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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You already know we sound dumb, but it's time you
go find out how dumb we look.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Okay, just go to all of our socials at Brook
and Jeffrey after you hear the full show, which starts
right now.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Brook's probably gonna say it's too early to be talking
about this, but it's spooky season. Oh it's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Actually, you're wrong. I'm on board.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I'm talking about spooky season for next year, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
We're talking about it. Okay, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
This year and every year lately, there's been one viral
Halloween decoration item that becomes the big hit and it
sells out.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Nobody can get it, like two years.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Ago, those giant twelve foot skeletons. Last year it was
Lewis the talking Jack o' lantern head from Target.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And then I also saw that family go viral for
the floating Stranger things.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
That was really cood.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, that was like five years ago.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It was it was why are you so negative to
me today?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
What's the hot Halloween decor item that everybody wants to
get their hands on this year? It's i don't.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Know, but.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Get out of the why would you even start this conversation?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
The thing is, I've been looking around and I haven't
seen any viral Halloween items that have been selling out
at home depot or Walmart or anywhere have you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh no, never mind, this was homemade, but it was
a stanley for the ten foot take it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You can't buy garbage or something, that's what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
So that's a really good idea.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
But like, literally, I haven't seen anything in the news,
any viral product that's going crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're saying there's a window for us to create something
right now, to go viral?
Speaker 8 (01:41):
Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
You think we're capable of something like that?
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Brooking Jeffrey Merch Now, I.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Just think maybe that's part of the reason that experts
are predicting Halloween spending is going to be down this year,
down to just eleven billion dollars. It was up over
twelve billion dollars last year.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
How many fun sized candy bars do you have to
buy to get to that eleven billy mark?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
What's happening? Are we losing interest in Halloween? Now?
Speaker 9 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I've been keeping a draft of all of the ideas
I have for our group costume, I have at least
five stellar ideas.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, clearly the old people are still into it, but
are the young kids losing interests? They might be wondering
why spend three hours walking around door to door when
you can just door dash a giant bag of candy
to your home for two dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Because it's exciting and everything tastes better when it's free.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Jess, Well, they probably have virtual reality trick or treating now,
so you can trick or treat from your couch now. Oh,
it feels like I'm really ringing somebody's doorbell.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe Halloween is going away
as Yeah, don't blame me, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I blame you. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Let's move on and get into the shock collar question
of the day coming soon, virtual reality shock collar where
it feels like you're really getting electrocuted.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh wait, it still does.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Give us the real thing, Jake.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Yesterday, in honor of one Hit Wonder Day, I had
you identify some of the most iconic songs made by
artists who only managed one big musical hit. And you
all did a pretty good job, aside from Brooks, who
failed to identify this simple one word song. It's not Hey, Mickey,
just Mickey Show.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Just so disappointed.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now, shame on my entire family.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Other smarter radio shows would probably say one round was enough.
Let's move on to a new, more exciting topic, so
we don't bore our listeners.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
No, no, give us more, but not us.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
That's like Rick Astley said, We're never gonna give this up.
We're never gonna let it down because it's another one
hit wonder edition of a twenty of twenty. Now, just
like yesterday, you gave me a number one through twenty
and I'll play you the instrumental of a popular one
hit wonder song. You just need to give me the
(04:08):
correct title to stay in the game. Oh man, We'll
start with the woman who thought the Billboard Hot one
hundred was elisab one hundred. Hottest people featured on actual billboards.
That's Alexis, Alexis number one through twenty. Please number three, Alexis.
Here's your one hit wonder.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh my god, it was best day of my life.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Good guess best day of my life is correct?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You know, apparently every fourth grade class in the country
singing that right now in class.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
That's the American authors from twenty thirteen.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
We're on to Brook.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, I'm really nervous.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Okay, number eight, number eight, Brook, here's your one hit wonder?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, but what is it? Come on, Brook?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
You failed yesterday.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
You can't be.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Just keep you guys.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
You can't hear everyone quiet. Now have to hear it.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
You should feel it in your bones.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
My god, I can't think of the lyrics. I can't either.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Now the awkward dancing. Please guess something.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Girl, Hey girl, Hey girl, girl, Hey girl.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Hey girl?
Speaker 8 (05:25):
All right, do you want to go with just girl?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It might just be girl after the hey mickey girl.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Okay, Brook says, hey girl, that is incorrect. That song
is called cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh that was such a forgettable song. I didn't think
that should be considered a hit.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Jose, it's your turn. Have about a number please, I'm
gonna go with six Hose. Here's your one hit wonder?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh, come on, you do this every night.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
But I don't know the song.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Name you this on the show walk.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
It's a fashion walk.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
Oh fashion I'm too sexy?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
There it is, I'm too sexy.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
That's correct, right, said Fred from nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
It's my mom's theme song, Get It Zulu.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Jeff I hesitate to ask you for a number, but
I need to.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I want sixteen, Please sixteen.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Jeffrey, here's your one hit wonder.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh great song sounds like some Justin Bieber crap.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
That definitely he would not be a one hit wonder.
I don't know either.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I don't know. It sounds like the intro to a
video game from back in the day.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
I'm doing the dance.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, you can't hear you.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Che punch, punch and wave.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
He has no idea punch, punch and wave.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Punch, punch and wave. Incorrect. That was Cilento's Watch Me
with Nana.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Oh, I thought that was Willow Smith.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Oh her hair.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
There's so much whipping and almost violence in the modern
music today.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Smith.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Yeah, we're down to just Alexis and Jose. Now go
back to Alexis. Need a number from you at two,
number two, Alexis, here's your one hit Wonder.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Element.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It sounds like a loading screen for a computer. These
are hard.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Welcome to the elevator change.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Welcome to the Elevator is incorrect. This song came out
in nineteen ninety nine, but it's global fame peaked in
the twenty tens. This is the Baja mens. Who let
the dogs out? We're here again.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Without people screaming like who let the dogs out?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Alright, alright, we're gonna get taken off the air. Okay, Jose,
you want a shove.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Up? I would pretty much a universal fail with the
one hit wonder. On round two, Jose comes out on
top once again, and you get to choose who sayings
never Gonna give you Up by Rick Astley, never Gonna
give you up, Never Gonna let you down. Run around
(08:23):
and dessert to your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
We got your phones out coming up in just a few.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
If you're a kid and the coolest thing ever happens
to you, you're immediately telling everybody that you know. Yeah, yeah,
Like if you get chosen to be on Nickelodeon Family
Double Dare, or if you find out your real dad
is the Rock, you are sharing that with everyone.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh my God, yes, give me that will.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
But one of our listeners says, back in elementary.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
School, she had the coolest kid ever, where she got
to travel the world and meet famous celebrities. But she
wasn't allowed to tell a soul about it.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
She was Carmen san Diego.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I have no idea how she managed to keep this
secret all these years. You're gonna hear it and why
it had to be kept so under wrapped in a
brand new mass speaker coming up.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
You don't hear me confession I can't take back earl Arms.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Speaker Sex is seventy five nines who says whenever I
get asked what I do for work, I simply say
I signed an NDA, so I can't talk about it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh that's cool, Yeah, yeah, it does sound good.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Truth is, I have a really boring job, but I
found this is a better way to just avoid the question.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm using it from here on out.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yes, if the company's listening, if they could send me
an NDA and we could make it real like that,
it's just a.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
Piece of paper that da yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Brook loves her paperwork.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
And we do have an unwritten non disclosure agreement with
listeners who come on this segment for this one, because
we literally have no idea who you are, so we
couldn't expose your secrets and ruin your life even if
we wanted to. And trust me, at least one person
here wants to. But let's go to today's anonymous confessor,
who's chosen to go by Shannon as her alias Shannon.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Hi guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You're welcome, like the professor of confessor. I don't know
I like that word alive.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But yeah, all right, professor confessor, missus anonymous, the voice
changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
let's hear your confession.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
All right, this is kind of wild. So me and
my mom are really close. We have a really tight relationship.
It's just her and me, you know, single mom.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's okay.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Yeah, And my mom has always been big into tennis,
and so when I was little and even to this day,
I have also been obsessed with tennis.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Okay, So yeah, that was I know what My.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
World revolved around tennis, lessons, tennis in school, you name it.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
I compare that like me and my dad, league baseball,
the game.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It's crazy how sports brings kids together.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Yet I do know.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
We would go to the Bahamas on vacation.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
My parents would force me to play tennis on the
nice courts over there. God it was hot.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
I want to play.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Croquette forced me to play tennis.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's hard.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
We had an image to a poll.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But it's good that you enjoyed it.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
Yeah, she didn't force me. I was I thought I
wanted to be just like her. Okay, so I think
I was about nine. She told me she signed me
up to be a reporter writer for kids Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, that is so cool, what a great serience.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
That was one of my top five magazines to read
as a kid. Yeah, I like I like the older
stuff too.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Business Weekly, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You got to be a writer for them.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
So I was a writer for them, and we went everywhere,
you know, for about three years. I went to like
the US Open, you know, Wimbledon, all these big matches.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Why would you want to hide any of this information?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It feels like also another such a job, security and kids.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Three years, I.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
Guess because I was little. She told me to keep
it a secret because my friends wouldn't understand. They would
be jealous.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Would be jealous.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Friends, Yeah, they would want to go with you or.
Speaker 11 (12:47):
I don't know, yeah exactly. So I totally was like, sure,
we got to keep this a secret. I'm a big shot,
but no, one can. So I did tell one person,
my best friend, and she was like, hey, you know,
I've been looking for your articles and I can't seem
to find any. And I was like, oh, what the heck?
Speaker 12 (13:07):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The first thing I think other nine year olds would
think is that you would be lying, you.
Speaker 9 (13:11):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
So yeah, I was like, let me find these articles.
So I went to the library and I looked. I
checked out a bunch of different magazines from when I thought,
you know, about the time I was doing it, and
I could not find any of them either. So I
was really confused, and I went to my mom and
I asked her what's up. Turns out she just would
(13:36):
tell the organizations that I was a writer from Kids
Sports Illustrated, and we would get in and they would
let me interview them.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
But I was not it was all she.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Made the whole thing up.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
Yeah, it was just a way to get us in
for like free or cheap to all these matches.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Oh my god, those are really expensive too.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Why couldn't I mean, I guess she couldn't pretend that
she was a Sports Illustrated writer because that would be
too hard to check.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Sports Illustrated credentials are written in crayon.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I mean honestly, you carry a clipboard anywhere and people
believe you.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
Yeah, and I get a media pass to go to
our segments. We have free reign, so I can totally.
Speaker 11 (14:19):
How did you No one's going to think a nine
year old flye?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (14:23):
I was very upset and confused.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Thank god you only told your best friend, because I
would have totally not listened to my mom the entire
school and been humiliated.
Speaker 10 (14:33):
Also, why those paychecks bounced?
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, it was really weird. I was
a little annoyed with her, But I'm like, hey, I
did get to meet you know, I met Serena and
Venus William, you know andre Aga.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
The whole time you were happy and excited.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It felt important You're writing. The skills were probably improving.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
Yeah, I thought I was a really talented writer. Turns
out not so much.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Once you found out the truth, is it over?
Speaker 9 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (15:01):
My mom actually wanted to keep doing it, but I
was like, no, we're gonna get caught. You know, this
is Yeah. I was really nervous.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
That's not good. Your mom wanted to bring the nine
year old in on the con Yeah, I was innocent
when you didn't know.
Speaker 10 (15:16):
She found a hack due almost like I'm saving thousands
and I'm meeting all these cool.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
People, getting into all the men's tennis players locker rooms.
Speaker 11 (15:22):
Hey, she's a single mom. She's always been very.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
She never met a value around.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Oh wow, best sports scam maybe in history now featuring
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Speaker 5 (15:45):
These all taps coming up right after.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
There's a saying out there, your family knows you best.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
It's so true.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
And today a guy asked us to prank his older
sister and gave us two pieces of info to go
off of. One his sister does not like dogs, any breed, big, small,
doesn't matter, she's scared of them. And two, she loves
the show Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
How do those two things go together?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yes, I don't know, but if I could find a
way to combine them into a prank phone call, then
we'd have a golden opportunity to mess with her. So
that's what we do in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Hi, is this Natasha?
Speaker 12 (16:36):
Yes, this is she Hi.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I'm calling from Cable Customer Service. My name is Chuck
Chuck Roast.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
What do you mean.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I'm just calling all of our customers in the area
to let them know that we're going to be doing
some maintenance coming up and we're gonna be experiencing some
service issues this Sunday evening.
Speaker 13 (16:58):
Oh okay, I'm sorry this Sunday.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
It's not gonna affect everything. You'll still be able to
get your WiFi. Most of the channels will be working.
It's just the Food Network and Bravo will be down. No, nah,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (17:16):
That cannot happen. You said Bravo specifically, Yeah, that can't happen.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Bravo will be down from five pm until eleven pm.
Speaker 13 (17:25):
So how am I supposed to view my TV shows
that come on at eight o'clock?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
I guess I'm not familiar there. Like a specific show
that you're talking about.
Speaker 13 (17:34):
Absolutely everybody knows about it. The Real Housewives of Atlanta
premieeres Like I have to watch my TV show Housewives, Like,
come on, everybody watches Housewives.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh Okay, okay, the trash TV stuff.
Speaker 13 (17:45):
Yeah wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, so it's again, I'm Chuck Chuck Rose. Yeah. Unfortunately,
I personally can't do anything about this. It's a decision
that was made by the higher ups. That's the best
time to do the maintenance.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
There's there's no chance. Why will five in the evening
on Sunday be the best time to run this type.
Speaker 12 (18:08):
Of I know, like this car, why not do when
people are sleeping? Maybe five am like.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
That would be more But did you hear me?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
There's other channels that will be working at that time, so.
Speaker 13 (18:19):
You don't want to look at nothing else.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Animal Planet is actually doing this huge reality special on
dogs at that time.
Speaker 13 (18:26):
No, I don't even like dogs. I don't like animals,
none of that.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I don't like dogs. I mean maybe maybe you just
don't know enough about them and you need to learn.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
No, I don't want to learn anything except for why
Kenya is about to get fired on a real Housewives of Atlanta.
That's what I want to That's what I want to
know about. I don't care about any dogs.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Who's getting fired Kenya Moore, Well, she'd probably get fired
because she's working on that show. That's probably for the
best for her.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Honestly, who are you to say that? Who are you them?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Chucks? I feel like if I had to say that
three times, maybe you should consider getting a new provider
for your phone.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Oh well, I definitely will now now I will get
a new one for my I will get a whole
new provider period, because you can. They could kiss my
butt at this point.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Okay, well you can kiss our butt anytime you want.
We're more than happy.
Speaker 13 (19:12):
You cannot be talking to me like that, working for crazy.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Kind of part man.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
In my in my defense, in my defense, man, you
said that to me first, so.
Speaker 12 (19:21):
It doesn't matter your customer service you can't get You can't.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Do that, all right, Well you can. You can kiss
my butt. Kiss my butt, man.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
I'm done.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
Put your manager on the phone.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
I will do that in just a moment. But I
have to let you know it's not just man, it's
not just this Sunday that.
Speaker 12 (19:40):
TV show, and you're not gonna be talking to me crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I'm only authorized to deliver this information that Bravo will
be down every Sunday for the next three months.
Speaker 12 (19:49):
It was just a Sunday, this Sunday.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
This Sunday and every Sunday.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I feel like you were kind of yapping a lot
while I was trying to get information, so you probably.
Speaker 13 (19:57):
Didn't hear you know what, get your manager on the
phon right now. I need somebody higher.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Up than you.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
I'm sorry, Tony.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
Little rolf guy tells me that I'm gonna be off,
but I can't watch my see for three months? What
am I paying the service for?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Ma'am? Did I send you?
Speaker 13 (20:11):
Are you're an idiot?
Speaker 12 (20:12):
Or stop there?
Speaker 13 (20:13):
Are y'all sick?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Ma'am? I'm hoping that I can maybe change your mind
and then you'll go online and leave me a good
review on our site.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Review?
Speaker 13 (20:22):
Are you crazy? You would never get.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
A good review for me?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
You I invite you to kiss my butt.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
You're so fired, it's gonna be crazy. I'm ready emailed
letters anything I have to do.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Mister tremp rowl Okay again, I hear you, and you
can kiss my butt, and your brother Omar can also
kiss my butt.
Speaker 12 (20:40):
My brother Omar, what's he has to do with this?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Your whole family is invited to puck her up and
kiss me in the behind because this is a prank
call that we're doing on the radio Showbrook and Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 12 (20:51):
Oh boy, who kill kill.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Don't kill him? This frank turned out really good.
Speaker 12 (20:56):
I'm so sorry I told you to kiss my butt.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
You're fine.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
It was Omar's idea. He told us to prank you
because he knew that you loved your Bravo shows, especially
the Housewives of Atlanta, and he said it was on
every Sunday.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
So here's an idiot.
Speaker 12 (21:13):
Oh my god, I get him back.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I know Omar did the prank on you, but are
you cool if he comes over to watch Housewives?
Speaker 12 (21:20):
Oh my goodness, No, Omar can now kiss my.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Butt and you're kissing my butt, and then I'm kissing
Omar's butt. We're all just kissing each other's butts today.
Speaker 12 (21:31):
Basically wake up.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Every morning with spoon taps weekday mornings on the twenties
freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
What's the one thing you would never want your neighbor
to know about you.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Oh, that's a crazy question. That you don't actually recycle
all of your glass bottles, chandals.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Sometimes you let your dog be in their yard.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Oh that's actually pretty bad. Or that large hole you
dug in the middle of the night wasn't for a
new tree? What don't look wells caught his neighbor doing
something that's making him feel very uncomfortable. It's actually happened
multiple times, and he feels like he has to tell them.
(22:19):
But this is a conversation that's definitely text worthy and
not something you'd ever want to actually say to them
in person. You're gonna hear it in a brand new
textual Healing coming up right after that text you will
(22:39):
heal then textual. Do you have an important text to
send but aren't quite sure what to say? In the past,
Microsoft words Clippy would pop up on your screen and go, hey,
it looks like you're sending a text.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Can I helps Clippy?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't think Clippy was around when we were sending
text message.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yes, well Clippy is long long dead.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Yeh.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
He can't help you anymore.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
And you certainly can't trust your friends because they'll just
gossip about it.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Behind your back.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
So all that's left is your radio fan.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
We are paid a very very small salary to help
strangers with their personal.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Lives it behind their backs?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Are we're not friends?
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
So today we have a guy who is in a
tough spot and has turned to us for help. His
name is Jimmy. Jimmy, welcome to Textual Healing.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Hey, thanks for the help.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Okay, well I wouldn't say that right off the bat, Jimmy,
you don't know what kind of help you're going.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
To get better than anything I'm getting. Now, this is
a little bit of a pickle.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Jimmy was all, what's going on? Why'd you email the show?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Here's what's going on. My next door neighbor names Hannah.
I'm sure she's I don't really know it. She seems
to be a lovely lady. Okay, here's the problem. I
work from home, and this has happened on multiple occasions
where I'm up in my office and I take up
like an astronom break and I'll, you know, I'll stretch,
I'll look out the window.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Okay, so you're in your office. Is this an apartment building?
I'm just trying to picture here.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
No, No, I live in a nice little two story house.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Okay, how many bedrooms and how many baths?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I need to know how far away this neighbor is?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Is it Victorian stars?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay? Okay, it's a house with a window. So you
look out the window and.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
I can see into her yard, and several times she's
just been laying out there sunbathing. But she's been laying
out there sunbathing topless.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Ah, and what are you wearing when you're inside the house.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
And Jeff, why she really doesn't care she's in her
own backyard.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I know, but yeah, that's why you don't want to look.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Do you feel creepy when you see this?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
I feel very creepy.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yeah, I look.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
The first time I look. I'm not gonna lie to it.
The first time I look, I lingered for a couple
of seconds because it's like wow, and then of course
your guy. Yeah, and I turned around. I was like,
let me get back to work or ignore that.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
If it was my neighbor, I'd be like like, and.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Here's the thing, it's not like it's our two houses.
If I can see it, the neighbors can also see.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Do you think she doesn't realize that.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
We all have bushes? You know, they're pretty high. Some
people have fences, so you can't see him from like
round level. And it's during the day, so I don't
know who else is home.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Oh, so you you actually may be doing her a
favor by if you were.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Is that what you're trying to do is let her
know that she's you can see her.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Oh God, that's so hard to say.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Yeah. I mean at first I thought like, let it go,
it's just un of my business. But like the second
or third time, well I just literally just turned around.
I was like, Oh, she's up there. It occurred to
me like, yeah, you know what if I'm not the
problem that she definitely knows she has.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
You know, what do you know about her?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Like?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Are you friends or what's your relationship with her?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
There's really no relationship at all. I know that she's married.
I've met her maybe once. I've met her husband once or.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Twice, Okay, and we know she obviously hates tamlines.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah are you is her husband look really strong and tough,
like he could beat you up.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
I think it's pretty even when it comes between me
and her husband. I wouldn't. I'm not a physical consultation
type person.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yeah, Bro, that's not where it sounds like you want
to do the right thing and just warn her that
maybe other people can see if she doesn't realize it.
But that's definitely an awkward conversation to have with anybody.
I can understand why you wouldn't want to do it
in person.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
You can't just by the way.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I mean if you when you text her, is she
even going to know who you are?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Did you get the phone number from her?
Speaker 7 (26:43):
No? I didn't. I got her number from the HOA,
the contact with from the HOA. Everybody just has their
number there. Oh wow, I actually don't know. Here's the thing.
I don't know if I should put from my phone
and identify myself.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Can you stay anonymous?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
That's even creepier if I stayed anonymous.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Let's go around the room really quick and get ideas.
Alexis will start with you. What does he send?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I think he just says the neighbor first of all,
and she'll reply to it.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I'm your neighbor and I see you naked. Okay, that's
one idea, Alexis.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Or I think you say, hey, it's Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
We haven't met before, and this may be the most
uncomfortable thing I've ever had to tell someone, and then
just let her respond to that.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
So basically what Alexis said, but really long winded.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
What do you think I think you need to.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
Be professional and generic. I think that's the best way.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Okay, in a corner or embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Maybe we put those bug eye emoji.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I was going all emojis where it's like I emoji
bathing suit, emoji, sun oil emoji, two houses next to
each other. Emojis make her decipher what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I don't think she would be mad at you. I
think she's just getting an embarrassed I already know.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
So we threw a lot of ideas at you there, Jimmy,
which one do you want to go with?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Younger me would definitely go with the emoji the.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Special Do you want to do all emojis?
Speaker 7 (28:09):
No? If I was a younger, earlier man oka.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Say, she would text back, she'd be like, what is
this act?
Speaker 6 (28:14):
You get it?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
But I think I'm gonna have to go generic and professional.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
All right, So go ahead and tell us what you're writing.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
I'm just saying, Hi, this is your next door neighbor, Jimmy,
just so you know we can see you sunbathing.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Topless okay, and okay, finger emotion.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Don't put topless in there. Just sunbathy, sun baby.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Call good call, right, we can see you sunbathing.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And three thumbs up emojis.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
I just deleted no, no emojis. I just deleted the
word topless. Okay, okay, okay, period at the end of
the sentence of sunbathing, and I am suddenly get that question.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
We're just alerting her that that she's being seen, so
we'll see if she responds. We're gonna come back and
continue textual healing with your next door neighbor as we
alert her that you can see her.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Topless in her backyard right after them.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
textual healing with our accidental peeping tom named Jimmy because
he works from home and has spotted his next door
neighbor sunbathing multiple times in her backyard with her top off.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Boy, And I gotta say, we got to give him credit.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That he wants to help her out and not just
let her continue.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Like some gross guy will. So I really actually appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Don't just say gross guy. You would do it too, Brooke,
maybe you would keep looking, But he did want to
be a good neighbor and warn her that she is
visible to him and probably to other houses nearby.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And the god kids are building treehouses.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
All around your yard right now. Thing is, it's awkward
because he doesn't really know her very well, only matter
like once. So how do you tell that to somebody
without coming across creepy and awkward.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Well, and he knows for sure she's married.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Right, So we decided the best route was to go
with a professional text, basically saying, Hi, I'm your neighbor,
just letting you know I can see you when your
son bathing in your backyard. We emitted all the dirty
emojis that we suggested. Not sure why, but that was
Jimmy's choice. Jimmy did she respond?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
She?
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Uh, well, okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
What uh yea, why are you so stressed out?
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Well, here's the thing. Okay, I got a response. The
problem is I've got a response from the husband. What
there are two There are two names is two constant
numbers on the h O A list, And I guess
maybe they mixed them up.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Oh god, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I think if a guy read that text, he could
totally interpret it the wrong way.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Yeah, he was not happy. I got a lot of
I didn't get a lot of emojic, but I got
a lot of swearing from the husband from the husband,
and you know he's serious because there was no there's
no real big mistakes.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You know, we wait, what what can you of his response?
Can you read any of it?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
What do you mean? You? And then that this you
know a couple of words.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That wonderful, helpful neighbors.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
The last text is she shouldn't be showing it all.
Here's her number, you tell her what. Yeah, he gave
me her number.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's weird.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
Yeah, maybe he wants to Oh my god, Like he's like,
she shouldn't be doing that, like in their own backyard.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Why wouldn't he just deal with that relationship.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Maybe that's not the first text that he's gotten like
that about his wife.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
He's like pastor complaints to her.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Okay, it's like it's a problem.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
So now we have to retext the wife and actually
tell her.
Speaker 7 (31:42):
Yeah, I listen, I already texted I just texted her
the same message.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
But I think the first include any information about how
you accidentally told her husband.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
Thank you. If you would have said I talked to
your husband.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
No, no, no, I didn't see a reason to make
the situation.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, I mean that could cause it.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
Any more awkward. So I'm just waiting for a response
right now.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, oh god, Okay, So now we're still oh geez.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
We're going to make it super awkward with you and
the husband.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Now, well, I don't know. Maybe that the husband is
just really mad at his wife.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh it sounds like it sounds like it's bugging him.
Speaker 8 (32:14):
I want to know.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Hold on, I just I just got a response. I'll
tell you. I'll tell you what she responds right now.
Let me just open end.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
And the wife responded.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
She just responded, are you the one with the binoculars?
Speaker 10 (32:29):
Oh, oh my Godlars.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Okay, this is the time you need to be honest
with us.
Speaker 14 (32:35):
No.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
No, let's get that out of the way. I didn't.
I don't know. I mean, I'm right, like if I wanted, Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Why are you This should be a very simple response.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
No, I'm not looking at her with binoculars.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Is it a telescope that you're using?
Speaker 5 (32:51):
What device?
Speaker 9 (32:51):
No?
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Nothing? Okay, Wait what do I say to that?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I mean, no, yeah, yeah, that's the truth.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
It doesn't sound like it's the truth.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I think you need to say No, that's horrifying. I
was writing you to warn you that people could see you.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
I like that. I don't like the horrifying part.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
You boobs are harassing our neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
It makes it sound like the view is not a
good view.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I don't think. I didn't take it that way.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Well, it's not you that he's texting, and we just know.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
That isn't me, not even OMG.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, I think you need to reply a little bit
more surprised, even at the insinuation.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Here's the thing, I don't anything like that. I don't
want to engage more than I have to know that
wasn't me. Once I put know that wasn't me, I
think we're good.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
I mean, I think you should at least explain. I'm
just trying to warn you into other people.
Speaker 14 (33:48):
Trying to be.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Okay, no, that wasn't me. I just wanted you to
know what was going on.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Sure, if you want to get it simple like that,
that's up to you.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Yeah, I think as simple as possible. I just want
that it's over with.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
You know, it doesn't make sense, alexis what doesn't make
sense about that?
Speaker 6 (34:04):
That's the end of it.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
You're gonna let her know what's going on. What's going on?
You didn't say anything.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Yeah, well no, no, no, no, I just want to know
that people can see it. That's it. There's no need
to he's just going back and forth. I'm just trying
to be a good neighbor. Here's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Why are you so defensive?
Speaker 7 (34:16):
Right?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Okay, you seem really like amped up and stressed out
about this? Is it?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Whatthing you didn't expect to have to do with the husband?
And this was the whole thing with the guy basically
yelling at me over the text.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
You don't deal with drama, No, not at all.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
You know I worked for or the husband back and
say I'm so sorry or something.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Right, I could, but now it's like you want me
to text two people and I just want to get.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Okay, all the answers. You're gonna have to sell your
house and move.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
You're gonna be the most hated person in the neighborhood
by the end of this.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
But said that, just start with the text to the
wife where you're just politely telling her I just was
trying to warn you that I could see you.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Okay, let's go with uh.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
With or without binoculars, I can see.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Yeah, I'm close enough.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
Right. Okay, so the response to are you the one
with the binoculars is just going to be no. I
just wanted you to know what was going on, Okay.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I mean I wasn't really our suggestsful, but.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
You're telling you.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
I don't want to leave it open for like a
back and forth conversation. I just wanted you to know.
Just sound where and I'm don't have to go back
and forth.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Stop talking, start hitting send on your text message.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Okay, okay, I'm gonna do that right now.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Let me just it's more more work.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Isn't going to end well.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
I feel like even if she was likes for letting
me know and the.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
Guy was like, thank you, okay, I just sent it.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Okay, thank god.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
This is just such a simple situation.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
It was definitely wasn't in the beginning. And then you
know when I gotta I don't know this guy, don't
know how he's going to react when he comes home
from work.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
You know, you got to pay more attention when you're
looking at what numbers you're texting.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's why you need to know your neighbors.
Speaker 7 (35:58):
I was it's got to be a stake on the
h A list, and the more I think about this,
the more it's creepous sounded.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm going to tell you you're talking is not going
to help you. If you have to talk to this
guy in person.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
It's actually better that we're doing this overtime.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
Yeah, okay, she does. She's typing a responsett.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
Stout, stop stops stops.
Speaker 7 (36:22):
What was that? Was I supposed to do that?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
You're supposed to that?
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Okay, here's a response?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Oh god?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
What this is? Her response is? What if I said
I wanted you to see me smirk emoji?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Oh my god, yeah, you're getting beat up by us?
Speaker 7 (36:46):
This? Yeah, this is great. Now I really do have
to move.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Okay, well, just just right back and say I'm not
into that.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Leave it, Blake. Let her guess what you are into.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Obviously, No, I don't want anybodything. Could I just say
I think it would maybe easy to just say no,
thank you and then just block their number.
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Block her.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
You have to live her.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, maybe do a bikini emoji and then a thumb's
down or like a green barf emoji.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Oh god, it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I think I'm not into that is probably good.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Well, I mean, it's that's the way to let her
know that he doesn't want to you.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Said, I said horrific view or something like that, And you.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Were before I realized she was going to be really
into people looking, you know.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
I mean, now that I think about it, I don't
know blocking her is a good idea because she's right
next door, Like they already know who I am.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
You can't block her you live next The only way
this could be worse is if the husband texted you saying,
what's wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Are you not into her?
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Yeah? You guys, I just I don't want to be
involved in this weird triangle or any triangle for that matter.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It is strange that the husband told him I.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
Was just trying to be a good neighbor, and now
this whole thing's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Their house, they're going to be just all right. But
at least it sounds like we helped you do what
you set out to do. You wanted to tell her
that people can see, and now she definitely is aware.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And you don't have to feel bad if you look
because parents.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
She wants you to. You can go ahead and get
those binoculars back out.
Speaker 9 (38:17):
Can.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Okay, share binocular Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Jeffrey in the morning, A comedian's interview video has gone
viral for all the wrong reasons, but to be fair,
he kind of asked for it. Plus, a waitress shared
how she immediately increased her nightly tips by over seventy
five percent using two simple tricks. One thing she says
(38:44):
and one thing she wears. You're gonna hear them coming
up when we do a brand new TikTok shot.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
It happens right now.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
You guys know Moo Dang, the viral baby hippo out
of Thailand. Do you mean my obsession?
Speaker 10 (38:58):
I have thirty memes right now.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Well, leak security footage from her enclosure at the zoo.
Just caught her in the waiting pool twerking while watching.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
He seems that job.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
She's advanced for her little baby hippo age.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
It's TikTok Click Shock where we serve up the biggest
TikTok videos from the past week and let you twerk
along like.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
A chubby baby hippo.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Let's get right to your first TikTok click Shock, which
is from a comedian named JT.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Parr. Here's a photo of JT if you don't know him.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
He posts funny content on TikTok doing like comedic sketches
and out on the street bits, and he also does
interviews with different experts about popular trends happening in the news. Recently,
he had a clip go viral where he sat down
with a plastic surgeon and he asked what she would
change about his face.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
Don't do that, would walk into that.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
He's a handsome enough guy, you know, But just like
every twenty something year old dude, the.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Plastic surgeon did not hold back.
Speaker 14 (40:05):
I bet, oh, okay, you obviously, I think have some
rightids which are wrinkles. You have furrows between your brows,
meaning that you're making a squinty face a lot. Your
lower eyelids are a little sunken. It makes you look tired.
Your teeth are crooked. I see lots of pores on
the nose, the jawline and the nack tightening. Pulling that
back a little bit would be kind of number one
on my tone pole. And I think your brows are
(40:26):
cute because it kind of makes you look innocent. But
if you want it to look more powerful, like leading man,
I would bring up the lateral brow a little. Trees
look not bad you're a little bit smaller on the
side of your face.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Right. There was almost a compliment in there. Yeah, she
changed it.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
The teeth isn't her job.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
You know, you're looking at the picture right now, like
she has a point, right.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
No she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
He looks great.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
I think so nice.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Her plastic surgery all end up looking just like plastic surgery.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Yeah, that's all. It's called hot Brooks, all right.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
And that was just a small clip of her recommendation.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
She went on, I think rightly so to talk about
his jowls and his cheeks and his lips, which could
all use plumping and improvement.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
He needs to go talk to his mom and tell
his mom, ask.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
His mom to tell him how beautiful he is.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Plastic surgeons aren't there to like boost your ego and
tell you what a good person you are on the inside.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
They're there to make you.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Look beautiful, and then you know what, on the side,
they'll be like, well, I actually do this business to
help people's confidence.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Maybe start with just helping their confidence.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
One hundred percent of this plastic surgeon's proceeds go to
helping unfortunate children looking children exactly. So there were thousands
of comments on the video. One of the top ones
was why stop there? Can you please talk about his clothes?
Speaker 7 (41:52):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (41:52):
That T shirt? I mean that is a different story.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, that's easily fixed.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Though, But those jowls, no fixing that, right, Bro, He's fine.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
I think it fine.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
You know, says he looks fine, just fine.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
That was a TikTok click shot. Let's go to your.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
Next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
From a Hooters waitress who goes by the handle Lolly Girl.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Please don't tell me she talked to a.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
No, she looks great.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
She posted a video recently that got over five million
views close to a million likes.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
I'm gonna show you.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Her photo first, one of her without glasses and one
with glasses. Okay, she found recently that wearing her glasses
during her shift at Hooters makes her look more innocent
and increases her tips by over seventy five percent. But
if you can believe it, that's not the biggest trick
(42:47):
that she uses to get more money from the tables
that she's waiting.
Speaker 10 (42:51):
She like flirts cleavage.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Yeah you'll see because most days she'll make an average
amount of tips.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
But this is how Lolly Girl fared the other.
Speaker 15 (43:00):
Night, say, I'm walking home with seven hundred and two dollars,
which is not normal. I'm just extremely lucky today. There
are some days I'll work ten times harder and make
less than one hundred bucks, and today I only had
eight tables. So I'm so grateful of every tip that
I got because that will pay for the rest of
my bills.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
While I'm away on my church.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
So if you miss it, at the very end there,
she mentioned an upcoming trip. So the thing is when
customers will ask how she's doing when she comes up
to the table, she's truthful and she tells them I'm great.
I'm actually really excited because I'm taking a trip to
Miami for the very first time. And that comment, when
the customers hear it makes them tip even more so
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they want to They want to help her so that
she could put it towards her vacation.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Should we talk about our vacations on this show.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, I want to take my family to Europe.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
I have glasses, okay, but her glasses are like, you know,
cute glasses, not like telescopes.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Attack tells she doesn't actually need him.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
We're not giving any more photos to Brook for the
day because.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
She's carrying up.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
All the pictures, so.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I hate her mentioning the trip along with wearing the glasses. Servers,
take notice, that's going to help you make even more management.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
We're all gonna be bespectacled too.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
That was a TikTok click shot in your final.
Speaker 6 (44:25):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
It was from a.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Fifth grade teacher in Paul Paul, Michigan named Dan Shoots
and people you see a picture of him man first.
People are hailing him as one of the good ones,
especially after his latest video which got millions of views.
The reason why is he thinks he found the secret
to connecting with his fifth grade students in a real way.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I love to hear this.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
So here's Dan talking about his strategy.
Speaker 13 (44:54):
So I launch in the.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Cavagary almost every single day.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
And here's why.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
So I teach with grade.
Speaker 16 (44:58):
In the eight years of doing this is most effective
thing that I have to get to know my students
on a personal level. And what happened when I walked
into the cafeteria today and I sat down next to
a couple.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Of my new kids.
Speaker 16 (45:08):
Instantly two or three more down the table were like, Hey,
can you eat lunch with me? Tomorrow, because we can
all agree that in this job and education and teaching,
the single most important thing we can do is build
a relationship with every single kid that walks in the door.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
We can't do our job without it.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
What did that make me?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
It was like the music and what he's doing, and
our educators were so important.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
But I mean he could recommend some like plastic surgery
procedures so that they'll be successful later in life.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
I think that would be a good thing for him.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Get other kids will want to say, honestly, very heartwarming.
Got a lot of reaction and comments. One person wrote,
the world needs more teachers like you. Another set as
a retired educator and administrator, I can say you understood
the assignment.
Speaker 10 (45:52):
Yeah, you're texting in like, oh now you want me
to eat love.
Speaker 8 (45:55):
With these kids every day?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
There was one bizarre comment that got a lot of traction.
A woman wrote, as a lunch lady, I sit with
the kids all the time, and they can serve themselves.
Those little brats.
Speaker 8 (46:07):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
I'm exactly sure what the message is there, but those were.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Your TikTok stories.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
For the day.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Remember you can always check out our TikTok page at
Brook and Jeffrey and follow along.
Speaker 9 (46:19):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Brooke, what type of food are you craving for lunch today?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oh? My god, Ty was the first thing that came
to my mind.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Your challenger today.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Taylor is an Uber Eats driver and he promises to
steal one item of food for you and bring it
to the studio. Well, he kind of. He said he
would split it with you nine and a half and
he'll eat half.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Okay, how do you feel about green curry? It's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I am not much of a fan of green curry. Hole,
that's really spicy.
Speaker 7 (46:59):
Rights there?
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Okay, more for you, Brookay, that's fine, you can you
can just eat the rice then.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:06):
I'm more of a Buffalo wing guy, so.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Okay, okay, oh yeah, you have to set it for
a few Buffalo I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
That I've ever ordered Buffalo wings.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
To be delivered, Brook you are missing out. That is
the fan favorite for me, especially on Sundays for game day.
Speaker 7 (47:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Oh yeah, let's go all right, Brooke.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
You go outside the studio, think more about what you
want to eat, and we're going to get to the game.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
Here with Taylor.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Taylor, you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.
But you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (47:38):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Good luck? Your time starts now. What does NC in
the film rating NC seventeen stand.
Speaker 7 (47:44):
For uh non contact?
Speaker 4 (47:46):
The first recorded consumption of chocolate was in nineteen hundred
BC in what North American country? Ah Past, Tennessee and
Missouri are tied for the highest number of states bordered
around them? Is it six? Seven or eight?
Speaker 7 (48:01):
Sick?
Speaker 4 (48:02):
What famous band had singles titled surfs Up, good Vibrations
and fun Fun Fun? What does a pedometer count.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Pass?
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Passes?
Speaker 4 (48:15):
Well done? Brooks?
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Brooks coming back into the studio.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
So you said you just told us that you think
the most delivered food that you get is wings. It
also on my screen says that you have a hilarious
story for us.
Speaker 7 (48:29):
We want to hear the first two weeks I delivered
for overeats.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
I got to delivery for a couple and they order
pizza and wings, and then all of a sudden they
asked me, do you want to care to join us?
So I fall it in to have a pizza, and
there are there rolls, and then they're both in their
their underwear and I'm like, oh, this is a different
kind of party. I'm like, Okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
There are so many steps in that invitation that.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
And you didn't realize until you were sitting down.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Oh, it was the most uncomfortable thing I ever been
in what I was hungry?
Speaker 5 (49:09):
So you stuck around?
Speaker 7 (49:10):
I stuck round for one pia.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Typically, when someone answers the door in a rogue and
then invites.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
You in the perks of working for Uber eats, now
sign up and become a driver today I enjoyed twelve Yeah,
now Brooks, your turn?
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (49:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Your time starts now. What does NC in the film
rating NC seventeen stand for.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Not content?
Speaker 4 (49:38):
The first recorded consumption of chocolate was nineteen hundred BC.
In what North American country Mexico, Tennessee, and Missouri are
tied for the highest number of states bordered around him?
Speaker 5 (49:49):
Is it six seven or eight seven?
Speaker 4 (49:52):
What famous band had singles titled surfs Up, good Vibrations
and fun Fun Fun? What does a pedometer count your
steps in nineteen sixty seven? What popular candy was originally
named eminem Fruit Chewies Skittles. Okay, we got our guesses in.
Now it's time to head on over the scoreboard to
see how you both did with Jose. Oh, I love
(50:12):
it when you dress up like a nurse people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
Taylor, you got one correct today.
Speaker 7 (50:20):
Oh I know which one?
Speaker 15 (50:23):
Though.
Speaker 8 (50:23):
You did get a lot of questions.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
In and he told us a funny story.
Speaker 10 (50:26):
Yeah, and you entertained us.
Speaker 8 (50:28):
Brook you got an easy win. You got three correct.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Sorry about that, Taylor wasn't quite enough today. Let's go
over the answers for everybody in the film. Rating NC seventeen.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
NC stands for no children, No children.
Speaker 7 (50:42):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
The first recorded consumption of chocolate was nineteen hundred BC
in Brooks living room, and that happened in the country
of Mexico, and the Aztecs used to drink chocolate, so
they thought it had like medicinal and religious.
Speaker 8 (50:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I actually still think it does.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
I see Missouri a tide for the highest number of
states bordered around them. There's eight states around each of them.
The famous band that had singles surfs up, good vibrations
and fun, fun Fun is the Beach Boys. Pedometer counts
your steps and in nineteen sixty seven, the candy originally
called eminem Fruit Chewies, is now known as Starbursts.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
They changed them in nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 7 (51:20):
I knew that.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
One years Trivia buff right here, sars couple ordered starbursts
delivered and they invited him inside for a good space time.
Speaker 10 (51:28):
Taylor, I want to hang out with you on a
Sunday on game by eating starbursts and wings.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah, yeah, robes.
Speaker 7 (51:33):
Let's do it. Let's go fortnight and Fortnite.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
Now, Taylor wasn't enough to beat Brook, but just for playing,
we are going to give you a twenty five dollars
gift card to five Iron Golf. Five Iron Golfs coming
to Kirkland Head to their grand opening on October fifth,
with special offers for the first fifty guests, free simulated
golf sessions, duck pin bowling raffles and much more.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Oh, I could take my blue golf clubs.
Speaker 7 (51:55):
GoF there.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
Well, Taylor, good job playing today.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah, thank you. You beat me last time, and you
beat me by one, so I came close.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Okay, yeah, well third times a charm.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
Next time you call it, we'll get your victory in
one of these days. Man right food.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
Next time, we're.
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Gonna be back to do Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (52:16):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
Okay, let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You already know we sound dumb, but it's time you
go find out how dumb we look.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Okay, just go to all of our socials at Brook
and Jeffrey after you hear the full show, which starts
right now.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Brook's probably gonna say it's too early to be talking
about this, but it's spooky season. Oh it's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Actually, you're wrong. I'm on board.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I'm talking about spooky season for next year, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
We're talking about it. Okay, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
This year and every year lately, there's been one viral
Halloween decoration item that becomes the big hit and it
sells out.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Nobody can get it, like two years.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Ago, those giant twelve foot skeletons. Last year it was
Lewis the talking Jack o' lantern head from Target.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And then I also saw that family go viral for
the floating Stranger things.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
That was really cood.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, that was like five years ago.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It was it was why are you so negative to
me today?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
What's the hot Halloween decor item that everybody wants to
get their hands on this year? It's i don't.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Know, but.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Get out of the why would you even start this conversation?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
The thing is, I've been looking around and I haven't
seen any viral Halloween items that have been selling out
at home depot or Walmart or anywhere have you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh no, never mind, this was homemade, but it was
a stanley for the ten foot take it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You can't buy garbage or something, that's what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
So that's a really good idea.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
But like, literally, I haven't seen anything in the news,
any viral product that's going crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're saying there's a window for us to create something
right now, to go viral?
Speaker 8 (01:41):
Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
You think we're capable of something like that?
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Brooking Jeffrey Merch Now, I.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Just think maybe that's part of the reason that experts
are predicting Halloween spending is going to be down this year,
down to just eleven billion dollars. It was up over
twelve billion dollars last year.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
How many fun sized candy bars do you have to
buy to get to that eleven billy mark?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
What's happening? Are we losing interest in Halloween? Now?
Speaker 9 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I've been keeping a draft of all of the ideas
I have for our group costume, I have at least
five stellar ideas.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, clearly the old people are still into it, but
are the young kids losing interests? They might be wondering
why spend three hours walking around door to door when
you can just door dash a giant bag of candy
to your home for two dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Because it's exciting and everything tastes better when it's free.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Jess, Well, they probably have virtual reality trick or treating now,
so you can trick or treat from your couch now. Oh,
it feels like I'm really ringing somebody's doorbell.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe Halloween is going away
as Yeah, don't blame me, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I blame you. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Let's move on and get into the shock collar question
of the day coming soon, virtual reality shock collar where
it feels like you're really getting electrocuted.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh wait, it still does.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Give us the real thing, Jake.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Yesterday, in honor of one Hit Wonder Day, I had
you identify some of the most iconic songs made by
artists who only managed one big musical hit. And you
all did a pretty good job, aside from Brooks, who
failed to identify this simple one word song. It's not Hey, Mickey,
just Mickey Show.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Just so disappointed.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now, shame on my entire family.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Other smarter radio shows would probably say one round was enough.
Let's move on to a new, more exciting topic, so
we don't bore our listeners.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
No, no, give us more, but not us.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
That's like Rick Astley said, We're never gonna give this up.
We're never gonna let it down because it's another one
hit wonder edition of a twenty of twenty. Now, just
like yesterday, you gave me a number one through twenty
and I'll play you the instrumental of a popular one
hit wonder song. You just need to give me the
(04:08):
correct title to stay in the game. Oh man, We'll
start with the woman who thought the Billboard Hot one
hundred was elisab one hundred. Hottest people featured on actual billboards.
That's Alexis, Alexis number one through twenty. Please number three, Alexis.
Here's your one hit wonder.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh my god, it was best day of my life.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Good guess best day of my life is correct?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You know, apparently every fourth grade class in the country
singing that right now in class.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
That's the American authors from twenty thirteen.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
We're on to Brook.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, I'm really nervous.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Okay, number eight, number eight, Brook, here's your one hit wonder?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, but what is it? Come on, Brook?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
You failed yesterday.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
You can't be.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Just keep you guys.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
You can't hear everyone quiet. Now have to hear it.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
You should feel it in your bones.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
My god, I can't think of the lyrics. I can't either.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Now the awkward dancing. Please guess something.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Girl, Hey girl, Hey girl, girl, Hey girl.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Hey girl?
Speaker 8 (05:25):
All right, do you want to go with just girl?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It might just be girl after the hey mickey girl.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Okay, Brook says, hey girl, that is incorrect. That song
is called cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh that was such a forgettable song. I didn't think
that should be considered a hit.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Jose, it's your turn. Have about a number please, I'm
gonna go with six Hose. Here's your one hit wonder?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh, come on, you do this every night.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
But I don't know the song.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Name you this on the show walk.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
It's a fashion walk.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
Oh fashion I'm too sexy?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
There it is, I'm too sexy.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
That's correct, right, said Fred from nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
It's my mom's theme song, Get It Zulu.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Jeff I hesitate to ask you for a number, but
I need to.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I want sixteen, Please sixteen.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Jeffrey, here's your one hit wonder.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh great song sounds like some Justin Bieber crap.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
That definitely he would not be a one hit wonder.
I don't know either.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I don't know. It sounds like the intro to a
video game from back in the day.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
I'm doing the dance.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, you can't hear you.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Che punch, punch and wave.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
He has no idea punch, punch and wave.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Punch, punch and wave. Incorrect. That was Cilento's Watch Me
with Nana.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Oh, I thought that was Willow Smith.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Oh her hair.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
There's so much whipping and almost violence in the modern
music today.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Smith.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Yeah, we're down to just Alexis and Jose. Now go
back to Alexis. Need a number from you at two,
number two, Alexis, here's your one hit Wonder.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Element.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It sounds like a loading screen for a computer. These
are hard.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Welcome to the elevator change.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Welcome to the Elevator is incorrect. This song came out
in nineteen ninety nine, but it's global fame peaked in
the twenty tens. This is the Baja mens. Who let
the dogs out? We're here again.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Without people screaming like who let the dogs out?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Alright, alright, we're gonna get taken off the air. Okay, Jose,
you want a shove.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Up? I would pretty much a universal fail with the
one hit wonder. On round two, Jose comes out on
top once again, and you get to choose who sayings
never Gonna give you Up by Rick Astley, never Gonna
give you up, Never Gonna let you down. Run around
(08:23):
and dessert to your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
We got your phones out coming up in just a few.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
If you're a kid and the coolest thing ever happens
to you, you're immediately telling everybody that you know. Yeah, yeah,
Like if you get chosen to be on Nickelodeon Family
Double Dare, or if you find out your real dad
is the Rock, you are sharing that with everyone.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh my God, yes, give me that will.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
But one of our listeners says, back in elementary.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
School, she had the coolest kid ever, where she got
to travel the world and meet famous celebrities. But she
wasn't allowed to tell a soul about it.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
She was Carmen san Diego.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I have no idea how she managed to keep this
secret all these years. You're gonna hear it and why
it had to be kept so under wrapped in a
brand new mass speaker coming up.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
You don't hear me confession I can't take back earl Arms.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Speaker Sex is seventy five nines who says whenever I
get asked what I do for work, I simply say
I signed an NDA, so I can't talk about it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh that's cool, Yeah, yeah, it does sound good.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Truth is, I have a really boring job, but I
found this is a better way to just avoid the question.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm using it from here on out.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yes, if the company's listening, if they could send me
an NDA and we could make it real like that,
it's just a.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
Piece of paper that da yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Brook loves her paperwork.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
And we do have an unwritten non disclosure agreement with
listeners who come on this segment for this one, because
we literally have no idea who you are, so we
couldn't expose your secrets and ruin your life even if
we wanted to. And trust me, at least one person
here wants to. But let's go to today's anonymous confessor,
who's chosen to go by Shannon as her alias Shannon.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Hi guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You're welcome, like the professor of confessor. I don't know
I like that word alive.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But yeah, all right, professor confessor, missus anonymous, the voice
changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
let's hear your confession.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
All right, this is kind of wild. So me and
my mom are really close. We have a really tight relationship.
It's just her and me, you know, single mom.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's okay.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Yeah, And my mom has always been big into tennis,
and so when I was little and even to this day,
I have also been obsessed with tennis.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Okay, So yeah, that was I know what My.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
World revolved around tennis, lessons, tennis in school, you name it.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
I compare that like me and my dad, league baseball,
the game.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It's crazy how sports brings kids together.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Yet I do know.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
We would go to the Bahamas on vacation.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
My parents would force me to play tennis on the
nice courts over there. God it was hot.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
I want to play.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Croquette forced me to play tennis.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's hard.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
We had an image to a poll.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But it's good that you enjoyed it.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
Yeah, she didn't force me. I was I thought I
wanted to be just like her. Okay, so I think
I was about nine. She told me she signed me
up to be a reporter writer for kids Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, that is so cool, what a great serience.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
That was one of my top five magazines to read
as a kid. Yeah, I like I like the older
stuff too.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Business Weekly, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You got to be a writer for them.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
So I was a writer for them, and we went everywhere,
you know, for about three years. I went to like
the US Open, you know, Wimbledon, all these big matches.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Why would you want to hide any of this information?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It feels like also another such a job, security and kids.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Three years, I.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
Guess because I was little. She told me to keep
it a secret because my friends wouldn't understand. They would
be jealous.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Would be jealous.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Friends, Yeah, they would want to go with you or.
Speaker 11 (12:47):
I don't know, yeah exactly. So I totally was like, sure,
we got to keep this a secret. I'm a big shot,
but no, one can. So I did tell one person,
my best friend, and she was like, hey, you know,
I've been looking for your articles and I can't seem
to find any. And I was like, oh, what the heck?
Speaker 12 (13:07):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The first thing I think other nine year olds would
think is that you would be lying, you.
Speaker 9 (13:11):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
So yeah, I was like, let me find these articles.
So I went to the library and I looked. I
checked out a bunch of different magazines from when I thought,
you know, about the time I was doing it, and
I could not find any of them either. So I
was really confused, and I went to my mom and
I asked her what's up. Turns out she just would
(13:36):
tell the organizations that I was a writer from Kids
Sports Illustrated, and we would get in and they would
let me interview them.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
But I was not it was all she.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Made the whole thing up.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
Yeah, it was just a way to get us in
for like free or cheap to all these matches.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Oh my god, those are really expensive too.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Why couldn't I mean, I guess she couldn't pretend that
she was a Sports Illustrated writer because that would be
too hard to check.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Sports Illustrated credentials are written in crayon.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I mean honestly, you carry a clipboard anywhere and people
believe you.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
Yeah, and I get a media pass to go to
our segments. We have free reign, so I can totally.
Speaker 11 (14:19):
How did you No one's going to think a nine
year old flye?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (14:23):
I was very upset and confused.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Thank god you only told your best friend, because I
would have totally not listened to my mom the entire
school and been humiliated.
Speaker 10 (14:33):
Also, why those paychecks bounced?
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, it was really weird. I was
a little annoyed with her, But I'm like, hey, I
did get to meet you know, I met Serena and
Venus William, you know andre Aga.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
The whole time you were happy and excited.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It felt important You're writing. The skills were probably improving.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
Yeah, I thought I was a really talented writer. Turns
out not so much.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Once you found out the truth, is it over?
Speaker 9 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (15:01):
My mom actually wanted to keep doing it, but I
was like, no, we're gonna get caught. You know, this
is Yeah. I was really nervous.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
That's not good. Your mom wanted to bring the nine
year old in on the con Yeah, I was innocent
when you didn't know.
Speaker 10 (15:16):
She found a hack due almost like I'm saving thousands
and I'm meeting all these cool.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
People, getting into all the men's tennis players locker rooms.
Speaker 11 (15:22):
Hey, she's a single mom. She's always been very.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
She never met a value around.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Oh wow, best sports scam maybe in history now featuring
anonymous shin and well done and text in seven eighty
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been holding on to, we can hide your identity master
voice and make you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
These all taps coming up right after.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
There's a saying out there, your family knows you best.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
It's so true.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
And today a guy asked us to prank his older
sister and gave us two pieces of info to go
off of. One his sister does not like dogs, any breed, big, small,
doesn't matter, she's scared of them. And two, she loves
the show Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
How do those two things go together?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yes, I don't know, but if I could find a
way to combine them into a prank phone call, then
we'd have a golden opportunity to mess with her. So
that's what we do in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Hi, is this Natasha?
Speaker 12 (16:36):
Yes, this is she Hi.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I'm calling from Cable Customer Service. My name is Chuck
Chuck Roast.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
What do you mean.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I'm just calling all of our customers in the area
to let them know that we're going to be doing
some maintenance coming up and we're gonna be experiencing some
service issues this Sunday evening.
Speaker 13 (16:58):
Oh okay, I'm sorry this Sunday.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
It's not gonna affect everything. You'll still be able to
get your WiFi. Most of the channels will be working.
It's just the Food Network and Bravo will be down. No, nah,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (17:16):
That cannot happen. You said Bravo specifically, Yeah, that can't happen.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Bravo will be down from five pm until eleven pm.
Speaker 13 (17:25):
So how am I supposed to view my TV shows
that come on at eight o'clock?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
I guess I'm not familiar there. Like a specific show
that you're talking about.
Speaker 13 (17:34):
Absolutely everybody knows about it. The Real Housewives of Atlanta
premieeres Like I have to watch my TV show Housewives, Like,
come on, everybody watches Housewives.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh Okay, okay, the trash TV stuff.
Speaker 13 (17:45):
Yeah wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, so it's again, I'm Chuck Chuck Rose. Yeah. Unfortunately,
I personally can't do anything about this. It's a decision
that was made by the higher ups. That's the best
time to do the maintenance.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
There's there's no chance. Why will five in the evening
on Sunday be the best time to run this type.
Speaker 12 (18:08):
Of I know, like this car, why not do when
people are sleeping? Maybe five am like.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
That would be more But did you hear me?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
There's other channels that will be working at that time, so.
Speaker 13 (18:19):
You don't want to look at nothing else.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Animal Planet is actually doing this huge reality special on
dogs at that time.
Speaker 13 (18:26):
No, I don't even like dogs. I don't like animals,
none of that.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I don't like dogs. I mean maybe maybe you just
don't know enough about them and you need to learn.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
No, I don't want to learn anything except for why
Kenya is about to get fired on a real Housewives of Atlanta.
That's what I want to That's what I want to
know about. I don't care about any dogs.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Who's getting fired Kenya Moore, Well, she'd probably get fired
because she's working on that show. That's probably for the
best for her.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Honestly, who are you to say that? Who are you them?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Chucks? I feel like if I had to say that
three times, maybe you should consider getting a new provider
for your phone.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Oh well, I definitely will now now I will get
a new one for my I will get a whole
new provider period, because you can. They could kiss my
butt at this point.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Okay, well you can kiss our butt anytime you want.
We're more than happy.
Speaker 13 (19:12):
You cannot be talking to me like that, working for crazy.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Kind of part man.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
In my in my defense, in my defense, man, you
said that to me first, so.
Speaker 12 (19:21):
It doesn't matter your customer service you can't get You can't.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Do that, all right, Well you can. You can kiss
my butt. Kiss my butt, man.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
I'm done.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
Put your manager on the phone.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
I will do that in just a moment. But I
have to let you know it's not just man, it's
not just this Sunday that.
Speaker 12 (19:40):
TV show, and you're not gonna be talking to me crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I'm only authorized to deliver this information that Bravo will
be down every Sunday for the next three months.
Speaker 12 (19:49):
It was just a Sunday, this Sunday.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
This Sunday and every Sunday.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I feel like you were kind of yapping a lot
while I was trying to get information, so you probably.
Speaker 13 (19:57):
Didn't hear you know what, get your manager on the
phon right now. I need somebody higher.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Up than you.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
I'm sorry, Tony.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
Little rolf guy tells me that I'm gonna be off,
but I can't watch my see for three months? What
am I paying the service for?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Ma'am? Did I send you?
Speaker 13 (20:11):
Are you're an idiot?
Speaker 12 (20:12):
Or stop there?
Speaker 13 (20:13):
Are y'all sick?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Ma'am? I'm hoping that I can maybe change your mind
and then you'll go online and leave me a good
review on our site.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Review?
Speaker 13 (20:22):
Are you crazy? You would never get.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
A good review for me?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
You I invite you to kiss my butt.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
You're so fired, it's gonna be crazy. I'm ready emailed
letters anything I have to do.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Mister tremp rowl Okay again, I hear you, and you
can kiss my butt, and your brother Omar can also
kiss my butt.
Speaker 12 (20:40):
My brother Omar, what's he has to do with this?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Your whole family is invited to puck her up and
kiss me in the behind because this is a prank
call that we're doing on the radio Showbrook and Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 12 (20:51):
Oh boy, who kill kill.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Don't kill him? This frank turned out really good.
Speaker 12 (20:56):
I'm so sorry I told you to kiss my butt.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
You're fine.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
It was Omar's idea. He told us to prank you
because he knew that you loved your Bravo shows, especially
the Housewives of Atlanta, and he said it was on
every Sunday.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
So here's an idiot.
Speaker 12 (21:13):
Oh my god, I get him back.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I know Omar did the prank on you, but are
you cool if he comes over to watch Housewives?
Speaker 12 (21:20):
Oh my goodness, No, Omar can now kiss my.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Butt and you're kissing my butt, and then I'm kissing
Omar's butt. We're all just kissing each other's butts today.
Speaker 12 (21:31):
Basically wake up.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Every morning with spoon taps weekday mornings on the twenties
freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
What's the one thing you would never want your neighbor
to know about you.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Oh, that's a crazy question. That you don't actually recycle
all of your glass bottles, chandals.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Sometimes you let your dog be in their yard.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Oh that's actually pretty bad. Or that large hole you
dug in the middle of the night wasn't for a
new tree? What don't look wells caught his neighbor doing
something that's making him feel very uncomfortable. It's actually happened
multiple times, and he feels like he has to tell them.
(22:19):
But this is a conversation that's definitely text worthy and
not something you'd ever want to actually say to them
in person. You're gonna hear it in a brand new
textual Healing coming up right after that text you will
(22:39):
heal then textual. Do you have an important text to
send but aren't quite sure what to say? In the past,
Microsoft words Clippy would pop up on your screen and go, hey,
it looks like you're sending a text.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Can I helps Clippy?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't think Clippy was around when we were sending
text message.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yes, well Clippy is long long dead.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Yeh.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
He can't help you anymore.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
And you certainly can't trust your friends because they'll just
gossip about it.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Behind your back.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
So all that's left is your radio fan.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
We are paid a very very small salary to help
strangers with their personal.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Lives it behind their backs?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Are we're not friends?
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
So today we have a guy who is in a
tough spot and has turned to us for help. His
name is Jimmy. Jimmy, welcome to Textual Healing.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Hey, thanks for the help.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Okay, well I wouldn't say that right off the bat, Jimmy,
you don't know what kind of help you're going.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
To get better than anything I'm getting. Now, this is
a little bit of a pickle.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Jimmy was all, what's going on? Why'd you email the show?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Here's what's going on. My next door neighbor names Hannah.
I'm sure she's I don't really know it. She seems
to be a lovely lady. Okay, here's the problem. I
work from home, and this has happened on multiple occasions
where I'm up in my office and I take up
like an astronom break and I'll, you know, I'll stretch,
I'll look out the window.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Okay, so you're in your office. Is this an apartment building?
I'm just trying to picture here.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
No, No, I live in a nice little two story house.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Okay, how many bedrooms and how many baths?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I need to know how far away this neighbor is?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Is it Victorian stars?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay? Okay, it's a house with a window. So you
look out the window and.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
I can see into her yard, and several times she's
just been laying out there sunbathing. But she's been laying
out there sunbathing topless.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Ah, and what are you wearing when you're inside the house.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
And Jeff, why she really doesn't care she's in her
own backyard.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I know, but yeah, that's why you don't want to look.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Do you feel creepy when you see this?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
I feel very creepy.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yeah, I look.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
The first time I look. I'm not gonna lie to it.
The first time I look, I lingered for a couple
of seconds because it's like wow, and then of course
your guy. Yeah, and I turned around. I was like,
let me get back to work or ignore that.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
If it was my neighbor, I'd be like like, and.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Here's the thing, it's not like it's our two houses.
If I can see it, the neighbors can also see.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Do you think she doesn't realize that.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
We all have bushes? You know, they're pretty high. Some
people have fences, so you can't see him from like
round level. And it's during the day, so I don't
know who else is home.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Oh, so you you actually may be doing her a
favor by if you were.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Is that what you're trying to do is let her
know that she's you can see her.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Oh God, that's so hard to say.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Yeah. I mean at first I thought like, let it go,
it's just un of my business. But like the second
or third time, well I just literally just turned around.
I was like, Oh, she's up there. It occurred to
me like, yeah, you know what if I'm not the
problem that she definitely knows she has.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
You know, what do you know about her?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Like?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Are you friends or what's your relationship with her?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
There's really no relationship at all. I know that she's married.
I've met her maybe once. I've met her husband once or.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Twice, Okay, and we know she obviously hates tamlines.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah are you is her husband look really strong and tough,
like he could beat you up.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
I think it's pretty even when it comes between me
and her husband. I wouldn't. I'm not a physical consultation
type person.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yeah, Bro, that's not where it sounds like you want
to do the right thing and just warn her that
maybe other people can see if she doesn't realize it.
But that's definitely an awkward conversation to have with anybody.
I can understand why you wouldn't want to do it
in person.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
You can't just by the way.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I mean if you when you text her, is she
even going to know who you are?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Did you get the phone number from her?
Speaker 7 (26:43):
No? I didn't. I got her number from the HOA,
the contact with from the HOA. Everybody just has their
number there. Oh wow, I actually don't know. Here's the thing.
I don't know if I should put from my phone
and identify myself.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Can you stay anonymous?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
That's even creepier if I stayed anonymous.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Let's go around the room really quick and get ideas.
Alexis will start with you. What does he send?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I think he just says the neighbor first of all,
and she'll reply to it.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I'm your neighbor and I see you naked. Okay, that's
one idea, Alexis.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Or I think you say, hey, it's Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
We haven't met before, and this may be the most
uncomfortable thing I've ever had to tell someone, and then
just let her respond to that.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
So basically what Alexis said, but really long winded.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
What do you think I think you need to.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
Be professional and generic. I think that's the best way.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Okay, in a corner or embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Maybe we put those bug eye emoji.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I was going all emojis where it's like I emoji
bathing suit, emoji, sun oil emoji, two houses next to
each other. Emojis make her decipher what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I don't think she would be mad at you. I
think she's just getting an embarrassed I already know.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
So we threw a lot of ideas at you there, Jimmy,
which one do you want to go with?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Younger me would definitely go with the emoji the.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Special Do you want to do all emojis?
Speaker 7 (28:09):
No? If I was a younger, earlier man oka.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Say, she would text back, she'd be like, what is
this act?
Speaker 6 (28:14):
You get it?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
But I think I'm gonna have to go generic and professional.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
All right, So go ahead and tell us what you're writing.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
I'm just saying, Hi, this is your next door neighbor, Jimmy,
just so you know we can see you sunbathing.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Topless okay, and okay, finger emotion.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Don't put topless in there. Just sunbathy, sun baby.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Call good call, right, we can see you sunbathing.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And three thumbs up emojis.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
I just deleted no, no emojis. I just deleted the
word topless. Okay, okay, okay, period at the end of
the sentence of sunbathing, and I am suddenly get that question.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
We're just alerting her that that she's being seen, so
we'll see if she responds. We're gonna come back and
continue textual healing with your next door neighbor as we
alert her that you can see her.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Topless in her backyard right after them.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
textual healing with our accidental peeping tom named Jimmy because
he works from home and has spotted his next door
neighbor sunbathing multiple times in her backyard with her top off.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Boy, And I gotta say, we got to give him credit.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That he wants to help her out and not just
let her continue.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Like some gross guy will. So I really actually appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Don't just say gross guy. You would do it too, Brooke,
maybe you would keep looking, But he did want to
be a good neighbor and warn her that she is
visible to him and probably to other houses nearby.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And the god kids are building treehouses.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
All around your yard right now. Thing is, it's awkward
because he doesn't really know her very well, only matter
like once. So how do you tell that to somebody
without coming across creepy and awkward.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Well, and he knows for sure she's married.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Right, So we decided the best route was to go
with a professional text, basically saying, Hi, I'm your neighbor,
just letting you know I can see you when your
son bathing in your backyard. We emitted all the dirty
emojis that we suggested. Not sure why, but that was
Jimmy's choice. Jimmy did she respond?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
She?
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Uh, well, okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
What uh yea, why are you so stressed out?
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Well, here's the thing. Okay, I got a response. The
problem is I've got a response from the husband. What
there are two There are two names is two constant
numbers on the h O A list, And I guess
maybe they mixed them up.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Oh god, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I think if a guy read that text, he could
totally interpret it the wrong way.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Yeah, he was not happy. I got a lot of
I didn't get a lot of emojic, but I got
a lot of swearing from the husband from the husband,
and you know he's serious because there was no there's
no real big mistakes.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You know, we wait, what what can you of his response?
Can you read any of it?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
What do you mean? You? And then that this you
know a couple of words.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That wonderful, helpful neighbors.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
The last text is she shouldn't be showing it all.
Here's her number, you tell her what. Yeah, he gave
me her number.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's weird.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
Yeah, maybe he wants to Oh my god, Like he's like,
she shouldn't be doing that, like in their own backyard.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Why wouldn't he just deal with that relationship.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Maybe that's not the first text that he's gotten like
that about his wife.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
He's like pastor complaints to her.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Okay, it's like it's a problem.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
So now we have to retext the wife and actually
tell her.
Speaker 7 (31:42):
Yeah, I listen, I already texted I just texted her
the same message.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
But I think the first include any information about how
you accidentally told her husband.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
Thank you. If you would have said I talked to
your husband.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
No, no, no, I didn't see a reason to make
the situation.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, I mean that could cause it.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
Any more awkward. So I'm just waiting for a response
right now.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, oh god, Okay, So now we're still oh geez.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
We're going to make it super awkward with you and
the husband.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Now, well, I don't know. Maybe that the husband is
just really mad at his wife.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh it sounds like it sounds like it's bugging him.
Speaker 8 (32:14):
I want to know.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Hold on, I just I just got a response. I'll
tell you. I'll tell you what she responds right now.
Let me just open end.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
And the wife responded.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
She just responded, are you the one with the binoculars?
Speaker 10 (32:29):
Oh, oh my Godlars.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Okay, this is the time you need to be honest
with us.
Speaker 14 (32:35):
No.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
No, let's get that out of the way. I didn't.
I don't know. I mean, I'm right, like if I wanted, Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Why are you This should be a very simple response.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
No, I'm not looking at her with binoculars.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Is it a telescope that you're using?
Speaker 5 (32:51):
What device?
Speaker 9 (32:51):
No?
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Nothing? Okay, Wait what do I say to that?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I mean, no, yeah, yeah, that's the truth.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
It doesn't sound like it's the truth.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I think you need to say No, that's horrifying. I
was writing you to warn you that people could see you.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
I like that. I don't like the horrifying part.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
You boobs are harassing our neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
It makes it sound like the view is not a
good view.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I don't think. I didn't take it that way.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Well, it's not you that he's texting, and we just know.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
That isn't me, not even OMG.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, I think you need to reply a little bit
more surprised, even at the insinuation.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Here's the thing, I don't anything like that. I don't
want to engage more than I have to know that
wasn't me. Once I put know that wasn't me, I
think we're good.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
I mean, I think you should at least explain. I'm
just trying to warn you into other people.
Speaker 14 (33:48):
Trying to be.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Okay, no, that wasn't me. I just wanted you to
know what was going on.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Sure, if you want to get it simple like that,
that's up to you.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Yeah, I think as simple as possible. I just want
that it's over with.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
You know, it doesn't make sense, alexis what doesn't make
sense about that?
Speaker 6 (34:04):
That's the end of it.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
You're gonna let her know what's going on. What's going on?
You didn't say anything.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Yeah, well no, no, no, no, I just want to know
that people can see it. That's it. There's no need
to he's just going back and forth. I'm just trying
to be a good neighbor. Here's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Why are you so defensive?
Speaker 7 (34:16):
Right?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Okay, you seem really like amped up and stressed out
about this? Is it?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Whatthing you didn't expect to have to do with the husband?
And this was the whole thing with the guy basically
yelling at me over the text.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
You don't deal with drama, No, not at all.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
You know I worked for or the husband back and
say I'm so sorry or something.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Right, I could, but now it's like you want me
to text two people and I just want to get.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Okay, all the answers. You're gonna have to sell your
house and move.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
You're gonna be the most hated person in the neighborhood
by the end of this.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
But said that, just start with the text to the
wife where you're just politely telling her I just was
trying to warn you that I could see you.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Okay, let's go with uh.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
With or without binoculars, I can see.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Yeah, I'm close enough.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
Right. Okay, so the response to are you the one
with the binoculars is just going to be no. I
just wanted you to know what was going on, Okay.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I mean I wasn't really our suggestsful, but.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
You're telling you.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
I don't want to leave it open for like a
back and forth conversation. I just wanted you to know.
Just sound where and I'm don't have to go back
and forth.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Stop talking, start hitting send on your text message.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Okay, okay, I'm gonna do that right now.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Let me just it's more more work.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Isn't going to end well.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
I feel like even if she was likes for letting
me know and the.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
Guy was like, thank you, okay, I just sent it.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Okay, thank god.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
This is just such a simple situation.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
It was definitely wasn't in the beginning. And then you
know when I gotta I don't know this guy, don't
know how he's going to react when he comes home
from work.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
You know, you got to pay more attention when you're
looking at what numbers you're texting.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's why you need to know your neighbors.
Speaker 7 (35:58):
I was it's got to be a stake on the
h A list, and the more I think about this,
the more it's creepous sounded.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm going to tell you you're talking is not going
to help you. If you have to talk to this
guy in person.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
It's actually better that we're doing this overtime.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
Yeah, okay, she does. She's typing a responsett.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
Stout, stop stops stops.
Speaker 7 (36:22):
What was that? Was I supposed to do that?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
You're supposed to that?
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Okay, here's a response?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Oh god?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
What this is? Her response is? What if I said
I wanted you to see me smirk emoji?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Oh my god, yeah, you're getting beat up by us?
Speaker 7 (36:46):
This? Yeah, this is great. Now I really do have
to move.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Okay, well, just just right back and say I'm not
into that.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Leave it, Blake. Let her guess what you are into.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Obviously, No, I don't want anybodything. Could I just say
I think it would maybe easy to just say no,
thank you and then just block their number.
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Block her.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
You have to live her.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, maybe do a bikini emoji and then a thumb's
down or like a green barf emoji.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Oh god, it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I think I'm not into that is probably good.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Well, I mean, it's that's the way to let her
know that he doesn't want to you.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Said, I said horrific view or something like that, And you.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Were before I realized she was going to be really
into people looking, you know.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
I mean, now that I think about it, I don't
know blocking her is a good idea because she's right
next door, Like they already know who I am.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
You can't block her you live next The only way
this could be worse is if the husband texted you saying,
what's wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Are you not into her?
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Yeah? You guys, I just I don't want to be
involved in this weird triangle or any triangle for that matter.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It is strange that the husband told him I.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
Was just trying to be a good neighbor, and now
this whole thing's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Their house, they're going to be just all right. But
at least it sounds like we helped you do what
you set out to do. You wanted to tell her
that people can see, and now she definitely is aware.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And you don't have to feel bad if you look
because parents.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
She wants you to. You can go ahead and get
those binoculars back out.
Speaker 9 (38:17):
Can.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Okay, share binocular Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Jeffrey in the morning, A comedian's interview video has gone
viral for all the wrong reasons, but to be fair,
he kind of asked for it. Plus, a waitress shared
how she immediately increased her nightly tips by over seventy
five percent using two simple tricks. One thing she says
(38:44):
and one thing she wears. You're gonna hear them coming
up when we do a brand new TikTok shot.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
It happens right now.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
You guys know Moo Dang, the viral baby hippo out
of Thailand. Do you mean my obsession?
Speaker 10 (38:58):
I have thirty memes right now.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Well, leak security footage from her enclosure at the zoo.
Just caught her in the waiting pool twerking while watching.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
He seems that job.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
She's advanced for her little baby hippo age.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
It's TikTok Click Shock where we serve up the biggest
TikTok videos from the past week and let you twerk
along like.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
A chubby baby hippo.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Let's get right to your first TikTok click Shock, which
is from a comedian named JT.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Parr. Here's a photo of JT if you don't know him.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
He posts funny content on TikTok doing like comedic sketches
and out on the street bits, and he also does
interviews with different experts about popular trends happening in the news. Recently,
he had a clip go viral where he sat down
with a plastic surgeon and he asked what she would
change about his face.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
Don't do that, would walk into that.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
He's a handsome enough guy, you know, But just like
every twenty something year old dude, the.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Plastic surgeon did not hold back.
Speaker 14 (40:05):
I bet, oh, okay, you obviously, I think have some
rightids which are wrinkles. You have furrows between your brows,
meaning that you're making a squinty face a lot. Your
lower eyelids are a little sunken. It makes you look tired.
Your teeth are crooked. I see lots of pores on
the nose, the jawline and the nack tightening. Pulling that
back a little bit would be kind of number one
on my tone pole. And I think your brows are
(40:26):
cute because it kind of makes you look innocent. But
if you want it to look more powerful, like leading man,
I would bring up the lateral brow a little. Trees
look not bad you're a little bit smaller on the
side of your face.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Right. There was almost a compliment in there. Yeah, she
changed it.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
The teeth isn't her job.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
You know, you're looking at the picture right now, like
she has a point, right.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
No she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
He looks great.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
I think so nice.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Her plastic surgery all end up looking just like plastic surgery.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Yeah, that's all. It's called hot Brooks, all right.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
And that was just a small clip of her recommendation.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
She went on, I think rightly so to talk about
his jowls and his cheeks and his lips, which could
all use plumping and improvement.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
He needs to go talk to his mom and tell
his mom, ask.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
His mom to tell him how beautiful he is.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Plastic surgeons aren't there to like boost your ego and
tell you what a good person you are on the inside.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
They're there to make you.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Look beautiful, and then you know what, on the side,
they'll be like, well, I actually do this business to
help people's confidence.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Maybe start with just helping their confidence.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
One hundred percent of this plastic surgeon's proceeds go to
helping unfortunate children looking children exactly. So there were thousands
of comments on the video. One of the top ones
was why stop there? Can you please talk about his clothes?
Speaker 7 (41:52):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (41:52):
That T shirt? I mean that is a different story.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, that's easily fixed.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Though, But those jowls, no fixing that, right, Bro, He's fine.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
I think it fine.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
You know, says he looks fine, just fine.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
That was a TikTok click shot. Let's go to your.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
Next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
From a Hooters waitress who goes by the handle Lolly Girl.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Please don't tell me she talked to a.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
No, she looks great.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
She posted a video recently that got over five million
views close to a million likes.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
I'm gonna show you.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Her photo first, one of her without glasses and one
with glasses. Okay, she found recently that wearing her glasses
during her shift at Hooters makes her look more innocent
and increases her tips by over seventy five percent. But
if you can believe it, that's not the biggest trick
(42:47):
that she uses to get more money from the tables
that she's waiting.
Speaker 10 (42:51):
She like flirts cleavage.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Yeah you'll see because most days she'll make an average
amount of tips.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
But this is how Lolly Girl fared the other.
Speaker 15 (43:00):
Night, say, I'm walking home with seven hundred and two dollars,
which is not normal. I'm just extremely lucky today. There
are some days I'll work ten times harder and make
less than one hundred bucks, and today I only had
eight tables. So I'm so grateful of every tip that
I got because that will pay for the rest of
my bills.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
While I'm away on my church.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
So if you miss it, at the very end there,
she mentioned an upcoming trip. So the thing is when
customers will ask how she's doing when she comes up
to the table, she's truthful and she tells them I'm great.
I'm actually really excited because I'm taking a trip to
Miami for the very first time. And that comment, when
the customers hear it makes them tip even more so
(43:40):
they want to They want to help her so that
she could put it towards her vacation.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Should we talk about our vacations on this show.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, I want to take my family to Europe.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
I have glasses, okay, but her glasses are like, you know,
cute glasses, not like telescopes.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Attack tells she doesn't actually need him.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
We're not giving any more photos to Brook for the
day because.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
She's carrying up.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
All the pictures, so.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I hate her mentioning the trip along with wearing the glasses. Servers,
take notice, that's going to help you make even more management.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
We're all gonna be bespectacled too.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
That was a TikTok click shot in your final.
Speaker 6 (44:25):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
It was from a.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Fifth grade teacher in Paul Paul, Michigan named Dan Shoots
and people you see a picture of him man first.
People are hailing him as one of the good ones,
especially after his latest video which got millions of views.
The reason why is he thinks he found the secret
to connecting with his fifth grade students in a real way.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I love to hear this.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
So here's Dan talking about his strategy.
Speaker 13 (44:54):
So I launch in the.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Cavagary almost every single day.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
And here's why.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
So I teach with grade.
Speaker 16 (44:58):
In the eight years of doing this is most effective
thing that I have to get to know my students
on a personal level. And what happened when I walked
into the cafeteria today and I sat down next to
a couple.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Of my new kids.
Speaker 16 (45:08):
Instantly two or three more down the table were like, Hey,
can you eat lunch with me? Tomorrow, because we can
all agree that in this job and education and teaching,
the single most important thing we can do is build
a relationship with every single kid that walks in the door.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
We can't do our job without it.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
What did that make me?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
It was like the music and what he's doing, and
our educators were so important.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
But I mean he could recommend some like plastic surgery
procedures so that they'll be successful later in life.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
I think that would be a good thing for him.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Get other kids will want to say, honestly, very heartwarming.
Got a lot of reaction and comments. One person wrote,
the world needs more teachers like you. Another set as
a retired educator and administrator, I can say you understood
the assignment.
Speaker 10 (45:52):
Yeah, you're texting in like, oh now you want me
to eat love.
Speaker 8 (45:55):
With these kids every day?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
There was one bizarre comment that got a lot of traction.
A woman wrote, as a lunch lady, I sit with
the kids all the time, and they can serve themselves.
Those little brats.
Speaker 8 (46:07):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
I'm exactly sure what the message is there, but those were.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Your TikTok stories.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
For the day.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Remember you can always check out our TikTok page at
Brook and Jeffrey and follow along.
Speaker 9 (46:19):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Brooke, what type of food are you craving for lunch today?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oh? My god, Ty was the first thing that came
to my mind.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Your challenger today.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Taylor is an Uber Eats driver and he promises to
steal one item of food for you and bring it
to the studio. Well, he kind of. He said he
would split it with you nine and a half and
he'll eat half.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Okay, how do you feel about green curry? It's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I am not much of a fan of green curry. Hole,
that's really spicy.
Speaker 7 (46:59):
Rights there?
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Okay, more for you, Brookay, that's fine, you can you
can just eat the rice then.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:06):
I'm more of a Buffalo wing guy, so.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Okay, okay, oh yeah, you have to set it for
a few Buffalo I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
That I've ever ordered Buffalo wings.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
To be delivered, Brook you are missing out. That is
the fan favorite for me, especially on Sundays for game day.
Speaker 7 (47:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Oh yeah, let's go all right, Brooke.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
You go outside the studio, think more about what you
want to eat, and we're going to get to the game.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
Here with Taylor.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Taylor, you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.
But you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (47:38):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Good luck? Your time starts now. What does NC in
the film rating NC seventeen stand.
Speaker 7 (47:44):
For uh non contact?
Speaker 4 (47:46):
The first recorded consumption of chocolate was in nineteen hundred
BC in what North American country? Ah Past, Tennessee and
Missouri are tied for the highest number of states bordered
around them? Is it six? Seven or eight?
Speaker 7 (48:01):
Sick?
Speaker 4 (48:02):
What famous band had singles titled surfs Up, good Vibrations
and fun Fun Fun? What does a pedometer count.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Pass?
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Passes?
Speaker 4 (48:15):
Well done? Brooks?
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Brooks coming back into the studio.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
So you said you just told us that you think
the most delivered food that you get is wings. It
also on my screen says that you have a hilarious
story for us.
Speaker 7 (48:29):
We want to hear the first two weeks I delivered
for overeats.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
I got to delivery for a couple and they order
pizza and wings, and then all of a sudden they
asked me, do you want to care to join us?
So I fall it in to have a pizza, and
there are there rolls, and then they're both in their
their underwear and I'm like, oh, this is a different
kind of party. I'm like, Okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
There are so many steps in that invitation that.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
And you didn't realize until you were sitting down.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Oh, it was the most uncomfortable thing I ever been
in what I was hungry?
Speaker 5 (49:09):
So you stuck around?
Speaker 7 (49:10):
I stuck round for one pia.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Typically, when someone answers the door in a rogue and
then invites.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
You in the perks of working for Uber eats, now
sign up and become a driver today I enjoyed twelve Yeah,
now Brooks, your turn?
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (49:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Your time starts now. What does NC in the film
rating NC seventeen stand for.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Not content?
Speaker 4 (49:38):
The first recorded consumption of chocolate was nineteen hundred BC.
In what North American country Mexico, Tennessee, and Missouri are
tied for the highest number of states bordered around him?
Speaker 5 (49:49):
Is it six seven or eight seven?
Speaker 4 (49:52):
What famous band had singles titled surfs Up, good Vibrations
and fun Fun Fun? What does a pedometer count your
steps in nineteen sixty seven? What popular candy was originally
named eminem Fruit Chewies Skittles. Okay, we got our guesses in.
Now it's time to head on over the scoreboard to
see how you both did with Jose. Oh, I love
(50:12):
it when you dress up like a nurse people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
Taylor, you got one correct today.
Speaker 7 (50:20):
Oh I know which one?
Speaker 15 (50:23):
Though.
Speaker 8 (50:23):
You did get a lot of questions.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
In and he told us a funny story.
Speaker 10 (50:26):
Yeah, and you entertained us.
Speaker 8 (50:28):
Brook you got an easy win. You got three correct.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Sorry about that, Taylor wasn't quite enough today. Let's go
over the answers for everybody in the film. Rating NC seventeen.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
NC stands for no children, No children.
Speaker 7 (50:42):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
The first recorded consumption of chocolate was nineteen hundred BC
in Brooks living room, and that happened in the country
of Mexico, and the Aztecs used to drink chocolate, so
they thought it had like medicinal and religious.
Speaker 8 (50:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I actually still think it does.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
I see Missouri a tide for the highest number of
states bordered around them. There's eight states around each of them.
The famous band that had singles surfs up, good vibrations
and fun, fun Fun is the Beach Boys. Pedometer counts
your steps and in nineteen sixty seven, the candy originally
called eminem Fruit Chewies, is now known as Starbursts.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
They changed them in nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 7 (51:20):
I knew that.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
One years Trivia buff right here, sars couple ordered starbursts
delivered and they invited him inside for a good space time.
Speaker 10 (51:28):
Taylor, I want to hang out with you on a
Sunday on game by eating starbursts and wings.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah, yeah, robes.
Speaker 7 (51:33):
Let's do it. Let's go fortnight and Fortnite.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
Now, Taylor wasn't enough to beat Brook, but just for playing,
we are going to give you a twenty five dollars
gift card to five Iron Golf. Five Iron Golfs coming
to Kirkland Head to their grand opening on October fifth,
with special offers for the first fifty guests, free simulated
golf sessions, duck pin bowling raffles and much more.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Oh, I could take my blue golf clubs.
Speaker 7 (51:55):
GoF there.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
Well, Taylor, good job playing today.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah, thank you. You beat me last time, and you
beat me by one, so I came close.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Okay, yeah, well third times a charm.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
Next time you call it, we'll get your victory in
one of these days. Man right food.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
Next time, we're.
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Gonna be back to do Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (52:16):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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