P MUNCHER JOE MANDE

Hacks writer and Tiktok enthusiast Joe Mande joins for a podcast that takes a neggy turn midway through, culminating in a pizza party! Callers watch TV and walk around creaky environments slamming doors through a discussion of: the Parks N Rec writers room, the societal merits of being a hater, Dave King's debate pod, how to approach celebs, gross social media recipes, fermented foods, babka, and what Joe pickles. Canned peaches girl calls again.  A “bewildered” caller tells Chelsea she posts too much and doesnt get enough engagement. Another caller let's Chelsea know that her brother does not like Chelsea. A girl calls Joe: "Chris." A commenter says Joe looks 70. A girl describes her past lives, as explored through meditation. PCP and Fit Shortie. Slash g. Slash s.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, so wow, here we are call Chelsea Peretti Podcast.
We have a very special guest today.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Actually we did not write at Parks at the same time. No,
that's so weird. I know we would have been crazy
in a room together.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I know.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Actually, you were one of the first people I contacted
after I got hired, and I asked you for advice
or like what you could wait useful tips, and all
you said was like, get ready for so many mouth noises.
Everywhere everyone makes the grossest mouth noises. You're like, Alan
doesn't put milk on his cereal.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
It wasn't a good room for me, Sophonia. Yes, right,
did you notice it when you got there or did
you for sure?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
For sure? And I arrived with Megan am Ram, so
I was already used to her urot carrots. Yeah, she
she eats a lot of carrots, so that, like, so
I would already. I had worked with her before, so
I knew going in that that was already.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
That was on the table.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, but you weren't wrong. And it's so many people
and it's everyone's eating throughout the day. Yeah. Once you like,
once you like notice it, it's impossible not to focus on.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, it's hard. I don't actually, And it's funny because
a lot of callers have that too, Like the mysophonia
always sounds like I'm sing me so horny, he's so yeah,
you know, yeah, a lot of callers have it, but
no one really does have any solution for it.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
My dad has it. I think I always got yelled
at as a kid for how I he said I
bit my fork when I was like, that's rough. But
it's like I was like, I don't know how to
get the you know what I mean. I was use
your lips. Yeah, Like that's psycho. You're like, well I
was a child.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's almost like that would feel bad, so you're you
would go, I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, yeah, I feel I was anxious every time I
took My dad.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Did that to me with smiling. He's like, you don't
have to show all your teeth, wow when you smile.
So then like every time I went to smiling, like, okay,
how do we show not all my teeth? I mean,
smiling is artificial.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
To begin with. Like, so it is interesting to have
like a male presence in your life who's like, don't smile,
don't smile?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
For me, you know, yeah, or listen, you know how
you're smiling. Let me quit that. Yeah, I mean I
think it's a great insight into how I am the
way I am. Okay, wait, I feel like I need
to work on better intros always. But of course you
now write for a lot of things, right, you write
for hacks?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
All right, for hacks?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, you recently missed their party. You went camping or something.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I had a pre planned trip to Joshua Tree.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
How was it?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
It was great?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, no run ins with any cacti.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
No, But my nephew managed to break his foot like
an hour into the trip to La so he was
just hobbling around Joshua Tree. I'm like kidding me, I'm
like on crutches.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Like he went and got a cast.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah, he had to get like a boot and everything.
So it was really sad. He was like trying to
gold He's like ten. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
God, now.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Clip that.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I hate how everyone goes clip that. What can you do?
That's the times we live in numbers, clips reels. Whoop,
you're here with Joe Giuseppe Mandy Mandoline, Hello, Yeah, I'm
here with Joe. Mandy illustrious stand up comedian comedy writer

(03:39):
and internally known as a hater.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
But here's what I want to say. So Joe recommended
to me recently Dave King's podcast who Also I did
write with that Parks and Rec for one season. We
co wrote an episode No big deal. But he has
a debate podcast with Steve Heally that Joe recommended. Now,
for Joe to recommend something is a bit of a

(04:06):
thing because Joe hates everything, and I only recently call
her realized, Hey, I could hate listen to podcasts because
I'm I don't really listen to podcasts. I've kind of
done a one to eighty in literally the last six months,
like where I'm like, huh, maybe it is fun to
drive around listening to podcasts. And I started it by
dipping my toe in the water by searching for someone

(04:28):
I hated and listening to their appearances. But now Joe
recommended this debate podcast and it brought me right back
to the Parks of Rec Writer's room, in which we
had the most ridiculous debates.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I guess it is interesting because I feel like I
do listen to those episodes when I'm not in a
room actively and at least yeah, It gives you the
feeling of being in a writer's room and being like
so invested in truly the dumbest arguments for no reason.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
You guys like listen to them, like listen to a debate,
like when you're so, or when you're like kind.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Of it, Uh, well we're I usually i'm driving, so
I'm drunk.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
When driving. I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't need drugs or alcohol to enjoy my life anymore.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Oh that's crazy. You reach enlightenment.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, yep, yep, enlightened.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
So I'm kind of like peaceful and enlightened in Joe
as a hater No, but so no, I think that,
like it's this fine line in I feel like life
probably in general, but especially in Hollywood, of like part
of the culture of even people who don't work in
Hollywood is hating. Like going to movies is about do

(05:42):
I hate this movie or do I like this movie?
What's my opinion? Same with TV and blah blah blah.
And so I think, as you try to be a
happy person, it's like, what extent should I take hating
things too?

Speaker 8 (05:53):
You know?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
You know Coller, you sound like you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Well, I mean, whenever my friends tell me, oh, I
hate this and that, or give me, like an opinion
of the movie I haven't seen. I just give myself amnesia,
pretend like I didn't like. I try to forget what
they tell me. I try to watch something like from
a you know, new perspective.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
And how do you give yourself amnesia? What's your process?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
My process just keep my mind off of things, watch
a couple of movies that don't relate to it. That's
tell myself, Hey, I'm watching this from a blank slate, right, no, no, no,
what other people's opinion, it's not gonna but see how
much I enjoyed the movie.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I do listen to my friends. It will make me
want to watch or not watch something depending what my
friends see. Now, some friends I think have different tastes
than me. Like there's some comedy people that I think
are so amazing, But the stuff they love, I know
I'm probably not gonna love for sure.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah yeah, well, I feel like most of the things
I love if someone were to like, if they took
my recommendation, Like my favorite movie last year was BoA's Afraid.
And if someone was like, oh I hated that movie,
it was it made no sense.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Ye I'd be like, oh, yeah, well, what bo is Afraid? Or,
as I call it, a day in the life of
a Jew, that's what it's like to just try to
go about your day. Yeah, right for it, now, Bo's Afraid.
I actually had tried. I had been kind of working
on almost an anti comedy stand up special that was

(07:21):
similar to Bo's Afraid, And when I was watching it,
I actually really loved it. But I at a certain
point I was like, I can't take this anymore, and
so I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna finish it later,
and then I still haven't finished it.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
That's interesting. There are some movies I've found with the streaming,
there are certain like I, what was that?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
To be clear, I went to the theater, Oh you did?
And then I was like, left the theater. Yes, But
I've walked out of a lot of movies historically.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I don't think I've ever walked.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Out really Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yeah, I've walked out of one.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Which one?

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Which one?

Speaker 6 (07:54):
I don't want to say because like many people hate
on it. Tried watching it and I'm like, what.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
If it was my movie? No, there's no way you
could walk out of it. What I like it's all
movie about a mermaid splash.

Speaker 9 (08:17):
Somebody got it right.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Well, you know, you gave me the clue and I
just went for it.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Whenever I hate
a movie, down the line, some curse like hits me
and make me want to watch it again. You know
what happens.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Have you ever seen the jerk collar you have? You
sound like you're in the age group that would be like,
I've never heard of that, but I'm impressed. What I
was gonna say, though, is like, I do feel like
when someone's inclined to hate on a lot of stuff,
when you recommend something, it's so much more weighted.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
It holds more weight.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, So I'm like, let me check out this debates podcast,
And of course I would like that podcast. I just
wasn't even thinking about, like.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
I you know, it's one of that I just assumed
you have to know these people personally to get the
little intricacies or something.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
No, because my best friend from high school, yeah is
I arguably the biggest Great Debates super fan and is
always texting me to text them, like do more episodes?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Are they not? Every week?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
They're so sporadic. It's infuriator. They'll take like eighteen months
off and then drop like three new episodes.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's how I used to podcast. I miss those days.
It used to just be like a zine, a little.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Love letter, you know, And now you're just forced like yeah,
it's like everything you don't want to be.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Here sucking a robots dick all the time, talking about
when the robots take over. It's like you're choking on
a robots balls right now. Yeah, they've taken over. You're
you're serving an algorithm in every aspect of your life,
like AI is already running your life.

Speaker 10 (09:53):
I know.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I will say, I do love TikTok Bo.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Do you really I can't get fully into it.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Oh, it's it's gotten me, like it really has figured
me out.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
It's yeah, it.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Knows exactly what I want to see, like schizophrenics.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I will say the schizophrenia thing. Like I did see
one video on on Instagram that was like I have
a service dog because I'm in a very service dog
heavy algorithm and basically ell all things dog and someone's
like my service dog barks if something is real, but
doesn't if it's not. So if I have hallucinations. The

(10:32):
service dog is telling me if it's a real or not.
So they just sit there like you point and then
they just sit there if it's not real, and if
it is real, they bark. I'm like, hold up, I
didn't know schizophrenics could be in functional society like that
and just have a service dog.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Well, I mean, I guess meds really work too, That's really.
That's the thing is that, like, uh, the medications work
so well that often they they stop taking them because
they're like, oh, I'm fine, I'm healthy.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Right, Yeah, But it's just weird to think of pointing
in a direction. The dog's just like I'm not barking. Yeah,
I'm not going to give you the bark that you want,
like you see a demon dancing in the corner, but
I'm just sitting here looking back at you. I just
didn't know that was even. And also, how are dogs
so good at these kinds of jobs. It's crazy. They
can smell bombs, they can sense if you're hallucinating. They

(11:27):
can sense if you're gonna have a seizure, like they
can like hello, hello, what what what?

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I was just wondering what's up?

Speaker 4 (11:37):
What's up?

Speaker 9 (11:37):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (11:38):
So actually, Chelsea, we actually spoke. I'm taking me peaches, girl.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
This caller gave me a food test something we do
on the podcast here where you say a food, I
say if it's good or bad. You tell me if
I'm right or wrong. Usually I was giving food tests.
Now that the tables of turn a bit. This collar
said canned peaches, which the answer would be no, wrong
in her opinion. Oh and she loves scanned peach. Okay, Tahini.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I like Tahini and she said wrong.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Also, we're on like TikTok or Instagram, Like this is
gonna sound crazy, but drizzle to Heini on canned peach.
I thought I'd shake it for twenty seconds.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I thought that's what was gonna go on.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Now put smoked salt on there, and I'm gonna put
some white vinegar and I'm told this is good. Let
me try it. Oh my god, you guys, it's actually great.
It tastes like something.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Okay, I want to.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Start doing about fake cooking. That is how like my
algorithm is dogs and cooking videos, and you know what,
those fucking cooking videos. I'm like, you're a charlatan. Yes,
you're a con man. You're selling snake oil. I don't
believe you that this is good.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
And they don't even know how to pronounce half the
ingredients they're using, Like it is just a it's just
a con it's just just they I'm sure like algorithmically
they know what ingredients the viewers. Yeah, then they just
like together.

Speaker 11 (13:02):
And you know what three ingredients are so delicious?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Peaches together, chans peach.

Speaker 11 (13:08):
Strawberries, strawberries dipped in sour cream or non or Greek
yogurt rolled in brown sugar.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
You're actually right, Yeah, I do that. That was a
childhood fave. I haven't had that forever, and now that
kind of I would do sour cream.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
I just discovered a new dessert. I'm not sponsored, but
have you had true fruit like frozen berries covered in chocolate?
They are It is.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
So good, really like dark chocolate, dark.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Chocolate with like uh something white chocolate on the inside.
It is like crazy good. Really Yeah, I've been I've
been smashing those true fruits.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
What's up? What that means?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
I know? It makes me think of anyone collar have
you seen cloud atlass?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Cloudutless?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Cloud Atlas is a famous book that was turned into
a disaster of a movie. But there is a section
of the movie in the in the far future where
people barely speak English anymore, and Tom Hanks is hiding
from a bunch of cannibals and he tells his young
son that they're all saying, like, speak it to true true,

(14:11):
speak it to true true, and speaking of true true
means are you telling the truth? So I say, eat it,
eat it the truth.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
Fru beat it truth.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm just checking on our pizza delivery. Don't let me interrupt. No,
twenty five minutes away, oh late. I was hoping it
was right outside. Okay, bye, thanks, Never that I would
hear those words. No, callers are actually starting to end
their own calls. I don't know if that's a good
or bad for me.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
I mean, I think there is a there is a
fear to get hung up on the.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
Fuck you bye yeah right.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
They're like, well, I'll let you go.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Fuck you bye yeah right.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I amd the call, yeah, But honestly, I kind of
do a little bit prefer it, because you know, it's
almost becoming more like it's happy hour. These are the
friends of the.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Show, right, I mean, if she's I mean, what a
luxury to have someone calling and be like, I'm the
Peaches Dahini, Like that's so wonderful. It's not confrontational.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
You guys already, I know she's now like a series regular. Hi,
you ever had canned peaches?

Speaker 5 (15:17):
What?

Speaker 12 (15:17):
Chelsea?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (15:20):
No fucking way.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
And Joe Mandy, Oh my god, do you imagine it's
called a two for honey? Welcome aboard.

Speaker 12 (15:32):
Hi, my name's Abby. I'm so glad that you picked up.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
I wow, take a second, what you got? What's up?

Speaker 7 (15:42):
Well?

Speaker 12 (15:42):
I've been wanting to ask Chelsea a question for a while.
I'm curious. So I live in a LA and like,
if I ever saw you out on the street, right
or Chris, I would like freak out. So I'm always curious, Like,
what is the best way to like say hi to celebrity?
Is someone that you just admire, Like I just want

(16:05):
to say hi, love you, nice to meet you.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
You know, I can't speak for every celebrity because we're
not a monolog We'll.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Speak speak for Chris. I want to know who Chris is.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Who's Chris?

Speaker 12 (16:14):
I don't know. I think I got his name wrong.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Who Oh you think I'm Chris. Is that what you're saying.
I'm sorry, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
If I ever saw Chris in public, yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
You're like, or Chris, whoever the fuck that is? You
know what if you see Chris on this street, like,
go up and you know, kiss.

Speaker 12 (16:35):
Him, so kiss you want to?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Well, you don't know who I am, but whoever Chris is?

Speaker 12 (16:41):
Yeah, Well, okay, I saw on Instagram. I didn't recognize
your face, and I was like, Okay, who's this guy is?

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (16:50):
I looked him up on the internet and then I realized.
I was like, oh my gosh, you've written for like
all of these shows that I love.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I love you.

Speaker 12 (16:58):
I don't know you, but I love you.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah. I will say when someone comes up to me
and says just like I love what you do and
then they're on their way, that always makes me feel good.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
But yeah, just now I have to say on this topic.
I was walking down the street on the phone and
this guy walked by me and he goes, I love you,
and I was like, you know what, I was kind
of having a bad day and I was like, that
is so nice, and it kind of did lift my spirits.
And then on Instagram he goes, I walked by you
and shouted I love you yesterday. We have undeniable chemistry,

(17:28):
but I couldn't tell again, Like it's so hard with
tone because there's been times on like comments on social media.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Throughout the year's friends to remember friends.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Face, it's been a lot. Yeah I'm slowing down. Yeah
I'm slowing down. But anyway, where I misinterpret a comment
and I think someone's attack me, and then I realized, oh,
they're making a joke based on some joke I once
had or this or that, so I don't know if
he was serious or not. I thought he was gay,
so that added to my comfort level. Sure, sure, but

(17:59):
then the chemistry thing, I'm like a gay dude would
say that and be like tongue in cheek, But so
what is psychotic, dude?

Speaker 4 (18:05):
That's you need to you know? There what was helpful?
On like message boards, you would often do like slash s,
which meant like sarcasm. Oh so maybe like slash G
for like I'm gay.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Gay slash G so you know, yeah, that would be
good anyway, I think like calmly, quickly and calmly going
I'm a fan of yours or you know, I love
you or whatever I love you gay, and then I
love you slash G no slash S and you're like, no, wait,
no slash But I think that what if it was

(18:44):
slash G But then they go SLASHAM. But the point being,
I think short and sweet is really really nice. Oh
my god, I was watching did I send it to you?
This video? I forget the actor, but he was walking
through New York and he's like everyone shouting my name
and saying hi to me, like it's felt and it's appreciated.

(19:06):
Oh it was Adrian broken. He's like my city. He's
like filming himself walking down the street, which in New York.
I like, see this is I guess it's not generational wall.
I don't know how old he is, but like when
I see young people filming themselves in public, I'm like,
how are you not? And I remember when that started?
Like I feel like I'm of a generation where I

(19:27):
saw the before and after pick of society. Like I
remember when that fucking pink wall went up on Melrose
and all these idiots are standing in front of it.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
It's a pink wall.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Taking selfies, and I'm like, I would feel so embarrassed
because when people are taking their selfies. They're trying to
look so hot and it's so embarrassing. I need to
be in a dark room, you know, Like I need
to be in private to try to get a good
picture of myself. You know, I can't do that with
people watching anyway. All this to say, what what are

(19:58):
we talking about? Oh? Yeah, does that sound like what
you would do? I mean I think the call.

Speaker 12 (20:02):
Yeah, that's my approach is like I like to just
go up and say like hi, and like I don't
want to like talk and introduce myself, and then there'll
be a moment where they'll ask like, oh, do you
want a picture? And I'm like, no, I legitimately don't
want a picture.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I feel like if someone's saying do you want a picture,
that's their way of being like, let's wrap it up.
They're trying to end the interaction. That's the only reason
that I think they ask because they think you want that,
and that all the preamble is just transactional, but generally
generationally as well, like seeing people who just are like
can I grab a pic? Can I grab a pic? Like? No,
like ambivalence around it, no, like shame, It's just like

(20:38):
I need a trophy of this.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
I went to a Lakers game with a friend recently
who people were asking for his photo, and she.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Guess who it was? Travis Scott?

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, Scott, and and you know he's on a whole
like he's trying to, you know, redo his image and stuff.
So he's hanging out with me.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Okay, wait, let me guess who it was.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Thought my name was Chris.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Chris Brown, one of my best friends. Yeah, is Bill
Gates dead?

Speaker 7 (21:12):
No, he's not Bill Gates.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
It was Diddy, So I was with did but it was.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Have you seriously have you ever been to a freak golf?

Speaker 10 (21:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
But man, I wish I would you.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, what would you do if like you could be
ostensibly invited, Like yeah, you're in Hollywood, like you might
know someone who knows. What would you do if you
were invited and like these parties get really wild?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
I truly think I would revert back to being at
like makeout parties in junior high and be the DJ.
I think I would sort of tell.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
You would not have that option at a ditty party.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
I think Diddy's like Joe get.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Off, I would get it. I would I would at
least like see what the playlist was Yeah, I would
get it. I would be at the DJ booth's kind
of checking out.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I think that is such a funny idea that you
think Diddy would be like Joe, you man the music.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Well, I'm not like fucking yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Wait. So you were saying something.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Children were coming up and asking for a photo and
then walking away being like who was that?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
You know what I mean, just like just like there,
like there was an atmosphere of fame and photos being
taken just like I got to get in there, and
then asking their friend like who did we just get
a picture with? Like, I have no idea, but it
was like it we have to do it right.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, that's stressful. When I was going into the Hacks party,
the guy who worked at the venue was like I
recognize you, and I'm like, oh, as I'm walking in,
and he goes SNL and I was like nope and
then let the party come in, dude.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah that happened to be. I was on the jumbo tron.
All my stories are basketball, really, but I was at
on the jumbo tron at a basketball gave it and
the guy right afterwards came up to me and tap
me up and he was like, I love community.

Speaker 7 (22:53):
Yeah, you're like cool.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I'm trying to look at your Instagram, Joe to see
if you posted for many basketball games.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Oh yeah, I thought you did.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I thought I remembered.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
It, but it was mulaniy okay.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, and a child you can't say no, like you
can't be like no exactly. Yeah, of course you feel
like yeah, your kids like that was Another thing was
that it was very funny actually there that we were
waiting for our car and it's a nightmare situation where
there's like literal TMZ people and and then there were

(23:31):
children selling candy.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
So he's on We're on camera and there's children selling candy,
and I think I think he bought, like he bought
like one hundred dollars worth of candy in like forty
five I got ya just because you.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Got the jumbo tron like zoomed in on the bill.
Yeah that's crazy. Yeah, uh color have we run our course?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, I'm here with Joe, Mandy.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
What are we talking talking about?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
It's hard to say, act you haven't really landed on something.
I did want to ask you, Joe, who is okay
to hate.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Who's okay to hate?

Speaker 12 (24:10):
It's okay to hate clowns?

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Is it clowns? I think clowning's back. I think clowns
in La clowns are Do.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
You know I'm doing a clown show at the allusion?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Are you really?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
So yeah, I think you're You're way off? Friend? Who
else should like Bill Maher? I think it's okay to
hate him?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
That is funny to me because I feel like for
like older people, they probably love bid.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah, I'm sure they do.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, Okay, caller, did you have anyone else? No?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
But I want to sing a duet with you, Chelsea
of what just what?

Speaker 8 (24:51):
I think you have the most beautiful voice.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
And the trick.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
I think you should be a famous recording artist.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
There, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Slash? Slash g here?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, what's going on? Slash? As he hung up, Hello,
how are you?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Oh good?

Speaker 8 (25:15):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I'm just trying to recover from the last caller because
I think he was like trying to troll me.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah, it was weird.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
He's trying to say I had the most beautiful voice
and he wants to sing a duet with me, But
then he hung up on me when I questioned him.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
Anyhow how to handle.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You're all caught up? Now, what are we talking about?
Canned peaches?

Speaker 4 (25:35):
First of all, Yeah, we've been talking about that.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Canned peaches.

Speaker 13 (25:38):
I think a good alternative to no peaches.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I don't know. I think I might rather have no peaches.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
I like a grilled peach with some feta.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Someone said, you're the only man in the world that
will look the same at age seventy.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
The fuck is wrong with everyone?

Speaker 4 (25:58):
I don't know how far away does that mean? I
look seventy, That's what I'm like. What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (26:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
And you definitely don't no great skin holding up?

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Yeah, okay, you have been aging well and you will
continue to age well.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
That's one of the one of the things I can like,
hang my hat on is a dermatologist that I had,
very good.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, what do you do you do anything with it?

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Just put lotion on my face?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
What kind uh serab? Sarah medical? Very medical?

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Dermatologists recommend is on that bottle for sure. Now you're
not gonna see that on La Maire. No, you're not
gonna see that on I son.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Lamaire is expensive. Yeah, we wrote jokes about that on
hacks because it's the most expensive thing for someone to buy.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, when I first moved here, it was like, oh
la maire, Like it's so expensive that it almost makes
it so intriguing. I don't know, I don't know how
good it is or not, but I kind of got
into more the organic lane collar. What's your skincare?

Speaker 9 (27:05):
You know?

Speaker 12 (27:05):
I don't do that much.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
I should do more.

Speaker 13 (27:07):
Time to say goodbye, it's time to say bye.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Hey, what is is this Chelsea?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah? Me and Joe Mandy? Oh, hi, Hi. What are
five topics you would like to hear discussed on the
podcast now or in the future.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Fermented food pads, snacks, porn habits, and bed time.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Okay, fermented foods. I like snacks, we do all the time.
Porn habits, porn habits, porn habits. Yeah, I heard you.
Why are you clacking at me? Irn?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
I think he said pets. Oh what did you say?

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Pets?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Porn pets? No, just pets, pet Oh, porns.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
That could be your habit. But that's.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
All right. So fermented foods. I do love a lot
of fermented foods. Have I not talked about that? I
thought I did talk about like Nato. Remember when I
was eating Nato all the time, didn't someone try it?
Nato is fermented soybeans and they get very slimy and
you whip them up into kind of a froth and
then you put like a little soy sauce and all
the stuff and it's like pure protein fermented.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Good fuck ud.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, but it's very much an acquired What are you doing, sir?
Are you sorting your mail? Are you starting some dishes?

Speaker 5 (28:44):
I am shuffling around you sure?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Actually, really it isn't refreshing that you're just owning it.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Like a spring unlow.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Like literally when I talked to my mom like yeah,
she'll be hammering, it was.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
A doorn, you know.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
So you're moving through.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Here on the go.

Speaker 7 (29:11):
You're on the go.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
This is a walk and talk.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah I'm doing I'm doing a couple of chores while
I'm talking to you.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Cool an honor, honor to be not worth stopping chores? Yeah?
What chores are we doing? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (29:24):
What are we I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
I tried to get through many times before and I
didn't think that I would.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Wow, unexpected, now that you have, could you adjust?

Speaker 10 (29:36):
I'm sitting.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Wow, thank you, thank you. This is what it's all about. Okay, So,
fermented food, I think Nato is one of the top ones.
I do. Do pickles count.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
That's what kim chi count. Kim Chi is ferment.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I love kichi and I specifically love the cubes of crunchy.
I think it's die coon fermented kim chie.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
How do you how about just just regular old sour kraut.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I do love it.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Sour crows great.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I love it, but I don't know what to put
it on half the time.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Can I tell you what I pickle myself?

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Mm hmm, onions, red onions, radishes. And I recently saw
a thing I think off of uh TikTok Instagram and
it just sucked, which was broccoli stock shaved to be
like replace, yeah, it sucked. I'm yeah. They were like,

(30:41):
we're just instead of pickles, try this.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
And that is what I'm telling you. There's no qualification
to make a recipe anyway, right, You're just like.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
I used to work in the kitchen and we would
just pickle. You could pickle anything. You can pickle meat,
you can pick any anything in vinegar. It all pats
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Chestnuts. Vinegar might not taste great chestnuts. I like a chestnut,
But let me tell you, when you're walking around in
some sort of the cities where they roast chestnuts, this
smells so yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
But mahons, where are my friend cheese?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Malhon bless very good, the puree, et cetera. I keep
feeling like I'm forgetting what we're talking about.

Speaker 14 (31:27):
You, we're looking for it, we're.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Not getting Like, Okay, how about how about Instagram?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh my god, I'm so scared you're gonna say incest.
How about what instagram?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Instagram is a topic. The only reason why I asked
is because you have more posts than anybody I've ever seen?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Are you kidding me? I take offense and I'm not
that's a read it. I barely fucking post I do.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
I do love what you can what you You don't
care if something's on the grid or story. I think
you just sort of you operate on vibes.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
And you're both attacking me. You're both absolutely reading me
for filth and attacking me. Okay, here's the thing. First
of all, I don't really care, and I, like I said,
I don't feel like being a corporate.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
I was literally giving you a compliment.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
But that said, I post at this point almost exclusively.
When I post my podcast, I don't even post that
much anymore. Are you talking about a different time I post.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Total post in total.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
No, I posted to promote my movie, and I posted
promote my podcast. I used to enjoy actually being funny
on Instagram, which is a thing a bygone era.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
You're hold on, You're approaching six thousand posts over here.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Okay, let's go to one of my fellow comedians. Let's
go and name any comedian. Let's go see what their
posts are.

Speaker 13 (32:56):
Any comedian.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
That's you know what, You're.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Choosing a reclusive person. Yeah, that's not fair, that's true. No,
don't choose someone who's like an outlier to the comedy
world in a cool way. Pick someone who's actual.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Like plays the game.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, not that I do. I guess it is a
fair comparison sort of, but not really.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Pick just someone.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Who's Okay, you know what, maybe maybe my knowledge of
this is just so shallow that I think you post
a lot and you really don't.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Okay, listen, I'm just saying, let's get some hardcore data.

Speaker 15 (33:28):
Amy Sodaris nine thousand five hundred seventy seven, Jim Gaffigan
seven thousand, eight hundred sixty five, The Criterion Collection nine
thousand and seven hundred eight.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Who is someone who's Sarah Silverman? Sarah Silverman only has
two hundred two thousand, five hundred ninety six. I bet
she's deleted. There's no way I.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Was gonna say, do you think that a lot of
those are deletions? That number might be.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
No, because would it count deletions? I doubt it. But
this is a fun game. Let's go to someone else now.

Speaker 12 (33:57):
My other question, Let's go.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
To another female comedian.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Let's see you.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Think that it has had a significant impact on your
reach as a comedian Instagram specifically.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Honestly, I feel like I had much better fun with
Instagram when it started, and the algorithm makes it virtually
impossible to game the system anymore. Okay, I agree, And
and pretty much every comedian that I've talked to doesn't
post that much funny shit anymore. They're just using it
now as a commercial space, right okay. And that's how

(34:28):
it feels like, and that's why I follow like mostly food.
That wasn't your question. You had a comment, and the
comment was that I post more than anyone ever fucking
known in the world. Who's another female comedian. Let's let's
think of another female comedian. Let's take that. I want
to investigate your Beth Stelling. Okay, let's see. Now you're

(34:49):
again choosing a recluse.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
But let's see, Well, maybe I'm choosing comedians that I
relate to. Maybe that's why, and I'm a recluse.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay, best Stelling only has two thousand in the thirty four.
That's that's unfortunate. Okay, let's look at Megan Stalter, shall we.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, that's a good one because she she kind of.

Speaker 7 (35:07):
On a show.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Oh my god, this is actually crazy. I'm actually I'm
getting like pie on my face because she's only posted
one thousand, six hundred and sixty two right right, hmmm.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Now how about Benito Skinner one thousand and seventy eight posts.
I think I'm right about it.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
But wait a minute, here's another question. Let's not be
let's not get get crazy. Now, when did they start
their accounts?

Speaker 4 (35:35):
That's right, true?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Have I been doing it since the fucking ice ages?

Speaker 4 (35:40):
That's probably it.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Like I'm not saying listen, I'm not saying your post
is a bad thing at all.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Listen, I'm fine to be roasted. I just need some
hardcore stats, like if I have been, if I have
been on Instagram since God, I don't even think I
could scroll back far now.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I mainly only do stories at this point.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
And the whole reason why I was why I like
hereious about this is because, like it was a couple
of I don't know, a week or two ago, you
had posted clips from the podcast and it only had
twelve comments, and I was so bewildered.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Well, go back to that post, honey. Go back to
that post, Honey, go back to that post. Go check
those comments now, as you're so deep into my metrics. Right,
Oh god, I've been slash R slash G.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, I hope, So, I hope.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Okay, So my first Instagram email is in twenty twelve.

Speaker 9 (36:36):
Okay comments two of them are me.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Guess what are you talking about? My personal account? Are
you talking about call Chelsea Peretti's account, chel Sanity? What
post are you talking about? I cannot believe.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Which episode with uh uh Rosen Rosen rosan enapty?

Speaker 9 (37:01):
Is that a name?

Speaker 5 (37:02):
How do you say your name?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Wrote that the whole episode was about that. Did you
not even listen to the episode?

Speaker 5 (37:09):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I just want okay, I can't with you. I can't
with you this guy when I quit the business.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
Don't ask why?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Don't ask why? Just know that this is why? Hi, caller?
Do I post too much on Instagram? Are my numbers
too low? Are you bewildered? Did he say he was bewildered?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
He was the lack of engagement?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
And that was an episode where I rarely do this now,
but where I did two posts. Oh our pizzas here?
Thank god, let's have some call her?

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (37:44):
Is this a joke? Oh my god, I'm really on
the line. That's wild, crazy, right, I yeah, totally crazy.
You you're an idol. I love your song O Milk
and there's another one I love.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Is your question?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Oh? Do you think I post too much on my Instagram?
And do you think my engagement is shockingly low on
social media? Are you analyzing my engagement?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Don't?

Speaker 9 (38:10):
Quite?

Speaker 10 (38:11):
Frankly, who gives up the algorithm should not determine your
self worth a B my my engagement is shockingly low,
and quite frankly, I don't really give off. Fuck, I
kind of get off on it. I'm like, ooh, I'm
shadow band.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Are you in entertainment?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
No?

Speaker 10 (38:30):
I wish I live in a cube though. I have
like just a deep seated anxiety, so I don't really
do anything. I'm working on it, though, I feel like
I'm about to loom.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Really, I just you could bring that box over, you know,
just put it right here, right here, honey, I'll get
into it. I know how to quickly get into a pizza.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
You're dealing with two pros here?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
All right, thank you. So we're gonna try Joe's favorite pizza.
Does good? That looks like a good amount of sauce?

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yeah, they did? All right? That is actually like a nightmare.
I Instagram did a thing recently where you can hide
your like counts, and I just do it all the
time now because I'm like, oh, I didn't even know
that was a thing to be anxious about, but now
I can't let people know that. No one cares.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Can you talk while.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
We eat pizza?

Speaker 6 (39:25):
Healthy?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Mm hmm? Could you talk while we eat pizza?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (39:31):
Definitely, I can talk while.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Do you think you could turn your TV off?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (39:37):
I'm sorry, I just turned it talk What were you watching?
Actually listening to an AA meeting. I know, I know,
fun stuff right for a Friday.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
No, that's great. I applaud you on that. And can
you talk, like, do a little monologue about something interesting
that's deep in your heart, that's a secret you've never
told someone, or just about your day.

Speaker 10 (40:07):
Sure, let's see today I did some community work, I
did some volunteer work and we I know, I know, yeah, hysterical.
Let's see. I was driving on some country roads and
listening to music. I have some animals. None of us

(40:28):
is very interesting. I'm sorry. Oh yeah, I feel like
I'm losing my opportunity here.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Now we're fully got food in our melt.

Speaker 10 (40:40):
Okay, all right, so no, you're doing great.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
You're really doing great. You work with the animals, you
said confidence.

Speaker 10 (40:47):
I appreciate it. You know, you guys need your suff
and to keep things going.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Actually this is kind of smart. Just outsource my podcast entirely.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Yeah, all right, just eat food.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Basically, I got a guest in, I find out their
favorite food, I order it, we eat it off. Mike
wild Collars monologue perfect.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
So yeah, you work with you work with animals.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
No, No, I don't.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Work with animals. No, I live I live in the
city and then my company is out like in the country.
So no, I was just driving past like farm farm progress.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
No, I it's not her fault. Where we really put Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
Craft the car on me, your speed of away, whatever
you need to do.

Speaker 16 (41:45):
There we go.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
I thought you hung up for a second. Was flattered.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Flattered?

Speaker 10 (41:50):
Yeah, that's what's that's the you know, you know you're
really when Chelsea hangs up on you, that's it's an honor.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
We were talking about that.

Speaker 16 (41:57):
I know.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
But a lot lately, a lot of callers are self
ending the calls. It's like baffling. I'm bewildered.

Speaker 12 (42:04):
Or do you do you like that?

Speaker 10 (42:05):
Or are you missing out on your you know, your
chance to.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I don't know. I think I do like it. Honestly,
I'm softening, you know, as people wanted me to.

Speaker 12 (42:15):
Yes, you have, you have.

Speaker 10 (42:16):
I've known if I'm a long time listener, never.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Give them what they want, right, you know.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
We'll keep them wanting more. Right, That's that's the That's why.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I'm never going to hang up.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yeah, this is up to you me.

Speaker 10 (42:30):
Yeah, yes, we're in it for I work in it.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
All night then so can anyone listen to AA meetings?
Or do you have to have a password or something.

Speaker 10 (42:40):
And this is a women's meeting. It's internationals twenty four
hours a day, so anyone, anyone can go on it,
even if you identify as you know, as a male.
They asked you not to share necessarily, but uh, there's
a pantsword that you can find it online and everything cool.
And there are other meetings like that, you know, Garret

(43:00):
that everyone or yeah, it's not hard to get the
password or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Are there annoying like, are there like annoying right wing
figures who are like you do that ship?

Speaker 10 (43:13):
Just oh no, nothing like that, No, nothing crazy like that.
We do have to, like you, you sign up to
get trained. So it's called co hosting. And you have
to watch the screen for bombers because because you can
get the password, we'll have like it's coming or you know,

(43:34):
we'll see some pine on the screen or oh yeah
yeah yeah. So that's kind of interesting.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Time good bye. All right, So I just tried prime
pizza here in studio with Joe Mandy. We're in the
city of Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Where are you?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Oh my god, I'm in New Orleans. Have you even
to New Orleans?

Speaker 12 (44:00):
Do you love it.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Can I try a piece of the pepperoni?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
I I love New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Gotta say, hey, I do love New Orleans. I've spent
a good amount of time there. Did you ever go
to Verdiemart for a poe boy?

Speaker 12 (44:15):
Yeah, it's a good spot. You would know the right
spots to go.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Well, I don't know if it's still is a while,
I can't remember where.

Speaker 12 (44:24):
I still thank you. Yeah, I'm on, Ellis.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
I'm babysitting a kid, and I told him how important
it was that I call in. So I was explaining
why I was calling instead of watching him. And now
he's also excited.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
And he's juggling nine.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
How old is he?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Elli's old? Are you?

Speaker 12 (44:43):
He's eight?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
He just turned eight? Actually no, or he.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Don't tell don't tell Ellis this, but that's right when
kids stop being cute.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah, I'm aware.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Oh dang, we're.

Speaker 12 (44:58):
Having a time. I can bring him on.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
My brother loves you.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Joe, and I love you all right, So there's there's
a gender divide here.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
What about your brother? Your brother doesn't love me?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
No, I called him to listen to your podcast. I
hope you play this on your podcast. I told you
to listen him to listen, and he was like, I don't.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Know you follow Chelsea's Instagram posts and how many comments
she's getting.

Speaker 12 (45:28):
I did send him your post to call in. Just
talk to Joe.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
No, fuck him.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
He can't call my podcast if.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
He doesn't like me. He doesn't get Joe.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
But I am. I'm gonna be on later tonight on YouTube.
You can call me there watch.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Him and also tell them to go fuck himself.

Speaker 12 (45:46):
Okay, I will wait.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
I'm dying. Okay, I gotta go keep watching this kid.
I'm so excited. I got to talk to you all.
I love you.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
This is the worst podcast episode.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
I think I'm really sorry. I feel like everyone's like us,
you got food on your.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Can you bring a paper top? Please? Sorry? I have
to say I think your slice is better than this slice.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Yeah it's too salty, Joel.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
The pepperoni is really salty, Joel, Are you eating that salty?

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
We're eating some pizza, some some La pizza.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Here, we're eating pizza and callers are calling and nitpicking
our careers.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
And yeah, it's it's it's been very revealing and upsetting.
What do you got? What are we doing wrong?

Speaker 8 (46:44):
What are you doing wrong? Are you eating Bobka?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
No, do you like or not like Bobka?

Speaker 8 (46:51):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
I recently got two Bobka's in the mail, one cinnamon
and one chocolate in the Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:59):
Oh which when you're eating first?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Well, I just assumed that I was a chocolate boy,
but then gotta say I've grown into a cinnamon boy.
The cinnamon one was way better.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Now you're not gonna like what I have to say
on this topic, but I'm not really into Bobka. Wow?

Speaker 8 (47:17):
Is it too dry?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Just in terms of, like, you know, this whole running
theme of like if something is worth the cows? Oh, yeah,
if I'm gonna eat dessert cows, it's not. It ain't
gonna be Bobka.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
What are you doing?

Speaker 8 (47:33):
But you could pretend it's breakfast cows? What is it breakfast? Though?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Do you eat it with coffee in the morning?

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
That sounds good, But you haven't done that.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
I guess I have, like if it I don't really
eat sweets like that, but when it's there, like, I
just like, I don't want it to get stale and
then throw it away, Like I have to take care
of this.

Speaker 8 (47:55):
It's like a Christmas thing for me, not Bobka, but Petitza.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
It's a kind of fuck got you.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
I was gonna say, you're very is your Christmas meal?

Speaker 8 (48:08):
No? No, no, yeah, Patisa, it basically the same.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I don't like how it's like kind of flaky but
kind of dense.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
You know.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
What, what if I just fell asleep?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
What I'm going to do? What am I going to
do is have If I'm going to have dessert, what
am I going to have? Princess cake?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
I love a princess cake so good.

Speaker 8 (48:37):
I don't know what that is. You don't, No, it's
a princess cake.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
You got to give it a goog.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Okay, or I can tell you. I guess. It's like
mar marzipan.

Speaker 7 (48:50):
It's hello, Hello.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Have you ever had princess Have you ever had a
princess cake?

Speaker 9 (49:01):
Princess cake? Like a cake like one of those Barbie
cakes where it's like a princess mmmm.

Speaker 11 (49:12):
Mmmm.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
It's marzipan and I believe, like sort of. And then
there's a layer of like raspberry jam almost I haven't.
I haven't, unfortunately, vanilla custard. It's really good.

Speaker 9 (49:32):
I'm not a I'm not a fruit cake person.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Fruitcake, chocolate cake.

Speaker 9 (49:36):
I like chocolate, I like vanilla. I don't like cake
that has jammers.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Okay, you're not going to walk berry. Yes, well it's
a thin layer. You might you might like it.

Speaker 9 (49:45):
I'll try it. I'll try it.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Uh, what do you call about? Do you have any
criticisms on our careers?

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Have you ever done a past life meditation? That's what
I've been thinking about today.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
No, how's it work?

Speaker 8 (49:58):
It was awesome.

Speaker 9 (49:59):
They were trending during COVID when everyone was crazy on TikTok,
and I was like, maybe this is crazy, and so
I did want I looked it up on YouTube and
I did a meditation and I tried it three times
and it didn't work, and then the fourth time it
did work. And it takes you through three or four
main memories from one of your past lives and it
was super cool.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
And what were you?

Speaker 9 (50:23):
I was just a girl. It was just a girl.
But craziest part was that during one of the moments
in my life, I was getting married and I knew
that I was pregnant, and never in this life have
I ever been pregnant. But now I feel like I
know what the feeling inside of my body is. I
feel like I know exactly where my uterus is. It's

(50:44):
like above the vagina, I mean like inside of my core.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (50:51):
Don't worry. I didn't know where it was before.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
But I feel like anyone who talks about past lives,
it's always like they were like famous figures, and like,
I know, no.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
One's ever, no one's ever like I was a rat.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yeah, but now I know what it's like.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
I'm scurrying through a sewage system, and I know what
it's like to watch you people shot up. I'm talking God,
It's like, do you really think your joke's gonna be
more interesting? Sometimes I just can't. I know everyone hates
me and my engagement as well.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
It's real bad. It's getting worse, and you're posting too much, Dan.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Posting way too much and getting that low low engagement.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Uh and this this might be relevant to the caller.
I'm always kind of shocked, shocked, like it hurts me
to my core, makes me question everything when I see
like a cool young comedian who follows all of my
friends but doesn't follow me, and I'm like, what am
I doing wrong? How did I not make the cut.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I have those same thoughts, but then I go, you
know what, I'm fucking I'm gonna be fifty soon.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah, what am I doing? Yeah? Why do I care?
Why am I looking at Yeah exactly, yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, this color is like, yeah, he's dramatized.

Speaker 9 (52:06):
Oh but the crazy. But in the past by meditation
I did. I got married and then the next memory
that it was is I was walking down a street
and my husband was like walking down two blocks below me.
And then when we were like right across the street
from each other, he walked he was walking across the
street and he got hit by a car.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Where's it? How are you distinguishing between just fantasies that
you're having and a past life coming to you?

Speaker 9 (52:40):
I think just because I tried to do it a
bunch of times, I couldn't get in the couldn't get
in the headspace. And then I did get in the headspace,
and it's the timeline matched up was when I was born.
I think that was the craziest part. And I don't
know how else I would have had all those like
body sensations while it was happening.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Well, what are you doing to get you in that?
I missed this trend. I was raising my child but
what are you doing that is leading you to this?

Speaker 9 (53:10):
You go into the meditation and then it's like this
old guy talking. Maybe it's all bullshit. Who am I
to say? But he would like get you into this,
Like wait, I'm.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Sorry, what did you say?

Speaker 7 (53:21):
There's an old guy where?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (53:24):
Onto on the YouTube video it was. It was a
YouTube video. It was like a forty minute YouTube video.
It was a guided meditation.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
You do you think you would be susceptible to a
cult Maybe I can't imagine. Like, first of all, I
see this trend, I'd scroll through it like okay, a
bunch of weird hysteria for likes. Then if I even
got to the next level of going over to YouTube

(53:52):
now I'm watching some old man for forty minutes, I
would have tapped out at minute probably five. So to
go to all those levels, I think you would be
susceptible to a cult leader.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
And good news, we got one started right here. You're
in on the ground floor.

Speaker 10 (54:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
What should our goal? What should our nefarious goal be?

Speaker 4 (54:17):
More followers, more engagement, more engagement.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
We're already in that cult. I think if you posted
a little bit more listen you're joking, right, because I
said that guy said I've posted too much. Yeah, well,
I went to the The numbers are not looking good
for me because I've been looking at like some of
the most the people that I think of as the
most egregious overposters and we're on.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Park Yeah yeah, yeah, don't I this is this is upsetting.
I think this person found like I really found a
new way into to make you feel it.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
But also, I mean, and there's so many. It's like
when I got to Hollywood, I was living a life
free of wiki feet. You know, I didn't even know
I had a torso until I started doing red carpets.
So you know, it's good to add a new thing
to the mix. That people are judging low engagement on
a post that I would have thought, Eh, you know what,

(55:12):
it's the second post about an international comedian that I'm
shining a light on because she's a genius, and no
no engagement.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
I had those celebrity net worth websites. I love how
varied my net worth is.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah, well those are just absolute nonsense, I know.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
But once its thirteen billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Is cool?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
You should be posting that every other day? And look,
I said that and then I go, I do overpost
because I'm advising you.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
But I do think that was you know, I'm gonna
post way more now. Yeah, yeah, I can get numbers.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Oh she hung up?

Speaker 4 (55:50):
That is right?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Who is this? Who are you? What's your secret? Good
god crazy thing? Do you hate me and Joe? And
follow up question are you into some really weird shit
and really weird world?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Go?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Am I in'to really weird shit? What? I don't hate you?

Speaker 10 (56:21):
Definitely don't hate you.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
About Joe, but I definitely.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Go oh is in the eleventh hour she slips one in.
That's fine, No, that's perfect episode. Though, what would we
call this episode? I'm like, no, go ahead, go ahead.
So what's the crazy world that you're in?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
The crazy world I'm in is currently Brooklyn doesn't feel
as crazy. I'm a quiet part of Brooklyn. I'm in
Carroll Gardens doesn't feel that insane right here, crazy sunset.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
I used to live in Carroll Gardens Presidents.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Now we're talking pretty close, pretty close.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
I live. I'm on the other side, you know, maniac
really Yeah, it was the summer. I was an intern
at the Maury Povid Show and I was sharing a
room with my friend David, and we lived with the
man who we found out made uh, produced pornography.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Oh my god. First of all, who, okay, who would
rent out a room to two people exactly? That's a
crazy person.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
And then he had a he had a roommate like
who lived with him, and it was just a woman
who was like an executive at MTV and they had
some sort of arrangement where she lived for free but
had to like sleep with him. It was it was
like a nightmare. Craigslist that crazy.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah, yeah, Craigslist. I got a roommate, which is so
crazy by putting up signs being like college graduate woman
looking for a roommate.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
And I actually can't believe I did.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Yeah, it's like a sience like murder me.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Literally put it in my laundry, mats, cafe, all over
the place with my phone off.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
My god, can you imagine.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
And then I got actually this guy who was a
photographer at Newsweek, and he was actually kind of cool
but and he was a great cook and he was Vietnamese.
He would make amazing food. And now actually I think
it's still there. It opened to Vietnamese restaurant Little One
in the East Village. But anyway, he booted me when

(58:25):
I started dating.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
So you will.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
But it was like he didn't want I guess you
know who would want someone bringing dudes home? Just like
it's not.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
No, I get it.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah yeah, it's not ideal.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
But also you can't like to rent someone in a
room with the parameter that they.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Can't have a full leg right, that is fucked up.
My guy said he discovered vin Diesel.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Yeah, and we weren't allowed to cook. We just show.
He was like, I don't want crumbs. He had this
whole thing. He's like Crome crumb, spring ants and spring
cockro So you.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Went to meet him and looked at this house.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
We were let's do it twenty and like broke and
needed to live in New York.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
But you met this old man and you were like,
he seems okay.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
He was like we knew it was bad, but it
was like in the part of Brooklyn we wanted to
be in, and it was like it's just for a summer.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
But were you like talking to each other like, oh
my god, he's crazy, but let's just do it.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Yeah. Basically, we had no options He also he laced
a joint with a PCP and didn't tell me, and
I smoked PCT with him and then just like walked
around Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
How was PCP slip any cars?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
No? I wasn't like jacked, but like, I remember, we
were watching Get Shorty, and I had the interior monologue
of like, oh wait, Get Shorty shouldn't be the scariest
movie I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
I don't know if I've seen it, but I am.
I was rejected by a guy on Instagram who eats
fruit called fit Shorty, whoa I wanted to come on
the podcast, and he was apparently too busy. He literally
eats tropical fruit and says.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
Wow, that's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
And I was like, I wanted the guy to come
on because my son loves him, and he declined.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Well, I mean he's got to go shopping for this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah, he's eating fruits and describing them on I used
to have a friend who no longer really talks to me,
and she would post videos of herself crying in her car. Hmm,
and stop. It's hard. It's hard to get on board
with that. Yeah, if you're posting a video crying in
your car, God, that's what I would like call in.
Please it may not be this episode. No, I know

(01:00:43):
this episode is exclusively for weirdos and haters.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
You know what though, like you did bring me on them.
This is my fault, absolutely, But.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
It is funny that you did say it's gonna be
a weird vibe. It was, but I don't know. I
actually do think sometimes that is more like the old
school version of the podcast a little bit, which was
just like lots of strange calls and awkward mindents and
kind of being in fight or flight mode, which I
think we'll see when we when we listen to it,
but it could result in a good podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Okay, Well, the time will tell.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Time will certainly tell you, so it doesn't matter if
it's good or bad.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
No, Because also it's like I had I want to
do a past lives meditation, Now you do, would you?

Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Well, I went to the Integratron yesterday with Kylie, which
is like a like just bizarre place in Joshua Tree.
It's like a sound bath place, but like the the
like patter they do before the sound bath is like
they it's so casual, but it's just like, yeah, so
this is where the spaceships landed and you know, and

(01:01:46):
then I like, I was just like trying to remember
all the things I was going to google later. He
was like, and this is a very special spot because
it's actually the intersection of six to nine lay lines.
And I was like, remember lay lines. Remember lay lines?
You know, so I could like google this stuff later.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
And did you not record it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
No, they make you turn all your devices off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
They're like, we're about to say, yeah, some things that
are not fact checkable.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Yeah, now it's Kylie also like this is weirder.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
She was it's funny because she she does sound baths,
so she is a part of this world for sure.
But she's just like rolling her eyes at all that
I mean, because it's like she likes the therapeutic nature
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
But you know what's funny character is the sound bath
girl that's too cool for school, which is kind of
what she.

Speaker 10 (01:02:31):
Like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Literally it ended, and she was like, I hated it really, Yeah,
and it is embarrassing to like really find joy in
a thing that is like so cuckoo crazy for most
most of the people who do it are it's like,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I just realized we have a collar. Yeah, I totally forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I'm loving this chat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
All right, Well, any final thoughts? Call her? What did
we talk to you?

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
No? We didn't we we? Yeah? We I she said
what in the neighborhood?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
And I went off on Caerl Gardens. Right listen, this
this episode is actually a crisis.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
I do think this call got us back on track.
Though she didn't see anything, I know, but it was
helpful to like I thought, I think we got into
a rhythm. No, do you have any criticisms for us?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
You guys had a really good vibe going. I think
I'm honestly just cutting it off. No.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
No, generally speaking, like, yeah, that's been that's been sort
of the theme of the nights. People unsolicited have been
criticizing us in our careers and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
I think both of you are doing amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Thank you. Thanks. Can you follow me on Instagram?

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Can I tell you? I literally just did.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Oh wow, this is working out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
You know what I hate is when someone like, if
you do something? This is all so petty. I'm actually
ashamed to share half of these thoughts about the machinations
of social media, and I have to say, as a parent,
I'm terrified, Oh you got it, child to experiences, think
about you have all the hormones. I'm like, I should
be reasonably grounded at this point. And I'm like, but

(01:04:09):
it's like when you do like some appearance and it's
on a different account, they post it and its like
I love her, and then you look and they don't
follow it. What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
So many mysteries out there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
I have to like dehornify my Instagram constantly.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I mean like there's all the girls.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Yeah, well, like I go on the explore page. It's
so humiliating because like someone you'll be like talking about
something you saw and then you want to like search it.
But for that brief moment, people can see your explore
page whatever it's called. And mine is just like literally
women like jiggling their breaths. You've looked at that, or
my eyes have literally just lingered, you know what I mean?

(01:04:47):
Like I don't click on them. Yeah yeah, so then
I have to like click on them and be like
not interested. So I'm like I'm telling my Instagram like
slash g slash gesus, so like like I can only
get like basketball content on the Explorer page. It's bad.
It's bad, and it'll be fine for for weeks and

(01:05:08):
then like, yeah, I might look at something and then
it's just like all back to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Like to the point where you don't want to click
a thing, you don't want to give any information about
yourself to.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
The Yeah, whatever it is, whatever TikTok rules, I'll say that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Wow, you're fucking weird TikTok rules. Send me some TikTok Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
If I'll say this, if Biden makes TikTok illegal, I'm
storming the Capitol.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Hold on. It would be me and a bunch of
literally haven't even posted on there, and so.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
I don't really post on it. I'm just I'm a
I'm a viewer. Like there's a guy I follow this
guy named Sigma Thoughts. He calls himself a Sigma male
and he's going through so he wears to hide his identity.
He wears like the bottom half of a skull, okay,
and like T shirts that are always like emblazoned with

(01:06:03):
with uh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
He shows his eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
He shows his eyes, and then it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Can't you do technology to recognize someone by their eyes?

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
I don't know. I mean, he has like he has
like twelve followers and then he uh he wears T
shirts that all have like sort of Templar Knights kind
of iconography like the Crusades, and all he does is
give people weekly updates on his custody battle with his
ex wife. And I'm just like, it's so good and

(01:06:32):
so that's that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
And PCs are also really good on TikTok you got
real life and PCs they're like people pretending to be
like those extra characters.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yeah, that's literally bad.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
There are teenagers who do really good. Have you seen
those kids who like look like they're their characters in
Grand Thefty They look.

Speaker 10 (01:06:51):
Like AI, yeah crazy, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
It rules, It rules. Yeah, so your son could like
be that.

Speaker 16 (01:06:58):
We get to this, dude, we get so fun away
from what we were before, away from will be pretty.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
Silence is the curious, true.

Speaker 13 (01:07:28):
Broken alone.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
It's really watching like a master paint to canvas, Like
I just love this is what's really amazing to see
it from behind?

Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
What is this?

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
Jo?

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Perfect jizza?

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Oh? I owe you one of my pizza t shirts? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
No I have? Did you not think? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Yeah, you gave.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
It to it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
I don't remember. I'll give you a number.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
What's this?

Speaker 17 (01:08:17):
I need gravy, I don't I need I don't I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Do, I need crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
I don't even remember this.

Speaker 10 (01:08:27):
Bravy Raby, Bravy.

Speaker 17 (01:08:30):
So so so soup, so so so soup, so so
so soup, so so so soup, so so so soup.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Great. These are great?

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Actually, yeah, reminded me of a TikTok.

Speaker 14 (01:08:51):
Little silliness, little silliness, little lightness. Come on, little silliness,
little silliness.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Little lightness.

Speaker 14 (01:08:58):
Come on, little silliness, little silliess, little lightness, Come on,
little silliness, little silliness, little lightness, Come on, littles. This
feels right, little lightness, come on, little silliness.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
That feels good to me. It's my soul.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
I wouldn't say I'm serious.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Guess what silliness and lightness is out? You know what
I sa just being an absolute fucking self publicist, self agent,
fucking ad man for a bunch of social media companies.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Right, that's the verdict.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
So if you don't like my engagement, make it better.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Right, you're the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
One spending your time calling my podcast, Right, you know
what I'm verging on that guy? Do you? I've tried
to bring this up before. But that guy who's like
defending his crying daughter on the internet early Internet, He's.

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
Like, consequences will never be the same.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yeah, like you can't win. You can't win the Internet.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
No, no, no, it's uh so whatever. Yeah, to meet
grinder people. Yeah, I did a sensory deprivation tank a
couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Oh my god, you're going off the deep end.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
I keep trying to end this and now I'm like,
now see you might be pulling this energy to no question.
You just did a sensory deprivation.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Wow are you okay? Clearly when someone starts doing that,
you start going, oh, you're hurting too. I want a
will to come in here.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
It was my birthday present from my wife. So what
does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Get out, I get your senses out of the picture. Yeah,
we're gonna end this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Yeah, this has been she's still on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Oh seven, I'm absolutely falling off. Seventeen minute caller.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
She ruled, she rules, she rules. I'm a big fan.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
You notice I haven't hit one jackpot. Haven't hit one.
I haven't hit one jackpot because another commentary was like,
you hit so many jackpots and it's hard to listen
to it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
It's another what they do.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
This is what they do. They unravel your brain until
you're just like, what's okay to do? What's o key
creatively for you? What's not gonna upset anyone? And then
you're just sitting in a corner fucking making commercials.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
You know in a past life you didn't do this ship.
I know you did that, Jackpots, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
What You're right?

Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
You're right?

Speaker 15 (01:11:31):
Ye's it?

Speaker 10 (01:11:32):
I love it when you're VISTI when you hang up
on Pepa.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
Well, guess what bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
You gonna getting of time?

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
It's still at that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
What car are you getting into?

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
What vehicle right now?

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Exit the show?

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Uh? Oh a monster truck?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Here goes Joe. Any last words you want to yell
as you get in your car, follow me Liken subscribe.
I'm not even getting in a car. I'm gonna sit
here and meditate on what I'm doing with my life.
So today there's no car for me. I'm just sitting
here and thinking about who do I tract? Why I'm

(01:12:29):
writing some notes about some of my initial thoughts, why
do I attrack these people? What is it about me?
And then I'm simply going to walk and think.

Speaker 15 (01:12:53):
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