501: My Intern's Eyes

On this week's episode, JD gets interns! In the real world, we went to DISNEY! Plus, Zach quizzes our musical knowledge and we gloriously kick off season 5.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you like my new camera angle? It's great. Camera
angle is still the same. Why are you not using
the fancy camera that they gave us because I use
that for animation though. Yeah, nice, you took the fucking
iHeart sony camera and don't use it for the What
if we want to one day put these on YouTube
and you're gonna look like that and not high deaf?

(00:23):
That's fine with me. You don't give two f's. This
camera's high deaf is just no, No, that camera sucks.
It's just not four K bro, that's all. You look
pixelated compared to me. Look okay, but I guess you know,
I guess it's okay. Let's talk about Disneyland. We went
to Disneyland. Oh so serious? Fuck? Did oh my god?

(00:46):
Did you have fun? Joelle and Donald made lightsabers? I
did make a lightsaber. I got missy eyed in there.
I cried a little bit. It was crying there for real. Yes, listen,
didn't he have to give those performers a raise because
they really sell the experience, Like there are moments like
when you take out your credit card, you're like, okay,
I'm not in the Star Wars universe. It's broken but
then they take you through like a dark tone on

(01:09):
a secret room and the lights change in their sound effects.
And I don't want to spoil it if you're gonna
go to Disney, but magic really happens in that room,
and then you leave with a Joe Pass lightsaber. It's
I already booked tickets to go back to Well, you
should have seen Joelle and Daniel because Donald has been

(01:29):
there a zillion times. Take in the Star Wars world
these guys. It was amazing. I felt like I felt
like a proud parent watching my kids digest Disney for
the first time. It was amazing, magical. Seriously, I don't,
I do want to say that I was disappointed in

(01:50):
the Spider Man ride. Oh really, you guys weren't there
when we did the Spider Man Ride. No, but Donald
your thought. I know you're probably not gonna say anything
negative about about the mar universe, but I didn't think
the ride lived up to any hype. It was fun. Um,
it was the exact same. It's like they bought the

(02:11):
toy Story ride and just read and rebranded it with
different stuff. The best, the best ride in the changing
the subject. He changed the subject still and always will
be the Guardians of the Galaxy ride. Oh okay, so
the stra not Rise of the Resistance. Not Rise of
the Resistance. I mean, yeah, that's a great ride too,

(02:34):
It's it's but the best ride in the park still
is Guardians of the Gallet. You just see most geeked
when you drive the Millennium Falcon. That's when you came
out like, well, I was just trying to see how
many coaxium you guys gotten. You guys only got one.
I got two. You know, we don't know all the secret.
We were not the first people to drive the mill
There there's no sequel. Yeah, you know, I all you

(02:57):
owned your skills. I was one of I was, if
not the first, the second person to fly the Millennium
Falcon at Disneyland, California. I'm not necessarily supposed to tell
anybody that, but I did anyway, and now the whole
world knows. The whole world knows. Donald. You know, I
think I got in trouble for that too, because I
told everybody at celebration. They told me, and uh and

(03:19):
and Bobby moynihan, who also flew the Millennium Falcon that
day at celebration in Chicago, don't tell everybody that you
flew the Millennium Falcon And I was like, okay, I
walked out on stage at the Star Wars show and
I was like, I was the first person to fly
to Millennium fucking um. One other things were really fun.

(03:42):
Idea was how was Rising the Resistance. We didn't write, Oh,
we didn't get to do it because it broke down.
Apparently it's so complicated that it breaks down a bunch.
I was too, you serious, Yeah, and um, I'm sure
that fine, but it's very hard to get to get
to get on it. And then and then when we
all we had a slot, it broke down. Wow, okay,

(04:02):
well low key, I'm thankful that we we Then we
loved when we did because I was thinking, I was,
you know, I wasn't going to pressure Joe Well into this.
But as the time kind of ticked longer and longer,
I was like, Okay, we want to leave around four,
but we'll do Rise the Assistance at four, then we'll go.
And when they said it's going to be closer to
five to five thirty, I was thinking, maybe we can
stay another hour, but that's a long time. We're gonna
hit crazy traffic on the way, but seven or eight

(04:25):
it was it was so hot. It was the hottest
time I've ever been. The guys, we would have been fine,
it would have been all good, but we made one
critical era. What's that we drank the margharitas. After the margharita,
everybody got tired. After the margharitas, everybody was like, I'm
ready to go. Second, the second he got to California Adventure. Listen,

(04:48):
I've barely been drinking. But the second we got to
calif Alifornia Venture in one hundred degree heat, I saw
the margharita stand and I was like, we need frozen
margaritas now. And then we had like frozen margharita's. And
then all of the sudden, Verm was like, Oh, I
want to go home. I want to go home and
be My kid was so pissed off. My kid was like,
wait a second, we got two more hours, Dad, I

(05:11):
want to go to the Rocky moment, he was about
to get on um what's he was on Space Mountain
and he felt we had just eaten. So he was
like his stomach was rumbling and he's like, I can't
do it. I can't do it. Then they all went
on Space Mountain. They came off Rocco literally have a movie.
Let's out a huge burp, and he's like, okay, I'm
ready to go on Space Mountain. Love it? Did that?

(05:36):
Did Henry ride the in credit coaster? Um? Yes, yes,
Henry had never been on an upside down roller coaster
and uh and he finally conquered his fears and did
it next to Uncle Donald. You know, the first time
we he ever went to disney Land was with me
and he was seven years old, and I tried. I

(06:00):
had to convince him to get on the roller coaster,
which was then the California Scream, and he said he
didn't want to do it. Right flash cut two. Now
I have a seven year old and my seven year
old is it was like, I'm getting on this ride
so to make up for missing it when we were

(06:23):
when you know, all these years ago, fourteen years ago
he got. I got to ride with Henry this time.
That was sweet. By the way, the funniest part of
the day was I mean, there were so many farthing
parts to day. I laughed my ass off. But we
bring Wilder Donald's little girl. How old has she done him?
She's six, she's six into the Haunted mansion, and she's

(06:43):
like not feeling it. And then all of a sudden,
we're in that first elevator part and there's a giant
like witch scream and Casey goes, oh, Joel trying to
convince Wilder than it was. Joell, being silly, I thought, Okay,
so I really did scream in there? What she was

(07:04):
actually like, Joel is screaming? Screaming? Did you do a
big witch cackle? I did? Oh it was you. I
totally miss Reddy. I thought that was part of the ride,
and then I thought it was part of the ride
and that Casey was trying to soothe a wilder I
being like silly, Joel, Joel actually did it, actually did

(07:28):
the scream? Wait, we have to talk about Black Widow
because I don't know if you saw that. Some early
like screamings must have happened. Because Florence pu was trending
on Twitter today. Oh really, and someone said get ready
for the Marvel Puniverse. Wow, mcpu, Yeah, I mean, I

(07:50):
guess check out Indie wired Daniel and they had this
whole article about how Florence Pugh steals the movie. So
proud of our girls. Surprise at all. That's why I
did hired her. Yeah, she's amazing. And by the way,
so Carrie Brothers our friend, Uh got tickets because he's
like that for July ninth when it comes out, and uh,
he says to me, I got two. Florence is gonna

(08:12):
be out of town because she's shooting a film. And
he goes to Donald. He's like, you want to be
the fourth And I'm thinking, like, Donald's not gonna be
able to go without Casey and like the kids. He's like, hell, yeah,
I want to be the four. I'm gonna and me
and Donald and Carrie and his wife have a have
a date for July ninth for black women that can't wait.
Very early screening now, so fingers crossed everybody. Um, it's

(08:36):
season five, y'all. Let's let's get into it. Six seven
eight about show we made about a bunch of nurses
story So yea around here, yeah, around here? What musical

(09:04):
is this from? I'm gonna change the lyrics, but keep
the tune. Here we go. I got it already. Wait
dun dundd no, that wasn't it. By the way, we
walk into the Avengers part of the part of the
world and they're cranking like different scores from different movies,

(09:27):
and Henry goes, okay, that's aunt man. And now I
think they just went into Avengers end game like he
knows my nephew knows the different score moments love it, Yes,
he was, Um yeah, and my whole family they're so delightful.
I love them. Um okay ready season five, season five?

(09:51):
Who are you one? Have you? Season five? That's Jesus
Christ Superstar? Thank you, Joel Daneld Donald, you didn't get
that no tongue. No, I'm disappointed in you. Did you
get did you do? You know what mine is? Yeah?
Something about this one? How about this one? It's now
season five of that show we call hole Scrubs. It's

(10:16):
now season five of that show we call whole Scrubs.
Its season five, season five, it's he's in five. Okay,
who were you doing that for? It? Was it Jess Weiss,
the art composer friend. You were like you were Kerry's wife,
Jess as a composer, and Donald was showing off to

(10:38):
her that he had the entire No, they asked me
to do it, and I did the whole No, but
I thought like you'd do like like the cookie part,
but I was only went through like yeah, yeah, he
was doing like the like the Denumont like cello parts,
like dude Wood. I did not spend. I got back

(11:05):
on the horse man I have. The whole time, I
was doing cheaper by the dozen. I was doing weights,
but not cardio. And man, I gotta tell you, it's uh,
it's hard to get back with a testament to how
far I made it because I tried for a second
to do where I was at and that was not
really doable. Yeah, I uh, you know, we walked Disneyland,

(11:27):
so that was our cardio. No, And then the very
next day I played golf. Right after that, I played
golf the next day and walked another six miles. And
today my legs are a little, uh, they're a little
worn out, a little jelly. Yeah, but I'm gonna say
I will say the good thing about Peloton is that
it's kind of like a ski mountain. You know, you

(11:48):
can just do it at whatever level you're at. And
I was certainly getting pretty darn good at it. Not
Casey Cobb good, but good. And today I was like, ooh,
back to the bunny slopes. I gotta build back up.
I like that. I'm I'm doing it. I'm doing I'm
putting in the hustle. Donald, I'm gonna put into work.
I'm putting in the hustle. I need you to join
me on the hustle. I'm gonna put the work in
with you. Peloton, here we go. Not only am I

(12:09):
gonna peloton, I'm also gonna lift weights too, though. Yeah,
I wish you'd joined me at my gym. I I
send Donald pictures because other than my girlfriend, I can't
only send progress shots to anyone because you know, but
I send him to Donald. Dude, I'm gonna be honest
with you. Oh it's a little it's a little gay,
but sending you my progress shots, I thought that you'd

(12:30):
know it's nothing but you and like these really tight
shorts with your shirt off, and for some reason, I
get a weird boner. So I just want if it shifts,
it shifts, don't deny what you're feeling. I didn't deny it.
I just said it just feels a little gay. Okay,
I'm okay, that's fine, dude. We're all a little gay. Hey,
everybody's gay in Hollywood. Shit, right, listen. I remember what

(12:54):
is it, the Kinsey scale, which is the determines where
on the straight gay spectrum you fall. It's okay if
you if your Kinsey scale moves Donald, because you saw
my abs. Your abs are fucking fierce. Okay, you have
fierce abs right now. I met you and McGregor, and
my Kinsey scale just blew up. It was like it

(13:14):
was like, little boy, It was no longer a scale.
It was just like it was like just a dot
with you. And it was like when you get on
the seat, when you get on the seesaw and somebody
jumps off when they're on the bottom and you get
crashing down. That's what happened when I met you and McGregor.
He was like, hello, there you like, and I was like,

(13:35):
that's all right. Do you remember how it was when
we met Benjamin Bratt? Do you remember that? Yeah, same thing, dude.
We were grabbing each other's hands were a little kid.
We weren't slapping, we were holding like it was like
we were trying to hold each other's hands, like oh
my god, oh my god, it's all right. Just let
it happen. Let my abs wash over you. If if

(13:55):
it moves it moves Donald. Do you go every day? No? Oh,
I'm I'm during the movie. I was just going when
I could. Now I'm now that I'm done with the movie,
I'm gonna I'm committed to going three times a week
and then doing cardio on the two days off. Good
for you, man, that's my commitment to myself and hopefully
sneaking in some tennis with you, my friend. All right,

(14:16):
let's talk about the TV show Scrubs. This is season five.
Speaking of fit, how fucking fit are you? In season five?
I lost some weight? Bro, you look good. Do you
remember what was going on? You looked like Tay Diggs.
I had I had a new girlfriend. Uh, and I
was trying to keep up. I guess I don't know

(14:37):
what it was. I don't know what happened. Was this
Casey or a different one? This was a season five
is a different one. So yeah, it's it's Casey. Oh
a new one, meaning yeah, it was Casey coming in. Okay,
all right, listen, we're attendings. We are attending. This episode
was written and directed by the legendary showrunner Bill Lawrence.

(15:00):
Very new things like the new new things that I
I'm gonna be honest with you. I was like, wait,
this isn't a fantasy. First of all, this is the
ultimate example in all nine years of Scrubs, the most
egregious example of this isn't the fantasy is in this episode. Yeah,
you in a backpack. I'm in a backpack, and it's
not a fantasy. And then fold it up with your

(15:22):
feet by your face. And it's not even a giant
backpacking backpack. It's like a school backpack. Yeah, and you
fit inside of it. And that's how we sneak into
the movies, and that's how I sneak you into my house,
in my apartment. I should say, I know, and by
the way, I cracked up at it. But I just
don't know why Bill didn't just decide to flash out
and make it a fantasy, but he really stayed committed

(15:44):
to it being real life. There's so many moments in
this that are like that. Even with the cardboard cutouts,
get the heck out of here. You hide in the
cardboard cutout. You hide in the cardboard cutouts amidst the
cardboard cutout. Yeah, sorry, you hide minst. However you say
that shit amidst you can't say amidst amidst. You hid AMIDST. No,

(16:08):
don't not how to say it. You are ami dst amidst.
You hid AMIDST. Nice, you nailed it the cardboard cut out,
I did. But that's believable. No, bro, Well what's what's
not believable is that the janitor went into a copy
room for thirty seconds, second comes out and he was

(16:30):
able to make a cardboard cut out of me that
and turn dropping the birth control pill down cards. Oh
my god. First of all, let's be real for a second.
Wouldn't a wife, a woman be fucking livid on the
verge of ending of marriage over this, na, not unless
I mean, if you're dosing her secretly with birth control bills.

(16:52):
It's clear that they didn't have a conversation about this baby.
She said she wants to have a baby, and he's like,
all right, fine, I'll do whatever you want to do.
It's pretty much would happen, bro, And you're hiding birth
control pills in her food, yeah, because she said she
wants to have sex. And listen, I'm gonna tell you
something right now, Manking the baby is a lot of fun,
but once the baby is in there, the sex stops. Man,

(17:13):
it's over. Women get really randy when they have a
baby every now and then, but not every day. Look,
you heard what he said. In the last eight days,
we had sex twenty times. Do you know how much
I would love that if my wife for the next
eight days was like, we're gonna fuck twenty times. We're
gonna fuck twenty times in eight days, baby, so you
better get ready, man. I would I would be drinking

(17:35):
all of the pineapple juice I needed to drink. I
would be doing anything. I would be drinking red bulls, listen,
anything and everything to fuck twenty times in eight days.
That's a freaking dream come true for me. I don't
know about Joe. Put that on a T shirt, Jewel
in the merch store quote quote Donald Phazon, you want
to quote that? Yeah, I want to put that on

(17:57):
a T shirt. That's a big That's a lot to
put on a T shirt. Dude, fu twenty times and
eight days is a dream come true for me. Yeah,
that's a lot of words on a T shirt. Bro. Yeah. Oh,
by the way, the other thing, not to digress for
a minute, but we talked about putting um. Since Donald's
answer was so popular on Family Feud, of an alligator
being the most helpful animal to get you out of
the zoo. We we talked about some merch, Joel, if

(18:19):
you could make this happen. We need someone to draw
an alligator helping people out of the zoo, and then
over the fence and on the back it's going to say.
Survey says, all right, well, Joel, don't you think that
in real life if a woman was getting secretly dosed

(18:41):
by her husband with birth control pills, that she would
be a smidge more upset than Carla was. It's absolutely
about to be a fight. It's absolutely because that's year
of all your hormones. It's all of them. What are
you doing? Yeah, if you wanted to have the conversation,
you could have brought it like Dart could have been like, Yo,
we gotta talk about happens baby out o here. Instead
he was like, well, if I just accidentally choke you

(19:01):
in the middle of the night with this pill times
tomorrow and then he given it to me too. I didn't,
I don't know, and I'm eating the brownies and then
Cox takes my urine sample in and finds out that
I'm it's positive for birth control. I'm trying to get pregnant.

(19:25):
So Elliott's moved to a new fancy hospital which is clearly,
very clearly just one nurse. The station of the hospital
they've modit me look modern, it's it's our hospital. They
just like put some blue lights up and change the
decor a bit. Yes. Um, And the episode opens with
two big pratfalls, one for me when I'm I fall
down the hotel I'm staying in steps and then Sarah

(19:48):
falls for some apparent reason entering her new hospital and
then I get caught. Um. Yes, and I have to
hand over my driving sunglasses, driving scarf, driving gloves. And
then he looks at my crotch and I go, here's
your driving sock and I pull socc out. I guess
I was stuffing my jock to make myself look girthier. Well,

(20:13):
they say, when you have a car like that, you're,
you know, compensating for something. I don't think that's true,
because I like sports cars and I'm very happy with
my people. It's nothing like a nice girthy shaft and
its natural element. Yeah that's true, But you're saying that

(20:35):
if you have a girthy enough shaft, you're fine driving
any car, and that men stir typically with small peeps
like a sports car. That's what you're saying that you
agree with that, And I just isn't that like the Yes,
that is a joke people say, like when they see
a Lamborghini go, why they go, he must have a
small penis or something, right, I thought that was the stereotype.

(20:56):
I was just it is. I don't like it. I was, um,
what about baggy cargo pants? Did you see the the
I used to rock these baggy ass cargo pants and
they are really highlighted here in two thousand and six.
I didn't notice him. Oh yeah, when I'm when I'm

(21:16):
taking out my my driving sock. Um, you have some
baggy cargo You see the pants? Do you remember these pants?
And we all used to wear it. I do remember
wearing baggy ass clothes and stuff like that, but you know,
I don't recall you wearing baggy ass cargo pants, you know,
with the wide leg, no no taper at all, just
like the wide ass all the way down. You know,

(21:39):
I still got them joints. I don't want to give
them up. Whenever I put on my cargo shorts, flows
like no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, my wife
made me throw out my cargo shorts. I don't have
them anymore. Yeah, I still have one just for memory sake,
and all my cargo pants that I loved are gone
to Yeah. Fortunately the janitor says to me, how depress wresting?

(22:00):
Is it being you that's fucked up? That's so fucked up?
But then you'd say to him, you know, can you
I have a new intern coming in which leads to
probably one of your biggest monologues ever in the show's history.
That's true, and it's pretty funny. Whole rangers from getting
the reference to Catch twenty two wrong to trying to

(22:22):
go to fourteen ninety two. I'm trying to be like Cox,
you know, I'm trying to give them my big Cox monologue.
You mean it's not It wasn't a fisherman who was
out at sea and twenty two fish. No, that's not
the plot of Catch twenty two. I thought it was.
I was like, oh, that's pretty clever. K. Yeah, man,
I'm a dummy man when it comes to I said

(22:43):
alligator would help out animals on the family feud? Right?
You also said California was that was just a brain
part that was just a brain Yeah, but Steve Harvill,
the judges gave it to you though. I think it
was a celebrity h celebrity family feud leniency. Okay, that's fine.
I know we won with it, and I'm happy and
we want We gave a twenty five thousand dollars to

(23:04):
charity first stop AAPI hate. I'm cool with that. I'm
just saying you did say California briefly. Yeah, but I
had a brain for it. It's all good. It happens. Hey,
I have brain farts too that I couldn't think of.
What was the thing? Wreck? What's something in your life
that's a wreck? Yeah? So wait, this is the episode.
The whole episode we don't see Keith right, and then

(23:28):
we come back the next episode, and is it Keith Yes,
the one who later becomes Keith dude Meister who becomes
Elliot's boyfriend. Yes, But a little bit of scrubs wiki trivia. Um,
from the camera angle and from seeing his hands, he's
nothing like Keith right. He doesn't even the hair. When
you mess up his hair. I imagine they hadn't cast

(23:51):
him yet, and so this was a placeholder, got it?
But um, Yeah, that was. That was That was. It
was very interesting because I was like, I don't if
this is Keith one. He doesn't sound like Keith. Yeah
it was. I don't know. I didn't know if it
was Bill or not. But it's just something going. And

(24:16):
Keith never really comes off afraid when we meet him
later on, or does he am I'm missing something. I
don't know. I can tell you that scrubs Wicky said
something interesting. It said, um, maybe it's inspired by a
Mash episode that was called point of View, which is
from the whole episodes from the eyes of an injured soldier.

(24:38):
And we know Bill loved Mash, so maybe it was
a homage to Mash. That ship was hilarious. That coffee
machine gag man where Elliot's trying to fill the coffee
and she runs to the hospital to get the foley
calf that are and when she gets back, the coffee's
all down, running all down the hallway that should have
been rolling out loud. I laughed out loud at that one.
This was the era two thousand and six was when

(25:00):
those like we thought we were so cool because we
actually had a coffee robot on set. It was like
when those first things came out and we were like
a coffee robot and it just makes whatever you want.
It's too good to be true. We didn't realize what
shit coffee it was, but we were just geek to
have it. That ship was hilarious. The whole Turkish thing
was hilarious. So jd apparently speaks Turkish fluently. Yeah, not

(25:24):
only that, but uh, what was the dude's name? Omar?
Omar was a thief and was stealing your pudding without
you knowing about it. Yes, and we did a double
play on the word Turk, the Turks. I'm really pissed off. Okay,
I'm getting really annoyed at the Turks right now. Yah

(25:44):
was the first one. And he turns around. She goes, no,
not you, Omar, I mean these two. And then you go,
I'm really getting annoyed with the Turks right now, and
she goes you too. Well, I don't know what she said,
but you're like, no, Omar, he's stealing my pudding. Very funny.
And then and then and then in Turkish, I uh

(26:06):
that is the language, right, Turkish, that's a lab I believe. So, Daniel,
you seem like someone who would know that. I appreciate
the casual throws to me knowing everything, but I'm in
my mind, you're You're in my mind, you're even smarter
than you actually are. I appreciate I talk with confidence
about the things I know a lot about and come
off like I know everything I cannot. I really appreciate that,

(26:28):
though I was not it wrong, I do want Wait,
where's me? You honor me? I can't even I haven't
amused you honor me? So long? Stuff you honor me,
you honor you honor me? It works? Should we talk
about how JD bumps and rush me? Sorry, bro, let's
talk about how you fake an orgasm and it's like

(26:49):
you you have like a fucking full on when Harry
met Sally moment. No, but they don't let me go
for real. Well they clearly, they clearly that. Oh I
can only imagine what you must have done in out takes. Wait,
you could do it here. Don't don't encourage you, my god,
Yes I do, Joel, Joel, I can't leave you. I

(27:09):
would like the record to reflect for any women that
are offended. I'd like the record to reflect that Joel
requested this. She asked this, You're gonna need to mix
it down. I'm sure, down right you're gonna get me there,
aren't you? Zach? I love you? Oh, oh my god,

(27:39):
I'm sorry about Oh my god, he came again. He
came again. Something for you, something for me? Oh my gosh.
All right, nut man, you know what, Joel, You're welcome,
you as you're welcome. What I would say when that

(28:00):
hit my forehead? What would you say when I said
to you, when I said to you, Okay, I'm gonna
try to come, what would you say, do or do
not try? Oh my god, I can't believe we've done

(28:21):
this on the show. We'll probably have to cut that,
but it's funny. But for the record, Joel requested it.
She did request it. I think we should keep it. Um,
you call me a honky Adonis, Yes, no, you call
yourself a honky. Well you I'm saying that. You called
me a honky adonnas. Yes, And I'm quite doughey this season.
It doesn't look like I've been to the gym at all.

(28:43):
I was probably having a very fun time off I
have in season five at this I'm doughey. I think
we were all, uh, you know, we were finding new
things that we liked about like eating and drinking. Well,
you know what you were in, you are in, if
I recall correctly, you were in a relationship, a very

(29:04):
good relationship at this point, and so you know, you
know what how it gets when you fall in love
and everything like that you start eating. Is this the
same season with Mandy. I think it is the Mandy.
I'm pretty sure it is. This is when this is
right around the time where Radon is starting to get traction. Also,
I mean like he's starting to he's starting to catch fuego.

(29:26):
Well I don't know if he's starting to catch fuego,
but you know he would he would have a night
at the hotel cafe. It wouldn't just be you know
what I mean, Like I feel like Carrie was the
one that brought everybody to the hotel cafe. Yes, and
then you know, and would always headline acts. But then
I think this is when Raydon started to break off

(29:46):
and do Yeah, Raydin started to catch a fuego a bit,
and that was exciting to watch watch it happen. I
believe this is the season that that happened. Um, so
it's revealed that I had to gnaw my way out
of said backpack to get out, because Carla says that
there was a hole in the backpack and her change

(30:07):
fell through it. Yes, and the only way that I
was able to get out of the tiny backpack was
that I had to gnaw my way out, which is
like this is this is I guess where Scrubs gets
really wacky all of a sudden. Well, well, dude, we're
about to do when when do the fucking ostriches that
steal your hat? Is that this season? It might be?
It could be it's either this whatever season that we

(30:30):
have the baby, so it could be the next season.
Just said, Mandy's in the is in the is in
the poison episode my half acre? Is that what you're saying,
Joelle episode nine of this season see and she's also
saying Turkish, also referred to as Istamboul Turkish or Turkey
Turkish is the most widely spoken of the Turkic languages.

(30:50):
So there you go. There's your trivia that Daniel should
have known. There you go. All right, we need to
take a break and we will be right back with
more of this show. Recap rewatch and we're back and
we're back. Was it? I'm gonna get you sucker. It

(31:10):
was a Hollywood shuffle. That's Hollywood shuffle. Yeah. I love
that movie, Winkie. Do you think that movie holds up? Yeah? Absolutely,
we gotta watch that movie. We should do Amy you killed?
Did my brother? I love did this? Dude? Baby? Do

(31:31):
you guys know this movie? Daniel Joel, I'm not seen
Hollywood Shuffle? Oh my god, you guys have to watch
Hollywood and the Great Keenan Ivory Waynes, Joe. It will
pair very nicely with jazz cabbage. Then you know, I'm
about it. Let's do it it. It's morally, it's amazing too.

(31:52):
It all takes place like in the early eighties when
Eddie Murphy was the king of what he did and
his style of comedy was reigning Supreme, and how everybody
wanted black people to be like Eddie Murphy on auditions
and stuff like that. And one of the words that

(32:13):
is used in this, which was used a lot back
in the day, was hey, man, do you think maybe
you could do that just a little bit blacker? H mmmmmmmm.
Hollywood shuffle was said to you Donald. Ever, everybody, I
think if you were acting in the early eighties late nineties,

(32:33):
somebody tried to figure out a way to say that
to you without saying it. If they did say it,
you know wow. But if they did, they would be like, yo,
could you jazz it up or something? Or maybe you
know that thing put that thing, that thing, that thing
that you street. Then they say like a little more street, right,
the more street, ye street? What was that from? That was?

(32:55):
If that was if ev from Small Wonder was a
racist director, Donald, could you do that again more street?
Oh my god, that is a deep cut joke, or
if Evie was a racist direct Evie from Small Wonder
was a racist director and she was like Donald one

(33:15):
more time, blacker, Oh my god, that is a deep
cut joke. It was one of our odd set jokes, right,
you gotta know you gotta know it. Who Evie from
Small Wonder is a But a lot of these children
listening don't know small Come on. There was a comm
called Small Wonder and it was the really really bad sitcom.

(33:38):
But the premise was that the dad had built a
robot daughter daughter, and she looked like a human, but
she was a robot and talked and she had special powers.
She talked like a robot. Yes, Donald, mar Street, Donald,
do that again? This time Blacker. Anyway, you guys gotta

(34:07):
watch Hollywood Shuffle. It's it's Donald says, it holds up.
I haven't seen years, but started making list of all
the movies. It is a big it is a big
satire of that. It's a big satire of the film
industry from the perspective of a of a young black filmmaker,
Robert Townsend, who just it was. I think it was
one of his earliest films, right, Donald, dude, Yeah, yeah,

(34:29):
he made the movie. He was so credit cards, Yeah, dude,
Uh like literally he took his credit He used his
credit cards to make this movie. Yeah. Don't you remember
Homeboys on film where they're in the movie theater and
they're there, they're instead of Cisco and Ebert, it's two
brothers from the neighborhood, and they're giving you what they

(34:50):
like about what movies they liked and everything like that.
I forgot that part and they oh, man, the one
with dirty they do one with dirty Harry You I remember,
It's like, we give that one the finger. And then
there's one where it's Indiana Jones and it's like, uh,
he goes, I thought it was I thought it sucked,
But he liked it that bullshit. You don't remember that, no,

(35:13):
but I remember really laughing and thinking Robert Townsend was
a genius. Yeah, he is a genius. Man like him,
Eddie Murphy, Keenan and Ivy Waynes. When they when the
three of them were together, they were unstoppable, man. Like
that was like the dynamic trio. That was like the
one the three of them together, they all all three
of them worked together. Yeah, and they were I mean,

(35:37):
you would tell me that there was a lot of
collaboration I didn't know about between those guys. Yeah. Man,
that was like the that was the crew, and I
you know, they were all just so funny. It was
like imagine having the three funniest people on the planet
at the time working together. And that's what that was.
Did I don't say my story Remind me if I
told you the story in the podcast where my my,

(35:58):
my brother and I were pitching to this like old
white woman producer a script and she goes, you know,
you could go black with it, and we're like, sure, yeah,
that there's no reason why I couldn't be an African
American story. And she goes, you know, they're doing that

(36:18):
thing and she moved her arms like this, I'm moving
them back and forth, and she kind of scrunched up.
She scrunched up her face and she's like, you know,
they're doing that thing. I never forgot everyone want her
to pitch. I never forgot that she should never ever

(36:40):
pitch a movie before you ever. No, we were pitching
a movie to her, and her response was well, yeah,
because she's gonna take this to her boss and be like,
you know, so I think I got them to go
black with it. Yeah, They're gonna go black with it,
you know, because we can get them doing that thing.
I wonder what she was trying to imitate, because I
can't tell if it's like, is it a basketball move? No?

(37:02):
I think I think it was. I think it was
they were strutting down the street and being arms arm walk. Okay, yeah,
that doing nit all right now. I laughed out loud,
very hard. When you see j D in my tidy

(37:23):
whities side stepping out of the apartment and then you
guys catch me and just gonna take a quick two.
That was very funny. Yeah, man, there were there was
the episode started off where I was like, this doesn't
feel like Scrubs at all. Really and then as it
went on, it was like, this is when Scrubs gets wacky.

(37:46):
This I mean, we literally have an ostrich that we
have it. We get treated by ostriches. They steal Donald's
cano and with it, you know, and then they we
can't come down because they're working in shifts as trees. Yeah,
the austri That was the Jason Bateman episode. But he
makes he makes them into belts, makes their belts, he

(38:11):
makes their Next season is that is that this season?
I think it is, Oh my goodness, this season's gonna be. Yeah,
this season's gonna be wacky as hell. You could tell
we're amped up though, Donald, We're geeked. We came in
all hot. We came in like raring to go. I think,
you know what, I think, like either we worked during
the summer or if we didn't work. We definitely partied

(38:33):
hard during the summer, like we were. My doeanus suggest
that I probably partied. Well. All I'm saying is we
were ready to We were ready to go back and
be at like we We are definitely feeling ourselves in
the beginning of this. I agree, you know, I agree.
The acting is really big. You know, we're We're like,
we're like racehorses or that were kept in the stable,

(38:55):
and we're like, we're fucking let's go out right and
we come out swinging and yeah, Joelle, is there a
guest today? There is? They're here. All right, we'll be
right back after these fine words and we're back. We
are back, all right, let's go to a caller, Joelle.

(39:17):
That's always a fun segment. I kind of I kind
of like it when they're when they're really nutty. We
might need to get more people that have open relationships,
and that's good. Do I do like to have conversations
that make people just a little uncomfortable. Yeah, I like
something that would make Bill hide under a ted Lass. Okay,

(39:37):
by the way, La is covered in ted Lasso billboards.
Have you noticed this? Everywhere? They're spending that money? Good man,
good it's a hit show. How funny was it when
Steve Harvey was what about Bill? Was like, make that
money and he started doing the money gesture. We got
a college, you know, like a bo some jazz maybe

(40:03):
the episode, So come on, let's give it up for
Travis Hi. Travis Hi, Zach Hi. This is um Donald Phazon, Joelle,

(40:24):
Monique and DJ Janel. What's happening in Travis? Hey, Don Donald?
You go by Don or Donald Donald? Usually? Yeah, there's
no one who ever calls you Don, is there? Donald? Youn?
You never became a Don. There are a few people
out there that out there to call me Don. Really,
who are I'm not one of them? Well, you just
met him and you haven't reached Don's status. Have you

(40:47):
reached on Don status? There? No, no, no, I just
went to the most enduring term for the closest of
his inner circle, which is wait, no, stop calling me foniers. Okay,
I know it's gonna happen in public, and I'm gonna
be so bummed out when someone calls him twars. He
almost did it at Disneyland. That was hilarious, I know.
And then he switched to tea Ears because it was inappropriate.

(41:07):
He yelled twat, so he was like, tea Ears get
back here. What about when you was funny you ran
into Frozone Donald, You had a whole scene, you got
your super sup pro zone. I got to post that video.
You are so funny. And then Frozone couldn't talk because
he's in a suit. I was like, I could have
watched Donald and Frozone talk for like a half hour.

(41:30):
The best moment was getting off the Millennium Falcon ride
with my kids and uh, your kid from Cheaper by
the Dozen yea, and Chewi talking to us and actually
being able to understand what Chewi was saying because he
was doing sign language. You understood it. No, he wasn't
doing sign language. He was asking us if we flew
to Falcon. He asked us how we did. I told

(41:52):
him I messed up the ship a little bit. He
then said to me, don't worry. I can fix it.
But you know what I mean. Like, but I knew
that he was saying, and I was like, holy cow,
all of these years of watching Star Wars, I definitely
speak Wookie now, so I actually have I can actually
do a Chewbacca. Let's hear it. Oh that's pretty good.

(42:15):
I don't think you don't sound impressed? No? Is that good?
All right? Travis, Welcome to the problem. Where are you
calling from? Dallas? Texas? Welcome, um Texas, Hello Texas folks.
We love you all, you Texans. Um Travis. What's your
question for us today? So my first question was, you

(42:39):
know they say never to meet your heroes, and I'm
kind of doing that right now, but I would want
to know when isn't a moment that you guys have
met somebody that you've looked up to or doesn't necessarily
have to be a hero, but they were better than
they expect and you expected them to be better than Yeah,
they're generosity. That's happened a couple. That's a good question.
I'm glad you asked the opposite because we couldn't really

(43:01):
say that about someone we wouldn't. Whenever I met Eddie Murphy,
he was very, very comp you know, he was always
very nice and gave a lot of compliments, you know,
to me and my family every time I've met him. Um,
and that is a hero of mine, and I was
nervous that he wouldn't be like that. Denzel Washington the

(43:22):
same thing, you know, when we were working together. You know,
when I was working with Denzel Uh, he very much
was the character he played in UH and remember the Titans.
He stuck to it, but once it was over every time.
I mean, I remember one time I was walking down
the street in Hollywood and Denzel drove by and stopped
his car and rolled down the window to talk to me,

(43:44):
you know what I mean, He like hollered at me
while I was walking, Hey Donald, and I looked in
the car and it's Denzel in the car, and I
was like, Yo, dude, what is it you know? Oh
my god. So like every time I've every time I've
had the opportunity to meet one of my rose, it's
been that way. The only hero that I haven't met,
a hero of mine that I haven't met, is Harrison Ford.

(44:06):
Believe it or not, I've never met him. I'm scared
to meet him too. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be
honest with you because that's one of those moments that
I tru to join and he'll be your best friend.
Well I hope that would happen, or it could be
he's like, get the funk out of here. I don't think.
I don't think he would be rude to you. My
answer is Bobby d Bobby Deeds and hero. I looked

(44:29):
up to him my whole life. I used to intern
at the Trebecca Film Center, which he um created and
runs in New York. And I remember I was an
intern and I saw him getting the elevator once and
I was like, I'd never even like seen a celebrity
of that magnitude before. And then cut to you know
a little over a year ago, and I'm starring in

(44:49):
a movie with him, and which is coming out by
the way. Uh, which is coming out by the way, Um,
isn't it July twenty third, the Comeback Trail. So if
you're on your phone right now, put it in your keel, um,
you know, and uh, go ahead. And he was just
so cool. You know. I can't speak enough to how

(45:14):
how instantly we were friends and talking about so much stuff.
And and then he invited me in Florence over his
house for dinner and um, and that was the most
surreal experience of my life. And we text to this
day all the time. And I just cannot believe that
I'm friends with Robert DeNiro because he's one of my
favorite actors of all time. And and so yeah, the

(45:36):
moment I was in his massage chair in his house, um,
and Florence and I were giggling. I was like, this
is pretty crazy. So I have two more people that
I should probably ahead Donald. So when I met Robert DeNiro,
I was a kid and I just can't get on
my DeNiro. I gotta do that. Well, then I tell
you about the time that I hung out with Denzel Okay,
and I was doing and I was He had me

(45:59):
do the table read for Bronx Taiale, A Bronx Taiale,
and then I auditioned for a Bronx Taiale. I didn't
get the movie, which you know kind of sucked, but
I remember going on the audition. I remember going to
the table read and meeting everybody. It seemed like from
a Scorsese film was there, like all of the actors,

(46:19):
and I remember that was one and everybody was matt cool.
But the one time where it was like I'd maybe
I shouldn't do it because everybody tells me not to
do it was Bill Murray at an audition. He walked
out of the of the room and people I remember
people telling me, if you ever meet Bill Murray, don't

(46:41):
say anything to him. He doesn't like that ship. And
he walked out and everybody gets quiet and doesn't say anything,
and I was like, this might be the only time
I ever get to meet this guy. Even if he
yells at me, I'll take it. And I go hey Bill,
and he turns around. I go, man, I really loved
ground day. And he looks at me and he goes,

(47:02):
thanks kid, thank you so much, and then gets an
elevator and leaves. And that just made my day, the
fact that he was like fuck you. He might have
muttered that to himself in the elevator, but yeah, but
still have you I love Have you seen the Netflix
movie about meeting Bill Murray where he'll just show up

(47:25):
at like random parties, And like he showed up at
some party in London. He was like doing their dishes
and he'd like go up and like eat somebody something
off at somebody's plate and he said, I dare to
tell somebody no, no one will ever believe you, and
he'll just walk off. He's amazing like that man like
he is he is a legend, Like he is an
ultimate legend. Like the fact that I don't know if

(47:48):
this is true or not, but there's a number that
you call if you want him to be in a
movie and if he's and if he decides he wants
to do it, he just does it. I got it
from a direct because I was thinking about trying to
offer him something. And I don't know if you can
see this, but he's got a T shirt. That's cool

(48:08):
Bilmory t shirt. My wife loves that shirt. Loves all right, Travis,
what's your next question? My friend? So I would like
to know, but I want to give your girlfriend a compliment,
Zach Ahead. I love her voice and I could listen
to her read a phone book. Yeah, she has a
very very very distinct thing and most people don't know

(48:30):
this about her. Um um. She has an incredible singing voice.
She was before Florence broke with her first film. She
was kind of deciding whether to pursue the thing or
songwriter route or the acting round. Obviously she wanted to
do both, and then she got a film and blew up.
But she is an incredible singer as well. And uh,

(48:52):
my second question, So I wanted to know, like, if
you were going to submit like a scene or a
monologue or something from anything that you've done, like us
or a movie or whatever. For it's let's say it
was like an Oscar reel, What from your body of
work would you submit? And what would you submit from
each other's body work? Like exactly what would you put

(49:12):
from Donald's body of work? That's that great question. I'd
put Donald doing the poison dance. I'd obviously put his
classic scene with Denzel. Oh yeah, I would. I definitely
put Donald in the car getting on the highway and
in cluers. I would put all of Gardens Stayed up

(49:37):
the hole. You can't put up the whole movie Donald. Okay,
so you're just saying because you can't remember individual scenes. No,
that's not true. But I would put all of Gardens
Stayed up. I would put Um. I would try and
throw his name in a hat for a director as well,
because I think he's one of my favorite directors. When

(49:58):
I know when he does something, if I'm in it,
I'm gonna fucking be good. You know what I mean?
Because he has a great knact for communication with actors
and thank you. Let me see. I don't know, man,
I don't know. He has a lot of things that
are very good. I I and and whole bodies. Like
he's a great storyteller. So I would have to put

(50:20):
all of Garden State. I'd have to put all of
which I was here. I'd have to put like I
get a deep cut that you don't know, and it's
from Last Kiss, and it's one of my favorite scenes
that I've ever been in, and it's me and Tom
Wilkinson on the front porch. Yeah, but he's great scene too.
He's really good. He drives the scene. I just when
when he asked this question, I've never it's a very

(50:41):
good question. I haven't thought about it, and my brain went,
you know, your brain just automatically. You know, there's obviously
the things I'm most known for, but my brain went
to that scene with Tom Wilkinson is something I thought
was special. Like he said, did you actually do this
thing that she's accusing you of doing? And that's where
he says that he's so he says a great quote,

(51:01):
which is something that if I'm paraphrasing, but it's something
like it's it doesn't matter what you say, it's what
you do to the people who love you that matters.
What you say means nothing, it's what you actually do.
Something like that. I don't know. It's really powerful. Great cast. Um,

(51:25):
all right, it's time for Texas's favorite segment. Everybody Dallas,
Texas Is favorite segment. Yell, it's time too, Bis. Yeah, Travis,
how can we fix your life? We're here to help
you that. My question was that, Um, ever since I
had a kid, I've noticed that like the relationship that

(51:48):
I've had that I have with my friends that don't
have kids has kind of changed, and you know, my
priorities have changed, and um, I've noticed that, you know,
it turns into tension and things like that. And I
was wondering how the two of you has y'all's relationship
changed since I guess as Donald had kids in the

(52:10):
entire time, or how do you guys navigate that with
Zach not having kids and Donald having kids? Favorite part
of the show there she is, Hi, guys were talking.
That's Travis and Casey Hi, And Travis was just asking
how we navigate our friendship when y'all have all these

(52:30):
kids and I have none? If how we how we
do it? Because I'm so free and don't have any
responsibilities in the children department, but y'all have like thirty
seven And he's from Dallas, Texas, so be extra nice
oh him? All right? Well, for just to give an
example of how out of touch Zach is with having kids.

(52:52):
We you know, we've been friends with Zach for I've
been friends with Zach for fifteen years and our oldest
is almost eight and two days ago was the first
time he's taken us to Disney. Let us go to
Disneyland with our kids. Yeah, yeah, um yeah, no, we know.
I think Zach's just kind of coming around now. You know.

(53:14):
I love your kids. When I'm with them, I'm play. Hey,
I get it. If I didn't have kids, I wouldn't
want to hang out with kids. Well, sometimes we go
to Disneyland and it's an adult trip to Disneyland. Jowell's nodding,
she knows, yes. And sometimes sometimes you bring the rug
Rats because they slow shit down. Yeah, legs. First time
we brought the rug Rats was two days ago. Um, yeah, no,

(53:38):
I think he's just kind of meeting us in the middle.
We're you know, we try. We like to have adult
time with Zach because you know that's it was like
that for so long. So Zach, I love you. Oh god,
he calmed down. We have a guest here. It's not appropriate.

(53:59):
I should charge people for that. Yeah, you're making a ringtone, duo?
Would you exactly love you a ring tone? You need
to be on cameo. No, we're not gonna be on cameo.
But you know, I think it's I think we have
to do just as much as Zach does, as far
as meeting in the middle, because I really I think
I'm very conscious of it. If it was up to Donald,

(54:20):
Donald would be like, well fuck it. If we can't
bring our kids, we're never going to go anywhere. And
I still I still like to go places without my
kids because I had such a fun life before kids,
as much as it is fun. But you guys, you know,
you were worried. We were having a barbecue and you
said should we bring the kids or not? And You're like,
they're going to be loud, and I was like, it's
a barbecue, have them swim. Who cares? And they had

(54:41):
an amazing time. Yeah. Well they're also older now. They're
at the age now of you know, understanding that Uncle
Zach gets really pissed off if you scream, So they know, no,
not pissed off. I just have a no screeching policy.
And Casey's like, Casey's like, I just decided if it
comes from uncle Zach, it might stick better than if

(55:01):
Mom is like, keep it down, keep it down. I
was like, guys, do whatever you want. There's no high
pitch screaming. Yeah. One of them, one of them actually
raised their voice in the pool, and Zach said Yo,
it's a little too loud. But don't you want it?
Don't you want to Uncle Zach to lay down some
Yeah exactly. My son looked at him with eyes like huge. Well,

(55:22):
because when it's from you guys, they're like roll their
eyes and they're screaming ten seconds later. But if Uncle
Zach lays down a rule, they might listen. Yeah. Yeah,
got real staccato with it. Yeah, no, screech it. He's like, hey,
shut your mouth. No, I didn't. I tone it downt
like that either. I said, tone it down. But I

(55:44):
have to say, you've given in. You've given in quite
a bit over the past two years. I would say, well,
you guys are a beautiful family, and I hope I
have kids. I really would love to have a children
one day. And it was nice I brought there's a
child from Cheaper by the Dozen who I really bonded with,
and um we brought him and his mom to Disneyland,
and it's I can see that I have this paternal

(56:07):
instinct in me to want to be a dad one day,
and I hope I'm I hope I'm as good a
parent as you are. One day, you too, You're going
to be great. I hope I am too. Well. How
old's your kid, Travis almost two? Okay, congratulate with your dad.
Do you do you put in the time? I put
in the time whenever I can't well. I mean, I'm
an antithesiologist, so I get the times that I am

(56:30):
home I'm a parent number one, and the weekends that
I'm not working. Yeah, I guess where he lives in Dallas. Oh,
I know I have to say this. I have to
say my kids. I don't know. I can't speak for
all kids, but my kids notice when he doesn't help me.
So they you know, he could buy them every gift

(56:53):
in the world, take them to Target every day, buy
them whatever, but they will still be like, but dad's lazy.
Oh but that dad didn't help you this morning. Dad.
So I think if you just you know, you know,
it was an issue and that I needed to step
up more. When my kid was like, yeah, but Dad,

(57:15):
you know you're lazy, I was like, what, Oh, that
must be hard when you're like, bro, I just paid
the mortgage. I just want you food exactly. I'm lying
down the couch for a second. But that's the thing,
like they can't they can't wrap their head around that
that doesn't make mean anything to them. What they see

(57:35):
is is someone sitting on the couch, you know, whether
he just got home from working all day or you know,
like you working all night whatever, coming home, sitting on
the couch. And if the wife is the one doing everything, dressing,
fixing the food, doing all this, even if you just
stand up and act like you're in there helping in
some way, they that's that's all it takes for them

(57:58):
to think, Yeah, my daughter, like I had worked a
long day yesterday and she just ran up and like
she just said no and shoved me and ran off.
To my heart, Yeah, it's just girls, all right, Casey,
we gotta finish the show. We love you because the
air conditioning guy needs to get up. Okay, okay, we're
air conditioning guy, Travis Um, You're welcome. We have one question. Travis.

(58:25):
You're an anisiologist, right, yes, I am. Now. I had
a hernia surgery many years ago, and I remember they
gave me something in the right before they took me in.
They gave me a shot of something that wasn't the
full anesthesia, but it was a little What was that,
Travis Verse said? Verse said Yeah, that made me really

(58:47):
really good. Yes, it comes requested by name very often. Okay, well,
I'm telling you, if you have to get surgery, asked
your anaseologist for some verse and you know what, I'm like,
graph is your fake doctor recommendation. Because for a second
I was like, Okay, if I ever go under again,

(59:08):
I'm gonna try and fight it. Yeah, I think that
I can all the time. Like I'm gonna stay awake
because I do what you can't. I'm undefeated. I'm gonna
I'm gonna try and fight it. I'm gonna stand out.
I'm gett as loud as I can. It's not gonna work.
I'm gonna just gritting your teeth. I'm more algist question

(59:29):
and I don't know this is probably as an nstologist,
but you'll know the answer. I'm told that after you
have a colonoscopy, m you still technically experienced it, but
then they give you a drug that wipes your memory
like men in Black of the experience. Is that true?
We're still I think we're still talking about verse said. Now,
I don't typically give people verse said for colonoscopies just

(59:51):
because it's a quick procedure and I want them to
be able to get up and get out of the hospital. So,
but no, there's no like men in black pen or
anything like that. I heard that. I heard something that
maybe maybe someone's making shit up, but like you really
do experience the full colonoscope and then but they give
you something after the men in blacks your memory. No, No,
I mean there's some people that will like wake up.

(01:00:12):
There's one portion where they're going around the band or
it gets real stimulating, and some people just stimulating, yeah,
like cock or like they sit up. Like people ever
get directions? Oh my god, like ever, like from colonoscopies.
Really No, not from colonoscopies. Oh have you been in
surgery doing an st jo just and someone just randomly

(01:00:35):
got an direction? Yeah. I mean when they're they're like
putting fully cathters in, Yeah, they'll sometimes they will. Wow.
That sounds like it hurts. It's more like uncomfortable than painful.
I mean if they use if they use enough loube, Yeah,
they use enough loube. Donald. Yeah, I mean look man, sorry, Donald, Okay,

(01:00:57):
no Donald, Donald, have you had a colonoscope I've had
you have, Yes, yes, I have. I gotta have mine.
Get it done. I'm worried, get it done. I'm worried.
I'm gonna break Travis. I'm worried. I'm gonna break Travis's
record and be the first one to get an direction. Boy,
get it done, bro, No, no joke, it's uh, it's

(01:01:19):
worth it's no, of course, and I'm we're joking. But
all you men out there, what's the age, Travis? We
can do a public service announcement. Yeah, they just change
it to forty. Now, if you have a strong family
history then yeah, that they'll bring in earlier, but it's
usually forty. All right, Well, now we're gonna switch to
a serious public servia announcement. Forty and above. You gotta
have a colonoscopy and make sure you do not have

(01:01:41):
any suspicious things on your colon, right, Travis, exactly. I
actually turned forty in a week, So thank you for
the reminder. I'm reminding you. Gosh, I'm a good fake doctor.
I need to remind myself. I'm forty six. Get it done.
I'm gonna get it done, all right. Um, I want
to quickly plug a couple of things. Um, don't forget

(01:02:02):
to pick up Live your life by Amanda Clutes. It
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was number eight, which is pretty amazing, and it's pretty
thrilling for her. And I know I'll always be seen
as biased, but this is a very very beautiful story
Live Your Life by Amanda Clutes. Please pick that up.

(01:02:22):
Get your tickets to the Black Widow because everybody loves
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It's coming out and uh and follow us on Instagram, Daniel,
what's your handle at DJ Underscore Daniel, same thing on
Twitter and Twitch. Okay, Joel, you find me everywhere at
l one gets Joe L E m O N I

(01:02:44):
q U E K John on Instagram. You're so good
at that. Yeah, you can follow me on Instagram. I'd
appreciate it. We're pushing forward. The numbers are going up.
We could do better, though, we can all do better,
all right, Well tell them your fucking handle, ass neck
cool boy ears ta Ears, which is the Disney version

(01:03:06):
t ear. Disney version is Tea Ears, but twat ears
watch Tars Tears Tears. Um, it's Donald Underscore Aison Donald
underscore Aison. You can as you recall, the underscore happened
because he was stoned and no, out of drunk and
hit the wrong F key and it became underscore. Just

(01:03:30):
she's never rectified. For what Instagram will help you fix that? No,
it's quite all right. Um, and I'm at Zach Braff.
I'm about to cross one point five million, so come on,
push me over the edge. Push me over the edge.
If you guys push him over the edge before I
get to the million, I'm gonna be pissed off. All right. Um,
we love you all, thanks for coming on the five, six,

(01:03:52):
seven stories about who I said, he's just stories. Net
walls should go. So gather around you here. I'll gather
around you here. I'll scritch rewatch your wis at the time.

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Mm hmmmm