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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today, I just need you to answer one question for me. Okay,
is she's Zilla or no Zilla? It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning, because a bride is getting a lot
of heat right now Zilla thanks to what she did
leading up to her big day. Okay, so let me
tell you about it and afterwards we can decide she's
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Zilla or no Zilla. So her name is Nova Styles,
which already makes me lean towards Zilla immediately. But she
and her fiance had their hearts set on a dream
New York City wedding. That's money question is how much.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That must cause?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Just a mere one hundred and fifty thousand dollars for
New York. They wanted to do the ceremony at the
world famous Saint Patrick's Cathedral. Then the guests would board
a big party bus to cruise around for photos at
all the famous New York landmarks, and finally they would
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end the night with a big party at the One
World Trade Center with lobster and steak dinners. This amazing, dude,
I want to be a guest. Wow. Sounds awesome, but
again pricey, And that's why the bride got creative and
decided the smart thing to do here was sell tickets
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to the wedding, charging family and friends three hundred and
thirty three dollars per person if they wanted to attend,
but they also had to pay their own travel costs
and everything. This was just the event. Yeah, that's just
to get any through the doors of the cathedral. Now
was she going through ticket Master? And did we also
have to pay one hundred dollars ticket? Good point? Yeah,
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so yeah, a little steep. But the bride did bring
up a good point. She said, people are willing to
spend way more than that to see Taylor Swift and
Beyonce in concert. Why wouldn't they willing to do the
same thing for the ones that they love the most.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You're not Taylor Swift or Beyonce, but like it's your
best friend, I would buy the ticket.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Sounds pretty reasonable to me. If my best friend said
I'm gonna charge you a ticket if it's your best friend, yeah,
I mean I would talk crap behind her back, probably
a little bit, and crack too. So Nova and her
fiance sent out three hundred and fifty ticket invitations and
they sold sixty tickets. Say you're not a drawn, so
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she's a TikTok to share her idea maybe try and
drum up some more support. Some of the comments said,
quote talk about Taki and I'd like one ticket for
w t F and one for rude as I mean weird,
because it really is not a bad value. So what
do we think zilla or no Zilla for this bride?
I mean, was she happy at the end of her
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with her decisions? Yeah? Good questions like if she was
mad that people didn't buy tickets and Zilla, but if
she was cool that only sixty people came, then yeah, hey,
maybe maybe she's like, look, we have five hundred people,
let's just get it down to fit. She as got
it all right, So yeah, definitely hearing haters who are
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obviously jealous of her and her idea. But it's not
necessarily the cringiest thing a bride or groom has ever
done for their wedding day. And I know that because
we found a survey where people share the biggest nightmare
bride and grooms stories that they ever recountered. My friends
are ay. This entire list is off of Alexis's Facebook,
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So here we go. This first one said, I went
to a wedding where the groom had a dip of
tobacco in during the ceremony, and his groom's cake was
designed to look like a can of Copenhagen. There was
a literal gold splatoon at the altar because the bride
thought it would make his habit look classier. Your first
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kiss is with a big dip.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
In the It be kind of cute if it's like
all right, and to say I do make it ding,
I like it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Next one, the bride and groom chose to sing their
vows to each other. My God, I hate no hold
on nagging vows. I can't stand. I love singing vows.
Neither one had a good singing voice, so they knew that,
and they both used auto tuned microphones. They got to
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the chorus, which they had written together, and expected the
guests to join in and sing along with them. The
singing lasted for literally twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
See video of that wedding, so bad breaking.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
We're looking at a survey of the cringy things brides
and grims have ever done at their own weddings. This
one says Weirdest wedding I went to was where the
bride's parents were ridiculously conservative, so conservative that for the
party they made super edited versions of each song that
DJ played, including bleeping out the word shots from the
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song shots by L M f Ao. What else is
said in that song? Christ?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Christ?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Christ Christ Christ. I know it sounds weird, but before
we judge, let's hear what a bleeped shots song would
sound that we did it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Everybody, Oh damn, I would get down to that beat.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Imagine not knowing the song. Are they sing? Yeah, that's
a good time. God.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
One.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I went to a wedding where the father of the
groom had a heart attack during the after party. The
bride threw a gigantic fit and wouldn't let the groom
leave to go to the hospital with his father. Instead,
she insisted the wedding go on so it didn't ruin
her big night.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Right now, dude, I mean, could he have timed his
heart attack better than you? Know what?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I mean? Maybe he just want at least have a
medical emergency outside. He would probably have a panic attack
because his son was getting married to that woman. And finally,
this one says I went to a wedding where the
pastor used to date the bride and started gushing about
how wonderful she was. He told the groom if he
ever died unexpectedly, not to worry because he would take
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care of her. Why would you have him be here?
Oh my god. And the most insane part was how
cool the groom looked during the entire thing. Oh God,
maybe is important more close to you, Maybe not that close.
I don't do anything if they go off scripts. I
was picking my predecessor. Those were the cringiest bride and
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grim stories from their own wedding night. Your phone TAP's
coming
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Up next, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,