504: My Jiggly Ball

J.D. is asked to introduce Dr. Kelso at an awards dinner. In the real world, Donald's thankful for his friends, Zach did a floor routine, and the whole gang discusses old movie stars.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There he is, down down, down, down, down, down down down.
Thank you for being a friend, traveled round over world
and back again. Your heartest true. You're a pal and
a confidant ba ba bump bump. And if we threw

(00:25):
a party and invited everyone we knew you would see,
the biggest gift would be from me, and the card
attached would say thank you for being a friend. That's
what I'm talking about. Are you back? Are you back

(00:49):
on the weed? Am I back on the weed? Yeah?
I mean not like all the time, so yes, so yeah.
Oh boy, you're growing your face your hair out? No,
I just haven't shaved. Oh um. We did a whole

(01:11):
other podcast while we waited for you. I'm so sorry,
my friends, my friends, I'm so sorry. I apologize to you.
But the card attashed say thank you for being Okay, okay, okay,
he's here. He found us. Well, we waited for Donald

(01:33):
for a half hour. He had to upload his new
what something on your computer? No, for some reason, my
computer just it does this. It just uh it up,
it upgraded itself. Daniel can tell you how to turn
that off? Daniel, can't you? I mean sure, I would

(01:53):
just recommend turning it on more often. That's what I'm
talking about. That's it's way too much bond water. Are
you high now? No, I'm not high. I'm coming down. Oh.
I know you very well. I know so yes, A
and B. I know you very well. And I know

(02:14):
the radius of your eyeballs when you're high, radius of
your eyeballs. You know how much how much of the
eyeball I can see under the island. I know him
so well I can be like, okay, eyelids or that low.
It was probably a joint. Forty five minutes ago, we

(02:36):
walked into a meeting for the podcast. Once I was
blitzed out of my mind, not realizing how the what
the meeting was for, like not what the meeting was for,
but how important the meeting was. I should say blitzed
out of my mind. Guy goes to the bathroom. Zach
turns to me and goes, dude, you ston't And I'm like, yeah,

(02:58):
I'm so stone. This was the very first meeting. You
were also late, I think, Yeah, No, I was. I was,
I was very I was I was pointing. I was
talking about the very first meeting of the company we
didn't go with. Yeah, I was on time. You were late,
and you know I was on time, dude. I remember
the awkward small talk I had with dude waiting for you.
You were early, dude, that's what happened. You were like

(03:20):
five ten minutes early. Well, you know what they say, Donald,
It's better to be a half hour early than one
minute late. That's true. Indeed, I believe that when you're
late to meet me, you're saying I don't respect you.
Oh no, I mean now because you had computer problems,

(03:41):
But I mean in life. I think if you're a
young person preparing to go out there into the professional world,
it's better to be a half hour early than one
minute late. Right, you're well, you're wise. Listen. I as
a black person, I feel I can never be late.
That's what my parents told me. They said, don't give
them an excuse not to hire. Well, these are the rules.
Tell that to my brother. I'd be like, we're gonna

(04:02):
we gotta be there at eleven o'clock. I'm like, all right,
I'll see you at eleven one thirty. Rolls around like
I'm at the gate. Can y'all let me in? Perfect Um,
it's good to see you. It's good to see to
see you all, um, we have new merch out, very
exciting Joel. Yes, for a while by the time this

(04:27):
comes to air, well, this is the first time we're
recording audio where the new merchants been out. And there's
for those have you been clamoring. There is finally a
Joell Monique our Queen T shirt. It's perfect, It's so beautiful.
It comes to many colors. I'm gonna get yellow. Yellow
looks nice. Okay, all right? Does it say on the

(04:49):
back if you know, you know or something? It should
You're only just only true fans of the podcast are
gonna know who that queen is. She and the I
have to add, this is a great way. Just read
the word of the podcast. If that's your ministry, you
know where the shirt tell people about the pod. Yes,
please Hopefully when we when it's safe to go back

(05:10):
to conventions we can, we'll see your shirt and then
we'll recognize you as a fan and it'll warm our hearts.
It's should start. Yes, I was about to say I
heard it's really you know, we're getting to that time
where people are like, hey, we've got a theater opening,
do you guys want to rent out this theater? Space

(05:31):
it's happening. Well, I look at all the musicians, everyone's
going back on tour. So I think we should start
to think about a tour. I mean, I agree, after
I'm done editing my movie in the first quarter of
the year, but like maybe the second quarter of the year,
we should go on a big ass tour spring twenty two. Yeah,
I'm seeing all these tour announcements come out because everyone's

(05:53):
like so excited for touring. I would love that. I
think that would be I think that would be a
lot of fun. Actually, just you know, I don't want to.
I want to. I want I just want to make
sure that we have a giant party bus. Okay, giant
party bus. No, man, I want to sleep and stuff too. Man,
I'm old, man, now, I don't you know? That'd be
fun for like the first two days and shit, but

(06:16):
then after that, I'm gonna want my naps and you're
bringing the bus at a hotel everyone in a while.
Are you gonna get are you're saying you're gonna get woozy? No,
I'm not gonna get woozy. But come on, man, I
don't think anybody in on this freaking podcast right now
can sit here and say to me, you know what
I missed the days when I would get blackout drunk,
wake up and do it again the next day, and

(06:38):
then wake up and do it again the next day.
I missed those days. I want to go back to Matt. Listen,
we're not those people anymore. But no, that may not
be that person anymore. But I'll tell you what, if
I could go back and do that again for a month,
I would do it in a heartbeat. You I wouldn't
you want to go and do it two used to

(07:00):
do back in the days? Right now, they'd be you
know that the African dudes that to carry in a
casket dancing that would be let out there. Okay, okay,
now how you know how you see the giant tour
bus pulling a trailer on the back. Now that back
thing will be Daniel's bedroom, nothing all over the road.

(07:23):
Come on, man, No, our tour bus doesn't have to
be like we're partying, like we're like twenty years old. Donald.
It can be a mature adult tour bus. A mature
adult tour bus that has freaking groupies and roadies' not
trying to have group It's going to be like I
don't have groupies and roadies. Okay, roads maybe one. I

(07:47):
mean I'm the road that's what that's literally my job,
I think, Donald, I can't believe you're pooing this dream
I've had. I had this dream that we would tour
Europe in a giant tour bus and and just just
bond over the sites and try Ganda. Can it? Can

(08:08):
it be? But if it's a tour, can it be
like the tour and almost famous where they're on the
bus they're going No, I almost a tragic tale. But
don't you want don't you guys want a moment where
we're like all mad at each other and then blue
Jean baby. All right, Well, I imagine the tour bus

(08:31):
will be very expensive anyway, so we'll get rid of
the tour bus. Well there, yeah, there goes the tour.
I only wanted to go out. Oh no, I would
like to travel across Europe. Let me get it together.
The only reason I wanted to do is to live
my dream of being in a rock band and tour bus.
It's fun. We should still do it, you know, with

(08:51):
the bunks and it's like there's like those Star Trek
doors that open you sleep like a baby. Yeah, what
else should we talk about? There's merch that you get
that Merchant Cotton Bureau dot Com. If you're someone who
likes merch. Um By the time this episode airs, well
Black Widow have come out already. I'm sure, yeah, I

(09:14):
can check, but I'm pretty sure that's yeah. Black Widow
comes out July ninth, So absolutely, yeah, it'll be So
if you want to lay down the spoilers now, you
might as well go ahead. No, I'm trying to ruin
it for you three. You're gonna love it. You're gonna
love it. It's very exciting. I'm gonna look, I'll make
sure that you reserve your don't forget that. We have
a date July ninth. It really looks awesome. The commercials

(09:36):
look really cool. Yeah. I think if you were a
Marvel geek, you're going to go full geek explosion. Well
I'm ready to Are you ready to explase? Are you
gonna scream at the screen? No, I'm not gonna, it's
not gonna. It's not gonna be that. No, because you
remember when we went to the Star Wars premiere and
you embarrassed me in front of Sean Hayes. What did

(09:57):
I do? What sitting right in front of us and
so was one of the stranger things kids and you
were making all kinds of noises and everyone was turning around,
and I was like, bro, you got it, you gotta
hold it together. But I was missed off. I was upset. No, no, no, no, no.
This is the one. When you first heard the music,
you were like standing up like you were rocky hard

(10:19):
picture show. I thought I was sitting there like, mm, girl,
you shouldn't have done that. No, you weren't. You didn't
decide you didn't really like it until the after party
when you when you accidentally talked to the wrong Kathy
and Kennedy and spoke to her identical twin. Why did

(10:40):
moments like this continuously happen to me? Why did they
always happen to me? That's you know. I feel like,
if you were Kathleen Kennedy at the Star Wars premiere,
everyone's going to be coming up to you. I just
don't think the identical twins should be invited. It's no.
I think the identical twin has to stay at home.
Stay home. It's home. It's not it's not nice to

(11:01):
us and it's not nice to your sister either. Yeah,
you think Chewbacca is gonna show up with his twin? No? Um?
All right? Should we talk about scrub six seven? Stories

(11:21):
about we made about a bunch of dots nurses stories?
So yet around here, yato around here? M This was

(11:43):
a very funny episode. Yes, I laughed a bunch. I
laughed quite a bit. This has a lot of very
funny moments and moments that we're I'm gonna tell you
something right now, this show has officially gone off the rail. Yes,
Season five is bat shit. Officially a fishy gone off
the rails. It's glazy. There's some lines in this that

(12:05):
you know, where the fuck did that come from? This
is the Jiggli Ball, Yes, which is which is a
hospital wide um secret that only JD doesn't know that
they're planning on just pelting the game is pelting JD
with tennis balls. Nobody really knows what the game is

(12:26):
other than the janitor. Well pay like they nobody knows
how to play. Everybody just knows that the janitor wants
them when they're talking to JD to mention the game
Jiggli Ball with the orderlies, that's all they know why
did they learn to play? There is no game and

(12:49):
that's not the game. They just pelt you, dude. Yeah
that I'm not at anyone. Can you imagine this happening
in your life? And everyone where you work stood in
a line and pelted you as hard as they could
with his balls, so much so that you have wilts
like open sword paintball like, yeah, play paintball, yeah, but
worse because Carl is using alcohol on me on it

(13:09):
swabs on me like and and JD's not mad at anyone, like,
huh that was crazy, guys. Not only that he also
has a freaking he also has a coffee cup a
coffee Uh what is it? What is that? A mob pot? Yeah,
a pot around us his hand which he breaks and
now is a bracelet that he can't get off. Yes,

(13:30):
and you've got your arms stuck in the canning vending machine.
That didn't make any sense. A lot of it didn't
make sense. That didn't make any sense. What about the
whole balancing wheelchair thing and that JD is balancing so
hard that he but but barely keeping it up and
he does it onto the elevator down to the first floor,
down the fucking ramp down the ramp spat shit, we

(13:56):
are very close. I'm sensing my spidy sense is sensing
that were very close to the episode where ostriches steal
your cano and wear it might be coming. That's that's how.
That's how, Joel. Will you find out what episode that is? Yeah,
I think it's something. I think bird is in the title.
What the fact that j D still has secrets like

(14:16):
him being a gymnast in high school and not wanting
that to get out. Why didn't I want out to
be a gymnast to get out? I forgot. I don't know,
but it explains a lot about it is gonna find out.
He already calls you a girl's name. Oh, by the way,
this is the episode where Sarah was a dressed as
Turk and it's been edited out. I don't know if
you noticed that. I didn't notice that. I it's funny

(14:39):
it happened, and it's so seamlessly edited out that I thought, oh,
I thought this was that episode, But no, it's been
edited out and restored. My big Bird five h eight
is um Yeah, that's coming up, guys. That is where
Scrubs really goes off the rails. That's the episode of
Jason Bateman where Donald and I are forced into a

(15:01):
tree by ostriches acting like sentries. Yes. Yes. By the way,
speaking of Bill Lawrence, I played, he taught me how
to play pickleball. Okay, so you have to explain this
to me because you were like, Yo, you're gonna love pickleball.
I know, how good lover I am. You know this
is this is a crazy first ball. Sorry, I let

(15:21):
you get into your store. But this's the craziest thing ever.
Zach never hits me up about sports, right ever, right ever.
It might be the occasional. It might be the occasional
you want to play some ping pong, right, this looks
like you gotta run around. There's some effort involved. It's funny.
It is like it's kind of like you're standing on

(15:41):
the ping pong table, okay, and you're really good at
ping pong and you love tennis and it's a lot
of fun, and everyone's talking about pickleball. It's just basically
a smaller tennis court game. If you don't know what
it is, google it. It's a lot of fun. But um,
it's kind of become this crazy seniors are playing it
because if you love tennis, um when you were younger,
and your knees can't do that anymore. It's a way

(16:03):
like my stepmother's in her late seventies, and she was
obsessed with it. And and of course people of all
ages are playing anyway. You know how when you go
see something and you like it a movie or whatever,
a concert, and you want to call your lover and
be like, baby, you would love this. Well, that's how
I felt. As I was playing pickleball with Bill, I
leaned over to him. I leaned over to him and said,

(16:24):
Donald's gonna love this. Was this while you were holding
his pickle? No, you don't. You don't hold anyone pick
in the game, at least the way he talked. We
were at a very waspy club. Maybe at other locations
you hold pickles. Is pickleball um basically picture it like
a small tennis um at the tennis court, but but

(16:44):
like a quarter of the size and um and uh
it's just fast and and and the rackets are smaller
and it's a whiffleball so that you can like put
crazy spin on the ball. Donald, you fucking love it
because you're a spin master. And uh, and it's it's
kind of like it's I think of it like you're
standing on the ping pong table, except obviously not that small. Okay,

(17:05):
just google image just if you're looking or you're listening
and you're like, what the fuck is he talking about?
Just google image it and you'll see what I'm talking about. Um,
it's a lot of fun. I played a little bit
of tennis. I'm starting to play a lot more tennis
now when you play with me, because I'm only here
for a little bit and I would love to have
some quale. I think you need to get your quality
time with me in before I leave the state. I

(17:26):
agree with, why don't we make that happen? Why don't you? Well,
I need you to manifest it. Bro okay, because daddy's
not here that long. Come tomorrow. Ask me. You're gonna
miss me come tomorrow. Damn it to tennis. Yeah I will,
um JD. Okay. So I'm fondling you with the newly
edited moment out and I'm feeling you up. Yes, you're nice.

(17:49):
Perky bees. They look like seas, but they're really bees.
They're definitely a perky be especially season season. You're all
trim and you've got pectoralis majors. You're all trim now,
you guys. This dude sends me freaking photos enough enough,
But I don't send them anymore because then the last

(18:10):
time we recorded, you said that it was you were
feeling that it was too homome erotic. I have like
six or seven of them. I don't know who to
send them do. I send them to my girlfriend and
I get appreciation, and who else can I send them to? You?
I can't send them to like what I'm gonna do
with them? Trying to I'm trying to get an auta
boy from you out of life. I'm just trying to
get out of boys from you at a boy. Um. Okay,

(18:33):
So back to the show scrubs Deadwood, we bring up
did you know cowboys used to curse? You know what,
even if you didn't watch, even if you didn't watch
the show, the reference is so j D and turk,
you know what I mean, Like, even if you didn't
watch Deadwood and you didn't know that cowboys cursed and
everything like that, just the reference did you know cowboys?
It's so non sequitary. I mean, I don't know anything.

(18:55):
I imagine Deadwood was a very popular show at the time.
I've never seen Deadwood, but I know the cowboys curse. Remember,
there's a lot of cursing. And I love Timothy off On.
As you know, we made a movie together called The
Broken Hearts Club. Um, I've never seen deadwo Should I
see Dead one? Yes? It's good. I oh yeah, I
consider it. I consider it a prestige HBO or three.

(19:20):
I think it's three, yeah, I'll double check, but not
that many. And that was unique about it was the language,
like they didn't speak like we always think cowboys. It
was almost with Shakespearean. No, they said shit like that too,
but it was almost Shakespearean the way they talked. All right, yeah,
three seasons. It's on HBO Max right now, if the
people want to watch it. It's it was like it

(19:43):
was coming out around like the time of Breaking Bad
and stuff. And it was not like the glossy sort
of um Western that we were used to at the time.
If you think of like a Tombstone or something like that.
Was sort of like the last Westerns of the cinema
age until you know, recently, is there stack Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

(20:07):
there's a lot of well you we don't say Horhouse anymore.
We will cut. They say plate, No, we don't. We
say place where sex workers works. Volvosa. That's the that's
the appropriate way to say. I got to go to
my local Volva dealership. Yes, Daniel, it's a Volva dealership prepared.

(20:39):
Oh yeah, well I'm in. I started watching Bosh because
everyone said to watch Bosh. What is that? Bosh is
like an l A neo noir detective show. Um, and
um my parents were like a lot of people are
talking about it. Um, you know, it's like you follow
a murder mystery over the course of each season, and
I like it's far okay, I was saying, we were

(21:04):
talking about how Jad was a gymnast in high school,
and then we kind of left it alone. But it
explains a lot about you know, your pratfalls and all
of that stuff, and how he's able to dangle so well,
and you know, you think that he would be a
bit more coordinated, though he's very goofy and clumsy. I mean,

(21:24):
how many in many schools. I'm sure there are not
enough boys to fill men's gym's nastics team. So maybe
he wasn't very good, but he was still on the team.
I remember we had to take gymnastics, and as part
of my gym, his head thing, and we had to
learn a floor routine. I remember thinking, this is so
Wait you had to learn a floor routine. Yeah. Yeah,

(21:46):
in public high school in New Jersey you had to
take gymnastics, and like they set up the whole gym
with all the different things. Wait a second. Yeah, I
didn't wear like bedazzled clothing or anything. But tell him
me there was a moment in time. But you did
a floor routine, Yes, it did. Did you do the horse? No,
but I chose no. No you did not. You did not. No,

(22:12):
you did not know. You did not tell me this life.
This is true. No, we must tell didn't we didn't
pick music. We didn't pick music. But but you remember,
you had to, like you had to put together a
routine that was enough points, you know, you had to
do like but I wasn't a gymnast, so it was ridiculous.
It was like three summersaults into a cart wheel, jump
leap land. It was like so it was like something

(22:36):
that a beginner could do, but at least showed that
you were trying. I'm so happy I did not go
to public high school in Jersey. If this is what. Yeah,
you had to do it, you had to. Did anybody
ever take it really serious? Like first there were girls
particularly who were like you know, had done gymnastics as kids,
who were who were naturally amazing, and I would try

(22:57):
and copy them and then get hurt. Okay, how about
that girls, what's her name, Simone Biles. Yeah, she's doing
stuff that they're like, um, this is too dangerous to
be done. She's doing it. Yeah, not since Natia when

(23:18):
she was standing on beams and flipping over and stuff.
I don't think they've banned a move since then. I
always so nervous when they when they're on the balance
beam doing that stuff, like they're going to break their spine.
Speaking of nervous energy, when people fall, do you and
you see it? Do you feel it anywhere in your body?
I think I hold my neck like I'm like, oh,

(23:38):
my spine, your spine feels so fragile at the back
of your neck. I feel it in my balls, even
if it's a woman, no matter who it is, no
matter who falls, I feel it in my balls. Like
do you laugh when people fall when it's funny? Right,

(24:00):
Because there's time when people fall where it's like Oh,
that looked like it really really hurt. But then they're
sounded likely to laugh at an ice skate or falling
than a than a gymist. No, not if ice skated
falls on his face. No, but I mean when I
think of Olympic gymnastics and they fall, I feel so
sad for them, but I'm more apt to giggle. When

(24:23):
did you ever see ice castles? Did you ever see
ice castles? No? What's ice castles? You've never seen ice castles?
Have any of you guys ever seen ice castles? No?
With the theme song, please don't let this feeling end. Yes,
you know Robbie Benson. D y'all have never seen ice Castle?

(24:47):
No idea Robbie been You know who Robbie Benson is though, right? Yeah,
I can picture him. You don't know who Robbie Benson is?
I can. I know who Robert Benson is. I'm older
than the Robert Benson Robbie Benson from the nineteen seventy
eight film Ice Castle. Of course, he had blue eyes.
I remember he had really blue eyes. Right. He was
also the Beast's voice. He was also the beasts he

(25:09):
was And because I can't picture his face, Robbie Benson. Yeah,
he was in movies. Wasn't he in Bank Shot or
something like that? He was also in most extreme Primate.
That's sick. He's the running, brave and the chosen and one.
This guy, this guy has at This dude was the

(25:30):
killing dude works? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta you gotta
google old images to get his face. Yeah you don't
remember Robbie, y'all freaking hate here he is here. He
is shirtless with the shirt surfboard guys. Anyway. Ice Castles
it's a movie about this girl from a small, small,
small small town. She's an ice skater. She has her

(25:54):
chance to make it all the way to the Olympics
or some shit like that. And one night and she
forgets about everybody from her town. It's a lot like
La La Land, except one night she's out freaking ice
skating and she falls and hits her head and goes blind,
and it's her trying to figure out how to, you know,

(26:14):
get it all back. Please does it? Don't let this
feeling end end with her doing the big ice skating
routine blind. You already saw it. No, I'm guessing what
the most obvious answer of the plot would be. You
saw the movie. Does everyone give her a standing ovation
and someone has to like let her know that she's
done it, and everyone's happy. There's a really sad moment

(26:38):
that happens when she gets a standing ovation. She does,
she does? They even throw roses? Yea, And what happens?
What happens? What do you think happens? Does she die
from the rose? She falls again? And then she gets
her sight back. She falls on the roses. That's right,
She slips and falls on the roses and gets her
sight back. No die, but Robbie Betson comes out on

(26:59):
the on the the she dies, and then there's a
sequel where she learns how to fucking still skate while
dead as a ghost. Back to the show, to scrubbing Everybody,

(27:31):
Colonel Doctor is finally introduced. He is introduced. Not only
is he introduced, but we explain why we call him
Colonel Doctor. Yes, she shaves the okay sign? Is that a?
Is that a colonel Colonel Sanders thing? Did he used
to do that? I don't know, I don't remember he
does this in the show, which now I think will
like a KKK thing? White power? Isn't this white power? Now?

(27:53):
Joel is well, I don't know why Colonel doctors throwing
up fucking white power signs. Plus it's new. Maybe it's
upside down the white power. No, it's you can't really
do okay anymore. Hunt's out, you can do okay, you
can't do this. It's best not to do it and

(28:15):
just not. You know, people are trying to you are like,
it is that what it means? And it is what
it means. And I think we just got to stay
away from the okay. I mean not that I was
ever anyone throwing the okay. So I mean, have you
ever thrown an okay sign in your life? Yeah? No,
how you doing? Man? No, I'm okay. I've never done that.

(28:36):
Nobody sounds good to me. I never done this. Yeah,
probably beck in my softball years. But what I have
never done this in my life? Well, there you go.
How are you okay? Chucking corn? And yeah, I'm still
mad about it. I'm still mad that we've co opted

(28:56):
it and we can't use it. Yeah, okay, So we
should talk about something else that they co opted and
that can't be used again. Boba Fett's ship is no
longer called slave one anymore. Well, they call it now
Boba Fett starship, what name why? Because that was what

(29:19):
he chose it to be called Slave one. But it's
a it's a galaxy that has slaves and everything like
that in it, and his ship just so happens to
be Slave one. Robot Chicken does a great does a
great freaking sketch where Lando and Boba Fett are standing
at the doors of Cloud City and Lando goes to
great ship Boba. I'm not sure about the name though.

(29:47):
That's interesting. Yeah, I saw what Donald's talking about. There's
to on the toys. On the box of the toys,
they've removed the name slave one. Okay, that's interesting. All right,
We'll be right back to talk about these words. Elliot's

(30:11):
high pitched scream that shit was funny, especially when she
does it and you don't understand the word she says,
Carla does that. She had me rolling, Yeah, Carla translates
for her. What about when the janitor says, my TV
doesn't get the news, just the Bible channel and some
kind of Chinese boxing. Yeah, I don't even know what
that means. I think Neil came up with that on
the spot, just like you came up with I can't feel.

(30:34):
I don't know, I'm not right. Yeah, what is the
what is the actual line I say? I think there
may be something wrong with it, might be signing wrong
with my spine because I'm not even doing that right
That's definitely one of my joke because I've done that
before with you, Like I'm not even telling my leg
to do this right now, and like I'm dancing. But

(30:54):
where did that come from? That came out of nowhere?
I don't know. It's just as zb random. Whole episode
has a bunch of random shit in um So Kelso painting.
Are you kidding me? Yeah, he has a mural. He
hides in the mural. By the way, they just threw
up the mural randomly, and we're all supposed to just
assume the mural has always been there. But we've seen

(31:16):
that wall a thousand times and there's no mural on it.
But in this episode there's a mural. There isn't it
there for the rest of the run. I think they
probably left it up for the season at least, but
like all of a sudden in this episode, because they
clearly came up with the joke in the writer's room,
they just decided oh, now there's an elaborately painted mural
on the side of the hospital. Um, we learned that.

(31:36):
We learned that Kelso was in Nam and that in
Nam they pulled out his fingernails. Yes. We also learned that, Um,
he was caught cheating and forced a diamond stud earring
into Yes, but he kept in you see it bleeding.
That's how That's how much he didn't want Edd to

(31:58):
know that. He's like a sleep with vulva rentals call back.
But this is how Elliott gets her job back at
the end of it all, you know, yes, because she
catches him. Now, why would Kelso go to a free clinic?
I mean, I feel like he could probably write his

(32:20):
own prescription for to get rid of VD. I don't know.
And doctors write their own prescriptions? I don't know they
I don't know. I think not allowed that. I don't know.
Can you look that up? Guys like, did you like
doctor and you get VD? Are you not allowed to
write yourself a prescription for VD? Begone medicine? Hey, so,

(32:44):
I have a I have a I have a question.
Were you laughing when Elliott said are they? Are they
trying not to laugh at the word duty? Yeah, I
was definitely laughing. I was laughing. I was laughing too.
I was literally duty is a funny word when someone
just brings it up out of nowhere. So right, I mean,

(33:04):
you can't just say duty these days and not expect
people to laugh. Right. It's so just a word. It's
just not fashionable to say anymore. Do you have people
in your life that use duty not as a fecal

(33:25):
matter term? No, not as Yeah, no, my kids use
it as a fecal matter term all the time. But no,
I'm saying, when do you have anyone in your life
who's like, like, every time I passed duty free in
the airport, and I make the same joke, either to
myself or to my girlfriend, I wish I was free. Now,

(33:50):
if you're listening, every time you pass duty free, I
want you to turn to your friend or significant other
and say, I wish I was duty free. Under federal law,
donald physicians in the United States are not prohibited from
self prescribing medications. State laws governing physicians, however, may vary greatly,
and some may prohibit physicians from prescribing, dispensing, or administering

(34:12):
certain medications to themselves or family members. Yes, it depends
on where you live. Donald. Okay, so let's talk about
the theme of this episode. The theme of this episode
really is, you know, at least a storyline is that
Kelso really doesn't care once he leaves a hospital, or
that he puts up a front like all my all,
my all, my troubles are gone once I get out

(34:35):
of here. Yes, I leave it all at the office.
Do you feel like you have that in your life?
Any of you, any of you can answer this question,
But do you feel like you have that in your
life now? Like when you're done with work, don't you
feel like there's still more work to be done. I
have not mastered this craft. My father has it down packed,

(34:56):
and he, like for a long time, has been like
you got you gotta get it, you gotta fig out
how to just leave it at the door so you
can just go on and live the rest of your life.
And I don't know how my email is dinging and
I'm worried about did everything get done? And did everyone
have a good time? And are coming in on buddy,
Like it's just I can't I don't know how Sam

(35:16):
can't not respond? Yeah, what about those people you send
an email? To and they don't reply to like Monday morning.
I've never been that guy. Like, when's the last time
you went on a vacation, a real vacation where you
were like, I'm not even gonna answer my phone. Nobody's
gonna hit me. I never do that. It never doesn't happen.
It doesn't happen, right, I never. I mean, even if
I'm on some beautiful beach somewhere, I have my phone

(35:39):
with me, I don't not reply to an email. But
that would be probably good to do my I know,
my my shrink does that. He tells me that he
he goes like for like ten days or two weeks
once a year, and he doesn't He puts his phone
in the hotel safe and his wife has a phone
in case, you know, the emergency, she can be reached,
and he doesn't look at his phone for like that long.

(36:02):
That's I can't imagine doing that. It sounds really nice,
I aspire. I think it would make me anxious, right,
But then Kelso can come to work the next day
and then go through everything he goes through, and then
once again turn it off once he leaves. Well, I
think also he's talking about the decisions that this man

(36:23):
has to make. They're trying to human Bill I think
is obviously trying to humanize Kelso a bit here and say,
the decisions that he has to make are so enormous,
and he has to look at the greater good. So
the fact that he has to kiss the ass of
this potential financial donor who could if that person is happy,

(36:45):
then give money to reopen the Neo natal unit. He
has to make these giant life and death decisions and
and and in a way he can't. He couldn't function
if he didn't find some coping mechan in some way
to leave it all on the front steps. But we

(37:05):
see in the end that that's not true. He's still right,
he is human. I think this is you know, this
is a beautiful episode for kenn He was incredible, but
I mean, really see that he's he's putting on a
facade that we the younger doctors might see him as heartless,
but he's actually putting on a front. It was actually

(37:28):
a really good episode. Like you know, I was dreading
when we got to this point in the show when
the show started to get wacky and and silly, because
our jokes were genuine before this like they were genuine
jokes that we earned, and now we're just making slapstick.
We're being you know, we're being really goofy. And I

(37:50):
was worried that I wasn't going to like the show
when we got here. But I'm laughing really, really hard.
And somehow there's still moments in the show that you say,
oh shit, that's right, this is scrubs. Do you think
do you so far? Do you think? I mean, I
look at season five and noticing a turn. I mean,
Billy Will even say he had to find a way

(38:11):
to make it new and interesting for himself. But I
noticed that it's taken a sillier turn. But I am
still really enjoying this season. Yeah, that's what I mean.
That's what I mean. I'm still laughing so hard. You know,
I was afraid that I wouldn't be. I was afraid
that I was going to be like, oh man, this
is come on, man. We look at us just not
really and we're not phoning it in, but we're like, so,

(38:35):
I don't know I'm phoning in. If we were phoning
it in, I think then that would be a reason
to be like, oh this has jumped the shark. What
it is is just it's it's a it's a tone
shift a bit so far. But everybody is so gun
hole with this, Yeah, because we're all excited and we're
all clearly finding it funny. I mean, what about chest hands, right, Okay,
we go to a fantasy where I've had Elliott's hands

(38:56):
put on my chest. Yes, she's got stubs yeah yeah, wrists, yes,
and she can't enjoy the popcorn, so I have to
feed her, yes, with my chest hands. Yes. What about
the pool, the four pool joke? What is it with
something the hotties at the pool. There ain't no women
at the pool. There's always women at the pool, and

(39:17):
not the ymc A pool on Sundays. There you go,
you can go there. You ever been to the ymc
A pool on man night? Is like? What the hell? Dude, Well,
I have no idea. It's just a I guess it's
a gay night at the y m C A joke. No, yes,
that is. It is a gay joke. Yes, but it's
like it comes out of nowhere, out of nowhere, none

(39:39):
of these jokes. Yeah, a lot of it's out of nowhere.
What about when I say I would never swim in
a pond, the infamous foot serpents, come on, what do
we do? What are we doing? And I'm sitting here
laughing my ass off. It's funny. Who cares exactly? Well,
exactly I under from the for the fans, From the

(40:02):
for the fans point of view, I wonder if they
could tell the tonal shift. I'm sure they can, of course,
But I mean think about it. What shows that you
watch that aren't one that you started and you go, oh, yeah,
this season is a little different. Um, I'm sensingly shifted
a little bit, but I'm still enjoying it, you know,
right us with Mandalorian, your favorite show, I think like, well,
I was definitely definitely changed tones for me a bit.

(40:24):
I was still enjoying it, but it wasn't exactly the
same show in my opinion. That's what I was gonna say.
I was gonna say. It really does. Usually when shows
shift tonally, the show has jumped the shark or is
it's over. I feel like we still have ton of
story to tell. It's just going to be a new
way of us telling it. We were talking about Dave

(40:45):
the show before you came on the air, and which
I think is fucking amazing, but definitely there's a slight
shift this year's this season so far, it's even darker
and weirder. But I'm still enjoying the hell out of it. Right.
My point is, I feel like it's rare that it's
like that. And I was so worried that when we
got here, I was gonna be like, maybe this isn't
the show that I thought it was, But it still is.

(41:06):
It's funny. We still you know, it might be cartoony,
but it's so funny and maybe it makes me laugh.
I think we were all having a blast. I mean,
I think that's why it shows. We were just we
were having a lot of fun. Yeah, but even my
wife is still laughing. My wife says, she like, what
the hell is going on here? But she's laughing so hard,
you know, because it's and she's the and she's and

(41:27):
she's my you know, what is it my meter barometer?
Thank you, she's my barometer on what's funny and what's
not funny Because if she laughs, I know there has
to be some funniness to it. And she's cracking up. Yeah,
they're intimate is for serpents? There? SUPs? What about that? Um?
What about the doctor who says, uh, I'm gonna have

(41:49):
to numb you. No no, no, no, no, no, no
no no numb. That was enough. That was a joke
before where Okay, so it was I gotta I got
a case of doctor please, I got a case of
the gotta see hims. Remember that one where Elliotts showing
everybody her boobs in the hospital. Yeah, yeah, that's early on, right,

(42:11):
So I got a case of the gotta see him.
One of the other jokes, one of the alternates, was
I got a case of the numb numbs and she
goes the numb numbs, he goes, yes, no, no. What
about when the janitor goes, I'm busy cleaning and then
everyone just starts laughing. But I can't decide if he's

(42:35):
meant to be a good janitor, because I think he's
he's definitely a leader. He's definitely definitely a leader if
he can get all these people together for Jigglie ball. No,
he's well connected, obviously, but he makes so many jokes
about all the work he doesn't do. But he seems

(42:56):
to always be working. Yeah, but then he has a
lot of side projects. Yeah, and the squirrel Army but
that was season two. Yeah, but I'm sure he still
hasn't maintains his Squirrel Army or does he sell it?
I think he mentioned selling it for something for I
don't know. I don't want to be wrong. Let's ask Trevor.

(43:17):
Can we ask Trevor? Sure he does so that's an
apps that we already covered. He does sell. He sells
the Squirrel Army too, Elliott by Stephen. I thought it
was for Elliott. I'll look it up if here somewhere
all that I think it was to buy Stephen. No,

(43:37):
he owed, Is that what it was? Because he owed?
He owed, uh, Carla a favor or something like that,
because he was scared. I don't know, I don't remember.
It's crazy how we were going over this show and
already we're forgetting what we went over. Well we don't.
We don't have the greatest memories of you and I
put together. You know you're right, Zack. The Squirrel Army

(44:01):
is subsequently traded over the internet for Steven, the replacement
for Rowdy. There you go, one of those smokes a
lot of weed and one doesn't you know, Zach, when
we put our heads together, we really come up with nothing.
Yep on equal zero. All right, should we go to
break and then we'll have a guest. Right, we'll be

(44:23):
right back. Oh sorry, Donald, Sorry, Donald, Oh boy, down,
I'm just sitting down. It's just Zack's abs. Everybody, did
did you shift? Did you shift? I didn't shift? I

(44:44):
got into one. Damn. What you're trying to do. I'm
trying to get into those ab crevises with Dick. Oh
my god, Oh my god. Like it. And we're back,
coming straight to the tomb in there. That was good.

(45:08):
All right, we have a caller. Let's bring them in.
My friend Daniel got all you can talk somehow, dudes,
you know, like a botta spoke maybe talking about the episode.
So come on, Joe, let's get the show. Lady, the

(45:29):
gentlemen give it up for Ryan. Hi, I keep it
g rated today Ryan for you. You got your kiddos
with you for a little while. Hi, guys, how are

(45:51):
you welcome to the program? Would um? And what's your wife?
Is that your wife's name? I'm assuming Ryan and Lynn
have two adorable children on their laps, so Donald will
not say anything inappropriate. Really going to town on these pretzels.

(46:11):
Where are you guys? Where are you guys calling us
from the most beautiful place? I mean, it's really where
God invented, It's really where God wanted us to live. Yeah, definitely.
You know it's the perfect temperature always, it's the most
beautiful place. Oh, I was representing as well too. Nice.

(46:35):
I like that star wars in the house. Why do
I keep saying in the on it? Now? I know why?
I have an idea why you might be doing that.
Do you want to know? Yeah? Yeah, you st you're
stuck on it, like it's like of this particular episode,

(46:57):
it's become you're what you're talking about, willis? What did
talk about? Well? List a Dale show? Okay, Ryan, welcome
to the program. Do you have a question for us? Yeah?
I was gonna start. Was showing you guys a picture
a little bit first, there's my profile. Okay, in a
little bit it looks like tall doctor, but it's tall graduate. Yes,

(47:21):
it is indeed a little bit of my background. I
am a physical therapist but as of this year, stay
home dad. Yeah, for all these reasons. And that picture
was about a week or so before my pet School
of graduation when we got our accounts, and that was
with one of my best friends from pat school, Albert

(47:42):
h He and I were big fans of the show,
and we looked at each other and said, Roland's most
giant doctor of physical therapy. Nice fan. I appreciate the
shout out and um, and you're clearly a Star Wars fan,
which Donald Will and Joel will appreciate. Yeah, biggest fans
of you guys. But yes, yes, you can't stump them.

(48:03):
Do you know what the name of Bubba Fed's ship
that was just changed because of the of the name
of the ship, It was just changed to something else
I do. It was slave one. That's the level of
knowledge I have. Yeah. Um, all right, Ryan Goo ahead,
do you have a question for us? You just make
me angry sometimes. I know, I love you, just hold

(48:26):
it in. Yeah. My question, uh kind of ties into
my career story as well to a little bit um.
But you know, of course, of the pandemic that has
been a career shift for me. But I've also had
another career shift and actually going into physical therapy. You know,
I always knew I wanted to go into medicine and

(48:47):
be a healthcare provider, but my wife was the one
who kind of directed me towards physical therapy. We started
dating when she has a second year medical student and
I was starting to go into medical school. But I
just saw the rigor and you know how much she
had studying for her board exams, and you know, I
kind of thought, I don't know if I wanted that

(49:08):
kind of lifestyle. And so she had worked amongst physical
therapists in the hospital while she was rotating, and yeah,
she kind of steered me that direction. And you know,
I haven't looked back since, and having regretted my decision,
you know, I'm still in the healthcare field, got my doctorate,
of course still, So I was just wondering for you guys,
was there any moment your guys' careers or like a

(49:31):
role or anything that calls you guys to kind of
like shift or change career path a little bit. No,
you know, I I always knew I wanted to be
an actor. Since I was five. I had been saying,
you know, I'm going to be an actor when I
get older. That was one thing that all my when

(49:51):
my friends were like, I don't know what I want
to do, I was very clear on it, and I
had already started making moves to make that dream come true.
At a very young age. You know, I talk about
stop motion a lot on this podcast, and you know,
I like to think that would have been my career
path if I had not animation would have been my

(50:13):
career path if I had not chosen to be an actor.
But there's never been a moment where I was like,
you know what, I'm just going to shift careers and
change what I do or what I want to do,
because it's always been acting. Yeah me too, man, I
can't say that I know that's been a Choosing careers
can be really stressful and confusing for a lot of people.

(50:34):
I guess I've been always blessed that the second I
knew it was a job I've said on here, the
second I saw my dad doing a community theater for fun,
and he was a trial attorney, but his hobby was
doing the local plays. And I was like eight years old,
and I remember thinking like, wait a second, hold on,
this is a job, like you can do this, this
could be something that you're allowed to do and you
make money doing this. I never, I never, I never

(50:55):
looked back. I knew that I would somehow be involved
in trying attempting to entertain people really well with it.
Thank you so much. I've liked physical therapist. It feels nice.
Oh god, it does right when they get into that
spot I had. I had a rotator cuff injury from sky.
I have a rotator cuff injury right now. Dude, baby,

(51:17):
you should you listen. You gotta take a thea gun
and put it on there. My therapist is the one
who introduced me to the there a gun. I didn't
know if they're a sponsor on here anymore or they
used to be, but they that's that's a great product,
and it felt so nice when he did it. Let
me ask you a question. Yeah, could you could just
go on like this hurts? I feel it, but I

(51:37):
but the doctor told me eventually he's like, I did everything.
I did everything you can do. PRP is that with
something Ryan, I did everything you can do. And he
said the only thing left to do is surgery. And
he goes, you don't want to have shoulder surgery. It's
the fucking nightmare. So I just live with it. Yeah,
surgery is one of those things that they sometimes don't
get it right. Huh No, it's just that well Ryan
can answer that. I do. But he said, you're at

(51:58):
least six months in a sling, and I was like,
I'm good, Yeah, yeah, you want Rotator Custer, especially if
you're active, and yeah he said, he said, you know
you have to peel. You have to peel the muscle
back to fix it and then put it back. And
he's like, this is if you can operate with it,
and you're just He's like, just don't do that. So
I don't raise my hand anymore. So basically, yeah, if

(52:22):
I have a question, I go left you all right, Ryan,
you got another question for us? I do, And this
one actually is directly related to an episode of Scrubs.
The episode was in season eight, which I know is
a little bit further along, or you guys are the
episode was my Cousin. You guys recall that episode or not? Um,

(52:44):
but that one involved the leader cousin pledge your cousin. Yes, yes,
that had to be one of the funniest episodes of
TV I've ever watched any show. Thank you? Yeah, of course.
And do you have weener cousins in your life? I
would about to say, do you have a winner cut?
I hope there's just leading to you having a ween
your cousin. I hope this, I truly hope this means

(53:04):
that you have locked you have docked, Yes, no, no cousin. Yeah, ween,
your cousin is not docking. Donald, It means that you
have no you recall. It means that you have occupied
the same vulvo. Yeah, not at the same time, but no, no,

(53:25):
at different times, at different times certified. Yes. So, um, Ryan,
is this leading to you having a share of Volvo
Volvo with a friend's story because we love those? No,
not um, But I was just dying with laughter when
they were showing all the background players, especially Colonel Doctor

(53:48):
and shoop dog resident. Yeah. Uh. They were enacting the
you know wow or plag the shape right uh. And
what got me was just the last scene when it
was Kelso and the janitor enacting the weener because I
don't even remember. We haven't gotten that far, yea. Donald
and I are not weener cousins. Okay, No, I don't

(54:11):
think we don't and I don't know that we will
ever be weener cousins. Well now I can say that
we won't be, but well, you never know. You might
you might have been weener cousins have not known it.
You might jump back into my past and get with
some of the young hotties that I grew up with,
or I don't know. I don't think that's in my future,

(54:32):
but I don't think it is. It's pretty hard to
be you know. I you know, I think good friends
have a rule saying that obviously things happen accidentally. You
didn't know that you that you that you had you
had vacated that particular vulva ulva. Well, I was just

(54:54):
wanted to find out who you guys thought was there.
Kelso and the Janitors share, Oh, that's a good credit,
and I who would Kelso and Janitor have both been
with Laverne? Yeah that, Oh god, gotta be Laverne at
the pool party, at the above ground pool party. Oh,

(55:17):
because we never know what goes down at those above
ground pool parties, and we assume that it's definitely sexual
and um that there's drugs involved. That's hilarious. A bunch
of doctors high on drugs. Fucking you can't beat that
with a baseball. Yeah, I would love that. That would
be a great everyone's like make a Scrubs movie. I

(55:37):
would make the above Ground I would make the LaVerne's
above ground pool Party movie. The movie is basically a
comedy for the first forty five minutes, and it's just
straight porn for the last twenty five minutes. I don't
know if Alma writes going to be down with that?
Do you want to make the call, because as you
would call, she is a church going woman. I don't

(55:58):
think she's gonna be down for part two. What if
you're like Alma, you're only in part one. By the way,
if we did make a Scrubs movie, it would be
a great sort of spine, if you will to for
the film. The structure to make it all cutting in

(56:21):
and out of one insane day at LaVerne's above the
pool party, like it splinters off from but it all
takes place at the pool party, and it comes off
to all the mayhem that happened, kind of like that
movie you Love with Rogan and Francomain about the End
of the World. I love that movie. All right, it's

(56:42):
time for San Diego's favorite segment. Everyone, it's time to
fix your all right, Ryan, you seem like you've got
a great life. You live in San Diego. For goodness sakes,
everyone would love to live in San Diego. You live
in La Joya. No, okay, we'll move to Lajoya because
that's where neighborhood in San Diego. Where are you living

(57:03):
in San Diego? Del Sero? Okay, I didn't go to
the Old Globe, the Old Globe theater. I've walked fast
it any times. All right, Well, Donald wants you to
go see a play there because he wants to play.
They do a lot of Shakespeare there, not just Shakespeare.
They do regular non Shakespeare plays as well. Donald, I
believe like yours Steve Martin wrote it. Yeah, very nice.

(57:24):
You didn't go see it, no, but it is a
laya playhouse as well. Great place to see theater and
a great place to go to the beach, and it's
a beautiful place. I feel like we're doing an ad
for San Diego. How can we help you? Rhyme. We
want to fix your life even though your life seems
to be amazing. Beautiful wife, two children, you got a
smile on your face. You can't possibly need anything fixed.
Thank you, thank you. I was actually contemplating this section

(57:48):
for a while and original I wanted to ask me
about kids, but I think we had that cover. But
you know, since I had the chance to talk with
you guys as artists. I was thinking, you know, what
does it take to start a podcast? I've thought of
some ideal one, you know, during my time at home,

(58:08):
and I was just curious on your guys thoughts on that. Well,
you you got the hardest part down. You came up
with an idea for a podcast. That's the hardest thing
to do. Um. It's easy to say I want to
start a podcast, but then it's like, well what am
I going to make the podcast about. You seem to
say you just said you thought up the idea during

(58:28):
your your quarantine. It's it's you know, we got very lucky.
We have Daniel and Joel and they handle a lot
of the business for us. I'm not business, a lot
of the uh michigas, thank you for us. But you know,
to start up a podcast, one you need an idea

(58:50):
and two you need people that want to listen to it,
and you need to find a platform to use to
deliver it to people. I mean, that's really all I
can say. We got lucky. Somebody said to us, we
really want to do a podcast with you guys, and
we were like, we really want to do a podcast
with you, And that's how I heeart happened. It doesn't
happen like that for everybody. So, you know, I think

(59:11):
that if you have a good idea and it's something
you're passionate, but first of all, it should be something
you're super interested in. Donald and I are super interested
in being silly and laughing with each other. We're very
lucky that we have going through the show to help
us because it kind of gives us a framework of
things to talk about, but also we could just sit
here and giggle with these two characters all day long.
It's something we really enjoy. So I think your audience,

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and you know, you have to talk about something that
you're that there will be an audience that will be
just as interested in the subject matter as you are,
and something you look forward to doing because it's this
isn't it's not zero amount of work. You know, it
does take some work to put it out, and of
course Joel and Dan will do a lot of work
behind the scenes to make it all sound good. But

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that's my advice is that if you're going to do
it and take it on, to have it be something
that you're just could talk endlessly about, and also to
surround yourself with good people who are great conversation less because,
as we've said a few times, Donald and I love
to chat and be silly. But we pulled Joel and
Daniel onto the show and pulled them from behind the
scenes to in front of the scenes because we find

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them so genuinely interesting and and good people to chat with.
What you're trying to get it? Wait, hold on, that's
not the one I meant. I can't find you. Honor me, Daniel,
you honor Mary? You will you honor me? Don't gonna
get you some stickers and we can put the little
stickers on it. Right. Well, you're supposed to come fix
the pad. You're supposed to update the pad. You're supposed
to put labels on the pad. And now I have
to Yes, you think I've got a brother pe touch

(01:00:55):
Daniel bring You know when people tweet shit, they're like
they put the clap sign after Daniel, bring over your
P touch. You should do it all at the same time. Okay,
let me try that, bring over your P touch. Okay, Okay. Now,

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when your podcast becomes a global hit like ours, Ryan,
you're gonna need a sound pad and you're gonna be
an engineer who refuses to update it. Okay, that's part
of the sound pad. Make sure Ryan that you've got
an engineer who gets you a sound pad that takes
a computer programmer to operate because it's so complicated. In

(01:01:40):
honor of Daniel not updating the sound pad, I'm just
gonna hit a random button and see what comes up.
You're welcome. This is my new favorite. We got point
Dexter run the violin, and Louis said from litt alone, Mela,

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we have something something on the guitar and the little
old me jamal m all right, Ryan, you're welcome. You're welcome.
Good luck with your podcast. Thank you, and I hope
to enjoyed. San Diego man an engineer who can give
you a sound pad? That what is donald? We're doing

(01:02:24):
a show here? What's going on? I got I got
a kid in here? What's up on? Yes? Go? What
did he ask for? Jesus, Jesus, Jesus right now, yo,
this kid is right now. This kid's getting good at basketball, man,
like for real, for real life. I believe it. He's
starting to shake him bake, he's starting to shoot. It

(01:02:45):
looks like he knows how to shoot now you know
what I mean, Like it's starting to happen. I'm watching
him play with his friends and go buy his friends
and shoot floaters, and he's watching basketball games with me.
He's staying up late to watch the basketball games. Like
my dreams are coming. They are coming. With this dog
up by being too like a grow dad about it.

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I'm not, dude. He's the one that freaking gets me
to the point He's like that, can we go play
basketball again? I'm like, oh my god, I just played
basketball with you five minutes ago. I'm done playing basketball.
But okay, let's go. You know what I mean. Yeah,
it's a lot of telling you one thing. Don't get
too into it or he will not want to play. Okay,

(01:03:35):
all right, Ryan, you gotta go. Thank you for coming.
Thank you so much, Thank you, thank you. I'm gonna
be honest with you, guys. I think we did it.
We did do it. Oh yeah, all right, Well, thank
you to Ryan, and thank you all to listening. Hey,
there's new merch. This is the first episode where we
can tell you go to Cotton Bureau dot com. There's
a Jowell t shirt. You can finally have the queen

(01:03:58):
on your shirt. There's an awesome drawing that we licensed
from a beautiful artist of me riding Donald and there's
a thought bubble of an eagle and um, and there's
um the character names on on the shirt. And I
don't yell at me. People are already yelling at me.
Donald that says we didn't put ted on the shirt.
There was only room for certain amount of we'll put

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ted on the next shirt. I said the same thing
when I saw the ship. I'm just gonna put it
out there. But you said you didn't say it to me.
I know. I said it's in my head. I was like,
oh great, that's so helpful that you said it in
your head. I see, I said the same thing, Oh
to me, No, in my head. Um, all right, we

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love you guys, thank you so much for listening. And um,
we'll see. I don't tell you guys this enough, Dan Joel,
I love you guys. Love Tank forever, will Tank forever.
Race about Shure we made about a bunch of docs

(01:05:05):
and nurses and a janitor who loved him. I said,
he's the stories nephew. All should go. So gather around you.
Here are gather around you, here are scrut free. Watch
your wins and time. Mm hmmm.