November 4, 2024 • 17 mins
One of our listeners says his plan to impress his date and make her like him did NOT go how he wanted… in fact his night ended in physical pain! Hear it all in your Second Date Update!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Second date update next to seven, eight, five, nine to two.
And this is for the guys out there, what is
the craziest thing you ever did for a girl spontaneously
on a first date. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
and I'll ask Jose, hose craziest spontaneous thing that you've
ever done for a girl on the first date. There
(00:21):
was one time, you know, when you're leaving like a
restaurant in a theater and they have somebody selling single
roses outside. I remember one time I bought all the roses.
He's like four left.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'll take the rest of them, and I gave him
You're dangerous, Jose.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Lookout eat flower vendors. You're about to run out of
inventoryj nearby roses. I bring it up though, because one
of our listeners says he went full spontaneous on a
first date and now he's kind of regretting it because
he's not getting a callback.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
So allergic to flowers.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Maybe it's like the one thing. Let's welcome Patrick to
the show. Patrick. How you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Man? Hey, guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a
date or is was this like a one time sort
of thing.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Not even remotely.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Dude, I've got to like you.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I feel like I overplanned though I don't like that
this didn't turn out the way you wanted to because
she's not calling you back because you need that confidence
boost to do it more often.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So what was it that like caused this feeling inside
of you that night that said I need to do
something really spontaneous right now?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
So I basically I met this girl, Nay Maggie, and
we're on our date and the topic of being spontaneous
kind of came up and we both agreed that being
spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie, I
don't agree, but I agreed in the moment, okay, But
like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,
I thought when we were first talking, you had said
(01:49):
like you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
She called you out on you agree.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh I had to double down. I was like, what
are you talking about? Some spontaneous And I took one
of like the flowers out of the vase on the
table and I I just ate ate it.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
And you were going to give it to her, Jose,
did you not eat any of the roses that you bought.
I didn't. Okay, is she laughing or just drooling? Because
she's so turned on?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She's also hungry, and there was only one.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I was gonna eat that flower.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
She did laugh and she thought it was funny, but
she was like, are you sure you're not just weird?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I can't tell if it's a joke at this point
or not.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It could be, it should be.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now
I feel like I have to prove my point. So
the waiters walking by and I called him over. I
took one hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and
I tipped him mid meal.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
What WHOA? What did you say to him?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The way to be spontaneous?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I said, you're doing such a great job, but I
just want to give this to you now, letting you
know that we really like you. I can't even remember
what I went.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So you tipped early because you're spontaneous.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
And a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Was she impressed with it?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I don't know if she was impressed or.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of a
Jack in the box. So she was like, that's a
little unusual to do that. Here you're doing.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Flowers on the table jack Jack in the bye.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, So was that the spontaneous proving stop there?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
No one?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Huh, okay, Okay, there's more.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking
and she says kind of, I don't know, or she's like,
you know, it's okay if you're not spontaneous.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
But have you thought at any point of this is yourself?
But that's just not it's not how men think. Men
don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute, you're not
that army, and that's fine. You're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with you.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, you know, guys have to prove themselves.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
We do.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So what did you do?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I said,
I'll be right back and she's like, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You robbed the tattoo store. Oh wow, that.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
My got him. Robbing a tattoo store probably would have
been smarter.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Half an hour later and I've gotten a small what
do you call it? Like an infinity symbol.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why did you go with that?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Did you say you just left your date for a
half an hour? You didn't even bring her in the
shop with you.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, I should let her pick it out.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I wanted to surprise her because she has the same
tattoo on the same spot tattoo.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You hold on. What's her reaction?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
At first? I thought it would be great. So she
was like freaking out a little bit, like, oh my god,
I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of
then started laughing about it and was like, you know,
oh my god, you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Okay, Okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it there.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So she waited for a half an hour, was still
able to laugh. Yeh, it's questionable she waited.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
She should.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,
I would want to know how it ends.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You're saying, do it for the plot?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yea?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
For the plot?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm curious, what's he coming back with?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I hope that's the end of your spontaneity, or is
there more?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
He's like, then I cut off my hands.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay, no, I walked her home and and that was it.
But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from
her sin.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, you know, I don't know if you did, but
like this girl must mean a lot to you.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.
I feel like she was calling me out and I
felt like, okay, I had to defend myself. Even if
it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
She wasn't trying to bully you.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,
pick a random bar you should go to as minute.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I think what we're saying is we're all impressed. We're
all very impressed by how far you went in order
to make this woman like you.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
For a girl you kind of like.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, And so now we're gonna do even more spontaneity
when we spontaneously call her and ask her why she's
not giving you another chance. It's very planned to do
it every well, she's not gonna expect it. She's gonna
be like, wow, spontaneous phone call, second date update. I
want to date the word wrong.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
If we all have to get matching Infinity tattoos by
the end of this, and.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
We will do it, we will get the tattoo gun
out for your second date update right after this hold
on second date update. Some people get spontaneous on a
date by skinny dipping, or hopping a train together, or
hopping a train after skinny dipping. Is this the nude car?
(07:07):
There's no plastic on the seats here?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I like it, But why does it take so long
for you to get kicked off the train?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Like what they see you? But not for our listener, Patrick,
He proved that he was spontaneous tried by eating a
flour off their dinner table, tipping one hundred dollars before
the bill came, and then getting a shoulder tattoo all
mid date.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
How small is it? Can we ask?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Is asking how small are you? How small is it?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Maybe like an inch and a half.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, that's that's not very big.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Big.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
But the whole reason that he did it is because
Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to
step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, You're not
going to try and prove your spontaneous again over the
phone while we call.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Her, right, just a tattoo gun in the background.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I'm getting her name, trust me, I'm so over trying
to be spontaneously. I just want to be myself there
it is. I'm boring and that's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
If you want to boring, you're not.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Just don't say that because I was going to prove
how boring he don't say that. Just accept you are
who you are and we love it.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't think. Let's see what Maggie has to say.
It may have had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff.
It could be something else.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Wait to hear her side of the state and her
story from.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It has to do with the spontane There's no way
it's not. Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her
right now. We'll see what she has to say. If
she answers, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Hey, is this Maggie.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Guess who is speeching?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning him.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Maggie, the whole show's here.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Good morninge Hi guys, what is this about?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
This is this is about your love life?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Actually okay, okay, you're not you're dating life, because rumor
has it you recently went out with a guy named
Patrick and had a really fun time.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Oh okay, if you say that, does you say so?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I do say so.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I can't wait to hear how you described this date.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.
We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if
there was something weird about the date, if there was
something that you didn't like. Because he's a little bit
confused why you haven't met up again?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
He's confused why we haven't met up again?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit. Yeah,
there was some highlights that were brought up that.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Confused yea, some spontaneous moments that happened.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
It sounds like, yeah, I mean I don't even know
how to go about starting talking about this.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
But can we start with a flower at the table?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
It was like a fun flirting manter and then he
just eats a flower off the table.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Like a man, like shocked and appalled.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all
I do is laugh. But that's like permission to keep going?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Is it? Because? Is it because he didn't put ketchup
on the flower? Is that what it was? No? But
you're saying. Your nervous laughter kind of opened the door.
He thought, oh, she's laughing, I.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Should do this.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's like my seven year old I.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive when he tipped
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
It was strange, to say the least.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Why was that strange?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
It was strange because it's like, that's not how you
act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't
impressed because somebody like showed how much money they had.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're
still there, like you.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean, you guys are still going on the date.
It's not like you laughed or you said.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I mean, there had to be something good happening, right well,
I mean, how.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Do you even like, how would you leave that situation?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
You can't walk out the door, would you?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, okay, call my friend to come get me walking
out the door.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at
the end of the day. Can we skip to that.
We're all note, we want to know, on a scale
of one to ten, how badly did you want to
say I love you?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Right when he literally infinity.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
That was just like, actually insane.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You didn't like it. It's funny you said that because
we heard it was an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow,
that's like matching soulmates.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Really yeah, no, give it.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
You're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty minutes, like,
did you know that's what he was doing inside?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
I honestly I had no idea what was happening.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You were dead.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,
I like wanted to scream because he even asked me
what it was. I'm actually in the process of getting
it removed because that's the matoo I had with my ex.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Because there was a.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Matching tattoo that you had with your ex. Is that
what you just said?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yes, dude, Oh oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well now you don't have to get it removed because
it matches with your new boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
No sooner?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh god.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Isn't it crazy to say that two men in your
life has a.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Tattoo?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
They're not both in my life?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, I mean that's like your exit mark every time
you're done with Well, they're not. They're not totally out
of your life. Yet either, because here's something that's kind
of spontaneous and fun. Patrick has been waiting on the
other line, listening, wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Really yeah, I think he's still there. Patrick.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
God, as if.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
That tattoo story could I thought it couldn't get worse.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Now? Not not so great? Uh, I'm not sure what
to say. That is who? But you know what? Heye,
you're that your ex was not as spontaneous as I am.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Still keep going, what's that whole thing? It's like, it's
not a joke anymore. It's kind of just annoying at
this point.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Okay, try and be boring.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Now, that's what you said you were gonna do, right, Like,
that's what your goal was, to be yourself and show
her who you really are.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really
a real bad joke.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Okay, he's a jokester, know that he doesn't jokes.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I think he's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I feel best.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What
was he like?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
I don't even have to tell you. You like didn't even
talk to me on the date. It was all about
how you felt. I'm like, I don't need to tell
you anything about myself.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Do you know what? Really went on a date and
sat down and just witnessed a lot of weird.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
When we talked to him before we were on the
phone with you, he understands how dumb he was, and
he said he just wanted to be himself and get
a do over with you.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, he should have just admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I'm not, I swear.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I
think he is trying too hard and needs to get
a little bit more grounded with who he is, okay, And.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I think there are a lot of assumptions that were
made and I didn't like it, and I don't have
time to give other people chances.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So you're selfish? Oh my god, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
No, she has boundaries. Boundaries. There's what those are called, Brook.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
The point is we're trying to help our listener Patrick
get together with this woman that he really liked and
made a lot of effort to try and impress. He
did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and even
Patrick is that he went too far with that. We
want to reel it back so much, so, what do
you think about getting your tattoos removed together? And we
will pay for that.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Make it something else.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,
brand new future.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
With Patrick to pay for both of those too.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Patrick, don't come off his cheap right now.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay, Well, Brooke Herrety spent his one hundred dollars bill
on the waiter already, so we probably should step in. Maggie,
what do you think?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Okay, wow, all the effort, but it's going to.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Be a no for me.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her
now after hearing this. Oh god, he's fun, he's spontaneous,
he tried, Patrick, Do you and me want to You
want to get a beer with me sometime? Dude?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I can't wait to.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
When it comes to work up work next week, we're
going to get tattoos that you have to like press
your bodies together in order for them to make one
giant thing. Yeah, one cheek each.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Ok Patrick, that might be a little weird, a little
like too much for me. Okay, I'm the.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Weird one now, I've not rooking Jeffrey in the morning, man.
I am so disappointed.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Honestly, Really, you really thought that was going to turn
out differently.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I just feel like men are constantly trying to put
an extra effort to show that they care about these women.
They want to stand out, and they get roasted for
it on our show every single time. Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
All she wanted him to do was be himself.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
She didn't say that, did not. She said that, not
before the date, after the fact, she said it.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
She said it during the date. She said, you're trying
too hard. Just be you. Honestly the chase, do you
not listen to anything people say?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Really, I blame myself for this.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's all about you.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these
calls to make the other men appear more normal. I see,
that's my job. Although I did ask the guy to
grab a beer and get matching butt tattoos with me
at the end, so maybe I am growing.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
You got turned down though.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.
We're still willing to help you out, but let's give
guys some credit for effort.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah, ladies, Sure, yeah, look after room.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
We will call the person. We'll put in the effort
by calling that person who's not calling you back. So
email the show if you feel like you need a
little bit of help and go check out all of
our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke
and Jeffrey
Second date update next to seven, eight, five, nine to two.
And this is for the guys out there, what is
the craziest thing you ever did for a girl spontaneously
on a first date. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
and I'll ask Jose, hose craziest spontaneous thing that you've
ever done for a girl on the first date. There
(00:21):
was one time, you know, when you're leaving like a
restaurant in a theater and they have somebody selling single
roses outside. I remember one time I bought all the roses.
He's like four left.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'll take the rest of them, and I gave him
You're dangerous, Jose.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Lookout eat flower vendors. You're about to run out of
inventoryj nearby roses. I bring it up though, because one
of our listeners says he went full spontaneous on a
first date and now he's kind of regretting it because
he's not getting a callback.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
So allergic to flowers.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Maybe it's like the one thing. Let's welcome Patrick to
the show. Patrick. How you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Man? Hey, guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a
date or is was this like a one time sort
of thing.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Not even remotely.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Dude, I've got to like you.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I feel like I overplanned though I don't like that
this didn't turn out the way you wanted to because
she's not calling you back because you need that confidence
boost to do it more often.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So what was it that like caused this feeling inside
of you that night that said I need to do
something really spontaneous right now?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
So I basically I met this girl, Nay Maggie, and
we're on our date and the topic of being spontaneous
kind of came up and we both agreed that being
spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie, I
don't agree, but I agreed in the moment, okay, But
like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,
I thought when we were first talking, you had said
(01:49):
like you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
She called you out on you agree.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh I had to double down. I was like, what
are you talking about? Some spontaneous And I took one
of like the flowers out of the vase on the
table and I I just ate ate it.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
And you were going to give it to her, Jose,
did you not eat any of the roses that you bought.
I didn't. Okay, is she laughing or just drooling? Because
she's so turned on?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She's also hungry, and there was only one.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I was gonna eat that flower.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
She did laugh and she thought it was funny, but
she was like, are you sure you're not just weird?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I can't tell if it's a joke at this point
or not.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It could be, it should be.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now
I feel like I have to prove my point. So
the waiters walking by and I called him over. I
took one hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and
I tipped him mid meal.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
What WHOA? What did you say to him?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The way to be spontaneous?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I said, you're doing such a great job, but I
just want to give this to you now, letting you
know that we really like you. I can't even remember
what I went.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So you tipped early because you're spontaneous.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
And a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Was she impressed with it?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I don't know if she was impressed or.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of a
Jack in the box. So she was like, that's a
little unusual to do that. Here you're doing.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Flowers on the table jack Jack in the bye.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, So was that the spontaneous proving stop there?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
No one?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Huh, okay, Okay, there's more.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking
and she says kind of, I don't know, or she's like,
you know, it's okay if you're not spontaneous.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
But have you thought at any point of this is yourself?
But that's just not it's not how men think. Men
don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute, you're not
that army, and that's fine. You're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with you.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, you know, guys have to prove themselves.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
We do.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So what did you do?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I said,
I'll be right back and she's like, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You robbed the tattoo store. Oh wow, that.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
My got him. Robbing a tattoo store probably would have
been smarter.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Half an hour later and I've gotten a small what
do you call it? Like an infinity symbol.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why did you go with that?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Did you say you just left your date for a
half an hour? You didn't even bring her in the
shop with you.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, I should let her pick it out.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I wanted to surprise her because she has the same
tattoo on the same spot tattoo.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You hold on. What's her reaction?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
At first? I thought it would be great. So she
was like freaking out a little bit, like, oh my god,
I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of
then started laughing about it and was like, you know,
oh my god, you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Okay, Okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it there.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So she waited for a half an hour, was still
able to laugh. Yeh, it's questionable she waited.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
She should.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,
I would want to know how it ends.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You're saying, do it for the plot?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yea?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
For the plot?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm curious, what's he coming back with?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I hope that's the end of your spontaneity, or is
there more?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
He's like, then I cut off my hands.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay, no, I walked her home and and that was it.
But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from
her sin.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, you know, I don't know if you did, but
like this girl must mean a lot to you.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.
I feel like she was calling me out and I
felt like, okay, I had to defend myself. Even if
it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
She wasn't trying to bully you.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,
pick a random bar you should go to as minute.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I think what we're saying is we're all impressed. We're
all very impressed by how far you went in order
to make this woman like you.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
For a girl you kind of like.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, And so now we're gonna do even more spontaneity
when we spontaneously call her and ask her why she's
not giving you another chance. It's very planned to do
it every well, she's not gonna expect it. She's gonna
be like, wow, spontaneous phone call, second date update. I
want to date the word wrong.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
If we all have to get matching Infinity tattoos by
the end of this, and.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
We will do it, we will get the tattoo gun
out for your second date update right after this hold
on second date update. Some people get spontaneous on a
date by skinny dipping, or hopping a train together, or
hopping a train after skinny dipping. Is this the nude car?
(07:07):
There's no plastic on the seats here?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I like it, But why does it take so long
for you to get kicked off the train?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Like what they see you? But not for our listener, Patrick,
He proved that he was spontaneous tried by eating a
flour off their dinner table, tipping one hundred dollars before
the bill came, and then getting a shoulder tattoo all
mid date.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
How small is it? Can we ask?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Is asking how small are you? How small is it?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Maybe like an inch and a half.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, that's that's not very big.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Big.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
But the whole reason that he did it is because
Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to
step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, You're not
going to try and prove your spontaneous again over the
phone while we call.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Her, right, just a tattoo gun in the background.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I'm getting her name, trust me, I'm so over trying
to be spontaneously. I just want to be myself there
it is. I'm boring and that's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
If you want to boring, you're not.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Just don't say that because I was going to prove
how boring he don't say that. Just accept you are
who you are and we love it.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't think. Let's see what Maggie has to say.
It may have had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff.
It could be something else.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Wait to hear her side of the state and her
story from.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It has to do with the spontane There's no way
it's not. Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her
right now. We'll see what she has to say. If
she answers, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Hey, is this Maggie.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Guess who is speeching?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning him.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Maggie, the whole show's here.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Good morninge Hi guys, what is this about?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
This is this is about your love life?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Actually okay, okay, you're not you're dating life, because rumor
has it you recently went out with a guy named
Patrick and had a really fun time.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Oh okay, if you say that, does you say so?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I do say so.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I can't wait to hear how you described this date.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.
We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if
there was something weird about the date, if there was
something that you didn't like. Because he's a little bit
confused why you haven't met up again?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
He's confused why we haven't met up again?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit. Yeah,
there was some highlights that were brought up that.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Confused yea, some spontaneous moments that happened.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
It sounds like, yeah, I mean I don't even know
how to go about starting talking about this.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
But can we start with a flower at the table?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
It was like a fun flirting manter and then he
just eats a flower off the table.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Like a man, like shocked and appalled.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all
I do is laugh. But that's like permission to keep going?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Is it? Because? Is it because he didn't put ketchup
on the flower? Is that what it was? No? But
you're saying. Your nervous laughter kind of opened the door.
He thought, oh, she's laughing, I.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Should do this.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's like my seven year old I.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive when he tipped
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
It was strange, to say the least.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Why was that strange?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
It was strange because it's like, that's not how you
act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't
impressed because somebody like showed how much money they had.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're
still there, like you.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean, you guys are still going on the date.
It's not like you laughed or you said.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I mean, there had to be something good happening, right well,
I mean, how.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Do you even like, how would you leave that situation?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
You can't walk out the door, would you?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, okay, call my friend to come get me walking
out the door.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at
the end of the day. Can we skip to that.
We're all note, we want to know, on a scale
of one to ten, how badly did you want to
say I love you?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Right when he literally infinity.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
That was just like, actually insane.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You didn't like it. It's funny you said that because
we heard it was an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow,
that's like matching soulmates.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Really yeah, no, give it.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
You're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty minutes, like,
did you know that's what he was doing inside?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
I honestly I had no idea what was happening.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You were dead.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,
I like wanted to scream because he even asked me
what it was. I'm actually in the process of getting
it removed because that's the matoo I had with my ex.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Because there was a.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Matching tattoo that you had with your ex. Is that
what you just said?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yes, dude, Oh oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well now you don't have to get it removed because
it matches with your new boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
No sooner?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh god.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Isn't it crazy to say that two men in your
life has a.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Tattoo?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
They're not both in my life?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, I mean that's like your exit mark every time
you're done with Well, they're not. They're not totally out
of your life. Yet either, because here's something that's kind
of spontaneous and fun. Patrick has been waiting on the
other line, listening, wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Really yeah, I think he's still there. Patrick.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
God, as if.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
That tattoo story could I thought it couldn't get worse.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Now? Not not so great? Uh, I'm not sure what
to say. That is who? But you know what? Heye,
you're that your ex was not as spontaneous as I am.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Still keep going, what's that whole thing? It's like, it's
not a joke anymore. It's kind of just annoying at
this point.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Okay, try and be boring.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Now, that's what you said you were gonna do, right, Like,
that's what your goal was, to be yourself and show
her who you really are.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really
a real bad joke.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Okay, he's a jokester, know that he doesn't jokes.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I think he's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I feel best.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What
was he like?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
I don't even have to tell you. You like didn't even
talk to me on the date. It was all about
how you felt. I'm like, I don't need to tell
you anything about myself.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Do you know what? Really went on a date and
sat down and just witnessed a lot of weird.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
When we talked to him before we were on the
phone with you, he understands how dumb he was, and
he said he just wanted to be himself and get
a do over with you.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, he should have just admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I'm not, I swear.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I
think he is trying too hard and needs to get
a little bit more grounded with who he is, okay, And.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I think there are a lot of assumptions that were
made and I didn't like it, and I don't have
time to give other people chances.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So you're selfish? Oh my god, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
No, she has boundaries. Boundaries. There's what those are called, Brook.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
The point is we're trying to help our listener Patrick
get together with this woman that he really liked and
made a lot of effort to try and impress. He
did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and even
Patrick is that he went too far with that. We
want to reel it back so much, so, what do
you think about getting your tattoos removed together? And we
will pay for that.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Make it something else.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,
brand new future.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
With Patrick to pay for both of those too.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Patrick, don't come off his cheap right now.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay, Well, Brooke Herrety spent his one hundred dollars bill
on the waiter already, so we probably should step in. Maggie,
what do you think?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Okay, wow, all the effort, but it's going to.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Be a no for me.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her
now after hearing this. Oh god, he's fun, he's spontaneous,
he tried, Patrick, Do you and me want to You
want to get a beer with me sometime? Dude?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I can't wait to.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
When it comes to work up work next week, we're
going to get tattoos that you have to like press
your bodies together in order for them to make one
giant thing. Yeah, one cheek each.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Ok Patrick, that might be a little weird, a little
like too much for me. Okay, I'm the.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Weird one now, I've not rooking Jeffrey in the morning, man.
I am so disappointed.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Honestly, Really, you really thought that was going to turn
out differently.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I just feel like men are constantly trying to put
an extra effort to show that they care about these women.
They want to stand out, and they get roasted for
it on our show every single time. Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
All she wanted him to do was be himself.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
She didn't say that, did not. She said that, not
before the date, after the fact, she said it.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
She said it during the date. She said, you're trying
too hard. Just be you. Honestly the chase, do you
not listen to anything people say?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Really, I blame myself for this.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's all about you.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these
calls to make the other men appear more normal. I see,
that's my job. Although I did ask the guy to
grab a beer and get matching butt tattoos with me
at the end, so maybe I am growing.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
You got turned down though.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.
We're still willing to help you out, but let's give
guys some credit for effort.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah, ladies, Sure, yeah, look after room.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
We will call the person. We'll put in the effort
by calling that person who's not calling you back. So
email the show if you feel like you need a
little bit of help and go check out all of
our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke
and Jeffrey
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