December 11, 2024 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second date up date.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Not too long ago, brook taught me a very valuable
lesson on etiquette.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Okay, what was it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
She taught me that when you go to a party,
the number one rule is do not show up on time,
because that makes you look lame.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yes, well not just that, but like the host, like
I'm always running late, like I hate when people get there. No,
I haven't finished throwing everything in the closet before he
got to my house.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You need to show up late thirty minutes an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So I'm assuming the same rule applies to a first date. No,
don't show up on time, or else you'll look like
some desperate loser who has absolutely nothing going on.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
This is why you don't get social etiquette.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And that's why one of our listeners, Todd lives by
Brooks model because he was not on time and translation
he cool?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
No, what's cool?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Todd? Yeah? Are you?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Are you remorseful that you were?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Like Todd ole bit?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
But cool people aren't remorseful.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Brooke, Yeah, I had another beautiful attendee at my residence,
if you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh wow, wait, you double booked yourself for the same night.
I mean bold move.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Friend sounds to me like he had a holdover from
the night before.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You kind of got a little lost in the I
just lost track of time, but you thought this. This
is mad about that? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, I mean it could be if that's the reason
you gave your date that you were late.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Did you say that to.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Her, Todd? No, did you say that to her?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I don't even know where Todd, Who are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
The beautiful Monica?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh my god, Monica?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Monica?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
No, listen. Was I remorseful? Just a tad when I
got there and I saw how beautiful she was. This
is a lady that you're on time for. Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
The ugly people you're not on time for?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Is So how late did you you show up to
Monica's date?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I'm gonna say about forty five minutes later.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh dude, you're lucky she was still under an hour.
It's forgivable on traffic. At least.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
That was one of the excuses that I threw out there.
You know, some family is a different things, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And whatever, where were you meeting Monica?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I don't really want to disclose that, but I did
need her on tenders.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Why don't you want to say where you were meeting.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You don't have to say like the exact name of
the place, but a general you know business.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
We were there for brunch restaurant. Yeah, let's do that
at a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Let's do that.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Okay. I just don't want to give out too many
details and the event that this doesn't go well, you
know my other d she's still fine, Okay. I just
want to make sure we keep it everything in line here.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
All right, all right, you got.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The first girl on backup, just in case the second
date doesn't make.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
O case, you know how it is, right?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, sure, Let's focus on Monica though, tell us about
how is not going?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well? Well, you know, it was great. I mean, we
had some conversations a little bit about life, but I
just wanted to tell her about my truck. My truck
is red, beautiful rams. The interior is leather.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right. How many wheels on that truck?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
There's four of them?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Is eighteen wheelers, four of them?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I understand these guys are kind of like, you know,
letting you talk about the truck, But was Monica interested
in that at all?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No? Not. I'm glad you're aware we did get We
did get to the fact that not only is she beautiful,
but she has artistic skills. She's an interior designers about herself,
I mean, well I didn't really actually told me about it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, women always trying to like talk at you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So I suggested, listen, you do interior decorating my apartment. No,
inter that already he.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Made her work. He wanted to get free work.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Listen. I thought that that was interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But if she's truly passionate about what she does, she
probably enjoy doing that for you.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
No, what did she say? Did she do it?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well, she did come through and take a look, which
was to my surprise. Well not really because they called
me Todd to bot right, this is what I did.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, And I'm guessing the first girl was already gone
by that time, or was she hiding somewhere?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So why do you think I was forty five minutes late?
But I had to make sure everything was clear just
in case something like this happened.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Todd with a bod also has a brain's good.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What was Monica's reaction when she walked into your apartment?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well, I did see her eyes open up a little
bit to see how clean it was, you know, I
don't know what kind of guy she deals with, but
I didn't know that my lazy Boy chair that I
love so much. She didn't really take to that too well.
I didn't like that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And you're asking for an interior designer, right, not a
comfort expert. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Well, she needs to know where these things belong. Okay,
this is really like a part of me. I've had
this college right.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Wait? Okay, so you went ahead and argued with her
about her opinions on what you should have in your apartment.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
After no, no, no, no, no, I did do any argument.
I wanted to get the experience of the lazy Boy,
so I had to sit down and you know, I
got a little close and wanted to see where things
will go. But she was with that. She she kept
it professional. Right.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Is it my understanding that you tried to put the
moves on her while she was in the Lazy Boy?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah? And those moves would we work? You know the
lazy Boy when I lean it back.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Right, yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
After that, she just try of got up and left,
and I'm like, what what happened?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
After telling your story, do you feel like maybe you
didn't spend enough attention on her.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
And I mean, you know, I actually about her hair.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Now I have a personality when we have hair nails.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
For saying that.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Finally, it's nice that you.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, all right, so you like her though you want
to go out with her more than once?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, I thought she was beautiful.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Okay, okay, you have to have more than just you're
pretty to have chemistry with somebody, brother, you have to
be able to back and forth.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
And we talked that she does great work. She showed
me on Instagram stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And remember this segment isn't about like setting up lifelong loves.
It's about getting a second date.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Good boy, that's all that we're trying to do.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
So by love to have life along love with her,
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, in the back of your truck even maybe. So
let's see what we can do for you. Let's put
the lazy boy in that bed and really go to work.
But we're gonna come back and we'll call Monica and
get you your second date update.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
All right, Todd to bod hold on second date update.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Big trucks, hearty and lazy boys that recline all the
way back that's the ideal first date for a guy,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, but not sure how the ladies would feel about
something like that. I mean we didn't ask. We was
just saying not sure. Yeah, that's how our.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I mean, I think that's the point. You didn't ask
Monica either, He didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That is how our listener Todd the Bod rolled during
his first date with Monica. Thing is he is man
enough to admit mistakes were made?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Did he actually say that? I don't know if I
heard that. I thought I say it was like a
little bit regretful about having the other woman at his
house before she showed up.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That's a big ask for a man to admit that
he's a little bit regretful. Give him some credit. He's
also man enough to have a radio show help him
out with his dating life, broke. Is there any anything
else that you want to tell Todd before we call
Monica here?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You know, Todd, you say that you are really interested
in her. She is a beautiful woman. It just feels
like maybe you need to be more in tune with
her needs. Can you even ask a question? Yeah? Sure,
Alexis that could be a good start. Can you do that?
You think, Todd.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Sorry, Todd, didn't mean this to be an intervention.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, we're just trying to help you.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Any attention from the ladies is good, you know. I mean,
I take the coaching ladies. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay, So you're think, I like that somebody who can
listen to some constructive criticism. That's good. This is a
good step.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
You just for a few minutes, though, you guys, go
on and on.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Ok let's wrap this up, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Let's wrap it up, and let's call Monica and see
what she has to say, try and get you a
second date.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You ready, Todd, Let's do it all right?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hello, Hey, is this Monica.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Monica?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Sorry to lean back and relax a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Is this Monica chair trying to be more manly right now?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Want to play cool?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You're like man spreading.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Hi, Monica, I can't hill what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You're on the coolest radio show in town. You know
what show that would be? Monica answer.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
I have no clue, and I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She's playing it coy.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I feel you, Monica, But you're on with Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning right now?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Okay, Hi, guys, what what's going on on that one?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Hi Monica, We just have some questions for you if
you have some time.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Question one, how do you feel about trucks?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Gosh, they're fine?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Question two, how do you feel about one of our listeners, Todd,
who you ran out on a date with recently?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Sweet?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Him sweet? That would never be an adjective.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We're doing something with him called a second date update,
and he's trying to figure out why you two haven't
reconnected for.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
A second date.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
There is so many things. The date was, The date
was okay. There were some really good sweep things, you know,
like he pulled out.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The chair, he's too chivalrous for you.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
But he was late. He was super late for the date.
And I waited for a really long time.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I can't believe you were waiting that long. Did you
think in that forty five minutes that he ditched you?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Absolutely? I just was like, well, I'm just gonna have
a drink at the bar or whatever, like a might
I just enjoy my like start my afternoon off right
after being shut up?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, and Todd did mention to us that he was
really late, and he says he feels very very remorseful
about that.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Let's just tell me.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
At the time. I mean, I'm an interior designer. I
can't be late to job, right, and because of that
carries it to all my day, so I'm never late
for anything. But I still went for it and was like,
let me give them the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And it sounds like it must have been pretty good
because the two of you ended up back at his place.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Do people always ask you for help when you tell
them you're an interior designer?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
They do? And I don't mind offering up help for that,
Like it's it's a gift, right, Like I have an idea,
you like it? Okay, I don't mind sharing. So when
he said, oh, I have my apartment needs to be redecorated,
like I was weary because you know guys will say
that and just want to get you to the house,
it was like, let me again give them the benefit
of the doubt.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Interesting, I don't know why you would do that, but okay,
you know.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I definitely didn't. It definitely changed once I got there.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, that's what I think, That's what we're all most
interested in, Like, what was it about being at his
place that kind of turned you off?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
If you were turned off.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Well, it was it was fine. We were just showing
me the rooms and talking about the things that they
wanted to do, and they changed in the rooms and
then he started talking about his lazy boy chair and
I was like, okay, I'm not a family a boy.
But he was like do you like it? And I
was like sure, it's nice. I didn't want to offend him.
And then he started pating my hair and he was like,
(12:17):
I bet you do, and it started getting really wezy.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, well you said for yourself right before, like thirty
seconds ago, that this is what you knew was going
to happen, but you wanted to do some benefit of
the doubt thing.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Yes, And I mean I didn't feel unsafe.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
I kind of like awkwardly got up. I'm like trying
to get give myself a space. And then he's started
talking about how he needs a new roommate and like,
if you ever need one, if you need a roommate,
I'm looking for a new one. And I was at
that point, I was just I was like, you know
what it's gidding I have some things I gotta do
and I laughed.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
So it sounds like you. I mean you were attracted
to Todd. You like Todd. It just got too tense,
too much, too soon.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yeah too.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh well, I don't want to. I hope you can
handle just a.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Little bit more, because hot Todd with the bot is
actually on the other line right now and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Know, you didn't see anything mean a.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Love? How you doing it?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
She just said it was too much, Todd, don't love?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Hey are you doing love? Hearing that sweet little voice
to yours? But I did over here?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The voice is great time. Were you hearing the words
that is coming from the voice.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I mean, it's just sweet music every time she speaks.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
So yes, you know, I'm gonna have to just say
this is I thought that me ignoring your phone calls
and texts wasn't enough for you to get the point
like it did not go well, no, it did not.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You just needed to refresh, you know.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
And I know it seems like you're one of those
guys as well. You don't take no for an answer.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Oh you know, I think that we had you know,
you came over. Yeah, Monica, baby, Listen, baby, I think
what's going on. You know, you have to understand when
you have a great opportunity here, listen, time the body
(14:33):
selling the truck?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Are you selling yourself?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Have no idea?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
How many guys do you meet that has such a
great interior like that? I mean, like I got my
initials in the head rest time when I put it
in there, right, that's.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Pretty cool, Monica. You don't want to look back on
this with regret.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I am.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
I am already regretting, answering and staying on this phone call, y'all,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Why all right, Tom Todd, Todd, we need you. We
need you to take a break.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
We need you to Todd, Todd, Bro Tod, we need
you to take a break from talking and just listen
for a second, Okay, because I need to ask Monica,
would you like to go out with Todd for a
once in a life? Hold on, Todd, Hold on top, Monica.
I want you to picture yourself leaning slowly back in
(15:29):
a very comfortable lazy boy all right, and.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Having the best night of your life with Todd. Never
do you understand that, Todd, Monica, Babe, we get through this.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Your number is going to be blocked on my phone.
Do not call me again.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
These people get up too early in the morning. They're
not really in the right.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
So it's sounding to me like Monica just missed out
on another day with the world's most interesting man.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Is that what it sounds like to you?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That's how we're going to spin it today.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
If your truck is the most interesting part of you.
I don't think that you.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Clazy, I'm not. I don't really think that was funny. Guys.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It didn't work out for you this time, Todd, but
maybe next time you always have the first girl.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Hey, guys, I mean where's the broco? Is there any broke?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, You're right, you know what. This
was my bad. That was my fault. I'm sorry, rookie
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That second date update made me think of you know
that famous saying, if at first you don't succeed, try
try again.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's a terrible saying for this.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Jeff Tug added like eighteen hundred tries after the first three.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
And I love our listeners, Todd. I don't know. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The listener in general.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
He just do.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
We just play in the background, and he has no
idea what we're saying. You just like a lot of
these guys, But there is something to be said about
a man who knows what he wants.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, why are you still trying to I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Todd obviously does have some work to do on himself.
If he could just shut up for two seconds, he
might actually learn something.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I mean, maybe there's a woman who doesn't like to
talk that will find him well with them the night before, Yeah,
I don't think they were talking. That's where the secret.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Lies get right to business.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But if you ever want to get a second date
up date, remember you can always email the show. We'll
call the person who isn't calling you back. Find all
the second date updates on our podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah, just search Brooke and Jeffrey like Spotify, Apple Podcasts,
wherever you Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
Second date up date.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Not too long ago, brook taught me a very valuable
lesson on etiquette.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Okay, what was it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
She taught me that when you go to a party,
the number one rule is do not show up on time,
because that makes you look lame.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yes, well not just that, but like the host, like
I'm always running late, like I hate when people get there. No,
I haven't finished throwing everything in the closet before he
got to my house.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You need to show up late thirty minutes an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So I'm assuming the same rule applies to a first date. No,
don't show up on time, or else you'll look like
some desperate loser who has absolutely nothing going on.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
This is why you don't get social etiquette.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And that's why one of our listeners, Todd lives by
Brooks model because he was not on time and translation
he cool?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
No, what's cool?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Todd? Yeah? Are you?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Are you remorseful that you were?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Like Todd ole bit?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
But cool people aren't remorseful.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Brooke, Yeah, I had another beautiful attendee at my residence,
if you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh wow, wait, you double booked yourself for the same night.
I mean bold move.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Friend sounds to me like he had a holdover from
the night before.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You kind of got a little lost in the I
just lost track of time, but you thought this. This
is mad about that? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, I mean it could be if that's the reason
you gave your date that you were late.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Did you say that to.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Her, Todd? No, did you say that to her?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I don't even know where Todd, Who are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
The beautiful Monica?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh my god, Monica?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Monica?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
No, listen. Was I remorseful? Just a tad when I
got there and I saw how beautiful she was. This
is a lady that you're on time for. Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
The ugly people you're not on time for?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Is So how late did you you show up to
Monica's date?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I'm gonna say about forty five minutes later.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh dude, you're lucky she was still under an hour.
It's forgivable on traffic. At least.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
That was one of the excuses that I threw out there.
You know, some family is a different things, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And whatever, where were you meeting Monica?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I don't really want to disclose that, but I did
need her on tenders.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Why don't you want to say where you were meeting.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You don't have to say like the exact name of
the place, but a general you know business.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
We were there for brunch restaurant. Yeah, let's do that
at a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Let's do that.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Okay. I just don't want to give out too many
details and the event that this doesn't go well, you
know my other d she's still fine, Okay. I just
want to make sure we keep it everything in line here.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
All right, all right, you got.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The first girl on backup, just in case the second
date doesn't make.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
O case, you know how it is, right?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, sure, Let's focus on Monica though, tell us about
how is not going?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well? Well, you know, it was great. I mean, we
had some conversations a little bit about life, but I
just wanted to tell her about my truck. My truck
is red, beautiful rams. The interior is leather.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right. How many wheels on that truck?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
There's four of them?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Is eighteen wheelers, four of them?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I understand these guys are kind of like, you know,
letting you talk about the truck, But was Monica interested
in that at all?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No? Not. I'm glad you're aware we did get We
did get to the fact that not only is she beautiful,
but she has artistic skills. She's an interior designers about herself,
I mean, well I didn't really actually told me about it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, women always trying to like talk at you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So I suggested, listen, you do interior decorating my apartment. No,
inter that already he.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Made her work. He wanted to get free work.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Listen. I thought that that was interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But if she's truly passionate about what she does, she
probably enjoy doing that for you.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
No, what did she say? Did she do it?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well, she did come through and take a look, which
was to my surprise. Well not really because they called
me Todd to bot right, this is what I did.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, And I'm guessing the first girl was already gone
by that time, or was she hiding somewhere?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So why do you think I was forty five minutes late?
But I had to make sure everything was clear just
in case something like this happened.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Todd with a bod also has a brain's good.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What was Monica's reaction when she walked into your apartment?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well, I did see her eyes open up a little
bit to see how clean it was, you know, I
don't know what kind of guy she deals with, but
I didn't know that my lazy Boy chair that I
love so much. She didn't really take to that too well.
I didn't like that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And you're asking for an interior designer, right, not a
comfort expert. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Well, she needs to know where these things belong. Okay,
this is really like a part of me. I've had
this college right.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Wait? Okay, so you went ahead and argued with her
about her opinions on what you should have in your apartment.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
After no, no, no, no, no, I did do any argument.
I wanted to get the experience of the lazy Boy,
so I had to sit down and you know, I
got a little close and wanted to see where things
will go. But she was with that. She she kept
it professional. Right.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Is it my understanding that you tried to put the
moves on her while she was in the Lazy Boy?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah? And those moves would we work? You know the
lazy Boy when I lean it back.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Right, yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
After that, she just try of got up and left,
and I'm like, what what happened?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
After telling your story, do you feel like maybe you
didn't spend enough attention on her.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
And I mean, you know, I actually about her hair.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Now I have a personality when we have hair nails.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
For saying that.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Finally, it's nice that you.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, all right, so you like her though you want
to go out with her more than once?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, I thought she was beautiful.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Okay, okay, you have to have more than just you're
pretty to have chemistry with somebody, brother, you have to
be able to back and forth.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
And we talked that she does great work. She showed
me on Instagram stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And remember this segment isn't about like setting up lifelong loves.
It's about getting a second date.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Good boy, that's all that we're trying to do.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
So by love to have life along love with her,
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, in the back of your truck even maybe. So
let's see what we can do for you. Let's put
the lazy boy in that bed and really go to work.
But we're gonna come back and we'll call Monica and
get you your second date update.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
All right, Todd to bod hold on second date update.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Big trucks, hearty and lazy boys that recline all the
way back that's the ideal first date for a guy,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, but not sure how the ladies would feel about
something like that. I mean we didn't ask. We was
just saying not sure. Yeah, that's how our.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I mean, I think that's the point. You didn't ask
Monica either, He didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That is how our listener Todd the Bod rolled during
his first date with Monica. Thing is he is man
enough to admit mistakes were made?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Did he actually say that? I don't know if I
heard that. I thought I say it was like a
little bit regretful about having the other woman at his
house before she showed up.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That's a big ask for a man to admit that
he's a little bit regretful. Give him some credit. He's
also man enough to have a radio show help him
out with his dating life, broke. Is there any anything
else that you want to tell Todd before we call
Monica here?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You know, Todd, you say that you are really interested
in her. She is a beautiful woman. It just feels
like maybe you need to be more in tune with
her needs. Can you even ask a question? Yeah? Sure,
Alexis that could be a good start. Can you do that?
You think, Todd.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Sorry, Todd, didn't mean this to be an intervention.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, we're just trying to help you.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Any attention from the ladies is good, you know. I mean,
I take the coaching ladies. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay, So you're think, I like that somebody who can
listen to some constructive criticism. That's good. This is a
good step.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
You just for a few minutes, though, you guys, go
on and on.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Ok let's wrap this up, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Let's wrap it up, and let's call Monica and see
what she has to say, try and get you a
second date.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You ready, Todd, Let's do it all right?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hello, Hey, is this Monica.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Monica?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Sorry to lean back and relax a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Is this Monica chair trying to be more manly right now?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Want to play cool?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You're like man spreading.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Hi, Monica, I can't hill what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You're on the coolest radio show in town. You know
what show that would be? Monica answer.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
I have no clue, and I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She's playing it coy.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I feel you, Monica, But you're on with Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning right now?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Okay, Hi, guys, what what's going on on that one?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Hi Monica, We just have some questions for you if
you have some time.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Question one, how do you feel about trucks?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Gosh, they're fine?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Question two, how do you feel about one of our listeners, Todd,
who you ran out on a date with recently?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Sweet?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Him sweet? That would never be an adjective.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We're doing something with him called a second date update,
and he's trying to figure out why you two haven't
reconnected for.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
A second date.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
There is so many things. The date was, The date
was okay. There were some really good sweep things, you know,
like he pulled out.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The chair, he's too chivalrous for you.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
But he was late. He was super late for the date.
And I waited for a really long time.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I can't believe you were waiting that long. Did you
think in that forty five minutes that he ditched you?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Absolutely? I just was like, well, I'm just gonna have
a drink at the bar or whatever, like a might
I just enjoy my like start my afternoon off right
after being shut up?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, and Todd did mention to us that he was
really late, and he says he feels very very remorseful
about that.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Let's just tell me.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
At the time. I mean, I'm an interior designer. I
can't be late to job, right, and because of that
carries it to all my day, so I'm never late
for anything. But I still went for it and was like,
let me give them the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And it sounds like it must have been pretty good
because the two of you ended up back at his place.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Do people always ask you for help when you tell
them you're an interior designer?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
They do? And I don't mind offering up help for that,
Like it's it's a gift, right, Like I have an idea,
you like it? Okay, I don't mind sharing. So when
he said, oh, I have my apartment needs to be redecorated,
like I was weary because you know guys will say
that and just want to get you to the house,
it was like, let me again give them the benefit
of the doubt.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Interesting, I don't know why you would do that, but okay,
you know.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I definitely didn't. It definitely changed once I got there.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, that's what I think, That's what we're all most
interested in, Like, what was it about being at his
place that kind of turned you off?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
If you were turned off.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Well, it was it was fine. We were just showing
me the rooms and talking about the things that they
wanted to do, and they changed in the rooms and
then he started talking about his lazy boy chair and
I was like, okay, I'm not a family a boy.
But he was like do you like it? And I
was like sure, it's nice. I didn't want to offend him.
And then he started pating my hair and he was like,
(12:17):
I bet you do, and it started getting really wezy.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, well you said for yourself right before, like thirty
seconds ago, that this is what you knew was going
to happen, but you wanted to do some benefit of
the doubt thing.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Yes, And I mean I didn't feel unsafe.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
I kind of like awkwardly got up. I'm like trying
to get give myself a space. And then he's started
talking about how he needs a new roommate and like,
if you ever need one, if you need a roommate,
I'm looking for a new one. And I was at
that point, I was just I was like, you know
what it's gidding I have some things I gotta do
and I laughed.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
So it sounds like you. I mean you were attracted
to Todd. You like Todd. It just got too tense,
too much, too soon.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yeah too.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh well, I don't want to. I hope you can
handle just a.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Little bit more, because hot Todd with the bot is
actually on the other line right now and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Know, you didn't see anything mean a.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Love? How you doing it?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
She just said it was too much, Todd, don't love?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Hey are you doing love? Hearing that sweet little voice
to yours? But I did over here?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The voice is great time. Were you hearing the words
that is coming from the voice.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I mean, it's just sweet music every time she speaks.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
So yes, you know, I'm gonna have to just say
this is I thought that me ignoring your phone calls
and texts wasn't enough for you to get the point
like it did not go well, no, it did not.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You just needed to refresh, you know.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
And I know it seems like you're one of those
guys as well. You don't take no for an answer.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Oh you know, I think that we had you know,
you came over. Yeah, Monica, baby, Listen, baby, I think
what's going on. You know, you have to understand when
you have a great opportunity here, listen, time the body
(14:33):
selling the truck?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Are you selling yourself?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Have no idea?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
How many guys do you meet that has such a
great interior like that? I mean, like I got my
initials in the head rest time when I put it
in there, right, that's.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Pretty cool, Monica. You don't want to look back on
this with regret.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I am.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
I am already regretting, answering and staying on this phone call, y'all,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Why all right, Tom Todd, Todd, we need you. We
need you to take a break.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
We need you to Todd, Todd, Bro Tod, we need
you to take a break from talking and just listen
for a second, Okay, because I need to ask Monica,
would you like to go out with Todd for a
once in a life? Hold on, Todd, Hold on top, Monica.
I want you to picture yourself leaning slowly back in
(15:29):
a very comfortable lazy boy all right, and.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Having the best night of your life with Todd. Never
do you understand that, Todd, Monica, Babe, we get through this.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Your number is going to be blocked on my phone.
Do not call me again.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
These people get up too early in the morning. They're
not really in the right.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
So it's sounding to me like Monica just missed out
on another day with the world's most interesting man.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Is that what it sounds like to you?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That's how we're going to spin it today.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
If your truck is the most interesting part of you.
I don't think that you.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Clazy, I'm not. I don't really think that was funny. Guys.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It didn't work out for you this time, Todd, but
maybe next time you always have the first girl.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Hey, guys, I mean where's the broco? Is there any broke?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, You're right, you know what. This
was my bad. That was my fault. I'm sorry, rookie
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That second date update made me think of you know
that famous saying, if at first you don't succeed, try
try again.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's a terrible saying for this.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Jeff Tug added like eighteen hundred tries after the first three.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
And I love our listeners, Todd. I don't know. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The listener in general.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
He just do.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
We just play in the background, and he has no
idea what we're saying. You just like a lot of
these guys, But there is something to be said about
a man who knows what he wants.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, why are you still trying to I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Todd obviously does have some work to do on himself.
If he could just shut up for two seconds, he
might actually learn something.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I mean, maybe there's a woman who doesn't like to
talk that will find him well with them the night before, Yeah,
I don't think they were talking. That's where the secret.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Lies get right to business.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But if you ever want to get a second date
up date, remember you can always email the show. We'll
call the person who isn't calling you back. Find all
the second date updates on our podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah, just search Brooke and Jeffrey like Spotify, Apple Podcasts,
wherever you Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
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