Loser Line (10/21/24)

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Is this the right number?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's a line, goodby.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser
line before. It works like this. Let's say someone approaches
you while you're out at the club and uses this
charming pick applying on you.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Hello, pretty lady, I was just wondering do you like raisins?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Because if you do, how about a date?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
A date a free It's a pun, but in all seriousness,
dates are great and they keep me regularly.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
They're taking nutritious punch too.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Like you, you're going for a brisk walk through a
botanical garden, I'd let you feed me with dn'ch user without.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Whatever you do, don't fall asleep while he's trying to
talk to you.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's rude.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Instead, tell him he's the most demure senior citizen that
you've ever met. And that's when you give him the
number to the loser line. So hopefully he calls you
and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play voicemails
like this one.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Hey, sorry, are you busy right now? I've been I've
just been running around for what feels like hours cause
I've been house sitting my my parents. Dog got out,

(01:35):
so I've been looking around for him, So do you
think you could like help me look for him.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
His name is Pee Wee.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
He's God. He's just so fast. Okay, Okay, one more drink,
one more shrink. I okay, I'm I'm on the dr
school street right now, and maybe we should meet up.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Just let me know if you can help him kept.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Maybe if you're chasing your parents' dog, don't call the
girl that you met at the bar for I know,
it's kind of nice you can court someone and find
his lost dog.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
At the same time.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
And ladies always love a man with a dog, I mean,
even if they don't actually have the.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Dog, right then sure, Actually he's a catch.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Hi my name that was the character artist from the Stair.
I just I mean a lot of couple doing it.
And your girlfriend, I just have to say, she's not
good enough for you. So that's why maybe I drew
her a little and slattering, maybe a little larger, not

(02:58):
as pretty as she. Hey, if you want to have
me you a drying of you sometime, I can totally
come over. I would love to dry you.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Normally they draw you with like one chicken drumstick. She
had a chicken drumstick, a lolly pop giant tub of popcorn.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Always knew that those character drying people were judging us.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I feel like the bigger my glasses get and the
more gums I have.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
In my smile, the more they hate me more jealous.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's not personal.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well, speaking of folks who belong an affair, you'll actually
find them all on the Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
TikTok page, similar to the freak.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Shows from back in the nineteen thirties. We've got Brooke
as the bearded lady who refuses any type of injection
to stay young.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Then there's the hyena boy Jose, who asks to be
locked in a cage. We've got hair Lexus, the woman
who's flowing locks are mysteriously never the same color as
the day before. And last, but not least, jeff the
strong man, seeing his chiseled physique through a tiny hole
in the side.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Of the wall, drop a quarter in and get a
special surprise. All of that on our TikTok at. Brooke
and Jesse Child say not a lot on TikTok.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
I don't think any of this.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You won't be disappointed. Now back to the clips, Hey,
you free Saturday. You know, why don't you swing by
my pad and we can have some.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Fubo and we can order some Chinese food in and
maybe watch the news episode of Extreme Coupon and Kilgate
Editionubo's got a lot of great stuff. Swipe my uncle's password.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
For one, it's instead of Netflix and chill It's and
Chinese food. I feel like we need to do this
about once a month after clips like this. But kids
don't do drugs and then steal your uncle's Fubo passwords.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, it's not gonna end.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well, other woman on that line, that guy was very sober.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
That makes me even more scaro very sober.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Well, well, well you mean again, remember totally give you
a call sometime. You know who I am, right, the
guy that was dressed the stereo, the purple fish pole
on my head. Man, you dresses Mary James from Spider Man.
You looked amazing.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Man.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
But I guess what. Peter Parker is a loser, but
not me, all right. He never came to your rescue,
but I am, and I'm gonna do that taking you
to Chicken and pickle who Now the drinks are gonna
be on me. But We'll probably have to split that
entree because I've been there and it is quite right
you will have to slip that. But hey, the stereo

(06:02):
only has one week with and it's my vague account.
I'm kind of underemployed right now, but I'll make up
for it in other way. I got something specially behind
this case. Believe that.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
More evil villains should have financial issues as their secret weekends.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, there were always like billionaires. It'd be funny they
were bro Yeah, there's one problem and low credit score.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Why Scarecrow made a straw because it's only can afford exactly,
it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean people are more desperate, Yeah, definitely. Let mean,
the guy's got a fish ball on his head stereo,
that's why he turned evaul. I feel like he stole
it from his kid's sister.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
And we shouldn't talk about what happened to the fish.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah probably no.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, remember you can listen to Loser Line regularly at
this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to
the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. You can hear your
favorite loser lines right there. We got a phone tap
coming

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Out frooking Jeffrey in the morning,