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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, the ads are done. The best part of the
show is over. Now you're just stuck with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, I knew you came for that, but I'm sorry
you're gonna get this now instead. Oh and don't forget
to follow the podcast wherever you're listening, and thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Only in radio can you go to an official event
with the biggest names and personalities in the business and
a crazed, possibly unstable fan is allowed to pay to
be there with them.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It is, honestly like it was like an industry conference.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, zero security.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It was not a fan thing.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Because if you
didn't know, our entire show just flew out to attend
this national radio convention for people who work in radio.
Yeah big.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I think it's like every industry has conventions, right.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I would never go to like the exactly Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, so you can meet otherradio personalities, the executives, you
rub elbows, and whoever's in charge. Let some random unhinged
listener pay so he could show up and not just
show up, sit in on the presentations, get up on
stage and pitch ideas to the other radio people.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You know that a listener, everyone listening, You guys want
to pitch his phone tab idank by people.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
This would have been it. Send an email though convention.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You are hating on him, But he showed up with
pringles in the morning and.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Oreos.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He tried too, He tried to throw non sponsored parties
inside his hotel room. Marty invited Alexis. I spent way
to time talking to this man, thinking he was important.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
He couldn't even lure Alexis with a bottle of peach snots.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I mean, does that happen in the film industry? Does
it happen in TV? No? Only in radio would this occur?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because we respect our list. It almost like five hundred
dollars per person, like our company paid for us.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
To go, which is typically what happens.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, he's not going to have to pay five hundred
dollars again because he won free tickets to next year's
convention when he won that dumb game show.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
How did you even get picked up on stage?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I had no idea. Look, I knew this wasn't going
to be totally monny. I knew it wasn't going to
be totally legit. When they made Brook a featured guest
speaker at it. But just when you think you've lost
all respect for this industry, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I loved it, Jeff. It was the highlight.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
More people knew who he was than we.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Did, and he gave me more talking points in like
uncomfortable small talk conversations than the weather ever has.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
And he was so nice to me.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm just saying, you better be scared. He may be
replacing us soon.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
The bar has been lowered to a whole new level,
and we're gonna stoop even lower than that and do
the shot collar question of the day. I mean, what's
not respectable about strapping a dog collar on your neck
and shocking each other all morning long? We're the epitome
of class. It's just this idea. Yeah, am I right? Jake,
You're right.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Saddle up and holst for those six shooters, because today
we're celebrating the birthday of an old American folk hero,
Annie Oakley, who she starred in Buffalo Bill's Wild West
Show and could shoot the wings off a fly while
wearing a blindfold and chugging a bottle of moons. But
Annie wasn't just a root tooting, gun slinging battie. She
(03:39):
also became the focus of a very popular musical called
Annie Get Your Gun. Yeah, So today we're gonna immortalize
Annie's epic rise to Broadway fame with a special name
that musical edition.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh twenty of twenty.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
We'll go around the room and I'll give you some
hints about a famous musical or play, and you just
have to name it correctly to stay in the game.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Do you have to sing it? Since it's a musical,
I would please please don't.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
We'll start with the woman who's lessened to sharp shooters
and more into vodka pineapple shooters.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's Alexis.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
She did order that, Alexis, You're not permitted any help
from the rest of the room on this question. This
musical was based on the nineteen ninety five novel by
Gregory Maguire called Wicked. What musical is it?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Wicked? Why would you? Is it a trick question?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I think it is.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I feel like it's a trick based off the novel Wicked.
Alexas said Wicked. That is.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I was overthinking.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That is what is so excited for the new one
to come out?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The movie We're one for one.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
We're over to Brook Brooke, Disney tried their hand and
we're successful launching this play after the movie came out
in nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Go ahead, the Lion King correct, What would you like.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Me to finish the question? I'll finish the question for
the Brook.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
It may or may not have been inspired by real
life events that took place in eighteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh you lived at the Baby would you like to answer? Yeah,
it's Newsy Brook did like jazz hands while.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
She love Newsy's Yeah Ever song.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We all remember you telling us that when you turned fifty,
you got all hot for the boys and their cuffed
plaid nickers.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Fifty, don't do that. You're coming hot today.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
So the Newsy's movie musical came out in nineteen ninety two,
and then the play happened after about.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
The real life newsboy strike.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Back in the eighteen ninety nine I thought you were
gonna say Mighty Ducks and Music.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
War two for two or over the Jose Jose. This
play was based on a French novel and it opened
in nineteen eighty eight. It made headlines when it closed
in twenty twenty three, making it the longest running musical
on Broadway.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You've ever this one Okay, let.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Le miserab is.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Jose different French novel. I'm looking for the Phantom of
the opera favorite. We're over to Jeffrey now, Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
This famous musical opened in nineteen fifty nine and it
closed in nineteen sixty three, just four years. It was
so popular that an unforgettable movie was made from it.
But be careful because it could be a trap.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's so popular, but it only ran for four years.
The movie was way more popular. If you need to say,
Jesh Young, I have one for you called well extremely
popular musical turned movie Give me Cats?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Is that it cats?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Incorrect? For way longer than four years.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think trap was the keyword there.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, I said a trap, trap, cat trap, speaking of.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
The von Trapp family singers in the Sound of Music.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Alright, Oh, you gave it the Nazi question. Cool.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I don't do this on Jake on Traps were famously
not Nazis. Let's go over to Alexis now, Alexis This play,
open on Broadway in twenty eleven, is still going strong
for its satirical examination of religious beliefs.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The Book of Mormon.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
The Book of Mormon is correct.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, Brook, you're over to you take her down.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
This musical is set at fictional ride Dell High in
nineteen fifty nine, Greece. All right, all right, we're on
a sudden death now, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's up to you.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
You get this right, you win, you get it wrong,
and Brook wins. This musical was adapted by Walt Disney
Pictures and it became an Academy Award winning nineteen ninety
one Animated Musical film.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I don't know what other Disney plays.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
There's Mary Poppins is a Disney play there that's old though, Aladdin,
I'm rooting for you, Beauty and the Beast is correct.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That means Alexis is one day's ed up.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh my god, he's the most musical person on the show, right,
And so she gets to choose who gets shocked while
singing Grease Lightning from the play.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Green It was a little bit of a disappointment.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
And if I have to showcase my abilities, I will
go grease lading and you're burning up the quarter mile.
Grease lnning, Grease Lenning, Go grease lading and you're CosIng
through the heat.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Laugh. That's good.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You want supreme? What it is. That's your shock collar
question of the day. Your phone tap is coming up
in just a few.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
If you didn't know, my co host Brooke is extremely competitive.
Oh yoh, yes, is like competitive to a fault. She
refuses to lose at anything.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I hate losing. I mean it happens.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Suggestion, Yeah, just the idea, it's what fun. One time,
when she was eleven years old, she was in a
school spelling bee and she knew that she was about
to lose. But Brooke wasn't gonna let that happen, jeff
So at the last second, in an act of desperation,
she called immigration services and have that other student deported.
(09:24):
The crazy part is he wasn't even foreign. It was
a white kid from Vermont. Take that Theodore.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Private school where he belongs.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
She wouldn't lose to anybody, and that same competitive fire
still exists in her today. Okay, well, I don't know.
I make sure to check your immigration status before you Dialoz,
just in case, because Spirit Lake's elementary spelling Bee champion
of ninety eight could come back to strike again. In
(09:59):
a brand new round of trivia. You've got Malachi who's
a brand new player to the segment. Apparently he's been
trying to play for the last two years.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
WDOW.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Today is the day Malachi.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Finally got through. So our producer asked him, do you
think you have a shot, and Malachi said, it depends.
He's really good at Easter questions.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That was really what you said.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
I said I was good with questions similar to the
Easter edition you got.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I really hope that right here in August you get
nothing but pure Easter questions so your dreams can come true.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's actually just Cadbury Fox.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Past Malachi, wish you luck here while we send Brooke
out of the studios, Joe, and let's go over the rules.
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past, but
you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Are you ready a right?
Speaker 9 (11:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety seven,
the TV show South Park debuted on What Channel Adult
in which Northern European country was the original Lego Brick
invented What type of animal is a kingfisher not a trumpet?
(11:33):
What type of brass instrument is traditionally used to wake
up military soldiers at boot camp. Trombone in a professional
boxing match, how many minutes are there per round three?
Four or five minutes?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Wait, okay, you jumped down that run really quick and
Brook bolts it back into the All right, Brook has
already come back into the studio eager to take you
on now, very eager since he's a new person to
the show. Let's learn a little bit about it here
that you've been in the military for five years. Awesome, Yeah,
I'm guessing the British military. No, okay, well, never mind.
(12:09):
He says his ultimate goal is to be a firefighter.
And this summer he went cliff diving and did a
one hundred foot drop. Oh my gosh, broke? Are you
sponsored by Red bat?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Is your tailboat and broken?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What the heck?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
No, I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
How was it?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Wasn't an Olympic dive? Or was it more of a
belly flop at the bottom?
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Snack my arm against the water. But other than that,
I went straight to my.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Girlfriend honestly did a sixty foot jump once when we
were at a lake, and she literally broke her tailboat
because she landed just a tad Bit Sideway.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Should have pushed her off the cliff brook that was
let's get to you. Are you ready? Your time starts now.
On this day in nineteen ninety seven, the TV show
south Park debuted on what channel?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh my God Comedy the comedy network.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
In which Northern European country was the original lego brick in.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Sweden.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What type of animal is a kingfisher?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Kingfisher is a fish? No, it's a bug.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's a bug, not a trumpet. What type of brass
instrument is traditionally used to wake up military soldiers at
boot camp? In a professional boxing match? How many minutes
are there per round? Three? Four or five?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Five minute round? I don't actually know. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's passing a guess. We are taking it down. Let's
go to the scoreboard to see how you both did
with Jose What up, girl, Malachi?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You got one correct today?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I don't even know if I did that, Malachi, I
really I stunk it up.
Speaker 11 (13:40):
We'll see.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Also warm, I've never been so happy to be so dumb.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
One hundred foot drop into mediocrity there, Let's go over
the answers for everybody on this day in nineteen ninety seven,
the TV show South Park debuted on Comedy Central.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's what it was like.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
That sounds so wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
We did not give Brook credit for Comedy Network. In
the northern European country where the original lego brick was
invented was Denmark. That's where lego headquarters.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Is.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
The type of animal that a kingfisher is. That's a bird, small,
colorful bird, usually lives near rivers and eats fish specialized.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
I was just thinking aquatic animals.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Said fish. Yeah, that's why it's a good question.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's why I was also thinking.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That type of brass instrument traditionally used to wake up
military soldiers at boot camp would be a bugle, but
a trombone is what they do at the British boot camp.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Now, okay, you're in the military. You got that raw?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (14:43):
What you hit snooze when they do that on all
of our ceremonies they use trombone.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
He's got like the wacky, like silly branch of the seriously.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
And now we have a solo from a sack.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's the phone.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And finally, last question. In a professional boxing match, each
round lasts three minutes. It feels like it's super long.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
You're going at it like I watched it for thirty
seconds for the Olympics and I was like, too violent,
We're turning it off a brook.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Why do people do this?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Don't ever hurt anybody, So Malaka, since you tied it
does go to the house on this. But the good
news is just for playing, you win a twenty five
dollars Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort, theme
park or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 11 (15:32):
That's cool by my daughter or something.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
All right, Malikai, Well, thank you for your service. And
if you run into the bugle player at on Base,
he's going to be a little awkward.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
I'll definitely keep my eye out.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Okay, thanks for playing, dude brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
When you meet someone attractive, obviously you want to impress them,
oh for sure. And the easiest way to do that
with almost zero negative repercussions is to lie.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
For example, I was going to say humor.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
That's risky. You don't know what their sense of humor is.
But for example, I may or may not have told
a beautiful woman that I'm the secret fifth Jonas Brother.
Ugly Jonas.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, the one that they hide.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah. Also, I may or may not have mentioned I'm
a part time astronaut Lion Tamer. Yes, spacelines are a
big problem Brook. It just takes ten seconds to get
it does. It's very slow, but they're feisty, and someone
with a lot of testosterone needs to blast up there
and put them in their place.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
That's me, You're so brave.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Unfortunately, not everyone is as smooth and convincing as me
when it comes to lying. And that's why one woman
is on the phone today after she ran into the
perfect guy and even she was horrified by what she
said to impress him. In fact, she's calling herself a
bad mom for it. She's gonna confess what happened in
a brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
You confession, I can't take back arms.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Speaker got a text into seven eighty five nine two
that says, sometimes when I'm extra lazy, I'll eat the
Apple Core because I don't want to go find the
trash can.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh damn, I mean geez goodfage. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I think in some ways we're all human trash can Yeah,
as garbage people. It's important that we empty out the
sin bin every once in a while before it gets
too full, and you can do that right here anonymously
on the mass speaker, and one of our listeners is
already on the phone, ready to dump her trash right
into our listening holes. She's chosen the fake name Beth. So, Beth,
(17:54):
welcome to the shame dump Pile.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
How ay, I know this is your first time to it,
and maybe you've got a frequent user pass.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I don't know. Yeah, we we welcome return customers to
the shame dump But the voice changer is on. You
are now the mass speaker, Beth, So whenever you're ready
to go, ahead dump your truth on us.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
So.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
I was married for a while, but now I'm separated.
I've kind of been out of the scene for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And are you feeling good about that? Sorry, just to interrupt, like,
are we celebrating that, no, we're single again? Or are
we feeling sad still?
Speaker 7 (18:29):
No, I'm ready to start dating for sure. Like it's
a good thing. I'm feel good.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Just to let you know, give her some fulpe and optimism.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
I mean I was until recently.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Well, So I do have a nine year old son.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh, you kept him good for you after the divorce.
You never know. It's like, I don't know. He kind
of reminds me like a.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
House or a car.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
For the kid. He's like, no, you take it, Okay,
we're a kidding. Yeah, we're just a lovely nine year
old son.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
No.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
And you know, and so I have my young started
dating and you know, it is so much harder than
I thought it was going to be. Oh my god,
I just feel like the guys are super freaky, way
more than before. It's just like you go out on
one date and they just ghost you.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Well I would.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Imagine too, like people don't feel like they owe each
other anything. Right, prior to dating apps, you would actually
meet someone face to face and at least have some
ounce of respect for who they were.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
You know, yeah for four years and they'll just drop yet, right,
So what's going on with you? What are you confessing
to here?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Well, so I guess that's kind of it was like
I was over meeting people, and so I was at
my kids soccer game and this really handsome guy just
started chatting me up. Oh I think like I'm sitting
on the sideline being the legitimate soccer mom that I am,
(20:04):
and we're just talking and I get to know him
a little bit and he's a single dad and cute.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Why is this a secret? I would be screwing this
from the rooftop and that a hot single daddy at
the soccer game broke.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You should be celebrating that.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
I mean I would be celebrating it. But then it
got really awkward really fast, because I was like, oh,
which kid is yours? And he points out and I
mean this kid so he was on the other team,
and he was really good. I mean, he'd already scored a.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Goal jeans love it.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
And then he.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Asked me you like it is? And I'm like, oh jeez.
I mean I was the kid in sports who's like
sitting in the grass making Daisy chains.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Your son from you.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
He's not exceptionally athletic.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
And just like the spur of the moment, I don't
know why I did this. I pointed to a different
kid who's really good.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Oh no, what was his reaction?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
He was acting impressed. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, know
the deal whatever and trying to like move along.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, but you just screwed yourself. How are you ever
going to go out with him when you lied about
who your kid was.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
So that's where it gets real bad. The game wrapped up,
I'm chatting with the other parents, you know, on on
our team, and he comes back over to me and
he like starts to ask me out, and he's like,
he shakl her.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
For dinner for some time.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
You can bring your boy, they can.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
Play, you know.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
And then I noticed my son is walking over and
I'm like he's like, hey mom, and I like, walk away.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh god, away from your child.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Did you feel like the worst ever?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Oh my gosh. I was such a jerk. I went
over to the other kid and was like congratulating him
on a good game.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
This is on the head, that's my boy.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
So now I have been chilling up to our games
super early so that my son's like already out on
the field time before the dad gets there, like trying
to punt shop dinner as long as possible.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I think that you just say, oh, you thought I
was talking about him.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, I pointed to the one that's bad right over there.
I was wondering why you were complimenting his soccer skills.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
You're waking because if you're blatantly honest and said no,
I wanted to impress you and I.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Switched kids, you look like a bad mom. So I
think broke is right. Do you think you'll ever come clean?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
It's so embarrassing. I might just give up.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
You can't go out on a date.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Go on one or two dates and see if it's
gonna go anywhere. If it's not, then you never have
to tell him. If it then you can try Brooks theory.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
I guess I could. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
It's like maybe just trying to make the date. Just
ask you and have nothing to do with the kid.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, yes, No, matter what happens, you need to keep
us updated. You got a single hot daddy on the line.
You cannot ruin this.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
See that's why Brook's interested. She just wants to meet
the hot.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Dam It's really cute.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Look what modern dating has done to us.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, own children.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But text end of seven eighty five nine too. If
you have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
next mass speaker for her phone taps coming up.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
In today's call, a husband sets up his wife to
be pranked at her work. Oh goodness, she's a waitress
slash hostess at a local bestro, and he told us
that she is the nicest, sweetest, mo helpful worker that
you could ever meet.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Are we going to break her?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Jake?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well, he loves hearing whenever she gets a little bit
uncomfortable because she doesn't know quite how to react. So
let's hear how she does when she takes a dinner
reservation from timid Benjamin in your phoetat right now?
Speaker 13 (24:24):
Thanks for calling bistro. How can I help you?
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (24:31):
My name is Benjamin, Benjamin?
Speaker 12 (24:35):
Yes, okay?
Speaker 13 (24:37):
How can I help you?
Speaker 12 (24:38):
Benjamin?
Speaker 8 (24:39):
B E and G? I mean Benjamin?
Speaker 13 (24:47):
I got it? I got it? And Benjamin? How can
I help you?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
I would like to make a reservation for one for
this Friday?
Speaker 13 (24:56):
Please, I'm sure seeing one person is Friday day? What's
time are you looking to come in?
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Well? What time works for you?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Is your reservation?
Speaker 12 (25:10):
Benjamin?
Speaker 13 (25:11):
Anytime?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Really?
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Okay? I would like to do it at eleven fifty
nine pm please?
Speaker 13 (25:21):
Oh we actually closed it eleven.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
Oh so you lied, you lied to me, You lied,
you said anytime.
Speaker 13 (25:31):
H No, I just meant any time within the hours
of operation. Sorry, that's on me.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Fine, let's say seven thirty.
Speaker 13 (25:41):
Seven thirty party of one for Friday night.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Yes, it's a special dinner because it's my birthday.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (25:48):
Cool, Well, I'll make sure to let your server.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Know you didn't say happy birthday.
Speaker 13 (25:55):
Okay, happy birthday, Benjamin, Yay? Anything else?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
So my birthday request, I would like my entire meal comped,
including the dessert and two free beverages. I like to
drink Shirley Temples. I would like them for free.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
I'm sorry, it doesn't work like that.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
How does it work?
Speaker 13 (26:21):
We do offer a complimentary.
Speaker 10 (26:23):
Dessert for.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
I'm trying to ask you a question.
Speaker 13 (26:29):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (26:30):
Do you do people sing? Do they sing for the birthday?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (26:36):
Not usually, But we can make that happen if you'd like.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
But my request is that it's a surprise and I
don't see it coming. What do you mean, Benjamin, Like
like in the horror movies when someone sneaks up behind you.
I want to be attacked by your song.
Speaker 13 (26:57):
No, we're not, but I'm not gonna if.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
You surprise me with a song, I might cry because
I don't I don't like being surprised, but it's my birthday,
so I need to try new.
Speaker 13 (27:09):
Things, okay, Benjamin, Yeah, also for sharing.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
I also have Irish heritage, so I would like the
Irish version of the Happy Birthday song.
Speaker 13 (27:20):
I don't even know what that is. I don't know
if anybody knows what that is, you can.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Make it up. My other request, could I make it rain?
Speaker 13 (27:30):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 8 (27:31):
What well I've I've always wanted to go to a
strip club, but I'm too scared.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
No, no, no, no, not if I.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Could just make it rain with a fistful of ones.
Speaker 13 (27:46):
No, you promise you'll have a great server, but you
cannot make it rain in our restaurant. You cannot throw
ones up in the air.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
I'm I would like to make it rain on your husband, Bob, What.
Speaker 13 (27:58):
Are you talking about? You don't know my husband.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Actually I do kind of know him because he emailed
the radio station that I work for.
Speaker 13 (28:08):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
My name is jeff radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning is a chap.
Speaker 12 (28:21):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (28:22):
That was like one of the hardest reservations.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
You were struggling so much with it, But your husband said,
it's the funniest thing when he catches you off guard
and thought this prank was the perfect chance to do it.
Speaker 13 (28:36):
Oh my gosh, he knows how seriously I take work.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You were trying to be so polite.
Speaker 13 (28:41):
I was trying because you know, I don't want to,
like get a bad review on Google or something.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Especially not a bad birthday review party for one. Make
it rain up.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
You are the worst.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
That's what my mom says.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Wake up every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
There's certain situations where you immediately assume the worst is
about to happen. Oh boy, Like if your boss ever
calls you in for a Friday meeting with hr yeah yeah,
Or if Brooke ever says, hey, everyone, I brought lunch
from home. You know where that's going she.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Was supposed to regard Joe the boss doesn't sound about
new one.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Well.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
One of our listeners is definitely trying her hardest not
to jump to conclusions after she found something very suspicious
on her boyfriend's phone. Now she's desperate for answers not
to just who, but why. We're gonna give her our
best advice for your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,
(29:56):
it's awkward, it's Tuesday Tuesday phone. Recently, a certain married
coworker friend of mine will remain nameless.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Okay, they came to me.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
And asked, do you think it's okay to snoop on
your significant other's phone? Oh my god, I reminded her,
you already have his password and won't let him use it,
so doubt you're gonna find a whole lot of new
information on there. So she high fived me and we
went on with our day.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
You're such a good friend.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Job but nameless coworker drama aside, it brings up a
good question, is there any time ever where it's cool
to snoop on your partner's phone? One of our.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Necessary I think it's cool, okay, But one of our
listeners said she felt like she had no choice, and
now it's brought her to us.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Her name is Vivian, So Vivian, welcome to the show,
won't you.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I know. I'm worried because it obviously means you found
something like you're looking to get hurt. Yeah, that's when
my husband and I first started dating. I look through
his stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Nothing, yeah, I said, nameless coworker trauma aside. You need
to focus on yourself away the nameful listener. She's came
to us for help. Okay, Vi Vivian, tell us about
your romantic problems.
Speaker 12 (31:22):
I will, I will. So, my boyfriend Eddie has just
been acting very strange lately. Okay, all started a couple
of weeks ago. Listen, we've been dating for like eight months, so, okay,
I know him fairly. Wow. I think we've got a
really good relationship going right. Yeah. A couple of weeks though,
he's been all of a sudden just checking his phone
(31:43):
randomly but a lot. And we can read the room. Dude,
check it.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
That's a little different.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's a little act, not a good sure, that's sort
of what I'm concerned about.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Have you established a rule in your household, like we're
only allowed to check phones in front of each other
because most healthy relationships do that.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
You're breaking the road.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
It's just weird that you like take the phone out
of the room every time. She knows that. It's a
change in behavior.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Right, someone to see your screen, but to completely like
be extra safe.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
And leave is that's extra I agree men shouldn't have privacy,
So tell us what's going on?
Speaker 12 (32:21):
Finally, Yeah, but but like he'll hang up on this
call immediately. If I sort of kind of go out
and be like, hey, you know what's up? And it's
calls not text super so some are phone called summer texts,
he just basically, you know, hangs up on the phone.
He gets rid of it as soon as I walk
in the room. He hangs up immediately.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Have you seen anything on his lock screen?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Like?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Has it come up?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
You know what I mean? No?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
No text?
Speaker 12 (32:47):
Yes, And I'll tell you he's he's a bad liar.
So I know why I felt something is definitely up.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I have to find out maybe something is up. But
is it possible that it's a good thing where he's
like she's trying to come up with something to surprise
you and doesn't want you to find out about it.
Or are you immediately assuming it's bad because we have
had a happen on this segment before.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
Yeah, you know, it's a gut feeling that I have.
I just gives me weird answers. It's multiple times a day.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
What have you asked him? Like, how have you addressed
it with him?
Speaker 12 (33:22):
I haven't. I honestly don't even know how to address it.
It's just a giant mystery to me and how to
how to handle it? Why, why he's doing this?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
And if you're wrong and you start accusing him, then
you look like the crazy, paranoid one in the relationship.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You know.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Jeff said it maybe better than we think. Have we
considered it's worse, like maybe he's putting a hit out
on you. Better, it wouldn't be so bad.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Okay, hopefully it's not that extreme.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
I'm just putting it out there so when we get
the real answer, it's better than that.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Okay, But Vivian, you said that you you went in,
you snooped on his phone. At some point I.
Speaker 12 (33:58):
Did a little bit. I had to. I had to
get a number. I had to at least Google it
and find out if it was what, what it could
possibly be?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
What does the contact name say for the number?
Speaker 12 (34:09):
It doesn't. It doesn't have a contact name or anything.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Wait, did you read the text?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, the history.
Speaker 12 (34:16):
No, So it's just like a blank text with a
weird number. And I tried taking that number and putting
it into Google. It comes up as nothing.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
It's very can't find it. It could be a phone
that's right. This is a mystery.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
So what's going on in your mind? What do you
think is happening.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I don't know if cheating is that your first side.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
A coworker girlfriend. I just I you know, it's really
making a paranoid, which is what I'm calling you guys.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Okay, so in this next part, you want to call
your boyfriend and confront him about it, because we are
good at that.
Speaker 12 (34:54):
I was sort of hoping you would call the phone
number so we could find out who that is calling
the number.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah, just going in totally blind to figure out.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
If it's like a flower shop, We're gonna feel bad
we called.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Her sneaky calls? Do you need to make to a
flower shop to make one order?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I was just think of something random. Or it's just
the woman that works at the flower shop is really
hot and he's.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Actually or maybe it's one step higher and it's a
ring shop and he's having to do a lot of
back and forth with the R.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I feel like I doubt it.
Speaker 12 (35:34):
I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
The thing is, we never make these types of calls
to numbers that we don't even know who's on the
other end.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So I know we have to find a reason for
you to be even calling right if you don't want
to out yourself, do you.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's going to be part of our advice that we're
going to have to think of before we come back
and give it to you. In our awkward Tuesday phone
call right after.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
This, thank you, hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Shady phone calls, sneaky boyfriends,
and a mysterious phone number that doesn't start with one
nine hundred. Wait, gen Z would call it susy short
for suspicious. We call it awk shut first awkward, I
(36:29):
love it. I think it's aw We're up with the slime.
It's a a f one of our One of our listeners,
Vivian noticed her boyfriend sneaking away to take phone calls
and texts, acting real weird about it, So she snooped
and found a strange number on his phone that he's
been calling a lot lately, with no contact information saved
(36:51):
to it, and she has no idea who this is.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Right now she does it, we're about to find out.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
So worried it couldn't be cheating thing. That's why she's
asked us to help investigate. First, we need to give
her some quality advice. So Jose, what do you have
for her?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
All right, Look, if it's a business that answers, just
hang up, right, we can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Well know, all right, it's a business. But if it's
a generic I love hanging up for the entertainment value
of this show, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Like they answer, hello, this is Walmart.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Beat that out.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
You know, we're never gonna get a.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Hold of anybody specific.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
It's the whole central system.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Of customer service.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
But I mean, if it's like a local flower shop,
then you don't need to do all that. You know,
that's a little extra.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
So unless he's delivering flowers to other women.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Oh boy, look, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Okay, that's the thing. I'm banking on it being a
person not a business. No, because you already Google searched
it and the phone number didn't come up.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
That's a point, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
So here's the thing. You cannot reveal that you're the girlfriend,
because then that person will just hang up the phone.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Oh that's small. Well, how does she not reveal.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
That she's going to pretend to be her boyfriend's personal
assist it instead, and you're just calling to update his rolodex.
You know his phone numbers, and you need for some reason,
this one doesn't have a name attached to his contact
so you just need a name and a relationship. You
like to keep all these things. You know, you're the
(38:17):
personal assistant. That's what you do.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Interesting, Vivian, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (38:22):
I like it.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
I think that's probably a good approach.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, and it's kind of a brag.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Just Brook's first time doing this.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
She asked her personal assistant for that. All right, Well,
we've given you all that we have to offer. Let's
dial this random phone number find out who's behind it.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
The listeners don't even know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
All right, I'm gonna dial it. We'll jump in if
you feel like you need a little help.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
Here we go, Hi, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 12 (39:08):
This? This is Eddie's personal assistant, right? You know Edie anymore?
You've been talking to him recently on his personal line,
and I'm his assistant and I just need to update
his contact list and I just need to get your name. Please.
Speaker 13 (39:33):
I don't think so. I don't think that's who this is.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
Right, Well, I'm I'm his assistant. I just need to
update this info.
Speaker 13 (39:45):
No, Viv, Viv, what are you doing?
Speaker 12 (39:51):
H wait what.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Viv?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I know this is you and total I recommend your voice.
Speaker 12 (40:02):
Wait Na, yeah, uh what is going on?
Speaker 5 (40:12):
You tell me?
Speaker 12 (40:14):
I the phone? Your number in my boyfriend's phone? Oh oh?
Speaker 9 (40:21):
Trust issues again? All right, just like us.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Excuse me, this is all very fact. I have trust issues.
It's because you cheated on me.
Speaker 10 (40:34):
Oh god, well you were never able to prove that.
Speaker 12 (40:38):
So what the hell are you talking to my new boyfriend?
Speaker 9 (40:43):
Okay, look he called me, so you probably need to
talk to him about that.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
Why would my current boyfriend want to talk to my
ex boyfriend? Look, it's not my place.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
He should be telling you this, not me.
Speaker 13 (40:59):
I don't I don't even want to get involved.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
No, tell me what is going on?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (41:06):
Like I said, man, I shouldn't even be telling you this.
Speaker 10 (41:09):
But wow, look he ended up seeing our video.
Speaker 12 (41:18):
And he wanted to know how I did it.
Speaker 13 (41:22):
Oh my god, what is going on there?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
No?
Speaker 12 (41:33):
No, no hang up on him?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Was Nico?
Speaker 12 (41:39):
His name?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Nico?
Speaker 12 (41:41):
Who am I a speaker with somebody? Ye?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Kind of radio radio speakers all over the place?
Speaker 12 (41:47):
Because you shut up this is on the radio right now.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
You were a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and oh my god.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
This so much. He is loving this.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Let me try and explain. This is a segment that
we do called an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Oh it it got awkward.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah, it got akf as we like to say. Yeah,
I'm glad. Look, I'm glad that you're liking this. Nico.
We didn't know anything about any video or whatever you're
talking about. We didn't even know who you were when
we dialed this number. You were just you were a
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mystery number that Vivian found in her boyfriend's phone because
he's been acting a little bit shady, so she thought
that maybe he was cheating on her. But clearly he's
not doing that. That's the good news, right video. If anything,
he's investing more in your relations need to invest.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
So many times calling you, That's what doesn't make sense,
Like he's honestly calling you for tips over that often?
Speaker 12 (42:51):
What am I supposed to say? He wasn't getting it?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah, so he was going to you to try and
figure out ways to get her to agreed video.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
No, it just seduction, like just like how to get
her in the movie.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Is it like a cooking video that you guys made together.
Speaker 12 (43:08):
Yeah, we were cooking something up pretty spicy.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
That's so he was calling.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
For the recipe. I knew the Yeah. Wait, how did
your current boyfriend find a video of your ex?
Speaker 12 (43:22):
I may not have deleted some stuff, and now I'm wondering.
I think I know exactly where he thought it.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Oh crap video held on to the old video.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, it sounds like she liked the old video, Jess,
the old cooking video. She liked it a lot.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Wow. Yeah, whatever it is, that was.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Her recipe, your favorite one.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
So clearly you need to have a talk with your
current boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
How bad must it be that he would be desperate
enough to call your ex friend enough ex that like
cheated on you.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
He's in love enough that he wants to recreate the
same memories.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Did you say that? Hear yourself?
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Sounded sexy to me.
Speaker 12 (44:07):
For the record, that cheating was alleged.
Speaker 13 (44:09):
I mean, there's no proof to.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
That, but it's the way you say it like I didn't.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
You can't prove it.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
So are you enjoying this new relationship that you have
with Vivi's new boyfriends?
Speaker 12 (44:25):
There's nothing going on there either.
Speaker 9 (44:26):
You can't prove that either, but I get it.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
All right, Well, so if things improved in the bedroom,
have you noticed, because I'm wondering if the tips are
working or not. He's spending a lot of time on
the floor of the X.
Speaker 12 (44:44):
This is getting beyond I mean, can we just go
with cooking video. Let's go with cooking video?
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Okay? Is he a better chef then, Brooke if it's
working or not?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Like, yeah, how does prep work?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
What type of camera does he use? Because Brook wants
to know Joe, my god, all right, we won't bother
you anymore. But clearly, Vivian, you got your answer about
who's behind that mystery phone.
Speaker 12 (45:07):
I guess I did.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Oh my god, you deleted it from your phone too.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I bet you. I recognize it.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Are you going to talk to your boyfriend about this?
You're going to tell him that, you know?
Speaker 11 (45:15):
Yeah, don't tell him.
Speaker 12 (45:18):
We still have some more sessions to go over.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Actually about it.
Speaker 10 (45:27):
Yeah, yeah, I think he considered me his mentor now.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Okay, we're going to end it right there. That's your
awkward Tuesday phone call. It was af today Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (45:39):
In the morning.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
You've got a man named Adam on the phone who
has been in the military for the last twenty two years.
Thank you, brother.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh my god, I was going to say, sorry, sorry,
thank you what branch I'm not allowed to ask questions.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
I was going to say, at the end of this month,
Adam is done. She is transitioning to become an elementary
school teacher.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
That is the cutest.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Are you the best person in the entire universe?
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Well, I don't know what sounds scarier, facing terrorists overseas
or a room full of American first graders. Which one
do you fear more?
Speaker 12 (46:28):
Adam?
Speaker 11 (46:31):
No comment, He's like, you know what, just put me on.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Another tour weapons of mass destruction?
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Adam.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
That's awesome, Madam.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
We respected, We appreciate.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
What a transition.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
How are you feeling, uh.
Speaker 11 (46:46):
You know, excited and nervous out of my mind at
the same time.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Okay, okay, will you please military style these kids. It'll
be a nice first week before you're fired from the right.
You got to you gotta leave this him for now.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
So Richard, I think he's so cool.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Okay, you can hit on Adam later, but let's go
over the rules here. You got thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you get it, you're doing
it for If you don't know unanswer, you could say pass.
But you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready at him?
Speaker 11 (47:16):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Good luck. Your time starts now. Today is left Hander's Day.
What percent of the population is left handed? More or
less than fifteen percent?
Speaker 11 (47:26):
Left?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
In twenty twenty one, the company Facebook went through a
rebranding to what new name Meta. At the Louver in Paris,
the famous statue Venus de Milo is missing what body part?
Light aircraft without an engine is called a what?
Speaker 11 (47:43):
I'm sorry, you can say it.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
A light aircraft without an engine is called a what.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Plane?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Planes usually have engines. I don't know how the military
planes are, though, so it might be different.
Speaker 8 (47:58):
I'm just missing.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Come on, Jay, alright, Adam, let's bring Brook back into
the studio here. And you don't know this, Brook, but
Adam has been playing this game apparently for an entire decade.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
In his fourteen times on this segment, he's gone six,
six and two against you.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Wait, so we talked to you in the middle of
your military career.
Speaker 11 (48:19):
Yep, yeah, yeah, thank gosh.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Do we keep you grounded or.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Do we like do the opposite?
Speaker 11 (48:24):
I feel like every time I call in it drains
my intelligence a little bit. But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, maybe I know five hundred hours. Yeah, shoot, I
forgot what that is. Yeah, Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
Before we lose any more brand sells, let's get to
your questions, Brook, Are you ready? Yes, your time starts now.
Today's left hander's day. What percent of the population is
left handed? More or less than fifteen percent? In twenty
twenty one, the company Facebook went through a rebranding to
(48:50):
what name uh meta? At the Louver in Paris, the
famous statue Venus de Milo is missing. What body part arms?
A light aircraft without an engine is called a what
a glider? Four people singing is a quartet? What do
you call it when five people are singing?
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Quintet?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Zodiac? What zodiac signs represented by a half man, half
horse holding a bow and arrow?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Oh, that is the zodiac sign of aries.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
He's a good guess. Let's go to the scoreboard to
see how y'all did with jose What you.
Speaker 9 (49:23):
Just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things
I have ever.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Heard as a regular listener to the show.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Did we pick that clip before hearing it?
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Oh? I love that old clip.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Adam.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
You got to correct today.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
He just knows, Adam, do you think you wanted? Do
you think you lost?
Speaker 10 (49:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (49:47):
We all know the answer that wins. Sorry about that, Adam.
Your all time record goes to six seven and two.
Now let's go over the answers. It's left hander's day.
Less than fifteen percent of the population is left handed.
It's around ten percent.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I always wanted to be You always want to be
a left handed batter.
Speaker 12 (50:06):
You know.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
In twenty twenty one, the company Facebook went through a
rebrand to be called Meta. The louver in Paris Ravenus
de Milo. Technically, yes, does not have the lower appendage
that you were saying because it's a woman. But the
part that it's missing that came off was the arms.
A light aircraft without an engine is called a glider,
(50:30):
or we would have accepted sail plane.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Four falling plane.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Oh No. Four people singing is a quartet, five people
singing is a quintet. And the Zodiac sign represented by
a half man, half horse with a bow and arrow
is sagittarius, So Adam, it was not enough to beat
brook But just we're playing. We're gonna give you a
pair of tickets to see world's renowned comedian and ventriloquist
Paul Zurden at the Stoquality Casino on September seventh.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
All right, all right, well, when do you say artificially teaching?
Speaker 11 (51:02):
It won't be have my own classroom until probably the.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
New year, so that's awesome, congratulations, But once it starts,
are you still gonna be able to call in and play.
Speaker 11 (51:13):
Well, I'm not going to do anything to get myself fired,
So you know, we'll see You're.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Welcome back on the show anytime. You know that. We'll
be back to the Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Well, the ads are done. The best part of the
show is over. Now you're just stuck with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, I knew you came for that, but I'm sorry
you're gonna get this now instead. Oh and don't forget
to follow the podcast wherever you're listening, and thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Only in radio can you go to an official event
with the biggest names and personalities in the business and
a crazed, possibly unstable fan is allowed to pay to
be there with them.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It is, honestly like it was like an industry conference.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, zero security.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It was not a fan thing.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Because if you
didn't know, our entire show just flew out to attend
this national radio convention for people who work in radio.
Yeah big.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I think it's like every industry has conventions, right.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I would never go to like the exactly Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, so you can meet otherradio personalities, the executives, you
rub elbows, and whoever's in charge. Let some random unhinged
listener pay so he could show up and not just
show up, sit in on the presentations, get up on
stage and pitch ideas to the other radio people.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You know that a listener, everyone listening, You guys want
to pitch his phone tab idank by people.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
This would have been it. Send an email though convention.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You are hating on him, But he showed up with
pringles in the morning and.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Oreos.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He tried too, He tried to throw non sponsored parties
inside his hotel room. Marty invited Alexis. I spent way
to time talking to this man, thinking he was important.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
He couldn't even lure Alexis with a bottle of peach snots.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I mean, does that happen in the film industry? Does
it happen in TV? No? Only in radio would this occur?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because we respect our list. It almost like five hundred
dollars per person, like our company paid for us.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
To go, which is typically what happens.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, he's not going to have to pay five hundred
dollars again because he won free tickets to next year's
convention when he won that dumb game show.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
How did you even get picked up on stage?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I had no idea. Look, I knew this wasn't going
to be totally monny. I knew it wasn't going to
be totally legit. When they made Brook a featured guest
speaker at it. But just when you think you've lost
all respect for this industry, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I loved it, Jeff. It was the highlight.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
More people knew who he was than we.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Did, and he gave me more talking points in like
uncomfortable small talk conversations than the weather ever has.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
And he was so nice to me.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm just saying, you better be scared. He may be
replacing us soon.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
The bar has been lowered to a whole new level,
and we're gonna stoop even lower than that and do
the shot collar question of the day. I mean, what's
not respectable about strapping a dog collar on your neck
and shocking each other all morning long? We're the epitome
of class. It's just this idea. Yeah, am I right? Jake,
You're right.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Saddle up and holst for those six shooters, because today
we're celebrating the birthday of an old American folk hero,
Annie Oakley, who she starred in Buffalo Bill's Wild West
Show and could shoot the wings off a fly while
wearing a blindfold and chugging a bottle of moons. But
Annie wasn't just a root tooting, gun slinging battie. She
(03:39):
also became the focus of a very popular musical called
Annie Get Your Gun. Yeah, So today we're gonna immortalize
Annie's epic rise to Broadway fame with a special name
that musical edition.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh twenty of twenty.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
We'll go around the room and I'll give you some
hints about a famous musical or play, and you just
have to name it correctly to stay in the game.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Do you have to sing it? Since it's a musical,
I would please please don't.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
We'll start with the woman who's lessened to sharp shooters
and more into vodka pineapple shooters.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's Alexis.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
She did order that, Alexis, You're not permitted any help
from the rest of the room on this question. This
musical was based on the nineteen ninety five novel by
Gregory Maguire called Wicked. What musical is it?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Wicked? Why would you? Is it a trick question?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I think it is.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I feel like it's a trick based off the novel Wicked.
Alexas said Wicked. That is.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I was overthinking.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That is what is so excited for the new one
to come out?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The movie We're one for one.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
We're over to Brook Brooke, Disney tried their hand and
we're successful launching this play after the movie came out
in nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Go ahead, the Lion King correct, What would you like.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Me to finish the question? I'll finish the question for
the Brook.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
It may or may not have been inspired by real
life events that took place in eighteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh you lived at the Baby would you like to answer? Yeah,
it's Newsy Brook did like jazz hands while.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
She love Newsy's Yeah Ever song.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We all remember you telling us that when you turned fifty,
you got all hot for the boys and their cuffed
plaid nickers.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Fifty, don't do that. You're coming hot today.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
So the Newsy's movie musical came out in nineteen ninety two,
and then the play happened after about.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
The real life newsboy strike.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Back in the eighteen ninety nine I thought you were
gonna say Mighty Ducks and Music.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
War two for two or over the Jose Jose. This
play was based on a French novel and it opened
in nineteen eighty eight. It made headlines when it closed
in twenty twenty three, making it the longest running musical
on Broadway.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You've ever this one Okay, let.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Le miserab is.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Jose different French novel. I'm looking for the Phantom of
the opera favorite. We're over to Jeffrey now, Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
This famous musical opened in nineteen fifty nine and it
closed in nineteen sixty three, just four years. It was
so popular that an unforgettable movie was made from it.
But be careful because it could be a trap.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's so popular, but it only ran for four years.
The movie was way more popular. If you need to say,
Jesh Young, I have one for you called well extremely
popular musical turned movie Give me Cats?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Is that it cats?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Incorrect? For way longer than four years.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think trap was the keyword there.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, I said a trap, trap, cat trap, speaking of.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
The von Trapp family singers in the Sound of Music.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Alright, Oh, you gave it the Nazi question. Cool.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I don't do this on Jake on Traps were famously
not Nazis. Let's go over to Alexis now, Alexis This play,
open on Broadway in twenty eleven, is still going strong
for its satirical examination of religious beliefs.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The Book of Mormon.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
The Book of Mormon is correct.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, Brook, you're over to you take her down.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
This musical is set at fictional ride Dell High in
nineteen fifty nine, Greece. All right, all right, we're on
a sudden death now, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's up to you.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
You get this right, you win, you get it wrong,
and Brook wins. This musical was adapted by Walt Disney
Pictures and it became an Academy Award winning nineteen ninety
one Animated Musical film.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I don't know what other Disney plays.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
There's Mary Poppins is a Disney play there that's old though, Aladdin,
I'm rooting for you, Beauty and the Beast is correct.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That means Alexis is one day's ed up.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh my god, he's the most musical person on the show, right,
And so she gets to choose who gets shocked while
singing Grease Lightning from the play.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Green It was a little bit of a disappointment.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
And if I have to showcase my abilities, I will
go grease lading and you're burning up the quarter mile.
Grease lnning, Grease Lenning, Go grease lading and you're CosIng
through the heat.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Laugh. That's good.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You want supreme? What it is. That's your shock collar
question of the day. Your phone tap is coming up
in just a few.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
If you didn't know, my co host Brooke is extremely competitive.
Oh yoh, yes, is like competitive to a fault. She
refuses to lose at anything.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I hate losing. I mean it happens.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Suggestion, Yeah, just the idea, it's what fun. One time,
when she was eleven years old, she was in a
school spelling bee and she knew that she was about
to lose. But Brooke wasn't gonna let that happen, jeff
So at the last second, in an act of desperation,
she called immigration services and have that other student deported.
(09:24):
The crazy part is he wasn't even foreign. It was
a white kid from Vermont. Take that Theodore.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Private school where he belongs.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
She wouldn't lose to anybody, and that same competitive fire
still exists in her today. Okay, well, I don't know.
I make sure to check your immigration status before you Dialoz,
just in case, because Spirit Lake's elementary spelling Bee champion
of ninety eight could come back to strike again. In
(09:59):
a brand new round of trivia. You've got Malachi who's
a brand new player to the segment. Apparently he's been
trying to play for the last two years.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
WDOW.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Today is the day Malachi.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Finally got through. So our producer asked him, do you
think you have a shot, and Malachi said, it depends.
He's really good at Easter questions.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That was really what you said.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
I said I was good with questions similar to the
Easter edition you got.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I really hope that right here in August you get
nothing but pure Easter questions so your dreams can come true.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's actually just Cadbury Fox.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Past Malachi, wish you luck here while we send Brooke
out of the studios, Joe, and let's go over the rules.
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past, but
you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Are you ready a right?
Speaker 9 (11:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety seven,
the TV show South Park debuted on What Channel Adult
in which Northern European country was the original Lego Brick
invented What type of animal is a kingfisher not a trumpet?
(11:33):
What type of brass instrument is traditionally used to wake
up military soldiers at boot camp. Trombone in a professional
boxing match, how many minutes are there per round three?
Four or five minutes?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Wait, okay, you jumped down that run really quick and
Brook bolts it back into the All right, Brook has
already come back into the studio eager to take you
on now, very eager since he's a new person to
the show. Let's learn a little bit about it here
that you've been in the military for five years. Awesome, Yeah,
I'm guessing the British military. No, okay, well, never mind.
(12:09):
He says his ultimate goal is to be a firefighter.
And this summer he went cliff diving and did a
one hundred foot drop. Oh my gosh, broke? Are you
sponsored by Red bat?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Is your tailboat and broken?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What the heck?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
No, I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
How was it?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Wasn't an Olympic dive? Or was it more of a
belly flop at the bottom?
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Snack my arm against the water. But other than that,
I went straight to my.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Girlfriend honestly did a sixty foot jump once when we
were at a lake, and she literally broke her tailboat
because she landed just a tad Bit Sideway.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Should have pushed her off the cliff brook that was
let's get to you. Are you ready? Your time starts now.
On this day in nineteen ninety seven, the TV show
south Park debuted on what channel?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh my God Comedy the comedy network.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
In which Northern European country was the original lego brick in.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Sweden.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What type of animal is a kingfisher?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Kingfisher is a fish? No, it's a bug.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's a bug, not a trumpet. What type of brass
instrument is traditionally used to wake up military soldiers at
boot camp? In a professional boxing match? How many minutes
are there per round? Three? Four or five?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Five minute round? I don't actually know. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's passing a guess. We are taking it down. Let's
go to the scoreboard to see how you both did
with Jose What up, girl, Malachi?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You got one correct today?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I don't even know if I did that, Malachi, I
really I stunk it up.
Speaker 11 (13:40):
We'll see.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Also warm, I've never been so happy to be so dumb.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
One hundred foot drop into mediocrity there, Let's go over
the answers for everybody on this day in nineteen ninety seven,
the TV show South Park debuted on Comedy Central.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's what it was like.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
That sounds so wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
We did not give Brook credit for Comedy Network. In
the northern European country where the original lego brick was
invented was Denmark. That's where lego headquarters.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Is.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
The type of animal that a kingfisher is. That's a bird, small,
colorful bird, usually lives near rivers and eats fish specialized.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
I was just thinking aquatic animals.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Said fish. Yeah, that's why it's a good question.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's why I was also thinking.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That type of brass instrument traditionally used to wake up
military soldiers at boot camp would be a bugle, but
a trombone is what they do at the British boot camp.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Now, okay, you're in the military. You got that raw?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (14:43):
What you hit snooze when they do that on all
of our ceremonies they use trombone.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
He's got like the wacky, like silly branch of the seriously.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
And now we have a solo from a sack.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's the phone.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And finally, last question. In a professional boxing match, each
round lasts three minutes. It feels like it's super long.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
You're going at it like I watched it for thirty
seconds for the Olympics and I was like, too violent,
We're turning it off a brook.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Why do people do this?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Don't ever hurt anybody, So Malaka, since you tied it
does go to the house on this. But the good
news is just for playing, you win a twenty five
dollars Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort, theme
park or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 11 (15:32):
That's cool by my daughter or something.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
All right, Malikai, Well, thank you for your service. And
if you run into the bugle player at on Base,
he's going to be a little awkward.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
I'll definitely keep my eye out.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Okay, thanks for playing, dude brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
When you meet someone attractive, obviously you want to impress them,
oh for sure. And the easiest way to do that
with almost zero negative repercussions is to lie.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
For example, I was going to say humor.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
That's risky. You don't know what their sense of humor is.
But for example, I may or may not have told
a beautiful woman that I'm the secret fifth Jonas Brother.
Ugly Jonas.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, the one that they hide.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah. Also, I may or may not have mentioned I'm
a part time astronaut Lion Tamer. Yes, spacelines are a
big problem Brook. It just takes ten seconds to get
it does. It's very slow, but they're feisty, and someone
with a lot of testosterone needs to blast up there
and put them in their place.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
That's me, You're so brave.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Unfortunately, not everyone is as smooth and convincing as me
when it comes to lying. And that's why one woman
is on the phone today after she ran into the
perfect guy and even she was horrified by what she
said to impress him. In fact, she's calling herself a
bad mom for it. She's gonna confess what happened in
a brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
You confession, I can't take back arms.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Speaker got a text into seven eighty five nine two
that says, sometimes when I'm extra lazy, I'll eat the
Apple Core because I don't want to go find the
trash can.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh damn, I mean geez goodfage. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I think in some ways we're all human trash can Yeah,
as garbage people. It's important that we empty out the
sin bin every once in a while before it gets
too full, and you can do that right here anonymously
on the mass speaker, and one of our listeners is
already on the phone, ready to dump her trash right
into our listening holes. She's chosen the fake name Beth. So, Beth,
(17:54):
welcome to the shame dump Pile.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
How ay, I know this is your first time to it,
and maybe you've got a frequent user pass.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I don't know. Yeah, we we welcome return customers to
the shame dump But the voice changer is on. You
are now the mass speaker, Beth, So whenever you're ready
to go, ahead dump your truth on us.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
So.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
I was married for a while, but now I'm separated.
I've kind of been out of the scene for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And are you feeling good about that? Sorry, just to interrupt, like,
are we celebrating that, no, we're single again? Or are
we feeling sad still?
Speaker 7 (18:29):
No, I'm ready to start dating for sure. Like it's
a good thing. I'm feel good.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Just to let you know, give her some fulpe and optimism.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
I mean I was until recently.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Well, So I do have a nine year old son.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh, you kept him good for you after the divorce.
You never know. It's like, I don't know. He kind
of reminds me like a.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
House or a car.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
For the kid. He's like, no, you take it, Okay,
we're a kidding. Yeah, we're just a lovely nine year
old son.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
No.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
And you know, and so I have my young started
dating and you know, it is so much harder than
I thought it was going to be. Oh my god,
I just feel like the guys are super freaky, way
more than before. It's just like you go out on
one date and they just ghost you.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Well I would.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Imagine too, like people don't feel like they owe each
other anything. Right, prior to dating apps, you would actually
meet someone face to face and at least have some
ounce of respect for who they were.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
You know, yeah for four years and they'll just drop yet, right,
So what's going on with you? What are you confessing
to here?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Well, so I guess that's kind of it was like
I was over meeting people, and so I was at
my kids soccer game and this really handsome guy just
started chatting me up. Oh I think like I'm sitting
on the sideline being the legitimate soccer mom that I am,
(20:04):
and we're just talking and I get to know him
a little bit and he's a single dad and cute.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Why is this a secret? I would be screwing this
from the rooftop and that a hot single daddy at
the soccer game broke.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You should be celebrating that.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
I mean I would be celebrating it. But then it
got really awkward really fast, because I was like, oh,
which kid is yours? And he points out and I
mean this kid so he was on the other team,
and he was really good. I mean, he'd already scored a.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Goal jeans love it.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
And then he.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Asked me you like it is? And I'm like, oh jeez.
I mean I was the kid in sports who's like
sitting in the grass making Daisy chains.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Your son from you.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
He's not exceptionally athletic.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
And just like the spur of the moment, I don't
know why I did this. I pointed to a different
kid who's really good.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Oh no, what was his reaction?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
He was acting impressed. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, know
the deal whatever and trying to like move along.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, but you just screwed yourself. How are you ever
going to go out with him when you lied about
who your kid was.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
So that's where it gets real bad. The game wrapped up,
I'm chatting with the other parents, you know, on on
our team, and he comes back over to me and
he like starts to ask me out, and he's like,
he shakl her.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
For dinner for some time.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
You can bring your boy, they can.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
Play, you know.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
And then I noticed my son is walking over and
I'm like he's like, hey mom, and I like, walk away.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh god, away from your child.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Did you feel like the worst ever?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Oh my gosh. I was such a jerk. I went
over to the other kid and was like congratulating him
on a good game.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
This is on the head, that's my boy.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
So now I have been chilling up to our games
super early so that my son's like already out on
the field time before the dad gets there, like trying
to punt shop dinner as long as possible.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I think that you just say, oh, you thought I
was talking about him.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, I pointed to the one that's bad right over there.
I was wondering why you were complimenting his soccer skills.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
You're waking because if you're blatantly honest and said no,
I wanted to impress you and I.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Switched kids, you look like a bad mom. So I
think broke is right. Do you think you'll ever come clean?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
It's so embarrassing. I might just give up.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
You can't go out on a date.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Go on one or two dates and see if it's
gonna go anywhere. If it's not, then you never have
to tell him. If it then you can try Brooks theory.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
I guess I could. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
It's like maybe just trying to make the date. Just
ask you and have nothing to do with the kid.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, yes, No, matter what happens, you need to keep
us updated. You got a single hot daddy on the line.
You cannot ruin this.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
See that's why Brook's interested. She just wants to meet
the hot.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Dam It's really cute.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Look what modern dating has done to us.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, own children.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But text end of seven eighty five nine too. If
you have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
next mass speaker for her phone taps coming up.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
In today's call, a husband sets up his wife to
be pranked at her work. Oh goodness, she's a waitress
slash hostess at a local bestro, and he told us
that she is the nicest, sweetest, mo helpful worker that
you could ever meet.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Are we going to break her?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Jake?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well, he loves hearing whenever she gets a little bit
uncomfortable because she doesn't know quite how to react. So
let's hear how she does when she takes a dinner
reservation from timid Benjamin in your phoetat right now?
Speaker 13 (24:24):
Thanks for calling bistro. How can I help you?
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (24:31):
My name is Benjamin, Benjamin?
Speaker 12 (24:35):
Yes, okay?
Speaker 13 (24:37):
How can I help you?
Speaker 12 (24:38):
Benjamin?
Speaker 8 (24:39):
B E and G? I mean Benjamin?
Speaker 13 (24:47):
I got it? I got it? And Benjamin? How can
I help you?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
I would like to make a reservation for one for
this Friday?
Speaker 13 (24:56):
Please, I'm sure seeing one person is Friday day? What's
time are you looking to come in?
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Well? What time works for you?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Is your reservation?
Speaker 12 (25:10):
Benjamin?
Speaker 13 (25:11):
Anytime?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Really?
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Okay? I would like to do it at eleven fifty
nine pm please?
Speaker 13 (25:21):
Oh we actually closed it eleven.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
Oh so you lied, you lied to me, You lied,
you said anytime.
Speaker 13 (25:31):
H No, I just meant any time within the hours
of operation. Sorry, that's on me.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Fine, let's say seven thirty.
Speaker 13 (25:41):
Seven thirty party of one for Friday night.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Yes, it's a special dinner because it's my birthday.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (25:48):
Cool, Well, I'll make sure to let your server.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Know you didn't say happy birthday.
Speaker 13 (25:55):
Okay, happy birthday, Benjamin, Yay? Anything else?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
So my birthday request, I would like my entire meal comped,
including the dessert and two free beverages. I like to
drink Shirley Temples. I would like them for free.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
I'm sorry, it doesn't work like that.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
How does it work?
Speaker 13 (26:21):
We do offer a complimentary.
Speaker 10 (26:23):
Dessert for.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
I'm trying to ask you a question.
Speaker 13 (26:29):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (26:30):
Do you do people sing? Do they sing for the birthday?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (26:36):
Not usually, But we can make that happen if you'd like.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
But my request is that it's a surprise and I
don't see it coming. What do you mean, Benjamin, Like
like in the horror movies when someone sneaks up behind you.
I want to be attacked by your song.
Speaker 13 (26:57):
No, we're not, but I'm not gonna if.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
You surprise me with a song, I might cry because
I don't I don't like being surprised, but it's my birthday,
so I need to try new.
Speaker 13 (27:09):
Things, okay, Benjamin, Yeah, also for sharing.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
I also have Irish heritage, so I would like the
Irish version of the Happy Birthday song.
Speaker 13 (27:20):
I don't even know what that is. I don't know
if anybody knows what that is, you can.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Make it up. My other request, could I make it rain?
Speaker 13 (27:30):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 8 (27:31):
What well I've I've always wanted to go to a
strip club, but I'm too scared.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
No, no, no, no, not if I.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Could just make it rain with a fistful of ones.
Speaker 13 (27:46):
No, you promise you'll have a great server, but you
cannot make it rain in our restaurant. You cannot throw
ones up in the air.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
I'm I would like to make it rain on your husband, Bob, What.
Speaker 13 (27:58):
Are you talking about? You don't know my husband.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Actually I do kind of know him because he emailed
the radio station that I work for.
Speaker 13 (28:08):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
My name is jeff radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning is a chap.
Speaker 12 (28:21):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (28:22):
That was like one of the hardest reservations.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
You were struggling so much with it, But your husband said,
it's the funniest thing when he catches you off guard
and thought this prank was the perfect chance to do it.
Speaker 13 (28:36):
Oh my gosh, he knows how seriously I take work.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You were trying to be so polite.
Speaker 13 (28:41):
I was trying because you know, I don't want to,
like get a bad review on Google or something.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Especially not a bad birthday review party for one. Make
it rain up.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
You are the worst.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
That's what my mom says.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Wake up every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
There's certain situations where you immediately assume the worst is
about to happen. Oh boy, Like if your boss ever
calls you in for a Friday meeting with hr yeah yeah,
Or if Brooke ever says, hey, everyone, I brought lunch
from home. You know where that's going she.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Was supposed to regard Joe the boss doesn't sound about
new one.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Well.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
One of our listeners is definitely trying her hardest not
to jump to conclusions after she found something very suspicious
on her boyfriend's phone. Now she's desperate for answers not
to just who, but why. We're gonna give her our
best advice for your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,
(29:56):
it's awkward, it's Tuesday Tuesday phone. Recently, a certain married
coworker friend of mine will remain nameless.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Okay, they came to me.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
And asked, do you think it's okay to snoop on
your significant other's phone? Oh my god, I reminded her,
you already have his password and won't let him use it,
so doubt you're gonna find a whole lot of new
information on there. So she high fived me and we
went on with our day.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
You're such a good friend.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Job but nameless coworker drama aside, it brings up a
good question, is there any time ever where it's cool
to snoop on your partner's phone? One of our.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Necessary I think it's cool, okay, But one of our
listeners said she felt like she had no choice, and
now it's brought her to us.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Her name is Vivian, So Vivian, welcome to the show,
won't you.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I know. I'm worried because it obviously means you found
something like you're looking to get hurt. Yeah, that's when
my husband and I first started dating. I look through
his stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Nothing, yeah, I said, nameless coworker trauma aside. You need
to focus on yourself away the nameful listener. She's came
to us for help. Okay, Vi Vivian, tell us about
your romantic problems.
Speaker 12 (31:22):
I will, I will. So, my boyfriend Eddie has just
been acting very strange lately. Okay, all started a couple
of weeks ago. Listen, we've been dating for like eight months, so, okay,
I know him fairly. Wow. I think we've got a
really good relationship going right. Yeah. A couple of weeks though,
he's been all of a sudden just checking his phone
(31:43):
randomly but a lot. And we can read the room. Dude,
check it.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
That's a little different.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's a little act, not a good sure, that's sort
of what I'm concerned about.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Have you established a rule in your household, like we're
only allowed to check phones in front of each other
because most healthy relationships do that.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
You're breaking the road.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
It's just weird that you like take the phone out
of the room every time. She knows that. It's a
change in behavior.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Right, someone to see your screen, but to completely like
be extra safe.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
And leave is that's extra I agree men shouldn't have privacy,
So tell us what's going on?
Speaker 12 (32:21):
Finally, Yeah, but but like he'll hang up on this
call immediately. If I sort of kind of go out
and be like, hey, you know what's up? And it's
calls not text super so some are phone called summer texts,
he just basically, you know, hangs up on the phone.
He gets rid of it as soon as I walk
in the room. He hangs up immediately.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Have you seen anything on his lock screen?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Like?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Has it come up?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
You know what I mean? No?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
No text?
Speaker 12 (32:47):
Yes, And I'll tell you he's he's a bad liar.
So I know why I felt something is definitely up.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I have to find out maybe something is up. But
is it possible that it's a good thing where he's
like she's trying to come up with something to surprise
you and doesn't want you to find out about it.
Or are you immediately assuming it's bad because we have
had a happen on this segment before.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
Yeah, you know, it's a gut feeling that I have.
I just gives me weird answers. It's multiple times a day.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
What have you asked him? Like, how have you addressed
it with him?
Speaker 12 (33:22):
I haven't. I honestly don't even know how to address it.
It's just a giant mystery to me and how to
how to handle it? Why, why he's doing this?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
And if you're wrong and you start accusing him, then
you look like the crazy, paranoid one in the relationship.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You know.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Jeff said it maybe better than we think. Have we
considered it's worse, like maybe he's putting a hit out
on you. Better, it wouldn't be so bad.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Okay, hopefully it's not that extreme.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
I'm just putting it out there so when we get
the real answer, it's better than that.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Okay, But Vivian, you said that you you went in,
you snooped on his phone. At some point I.
Speaker 12 (33:58):
Did a little bit. I had to. I had to
get a number. I had to at least Google it
and find out if it was what, what it could
possibly be?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
What does the contact name say for the number?
Speaker 12 (34:09):
It doesn't. It doesn't have a contact name or anything.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Wait, did you read the text?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, the history.
Speaker 12 (34:16):
No, So it's just like a blank text with a
weird number. And I tried taking that number and putting
it into Google. It comes up as nothing.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
It's very can't find it. It could be a phone
that's right. This is a mystery.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
So what's going on in your mind? What do you
think is happening.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I don't know if cheating is that your first side.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
A coworker girlfriend. I just I you know, it's really
making a paranoid, which is what I'm calling you guys.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Okay, so in this next part, you want to call
your boyfriend and confront him about it, because we are
good at that.
Speaker 12 (34:54):
I was sort of hoping you would call the phone
number so we could find out who that is calling
the number.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah, just going in totally blind to figure out.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
If it's like a flower shop, We're gonna feel bad
we called.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Her sneaky calls? Do you need to make to a
flower shop to make one order?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I was just think of something random. Or it's just
the woman that works at the flower shop is really
hot and he's.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Actually or maybe it's one step higher and it's a
ring shop and he's having to do a lot of
back and forth with the R.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I feel like I doubt it.
Speaker 12 (35:34):
I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
The thing is, we never make these types of calls
to numbers that we don't even know who's on the
other end.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So I know we have to find a reason for
you to be even calling right if you don't want
to out yourself, do you.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's going to be part of our advice that we're
going to have to think of before we come back
and give it to you. In our awkward Tuesday phone
call right after.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
This, thank you, hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Shady phone calls, sneaky boyfriends,
and a mysterious phone number that doesn't start with one
nine hundred. Wait, gen Z would call it susy short
for suspicious. We call it awk shut first awkward, I
(36:29):
love it. I think it's aw We're up with the slime.
It's a a f one of our One of our listeners,
Vivian noticed her boyfriend sneaking away to take phone calls
and texts, acting real weird about it, So she snooped
and found a strange number on his phone that he's
been calling a lot lately, with no contact information saved
(36:51):
to it, and she has no idea who this is.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Right now she does it, we're about to find out.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
So worried it couldn't be cheating thing. That's why she's
asked us to help investigate. First, we need to give
her some quality advice. So Jose, what do you have
for her?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
All right, Look, if it's a business that answers, just
hang up, right, we can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Well know, all right, it's a business. But if it's
a generic I love hanging up for the entertainment value
of this show, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Like they answer, hello, this is Walmart.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Beat that out.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
You know, we're never gonna get a.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Hold of anybody specific.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
It's the whole central system.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Of customer service.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
But I mean, if it's like a local flower shop,
then you don't need to do all that. You know,
that's a little extra.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
So unless he's delivering flowers to other women.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Oh boy, look, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Okay, that's the thing. I'm banking on it being a
person not a business. No, because you already Google searched
it and the phone number didn't come up.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
That's a point, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
So here's the thing. You cannot reveal that you're the girlfriend,
because then that person will just hang up the phone.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Oh that's small. Well, how does she not reveal.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
That she's going to pretend to be her boyfriend's personal
assist it instead, and you're just calling to update his rolodex.
You know his phone numbers, and you need for some reason,
this one doesn't have a name attached to his contact
so you just need a name and a relationship. You
like to keep all these things. You know, you're the
(38:17):
personal assistant. That's what you do.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Interesting, Vivian, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (38:22):
I like it.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
I think that's probably a good approach.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, and it's kind of a brag.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Just Brook's first time doing this.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
She asked her personal assistant for that. All right, Well,
we've given you all that we have to offer. Let's
dial this random phone number find out who's behind it.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
The listeners don't even know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
All right, I'm gonna dial it. We'll jump in if
you feel like you need a little help.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
Here we go, Hi, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 12 (39:08):
This? This is Eddie's personal assistant, right? You know Edie anymore?
You've been talking to him recently on his personal line,
and I'm his assistant and I just need to update
his contact list and I just need to get your name. Please.
Speaker 13 (39:33):
I don't think so. I don't think that's who this is.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
Right, Well, I'm I'm his assistant. I just need to
update this info.
Speaker 13 (39:45):
No, Viv, Viv, what are you doing?
Speaker 12 (39:51):
H wait what.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Viv?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I know this is you and total I recommend your voice.
Speaker 12 (40:02):
Wait Na, yeah, uh what is going on?
Speaker 5 (40:12):
You tell me?
Speaker 12 (40:14):
I the phone? Your number in my boyfriend's phone? Oh oh?
Speaker 9 (40:21):
Trust issues again? All right, just like us.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Excuse me, this is all very fact. I have trust issues.
It's because you cheated on me.
Speaker 10 (40:34):
Oh god, well you were never able to prove that.
Speaker 12 (40:38):
So what the hell are you talking to my new boyfriend?
Speaker 9 (40:43):
Okay, look he called me, so you probably need to
talk to him about that.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
Why would my current boyfriend want to talk to my
ex boyfriend? Look, it's not my place.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
He should be telling you this, not me.
Speaker 13 (40:59):
I don't I don't even want to get involved.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
No, tell me what is going on?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (41:06):
Like I said, man, I shouldn't even be telling you this.
Speaker 10 (41:09):
But wow, look he ended up seeing our video.
Speaker 12 (41:18):
And he wanted to know how I did it.
Speaker 13 (41:22):
Oh my god, what is going on there?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
No?
Speaker 12 (41:33):
No, no hang up on him?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Was Nico?
Speaker 12 (41:39):
His name?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Nico?
Speaker 12 (41:41):
Who am I a speaker with somebody? Ye?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Kind of radio radio speakers all over the place?
Speaker 12 (41:47):
Because you shut up this is on the radio right now.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
You were a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and oh my god.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
This so much. He is loving this.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Let me try and explain. This is a segment that
we do called an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Oh it it got awkward.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah, it got akf as we like to say. Yeah,
I'm glad. Look, I'm glad that you're liking this. Nico.
We didn't know anything about any video or whatever you're
talking about. We didn't even know who you were when
we dialed this number. You were just you were a
(42:26):
mystery number that Vivian found in her boyfriend's phone because
he's been acting a little bit shady, so she thought
that maybe he was cheating on her. But clearly he's
not doing that. That's the good news, right video. If anything,
he's investing more in your relations need to invest.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
So many times calling you, That's what doesn't make sense,
Like he's honestly calling you for tips over that often?
Speaker 12 (42:51):
What am I supposed to say? He wasn't getting it?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah, so he was going to you to try and
figure out ways to get her to agreed video.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
No, it just seduction, like just like how to get
her in the movie.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Is it like a cooking video that you guys made together.
Speaker 12 (43:08):
Yeah, we were cooking something up pretty spicy.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
That's so he was calling.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
For the recipe. I knew the Yeah. Wait, how did
your current boyfriend find a video of your ex?
Speaker 12 (43:22):
I may not have deleted some stuff, and now I'm wondering.
I think I know exactly where he thought it.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Oh crap video held on to the old video.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, it sounds like she liked the old video, Jess,
the old cooking video. She liked it a lot.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Wow. Yeah, whatever it is, that was.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Her recipe, your favorite one.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
So clearly you need to have a talk with your
current boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
How bad must it be that he would be desperate
enough to call your ex friend enough ex that like
cheated on you.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
He's in love enough that he wants to recreate the
same memories.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Did you say that? Hear yourself?
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Sounded sexy to me.
Speaker 12 (44:07):
For the record, that cheating was alleged.
Speaker 13 (44:09):
I mean, there's no proof to.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
That, but it's the way you say it like I didn't.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
You can't prove it.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
So are you enjoying this new relationship that you have
with Vivi's new boyfriends?
Speaker 12 (44:25):
There's nothing going on there either.
Speaker 9 (44:26):
You can't prove that either, but I get it.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
All right, Well, so if things improved in the bedroom,
have you noticed, because I'm wondering if the tips are
working or not. He's spending a lot of time on
the floor of the X.
Speaker 12 (44:44):
This is getting beyond I mean, can we just go
with cooking video. Let's go with cooking video?
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Okay? Is he a better chef then, Brooke if it's
working or not?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Like, yeah, how does prep work?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
What type of camera does he use? Because Brook wants
to know Joe, my god, all right, we won't bother
you anymore. But clearly, Vivian, you got your answer about
who's behind that mystery phone.
Speaker 12 (45:07):
I guess I did.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Oh my god, you deleted it from your phone too.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I bet you. I recognize it.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Are you going to talk to your boyfriend about this?
You're going to tell him that, you know?
Speaker 11 (45:15):
Yeah, don't tell him.
Speaker 12 (45:18):
We still have some more sessions to go over.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Actually about it.
Speaker 10 (45:27):
Yeah, yeah, I think he considered me his mentor now.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Okay, we're going to end it right there. That's your
awkward Tuesday phone call. It was af today Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (45:39):
In the morning.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
You've got a man named Adam on the phone who
has been in the military for the last twenty two years.
Thank you, brother.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh my god, I was going to say, sorry, sorry,
thank you what branch I'm not allowed to ask questions.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
I was going to say, at the end of this month,
Adam is done. She is transitioning to become an elementary
school teacher.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
That is the cutest.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Are you the best person in the entire universe?
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Well, I don't know what sounds scarier, facing terrorists overseas
or a room full of American first graders. Which one
do you fear more?
Speaker 12 (46:28):
Adam?
Speaker 11 (46:31):
No comment, He's like, you know what, just put me on.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Another tour weapons of mass destruction?
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Adam.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
That's awesome, Madam.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
We respected, We appreciate.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
What a transition.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
How are you feeling, uh.
Speaker 11 (46:46):
You know, excited and nervous out of my mind at
the same time.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Okay, okay, will you please military style these kids. It'll
be a nice first week before you're fired from the right.
You got to you gotta leave this him for now.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
So Richard, I think he's so cool.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Okay, you can hit on Adam later, but let's go
over the rules here. You got thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you get it, you're doing
it for If you don't know unanswer, you could say pass.
But you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready at him?
Speaker 11 (47:16):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Good luck. Your time starts now. Today is left Hander's Day.
What percent of the population is left handed? More or
less than fifteen percent?
Speaker 11 (47:26):
Left?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
In twenty twenty one, the company Facebook went through a
rebranding to what new name Meta. At the Louver in Paris,
the famous statue Venus de Milo is missing what body part?
Light aircraft without an engine is called a what?
Speaker 11 (47:43):
I'm sorry, you can say it.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
A light aircraft without an engine is called a what.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Plane?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Planes usually have engines. I don't know how the military
planes are, though, so it might be different.
Speaker 8 (47:58):
I'm just missing.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Come on, Jay, alright, Adam, let's bring Brook back into
the studio here. And you don't know this, Brook, but
Adam has been playing this game apparently for an entire decade.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
In his fourteen times on this segment, he's gone six,
six and two against you.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Wait, so we talked to you in the middle of
your military career.
Speaker 11 (48:19):
Yep, yeah, yeah, thank gosh.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Do we keep you grounded or.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Do we like do the opposite?
Speaker 11 (48:24):
I feel like every time I call in it drains
my intelligence a little bit. But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, maybe I know five hundred hours. Yeah, shoot, I
forgot what that is. Yeah, Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
Before we lose any more brand sells, let's get to
your questions, Brook, Are you ready? Yes, your time starts now.
Today's left hander's day. What percent of the population is
left handed? More or less than fifteen percent? In twenty
twenty one, the company Facebook went through a rebranding to
(48:50):
what name uh meta? At the Louver in Paris, the
famous statue Venus de Milo is missing. What body part arms?
A light aircraft without an engine is called a what
a glider? Four people singing is a quartet? What do
you call it when five people are singing?
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Quintet?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Zodiac? What zodiac signs represented by a half man, half
horse holding a bow and arrow?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Oh, that is the zodiac sign of aries.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
He's a good guess. Let's go to the scoreboard to
see how y'all did with jose What you.
Speaker 9 (49:23):
Just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things
I have ever.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Heard as a regular listener to the show.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Did we pick that clip before hearing it?
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Oh? I love that old clip.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Adam.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
You got to correct today.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
He just knows, Adam, do you think you wanted? Do
you think you lost?
Speaker 10 (49:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (49:47):
We all know the answer that wins. Sorry about that, Adam.
Your all time record goes to six seven and two.
Now let's go over the answers. It's left hander's day.
Less than fifteen percent of the population is left handed.
It's around ten percent.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I always wanted to be You always want to be
a left handed batter.
Speaker 12 (50:06):
You know.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
In twenty twenty one, the company Facebook went through a
rebrand to be called Meta. The louver in Paris Ravenus
de Milo. Technically, yes, does not have the lower appendage
that you were saying because it's a woman. But the
part that it's missing that came off was the arms.
A light aircraft without an engine is called a glider,
(50:30):
or we would have accepted sail plane.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Four falling plane.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Oh No. Four people singing is a quartet, five people
singing is a quintet. And the Zodiac sign represented by
a half man, half horse with a bow and arrow
is sagittarius, So Adam, it was not enough to beat
brook But just we're playing. We're gonna give you a
pair of tickets to see world's renowned comedian and ventriloquist
Paul Zurden at the Stoquality Casino on September seventh.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
All right, all right, well, when do you say artificially teaching?
Speaker 11 (51:02):
It won't be have my own classroom until probably the.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
New year, so that's awesome, congratulations, But once it starts,
are you still gonna be able to call in and play.
Speaker 11 (51:13):
Well, I'm not going to do anything to get myself fired,
So you know, we'll see You're.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Welcome back on the show anytime. You know that. We'll
be back to the Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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