At the beginning of Nightcap, Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson knew they shared a love for the game of football, but they'd soon find out they share a hilarious fascination for something else: Viagra. Check out a compilation of Unc & Ocho's funniest and most off-the-wall blue diamonds talk from the first year of Nightcap.
03:40 - Ocho used Viagra before NFL games
09:34 - Relle's doctor friend likes Unc
16:55 - Unc's BEEN on the diamonds
20:35 - Viagra costs how much?!
30:03 - Unc = Blue Diamond Phillips
31:57 - Mile high club
35:27 - Bedroom advice
41:35 - Diamonds make you go blind?!
44:17 - Ocho prescribes diamonds & cold tubs
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Hey Trey Porter just asked. He said, O, Joe, is
(02:14):
it really true you took viagra doing games.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, half a pill, that's all you need. Half a pill.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Why are you trying to be out on the food
field with wood like that?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no, you're not listening. Listen,
you gotta think. Don't stay with me, now, stay with me.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'm with you them.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Think about it. Think about wagra. Right, you understand what
the pill does.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I understand what it does.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
We know what it does now of your talk about
five minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Listen to It's an enhancement with the increasing blood flow
to improve performance horizontally, depending on how you do it.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I don't know what you do at home, but to improve.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, this work to Ojoe right now.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
But if you take a half a pill mm hm.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
And take it before a game with a little bit
of red bull, it increases the blood flow, which enhanced
turns into almost an added performance enhance.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So you got to see you got a boot, So
you got a boost with that energy drink and the
blood flowing.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Then go and I'm out there. I'm out there going crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'm out there going crazy on the half a vigra
and a little bit of red bull, and people are like.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
God, Damn, I can't stop. I can't stop. Ohhoe for nothing,
And then you know how I am.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I'm talking the whole game. I'm talking the whole game.
So they're increasing blood flow. It has me moving times,
tending what I would regularly be moving without it.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
And that's what people don't understand. That's where the vigra
come into play.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, you probably take it them now, you probably had
when you had that twelve hour marathon, said you probably
like them blue diamonds.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I would listen. I was just I was just playing
about that. I was just playing about that.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
But this this hit real, because this is this is
one of the reasons why I feel I uh, I'm
one of the best ever because.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You what you can't do, what you can't do.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You can't tell the h the history of great NFL
receivers without talking about little old Joe.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They asked me talking about Oh Joe, do you still
take viagra? Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I don't need it no more. I don't need it
no more because I'm not playing football no more. I'm
not playing football no more. And listen when it comes
to and I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That is what that is't what it made you do
realize that backers the blood pleasure medicine.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Right, Oh yeah, you're right, you're right back And then they.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Found out they found out any game the side effect.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
They're like, what, well, listen, I ain't I ain't took it.
I ain't took it in years. She's been eleven, twelve
years and most.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Of the time.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You know, I can confirmed nor did not.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No, I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm gona tell you.
I'n'a tell you talk about me.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I ain't talking about you right now, talk about me.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You take it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I can either confirm nor did not. Nigga, Well I might.
I might have dabbled once a plenty of time.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Mm hmmo.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Hey, we family, and I can tell you and the
people that's watching. I can see the family because you
don't subscribe to us. So I'm gonna give it to you.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Wrong.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Oh no, don't do that for real. Paul, My bad,
my man, my bad bad. I mean I meant tell
the truth. I mean, okay with me, I may tell
(05:38):
the truth, you know I don't. I don't want to
lie like in my in my in my relationship, in
my marriage, in my union. You know, I don't need no, no, no,
no pill, I don't need because you ain't getting nothing
but three minutes anyway, you know what she has now, But.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You won't you want you know that that first time,
the first time you meet. Yeah, you want a bad Yeah,
you know you want to you know, and you show off.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, put out all the side, but huld up listen
and sometimes the time you know what you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You get in that right, and sometimes they catch you off.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Gone you be like, oh ship, so you gotta slow down,
you stop and you hold that say.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Real quick, you're gonna do that?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, you know you got your first time. You know
you don't talk. You don't talk. Oh yeah, Grandma, I
wanna pay you off. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So you popp So you popp well, you know you
popped with the first time you popped one. You put
it on real good, real good. Now the next time
you go back on yo, I went back o yo.
I ain't have I ain't have that diamond in my system. Okay,
you know, so I didn't do it quite like I
did it the first first time. Right, So I was
gonna go back for the third time, right, you know
(06:47):
when you hit me weird? Yeah, she said, bring that
penis you had. The first time I saw.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I wasn't a lot.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
JO want to.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Say, break that way.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You can't the first time I saw you, I want
that second one. You know. You know something, man, it
happened to the best of It happened to the time.
You know what, Chad, you say, why do you always open?
(07:28):
Nobody wanted wanted to tackle that. That's why you was
always open. Well, I ain't gonna tackle you either. I
was like, hey, I would wait till you run past
me and jump on your back.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I ain't tackling from the front.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
And sorry, people don't understand it.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
It wasn't nothing, It wasn't nothing like that. It was
just it was just say you was running on three legs. Yeah, yeah,
I was. I was, I was, I was, I was,
I mean, I'm I'm I'm not not gonna get into
that because I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't want to piss my baby off because I know, yeah,
I want to piss off.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, don't do that on you real friend. The doctor
just donated five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Man, that's too nice.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
In the row. What kind of doctor here? What kind
of doctor here? What got a doctor here? Because you
know I might need a little mind of surgery here there?
What kind of case you help me? O? Cause you
help a brother. Hold on, let me finish hitting the
holy ghost. Now hold on, hey boy, let me tell
(08:29):
you something now.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
If you don't stop playing, if you don't stop playing
and slide in them d ms, Hey, where you at?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Where you go? What you're doing?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Put with the more diamonds there. I don't know what
I want to see, but I'm gonna be ready. I
don't about diamond they're saying lamb. About thirty they saying lamb,
And I said the two hours.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'm good. Can you put that bag up to you?
Carry on?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Carry on, don't worry about me. Gott I got yo
by you. But listen, let me tell you something. God
loved the cheer forgiver. I told you yesterday. Don't ignore
(09:28):
the signs. Don't ignore the signs. This ain't this sign
ain't red. This sign is green. That means you need
to go. You need to look at the name, say
the name in the chat jotted down, send a DM
on Instagram and.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Do what you need to do.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Order my steps in by way which I want to walk.
So the cup continued to run it over. God said,
when a man findeth the wife, he findeth a good thing.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I don't know. I don't know what else you need
to see.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I don't know what else you need to see unless
you want God to come down here and slap across
the head.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Mm hmm. The sciences is right there, right there.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Let me say, if I still got that old script,
I can feel this old script out. You know, I
keep a script. I keep a script on it for
a thirty eight, for thirty eight. I might have to
get that old liquid. And you know they got that
liquid not at a one hundred milligram. They'll put a
couple of drops up out of your tougue.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
O Joe.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I wanted to test it out, Oh Joe. I wanted
to test it out because the doctor said, he said,
mister sharp, this liquid it's a little bit more. It's
a little more potent. And the tablets, Oh Joe, I said,
I don't, I said, you shure, doc, He said yeah.
So I went went home and I was going over
the bridge, and the bridge crooked. I dropped a little
(10:51):
drop in the water. The bridge straightened out bad lies.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I got it. I want to got it. The bridge
straight out. Then what this what I'm looking for?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Oh Joe right on oka mm hmmm, Hey man, listen, man,
I just I mean listen.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
It can't be more No, it can't be no more clear.
Is it used vazine? Okay?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I used Luma fied So I can
see real good and I can see what the man
up says is doing for you.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I can I can see it. The people in the
chest can see it.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah. Yeah, that would have been bad at me.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah, go and go ahead and do what you need
to do now, you know, on ahead you need to do.
Get them training wheels off of you. That she could
Hey that that I hey that that ice?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
That ice? That that ice? That ain't how you do
time out of time out like this?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay now okay, yeah I need a full time because
this is a twenty second time my basketball. I need
a full time. As a matter of fact, I really
burned all the three of mine right back to back
to back time out time out time. You know the
NFL you can't call back to back time out back
time right. Hey, uh you.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Know what, don't y'all? You you know you you got
me leaning?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, I know, I see you're blushing. Yeah, I see
you're blushing now.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
But you know, dark kid brother, we be blushing it.
Don't nobody even know?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, yeah, listen, I could listen. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm
I'm darking than.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
You, So I know, I know how you feel. I
can see it on the inside and you. It's okay
to be the aggressor. Sometimes it's okay to be thirsty.
You know, everybody want to be cool these days, to
pretend like they're not thirsty. You know, if you're not,
if you're not quenched, it's okay be thegressor. Sometimes you
gotta go for what you want. My grandma always told
(12:50):
me a clothing out, don't get fed in order to
have or get somebody that you want.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Sometimes you gotta take initiative. Take initiative.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Yeah, since I appreciate you, sis, since I love you,
Since I love you, and I thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I love you, and I thank you and.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You thank you.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
You're gonna be the plus one. We're gonna make it happen.
We're gonna make it happen.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Bad, Hey bad you, hey bad, your maker you? That'll
be the Bahamas.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, everybody all white, all white, matter of fact,
matter of fact, I forgot what to tell you at
the web. I'm putting it. I'm coming in on a
white horse. Yeah yeah, I'm riding a black one. Matter
of fact, you looked me up with.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah, let's go. That's that's the kind of talk I like.
I hate.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
People hate when the kid will come over. Hey kid,
kids go catch it.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You know, it's it's hard. You know, we got we
got too many kids, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, it's it's it's rough.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Right, you know, But I keep I'm in my room,
I keep it, I keep it. I keep the door closed.
Yeah yeah, het the door close because you know, you
know what I'm saying. They come in there, you don't see
something they ain't spold to see.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, I know I know what's talking about. Yeah, I've
been there before.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, catch the old catch the old man. Trampoline it.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Hey, go ahead, what are you gonna say with Joe listen?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
I would just get ready to say, I know it's inappropriate. O.
Kids never caught you on your We're a Family show.
Oh yeah, they caught you. They think Yeah you think
you think.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
You lot the dough? Did you lock the door.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
You turn and you hit a squeak at the door
and you and you're stopping your paws and he just
got that.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Look prose that God damn dump.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, I got, I got, I got caught to O Joe.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
That's that's a bad feeling. Yeah, that's a bad feeling.
But but you know he can't he cave me adapt
and daddy like that. Yeah, yeah, I can't get anymore.
Ain't nothing slow about your old bad now.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
But he walked.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's not slowed by me, but walk of slowed down
a little bit. I ain't fast like I was on
was but a you don't, man, you know I had
to had to snow with them diamonds in me.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Too, O Joe.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, man, the old diamonds, od Joe, because I've been
on them diamonds. I've been on them diamonds and not
when they first came out. Yeah yeah, yeah, O Joe.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Well I was I'm talking about Yojo. I'm talking about
I was like.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I got, I got, I gotta I gotta try that.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I gotta I got, O Joe. Man the first time. Yeah,
I'm talkdou I'm young, I'm talking aboutout twenty the first.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Time, O Joe, are you telling them things way back then?
Drop back then?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Don't the Definitely I wanted to Joe, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I want to be right right right the first time, Joe,
first time. You know you got you gotta lead that impression. Yeah,
I pop that thing. Yeah, yes, up, So you know,
I get up to go to the bathroom. Yes, I
come back. She's looking up under the bed. She looking
all in the closet. She walked the hall. I said, God,
(16:27):
what you're doing? She say, who in the he'll help you?
Because ain't no way somebody you did that by yourself?
O Jo. The clause in the hallway, she said, somebody
helped you. Ain't no, ain't nobody knowing one person.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Hey man, you gotta tell you, gotta you gotta tell you.
Send me a prescription. I got prescription for them things.
Get that liquid they may legal lettle star that thing
hit you quick.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Drop we the moteb is gonna take about thirty to
forty five, right that legal hit that I think.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Right away, get right in right into transmission.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Harder than the times of twenty nine. What yeah, y'all
looking out there. That's the great depression. That's what happened
the year the Great Depression happened in twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
That's how hard thing it had you. Right, okay, right, o'toe.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
I'm gonna try that.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Man at the end of the year. That'ster a thousand.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Let me see what I can buy all you're gonna
owe me a thousand?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I ever try to think what I can get for
one thousand dollars and what can I get? What can
get for one thousand dollars? Because I'm gonna have a
thousand a year from you.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I bet you won't. That's at least that's thirteen diamonds.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
You sitting here, You sitting here really thinking the raven
gonna beat the be Banngos next year with the healthy
youer Borough.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
That's thirteen diamonds I can get O your twelve.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Wait, that's talking about that house A long a pill
eighty dollars eighty eighty two hundred dollars pill.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Oh, head, by listen, i'd be I'll be walking around
with ed oh no oh, no, hey, hey, eighty dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You wanna be talking about Eric Dickerson. That's the only
eed I WoT that's the only ed I know and
all I know. Up easy, you talking about Eric Dickerson.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Lied to me.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I'm talking about that that you know, that commercial that
come on.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Doing it exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yeah, ain't who's paying eighty dollars for a pill?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
A guy that's trying to get a mean one, A
guy that's trying to give mama meaning.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Never never that my mama, Mama, Mama gonna get it
from somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Hey, you know she ain't gonna get little not saying
my house. I ain't got no problem, but it going
again somewhere. But she ain't finna be laying next to
me and somebody else giving them putting me up.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Excuse me and do it? Do it with that man,
you better man, I'll tell you about to baby get
I vote. I voted.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I've been a chat man. I was about to start
talking like I'm at the barber shop.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Man, Hey, my bad, that's what people. Yeah, listen, you
know how when it comes to money, man, you ain't
eighty dollar forg goddamn pill just to do something that
gonna last two minutes, that don't make.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
That's two minutes bad.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Ain't nothing like that excitement you ride the roller coaster
and when you were a kid out on the America Round,
all they did was riding around head thrill of your life.
More than two minutes, you get the right one.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
No, it ain't. It ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Fact, you can't get the wrong That's that's something, you
know what ain't no bad sything?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
That bad?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yeah, you you remember growing up and you've been with
somebody who ain't had no goddamn rhythm.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
They throw everything off. Yes, that bad, Yeah that is bad.
I'm about bad, like, but I.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Just thought that that's what. That's what, that's what.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's where you say, let me leave, don't know. That's
that's what I say. Don't nobody move with me?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Hey, you ever you ever seen somebody on the dance
floor and you be like, where the hell is your rhythm?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
That happens.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
That happens horizontally all the time. I can't say all
the time.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
But okay, but but I mean, but if you want
all you can't mess up on all fours. Don't nobody.
I don't want nobody to bo with me. Ojom hm.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
How did we get here?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I don't know how we got that's you tell me
about you didn't want to pay no money?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Oh no, we were, we were from five hundred dollars.
Oh you talk about that? Okay, my bad, My bad.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Let him down. Hey what what the price? Field? Look
the price up right quick?
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Eighty dollarsh man. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I don't care. I don't care they called five hundred.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I'm good. I ain't listen. I don't even I don't
even pay my own bills on time.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
You think I'm paying eighty dollars for a pill that's
supposed to help me in the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, it ain't happening. Hey, it ain't happen. The captain
ninety dollars, not dollars per people. Hey, that thousand dollars.
That thousand dollars. I get me nine pills, nine pills,
but eleven I get level eleven pill.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Nine hundred and ninety dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
You're not gonna get it from me because the Bengals
ain't losing to the Ravens next day?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Hey what and you don't want you? I go to
they tell about you want to put it in the back. Yeah,
I want you to put in the back. You want
me to walk out of here with it in my
head so everybody can see what the f I got.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, put it in the bank by buy it with pride,
and now they don't need to know. Talk too much.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Hey, I saw Shannon Sharp at CBS. He had them,
he had them handsome. Yeah, by your business man, you
better put them in a bag. Have a matter of fact.
Put them in a bag and another bag. Have a
matter of fact on Joe, I buy stuff I don't
even need. Hey, you know what can I get some
muse necks and uh, let me get at me. I
got my three things, so they don't just my extra
(21:55):
step just to hand my step.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I don't eat me. I got music next in there
from twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
And my grandma always said, if you got the hide it,
you don't need to buy it.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, you don't need to know talk about would you like?
Don't call up my name? Damn wrong with you shouting
shop man?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Don't call my name? Your order somebody your script ready
for pickup.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
I'd be looking around like, well, no, but that's funny,
that's funny.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Your man, man, be crazy man? Why you call it man?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Y'all know me, y'all have seen me that many times,
and I don't picked up medicine. I had both here prepared.
I've had you know, I had a I get hive.
So y'all know me, y'all ain't got to call my name, y'all.
Y'all gotta do is sorry, your order, your prescription is ready.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
That's all y'all got to say. They got to call
my name, and they're gonna tellbot to.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
You ninety dollars.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Man like y'all, like who, like who on earth in
their right mind would paid ninety dollars for that?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
The government? How much?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Look up and see how much the military spent on viagra.
The military is the biggest, is the biggest spend of it.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
No, the military, the military because they ain't got no
they ain't got no business to be doing anything horizontal.
They're supposed to be focused on war.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Hey, they ain't fighting every day. I'm thinking about war.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I'm going in the battle. That's why I put it
in about fifty put it in my system. I'm going
in the battle. Yep, we are. The Pentagon spends eighty
four million dollars annually on viagra.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Oh the Pentagon.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
What the hell got going on with the Fence Department?
That's for that's for the military. Oh, they ain't even
talking about Sealice. Sealles might be better. They don't call
the headache and it last about two street days.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I don't know. I heard though I was reading about it.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I don't know. You may listen.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Yeah, you sound very well stuff I shouldn't read. Now,
you sound very well infor him? You use that too, Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
They spend two hundred and ninety four million on ed
drugs condom, lebtro, oh, Levitro. Yeah, yeah, now, Lebitro. I
heard Levitiro don't work that well.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
That sound like a drink.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, I heard Labitro. They don't. They don't really work
that well.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Listen, you know what, I don't know, Joe.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I just heard that. That's what somebody was telling me
what I was talking to this dude. I talked to
this dude about three.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Four years ago. Yeah. His name was Shannon. He said, Man, man,
if I was you, I wouldn't get that.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I was like, all right, yep, but I don't know
nothing about that. Listen. I ain't number.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
I ain't number thirty. I'm young, I ain't I ain't
got no problem. Illert you in thirty years.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yay, Hey, hey you was let me ask your question.
You was fast, but you're still working on your speed
and off season. That Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah, that's a good one. That's smooth. That's smooth. There,
that's smooth. That's smooth, that's smooth.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
But I'm I don't I don't know. I don't know
that gay, I don't know the guy bad. They'll be
talking about that. Uh that my diamonds, that labitri that
seals mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah. Man, but they say, they say that that viagra.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You can't eat, say you gotta have an empty stomach
because you know you want everything that you know, you know,
go to that area right right, right right right, but
with that sellen you eat, you go out to eat,
go to dinner, right, that thing, that thing, oh you
know you're about to go home.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Right, Yeah, you get you take it early, get it
in your system.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
You need thirty minutes, thirty forty.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Five right, m okay, okay, I see I'm not there yet.
I'm not there.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Please take medical as directed. Right, Yeah, I'm not there yet.
I'm not there yet. But when that time comes, I'm
gonna do my.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Homework and you know it comes aside effects.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
As you know, if you have an erection that lasts
longer than four hours, right, call you called medal. I'm
gonna call about four five other people that what I
would do. I don't know about you, but I would
call calling the doctor. W the doctor better be Dad, Karen,
it better be Dad, Queta be Susan, better be uh
(26:38):
Valerie that my doctor better be. If I have an
erection for four hours.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
You know I got You're gonna get that four hour's
birthday part of.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
It to go down?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Hey man, you shot out man that I would do?
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Or you feel you feeling good today? Boy? You feel
good night? Now you feeling good at night?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Lainey Ray, Hey, guys, congratulations on seven hundred k O.
Joe said his stripper name was twig Jen. If you
had a stripper name, if you weren't stripper back in
the day, what would your stripper name be?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
As a guy? As a going.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
They're gonna call me black Diamond because I'll be shining. Okay,
I like that.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Black Diamond.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Okay, coming to stage one.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Hey, well, hey, listen them days when I used to dance,
the right track was crazy man, and now it was
crazy braids day. Listen, It's all about survival, man. Where
I come from, it's about survival. So you do the
things necessary. We need to survive as longer than it
doesn't put you six feet under or don't have you
behind bars. And I did what I had to do,
and dancing in nineteen ninety seven it built character. It
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built character for me and not being shy. It helped
me learn to speak in public because obviously, you know,
being in the nude in front of women, it helped
me be able to speak in front of the large crowds.
And it just it just it just made me different,
made it made me different, and I got a better
understanding as well. Always as a dancer. The women, the
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women of size, the women of health, the big bone,
they tip good, they tip good because I'm twenty nineteen,
twenty years old and making goddamn twenty five hundred dollars
a night on a weekend.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
But that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Boy, hey face saying yes, Faith said my name if
I was a stripple would be blue Diamond Phillips.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
And that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Blue Diamond Phillips.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Man, y'all need to start with that O joke.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
I just just want to know what that freedom for.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Well, I want to be a member of my high club,
so I'm gonna have to get because obviously I can't fit.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I can't fit into a Delta bathroom.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So I'm gonna have to rent a private jet private.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Can't. I got you why I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You can't do that.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
You're getting hold on You're gonna get, but you end
up on the no fly list. You ain't gonna be
able to fly on. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna read
a private I'm gonna get a private plane.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
O Joe, No, I don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't do that. Don't do that because think think about it,
think about it, think about it.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Rent the private private jet until about twenty thirty fifty thousand,
depending on your destination, just to get something that.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
You can get for free, because it's you ain't worth it.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh Joe, I want to become a member of the
Oh Joe, that's on my bucket list. You asked me
the other day, what's on my bucket list? Okay, I
think other thing that's a little too much, not what
I want to do. Yeah, but that's a that's a
little too much because you got to think about it
in hindsight.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
When you when you put it all together and think
about it, you actually paying twenty thirty fifty thousand for
some cat.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
We we can't.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I can't let. I wouldn't let even though.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I'm on them.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Diamonds, and I talk about if I'm just what I'm
gonna do with you this time, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna wait like a whole month, okay, and then
I'm gonna get on them diamonds.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Right. I ain't taxing down the runway. It get up, Okay,
you can laying right now.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I'm done. No, I don't even thirty thirty second. But
by the time the plane get to the end of
the runway, y'all might wall turn this thing around. There
ain't the win't go on the wing left.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
We ain't lef o.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Joe nay, Hey man, you shot out man. Y'all make
sure you got the whip cream brown, grab the withb cream.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
John, Ah, don't do that, John, don't do that. Don't listen, old.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Joe, listen first time you gotta have a lasting impression.
Grab the wib cream and don't forget the toes.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Hey, Hey, gonna get one of the more diamonds in
your system. All them diamonds on me. You'll mess with
you now, Donna get them diamonds on you. Hey, nod
the old blade. You gotta get that diamond on you.
Going to put that diamond in your system about thirty
forty five minutes. Don't eat nothing for about because you
want that thing.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You want all of it. You want the whole hundred
Mitis gram in your system.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Hey, it's like I don't know if you can't cut
the turkey before put that diamond on you. Boy, you
got it like like the turkey up in three point fifty.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Get it ready, y'all know what I'm talking about. That
thing be harder than prom would you know you went
to the problem you about to get that?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
But wow?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, man, o Joe, I'm telling you, Man, I'm telling
you Old Joe put that problem would on it?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Hey John? Hey, Hey Man, I don't know. Hey John,
I'm telling you.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Listen to me now.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Don't be funny, th O Joe, you put with that
diamond in your system? Yeah, foty forty five minutes. I'll
be a after the time don't.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
You don't want to waste it, so you get a
good sting.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
So I kind of how to how the knife going
because you know, I mean, you know, I'm hey, let
me tell you, let me tell me nothing. You know.
I had to think of my pocket right here, heap
it right here. You know we talking. Hey, you get
a little kid. I said this thing.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
That it's over. Oh, joy's over.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
It's over, O Joe. I don't learn how to I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
How to think that old how he sneaking, sneaking and
put it in this thing, you know, that little pocket,
that little ge pocket, got that little pocket things sitting
had that thing.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Sitting up in there.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Yeah, how you put it?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I said, hey, girl, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
You know?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I look at what that thing on? Joe?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Man, you about to get to you about to get
the Hey you know that bacon sold of the armored hammer,
about to get the hammer.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Black hammer man, they talk about old black hammer. Hell, no, hell,
that thing on Joe.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
That's a good one man, that black that boy. You
ever heard of that that that that that that rhyano'pill
from the gas station. Yeah, I heard about it. I
ain't try about need to try that on.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Well, listen now, because you know rhinoceros.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You know, that's why they caught the horn, because it's
been they said the rhinoceros can have sex up to
five hours. Yeah, so the Asian they take the horn,
they blend it and man, I don't know who want
to have man?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Look here, I know me.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I don't know if there's I don't think there's a
woman out there didn't want to have sex for no,
five hours.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Listen. She might not want to, but she didn't been
through it. Huh.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Man, I ain't nobody to take that kind of pounding.
Ain't nobody to take that kind of pound of No
five hours, O Joe, five hours.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Man, listen, listen. Two minute intervals.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
No, I know the rhinos. I'm talking.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Here's the thing you're talking about, the rhino. Oh I'm
talking about me. Oh no no, no, no, no no
no oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Five hours two minute intervals at nine of nine miles
an hour.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Pressure dang jack rabbit. Oh what I don't play.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I ain't got no time. I ain't got I don't
got no time, ain't got no time to play?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
About three hours at nine to nine miles an hour,
two minute intervals had the time of life, Babe, ain't
fade Babe. O Joe, you remember that? Yeah, yeah, she knows.
She remember I got that a O Joe, I got,
I got spade? Would I got two on them?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Possible?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
In a twenty four hours fan. That's all I got
for you too, in the postile impossible impossible. Don't hold
me to that because don't hold me to that because
it might get cut right after after the first one,
I might got cut. Oh Joe, what I'm doing, That's
all I'm saying, Oh Joe, That's all I'm saying. I mean,
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and then be talking about Oh Joe. I mean, come
on now, yeah, they'll be talking about oh shall oh.
That's Let me ask your question, Dady. Let me ask
your question. Oh Joe, if you put a hot dog
in the microwave for two minutes, what's gonna happen to it?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
I'm gonna explode it?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Okay? That what That's what I did. I was in
there for two minutes. The hot dog exploded. Dad, You
now what I did? Oh Joe? I mean, come on, now,
what you want from me? You mad at me?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
You?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I'm thinking you you got that? I mean, come on,
old Joe, I mean they mad at me.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Hey, that can happened. Hey, come on, work with me.
I never dare you wrong when you're right.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Listen, you got you got to redeem yourself. You can't
go out like that because you said listen. You can't
go out like because you gonna d up in the
group chat. You don't want to end up in the
group chat. You want, you want everything said about you.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
They don't tell nobody cause they don't want pay They're
gonna tell nobody in the group chat by Blackhammer.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Now they don't. They want to keep that on the
round for themselves. I bet that. I bet that.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
All right, Okay, I'm okay. I'm just making sure I
don't I don't listen.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I don't want you.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
I don't want you with no bad reviews like yep,
I don't want you to no bad reviews. Hey, you
ain't even talk about my goddamn co host like that.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Hey, not only hey, my stars not only are their
logos their ratings.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
You know you know what I'm saying, don't ye, you're
gonna stop playing with those shape.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Ship But I mean that, Jim oh, Yoe, you should
be happy where a man trampoline you for forty five minutes.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Mm hmm, oh something that is huh oh yeah that
ain't it? Something wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Man? Come on now, now, I can understand that alone
you go.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
If you're going multiple rounds, obviously you know it's gonna
take you a little longer.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
But I'm saying, m.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Something wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Excited. I ain't gonna lie. I'm excited. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Something wrong forty five minutes? What the hell? Unless you're
clocking out at five o'clock and you were brothers trying
to prove you do.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Hey, I I turned to the side like this, you
are to go. If you up, I'll fit on the cow. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I turned to the side like this. Was I turn
back around at that point in time? Yeah, ain't no
turning back now. But I mean that's but, oh, Joe,
a woman should, if a man, if a man. Look,
I mean sometimes you get excited and you have mature
(37:58):
you know what right right you that if you got
that oh, if you got that fag up, Yeah, that's
what's supposed to happen.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, yeah, spoke yeah most of the time to do
That's why that's why you got to You got the
double back, You got the double back.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
They they give you five minutes, give you five minutes
to recover.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I promise you with that, with that diamond only.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Yeah, nothing that that. Man, Look here, Joe, what that real?
That the real.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I'll about. I'm talking about car bumper harmark. You don't
do no old car that old they had that steal
back in the day. Tell about that rubble, that rubber bumper.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah, I got you know, baby, I need to get
one of them blue diamonds.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Man, look here, man, you ain't real. Don't let it?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Do you like that?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Real? Now?
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna try it. I mean,
I mean, I got to I got to know so
I could I could be able to talk about it
with you. So I'm listening to you and your experiences.
I wouldn't know what that's like you. I can't can't
be left out. I got I got to know.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
I'm gonna figure it out though. Where I get it
from CBSA, Walgreens.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
You just have your doctor rat your script.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
I need an old prescription, okay, I got how Hey man,
they how now about eight hundred who they're about eight
hundred dollars?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Now, I'm good. I'm good. That's all you had to
tell me, O Joe. Hey, they passed.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I need when you put that diamond on them, they
plays I need right here, on Joe, you get that
and grab it. I gotta grab an Austina Tony. That's
what the fans out when you put that diamond on them.
To Yo, Joe, I don't want to God, they get.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
You that right now.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
They giving out trophies. What I'm gonna get me one
because I ain't never won ship. I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna give me something. Man, get me. I'm gonna
give me something.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
It is Coner.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Black diamond. Let me ask you a question and may
five minutes. Title fights Yeah, five round yeah, three rounds. Hey, Hey,
oh Joe, ain't gonna lie to you. I schedule it
for twelve. Probably gonna make it out the third. Probably
(40:16):
gonna make it out of the third. Somebody getting kover
tho Joe, somebody getting koled, somebody get kold, O Joe.
Tell it, tell it like it either. I'm coming it hot.
Everybody man on your bay. Hey, no bad please, hell no.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Hey think they payut in the trouble to Hey, you
get one of the old old Joe. You straight.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Hey, hold on, want be back home?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Were back on Saturday after the playoffs, right, yeah, we're
off tomorrow, right okay, yeah, yeah, yeah we are, we are.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
We were back, you and I back on on Saturday.
On Saturday.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
Know what Saturday, I'm I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna
get that. I'm gonna get that blue diamond Saturday. I'm
gonna tell you how went once we finished talk about
the game.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Okay, yeah, hey, oh ya think I so bad? I
couldn't Hey, I man, I was I would like a drug.
I couldn't funk people out it right, I was afraid.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
I see, I don't want to get addicted now, I
just I just want I just want to be No.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
She gonna get she gonna get addicted.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah yeah, all right, we're gonna were gonna work on that.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I try to blow. We're gonna work there. You know
heavy way I lay heavy. I don'tly lot to Yo Joe,
I'll leave hear.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
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appreciate that. Now.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
I ain't on no blue diamonds to night. Man. Man,
you got y'all want you ball them damas all the time.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Hey, yeah, that's Gonnas's gonna mess up your liver, man,
gonna mess up your liver.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
It is. I don't know, I'm just I just hear
that all the time.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I did hear that talk about I did hear the
talk about they go, uh it messed with your eyesight,
talk about you might go blind with them diamonds for real.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Yeah, I'll be that thing like, uh, hey, you're gonna
you're gonna Bena.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
You look like Edda James And I ain't gonna.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
You can't you can't sing it, you can't shut we.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Can't see it.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Hey, I mean, look, hey, he ain't stop Stevie. He
ain't stop Stephen from doing what they do on shaking
the cover and stopped Ray Charles from shaking the cover.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yeah, oh, but Ray Charles for loose with it.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
But hey, what what that means? If I can't see play?
I know, I know the other I can see. I
fact I can see, but the other I can see?
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Hey, wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (43:17):
I got I gott I got the perfect, perfect scenario,
perfect scenario for for the next players. Josh Hard, I
know you're gonna see this. Jayden Brunson, I know y'all
gonna see this.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Cold tub. I know you already do that. Anyway, cold
tub before the next game. You got it.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
You got a few days the rest, contrast back and
forth before the next game. After doing the cold cold tub,
you do your shoot around whatever. I know you're not
gonna You're not gonna TIBs is not gonna push you hard.
Before your next game, right before you play again, hit
the cold tub. Right before the game, take a half
a viagra. Take a half a viagra, and I guarantee
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you it. Get the blood flow going that extra closing
and you're feeling fresh.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
Like it's the beginning, the beginning of the season. That's
exactly how you gonna feel. I'm telling you it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Save your boy. I do the contrast before them. Well,
he came over. You know our contract. You'll get hot
cold hot.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Hot cold and back. Oh yeah, and you get that first,
you get that fresh blood flowing falling through the body.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Hey, and you.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
How go right, O.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Cannot do this? Let go, let go, Let's go left
gold lass go. Hey. Hey.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
The people in the chat that probably don't know that
have never played sports at that level. Maybe if you
played in high school, don't understand what it feels like
when you're getting that cold tub in that hot tub.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
You contrast back and forth and you get you get
those chills.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
You freeze everything up and you're getting that that that
hot tub and everything released. You get back in the
cold and do it back and forth. I used to
do it about maybe three times.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, when it's time to go out there and run
again or I sweart for god, it feels like you
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Hey Trey Porter just asked. He said, O, Joe, is
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it really true you took viagra doing games.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, half a pill, that's all you need. Half a pill.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Why are you trying to be out on the food
field with wood like that?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no, you're not listening. Listen,
you gotta think. Don't stay with me, now, stay with me.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'm with you them.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Think about it. Think about wagra. Right, you understand what
the pill does.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I understand what it does.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
We know what it does now of your talk about
five minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Listen to It's an enhancement with the increasing blood flow
to improve performance horizontally, depending on how you do it.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I don't know what you do at home, but to improve.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, this work to Ojoe right now.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
But if you take a half a pill mm hm.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
And take it before a game with a little bit
of red bull, it increases the blood flow, which enhanced
turns into almost an added performance enhance.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So you got to see you got a boot, So
you got a boost with that energy drink and the
blood flowing.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Then go and I'm out there. I'm out there going crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'm out there going crazy on the half a vigra
and a little bit of red bull, and people are like.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
God, Damn, I can't stop. I can't stop. Ohhoe for nothing,
And then you know how I am.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I'm talking the whole game. I'm talking the whole game.
So they're increasing blood flow. It has me moving times,
tending what I would regularly be moving without it.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
And that's what people don't understand. That's where the vigra
come into play.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, you probably take it them now, you probably had
when you had that twelve hour marathon, said you probably
like them blue diamonds.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I would listen. I was just I was just playing
about that. I was just playing about that.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
But this this hit real, because this is this is
one of the reasons why I feel I uh, I'm
one of the best ever because.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You what you can't do, what you can't do.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You can't tell the h the history of great NFL
receivers without talking about little old Joe.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They asked me talking about Oh Joe, do you still
take viagra? Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I don't need it no more. I don't need it
no more because I'm not playing football no more. I'm
not playing football no more. And listen when it comes
to and I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That is what that is't what it made you do
realize that backers the blood pleasure medicine.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Right, Oh yeah, you're right, you're right back And then they.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Found out they found out any game the side effect.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
They're like, what, well, listen, I ain't I ain't took it.
I ain't took it in years. She's been eleven, twelve
years and most.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Of the time.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You know, I can confirmed nor did not.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No, I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm gona tell you.
I'n'a tell you talk about me.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I ain't talking about you right now, talk about me.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You take it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I can either confirm nor did not. Nigga, Well I might.
I might have dabbled once a plenty of time.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Mm hmmo.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Hey, we family, and I can tell you and the
people that's watching. I can see the family because you
don't subscribe to us. So I'm gonna give it to you.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Wrong.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Oh no, don't do that for real. Paul, My bad,
my man, my bad bad. I mean I meant tell
the truth. I mean, okay with me, I may tell
(05:38):
the truth, you know I don't. I don't want to
lie like in my in my in my relationship, in
my marriage, in my union. You know, I don't need no, no, no,
no pill, I don't need because you ain't getting nothing
but three minutes anyway, you know what she has now, But.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You won't you want you know that that first time,
the first time you meet. Yeah, you want a bad Yeah,
you know you want to you know, and you show off.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, put out all the side, but huld up listen
and sometimes the time you know what you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You get in that right, and sometimes they catch you off.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Gone you be like, oh ship, so you gotta slow down,
you stop and you hold that say.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Real quick, you're gonna do that?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, you know you got your first time. You know
you don't talk. You don't talk. Oh yeah, Grandma, I
wanna pay you off. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So you popp So you popp well, you know you
popped with the first time you popped one. You put
it on real good, real good. Now the next time
you go back on yo, I went back o yo.
I ain't have I ain't have that diamond in my system. Okay,
you know, so I didn't do it quite like I
did it the first first time. Right, So I was
gonna go back for the third time, right, you know
(06:47):
when you hit me weird? Yeah, she said, bring that
penis you had. The first time I saw.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I wasn't a lot.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
JO want to.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Say, break that way.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You can't the first time I saw you, I want
that second one. You know. You know something, man, it
happened to the best of It happened to the time.
You know what, Chad, you say, why do you always open?
(07:28):
Nobody wanted wanted to tackle that. That's why you was
always open. Well, I ain't gonna tackle you either. I
was like, hey, I would wait till you run past
me and jump on your back.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I ain't tackling from the front.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
And sorry, people don't understand it.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
It wasn't nothing, It wasn't nothing like that. It was
just it was just say you was running on three legs. Yeah, yeah,
I was. I was, I was, I was, I was,
I mean, I'm I'm I'm not not gonna get into
that because I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't want to piss my baby off because I know, yeah,
I want to piss off.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, don't do that on you real friend. The doctor
just donated five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Man, that's too nice.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
In the row. What kind of doctor here? What kind
of doctor here? What got a doctor here? Because you
know I might need a little mind of surgery here there?
What kind of case you help me? O? Cause you
help a brother. Hold on, let me finish hitting the
holy ghost. Now hold on, hey boy, let me tell
(08:29):
you something now.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
If you don't stop playing, if you don't stop playing
and slide in them d ms, Hey, where you at?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Where you go? What you're doing?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Put with the more diamonds there. I don't know what
I want to see, but I'm gonna be ready. I
don't about diamond they're saying lamb. About thirty they saying lamb,
And I said the two hours.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'm good. Can you put that bag up to you?
Carry on?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Carry on, don't worry about me. Gott I got yo
by you. But listen, let me tell you something. God
loved the cheer forgiver. I told you yesterday. Don't ignore
(09:28):
the signs. Don't ignore the signs. This ain't this sign
ain't red. This sign is green. That means you need
to go. You need to look at the name, say
the name in the chat jotted down, send a DM
on Instagram and.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Do what you need to do.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Order my steps in by way which I want to walk.
So the cup continued to run it over. God said,
when a man findeth the wife, he findeth a good thing.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I don't know. I don't know what else you need
to see.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I don't know what else you need to see unless
you want God to come down here and slap across
the head.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Mm hmm. The sciences is right there, right there.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Let me say, if I still got that old script,
I can feel this old script out. You know, I
keep a script. I keep a script on it for
a thirty eight, for thirty eight. I might have to
get that old liquid. And you know they got that
liquid not at a one hundred milligram. They'll put a
couple of drops up out of your tougue.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
O Joe.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I wanted to test it out, Oh Joe. I wanted
to test it out because the doctor said, he said,
mister sharp, this liquid it's a little bit more. It's
a little more potent. And the tablets, Oh Joe, I said,
I don't, I said, you shure, doc, He said yeah.
So I went went home and I was going over
the bridge, and the bridge crooked. I dropped a little
(10:51):
drop in the water. The bridge straightened out bad lies.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I got it. I want to got it. The bridge
straight out. Then what this what I'm looking for?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Oh Joe right on oka mm hmmm, Hey man, listen, man,
I just I mean listen.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
It can't be more No, it can't be no more clear.
Is it used vazine? Okay?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I used Luma fied So I can
see real good and I can see what the man
up says is doing for you.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I can I can see it. The people in the
chest can see it.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah. Yeah, that would have been bad at me.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah, go and go ahead and do what you need
to do now, you know, on ahead you need to do.
Get them training wheels off of you. That she could
Hey that that I hey that that ice?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
That ice? That that ice? That ain't how you do
time out of time out like this?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay now okay, yeah I need a full time because
this is a twenty second time my basketball. I need
a full time. As a matter of fact, I really
burned all the three of mine right back to back
to back time out time out time. You know the
NFL you can't call back to back time out back
time right. Hey, uh you.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Know what, don't y'all? You you know you you got
me leaning?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, I know, I see you're blushing. Yeah, I see
you're blushing now.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
But you know, dark kid brother, we be blushing it.
Don't nobody even know?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, yeah, listen, I could listen. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm
I'm darking than.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
You, So I know, I know how you feel. I
can see it on the inside and you. It's okay
to be the aggressor. Sometimes it's okay to be thirsty.
You know, everybody want to be cool these days, to
pretend like they're not thirsty. You know, if you're not,
if you're not quenched, it's okay be thegressor. Sometimes you
gotta go for what you want. My grandma always told
(12:50):
me a clothing out, don't get fed in order to
have or get somebody that you want.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Sometimes you gotta take initiative. Take initiative.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Yeah, since I appreciate you, sis, since I love you,
Since I love you, and I thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I love you, and I thank you and.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You thank you.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
You're gonna be the plus one. We're gonna make it happen.
We're gonna make it happen.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Bad, Hey bad you, hey bad, your maker you? That'll
be the Bahamas.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, everybody all white, all white, matter of fact,
matter of fact, I forgot what to tell you at
the web. I'm putting it. I'm coming in on a
white horse. Yeah yeah, I'm riding a black one. Matter
of fact, you looked me up with.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah, let's go. That's that's the kind of talk I like.
I hate.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
People hate when the kid will come over. Hey kid,
kids go catch it.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You know, it's it's hard. You know, we got we
got too many kids, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, it's it's it's rough.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Right, you know, But I keep I'm in my room,
I keep it, I keep it. I keep the door closed.
Yeah yeah, het the door close because you know, you
know what I'm saying. They come in there, you don't see
something they ain't spold to see.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, I know I know what's talking about. Yeah, I've
been there before.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, catch the old catch the old man. Trampoline it.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Hey, go ahead, what are you gonna say with Joe listen?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
I would just get ready to say, I know it's inappropriate. O.
Kids never caught you on your We're a Family show.
Oh yeah, they caught you. They think Yeah you think
you think.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
You lot the dough? Did you lock the door.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
You turn and you hit a squeak at the door
and you and you're stopping your paws and he just
got that.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Look prose that God damn dump.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, I got, I got, I got caught to O Joe.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
That's that's a bad feeling. Yeah, that's a bad feeling.
But but you know he can't he cave me adapt
and daddy like that. Yeah, yeah, I can't get anymore.
Ain't nothing slow about your old bad now.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
But he walked.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's not slowed by me, but walk of slowed down
a little bit. I ain't fast like I was on
was but a you don't, man, you know I had
to had to snow with them diamonds in me.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Too, O Joe.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, man, the old diamonds, od Joe, because I've been
on them diamonds. I've been on them diamonds and not
when they first came out. Yeah yeah, yeah, O Joe.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Well I was I'm talking about Yojo. I'm talking about
I was like.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I got, I got, I gotta I gotta try that.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I gotta I got, O Joe. Man the first time. Yeah,
I'm talkdou I'm young, I'm talking aboutout twenty the first.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Time, O Joe, are you telling them things way back then?
Drop back then?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Don't the Definitely I wanted to Joe, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I want to be right right right the first time, Joe,
first time. You know you got you gotta lead that impression. Yeah,
I pop that thing. Yeah, yes, up, So you know,
I get up to go to the bathroom. Yes, I
come back. She's looking up under the bed. She looking
all in the closet. She walked the hall. I said, God,
(16:27):
what you're doing? She say, who in the he'll help you?
Because ain't no way somebody you did that by yourself?
O Jo. The clause in the hallway, she said, somebody
helped you. Ain't no, ain't nobody knowing one person.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Hey man, you gotta tell you, gotta you gotta tell you.
Send me a prescription. I got prescription for them things.
Get that liquid they may legal lettle star that thing
hit you quick.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Drop we the moteb is gonna take about thirty to
forty five, right that legal hit that I think.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Right away, get right in right into transmission.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Harder than the times of twenty nine. What yeah, y'all
looking out there. That's the great depression. That's what happened
the year the Great Depression happened in twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
That's how hard thing it had you. Right, okay, right, o'toe.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
I'm gonna try that.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Man at the end of the year. That'ster a thousand.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Let me see what I can buy all you're gonna
owe me a thousand?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I ever try to think what I can get for
one thousand dollars and what can I get? What can
get for one thousand dollars? Because I'm gonna have a
thousand a year from you.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I bet you won't. That's at least that's thirteen diamonds.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
You sitting here, You sitting here really thinking the raven
gonna beat the be Banngos next year with the healthy
youer Borough.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
That's thirteen diamonds I can get O your twelve.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Wait, that's talking about that house A long a pill
eighty dollars eighty eighty two hundred dollars pill.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Oh, head, by listen, i'd be I'll be walking around
with ed oh no oh, no, hey, hey, eighty dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You wanna be talking about Eric Dickerson. That's the only
eed I WoT that's the only ed I know and
all I know. Up easy, you talking about Eric Dickerson.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Lied to me.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I'm talking about that that you know, that commercial that
come on.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Doing it exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yeah, ain't who's paying eighty dollars for a pill?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
A guy that's trying to get a mean one, A
guy that's trying to give mama meaning.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Never never that my mama, Mama, Mama gonna get it
from somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Hey, you know she ain't gonna get little not saying
my house. I ain't got no problem, but it going
again somewhere. But she ain't finna be laying next to
me and somebody else giving them putting me up.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Excuse me and do it? Do it with that man,
you better man, I'll tell you about to baby get
I vote. I voted.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I've been a chat man. I was about to start
talking like I'm at the barber shop.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Man, Hey, my bad, that's what people. Yeah, listen, you
know how when it comes to money, man, you ain't
eighty dollar forg goddamn pill just to do something that
gonna last two minutes, that don't make.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
That's two minutes bad.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Ain't nothing like that excitement you ride the roller coaster
and when you were a kid out on the America Round,
all they did was riding around head thrill of your life.
More than two minutes, you get the right one.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
No, it ain't. It ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Fact, you can't get the wrong That's that's something, you
know what ain't no bad sything?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
That bad?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yeah, you you remember growing up and you've been with
somebody who ain't had no goddamn rhythm.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
They throw everything off. Yes, that bad, Yeah that is bad.
I'm about bad, like, but I.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Just thought that that's what. That's what, that's what.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's where you say, let me leave, don't know. That's
that's what I say. Don't nobody move with me?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Hey, you ever you ever seen somebody on the dance
floor and you be like, where the hell is your rhythm?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
That happens.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
That happens horizontally all the time. I can't say all
the time.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
But okay, but but I mean, but if you want
all you can't mess up on all fours. Don't nobody.
I don't want nobody to bo with me. Ojom hm.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
How did we get here?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I don't know how we got that's you tell me
about you didn't want to pay no money?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Oh no, we were, we were from five hundred dollars.
Oh you talk about that? Okay, my bad, My bad.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Let him down. Hey what what the price? Field? Look
the price up right quick?
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Eighty dollarsh man. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I don't care. I don't care they called five hundred.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I'm good. I ain't listen. I don't even I don't
even pay my own bills on time.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
You think I'm paying eighty dollars for a pill that's
supposed to help me in the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, it ain't happening. Hey, it ain't happen. The captain
ninety dollars, not dollars per people. Hey, that thousand dollars.
That thousand dollars. I get me nine pills, nine pills,
but eleven I get level eleven pill.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Nine hundred and ninety dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
You're not gonna get it from me because the Bengals
ain't losing to the Ravens next day?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Hey what and you don't want you? I go to
they tell about you want to put it in the back. Yeah,
I want you to put in the back. You want
me to walk out of here with it in my
head so everybody can see what the f I got.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, put it in the bank by buy it with pride,
and now they don't need to know. Talk too much.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Hey, I saw Shannon Sharp at CBS. He had them,
he had them handsome. Yeah, by your business man, you
better put them in a bag. Have a matter of fact.
Put them in a bag and another bag. Have a
matter of fact on Joe, I buy stuff I don't
even need. Hey, you know what can I get some
muse necks and uh, let me get at me. I
got my three things, so they don't just my extra
(21:55):
step just to hand my step.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I don't eat me. I got music next in there
from twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
And my grandma always said, if you got the hide it,
you don't need to buy it.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, you don't need to know talk about would you like?
Don't call up my name? Damn wrong with you shouting
shop man?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Don't call my name? Your order somebody your script ready
for pickup.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
I'd be looking around like, well, no, but that's funny,
that's funny.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Your man, man, be crazy man? Why you call it man?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Y'all know me, y'all have seen me that many times,
and I don't picked up medicine. I had both here prepared.
I've had you know, I had a I get hive.
So y'all know me, y'all ain't got to call my name, y'all.
Y'all gotta do is sorry, your order, your prescription is ready.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
That's all y'all got to say. They got to call
my name, and they're gonna tellbot to.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
You ninety dollars.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Man like y'all, like who, like who on earth in
their right mind would paid ninety dollars for that?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
The government? How much?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Look up and see how much the military spent on viagra.
The military is the biggest, is the biggest spend of it.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
No, the military, the military because they ain't got no
they ain't got no business to be doing anything horizontal.
They're supposed to be focused on war.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Hey, they ain't fighting every day. I'm thinking about war.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I'm going in the battle. That's why I put it
in about fifty put it in my system. I'm going
in the battle. Yep, we are. The Pentagon spends eighty
four million dollars annually on viagra.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Oh the Pentagon.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
What the hell got going on with the Fence Department?
That's for that's for the military. Oh, they ain't even
talking about Sealice. Sealles might be better. They don't call
the headache and it last about two street days.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I don't know. I heard though I was reading about it.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I don't know. You may listen.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Yeah, you sound very well stuff I shouldn't read. Now,
you sound very well infor him? You use that too, Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
They spend two hundred and ninety four million on ed
drugs condom, lebtro, oh, Levitro. Yeah, yeah, now, Lebitro. I
heard Levitiro don't work that well.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
That sound like a drink.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, I heard Labitro. They don't. They don't really work
that well.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Listen, you know what, I don't know, Joe.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I just heard that. That's what somebody was telling me
what I was talking to this dude. I talked to
this dude about three.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Four years ago. Yeah. His name was Shannon. He said, Man, man,
if I was you, I wouldn't get that.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I was like, all right, yep, but I don't know
nothing about that. Listen. I ain't number.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
I ain't number thirty. I'm young, I ain't I ain't
got no problem. Illert you in thirty years.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yay, Hey, hey you was let me ask your question.
You was fast, but you're still working on your speed
and off season. That Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah, that's a good one. That's smooth. That's smooth. There,
that's smooth. That's smooth, that's smooth.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
But I'm I don't I don't know. I don't know
that gay, I don't know the guy bad. They'll be
talking about that. Uh that my diamonds, that labitri that
seals mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah. Man, but they say, they say that that viagra.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You can't eat, say you gotta have an empty stomach
because you know you want everything that you know, you know,
go to that area right right, right right right, but
with that sellen you eat, you go out to eat,
go to dinner, right, that thing, that thing, oh you
know you're about to go home.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Right, Yeah, you get you take it early, get it
in your system.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
You need thirty minutes, thirty forty.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Five right, m okay, okay, I see I'm not there yet.
I'm not there.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Please take medical as directed. Right, Yeah, I'm not there yet.
I'm not there yet. But when that time comes, I'm
gonna do my.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Homework and you know it comes aside effects.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
As you know, if you have an erection that lasts
longer than four hours, right, call you called medal. I'm
gonna call about four five other people that what I
would do. I don't know about you, but I would
call calling the doctor. W the doctor better be Dad, Karen,
it better be Dad, Queta be Susan, better be uh
(26:38):
Valerie that my doctor better be. If I have an
erection for four hours.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
You know I got You're gonna get that four hour's
birthday part of.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
It to go down?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Hey man, you shot out man that I would do?
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Or you feel you feeling good today? Boy? You feel
good night? Now you feeling good at night?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Lainey Ray, Hey, guys, congratulations on seven hundred k O.
Joe said his stripper name was twig Jen. If you
had a stripper name, if you weren't stripper back in
the day, what would your stripper name be?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
As a guy? As a going.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
They're gonna call me black Diamond because I'll be shining. Okay,
I like that.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Black Diamond.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Okay, coming to stage one.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Hey, well, hey, listen them days when I used to dance,
the right track was crazy man, and now it was
crazy braids day. Listen, It's all about survival, man. Where
I come from, it's about survival. So you do the
things necessary. We need to survive as longer than it
doesn't put you six feet under or don't have you
behind bars. And I did what I had to do,
and dancing in nineteen ninety seven it built character. It
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built character for me and not being shy. It helped
me learn to speak in public because obviously, you know,
being in the nude in front of women, it helped
me be able to speak in front of the large crowds.
And it just it just it just made me different,
made it made me different, and I got a better
understanding as well. Always as a dancer. The women, the
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women of size, the women of health, the big bone,
they tip good, they tip good because I'm twenty nineteen,
twenty years old and making goddamn twenty five hundred dollars
a night on a weekend.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
But that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Boy, hey face saying yes, Faith said my name if
I was a stripple would be blue Diamond Phillips.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
And that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Blue Diamond Phillips.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Man, y'all need to start with that O joke.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
I just just want to know what that freedom for.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Well, I want to be a member of my high club,
so I'm gonna have to get because obviously I can't fit.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I can't fit into a Delta bathroom.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So I'm gonna have to rent a private jet private.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Can't. I got you why I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You can't do that.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
You're getting hold on You're gonna get, but you end
up on the no fly list. You ain't gonna be
able to fly on. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna read
a private I'm gonna get a private plane.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
O Joe, No, I don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't do that. Don't do that because think think about it,
think about it, think about it.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Rent the private private jet until about twenty thirty fifty thousand,
depending on your destination, just to get something that.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
You can get for free, because it's you ain't worth it.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh Joe, I want to become a member of the
Oh Joe, that's on my bucket list. You asked me
the other day, what's on my bucket list? Okay, I
think other thing that's a little too much, not what
I want to do. Yeah, but that's a that's a
little too much because you got to think about it
in hindsight.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
When you when you put it all together and think
about it, you actually paying twenty thirty fifty thousand for
some cat.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
We we can't.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I can't let. I wouldn't let even though.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I'm on them.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Diamonds, and I talk about if I'm just what I'm
gonna do with you this time, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna wait like a whole month, okay, and then
I'm gonna get on them diamonds.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Right. I ain't taxing down the runway. It get up, Okay,
you can laying right now.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I'm done. No, I don't even thirty thirty second. But
by the time the plane get to the end of
the runway, y'all might wall turn this thing around. There
ain't the win't go on the wing left.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
We ain't lef o.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Joe nay, Hey man, you shot out man. Y'all make
sure you got the whip cream brown, grab the withb cream.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
John, Ah, don't do that, John, don't do that. Don't listen, old.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Joe, listen first time you gotta have a lasting impression.
Grab the wib cream and don't forget the toes.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Hey, Hey, gonna get one of the more diamonds in
your system. All them diamonds on me. You'll mess with
you now, Donna get them diamonds on you. Hey, nod
the old blade. You gotta get that diamond on you.
Going to put that diamond in your system about thirty
forty five minutes. Don't eat nothing for about because you
want that thing.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You want all of it. You want the whole hundred
Mitis gram in your system.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Hey, it's like I don't know if you can't cut
the turkey before put that diamond on you. Boy, you
got it like like the turkey up in three point fifty.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Get it ready, y'all know what I'm talking about. That
thing be harder than prom would you know you went
to the problem you about to get that?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
But wow?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, man, o Joe, I'm telling you, Man, I'm telling
you Old Joe put that problem would on it?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Hey John? Hey, Hey Man, I don't know. Hey John,
I'm telling you.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Listen to me now.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Don't be funny, th O Joe, you put with that
diamond in your system? Yeah, foty forty five minutes. I'll
be a after the time don't.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
You don't want to waste it, so you get a
good sting.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
So I kind of how to how the knife going
because you know, I mean, you know, I'm hey, let
me tell you, let me tell me nothing. You know.
I had to think of my pocket right here, heap
it right here. You know we talking. Hey, you get
a little kid. I said this thing.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
That it's over. Oh, joy's over.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
It's over, O Joe. I don't learn how to I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
How to think that old how he sneaking, sneaking and
put it in this thing, you know, that little pocket,
that little ge pocket, got that little pocket things sitting
had that thing.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Sitting up in there.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Yeah, how you put it?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I said, hey, girl, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
You know?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I look at what that thing on? Joe?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Man, you about to get to you about to get
the Hey you know that bacon sold of the armored hammer,
about to get the hammer.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Black hammer man, they talk about old black hammer. Hell, no, hell,
that thing on Joe.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
That's a good one man, that black that boy. You
ever heard of that that that that that that rhyano'pill
from the gas station. Yeah, I heard about it. I
ain't try about need to try that on.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Well, listen now, because you know rhinoceros.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You know, that's why they caught the horn, because it's
been they said the rhinoceros can have sex up to
five hours. Yeah, so the Asian they take the horn,
they blend it and man, I don't know who want
to have man?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Look here, I know me.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I don't know if there's I don't think there's a
woman out there didn't want to have sex for no,
five hours.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Listen. She might not want to, but she didn't been
through it. Huh.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Man, I ain't nobody to take that kind of pounding.
Ain't nobody to take that kind of pound of No
five hours, O Joe, five hours.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Man, listen, listen. Two minute intervals.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
No, I know the rhinos. I'm talking.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Here's the thing you're talking about, the rhino. Oh I'm
talking about me. Oh no no, no, no, no no
no oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Five hours two minute intervals at nine of nine miles
an hour.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Pressure dang jack rabbit. Oh what I don't play.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I ain't got no time. I ain't got I don't
got no time, ain't got no time to play?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
About three hours at nine to nine miles an hour,
two minute intervals had the time of life, Babe, ain't
fade Babe. O Joe, you remember that? Yeah, yeah, she knows.
She remember I got that a O Joe, I got,
I got spade? Would I got two on them?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Possible?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
In a twenty four hours fan. That's all I got
for you too, in the postile impossible impossible. Don't hold
me to that because don't hold me to that because
it might get cut right after after the first one,
I might got cut. Oh Joe, what I'm doing, That's
all I'm saying, Oh Joe, That's all I'm saying. I mean,
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and then be talking about Oh Joe. I mean, come
on now, yeah, they'll be talking about oh shall oh.
That's Let me ask your question, Dady. Let me ask
your question. Oh Joe, if you put a hot dog
in the microwave for two minutes, what's gonna happen to it?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
I'm gonna explode it?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Okay? That what That's what I did. I was in
there for two minutes. The hot dog exploded. Dad, You
now what I did? Oh Joe? I mean, come on, now,
what you want from me? You mad at me?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
You?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I'm thinking you you got that? I mean, come on,
old Joe, I mean they mad at me.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Hey, that can happened. Hey, come on, work with me.
I never dare you wrong when you're right.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Listen, you got you got to redeem yourself. You can't
go out like that because you said listen. You can't
go out like because you gonna d up in the
group chat. You don't want to end up in the
group chat. You want, you want everything said about you.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
They don't tell nobody cause they don't want pay They're
gonna tell nobody in the group chat by Blackhammer.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Now they don't. They want to keep that on the
round for themselves. I bet that. I bet that.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
All right, Okay, I'm okay. I'm just making sure I
don't I don't listen.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I don't want you.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
I don't want you with no bad reviews like yep,
I don't want you to no bad reviews. Hey, you
ain't even talk about my goddamn co host like that.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Hey, not only hey, my stars not only are their
logos their ratings.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
You know you know what I'm saying, don't ye, you're
gonna stop playing with those shape.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Ship But I mean that, Jim oh, Yoe, you should
be happy where a man trampoline you for forty five minutes.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Mm hmm, oh something that is huh oh yeah that
ain't it? Something wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Man? Come on now, now, I can understand that alone
you go.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
If you're going multiple rounds, obviously you know it's gonna
take you a little longer.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
But I'm saying, m.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Something wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Excited. I ain't gonna lie. I'm excited. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Something wrong forty five minutes? What the hell? Unless you're
clocking out at five o'clock and you were brothers trying
to prove you do.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Hey, I I turned to the side like this, you
are to go. If you up, I'll fit on the cow. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I turned to the side like this. Was I turn
back around at that point in time? Yeah, ain't no
turning back now. But I mean that's but, oh, Joe,
a woman should, if a man, if a man. Look,
I mean sometimes you get excited and you have mature
(37:58):
you know what right right you that if you got
that oh, if you got that fag up, Yeah, that's
what's supposed to happen.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, yeah, spoke yeah most of the time to do
That's why that's why you got to You got the
double back, You got the double back.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
They they give you five minutes, give you five minutes
to recover.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I promise you with that, with that diamond only.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Yeah, nothing that that. Man, Look here, Joe, what that real?
That the real.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I'll about. I'm talking about car bumper harmark. You don't
do no old car that old they had that steal
back in the day. Tell about that rubble, that rubber bumper.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah, I got you know, baby, I need to get
one of them blue diamonds.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Man, look here, man, you ain't real. Don't let it?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Do you like that?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Real? Now?
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna try it. I mean,
I mean, I got to I got to know so
I could I could be able to talk about it
with you. So I'm listening to you and your experiences.
I wouldn't know what that's like you. I can't can't
be left out. I got I got to know.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
I'm gonna figure it out though. Where I get it
from CBSA, Walgreens.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
You just have your doctor rat your script.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
I need an old prescription, okay, I got how Hey man,
they how now about eight hundred who they're about eight
hundred dollars?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Now, I'm good. I'm good. That's all you had to
tell me, O Joe. Hey, they passed.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I need when you put that diamond on them, they
plays I need right here, on Joe, you get that
and grab it. I gotta grab an Austina Tony. That's
what the fans out when you put that diamond on them.
To Yo, Joe, I don't want to God, they get.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
You that right now.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
They giving out trophies. What I'm gonna get me one
because I ain't never won ship. I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna give me something. Man, get me. I'm gonna
give me something.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
It is Coner.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Black diamond. Let me ask you a question and may
five minutes. Title fights Yeah, five round yeah, three rounds. Hey, Hey,
oh Joe, ain't gonna lie to you. I schedule it
for twelve. Probably gonna make it out the third. Probably
(40:16):
gonna make it out of the third. Somebody getting kover
tho Joe, somebody getting koled, somebody get kold, O Joe.
Tell it, tell it like it either. I'm coming it hot.
Everybody man on your bay. Hey, no bad please, hell no.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Hey think they payut in the trouble to Hey, you
get one of the old old Joe. You straight.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Hey, hold on, want be back home?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Were back on Saturday after the playoffs, right, yeah, we're
off tomorrow, right okay, yeah, yeah, yeah we are, we are.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
We were back, you and I back on on Saturday.
On Saturday.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
Know what Saturday, I'm I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna
get that. I'm gonna get that blue diamond Saturday. I'm
gonna tell you how went once we finished talk about
the game.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Okay, yeah, hey, oh ya think I so bad? I
couldn't Hey, I man, I was I would like a drug.
I couldn't funk people out it right, I was afraid.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
I see, I don't want to get addicted now, I
just I just want I just want to be No.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
She gonna get she gonna get addicted.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah yeah, all right, we're gonna were gonna work on that.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I try to blow. We're gonna work there. You know
heavy way I lay heavy. I don'tly lot to Yo Joe,
I'll leave hear.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
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hit the subscribe button. I know all forty thousand. We
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appreciate that. Now.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
I ain't on no blue diamonds to night. Man. Man,
you got y'all want you ball them damas all the time.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Hey, yeah, that's Gonnas's gonna mess up your liver, man,
gonna mess up your liver.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
It is. I don't know, I'm just I just hear
that all the time.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I did hear that talk about I did hear the
talk about they go, uh it messed with your eyesight,
talk about you might go blind with them diamonds for real.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Yeah, I'll be that thing like, uh, hey, you're gonna
you're gonna Bena.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
You look like Edda James And I ain't gonna.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
You can't you can't sing it, you can't shut we.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Can't see it.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Hey, I mean, look, hey, he ain't stop Stevie. He
ain't stop Stephen from doing what they do on shaking
the cover and stopped Ray Charles from shaking the cover.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yeah, oh, but Ray Charles for loose with it.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
But hey, what what that means? If I can't see play?
I know, I know the other I can see. I
fact I can see, but the other I can see?
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Hey, wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (43:17):
I got I gott I got the perfect, perfect scenario,
perfect scenario for for the next players. Josh Hard, I
know you're gonna see this. Jayden Brunson, I know y'all
gonna see this.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Cold tub. I know you already do that. Anyway, cold
tub before the next game. You got it.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
You got a few days the rest, contrast back and
forth before the next game. After doing the cold cold tub,
you do your shoot around whatever. I know you're not
gonna You're not gonna TIBs is not gonna push you hard.
Before your next game, right before you play again, hit
the cold tub. Right before the game, take a half
a viagra. Take a half a viagra, and I guarantee
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you it. Get the blood flow going that extra closing
and you're feeling fresh.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
Like it's the beginning, the beginning of the season. That's
exactly how you gonna feel. I'm telling you it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Save your boy. I do the contrast before them. Well,
he came over. You know our contract. You'll get hot
cold hot.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Hot cold and back. Oh yeah, and you get that first,
you get that fresh blood flowing falling through the body.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Hey, and you.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
How go right, O.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Cannot do this? Let go, let go, Let's go left
gold lass go. Hey. Hey.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
The people in the chat that probably don't know that
have never played sports at that level. Maybe if you
played in high school, don't understand what it feels like
when you're getting that cold tub in that hot tub.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
You contrast back and forth and you get you get
those chills.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
You freeze everything up and you're getting that that that
hot tub and everything released. You get back in the
cold and do it back and forth. I used to
do it about maybe three times.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, when it's time to go out there and run
again or I sweart for god, it feels like you
never ran a day in your life.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Yeah, you feel like they ran flood so so good,
brand new again.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
If if, if, if, if, Josh Hard Jalen Brunson, I
know y'all gonna see this. Add the half of peal
at half Viagara.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
I'm telling you the increase in blood flow is going
to help the lure body extremities to increase explosion, athleticism,
lateral movement, all that shit.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
I promise you, I'll lie for you before I lie
to you. Try it.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
The volume
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Shannon Sharpe
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