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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Would you guys be surprised if I accidentally found a
memo on the office printer from management saying we're only
six weeks away from collecting enough audio so we can
launch the AI version of Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh no, everyone, is that you?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Or is that AI you? Jose? How do we know?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We know?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Is Alexis?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
To say the word like twelve more times and we
are good to launch.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's all.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
It locks in.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I want to hear it too.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
I feel like AI US at this point right now
is going to be like AI photos of us, which
are not cute.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Oh my god, yea awful.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's the thing, because it has already started, at least
the visual part.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Cause you didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
One of our radio affiliates posted the AI versions of
us online.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
AI generated folks. Yeah, they skipped out. I'm doing Alexis,
which I think is a total slap in the face. Yeah,
i'd feel important for ones, but let's go through all
the pictures real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
For Jose, they made kind of a heavier set version
and literally put duct tape over his mouth, probably because
the A I couldn't generate your gorgeous lips.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I think this is what people think I look like
like another one hundred pounds, even more another one hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Not just people, computers like that.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
The pictures were supposed to be taking that one guy
with the Saratoga Morning wake up viral video.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'm putting our faces on tape.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I mean it made him pretty accurate.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
He didn't know it did.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That doesn't look like Jose at all.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Mine is very accurate. Look, they got me dunk in
my face and an ice bag, gave you giant arms
that don't exist. Well, they're a little bit small, Ai.
I'll give him credit.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Honestly, Jeffrey looks the most like himself.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I do not agree.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Then there's Brook and what happened. Unfortunately one hundred percent
spot on rubbing up nan appeal on her face, except
maybe her glasses aren't quite big enough from the office.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
What an insult? What insult? The AI me isn't prettier serious?
So I am so segment for Radio.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yes, I'm just gonna tell you this is what I
think of Ai Brook.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
She's hideous.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I thought Ai Brook would be more self confident than
this than the photo take her down. I hate AI.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Are you listening? AI don't like you?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Wow, she's hating herself.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
When the new show kicks in, I don't think they're
going to fancy you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
We're gonna have all of the photos up on our
socials at Brook and Jeffrey. Why are we reposting this
just to make sure our human reputations are fully ruined
so that our AI selves can take off in their careers.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We're going to get into the jock dock question of
the day with our AI digital producer.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Who's all I little a there, Digital Jake. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Welcome to G four by four day. Hey all right,
oh it is somebody doc me. Today we celebrate the
legendary four wheeled off road beast that makes you feel
like an adventurer, even if the wildless churin you've ever
tackled is just the local mall parking lot.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So, in honor of this fantastic forsum of tires, we're
putting your brain into four wheel drive during a special
Famous Foursomes edition of twenty of twenty. Here's how it works.
You guys say number one through twenty. I'll give you
a hint about an iconic group from music or TV,
film or history that comes in fours. Oh, one of
(03:40):
those types of forums you just you just have to
name them to stay in the game. We'll start with
the woman who's waiting for me to finish talking so
she can check out and go on her phone. Alexis, Yes,
alexis number one through twenty. Please your famous Foesome hint
is their town has been destroyed at least thirty seven times,
but somehow school is never canceled. What famous forcemen? Am
(04:04):
I talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
TV?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Music, movies, history.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
To be TV and a talent's destroyed?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Is there any high school four some?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Because if their school is still not canceled, it's like
they're still in school.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I think I figured it out.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
High school Musical, just because I like it.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
High School Musical.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
High school was destroyed by great songs.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm sure they had four students at that school. High
School Musical in character speaking of South Park, Stan, Kyle
Cartman and Kenny before to get there, Brook eight is
off the board. How about a number obviously four? Brook?
Your famous for some hint? Is this they proved retirement
is just a second act for sarcasm and cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Cake.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I mean, so someone who's come back out of retirement
a bunch of times. Is there four members of Aerosmith's
CA have to do it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There's one group of girls.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, I think we all. They all loved streaming.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
About Is it the Golden Girl?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It is the Golden Girls?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh my god, I don't remember cheesecake? Is that iconic
to the.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Gold favorite thing?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Jose? Four and eight are off the board? Number from you?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Fourteen? Your famous for? Some hint? Is this four stone
faced guys who have seen every bad vacation outfit ever?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Stone face.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm a media and I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Not even kidding.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I'm immediately faking Mount Rushmore because the Stone people go
on vacation.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Jose, it is Mount Rushmore. Can you name the four
presidents of Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Jose?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I will take a wiley coyote.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I think porky pig.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Jeffery, it's your turn. Four, eight and fourteen are off
the board. Two two, Jeffery. Your famous for some hint?
Is this saving the world as their side hustle. Family
drama is their full time.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Job saving the world.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So they're super heros.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah, family drama. So they're relatives of mine.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Good. I was thinking, like the Incredibles, but there's five
of them.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, I totally thought it was Jack Jack.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, I guess it could still be.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It could be incredible.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Fantastic four is the only force I could think of.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Jeffery said, Fantastic four.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
That is.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Incorrect. It was Incredibles one.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Before Jack Jack came along.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
The only Incredibles I recognize the Incredibles one, Jack Jack
adds to the character. Yes, brilliant, brook We're back to you.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You need a number, Okay, give me number nineteen, Brook.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Your famous force ofme? Hint is their D and D
Knights have a higher body count than yours.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Oh, it's voice from Stranger Things, Stranger Things.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Kids, Mike, Dustin Lucas and Will Jose. It's your turn.
If you get this right, you and Brookly share today's crown.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Let's go, as the French say, I'm gonna I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Gonna pick three for your your famous Foresome hint is
a stand up comic, a terrible dancer, a neurotic mess,
and a human fever dream walk into a coffee shop.
What famous for some is this? What was the old
group with Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I feel like it's the redneck stand ups.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, the blue collar comedy.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
But they would all be comics.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, I gotta go with a sign, fell Brook and Jose.
When today's edition plenty of twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
So Brook and Jose gets to choose who gets shocked
while singing let it be by the Beatles, a four
member band.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Who's it gonna be the Beatles?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Jeff Uhring, John Paul and Jake.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
We the Species Beatles.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yeah, my bad on that one.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
When I find myself in times of trouble, to Maory.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Comes to me speaking words of wisdom.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Let it be what kind of feeling that this morning?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Spring it back?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Two?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Shock colic question of the day. Phone apps coming up
in just a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning