105: My Two Dads

In episode 105, JD's torn between the compassionate care of Dr. Cox, and the financially practical Dr, Kelso. Meanwhile, Turk gave Carla an ass pen as a gift. In the real world, Donald does a deep dive into his Star Wars obsession and Zach's got new boots! Gather 'round to hear our rewatch of My Two Dads.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
But I always liked calling you shoon because I feel
about nicknames when I love someone that, oh I'm on
the inside, I have the inside scoop. If you love
him and you're in, you're in. If you're in the
cool kids group, you get to call him shoon. Right,
But you created your own nickname, and all of a
sudden I became Chocolate Bear, Sea Bear Sea Bear. Does

(00:22):
anyone else from Bear? Does anyone else from Scrubs ever
call you shoon? Did anyone else? Yeah? Bill does? Bill
Lawrence calls your shoon? Yeah. I can't picture Sarah ever
saying shoon? No, but Bill, Bill, to this day still
does well. You know, you and Bill probably have spent
more time with my family than anyone else in the cast,
you know what I mean. And I remember when you,

(00:44):
you and your brothers set up a little sound studio
in your house once and you called it audio. What
did you call it? Audio? Shoot? Audio shoon? Audio shoon?
I bet you wish you had that audio booth right now,
I do wish I had that audio. I do. That
would be awesome, That would be awesome audio shoon. Anyway
we should get it to do? Did you count us in?
Donald that you did see. Here's some stories about shore

(01:08):
we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and stories.
So get around you here, yeat around you here. You

(01:29):
know we're getting a lot of love on our theme song.
And oh, before we forget, would you mind just laying
down the MMM because we never got it and I
think the song at the very end should have you
doing that. So well, we gotta get the key and
all of that stuff and could do a temporary one
and Dan will lay it on for us. M. Yeah,

(01:51):
all right, it's gonna be out of key. It might
be out of key, but Dan, I like that one
better the hum No, So Dan, now I want you,
but I want you to do in the editor replay
the theme song now with the addition of Donald's here's
some stories about show. We made about a bunch of nurses, said,

(02:15):
he's the stories, So getta around you here are yato
around here? Donald. This is a very special episode of
Scrubs because it has so much in it, and it
has your favorite thing in the world, which is go ahead,

(02:37):
Star Wars. Holy shit, I got so excited about two
things go one when I realized it was the aspin
episode so much I jumped for joy so much in
this episode. The ass box, right, the ass box, the
things that people have actually stuck up there. But you
know you might think that those were fake. Well, some
of them were fake. But the problem with the light

(02:58):
bulb when you stick it up your butt is you'll
never get it out without breaking the light bulb. No,
that's a different episode, by the way, when when the
light bulb is up someone's ass and Johnny C says,
either this guy has a light bulb of his ass
or his colon has a great idea. I thought that
was this episode, but it's actually a different episode. We
went back to that room. That joke could be used again.

(03:19):
But I want you the audience to know that this
is a real thing. We learned when we were making
this that hospitals have collections of things they've pulled out
of people who stick stuff in their assholes. Right, yeah,
ass box is a real thing, and ask box is
a real thing. Unfortunately it's sacred heart. There's no lost

(03:41):
and found, but there's an ass box. There's something funny
about the word ass when you attach it to anything.
You laughed. I laughed every time someone said as box.
I laughed when I think it was Judy said ass
pen right. Not only that I laughed when people call
other people ass face. I think I laughed every time
someone says ass head or ass face, asshole, that those

(04:02):
are funny words. Yeah, ass next to anything. I'm wearing
these big rain boots today, Donald, I want to show you.
Let me see what are you doing? Are you gardening?
Well it's it's pissing rain in Los Angeles. And you
are British now, well yeah, and the British is wearing
off on me. I I should say the British is
contagious because I'm wearing like my big gardening boots. And

(04:24):
we have a should be like Peter in a Peter
Rabbit movie. We have a puppy, so I have to
be out in the rain trying to potty train a
puppy and these are my puppy training rain boots. All right,
let's get into this episode. Now, wait before we do.
When I was on the phone with you and Casey,
and I'm sorry to the audience. I know I told
you that I was going to refrain from talking to

(04:44):
Donald because I wanted to save all our contact for
the podcast. But Casey was chiming in on the speaker
phone on your cell phone, and she said that you
are not even letting the children walk around the block. Donald,
I think you got to air those kids out. You know,
we go on walks every now and then, like yeah,
but like once a week. That's not enough. I think

(05:05):
as long as you I mean, I'm not a parent,
and I understand why you would be terrified. But I
think I know, bro, I think if you're nowhere near anyone,
you can have the kids go around the block. I
think that's you're allowed to do that. You got to
air them out, right. Unfortunately, it's been raining, so I
haven't been able to do that. I hear that message
loud and clear. Listen, I am kids have Kevin fever

(05:25):
for sure. I am in no position to give parenting advice,
but I am I am the godfather of these children,
and as godfather, I would like them to walk around
the block once a fucking week. Wow. Okay, okay, yes,
write that down notes. Listen, they're my kids. I love
the case. He was in the background like he won't
even let him walk around the block. All right, should

(05:50):
you get in the episode. I've been trying to do
that for a lot. You know, but you know there
is a we do have a catch up phase. Donald.
The section one is Zach and Donald ketch up up
and you're rushing just because you're so excited about Star Wars.
You're excited about Star Wars. I'm excited about the Aspen.
I'm excited about the title of the show, My two Dads.

(06:10):
I love that Craig Zisk directed this episode. Is a
very fine, fine TV director and this was his first
episode for us, and also written by a writing team
Garret Nan and Neil Goldman, two of our our favorite writers.
Some writers work in the writer's room as an individual,
and some writers are writing teams, and this is the first.

(06:32):
I think this is the only am I correct all
this was the only writing team season one, I believe so.
But also not just that. They went on to do
other things. They came from Family Guy, then they started,
Then they did Scrubs, they went onto Community. Yes, they
ran your Community and then went on to do other

(06:53):
projects after that. Like these guys started. These guys started.
I would I would love to say humble beginnings, but wow,
they started with Family Guy and then went right into
Scrubs and then after that Community. That's a string of
hits to work on. I would they were very funny,
and they are very funny, and they were very different.
I always thought it was interesting that they were partners
because they were the two of them were just such

(07:13):
different people. Yeah, but wrote such funny scripts. Yeah, they
were the perfect partnership. This episode is jam packed and
has more fantasies than a lot of episodes. Speaking of that,
I used to get and I don't think I ever
told you this, but I used to get jealous. And
it all comes to a head at the end of
this episode. But you used to do some of the

(07:34):
coolest fantasies throughout the show, you know what I mean.
And this was the first time where a fantasy came up.
And I ran up on Bill and I was like, Bill,
you gotta put me in this fucking fantasy. Man, you
got you gotta put me in this fantasy. It's Star Wars, dude,
And I don't know if you know this, but I
love Star Wars. He's like, well, who would you be?
And I was like, just make me Han solo, Just

(07:54):
make me Han solo. And I'm there and it happens,
and he was like all right, yeah, fine. Not only
did you weren't originally in it. No, it was just you,
and it was just JD. Cox and Kelso okay, and
I'm sure that Bill was like and then Bill was
probably like, oh, we gotta add the others if we're
gonna add yeah, we gotta. If we add Donald, we
gotta add everybody else, which created a great joke, you

(08:16):
know what I mean, for the z Chewy and then
fucking the Janet Her. For those of you who don't
know this, and I'm guessing you're getting a sense, Donald
Phaison is the biggest Star Wars fan that I have
ever met in my life. And Harry Brothers too. No,
you're by far the most. And now you voice a
character on What Tell Everyone on Star Wars Resistance Hype

(08:37):
Phase on. The character was named after me. Dave Filoni
named the character after me. That's a big deal, Donald,
Not only for you all, but Donald Hobby is stop
motion animation and with legos, he has made several Star
Wars animated lego films that you can check out on YouTube,

(08:58):
and they're called Black storm Trooper. Right. So I realized
how my stop motion, How I got into stop motion,
and it was because of Star Wars I always thought
that it was the adapts and the Empire strikes back
when they're attacking the Rebel based on the planet Hath.
But it turns out there was a video that came

(09:19):
out around the same time Return of the Jedi came
out called Star Wars from Star Wars to Jedi, and
it was like the behind the scenes and all the
special effects that went into making Star Wars, and like
the documentary is about an hour and a half, thirty

(09:39):
minutes of the documentary is all based on is all
dedicated to stop motion animation. And I watched this as
a kid, and I had it on video as a kid,
and it wasn't until like the behind the scenes specials
that came out with it and with that from Star
Wars to Jedi was in that package. And I realized

(10:00):
then and there after watching it, and I was like,
this was the this was the this was the plug
and um and you combined your love of Star Wars
with your love of stop motion animation. Now you're not
gonna say this because it would be too controversial, but
I'm going to say that when J. J. Abrams made
the new movie and there was a black Stormtrooper, I

(10:21):
went come on, buddy, somebody saw Donald's lego movies. I'm
gonna getta lean back in your chair and don't say
a word. I'm saying as a fan of your stop
motion movies, the hero of which was the first Black Stormtrooper,
and then the zillion dollar movie comes out. I said

(10:41):
to myself, come on, buddy, don't speak. Don't speak. I
don't want to get you in trouble with all your
your Star Wars of Friends. What's his name? The guy
with the cowboy had is the super Superstar Wars. Dave Felony.
That's the man right there. I want to be on
the You know George Lucas. George Lucas pretty much gave
him the keys to the Corvette. Man. Yeah, man, he's

(11:05):
the keeper of He's the keeper of the lore, right
and when they go and do other things, he's involved
in stuff like that. But you know, his his stuff
like the Clone Wars Rebels. Is he involved the Mandalorian.
He is the executive producer of The Mandalorian. I really
like when he's involved, when they have him involved, I'm
telling you, man, it's really really good stuff. I I

(11:26):
you know, Dave Feloni should be if you ask me,
You know, he should be always asked, well what do
you think of this? Dave? And let him? I think
he is right. Isn't he the keeper of the lore?
If you will? I don't know if that's always the
way it goes. I don't know how they gotta say.
I'm not the biggest, as big as Star Wars, geek
as you, but I really am enjoying the Mandalorian and

(11:47):
it's great. I know. Baby Yoda is like the biggest
marketing cash grab merchandise and cash grab has ever been done.
But I want one. I want a baby Yoda. Who
doesn't want a baby? I want a baby Yoda. I
want to real life Viviota. Can we get to the
episode Donald, for God's sake? At twenty one seconds in
there's a reference to the Rock. Now this is two

(12:09):
thousand and one. The Rock is a very famous wrestler.
I don't know if he's made films yet. She does
say he's a film star, he says, she says he's
a movie star, but he's not the rock that he is. Now, No, right,
it wasn't like he was. That's a good question, Joel.
Can you look up what films had the Rock made
in two thousand and one. I don't know how many

(12:29):
it is, but obviously enough for Sarah to say he's
a film star. Well look I'll say this right now, yes,
go ahead. The Scorpion King, I think was the first
Joe Joel's cracking up. What do you crack? The first
big rock at Joel's outfit today? She's all matching it
now she's all yellow. She got on and it was
all yellow. You look good, Joel? All right? What's the

(12:51):
rocks credits in two thousand and one thus far in
his career? Just the highlights we don't need, like the
little Indy he did and stad you always go so
the Mummy returns Ben Scorpion King, then run down, then
walking tall, and then he really hits it off in
two thousand and five. Would be cool? Okay, there you go. Cool?
What was be cool? Be cool? I imagine the rock

(13:14):
just running around. Be cool. It's a comedy with who
Kevin Hart? No, it's got John Travolta and Uma Thurman
and Vince vaugh Ah. Right, it's to get shorty uh sequel? Okay? Right,
all right, all right, well he was a movie star,
then we we're wrong but he wasn't the level of
like global. I mean, he's like the biggest movie star
in the world now, right him. Well there's him, Kevin Hart,

(13:36):
Will Smith still Harrison Ford Smith. Will Smith. I don't
think is on the level of the Rock these days
because the Rock rarely, the Rock rarely. Last movie was
Bad Boys from Life, and I think, really, well, yeah,
I'm just saying, and I love Will Smith. Don't think
I'm taking anything away from him. I just think that
the Rock doesn't really have bombs. He's you know, there

(13:56):
used to be movie he does. Does the Rock has
a mom? Yeah? Oh, the beach One, the Baywatch, the Baywatch.
I sound like my dad. The Baywatch. My dad saw
dream Girls and he goes, and he had never heard
of Beyonce, and but he saw dream Girls and he goes,
I gotta tell you this bay Once she is something.

(14:17):
And h I just we always called me because if
us tell my dad he was just he was so
taken by her, understandably like the rest of earth, but
he was like, this Bayonce she is something. Can we
get to the episode, Donald, We've been in the episode?
All right? All right? So the Rock and then the

(14:37):
family feud Fantasy. I remember going to the Real Family
Feud set and that was exciting. I'd never been on
a game show set before, and I thought it was
very funny that the breakdown is Boobs ninety three seeing
the Rock, four, beer sandwiches, two World Piece one. So
it was when they did when they when they pulled

(14:57):
a hundred people, two different people in this scenario said
beer sandwiches. Wow. But you know, it's crazy that it
says the Rock is one of them, also, because I
feel like the Rock is kind of the I mean,
I'm sure it's been said before, but he's like, male, Oprah,
you know what I mean? How do you mean? Like

(15:18):
the Rock says, Yo, this is what we're doing, And
it seems like a whole community of people are like, yeah,
this is what we're doing. The Rock set. So I know,
but I don't think the Rock was that level of
of mega fandom then, but right now it's it speaks
volumes of how steady his career has been and how
he is amazing. Dude, Okay, Donald loves the Rock. Who

(15:39):
doesn't love the Rock exactly? That's my point. That's like
somebody saying something bad about Bruno Mars you're like what
I feel like, there's Bruno Mars. You know, I'm sure
there's people who don't like Bruno Mars. There's probably a few.
There's people who don't like anything. I once saw this
video on YouTube and it was sweet. It probably tears
to my eyes. It was literally ad ad seeing a

(16:01):
duet with his little adorable daughter on a guitar, and
it like brought to here's my eyes. It was the
sweetest thing in the world. And then I looked on
YouTube and there were like thousands of thumbs downs, like
people were like, no, no to this, How dare you
sing with that little daughter? Too fucking adorable? I hate it?
Fuck you. You can find people to hate anything. Donald, Yeah,

(16:23):
do you want to sing Taylor Swift hater's gonna hate
right now? Well, I mean she's the one that taught
me that. She's the one that taught you that hater's
gonna hate hate hate hate hate. Yeah. I mean, once
she said it, it was like, you're right. One thirty two,
I wrote down Matt Winston returns now Matt Winston who
plays doctor Steadman and who humps Kelso's leg here. I
just think I decided I'm Starry. I know we're early

(16:46):
in this podcast, but he is my vote so far
for most underused funny supporting character. Agreed. I think Bill
had a thing with him. I don't know what happened,
but every time I see him, I crack up. And
I don't know why this guy was not like one
of the go to regulars. He could have been. He
should have been around for a really long time. May
I'm sure I may have found a way to annoy

(17:06):
Bill or something. Because it doesn't make any sense, It
doesn't come you. We're gonna have to ask that, you
know what, Joelle, Remember when Bill said we could ask
him things. Ask and we'll insert Bill here. Why did
you stop using Matt Winston? Bill, come on, we'll tell
you guys. I should have used Matt Winston more. He
was really funny. But when we were that early on
the show, we were always shooting episodes that were five, six, seven,

(17:29):
sometimes even eleven or twelve minutes long, and I was
still trying to find room for my pals Rob Maschio,
you know, as a buddy of mine, and I wanted
to get him in all the time. Neil Flynn wasn't
even a regular, and we wanted to get him in.
We were essentially doing an A story, a B story,
a C story, and a janitor runner, which, if you're wondering,
is too much. So we kept using Matt Winston over

(17:51):
the years and he kept working. He was in About
Schmidt and he was in your movie. Zach. Should have
used him more. He's super super funny, cool bit of trivia.
Do you guys know who Matt Winston's dad is? That's
all I'm saying. I miss you, guys. Why am I
not back already with you? See you? And I love
that Kelso didn't know your name for the first few

(18:12):
this whole time. The reason why he's been calling you
sport and everything like that, because he still doesn't know
your name. I literally laughed out loud when when he
said when I said, that's the that's the manufacture of
the clipboard, sir, that's very funny, very very funny. Um,
I just thought he was a funny, funny guy. And uh,

(18:33):
but yeah, that scene was really funny. And by the way,
a little trivia I saw on the interwebs because I
did research today on the interwebs. Um, you know, there's
all this talk that the janitor h didn't acknowledge anyone
else in season one but me. But there's a little
debate because he passes the janitor and says smells like
ammonious pungent today. He might just be saying that out
to the universal. He might not be acknowledging the janitor,

(18:54):
But no, I think he's I honestly do believe he's
acknowledging the janitor, right. That's not helping the scrubs lord
that Yeah, well, you know what, it doesn't track. Some
things just don't track. He might have just come into
the hallway Donald and gone up Ammonia's pungent today. Listen,
just because we're on the show and we're best friends
with the creator of the show, doesn't mean that everything
has to track. Dude, all right, this didn't track. It

(19:16):
didn't though, Okay, somebody fucked up. I love the fact
that Carla and Turk's relationship is moving to the next level.
They are now bumping uglies or they're about to bump uglies.
And what does Zach what does JD do? He comes
in and he ruins it. Yeah, see blocks, you see
block for real? And I was always I always thought,

(19:38):
you know, Carla totally mind fucks turk man like. She
even says to him, do you want me to take
you into the room right now and we can have sex?
And when you come out, you'll be walking sideways because
I'll use I will have used all your up and downs. Yeah,
it's very aggressive. What person in their right mind is
gonna say no, I don't want that. She mind fucks

(20:00):
him so hard that he's like, no, I don't want that.
I like that. She's such a strong woman. She's like,
I'm going to bang you so hard you won't be
able to move, do you want to? And you're like,
oh no, but this bullshit though that you would be like,
I'm sorry, but it's bullshit that you would be like,
um that I panic? He panicked. I know, Yeah that

(20:20):
was funny. That was funny. Well, I wanted to talk
about my nipples real quick. The band aids on the
nipples right now. Have you ever been on sets where
your nipples the air conditionings on, and and and your
nipples are so hard it looks like you're smuggling raisins
and and you're you're saying, I can't wear this shirt
because I I've got rock hard nipples. Absolutely so on
my last show I did that was it was really bad.

(20:43):
So I started, I mean, it's embarrassing, but I wore
pasties because the wardrobe truck has pasties for women, and
I I said, yeah, but they're mostly for women, but
in men in this case, because I was like, I
can't do this scene and list this shirt. It looks
ridiculous because it's freezing in here. My nips are rock hard.

(21:04):
Bring out the pasties. So he just became a running
joke with the word of department. They'd be like, Okay, Zach,
you're gonna be in this shirt today, and do you
think you'll need your pasties? Do you remember what you
used to call my nipples? What you don't remember, Oh,
melted her, she's kisses. Yes, that's what they look like

(21:28):
they do. Next time you guys see Donald topless on
the screen, zoom in and they look like little cute
and melted her she's kissing. Ah. I can't believe I
remember that, all right. So this is a perfect example.
How we were talking with Bill on the episode a
few days ago, and we were talking about how Kelso

(21:50):
is all about insurance and Cox is all about, you know,
breaking the rules so that he can get patients taken
care of because he's one of those doctors that actually cares. Obviously,
this couldn't be more relevant than anything today, This debate
that we've been having in this country forever, and we
were having on this show. I mean, you couldn't make

(22:10):
this show and not start off early on and discuss
the problem of health insurance and how doctors have to
deal with this huge crisis when patients don't have health insurance. Yeah,
and you know me, personally, I would prefer a doctor
like Cox, But I can see how a hospital can
go broke if you have a bunch of doctors like that.
You know what I mean. Well, this is the debate

(22:30):
of our time, Donald, and we won't begin we won't
even begin to wade into the debate because we're not
nearly smart enough. But I did think that this was
very well articulated. This, I mean, before I remembered this
was the Star Wars episode, I said to myself, Oh,
it's a it's a battle of good verse evil and
and and they're fighting over the soul of JD on

(22:51):
the golf course. Absolutely, And you think, you honestly believe
because of how emotional you get when your mentor kind
of washes his hand. When he washes his hands with you,
you almost fall to the dark side. And it's really
easy to fall to the dark side. This is this
is why I love this. This is why I love this.
I can talk about Star Wars now. No. I have

(23:13):
a feeling you're gonna find a way. Maybe I have
a feeling you're going to start a side project, a
side hustle about Star Wars. There's probably nine thousand Star
Wars podcast Oh, I'm sure there are. Yeah, I'm bros
sitting around talking about the jedies. What's your favorite? Let's
digress for a moment. What's your favorite? You have to
pick one Star Wars film or there's a gun to

(23:35):
your head, go Vampire strikes back. That's the easiest. That's
everyone says that, right if you're a mega fan. Yeah,
for me, it's it was. It was the Christmas special,
the one with with with Chewy on the Beach. Rogue
one is my favorite Star Wars movie. It's you have
to go to the premiere and partially because it's everything
I love about the animated Star Wars brought to the

(23:57):
live action screen. It's the first time Darth Vader is
every really scary? It was? Well, I'll tell you that.
I'll tell you one thing that part. If that didn't
make the movie, that would have been people would have
been pissed off, like two weeks before release. Dude, I'm sorry,
that's that's well, I didn't know you were a mega fan.
Maybe you can be Donald's co host didn't Star Wars
podcast later, I would do Stars, we should, we should

(24:21):
shoot it. One thing I've always wanted to ask you, Donald,
is how come in the e Walk song at the
end of Return the Jedi, they say, yump nub it chicky,
why why and then they go celebrate the life? Does
that mean that there's no ewoks for celebrate the life?
I'm gonna have to say yes, okay, so it just
doesn't translate yub nub it chicky, why why celebrate the life?
Right right? Yump nub hallelu They're nah yum nub you

(24:47):
know the whole celebrate the life. Oh my god. Dan
is telling me that Joel is the most knowledgeable person
on Star Wars, Marvel, Watchman, literally a million mega fan thing. Well,
this is the Scrubs podcast, I know, Donald, Let's get
back to it. Knowledgeable in scrubs. Yeah she is, but
apparently we're learning something about Joel that she is mega

(25:10):
mega mega star Wars geek like you. Well, we're gonna
have to trivia her later. All right, Donald, back to
our our show. So we were talking about Cox's breaking
the rules, and but then one of the funniest things
that we almost saw an eagle. Yes, so yeah, when
he spends you. Yeah yeah. I laughed so hard at
you losing your balance after two revolutions. I think, I really,

(25:30):
I think that was genuine There were two episodes, two
places in this episode where I genuinely fell. One after
Johnny c spit spun me in that sort of wonder
Years and that was shot on like Super eight film
to look like the old school. And then when I'm
in the water hazard, is that what you call it?
A water hazard? When I'm in the When I'm in
the water hazard and I'm and I'm golfing, I remember
I legit fell in that moment and wasn't supposed to.

(25:51):
I slipped. Wow. And speaking of golf, that's how professional
I am. Donald, I kept going as you should. Speaking
of golf. John C McGinley I think has been trying
to hustle me because I picked up golf. Well after
we finished Scrubs, I picked up golf. As a matter
of fact, my standing on Scrubs. Deontay Gordon, yes, when
Scrubs was all said and done, he was the one

(26:12):
that took me out to the golf course and was like,
you know, because my wife had told me, you need
to stop playing basketball. You getting hurt all the time.
I'm sick and tired, and you were playing tennis. You
were getting really good at tennis. I was getting good
at tennis, but I was hurting myself a lot, right.
She was like, you gotta get you gotta start. And also,
tennis is very expensive. Let's just be honest. Tennis expensive
to play. What you're just paying the court fee? What

(26:33):
do you do you mean lessons, lessons, all of that stuff.
To get good, you have to get lessons. And I
was like, well, what do I want to play that
I can play for the rest of my life. And
I said, you know, I picked up golf, and Deontay
took me to the golf course and we practiced playing
golf quite a bit, and then finally, you know, we
went out and we played and we play a lot. Now.
We play golf together. John C McGinley. I you know,

(26:56):
I expressed to him that I love golf, and he's like,
oh wow, dude, I picked up golf also. I just
got into it. I'm really excited as well. This was
the last time we saw him at Bill's birthday party
and I was like, oh wow. I was like, we
should go out now. You know, in my mind, I'm
thinking I'm about to bust John C McGain lee's ass

(27:17):
in golf. And then we watched this episode. Yeah, and
he's got a really good golf swing. And dude, he
really hit that put. I mean that no one was
and he did that walk away that was all real.
I think he you know, they thought, okay, if you know,
we don't have time to sit here all day. He
got a long put, we'll cut it up if we
need to. He literally hit the ball and then walked
away and it went in and he was so fucking happy.

(27:38):
I've never seen that man so happy in my whole life.
I'm gonna just put it out there. I think he
was trying to hustle me. He's really good. He was
good then, he was good twenty years ago. He's saying
he's not good. Now, that's no, but that's what I'm
trying to say. Golf is one of those games. The
longer you play it, the better you are at Well,
maybe he was just saying he was rusty or something. Rusty,
my ass he belongs to a country club. I think

(27:59):
Ken really hit that ball off. Yeah, and look, Ken's
freakin swing was amazing. Mine was not good. And I
remember really feeling nervous and that the whole crew was
watching me, and there was clearly going to be a
joke like, oh, here it comes the guy who's not
good at sports, and we're gonna be here all day
trying to make him look good. And uh and yeah,

(28:20):
it was very uncomfortable and good, well Bill, Bill cut
it together for me to make me look decent. It's
definitely clear that you don't play golf all the time. Now,
the character didn't donald sure, but I was. I'm very
I'm actually I should have told the audience I'm actually excellent,
but JAD needed to be shitty. So what you're really
good at now, though, is tennis. Man, I'm very impressed

(28:40):
with Thank you. I don't know if I'm really good,
but I really love it. I'm having I never was
into sports, and I finally found something that I genuinely
love doing in tennis other than badminton. I can't play badminton,
but I I do love to throw a frisbee, but
I but I love tennis and we have the same
tennis and doctor Chris Krab, he's amazing. Give him Chris

(29:02):
Crab a shout out, even though you can't even get
an appointment with the darn guy. He works a lot.
Also an actor. Also an actor, he was on a show.
Do you know the name of his Canadian series when
he was a child, something Bay, Danger Bay, Danger Bay. Yeah,
Chris Crab Danger Bay. Our tennis coach is an actor,

(29:23):
but was on a Canadian series when he was a
kid and it was called Danger Bay. So Danger Bayou.
All go watch Danger Bay clips right now on YouTube,
not right now, after this podcast, after the podcast is over. Wait,
I wrote down something. Oh so I'm going backwards a bit,
but there's a reference to he calls me, are you there, God,
it's me Margaret, And that's a Judy Bloom book. Now. Coincidentally,

(29:46):
when I was a child, I was we had to
do a book report and I just randomly chose a
Judy bloombook because I liked Judy Bloom, and I chose
to do my book report on Are you there, God,
it's me Margaret, not realizing at the time that it's
a story about a young girl getting her period for
the first time. And I remember the teacher saying to

(30:07):
my parents, like, you know, he did a really nice
job with the book report, but it's it's a bit
curious that he chose a story about it a young
woman getting her period. I don't know, he's an odd
ball kid. I was like, Okay, that's the book report today, Bloom.
Are you there, God, it's me Margaret. But you know what,

(30:29):
it made me very as a young child. I empathized
with with what the girls were going through because I
had learned about it through direct You should direct and
write a movie that's not about dudes and write a
movie about women. I am. Actually the thing I'm writing
right now is about a woman. She's the lead, and
I mean, not a child and not it's not the
story of a young girl getting her period, but it

(30:50):
could change. I don't know. I didn't say child, I
said woman. Yeah. Yeah. I am the protagonist of my
of the thing I'm writing right now is a woman
in her mid twenties. And on that note, we're gonna
go to commercial right now. Someone's gonna sell you something.
Go someone. We're back, Yes, and we are back. I

(31:16):
always wanted to say that. That's the fun thing about
having a podcast. You can say things like we're back
with Donald Phazon from Scrubs, I'm here with Zach Braff,
Yes Live coming to you Live from Hollywood at six
thirty two, when when Sarah shows her breast to the
little boy, if you if you pause it, the little
boy spikes the lens. Now, for those of you don't
know this bit of jargon, um and this is gonna sorry,

(31:39):
it's gonna ruin film and TV for you now. So
if you don't want film and TV forever to be
ruined for you, mute the next minute. But spiking the
lens is when an actor accidentally looks into the lens
of the camera, and not like on purpose. You know,
sometimes the person's looking right into the camera like Faris
Bueler because he's talking to you. But spikes lens is
by accident, and it kind of breaks down that fourth
wall of hey, we're doing this imagine or he played

(32:00):
for you. You'll see it all the time with with
people actors in the background because they they're kind of
looking when the camera's coming near them, and they look
directly into the lens. And actors do it all the
time by accident, but it's usually edited out. But I
noticed that this little boy who should be looking at
Sarah's breast looks at the camera directly into the lens
when it passes. So there, Yeah, I don't think Sarah
really showed him his breasts, and no, of course not. Yeah,

(32:23):
he had. I think she had a beige band on
or something, and that was that was his moment of
like I thought I would go see some pities. Yeah,
so you're saying in protest, he spiked the lens. He
ruined the shot. He ruined the shot in protest, I
was told when I got this part, I'd be seeing
Sarah Chalk's breast. I just wanted to do a little
I think it's good to give people a little some

(32:45):
some filmmaking jargon as we go. So now you know
the term spiking the lens or breaking the fourth wall. Yes,
I love the fact that in that scene Turk is
talking about what gift am I going to get my
new girlfriend? And he thinks flowers and he thinks chalk,
and those are very cliche, especially for a you know,
a beginning, the beginning of a relationship later on, flowers

(33:07):
are like the little things. And if you can bring
flowers to the table at any point, does your wife
like getting flowers from your loves? Flowers? She thinks, but
not necessarily for anniversaries and stuff like that. They're great gifts.
But if you can just brighten a house with some flowers, right,
I don't know about just not just women, men, kids, anyone.

(33:29):
It really does brighten up a room when you walk
into a room and there's some form of flower growth.
In of course, flower growth. Now you're saying, but when
you do you ever come home before we were in
isolation and just surprise your wife with flowers. I did
that a couple of times, a couple of times, a
couple of times, and when done correctly, well, you know

(33:52):
you can't do it all the time. Well you can't
do it all the time, but married a long time,
you might want to crank it up more than a
couple I do. Listen, after isolation, I'm telling you right now,
now you're gonna do It's like it's like isolation has
been like, uh, you know, I'm gonna work out tomorrow.
After tomorrow, I'm gonna be working out every day once
isolation's over, I'm gonna do everything I possibly can to

(34:13):
make my wife happy. But right now, right shit, do
you guys go and have like time apart other than
doing the podcast in your closets? You guys find a
way to be separated? Because yes, because Bill told me.
Bill told me that Christa set up a guest bedroom
in the house and said that's your office, and um,
you're gonna be there nine to five. That would be awesome.

(34:35):
I would love one of those. So you guys are
just together. Yeah, well we have two very young children.
You have to be together. Casey posted the cutest picture
I've ever seen in my entire life, which was Wilder
doing Yoga's real about she was in her like meditative
state doing doing zoom yoga. That was the cutest thing
I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, she's all about

(34:56):
that yoga. I need children because I'm like, I look
at your kids and I go, I need a kid
doing yoga. That's the cutest thing I've ever seen. In
the break room, Yeah, Turk's talking about what type of
gift he's gonna get her, and he finally decides he's
gonna get her a pen. And I remember, right then
and there, I was like, oh my god, this is
the asspin episode. Oh my god, this is I love

(35:20):
the asspin concept. Yeah, so much so. I literally the
smile on my face when I when I realized that
it was the aspin episode was huge. It was like
guy Smiley big. But then it got even bigger when
after Turk realizes he's given Calla an asspin, Todd notices

(35:44):
that he has an ass chain around his neck, and
not only does he smell it, smell it yeah, but
he also was like, oh wow, this has been in
another person's ass very happy. The thing about Todd that
is already getting filtered in is that he's um, he's

(36:04):
very you know, he's the Todd of course, but I
think we learned kind of early on that he's down
for anything, like anything, He is open to anything of
obviously men and women. He's fluid in that sense. But
also we learned later he's very attracted to seniors. I
think it eventually we learned that also, and monkeys, he's

(36:26):
not an agist. And monkeys, what do you mean monkeys?
Where is said monkey? By the way, we're jumping ahead.
We're jumping ahead. But I think one of the funniest
times I've ever laughed in nine years was when we're
in the break room and Rob is, uh no, no,

(36:47):
it's we're in the room where we would sleep, where
the doctors would sleep, and I think Saturah and I
were hooking up. I forgot what the what the story was.
We'll get to that episode. But Rob comes down and
he goes sometimes when I'm banging this mattress, I imagine
I'm banging that one so dirty for a half hour

(37:08):
TV comedy, and we were very dirty. So Rob as
I guess, establishing that he someone gave him the chain
from the ass box and he likes it. No, he
took the chain from the ass box, the ass box.
That's your analysis, because why is he surprised? Then? No,
So Todd and Turk thought they found the Lost and Found.
Oh god, and in the Lost and Found were a

(37:29):
bunch of items and they were like holy shit. And
Todd was like, yo, there's a gold chain in here.
Gold chain out up somebody's but or watch real quick,
because I happened to be there. I want to see
he actually sniffs it. Please, I hope he sniffs it.
Please sniff it, Rob, please sniff it. Okay, he's looking,
he sees the chain in the ass, he takes it out. No,

(37:51):
he just looks and smiles. Lie. But it's still funny.
I bet you he did a take where he sniffed
and Bill was like no. Bill was like, no way,
that's not making in the show, but still very funny.
Now when when Steadman we're jumping around, but when doctor
Stedman says I'm woozy on the golf course, it made
me think of you because we once went to Cambo

(38:14):
for my birthday and you were day drinking. Donald is
a lot like a like a puppy in that he'll
go super hard, super hard, super hard, and then he
needs a nap. And we were in Cambo for my
birthday and he's like we're raging and day drinking and
just by the pool, and then he's like down for
the count up in our suite and I was like,
where's Donald. I go up there and I try and

(38:35):
try and wake you up, and you go I'm woozy.
You were with your brother too. My brother thought it
was the funniest fucking thing. He talks about all the time.
He's like Murmber when Donald said he was woozy, Like
who says they're woozy? You could have easily said, bro,
I'm tired, I'll be out in a little bit. You
were like, I'm woozy. I was drunk as can they do. Yeah,
that's funny, though I laughed. It was too many I heard,

(38:58):
I heard Steedman Sam woozy, And I sorry remembering my
brother and I laughing for fucking months about you yelling
that you were woozy. One of my favorite, one of
my favorite stories of you and your brothers. Are you
guys sneaking And we still use this to this day.
You guys sneaking into the house right late at night,
right drunk out of your mind. I think we might
have had some of God's lettuce as well. Okay, so

(39:19):
you might have had some of the green lettuce that
God grows on this earth, God's favorite lettuce. Yeah, and
your brother taking his pointer finger and sticking it up
your butt. Right, we were walking Yeah, yeah, you guys
are walking up the stairs and he's behind you and
he sticks it up your butt and you turn around
and go, dude, too deep. Yeah, we were, we were

(39:42):
we were trying to be quiet, and we were like
very silly and giggling, and we're walking up the stairs.
We didn't want to wake up my parents. And he
you know, he put his finger like you know, I
had clothes on. It wasn't like he went in my butt,
but he like tried to jab my my poohle and
U and I turned around and went dude, too d deep.
And we laughed about that. We laughed about that forever

(40:03):
because it wasn't like it wasn't like I was saying,
bro fucking stop. I was like, no, just that, not
that far. Yeah, too deep has been a very long
running joke in my whole family. Wherever Too Deep, that's
one of my favorites I wanted to talk about. In

(40:28):
this episode, they introduced the fact that Turk is a
man of faith. Yes, and it's right and the cross
is out and everything like that. And I remember Bill
coming up to me and saying, you know what, we
want to establish that you're a man of faith so
that when the Christmas episode comes up, we have this
whole storyline for you when the Christmas episode comes up. Yeah,

(40:50):
and while watching this this is also this all goes
away after the Christmas episode. So they lead up to this.
They did all the all of this stuff where Turk
is a man of faith for the next couple of
episodes until we get to the Christmas episode. Just why
didn't notice? Yeah? Did you notice? When you when you
when you do get to the scene with Carla setting

(41:11):
up candles in the house sixteen fifty four, it's a
lot of a lot of candles. I mean, she's really
it's kind of a fire hazard. The woman has set
up far too many candles. Yeah. Have you ever been
in a room with candles like that in real life? No?
I only no, only like I mean, I've been in
rooms where you set up a few candles because you're
trying to be romantic. But never Judy. It looked like

(41:31):
a music video set for boys to men. I'll make
love to you like you on me too, and I'll
hold you tight. That's such a correct baby. All through
the night, I oh make But you guys can't see it.

(41:53):
But joel Is is swaying like a fangirl in the
front row, like she's just shy of holding up a lighter.
They don't hold up lighters anymore. They hold up cell phones.
All their phones. They hold up their phones. They're now
cell phones. Um. So I just thought that was funny. Like,
first of all, candles are very expensive, right, so carl Yeah,
where did she get all the said candles? This is
before Amazon, Carla went candle shopper. Yeah, so like Yankee

(42:16):
Doodle whatever whatever, though, who was the candle shop name?
I don't know if it's still around Yankee Doodle is
that it? I don't know. The scented candles, I don't know,
but she went nuts, and frankly, I just don't think
it's very safe. I mean, if you guys are gonna
go yes Dan saying it's Yankee candle, It's Yankee candle,
Yankee candle. So you guys are gonna get busy, and
then I'm just worried, just safety wise. You're gonna go

(42:37):
in the other room and bump uglies and then we're
gonna be left. I'm gonna be left in a fire
hazard of an apartment because there's nine hundred candles lit.
I imagine there's also candles in the other room. Listen
you if you're listening to this, I don't want your
house to burn down. Let's say you light candles in
the living room and you're romancing your partner. Before you
go do it in your in your bedroom, please blow
out all your candles in the main room. This has

(42:58):
been a public service announcement from Zack and Donald. Only you.
At seventeen twenty nine, there's that super dark fantasy, I mean,
so appropriate for the healthcare debate that's going on in
our country now. But that super dark fantasy of Kelso
manning the supermarket cash register and just checking out and
charging old people and then I whip out the body bag.

(43:20):
I mean, I love that Bill did that. It's just
really amazing, just satire, but it was like so dark,
especially now, I was just like, this is this is
so smart and also so fucked up and true. Yeah,
it's very true. Did you notice at eighteen o six
that Rowdy has a food ball. I never knew that
Rowdy had a ball. In the background of this scene

(43:41):
with you and Judy in the corner, a little Easter
egg for you guys, there's Rowdy and not only has
a bull, but he has food we bought food for
the dead dog. That's crazy, that's wrong with us, That's
what I'm telling you. That's the oddest storyline throughout the
whole series. The rowdy storyline is just so freaking weird. Dude, Like,
we bought a dead dog food. Yeah, and we make

(44:02):
the dead dog hump. Did you know that he had
a ball? I didn't know that. I forgot all about that. Also,
before we go that far, I wanted to talk about
the bar. Yeah, that bar is only there for the
first season, if I'm correct. Yeah, now, I think you're right,
and that is not in urgent Care either. That's also
that was actual, an actual bar that we used to

(44:23):
film in. Yeah, and it was a big pain in
the ass to go there because you know, when you leave,
when we left the hospital, we were a big footprint
with a very large crew, and it always going to
locations was a big deal. Like I think we spent
the full day on that golf course, but going to
the bar. They wanted to use the bar so much
and going there with such a pain in the ass
that that's why I believe it was second season. They
built the bar set into the hospital, into the hospital,

(44:46):
So this is one of the time. This is one
of the one of the bar scenes that was in
an actual bar. Also a little Scrubs trivia go on.
I don't have the answer for it. What country club
was that that you guys were playing golf at? I
have no idea exactly. I have no idea. These are
things that I would be very interested in right now
because I love playing golf. So as a golfer, did

(45:07):
you go who nice course? I'd like to play it
right away. As soon as I saw it, I was like,
what country club is that? What golf course is that?
I want to play there? Okay, well, I'll bet you
we can find out. We'll do well. I've been very
lucky to play on some really cool golf courses. I
got to play Sherwood once. I think they're kind of
obnoxious if I can. I I guess this is controversial
to say to a golfer, but Los Angeles has filled

(45:28):
with so many damn golf clubs. Yeah, but I'm gonna
tell you something right now. There is beautiful, packed, beautiful
land that should be shared with the people. I'm just saying.
Sometimes I'm driving around town and I go wow, and
then there's like a hole in the in the in
the chain link fence, and I go, oh my god,
look how beautiful it is in there, and we're not
allowed to use it. I'm just pissed. I'm the complete

(45:51):
opposite of you. I'll drive around town and I'll see
an open field and I'll be like, is that a
golf course? Yeah? Because you you like to play them,
and you get invited because you're you to play on
fancy courses. But I love playing golf. Let's talk about
the Star Wars fantasy, because I think that it's a
very special moment. This is a tricky thing because when
you're gonna you're allowed to parody something, it's laws and copyrights.

(46:12):
If it's called fair use, if you're if you're truly
doing a parody. That's how SNL is allowed to do
whatever they want and and other things that that are
doing parody. But I remember there were lots of weird
rules like to you know, like that had to be
medically inspired. That's why when you cut twenty twenty six
and you cut to the girls with the buns in

(46:33):
their hair, there had to be like medical supplies in
their hair. I didn't really think that made sense, but
but the lawyers had found a way to tiptoe around
it and be able to do it. If we were
we were doing a quote unquote medical parody of Star Wars.
You know what I mean. I didn't understand that. I
didn't understand why they had all of those things in
their hands. Yeah, but the scrubs enough was us being

(46:55):
in scrubs was enough for it to be you know
what I mean? Like I had a vest and a
shirt underneath, and you know, I thought that was if
you notice, all of our outfits were scrubs bassed, so
I thought that would be enough for Well, the girls
are the girls like they're in um in real scrubs,
whereas your outfit and mine are are altered. Like I'm

(47:15):
I've got like the I've got like the cross and
whatever you call my scrubs have been altered. And uh,
I don't think that's my hair. That must be a wig, right,
that's not Yeah, but this was Yeah, that's definitely not
my hair. Really, it looks like it's yours. You wish
you had that hair, by the way, you look so
good with that hair. I mean I would look land
I'm telling you, Billy d Williams, watch out, baby. If
I had that hair, or Solo are supposed to be

(47:38):
Solo or Lando, I'm supposed to be Han Solo, but
Eric Estrado, eat your heart out when I got hair
like that. You do look good with that hair. You know,
we did us chips of photoshoot that you can you
see on the interwebs if you're curious. It was for
some magazine, I think Entertainment Weekly or something, and they
they had a wig on you and you looked glorious.
I'd love it. I look like Bruno Mars and Eric Estrada. Yeah,

(48:01):
I like this. I haven't frozen on your on your wig.
You look great. I couldn't remember if you were supposed
to be Lando or supposed to be Han Solo, but
now I was Han Solo. That's why then easy chewy line.
But also this was the year we went to the
Playboy Mansion for Halloween and I wore that same wig
because I tried to be Han Solo at the Playboy Mansion.
And I remember people walking up to me like, yo,
who are you supposed to be? And I was like,

(48:21):
I'm Han Solo. I don't like remember, I barely remember.
I remember we went to the Playboy Mansion. And you
dressed up as as a big fire I was that's
not very creative, and I was Han solo. Did you
remembering Playboy Mansion or do you remember thinking like, oh,
it's not exactly what I daydreamed it would be. It
was not what I imagined it would Yeah, me too,
I remember thinking it was it was a little bit

(48:42):
along in the tooth. It didn't. It didn't, it was.
It's one of those things where it's like, it's better
to just imagine what it would be like in your
in your dreams. The fantasy was definitely better than the
reality of Yeah, there were lots of benefits on the show,
and you could be like, hey can I get a
you go to hair and makeup? Hey can I get
a haircut? You get a carry? Hey can I in
a Halloween costume? Or Hey, I'm going to be on

(49:02):
a show this week? Can you give me outfit to
where when I walk out? But look at you, look
at your background. You have no shortage of outfits. Back there, Donald,
this is all my wife's clothes, believe it or not. Really, Yeah,
what you're seeing behind me is actually my wife stuff.
The stuff over here is mine. On the left side,
that's mine and those are golf shirts. A lot of
p XG golf shirts. Oh my god, I'm just saying, okay,

(49:33):
we all call her Laurie. Hi. I'm so sorry. No,
you're perfect, You're just in time. We almost ended the show.
We almost ended the show, Laurie. We almost ended the
show without you, without Lorie. No, no, no, without always
with Hi, Lorie Hi. It's so great to Where are
you from? Where are you calling from? The Caribbean? Turnidad

(49:55):
on the show, Select to come down finald The show
was officially international. Now it really is. It's big. Are
you wearing scrubs? I sure? Am? Oh are you what
are you a doctor? Nursa? What do you do? I'm
a photographer, but oh, you just love just scrubs for
the podcast. I was thinking, nobody's going to see that,
you know that, right, we'll see it, will We saw

(50:17):
it though, and I like that they're green too. I
appreciate you. Yeah, thank you Louri for coming on the
podcast and tell us what your question is. So in
the series, I think, I mean, you'll always balance between
super heavy things as well as really light. But there
are two truly like super heavy episodes. It's my phone

(50:38):
Idol where Cox lost the three patients after getting a
trance lances from Jill Tracy and my screw up would
be big just ending spoilers with Ben dying at the end,
and I was just wondering which one was your favorite,
because it's pretty difficult to choose. I think, Wow, I'm
going to be really lame and admit that I got
goose bumps when you said that, because I have to

(50:59):
go to Ben dying, just because I think one of
the most talked about things in Scrubs history was that
moment at the funeral with where do you think we are?
And where do you think we are? And then Josh
Raiden's song Winter Coming on. I just think that that
was just so moving and Cox, who's always such a
strong alpha on top of it all, finally getting to

(51:23):
see him grieve and feel pain. And I think Johnny's
performance in that was was incredibly moving. What about you Donald?
You know, I do like the episode where Cox loses
three patients because at first he's trying to pitch a
no hitter, and that's what we all think is going
to happen, is that he's gonna you know, you know,

(51:44):
we even use the reference in the show where you know,
you don't talk to him about what's going on because
he's in the zone. And then at the end of
the episode he loses if I'm am I correct, Lorie,
I'm correct about this, right, Laurie. Yeah, all three dicer,
but he is in the zone, and he does feel
like he's going to save all three of them too,

(52:04):
right before it all goes down, right right right right
before and like the two die and anyone who's his
actual friend he gets like the page and then that's
when he's like losing it. And then that I mean,
I'm a super frequent and comes to scribes, but that's
right after the episode. She's a super freak when it
comes to scribs. That's right after the episode where Joe

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Tracy dies on himself up because he's like, I could
have saved her and cox Jon John says, if you
let yourself feel like that, that's the end and J D. J.
John Tells talks that and he's like, yep, you know
more about the show. I love I love super fans
like that. I love it. I think it's so cool. Yeah,
Donald and I do not know nearly. That's it's a

(52:47):
good thing. Though amazing. It's amazing, And I really love
your accent. It's amazing. I never realized I had on
I you know, I I gotta be honest with you.
Anytime John c McGinley has the opportunity unity to do
sad drama, it's always good. And so you know, when
Ben dies and when the three patients die and you

(53:08):
see him wig out and lose it, it's always good.
So if you're asking me, if you're asking me which
one I liked better, I do, I'm gonna be honest
with you. I do like the one with Brendan Frasier
in it. One because Brendan Frasier was in it, and
two because this is Cox so far off the rails,
you know what I mean That he's hallucinating and he's

(53:30):
imagining things and he loved this man so much. And
this is the only person you know, that we ever
see him love that much where it breaks his heart
and breaks him down. So that definitely is one of
the episodes that I feel as our most as it
hits hard, you know, it's it's done so perfectly. Yeah,
that one. And when Glenn Turman was on the show, Yes,

(53:54):
I forgot his character name but he's the one that
he's the older black man that Donald and I are
trying to keep alive, and we sit by his side. Yeah, George, God,
you're good. He's a wonderful actor and he that's one
of my favorite episodes. Actually, yeah, all right, do you
have another question, Laurie? I have my friend who's the
real reason that I even got through to do this.

(54:14):
It should be on it because she want to asks
the question. I don't know where she is. Do you
want to want to call her? You can call her
friend Millionaire Elid audience. Do you want to use a lifeline? Yeah? Yeah,
hold on, I'm trying to click the link in the emails?

(54:35):
What is the question question? If you don't have another
legendary anything? Wow, what I have actually wanted to do
really badly? He was. I don't know. If you're on Instagram,
in people's stories, they have this templates where it's like
this or that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a ton
of them with scrubs. Let's go. Yes, that's it. Do

(54:58):
you prefer my pilot or my finale? The real finale? Season?
It my pilot that was the jump off? Yeah, my
pilots is the moment that our lives changed, so I
think we'll always have a soft spot in our heart
for that. Um. Do you prefer Molly More's characters Jadie's girlfriends?
What's the bunk's character as Jadi's girlfriend? Oh, that's a

(55:19):
tough one. I loved him both, But since Mandy was
my real life girlfriend at the time, I'll say Mandy
because that was really cool that it was very well.
It was also really a cool to avon at the
time because, uh, you know, it was fun to act
with my girlfriend at the time and she. I thought
Mandy had a great job. Also, I also loved Mandy
on the show. But I really liked Elizabeth Banks also

(55:41):
on the show. I was a huge fan of forty
year old Virgin and the character she played in forty
year old version, and I thought that was you know,
I thought it was cool that, you know, she was
on the show. Sure, all right, go ahead, last one, Lorie,
because we were no two more? You get two more,
two more? Okay, Oh, this is no difficult. Um. Do
you prefer trusty bottoms of clickie tops fence? Oh? I'm

(56:04):
a clickie top guy. I loved it nervously, nervously click
clickie top and um, this one's really for Donald. But
did you prefer your Neil Diamond impression or your Aeron
novel in Russia? Neil Diamond? Because I love Neil Diamond,
Come on, give us a little. When I was a kid,
I used to listen to in between watching Voltron and

(56:25):
Transformers on w p i X in New York City.
They would always play the best of Neil Diamond. And
that's how I learned about who Neil Diamond was. I
don't know any of his songs full all the way through.
I only know snippets. It's like everywhere around New World.

(56:46):
They come into America and then love on the Rocks,
no surprise, and then what was the other one? Turn on? Yeah,
hard light. Did you ever see the movie he made?
I think it was The Jet. Yeah, he's in black
face in that movie, Dude, at one point he's in

(57:07):
black face in that movie. Neil Diamond is in black
face in that movie. OK. I didn't know. Don't yell
at me. I didn't make them. I didn't. I'm just
putting it out there. Not only wrote it. Here's a
great here's something great that I loved about doing scrubs
and my love for Neil Diamond, the Transformers more than
meets the eye, keep going Transformers robots in disguise. So

(57:35):
if you've ever asked, if you ever anyone ever asked you,
have you ever heard of an impression of Neil Diamond
seeing the child face their Batsu to destroy the evil
forces of the Decepticons. Who well, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
Edition Laurie, thank you, you're the best, and thanks for

(57:56):
being such a big fan of ours. We thank you
for wearing scrubs, Rank Dale, and thank you for the
scrubs being green. Donald. I think that's the episode. That
is the episode. Wait, I mean is there anything after
Star Wars. Let's see, I'm scrolling the janitor pushes me over. No, well, actually,
let's talk about the reveal. You know, you finally realizing
doctor Cox. This will go on for the next few

(58:19):
episodes where doctor Cox figures out a way to come
back to the hospital and and work even though he's suspended,
and he uses if I'm correct, he uses JD as
his liaison. I don't remember, but nice pronunciation of liaison.
I like you put a little French on it, no doubt. Listen,
I miss you so much. I totally miss you. In

(58:41):
the words of Tenacious D. Dude, I totally miss you.
That's Tenacious D. Absolutely do you know how is it
a song? Yeah, dude, I totally miss you. Dude. I
totally miss you, Dude, I totally miss you. Do I
do miss you. And and it's Friday night here in
Los Angeles, and man, I wish that we were headed
to a fun restaurant to have drinks with our gals

(59:04):
and and have long hugs and chest and fun and laughter,
fun and laughter. Casey Cobb, Donald's wife coined that phrase.
She said, well, she didn't coin it. She don't get
paid when people say it. No, but that's copyrighted. But
she was always like, y'all want to get together for
fun and laughter. That is that is her saying, Donald,

(59:25):
do you want to lead us in gratitude and thanks
this week? I am so thankful for so many things
right now. One, the healthcare community out there, and the
doctors and the nurses and the orderlies and all the
people that the EMTs, the mets, everyone that works in

(59:45):
the hospital, but not just them, also the people that
work at the grocery stores, bust driving people, the people
that take our trash out COVID nineteen is hitting really
hard in the African American community right now, and that's
because of African Americans, we have the jobs that people
are calling essential and don't necessarily have the best healthcare

(01:00:09):
out there. And I just want to shine a light
on that and shine a light on our community and
make sure that we all have each other's backs right now,
because that is very, very very important. And so I just,
you know, I just want to thank all of the
healthcare workers. I want to thank everybody out there, but

(01:00:30):
I especially want to reach out to all of my
brothers and sisters out there and and and say to
you guys, you know, one, stay in. This is not
a game two. Check on your people for real, and hopefully,
if you're lucky, you'll have a doctor like doctor Cox

(01:00:50):
or something like that who's willing to you know, because
insurance it's a big issue right now. It's such a
huge issue right now, and we need to figure that out.
I'm just, you know, I don't want to, you know,
get controversial and say, you know, people aren't doing enough,
but that's something that needs to be addressed. We need
to address. On the next episode, we are going to

(01:01:11):
solve the healthcare problem in the United States. We're not
going to solve the healthcare problem. I know, I'm just kidding,
but we're gonna But I definitely wanted to say, you know,
watch each other's backs out there. Yeah, well said, And
thank you everybody for listening, and thank you for tuning in.
And we're having so much fun doing this, and we're
so happy to know that so many of you across

(01:01:33):
the globe are listening. So now Donald will count us
into our final song, this time now with the new
improved five six six seven Stories about sure we made
around you here, I'll yeah around you here, I'll excretch

(01:02:04):
rewatch your w a mm hmmmm.