118: My Tuscaloosa Heart With Christa Miller

In this week's episode, Turk and Eliot learn about Dr. Kelso's secret talent. In the real world, Zach and Donald are joined by actress Christa Miller.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, normally we wait to bring on the VIP guests,
but I just have to jump right in. I am
so taken by how ridiculously breathtaking you are in this episode.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm not gonna lie Donald. I texted her while I
was watching it and said, you know, I don't mean.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
To keep it classic, keep it, keep it class now.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I'm not gonna get in trouble with Bill. I just
want to say I am not to be superficial and
just talk about looks. She's also a very, very very
funny woman. But holy crap, are you beautiful in this episode.
And I can say that because you're being sexual and
luring Johnny C into the bedroom, so I'm allowed to
comment on that, Donald.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
But she's doing it in such a that's the way
it's supposed to be. When your booty calling with your
ex right right it comes over, she says, Yo, let's
do this, and you say, yeah, let's do this, and
then that's it.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
That's the rule.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Them By the way, Krista, I used to say that
all the time to Casey when I would have her
come over at like, you know, ten thirty at night.
Them's the rules of the booty call baby. I used
to say that shit to her all the time. Really, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Christ I love how in control Jordan is. She just
And I think it's a good I mean not that
we were the first show to ever do this, but
I think it was a good message for women. It
was kind of like, hey, you can be if you
want sex, like, no shame, go get yours, Go be
in charge of the booty call.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Go get yours, make it happen, Make make it happen
for yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I always tell my friends this.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
On a different note, you know, know how to make
it happen for yourself and follow through.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, do want you taking shit off anyone?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah? And Jordan was like, you know, I don't want
to hear you talk, like, just shut up, take your
fucking clothes off.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
First of all, how are you sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
How are you? I got excited. I was just watching
an episode. I got excited.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I miss you.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
And it was so sweet to hear from you guys
for my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
So I really appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Thank you, no doubt. How's your corn taming going?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know it's my web dream to be quarantined.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
There's people like Chris I know, and I'm sure if
you're listening, you know who, Like, wait, you're telling me
I don't have to leave the house and no one
will give me a ship.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I mean, you know, it's it's not as easy for
your friend Bill Lawrence, who wants to be around people
all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Does he tell you that I put him downstairs?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah? Tell us about that. He told us that. You said,
that's your office. What's that story.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Well, I anticipated that quarantine would be a disaster for
our marriage and we would ultimately end up divorced if
there weren't certain rules followed. And because Bill left his
own devices, would follow me around the house all day,
want to see what I'm doing, you know, feign interest
in things he wasn't interested in.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
And so I put him.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I put a desk in our downstairs guest bedroom. I said,
it all up. Make sure there's a big TV in there.
I set it up as a little pieda tear, like
one might have a little studio apartment in New York.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, and he is. He can come out for lunch.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
By the way, he's so By the way, Bill is
so afraid of Christa. This is a funny thing that
Donald and I have witnessed, like when we did this
show for nine years, Bill was the boss and he
was the big brother, and he could be scary at times,
and then the second he was around Christa, it automatically
switched and he was like yes, Crystal, yes, ch and
Bill was like this isn't a joke. Bill's like, no, no,
I have to go to the office. I'm like, what

(03:42):
do you mean we're in quarantine. He's like no, no,
Krista made an office for me and I have to go.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's very much It's very much like uh, Cox and Jordan.
I've never seen Cox slump his shoulders like that, like
like he does at the end of the episode sad.
I know, yes, sad body right, You've never see that
in the show. But here comes Jordan and he's like uh.

(04:10):
And Bill walks around and his chest is all out,
and Krista comes around and he sinks down like okay,
you got it.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
He submits.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I think that's very healthy for your relationship. I'm sure
you do too, Christa. But like a guy, I mean
talk about that because I think a guy like Bill,
and I know other men and probably women and vice
versa like this when they're at work, they're kind of
the boss. They're the alpha, and they come home and
they need the ying yang of someone be like, no,
you're not the fucking boss anymore. Okay, there's your room,
go to your room.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah I don't I don't work for you, but I
will say this at work because I think Bill is
so talented at his job, and he takes on jokes
and how they should be on is so spun on.

(05:02):
He also has the quality, as you guys know, is
that if you say I want to try it this way,
he'll say try it. If your ways better, He'll say,
you're right, your ways better. So I have a lot
of trusted him so work, actually I was quite You
guys didn't notice it, but that for me was deferential
to Bill.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
What you could.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I saw it when you switched to work mode. You
were always like, hey, can I try it this way?
Or you know you you you totally switch. But I
just love because I'm so close with you guys, and
I spent so much time with you at your home.
It's it was always fun from you. I mean now
we're all best friends, but back in the day when
I didn't know you as well, it was always so
much fun for me to see Bill under Christen's thumb.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Wait, Zach has witnessed you. I don't know if you
want to talk about now the stop hug.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I want to Donald's Bill is so pussy whipped. If
I can say that, christ I hope it's not too jarring.
Well they go on to Howard Stern all the time,
these two, and you can say, so everything is going
to be tame compared to what these two talk about
on Howard Stern together. But I Bill is so pussy whipped.

(06:11):
But Christy, you tell the story. But I feel it's
so adorable and my heart goes out for him.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
But no, but you you were on my side by
the end of the summer.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
No, I never was. I love you, but I felt
the guy, just the guy, just the guy just wants
to hug his wife. The poor guy just wants the
hug his wife.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Maybe I'll have Donald, So Donald, what happens is, I
am I'm the way to be doing something. I'm I'm working,
I'm organizing, I'm writing, and Bill and or I'll have
my hands full of things.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
And Bill goes stop hug.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
And he.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
And he needs to stop hug. And I I would.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Say to Zach decent, it's at you're not explaining it.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Stop hugg stop huggmant that she would have to put
her things down, no matter what was happening and give
him a long, tight embrace. And Christa we were staying
in on Long Island together and Chris, She's like, no,
what the fuck are you talking about? We're not stop
hugging right now.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
I'd be we'd be out of the boat and I'm I'm,
you know, tying up the boat or trying to get
the anchor up.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
And Bill be like, stop hug No, No.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's so fun for Donald and I because I mean, it.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Didn't hug us know how long it took for him
to hug us.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
He couldn't even hug us. We had to now he's
a hugger. We took it. Took a decade, but we
turned him into a mail On Maile hugger. But in
the beginning, he'd be like, high five, we're huggers. Hit you.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
He would tap you on the show.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Hey buddy, Yeah, hey buddy.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
No, he would.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
He will say, now I'm not speaking out of school,
that he would like to have an adult baby.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Beorn for me to climb into wear me around the
house during quarantine. That's why I had to get him
the office.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
But by the way I have today, that sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
There are so many husbands and wives. How long have
you been marry twenty years? There are so many husbands
and wives who are so over each other sadly after
twenty years. And Bill is so incredibly in love with you.
I mean it has not turned down one cell from
the day you met. And I think that's so sweet.
So my heart always goes out to him sometimes when
you're like, Bill, go to your fucking office. No, stop hugs, right, Zach,

(08:38):
you have to watch that?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, No, I love him so much. He gets plenty
of sex, he gets plenty of cuddles.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Enough's enough.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I mean you feel sorry for someone who gets a
lot of things.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's a lot of attention.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yeah, well, listen, I forgot this thing.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
By the way I was about to say, I was
about to say, that's a great way to start the show.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, Bill gets Bill Lawrence gets plenty of sex. Everybody.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
I'm not sure we made about a bunch of said
he's a story.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
So.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Christa, we got to go back to the beginning. And
now that we've sung ourselves. Tell us Donald, no, Donald,
I'm gonna lead.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
I was, okay, go ahead, man, I.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Know you're excited.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
I turned.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I was told to turn the game down on my mic.
I was so excited by Dan. Dan had an intervention
and said, turn down your mic. You're too giddy. Christa,
tell us we're gonna go way back to the beginning.
Whenever we have us our co stars on, we like
to start the beginning. Even before you met Bill, you
were in New York. You grew up in Manhattan, and
tell us about being going from modeling to acting, like

(09:58):
that section of your life where it was working as
a model and then into Drew Carey Well.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I always I went to acting class at night. In
high school.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
I went to American Academy of Dramatic Arts and then
the neighborhood playoffs, and I would ride my bike.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I had a ten speed bike in New York.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
I would go to school and then I would play
in some varsity sport that I was in, like basketball
or volleyball, and then I would ride my bike down
to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts and take acting classes.
I always wanted to be an actor and modeling was
just a way to make money. And I originally came

(10:36):
out here because I got an audition for a League
of their Own when David Ansbrod was first directing it.
And when he was doing it, you had to pass,
and they knew I was. You had to be a
real baseball player, So you had to go down with
one of the head coach for one of the baseball

(11:00):
teams for like this three hour baseball audition before you
were even allowed to read. And so I did that.
I got the part. David Outspot ultimately got fired from
the movie and Penny Marshall took over and I ended
up dating him, but staying out here and starting with,

(11:25):
you know, doing acting, and what happens is I got
an episode of The Fresh.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Prince of bel Air.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
That was your first job.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
No, it wasn't my first job, but I it was
one of the first few ones.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
And it was so fun. Will Smith would he did this.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
First of all, there's loud music playing anytime they cut,
loud music playing on stage. He was so lovely and
he would do these speed throughs with everybody and just
it was such a fun thing, and I thought, why
am I doing this drama?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Painful memories of childhood.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
I don't want to do it, and that was what
got me started to want to do comedy.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Well, and also, you're funny, and I think that one
thing that Hollywood really embraces. You know, there's there's there's
plenty of pretty people, but a pretty person who can
be hilarious like you can be. It was no doubt
that you were gonna have a big career.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, I was gonna say, I was gonna I was
gonna say later on in the conversation, but I think
I want to say it now. We uh, like, we
we watched this bat we watched this show back, and
it's been such a long time since we've seen the
show that we tend to forget a lot of things.
And one thing that I forgot was how funny you are. Christa, Like,

(12:44):
every one of your jokes lands every time, and the
sarcasm and the sass, it all shines through. And so
when I'm watching these episodes, I'm like, in my mind,
I'm like, of course they get back together. They mirror
each other, so well, you know what I mean. And
you know John C's characters put into the show to
be you know this sarcastic mentor for JD. It's only

(13:09):
right that he has a sarcastic wife, you know, or
ex wife or love interest on the show. And so
when when watching this, it's like it's like you guys
are playing tennis, you know what I mean, and he's
hitting it to you and you're spiking it back, and
he's like, oh shit, let me spike it back, you
know what I mean. It's so great to watch.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
It's a lot like the banter of Bill and Christa.
I mean, they they do that sparring back and forth
and the sarcasm back and forth and can be quite biting.
I once said to them, did you guys meet it mean? Camp?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Donald? That's so sweet of you to say, thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
You know, when I watch my boys have been watching,
going through and watching Scrubs, all the episodes. Anytime I
go in the kitchen, all watch and I think, see
how good you guys are, and you see how like
every show shoh, you guys get more and more in
the groove better and and and Donald, your physical comedy

(14:09):
is so strong and you allow it.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
You know.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
I think it was maybe because it was in a
hospital and everyone was there together.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
It was like this very safe place to.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Like kind of bring your a game, right, That's what
I felt on that show. You would step in and
also that you would want to be friends with everybody,
you know, from the crew to the cat to everyone
that was there. But you just step in and you're
in a safe place to do that.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
You know that the show would not have worked at
all if there wasn't this environment of there's no wrong answer, right.
You know, actors can were so neurotic. You can get
in your head and go, oh, I'm not making anyone
laugh or I don't want to do that because it's
if it's they don't laugh, I feel stupid. Bill and
the crew and everyone and us. We created this environment
where like go nuts, like there there is no wrong answer,

(15:01):
like if you if you go too far, don't worry.
We'll choose a take that that's that isn't as broad,
but like it gave all of us the freedom to
just fucking go for.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
It right and doing and doing this rewatch right now.
It's really it's really fun to watch. Is how when
we first started, how tight we all were, you know
what I mean, we were all so tight, and now
we're starting, we're what is this episode one what uh
seventeen eighteen eighteen one eighteen. We're all starting to really

(15:31):
loosen up now, you know what I mean, And everybody's
starting to spread out and you can feel that the
nervous energy is gone and we're starting to play on
camera and uh yeah, but well here's my point. My
point was when you came in, you were already there,
you were all ready to play, already ready to play.
And I think that has a lot to do with
you doing Drew Carrey at the time, and being on
television for what it was like seven years at this point,

(15:54):
eight years at this point.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Well, also because it's a live audience, so you're you're
used to but I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
I was tight because I wasn't used to the medium
of single camera comedy, which is different, you know than
doing a sitcom. But I remember Bill said to me,
and it might have been on this episode, he said,
you know, when it's not your coverage, And I don't

(16:20):
know if you want to explain.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
You know, when the camera's not on.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
You, you're doing broad, funny, crazy things, and I want
you to do at least two of those takes when
it's when the camera's on you, right, And I was like, oh,
I am having a disconnect. I'm so much freer and
looser when the cameras.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Mean you're doing off camera, you're.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Doing Genia Ship off camera. You might want to you
might want to meld the two.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
So Donald Donald just brought just talk about Drew for
a second, because it was a big chunk of your life.
You're one of the you're one of the lucky actors
in the in the world of Hollywood that can go
from one successful show to another. We talked about how
Neil Flynn did that after Scrubs, he then went and
starred on the Middle for forever.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, eleven years or some shit like that.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, So what was the obviously just a reminding audience
that don't know the difference. Sitcoms are filmed like a play.
They're done in front of a live audience. That's why
you hear the laughs, and you know, they set up
four or five cameras and they and they shoot it
like a play and they cut in between them. Whereas
when we shoot Scrubs, there's no audience. We're shooting it
like a movie with one angle at a time or

(17:31):
two angles at a time. So talk a little bit
about Drew Krista and what that experience was like and
again transitioning to scrubs from that.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
You know, it was so unusual. I mean, you know
this that you're not working and then you're all of
a sudden you're.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
On a show.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
You know, it was just and doing twenty six episodes
and you're on this big show.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
And I had so much fun, And it was.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Also a great learning experience because it is it was
so foreign to me that particular medium of doing it
like that, because you realize, you know, when you're doing
a sitcom, the audience and we've all done them, the
audience becomes on show night, another character in the scene.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
And so it's really.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
About listening and being able to change your jokes and
not being married to a joke that you might have
done funny in the table reader sometime during the week.
It's really about listening and being organic, because if you're not,
you're going to get stuck.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's just everything's going to be flat.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
They also give you such a high, though, don't they
Like you.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Could never go to sleep, I would come home, I
would take a bath, I would do you have to
do everything, talk about booty calls after shown.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
So nice, what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
What you're doing?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Well, I just finished the show.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
I know what that means.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, because you can't go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, I remember I did. I did the excess for
three four years after Scrubs, and uh, I remember. Show
nights were the hardest nights to go to sleep. Every
other night you could pass out, no problem, but you're
just so high from doing the show, and you know,
and it's hard to come down when, especially when the

(19:24):
show felt like it went good and like you said,
the audience gives you all of this energy and you
could be tired going into the show, but then after
you're like, dude, where are we going?

Speaker 5 (19:33):
What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
I have a good I can I can mix Drew
Carrey and Scrubs in a story.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
So Drew got into improv, yeah, which I think is
the work of the devil. And I.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Don't like doing improv and I don't like watching improv.
So Drew wanted to do these and Brian did improv
and you know, blah blah blah. So he want to
do these episodes live one a year on Drew.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
That would be a live.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Episode already, which would be nerve wracking because it's live.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
And then secondly have it be improv so while.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
You were doing the show, they would press a button
and then you would have to change the line.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh god, okay, so I was.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Hearing about it.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, so I was like, fuck that noise, because I
don't I'm not a writer.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I don't want to do it.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
So this became the most fun thing ever that we
would go. We would I would take my script into
the Scrubs writer's room because it started when when we
were at Scrubs and every line I had all the
Scrubs writers and it would they would we would stop
for the day and they would write.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
They would write all the all jokes that.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Were really funny, Like they're no better writers ever than this,
that Scrubs writers, Right, so they're writing the funniest all jokes.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
But Drew didn't know. And so then on show night.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I remember this one particular night, all the Scrubs writers
came and they were sitting with Bill and they're all
excited because they know the button's going to be passed,
and I'm going to say one of their jokes that
I've memorized.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
So it's not anything improv about it. You have to
watch I'm.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Gonna have to send you that this one show because
you'll die laughing. So I am doing it and Drew's
getting so mad that he keeps pressing the button for
me to do.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
But I have locked and loaded.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
I got I got so many locked and loaded that
I had an applause break on my jokes and Drew
a bit.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
He was so mad.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
He's like, but that's not really improv.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
I'm like, but I'm I don't do improv, So what
difference does it make? And I sold it to you
know how you can sell improv like your luck like
you're yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
You do the little shit? Oh look up?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, you gotta sell it to the audience.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
What episode is this? Because maybe our listeners want to
go to Our listeners.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Are going to want to check.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I know I will. I have to find out.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I'm sure if you google uh Drew Carey improvisational episodes,
they'll find it.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
And so did Drew know that? I mean he must
have known that Bill was because he Bill was a
famous TV writers.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Well yeah, well.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
He knew when he saw all the and also, you
know when writers hear their own jokes they're.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Hysterical, right, they go crazy, right, So I.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Had already sold it by looking up like on his coming,
and then then it would be this huge laugh, which
I would have never gotten because I'm not that funny
on my feet live.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I'm here to tell you, well, okay, I've seen you
live before and you're wonderful.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Donald. I love you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
So yeah, they were all hysterical, like just more hysterical
than normal people.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
So Drew just knew. He just knew it was.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
All the Scrubs writers, and I had memorized one hundred jokes.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Drew looks up and he's like, why is the entire
Scrubs writers right here at an improv at an improv
d being of Drew carry I've never really I've done
a guest on on Donald's Diit com and I've we
did our Scrubs one, but I've never really had a
role on one. And what I always love is going

(23:30):
and standing next to people like Bill because when a
joke for those of you who don't know, when a
joke doesn't work or it doesn't get a big laugh,
then all the writers sort of huddle up on a
non on a traditional one, not on an improblem, like
like Chris is talking about, and then they kind of
come up with a better or an all joke. And
I've had times where it's so much fun. Rob whispering
Bill's ear like a joke pitch, and then some actor

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I've never met before says the line gets a huge laugh,
and I'm just like celebrated, like, well, that was more
fun than anything I've ever done.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
But didn't you used to do that a lot? Sack
come into un Datable and be Bill. It was always
as you said, I'm wanting Zach to come down.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I did it on John Datable, I did it on
some of his other ones, and I would come on
show night just for that fun, because I love pitching
jokes and when yours gets on and it gets a laugh,
and especially when I've never even met the person saying
it and they get it and they kill I'm like,
that sounds good. It's like broadcast news. Remember when he
when Albert Brooks calls Holly Hunter and he says, I
say it here, it comes out there, And it was

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just like whispering into Bill's ear. And then all of
a sudden, some random not random, but an actor on
the show I'd never met, says it. It was a
good feeling.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, well, when you came on to Ex's I remember
that happened too, Like they had a whole different idea
for what they wanted you to do, and you were like, no,
you know, guys, don't you think it would be funny
if I came in and I just wanted to fuck Bache?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yeah, funny episode, man.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I try and Alwa's balanced. I don't want to be
the guy who's like trying to write too many of
my jokes. But if there's if they give me a
little bit of rope, I'm like, all right, well, I'm
gonna change the character. Now my character wants that sex
with that guy.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
That was I remember. I remember being like, holy cow, dude,
we're actually gonna make an entire episode about how Zach
Braff's character wants to bang David Allen Bash. And it
all came from you going up to the creator of
that show saying, dude, yeah, that's funny, But wouldn't it
be funnier if I tried to fuck this dude.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, it'd be way funnier if I was trying to
bang one of the leads of the show. It was great.
It's a good episode.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Great guys, to.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Check that out. Check out me guest starring on the
Xes with the legendary Donald Faison. So wait, Chris to
talk a little bit. We're gonna get into the show,
but we just have I feel like we could do
an hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
We could do an hour just on asking questions. Right,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I want to know about you meeting Bill Lawrence.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Well, I wanted to know that too.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
How but I want to know how. I mean, I've
heard versions of.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
This, but I want to heat I've never heard this before.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Listen. The guy was a swinging bachelor in Manhattan. He
had a hit show, Spin City. They didn't shoot a
lot of shows in New York at the time, and
so Bill was a big deal and he was feeling himself.
I think he had leech blonde hair for a while.
And I want to know how is his game? How
did he hit on you? How did he land a beautiful,
talented woman like you?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Well? Do you want to hear?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
The weirdest thing is that you know Bill was married before? Yeah,
and his ex wife had one line on Drew Carey
as a bartender. When we first started the show, and
I remember that she had the most beautiful engagement ring on.
And then one day, this very handsome man came to

(26:36):
visit her and I was like, I couldn't understand it
that she had this handsome husband, and I was just like,
full career, you know, I was so far away from
I was only booty calls. I was just like on
the career thing anyway. And that was Bill and that
was his ex wife. But I didn't know it then.

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So I went to New York. You know they do
the upfront to New York where they announced all the shows.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, we've told that's what We've told, the famous story
of Donald nugging Jeff Zucker to the people, right.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
So I went to go to the upfronts and I was
dating someone at the time who had some beef with ABC,
an actor, but he flew with me to the upfronts
and then he didn't want to oh, and then I
happened to go on Howard Stern with Drew Carrey and
they made fun of this actor on Howard Stern, And

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at that time with Howard Stern, they had the it
was on E so you were also on camera. And
what they did is put up a picture of this
actor that I was dotingugh.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean, I feel bad for the guy. That's horrible, But.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Also I was now I'm on Howard, Who's Howard supersedes everybody.
So I was laughing, right, and they broke the picture
and then they cut to me and Drew is laughing
so hard that he's pounding. He has what he laughs
really hard to gets the high pitch laugh, which is
so contagious.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
He's pounding the desk and I'm laughing.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I came home and this particular actor was nowhere to
be found.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
He was on the plane back to La home.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
But I mean, in his defense, imagine your your girlfriends
on Howard Stern and they're all making fun of you.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Well, he had made a bad choice, but in career,
but anyway, so he declined that night to come with
me to the ABC party.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I'm not and that's not going, and that's not going.
And that decision changed the course of his life and
your life forever.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
So, and I remember it was pouring rain.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I was like, and they started late and Jamie Tarsis
was throwing it. My friend Jamie Tarsis, because she was
the present of ABC at the time, and I had
to go down to this party at the Merciall Hotel
by myself.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
And horrible mistake on this boy friends hard don't leave
your beautiful girlfriend to go to a fancy party alone
because you're pouting. I mean, that's a recipe for.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Disaster, recipe for disasters.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
This is like a Catherine Heigel movie plot. I mean,
I've seen this movie.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, So I walk in. It gets better. And this
actor's friend was friends with Alan Ruck. I knew Alan
Ruck because of this actor boyfriend that I had. And
Alan Ruck stood up and said, Krista, Hi, come meet
everybody on my show.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
So Alan Ruck was one of the stars of Spin City. Yes,
he was also Cameron from Faris Beeler's Day.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Off Right, a very funny actor, lovely man. So I
walked over to the their section Spin City section and
Bill Lawrence stood up in a really cute suit right
away and said, Hi, nice to meet you. And my
first thing is, I was like, what am I doing
with this stupid actor when there's people like this in

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the world.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
There's guys like this that are so cute.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
And did he ask for a stop hug? Did he
ask for a stop hug?

Speaker 5 (30:10):
No?

Speaker 4 (30:11):
But so I ended up, I think, just hanging with
them the whole time.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
And then Bill said, I just bought this loft. Do
you want to go see it? Now I had grown
up in New York.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
And I was like, oh the way, there's no more
power move in the world than do you want to
come see this loft?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I just bought a new loft. Do you want to
see it?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
And I of course was like a loft, sure, Like
I had never seen one.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
What's that? A loft? But this is where it went
bad a little.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
So we to his go to his apartment, and there
was a girl that came over. It was like six
of us, and I said to her, I didn't unbeknownst
to me, she had a crush on him.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
And I said to her, who's this Bill Lawrence.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
He's pretty cute and she said, oh, he's a player.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
And so and then when we went up because we
went up to his apartment and because it was the upfronts,
he had had a party in his loft the night before,
so there was like cigarettes and it was just he
had a whole party, was boo And I thought, oh, oh,
he's just a player. He's trying to get on, you know,
forget it. And when I was leaving, Bill said, can
I get your number?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Can I call you? And I was like, if you
can find me, you can call me, which he did.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
And that was in May, and then we didn't start
dating until because he was in New York and I
was in la We spoke on the phone. And then Thanksgiving,
I was back in New York and I was walking
by his apartment. I thought, I wonder how that cute
Bill Lawrence is And I called him and he didn't
call me back, but he called me back two days later,

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and he was in Jamaica, but I didn't know this,
and he called me back and said you better.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Be single, and I said.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
I am and he said, oh yeah, I'm going to
fly out on Saturday and take you to dinner. Wow.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
No, Laurence, Bill Donald and I never got to wit.
And we love this guy. He's so important to us,
and we never got to see the legendary single version
of him. We've heard tales, but what a what a
good technique. I'm gonna fly out to take you on
a date Donald right.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
That listen, Man, if I had the books, that's exactly
what I would do too.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
On that note, we're gonna go to a quick commercial break.
We'll be right back with Christa Miller. Should we get
into the episode, you.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Guys, I think we should at some point. I you know,
I would, I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
I mean, I could.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Literally do a full show just on Krista Miller.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
But I love you guys are making my year.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well, I think you're a great guest, and so you
have a lot of things that we wanted to talk about. One, yeah,
because you have are the creator of the show that
we both became very famous on, You Have His Heart.
We love to hear insight about him and how you
guys met and everything like that, and so forgive us.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Especially things that are mildly embarrassing, like stop, yeah, like wait,
but is.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
The funniest should we have you told this story yet?
On this that how Bill used to say to you guys.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Christ didn't like, oh no, I haven't told that story.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Oh god, yeah, not joke by Krista, And she was like, it's.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Not the director first, you know, the director first does
a cut of the episode, and then I would show
it to Bill and I and I'd choose a let's
say a particular joke that maybe was improv or something
and that I thought was hilarious, and and I'd put
in my cut and Bill be like And then I'd
see Bill's cut, and as the director, I'd be like, oh,
why did you take out that moment? That was so funny?
Why did you do that? And he go, what are

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you talking about? No one understands that joke, And I'd
be like, really, I mean we were all cracking up
in the edit room, and he'd go, yeah, I showed
it to Christa and she was like, what the hell.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Don't understand it.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Then I'd see Christa and I'd be like, Christy, you
didn't think that joke is funny? And she'd be like, Zach,
do you really think that I'm watching rough cuts?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
In what world?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
He was such a fucking liar.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Yeah, but he would do that also with the music too,
Like I remember him telling you, came up to you
one time and said this.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Song would work perfectly here.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Why can't you let me do this one song here perfectly?
I was like, I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't even know you.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
You have no idea? How often I'm sure not just
with me but with all the entire staff, how often
you were used as bad cop? Yeah, you know, I
just showed it to Christa and she just didn't like it,
and she didn't get it, or she didn't like it.
She didn't get it, she hated it.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
And then everybody would drop it right then and there,
and it'd be like, oh, okay, all.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Right, yeah, well how can you you know Chris didn't
like it? He did that. He did that all the time.
Another funny Bill thing the technique that I've since stolen
a couple of one for you aspiring directors out there.
It's considered bad form for a director to tell an
actor how to say a line. It's called giving them

(35:20):
a line reading. And and you're supposed to use your
skills and your communication and your articulation to get to
steer them to say the line the way you want
to say it. But sometimes they're just not doing it
the way you envisioned or the writer envisioned. And this
can be frustrating. And Bill had a way around it
where he would go, he'd go, you know, he would say,

(35:41):
let's say, to a guest star all makeup named Tim,
he'd go, Tim, you know, at the table read You
did it so funny. You have me laughing so hard.
You did it just like this. You were like, we
got to get out of here and whatever. And the guy,
the actor would be like, I did that? Is that
is funny? I did it like that. He'd be like, yeah,
that's what you did at the table reading was hilarious,

(36:01):
and the actor's ego is all glowing and like, Okay,
I'll do it just like that, And the actor had
never done it like that. Bill totally made that ship
up right, Christa.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Oh, he does it all the time.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
But I also love that that we all got because
when we and whenever one started on Scrubs, you'd be like,
I don't you can't get be line readings.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's not what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
And then by season three everyone's like, Bill, just tell
me how you want.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
To How do you want me to say it? Dude,
I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah. I love it. As the director, I love it
when people do that because you're like, you're just trying
to be so tactful and if someone's just like, just
tell me, you want to say, like, oh my god,
another trick tick Bill will do in the same Vein
would go He got it in his head that if
you didn't say words, it wasn't technically giving a line reading.
So if it was like if the line was like
we gotta get out of here, and he wanted it
like that, he'd be like, you know, could you do it?

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Like yeah, We're like, well, you're just giving a line
reading with noise?

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Is now? You know?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Like that? I remember also Bill gets so mad.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Well, he got the most man over the first time
that Zach directed.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
It was the first time Zach directed.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
And I came home like the third day and I said, Bill,
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
With Zach directed, it's like being on a movie set.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Yeah, he's so good and his training as a as
a you know, as an actor and direct his direction
is so incredible.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
It's so amazing.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
And he's like, really, is is it like being on
a movie set when Jack is there?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
You have to understand that Bill and I my relationship
was so big brother, little brother. And whenever Christa I mean,
I mean the compliments were genuine, I think and thank you,
But whenever Christa would compliment me in front of Bill,
I would be like, oh god, this is it was
just like JD and Coxs. I'd be like, oh God,
this is not going to be good for me. You really,
you really need to stop complimenting me. It's in front

(37:57):
of him, please, because something was gonna happened to me.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
You know.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
It's funny though, I will say this, because Bill showed
me everyone's audition tapes for Scrubs, and with every single
one of you, I was like, oh, well that's the person.
That's the person that has to do it. And I
remember the whole Bill's the rest of the time was
finessing and that's what he's so good at to make

(38:23):
sure that he got to pick. And there was a
whole math equation of how to do it, of like
I'm going to bring in these other two people, you know,
because I really want Donald or Zach or with everyone
and it was but.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
You, guys, well, if you don't know getting your choice,
even if you're the showrunner of the show through to
a network, there's a strategy to it. You can't just
go in and say I want Donald Faison and Zach
braf Thanks, guys, because and Bill is very good at that.
He's like, well, if I want Zach and Donald, I
have to say this, I have to act like this.
I can't be too excited about it. You know, it's

(38:59):
a whole Yeah, there's a whole strategy to it. I've
experienced it and as a director and not gotten the
person I thought was clearly the best. But then you
got to go shoot the pilot, and you're shooting the
pilot with someone you think is good and talented, but
not necessarily as good as the other person. And it's
you know, you only you don't always get who you want,
you know. And and Bill was a really skill that

(39:20):
at knowing the strategy, like, oh, if I I'm gonna
get you know, he gave us a couple extra jokes,
and he would, you know, when we came.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
In the room.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
You know, it's so intimidating. He would make all these
jokes to make everyone already start laughing. So by the
time he's like a warm up comic. By the time
time for your audition, they're already giggling. You know.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
But it's also interesting because sometimes in a pilot, I
remember with scrubs, Sometimes in a pilot, you go on
this part, I'll give in, I'll let them choose, or
you give in on that so you can have the
other people that you like and on Scrubs, Bill wasn't
willing to budge on anyone, you know, he really knew
who he wanted, and so he had to do that

(39:58):
with all of you guys.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
But it is It is also a good lesson in.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Casting or if you're up for a role, you guys
right at the beginning, because I saw the producer sessions,
you know, so I wasn't even watching to the network tests,
which where you guys were really on a role by then,
it was so clear that all of you should have
those parts, you know, and it's.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Just wanted it. So I remember wanting it so bad.
I wanted it so bad. It was like, and I've
said the story before. I went up against my friends
that day and some friends of mine, and I remember
I remember being like, they don't want it as bad
as I do, Dude, nobody wants it as bad.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
So what was your story? Have you talked about? Like?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Absolutely, we talked about. We've told it before.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
But so haven't you read the script? Can you tell
me quickly?

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
I hadn't read the script. I just auditioned for. It's me.
I just had auditioned for. I remember auditioning for Bill
and Danny Rose. That's what I really for some reason,
Danny Rose was in the room. Yeah, and I remember
Bill laughing at everything, and so my confidence was through

(41:10):
the roof. And he was like, all right, let's meet again.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
You know.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
My agents were like, you got a call back for it,
and I went in the callback and it was Bill
once again, and he was like, so, I'm gonna bring
you in front of the.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Network and everything.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
You're going to test for this, but I just wanted
to rehearse this with you, so you had so you
were ready to go when we go into the audition.
And I did, and we rehearsed it and I went
in on the audition and I blew the audition and
never in my life has anybody ever come up to me,
like within the half hour that were all there testing

(41:46):
after everybody went in, I never had anyone come up
to me. After he called me out in front of everybody,
like Donald, come on, come here, let me talk to you.
And I remember all of them making faces like, oh shit,
I guess he got the part. But I was thinking, thinking,
oh shit, I'm the first one going home.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
And he takes me.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Into the hallway and he says, uh, you blew the audition.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
You know you fucked up.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
The audition, right, you do know you fucked up right?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Right? It was it was sincerely, it was clearly. It
was just like Bill Duke in Minister Society when he's
talking to a dude at the police station. See, now
you know you're gone fucked up now, right, And I said,
I said I did, And he said, yeah, you know,
you were very big and very you know, I needed
to come in there and do it like you've been
doing it before. All of the stuff that you talked about, Zach,

(42:34):
you know you did it at the table read you
know you did it at the rehearsal this way. Yeah,
you know what I mean, everything that you guys just
talked about.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
But you actually had in this instance, he had made
you progress so far because you were doing what he loved.
And when Bill told this story, he said, you know,
he gave you some bit of direction and you were
nervous and it made you go just to volume eleven
and he was like, bro, bro, bring it down, bring
it down there.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Well, yeah, you know when somebody says, make sure you're
talking to the back of the room when you're doing
your stuff, don't tell me that. Don't tell me that.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Mann Dohnny had a similar tale.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Wait wait so with Donald, So then you went in
and did you kill it?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
I don't know if I killed it, but I definitely
got the part. I'll tell you that. Like I know
that Bill, whatever they were thinking about me, Bill convinced
them that I was the right person for the part,
you know what I mean. And I know that because
after the audition, you know, the call came in and
I got it. But I remember leaving and not necessarily
feeling like I got the part, even though they sent
everybody home and Sarah and I and this other dude

(43:37):
were there, uh you know we you know, Sarah said
something like, well, I guess we all got the I
guess we got the part. In my heart, I was like,
I didn't get the part, dude, I kind of fucked up.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
And he told me I fucked up, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
And then when I got when my agent called and
told me that I got the part, that's when I
was like, oh shit, he somehow made this happen. Like
if he wants it to happen for you, he's going
to make it happen. And he's done it. Several times before.
You know, there's times where you know, I've I've done
pilots with Bill, like I was. I did the pilot
for Undtable, you know what I mean. He was like, Donald,

(44:10):
come in, there's a role. I want you to do it.
The network doesn't NBC doesn't know that you're coming in.
You come in and you just read with Crystalia and
I was like, all right, Bet, and I did it.
They were like, we can't have Donald Faison, who was
just on your last show in your next show. Dude,
that's impossible.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
We can't do that.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
But you know, it was great to see him. And
then you know, he did another pilot call spaced Out,
and at the time I wasn't working, and he was like, Donald,
I got a role for you, then why don't you
come in, you know, play this role on spaced Out.
So like when he and I didn't have to test.
I didn't have to do anything for that one. And
this was this was one of the stars of the show.

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And so when Bill wants it to happen, if he
if he wants you to be in something, he's going
to do everything that he can to get you into that.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah, and to get you into series. I think it's
safe to say that he's a big fan of Donald Faison.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
He loves all you guys.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
I mean, I think all you guys are going to
be having to work with Bill for the rest of
your lives.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Well, I love it.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I went and directed his new show that he's doing
with Jason Sedakis when I was in London, and I
had an amazing time with working with him. I missed it.
We fell back into this groove of just sitting next
to the monitors and pitching jokes and coming up with
cool stuff. And I really, I really love collaborating with
him so much.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
All right, let's get to that episode.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
I know.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
But now you took us down in nostalgia lane and
I'm feeling all like like like my heart is.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
We've been talking for forty nine minutes, and we know we.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Have a legendary Christa Miller. Bro chill up.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Like I said, we could talk for days about a.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Lot of people on my Instagram, right, Zach stops saying
that we that you're going too long. We love it,
and that's that's fine. I just there might be other
people who are like bro. My run is an hour
and a half. Keep it to an hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Somebody, you know, somebody told me that I told you this,
that they didn't like me do an Oprah voice.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, but I told you that. That's like someone saying
they don't like you know, Caddie Shack, Like, shut the
fuck up, it's.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Jesus, thank you, we've got I was hoping Krista would
get her her Oprah voice.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
All right, all right, so we start the episode with,
uh now A, JD and Elliott are friends again. That
was a pretty quick bout of a couple not talking
to each other, right, they're just back into like being
BFFs again.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Well, I think after what happened in the episode where
your teacher died, things changed. We're two episodes at and
after that, aren't we.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I don't know. I was just both. I had this
first reaction after introducing the Hay number one he number
two guy, that like, wow, we're just bantering like we're
all buddies. There's no there's no awkward, awkward blood between us.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Now.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I remember the number one Hay number two guy. Do
you remember his name? Because we hung out with that
guy after work one night, just just you, me and him.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I looked it up. We did.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Yeah, remember, I.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Don't remember, and I remember that was the first I
remember that was one of the first people that guest
starred on the show that we hung out with.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
His name is I don't know. I hope I'm pronouncing
it right, Eric Sait s A I E. T. And
he did a fantastic job, by the way, with a
tricky part. I think you know it's it's can be
very cringey if someone is playing a handicapped person and
doing it in an awkward or disrespectful way. I remember
thinking at the time, this is tricky. You want to

(47:35):
do justice to someone who's mentally handicapped. But also this
guy has jokes and uh. And I remember thinking, even
at the time and even watching it now, that he
did a really, really good job.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Anythink, yeah, yeah, do.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
You know what that story is from now?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I do remember that it was some some real life story.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Do you remember?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah? Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
So don't sit too far away from your mic though, Darling.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Sorry sorry.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Bill was married before and his when he went to
meet his new wife's family, his new wife had an
older brother who had special needs, and his name was Bill,
and he was so bummed that Bill was coming in

(48:21):
and that there were two bills.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
He didn't want to talk to Bill. It was whole thing.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
And Bill said to him, how about you'll be Bill
number one because you're the main, and I'll just be
Bill number two. And Bill said, which was great. He
thought he was the hero. Was fabulous.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
He goes.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
But then from then on, every eight seconds, hey number one,
and Bill wild say hey, hey number two.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, eventually it's like.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Number hey number two. But it's so sweet.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
I don't know how you get but at the end
when you make up with him, it's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
When you go in, it's very sweet. And and and
again I think he did a I would be I
would want to do that part because I were, I
would just be in my head that I wouldn't do
a justice. And I thought that Eric. Eric did a
great job at fifty eight seconds. A couple of things.
Not only is there another janitor which you've in the background, which.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
You very saw that. I saw that.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Not only that he's in a different color uniform he's tan,
Yeah it's tan. And did you notice that he's sweeping
the air?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
I did not notice that very often.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
For those of you who don't know, and background performers are
doing their thing. They don't want them to make any noise,
which can be tricky if you if you're if you're
tasked with sweeping.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Did you see this or did you get this from
scrubs wiki?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
No, I got I got some other good stuff from
scrubs wiki. But this, dude, if you stop, if everyone
wants to appreciate this. At fifty eight seconds, this gentleman
is sweeping the air. Maybe the air was dirty. But
I didn't know. I didn't know what was going on
with that guy. He I don't know who put him
in bait? Did you? We're if we know one thing,

(49:56):
we know that the janitorial staff. Where's Gray?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Gray?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I wonder how that happened. I wonder if they were like,
we don't have we we don't have Neil today and
we need somebody in the background sweeping, Like whose idea
was it? Because Neil's always dressed up as the janitor
in the show, and.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
You never and you never ever saw I don't remember
ever seeing janitorial staff in the background that weren't Neil.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Do you No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Very interesting, that's the scrub that's the Scrubs Wiki question.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
So Christa, we have a new thing now where you know,
we do the ask Bill thing and Bill will audio
tape him self answering the question. But now there's a
guy who runs a Scrubs Wiki fan page that just
knows every single little bit of Scrubs trivia, and he's
down with us asking him random trivia questions when we
don't know them.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
I wonder if we'll ever get to stump him.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Oh, we're gonna stop him. That's gonna be one of
our tasks.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
I wonder if we'll Yeah, we should.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
We should think of what the sound effect is going
to be. There should be like a siren or a bell,
some sort of prize noise if we stump Scrubs Wiki guy,
how about then, Look Judy gives it one thirteen when
a guy calls her nurse Fahida. Yeah, Judy's look is
so fucking funny. She just does a slow turn like

(51:14):
I I will fucking kill you. But you know, yeah,
go ahead, go ahead, man, who un there's a whole
runner on this show. I'll kill you by the wait,
This delay is not that bad. We were on the
view for this podcast and the delay. I worry we
fucked up because the delay was like a solid second

(51:35):
and a half and it's very hard to be funny
and talk with people when there's a serious delay. We
have a slight one on the zoom thing. But but
we Donald and I did our best. But we were
on the view. Everyone's going, well, no, no, no, well
you go oh sorry, right, but Donald's mom finally watched.
She doesn't listen to the podcast, but she doesn't love it.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
She was like, your energy on the view, you guys,
you guys interview very well.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
By the way, we finally got Donald's mom that we
finally got surely to pay attention to us, and all
we have to do is go on the view.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
What I was gonna say is that there's this sub
there's this plot of this episode, which I'm sure is
a very real thing for medical professionals, when what happens
when your patient is a fucking dick and you still
have to give them the same level of attention and
affection and uh and and commitment and uh and JD
and and Carla are both trying to to take care

(52:30):
of this guy, but he's racist and he's a jerk
and uh and JD is. Really they're both challenged with
how do we do our best with a guy who's
saying shit like Nurse Fahida.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yeah, that's a that's a tough one.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
You know.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
I hate racism, and I hate racists, and I hate bigots,
and I hate you know, I hate all of that.
Ship to watch something like this and to still have
to like it would suck to go to work and
have somebody say things to me that made me that
made me so angry that I wanted to explode. And
I imagine for people that work in the hospital, whose

(53:07):
jobs where all it is, your job is to take
care of the patient and save lives, and you get
that one person who is just you know, who's like
this guy is, how do you how do you commit
to doing your best at that moment in time for
that person.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I'm sure sometimes you have to bury y. I'm sure
sometimes you have to bite your fist. My mom used
to be a the the listen to this, the night nurse,
the head night nurse on the mental health ward of
a VA hospital in East Orange, New Jersey. Wow, and

(53:46):
she had the most insane stories. Now, granted, these these
these these men and women are are are very mentally ill,
some of them, and and and it was always her
job to not take it personally and to take it
to you breath and to give them the best care
that she could. And my mom was an incredible, incredible nurse.
But this story made me think of that that you

(54:07):
can imagine some of the treatments she had to endure,
and and and she had to always suck it up
and let it just wash off her back.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Right, But you're going to.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Get extra good attention if you're lovely as a patient.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
I would imagine, Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
You are.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
I mean, my father was a surgeon, so I know,
but I mean, you just are going to get that
extra attention.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Why people aren't savvy enough to my father?

Speaker 1 (54:38):
My father was when my father was dying, he was
in the hospital and he used every technique.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I mean, he he was the most you guys know,
he's the loveliest, He was the loveliest, most charming guy.
But he was also the biggest Scrubs fan in the world.
So anyone who came in, whether it was the janitor
cleaning the garbage, can be like, hey, my son, Zach
Brath Scrubs the morning, I must have signed a scrubs
headshot for every single person in the New Jersey healthcare system.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Oh, Bill drops scrubs pretty much instantaneously, you know, on
doing anything. You just had to get a root canal thing.
He was talking about scrubs.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
I was it all the time, Like, I use it all.
I use it all the time whenever we have like
where we take our kids into you know, urgent care
or something like that, or the kids. Peter Tristan does
a lot of golf tournaments and stuff like that for charity,
and I'm always using my scrubs, uh, just to and
and and playing golf obviously too.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
But I love it. You started, he started. He started
out to make sure his kids got good healthcare, and
then it became to play golf with fans golfers.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Well there's that. There's that too, but for for sure,
man like I just know, I just know that, you know, you,
especially in that professional, treat somebody like you want to
be treated. It's like the same thing when you go
to a restaurant. What asshole sits there and says, you
know what, I'm gonna treat this waiter like shit and
doesn't expect their food to get fucking spit on or.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
I was a waiter and I and I I never
understood the people that were assholes, because there are plenty
of people that would fuck with your ship and do not.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
It's when I leave this area, I'm gonna go and
tell all these people what a dick you are. So
when watching this show and this guy saying all these things,
I'm like, this dude wants to die. He must want
to die. Or there's no way that you could be
that insensitive. Go get me my fucking thing. Go do

(56:42):
this for me. Shut the fuck up you. I don't
understand how you do it.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah, Nurse Fahida, I mean, come on, nurse, come on,
you're gonna get punched. Yeah, listen. How about Kelly Williams
as Kristin Murphy sucking on her finger in a in
a manner similar to fillatio in order to lure Johnny
c over to her house.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
But I was.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Watching it, I gotta say, I don't like being I
wouldn't want someone sucking their finger and then touching my face.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Yuck.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
That didn't work. To turn you on, Crystal.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
To smell like spit, you can smell like you know.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
What's crazy is that there's no way that was written.
So I'm just trying to figure out how that came about,
Like did Kelly, she must have improved that. There's no
way it's said in the script. And then she sucks
her pointer finger as a in a seductive manner and
touches his nose. I really want to know how that

(57:45):
came about.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Really resists that woman. She she comes on so strong.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
It says a lot of that's what she said, jokes
and everything. It's like it's like a It's like a
single man's wet dream right there, dude, Right she's giving
you all of this energy. And he wants to go
lift a dresser with Carla.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
By the way, I had totally forgotten I know he's
talking about this. I am totally forgotten how fucking obsessed
he is with Carla, and this episode like brought it
to a new level. He's got this beautiful woman sucking
on her finger telling him that she's coming over, and
and and and.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
She said, she said to him, she said to him,
you're gonna be He said, he said, you gotta slow down,
And she said to him, you're gonna be saying that tonight.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Dude, dude, just pause for a second.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Does any did anyone notice how adorable I look in
this episode.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Of Getting She doesn't.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Doesn't He doesn't care about Kelly Williams.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
I love is like, guys, yeah, guys, I don't want
to I don't want to be say the obvious reason,
right right.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Right.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
But Chris, now this is before you come into the picture.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
But he knows that there's a possibility that I'm coming over.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
You texted him earlier like what you're doing?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, what you're doing?

Speaker 5 (59:08):
You get off?

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
He is Finis Carrey Show.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Let's go so.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
But he so pee whipped that he's gonna help Judy
Carla move a dresser and uh and in his Porsche
by the way, which is not a very good card
for moving and dresser. They're gonna strap it to the roof.
Who would ever strap up dresser of the roof of
their port.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
But somebody who's desperate for that for that Uh anyway, go.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
On, yeah, all right, our guest is here. We're so behind.
We we're three minutes in and our guest is here.
So we're do a break and then we're gonna come
back with more fun.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
And we're gonna hear Chris to talk about how she
seduces men, including Johnny and Bill Lawrence. Right back, No, we're.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Bull what's that man?

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
How do you say your name?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
It's just Austin.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
It's awesome. It said something different on your screen five
seconds ago.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Dude. Yeah, that's that's because I usually used him to
play D and D. So it's my dn.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
D name.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Is becoming a running theme on this podcast for getting Donald.
You're not going to go off on some crazy long
dice tanging.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
I will.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Well, don't you steal Donald's Oprah voice, but introduce Austin
to us.

Speaker 6 (01:00:33):
Hey, guys, we've got Austin in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Big fan.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
Austin, you want to tell the guys a little bit
about why you're a fan of Scrubs.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Yeah, sure, So I got into Scrubs when I was
a kid. I'm only like twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
And I was only twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
You don't I don't think you're allowed to say twenty
nine and only in the same set way. I think
only is sort of done at twenty. Yeah, I'm only
forty five and I'm just uh.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
Sorry, no, no, it's super chill. But my mom was
a big fan of the show. My mom was into
a bunch of the doctor shows. So I just watched
it all the time with my mom and I got
really into it, kept watching it forever.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Great, Wait, you got your headset on you a game
or two?

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
I am, I'm a gamer and I like stream and junk.
So I got these like big, big big, they are big.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
And what do you play? What do you what do
you stream and or play the most? Because Donald's a
gamer and uh or ec us TV before he had kids,
so many kids deal with kids. But what do you play?
Donald will probably know what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Uh the game? So I mean right now where I
play the most?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Okay, I don't know anything about animal crossing. Christy, your
kids probably play animal crossing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I don't know from video games.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Okay, but what can you Donald? Do you know animal crossing?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
What often can you tell us what? What the basic
idea of animal crossing is?

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Yeah? So the basic gave of animal crossing is you're
a human and you have a bunch of antipromofic animal
friends and you all live on this this game. It's
an island. Sometimes it's a town. They tsk you the
human of like making the town nice, and that's kind
of it. You just you design this like town to
look how you want, and you just like invite friends.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Yeah, it's like it's like the Sims. But you can
invite can't you go visit people and really talk to strangers?

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
You can if you want to. You can invite friends over.
You can go to other people's eyelands. It's it's really
like it's a lot like the Sims, but like if
you wanted to, let like a six year old play
the Sims on supervised, Like animal crossing is a pretty
safe bet. They can't get into too much like weirdness.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Yeah. I remember when my sim died. I got really upset.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
You don't an animal crossing things?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Yeah, see, you can kill your sim. I don't know
if you guys have killed sim.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
I've never killed. I've never killed. Did they build the
graveyard in the backyard. That's what the graveyards are for.
That's what the graveyards are.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Joelle, you're smiling. Have you ever killed a Sim?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Actually, instead of getting animal crossings, my brothers and I
have been obsessively playing SIMS four, and he built a
basement that they could not get.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Out of.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
The great sad. I thought. I was, I was shocked.
I was like, you can kill a sim. Yeah, you
can kill your sim. Don't walk him in the basement.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Austin, where are you where you call it from?

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
I am in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Oh, Michigan, in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Right on, Austin, Do you have a question for the
legendary Donald Faison or Krista Miller or Zach or you
can ask me to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
I do have a question for Zach and Donald. I
was just curious, like what y'all missed the most about
not being on Scrubs anymore, Like not being on a
project together. That's like in person filming all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
This what you're hearing, Austin. It's the easiest question to answer,
and it's this. It's like if you just you weren't
on before, but just sitting around with Christa and Donald
and cracking up, that's what we would do every day,
and just so happened that we'd also be making a
TV show. But we were just like it was our
group of friends, not just the cast, but the crew
and the writers, and I don't know they'll ever be

(01:04:20):
lucky enough to have a job where the assignment is
to go and laugh your ass off all day. Yeah,
we really I really missed that. It was like a
natural drug. It was like an all natural drug that
is gone from my life. I mean, just cracking up
five days a week.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
And because because we get the opportunity to do this podcast,
we get to relive it all again, you know what
I mean, And it's really awesome. We were before you
came on, Austome. We were talking to Christa about things
that had nothing to do with the show, and we're
just pretty much catching up. Even though I've talked to
we talked to Christa like recently, we're still on you know,
now that we have mics in our face, We're like,

(01:04:57):
let's let's just let's talk some more. Let's talk about
some the great times we had.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
So don't you miss that, Krista giggling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
I could do this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Podcasts every day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
You guys ives you're the christ is the first guest
in Fake Doctor's Real Friend's History that's been was booked twice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Before she even before she's gonna she and Bill Lawrence
are going to be on the finale of season one
together and I predict mayhem. I hope that Bill lasts
for a stop hug during the show, Oh he will.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
You know, you know what it was is that Scrubs.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Also, I don't know if that I worked on a
job before where we were.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Truly friends, yes, and truly friends.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
You're all in this hospital and and you're not seeing
any other people, so you're in it. You're doing this
funny work, which you know when you're doing it is
really funny, right, and and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
All the people around are funny.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
All the writers were talented, all the actors are talented,
and you could go and be stupid if it didn't
work out, that was fine because everyone was doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
And I just felt like my.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Work got so much better every time I would work
on that show because everyone would elevate you. You know,
there wasn't like the weak link that you didn't you know,
want to be with, and it was it was such
a special time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
We would we would finish the show and then hang
out on weekends like, no, when has that ever happened? Again?
I don't know. I mean maybe if you're on location
somewhere with someone, but but yeah, it was. It was
it was just a it was just a once in
a lifetime I hope it's not a once in a
lifetime experience. I hope I get to experience something especially again.
But I just can't imagine that I'll ever have such

(01:06:52):
a group as we did.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Yeah, we were very lucky, awesome, well, and the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Tone was of like camaraderie and support if anyone did something,
you know what it was. It wasn't the person there
that wanted to have all the jokes or was trying
to steal focused or doing all Everyone was happy for
everyone else to be funny.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Yeah, and you got a sense like this is this
person's time to shine, Like don't get in their way,
let them, let them crush it. And we were like
rooting each other on.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
I got another question, my friend.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
I do have another question. This one's from my mom, because,
like I said, you got me into the show. So
when I found out, I had to give her a.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Call because a mom's boy is Donald and I are.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
My mom. Just wanted to know what was everybody's favorite
episode of film.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Christy, you want to go first as our special guest.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Favorite episode.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
I loved that scene that I tell everyone off and
ruin everybody's life.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
And everybody's big monologue, just destroy everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Yeah, and then I tell her, but I also will
say this the moment that I wish I could do overs.
I don't feel like I took a good advantage of
being able to have a proper makeout session with Zach Brath.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Oh my god, you know what I mean, Like, I
just it just got really uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
I just feel like I didn't investigate that as thoroughly
as I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Oh my god, by the way she says this ship
in front of Bill. Can you imagine how dear listeners,
imagine how awkward it is when she says this ship
in front of Bill and she She'll be We'll be
standing there. It will be like a dinner, and she'll
be like, you know, Bill, I just I wish I
just didn't save her the time the making scenes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
I didn't save her. I didn't say one more take.
I didn't like get into it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
I didn't, you know, I should have said one more take.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
And Bill's and Bill and Bill's just saying and just
Bill's just standing there shaking his head, and I'm like,
shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
And I was like, Zach was a little nervous. Maybe
we could revisit it now, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
We do.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Oh, I got it so awkward right now?

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Could you guys get off the zoom call for my Donald?
Do you want to go? I know what my show is.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
My favorite episode to shoot was the musical episode. I
really enjoyed that. There are a bunch of things that
I got to do on this show that were bucket
list type things like I wanted I've always wanted to
be in a Star Wars and I got to do
that very early on in this show. One of my
favorite actors in the Whole Wide World is well, I

(01:09:35):
should say characters in the Whole Wide World are characters
that Harrison Ford has played, and Indiana Jones was one
of them, and I got the opportunity to do that
as well. But I really, most most of all, I
enjoyed doing the musical episode and having to dance and sing.
You know, I front like I tell it. People ask me,

(01:09:56):
are you a fan of musical theater? And I'll lie
and I'll say to them, absolutely not. I hate musical theater.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
You don't show that anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
I still say that to people. I'll be like, why why,
I say that a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Yes, Donald get in his car without his kids and
play Frozen.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
I will do I would do that, not only Frozen,
I'll play like. I'll play I play les Miss in
the car. I play five guys named Mo in the
car like I go all in. But I really enjoyed
dancing and singing and uh with with with these guys.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
My favorite episode is the one we've mentioned before. It
was my first episode directing, and it was one of
the most epic episodes we've ever shot because Bill wanted
to give me something that was quite literally impossible to
execute in five days. But I was living my dream.
I was working on the show that I was so

(01:10:52):
proud of and excited about. The episode was huge. It's
the one where Donald and I go on a quest
over the course of one night to find Heather Graham's
character Molly to give her the permission slip from Sarah
that says I'm allowed to have sex with her. And
Johnny's storyline is that he has to go to a

(01:11:13):
ride with in an ambulance as part of his training,
and Molly Shannon was the guest star and I don't know,
I just really it turned out really great, and as
Donald's reminded me at some point, said, do you say it?
I was treated by a kyo?

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Donald, I was treated by a kyo. Where you've been?

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
I was treed by a coyote?

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
No, I go, I go, I go, I go to you?
How the hell did you get up there? I was
treed by a kyot.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
I love it when Donald does his Woody Allen. I
was treated by I was treed. So that was a
really great episode and I just felt really proud of
it and I pulled it off, and it was one
of those things where it's one of my favorite episodes.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
We'll give you one more question if you haven't. Yeah,
well that was just thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
No, we didn't tell the guy he was going to
have three.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
How are people staying sane in this pandemic?

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
You know, this is an escape for us, to be
honest with you, This is this If I didn't have
this outlet, you know. My wife said to me actually
this morning, she was like, you don't understand, man. You
have an outlet. You get to talk to your best friend,
and you get to talk to the people that you
worked with for over ten you know, for ten years.

(01:12:37):
You get to talk to them once or twice a week.
I don't have an outlet like that. So she's going
insane right now, you know what I mean. And she's
with the kids while I'm doing this right now. But
this is an escape for me, and I wish I
could bring my wife up in here so she could
enjoy this too, because she would have such a great.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Time she come on one day. I just realized she
would love to come on. Hilarious and so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
She would also embarrass the shot out of me too
by talking about me, uh, talking about things that I want.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
We're gonna have to do.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
We should one day, like if we keep doing this,
we should do like the significant others.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Guests go right right and how they dealt with.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
We'll test it out with Bill and Christa on the
on the season one finale and see how it comes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
But awesome. That's how I stay saying, me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Too, me too. I'm the same way, man. I look
so forward to this, and especially seeing the reaction to
it and people loving it so much. It's just it's
mind boggling to us. And so it is. It's like therapy.
We come here and me we laugh and giggle and
act stupid and I'm really loving it. Chris Sane, how
are you staying scene over there?

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
I've been writing with someone. I've been.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
You know, all my kids are here. It's you know,
in La. We have a good setup. You know, we
have croquet in the backyard. We played croquet every afternoon.
We had a very rousing game of code names last night,
which was very fun. You know, I'm happy just doing
my thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
By the way, as we started the show, Austin, you
weren't here. But there are certain people that are so happy,
you know that they don't that the world has given
them permission to not have to leave their house. And
christ is one of those. She's like, oh, no one,
no one gets to tell me that I have to
go do things. I'm fine, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Yeah, I'm totally fine.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
What about you, Austin? How are you staying sane?

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
You know a lot of video games, a lot of
I picked up, like a bunch of extra tabletop gaming
besides D and D since this all started.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
What's one you can recommend to our listeners. That's not
too hard because I know some of these tabletop games
are very complicated, like D and D. But if someone
if someone who's listening, including myself, wanted to kind of
get into the world of tabletop gaming. What it is
one or two that you recommend?

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Uh one I really coommend is bubble Gum Shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
I'm running that down.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
It is. Kids can't play it. You play as a
teenage detective. Okay, so you're a teen detective and the
rules are pretty simple. The character sheet I have mind
right here, it's like a single page. There's not a
bunch of complex rules you have to remember a bunch
of math you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
So there's that one. What about another one, bubble Gum Show.
I wrote that down.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Another one is uh no, thank you Evil.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
I believe it's the name, Thank you Evil.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Can my kids play that too?

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Your kids can't play that one too. It is an
all ages tabletop RPG game that scales the rules depending
on how old the kid is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
So s you should be writing this down because Donald
could have like forty players at his house.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Oh cool, you man, All right, there's not that many
of us.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Listen, Casey got pregnant, like while we were on this podcast. Listen,
what about Settlers of Katan? I hear about that. It
feels like that's the most famous for us non board
game people. That's the most famous one you hear about.
Do you like that one?

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
I don't like Settlers of Catan. Nothing against the artists
who worked on it or the team who made.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Sorry, I started to interrupt, but holy, both of our producers.
I want you to know that both of our producers
sometimes have their cameras off. They both flipped their cameras
on to show how fucking limits coming back, Dan, you
gotta come back and walked away. Joel almost fell off
her chair. Danny, I'm just.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
A humble fan. I mean, I love Settlers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
No, it's fine. I just want you to know you
gave both of our producers a heart attack.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Settlers of God against.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
I know now that the show Joelle just Joelle just
left the room. She had to get off.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Yeah, that that big on Settlers.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
All right, well, listen, I'm here to tell you. I'm
here to tell you everyone. I don't know sellers with can,
but I can tell you that are very strong opinions
on both sides of loving or hating Austin. We got
to go because we've already run so long. Thank you
so much, for coming, thanks for being a fan, and
uh and uh and and thanks for the recommendations on
the games.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
Yeah, thanks so much for having me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Do you want to mention your Twitch stream?

Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Oh sure, yeah, I stream with Welcome to the Party
RPG every Saturday at eight pm Eastern Standard time. Uh,
where you can watch you play Bubble Gum Shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Well, there you go, guys. I think Krista will be
definitely tuning in and yes and uh no, but I'd
love to watch you play. And I can't wait to
tune in to watch you and Joel and Dan play
Sellers of Catan and have them have them change your
mind off.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
Thank you everybody. You'll have a lovely day.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Wow, I've not We've been doing this for eighteen episodes.
I've never seen Joel or Dan get that worked up
about anything.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
They got very worked up just now. Joelle gets worked
up when we talk Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
I know, but I gotta tell you that was the
best adverseillers of Good Tan I've ever seen ever in
the history. I know, but we're gonna get them as
an advertiser now because our producers flipped out, all right.
When the janitor says this, stethoscope is mine, and then
he says into the stethoscope, it's getting hot, Redbird pull
me out. That shit was funny, I'll laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
I left at that too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
That's clearly a Neil improv because there's no way that
was written into the scrip.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
I like the I do.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
I did love the c story because I of Donald
and Sarah, of finding out about Ken Jenkins musical past.
But I do love Donald and Sarah together. The chemistry
with the two of them is very.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Unique, I wrote, I wrote at the end of this,
I wrote, I've really enjoyed watching Sarah and I together.
Uh and and we didn't get to do a lot.
I don't recall us doing a lot together while making
the show. So going back and seeing this, it was like,
holy shit, we had a good little dynamic duo thing going.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Yeah, and it's a it's a it's kind of an
unusual chemistry.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
It's it's definitely different in a way, like you're both
kind of silly, Like there's some bumbling element to it
that's very funny, Like you have a line reading when
you're you're still holding onto her finger because she swore
to you that she wasn't going to do it and then.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
In a second she sees Ken she's She says, I
heard you did the music and you went you you swore.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
I didn't notice that they were still touching pinky Yeah, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Still holding each other's pinkies.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
And then I pulled away. You sa.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Like, I enjoyed that a lot as going back in
looking at this, who knew Ken Jenkins was that good
of a guitar player, Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
I know, I knew we had a great voice. I
forgot that he could play the guitar like that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Dude, it sounded like he was he was blusing out, man,
he was going hard. Was that actually him playing yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Yeah? Clearly him playing yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
You know it's funny. Most of the cast, with the
exception of Sarah when we did the musical, could really sing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Yeah, had had some form of musical talent. Although Sarah
does dance in this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Sarah can dance. For dancing this episode is very adorable.
Yeah I told her, I told you so, dance.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
Yeah, I told you so.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
But I remember that went that went a lot further,
but they cut it for the episode. Like she gets
into the full splits when and when we would play
the the gag reel and they let that thing go.
At one point she got all the way down into
a full split, but I guess for the show they
felt they was going on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Oh really, So if you're into did you guys can
watch the Blueberr slash gag reel of season one and
there's probably video of Sarah doing extending that dance for
a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Told you so, I told you all the way down
to the split.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Yeah, she's so adorable when she dances.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Yeah, she's so adorable in general.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
I know I miss her, I really know she We
don't get to see Sarah that much because she's often
in Canada. But when when the world's not closed down,
you know, we see Christa and Bill and obviously Donald
and I see each other. We don't ever see Chalky
as we call her.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Yeah, I do miss her.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
You know what I missed this year was the Easter.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Yeah that you guys do has a beautiful Easter party
with bunnies, with bunnies, bunnies.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
Every everyone was sad and I thought we would do
it this summer, like, but we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
So we're just gonna have to wait till next year,
and the Easter.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
Book this year is amazing, and I have I was
just thinking as I was talking to you, guys, I
have to send you some of the pictures because I
have pictures of you and Zach and John c that
are so sweet, like you just have your arms, like
really sweet pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
I love that party you have, and every year that
I'm going, I'm like a little kid because I'm like,
I'm excited to see everyone. But then in my head,
I'm like, bunnies.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Yeah, my kids love that party so much. They can't
you know, there's an Easter egg hunt. There's you know,
there are there are bunnies, there are goats, there are
a bunch of different animals, baskets. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
They for the love and for the adults. Alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Yeah, alcohol, but also everyone knows each other. It's kind
of a great group. Yeah, Ross comes, it's just all good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
You guys throw a really good party. I think when
the world opens up, you should throw a bash.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Yeah, okay, Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
So Krista Miller Booty Call is at seven thirty five. Yeah,
it's a great entrance. Christa, you walk, you walk right in.
You're like, you don't even knock on the door. You're like,
let's do that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Hey, honey, honey, I'm home. That's what she says, Honey,
I'm home.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
She goes right to the bar starts pouring herself a drink, and.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
He says something stupid. She's like, if you're going to
talk like that, I need to pour me a bigger drink. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Oh my god, it's so boring, so boring.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
You know, we never learned about Jordan's other love interests.
I mean, clearly Jordan was I'm sure not solely using
doctor Cox as a booty call, or maybe she was.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
What do you think.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
No, No, you do you think you do what we
saw you?

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
You were one of the booty calls.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
No, I was never your booty call. Well, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
You are.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Sorry, Sorry, sorry I was, I was. I was. Yeah.
So I think she's having her way with lots of men,
probably right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Yeah, But think in the back of her mind.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Did Jordan think in the back of her mind that
she was going to get back with Cox eventually?

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Uh? I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
It's crazy people that get divorced and then get remarried.
That's such a that's also and.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Johnny C also have like four or five visectames and
then reverse vasectomies too for.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
You though, yeah for me, yeah yeah, can you really
reverse a vasectomy with I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
You can, right, That's what the doctor said when he
did mine. He told me, don't worry, we can reverse
this shit really. Oh yeah, and anytime and when Casey
starts getting itchy again, we might have to do it.
That's all I know.

Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Now, bullshite, We're not gonna have no more kids. Crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
It's a shame that you snipped yourself. Donald. You make
such beautiful children.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
They're so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Thank you very very much.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
And I know it's expensive, but you know, next time
you get some big ass job, you're gonna be like,
I need to plant my seed.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Now, Donald, how many kids you have?

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Like fortune seven? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Yeah, it's up there now.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
I mean I see like twelve of them at Easter,
which makes me happy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
Yeah, and then the other and then the other the
other thirty something.

Speaker 5 (01:25:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Yeah, Donald, tell us about Holy son of a Cracker, because.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
That that that I remember when I had to say that.
And you know who gave me that was Bill Lawrence.
Bill Lawrence. Yeah, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Bill wrote holy son of a Cracker.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Bill Lawrence on set came to me and said, say,
holy son of a cracker.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
I was like, what.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Say, holy son of a cracker?

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
I was like, George Jefferson used to say cracker all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Yeah, man, it's it derocker, you know. Okay, So look
for those of you who don't know, and then cracker
doesn't mean anything when somebody says a cracker is somebody
of the opposite race who cracks a whip on black people.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
That's where a cracker is from.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
That's where cracker comes from. You and and and you
are below other white people because all you are is
a whip cracker.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
I see. So that's what you're calling JD JD.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Is called.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Just checking that. That's calling your best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
I'm just putting out there. So when Bill said that shit,
I was like, really, he was like, say it. I
was like, okay, but don't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
You think isn't it the fun the most fun part
in Scrubs When Bill would you'd be doing a joke
and Bill whispers something in your ear and he'd say,
don't say anything. So you haven't told anyone that you're
going to change the queue line for them, and then
you say something like son of a Cracker and then
everyone laughs.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
It's the it's the best, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
The best feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Who would never laugh though, is fucking Neil Flynn. You
could never say anything where he'd be like, I didn't
think that was fun. You caught me off guard. Yeah,
he would always be right away ready to go again. Christa,
was it Stuff or Maxim Magazine that you were on
the cover of.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
I was the first Maxim magazine cover girl.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
Okay, that is awesome. That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Bill said. He used to walk around town holding the
magazine talking about this is my my girlfriend. Have you
seen a new Maximi my girlfriend?

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
It was. That was really fun and cool.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Yeah, so holy son of a Cracker. And I remember
also that day you were there. We were doing the
scene and we tried to convince Lawrence Trilling to who
directed this episode, to put lotion on the side of
the bed. So when Turk rolls over and says to Carla, hey,
so you know, since we're up, and she goes no, no, no.

(01:27:36):
Instead of him going back to sleep, we tried to
make it so that I rolled over and then squeezed
lotion and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
We definitely shot that shot that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
Yeah, we definitely shot that didn't That was hilarious. That
was one of those things where he was like, you know,
I showed it to Krista and she was like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Christ didn't like masturbation. So, speaking of that ten twenty three,
when I come in and my my parents are playing Wheelbarrow,
and that's that's me, the voice of my own father, like,
go back to bed. I'm fixing mommy's back.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Which is very interesting because the very next episode, John Ridd.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Yes, John Ridder, It's such a shame that we can't.
I didn't even know who to have on. I actually
thought about having his son on, but then I thought,
I don't know if Jason even watched an episode of Scrubs,
but we're gonna have to turn that episode of into
just a beautiful memorial Christa in bed with Johnny C.
He's ripped Christa. So if you're gonna have a scene partner,

(01:28:42):
at least you get the very muscular Johnny C.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Yes, and I imagine this was one of those days
where you're like, dude, if you put all of that
fucking grease on your body, I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
He would also do lots of push ups right, yes, yeah,
One secret for you young actors out there is that
if you do lots of push ups right before you're seen,
at least makes you look a little bit more ripped.
But not that Johnny needed to help. He's pretty damn ripped.
But Johnny would always bang out a whole bunch of
push ups.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
But I did notice that this is one of those
episodes where the Crisco was light. It was light, it
was light. Light on.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
You guys, will have to have me on when you
when we when you get far way farther down in seasons,
when I had to come in after giving birth to
Will two weeks after giving birth to Will and roll
slide around with Johnny c in bed with just looped up,
another show.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
So he would just he would make his muscles glisten
or no, I think he was supposed to be post sex. It'
supposed to be sweaty, right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
No, it didn't his muscles glisten.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
Dude, that was his thing, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Well, he man likes to listen. If you have those
pectoralis majors, shine him up.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Yeah, let's see it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Donald, I laughed when you said, have you guys ever
stopped at think that maybe Bunny is just a real bunny?

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Turk is so dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
Dum. That was like a todd Yeah, he's so dumb.
I remember watching that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
I was like, what, so, Christa, do you think that
she was jealous? But then was the last thing in
the world she was gonna do is let him think
that she was jealous?

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Of course, Well, this is my motto in life.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Also, so that was sort of method acting. Yes, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
That's so funny. And also speaking of very cristal things,
when you're in the cafeteria at sixteen oh nine and
they get in a fight and you go, I should leave.
And then when when Christy hears a good bit of
gossip like kiss her fingers like it like she's licking
off the juices. She'll do this face donal when you

(01:30:55):
put your fingers And I literally wrote down, I literally
went out on my notes. That is so Christa being
like I should leave.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
But not leaving, not leaving at all.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
All right, how did they do the sweat thing on you? Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
There was like a little hidden hose, tiny little hose
in my hairline, and I think that's how it was done.
And then it just drips it. Just open it up
and face.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
That was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
That was well done.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Also, when you got on the elevator, this is an
argument in Bill's favor where maybe the janitor is in
JD's mind, because I think this is the this is
the one time where he gets, hey, hey, killer, how
you doing after you're very very uh destruct because you
feel like you didn't do enough for the patient who

(01:31:48):
just died, right, and you walk onto the elevator and
the janitor is there and he's like, hey, killer, and
may it sent you even further?

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
And that that too, and then you walk out, See
you later, killer.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
That's true. Christa makes a good point. How would he
even know that I lost the patience? He just knows everything.
He's all knowing that channel. He's yeah, but but you've
already proven that time and time again.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Donald. I'm just saying this is one of those moments
where this is one of those moments where.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Bill doesn't even have defenses anymore. He just yells five
to six, seven, eight, right, Christah. I don't know if
you know this, because I don't know how much you're
listening to this. But Bill yelling five to six seven
eight to start our theme song has become a fan
favorite joke on my Instagram. Every other comment is just
five to six seven eight, which is a shout out
to your husband.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
He wanted me to do that today and I said, no.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
We made a rule. We made a rule. You're allowed
to count and I think he should count in when
we're done with the show. We decided. In the world
of the podcast, Bill is the only one, because he's
the creator of the show, with the power to start
the theme song without our permission, right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Donald, Yeah, he's the only one. Like I don't even
get the power to do that unless it's for the show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Right and and yes if it's not the Yeah, Bill,
Bill has magical powers. You can always start the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
He's the only one that can do that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
That didn't look like a firing squad either, but that
joke was hilarious as fuck. Uh okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, okay,
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. And then they catch
it the firing squad, you know, the putting the blindfold.
It looked like a comedy club. The spotlight on you
and everything. And so when you go, I'm okay, that
shit had me. I laughed so fucking heart at that. Dude.

(01:33:29):
That was very funny.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
I'm okay, was.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
A mistake, because you're right, it looked like a comedy club.
You need a different backdrop for the for the I
don't know what the correct for firing squad is, but
brick wall is not it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
No, I don't think so or whatever, but I thought
that was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
So then Ken sings and it's very beautiful and and he's.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
The song of the He's the song of the episode
in this.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
I don't know if that song is a is a
made up song. This might be a good question for
should ask have Chris to ask Bill? He's not gonna remember,
He's just gonna say five to six, seven eight, But
should we We want to be fun with Chris to
ask Bill a question?

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Do you have me to?

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
I can intercom him in his office.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Oh yeah, let's see if he'll answer in his pheto tear.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Here we go, all right, let me see what is
it called?

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Just let me scroll down. My mansion billiards, billiards, indoor pool,
outdoor pool.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
We have a question for you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
We're on the podcast. We're on the podcast right now.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
You're on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
What the song that Ken Jenkins sings at the end
of one eighteen Is that a made up song?

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Or is that a song?

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
A heart?

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Yeah, we're taping you now. Tusk Gluke's heart Heart.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
It was a made up song and we were just
goofing around with it, and he helped us come up
with it. He always just to fit on his guitar
and as a Broadway thing, and the second that I
asked him to do it, He's like, should be something
like this, and they went, hang up.

Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
Off.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
No matter what you do, no matter keep.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Keep giving.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
How many chances can we give him? How many chances?
You know what? I feel like, It's like Lucy and
Peanuts with the football. I mean, how many chances are
we going to give this? Never learn We never learned,
We never learned. A great episode, great episode. I did
find it funny that Johnny c has just had sex
with Jordan twice and then he's looking for boobs on TV.

(01:35:47):
I mean I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Understand that either, like boobs like I didn't understand that I.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Was supposed to say that he's lonesome and that he's
that he's this booty calls you, but you guys aren't
getting back together, and so he you've sabotaged his chances
with this woman and now he is just back on
his couch alone, trying to look for boobs on TV.
But my brain went like, dude, you just had sex
twice with Jordan, who's such a babe, and you're like,
now you're on your couch looking for boobs on TV.

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
That makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Yeah, unless you have make a blbido, it makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Well, even with my libido after three times, I'm good
for a while, dude, At least at least for an hour, Yeah,
a few hours.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Hold up, Charlotte, you're Charlotte's being a little loud outside.

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
Of my office.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Charlotte can make a cameo if she.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
Wants here, Bart come here.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
We'll give her a chance to plug her music.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Yeah, come say hi to Zach's podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
To Zach and.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Donald on it right now?

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
Yes, we're on it. I look at we're on right now.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
What's up, booty hole?

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
There's no there's no video, Charlotte, So you can look
all the booty hole you want.

Speaker 7 (01:37:01):
Can you just hear me properly.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
We can hear absolutely.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
I follow you on Instagram and I love your music.

Speaker 7 (01:37:08):
Thanks Donald, I follow you too, Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
Charlotte, Like, millions of people listen to this, so you
have to tell them where to find your music.

Speaker 7 (01:37:18):
Look up, Charlotte Lawrence. Guys and have fun with.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
It, Charlotte Lawrence on Spotify, Apple Music, everywhere. We knew
this this this girl when she was a baby.

Speaker 7 (01:37:29):
I would be on Scrub sets when I was little.
I wait, do you know what people might not know?

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
It's a little fun fact.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Is one fun fact.

Speaker 8 (01:37:37):
And at the end of every Scrubs episode when it
says doozer, when it's like the end credits, you hear
bye bye, and it's me from when I was two
years old.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
I'm set Scrub Wiki, Scrubs Wiki.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Yes, Scrubs Wick.

Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
You didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
And Charlotte, didn't you do a cameo when you were
like a little bit when you were a little older,
like as a little girl, didn't you dance?

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:38:03):
I just posted it for mom's birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:38:05):
It was like Jordan had a flashback and she imagined
she had her own talk show and then she was
talking to some girl and was like, you're boring as hell.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Just watch me dance with a little girl who looks
just like me instead.

Speaker 8 (01:38:18):
So I came on and I remember I got to
skip school for it. Even I was like the happiest
I've ever been because my school had like really serious
uniforms that you had to follow, and I showed up
to school like in makeup and hair, in a full
app But I was like, yeah, guys, I was working.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
I was acting.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
That was probably the beginning of you wanting to go
into being a performer. Like it was.

Speaker 7 (01:38:36):
Oh, definitely. I was too happy being in front of
the camera and dancing. I was like, please just keep
folding me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
I never want to guys were doing the Running Man.
Yeah it was so fun.

Speaker 7 (01:38:47):
No, but it was so funny.

Speaker 8 (01:38:48):
My mom was like, okay, like, I brought your uniforms.
You can change in the car when he went back
to school.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
I was like, no, no, no, I'm acting.

Speaker 7 (01:38:54):
I'm an actor and everyone needs to know that I'm an.

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
Actor now right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
Well, we miss you. We miss your whole family. Donald
and I. We wish we could come over and hang out.

Speaker 7 (01:39:03):
I miss you guys so much. My uncles, my family.
I was so sad when Easter came along, because we
always have the most fun.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
We talked about it on the podcast, the Party of
the Year, Party of and Bunnies.

Speaker 7 (01:39:18):
And by bunnies and goats.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
In my mind, the bunnies are always at your house.

Speaker 7 (01:39:24):
They're just underneath the house. We let them out only
in Easter.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
All right, Darling, put your mom back on so we
can close the show up.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
We love you, I love you, guys. Bye, I love you, Mamma,
I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
We take the doggies out, and Christy is such an
amazing mammager. I want everyone to know that she's wearing
a Charlotte Lawrence hoodie.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Yes, of course, represent represent Christa.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
This was so fun. We went I think the longest
we've ever gone ever, and but the fans seem to
love that. And and thank you for coming on.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
I have more stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
I have more stuff to ask you, but I'll wait
until the season finale.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
I worry that Bill is going to just hog all
her airtime. So Chris, to make sure that you even
lay down the rules. There's room for you to speak.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
I will I will tell you that he said before
it came up.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
He is make sure to tell them that that that
that outfit, you know, like men's pants and a tank
top is my favorite texiust outfit.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
And I was like, I will, and he goes, well,
I'm also telling you, do you remember you know that
men's pants and a tank top. I'm like, no, I
got it. We're in quarantine. I'm in twet pants.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
I'm wearing my daughter's hoodie.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
Cool it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
That's funny. So we know that. A little trivia about Bill.
He likes a white tank top on his on his
on his gals.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
Yes, that's what he likes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
All right, Thank you guys for listening. Chris to get
ready because you're gonna five six, seven, eight us in.
If you have questions, go to scrubs, iHeart at Gmail,
tell us on Instagram, anything you want to tell us.
That's the last thing. Donald and I think you're still
reading these days. We really appreciate you all listening. Tell
your friends because this thing is blowing up and we

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want everyone to know about it. We're having so much
fun and uh.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
And and and and you know, hater's gonna hate and
we understand that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
Yeah, and if you're if you're the person telling Donald
to stop doing his opra voice. You really are getting
to him, and so stop trolling his ass because we
love it when he does his opra voice.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
He's not getting to me, or she's not getting to me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
We love it all right, Chris to count us into
our theme song. It's time to sing stories.

Speaker 5 (01:41:35):
I'm not show. We made about a bunch of docs
and nurses said he's a stories next. Yea here, yea here,