December 18, 2024 • 8 mins
It's a Christmas-themed edition of 3 Seconds With Alexis!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Does anyone here still send out Christmas cards? I don't
have anywhere. I never did either, never.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I mean, what are you normally supposed to write in them?
Do you normally say like, Merry Christmas or happy Holidays
from our family to yours?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You know, it's an update on everyone in the face.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I think it's just supposed to be your best pictures
of the year, and that's all you said.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Apparently a new survey says that's outdated. You're not supposed
to You're not supposed to say those things anymore, because
now the cool modern thing that you're supposed to be
writing in your Christmas cards is.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, we're late.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Now we gotta do w C II.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Which clip is it to viral down bites from the internet?
Normly enough time to play one of them. Let's get
right into your choices with option one. That's a forty
second clip. I have been pitching to you since early April,
and it has been denied so many times.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It is now so offering from.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Low self esteem and mild depression. I used to be
able to guilt you guys into picking clips, and I'm
hoping that still works today. Somewhere deep down in your
dark hearts, you will vote for this parody song by
a female real estate agent desperate to sell a sweet
little house?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Are on interest is really reflective of the real estate
market right now?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Or new on option too?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
A fifteen second clip of a selfish toddler who nine
percent of the time only thinks about herself except this once,
when she tries to calm down her crying baby sister
by singing to her.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
But her song choice is.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
A little unorthodoxed. It sounds like I personally would still go.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
With number one. But what's it gonna be?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Reel to song affies or offensive lullabies?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Offensive lullabies done?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Offensive lullabies? Oh my god, a real estate agent. Let's
hear the sound of a selfish toddler trying to calm
down her crying baby sister with a strange song choice.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It's a real so we will.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, I'm so happy from her?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That was which climb?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Let's get into the shock collar question of the day
with the man who rocks us every single morning, okay
with Trivia Digital Shake.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Have any of you in this room ever wondered what
Christmas was like for our own Alexis fuller when she
was a child. Every day I think about that, You mean,
like ten years ago. Well, it turns out it was
more magical than you might think. Every year her family
had a disney the Christmas Tree with a small Barbie
themed tree in Alexis's room. You got your own tree
(03:08):
that They left milk and cookies out for Santa, and
they threw baby carrots out in the yard for Rudolph
and the reindeer, but.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
They could come in the grass for their food.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But her strongest memory from the holiday season was asking
her parents for an electric scooter and never getting one.
Year after year after year. They soul crushing disappointment. They
knew from a young age what you're driving habits would
be like yeah, protect again. She was angry, and she cried,
(03:46):
and she dreamed of writing on her two wheeled Pegasus
to the local discount canning salon, but it never happened. So,
even though this may be difficult to swallow, today, we're
gonna bring Alexis back to her childhood and give her
trivia questions all about Christmas in a special holiday edition
of three and a half Seconds with Alexis Carrots for Europe. First,
(04:16):
your category is famous Christmas stories from the eighteen hundreds
bet on her or against her? Oh dang.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I mean the muppets have done enough in the movie
section to cover some of these eighteen hundreds Christmas carols,
you know, like the Charles Dick and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Because I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Relying on her reading them, but I think that.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
They've been turned into enough films that she's gonna know. Okay,
she's betting on Alexis. Alexis finished this famous line from
the poem Twas the Night before Christmas. It the stockings
were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that
Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled
all snug in their beds while visions of blank danced
(05:06):
in their heads. I know, visions of Uh, it's like
sugar plums dance in.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Their ass is like sugar plums.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Sugar, I'll take sugar plums, which is I'm glad you
didn't say sugar, daddy, something different. Sugar plums. You nailed that.
And brook is safe because she bet on Alexis. They
are now to Jeffrey. Okay, jeff your category is the
same famous eighteen hundreds Christmas poem really good. I just did.
(05:38):
I know you gotta go with her.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Maybe Alexis doesn't remember this, but I think her mom,
Barb did read her this story when she was growing up.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
She had the book in.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
One hand, a fifth of vodka in the Yeah. I
had to finish the whole thing by the end of
the poem. So I'm gonna say she gets this next one, right,
Jeff betting on Alexis, finish this line. When out on
the lawn there arose such a clatter. I sprang from
the bed to see what was the matter. Away to
(06:08):
the window, I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And oh no, I tore open the shutters and there
was reindeer.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Stash that I am going to give you a point
for rhyming, and I'm going to take it away for
you being in correct. We're looking for. Tore open the
shutters and threw up the sash. You never know when
you need to study eighteen hundred windows. So Jeff, you bet
(06:38):
on her. You're getting shot. Jose will you join Jeff,
I don't know. We'll see your category is still the
same famous Christmas poem. Who would have guessed? He said,
it's so hard to judge. She's got one. I tell you,
(07:00):
I actually know this poem by heart. It gets more complicated,
it gets harder.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's gonna get into some serious eighteen lingo.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm gonna say I do not think he's gonna get
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
To say that. Betting against Alexis finished the line more
rapid than eagles. His coursers.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
They came poem, and he whistled and shouted and called
them by name now Dasher, now dancer, now Prancer and
Vixen on comment on Cupid, on.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
On Connor on Cupid, you sound like you were hitting
the head. We got Connor, trap boy reindeer. I got it,
you said Connor and Vixen Vixen. I already said Connor
not a reindeer. I was looking for Donner and Blitzen.
(07:55):
I wouldn't even accept the original German dunder and Blixen Connor,
Vincent's not gonna count Jose. You bet against her. He's
a great guest and you're gonna be saved. Jeff's getting shot.
And that was three and a half seconds with Alexis
and Alexis.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Can we have a new holiday song about Connor? The
radio so I'm gonna get shot, and somebody wanted to
hear Blue Christmas by Elvish.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Hell Blue.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We're out.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Like my voice is gonna.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I wanted to ask I had shot question about the day.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
We're moving on and getting into your phone tap in
just a few minutes
Does anyone here still send out Christmas cards? I don't
have anywhere. I never did either, never.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I mean, what are you normally supposed to write in them?
Do you normally say like, Merry Christmas or happy Holidays
from our family to yours?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You know, it's an update on everyone in the face.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I think it's just supposed to be your best pictures
of the year, and that's all you said.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Apparently a new survey says that's outdated. You're not supposed
to You're not supposed to say those things anymore, because
now the cool modern thing that you're supposed to be
writing in your Christmas cards is.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, we're late.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Now we gotta do w C II.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Which clip is it to viral down bites from the internet?
Normly enough time to play one of them. Let's get
right into your choices with option one. That's a forty
second clip. I have been pitching to you since early April,
and it has been denied so many times.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It is now so offering from.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Low self esteem and mild depression. I used to be
able to guilt you guys into picking clips, and I'm
hoping that still works today. Somewhere deep down in your
dark hearts, you will vote for this parody song by
a female real estate agent desperate to sell a sweet
little house?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Are on interest is really reflective of the real estate
market right now?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Or new on option too?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
A fifteen second clip of a selfish toddler who nine
percent of the time only thinks about herself except this once,
when she tries to calm down her crying baby sister
by singing to her.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
But her song choice is.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
A little unorthodoxed. It sounds like I personally would still go.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
With number one. But what's it gonna be?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Reel to song affies or offensive lullabies?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Offensive lullabies done?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Offensive lullabies? Oh my god, a real estate agent. Let's
hear the sound of a selfish toddler trying to calm
down her crying baby sister with a strange song choice.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It's a real so we will.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, I'm so happy from her?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That was which climb?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Let's get into the shock collar question of the day
with the man who rocks us every single morning, okay
with Trivia Digital Shake.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Have any of you in this room ever wondered what
Christmas was like for our own Alexis fuller when she
was a child. Every day I think about that, You mean,
like ten years ago. Well, it turns out it was
more magical than you might think. Every year her family
had a disney the Christmas Tree with a small Barbie
themed tree in Alexis's room. You got your own tree
(03:08):
that They left milk and cookies out for Santa, and
they threw baby carrots out in the yard for Rudolph
and the reindeer, but.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
They could come in the grass for their food.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But her strongest memory from the holiday season was asking
her parents for an electric scooter and never getting one.
Year after year after year. They soul crushing disappointment. They
knew from a young age what you're driving habits would
be like yeah, protect again. She was angry, and she cried,
(03:46):
and she dreamed of writing on her two wheeled Pegasus
to the local discount canning salon, but it never happened. So,
even though this may be difficult to swallow, today, we're
gonna bring Alexis back to her childhood and give her
trivia questions all about Christmas in a special holiday edition
of three and a half Seconds with Alexis Carrots for Europe. First,
(04:16):
your category is famous Christmas stories from the eighteen hundreds
bet on her or against her? Oh dang.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I mean the muppets have done enough in the movie
section to cover some of these eighteen hundreds Christmas carols,
you know, like the Charles Dick and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Because I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Relying on her reading them, but I think that.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
They've been turned into enough films that she's gonna know. Okay,
she's betting on Alexis. Alexis finished this famous line from
the poem Twas the Night before Christmas. It the stockings
were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that
Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled
all snug in their beds while visions of blank danced
(05:06):
in their heads. I know, visions of Uh, it's like
sugar plums dance in.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Their ass is like sugar plums.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Sugar, I'll take sugar plums, which is I'm glad you
didn't say sugar, daddy, something different. Sugar plums. You nailed that.
And brook is safe because she bet on Alexis. They
are now to Jeffrey. Okay, jeff your category is the
same famous eighteen hundreds Christmas poem really good. I just did.
(05:38):
I know you gotta go with her.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Maybe Alexis doesn't remember this, but I think her mom,
Barb did read her this story when she was growing up.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
She had the book in.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
One hand, a fifth of vodka in the Yeah. I
had to finish the whole thing by the end of
the poem. So I'm gonna say she gets this next one, right,
Jeff betting on Alexis, finish this line. When out on
the lawn there arose such a clatter. I sprang from
the bed to see what was the matter. Away to
(06:08):
the window, I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And oh no, I tore open the shutters and there
was reindeer.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Stash that I am going to give you a point
for rhyming, and I'm going to take it away for
you being in correct. We're looking for. Tore open the
shutters and threw up the sash. You never know when
you need to study eighteen hundred windows. So Jeff, you bet
(06:38):
on her. You're getting shot. Jose will you join Jeff,
I don't know. We'll see your category is still the
same famous Christmas poem. Who would have guessed? He said,
it's so hard to judge. She's got one. I tell you,
(07:00):
I actually know this poem by heart. It gets more complicated,
it gets harder.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's gonna get into some serious eighteen lingo.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm gonna say I do not think he's gonna get
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
To say that. Betting against Alexis finished the line more
rapid than eagles. His coursers.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
They came poem, and he whistled and shouted and called
them by name now Dasher, now dancer, now Prancer and
Vixen on comment on Cupid, on.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
On Connor on Cupid, you sound like you were hitting
the head. We got Connor, trap boy reindeer. I got it,
you said Connor and Vixen Vixen. I already said Connor
not a reindeer. I was looking for Donner and Blitzen.
(07:55):
I wouldn't even accept the original German dunder and Blixen Connor,
Vincent's not gonna count Jose. You bet against her. He's
a great guest and you're gonna be saved. Jeff's getting shot.
And that was three and a half seconds with Alexis
and Alexis.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Can we have a new holiday song about Connor? The
radio so I'm gonna get shot, and somebody wanted to
hear Blue Christmas by Elvish.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Hell Blue.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We're out.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Like my voice is gonna.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I wanted to ask I had shot question about the day.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
We're moving on and getting into your phone tap in
just a few minutes
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