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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, we got a fun full show plan for you.
Today it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Thanks for
being here sticking with us for so long.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We love that.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Today we do have a say Yes to the X,
which yeah, I know is one of Jose's favorites because
it does involve Shrek impressions.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It was one today.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I say, your donkey was on point.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Well, I appreciate that practice.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
It was really good. Yeah, so stick around for that.
And of course we always like to start with a
couple of listener comments.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
When we got Alexa, Yeah, I saw one from kim
and she said, Hi, my name is Kimora. I literally
love your Guys show. I've been listening since elementary. At school,
my bus driver would play the show every morning on the.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Ride to school.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I'm graduating high school next month, and honestly, y'all have
gotten me through school, so thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh my god, we raised her so well.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
In the bus driver shout out to you.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
There's a lot of bus drivers that listen, and I
love that.
Speaker 7 (00:53):
Sometimes I wonder if the kids hear my laugh as
they grow up, if it turns into their.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Laugh, Like what if in ten years there's a bunch
of kids.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
That there's a school bus full of that. Oh god,
just jumped out.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, all right, let's get this full show started, brooking
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (01:14):
I need to ask a serious question here. Should our
show have a dress coat? A dress brooken Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
That would be hard for.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You too, since you wear the same sweatshirts every day.
Speaker 8 (01:28):
Okay, look, I am just I am just asking a question.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just a way of clarification.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
I didn't ask to be attacked this morning for just
trying to figure out what our system.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Is with your Madison Tavern free sweatshirt that you gotta.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
I purchased this to support a local business. That was okay,
Steve Irwin. If you really want to wear your Australian
bush out fit to work, that's okay. I'm only asking
because most radio shows don't have a dress coat. And
I see their social media as in they have some
like really like fancy cameras and equipment up, nice studio decor.
(02:05):
Then some guy named Cabbage shows up dressed in sweats
and a hoodie and it's like, oh, well, he probably
could have tried harder with that budget.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And he's the star of the show.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
It's a little ambiguous right now. The only person on
this show who dresses halfway decent is Jake. When he's
not wearing a sports jersey for a perennial bottom dweller.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Jake always looks like he's like he's going to go
for golf.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yeah, she's got Also, Brooke looks put together sometimes when
her rental clothes actually get washed that.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Week they get washed exchange the Instagram comments, listeners can
see the stains from the previous.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
R stains on my clothes.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm just waiting.
Speaker 8 (02:50):
I'm reading the comments off of our Instagram and I
just want us to make a decision right now.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Are we doing.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Ties, slacks and cocktail dresses every Monday through Friday, going
full formal with it, or are we just going to
be like, screw it, one hundred percent cash every single day.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
There's no middle ground here.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, I just want to know we should make a
Brook and Jeffrey sweatsuit and just lean into it.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Like a one zip up.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Yeah, okay, because if we're going cash, then why am
I even wearing shoes into work?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I want to wear slippers in here?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I actually was saking I don't know that you could
get more casual, and then you named.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It, Yeah, slippers, slippers would do it.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
I just want to be clear because there's no signs
up in the office.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's like we're on camera every day and we're an
internationally renowned podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Maybe we should dress to the cause.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Well that seems like a little bit of an exaggeration,
really trying to sell us hard on that, But maybe
we leave it up to the fans. Text in to seven, eight, five,
nine to two. Should we have a dress code on
the show and what should it be?
Speaker 9 (03:53):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
God, that is a terrible decision.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
You were the one that was telling all of our
national audience basically.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Like Alexa should dress more sexy. That should be the
dress code.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
In our views would probably go up millions.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So I like it.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Let's go to our digital.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Producer for the shock collar question of the day and
see what he's cooked up for us.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Let's go Jake.
Speaker 10 (04:13):
Today, employees everywhere are faced with an important question, is
work actually going to be fun for me?
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (04:21):
And if the answer is no, well it's time to
call in sick. Because today is national don't go to
work unless it's fun day. Well, where if work isn't
bringing you total joy. You're encouraged to stay home and
reclaim your happiness.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
He said, total joy.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, we have no one listening on their commute to
work today.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Yea.
Speaker 10 (04:44):
But what specific things make people happy at their jobs? Okay,
you'll have to tell me in a special email Chains
and Party Trains edition of twenty of twenty Now, a
nationwide study found the top twenty things that people actually
enjoy about their workplace. Okay, I'll give you two examples.
Number eighteen is creative projects where we actually get to
(05:07):
work on something fun instead of spreadsheets and emails.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yes, the only thing I like to do.
Speaker 10 (05:11):
And number five is payday, the best day of the month. Yeah,
so those are fun things. You should choose more fun
stuff if you want to stay in the game. We'll
start with the woman who definitely has a lot of
fun at work. When I explained to her everything that
happened in pro wrestling over the weekend, that's alexis alexis
fun things to happen at work.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Okay. Something I wish we had is free food. It
still makes the day better.
Speaker 10 (05:38):
Free food is number four on the list. Off ae snacks,
something like that you get to pay for all.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Brook.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's your turn, all right, how about I'm just trying
to think of what's fun at work. And I always
like when there's like some sort of birthday celebration.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Because it also leads to freeing. Yeah me, a birthday celebration.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
Birthday celebrations do not make the list of fun thing
because then you have to bring a gift for them,
Like you just signed.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
The group card. That's all.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
You have to know their name.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Think of something nice to write, like.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Salary down.
Speaker 10 (06:19):
Yeah, Jose, we're talking top things that make people happy
at their jobs.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I think the.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
One thing that gets me through the day is when
there's like an assignment with a co worker.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Oh you like a group assignment.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Collabab where they can take most of the workload off
of you and you could just take credit for it.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
High school Yeah, high school all over again.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Yeah yeah, but I like, yeah, Like, how do I
say that team work?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Teamwork, a co assignment?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Hey, teamwork makes a dream work?
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Teamwork, It's number six on my list.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You're barely giving.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
I'll give you a team bonding, bonding with the people
you work with. Jeff, it's your turn.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Well, something that I think doesn't just bring us joy.
But anybody in an office gets joy when they find
out their meeting has been canceled.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Oh yeah, getting out of a meeting is number nineteen
on my Nothing feels better than that.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, Alexis, it's your turn.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
My friends, their works. I'll do like company happy hours
once a month and does seem fun. So I don't
know if that's on there, but let's say company group drinking,
group drinking.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
It's kind of what Jose said with do you have
something else you want to guess?
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Okay, solo drinking?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, what about you get a raiseh there we go.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Now getting a raise not make my list?
Speaker 12 (07:48):
Happen?
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Yeah, yeah, Jose, it's your turn.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, And this may be specific, but follow me here.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
When a company has like a special guest speaker coming in.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh, meeting this guy.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Not a normal meeting, like a fun present.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Remember when we had that bald guy from Australia.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He was great, he had the accent. Stop rolling your eyes.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
An Australian stranger coming to your job did not make
my list. Unfortunately, that means, Jeffrey, you have won today's
edition of Man plenty of twenty. Let's go over some
of the things on the list that you guys miss.
Number one lunch breaks. Oh, we kind of worked through
lunch here, so not really on the top of mind.
(08:38):
Something simple chatting with your coworkers, gossiping, venting, keeping these
entertaining casual fridays made the list. Leaving early, I guess
that's kind of work. But leaving work, yeah, work trips,
maybe a crush at work made the list. Slow days
when you get paid to do nothing also made the list.
(08:59):
Bringing your dog to work, coffee breaks or office coffee runs,
and finding random free stuff to steal from the office.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, I've taken some of the toilet paper when I've
been short, smart, desperate times.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
Man.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Since I won this round, I get to choose who
gets shot. They're going to be singing work from home
by fifth Harmony. Somebody who needs a little work picked
me up clearly this morning is Brookes.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You don't gotta go to work work work, work, work, work.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
But you gotta put it work. They did not do
much work on those.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
They did, They didn't have an Australian guy come in
and teach them how to write it the right way.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That was your shot collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Minutes, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
The other day, Jose shared with me that he's a
little embarrassed about his size.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, okay, we don't need to have this conversation.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Well, apparently my microphone and studio is too. Inch is
longer than his microphone.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, mine's like shorter and like stubby.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Your like again, I know you're talking about microphones, but
it's not it's not good for well.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Mine is crustier than his. Though.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Honest, people come into our studio and they literally gag
because they look at your microphone, and it's that disgusting
first time.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Someone's gagged on my microphone. There's a lot of things.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
That you can be embarrassed about, it is all I'm saying.
And one of our listeners says she's embarrassed of her
secret career. Even though she travels the world and is
wildly successful, she still hides it from her entire family
because they would never be able to take it seriously.
In fact, they might not believe her if she told them, Wow,
(10:48):
but she's gonna confess it to us.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Microphone.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You should I'll never see it.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
It's a crusty one. You should be worried she's.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Gonna confess it to us for the first time. You're
gonna hear it in a brand new mass speaker right now.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
You know, I can't take that ol arm mouse speak.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Text Seine two says I had a date over ordered
dominoes and noticed sauce on her cheek, so I tried
to wipe it off for her. After a couple of
failed attempts, she says, dude, that's a birthmark.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And she leaves shortly after. My god, man, both.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Of them terrible and just.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Kept licking, like, what are you into?
Speaker 8 (11:38):
But on this show, you don't have to be embarrassed
about anything you've done in your past.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Because nobody knows who you are.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Mask your voice so you can hide your identity and
share all of the crazy, weird stuff that you've done before.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Coming on the show. Let me get there, okay.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Meanwhile, one of.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Our listeners wants to use the fake name Gia to
tell her secrets, So Geo, welcome of the show.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Hi, Hi, how you feeling. Got a sauce on your face?
Speaker 12 (12:04):
No sauce on my face, But I'm a little embarrassed
to share my story.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
So embarrassed with you.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, this is a perfect song to be in.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
We're all in the same wavelength. Voice changes on. You
are the mass speaker whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Okay, So I keep a big part of my life
secret from my family and also from some of my friends.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Same same, Ye, they'll never find your only fans.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yet a big part of your life.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
That's an undertaking.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, what part, Well.
Speaker 12 (12:37):
It's the money making part because I've partner it into
like a strange business. People will say, huh, okay, I'm
not going to say the name of the business, but
basically I fell air. I am an air entrepreneur and
I'm making a ton of money from it.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, do you mean like oxygen tanks or something or
is this.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Like that pure air from different countries that they said,
remember like no, yeah, we talked about on our show.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
They were selling air from Ireland.
Speaker 12 (13:04):
You're on the right page. Okay, Okay, it's clean air
that I collect and fell sell rare. Initially, I started
off selling clean air and the bottles of people in
China where their pollution levels are like dangerously high.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh wait, so they actually get a bottle of clean
air and it looks different from the air they live in,
or they can't see it.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Which is a good sign.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
Basically I collect clean air. I hike into the remote
parts of Canada and the rocky mountains. It's how the
very low pollution readings.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Are you a good person? Are you scanning people? I
can't tell. I mean she's actually going out to get
the clean air. I would have just grabbed the air
from my living room and called it good.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
This one sells like pizzas feste pollution levels.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Okay, so if you're living in like a normal city
in America, that air isn't clean enough.
Speaker 12 (13:56):
Correct. I have clients all over the world from us. Yeah,
they want to bring clean air.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Where where in the world needs the most clean air
shipped from you?
Speaker 12 (14:07):
Chimo Indio?
Speaker 10 (14:09):
Oh India?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, really congested?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Why am I just picturing a Mason jar?
Speaker 12 (14:14):
Like?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
What does the air come in?
Speaker 12 (14:17):
It's especially made air bottle, air bottle. Yeah, we have
two different ones. We first started off with a little
plane one and then we have a love and version
and it comes with the osten to be sent it also.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
A little vanilla.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
They have a little mask attached to the bottle.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
You got bougie air.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
I see, Although it's got to be weird for people
that buy these and are walking around huffing out of
a bottle.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
But can't you.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Say that, Like it's the Grammys one year where it's
like one of them is smelling Himalayan air, the other
one is smelling Italian air.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Making it fancy. I'm just picturing a brown bag with
a bottle.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
It's cyrus, just breathing it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So is it like a health thing? Like what do
people use the air for.
Speaker 12 (15:01):
Just to breathe? Just to get natural air in their loans?
It helps from like the small other things.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I never thought about that.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
We really need to cut back on pollution, y'all.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
Like I know that would cut into your business sales,
but this is alarming, Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
It used to be an expression like you could sell air. Yeah,
a faulty salesperson.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Actually, we need to up the pollution here in the
US so she can start selling domestically.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Bet our profit margins are going to be crazy.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Okay, everyone go start your cars in the garage.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
She's driving around a nineteen eighties some sort of like
b eight carl process.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Oh wow, you don't want your family to know that
you sell air?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Why you don't think they would be proud of that?
You're embarrassed. You embarrassed.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
I don't think they want to understand and think that
it's a legit career.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
So I'm actually impressed. I think it's kind of in
g I think it's I want to know. What do
you tell them?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
That's better? Like it's a job, that's not.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
What do you do in your other life?
Speaker 12 (15:59):
My family know that I travel a lot, but I
just tell them our work in international trade.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Hey, you're not lying?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah, nobody's gonna ask a lot of questions about that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
That's one of those jobs that are like, oh cool, okay, anyway,
so what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
If I go any further, I'm going to look like
the idiot conversation?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
All right, Wow, Okay, do I feel.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Like we should call you the air bud?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
You know, don't give away her business name?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Okay, she wants to keep that a secret.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
There's a lot different than the people that text into
the show asking for us to like breathe in a
bottle and ship it over to them.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I've only done twice.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Yeah, but congratulations on your secret success.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Geeah, that's actually kind of cool.
Speaker 12 (16:41):
I appreciate you guys. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Have you got any spare bottles lying around? Send us one?
I want to see what this is all about.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Air in our studio is not great?
Speaker 12 (16:50):
Would you?
Speaker 14 (16:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Are you charge this extra? Or is that on?
Speaker 9 (16:55):
No?
Speaker 12 (16:56):
No, no, I'm not going to charge you. Guys almost
you guys who believe in this.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Are the fields of lavender. Please, I was.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Going pizza scented.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
All right, we'll discuss what we want and we'll talk
to you later. Okay, let's text in seven eighty five
nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding
on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,
and make you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Your phone TAP's coming up right after.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Normally, when we do prank calls and we start telling
people silly or outrageous things, they usually act shocked, confused,
maybe even angry lot but not today with Andrew, because
his girlfriend signed him up for his first appointment with
a naturopathic doctor, and we were the ones who were
(17:43):
shocked on how much he just agreed to do you'll
hear it in your phone. Tap right now another.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Hello, good morning, Am I speaking with Andrew?
Speaker 15 (18:01):
Yes you are who's call?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I knew it'd be you. My name is Sally. I'm
one of the.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Assistants here at doctor Bran's. I hear it's your first time.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
Oh yeah, I've never seen a NATO pathy back up before.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
My girlfriend, say, for one, show what a great girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
You are gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But I do need to make sure that you know
a few things before your appointment.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
So do you have a pen?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yeah, okay, I'll.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
Wait, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Okay, we'll just continue to move forward.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
So first thing, twenty four hours before the appointment, you
need to avoid eating foods that are green.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Okay, green like spinach beans, but also no grapes, avocados,
even green eminem's. That's a big no no.
Speaker 13 (18:53):
Yeah, don't eat the green ones, red ones, punky dory.
Speaker 15 (18:57):
Why is it?
Speaker 13 (18:59):
Well, green foods just mess with our equipment. Your body
becomes like a walking salad bar, and our system just
shuts down.
Speaker 15 (19:06):
Yes, we don't want that.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Do you know what else we don't want is anything
with two stripes? Two stripes on your clothes, your socks.
What those two stripes can create real conflicting energy signals
to interfere with our readings.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
So what are we doing?
Speaker 15 (19:22):
I thought it was a natural pathic natural things.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yes, you've never done this before, so you just need
to trust the process.
Speaker 14 (19:30):
Okay, great, Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Other things you need to do is speak in rhymes
for twelve straight hours before your appointment.
Speaker 15 (19:39):
Can I be to a smokes for stuff today?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You know what, that's the one thing.
Speaker 13 (19:44):
We don't care about at the doctor's office, as long
as it's not green.
Speaker 15 (19:49):
Oh, it's absolutely green.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh well, just from here on out till that appointment. Okay,
and walk backwards for five minutes before leaving your house.
Speaker 15 (20:00):
Walk backwards.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
Good, I'm glad it sounds like you're writing this down.
Also make a note wear shoes on opposite feet.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Okay, opposite You keep repeating me?
Speaker 15 (20:11):
But wait a minute?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Should I repeat you?
Speaker 10 (20:14):
Wait a minute?
Speaker 15 (20:15):
All right? So how is this like a medical thing?
Is not making sense? Them walking backwards?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I'm gonna tell you your mind is going to be
blown because this is all about the brain sink.
Speaker 15 (20:29):
Brain brain sink.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
There it is the repeating again brain sink, as in
the kitchen sink I mean, did you know our brains
have sinks?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Did you know that? Now you're gonna learn so much
here about your body? You never knew? You know what
else you have to write down here?
Speaker 13 (20:50):
The doctor prefers you to avoid speaking with anyone named Todd, Tina, Tanya,
any names that start with that dang letter tang.
Speaker 15 (20:59):
Well that I speak to my girlfriend. My name is Trish.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, that's gonna be rough. But oh yeah, Well, it looks.
Speaker 13 (21:07):
Like you're gonna have to go on a tea fast.
Do you get that joke? It's like fasting but for
the letter t oh. Looks like you're gonna be one
lonely man for twenty four hours?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
What a lot healthier?
Speaker 15 (21:19):
I mean, this is a lot more than I thought
it would be.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
You know what, I accept your compliment. We are a
lot and isn't it great?
Speaker 15 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
It is great?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Okay? Is your pin still working?
Speaker 12 (21:33):
What do you mean?
Speaker 15 (21:34):
There's more?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Can I ask? What color?
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Ink?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Isn't it blue? Perfect?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
That's what I was hoping for?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
What chances you were?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Absolutely?
Speaker 13 (21:47):
Because the last thing I need you to do is
draw a big blue circle on your forehead right now?
Speaker 15 (21:53):
Why do you want me to do that?
Speaker 13 (21:55):
The blue circle is an ancient energy symbol.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Okay, the doctor can tell you the rest drawn on there.
I don't want to ruin it.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Mm okay, it's start.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Go Okay, I can't do it anymore. Don't don't do it.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
This is actually broke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you. It's just a prank.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
You mean, I mean your girlfriend Trish, she emailed the
radio station and she set you up.
Speaker 15 (22:24):
Right.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Wait, you didn't really do the circle, did you.
Speaker 15 (22:30):
Yeah? I got a half a circle on my head.
At least that was funny. It's just permanent market, right,
I mean, so I got to walk around like like
this for the rest of.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Okay, Well, Andrew, I am very sorry. I hope you
have a great hat. But you know what, at least
half of your energy will be aligned.
Speaker 15 (22:53):
Half of my energy.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
There you go through biting. Thank you are on top
of it.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Weak up. Every morning was funk taps weekday morning the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
If there's one thing that we know about seduction, it's
guys who do character impressions get all the ladies.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
Yeah, am I right?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Jose, It's true.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You just can't tell everyone I'm social give rejected line.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
That's why we were baffled, wondering, how on earth does
our listener who does a flawless Shrek voice get dumped
by the love of his life over it. Yeah, we
won't stand for.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That, will we.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Team?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
That's right, rallying cry.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
We're going to grab our torch and pitchforks and peel
back the layers of this onion as.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
We chat down. He's happily ever after. Ain't a brown
news say yes to the act?
Speaker 10 (23:51):
Oh my God, tell me when.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
We're gonna do it?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Don't care?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Wait what time is it next?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
Don't key coming up?
Speaker 8 (23:58):
That's why, alexis when you look back at your dating life,
who would you say is the one that got away?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Big question?
Speaker 8 (24:09):
And by god away, I mean he ditched you in
the subway tunnels below London after you puked on his arsenal.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Probably the one who hadn't the visa expired.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
Because for a lot of people, there is that one person,
that one old flame from your past that just didn't
work out back then for whatever reason. But you've always thought,
maybe there's a chance that we've both matured enough where
we could be great together.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Now I love those rose colored glasses.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Let's go just need the chance, And today we're giving
that opportunity to someone to find out with another addition
of say yes to the X yes. One of our
listeners reached out for help today. His name is Art,
so Art Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Hey, guys, I'm so excited to hear what made you.
Speaker 14 (25:00):
In Well, me and my extual Lisa, we broke up
about six months ago.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
That is too long.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Okay, you're doing okay.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
I mean it hasn't been great since then, if I'm
being honest.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Okay, Oh, you know.
Speaker 14 (25:16):
We were together for like almost two years.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
So okay, yeah, you know I haven't been there, Art,
but I can understand what you're going through.
Speaker 16 (25:25):
God, Yeah, is.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
This the Jeff I've never been done before moment.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I mean, those are just facts.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
But yeahs second.
Speaker 10 (25:34):
Break up with him?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Their facts. You can't be mad at truth.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
So most people, I mean I think everybody else can.
We have a lot of empathy for you. We've been
in this place before. It's hard. It takes longer than
six months.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
It's been six months, because usually it's like six years
and you're like, now I have clarity.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Yeah, yeah, Well tell us more about Lisa and your guys' relationship.
Speaker 14 (25:57):
Well, you know how long relationships are, sometimes after a while,
you kind of get on each other's nerves and oh yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I think anybody, Yeah, after a year it's like can't
I stand them?
Speaker 12 (26:09):
Or not?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
No years seems kind of short, but yeah, well, I
mean that's.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
When you really know, like if you're going to keep going.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
So okay, So when did that happen for you and Lisa?
Speaker 14 (26:19):
I mean it's like kind of near the end. Maybe
it's in the last like two three months. And you know,
I felt like I was really getting on her nerves.
Speaker 15 (26:26):
Near the end there.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
For example, like she got mad at me because like
I couldn't spell the word definitely in the text.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh definitely. That's a tough one.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I always rely on her correct for that.
Speaker 14 (26:39):
But I mean she just like laid into me and
then like when I got home, she like was whizzing me,
quizzing you. It was like a spelling bee.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
What was she like an English teacher or something?
Speaker 14 (26:49):
Oh yeah, no, that's like the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I mean, that.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Couldn't have felt good that would feel like your partner's
like trying to make you feel stupid.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I feel like it's like she's already annoyed to everything
he doesn't like, she's trying to prove to herself how
dummy is something?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I mean, you're not dumb or I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying that's not what I meant.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
But serious, if a girl gets it in her head,
they'll be on edge like it.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
They'll be anybody anybody.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
So was it just the misspelled words that caused the
tension or was there other stuff?
Speaker 14 (27:19):
And there was like other stuff like inside jokes and
stuff we had, Like she used to like always laugh
at my Shrek voice, and.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
You can do a Shrek voice.
Speaker 14 (27:28):
I retired it. I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's just a bedroom thing. That's fine, bedroom whatever worse,
we don't judge. That's great.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Really funny is what you need.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
It's really cute.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Did she change? Did she not enjoy your Shrek voice anymore?
Speaker 15 (27:54):
No?
Speaker 14 (27:54):
She just like stopped laughing every time I did it,
and then I just stopped doing it.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
So can I fast forward?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Like, are we gonna call her try to get her back?
Speaker 12 (28:03):
Like?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
What makes you think six months is passed, and now
she's ready misses Shrek.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
I mean.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
The trailer for the new one.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
It is usually about six months between every new Shrek film,
so that's about the amount of time it takes to recess.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
But seriously, like, what makes you think you're ready.
Speaker 14 (28:22):
I'm just so bombed, man, I'm just like so bombed
without her, And you know, my mom keeps like harping
on me, and she's like, aren't you gonna, like at
least try to fight for your relationship?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
And well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I mean, she wasn't very kind to you at the end,
Like obviously it sounds like she was snowballing.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
And honestly, we are only hearing one side of the story.
This is Oh, that's this is what Art thinks broke
them up. There may be something totally different that his
girlfriend Lisa would have said.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
That's actually true.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
I mean, honestly, she may have loved the Shrek and
just used it as an excuse.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
She's like, it's his donkey, I couldn't stay, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
As an excuse. Jeff, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But I just don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
I know, it just sounds like all I'm saying is.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It sounds like she was not as nice as she
could have been towards the end.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Like just making fun of them for not being able
to spell.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
For God's sakes, Well, now are you in a better place?
Can you spell? Definitely?
Speaker 12 (29:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (29:19):
Uh, he's putting on the spot.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Because if we call this woman and she's like, this
is the defining moment, whether or not go write it
down somewhere.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
She wants to see that you've changed enough. Probably if
you want her to take you back.
Speaker 14 (29:35):
The only thing that's changed is.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
But maybe someone else is going to be like the
reason for your happiness.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
But listen, maybe she's miserable too.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Maybe she's sitting back there and regretting being so.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Hard on you for all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yes, miserables do make it happy in the math.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I think that's the math.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I think so couples math.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
And we should find out what she's going to say, because,
as you know, Art, you gave Lisa's number to our producer.
He got her on the phone and she just doesn't
know that it's you waiting on the other line. O,
my god, when was the last time you talked to her?
Speaker 14 (30:14):
Started the dog Parkway, maybe like four months ago, and
she kind of just ignored me. Oh maybe it's because
I didn't like have a dog.
Speaker 15 (30:25):
Just to see her.
Speaker 14 (30:26):
Yeah that's different, Okay, which I kind of was.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
But she was fighting her own feelings because they were
so strong. But so she's there. She doesn't know who's
on the other line. It's a mystery person to her.
But I'm going to tell you some new information here.
Apparently she has been dating. Our producer found that out.
Speaker 14 (30:46):
Oh my gosh, she's dating other people, but.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Again, but they're not you, you know.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
In his trek voice, I'm sure is nowhere near as
immaculate as yours, whoever they are.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
But it doesn't matter. We're going to see what happens when.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Yeah, we're gonna see what happens when we connect you
with your ex girlfriend Lisa, when we do say yes
to the X coming up right after this.
Speaker 14 (31:12):
I don't want to do it if she's like dating
another dude.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
No, no's in a relationship.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
It's like a multitude of dudes, don't It's like we're
supposed to make him feel better, okay, worse. All right,
we'll say something nice during the break and then when
we come back we'll continue Say Yes to the X.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Right, I got your back.
Speaker 15 (31:30):
Art, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
It's happening right after this.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
Say Yes to the X with our listener Art.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
Yes, these are like kind of I wouldn't say, tanse,
but there's something going on.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
I know.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I'm a little worried.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Well.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Art's been missing his ex girlfriend Lisa after they split
up about six months ago.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Hasn't fully gotten over it, and feels.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Like he was a better, happier person when they were together,
when she wasn't criticizing his spelling areas.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
So do they say some people make you a better person, right,
they compliments you.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, at least they think they're trying to make you better.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
So he gave us Lisa's number, and our producer has
reached out to her. She's agreed to be on the
show with us. She's waiting on hold right now.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
But she has no ideas to talk to Art.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
No, she just knows somebody is wanting to reach her
and speak to her about something.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Doesn't know who.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, so it could be her.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
She thinks it's her favorite artist, Taylor Swift wants to
talk to her and she's gonna end up talking to
her act maybe.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I mean it's kind of a.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
High high, right, Hello, Yeah, I'm just worried about art art.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 14 (32:39):
I don't know, kind of nervous. And I just have
one question for you guys. Yeah, should I do the
Shrek course for her?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
You think or considering she said she didn't like it?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Probably not.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
That's where she literally said she didn't like it.
Speaker 14 (32:54):
No, she didn't say she didn't like it, she just
stopped laughing at it.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Yeah, does she.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Have to say it?
Speaker 9 (32:58):
Could?
Speaker 8 (32:59):
It could be worth a show like I might bring
her back to that mental place in her life where
she's like, oh yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Can we just say maybe you can use it as
a last resort because I know how reliable it is.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
If if we need a quick laugh, keep that in
your pocket, brother, because that's going to crack.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
The room up.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
Okay, done and done?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, all right, Actually I haven't heard in this excession
about anything.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
We finally have some upward momentum.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Okay, let's get Lisa on the phone here, stay quiet
until we call.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
You on all right, Okay, okay, nice, here we go.
Let's punch her up, Hey, is this Lisa.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Hey, Hey, Lisa, Lisa, welcome to the show.
Speaker 17 (33:41):
Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Yeah, so obviously you know you're on Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning, and just want to thank you for
being with us today.
Speaker 12 (33:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (33:50):
Absolutely, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
What do you think when our producer reached out to you.
Speaker 18 (33:56):
I was a little throne, but I'm kind of excited.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, you should be.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
That's the right emotion because I don't know if you're
familiar with us, but we do a lot of dating
segments on this show, and we've got somebody very very
special waiting on the other line hoping to talk to you. Okay,
do you have any guesses about who that might be?
Speaker 18 (34:20):
Is it Luke?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
No?
Speaker 8 (34:23):
Keep going, Maybe guess again now it's not Luke.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Luke would never do anything this brave?
Speaker 14 (34:31):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 18 (34:32):
Is it Andrew?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Okay? Right, we're dating more people than I thought.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
We're getting farther away from this.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Okay, we'll give you a max of thirty more guesses.
Let's keep going. Okay, I'm just gonna tell you this.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
It's a guy that you dated for a few years. Actually,
his name's Art.
Speaker 18 (34:52):
Oh, I'm okay.
Speaker 17 (34:54):
I thought this was like a new dating.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Okay, that's a positive response.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
It could be a new in a way. He is
kind of new and improved since six months ago.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah, and more mature.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
Since you're already on the phone, maybe you should just
talk to him because he is waiting on the other line.
Speaker 14 (35:13):
Seriously, very serious, are you there? Yeah, Haley's sorry, this
is a little awkward. I just didn't know how to
talk to you, right, Okay.
Speaker 18 (35:27):
I mean I guess like stoking me at the dog
park wasn't the best option a.
Speaker 17 (35:30):
Few months back, But let's try this.
Speaker 14 (35:34):
No, No, I mean I was there. I was just
I was meeting a friend there. Okay, what do you need?
Speaker 15 (35:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Well, I mean it's just like you know, I mean,
I guess it sounds like you're dating a lot of
guys and it probably gotta suck, like dating is a bummer, right, Like, No.
Speaker 18 (35:53):
It's actually really great.
Speaker 15 (35:54):
I'm having a fantastic time.
Speaker 14 (35:56):
Yeah, I mean, well everyone says that, but I'm sure,
like I'm the inside, you're kind of sad and maybe
you like missed the stability of being in around relationship.
Speaker 17 (36:08):
Is that something your mom told you to tell me?
Speaker 12 (36:10):
No?
Speaker 14 (36:11):
No, I mean, look, I just I want to let
you know that, like, I've had a lot of growth
since we broke up, and it's like I know that,
like there was some things that I did that annoyed you,
but like I've really worked on that and like I
even like took a class online on how to be
less annoying.
Speaker 15 (36:31):
Okay, this one percent smells of your mom.
Speaker 18 (36:35):
She was always in her business.
Speaker 17 (36:37):
Did she signed you up for the class?
Speaker 15 (36:41):
No, I saw myself do it.
Speaker 14 (36:42):
My mom was like the rock in our relationship. Like, yes,
she gives me good advice. She gave you great advice.
You know, between the three of us, she gave us
both a lot of great advice.
Speaker 18 (36:54):
Art, that's part of the problem.
Speaker 17 (36:55):
I'm not in a relationship, nor do I want to
be in a relationship with your mom.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Is that what's happening?
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Are you saying that if he was willing to ditch
his mom.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Again?
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Did you did you hear that?
Speaker 15 (37:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (37:11):
I mean I guess I just feel like we were
probably better together than we were apart. We were a
really good chance.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I mean, if his mom stepped back from the relationship,
I mean maybe maybe that was actually the problem, which
isn't necessarily Art's fault.
Speaker 17 (37:24):
I mean, that's part of his fault because he's allowing
his mom to be in the relationship.
Speaker 18 (37:28):
There's just so many other issues that I mean, I.
Speaker 17 (37:31):
Don't have time to get into it on a radio
show right now.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Okay, know that Art needs to hear them all again.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, this might be the time to bust out the Shrek.
Speaker 17 (37:40):
Oh my god, he told you that. Yeah, you know,
I didn't mind it until he farted at a work
event that I had, and then, in his Shrek voice said,
better out than in I always thought I.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Did. Or that's like really good impression.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
That is not that's not going to prove your maturity.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Man.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Yeah, you here is the thing that brings everybody together.
So look, Lisa, the name of this segment is called
say Yes to the X. And now that you've had
a couple of minutes to get reacquainted with your ex,
we're just wondering, would you be willing to take a chance,
a leap of faith and at least meet up with
Art one more time. Maybe grab some coffee and hear
(38:27):
them out, because I'm sure it's fun to be single
and dating and hooking up with all these random hot
guys having no responsibilities and just party twenty four.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Seven, you could have just stopped talking.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Well, Art is the steady old wooden ship in the
stormy seas of love. Yeah, okay, you know what, forget it, Art,
I'm gonna step away and let you take over.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Say whatever you need to say to Lisa.
Speaker 14 (38:52):
I mean you remember, like when we were kind of
getting down with it and I would pull out the
alrighty and getting on the right way for to smeckme.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
God was a bedroom thing. Lisa did that? Swear you?
Speaker 17 (39:09):
I have to say when you lay it all out there,
I'm gonna choose the other guys.
Speaker 15 (39:16):
Okay, yeah, you guys.
Speaker 18 (39:23):
I'm I'm sorry, Art.
Speaker 15 (39:25):
I wish you the best.
Speaker 14 (39:26):
We had our time, but it's done. I mean you
think it feels like it doesn't work out between you
and those other guys. I could be shot back to
you and in like six months absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
All Art Man, I'm sorry. It's a say no to
the X on this this round.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Remember this is your jumping off point.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
There I go. I to hear you dejected like this.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
A look, We've never done this before, but we all
really like you, and I'm going to give you one free.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yes, to the ex segment.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
If you get into another relationship and she breaks up
with you, you get a freebey on the house.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
All of our segments are free. Well, nobody pays anything
to be on this show.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Doesn't know that, Brooke. Okay, we're all rooting for you.
Speaker 14 (40:16):
She's rooting for me to get together with someone, and
then she breaks up with me and I have to
get her on the radio.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
We're desperate for content art. Yes that's our hope.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Or I'll just buy you a drink.
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Sometimes she wants to hear that Shrek accent.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I r L.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
You stop it.
Speaker 14 (40:38):
I like what I'm hearing.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Is off the table rookie Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (40:46):
In the morning, a woman takes a cross country flight,
falls asleep, and when she wakes up, her hair looks
even better than when she took off.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
And now her wild stile is going viral. Plus the brand.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
New dating app that's taken a page straight out of
the Love Is Blind TV show?
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Oh what copy them?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
But I've just realized I've been pumping my gas wrong
my entire life, and a viral video confirms it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
All of it is coming up in a brand.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
New TikTok Click Shock.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
We'll do it right now.
Speaker 8 (41:26):
Did you hear the new conspiracy theory that the NBA
adds extra squeaks to their basketball broadcasts on television.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
I believe that there's so many.
Speaker 8 (41:39):
Squeaks because it's actually Morse code trying to mind control
the public so that we watch.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
More TikTok click shot, and it's working.
Speaker 11 (41:51):
It's TikTok Click Shock where we discuss the biggest TikTok
videos from the past week that we were mind controlled
into watching. Let's get to your first TikTok click Shock,
which is from a user named real dot Danny B.
She posted a video detailing the odd circumstances that happened
(42:12):
on her American Airlines flight from Charlotte, North Carolina to
Lax recently.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
There's just some weird stuff happened in this guise.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Right now, let's listen to what she claims happened when
she fell asleep on the cross country flight.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
To the man that braided.
Speaker 16 (42:26):
My hair while I was sleep on the plane, I
need you to come forth immediately, you said, directly behind me.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
Some people might say, how did you let somebody braid
your hair?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
First of all, when I get on the plane, I
don't sleep.
Speaker 9 (42:37):
Name I remember specifically, I'm sleep on the plane and
I hear.
Speaker 18 (42:44):
And I said, who is taking pictures?
Speaker 4 (42:46):
And when I wake up, it's literally right in my ear.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
That's where I found the break.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Don't touch people while they're sleep, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
A makeover mid flight is pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, I guarantee you this is why this happened.
Speaker 7 (43:01):
She probably put her hair over the back of the
seat and people and blocks their screen.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Get mad, and I get you.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
He retaliated with it wasn't really retaliating, it was brading
it to get it out so he could see his
television screen.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Oh, I'm knowing that.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
He's creepier, and he reached through the.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Segment extra.
Speaker 8 (43:25):
The video ended up getting millions of views, seven hundred
thousand likes, and the top comment says, this is absolutely insane.
Are we not respecting boundaries anymore? The second top comment
was just two words American hairlines.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Yah, I like that headlines.
Speaker 12 (43:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:45):
Just called him the midnight barber, and that he flies
across the country back and forth doing this to many
other strangers because he's just bored of watching the same
old in flight entertainment.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I wake up from a flying like.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Dude, I got a low top fade, I got my
rooster done.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
Let's say you wouldn't be upset by that if you
woke up and it was a really good break.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
It's really good.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
No, that's great. I need all the help I can get.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Okay, let's cut the midnight Barbara break. He's doing God's.
Speaker 12 (44:13):
Work out there.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That was a TikTok click shot. You're next.
Speaker 17 (44:16):
TikTok click shot is about a.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
New dating app named Tribal t R I B A L.
And how's it different from pretty much all the other
dating apps out there. They're trying to change the game
by blurring the faces of people that you're chatting with
for the first seventy two hours, so you can get
to know them personally before you make a decision based
(44:39):
on how they look.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
I liked that they probably did the testing there, like
how long can people last before they dip out?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Okay, yea three days? I think we could go three
days before?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
Was this that making it like you're clicking, you're getting along,
and then it puts more pressure on the picture. I think,
oh for sure, Like dude, I've been talking through for
two days it feels like we are falling for each other.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
I hope she's like at least okay, I don't.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
Know the two days to already be falling for someone.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Here's audio of the creator talking about it.
Speaker 16 (45:09):
Tribal is essentially a friendship and dating app, but it's
really based on psychology and it's all about combating loneliness
in the improving social connection Chinese technology in a really
positive way. So the profile build and the questions are
all around compatibility and values, and that's how people are
matched and brought together. And I guess the psychology behind
(45:31):
that is having aligned values and really trying to just
eliminate that kind of superficial swipe culture.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
My god, that every dating app person that comes up
with on is like, we're doing it based on psychology
and we're going to make the world a better place.
Speaker 13 (45:46):
In the meantime, the result is dating has never been
more miserable for people ever.
Speaker 8 (45:52):
So but what do you guys think should we toss
swipe culture out the door and start valuing people for
their personalities?
Speaker 4 (45:59):
I feel I.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Couldn't resist, Like I would still screenshot the blurry photo
and ask Ai to try to find who it is online.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
AA is gonna be writing you anyway because the person
with the blurry photo is it even using his own.
Speaker 8 (46:12):
Yeah, I will say the top comments on the video
was blurred photos perfect Now my wife can't see me here.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Didn't even think about that.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, I didn't use psychology too deeply.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
It seems like the jury's ad on this one.
Speaker 8 (46:29):
We'll see if it becomes a thing or if we
just hear stories about like I poured my heart out
for three straight days till the photo revealed.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
My cousin Bill.
Speaker 8 (46:39):
Would love that, So maybe it's a good Oh my gosh,
that's a TikTok click shot and your.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Final TikTok click shots from a guy who goes by
the handle Daddy Brown.
Speaker 8 (46:51):
He posts a lot of videos with helpful life hacks
for your everyday life, and he just went viral sharing
the top four ways you might be pumping gas wrong wrong.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
In fact, he says you may be losing money if
you're doing it like this. Oh interesting, let's listen.
Speaker 6 (47:07):
Number one is Philip First thing in the morning, the
gas expands when it's warm and becomes more dense when
it's colder, along with everything else. If you purchase your
gas later in the day, after the sun has warmed
up the ground, all the gas under the tank is
going to be expanded and you're actually getting less gas.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Number two is Phillip slowly.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
Don't put it on the fastest setting, even though I
know you're in a hurry, but put on the lowest setting.
The faster you're pumping the gas, the more of it
is turning into vapor. All gas pumps have a vapor
return line, which is putting the vapor back into the tank,
So you're actually paying for gas that you're not even getting.
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Is blown.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
So color me naive on this.
Speaker 8 (47:40):
But I did not know that you could pump your
gas at different speeds.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You didn't know when the handle there's different latches that you.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Can I'm with a lexus. I thought there was just one.
It's like a gun and it's like the trigger pulls
the trigger.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
And you just like I just recently learned how to
get the locks on the whole of the who.
Speaker 7 (48:05):
I used to have to go so slow because I
would only be able to put twenty bucks or I'd
get your thank you that slow, like I can't go
past twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
In my defense, my butler would always fill up my
gas growing up, so I didn't I never had to
do it myself.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
Yeah, I got nothing.
Speaker 8 (48:23):
Yes, Number one trick fill up in the morning when
it's cold out you'll get more. And number two is
go at the slowest setting on the gas pump. His
two other gas pump packs are don't wait till your
tanks all the way down.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
To empty, because I always do.
Speaker 8 (48:37):
Your gas evaporates out of it faster when there's more
air inside. And finally, don't fall asleep while you're pumping
your gas, or you might wake up and it might
be braided.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
By the time that.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
You wave the gas, he's doing it all over the place.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Those were your TikTok stories.
Speaker 9 (48:55):
For the day. Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
We have a rare opportunity today for somebody to possibly join.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
The five timers club.
Speaker 14 (49:12):
Bo.
Speaker 8 (49:13):
Many have come on this show and lost five times
or more to Brook. Only a handful have been able
to beat her five times.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
I keep trying to block these people's numbers. How are
they getting through well?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Today?
Speaker 8 (49:28):
Your challenger is Bridget, whose all time record is.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Four two and two. Bridget you are on.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
The precipice of greatness this morning. How does it feel amazing?
Speaker 12 (49:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:40):
I look at you seven of confidence.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
What would it mean to you to beat Brook five times?
Is that something that you would post on Facebook about?
Would you put a mean tweet about it on x
or maybe go old school by a billboard and post
it right near Brook's house.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
So she sees it every single day? Why is that funny?
Speaker 18 (50:00):
I'm one of those old people that cannot work technology.
Speaker 14 (50:03):
I barely even know what Facebook is or Instagram.
Speaker 18 (50:05):
Okay, well it won't come out on social media unless
you guys.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
We have a podcast, yeah radio, Oh it's after ten.
I missed it. I can't go and stream it.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Lot kids gather around the radio, and you're one of
the ogs, Bridget and we appreciate that.
Speaker 18 (50:23):
Have to be technology questions in Brooke win.
Speaker 10 (50:26):
Yeah, technology questions.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
We're gonna find out here in just a second, Brooks
leaving the studio. You got thirty seconds on the clock
to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (50:39):
I'm ready?
Speaker 8 (50:39):
All right, this is for greatness today, Bridget, you got it?
Your time starts now. What was the name of the
famous male delivery service that went between Missouri and California
and the eighteen hundreds, the Puny Express? What protein makes
your blood red in color?
Speaker 15 (50:55):
Pasted?
Speaker 8 (50:56):
Casino Royale was the first novel about what famous spy?
Speaker 18 (51:00):
Uh double o seven?
Speaker 8 (51:02):
What mint candy uses the slogan get the sensation?
Speaker 12 (51:08):
In?
Speaker 8 (51:08):
What decade did Amazon make its first sale ninety? What's
the scientific term used for someone who's afraid of small
enclosed spaces clusterphobia? Bridge had done like a true pro
on this segment.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Well done. Brook's coming back into.
Speaker 8 (51:24):
The studio here and the latest on Bridget, according to
my phone screener is your daughter went on a service
trip in Guatemala.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
What's going on with that?
Speaker 18 (51:35):
She's in a program through school Courts for kids, so
they build basketball courts for underdeveloped school I thought.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
It was legal courts for kids, and she was going
down there to be your jury.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
She's like a little mini judge.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
She's a little lawyer. She's going on to prosecute a
bunch of children.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
Yeah, is a beautiful country. She's going to love her
time there.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Now, Brooke, it's your turn, Jealous, Actually, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 8 (51:59):
What was the name of the famous male delivery service
that went between Missouri and California and the eighteen hundred express?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
What protein makes your Blood Red? In color?
Speaker 8 (52:09):
Past Casino Royal was the first novel about what famous
spy James Bond? What mint Candy uses the slogan get
the sensation, O York?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
In?
Speaker 2 (52:20):
What decade did Amazon make its first sale?
Speaker 14 (52:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (52:23):
Uh the two nineties, the nineties.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
What What does the scientific term used for someone who's
afraid of small, enclosed spaces?
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Oh, I have it. It's a not agoraphobia. It's I'm sorry, claustrophobia.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Took a long tip to get there, but we got there.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
I can't thinking about a right down elevator.
Speaker 8 (52:45):
Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did
with jose In Deman, my little.
Speaker 9 (52:51):
In, My Little Berry Big.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
I wish I was a demand Bridgie.
Speaker 10 (52:58):
You got four.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Correct today.
Speaker 14 (53:01):
I feel like just as if not better.
Speaker 9 (53:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
I didn't know that red blood stuff.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Brook, you got fuck?
Speaker 8 (53:11):
Put the five timers jacket back in the closet. We'll
have to save it for another damn sorry break. Not
quite enough to beat Brook. Let's go over the answers
for everybody. The famous mail delivery service that went between
Missouri and California in the eighteen hundreds would be the
Pony Express.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
First ride on.
Speaker 8 (53:28):
That mail service actually happened on this day in eighteen sixty.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
If you guys last very long, no I didn't.
Speaker 8 (53:34):
The protein that makes your blood red in color is hemoglobin. Oh,
Casino Royale was the first novel about the famous spy
James Bond. I think we also accepted double O seven
as an answer. Bridget did, so you got credit for that.
The mint candy that uses the slogan get the sensation
is York peppermint patties. Amazon made the first sale we
(53:54):
gave Brook credit for twenty nineties.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
I actually know that because we did it on today
versus back in the day.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
It was nineteen ninety five nineteen.
Speaker 8 (54:05):
It was an ebook, actually first thing to sell. And
the term for someone afraid of small enclosed spaces is claustrophobia.
So Bridget, like we said before, wasn't enough to win today.
But just for playing, we are going to send you
a pair of fan Dango tickets to a Minecraft movie
starring Jason Momoa and Jack Black. You can embark on
a magical quest starting April fourth, only in theaters and Imax.
Speaker 15 (54:28):
Excellent.
Speaker 18 (54:28):
Thank you so much, yess.
Speaker 4 (54:30):
He won't be posting about this on social media.
Speaker 18 (54:32):
Huh, Bridget, if I only knew how.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, I tell you to follow us, but that's also
a lost cause.
Speaker 8 (54:38):
She'll send a letter via Pony Express across the country.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
Yes, to tell everybody.
Speaker 3 (54:43):
Taking a section out in the newspaper.
Speaker 8 (54:45):
Yeah, yeah, Bridget, come back and play again soon.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
To get into that five timers club.
Speaker 14 (54:50):
Okay, we'll do.
Speaker 12 (54:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
We'll be back to winbrooks Bock same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (54:54):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Oh, we got a fun full show plan for you.
Today it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Thanks for
being here sticking with us for so long.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We love that.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Today we do have a say Yes to the X,
which yeah, I know is one of Jose's favorites because
it does involve Shrek impressions.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It was one today.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I say, your donkey was on point.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Well, I appreciate that practice.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
It was really good. Yeah, so stick around for that.
And of course we always like to start with a
couple of listener comments.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
When we got Alexa, Yeah, I saw one from kim
and she said, Hi, my name is Kimora. I literally
love your Guys show. I've been listening since elementary. At school,
my bus driver would play the show every morning on the.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Ride to school.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I'm graduating high school next month, and honestly, y'all have
gotten me through school, so thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh my god, we raised her so well.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
In the bus driver shout out to you.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
There's a lot of bus drivers that listen, and I
love that.
Speaker 7 (00:53):
Sometimes I wonder if the kids hear my laugh as
they grow up, if it turns into their.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Laugh, Like what if in ten years there's a bunch
of kids.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
That there's a school bus full of that. Oh god,
just jumped out.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, all right, let's get this full show started, brooking
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (01:14):
I need to ask a serious question here. Should our
show have a dress coat? A dress brooken Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
That would be hard for.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You too, since you wear the same sweatshirts every day.
Speaker 8 (01:28):
Okay, look, I am just I am just asking a question.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just a way of clarification.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
I didn't ask to be attacked this morning for just
trying to figure out what our system.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Is with your Madison Tavern free sweatshirt that you gotta.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
I purchased this to support a local business. That was okay,
Steve Irwin. If you really want to wear your Australian
bush out fit to work, that's okay. I'm only asking
because most radio shows don't have a dress coat. And
I see their social media as in they have some
like really like fancy cameras and equipment up, nice studio decor.
(02:05):
Then some guy named Cabbage shows up dressed in sweats
and a hoodie and it's like, oh, well, he probably
could have tried harder with that budget.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And he's the star of the show.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
It's a little ambiguous right now. The only person on
this show who dresses halfway decent is Jake. When he's
not wearing a sports jersey for a perennial bottom dweller.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Jake always looks like he's like he's going to go
for golf.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yeah, she's got Also, Brooke looks put together sometimes when
her rental clothes actually get washed that.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Week they get washed exchange the Instagram comments, listeners can
see the stains from the previous.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
R stains on my clothes.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm just waiting.
Speaker 8 (02:50):
I'm reading the comments off of our Instagram and I
just want us to make a decision right now.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Are we doing.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Ties, slacks and cocktail dresses every Monday through Friday, going
full formal with it, or are we just going to
be like, screw it, one hundred percent cash every single day.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
There's no middle ground here.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, I just want to know we should make a
Brook and Jeffrey sweatsuit and just lean into it.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Like a one zip up.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Yeah, okay, because if we're going cash, then why am
I even wearing shoes into work?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I want to wear slippers in here?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I actually was saking I don't know that you could
get more casual, and then you named.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It, Yeah, slippers, slippers would do it.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
I just want to be clear because there's no signs
up in the office.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's like we're on camera every day and we're an
internationally renowned podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Maybe we should dress to the cause.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Well that seems like a little bit of an exaggeration,
really trying to sell us hard on that, But maybe
we leave it up to the fans. Text in to seven, eight, five,
nine to two. Should we have a dress code on
the show and what should it be?
Speaker 9 (03:53):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
God, that is a terrible decision.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
You were the one that was telling all of our
national audience basically.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Like Alexa should dress more sexy. That should be the
dress code.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
In our views would probably go up millions.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So I like it.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Let's go to our digital.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Producer for the shock collar question of the day and
see what he's cooked up for us.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Let's go Jake.
Speaker 10 (04:13):
Today, employees everywhere are faced with an important question, is
work actually going to be fun for me?
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (04:21):
And if the answer is no, well it's time to
call in sick. Because today is national don't go to
work unless it's fun day. Well, where if work isn't
bringing you total joy. You're encouraged to stay home and
reclaim your happiness.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
He said, total joy.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, we have no one listening on their commute to
work today.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Yea.
Speaker 10 (04:44):
But what specific things make people happy at their jobs? Okay,
you'll have to tell me in a special email Chains
and Party Trains edition of twenty of twenty Now, a
nationwide study found the top twenty things that people actually
enjoy about their workplace. Okay, I'll give you two examples.
Number eighteen is creative projects where we actually get to
(05:07):
work on something fun instead of spreadsheets and emails.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yes, the only thing I like to do.
Speaker 10 (05:11):
And number five is payday, the best day of the month. Yeah,
so those are fun things. You should choose more fun
stuff if you want to stay in the game. We'll
start with the woman who definitely has a lot of
fun at work. When I explained to her everything that
happened in pro wrestling over the weekend, that's alexis alexis
fun things to happen at work.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Okay. Something I wish we had is free food. It
still makes the day better.
Speaker 10 (05:38):
Free food is number four on the list. Off ae snacks,
something like that you get to pay for all.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Brook.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's your turn, all right, how about I'm just trying
to think of what's fun at work. And I always
like when there's like some sort of birthday celebration.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Because it also leads to freeing. Yeah me, a birthday celebration.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
Birthday celebrations do not make the list of fun thing
because then you have to bring a gift for them,
Like you just signed.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
The group card. That's all.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
You have to know their name.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Think of something nice to write, like.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Salary down.
Speaker 10 (06:19):
Yeah, Jose, we're talking top things that make people happy
at their jobs.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I think the.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
One thing that gets me through the day is when
there's like an assignment with a co worker.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Oh you like a group assignment.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Collabab where they can take most of the workload off
of you and you could just take credit for it.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
High school Yeah, high school all over again.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Yeah yeah, but I like, yeah, Like, how do I
say that team work?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Teamwork, a co assignment?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Hey, teamwork makes a dream work?
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Teamwork, It's number six on my list.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You're barely giving.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
I'll give you a team bonding, bonding with the people
you work with. Jeff, it's your turn.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Well, something that I think doesn't just bring us joy.
But anybody in an office gets joy when they find
out their meeting has been canceled.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Oh yeah, getting out of a meeting is number nineteen
on my Nothing feels better than that.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, Alexis, it's your turn.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
My friends, their works. I'll do like company happy hours
once a month and does seem fun. So I don't
know if that's on there, but let's say company group drinking,
group drinking.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
It's kind of what Jose said with do you have
something else you want to guess?
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Okay, solo drinking?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, what about you get a raiseh there we go.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Now getting a raise not make my list?
Speaker 12 (07:48):
Happen?
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Yeah, yeah, Jose, it's your turn.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, And this may be specific, but follow me here.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
When a company has like a special guest speaker coming in.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh, meeting this guy.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Not a normal meeting, like a fun present.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Remember when we had that bald guy from Australia.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He was great, he had the accent. Stop rolling your eyes.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
An Australian stranger coming to your job did not make
my list. Unfortunately, that means, Jeffrey, you have won today's
edition of Man plenty of twenty. Let's go over some
of the things on the list that you guys miss.
Number one lunch breaks. Oh, we kind of worked through
lunch here, so not really on the top of mind.
(08:38):
Something simple chatting with your coworkers, gossiping, venting, keeping these
entertaining casual fridays made the list. Leaving early, I guess
that's kind of work. But leaving work, yeah, work trips,
maybe a crush at work made the list. Slow days
when you get paid to do nothing also made the list.
(08:59):
Bringing your dog to work, coffee breaks or office coffee runs,
and finding random free stuff to steal from the office.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, I've taken some of the toilet paper when I've
been short, smart, desperate times.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
Man.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Since I won this round, I get to choose who
gets shot. They're going to be singing work from home
by fifth Harmony. Somebody who needs a little work picked
me up clearly this morning is Brookes.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You don't gotta go to work work work, work, work, work.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
But you gotta put it work. They did not do
much work on those.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
They did, They didn't have an Australian guy come in
and teach them how to write it the right way.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That was your shot collar question of the day. We
got your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Minutes, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
The other day, Jose shared with me that he's a
little embarrassed about his size.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, okay, we don't need to have this conversation.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Well, apparently my microphone and studio is too. Inch is
longer than his microphone.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, mine's like shorter and like stubby.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Your like again, I know you're talking about microphones, but
it's not it's not good for well.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Mine is crustier than his. Though.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Honest, people come into our studio and they literally gag
because they look at your microphone, and it's that disgusting
first time.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Someone's gagged on my microphone. There's a lot of things.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
That you can be embarrassed about, it is all I'm saying.
And one of our listeners says she's embarrassed of her
secret career. Even though she travels the world and is
wildly successful, she still hides it from her entire family
because they would never be able to take it seriously.
In fact, they might not believe her if she told them, Wow,
(10:48):
but she's gonna confess it to us.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Microphone.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You should I'll never see it.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
It's a crusty one. You should be worried she's.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Gonna confess it to us for the first time. You're
gonna hear it in a brand new mass speaker right now.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
You know, I can't take that ol arm mouse speak.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Text Seine two says I had a date over ordered
dominoes and noticed sauce on her cheek, so I tried
to wipe it off for her. After a couple of
failed attempts, she says, dude, that's a birthmark.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And she leaves shortly after. My god, man, both.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Of them terrible and just.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Kept licking, like, what are you into?
Speaker 8 (11:38):
But on this show, you don't have to be embarrassed
about anything you've done in your past.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Because nobody knows who you are.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Mask your voice so you can hide your identity and
share all of the crazy, weird stuff that you've done before.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Coming on the show. Let me get there, okay.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Meanwhile, one of.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Our listeners wants to use the fake name Gia to
tell her secrets, So Geo, welcome of the show.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Hi, Hi, how you feeling. Got a sauce on your face?
Speaker 12 (12:04):
No sauce on my face, But I'm a little embarrassed
to share my story.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
So embarrassed with you.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, this is a perfect song to be in.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
We're all in the same wavelength. Voice changes on. You
are the mass speaker whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Okay, So I keep a big part of my life
secret from my family and also from some of my friends.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Same same, Ye, they'll never find your only fans.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yet a big part of your life.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
That's an undertaking.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, what part, Well.
Speaker 12 (12:37):
It's the money making part because I've partner it into
like a strange business. People will say, huh, okay, I'm
not going to say the name of the business, but
basically I fell air. I am an air entrepreneur and
I'm making a ton of money from it.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, do you mean like oxygen tanks or something or
is this.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Like that pure air from different countries that they said,
remember like no, yeah, we talked about on our show.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
They were selling air from Ireland.
Speaker 12 (13:04):
You're on the right page. Okay, Okay, it's clean air
that I collect and fell sell rare. Initially, I started
off selling clean air and the bottles of people in
China where their pollution levels are like dangerously high.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh wait, so they actually get a bottle of clean
air and it looks different from the air they live in,
or they can't see it.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Which is a good sign.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
Basically I collect clean air. I hike into the remote
parts of Canada and the rocky mountains. It's how the
very low pollution readings.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Are you a good person? Are you scanning people? I
can't tell. I mean she's actually going out to get
the clean air. I would have just grabbed the air
from my living room and called it good.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
This one sells like pizzas feste pollution levels.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Okay, so if you're living in like a normal city
in America, that air isn't clean enough.
Speaker 12 (13:56):
Correct. I have clients all over the world from us. Yeah,
they want to bring clean air.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Where where in the world needs the most clean air
shipped from you?
Speaker 12 (14:07):
Chimo Indio?
Speaker 10 (14:09):
Oh India?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, really congested?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Why am I just picturing a Mason jar?
Speaker 12 (14:14):
Like?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
What does the air come in?
Speaker 12 (14:17):
It's especially made air bottle, air bottle. Yeah, we have
two different ones. We first started off with a little
plane one and then we have a love and version
and it comes with the osten to be sent it also.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
A little vanilla.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
They have a little mask attached to the bottle.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
You got bougie air.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
I see, Although it's got to be weird for people
that buy these and are walking around huffing out of
a bottle.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
But can't you.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Say that, Like it's the Grammys one year where it's
like one of them is smelling Himalayan air, the other
one is smelling Italian air.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Making it fancy. I'm just picturing a brown bag with
a bottle.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
It's cyrus, just breathing it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So is it like a health thing? Like what do
people use the air for.
Speaker 12 (15:01):
Just to breathe? Just to get natural air in their loans?
It helps from like the small other things.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I never thought about that.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
We really need to cut back on pollution, y'all.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
Like I know that would cut into your business sales,
but this is alarming, Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
It used to be an expression like you could sell air. Yeah,
a faulty salesperson.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Actually, we need to up the pollution here in the
US so she can start selling domestically.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Bet our profit margins are going to be crazy.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Okay, everyone go start your cars in the garage.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
She's driving around a nineteen eighties some sort of like
b eight carl process.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Oh wow, you don't want your family to know that
you sell air?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Why you don't think they would be proud of that?
You're embarrassed. You embarrassed.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
I don't think they want to understand and think that
it's a legit career.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
So I'm actually impressed. I think it's kind of in
g I think it's I want to know. What do
you tell them?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
That's better? Like it's a job, that's not.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
What do you do in your other life?
Speaker 12 (15:59):
My family know that I travel a lot, but I
just tell them our work in international trade.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Hey, you're not lying?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah, nobody's gonna ask a lot of questions about that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
That's one of those jobs that are like, oh cool, okay, anyway,
so what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
If I go any further, I'm going to look like
the idiot conversation?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
All right, Wow, Okay, do I feel.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Like we should call you the air bud?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
You know, don't give away her business name?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Okay, she wants to keep that a secret.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
There's a lot different than the people that text into
the show asking for us to like breathe in a
bottle and ship it over to them.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I've only done twice.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Yeah, but congratulations on your secret success.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Geeah, that's actually kind of cool.
Speaker 12 (16:41):
I appreciate you guys. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Have you got any spare bottles lying around? Send us one?
I want to see what this is all about.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Air in our studio is not great?
Speaker 12 (16:50):
Would you?
Speaker 14 (16:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Are you charge this extra? Or is that on?
Speaker 9 (16:55):
No?
Speaker 12 (16:56):
No, no, I'm not going to charge you. Guys almost
you guys who believe in this.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Are the fields of lavender. Please, I was.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Going pizza scented.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
All right, we'll discuss what we want and we'll talk
to you later. Okay, let's text in seven eighty five
nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding
on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,
and make you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Your phone TAP's coming up right after.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Normally, when we do prank calls and we start telling
people silly or outrageous things, they usually act shocked, confused,
maybe even angry lot but not today with Andrew, because
his girlfriend signed him up for his first appointment with
a naturopathic doctor, and we were the ones who were
(17:43):
shocked on how much he just agreed to do you'll
hear it in your phone. Tap right now another.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Hello, good morning, Am I speaking with Andrew?
Speaker 15 (18:01):
Yes you are who's call?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I knew it'd be you. My name is Sally. I'm
one of the.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Assistants here at doctor Bran's. I hear it's your first time.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
Oh yeah, I've never seen a NATO pathy back up before.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
My girlfriend, say, for one, show what a great girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
You are gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But I do need to make sure that you know
a few things before your appointment.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
So do you have a pen?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yeah, okay, I'll.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
Wait, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Okay, we'll just continue to move forward.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
So first thing, twenty four hours before the appointment, you
need to avoid eating foods that are green.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Okay, green like spinach beans, but also no grapes, avocados,
even green eminem's. That's a big no no.
Speaker 13 (18:53):
Yeah, don't eat the green ones, red ones, punky dory.
Speaker 15 (18:57):
Why is it?
Speaker 13 (18:59):
Well, green foods just mess with our equipment. Your body
becomes like a walking salad bar, and our system just
shuts down.
Speaker 15 (19:06):
Yes, we don't want that.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Do you know what else we don't want is anything
with two stripes? Two stripes on your clothes, your socks.
What those two stripes can create real conflicting energy signals
to interfere with our readings.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
So what are we doing?
Speaker 15 (19:22):
I thought it was a natural pathic natural things.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yes, you've never done this before, so you just need
to trust the process.
Speaker 14 (19:30):
Okay, great, Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Other things you need to do is speak in rhymes
for twelve straight hours before your appointment.
Speaker 15 (19:39):
Can I be to a smokes for stuff today?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You know what, that's the one thing.
Speaker 13 (19:44):
We don't care about at the doctor's office, as long
as it's not green.
Speaker 15 (19:49):
Oh, it's absolutely green.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh well, just from here on out till that appointment. Okay,
and walk backwards for five minutes before leaving your house.
Speaker 15 (20:00):
Walk backwards.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
Good, I'm glad it sounds like you're writing this down.
Also make a note wear shoes on opposite feet.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Okay, opposite You keep repeating me?
Speaker 15 (20:11):
But wait a minute?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Should I repeat you?
Speaker 10 (20:14):
Wait a minute?
Speaker 15 (20:15):
All right? So how is this like a medical thing?
Is not making sense? Them walking backwards?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I'm gonna tell you your mind is going to be
blown because this is all about the brain sink.
Speaker 15 (20:29):
Brain brain sink.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
There it is the repeating again brain sink, as in
the kitchen sink I mean, did you know our brains
have sinks?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Did you know that? Now you're gonna learn so much
here about your body? You never knew? You know what
else you have to write down here?
Speaker 13 (20:50):
The doctor prefers you to avoid speaking with anyone named Todd, Tina, Tanya,
any names that start with that dang letter tang.
Speaker 15 (20:59):
Well that I speak to my girlfriend. My name is Trish.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, that's gonna be rough. But oh yeah, Well, it looks.
Speaker 13 (21:07):
Like you're gonna have to go on a tea fast.
Do you get that joke? It's like fasting but for
the letter t oh. Looks like you're gonna be one
lonely man for twenty four hours?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
What a lot healthier?
Speaker 15 (21:19):
I mean, this is a lot more than I thought
it would be.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
You know what, I accept your compliment. We are a
lot and isn't it great?
Speaker 15 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
It is great?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Okay? Is your pin still working?
Speaker 12 (21:33):
What do you mean?
Speaker 15 (21:34):
There's more?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Can I ask? What color?
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Ink?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Isn't it blue? Perfect?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
That's what I was hoping for?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
What chances you were?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Absolutely?
Speaker 13 (21:47):
Because the last thing I need you to do is
draw a big blue circle on your forehead right now?
Speaker 15 (21:53):
Why do you want me to do that?
Speaker 13 (21:55):
The blue circle is an ancient energy symbol.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Okay, the doctor can tell you the rest drawn on there.
I don't want to ruin it.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Mm okay, it's start.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Go Okay, I can't do it anymore. Don't don't do it.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
This is actually broke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you. It's just a prank.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
You mean, I mean your girlfriend Trish, she emailed the
radio station and she set you up.
Speaker 15 (22:24):
Right.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Wait, you didn't really do the circle, did you.
Speaker 15 (22:30):
Yeah? I got a half a circle on my head.
At least that was funny. It's just permanent market, right,
I mean, so I got to walk around like like
this for the rest of.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Okay, Well, Andrew, I am very sorry. I hope you
have a great hat. But you know what, at least
half of your energy will be aligned.
Speaker 15 (22:53):
Half of my energy.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
There you go through biting. Thank you are on top
of it.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Weak up. Every morning was funk taps weekday morning the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
If there's one thing that we know about seduction, it's
guys who do character impressions get all the ladies.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
Yeah, am I right?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Jose, It's true.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You just can't tell everyone I'm social give rejected line.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
That's why we were baffled, wondering, how on earth does
our listener who does a flawless Shrek voice get dumped
by the love of his life over it. Yeah, we
won't stand for.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That, will we.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Team?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
That's right, rallying cry.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
We're going to grab our torch and pitchforks and peel
back the layers of this onion as.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
We chat down. He's happily ever after. Ain't a brown
news say yes to the act?
Speaker 10 (23:51):
Oh my God, tell me when.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
We're gonna do it?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Don't care?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Wait what time is it next?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
Don't key coming up?
Speaker 8 (23:58):
That's why, alexis when you look back at your dating life,
who would you say is the one that got away?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Big question?
Speaker 8 (24:09):
And by god away, I mean he ditched you in
the subway tunnels below London after you puked on his arsenal.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Probably the one who hadn't the visa expired.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
Because for a lot of people, there is that one person,
that one old flame from your past that just didn't
work out back then for whatever reason. But you've always thought,
maybe there's a chance that we've both matured enough where
we could be great together.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Now I love those rose colored glasses.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Let's go just need the chance, And today we're giving
that opportunity to someone to find out with another addition
of say yes to the X yes. One of our
listeners reached out for help today. His name is Art,
so Art Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Hey, guys, I'm so excited to hear what made you.
Speaker 14 (25:00):
In Well, me and my extual Lisa, we broke up
about six months ago.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
That is too long.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Okay, you're doing okay.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
I mean it hasn't been great since then, if I'm
being honest.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Okay, Oh, you know.
Speaker 14 (25:16):
We were together for like almost two years.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
So okay, yeah, you know I haven't been there, Art,
but I can understand what you're going through.
Speaker 16 (25:25):
God, Yeah, is.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
This the Jeff I've never been done before moment.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I mean, those are just facts.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
But yeahs second.
Speaker 10 (25:34):
Break up with him?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Their facts. You can't be mad at truth.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
So most people, I mean I think everybody else can.
We have a lot of empathy for you. We've been
in this place before. It's hard. It takes longer than
six months.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
It's been six months, because usually it's like six years
and you're like, now I have clarity.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Yeah, yeah, Well tell us more about Lisa and your guys' relationship.
Speaker 14 (25:57):
Well, you know how long relationships are, sometimes after a while,
you kind of get on each other's nerves and oh yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I think anybody, Yeah, after a year it's like can't
I stand them?
Speaker 12 (26:09):
Or not?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
No years seems kind of short, but yeah, well, I
mean that's.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
When you really know, like if you're going to keep going.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
So okay, So when did that happen for you and Lisa?
Speaker 14 (26:19):
I mean it's like kind of near the end. Maybe
it's in the last like two three months. And you know,
I felt like I was really getting on her nerves.
Speaker 15 (26:26):
Near the end there.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
For example, like she got mad at me because like
I couldn't spell the word definitely in the text.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh definitely. That's a tough one.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I always rely on her correct for that.
Speaker 14 (26:39):
But I mean she just like laid into me and
then like when I got home, she like was whizzing me,
quizzing you. It was like a spelling bee.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
What was she like an English teacher or something?
Speaker 14 (26:49):
Oh yeah, no, that's like the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I mean, that.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Couldn't have felt good that would feel like your partner's
like trying to make you feel stupid.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I feel like it's like she's already annoyed to everything
he doesn't like, she's trying to prove to herself how
dummy is something?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I mean, you're not dumb or I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying that's not what I meant.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
But serious, if a girl gets it in her head,
they'll be on edge like it.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
They'll be anybody anybody.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
So was it just the misspelled words that caused the
tension or was there other stuff?
Speaker 14 (27:19):
And there was like other stuff like inside jokes and
stuff we had, Like she used to like always laugh
at my Shrek voice, and.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
You can do a Shrek voice.
Speaker 14 (27:28):
I retired it. I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's just a bedroom thing. That's fine, bedroom whatever worse,
we don't judge. That's great.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Really funny is what you need.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
It's really cute.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Did she change? Did she not enjoy your Shrek voice anymore?
Speaker 15 (27:54):
No?
Speaker 14 (27:54):
She just like stopped laughing every time I did it,
and then I just stopped doing it.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
So can I fast forward?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Like, are we gonna call her try to get her back?
Speaker 12 (28:03):
Like?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
What makes you think six months is passed, and now
she's ready misses Shrek.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
I mean.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
The trailer for the new one.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
It is usually about six months between every new Shrek film,
so that's about the amount of time it takes to recess.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
But seriously, like, what makes you think you're ready.
Speaker 14 (28:22):
I'm just so bombed, man, I'm just like so bombed
without her, And you know, my mom keeps like harping
on me, and she's like, aren't you gonna, like at
least try to fight for your relationship?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
And well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I mean, she wasn't very kind to you at the end,
Like obviously it sounds like she was snowballing.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
And honestly, we are only hearing one side of the story.
This is Oh, that's this is what Art thinks broke
them up. There may be something totally different that his
girlfriend Lisa would have said.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
That's actually true.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
I mean, honestly, she may have loved the Shrek and
just used it as an excuse.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
She's like, it's his donkey, I couldn't stay, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
As an excuse. Jeff, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But I just don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
I know, it just sounds like all I'm saying is.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It sounds like she was not as nice as she
could have been towards the end.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Like just making fun of them for not being able
to spell.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
For God's sakes, Well, now are you in a better place?
Can you spell? Definitely?
Speaker 12 (29:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (29:19):
Uh, he's putting on the spot.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Because if we call this woman and she's like, this
is the defining moment, whether or not go write it
down somewhere.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
She wants to see that you've changed enough. Probably if
you want her to take you back.
Speaker 14 (29:35):
The only thing that's changed is.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
But maybe someone else is going to be like the
reason for your happiness.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
But listen, maybe she's miserable too.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Maybe she's sitting back there and regretting being so.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Hard on you for all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yes, miserables do make it happy in the math.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I think that's the math.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I think so couples math.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
And we should find out what she's going to say, because,
as you know, Art, you gave Lisa's number to our producer.
He got her on the phone and she just doesn't
know that it's you waiting on the other line. O,
my god, when was the last time you talked to her?
Speaker 14 (30:14):
Started the dog Parkway, maybe like four months ago, and
she kind of just ignored me. Oh maybe it's because
I didn't like have a dog.
Speaker 15 (30:25):
Just to see her.
Speaker 14 (30:26):
Yeah that's different, Okay, which I kind of was.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
But she was fighting her own feelings because they were
so strong. But so she's there. She doesn't know who's
on the other line. It's a mystery person to her.
But I'm going to tell you some new information here.
Apparently she has been dating. Our producer found that out.
Speaker 14 (30:46):
Oh my gosh, she's dating other people, but.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Again, but they're not you, you know.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
In his trek voice, I'm sure is nowhere near as
immaculate as yours, whoever they are.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
But it doesn't matter. We're going to see what happens when.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Yeah, we're gonna see what happens when we connect you
with your ex girlfriend Lisa, when we do say yes
to the X coming up right after this.
Speaker 14 (31:12):
I don't want to do it if she's like dating
another dude.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
No, no's in a relationship.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
It's like a multitude of dudes, don't It's like we're
supposed to make him feel better, okay, worse. All right,
we'll say something nice during the break and then when
we come back we'll continue Say Yes to the X.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Right, I got your back.
Speaker 15 (31:30):
Art, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
It's happening right after this.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
Say Yes to the X with our listener Art.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
Yes, these are like kind of I wouldn't say, tanse,
but there's something going on.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
I know.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I'm a little worried.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Well.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Art's been missing his ex girlfriend Lisa after they split
up about six months ago.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Hasn't fully gotten over it, and feels.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Like he was a better, happier person when they were together,
when she wasn't criticizing his spelling areas.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
So do they say some people make you a better person, right,
they compliments you.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, at least they think they're trying to make you better.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
So he gave us Lisa's number, and our producer has
reached out to her. She's agreed to be on the
show with us. She's waiting on hold right now.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
But she has no ideas to talk to Art.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
No, she just knows somebody is wanting to reach her
and speak to her about something.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Doesn't know who.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, so it could be her.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
She thinks it's her favorite artist, Taylor Swift wants to
talk to her and she's gonna end up talking to
her act maybe.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I mean it's kind of a.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
High high, right, Hello, Yeah, I'm just worried about art art.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 14 (32:39):
I don't know, kind of nervous. And I just have
one question for you guys. Yeah, should I do the
Shrek course for her?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
You think or considering she said she didn't like it?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Probably not.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
That's where she literally said she didn't like it.
Speaker 14 (32:54):
No, she didn't say she didn't like it, she just
stopped laughing at it.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Yeah, does she.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Have to say it?
Speaker 9 (32:58):
Could?
Speaker 8 (32:59):
It could be worth a show like I might bring
her back to that mental place in her life where
she's like, oh yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Can we just say maybe you can use it as
a last resort because I know how reliable it is.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
If if we need a quick laugh, keep that in
your pocket, brother, because that's going to crack.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
The room up.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
Okay, done and done?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, all right, Actually I haven't heard in this excession
about anything.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
We finally have some upward momentum.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Okay, let's get Lisa on the phone here, stay quiet
until we call.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
You on all right, Okay, okay, nice, here we go.
Let's punch her up, Hey, is this Lisa.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Hey, Hey, Lisa, Lisa, welcome to the show.
Speaker 17 (33:41):
Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Yeah, so obviously you know you're on Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning, and just want to thank you for
being with us today.
Speaker 12 (33:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (33:50):
Absolutely, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
What do you think when our producer reached out to you.
Speaker 18 (33:56):
I was a little throne, but I'm kind of excited.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, you should be.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
That's the right emotion because I don't know if you're
familiar with us, but we do a lot of dating
segments on this show, and we've got somebody very very
special waiting on the other line hoping to talk to you. Okay,
do you have any guesses about who that might be?
Speaker 18 (34:20):
Is it Luke?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
No?
Speaker 8 (34:23):
Keep going, Maybe guess again now it's not Luke.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Luke would never do anything this brave?
Speaker 14 (34:31):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 18 (34:32):
Is it Andrew?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Okay? Right, we're dating more people than I thought.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
We're getting farther away from this.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Okay, we'll give you a max of thirty more guesses.
Let's keep going. Okay, I'm just gonna tell you this.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
It's a guy that you dated for a few years. Actually,
his name's Art.
Speaker 18 (34:52):
Oh, I'm okay.
Speaker 17 (34:54):
I thought this was like a new dating.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Okay, that's a positive response.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
It could be a new in a way. He is
kind of new and improved since six months ago.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah, and more mature.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
Since you're already on the phone, maybe you should just
talk to him because he is waiting on the other line.
Speaker 14 (35:13):
Seriously, very serious, are you there? Yeah, Haley's sorry, this
is a little awkward. I just didn't know how to
talk to you, right, Okay.
Speaker 18 (35:27):
I mean I guess like stoking me at the dog
park wasn't the best option a.
Speaker 17 (35:30):
Few months back, But let's try this.
Speaker 14 (35:34):
No, No, I mean I was there. I was just
I was meeting a friend there. Okay, what do you need?
Speaker 15 (35:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Well, I mean it's just like you know, I mean,
I guess it sounds like you're dating a lot of
guys and it probably gotta suck, like dating is a bummer, right, Like, No.
Speaker 18 (35:53):
It's actually really great.
Speaker 15 (35:54):
I'm having a fantastic time.
Speaker 14 (35:56):
Yeah, I mean, well everyone says that, but I'm sure,
like I'm the inside, you're kind of sad and maybe
you like missed the stability of being in around relationship.
Speaker 17 (36:08):
Is that something your mom told you to tell me?
Speaker 12 (36:10):
No?
Speaker 14 (36:11):
No, I mean, look, I just I want to let
you know that, like, I've had a lot of growth
since we broke up, and it's like I know that,
like there was some things that I did that annoyed you,
but like I've really worked on that and like I
even like took a class online on how to be
less annoying.
Speaker 15 (36:31):
Okay, this one percent smells of your mom.
Speaker 18 (36:35):
She was always in her business.
Speaker 17 (36:37):
Did she signed you up for the class?
Speaker 15 (36:41):
No, I saw myself do it.
Speaker 14 (36:42):
My mom was like the rock in our relationship. Like, yes,
she gives me good advice. She gave you great advice.
You know, between the three of us, she gave us
both a lot of great advice.
Speaker 18 (36:54):
Art, that's part of the problem.
Speaker 17 (36:55):
I'm not in a relationship, nor do I want to
be in a relationship with your mom.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Is that what's happening?
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Are you saying that if he was willing to ditch
his mom.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Again?
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Did you did you hear that?
Speaker 15 (37:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (37:11):
I mean I guess I just feel like we were
probably better together than we were apart. We were a
really good chance.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I mean, if his mom stepped back from the relationship,
I mean maybe maybe that was actually the problem, which
isn't necessarily Art's fault.
Speaker 17 (37:24):
I mean, that's part of his fault because he's allowing
his mom to be in the relationship.
Speaker 18 (37:28):
There's just so many other issues that I mean, I.
Speaker 17 (37:31):
Don't have time to get into it on a radio
show right now.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Okay, know that Art needs to hear them all again.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, this might be the time to bust out the Shrek.
Speaker 17 (37:40):
Oh my god, he told you that. Yeah, you know,
I didn't mind it until he farted at a work
event that I had, and then, in his Shrek voice said,
better out than in I always thought I.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Did. Or that's like really good impression.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
That is not that's not going to prove your maturity.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Man.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Yeah, you here is the thing that brings everybody together.
So look, Lisa, the name of this segment is called
say Yes to the X. And now that you've had
a couple of minutes to get reacquainted with your ex,
we're just wondering, would you be willing to take a chance,
a leap of faith and at least meet up with
Art one more time. Maybe grab some coffee and hear
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them out, because I'm sure it's fun to be single
and dating and hooking up with all these random hot
guys having no responsibilities and just party twenty four.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Seven, you could have just stopped talking.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Well, Art is the steady old wooden ship in the
stormy seas of love. Yeah, okay, you know what, forget it, Art,
I'm gonna step away and let you take over.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Say whatever you need to say to Lisa.
Speaker 14 (38:52):
I mean you remember, like when we were kind of
getting down with it and I would pull out the
alrighty and getting on the right way for to smeckme.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
God was a bedroom thing. Lisa did that? Swear you?
Speaker 17 (39:09):
I have to say when you lay it all out there,
I'm gonna choose the other guys.
Speaker 15 (39:16):
Okay, yeah, you guys.
Speaker 18 (39:23):
I'm I'm sorry, Art.
Speaker 15 (39:25):
I wish you the best.
Speaker 14 (39:26):
We had our time, but it's done. I mean you
think it feels like it doesn't work out between you
and those other guys. I could be shot back to
you and in like six months absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
All Art Man, I'm sorry. It's a say no to
the X on this this round.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Remember this is your jumping off point.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
There I go. I to hear you dejected like this.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
A look, We've never done this before, but we all
really like you, and I'm going to give you one free.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yes, to the ex segment.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
If you get into another relationship and she breaks up
with you, you get a freebey on the house.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
All of our segments are free. Well, nobody pays anything
to be on this show.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Doesn't know that, Brooke. Okay, we're all rooting for you.
Speaker 14 (40:16):
She's rooting for me to get together with someone, and
then she breaks up with me and I have to
get her on the radio.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
We're desperate for content art. Yes that's our hope.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Or I'll just buy you a drink.
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Sometimes she wants to hear that Shrek accent.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I r L.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
You stop it.
Speaker 14 (40:38):
I like what I'm hearing.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Is off the table rookie Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (40:46):
In the morning, a woman takes a cross country flight,
falls asleep, and when she wakes up, her hair looks
even better than when she took off.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
And now her wild stile is going viral. Plus the brand.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
New dating app that's taken a page straight out of
the Love Is Blind TV show?
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Oh what copy them?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
But I've just realized I've been pumping my gas wrong
my entire life, and a viral video confirms it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
All of it is coming up in a brand.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
New TikTok Click Shock.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
We'll do it right now.
Speaker 8 (41:26):
Did you hear the new conspiracy theory that the NBA
adds extra squeaks to their basketball broadcasts on television.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
I believe that there's so many.
Speaker 8 (41:39):
Squeaks because it's actually Morse code trying to mind control
the public so that we watch.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
More TikTok click shot, and it's working.
Speaker 11 (41:51):
It's TikTok Click Shock where we discuss the biggest TikTok
videos from the past week that we were mind controlled
into watching. Let's get to your first TikTok click Shock,
which is from a user named real dot Danny B.
She posted a video detailing the odd circumstances that happened
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on her American Airlines flight from Charlotte, North Carolina to
Lax recently.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
There's just some weird stuff happened in this guise.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Right now, let's listen to what she claims happened when
she fell asleep on the cross country flight.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
To the man that braided.
Speaker 16 (42:26):
My hair while I was sleep on the plane, I
need you to come forth immediately, you said, directly behind me.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
Some people might say, how did you let somebody braid
your hair?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
First of all, when I get on the plane, I
don't sleep.
Speaker 9 (42:37):
Name I remember specifically, I'm sleep on the plane and
I hear.
Speaker 18 (42:44):
And I said, who is taking pictures?
Speaker 4 (42:46):
And when I wake up, it's literally right in my ear.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
That's where I found the break.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Don't touch people while they're sleep, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
A makeover mid flight is pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, I guarantee you this is why this happened.
Speaker 7 (43:01):
She probably put her hair over the back of the
seat and people and blocks their screen.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Get mad, and I get you.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
He retaliated with it wasn't really retaliating, it was brading
it to get it out so he could see his
television screen.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Oh, I'm knowing that.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
He's creepier, and he reached through the.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Segment extra.
Speaker 8 (43:25):
The video ended up getting millions of views, seven hundred
thousand likes, and the top comment says, this is absolutely insane.
Are we not respecting boundaries anymore? The second top comment
was just two words American hairlines.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Yah, I like that headlines.
Speaker 12 (43:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:45):
Just called him the midnight barber, and that he flies
across the country back and forth doing this to many
other strangers because he's just bored of watching the same
old in flight entertainment.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I wake up from a flying like.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Dude, I got a low top fade, I got my
rooster done.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
Let's say you wouldn't be upset by that if you
woke up and it was a really good break.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
It's really good.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
No, that's great. I need all the help I can get.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Okay, let's cut the midnight Barbara break. He's doing God's.
Speaker 12 (44:13):
Work out there.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That was a TikTok click shot. You're next.
Speaker 17 (44:16):
TikTok click shot is about a.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
New dating app named Tribal t R I B A L.
And how's it different from pretty much all the other
dating apps out there. They're trying to change the game
by blurring the faces of people that you're chatting with
for the first seventy two hours, so you can get
to know them personally before you make a decision based
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on how they look.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
I liked that they probably did the testing there, like
how long can people last before they dip out?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Okay, yea three days? I think we could go three
days before?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
Was this that making it like you're clicking, you're getting along,
and then it puts more pressure on the picture. I think,
oh for sure, Like dude, I've been talking through for
two days it feels like we are falling for each other.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
I hope she's like at least okay, I don't.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
Know the two days to already be falling for someone.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Here's audio of the creator talking about it.
Speaker 16 (45:09):
Tribal is essentially a friendship and dating app, but it's
really based on psychology and it's all about combating loneliness
in the improving social connection Chinese technology in a really
positive way. So the profile build and the questions are
all around compatibility and values, and that's how people are
matched and brought together. And I guess the psychology behind
(45:31):
that is having aligned values and really trying to just
eliminate that kind of superficial swipe culture.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
My god, that every dating app person that comes up
with on is like, we're doing it based on psychology
and we're going to make the world a better place.
Speaker 13 (45:46):
In the meantime, the result is dating has never been
more miserable for people ever.
Speaker 8 (45:52):
So but what do you guys think should we toss
swipe culture out the door and start valuing people for
their personalities?
Speaker 4 (45:59):
I feel I.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Couldn't resist, Like I would still screenshot the blurry photo
and ask Ai to try to find who it is online.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
AA is gonna be writing you anyway because the person
with the blurry photo is it even using his own.
Speaker 8 (46:12):
Yeah, I will say the top comments on the video
was blurred photos perfect Now my wife can't see me here.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Didn't even think about that.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, I didn't use psychology too deeply.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
It seems like the jury's ad on this one.
Speaker 8 (46:29):
We'll see if it becomes a thing or if we
just hear stories about like I poured my heart out
for three straight days till the photo revealed.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
My cousin Bill.
Speaker 8 (46:39):
Would love that, So maybe it's a good Oh my gosh,
that's a TikTok click shot and your.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Final TikTok click shots from a guy who goes by
the handle Daddy Brown.
Speaker 8 (46:51):
He posts a lot of videos with helpful life hacks
for your everyday life, and he just went viral sharing
the top four ways you might be pumping gas wrong wrong.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
In fact, he says you may be losing money if
you're doing it like this. Oh interesting, let's listen.
Speaker 6 (47:07):
Number one is Philip First thing in the morning, the
gas expands when it's warm and becomes more dense when
it's colder, along with everything else. If you purchase your
gas later in the day, after the sun has warmed
up the ground, all the gas under the tank is
going to be expanded and you're actually getting less gas.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Number two is Phillip slowly.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
Don't put it on the fastest setting, even though I
know you're in a hurry, but put on the lowest setting.
The faster you're pumping the gas, the more of it
is turning into vapor. All gas pumps have a vapor
return line, which is putting the vapor back into the tank,
So you're actually paying for gas that you're not even getting.
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Is blown.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
So color me naive on this.
Speaker 8 (47:40):
But I did not know that you could pump your
gas at different speeds.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You didn't know when the handle there's different latches that you.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Can I'm with a lexus. I thought there was just one.
It's like a gun and it's like the trigger pulls
the trigger.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
And you just like I just recently learned how to
get the locks on the whole of the who.
Speaker 7 (48:05):
I used to have to go so slow because I
would only be able to put twenty bucks or I'd
get your thank you that slow, like I can't go
past twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
In my defense, my butler would always fill up my
gas growing up, so I didn't I never had to
do it myself.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
Yeah, I got nothing.
Speaker 8 (48:23):
Yes, Number one trick fill up in the morning when
it's cold out you'll get more. And number two is
go at the slowest setting on the gas pump. His
two other gas pump packs are don't wait till your
tanks all the way down.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
To empty, because I always do.
Speaker 8 (48:37):
Your gas evaporates out of it faster when there's more
air inside. And finally, don't fall asleep while you're pumping
your gas, or you might wake up and it might
be braided.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
By the time that.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
You wave the gas, he's doing it all over the place.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Those were your TikTok stories.
Speaker 9 (48:55):
For the day. Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
We have a rare opportunity today for somebody to possibly join.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
The five timers club.
Speaker 14 (49:12):
Bo.
Speaker 8 (49:13):
Many have come on this show and lost five times
or more to Brook. Only a handful have been able
to beat her five times.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
I keep trying to block these people's numbers. How are
they getting through well?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Today?
Speaker 8 (49:28):
Your challenger is Bridget, whose all time record is.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Four two and two. Bridget you are on.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
The precipice of greatness this morning. How does it feel amazing?
Speaker 12 (49:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:40):
I look at you seven of confidence.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
What would it mean to you to beat Brook five times?
Is that something that you would post on Facebook about?
Would you put a mean tweet about it on x
or maybe go old school by a billboard and post
it right near Brook's house.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
So she sees it every single day? Why is that funny?
Speaker 18 (50:00):
I'm one of those old people that cannot work technology.
Speaker 14 (50:03):
I barely even know what Facebook is or Instagram.
Speaker 18 (50:05):
Okay, well it won't come out on social media unless
you guys.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
We have a podcast, yeah radio, Oh it's after ten.
I missed it. I can't go and stream it.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Lot kids gather around the radio, and you're one of
the ogs, Bridget and we appreciate that.
Speaker 18 (50:23):
Have to be technology questions in Brooke win.
Speaker 10 (50:26):
Yeah, technology questions.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
We're gonna find out here in just a second, Brooks
leaving the studio. You got thirty seconds on the clock
to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (50:39):
I'm ready?
Speaker 8 (50:39):
All right, this is for greatness today, Bridget, you got it?
Your time starts now. What was the name of the
famous male delivery service that went between Missouri and California
and the eighteen hundreds, the Puny Express? What protein makes
your blood red in color?
Speaker 15 (50:55):
Pasted?
Speaker 8 (50:56):
Casino Royale was the first novel about what famous spy?
Speaker 18 (51:00):
Uh double o seven?
Speaker 8 (51:02):
What mint candy uses the slogan get the sensation?
Speaker 12 (51:08):
In?
Speaker 8 (51:08):
What decade did Amazon make its first sale ninety? What's
the scientific term used for someone who's afraid of small
enclosed spaces clusterphobia? Bridge had done like a true pro
on this segment.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Well done. Brook's coming back into.
Speaker 8 (51:24):
The studio here and the latest on Bridget, according to
my phone screener is your daughter went on a service
trip in Guatemala.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
What's going on with that?
Speaker 18 (51:35):
She's in a program through school Courts for kids, so
they build basketball courts for underdeveloped school I thought.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
It was legal courts for kids, and she was going
down there to be your jury.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
She's like a little mini judge.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
She's a little lawyer. She's going on to prosecute a
bunch of children.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
Yeah, is a beautiful country. She's going to love her
time there.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Now, Brooke, it's your turn, Jealous, Actually, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 8 (51:59):
What was the name of the famous male delivery service
that went between Missouri and California and the eighteen hundred express?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
What protein makes your Blood Red? In color?
Speaker 8 (52:09):
Past Casino Royal was the first novel about what famous
spy James Bond? What mint Candy uses the slogan get
the sensation, O York?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
In?
Speaker 2 (52:20):
What decade did Amazon make its first sale?
Speaker 14 (52:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (52:23):
Uh the two nineties, the nineties.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
What What does the scientific term used for someone who's
afraid of small, enclosed spaces?
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Oh, I have it. It's a not agoraphobia. It's I'm sorry, claustrophobia.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Took a long tip to get there, but we got there.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
I can't thinking about a right down elevator.
Speaker 8 (52:45):
Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did
with jose In Deman, my little.
Speaker 9 (52:51):
In, My Little Berry Big.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
I wish I was a demand Bridgie.
Speaker 10 (52:58):
You got four.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Correct today.
Speaker 14 (53:01):
I feel like just as if not better.
Speaker 9 (53:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
I didn't know that red blood stuff.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Brook, you got fuck?
Speaker 8 (53:11):
Put the five timers jacket back in the closet. We'll
have to save it for another damn sorry break. Not
quite enough to beat Brook. Let's go over the answers
for everybody. The famous mail delivery service that went between
Missouri and California in the eighteen hundreds would be the
Pony Express.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
First ride on.
Speaker 8 (53:28):
That mail service actually happened on this day in eighteen sixty.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
If you guys last very long, no I didn't.
Speaker 8 (53:34):
The protein that makes your blood red in color is hemoglobin. Oh,
Casino Royale was the first novel about the famous spy
James Bond. I think we also accepted double O seven
as an answer. Bridget did, so you got credit for that.
The mint candy that uses the slogan get the sensation
is York peppermint patties. Amazon made the first sale we
(53:54):
gave Brook credit for twenty nineties.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
I actually know that because we did it on today
versus back in the day.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
It was nineteen ninety five nineteen.
Speaker 8 (54:05):
It was an ebook, actually first thing to sell. And
the term for someone afraid of small enclosed spaces is claustrophobia.
So Bridget, like we said before, wasn't enough to win today.
But just for playing, we are going to send you
a pair of fan Dango tickets to a Minecraft movie
starring Jason Momoa and Jack Black. You can embark on
a magical quest starting April fourth, only in theaters and Imax.
Speaker 15 (54:28):
Excellent.
Speaker 18 (54:28):
Thank you so much, yess.
Speaker 4 (54:30):
He won't be posting about this on social media.
Speaker 18 (54:32):
Huh, Bridget, if I only knew how.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, I tell you to follow us, but that's also
a lost cause.
Speaker 8 (54:38):
She'll send a letter via Pony Express across the country.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
Yes, to tell everybody.
Speaker 3 (54:43):
Taking a section out in the newspaper.
Speaker 8 (54:45):
Yeah, yeah, Bridget, come back and play again soon.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
To get into that five timers club.
Speaker 14 (54:50):
Okay, we'll do.
Speaker 12 (54:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
We'll be back to winbrooks Bock same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (54:54):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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