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We're quite the duo. I said today, Look, I just popped.
Is it? He goes, I have a cold star. I'm like, yeah,
we're so cute. Calm down with Erin and Carissa is
a production of iHeartRadio. Oh, I'm just covering a bullet hole.
I just got done doing a Dak Prescott interview and
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popped what was right above my lip pop shoes. I
got big poppy. Was it right before the interview or
was it right after the and I I just did
it right before, it was after. I was a good girl.
I was thinking about you last night when I landed
in Dallas, said about midnight. I was like, oof, she
looks ready, but I'm going to kill myself if it's
bad tomorrow. And as soon as I got off that plane,
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bag my girl. You know what if we've learn Goes
to Dina mine else in life, We're still going to
pick our face, but now we know when to pick it.
So I think that's called mature. Yeah, already into it. Okay,
Dak Prescott, Ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy for you. First
sit down of the year. We love Dak Dak so great,
love great. Obviously he's the best dude. So he's a
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little mature now with the old baby, very cute six
month old daughter, and that baby is Margaret Jane, named
after his mom. Come on, sweet, did you guys compare
this on parenthood? You're you know, you're about what eight
months ahead of him on this, Janny? I am, yeah,
you know. He was just talking about how her laugh
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is like a scream that you know, he wanted to
bring her and I was bummed out he didn't, And
just how I started crying when he was talking about
how he named her after his mom, and like, you know,
I said, what would your mom love the most about her?
And like how she takes a little bit like and
I just started crying and I said, hey, hey, Dak,
remember when I was a salty old bitch. I mean,
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look at this girl. She's crying out a drop of
a hat. I'm like, this is what babies do to you.
That's really sweet, though, and that baby is so freaking cute.
But look at that y'all all grown up now. Very sweet,
But that gets us right into a pre You guys
are lucky that you have partners to help you raise
the babes. But we've got a gens usy to know
I'm a show. Sorry sister that I always messed up.
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Jen Suzu, solo parenting is hard. Any tips for staying
connected to friends as you sister, Yeah, Look, I have
a hard time staying connected to my friends just because
of everything going on. I like have to catch up
in the text chain or with you. I haven't talked
to you all week, which is crazy. I you know,
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it's funny you and I say this all the time.
When it's easy, it's easy. And I just feel like
when your friends get it and they're easy in the relationship,
it doesn't take much effort. It's fine. Get to it
when you can. And also to try to make time
for yourself to go get that cocktail with that girlfriend,
or do the FaceTime with the cocktail with the girlfriend
or coffee talks, like we try to allow ourselves to do.
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We're in line, we are we need one bad makes
the time you have to My girlfriend Courtney text me
the other day and she's got two kids under the
age of three, and she just she said on a
textage to me and my other girlfriend Meg. She goes,
I'm really sorry for being such a shit friend. And
I was like, first of all, you're not a ship friend.
But if you feel that way, the fact that you
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acknowledge that, I think is already like incredible. I mean,
I would never judge anyone when you're you have a
million different things going on. But I think in this case, Jen,
when you ask that question, I think, if you feel
like you're neglecting your friends or your family or whatever
because your focus is on your child, any friends or
family that are that love you will understand that. So
I think if you're feeling a little bit off, just
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bring it up and then say, hey, all you know
to your point, let's catch up this week or let's
catch up next week, and put it on the calendar
like we do with work stuff. We talked about on
last week's episode about prioritizing our relationship. I think that
friends are just as important. So do it while you're
don't do it at the nail salon. Noough, this one
does not like when you catch up with people that
nail salon. No. But it is a good time when
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you think about it, unless no one else is in there.
Very true, very true. Next Anonymous, I would have a
very hard time with this. My sister in law is
a heavy breather in yoga class. She always matt by me.
Do I say something? Yeah, yes, it's I can't take
the heavy breathing. Okay, what would you say if I
was a heavy breather next to you in a yoga class? Actually,
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I know what you would say. I pushed you out
of the way. It's the Taylor Swift concert. I mean,
come on, I obviously you got this shirt. By the way,
we're in London. I love you, I love you. This
is what you would say to me. Okay, what are
we doing over here? Are we breath? I appreciate that directness,
though I would not. I don't know if I could
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be as direct. Depends on your relationships with your sister
in law exactly. But I would bring up somebody else
that does it and be like, you know what drives
me nuts is when my friend is a heavy breather
in a yoga class. So then even if it throws
like a little signal into her brain like oh am,
I have you breathered, I'd be like, well, you're not
the quietest, so you know, maybe it's like an indirect
way of getting to it. Yeah, I think you need
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to say something, and if you don't have the balls
to say it directly to her. Use someone else as
an example. That is my suggestion. R CO sign Miranda
Cadaryl any tips for long distance flight? I have nine
hour flights soon. I am a Greg Olsen on planes.
By that, she means that she doesn't eat or drink
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on planes. Greg does he not drink either? Like I
would say for a nine hour flight, I'm gonna say
my friend drinks. I hope he dies he has to.
But when Greg was on the podcast, he was talking
about how I'll never eat or drink on plane rides. Yeah,
if it's anything over a few hours. I mean, a
guy is thirsty. But you've just done the European flight
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in three days. What was your between the London trip
and now your Italian wedding? What are your suggestions for
a nine hour flight? I brought a book. I enjoy
a cocktail. I don't want to get too overserved, and
I'm not gonna lie. I take a little night night pill.
I just have to. I'm going to get some at
least six hours. I love I can sleep on planes.
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I can if that plane ride is thirty minutes to
Las Vegas or you know, fifteen hours, like I'm going
to Australia. I'm sure it's longer than that. I'd love
to go to Australia. You know, the best time to
go to Australia is during our football season, so we
never end up being But I would really like that.
I can sleep anywhere. I can sleep on a plane,
I can fall asleep like that. But I would say
on a flight like that, I get really excited to
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catch up on movies that I haven't seen. I also can,
you know, get a full seven hours in and I
like to time it with like where I'm going, so
when I land, I can hit the ground running. It
makes me think of what I texted you after a
few cocktails when I was going to Italy. I said,
I hate going to Europe without you. I do. I
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don't like when you do anything without me. Next, I
like this one care ten thirty two. Who are your
girl crushes? Mine are Julia Roberts, Jennifer Anison and Taylor's
with very good way to rattle those off. Gosh, I've
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got a lot of girl crushes into Cara. What was
Cameron a girl crush? Oh? Yeah, Cameron was a girl
crush Charlotte least their own. I like even cut my
hair like single white female to look like her. And
I remember I was on a red carpet and I
had the same haircut in her and I was like,
like looking at a Mara Hankal and She's like what
I was like, Okay, never mind, but she's lovely. Big
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fan of hers, Jennifer Anison, She's always Julia Roberts. Those
are definitely ones. I also get Kylie Kelsey like after
our like five seconds, even though it was I could
have hung out with her all week. And but she
is so likable and easy and just yeah, she's a
reale that makes you feel like you've known her forever.
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And yeah she's she's up there. She's adorable. I've never
met Leon Dry Sidle who just signed a huge contract
for the Edmonton Oilers, or his wife, but she is
so hot. And Jarrett literally was just saying, oh GC
dry title sign an eight year deal, and I go, wow,
he's rich and has a hot wife. What a life,
good friend. I mean, she is so good looking. So
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I don't know what nationality she is, like she is
I would assume European, but wow, she is so wild.
There are some very very pretty women out there in
the world, and I like men, but I mean I'm
the first to say, like, there's some very attractive women anonymous.
If you text a guy and he gives you a
one word answer, move on depends I see anonymous. Here's
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my thing. It's a very simple phrase when it comes
to texting or dating or taking anyone on a date whatever.
If they want to, they will. That's it. Just it's
that simple. If the person isn't a great texter, that
relationship wouldn't work for me anyways, because I'm all about
the banter on text. I think I'm really into the comedy.
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So if you're getting one word answers, I don't know
if it's necessarily that he's not that into It just
might be that he's in the middle of doing something.
And then you can't overanalyze that either. You can't be like, oh,
he only said sure or only said yes. If he's
in the middle of a work day and he's like
the guy that goes to work and is like dedicated
to that, like don't blow his phone up, just like
do a little scouting report and don't take it too personal.
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Although I will say if the OK goes straight down
to the letter K and he can't even be bothered
doing the Oh you might want to get out. I mean,
if he can't even do two letters, too legit to quit.
I'm out. Yeah, no, I get that. Hey, can I
make an update to our girl crush list? Yeah? For
anonymous Hannah Hannah Jeter. Oh god, you want to talk
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about beautiful. She's the girl who has no makeup on
and you're like, there's no way, Yes there is. And
skin is glow glowing, not bleeding AnyWho. Yeah, she's a
tennis fire. I'm fifty eight and looking for love. Is
it too late for me? No? No, are you say lightly?
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It's sixty Oh my, oh god, fifty eight? I mean please,
you're just getting started. I think that's you know what.
That makes me sad because obviously I didn't find love
until we found love? What are we going to do
with it? I didn't find love until later on in life?
And I mean, I'm, what forty two about to be
forty three. I say this to my girlfriends like that,
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aren't in a relationship right now, And they're like, but
I'm getting older, And I'm like, hey, you want to
feel better, you could be like me and have been
in really crappy, shitty relationships. And if I could go
back and tell myself, like, hey, don't worry about the
marriage thing. Just stay single, because stay in single means
that you still have an opportunity for something great. Like
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I think the worst case scenario in this is that
you're fifty eight and stuck in a relationship you don't
feel like you can get out of. If you're a
fifty eight and single, think of all the possibilities. The
world is your oyster. Get out there, it is Ariel.
Get out there, put some lip glass on, and just
tackle the day. My god, speaking of that, I woke
up this morning and I was like ready, I don't
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know if it's that post labor day thing. Yeah, uh huh,
you heard me. I woke up because our light's over.
We are into go. And I was so excited to
like do dumb I've been putting off, like organizing my closet,
like I want all every single bag cleaned out, wrappers
out of the bottom of the purses, like I am
in a real light. And I was supposed to go
on a trip. I was supposed to go with Steve
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on a trip this past week, and something fell through
and so then just like seriously through the floor, apparently
in the kitchen, and so Or did it. So I'm
kind of relegated and like stuck at home. But it
actually is a good thing because it's forcing me to
do all the things that I would have procrastinated, and
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then the season would start, which it does for me
us on Sunday and it's over. When do you travel
this week? I just traveled yesterday for DAK Monday, and
then I'm going on Sunday since my future is done
or Saturday? Whoa Saturday? I may miss the game if
I leave on Sunday. What day is it? Yeah? My
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eyes twitching and I was it? So I'm right on
the show for a first game of the year. Yeah,
you always get that, right bos stress and lack of sleep,
but we'll get to that in a big show. So
no today. Yeah, being happy in life? What is the
thing you like most about each other's husband or partner.
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I was just talking about your husband, Steve this weekend
in Montana to a couple of our friends. I haven't
really spent a lot of time with him, and we
were just talking about well, how the story got started
was we were talking about Tony Gonzalez, and then we
were talking about your relationship with Tony and how much
Tony adores you, and how close your entire group is
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and how I love that so much, and how much
they're obsessed with you and you're the glue and you
keep them together. And yeah, we were just talking about that,
and then somebody asked what we thought of Steve, and
I said, he is the best thing that happened to
our relationship and to like all of us, because I said,
I call Steve more than I call CHRISA Sometimes. I
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just love him so much. He's so easygoing. JAREDT and
my manager slash friends husband Mike Marini or plus one,
they always are together. But that's exactly how Jarrett and
Steve are. They handle our shit, they handle our craziness,
and they can go entertain themselves and it's just so nice.
So I just love that Steve fit right in. I
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love his humor, I love his creativity, I love just
I love so many things about him. I love him
so much. Oh, that is such a nice endorsement. Going
to cut and paste that and pretend like it's me
who just said all those nice things about Steve. What
I love most about Jarrett Stole. There's I always say this,
if you can't get along with Jarrett, that it's you problem.
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This is an individual you can put in any room.
You can put him with a white house, a dive bar,
a clubhouse, a locker room. I don't know the NATO's strummit.
For Christ's sake. I mean this guy he may struggle there, No, No,
he's Canadian. He gets along with everyone. Sure, you can
put him anywhere, and he is the ultimate like plus
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one because he's going to make sure you have a
good time. He's going to make sure you feel included.
And God knows that he's had to hear all about
my nonsense throughout our you know, fifteen years of friendship
and he always he always makes me feel like, I
don't know, like like a sister kind of a feeling
where he's like, hey, Bud, like how you doing it.
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He's just he's just so lovely And I know that
no matter what, Like even today, for example, this is
how generous Aaron is. By the way, you guys, she's
flying back, she's got a million other things going on,
and she's such a fixer. And I was talking about
how I can't get into this vet. She immediately puts
Jarrett and I and Steve or whatever writes on our
text chain like. Jarrett writes back immediately like I'll help.
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I got no problem, you know, I'll reach out to
the VET. That that's the kind of person. You guys
are together as a couple, but as an individual. Jarrett
is definitely the guy that like, if there's a problem,
you can count on him to fix it. We're quite
the duo. I said today, look I just popped his in.
He goes, I have a cold star. I'm like, yeah,
we're so cute. And with that, we will continue all
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conversations including it is finally here. We have talked about it.
The season is upon us and I'm very excited tune
into the big show. We will break down all things
leading up to week one, including Aaron has already been
working her interview Garlic for acne, Oh my God. Calm
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