January 15, 2025 • 5 mins
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life with a new technology called RIZZ ASSIST!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Do you y Away.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We get so many requests for dating things on this
show where we're trying to help people, especially guys who
are getting little to no matches on the apps. Yeah,
for sure, But today we flip that and instead of
them reaching out to us, we reach out to them
to a single guy who's been struggling online lately with
(00:36):
the dating world, so we think we can help him
with a brand new online feature called riz Assist. Oh
I love it, and you're gonna hear it in your
phone tap right now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Any Hello? Hi? Is this Henry? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
This is him? Who's calling?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
My name?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Is Jason calling from Hinge?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You know the dating app Hinge? Yeah, I work here,
I'm one of the supervisors.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Well, it looks like you took a break from the
app for a while and decided to come back recently.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, awesome, great decision. So okay, well what is a town.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, the thing is, I'm looking at your account here
and kind of like last time, not a lot of luck.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I mean, so what what does that mean? Well, how
about we changed that for you? Well, how are you
going to do that? Let me introduce Shila Hi. What
is is going on?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, she's helping us beta test a new feature for
the app called riz Assist. Riz Assist, So if you're
having a tough time getting the ladies on the app
to take the bait, you'll be able to prac this
with an AI version of Shilah first.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
To get your riz where it needs to be. I'm
still I'm not tracking. I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Okay, Look, I'm trying to make it easy for you.
Our goal is to get you a date sometime in
the near future, and if we just let you do
that without any help, there's a good chance you're going
to dialoge die.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I mean it's not that level. I mean, well, come on,
give me a break. We've seen your messages so.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So it's not private, you see all that, right.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm a supervisor for the app, so this is part
of my job. Oh my god, I see the messages
that you're saying, like the hey, how you're doing or
the how's life QT.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It's pretty cringe as so this is.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Kind of freaking me out.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't really understand. Is this real?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Of course, we just we're just trying to help you
get a little bit more creative.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'll help you bring that riz riz me daddy? Is that?
Come on again? It's Shilah.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
She's just very enthusiastic to help you. So let's practice
with her right now and maybe she can give you
some feedback on how to up your riz that riz.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Okay, what do you want me to do? Then?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Well, just give her a line. Pretend like you're chatting
with a cute girl, like you're sending her a message
on the app and you want her to reply.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I guess I would say, I Shilah just wanted to
drop you a line. You've got the most beautiful eyes
I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't know on the riskcal I give that a
three out of ten. By the way, have you ever
been to jail.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Jail?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
According to my research, you had a dui in March
twenty twenty two. What the hell, man, naughty boy, this
isn't helping. Hey, I'm gonna pop back in. Here's the
asist going. Well, it's not going great, she asked, got
a c ui. I don't know how to help.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
He even knows that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I mean to be fair. That is something that you'll
have to be ready for. Maybe in a future conversation
if a girl asks if you serve time?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So freaking dumb, Shila, how should he answer that? For
breaking too many hearts? Oh? Good ideas?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, see that is the type of riz a cyst
that we needed.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Is there any way you can like curR Shilah off.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, no, she's here to help you with your riz.
She wants to riz you up, doesn't desperately.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I don't think anybody needs you do.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
We've read your messages, so we know you need riz man. So,
but we're just trying to help you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay. You know what, I'm not feeling good about this
at all? Are you sure? Because your roommate Ted said
that this might help you a lot. Ted has oh well,
Ted rizzed both of us up when he asked us
to do this prank. Call on you because you're on
the radio right now. Oh you got it the head Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Ted listens to our show. This is Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning. My name is jeff my AI assistant Childish.
She's actually a Lexis. Yes, yeah it is. Ted told
us that you jump back onto the dating apps recently,
you're still not having a lot of luck, so he
feels bad. You wanted us to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, no, why you know about the do you are?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You really should bring that up more when you're talking
to women on the apps. You wuyes. Yeah, yeah, I'll
throw that in my profile.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Then I guess you'll get rid the weak up.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Every morning was poone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey, and Jose's Friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Do you y Away.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We get so many requests for dating things on this
show where we're trying to help people, especially guys who
are getting little to no matches on the apps. Yeah,
for sure, But today we flip that and instead of
them reaching out to us, we reach out to them
to a single guy who's been struggling online lately with
(00:36):
the dating world, so we think we can help him
with a brand new online feature called riz Assist. Oh
I love it, and you're gonna hear it in your
phone tap right now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Any Hello? Hi? Is this Henry? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
This is him? Who's calling?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
My name?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Is Jason calling from Hinge?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You know the dating app Hinge? Yeah, I work here,
I'm one of the supervisors.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Well, it looks like you took a break from the
app for a while and decided to come back recently.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, awesome, great decision. So okay, well what is a town.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, the thing is, I'm looking at your account here
and kind of like last time, not a lot of luck.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I mean, so what what does that mean? Well, how
about we changed that for you? Well, how are you
going to do that? Let me introduce Shila Hi. What
is is going on?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, she's helping us beta test a new feature for
the app called riz Assist. Riz Assist, So if you're
having a tough time getting the ladies on the app
to take the bait, you'll be able to prac this
with an AI version of Shilah first.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
To get your riz where it needs to be. I'm
still I'm not tracking. I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Okay, Look, I'm trying to make it easy for you.
Our goal is to get you a date sometime in
the near future, and if we just let you do
that without any help, there's a good chance you're going
to dialoge die.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I mean it's not that level. I mean, well, come on,
give me a break. We've seen your messages so.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So it's not private, you see all that, right.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm a supervisor for the app, so this is part
of my job. Oh my god, I see the messages
that you're saying, like the hey, how you're doing or
the how's life QT.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It's pretty cringe as so this is.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Kind of freaking me out.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't really understand. Is this real?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Of course, we just we're just trying to help you
get a little bit more creative.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'll help you bring that riz riz me daddy? Is that?
Come on again? It's Shilah.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
She's just very enthusiastic to help you. So let's practice
with her right now and maybe she can give you
some feedback on how to up your riz that riz.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Okay, what do you want me to do? Then?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Well, just give her a line. Pretend like you're chatting
with a cute girl, like you're sending her a message
on the app and you want her to reply.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I guess I would say, I Shilah just wanted to
drop you a line. You've got the most beautiful eyes
I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't know on the riskcal I give that a
three out of ten. By the way, have you ever
been to jail.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Jail?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
According to my research, you had a dui in March
twenty twenty two. What the hell, man, naughty boy, this
isn't helping. Hey, I'm gonna pop back in. Here's the
asist going. Well, it's not going great, she asked, got
a c ui. I don't know how to help.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
He even knows that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I mean to be fair. That is something that you'll
have to be ready for. Maybe in a future conversation
if a girl asks if you serve time?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So freaking dumb, Shila, how should he answer that? For
breaking too many hearts? Oh? Good ideas?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, see that is the type of riz a cyst
that we needed.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Is there any way you can like curR Shilah off.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, no, she's here to help you with your riz.
She wants to riz you up, doesn't desperately.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I don't think anybody needs you do.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
We've read your messages, so we know you need riz man. So,
but we're just trying to help you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay. You know what, I'm not feeling good about this
at all? Are you sure? Because your roommate Ted said
that this might help you a lot. Ted has oh well,
Ted rizzed both of us up when he asked us
to do this prank. Call on you because you're on
the radio right now. Oh you got it the head Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Ted listens to our show. This is Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning. My name is jeff my AI assistant Childish.
She's actually a Lexis. Yes, yeah it is. Ted told
us that you jump back onto the dating apps recently,
you're still not having a lot of luck, so he
feels bad. You wanted us to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, no, why you know about the do you are?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You really should bring that up more when you're talking
to women on the apps. You wuyes. Yeah, yeah, I'll
throw that in my profile.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Then I guess you'll get rid the weak up.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
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