November 4, 2024 • 7 mins
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's up with you a minute? Is this the right number?
It's a line, good.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
By, Just call me back if you haven't heard the
loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone
approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, miss, but
I think you accidentally sat in the pile of sugar.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Because you hear a pretty sweet bit.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
But whatever you do very direct? Was this the urge
to take his phone and call his parents because he's
out past his bedtime? Instead tell him you think his
pickup line was hilarious and very grown up. Very thank you,
But I already knew that about me, you think, And
that's when you give him the number to the loser line,
so hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail. We could
(00:49):
play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Hey Jackie, I know it's been like two weeks since
we met, and if you saw me again, you might
not recognize me because I just got the nears. I
don't know if you can hear, but I kind of
talk different.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Oh boy, they they're bright and slippery. I just like
to keep running my tongue over them. They just feel
so good. I didn't stop. Yeah, you gotta come take
a look at these topplers. Take a look at them
up close and personal. I bet you could even see
(01:29):
a reflection in them if you look close. I think
you're gonna like it.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I sure do.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Oh my god, he doesn't need anyone else.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
You just sounded like he was kissing.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Himself, kissing him and you're done, and he's like, did you.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Feel Yeah, I want you to kiss me.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I just want you to run your tongue.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Over the top of me.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Maybe thinke, but you could tell of feelings there are
real Yeah, with his mouth.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
His dentists must be very pleased.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Next message, Hey, it's a look. I'm sorry to call
you this, lad, but I just I feel.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Like when we were talking earlier, you.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Know, when I told you I had an orange allergy,
I think it wasn't clear. I'm not allergic to just
like oranges, you know, the fruit. I mean, I'm allergic
to literally anything colored orange. My body just can't take it. Like,
I know, it sounds super weird to me. I get it,
(02:40):
but I swear if I eat or drink anything orange
colored like carrots, cheetos, dumpkin pies, even buffalo sauce. Like, literally,
that's my life. It's an orange world and I'm unfortunately
stuck in it, so I thought you should probably otherwise normal.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, totally normal.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Is it bad that I wouldn't even mind the allergy?
It's just the way she said orange, saying orange orange.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I don't know, you know, I'm terrible at.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Orange.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, speaking of orange, all of our Loser line clips
today are powered by orange traffic cones. Sure you see
them everywhere, but have you ever considered buying one? Don't
let your local government have all the fun. Buy a
dozen Orange traffic cones today and let the party begin.
(03:41):
The offer is exclusive on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok shop.
And while you're there, I want to check out a
few videos. Laugh to your orange in the facenes. Just
remember you're never alone with a big, bright orange cone.
Why did your happiness today?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Now back to the.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Clipse, bonjour, Chloe said, looks to doing that. Sorry, he
using Google translat. I just want to say it was really, really,
really cool meeting you, and honestly, I'm surprised when you
said that you were like an exchange French student, because
(04:22):
I didn't detect any French accent at all, which I
but I guess you must have studied a lot. English
is really really really good. I know probably aren't into
like these own culture and American guys, but I still
want to ask Buda two st Chris Dog French fries
(04:44):
we we.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's not French.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I don't think that's how Google.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Like French toast is also.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Not friends you know what?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Sweet of him though, to try, yeah, to communicate and
actually that.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Is how Google translate words.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, yeah, is there a chance Google Translate is like
purposely refusing to help him and is giving him bad
intel on purpose?
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Do you take Google Translate even knows that that girl
wasn't French?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
That yeah, stupid American.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Hey this is Paul. I've left you like fourteen messages
at this point, so this will probably be my last. Uh.
I'm not sure if you know this, but I paid
for a billboard with your face on it and your
(05:36):
general description and it says, hey, I've seen my future wife.
So yeah, I don't know if you saw it. H
Two problems. One they gave me a really bad location,
so it's basically it's behind the seven to eleven and
it's facing the train track, so that's not great. Second,
(05:59):
I keep getting phone calls from Randos who think it's
about them, and it's not. So if you can just
run down to twelfth Street, just take a peek, call
me and I can take the billboards out. I love you.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I love.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's funny because we've actually done like laser story news
stuff about things like this. We've never actually had somebody
call in and leave a voicemail about it.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
That's wild.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
And he has the Loser Line agree that he doesn't
even actually have communications. I love how he's also shocked
that he's getting calls from Rando's. You just put your
phone billboard behind a seven to eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Billboards are a love language. Nobody talks about that anymore.
We were on billboards for a while context we were
upside down once.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That was a good time.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,
and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery
YouTube where you can look in every Loser Line, all
our second dates and phone taps right there. We're a
new phone tap.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Right after this, Brooke
Speaker 3 (07:06):
And Jeffrey in the morning
What's up with you a minute? Is this the right number?
It's a line, good.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
By, Just call me back if you haven't heard the
loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone
approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, miss, but
I think you accidentally sat in the pile of sugar.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Because you hear a pretty sweet bit.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
But whatever you do very direct? Was this the urge
to take his phone and call his parents because he's
out past his bedtime? Instead tell him you think his
pickup line was hilarious and very grown up. Very thank you,
But I already knew that about me, you think, And
that's when you give him the number to the loser line,
so hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail. We could
(00:49):
play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Hey Jackie, I know it's been like two weeks since
we met, and if you saw me again, you might
not recognize me because I just got the nears. I
don't know if you can hear, but I kind of
talk different.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Oh boy, they they're bright and slippery. I just like
to keep running my tongue over them. They just feel
so good. I didn't stop. Yeah, you gotta come take
a look at these topplers. Take a look at them
up close and personal. I bet you could even see
(01:29):
a reflection in them if you look close. I think
you're gonna like it.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I sure do.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Oh my god, he doesn't need anyone else.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
You just sounded like he was kissing.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Himself, kissing him and you're done, and he's like, did you.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Feel Yeah, I want you to kiss me.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I just want you to run your tongue.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Over the top of me.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Maybe thinke, but you could tell of feelings there are
real Yeah, with his mouth.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
His dentists must be very pleased.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Next message, Hey, it's a look. I'm sorry to call
you this, lad, but I just I feel.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Like when we were talking earlier, you.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Know, when I told you I had an orange allergy,
I think it wasn't clear. I'm not allergic to just
like oranges, you know, the fruit. I mean, I'm allergic
to literally anything colored orange. My body just can't take it. Like,
I know, it sounds super weird to me. I get it,
(02:40):
but I swear if I eat or drink anything orange
colored like carrots, cheetos, dumpkin pies, even buffalo sauce. Like, literally,
that's my life. It's an orange world and I'm unfortunately
stuck in it, so I thought you should probably otherwise normal.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, totally normal.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Is it bad that I wouldn't even mind the allergy?
It's just the way she said orange, saying orange orange.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I don't know, you know, I'm terrible at.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Orange.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, speaking of orange, all of our Loser line clips
today are powered by orange traffic cones. Sure you see
them everywhere, but have you ever considered buying one? Don't
let your local government have all the fun. Buy a
dozen Orange traffic cones today and let the party begin.
(03:41):
The offer is exclusive on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok shop.
And while you're there, I want to check out a
few videos. Laugh to your orange in the facenes. Just
remember you're never alone with a big, bright orange cone.
Why did your happiness today?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Now back to the.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Clipse, bonjour, Chloe said, looks to doing that. Sorry, he
using Google translat. I just want to say it was really, really,
really cool meeting you, and honestly, I'm surprised when you
said that you were like an exchange French student, because
(04:22):
I didn't detect any French accent at all, which I
but I guess you must have studied a lot. English
is really really really good. I know probably aren't into
like these own culture and American guys, but I still
want to ask Buda two st Chris Dog French fries
(04:44):
we we.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's not French.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I don't think that's how Google.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Like French toast is also.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Not friends you know what?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Sweet of him though, to try, yeah, to communicate and
actually that.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Is how Google translate words.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, yeah, is there a chance Google Translate is like
purposely refusing to help him and is giving him bad
intel on purpose?
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Do you take Google Translate even knows that that girl
wasn't French?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
That yeah, stupid American.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Hey this is Paul. I've left you like fourteen messages
at this point, so this will probably be my last. Uh.
I'm not sure if you know this, but I paid
for a billboard with your face on it and your
(05:36):
general description and it says, hey, I've seen my future wife.
So yeah, I don't know if you saw it. H
Two problems. One they gave me a really bad location,
so it's basically it's behind the seven to eleven and
it's facing the train track, so that's not great. Second,
(05:59):
I keep getting phone calls from Randos who think it's
about them, and it's not. So if you can just
run down to twelfth Street, just take a peek, call
me and I can take the billboards out. I love you.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I love.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's funny because we've actually done like laser story news
stuff about things like this. We've never actually had somebody
call in and leave a voicemail about it.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
That's wild.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
And he has the Loser Line agree that he doesn't
even actually have communications. I love how he's also shocked
that he's getting calls from Rando's. You just put your
phone billboard behind a seven to eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Billboards are a love language. Nobody talks about that anymore.
We were on billboards for a while context we were
upside down once.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That was a good time.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,
and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery
YouTube where you can look in every Loser Line, all
our second dates and phone taps right there. We're a
new phone tap.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Right after this, Brooke
Speaker 3 (07:06):
And Jeffrey in the morning
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