lines of the week right there and me, of course
back to the.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Clips although we go.

Speaker 10 (24:55):
Juse Is, I'll do that for you, baby, I'll go
to the.

Speaker 15 (25:02):
End of the road for you, throwing some slow jams. Usher,
we're off of one. I got a whole book with
the CDs and have some takes or whatever you want
to do. It's all mean you boot, You're gonna call
me back, right, you promise, because this can't be the
end of the road and not can le go the

(25:27):
real girl, ud.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I miss slow Jams. I'm not even gonna lie. That
was so good to me.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Is in the end of the road? Mean the relationship
is over? Yes, he's jumping straight to the end.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, I never want this to end.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
No exits on this phe we talk about not understanding
the meaning of behind a song.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
He's not listening.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
He's a lyrics Okay, he's listening to the Vibey, give
me some one twelve you remember that one.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Was so good? All right, we're losing listeners. Let's go
to the next.

Speaker 15 (26:03):
Hey, this is.

Speaker 10 (26:05):
I'm just calling it following up.

Speaker 16 (26:08):
I sent you a bunch of selfies and I have
not received any response back.

Speaker 10 (26:15):
A little worriesome.

Speaker 16 (26:17):
I don't know if maybe that birthmark uh freak.

Speaker 10 (26:20):
You out a little bit.

Speaker 16 (26:22):
You know, it's a big it's.

Speaker 10 (26:23):
A big birthmark.

Speaker 16 (26:24):
It's just it's just.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
I don't know, it's nothing to worry about.

Speaker 16 (26:28):
It's just a birthmark. Did you want me to send
you another one? They'll say me getting out of the pool.
I mean, you can definitely tell us some birthmark. Then, honestly,
when I get out of the pool, looks kind of
cool because it looks kind of like a scar, like
maybe I got into a battle or something. But just
when you get a chance to deb but don't respond back.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Please, Okay, I'm gonna say it's not the birthmark that's
the issue.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's it's unsolicited.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Is he worried that it looks like an STD?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
I was, No.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
I just have lots of birthmarks, so I feel that.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Like maybe shave like a giraffe.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Why be using air quotes.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
We need to I'm just saying there's an explanation. I'm
sure at yeah, yeah, I remember. You can listen to
the Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and
make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok
where you can hear your favorite loser lines right there
and see all of our birthmarks. We're gonna do phones.

Speaker 9 (27:24):
Out Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Some people are very liberal with their restroom time while
at work. I can't think of anybody on this show,
but some people, and I can definitely see why you'd
want to spend a lot of time in there because
it's it's a nice, quiet place. You can play games
on your phone, FaceTime your sister while you're on the can.
It's the only safe haven where your boss can't bug

(27:50):
you to do stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Your sister still answers, that.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Is it's not true. They still bug you.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, that's right, at least until now, because we call
a guy to tell him the company knows that he's
been abusing his toilet privileges and we have an interesting
yet strange solution to fix it. In your phone tap
right now.

Speaker 10 (28:09):
Another Hello, This is Carl.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Hi Carl, my name's Lady Gwenevere.

Speaker 10 (28:21):
Excuse me, where did you say you were?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I know, it's just what my parents named me. I'm
from HR.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
I don't remember lady Gwinevere from human Resources.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh yeah, I'm based out of Atlanta, so we haven't met.

Speaker 10 (28:36):
Okay, nice to bed you.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, I was just seeing here your time card is
due today and I just wanted to know if you
wanted me to adjust it or if you were going
to because I do have the number right in front
of me.

Speaker 10 (28:49):
I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you're referring to.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well, I'm looking at it, and as you've put down.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Full hours for the week. Yes, so what come on, Carl,
we both know that's not true.

Speaker 10 (29:02):
No, it is, yeah, having this today.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
You're correct about that, But you have been spending a
lot of time building a log cabin.

Speaker 10 (29:12):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
It's slang for using the restroom. Yeah, apparently you've been
in there a lot, and we recently set limits on
that so you can find it in the company handbook.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yet we passed it out earlier this year.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
There's no way so there's anything about that.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh it does.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, too many employees were taking advantage of, you know,
time and just going in there with their phone while
they were freeing the turtles.

Speaker 10 (29:39):
I didn't do that, and it's weird that you're using
these type of references.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I have had so many conversations like this and I
just need to change it up. Okay, different words, different
slang saved me from the sporing job.

Speaker 10 (29:55):
I'm not abusing my bathroom food is, I promise you,
and I think anyone should be able to use the
bathroom whatever they need to.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, you know, I absolutely agree with you. They should
be able to use the bathroom whenever they need to
at home. And according to your direct supervisor, you are
one of the top violators in releasing chocolate hostages.

Speaker 10 (30:13):
Oh god, can you stop doing that.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
That's what I'm asking you to do. Stop doing it.

Speaker 10 (30:19):
I cannot stop going to the bathroom. Okay, I have
to use it a few times a day. That's just
how a human body works.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
We have an idea. When you feel like it's time
to squeeze a steamer, I just what what.

Speaker 10 (30:32):
Do you have as a soortus for pooping.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm just saying I need you to go to your
supervisor and say, put a clock on me for four minutes.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I'm about to park a custard.

Speaker 10 (30:41):
Oh look, god, oh my god, this is so gross.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
But he'll understand what you mean.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
He'll give you a thumbs up and then just be
back before the timer runs out and we'll all be good.

Speaker 10 (30:50):
Oh my goodness, is so unprofessional. How am I having
a conversation with a human resources person who's using just
all this gross slang about going to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'm just trying to relate here, okay.

Speaker 10 (31:02):
And you shouldn't be telling me when I can go
to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Well, then you shouldn't be spending hours in the bathroom,
and then we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Speaker 10 (31:08):
Spending hours in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
It's not what your coworker Dylan said.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Okay, he said, you're in there at least four times
a day baking some brownies.

Speaker 10 (31:15):
What does Dylan have to do with this? Why would
he do that?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Because Dylan actually wanted me to broadcast the whole thing
over the radio. What do he asked for?

Speaker 5 (31:23):
What?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, I'm not really an HR. My name's Broke from
the radio show Brook of Jeffrey in the morning. We're
doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, I'd
be a terrible HR person. Your coworker, Dylan set you up.
He said, he said that you've been running late to
meetings because you're spending so much time in the bathroom.

Speaker 10 (31:42):
Man, I'm not. Oh my god, you're not.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Come on, you can be honest with me. I'm not
actually hr.

Speaker 10 (31:49):
Okay, maybe some, but not as much as he's saying.
I'm not baked brownies.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, that's right. I'm just gonna advise you right now
to check with your supervisor next time you want to
give birth to a state trooper. Okay.

Speaker 9 (32:05):
The week up every morning was Foo Taps weekday mornings
on the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
You see it everywhere on Reddit, on Twitter, on hotflashmatch
dot com.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
Whoa that?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, hottest Granny's on there no pause in that metopause.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
No, but everybody's saying that right now. Online dating is
the absolute worst. Oh yeah, but where would know? I'm
We're here to say no, that's not true, because I'm
pretty sure we just hit a brand new low. Oh.
I say that because one of our listeners told us
about how her date ended, and all I can say
is it involved an uber and a really really bad haircut.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Oh that sounds like a bad joke.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Who was right? Who was wrong? Does any of that
even matter, probably not. You're gonna hear about the new
low point in modern dating in your second date update
next can date update. Our word of the day for
this segment is forgiveness. Can you forgive a guy for

(33:10):
making a mistake in the middle.

Speaker 11 (33:12):
Of a date?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Oh? For sure, I'm sure you can. But should you
forgive him? Though probably not. Forgiveness is a dangerous slope
towards other feelings, like understanding and compassion. None of those
things sound fun or.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Sexy in the world, though not.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
In the dating party. But one of our listeners has
decided to exercise forgiveness today, even though she says he
totally let her down. Kelsey, are you sure about doing this?

Speaker 9 (33:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (33:47):
No, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh my god. So wait, he let you down and
he's the one not calling you back?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I know.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Well, first of all, I apologize on behalf of this
guy and for all men in general. But tell us
apologizing for all men. We are sorry. What is the
name of this particular man who wronged you? His name
is Stephen Stephen, who everybody that I know named Stephen
is terrible?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Anything about me too?

Speaker 4 (34:16):
And one of my best friends' names are our producer
is named Stephen.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay, yeah that guy.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
So it sounds like you brought this on yourself. But
what did Stephen do?

Speaker 18 (34:27):
So Stephen and I went on a date, and you know,
it was a good day, Like we went to the
place that I suggested, which was nice.

Speaker 17 (34:37):
It was like a little upscale.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Was it, like you're out to dinner? Is that what
you guys are doing or.

Speaker 18 (34:41):
Just yeah, it was dinner.

Speaker 17 (34:42):
It was dinner, okay.

Speaker 18 (34:44):
And there was just a couple of things.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
That kind of irked me.

Speaker 18 (34:48):
I'm not gonna lie, Like, so we saw each other
for the first time, and like he waited to me,
I wait to him, but before he came over to me,
he like turned away for a second, like hold the
door open for this other lady, which fine, whatever, but
I'm like, dude, we're literally just meeting.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
He was just being somebody, and you're saying that upsets
you because you were just in the middle of like
introducing yourself.

Speaker 17 (35:17):
Yes, totally, okay, shut the door on someone.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Well, he should be focused on her.

Speaker 18 (35:24):
That's why I let us slide, right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
You're more forgiving than any of us would be at
that point.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's strange that it was even a flag at all
for you. But yes, okay, maybe you let it go.

Speaker 8 (35:36):
Seems like it was more of a moment for her
that she was like, excuse me, are you on a
date with me?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Or on a date with this old lady trying to
get into the door.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Maybe it was probably a thought.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
I could see where she's coming from. Okay, Kelsey, everyone
else is against you, but I'm on your side. I
think that's a total valid that's.

Speaker 17 (35:56):
Should I even tell what the big problem problem?

Speaker 12 (36:00):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (36:00):
So then, like the game, I'm fine whatever.

Speaker 17 (36:04):
I was looking past his stupid haircut.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Anyway, stupid haircut the photos.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
It doesn't feel like you're looking past it when then
you call it a stupid haircut.

Speaker 18 (36:14):
Well, I'm on the phone with you guys talking about it.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
So yeah, I'm looking past it.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Okay, she wants to see him again, remember that.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
So he's got a dumb haircut.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Paying attention to other people? So far? Did he make
more mistakes?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
She did?

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
What did he do next?

Speaker 18 (36:37):
So at the end of the day, I was like,
this was nice to get me my uber home, and
he was like, no, you can get it.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Wait, you want to order you an uber? Is that
a is that like a normal thing.

Speaker 14 (36:49):
And dad never asked somebody to buy I've never asked.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
She just takes his phone and orders it through.

Speaker 18 (36:56):
I have never I've never had a guy tell me
no to getting me an uber.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's a thing I had no idea. I also don't
think I've just not gone home with him.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
You know.

Speaker 14 (37:06):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
I think.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
So you're mad at him. Is that you're big because
you said there was one huge that was my big thing.

Speaker 18 (37:15):
I was just like, I could be murdered and you
wouldn't know.

Speaker 17 (37:18):
And then on top of it, he didn't even text
me to check him and see if I got back.

Speaker 19 (37:21):
And I haven't heard from him.

Speaker 17 (37:22):
Okay, for all he knows I could be murdered.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
I think all of these complaints are very very valid
from you. But it is starting to seem like you
don't like this guy at all.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Why are we getting a hold of him? Is it
just because he's not calling you?

Speaker 17 (37:38):
Like I said before, I got over the fact that
he didn't pay so much attention to me, he had
a stupid haircut, whatever, But I did like other things,
like he was really funny, so oh.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Good, okay, okay, all right, I mean, were you can.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I ask, were you critical of any of these things?
While on the day, I'm just, you know, part.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Because that's what Brooke would do on a first.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
That after you literally just railed on this dude, you're
the one that I agree.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Personally, I think he's a schmuck. He sounds like a
terrible person, but she's the one who wants to call
him Jim would never look like that's definite deal breaker.

Speaker 18 (38:19):
Well, I'm not gonna lie, like I have a hard
time hiding the look on my face. But I didn't
verbally say anything to him, but like, I don't know
how my face looks Okay.

Speaker 19 (38:29):
I know that you guys always get haircuts and they
think it's good the day of it's good, like three
days later.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
A lesson women too.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
We don't know when he got his hair cuting whatever
it was, doubt so I know you can't control what
was on your face, but you can control what was
in your heart.

Speaker 17 (38:46):
And we need to.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Figure out what's inside Steven's heart when we call him
and then also mess with his face and his hair
a little bit too to.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Get but we're not going to bring that up.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Well, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh, jee.

Speaker 12 (39:00):
Call him.

Speaker 17 (39:00):
I want to know why he's not asking me out again.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Okay, we're going to find out. We're going to call
this schmuck. Coming up your second date update right after
this second date update. We've had a lot of strong,
brave women on this segment before, because Brooks in every
one of them.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Hey, that's actually Hey, I'm in the room too. Yeah, yeah,
you too.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
I think Kelsey may be the bravest of them all.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
She boldly has chosen to forgive Stephen for his list
of mistakes on their first date, paying attention to the
old lady when they were introducing to each.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Other and was old that he holds the door for jem.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Why would he hold it for an able doesn't make
any sense.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
All women, Jeff, we're gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Anybody they can open the door themselves if they were
able bodied. She also chose to forgive his stupid dumb haircut.
I'm very proud of her for that, and she asked
him to put on a hat. Most importantly, she chose
to forgive him for not paying for her uber ride
home after the date after she asks After she asked

(40:14):
him to, he said no.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Such an awkward moment but despite.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
All of those mistakes that Stephen made, she has chosen
to look past them and give him one more chance
with this call today.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Oh wow, Bravery, you are.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
So strong, so brave for what you did.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I know you know, I'm excited to his side.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Can I ask one question? After he said no on
that Uber ride? Did you just stand there awkwardly at
the corner while he laughed? Or did you both wait
awkwardly for an Uber ride?

Speaker 6 (40:48):
No?

Speaker 17 (40:48):
I walk away?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, that's how the date ended. Wow.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Hopefully after this call, you never have to pay for
your own Uber ever. Again. That's our goal for you today.
So here we go. I'm gonna dial Steven. Let's see
if he even answers. Probably won't you. I don't trust
the guy, don't like him. So here we go. Hello, Hey,

(41:22):
is this Stephen?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Oh Steven, Jeffrey. We've heard a lot about you, Steven.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
We've heard a lot of good things about you, Steven.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I don't know about that man.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh, listen to his language to Jeffrey, listen, I.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Know the blandering us. We're a radio show, a very
popular one called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 12 (41:45):
Yeah, like a prank call.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
We do do those.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, you'd probably be happier if it was.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
So this is called a second date update, and we
are trying to help one of our listeners figure out
what happened on the date that you went out with her.

Speaker 12 (42:02):
Well, who are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
It's a girl named Kelsey?

Speaker 12 (42:06):
Oh of course, my god?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Oh yeah, what's up with that?

Speaker 12 (42:14):
I was probably the nuttiest girl I ever met.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Really, sometimes that can be good? Is that a positive?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
She's really eccentric.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I don't know if i'd want to be called nutty.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I mean, we know a little bit about what happened
on the date. We're just trying to figure out, like,
how did you experience that night?

Speaker 12 (42:33):
Well, look, so it started okay, we were having a
good time, and then towards the end of the day
is where.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
It got a little weird.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Is this like after dinner?

Speaker 12 (42:42):
Yeah, so after dinner I offer her a ride home.
Oh and so we're going there, but halfway through, she says,
can you stop at the store for me?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait you offered to drive
her home?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
She no, she got an uber.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
She told us that she wanted an uber home.

Speaker 12 (42:58):
Oh yeah, just wait, just wait, we'll get to that.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Wait, so she takes the ride and you guys are
in the car together.

Speaker 12 (43:06):
In the car together. Halfway to her place, she says,
stop at the store for me.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (43:11):
You go in there, and she's getting all this like skincare,
hair product, beauty stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (43:17):
And after all this, we get to the counter and
her car declines.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
That's not cheap.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, how much?

Speaker 12 (43:26):
Yeah, eighty four dollars and thirty six cents.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
That I paid, Not that you remember or anything.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Did you say you paid it?

Speaker 10 (43:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (43:35):
I paid it because the card declined, she was thrown back.
Dinner was two hundred bucks already, and so I'm paying
for this this stupid skincare stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, but I mean it was a mistake, like an
honest mistake, And like, that's so humiliating when you get
your card declined.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
I think anybody would have picked it up.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Like, are you mad about it?

Speaker 9 (43:52):
Though?

Speaker 15 (43:52):
No.

Speaker 12 (43:52):
What I'm annoyed with is the mixed part too, because
all of it together it just makes it feel like
I'm just getting taken advantage of it.

Speaker 10 (43:58):
Oh, so I fell right, let's get back of a car.
I'm going to take you home.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
And she's like, no, I don't feel comfortable with that.
I want to get an uber? What to pay for
the freaking uber? I'm like, what are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
After you had just paid for her dinner and for
her skincare products.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Well, she was over, she's in the car. Yeah, why
did she suddenly feel uncomfortable?

Speaker 12 (44:17):
I don't know, Like, I was just out three hundred
bucks and now she wants me.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
To uber her home. So it was just really weird
to me, Like, I really don't get that.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
So you're like, no, because they could drive you home.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
That is so weird that she did not tell us
that she was outside a store.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah, we we missed that part of the story, and
we should probably ask her about it because she's on
the other line listening to this conversation right now.

Speaker 12 (44:37):
Stephen, Oh, ye would do it?

Speaker 18 (44:40):
Oh well, what he wouldn't pay for it?

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Well, hold on, Chelsea, you didn't tell us any of
the stuff about going to the store and him buying
you your beauty products.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
We thought it was after the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
The matter, Well, that part of the story does matter
because we're just trying to like understand what happened that night.
You didn't tell us any of that part of the story. Hello, Oh.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
God, what did we do?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
We outed her?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Yeah, we didn't out her, Stephen did? He's the jerk?
I told you you can't trust this guy.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
The guy got taken on a day.

Speaker 8 (45:19):
Answering her questions.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Stephen, do you feel bad for making her look like
such a terrible person in your recap?

Speaker 10 (45:27):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (45:27):
Yeah, I feel so terrible for her.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Wow, why would you speak?

Speaker 4 (45:31):
I can't believe you didn't offer to pay for her
uber home after she already got halfway there, and you
can pay for all of her stuff.

Speaker 12 (45:38):
I don't even get like, why she called you in
the first place. Did she want to go out with
me again or something?

Speaker 2 (45:43):
That's what she told us. She kept saying, like you
had red flags, but she was willing to look past us.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
That's right. She's a kind soul who's willing to forgive
you for all the mess ups that you made.

Speaker 12 (45:53):
What are the messages that she even mentioned?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
You did some horrible things?

Speaker 6 (45:57):
Is long?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
My friend? Do you really want to dive into.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I don't know if you realize this, but you opened
a door for another woman.

Speaker 12 (46:04):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
No?

Speaker 4 (46:05):
In the of greeting Kelsey, so she felt belittled that.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
You do know that Jeffery's being sarcastic right now?

Speaker 12 (46:15):
Right Stephen, I don't know you guys, so I have
no idea, but I really do.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
That was rude. We've been talking for the last like
five minutes, and now you're gonna pretend like you don't
even know us. You see what I'm saying. Kelsey had
a point.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
How far into the date did you realize that you're
gonna not be calling her back again?

Speaker 12 (46:33):
Well, once we get to the store and she gets
all the skincare products, I thought it was weird. Yeah,
a car gets declined. I mean, I just thought she
was taking advantage of me, to be honest, But.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
It's it's skincare products to look beautiful for you. I'm
not That's what you don't get, Steven. That purchase was
not for her. It was for you.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
You know you don't when she's not on the phone anymore.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Somebody needs to stand up for brave Kelsey, who bravely
hung up in the middle of the segment.

Speaker 12 (47:08):
You're gonna die on that hill.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Huh, he will die on that hill. It's gonna be
a very lonely hill.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
But he's on you know, what. I've never done this before, Steven,
and honestly, I'm not a big fan of you, but
I'm still going to offer to give you a gift
certificate to pay for a new haircut.

Speaker 10 (47:21):
Oh Jack, my hair, well me.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
I mean, Kelsey said that she liked it a lot,
but Brooke and Studio when she saw your photo was like,
we got.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
To make a change there over there, Steve, that's not true.
I've never seen your picture.

Speaker 12 (47:38):
I mean I could send you a few different pictures.

Speaker 9 (47:46):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Okay, I just got done sending Brooks contact in Steven.
So Brooke, there should be some photos arriving in your
box a couple.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Of I don't want any photos.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
You can sort them like you normally do, and all
your color coded hot guy folders, which is very bold
of you to do on your work computer. But more
power to you.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah, that's just of employees.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Okay, Yeah, that's only that's allowed. That's fair.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
If they're all not hot is a problem.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
It's hot to go with what you're giving. So as
far as Kelsey goes from that call, I gotta say
I appreciate a woman who knows exactly what she wants,
and what she wanted was to rudely hang up on
us in the middle of the call, doing that to guts.
I respect her for that.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Did she know what she wanted?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I don't know. It's hard to make up products.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yes, go and the guy to pay for everything, which
is fair.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I still feel bad that a card was declined, or
she just has a fake.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Knew was going to be declined.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
How she's a scammer. You just shut your card off
on the app it takes two seconds, or you just
know you're in the negative to buy her face career.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
She's scamming her way right into all of our hearts.
And you can do if you email the show, We'll
call that person who's not calling you back and go.
Check out all of our second date podcasts, all of
our many many success stories online at Brook and.

Speaker 9 (49:15):
Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Some concerts are more anticipated than others.

Speaker 9 (49:22):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah, And when I.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Heard the sixty sweat rock band Bingo Riot was going
to be playing a local casino, I was like, we
need to be there.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Is that a real band, jeff.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
This is the biggest event of the year. But somebody
mentioned an even bigger music artist was performing that same
weekend at the Massive Stadium Downtown and that show was
completely sold out. So at that point we had an
impossible choice that we had.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
To make Bingo Riot and this.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Do we check out this modern music megastar or the
two s viving members of Bingo Riot.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
All I want to do is get on Google and
search if this is even I'll.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Tell you know where my vote went. But unfortunately I
got out numbers. So Jose Alexis headed to the arena
to ask what you're doing at the Sabrina Carpenter I
bet we are gonna regret this when we play the
audio coming up right after this. Some would say, when

(50:31):
it comes to pop music, Sabrina Carpenter is one of
the hottest names out there right now, definitely trending higher
than Julia Luis Dreyfus.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Okay, she's not a pomp artist, Jeff, That's right.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
That's the spirit, if you know, you know. But the
other night, Jose and Alexis hit the town and made
their way to the sold out Sabrina Carpenter show. But
they didn't just go for the music. They brave the
torrential downpour of rain and the pre show buzz outside
the venue to chat with the fans standing in line
to ask him a simple question, what you doing at

(51:07):
the Sabrina Carpenter concert?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
What you doing at the Sabrina Carpenter concert?

Speaker 14 (51:11):
I came down here to try to win some tickets
for my daughter, my teenage daughter, fifteen, and unfortunately we
came out unlucky.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
This time disappointing. I know, how far would you be
willing to go for tickets for her? Like you're the
mom your daughter wants to go.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I did once kiss a guy for a prize?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Wait?

Speaker 19 (51:26):
Wait, wait wait you kiss a guy for a prize?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh yes, what was the prize?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
A golf club membership?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
But I never got it.

Speaker 11 (51:31):
They didn't they?

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Who did they make you kiss? I lived overseas at
the time. It was a crazy night.

Speaker 19 (51:37):
If we got to kiss, well, you got to kiss
a foreign man for a golf club membership.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Don't tell my husband.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Don't you sound kind of like a Why would say?
You're a fun mom?

Speaker 4 (51:45):
I used to be?

Speaker 17 (51:46):
What changed?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
What makes you not? What happened kids?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
What?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
What's your kids doing to you?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Oh dear, what didn't they do to they?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Was the daughter say?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
She was insafe. Yeah, safe away from the mother.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I'm like that kid just learns so much about.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Her mom's breaking news. Fun mom escapes insane asylum to
attend Sabrina concert and kiss men for prizes.

Speaker 9 (52:15):
I love They didn't.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Even get the pro I love them.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
What ruined the fun mom was actually the kids. Yeah
you're just fun if you don't have okay.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
You know, her daughter was like so mad on the
drive home to be like, Mom, you didn't even kiss
anybody to get us three tickets are so rain.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
She didn't ever get the golf thing, like it was all.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
A scamp all coming up? Short?

Speaker 8 (52:36):
What you're doing at Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
We're here to espresso your friend.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
You seem confused. What are you here for?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I'm here because they forced me. I'm a mom and
I don't ever get.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
Out, okay, And what if I could tell you one
night backstage, Sabrina Carpenter or ten hours of sleep straight
without your kids interrupting you.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Oh that that's so hard.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
It shouldn't be. All the people listening are yelling at
you right now.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Of course, backstage, desperate times called for desperate measures.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Sometimes you give up what you need most but.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
You know what Sabrina Carpenter backstage.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (53:14):
If I ever talked to her, which I don't ever
plan on doing, I will tell her that one lady
almost shows a mattress over her but didn't.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Oh, I like your red boots.

Speaker 9 (53:24):
Red.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
When do we bust these out? These are bright? Wow.
They had a plan for sure, but then got distracted
by something sparkly.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Again, I'm not looking for a yellow brick rope.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
You know, she said she would choose the Sabrina Carpenter
but that was just pure pressure at work.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Mom, do that woman absolutely was choosing the ten hours.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
It's uninterrupted Stace.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, there was no question in her mind either.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
It's what you're doing at the Sabrina Carpenter concert where
Jose and Alexis walked into a sea of very shiny,
distractingly dressed people to ask them a very simple.

Speaker 17 (54:00):
Question, what you doing at the Sabrina Carpenter concert going
to see my girl Sabrina get dressed up?

Speaker 18 (54:06):
Cute?

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (54:06):
Okay, so I saw you guys doing a photo shoot
over here. Of course you got a flex on all the.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Xes, you know, so like I'm gonna ask where these
photos were.

Speaker 19 (54:12):
Going my ex is watching my Graham right now, So yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
You know what I'm doing. Do you want him to
like it? You think he's gonting? You want to message you?
You just want him to see it.

Speaker 19 (54:20):
Well, he was like, I'm jealous of everyone who goes
to see what like you look like tonight. And I'm like,
so everyone's seeing it, Everyone on all platforms is gonna
see how I'm looking.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
So you still talk to your ex?

Speaker 8 (54:30):
No comment.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I mean, he knows what you're doing tonight.

Speaker 19 (54:33):
So you obviously talked pretty recently like I'm still waiting
on my birthday gift.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
So you know, we're trying to we're trying to get that.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
When was your birthday?

Speaker 19 (54:39):
It was the last weekend of October, October twenty eighth, Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
So it's been a few weeks. He said, I have
a birthday gift for you.

Speaker 19 (54:46):
I'm waiting on that. So I'm showing him what I
got and be like, send me what you got for me.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Preferably gold. Okay, preferably gold. But what do we actually
think it is gonna be?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Probably DVDs, what people are still buying those.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Maybe gold steals from the red box outside of the
Walgreens where he works.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Maybe that's why she couldn't get it to her because.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Is his shirt up?

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Now?

Speaker 9 (55:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
I see, I see, I see.

Speaker 9 (55:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
She sounds like she's totally over up to Yeah really healthy.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
What you're doing at the Sabrina Carpenter concert, We're going crazy,
We're taking pictures.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
You girls are like coordinated, but you're not matching. Describe
what you're wearing.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
So, I'm wearing this.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Green, fuzzy jacket with some like shrappy fake thingies, very short.

Speaker 18 (55:35):
It's giving like fluffy grench, but fashionable fake grinch.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Well, you kind of just roasted your friend. You want
to roast her back? What does she look like, sister?
She I can roast her all day. She should. She
looks like a walking cotton candy.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
But I could eat that. It's so cute.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
I love she's.

Speaker 8 (55:51):
Wearing pink fur and you have, so you're like all
pinked out and furry, and you're all lime greened out
in furry. Is there another roast you want to come
back at her with?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
I love roast.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Oh you're hungry.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Oh yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Pork is cool.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
I thought roast was beef I might be a little
bit high. Just at Hotel you found your people.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
They're beautiful women, and they're fuzzy.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
They're fuzzy. They love.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
It totally out of their mind.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
That was so good.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
They definitely left that concert with an i Q higher
than when they entered.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
You guys know.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
You're underestimating them, Jeffrey. You get some damage done inside
that concert as well.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
I want to go to that concert the next time
she's in town, because that was what you're doing at
the Sabrina Carpenter show. Your phone tap is coming up
right after this.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Uh oh, Brooke. The Grinch is back to spoil the
holidays for another listener, steal away of victory from them
and possibly the candy and wine from their pants.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Hey listen, listen. You can't steal something that they're never
gonna have. Okay, they're never gonna have a.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Victory, Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
I mean I will take the one today's for sure.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Today's Grinch victim is Daphne, who is zero to two
against you all time.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Oh Daphne, and says she was excited about the holidays
was because she came on the show and has got
the Grinch, So Daphne, welcome back.

Speaker 10 (57:36):
I'm taking victory this time.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
What makes you so sure, Daphanie?

Speaker 10 (57:41):
Because it is third times the charm I've been listening
every morning.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
I shit, my van.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yep, jokes on you. This show only makes you dumber.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
So we're gonna find out for sure. Brooke is leaving
the studio. We're gonna get to the game here, Daphnie,
you got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (58:03):
I am ready?

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Good?

Speaker 10 (58:04):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Your time starts now. Fashion designer Calvin Klein celebrates a
birthday tomorrow. His real name is Calvin Klein. Sure or false?

Speaker 10 (58:13):
True?

Speaker 4 (58:14):
How many edges does a cube have?

Speaker 10 (58:18):
Oh boy?

Speaker 4 (58:20):
In the movie The Lion King Rafiki is what type
of animal a puma, a baboon or an elephant baboon?
What gemstone is made from fossilized tree resin.

Speaker 12 (58:31):
Amber?

Speaker 4 (58:32):
With over twenty six billion on Earth, what's the most
common bird in the world?

Speaker 18 (58:38):
Sigel?

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Oh, well, that was actually great, guess well done. Brooke
is coming back into the studio. Daphne, And like we
said earlier, Daphne is very excited about the holidays and
kind of has a cool holiday tradition where she decorates
her tree themed every single year. What's the theme for
this year, Daphne?

Speaker 10 (58:59):
Harry Potter, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Oh, I have a question for people who do themed trees.
Do you just throw out all your stuff at the
end of the year. No, so we keep it and
then we put it on our regular tree.

Speaker 10 (59:12):
So I have two trees.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Are some of the themes that you've done in past years?

Speaker 10 (59:17):
We did a Super Mario Oh, that's cute, and.

Speaker 18 (59:20):
Then we did an eighties tree, Rubik's Cube on the
clock that we've done like Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Well, we don't have to go through the entire history
of all Your Christmas.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Is fifty years of Christmas right now?

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Jeff, all right, Daphne, let's take a break. It's Brooks turn.
Are you ready? Yes, Your time starts now. Fashion designer
Calvin Klein celebrates a birthday tomorrow. His real name is
Calvin Klein. True or false?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
True?

Speaker 4 (59:43):
How many edges does a cube have?

Speaker 9 (59:46):
Eight?

Speaker 4 (59:47):
In the movie The Lion King Rafiki is what type
of animal a puma, a babboon or an elephant baboon?
What gemstone is made from fossilized tree.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Resin ooh amber.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
With over twenty six billion on Earth. What is the
most common bird in the world. Seagulls Norway, Sweden, and
Denmark are collectively known as what.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
The fjord where the Vikings lived?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
All right, pretty sure? That is what it says on
a map. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how
you did with jose Frodo Win Sam on a mystical planet.

Speaker 10 (01:00:22):
Then sneakl pops out like the right boop of Janet.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Kind of musical. You got three correct today? Also three.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Daphne. The Grinch strikes again to steal your victory and
ruin your holidays again.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Don't worry, I'll say again.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
That's the spirit. Now let's go over the answers. Fashion
designer Calvin Klein has a birthday tomorrow. That is his
real name, Calvin Klein. He turns eighty two years old.
On a cube. There are twelve edges to it. In
the movie, the Lion King is a type of baboon.
He is a babboon. Yeah, I don't know why I
said tight second, the gemstone made from fossilized tree resin

(01:01:08):
would be amber. There's twenty six billion chickens on Earth,
making them the most common bird.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I had one for dinner last night, so actually one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Last, Jeff. They're nearly on the endangered Norway, Sweden, and
Denmark are collectively known as SCANTINAA. Yeah, all right now, Staphnie,
the tie does go to the house on these. But
the good news is just for playing, we are going
to give you a pair of tickets to see Nikki

(01:01:37):
Glazer live at the EQC Event Center on Thursday from
February thirteenth. Can't talk as she brings her tour to
the stage.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
That's a great show.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
She's awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Sweet well, I hope we didn't steal all of your
Christmas cheer and you're able to complete your Harry Potter tree.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Is it going to be topped with a horse crux?

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
No, it should be a sorting.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:02:00):
We're still trying to decide what to make the copper.

Speaker 18 (01:02:02):
Any suggestion, I.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Say, you're throw an invisibility cloak over the whole thing
and just have a blank spot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Don't even make We can say that we have one
of those in the corner.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
That's right, So there you go to have me happy holidays,
Come back and play again soon we're gonna do winn
Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the
morning