219: My Kingdom

On this week's episode, JD steps all over Turk as he tries to appear cool for the surgeons. In the real world, Zach and Donald return after a week long hiatus .

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi girls, girl, let me tell you I missed you. Mum,
I really knew, girl. This is how much I missed you.
I'm in Oxford, UK, and I knew that you were
swimming in my pool in Los Angeles when it was
one hundred and fucking fifteen degrees and I went on
I went on the app on my phone with the
security cameras and watched you swim. Oh my god, that's

(00:24):
a little scary. That's a little trustworthy. That's a little
like that sounds it sounds. It sounded cute at first,
but then it turned into in my mind, I wonder
if this motherfucker's taking my ship. Well, I'm out of town.
I never was. I didn't think you were robbing me.
I was watching you play. I was watching you play
with your kids, and it was so adorable and I
was just like, And Florence comes in, She's like, please

(00:45):
tell me you're not watching your friends play in your
pool on your phone, and I'm like, I might be adorable.
That's so much as I missed you. Well, I missed
you so much that I went to your house and
pretended I was hanging out with you in you went
to my house as hot as balls, and we broke
the La County broke the record for heatwave. H dude, Okay, listen,

(01:07):
you can say what you want to say, but it
is orange here. It is literally orange outside when you
look out of your window. It because of the fires
in San Francisco is worse in the Oakland Golden State area.
That shit looks like freaking blade runner too. Literally with
Ryan Gossling when they go to freaking Vegas, dude, it's

(01:28):
it is freaking nuts, yo. And then here it's got
like an orange tent. Everything is orange and you can
feel it in your fucking throat. You feel the smoke
in the air and in your throat, dude. And for
people that are scared of coronavirus, that was the first thing.
Like everybody in the house all of a sudden got
to tickle in their throat at the same time, and

(01:49):
we're all like, holy shit, do we have corona? Yeah?
What a flow? What I flow brought me up? You
know what? You brought me a moscow mule? Nice? Wow,
she Broughton, she brought you an ad shoon. I'm not
positive our moscow mule is gonna be called a day shoon.
So you don't. And if you need to change that
name to Adeo Shoon, dude, I'm telling you right now, dude,

(02:12):
change in universal language, a Moscow Mule needs to be
the Adeo Shoon. Now. I'm just worried that unless you're
let's say you're not a navid listener of the podcast,
but you've heard that Zack and Donald put out a
Moscow Mule canned beverage, you'd be like, oh, what's that
one of those guys, mate, You're not gonna be You're
not gonna have know what an a Dayo Shoon is.
I bet you they do. I bet you, I bet

(02:33):
you anyway. I love anyway. I love me a Moscow Mule.
I gotta say you love you some Myddeo Shoon. Hey, everybody,
I'm sorry. This is Zach Braff and I fucked up
my recorder so that's why my sounds sounded shitty for
the beginning of this podcast. But can you notice the
change now because I'm wise enough to know that I
fucked up my recorder. But now my sound is perfect.

(02:56):
But not only did I miss you, I miss Daniel
and I missed Joel Dan. I know you look like
your hair is growing out fast is possibly grow and Joel,
you look as magnificent as ever right now, as Hi,
don't we have a reporter joining us today? We should
tell the audience what's happening. Sure, yeah, Donald, we're being

(03:17):
interviewed by E Entertainment. They're this like a big news channel.
In the podcast has become so huge that that reporters
are clamoring to get into the room with us and say, hey, guys,
what is the key to why this thing is so popular?
And so we have a nice reporter from E who's

(03:38):
going to sit in on the show. Should we let
her in? Dan, let's do it? Is she here? What's
her name? Says Lauren Pister? Lauren, ladies and gentlemen, little
did she know, but welcome to the show, Lauren Pister
from E. Hi, Lauren, are you guys doing Welcome to

(03:59):
the show. You know, my producer, my producer, Joel, had
told me that you were just gonna hang out and listen,
and I said, no, no, Joel, that's not how Donald
and I roll. She's coming in the room. We're gonna
talk to her. She's gonna be You're gonna be a
part of the conversation. Lauren yeah, we were talking about California.
Are you in California right now? I am in California.

(04:22):
Smells like smoke. It smells it looks like it looks
like freaking straight up. It looks like blade Runner outside right, Yeah, yeah,
it looks weird orange. Not as bad as San Francisco pictures,
but San Francisco looks scary. Man looks terrifying, Lauren. This
is what we do. This is we sit. Donald sits
in his closet drinking something due. Yeah. Sure, Donald Donald

(04:47):
justifies to his wife day drinking when he does the podcast. Um,
I'm in Oxford, which makes me sound smart. Um, and
I'm allowed to drink because it's seven ten here. No,
Dan Daniels in New York. Daniel's in New York. Joel's
in la And we do this all over the world,
this podcast we bring it. Isn't it fine for everyone

(05:11):
to drink? If one person can drink? Yeah, that's what
that's That was the energy I was going on. Yeah, Joel,
do you ever disagree? Joel? Do you disagree? No? No,
I like these rules are very helpful rules. It's very
very helpful rules. Right. If one person's drinking, everybody is
allowed to drink. That's back in the United States of
America when we do our next show, Isn't that right, Joel? Yes? Absolutely, Okay,

(05:33):
So this is our last this is our last Intercontinental show. Dude. Yes, bro, Yes,
we're gonna all be back on the same time slot.
What's that, Lauren? Are you sure you want to come
back to the United States? Well, you know, Laurence, I
don't know if you're supposed to be commenting this early.

(05:55):
Have you heard some things? Have you heard some things?
Are we missing out on some things? Lauren from E News? No,
just just be general state of chaos. Are you talking
about the fact that the president hid knowing that the
coronavirus was a dangerous uh uh yeah, virus floating around.

(06:21):
He ran, He ran. That is the equivalent of that shit, right,
Isn't that the equivalent of it when somebody when like
in the movies, when the guy gets caught out there,
like in one of my favorite movies, which we'll talk
about on the podcast today, Camp Buy Me Love with
Ronald Miller, where he pays Cindy Mancini to make him

(06:45):
popular and everything, and then when he gets found out,
he kind of just runs away from everyone, you know
what I mean. I feel like that's what this dude
did when he found out that freaking uh that this
virus was. He just made it so that everybody wasn't
scared of it and kind of just ran away from
the problem instead of instead of dealing with it straight on.

(07:05):
That's just my personally didn't even work. Everybody was scared
of it anyway, not everybody. A lot of people caught
that ship because they didn't they would believe in what
he was saying. You know, all these motherfuckers that were
like hydroxy chlora quinn and fucking all of this stuff.
It's gonna save my life because the President doesn't think
this is that serious. All of you now know that

(07:25):
he knew and was lying. Yeah. Yeah, But as Lauren
knows from following the podcast on them, we tend to
stay away from politics on this. That's not politics. This
is fucking real life, dude, this is my life. Fuck this,
this virus isn't political. Let's not make this virus political
by saying because the President hid that shit, that it's
a political issue. Now, fuck that shit. That's fucked up.

(07:46):
He's wrong for that. He was wrong for that. I
didn't want to cause panic, Fuck you, dude. If that's
the case, denounce freaking white supremacy and let's talk about
let's talk about George Floyd, and let's talk about systemic racism.
If you don't want to cause panic, talk about that
shit instead of stoking nose fires and causing fights across America. Man,
don't come at me with this bullshit about we're not

(08:06):
supposed to be political, because this isn't a political statement.
This is real talk right now. Dude, we got somebody
in office who's fucking up, and it's fucking up majorly. Sorry, Lauren,
I don't mean accurage in front of E. I don't care.
I don't think Lauren wants us to change the show. Donaldson,
I feel like just as much as you normally do,
I feel like that's I feel like I feel like
the viewers of E might be a little upset that

(08:26):
I'm using such colorful words. But fuck that shit, dude.
This dude's an asshole for this. Man talk is partly
why you guys have kind of like been like a
defining feature of my quarantine, because I've listened to every episode.
I listened to every tice a week, so and I
love when you guys just like come out with it
and you're like, you know, it's not a political thing.

(08:48):
It's like people are dying, and but we still have
to like have a good time somehow. I guess I
think we will. We strive to do here is UM
for the most Obviously, since you listened to the show,
you know that we don't always succeed, but we we
strive to have this be UM sixty to ninety minutes
of taking people's minds off the horror show, because that's

(09:11):
what a lot of people have responded that they really
like about what we're doing is obviously we're talking about
the show we were on, and we're telling funny anecdotes,
but we're really just trying to just say, hey, we're
we're four friends that are hanging out and h and
shooting the ship and hopefully not talking about so many
topics that are that are so upsetting and uh, and

(09:31):
maybe just take your mind off it for a second.
But of course it overflows and it's upsetting and and
we can't help it be ourselves and reel at times.
Do you remember when all we had to worry about
was the coronavirus? You remember when that was just the problem.
Do you remember when that was it? And it seemed
like the world was fucking coming to an end. Look
at where we are now. Man, come on, y'all make

(09:53):
America great again, my ass man, Come on now, come
on now, come on now, let's get that green new
deal popping. Yeah, let's let's say a bit. And um,
and why don't why don't we we haven't seen each other.
We've been off for a week. And uh, I thought
it was very funny. Um when Donald and I announced
it on Twitter and Instagram that we're going to take

(10:14):
the week off just because we needed it, and people
most people wrote, you guys are deservant. Yeah. I feel
like now it's become a real word. I feel like
I might be blessed with when the Urban Dictionary it's like, Yo,
deservants now a word, dude. I just love that people
were like, you guys are so deservant. It made me

(10:36):
laugh and smile and uh and and we were deserving
because we've been doing this without a break. Um since
whatever the date was that LA was shut down because
Donald and I were about to start and go into
a studio. Now we did take a break. We took
a break when the whole George Floyd thing went down.
I'm saying, but we we we took a break at

(10:56):
the at the height of at the beginning of the
George Floyd mayhem, but we haven't taking a break just
for our own just kind of exhale. And I gotta
say I like it because it makes me miss you all,
miss you guys, And it makes me um. I don't know,
it feels refreshing to be like I feel like we
have so much to talk about and catch up on.
Um and uh and I don't know, it's a nice feeling.
It's nice to have absence make my heart grow fonder.

(11:19):
That is exactly what has happened. I thought about you,
each and every one of you. Not to Lauren, sorry
we just met it, but I thought about the rest
of you guys like a lot. Actually, I thought, Amen,
I want to know how to go with your girlfriend's parents.
Did they like you? They are oh? Oh Dan Dan Yeah,
uh they're great, They're wonderful. Um there, But did they

(11:42):
like you? I think they liked me? Yeah, I think
I think What's he's so challenge you? You're very sweet, Joe, Well,
how is your break What did you do? Slept and
it was amazing. Yeah. Yeah, I've had to let everyone
know that I needed some time to myself trying to
do this healthcare game. Um so I slept and I

(12:03):
cooked with my brother and it was amazing. I highly
recommend it. What did you cook? What did we um? Bulgogi,
beef bulls? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Justin's like an amazing cook.
So he goes all out and I'm just kind of
sitting in the kitchen like stirring things in the part
of the process that is delic That sounds delicious. Wow.

(12:29):
You know, Donald, you never counted us in were now?
You know, we usually counted, but we got distracted by
the excitement of Lauren being here and uh and just
catching up. Do you want to do you want to
welcome all of the listeners from all over the world back?
Were they just a beautiful number count into our magnificent
things about nurse Hey? What an episode? A lot of

(13:18):
good things in this episode, A lot of great things
in this episode. Yeah. You know, every once in a
while we stumble across one that has like, you know,
four or five different moments that we really remembered, like
the pimp walk is in this The Pimp Strut, the
original one of two pimp Struts, is in this episode.
Late Great Sam Lloyd has a lot of funny stuff

(13:39):
in this episode. Amazing things in this episode. But but
we're gonna get to America and the rest of the
world's favorite part. Let me get my notes. Okay, gotta
go run and get his notes. I'm gonna keep it
one hundred with you, guys. So the air conditioning went
out in my house. So it's been out for the
past two weeks now. Oh yeah. So and during the

(14:02):
heat wave, we went how did you live with? The
heat wave? Brought a bunch of fans and stuff like that,
and have been fanning the shit out of each other
in this house. These are the reasons you have friends
with pools, y'allah. One mistake that I took a screen shot?
Do you want to see you? Do you want to
see you playing? Yes? Yes, Lauren, you weren't on the

(14:24):
phone yet. Donald went swimming at my house and I
missed him so much that I went on the security
camera thing on my on my phone and I took
a screenshot of him and his family playing, and my
girlfriend walked in while I was doing it, and she's like,
please tell me you're not watching your friends on the
security camera play and I was like, no, I'm not.

(14:45):
I was. It's gonna be hard to see, but that's
that's adorable. She's like, she's like, tell me you're not
zooming in on Donald right now? I am looking how
much funny he's having. That's so cute. It was a blast.
It was a great labor with a Labor Day weekend
that we just went through Labor Day weekend. Uh. I

(15:08):
got I literally I literally watched you like throwing your
kids and having fun, and I and then I and
then I felt really like creepy and and then my
girlfriend made fun of me, and so I got off
and stopped water. Did you celebrate Labor Day in London?
Did you guys Labor Day in quarantine? They don't they
don't have that. Uh here, they don't have that holiday.
Did you, as an American in London celebrate Labor Day?

(15:31):
Bro Um? Well I did. I chose not to work,
and I thought, um, I thought, oh, I'm celebrating Labor
Day here by not working. I don't work. I'm on,
what are we doing? We're just we make this podcast.
I'm writing this screenplay that I'm that I'm hoping to make.
UM and you have a brilliant movie coming out. That
movie looks amazing. Talk about that, let's talk about let's

(15:53):
let's get into it. You Robert de Niro and Morgan Freeman,
A Meal, Jones, Tommy Lee Jones, a Meal. Also Eddie,
Eddie Griffin, Eddie Griffin. How did I forget the brother's name,
Eddie Griffin. This is a dynamite cast. Brother. It's a
really big movie from me, you guys, and UM And
you know, the trailer is really funny. If you didn't

(16:13):
see it, please go. You can see it on YouTube.
It's called the Comeback Trail. It's coming out November thirteenth.
It's you know, as if you're a fan of mine,
you know that a lot of the stuff I've done,
I've at least been some part of writing, directing or
or producing, and then of course the TV show that
we're all talking about. But for me, I never really
had a ton of opportunities to do a film like

(16:35):
this where it's it's literally me and DeNiro are partners,
and and it takes place in the seventies, and the
premise is really funny. It's about this this producer. DeNiro
plays this like really sketchy movie producer who's never had
a hit. The mob is after him because he owes
them money. And he he figures out that if he
kills his star while doing stunts and making the movie,

(16:57):
that the insurance check he could get would be way
more than any money he could ever make off off
of the movie. So he comes up with this scheme
that he's gonna hire some old, washed up actor and
make sure he dies doing his own stunts. Um and
and that's Tommy Lee Jones. So he finds Tommy Lee Jones,
who's literally playing Russian Roulette in an old age home,
and he's like, you're perfect for the part. And he

(17:19):
sets about. We said, I'm clueless. I'm like the innocent
partner who doesn't know he's doing this and uh and
he said, DeNiro sets about trying to make sure that
while we're making this movie, Tommy Lee Jones dies. Of course,
that's not that's not Hey, let's not give it all
away now. I'm not gonna give it all away. I
didn't give away anything more than it's in the trailer. Okay,
but it's just a huge opportunity for me and I
watching the trailer and I just can't believe it. I'm like,

(17:41):
I'm just smiling at ear to ear because I made
the movie a year ago, but watching myself like go
go go toe to toe with de Niro is surreal
and really cool. Well that's the one thing the trailer
doesn't show. The trailer doesn't show how much of it
is just you and DeNiro this whole movie, because being
your best friend to know certain things. But as much

(18:03):
as this is a movie with Robert de Niro, it
is a movie with Zach Braffs. So Zach Braff fans
out there will lose their mind at the genius that
is he next to Bobby d And I made it
rhyme on purpose. You're welcome, Yeah, thank you, thank you,
as Daniel says, you honor me, thank you. No, it is.

(18:24):
It is a really big deal for me. Um and
and so if you're if you're listening to this and
you didn't see me posted about it, please go check
out the trailer. It's called the Comeback Trail, and it's
coming out I think, I mean they say November thirteenth.
Of course, anyone with the movie coming out is going.
I think it's coming out. I mean, I don't know.
Who knows what the hell is gonna happen by November thirteenth. Well,
a lot of movies came out recently. Yeah, I guess

(18:46):
there's places of the country, and certainly here in London.
I know Tenant came out and um, and people are
going to the theater. Um did Mulan come out in
theaters over there? I don't. I don't know. I mean, yeah,
I mean, theaters are all here, so they have very
limited seating and they have all sorts of rules, understandably,
but they are there are movie theaters open here. Okay,
let's get into the show. Um, let's get into the show.

(19:08):
Great episode directed by Michael Spiller. And I don't remember
a lot of this one. I remember the highlights. Of course.
I remember the pimp walk because I think it's one
of the funniest shots in Scrubs history. I mean, first
of all, you have been talking that you thought you
were overweight in this era of the show, but you
look fit as hell. Dude. This is this is got
some nice titties you got. This is how Hollywood gets you, dude.

(19:31):
This is how Hollywood get you fucking listen. Before quarantine,
I felt like, oh man, I'm so out of shape.
I'm a heavy dude right now. I look back before quarantine.
I wish I looked like that. Right now, Because of quarantine,
I'd gained twenty pounds, and so to add that on
to where I was before, I wish I still looked
like I did before freaking COVID. I was felt I

(19:54):
was fit, as they say in London, I was fit Donald,
I was doing my thing, you know what I mean?
And now you know, are you uncomfortable with how your
body is right now? Absolutely? I'm so happy that I
don't have to go anywhere to show anyone. But that's
that's that's what paparazzo took a picture of you at

(20:15):
the beach. I feel like whale. Wow. First of all,
I'm asking I'm asking you first, who feel self conscience?
Let's let's let's keep it one hundred. If paparazzi has
taking pictures of me again, I don't give a fuck
what I look like. Dude, congratulations, phase on, You're back
on the motherfucking map. Paparazzi take pictures of my Hershey's

(20:37):
kisses and my big ass belly. It doesn't matter to me.
I just know I'm doing something right, especially during COVID.
If you feel like I'm the celebrity that you need
to chase down during COVID times when you could be
getting Ariana Grande or one of the Kardashians in the mask,
if you feel like chasing me down is worth it,

(20:58):
I'm yours. Well, I think they're going to be outside
your house. I think you and I once went to
Hawaii and we got followed and all these pictures were
taken of us, and I felt two things. I felt
annoyed because it just makes you in self conscious and
in your head that you're being photographed without knowing. And
then I really didn't like how I looked. I thought
I looked doey and fatum. And I just wondered if

(21:21):
that was on your mind, because you've been sharing with
our audience that you're not happy with how you're looking.
That's all I'm saying. I'm just I'm not happy with
what I'm how I'm treating myself in these times. They
say you go two different ways. Some people get really
healthy during this time and then some people, uh you know,
are like, well you know since I'm in let's let's

(21:41):
be comfortable. And I chose the comfortable path. And you know,
I just had my check up, and by the way,
it went great. I am healthy. I am you know
I got good cholesterol I got Did you get the
prostate check? I dude, I've already gotten a colonoscopy. No,
But did you get the finger in in in deep
in your poophole? Not this time? No, I didn't. My

(22:03):
next you're missing out. You can request it even if
you've had it, where you can say like, hey man,
I'm here, like give it to me. I know, I know,
I'm aware of this. This time I went. But why
did you skip? At your age? At our age, you're
supposed to once a year get your prostate checked, right,
You know I don't because they took a blood sample
of all of that stuff too. Uh. You know, he

(22:25):
got to go in there with his finger and he
touches the hole. That's not necessarily so anymore from what
I understand. But you could be right, and I might
have missed out on getting my prostate checked. Che We
just lost Chadwick. Oh my goodness. Well I've already I've
already had a colonoscopy in the last couple of years,
and they say, I don't need to get another one
for five years. That's your colon I'm talking about your prostate.

(22:47):
They need to put the fingers deep and touch it.
Why are you so Why are you so shocked? I know,
I know why my prostate needs to be checked. I'm
sitting here wondering why didn't I get my prost check
this year? Well, you got to have everything checked above
a certain age. I don't know when men are technically once.
I say, if you're an African American mayor once you

(23:08):
turn forty, you should go and start getting checked out
often and as much as you possibly can, especially if
you have insurance, because a lot of this stuff is
covered by insurance. I think you should get it done
as soon as possible. I don't know what age, Daniel,
Do you know what age you're technically supposed to start
getting the prostate check? Because I think we're joking about

(23:29):
it because he does go inside your butthole, but it is.
It is something that people shy away from but need
to make sure they have done because doctors pretty sure
it's the earliest age for prostates. Dot Org says age
fifty for men who are at average risk of prostate
cancer expected. Nope, sorry, that's the wrong fact. Hold on,
that's bullshit, I'm telling you. And it's well before that.

(23:51):
I would start at forty. If you're a man, that's
their fake doctor. That's two fake doctors giving you a
recommendation we're going to protect your prostate. Let him go in,
let him touch it. Donald likes it. My guy, I
happen to have a guy who makes jokes. He'll say
things like, was that as good for you as it
was for me? Your doctor probably won't do that. What
your guy? Who'd you? Guy? I'm not gonna say his

(24:13):
name on the out. His name is and he's sort
of a doctor that uh that kind of makes jokes
and lightens the mood a bit, which I kind of like.
He sometimes sometimes it's too much, but for the most part,
I like that he makes he has little witty quips. Anyway,
should we talk about the episode Donald for the love
of God? Yeah, get your time aer out here. We

(24:34):
go all right ready. Note, Lauren, as you know from
being our number one appreciator of this podcast, that Donald
we we we we had a little detour when Donald
said that he was gonna he was he had been
trolled successfully and he was gonna not do his his
sort of interpretation and what he got out of the episode,
He's gonna do a straight summary. Bill Lawrence was here

(24:55):
thankfully helped me shut it down everyone. Lots of people
on my social media Donald said, go back to the
old way. So here we go. Are you ready? Donald?
I hope? So here we go and go. JD gets
to be a surgeon for a week, making him one
of the cool kids. Turk gets to mentor his best
friend and what it means to be cool. Elliott accidentally

(25:16):
it tells Nurse Flowers she loves him. She thinks it's
no big deal until he starts abusing their new relationship status.
And doctor Cox plays a prank on Kelso that goes
so well. It opens the chief of Medicine's eyes to
how everyone in the hospital feels about him, how he's affected.
Surprise is not only Cox, but Kelso too. Sometimes we
take on challenges for pleasure, whether it be for ourselves

(25:40):
or others, but when you get down to it, it's
what it is, a challenge, and if not handled properly,
it could turn into real problems. Good intentions still have consequences,
for no good deed goes unpunished. Okay, now, very well,
it's very well said, and you're a good writer. The
game that you do it in thirty seconds impossible, impossible

(26:05):
this time impossible. That I had to make up for
last week. I had to make up for last week
and well two weeks ago, I should say I had
to make up for and I felt like I owed
it to all of y'all out there to do that,
and so I did. Well. I think it was well said.
You know, For me, this episode was was a lot.
I kept coming back to something every human being deals with,

(26:27):
I imagine um, and that is people being obsessed with
other people think about you and and and that's sort
of the one of them for me, the main theme
of this episode. It's funny. I was watching it going
sometimes I think about, oh, what's Donald going to say
in his summary, like what is the grand motif of
this uh episode? And for me, it really was everyone
is concerned about what everyone else thinks about them. That's

(26:49):
a that's a theme with Scrubs, though, like pretty much
every episode, we deal with the insecurities of how we're perceived.
On this on this show. JD deals with it all
the time. Elliott, that's that's like the focus of her character.
Same thing with Judy. Judy deals with wanting to be
liked by everyone. Cardless character. Same thing with Cox. We

(27:12):
know now the Cox is this broken man. It really
does this. This is the theme at least so far
of this season that you know, nobody's put together, but
we're in charge of saving so many people's lives. And
you know, that's that's real talk. You know, that's something
that we as a nation deal with. You know, well,

(27:32):
is it a nation or is it a human condition thing?
Because I think that we all have these busy brains.
And even if you're a super confident person, even if
you're fucking you know, the most successful confident person in
the world, I'm sure you battle these the self doubt
and worrying about how you're how you're perceived. I mean,
I you know, and there's so many times where someone

(27:54):
a friend of yours or someone will say like how
they were perceiving in a moment and it's completely different
than when you thought. And I think that plants down
in our minds we go, wait, am I you know,
because the way what we're thinking in our brains can't
always be perfectly accurate as to what how everyone else
is perceiving us, and that and that sort of makes
us I'm sorry I'm saying at universally makes me feel

(28:14):
insecure sometimes where I'm like, I don't know that I'm
I'm coming across. I don't know that I'm understood, you
know what I mean? Like, I don't know if like
I'm always coming across like I like, in my brain,
I think I am man. I'm sure you've had that
experience downard where someone's like their perception of what just
happened was so a hundred eighty degrees from yours that
you start to doubt, like, am I judging environments correctly?

(28:36):
Do you know what I mean? Yeah? No, absolutely. The
acting game is a perfect example of that. You know,
you put in your best performance and then there's somebody
out there, you're very proud of it, and then there's
somebody out there who says, you know, what you did
wasn't good. You know, but how you perceived what you did?
You put into all the hard work and you you
know you you you you you dug deep and you

(28:58):
and you thought you found something but then there's going
to be a bunch of people who don't see it
the way you see it, and you know, that's just
that's just how it is. And that's what makes if anything,
that's what makes people that work in hospitals human. We
put all of this pressure on our frontline workers. We
put all this pressure on people who work in hospitals
and stuff like that to fix everything and to make

(29:20):
sure they get it right. But at the end of
the day, they're human just like we are, and they're
gonna make mistakes and they and they do things that
aren't necessarily for us, but sometimes are for them, whether
it be good or bad. And it's it's important that
we as humans realize that when we put all of

(29:40):
this pressure on someone, that they're dealing with shit just
like we are. And so, you know, right, But I
don't even think it needs to be the heightened. I
don't even think it. I just think that it's just
a universal, like human condition thing. It's not even at
the obviously we're talking about a hospital show here. One
thing I do love about these characters is that they're
at least open to getting feedback, you know what I mean,

(30:03):
Like they're at least open to you know, I was
just when I was watching the show, everyone at least
at the end has kind of I mean, I know
it's a TV show, they have to learn a lesson,
but I was just I was just liking that the
idea of people being open to getting feedback, you know
what I mean. Like Sarah gets a lot of feedback
from Rick Schroder's character, Kelsel gets feedback from Johnny C

(30:25):
quite aggressively in this I get plenty of feedback from
from Turk in this episode. Like, I just like that.
You know, in so many situations in our lives, we
have people in our lives who, no matter how passionately
and calmly you give them feedback, they just don't hear it.
They don't listen, they don't import it into who they are.
Whereas at least in the show, it's kind of you

(30:46):
feel like, oh, these people are going to evolve because
their friends are giving them powerful feedback that they need
to hear. Right, But when you get feedback from other people,
you don't want to hear that shit, you know what
I mean? Sometimes I do sometimes, I mean, no doubt that, dude,
You and I have you and I have had like
arguments and heart to heart swear. Yeah, but because I
like to think. I like to think. But still i'd

(31:07):
like to think you said something that I that I'll go, okay,
let me and of course my family, my friends, my
my loved ones. I feel like there's plenty of times
where I'll go, okay, let me. That's might be a
tough pill to swallow, but let me sit with it, Okay,
let me let me see how I can make change.
I mean, you do that I've done. Yeah, I agree
one hundred percent. But to hear it from a random person, uh,

(31:30):
doesn't or someone who is an adversary, isn't necessarily something
that you know when when heard, is something that you
know you want to receive. It's just that's, of course
how it is. Of course it has to be, it
has to it has to be told in a gentle
way at times. So at one fourteen. First of all,
I never warn anything on this TV show other than
Blue Scrubs. Yeah, thirty seconds thirty six seconds in there,

(31:52):
I am in green scrubs alongside you. I'm going to
tell you something real quick. But I wanted to wear
the long John's underneath the scrubs honestly, and they told
me right away. They were like, no, that's reserved for Zach.
Zach is gonna be the only one that does that.
I had that in my e that in my contract
that I No, you did it, dude, No, you did it.

(32:13):
But you think I had any Do you think I
had any fucking contract negotiations. I was a fucking waiter
at a French tree. It wasn't like. I wasn't like
the long sleeves are only for me, or I won't
do the park. But I remember being like, I want
to wear some long sleeves and they were like, no,
we we've decided that, Jade. But that was a Carrie
Bennett thing. Ye yea our brilliant cost We didn't have

(32:33):
Carrie Bennett on this show. By the way, that's a
great idea she has. I want you fans to know,
by the way, that we we uh we we um.
We've got a lot of requests for Judy and Sarah
to come back. We tried with both of them. They're
both sort of busy right now, but we will be
getting them back, so um. The rest as short. I
also want to circle back real quickly since we want
to be responsible since we brought up a prostate cancer

(32:54):
and Joel has found the ages. It says forty to
have a prostate exam if you have a family history,
forty five if you're African American, fifty if you have
no family history and are not African American. But I'm
gonna tell you that I started getting them at forty
and I started with that we're gonna go to break

(33:14):
right back, and we're bad. Did you notice that three
fifty two the nurse pulls off the tail that's been
taped to my to my butt that someone has has
has pranked me with, and then she pats my bottom.

(33:35):
It's never discussed, it's never nothing, it's it has nothing
to do with the show at all. But the nurse
gives me a little pat on the rear. I think
it's I honestly believe it's a way to say that
these guys are all tight at this hospital. I mean,
I just thought, I just don't know why. I didn't
even know how it came about, Like I didn't even

(33:55):
JD doesn't even like turn around and be like no,
he accepts her, right. He The fact that he gets
tapped on the ass that was by Lynn actually olways Lynn,
Yeah yeah, one of our regulars. Yeah. Lynn gave me
a nice, a nice firm pat on the bottom. Now
let's talk about um. Sarah says I love you too.
She's talking about the CD because she's organizing her CD collection,
and then Rick Schroeder's character hears it as as an

(34:19):
I love you statement. That's always weird hunding relationship. The
moment when you're gonna say I love you. I mean,
these guys haven't been dating that long. The idea that
love would come into it is pretty pretty early. It
sucks when it slips out and you didn't mean it,
you know what I mean? And sometimes that happens. That
happened to you. How long did your relationship with Casey?
Did you tell you said I love you? She said
it first. Oh, it's over Astro Burger because we would

(34:43):
go to after Burger after the club every night. She
was she was fucking wasted, like she was, I love you.
She devoured a burger. Doesn't doesn't does the first? Does
the first? I love you count ladies and gentlemen if
you're shit faced when you say it, I don't know.

(35:03):
I think it counts all your thoughts. I feel like
once it said, you can't put the genie back in
the bottle. It gets out there, Like, how can it not?
It's been said, although if the person does. I used
to have a rule college that if I couldn't remember it,
it didn't happen. So dude, I once said it after
sex and I had just started dating the girl, and

(35:26):
it was because well, I was going through it. I
was divorcing and I was, you know, out as a
single man for the first time, and your first time
you had sex, you had an orgasm and you're like,
I love you and yeah, And after I was said
quite as after I said it, I was like, oh no, wait,
I love it. That we just did was amazing and

(35:54):
I love the fact that I'm doing that now, not
necessarily that. What did she say? What did she see?
Was like, oh, well this is really fast, but this
and I was like, what before we go down this?
And then I jumped in out before it was the sex?

(36:14):
It was I was I was blinded by the light.
Blinded by the light? Was he saying next? What comes
after that? Um? I know the real lyric is wrapped
rat Oh fuck? I always obviously everyone thinks it's wrapped
up like a douche. But what is it? Diant dan
revved up like a deuce? Another runner in the night?

(36:35):
Wrapped like what it's like a two cylinder engine revved
up like a deuce. I thought you said like a runner,
and I thought you said wrapped up like a deuce,
like like like a chosy, like a choosie, like you
wrap that know, you caught in the middle of the

(36:56):
night and you had to wrap that shit up like
oh shit? So what you thought the interpretation of the
song was you shit your bed and had to run
with What a romantic lyric for us it was? But
I always thought it was wrapped up like a douche.
But that's that's d No. I don't even know if
you can wrap up a douche. But anyway, that's we

(37:16):
have a we have a we have e here. I'm sorry,
Lauren for fuck's sake. No, enough's enough, Um Donald, what
did you think about bowling Flip? This is a This
is a fan favorite. People love it when Ted develops
this idea that he's rubber and your glue boin Flip.
I love Bloine. Flip boyin Flip has stuck with me

(37:37):
throughout life. There's a few things in Scrubs history that
is stuck with me. Boine flip is one of them.
Sows your face is another one. Yes, I use sow's
your face like I use point whip. Now, there's a
palm pilot moment here where we're all the nerdy medical
students who are all sitting around. Daniel. You've strike me
as someone who probably had a palm pilot. You cut me.

(38:02):
I never was it. It was kind of like the
first smart phoney type thing, right, yeah, yeah, and I
certainly didn't need it back then either. But yeah I
have one. But you can have your calendar on it
and it would go online. Oh yeah, I had my
calendar on it said go to school, come home from school.
Very okay, so feel important here here here's the question.

(38:22):
Now though, now that iPhone and Galaxy, I guess, are
the two major smartphone distributors, are you going to get
the Galaxy now that it does the Xbox on the
Galaxy screen? Oh? Um, like this, I don't know what

(38:42):
this is. What are you talking about? So Xbox now
has made it so that you can play Xbox on
your smartphone. Yeah, it's like remote play kind of stuff, right,
and all you have to do is connect your phone
to the Xbox controller and now you're in your Xbox. Right,
all right, that's cool. Can play on the bus, but

(39:04):
won't I like dream the hell out of your battery.
That gives a shit if you can play for an
hour if I use that thing to get Come on, now,
all anybody uses their phones for nowadays is to look
at the to look at fucking Instagram TikTok. Nobody does
freaking emails anymore on their phones. Donald and Donald and

(39:25):
Joel are watching the Wop video over and over again. Yes,
but this is another thing that I could go off
on for an hour. But there are definitely some things
about Android that I really like. But as as long
as I still have this this MacBook Pro in this iPhone,
I'll probably stay in the Apple family. And I gotta

(39:46):
tell you, I gotta tell you the reason I'm so
loyal to to iPhone is that I feel when I
send someone a text and it goes green, that our
friendship will forever be limited. We will never I don't know,
if I don't know, if anyone else when it goes green,
I go I don't And this is so shitty to say,

(40:06):
but I don't think that our friendship can ever go
to the next level if you're not Android. It's true
because now you're like left out of the same emoji categories. Yeah,
you can't get Getting into a group chat of iPhone
users with an Android is literally nightmarish. You spent like
days trying to figure it out, and finally we're like,
just go back to the Twitter group chat. It's not
possible because I don't want to I don't want to pay.

(40:27):
I don't want to pay to talk to you. I
don't want to pay to talk to you. And it's
free if you have an iPhone. But the minute you
don't have a limited texting, you have unlimited texting you
don't want you're talking about you still gotta pay for
data thought, don't you you don't have unlimited data? Yeah, Daniel,
Daniel's gonna help you get set up. You need a
better plan. No, Well, my point is, you know, when

(40:48):
a group you know, when you send a group when
you're not at home, that shit does not count. Listen, listen.
You know when you're in a group text and uh
and you send it to like ten people and there's
one fucker that makes it all go green, and you're like,
who's the asshole who made this whole group chat go green?
And I feel bad about that, Joel. Only for now,

(41:08):
I'm gonna get the new iPhone when it comes out
with it's supposed to come out this month and they
haven't announced a date yet. I do the whole I'm like, eagerly,
I want to get rid of this folk so bad. Oh,
I can't wait. It's gonna be a great day. Let's
talk about Donald at eight twenty two in his ballet outfit. Donald,

(41:29):
what were those moves you're doing? Bro, That's definitely something
that I picked up from, like modern dance class when
I was hilarious. And not only that, your faithe that
you had on that wig is hilarious. Dude, I'm gonna listen.
Like most actors, a lot of people would be like,
I never did debt, but as a youth, I've taken
so many dance classes, even if it was like one,

(41:51):
one or two. You know, as a kid, I've taken tap,
I've taken modern, I've taken ballet. I've taken all of
these dance classes to try and better my resume. When
you know, casting directors look at your skills and stuff
like that. If you've taken a class, you can say,
well I do botten or I do tap or you
know what I mean. And all I did was channeled

(42:16):
from all of the classes I took as a youth
into that moment and it was funny. It was funny
as shit. I mean, I wish I could see the
outtakes for that. I don't know if it's probably on
the blo the Blooper reel, but I mean I just
wanted to see more. I was cut too quick. I
wanted to see you dance, sit around in your fucking health.
I felt very spelt. When I look back at that.
Now I look at that, I'm like, wow, I was

(42:36):
in shape. Yeah. While we saw you when you did
the Pimp straw, I mean you had very you had
like a like a sea cup, and you looked firm.
Well you know, they look like a's but they really sees. Yeah,
they were delicious. Um. I I liked your wig and
then I had the long mullet on. Now I remember something.
I remember something completely different. When they meet in college.

(42:59):
I remember j D saying something and maybe this was
in the outtakes, but JD saying something like, I'm a
first level wizard, and I must be a different episode.
It's a different episode, but you're introducing yourself to j
D's introducing himself to Turk, isn't he No, I think
I'm in your roommate and I'm walking, I walk in it.

(43:19):
This is not the first time we're meeting. The first
time we meet is when I'm when we talk about
I thought we'd do a whole montage, and yeah, there's
a there's a funny montage, but it's not. I don't
think it's the very first time we meet. I thought
it was. I thought it was. That would have been.
I don't I don't remember. But um, I love the
mullet and uh and you and I in college and
every time we cut back there, I think it's so funny.

(43:40):
That's a great storyline. If they were to ever do
a re reuh remake of Scrubs, it would be great
to do the college years the college ers. But we
are old, our old asses in the fucking gigs with
a bunch of young kids all around us, and we're
just that's the bitch. Like that show Penn fifteen. You
ever see that show Pen fifteen? No, I have not.
There's two women playing fifteen year olds and everyone around

(44:03):
them are real fifteen year olds, but they play fifteen
year olds. We should do that ship hilarious, be so
good at that fun Donald Oh yeah, well yeah we
got the show, guys. That's that's the fucking remake. Um.
I noticed that Carla and Idiot really seemed to be
friends in this episode. That kind of struck me. I
was noticing you. We've been talking about how they their

(44:24):
their friends. Whip was sort of building, and now they're
like buddies shooting the ship with no animosity. She's giving
her advice on on Rick Schroeder, And I think that
our memory of how the two of them were just
dates to the first few encounters that they had in
the first season. But I really do believe that Elliott
and Carla are they go on to become the best

(44:48):
of friends. Yeah, But then I don't know, maybe maybe
I'm maybe I'm wrong on the timeline of it all.
But this just episode is I was making notes. It
remade me thinking, oh, they're really like she's confiding in her.
They have sort of an inside joke about She says
something about Carlo's humless breath or something. Well, they do
it a lot. They do it. They do it a lot.
When she started dating Rick Schroder's character on the show,
they you know, the two of them are talking where

(45:09):
she's like, she says, Carla, you know how I'm crazy,
and Carlo's like yeah, She's like, well, I'm having a
hard time keeping that away from Nurse Flowers, you know
what I mean. So they've obviously have developed a friendship. Yeah,
she confides in her How about how about Ted the
lawyer's reaction to ken dying When he thinks Ken So

(45:30):
Johnny ce changes puts a death date on Kelso's portrait
and then, oh my god, Sammy was so funny. He
was just like elated, he was he was a static. Yeah,
in the words of Mike Tyson, he was a static static. Um.
Let's talk about one thing. Ted's band is now doing
commercial jingles. Yes, do you know a commercial jingle he's

(45:54):
doing when he gets cut off when they're like you
deserve a break today? Do you remember what that's from?
D Right? My wife thought it was Disney, like Disney,
it's clo it's closed to Disney somewhat. What is it?
McDonald's at McDonalds. McDonald's man, they've had some of the

(46:18):
best uh jingles in the history. Do you know what
one of my favorites says, go ahead, big macfileet of fish, caught,
a pound of French fry, icy coke, thick shake, Sundays
and apple pies. Do you remember that one? No, that
sounds like a round speaking McDonald's. Are you gonna go
get a Travis Scott burger or whatever it's called? Do

(46:40):
you remember this? I'm so confused by the gray taste McDonald's.
Remember I'm so confused by the Travis Scott McDonald's collaboration.
Can someone who knows more about pop culture explain it
to me? Joel? You are maybe Lauren can she works
for eat Lauren? Lauren can't? She works for me? Like
no love Travis Scott man and McDonald's needs the kids

(47:02):
to come eat there because their whole lives they've been
like what was the documentary that they made about um yeah, yeah,
supersier size me. Yeah, So like these kids their whole lives.
McDonald's has been like persona on Grada, like it's gross,
don't go there, got your feet somewhere else, And like
Travis Scott can't miss like Cactus Jack, like his shoes
Nike were selling out like crazy. I just think it's

(47:24):
like a really brilliant partnership to try to like get
some of his fans in and there aren't seen employees
selling their like Cactus Jack McDonald's like uniforms for like
six hundred dollars online. Joel, do you like it? Uh?
You know, sometimes he hits in the rotation. But I'm
not like a stand. I wouldn't call myself of the

(47:45):
But that makes me know that you're on the same
type of hip hop that I'm on. The fact that
you called yourself a stan means that you're an Eminem fan.
It means like lyrical, like librical. You know what a
stand is, well, yeah, yeah, it comes from one that
comes from dudes. Yeah yeah, but I wouldn't call I'm not.

(48:05):
I'm not. I can appreciate what Eminem is doing in
his time, but it's not really for me. As I'm
telling me, you weren't on that I sit pack, I
sit back with the pack zig zags. And if you
want on that ship, you want on that ship. Sweaty
sweat already it is, you're telling me you're telling me

(48:26):
you wasn't down with I never meant to give you
much rooms girl. Around that time, I was really that
should banging too. Circus is really heavy. Nobody did you
guys here? Speaking of uh that Donald and I are introducing,
I don't know we're supposed to talk about this. We

(48:47):
can bleep it, so we Donald and I got asked
to via zoom because it's fucking the apocalypse. Um be
a part of the I Heeart Awards. What do they
call it? Yeah? I heard music awards like that, and
Donald and I are introducing, and uh, we need the
fans help thinking of how we should best. I think

(49:09):
it'd be good if it was like an inside joke
or maybe Donald, you dance because you danced so well.
I got an idea. I got an idea. We'll be
like this will be like, um, this next artist needs
no introduction, but to give you a hint, Donald and
I are both going to do one of his signature
dance moves, right, and then Donald, you do some insane
fucking move and then I'm like here I go and
I'm like, no, psych, I'm not trying to do that,

(49:29):
and because then you're making me dance and then we're
back at that little whole conversation that we had before
about how the West Wing didn't make do let Hill Dance.
I know, but you're such a good dancer, and I
wish the West Wing and mid Dulee Hill dance. Um.
Slappy Bag is your nickname that I given you in
this episode, which is hilarious. I have no idea where

(49:51):
it comes. Why am I slappy Bags? I don't know.
I assume we were out and everyone got hammered. You
weren't invited for some reason, and I made up nicknames
for everybody, and then I'm slappy Bag, and then you're
slappy Bag, and you walk off, and I go slappy Bag.
But the fact that you go, the fact that you
said to all of the guys Yo and turkis slappy Bags,
and everybody goes, oh, I totally see it. He's totally

(50:12):
slappy Bags. Now. The first time in this Janitor ever
talks to Cox is in this episode speaking of big
things that happened, that Cox even asks who are you?
He goes, who the hell are you? And he goes,
I'm just a man with a saw. But I mean
didn't even kneel. No storyline Neil's entire storyline in this
episode is that he has a saw. That this might
have been like, this might have been like gotten the

(50:33):
point the writer's room be like, I don't know, just
fucking give Neil a cordless saw. It'll be funny and
he'll make up shit, dude. The fact that right, he
has no storyline. His storyline is that he has a saw. Right,
And at one point he contemplates cutting his thumb off
because he has nothing to do with the saw. Yeah,
and then he cuts my arm off and it bleeds
outright Apple teeny, I mean talking about momentous moments. The

(50:55):
first time I order in appletey easy on the teeny,
Is this the first time we ever hear that JD?
This is the very first time that JD orders and
apple tiny, because you're you're highlighting that I'm a dork
and I should just embrace it and and and not
try and be something that I'm not. Everyone in this episode,
as we said, is sort of like struggling with trying

(51:18):
to be something that they aren't and uh and and
um and so my character, you're you're coaching me just
be who you are. And then I'm like, Okay, Apple
teeny Easy on the teeny there's a BBD shout out,
which made me happy. Anything new addition always makes me happy.
One of my favorite things growing up was new addition.

(51:39):
I don't think Sarah knew the song Poison at this
point that girl really boy yeah, because of the way
she sings. It doesn't sound like she knows it, like
it's that girl is Poison. No, but she's like she's
like kind of unsure where Judy is, like the song
goes puss and they do it kind of yeah, but

(52:00):
Judy can really sing where Sarah breaks glasses like when
um No. But I think Judy actually a song. But
maybe Sarah knew a song. I don't know. I don't
know that never trust. I don't know if it never
trusts a big button, a smile. But it's so it's vocabulary.
I'm just putting it out there. I have always trusted
a big button a smile, and it's gotten mean a
lot of trouble. All right. On that note, we need
to take a break right. Our caller is here. We'll

(52:23):
be back, Lauren. Are you excited. We're gonna You're gonna
experience the caller. Maybe the caller will have a question
for Lauren. We don't we don't know, we don't know
what's gonna happen, but thank you everybody for being here,
and we'll be right back. And we're back, and it
looks like it is a hospital. You're not gonna be

(52:45):
able to handle that. Last name, Donald, don't try it.
What's happening here? Tiffany de Lilah, I don't say, Tiffany.
Let's see if collar. I'm hoping that hasn't been some
kind kind of emergency. Oh, there's probably an emergency ceiling, Joel,
you brought it a coffee, No, Joel, Joel brought onto

(53:07):
someone who works in the hospital and they ran hi
an emergency. Was nobody there? Tiffany, Tiffany, Oh my god.
For those of you who can't see, obviously, we're looking
at what looks like an empty room. My gosh, a
woman just walked by, Joel. This is not a shining moment.
If only she knew what's on the computer screen behind her.

(53:28):
She's not connecting to her audio. It doesn't even look
like they're there. Yes, it's her headphones. Let me Lauren, Lauren,
I want you to know. Tiffany. Tiffany waving to her.
I don't even think that's her. I think, are you Tiffany?
She can't even here here? This is the best. Okay,

(53:51):
you get frozen lady who's not moving, she's in scrubs.
We didn't wait come back and just like staring at
the computer, like what's going on? Her vibe is very
her vibe is very where. I don't know. Yeah, well,
we don't know. We don't. We don't know what's happening.

(54:11):
She she's sitting there going is that? Is that your well? Monique?
Oh my gosh, there we go. HEYI turn on your audio.
Where's Tiffany? Tiffany? Tiffany? Hi, Tiffany? Hey? Hi? Oh my
did happen? Yeah? Are you? Hey? Timmy? Where are you?

(54:36):
Where are you? Where? I'm at work? But where work? Wow?
Love it? But you're in what state? Louisianna? No, no, no, no,
do it out there so everybody can hear that you
are not working right now, we're supposed to be saying
happy birthday to Eric Thomasee. Yes, he walked into a

(55:00):
patient's room. So are you guys dealing with like crazy
COVID shit right now? Oh no, we're over it. You
guys are over. Yeah, I hear that. I thought you
had I thought you had a beard and mustache with
your mask because it's black, and then you looked like
you had a beard and mustache. Should wait, Tiffany, you

(55:25):
know it's Tiffany. Is this a surprise for somebody? It was,
but it didn't work out that way. Okay, So do
you have a question for us or do you have
to run off and work? Are you a nurse or
a doctor? I can't tell what's happening over there? Um no,
I mean I had a second. Okay, well about yourself, Tiffany. Well, Tiffany, um,

(55:49):
you know, do you have a question for us or
is there any aspect of your life that we have
Lauren from E News on what we have. We have
a very fancy reporter here who can also answer. Tiffany,
you're also on E News right now. I bet you
didn't know that. Y um No. I mean we uh,
we were wondering. We're talking about the relationships between you guys,

(56:11):
and so how did y'all keep that straight? Because even
watching the episodes, now, y'all are very very close. I like,
how do y'all when you say, how do we keep
that straight. Do you mean, like, how do we not
slip over into being yay gay? Well no, not y'all,
but just like I mean, no, but between uh you know,

(56:37):
between Sarah and all the other characters that come on.
When y'all spend a lot of time together, you get
close and behind the scene. Oh no, girl, come on. Okay,
So I learned a long time ago. Never ship. Yeah,
well not only that, never ship where you eat and
that can cause a lot of problems. Is that what

(56:57):
goes on, Tiffany? Is that what goes on? Tiffany? Is
there in your hospital? At your hospital right now? Oh
you know, there's a secret code. But uh, you know,
because we knew. We we were told when we were
training to do the TV show that lots of doctors

(57:18):
and nurses and people in the hospital. They're there late nights.
Lots of romances occur. Yes, it's it didn't happen much
on our show. Uh, there were a lot of romances.
And except for those stunt people that fell in love. Yeah,
some people that fell in love the sound department and
the grip department got married. They have kids now, Teddy

(57:42):
and oh oh that's right, one of ours. That's that's
that famous video, right, yeahs video are part of the proposal.
I love that there are there are relationships that have
gone on to become Yeah, that's that have started from uh,
that have started from the work environment that we had

(58:03):
at Scrubs. But as far as me Zach Sarah Judy,
uh No, it's got like Zach's my brother. I don't
want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.
Occasionally I occasionally caught feelings. I caught feelings for you, Yeah,
but we never took it to the next level like
we need as because we don't shop where we eat, right,
we don't ship where we eat. We kept the ass

(58:26):
Tiffany and Tiffany, I think you might be a good
candidate to have us fix your life because this is
a very new segment that we do on the podcast.
And we've got Lauren from a News with us and
we have but we have we have she is eager
to fix your life now, Tiffany, anything anything in your
life that's going on. It could be a relationship issue,

(58:48):
it could be anything that you need help with. We
are here and we're gonna give you advice and fix
it for you right now. It could be something big
or small. We we Donald and I are trained fake doctors,
and we have we have we have we have Lauren here,
who's u who's very smart? Oh wait, hey, is it

(59:10):
your birthday today? Oh? Yesterday? But thanks? Happy be birthday day,
the big wappy birthday four? Oh you cotulations, congratulations and
the words of Stevie wanted a happy birthday too, good,
happy birthday too? Yeah, happy birthday. What's going on over there? What?

(59:36):
What type of medical establishment are you guys all working in?
This is a cardiology clinic? Oh? I see, so when
you when you had to go see a patient that
that person really needed some attention, it wasn't like you
guys are you know? Well, some of these are just
follow ups. They come back, you know, once a year,
check on things, preventative stuff. So well, so we've gotten

(01:00:00):
to the point of the show where we want to
fix one of your guys lives. If Tiffany, do you
have something that needs fixing or maybe one of your friends? Yeah,
where to start? No, I mean we just school just
started over here, so that's my main big stressor right now,
just trying to get the kids. Do you guys all

(01:00:22):
have children? Well? Uh, yeah, yeah, and you guys are
all having to deal with daycare while you're away. Yeah,
because we had baby said I've fallen through and you know,
still got to come to work and well, yeah, you
guys are all essential workers also, so there's there's that

(01:00:45):
how old are your how old are your kids, Tiffany?
Mine are ten and seven? Okay? And are they able
to attend a school in person these days? So they're
going to school? So yeah, so that helps, then, doesn't
it do it? So that helps though, then doesn't it
that help now? But it wasn't like that for a while.

(01:01:06):
So you guys were what were you guys doing too
to combat um, you know, not having I mean we
had multiple babysitters. I went through three of them. So wow,
are you going to daycare? They still daycare is open
and so it's just whatever you can do. That's really hard.
And how do you feel, because you're in the medical profession,

(01:01:29):
with them being back at school, do you do you
are does that make you anxious or do you feel that,
um that they'll be safe there or and the precautions
that the school is taking enough. I mean, I hope
I'm hoping, but you know, well, you like now, he said,
we're all over everything. We're ready for it to be over.
We just want to get back to normal life. Uh well,

(01:01:53):
that's tough for you in the medical profession. You guys
all know how difficult that's going to be to get
back to normal. Uh. Any, there'll be a new normal,
I think. I don't necessarily think they'll be what it
was before. Like, but yeah, no, I hear you. I
imagine it's I imagine it's a relief to have the
kids back in school and not have to worry about,

(01:02:14):
you know, who's taking care of them while you're at work.
I mean, it's I'll worry, but we'll just have to see.
You're a legit in your closet. Where did you think
I was when I said that, I was, well, I
don't know. I mean listening for a long time. I
figured you to get a new spot by now. But

(01:02:35):
it doesn't work. That's fast. I wish it worked that fast.
I wish life moved that fast. I wish people were
like I wish money came to people that quick. I
wish that life was that way. You know. No, h Well, Tiffany,
you can't beat the sound quality that comes out of
Donald's walking closet. It sounds great, rich and warm. That's true.

(01:02:56):
That is true. Do you want to introduce your friends
that you got with you right now? That's what's happening.
I have to say. Um, I grew up watching Scrubs
when I was in medical school, and so good relief.
We sit around all of us and watch it and
see the ups and downs. Um and so I've all
this new young twenty some year old employees. So we

(01:03:20):
make them, we make them watch Scrubs. Here, understand I
appreciate that. So they're not the fans, you're really the fan. Well,
I mean I was I here up watching it, but
I was twelve when it came out. You make me
feel so young. Thank you so much. Um. Well, I

(01:03:44):
don't know that we can fix your life, because that's
the problem you brought up. Donald. This might be the
first time we're not able to fix someone's life. Because
I think we fix her life. I'm going to be
how do we fix why? We just talked to her
about her conundrum with her children going to ye and
I think that right there was enough for her to
be like, I feel better about it all. And yeah, yeah,
you know you're welcome, Tiffany' you're welcome, You're welcome. Thundersupplause,

(01:04:09):
dan Um, All right, well we gotta get going. Thank
you guys for coming on the show. I'm glad we
were able to fix all of your lives and uh
and happy. Okay. I don't know about that one, Joel.
I think that was a bit of a disaster. I
thought that woman, that woman, with all with all due respect,

(01:04:32):
she seemed legitimately bothered and annoyed to be having to
talk to us. I'm let to go with her favorite
shy and like maybe a little overwhelmed to be in
your celebrity. She kept doing she kept doing this, Joel. Yeah,
I mean, I mean, Joel, I will try harder. Let's

(01:04:53):
work on getting a time when your schedules are actually okay,
well no, but and they were. She had nothing prepared.
She didn't really have a question other than did we
all sleep with each other? And then that's what she
was going for. She was wondering who got down with who? Yeah,
and then uh, you know, she didn't really have anything
that we could fix, because we can't fix Corona. Sadly,

(01:05:13):
if only we could, if only, oh dude, will be
better next week. We've got good stuff lined up for you. Hey,
So JD walking down the hall saying hi to everyone,
after becoming popular for after throwing j D, after throwing
turk under the bus. You know what that reminds me of?
Can't buy Me Love? God, I don't remember any of

(01:05:34):
you guys seen camp Buy Me Love? Yeah, yes, Cindy Mancini, Lauren,
have you seen it? Anyway? It's about a kid who
becomes popular after he pays the most popular girl in
school to go out with him, right right and the
day so they she agrees to do it, and they

(01:05:55):
date for a one month and at the end of
the month, he's so popular and they agree at the
end of the month that they break up. Right, but
he's so popular at this point that she's kind of
caught feelings for him. The school really likes him. So
they break up and she says to him, you know,
just whatever you do, be yourself tomorrow, because you're now this,

(01:06:16):
you know, infamous single guy. You're now this famous single
guy in high school. And he walks into the school
acting exactly like JD. That's right, I'm here. What's something sack? Oh,
let me give you some high five, Oh my dude,
and giving everybody hugs and he has his own handshake
with everyone and everything like that now And it was
that moment that JDB when watching this, I was like,

(01:06:38):
holy shit, JD for popularity becomes the biggest asshole on
the planet just to be popular. He's willing to take it.
It went to his head. It went to his head
like it like that, all he needed was somebody to say,
oh shit, you're not the weakest link in this group.
Turk is the weakest link because he liked dance, you know.

(01:07:00):
And then and then it ends. It's funny you mentioned
in the eighties movie because it reminded me at the
end of sixteen Candles when Anthony Michael Hall is like
King of the Nerds, right him? And is it John
Q Sack But no, in his band and his group,
it's him. Yeah, he's like nerd posse. Yeah, he's like
one other dude. Yeah yeah. And then like that when

(01:07:23):
the episode ends with like Johnny Castle asking me for
my nasal spray and uh we did this shot actually
was funny and were I was sitting on the dolly,
I remember they were like, how are we going to
get him to just levitate and and you know the
camera dolly we we we put the camera on has
a silent hydraulic lift to it so you can raise
the camera silently. And I just sat I remember they

(01:07:45):
put like a little cushion on it, and I just
sat on the on the end of the dolly as
I rise up and I'm like, I am King of
the Dorks or whatever it was. And uh, it reminded
me of that moment of in sixteen Candles where Anthony
Michael hals or like King of the Nerds. Yeah, Anthony
Michael was the King and the Nerds in sixteen Campbells
for some horrible reasons. But we won't get into that. Um.

(01:08:07):
Let's also talk about JK and who's the guy helping
JK when they're moving Kelso's office. Who was the other
guy because he was with us? I forgot his name,
but he was another regular. Yeah. And also, did you
notice when there's a shot in the when Aloma is
when everyone sort of looking at Kelso's portrait that says

(01:08:27):
he's dead. Now, there was a shot of a bunch
of our regulars. You had Mickhead and you had Deonte, Yeah,
and there was somebody else I wrote down, Um, oh yeah,
Aloma obviously, but there was like a whole bunch of
our regulars there. Yeah, Mickhead getting more and more screen
time as the show evolves. Mickhead turns out to be

(01:08:48):
one of Bill's assassins for this episode. He always came
through with the right way of saying his jokes and
his lines were all He never overdid it not for
this episode. You said for this episode, you mean for
the series. I'm sorry for the series he becomes. Just
for all of the fans out there who who've watched
the show, just watch how much more screen time Mickhead

(01:09:11):
gets as he's introduced as Mickhead. He just you know,
Frank was one of those guys that never overcooked it
and he never undercooked it. He always stayed on point.
And so now at the time, you'll start seeing him
more and more in the show from from this moment on.
All right, that's the show, Gang. I think we did it.
I think, um, I think Lauren had I mean, Lauren,

(01:09:33):
is it safe to say that you had an enjoyable experience? Yeah,
this is amazing. Like I was just watching the podcast
and I kept forgetting that. I was like, I was interactive.
It's an interactive podcast, Lauren. Now, we're glad you're here,
and um and thank you to our amazing producer Joel
and of course Daniel. Even though you know Joelle's allowed

(01:09:53):
to misfire with a guest every now and then. Guys,
I'm sorry Joel's fault that the guests were unprepared. I'm
sure they've been emailing her non stop on some stop.
I meant that I felt like that woman would have
had no different attitude if she was taking one of
those DMV courses where you've gotten too many points and
you have to like go through the fucking checklist. I

(01:10:16):
feel like I feel like what I feel like. I
feel like when the doctor said, when the guy said,
I grew up on Scrubs and I make everybody watch it,
she was one of those people that he makes watching. Yes,
I honestly believe that's the honest, goodness truth, but but
I feel like she was. I don't mean that everyone

(01:10:38):
has to be like effusive and excited to be on
the show, but it's hard to get on the show.
Joelle fields hundreds of emails. I think when we finally
pick someone, they should at least seem seventy percent interested
in being on the show. I will, I will say this,
no mug for her. You know what? You know what?

(01:11:00):
In fact, Joel, pick up a mug and smash it
on the ground. This could have been yours, Tiffany, But
you not only not only are we not sending her
a mug, Joel, I want what would have been her
mug smashed on the ground. And then, Joel, I want
you to take I want you to take one of
those fake doctor's real friends masks and uh and and

(01:11:22):
burn it and just burning your fireplace. Oh gosh, good lord, way,
way do you guys? Where do you guys? Hear the
fucking merch we have coming? We have beach towels coming,
we have washed clogs coming. We're talking about we're talking
about wrapping paper. How great would it be this Christmas,
this Hanukkah wrap yourself and this this quanza to wrap

(01:11:45):
your present for your family members, this rasha shana to wrap.
We don't give presents on Russia shan On, you don't,
but no, you can stick. What about Ramadan? Did they
get presents on Ramadan? I don't know. No, I don't
know either, But Misha, we really need to get up
on our on our religious holidays. Amen, Amen, Amen, Um listen.

(01:12:08):
I played Toby Sebastian on here one show, number one Lover,
and everybody loved it. Got such great feedback, and so
I thought we'd play another jam, another hot jam by
Toby Sebastian called Train to Mexico. Really good song. Um
and uh. It's on my workout playlist and on my
party playlists, and I think you guys will really like it.

(01:12:30):
So thank you everybody. Lauren, thank you for being here. Daniel, Joel,
you rule as always. Donalds. I miss you so much.
I can't wait to watch you swim in person and
not on my security camera. Zach. You know when you
come home. Of course you have to bubble for a
little bit because yeah, two weeks travel and all of
that stuff. But I can't wait till we are back
in a bubble together again. I am going to, uh,

(01:12:52):
I'm probably gonna just just mount you. I'm gonna mount
you once once. Once it's once, it's once, it's time,
and I will accept and see said mount said mountain.
All right, Thank you guys, We love you all. And
here is the very talented uh Toby Sebastti trained to
Mexico and down three hundred miles live. The old coach

(01:13:13):
said she had flowing up with shy to leg trying
to mix it. I went round mexicoach trying to call round.
I don't know why I'm being I'm crissy man seeing

(01:13:37):
and you see that by singing bye? Why have you
see that? Sing by? Why I done? And begin? She said,

(01:14:03):
I'm gonna skip town, getting sitting tired. You're missing the unless.
She said, you're moving to the left and I want
to be right. She hit it. Why I'm not a
dressing side Ilexicol Trunk called the brother bood. I don't
know why, because I've been at the time. I can
tell that you live on acause I'm begin miss hill

(01:14:27):
and seeing. Why can't you see that? I cried, bege
me a singing by don and I didn't. Why I done?
And Bigin bye? And you see it? I pray by

(01:14:47):
me sitting by, and I mean, why do bigin? Who? Who?

(01:15:21):
I'm a chihuahua and I'm stay in the mine. So
the boss that you're knowing inside, I didn't do that that.
I'm leaving my mind. I say, she saw that you're
posted alive but a chip to the Kennon Listide. I
didn't feeling that I'm leaving my mind seeing it? Why

(01:15:49):
can't you see that I give me? And sitting by
and I why? I say again, by then you see it?
I by? You need see by? And why seeing it? By? Then?

(01:16:15):
You seen it in a brown man? You need see
the by? Why time being? Why then you see it
in a brown Why I did? Why beg