January 24, 2025 • 5 mins
In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For today's phone tap, we needed someone who could pull
off a snobby, pretentious mom. I wonder here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Could do that? Is this a Jose one? Then?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Is in a digital Jake one?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Jose? Maybe me I could do it? Spotlight alexis with
mom energy.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
No, it's.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I guess it's gonna have.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
To be Brooke.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And today she's posing as a mom taking her six
year old daughter to another girl's birthday, and let's just say,
mama is very particular about how things should go down there.
It's your phone tap right now?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
An Hello, Hi is this Rebecca? Yes, Hi, this is Trina.
I'm Taylor's mom.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Oh hi, Hello, yea great.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Taylor is so excited about the birthday party.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh great, We're really excited to have her.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's so funny that we've been at the same school
now for a couple of years, and I don't think
we've ever met. Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, I was just thinking the same thing. I don't
think we have That isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah? But you will.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I mean, if you can, you should totally stick around
the party and we can hang out a little bit
if you want time.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, about that. I just want to make sure because
every other party tailor's been to this year, has them
You will have a sugar free cake, right.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
A sugar free cake?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No? Oh? Is that a joke? Is that funny too?
Is that funny?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Is the sugar free cake?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah? That you're not gonna have one. That's a joke, right, No?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I oh no, We're gonna have an ice cream cake.
So I'm pretty sure there's sugar in that. But I mean,
it's her birthday, so.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's a disappointment. Okay. I should probably also take this
time to tell you that Taylor's also in her blue face,
so she only eats blue foods. Okay, you'll be providing those, right.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Like blueberries?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh yes, yes, blueberries, blue corn, tortilla chips. I even
let the mountain dew voltage slide. Every once in a while.
I have blue dyed mac and cheese. That would work.
I mean, I don't want you to go out of
your way, but you should go out of your way.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Last month she was in her star face starfruits had
to cut all her chicken nuggets into star shapes. Oh
my god, it was doctor recommended.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
This is all new to me, by the way.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm so sorry to interrupt, but looking at your invitation,
it says there's gonna be pony rides there.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yes, fun, Hopefully that's okay with Taylor, and pony rides
are okay for what she needs.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh it's so great. I mean, as long as you're
okay that Taylor brings her own live pony.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The only reason I say that is because Taylor's pony
is gluten free. Makes sense now, I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Uh, that's a new one.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I've never that's definitely.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's just I can't trust those dodgy pony rental places.
They probably have a meth lab in the back behind
the stables.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh my god, No.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wish that was a joke.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I wish. Well, I can assure you that this is
a legit place.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's a really nice family farm that does the pony rental,
So there's no meth labs.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, but the ponies aren't gluten free, are they.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Again, I'm not sure what that means what a gluten
free pony is.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Even Rebecca, I'm sensing stress.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I mean I am definitely, yeah, getting a little stressed.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know what if you go ahead and be stressed,
but listen, you can just put me in charge of
everything from here on out, and we can make some
great improvements to your party.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
No, I might be a little stressed, but I'm totally fine.
Everything's on track for my daughter's party. We're all set,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Right, But I'm the mother of a gifted child. Taylor's gifted.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh did you know that?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I'm sure she is. And my child is gifted as well.
We're all here.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
The funniest thing you've said, it goes. Taylor already has
plans to recite the Gettysburg address at the party for
everyone's entertainment. She knows it, my heart.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's not necessary that. You know, we're gonna have some
other entertainment, so I don't think we're going to have
time for that.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You know what I'm reading between the lines here, and
I get it. Your daughter feels threatened by Taylor, doesn't she.
That's too bad. Jealousy starts early.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
No, she's not jealous, I can assure you. And I
don't want this whole like vibe, whatever's happening here right
now to be part of my daughter's birthday. This is
supposed to be a fun day.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I am just so thankful you didn't invite that pretentious
Alitas from the radio show Brick Fox. What Rose? Who
is that brick Fox? I heard she demands to bring
her own working carousel to every children's event so the
saddles don't smell.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Like I'm sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I am sorry too, because you don't know her. And
I just realized I am her And this is actually
a prank phone call. Oh my god, this is actually
brought from the radio show Broke at Jeffrey in the Morning.
Does that ring a bell loud?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh? No, you have got to be kidding me right now.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Your sister Jeffy set you up.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
She said that you recently moved your kid to a
private school and you're getting some we'll say, interesting requests
from the parents about the party.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I am Oh jeez, I was just losing my mind.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, because you didn't get a gluten free pony. It's like,
what kind of mother are you?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Wake up? Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
For today's phone tap, we needed someone who could pull
off a snobby, pretentious mom. I wonder here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Could do that? Is this a Jose one? Then?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Is in a digital Jake one?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Jose? Maybe me I could do it? Spotlight alexis with
mom energy.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
No, it's.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I guess it's gonna have.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
To be Brooke.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And today she's posing as a mom taking her six
year old daughter to another girl's birthday, and let's just say,
mama is very particular about how things should go down there.
It's your phone tap right now?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
An Hello, Hi is this Rebecca? Yes, Hi, this is Trina.
I'm Taylor's mom.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Oh hi, Hello, yea great.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Taylor is so excited about the birthday party.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh great, We're really excited to have her.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's so funny that we've been at the same school
now for a couple of years, and I don't think
we've ever met. Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, I was just thinking the same thing. I don't
think we have That isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah? But you will.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I mean, if you can, you should totally stick around
the party and we can hang out a little bit
if you want time.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, about that. I just want to make sure because
every other party tailor's been to this year, has them
You will have a sugar free cake, right.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
A sugar free cake?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No? Oh? Is that a joke? Is that funny too?
Is that funny?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Is the sugar free cake?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah? That you're not gonna have one. That's a joke, right, No?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I oh no, We're gonna have an ice cream cake.
So I'm pretty sure there's sugar in that. But I mean,
it's her birthday, so.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's a disappointment. Okay. I should probably also take this
time to tell you that Taylor's also in her blue face,
so she only eats blue foods. Okay, you'll be providing those, right.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Like blueberries?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh yes, yes, blueberries, blue corn, tortilla chips. I even
let the mountain dew voltage slide. Every once in a while.
I have blue dyed mac and cheese. That would work.
I mean, I don't want you to go out of
your way, but you should go out of your way.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Last month she was in her star face starfruits had
to cut all her chicken nuggets into star shapes. Oh
my god, it was doctor recommended.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
This is all new to me, by the way.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm so sorry to interrupt, but looking at your invitation,
it says there's gonna be pony rides there.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yes, fun, Hopefully that's okay with Taylor, and pony rides
are okay for what she needs.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh it's so great. I mean, as long as you're
okay that Taylor brings her own live pony.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The only reason I say that is because Taylor's pony
is gluten free. Makes sense now, I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Uh, that's a new one.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I've never that's definitely.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's just I can't trust those dodgy pony rental places.
They probably have a meth lab in the back behind
the stables.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh my god, No.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wish that was a joke.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I wish. Well, I can assure you that this is
a legit place.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's a really nice family farm that does the pony rental,
So there's no meth labs.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, but the ponies aren't gluten free, are they.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Again, I'm not sure what that means what a gluten
free pony is.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Even Rebecca, I'm sensing stress.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I mean I am definitely, yeah, getting a little stressed.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know what if you go ahead and be stressed,
but listen, you can just put me in charge of
everything from here on out, and we can make some
great improvements to your party.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
No, I might be a little stressed, but I'm totally fine.
Everything's on track for my daughter's party. We're all set,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Right, But I'm the mother of a gifted child. Taylor's gifted.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh did you know that?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I'm sure she is. And my child is gifted as well.
We're all here.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
The funniest thing you've said, it goes. Taylor already has
plans to recite the Gettysburg address at the party for
everyone's entertainment. She knows it, my heart.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's not necessary that. You know, we're gonna have some
other entertainment, so I don't think we're going to have
time for that.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You know what I'm reading between the lines here, and
I get it. Your daughter feels threatened by Taylor, doesn't she.
That's too bad. Jealousy starts early.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
No, she's not jealous, I can assure you. And I
don't want this whole like vibe, whatever's happening here right
now to be part of my daughter's birthday. This is
supposed to be a fun day.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I am just so thankful you didn't invite that pretentious
Alitas from the radio show Brick Fox. What Rose? Who
is that brick Fox? I heard she demands to bring
her own working carousel to every children's event so the
saddles don't smell.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Like I'm sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I am sorry too, because you don't know her. And
I just realized I am her And this is actually
a prank phone call. Oh my god, this is actually
brought from the radio show Broke at Jeffrey in the Morning.
Does that ring a bell loud?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh? No, you have got to be kidding me right now.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Your sister Jeffy set you up.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
She said that you recently moved your kid to a
private school and you're getting some we'll say, interesting requests
from the parents about the party.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I am Oh jeez, I was just losing my mind.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, because you didn't get a gluten free pony. It's like,
what kind of mother are you?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Wake up? Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Hosts And Creators
Alexis Fuller
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Jose Bolanos
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