204: My Big Mouth

In this week's episode, JD betrays Carla's trust, and Turk realizes he only advanced in Kelso's eyes because Kelso is sexist. In the real world, Zach and Donald discuss Donald's munchie problems and their frustration with the lack of mask wearing in the USA.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, time in scrubs rewatch podcast history that you've been
on the call before me. No, it is the second time.
Well I love it. Oh, look what Casey's got lined
up for the weekend. There's three options behind you. One
of them she's tell her yellow. The yellow is the

(00:23):
pretty one. Tonight, I'm making steak dinner. Are you having
date night? No? No, no, no no. I just decided
I was going to make stake dinner. Y'all need to
do what we do. We have date night in the house.
You don't got kids, right, but they go to bed
at what and by that time I want to go
to bed. For all my parents out there who are

(00:47):
dealing with this in quarantine right now, you know exactly
what I'm talking. I'm sure every parent listening is like,
that's right. All they gotta do is click the ring tone. Yeah,
like your ring tone you can get. I bet every
time I say something to you that sounds like a
guy with no kids and then you answer it, all

(01:07):
those people listening with kids go right. So when you're
a parent, you want to go to bed. Yeah, you know,
you want to go to bed early unless something, unless
you've got something cooking for later on you know what
I mean. Those are the days. Listen, I'm gonna tell
you the days that I try to help out the
most is when there's when there's not even promise of

(01:28):
sex at the end of the night, when there's like
a little when she gives you, just like when my
wife gives me just that little bit of that little spark,
there's like a little sparkle in her eye that I
and I'm like, yo, you know what I need to
do today. I need to make sure I support help
as much as I can around the house. Because you
feel like God's gonna put you over the line. Something

(01:50):
can happen, and it's so disappointing when it doesn't happen.
When it doesn't and it's like not appreciate it, and
then you realize, oh shit, that my wife every day. Right,
So when you have kids, you kind of have to
schedule sex, right, You kind of have to be like,
how's Wednesday at eight? No, I've I've I've know, you

(02:11):
know what. We used to try to schedule it and
now it's just like, look, if it happens, it happens.
You know what I mean, You'll get you know, I
used to put it in the ICL. No, it would
just be like what what color it would be like
it's been a couple of weeks, now, yeh, that's what
you do. Yeah. Is she ever the one that's like

(02:34):
donald has been a couple of weeks now? Yeah? Absolutely.
Oh that's nice, dude, we got we got a good
thing going. No, obviously, you're very sexually attracting to each other.
I can feel it. I can feel it when I'm
around you. I can feel the heat. Yeah, you know,
it's it's very interesting. My wife is you know, we're
quarantined and everything like that. So she's like, you know, I, um,

(02:57):
I want to be very careful how I word all
of this. She doesn't listen to the podcast, but ahead,
I still don't want it to come and buy there
nobody listening listening. But she's like, right, she's like, this
quarantine thing has gotten me, you know, you know, all
out of sorts. Uh, and my eating habits and stuff
aren't the same. But I'm gonna tall you something right now.

(03:21):
I like a little bit of cushion on my baby,
you know what I mean. It's nice. It feels good,
you know. And she likes to be like pinky thin,
you know, what I'm saying, and it's like, I like
that too, but I like it when she's got a
little bit of something to hold onto, you know what
I'm saying. So, but I'm not tracking. You're saying she's
too skinny for you. Right now, she's saying she feels

(03:44):
like she's going the opposite direction of skinny and it
doesn't make her feel attractive to me. But look to me,
that ship is made. I'm gonna I'm gonna help you. Okay,
you're gonna you're gonna take You're gonna unplug the peloton
and then you're gonna take some scissors and just cut

(04:04):
the plug off, break break that ship. I don't know
how much money I pay for that peloton, peloton a
want on sponsors or when I doesn't have a pelt.
They didn't send us, they didn't send us a peloton
for free. Plot ship that it costs me money. That's

(04:25):
that's right. Two grands sitting in the corner, all right,
And how do we how we fix it so it
doesn't break? Maybe I don't turn the circuit for that
plug off and be like, baby, I don't know that
plug is broken. The peloton is out of order. And
then do you know how the gym has put it
out of order? Sign? You put it out of order
sign on the peloton. Know what I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna just keep cooking with butter, yep and freaking oil.

(04:47):
Put some meat on those bones. I'm gonna I'm gonna
just make burgers and hot dogs. You know what I'm saying.
I'm gonna go out and get some potato chips. Sabotag, sabotage.
There's a lot of wane to eat. I bet is
a lot of curvy women who are listening who are like,
I need my husband to appreciate my curbs. And here's

(05:07):
Donald saying he appreciates you. I never got so many
likes as to when I cooked up those little tiny
party wings and I posted it on Instagram. Let me
tell you something right now, you want to make the
ladies like your pictures, post something that you cooked and
make that ship look good. I guarantee you you get
all people sliding into my d M. Know you could cook. Really,

(05:31):
that's funny because some guys, like you know, show their abs,
and you're out here showing your chicken wings. No, I
show you the food I'll show you what you want. Mama,
you don't want to do Nobody want these abs. Nobody
wants abs my abs. Get the funk out of here.
Maybe Michael B. Jordan's abs. They don't want my abs.
You know what's funked up. We do all this work
to try and be thin, and it's what you're saying

(05:52):
about Casey, and I'm sure there's I know for a
fact as women who think that about we men. It's like,
we do all this work to try and make our
bodies look good, and then the person you're with is like, no,
I'd rather you have a little mean on your bones.
It just it just seems more healthy. So it's for
our own vanity though, It's for our own vanity, not
for our partner. No, you do it for you although

(06:14):
although that's bullshit though, because when you do a good
as hell your woman is like, damn, yeah, I'm gonna
keep in one d with you. I would want to
release right. I would prefer to look like a male
porn star. Okay, slow down. Do you mean because they're

(06:37):
often muscular or because they have baby's arm sized penises?
I guess it's a Joe, Well, why are you fanning yourself.
You guys, Joel is fanning yourself with her hands. Listen.

(06:58):
I feel like, if you're in porn, you have to look,
you have to be, you know, muscular. There's not a
lot of overweight male stars. I'm told no, well, no
there are, but for the most part, most of the
males in porn are like you know, ripped beyond belief

(07:19):
or or twenty six years old and don't haven't had
to lift weights yet and diet yet and stuff like that.
I would love to be of that caliber uh male
right now, where either I can stick with the regiment
long enough for people to see it, or if there
were some type of miracle something out there that would

(07:41):
make me just the I remember twenty six man, remember
the Titans was Listen. You know what I'm saying. I
don't remember that. I need I need that to be
I needed to be made. I need someone out there,
whatever scientists is out there right now. I am begging
you because this ship is Listen, man, listen. I like

(08:03):
it on my wife. I don't like it on me. Right,
We'll stop eating. I mean I can solve it for you.
Stop eating all that ship. I smoked too much weed.
To stop eating all of that, then don't. Then this
is so fucking stupid. You're eating, you're smoking something that
makes you hungry, and then you fucking eat bad food.
It's not fucking rocket science. I know. I understand that

(08:26):
get goals, set your goals, and be committed. So you're
saying I shouldn't smoke weed anymore. No, you shouldn't if
it gives you that bad of a munkey problem, controlling,
if you're a grown ass man. So when I see
you the next time and you've got God's Green lettuce
and you want to smoke that ship and I say, no,
you can't, be like, stop being a pussy. That's all
I'm saying. I won't. I'll say I respect you, Donald.

(08:48):
I understand that you have a munchy problem, and I
understand that you need to take a break from God's lettuce. Okay,
there it is solved. Your weight problem. There is. Now
I feel bad for you because Casey's not as as
chunky as you like. No, she's actually she works out. Really,
she's too much strong in it. Right. She looks great.
I just saw her on the FaceTime and she's very pretty.

(09:10):
She is very pretty. Did good? I did very well.
And her hair, she has this beautiful hair. She takes
very good care of it, and she you know, it's
like a work of art, all those beautiful curls. She's
blessed with, you know, a lot of hair. And the
way your hair mixes with her hair to create Wilder's hair.
You know. I'm I'm, I'm, I got, I got, I

(09:32):
got you know, beautiful babies too. That's what that's what happens.
We live a blessed life. Donald wait, skinny, fat, medium, whatever,
you live a blessed life. I am very, very very
happy with what God has given me. Thank God every night,
and we thank God and the universe for you beautiful listeners,
because um, Donald and I were talking about how much

(09:54):
fun we're having doing this, and it is a bright
spot in our you know, so many people on social
media thank us for doing this, and I always have
the same response in my head, which is thank you
for tuning in because we really I think Donald and
I thought this would be a fun little thing to do,
but I'm but it's become so fun for us. We
look forward to it. We know we're gonna laugh with
you guys, and we know we have these new beautiful

(10:16):
friends Daniel and Joel that we get to see twice
a week and giggle with. And I think it's it's
we want to thank all of you for listening. Thank you.
And people are fucking nuts, man, I mean no, none
of these listeners, all of our listeners are saying that.
Being said, let's get into it. Let me tell you something.
I want to play you something that was on my

(10:36):
on my Twitter machine today. Okay, I'm gonna plays the
first time ever played you guys something off my phone
because I have a question and I want Joel and
entailed away and or people always this fucking batship in
the world, or is just everyone filming everything? Now before
you answer, Before you answer, I'm gonna play you a woman.
This woman is berating her dentist for for for asking

(11:00):
that she wear a mask. Okay, she is. She is
berating that. I assume maybe it's the receptionist at the
dental office because she doesn't want to wear a mask.
And we represent the medical community here on Fake Doctor's
Real Friends, and I got livid myself as a fake
doctor listeners. I'm just gonna play a little section of
this woman who is very upset that she has to

(11:20):
wear a mask to the dentist. The reason why I'm not,
you're gonna work on my teeth now my nose. I
don't wear a mask eving my teeth clean. But it's
about the seine teeth art over. I'll cover my golf car.
Go be seated. Now, No, you're not. You're not filling
out performs and letting us teenserture. It's about protecting You
can't take high temperature. That's against the law. All right,
well I can't. You're not an empty You're not. We

(11:43):
cannot see you. And I have a right to sue
you for harassing me, a manager, and this entire company.
Smile whatever you're call it, dental, I do have that right.
And I talked to my a journey before I came
here to talk to her attorney. So does he want
that to happen. I've waited long enough for my teeth
to be cleaned. Okay, let's get this done. Let's get

(12:07):
this What's crazy is this crazy woman is prepared to
go now have all these people work on her mouth.
Let's get this done. Yeah, you know I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say something. All she has to do is
put a mask on, she said, She said, you're not
working on my nose. But the mask only has to

(12:28):
be on from when she enters the building to sitting
in the chair. How do you is going to take
the mask off? They're just asking for now. It might
be the embarrassment of I forgot my mask, and I
don't want to feel like an asshole because I know
everybody's supposed to wear a donald. There is no way

(12:48):
that that office would not have provided her with a
freaking mask. Okay, I'm just saying, Okay, this is what
I don't understand. It just gets me so riled up.
Get the business. I have no business speaking for the
medical community. But since it's a show about fake doctors,
I want to be like, fuck you. Yeah, you know
this is gonna upset people, and this is gonna make

(13:09):
a lot of people be like, you know what, You're right.
The president ain't wearing a mask. There are a bunch
of people who voted for the president and they feel like,
if he doesn't need to do it, why do I
need to do it? He speaks for me, just like
the only country, the only country that's politicized mask wearing. Dude,
the politicis everything is politicized now, the virus is politicized.

(13:32):
I don't know if this is I don't know if
this is gonna make the show it is because we
don't get political. And you don't even have to go
down to Trump thing because I don't, I mean, we
don't even do. You don't need to touch that fucking fire.
All you have to say is how is it? How?
I just can't get my head around why people are
so crazy. If you want to wear a mask, fine,
don't go to the dentist. Well why are you yelling
at these poor fucking why the receptionist whose job it

(13:55):
is to make sure that everyone in the waiting room
is safe. Listen, If it wasn't invisible and you could
see this threat, everybody would be wearing a mask if
this ship was If this was considered a true threat,
like somebody with a gun walking into a room and
the only way you're not going to get and the
motherfucker's walking outside and choosing places to walk into. If
that were the case, everybody would wear a mask because

(14:16):
they wouldn't want to get shot. They're opening Disney World.
Do you know how many do you mean people died
in Florida yesterday. Yeah, I understand that they're opening Disney World.
They feel that they have the proper Listen, man, you
can't tell anybody to put a mask on. You could
tell as many people as you want to put a
mask on. They're gonna live their life. Man, They're gonna

(14:36):
do what they want to do. That's what it boils
down to. Dan say something, wise, Wise, Joel, talk some
sense into incredibly help all. I'm saying, either one of
you please educated what we're missing because I don't understand.
I just understand. First. I think that there's a lot

(14:58):
of easy to act us uh information out there, misinformation
available to a lot of people who don't think that
this is a big deal, which is aggravating. I know
several people who have died to see a whole family
is devastated. We've seen poor women have to bury sons
and grandsons and husbands in the span of a week.

(15:20):
I mean, there's footage of doctors loading bodies into like
refrigerated trucks. It's it's intense to meet the amount of
denial that's going on. I don't know what we as
individuals can do to convince the masses that don't seem
to think this is a problem. It just means for me,
like the best thing I've been able to do from
my mindset is just prepared to stay in for a

(15:41):
very long time because it's clear to me people aren't
taking this seriously despite the fact that numbers are rising.
We have government officials who could very easily resolve this
problem with the stroke of a pen, being like no
businesses are allowed to be open, and we're going to
try to make it so that mayors of large cities
are unable to pass ordinances. It's happening in Georgia. It's

(16:01):
just crazy. It's criminal. There's there's eleven thousand, four hundred
thirty three new confirmed cases of coronavirus in Florida today
and nine deaths today. This was posted four hours ago,
so god knows what it is now, but they'll be
over a hundred deaths in Florida today. They're opening Disney World.
All I'm gonna say, and and you know, I hate

(16:22):
that this. I feel like this is the kind of
thing that changes people's minds. But so often we see
images of stuff like war, and we see images of
stuff like destruction, and those kinds of very raw graphic
images tend to sway people in ways were like I
had no idea this was going on. You think about
struggles in the Middle East. You think about places like

(16:42):
Syria where people are carrying, you know, their children out
of blasted out buildings, and you see the grief in
this person's eyes as they're holding their dead child. And unfortunately,
with COVID, nobody is allowed to see anybody. The second
that you go into that hospital, that's the last time
you see that person. So the image of COVID, the

(17:05):
image of the sick person is I'm at home. The
images stay home, and the images out of sight, out
of mind. Unfortunately, like where are all of these hundreds
of thousands of people? There are hundreds of thousands of
people who have died in this country, literally no images,
there's no sick people at all. You think about like Chernobyl,

(17:28):
it starts out with this very ominous image of a
bunch of people standing on a bridge while a little
like white flex come down, which are like, you know,
that's that's the symbol for the viewer who knows the
results of Chernobyl to be like, that's the thing, that's
the bad part, that's the bad stuff right there, and
that's the COVID coming in. And then over the rest
of the documentary you see people like start to just
like cough a blood and their skin starts to disintegrate

(17:51):
and all these gruesome, horrific things where you're like, WHOA,
I never want to have that again. And with COVID,
we just don't have that kind of And I'm not
I'm I'm not advocating that reporters of going to hospitals
and start taking pictures of sick people. It's like, that's
not what I'm saying, but the fact that it is
so dangerous, it is so contagious, that people are not
allowed to be around their loved ones, that you're not

(18:12):
allowed to see these people, that all of this is
just happening behind closed doors. People don't have that straight
up image of if you do this, you turn into this. Yeah,
you're smart. That's that's well said Dan. And you know,
I got the goose bumps when I first saw them
backing up refrigerated semis to the hospitals. But even that
was hidden they put up big One would hope, one

(18:32):
would hope that, but you know, I saw I saw
it firsthand because of Nick. I saw, I saw FaceTime,
uh I FaceTime with Nick thanks to Amanda and U
and a nurse on that was in the hospital, and
I just could not believe what it had done to him.
I could not believe who he looked like a corpse. Frankly,

(18:54):
you wish people could have empathy just off of information.
You wish people could hear a fact and be able
to process it in their head and say, oh, well,
this is horrible and I need to do everything I
can to protect those around me and protect others. But
that is not the case. Well, it all goes back
to I'll tell you this again. It all goes back
to leadership and and and how leadership handles all of this,

(19:16):
whether you're a governor, a mayor, the president, a senator
in Congress, whatever it is. You know a lot of
the examples. You are the example. And Santis, Oh my god,
is that guy been a colossal disaster to Santis in Florida.
And some to bottle well, you know, some people downplayed
it and didn't and didn't want to believe the facts.

(19:38):
And and here we are, you know what I mean,
that's that's that's what it is. This is the last
political thing. I'll say on this on the rest of
this podcast for ever again East Alright, ready, colon, people
of Florida, if you reelect de Santis, I think you

(19:59):
are making an enormous mistake. He is a disaster slash debacle. Okay,
well you just you, just you just you just joined
the side. But dear Florida, that being said, Florida led
Zack's political views stop you from listening to our show. Sorry,

(20:22):
if you like you're currently wearing a DeSantis t shirt,
I'm sorry. Okay, he doesn't apologize. Not just you guys
have different political views. That doesn't mean we can't all
love scrub Now. We still want you to listen. And
but if you're a racist about show, we made a

(20:44):
bunch of nurses so around you here are yead around
here that m all right? Should we get into this

(21:04):
real quickly? Should we get into this? Because I wrote
it down this time, I don't know if I wrote
it down correctly, but I have a feeling that I
can do it. I don't know if I could do
it less than thirty secondly, loving people. I'm getting a
lot of good feedback on the Donald Get it Ready,
Get it ready? Wait let me get my timer going,

(21:24):
and uh and uh, I gotta get it ready, hold
on clock, okay, and then I go to stop. All right, ready, yes, now,
now take a deep breath because it was a big episode.
Here we go, get marks, get set go. Turk realizes
he's always coming in second to his arch nemesis Bonnie.
That's why he's surprised when he's chosen to go with

(21:45):
Dr Kelso to a conference in Mexico. Carla finally confides
in j D, and like the little snitchy is, he
runs and tells his best friend. Carlo's crushed. Elliot just
wants to be a part of a team and it's
willing to sink to low levels to fulfill her once.
In the end, every want's trying to prove their worthy
of respect and trust, and it takes the experience as
they go through in this episode for them to realize

(22:07):
they are holy ship. That was twenty nine? Did you practice? WHOA?
Did you practice? I'm not doing that ship. Maybe I
don't know too much to you can just scrub through
this ship. I just want to give you guys are
let's pretty fucking time for president. Let's go, I take

(22:33):
it back for president. Let's go all right, listen. I
don't want to distract nobody right now. At first, at
first I was upset that you had practiced, But then
I was like, wow, he put a lot of thought
and work into this. He fucking rehearsed for you, guys.
He rehearsed with love. So there you go. There's your

(22:55):
there's your thirties twenty nine second recap of the episode. Um,
what a great episode. It was very good episode, very full. Yeah,
you know, it's interesting about Paul Quinn. I I looked
at my up on IMDb. He hasn't directed much before
or much since. So I don't know what the story
of Paul Quinn is. How he came to us? When
I ask Bill, Yeah, let's ask Bill, Bill Zack and

(23:19):
Donald's here and uh and our beautiful listeners on the
podcast all want to know. Paul Quinn only directed one
episode of Scrubs. He doesn't have a lot of credits
before or after. So how did Paul Quinn come to us?
I think he did a nice job, But what's the
Paul Quinn's story? Bill? So this is how it works.
You all only call me when um wicky guy or

(23:43):
the Todd aren't available. You're you're cooler more umu hip friends. Fine,
I'll take it, but I don't like it. I don't
have to like it. Um. Paul Quinn's independent film writer
and director that I had gotten to know, and uhum
thought I would give him a shot, and um he

(24:04):
went on to kind of I think this is one
of his first directing breaks. And he went on to
direct some other stuff and do that. Uh So that's
Paul Quinn. Thank you, Bill, Thank you. William William VanDuzer
Lawrence the Third, that's his name. Did you know that?
I didn't know that William VanDuzer Lawrence the third. If
that doesn't sound like he sounds like the rich guy
in Trading Places Mortimer No, dan Akred's character. What's his name?

(24:27):
Oh freaking oh Ray Valentine, Lewis, Lewis Lewis, Lewis Winthorpe,
Louis Winthorpe, looking good, Billy Ray, really good, Lewis. I
hope that's us one day. That would be the best
day of my My dream is that And that's good
social distancing too. Bout yes, by the way, there's no way,

(24:49):
there's no way that they could hear each other from
the sailboat to the beach. That always bothered me. Look
a good, Billy Ray, feeling good Lewis. Already what I
heard was, can you promise me before we die that
we will recreate that moment together at the end of
trading places, you know what. I hope we get the

(25:11):
opportunity to relive that moment. I would like today, looking good,
Billy Ray, feeling good, Lewis. I want to yell at
toe you while you're honest. You say looking good phase On,
and I could say feeling good, breaths looking good at
day of Shoon feeling good israel Ah, but a day

(25:33):
she is not Your middle name is my middle name? Oh,
I always get confused if it's your real birth first name.
It is my is on my birth certificate, Donald Adeo
Shoon phase On. So went to West Africa, I mean
sorry to Nigeria and they, you know, fell in love
with the culture and the love in love with the people.
And I have a Nigerian name and I used to

(25:56):
use it all the time. I haven't gone by Adeo
Shoon in the entertainment world in a long time, and
I kind of use it as a filter so if
somebody calls me by my nickname, then I'm usually like, oh, ship,
I should know who this person is or this person,
especially someone from your childhood, right if they're like, what's up, shoot,
and You're like, oh, I must know him from school?

(26:17):
Well yeah, but also like my mom, my family, everybody
calls me shown still, so day o'shoon and me I
call you shoon? You do um. At thirty four seconds,
Carla um, bitch hits, she hits me, she bitch starts me,
and I turn around to camera and that classic like
raging bull face turn. It's so funny, that girlish gasp.

(26:43):
That shot is always funny, no matter how many times
we've seen it or we did it on scrubs, It's
always funny. Getting me punched into camera always funny. Yes,
and Carlie just slapping people around. Yeah, you know what,
This whole story kind of starts off where everybody's somebody's.
The word that we use in the show is biatch.
You know your Carlos biatch in the beginning. Um. I

(27:06):
would like to be a shout out to the women
in this episode because they all did a fantastic job.
Judy is so good in this. Sarah unbelievably good in this,
with not only her physical comedy that she does in
the beginning, but all this crying she does. Sarah used
to listen to sad songs. I will remember you. I

(27:27):
don't know if it was Sarah McLaughlan or what it was.
I'm telling you it was. Will you remember me? Do
you think of like dogs being in crates? Yeah, exactly,
And that's like one ear that's enough to make Sarah cry. Yeah.
I don't know if Sarah McLaughlan was always her go to.
Are you just guessing that, I'm guessing alright, it would
be I'm trying to think what Mike was. Probably Josh

(27:49):
Rayden Winter. Yeah. What what song would you put on
to cry? If I if I had to put on
a song? Oh man, you want to know what song?
It is? The score from Bambi. It's about your people
to the Prince of Egypt. Whitney Houston and Mariah Carry.
There can be mericles if you believe the hope is
frim it's hard to kill. Come on now, who knows

(28:15):
whatles you when you believe somehow you will Joe, Well,
you're about to cry right now. I think this is
full talent show. It's the most beautiful song maybe I've heard. Yeah, listen, man,
it's about first of all the songs about when Pharaoh's

(28:38):
chasing the Jewish people out of Egypt. It's about that
is it's about the story of Moses. It goes all
the way through, it goes all the way through. It's
him going all the way through to him coming down
from the mountain with the tin commandments. Uh in in
the ark. Oh no, he has him in his hands.

(28:59):
I think at the commandment remember from the what was it?
The is it? The history of Earth? These commandments? But
the song is amazing, man, And you know it's you know,

(29:22):
so that's what you would put on. That's that song.
It's if you ever need to cry, whether it be,
it's just such a hopeful song, you know what I mean.
We've spent this whole, this whole I know we're jumping
off topic and everything like that. We've spent this whole time.
You know. Amanda clutes Is you know, has delivered a

(29:42):
lot of hope to people in this world, you know
what I mean. Her faith and her belief really helped
a lot of people. When Nick was sick, and you know,
for some reason, when when you have all of that
faith and you have all of that love, it overwhelms you. Man.
And and so listening to a song like that, listening

(30:03):
to there can be very cos when you believe, it
just overflow. You just overflow with hope and joy and
faith and it just works, you know what I mean.
That's beautiful. And now I listen to it. I've never
seen the movie, I've never heard the song. I'm sorry,
did you get the opportunity to check it out? There's
a lot of really good voiceover performances it was, but

(30:30):
that song, first of all, it was Mariah Carey and
Whitney Houston singing it. And I don't know if you
were big Mariah carry or Whitney Houston fans. I'm first
of all, I think those are you know, of my
lifetime two of the uh, the true versions of what
a diva is as far as being able to sing.
Had a Mariah Carey interaction once, so did. I was

(30:51):
one of the best nights of my life. What was yours? Well,
mine wasn't like we've made out or anything. Your sound
now we didn't make a no no no, no, no
no no imagine. Yet it was totally awesome. No, we
didn't out. I met her and Derek Jeter in the
same night. Wow, I was peeing on a Mariah Carey
music video called up on the Roof. But you can

(31:11):
go watch on YouTube and uh, and you mean rooftop? No,
it's called Oh was it is the song up on
the Rooftop? I thought it was up on the Roof?
I think it might be Joel. Can you double check
with her? What's the one with her and Mob Deep? Well,
she doesn't have two songs, one called up on the
roof and one couple the roof top. It's either one.

(31:32):
I think it's roof called the roof, yeah, with Mob
Deep right, No, this is called up on the Mob
Deep Beat. I'm telling you it's the Mob Deep Beat.
Told you now, Joel, does she have one called up
on the Roof? I will read that too, because I
remember that I had to lug all this stuff up
to the roof. It's just the roof, all right, Well listen,

(31:58):
I I the elevator broke in this building in Brooklyn,
and all the p a s had to lug all
the gear up to the roof. And I was like
to help her up. Her next song is called Lobby
Anyway I got. You know you're being a good dad.

(32:18):
Could you have some really good dad jokes? That joke.
I am going to be a great dad, but not
because of my jokes, just because I'm hilarious. Listen, before
the elevator broke, I got in with Mariah and her
whole posse and I was just the p A and
I had a baseball hat and I looked away, like,
you know, I thought you were finding now. I was
fresh out of Yeah. I just thought you don't look

(32:40):
at the star. I just look away and she was like,
I like your baseball hat. It was my favorite baseball hat.
And I was like, oh, thank you, thank you, like
not making eye contact, like bobbing my head. And she
was like, I might want to wear that in the video.
And I was like oh okay. And she's like to
kind of borrow it, and I was like oh yeah.
So her like tourage took my baseball hat and it

(33:01):
had like a red circle on it, and they came
back to me and they were like, hey, we want
to darken the red circle with sharpie. Is that okay?
And I was like, oh, it's kind of my favorite hat.
But I don't want to let down Mariah, let down
the whole team. You know. I just lugged everything up
to the roof. I want the video to be good,
you know, this is what I was thinking. And they're like,
we'll give you forty dollars if you'll let us darken

(33:23):
the red circle with sharpie. And I was like, I
didn't have any money. I was probably making a hundred
bucks to be the p A. I was like, gonna,
you know, increase my salary substantially. So I was like, yeah,
for forty bucks, y'all can just go to nuts on
it with a sharpie and I'll just have a great story.
So that's what happened. And I don't even I watched
the video in twenty years, but she's on the roof.

(33:45):
I know she's on the roof at any and if
at any point, I gotta see if at any point, anyone, anyone,
anyone who's curious, just go and watch the video and
see if she's ever wearing a black baseball cap, because
that's mine. I got forty bucks, extra extra extra. That
was a hard shoot. Wait, is who's the there's a

(34:06):
guy in the video. There was a sexy. No, I
don't know. I don't know if she's making out with
the band Mob Deep, but there was a there was
a sexy I don't know if he was a model
or an act or whatever, but there was a sexy Joel.
Can you maybe find out who that was? There was
some sort of like you know in the music video
they have a love interest that they're like macin on.
I remember that. I don't know if that was Mob Deep.

(34:26):
Is Mob Deep a rapper or a group? It's two,
it's two people. Well, she wasn't having like a Mob
Deep threesome. It was like one guy. I think he
had abs. But then again, I worked on De Angelo
video too. Maybe I'm conflating the two. Yeah, I worked
on a lot of videos. I don't know the name
of that song. I remember he was dated a girl
who was like in videos, like a video vixen. No,

(34:50):
I've never dated a video vixen. Have you updated a
few video vixens? Any video vixens? We would know what's
the one Amber Rose? No, I'm never dating. I've never dated,
and she's a video vixen. Yeah, I'd like Camper Rose.
I put I put Jamie king Um in my video.
I directed a video for Gavin DeGraw, which is a

(35:11):
really good video by the way, Chariot. Yeah, y'all should
stop watching the Roof right now and go watch Chariot
by Gavin DeGraw, because I directed that video. And well,
you know, in that video, I threw up money and sorry, yeah,
you're in the video distracted by Jamie King. You're in
the video before. Making it rain was a big deal.
I threw money. Are you saying you invented making it rain? Listen?

(35:34):
Not only did I invent keeping it real, I also
invented making it rain. Just keeping it one hunted the
RESTful job of my life. I was spending so much
money and it was all designed to be an elaborate winner.
And at like six pm, I don't know if you remember,
we hadn't shot anything. No, I remember we rehearsed a lot.

(35:55):
It was a disaster, but then it came out great.
I was wonderful. I pivoted and came up with a
new plan, and but I remember that was like, that's
literally the probably the most stressful day of my of
my directing career. The person who made the stage in
the video also was the head of for Scrubs. Well, yes,

(36:16):
and no cabin designed it. Yeah. Cabot McMullan, who was
our production designers Scrubs, came up with an awesome idea
of these spinning turntables. And if I were to go back,
I know how to do it. So first of all,
if you have a hundred people and you're trying to
not cut the camera, you need a full day of rehearsal.
But that's so expensive to pay everyone for a full
day of rehearsal. So we tried to do it without
a full day of rehearsal, and by six pm we

(36:37):
hadn't shot a foot of film and I was on
the verge of a panic attack. But if you watch
the video, it came out really good and dom Phazan
is in it looking fly. You're like, you're actually you're
playing a music video director in the video. Yeah, I am,
and you're making it rain and there's bouncing booties. The
idea was that he's in a video and the directors

(36:59):
trying to make and be something that he's not. And
I remember MTV had a rule in the day where
you couldn't show a bouncing booty and then not connected
to a head. You couldn't just show a bouncing booty.
You had to like the rule still? Is that rule still?
I have no idea what they used to used to
not be able to show a gun either. They had
a lot of rules. I understand not showing the booty

(37:19):
without the head because somebody want to be like, is
that my booty? I don't know the prior thart. It
was rude to just show a bouncing booty and then
not show whose booty it was. But I just remember
someone comeing to me like, hey, if you're gonna shoot
that booty, the camera now has to come up and
show the woman's head, which was my face, just her head. Yeah,

(37:39):
I think her head. I don't, I think because they
just wanted to make sure that the booty was connected
to an actual person. I don't know what the rule.
I guess the rule was. What do you guys think?
Do you think it was intended to be out of
respect for the dancer? I guess right. I don't know,
but I was fine with the rule. But I remember
we were mocking. We were spoofing, like like these these
these rap video os that had you know, dancers shaking

(38:02):
their booties pretty much too. Baby got back, similar to
and I remember being told, like, hey, you gotta make
sure the cameraman tilts up to connect all heads to booties.
There he goes a little tribute. A few listeners out there,
all right, on that note, on the note of dancing
bouncing booties. We'll be right back, so Troy and the janitor.

(38:26):
But you're going too fast. Snoop Dogg Resident is in
the back of almost every shot in this episode. And
I have a theory that he's a spy. I don't know,
but I want you another hospital um the Russians, I
don't know. I want you to watch this episode and
in the back of your head make up a subplot
that Snoop Dogg Resident is spying on all the main

(38:46):
characters because he's in the background of like ten shots
first ones at one forty. You you said something earlier
in this podcast that I didn't necessarily echo, and I
want to echo it now. You're absolutely about Sarah. Yeah,
she's very funny in this in this episode, and I
and and funny, and I and funny throughout the rest

(39:08):
of the series. Also, I imagine the writers had a
really good time writing for that character because of all
of the things that she you know, she's clumsy, she's
you know, she puts her foot in her mouth, she does,
and there's physical comedy that she does when she's trying
to get Johnny's attention. Around two seven and she's just
flopping around and it was really well shot she was

(39:29):
and she did such a great job too, and she's
very funny. She just flopping her whole body all around. Um.
At one forty one, you accidentally see a pillow light
that's on the ceiling um for those of you who
like looking at fun ups. Did you get that from
scrubs Wicky? No, that was myself. I noticed. How did
they fucking not crop that out? But I saw it.
I do have some scrubs Wicky. A pillow light, by

(39:50):
the way, is uh this light they used to put
on the ceiling that would basically was just a piece
of cloth that would soften the fluorescent lights in the ceiling.
And they were all over the place and we had
to frame them out. But you can see one if
you want to see what it looks like. Scrubs Wicky
has a weird I have a bone depict with Trevor
Or or one of his thousand minions because they said

(40:11):
something that that I looked at. It is not true.
It says um that there's a continuity mistake. It says
when Dr Kelso speaks gibberish to Carlo, you can see
the actor playing a patient is standing still and starts
moving only when Kelso starts speaking. Didn't see that Zach
Braff is looking over at the director waiting for command
to start drinking his coffee. No, not not true. So,

(40:34):
I mean, I don't know if it was Trevor or
one of his minions. But hey, I I scrubs Wick.
He's not always accurate. Guys. I was gonna say what
I said before and everybody got upset about it. But
he don't want to do this, you know he does,
he does. I thought he. I thought he gave a
very enthu jo. Well, you communicate with him. Is he is? He?
Is he enjoying this? Does he know about the gift? Guy?
He's going to get of the funk of Pop? Signed?

(40:56):
He loves you, guys. He turns us little messages like
he loves the show and for it and no, he's
very into it. Okay, but you read about the funk
Pops and it's not going to sell them on eBay,
he promised. Okay, he promised he wouldn't sell him any
promised he wouldn't sell him on the eBay. He would
cherish them forever. All right, we'll get us those sounds
like that sounds like a lot of me, get us

(41:19):
those Funco pops because I'm gonna cherish Funco pops forever,
my ass. I know exactly what he's gonna do with
those Funco pops. No, Trevor Wicky, I want to tell
you something. Um, I have yet to sign a Scrubs
Funko pops. So you will. You will have the only
signed one in existence. So I've signed a couple of them. Yes, So,
like you know, you do signings at comic like. I'm

(41:39):
a huge Star Wars fan. We all know this. I
got the I was lucky enough to be able to
go to celebration and sign for my character in the
Star Wars Universe, Hype Faison from Star Wars Resistance. If
you haven't watched the show, it's now streaming on Disney Plus.
Just putting it out there. Um, anyway, you know, people
came up to me when I was signing for that

(41:59):
and this Love the movie I did called Clueless back
in the day. I was also at C two each today,
but we had a big Clueless reunion at C two
E two and there as well, people came up to
my signing booth with the Turk Funco all right, I
have so Donald has signed for you. I want Trevor

(42:20):
Wicky to know that I have never signed j D
Funk Pop. So until the world reopens and someone random
comes up to me, he will have the only signed
j D Funcle Pop in existence. That's if he changes
his attitude. No, don't sucking it up right now, he's
doing a good job. Change your attitude. I saw someone

(42:43):
on my Instagram or somewhere I wrote, like, Zack Donald,
the dude is not into this. I love the ship
that people right, Um, how invested you guys are in
the show. It really makes me laugh when people When
I posted that Ken was coming on the show like nine,
I had like hundreds of comments that were like he's

(43:05):
done moving and just it just made me smile to
know that you guys. My favorite thing about the Ken
episode is that he Kelso's Me at the End of
Day was the best ending. That was the best ending,
that was the best ending to any podcast we've done,
because like everybody thought he was gonna be like sweet

(43:27):
and then he just fucking kelsos the crap out of me. Dude,
I loved it, um lost dark. Yes, my face melts. Yes,
that was amazing. You know I love that part. Yeah,
I know you did. As soon as that should happened,
I was like, yet, you know what, this is the

(43:47):
best part of the show that I was done. Well,
now did you see Indiana Jones in the Temple of
the Doom in the theater? I sure did, all right? Well,
my mom turned to me and she saw me in
the fetal position in my chair, and she said, you
want to go play arcade games in the lobby and
I just was like, mm hmmmm, I would like to
do that, and we fucking sprinted out of that theater,

(44:12):
left my stepfather to finish the movie. I'm we played
some games. Temple of Doom. It's so absurd, Like, look,
he does some pretty outrageous ship throughout all of these
movies where you're like, get the funk out of here,
But Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones jumps out of a

(44:33):
plane in a boat in a blow up boat and
survives several stories of falling onto a mountain, which then
he goes down on the boat like it's a bob
sled to only go off the cliff, up set mountain
and to a river that is several stories below the

(44:54):
cliff and then make it through raging waters, only too
be cohorst into finding shipa linga the stone. Dude, you're
not You're not trying to recap the movie. We're not
timing you to recap the entire film. That's ridiculously, It's

(45:16):
just crazy. First of all, that movie is just so
much ridiculous after ridiculous, and I loved it. If you
like the most, the recent one with the last one
there there's four or five four four? This is what
you like? Four. This is when I knew I was
in trouble. When they blew up the nuclear bomb and
he came falling out of the the the the refrigerator

(45:41):
without being melted. I was like, Okay, now we we've crossed.
We've crossed the line here. Indiana Jones is now the
fakes of the facus of the fake. But so you
prefer one and two? Are you also like three? I
love three. I think three is one of the better ones.
There you go, i'd loved I loved uh Sean Connery

(46:02):
as Henry Jones. Yeah. Um, let's talk about a two
oh five. When there's Sarah's talking and you hear the noise,
I think that's Bill, right, So Sarah, the joke is
that the Johnny sees like, whenever you talk, all I
hear is this loud, screeching noise. And then I'm pretty

(46:24):
sure that it's Bill doing that noise for Sarah. Let's
ask Bill, Bill, is it you? When Sarah's talking to
me and in j D's head, he here's a loud,
he screeching noise. Is that you, my friend? It sounds
like you. I know you know your voice at the
two one mark. I don't think I ever looped anything
for Sarah. I looped a lot of stuff for Zack

(46:44):
whenever j D fell and we didn't have a good
everybody took turns doing that. But I don't think I
ever did Sarah. I might have done when she blows
hair out of her eyes, but that's about it. I'm
gonna start sending questions your way, so don't feel like
someone that is third on your podcast, booty called dial

(47:06):
List whatever that means all right, um, what about when
the janitor is trying to be friends with me and
I'm really nervous, so I'm like, what is up with you? Man?
Very funny. That made me laugh the whole Janitor j
D Troy Troy, Well, this is Troy's introduction, and I
also laughed when he when he's like, he's like, you

(47:26):
think I only know like janitor words, and I'm like,
and he's like, maybe you muppn't He turns mop into
very much, momp you very much? At four or forty five.
I say nothing is worse than a ninja. Their masters
of every style of combat, and they are do you
believe that I've never met a ninja before? But I
wouldn't know if I ever met a ninja? But do

(47:48):
you think a ninja is the best? Is like their
most fearful. Would you be most feared if you had
to fight anyone of a ninja? I would be most
feared if I had to fight anyone that was involved
in any type of special forces. You know what I mean,
whether it be Navy seal, green beret, samurai, ninja, you

(48:09):
know who I would want to fight, Like a white belt,
Let me just fight like a normal white belt. You
know what I'm saying, Let's get into that type of
fight because then I'm not gonna be as nervous or
this person isn't as experience. But once you get past
black belt and you're now a special Forces type of thing,
I don't want to fight you. But what about like
what about like a street fighter, like what tech guy's
named Kembo Slice. That dude was special Forces dude. Yeah,

(48:33):
he don't pass away. But that dude with Special Forces, man,
that's not like fighting a regular person with SPECIs No,
but that's not like fighting a regular person. Man. The
dude played football. The dude the head was his background.
His background made him prepared to not only just become
a great street bowler, but making into the actual UFC

(48:54):
and be popular. He was decent. He was learning. That's
the thing, man. He was learned. And that's and that's
most important when it comes to fighting, because mixed martial
arts isn't a discipline. It's a bunch of different disciplines
all melded together. So if you can freaking if you
can become a rogue or not in video in like

(49:15):
video games, you choose the rogue because the rogue. Does
you know everything pretty you know pretty decently. But in
real life, if you could become like a somebody who
could do something like that, someone who could do you
know I could do. I can't. I can't wrestle the greatest,
but I'm I'm good enough that I can't. You know,
punch the greatest, but I'm good enough. I can't kick
the greatest, but I'm good enough. If you could become that,

(49:35):
you're just as good as a master. Who do you
think you'd last longer against a ninja or Kimbo Slice.
I don't think i'd even get a chance to say
a word with a ninja. Ninja would be like and
then with Kimbo Slice. The minute I said, yeah, I'll
fight him. But I saw this Kimbo Slice video where

(49:58):
he did. I don't know. I didn't watch a lot, Hi,
I don't know if he always rolled up in an
STUV and just got out and then beat the and
the and the fighters, yeah, and the fighters in the
in the in the videos. Yet he had never seen
anything like that. He rolls up in the car, everyone's waiting,
he just gets out, walks under the dude just goes
bamn and the guy was Donnie left, he got back
in the car. You know, I was dancing my ass
off in this episode, man, And apparently it's all the

(50:19):
same dance because Judy can't tell the difference between all
your different dances. Well, I was doing different days. I
was purouetting in this ship I've never done. I didn't
realize I had that skill. You really don't like Bonnie. Well,
it's not that I don't like your jealous of Bonnie. Yeah,
Bonnie is a good Turks jealous that Bonnie is so
good at her job. And it was this whole plot

(50:41):
point to get Lela Lee's character Bonnie off the show
because she got her own show, right. No, she hadn't
told anybody at this point that she had gotten her
own show. She had told me while we were shooting
this episode, though, that she was gonna go do the
pilot for Tremors, and she didn't know if she was
going to be able to or maybe it had already
been picked up. Also, People Got Mad, Holy Ship, People

(51:03):
Got Mass is a good movie. Guys, Tremmers is a
good movie. But compared to Jaws, come on, all Tremmers
is it's a remake of Jaws. On land. Don't give
me this bullshit. Don't give me this bullshit. Guys, I
love you all to death. I love you to death,
but come on now. But you come on anything on
the interwebs without someone getting upset down. You could be

(51:23):
like you should be like I love pasta and someone
will be like, pasta killed my father. You know you
can't like, you can't win. You said you didn't like
tremors as much as Jaws. People were like flipping tables. Yeah,
people got mad, dude, people got mad. Now. But when
you're dancing, and Judy and I are talking and she's like,

(51:46):
which dances that? And I'm like, that's his. There's a
sale on lotion dance, he said, or it could or
it might be his. There's a sale on lotion dance.
There's so many dances. And then I laughed when Troy
is ladling out the Sloppy Joe's and I'm like, it's
not like you're ladling out sloppy Joe's. And they cut
the Troy and I go, my uncle was a Joe.
Or you had a lot of Woody Allen moments, and

(52:09):
there's there's a lot of my my my uncle was
a Joe or like why like Joe? Or is a
position in the cafeteria you learn you learned sign language?
I did for that episode. It's gone. Now I'm gonna
be asked with you. I didn't remember any of this episode.
I've just remembered a little moments. I remember the Raiders

(52:30):
of the Lost Dark Thing. When that was about to happen,
I was like, oh, Shi, it is the Raiders of
the Lost Dark Thing. And I remember Troy and the
janitor in the eggs salad. Yeah, it's that's freaking gross.
And I remember we were all there because we wanted
to see how fucking gross it was. Now it says
on Scrubs Wicky that there was there was bets for
people to eat that egg salad after they both bathed

(52:51):
in it. I don't. I don't remember that, do you.
I would not have I don't. I don't remember that either.
That is disgusting. No, no, I know, just all up
in Troy's as crack, Oh my god. And I remember
him doing like a little slathering the he got more
into it. Yeah, I think Neil, I think important. I
felt bad for Neil, and it was like, I don't
want to be in this ship. Neil was like, you know,
we all had to do fantasies we didn't want to

(53:12):
do sometimes and Neil had to suck it up and
be in the eggs out. But Troy was like into it. Yeah,
he was like, Yo, if this ship works out, Troy
is gonna be a character on this episode. And because
of that, Joe Rose went on Troy, who played Troy
went on to be on the show for several years. Yeah, well,

(53:33):
he was funny fair. It all started with an egg
salad bath when Kelso says, I can't be pulling over
for those nylons that come in plastic eggs. My mom
used to have those when pant panty hills would come
in an egg and we'd steal him and play with him.
We'd like, I do remember that when it was have

(53:56):
fake Easter egg hunts with them. I don't know when
it is that women stopped wearing those, but like back
in the day, my mom always rocked those panty hose
with I wonder whose idea was that would put the
panty hose in the egg, right, it worked, It was
a great It was a great marketing tool for me.
I was like getting to get another egg. Mom got

(54:17):
more Mabox cars to put there. No one, no one by.
I didn't even really sell them anymore. Well do you
know if they even sell them in an egg anymore.
I'm sure they still sell them at like a Macy's
or something, But mid odds pantyhoes go out of style
and spanks came in and women just touch that whole
game up. So so women don't really wear I mean,
I'm sure seniors do, but do women not wear the

(54:38):
sheer skin colored nylons anymore? Yeah, if you have issues
with your legs, are performing or it's like a very
fancy event, you might. But I think it's specifically millennial
and younger generations are like, if they're wearing pantyhose, it's
like a fashion statement, you know. It was the idea,
was the idea that it was almost like a filter,

(54:58):
like it's just just without being obvious, smoothed out your leg. Okay,
I never thought about it until now. Something about a tushy.
I wrote down, Oh, the Laura's tushy. I just want
to wash it. Is that weird? Weird? It's not weird?
Hold on, hold on, hold on. You if you were

(55:18):
to see a nice tushy. You wouldn't think, oh, that
would be nice to give it a little scrubb a
dub to wash. Yeah, wash it. I mean, I don't
mean the crack, I mean the cheeks. Just give it
a little little polish. I mean, am I revealing my

(55:39):
own weird fetishes? I think that's great. I think I
probably improvised that too. It's probably on my mind. I
think that's wonderful. When I saw a Weird Science and
they were showering with Kelly LeBrock, I thought that was
very erotic. I thought, um, I thought that was one
of the funniest scenes in the movie. Remember when they

(55:59):
show I went there and she's showering and they're just
sitting in the corner with their jeans on and everything
like that. But I remember being young and thinking like
that was super erotic. Okay, we have a caller, our
dear listeners, and you know the callers are always fun.
We had Banks last time who was high as a kite.
Bank was on fire. He was smoking something good. And

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we will be right back after these words. Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Jacqueline god S Jacqueline Special. Hi, guys,
how are you welcome, welcome, welcome. Oh my goodness, I'm

(56:44):
so excited to see you, guys. This is such a wonderful,
wonderful thing. I've actually finished rewatching the entire series again
for probably like the sixth or seventh time. Look at
that adorable child. They just came in the room. This
is ms Ruby. Him is a moube. Ruby. My my
husband and I work opposite schedules, so we might, you know,

(57:04):
have a couple of Oh, that's fine, we both we
both love I don't have a good closet situation, like
we both love kids and uh and so don't worry.
Here she keeps peeking out behind you. She what does
her shirt say? What is your shirt? Your shirt? No? No,

(57:24):
don't make me mama. So, I don't know if you
guys were able to see the video, but I had
sent it to Joel of um Ruby singing the scrub
song because he can we hear it? Well, Ruby, do
it for us? Ruby, you want to sing it? Maybe
we can sing it with you Ruby, if you guys

(57:44):
want to kick it off and sing it with her. Ruby,
don't be shy which songs the song? This show? So
I had been watching it so much, Well, just by,
you know, cooking and doing stuff thing. She got ahold
of the theme song and there's a video of her
singing it. You know, I can't. Nice, Well, maybe Dan

(58:09):
could cut it in. Dan, could you do that? You think, Yeah,
there we go, We'll cut it in right here. I
can't and I know it. Wow, you got a little
bit of a New York accent there? Where are you
calling that? I so we just moved to Philly, But um,

(58:31):
I'm from Long Island. We just moved here. So I
grew up in Long Island. I'm a Long Island girl. Yeah,
we like your accent reminds us both at home. Thank you?
All right? Do you have a question for for Donald, myself, Daniel, Joel, anybody?
I do. I was wondering because when you guys talk,
your banter is so very much Turke and j D.

(58:53):
So I was wondering if there is some part of
your character that you played that you really had to
act the crap out of that, like, is just not
part of your personality at all? That's a good question.
I I don't know. I mean, I I don't think
it was. There was certainly parts that were hard to act,
but but I definitely think that over the years, the

(59:15):
characters really morphed with who Donald and I really are
as people. Um, because Bill would just go to our
lives and just write stuff that we told them we
did on the weekend and just pick things out. And yeah,
I mean it really was. It really did truly overlap
with who we are. And as you can see from
listening or here from listening to the podcast, you know,
the banswer and friendship we have is is very similar

(59:37):
to the two characters, right, well, it's very genuine. You
could obviously thank you that I like it when you
said talk because it reminded me of Jersey and uh
when I when I call home and everyone's like talk
walk chocolate dog. We gotta walk the dog every single
day at work. I'm not making fun of I'm making
fun of you. And Philly. They got accents in Philly too. Yeah,

(59:59):
but they don't have the island. They don't have Long Island, right,
they all love it though it's Long Island is very
similar to Jersey. It is chocolate. You don't even call
it Long Island. It's Long Island. It's a guyland. Coffee Talk,
remember there was a show on Coffee Talk talk about

(01:00:23):
talking talk amongst yourselves. For Clem talk amongst yourselves, it's
coffee talk. Um, alright, another question. I had one more question. Um,
I know you you guys are kind of Signed Field fans, right,
you guys have watched the show? Never watched an episode
of Signed I've watched. I've only watched a couple of
episodes of Signed Felt. There's a few shows listen. When

(01:00:45):
I was learning how to do sitcom stuff, I would
watch Friends and Sign Fell and stuff like that as
research and stuff, but as far as watching it on
the regular, not so much. And that's crazy because Seinfeld
is based on the building I grew up in. Uh.
I grew up with Kenny Kramer. I knew his daughter.

(01:01:08):
Larry David lived in the building. And I don't know
who de Sign Felt character supposed to because Jerry sein Feld.
I don't recall Jerry Seinfeld living in the building I
grew up in. But Larry David and Kenny Kramer, Uh,
you know, I know the real Kinney Kramer. I know
his daughter. I grew up with her. I've seen some
I've seen some episodes, but it wasn't it's not a show.

(01:01:30):
I've seen every single one, but we can probably still
answer the question. Well, okay, Well, the reason why I
brought it up is because, um, there's I just think
of like Scrubs as being in a time capsule in
a way, because now days you have computer at your
face all the time, all the answers are there, you
could look up anything. I was thinking of Seinfeld because

(01:01:50):
there's a specific episode where they are It's shot entirely
in a in a parking garage, and the whole episode
is them trying to find their are and find each other,
and it's like, there's no way that would ever work today.
And I was thinking that, you know, I don't know,
and I'm wondering how you feel about it. I don't
know if Scrubs would have worked as well if it

(01:02:14):
were shot today, with our social media and you know,
our phones the way that they are and just being
able to look things up whenever you want and stuff
like that. I just think, I don't know, what do
you guys think? I think Scrubs would have worked today? Actually,
I think it would have Actually, well, yeah, look at
what's going on right now. We would have been able
to tackle really crazy issues like COVID nineteen and you know,

(01:02:37):
racing for the cure for cancer and HIV. And if
you look at television, how on television now there's more
you know, adds to to make you feel better, but
to press you know, the pills, depressed the ship out
of you, or make you have suicidal thoughts and stuff
like that. I think all of these things, because of
where the medical field is right now, would have been

(01:02:59):
touching with Scrubs because we were a medical show. And
also we were groundbreaking too, Like you know, there're a
lot of shows took their cue from us, and so
if we had never come out back then a lot
of the tricks and stuff that we used wouldn't have
been developed, and so you wouldn't have seen them. So
I definitely, and they would have been brand new. So

(01:03:21):
I definitely feel like Scrubs would definitely. Yeah, I think
it's sent in today's times. I think where a lot
of that stuff would have been folded in, you know.
I mean, if you look at this show, there's even
in this episode there's a there's a pay phone joke,
um um. And and we had like the first generation BlackBerry,
so you're right, all of that social media existence wasn't there.

(01:03:42):
But I feel like it could have been folded in
and it's just Also, I think the show is so topical.
You know, people are always interested in in um in
the drama and the camaraderie of a show, of a
show like Scrubs, right, yeah, so those things are kind
of like, you know, just accessories to the whole story
of it. Yeah. I think I think there's a funny

(01:04:03):
joke in j D and Turk trying to go viral
with something, you know what I mean, that's probably what
they would have tried to do. All right, Well, thank
you so much, Jacqueline. We're gonna listen to you. Is
it Jacqueline or is it jacqu Lynn. Well, I really
go by Jackie jack Okay, Jackie, Jackie g thank you,

(01:04:23):
thank you Jackie. We appreciate you, thank you, thank you
so much. Yeah, you too. Be healthy. You know. At
the end of the episode, you pull a switcheroo and
Rob Maschio gets into the limo and Kelso deserves it
and Rob deserves a weekend with somebody who's really going
to enjoy. Now, what do you think happened on that

(01:04:44):
weekend in Mexico with Kelso and and the Todd I
think the Todd embarrassed the crap out of Kelso. Should
we ask Rob? Yeah, let's ask Rob. Let's ask Rob, so, Rob,
because you know Rob, you know Rob definitely your research
on his character. Do you know I feel good about this?
I have to imagine what the scenario exactly. So Rob,

(01:05:06):
here's our question. You know, we know that you were
so into every line you did, every moment you did
on Scrubs, you would rehearse, you would do your research.
So Donald and I have in our heads that you
probably did some recon what the character would be doing
in Mexico with Kelso? So, could you tell us a
little bit about what you and Kelso got up to
on your trip to Mexico? The big dogs not want

(01:05:26):
to kiss and tell, but there already was a no
kissing policy and placed down there. So it was a
nice little trip. We knocked out some pro bono work,
then we squeezed in some bone fishing, some motor boating. Anyway,
the Todd will be dr ks wingman anytime. Thank you,
Thank you. Rob. Um. All right, we did it right,

(01:05:47):
that's the episode. I feel like we did it, dude,
I mean you feel like we did it? Yeah? I
mean I I Daniel, do you feel like we did it?
Do it? Do it? Joel? Did we do it? It
was awesome? Guys, you did it. Do get a lot
of exciting guests coming up. We're gonna have Tom Kavanaugh
coming up from Thunders Loss for Tom Cavanaugh. Doesn't he

(01:06:08):
play a superhero these days? He plays a bunch of
characters on this show that he's on. He's on The Flash,
which is one of the shows that I do frequent.
I do love the show. I do love the characters
on this show. Yeah, he's a great actor. He's coming
on for two oh six, my big brother, and guess
what we got Heather Locklear ship. Yeah, I pulled that,

(01:06:29):
did it? Yeah? I did it? I did it. I
can make anything happen, Donal, I can make anything happen.
Really yeah, Heather lock and anything you name it, I
can have it done. Okay, World Peace right now, that's
what that's That's what this whole shows about. His World
Peace two oh seven Heather, and then Johnny c McGinley,

(01:06:50):
the Legend, coming on for two oh nine. Can't wait.
We're gonna try and get Dick Van Dyke, I mean, right, Joel,
working on that, working on that We're hoping that he is.
He is healthy and able and willing. Chay Serrano, everybody's
favorite guest is coming back on for two fifteen. We're
gonna try for Ricky Schroeder for to sixteen, Right, Joel,

(01:07:11):
we gotta do that. You and I should talk about that.
Jowell and I booked the guests. Donald doesn't well, I
just sing the theme songs. Here we are face to
face a spoons. Oh man, I love that show. Hoping
to find we two of a kind, waiting to grow,
waiting to show together. We're gonna find a way do

(01:07:36):
do do do do together, making a time each day
you'll learn all about the things you just can't fine
fine silver spoons together you and that was awesome. I

(01:08:02):
can't believe you remember all the lyrics to silver Spoons.
I got that one. You know what else? I want?
You know what else I remember? Nobody remembers this. Maybe
the world is blind? Didn't didn't didn't or just a
little and kind webster. Oh no, seems you can't be
sure dad and that that and dada of anything anymore.

(01:08:28):
Oh no, this will give it. You maybe be lonely,
but then one day you're smiling again. And every time
I turned around, I see the girl who turned my

(01:08:51):
world around. You don't know, fucking Punky Brewster. I didn't
get it. I didn't get it. Okay, maybe you know
this one. I bet we've been together for a million
million years? What is that? And I bet we'll be
together for a million more? What is it? It's well,

(01:09:11):
it's like I started saying, and on the night we cast,
and I can't remember what I ever did? What we do? Baby?
What is it? Out us? What is it? I forgot
family ties? Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, out of context. I'm sorry,
I forgot it. Where we're moving on? Not everybody? Thank

(01:09:37):
you so much for listening. We love you, We appreciate you. Joel,
tell him your your Twitter and she's very popular on
the Twitter. Joel, what is it? That's j O E
L L E at Twitter? And Daniel you'll find me
a DJ underscore d A N L. Yes, both of
those folks have very wise twitters where they are very

(01:10:00):
funny and smart and uh and please follow Donald on
Instagram for the love of god, your followers going up?
Are they going I think they're going up? And it's
going up, but it's going up. It's not going up
at the pace that I was hoping for. I was
hoping that everyone would jump on board. Donald. People are busy,
they have things to do in their lives. You know,
they're not just everybody's locked up into my house right now,

(01:10:20):
would you tell? But they're doing things. They're jogging there,
they have things to do. Well on your jog, on
your next job. If you're not following me during your
job and you're like, you know what, oh shit. Before
I put the music on, let's not forget. Click follow
Donald underscore aison, So I don't forget. Don't forget. Where
we have the theme. You can have the theme song

(01:10:42):
be your ringtone. You can just help be your notification.
I post pictures of Zach Braff. Listen, everyone with the followers,
everyone who follows Zach Braff. I post mostly post as
of late because of the podcast. I post pictures of
Zach Braff, so braft follower. If you're a Zach Braff follower,

(01:11:02):
just no, you can get exclusives on my page. Listen.
His last post was me and astless chaps. That's not true.
What would we do baby without us? I'll tell you
right now. Zach brafft I wouldn't be able to do
much no nourning it off. I want to say one

(01:11:27):
of the funniest I ever laughed in my whole life
is the episode of Family Ties when Michael J. Fox
turns the house into a hotel when the parents, he
turns it into Airbnb motel. When the parents are out
of the house and there's a big game in town,
everyone's filtering in because there's no motel rooms left in town,
and they steal the other team's mascot, and so there's

(01:11:50):
a kangaroo that's brought into the living room and they
trashed the house, and then the parents walk in and
Michael Gross in one of the best line readings of
all time. It cuts to commercial. First, that's the commercial,
and then Michael Gross. He can't talk to Michael J.
Fox the whole episode, and he finally finally gets up
to talk to me. Goes, you know, as parents, when

(01:12:10):
you go away, you expect it certain things will go wrong.
A broken dish, spilled milk on the rug, there was
a kangaroo in my living room. That's like, that's like

(01:12:34):
perfect sitcom. That is that is the timing. I'll never
forget the timing. It maybe want to be a comedic actor.
The timing was just masterful. Michael Gross also in Tremors, People,
There you go. It all comes back to tremor, comes
back to tremors. We love you, Stay safe, wear a mask.
Donald's counterson, Oh, no, I did it already. That's your

(01:12:54):
turn now. Oh we made about a bunch of docs
and nurses and the janitor who loved me him. I said,
he's the stories netball should know. So gather around you.
Here are gad around you, Here are spect for you.

(01:13:17):
Why your winds? And then do mm hmm