509: My Half-Acre

On this week's episode, JD meets Julie Quinn (Mandy Moore) and falls head over heels in love. In the real world, we're getting cabin fever.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi baby, Hey man, you dude. Oh man, I'm starting
to get cabin fever. On lockdown again. No, we're not
on lockdown yet. We will be on lockdown soon. Is
that what they're saying about it? Later? They're going to
shut it back down. No, they're not saying. Nobody's saying
that right now. But what if these numbers keep trending

(00:21):
the way they're trending. I mean, it's gonna be the
way it is. You know, animation takes a really long time.
It takes so long. Can you hire someone to help
you with your project? No, I could, I've I've I'm
not at that stage yet, but it takes really really long.

(00:45):
And we haven't even started. We're not even close to
animating yet. We're you know, we're still putting the writer's
room together. But thank you so much Adult Swim for
giving us the budget to put a writer's room together.
Hiring writers, Yes, because I'm really excited. That's a lot

(01:06):
of fun and I've never done that before and it
would be really cool to bounce side. Now. Do you
have lots of people that you have worked with before
that you think might be good for this. I was
told this is what I was told, you never know
how someone is in the writer Someone could be really
great at pitching ideas and stuff like that to you,
but when they get into a writer's room, it could

(01:27):
be something completely different. So I went out and I
vetted a bunch of people. I talked to a bunch
of people. The people that I also also people that
I wanted to be in the writer's room because this
takes so long, because animation takes so long. They were
available and now they're no longer available. And so I
remember being in the Scrubbe writer's room and there were

(01:49):
there were sort of all different types of writers at
the table. There were some people like Mike Schwartz's in
this episode as Lloyd, for example, who were just hilarious
with jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, some of them not
even usable in the show, just a hilarious human being
and um. And then there are people who were like
really good story. They weren't necessarily the jokes people, but
they would help you break the whole arc of the episode.

(02:10):
And so Bill had assembled this sort of team of
different people with different skill sets. Right, but this one,
this one is just ideas as of right now. And
but we're not there yet. We haven't even opened up
the writer's room yet. We've got the people, the people
that are going to do it there, they've all said yes, good,

(02:30):
But now we're waiting on I guess the availability. I
don't know what we're waiting on now. But we're not
doing it this week. We were supposed to start this
week and now we're starting next week. Okay, animation takes forever. Dude,
Well but you're not animating anything right now. You're just
in the writing phase. But animation period takes forever. Like
that's that's the that's the rule of thumb in the

(02:51):
industry of animation. You know, it always takes forever. Every
meeting is so important. Okay, Well, I would have thought
that the writing was no different than any other writing.
You're just writing. You're not sitting there trying to move
a piece of clay around. No, but you got to
write to the specs of the first of all, you
got to write to scale. You have to write too,

(03:13):
all right, we have a budget, so you can't get
out of control and write something that's so crazy that
you know, right, well, that's like anything I'm wriking an
indie movie. I can't make it. There be a plane
crash right exactly? Can happen off camera? Though? Right? Oh
my god, look at that plane crash exactly. But with

(03:36):
with animation you can you can be big to a
certain point and then kind of got a scale back.
So well, you you know, you could probably a lot
from Seth Green because he's done this right. He could
be a good mentor to you. Well, I'm working with
his company. He's always been Him and Matton have always

(03:57):
been very very very very generous. You should invite Seth
Green to come on the podcast. It'd be a lot
of fun. I wonder if you'd do it. Why would
set are your friends with Seth Green? Why would Seth
Green be too cool for school to do our pode?
We're a Scrubs rewatch show, so he'd probably be like
I was never on Scrubs. Well that doesn't matter. We
could do a special episode with Seth Green where we

(04:17):
talk about his very long career and how he segued
into producing Robot Chicken and all the many things he's done.
I'm down to have him one. Seth dat po Danel,
wouldn't you be interested in that? Daniel very much? So?
I love Seth Green. Yeah, I love Seth Green too.
Why you guys are speaking my language here? Look, Seth
Green is. Seth Green is a beloved performer, very much.

(04:39):
So Seth Green's amazing. I want to talk to him
about being um Um the Sun to Um doctor doctor Evil, Scott.
You want to talk to him about Scott Evil? Yeah?
Um should be getting the show. Sure, where's Joel Joel um?

(04:59):
We had to move our time today and Joelle couldn't
do noons, so she's dry joining us late and a
rapt little Oh so this is gonna be a slightly
more masculine show. Let's get this stunt stories about show.
We made about a bunch of doctor nurses stories. So

(05:28):
YadA around here, a yado around here. What an episode.
It is the moment that where everyone's lives changed and
we got to see Donald's do the poison dance. This
is a very, very epic episode. This is the episode

(05:49):
where zb had his had pulled some stunt casting and
had his then girlfriend with my girlfriend Lee Mandy Moore
on the show to be his new love interest. And
she's great. She's so funny in it. She's really good,
she's really funny. She's got great comic timing that man anymore.
And there's got a lot of it's got saltine, It's

(06:12):
got Yeah, let's just start with the biggest topic. I
know we've touched on this before, but slow it down, Okay.
Tell everyone the story of how you didn't even read
the script for the poisoned dance. You had been told
to put together a little routine because you're a good dancer,
and you showed up and had no clue and had
to improvise a dance that has now been made immortal

(06:34):
in Fortnite. First of all, I think I was also
late that day. So I am so at this point,
I'm newly divorced, and I'm out on the town. Yeah,
I'm dating again, and so and also Scrubs is really really,
really really popular at this point, right, So you were

(06:56):
out and about at the clubs, as the kids say,
I was out in the clubs trying to make it happen,
you know, like everybody else that was at the club
trying to make it happen. Anyway, So I think I
was late, and I remember getting there and the whole
cruise there, and I'm like, what the hell is going on?
And Bill goes, Oh, you gotta dance, and this this

(07:19):
is the episode where you know you did? You truly
know nothing about this. I had no clue what we
were doing that day? Did we? Did we? You know,
because some episodes we'd have read through, and very more
often than not, we didn't. This was not one of
those read through episodes. And if it was, I don't remember.
I don't remember, I don't listen. I got there and
I was totally caught off guard. Like, okay, so you

(07:41):
got there and everyone's waiting, you're late, you're probably hungover,
and they're like, hey, you know about the dance routine
that you're gonna do right right? But I couldn't understand
why the whole, the whole, the whole company, everybody from
Scrubs from Crafty to everybody's in the room to watch
this ship. And I'm like, because they probably thought Donald

(08:01):
has worked out some hilarious dance. We want to see it.
So Rob goes first, and Rob really did work out
or Rob had probably rehearsed for two weeks, and so
we're block shooting also, so everything has to be this way,
and everything is facing the television right right right, and

(08:22):
Rob goes first, and I have to immediately go up
after him. All right, now, when you're watching Rob, you're
going too fast. When you're watching Rob, are you laughing? Yeah, dude,
I can't stop laughing. I can't say I can't stop
laughing because he literally did the whole song. So Rob
does the whole working foot. He even has everyone's watching
to see what you can He's worked out a whole routine.

(08:45):
Oh right, Like I'm not even sure if it's in
the where he goes oh, where he's singing like he
goes hardcore. Yeah, the whole song. It's not an exaggeration
to say that he probably worked that out over the
course of two weeks. Yes, like literally, like, dude, he's
got can you come out and play? And he throws
up like a ball, an imaginary ball, and hits it

(09:08):
with a bat you know what I mean, an imaginary bat.
Like by the way they go U, I love that
they go a nice job on the costume and he
goes what costume, Ye, my normal gear, But that's not
his normal stuff. We know that. We know that the
todd well, that might be his air banding uniform. I
don't know anywhere anywhere you're watching and you're going, Todd's

(09:29):
killing it. What's going through your head? Are you? Are
you starting to think about like what you're gonna do? No,
because I all I know is the song is Poison,
And I'm like, oh, I got this shit. Just please
be faster than I remember, because sometimes songs come on
that you used to dance to and they're a little
bit slower than you remember them being, and so the
moves that you're gonna do to them don't necessarily fit.

(09:51):
And I'm like, if it's poison, I think I could
do this if I you know, and it comes on,
I'm fucking drunk. Everybody's watching, You're drunk. You're still drunk. No,
Like I'm like still hungover from the club, Like I'm
still it's in me, you know what I mean? Like
this shit's still in me? Now? Was this a bell?
It's a bell? BIV Devoso one of the best bands

(10:13):
ever in the history of my life were New Addition,
and then what came from New Addition Ralph Tresh. Now
I'm watching watching This is Pop on Netflix and there's
a whole section. Um but anyway, so does any of
these moves? Were they a part of their music video?
Or you just know. I was just riffing. Like when

(10:34):
I was a kid, we did we used to do uh.
Me and my buddies would do new addition like concerts
like we would do. We'd put the music on and
we'd work out routines and stuff like that, and we'd
each pick one of the band members to be And
so a lot of the moves that I did in
this were from me being a kid in us, me

(10:57):
and my buddies dancing and stuff like that. But as
far is putting it together and and and uh in
an order or anything like that, that's I had no
clue what I was. Like, I know, you're just freestyle.
That's what's so amazing about it is that you hadn't
It's one thing that you're a good dancer, which you
naturally are, but you also are just improvising this. You

(11:17):
don't really know where you're going next with it. No,
you did it so seamlessly. Yeah, well, you know, part
of it's like the lyrics and because I knew the
song so like this was one of my jams back
in the day, Like I used to rub this shit
all it's poison poison, yes, Spider Man A freeze and
full effect. Like I knew the ship by heart regardless,
so when it came on, I was like, oh, this

(11:40):
is this is gonna be easy. And what was great
it was when they cut finally and everybody cheered. Part
of me was like, you know, oh, thank god, I
just dodged a bullet. But the other part was like,
you know the other another part of me was like,
oh shit, I wonder how this is gonna look when
when people see it, because and I knew it was

(12:01):
gonna be good because I remember I was dating a
girl at the time, and John Michelle, when he was
editing this, called me into the editing bay and she
was with me. I made her come to work with me,
or she dropped me off at work that day, and
I remember her being so fucking pissed off that she
had to drop me off at work. And John Michelle
called me in with her to see the rough cut,

(12:21):
and he's like, dude, you gotta see this, and she's like,
And I remember the girl being like, she sits down
and watches and it comes on, and her whole attitude
shifted as she was watching it. She went from being
so pissed off that she had to be there to
being so impressed, and I remember being like, oh, this
ship could be fire. And when it came out, you know,

(12:42):
I knew a lot of people, a lot of talk,
a lot of people ago. This is two thousand and six.
I looked it up and this is something that Scrubs
fans adore and has come up so many times in
our life. And of course there was it was like
what do you call it? For the fortnight? But even
even with Fortnite, even though Fortnite did it like it was,

(13:03):
it pops up and it would pop up in memes
and all types of shit. Yeah all the time. People
love it. Now did you only do one take? Yeah?
That's only one take? Wow? Wow she had she had
shot two sizes, probably simultaneously. Yeah. No, it was every year,
it was two cameras. Yeah, let everybody. Yeah, well it's
very funny man. And then and then your whole arc

(13:24):
in this episode is so funny that you you piss
off Kelso So then he's he's made up no air
banding signs, which is like footloose if you really think
about it, dancing it's the plot of footlooseing Scrubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so that's Lloyd the guy air banding is the drummer
is Mike Schwartz, one of the funniest writers on Scrubs,
really really great guy. And he would play Lloyd. We've

(13:46):
spoken about him before and uh and he got Sammy playing.
I think sam was a left handed guitarist right, yes, yeah,
well he played the bass. He played on the Janitors,
playing bass in the Yeah, but usually, but usually Sam
would play bass like with his band. Okay, in real
life he would play a left handed bass, but he

(14:07):
plays it left handed. Now. I noticed at the end
everyone's pretty much is selling it well like like obviously,
Muschwartz is a decent must be a decent drummer. He
looks like he knows what he's doing, right, Neil is
at least making it look like he's playing the bass.
We listen to that song over and over and over again. Sammy,
he's like firing away on the fucking left handed guitar.

(14:28):
I had never heard more than a feeling until this moment,
until you shot it, until I shot it that day.
That's funny. That's a famous song. Yeah, more than a
feeling and used to play Scrubs by the way, I
was just before you before you continue scrubs. Wicky pointed
out something that I didn't even know that you say

(14:51):
a line that a lot of people say wrong without
knowing it. It's not I may be dreaming, it's I
begin dreaming. Oh okay, I'm just saying there's probably a
lot of people whose minds are blown right now because
they know the song very well, including Daniel count one
right here, Including Daniel. I had that recently with Tea Pain.

(15:13):
You guysn't you guys to buy you a drink? Yeah,
and then I'm gonna take you home. I always thought
it was oh, we I'm gonna take you hope, But no,
he says. And then the bartender she made us drinks
to drink. We drunk. The men got drunk. Shit gets

(15:35):
me every tale that Tea Paint, that's tea Pain, you know,
I feel such I feel such an affinity for Tea
Pain ever since he was on this This is Pop
Special and said that Usher put him to a four
year depression for saying he ruined music. So sad. I
don't mean to laugh, because I depression is real, and
I know the man isn't lying, But I mean, I

(15:56):
don't know anything about tea Pain and he was so
heartfelt and documentary I felt so bad for them. I
call them and fucking apologized. Dude. That dude had some
of the hottest songs I ever heard in my life. Man, hell,
buy you a drink. I'm in love with the stripper
features for days. Dude, He's on everything. Well, you said,

(16:17):
was it you were? The No? Was it you were?
The documentary that they say that all these rappers they
didn't want to be associated with with the with the
auto tune, but they wanted his hooks, so they had
him do the fucking hooks with the sound that was
so popular, and then they'd rap over it and they
felt like, I'm not really doing that shit. Tea Pains
do it in the back of exactly exactly in the

(16:38):
document right, Yep. They knew it was popular. They were like, Okay,
I want to use this, but I'm not doing that.
You doing Wayne? Wayne did it so many so did Kanye.
Kanye didn't. Yeah, they talk about that in the documentary.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, Donald, you love this documentary.
And for those of you who actually take our recommendations
on like Donald, check it out. I'm gonna continue watching

(16:58):
the next one is, uh, I watched Auto Tune one,
and then there was the boy band one. Have you
watched them all? Now? I watched I watched the first four.
The next one is the about the Swedish songwriters. Yes,
about how all the pop started to be coming out
of Swedish Sweden Stock. Well, I'm gonna just put it
out there, the people that deserve a lot of a
lot of respect in the game right now, because what

(17:22):
they did was they took their style and ran with
it new addition into Jackson five for sure, like all
the Motown boy band's new addition. But then also Brandy Norwood,
Brandy mo to the e to the Moitia, Brandy, all
of these when she was out, no but her and
Monica were only two doing it. And then all of
these little girls came out doing their music too. That's

(17:44):
why you got Mandy Moore. That's how you got freaking
How dare you lump Mandy Moore in with I'm just
but that's how you got Mandy. That's how you got
freaking Jessica. I don't think there's a Brandy episode of
the This is Pop. But they all know, but all
of them know, all of them. Know. If it wasn't
for Brand's paving the way for these young artists to
see how it's done, it wouldn't have been done. Did

(18:06):
we shout about I'm the same I'm saying, mocassow. I
think it's I'm gonna say it on the side of
the mountaintop or something. No, it's I'm gonna say it
once again. I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna say it
once again. I'm not gonna stop. I thought I was.
I'm gonna say it on the side of the mountaintop.
I'm gonna say it on the side of the mountaintop. Google.
I still like I still like Mama saying I'm aside
my CROs That's what I always say. I'm saying. But

(18:27):
apparently it's I'm gonna say it once again. I'm not
gonna stop, right Agana, I'm gonna say it one more time.
I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna say it one more time.
I'm not gonna stop. I'm saying on my time, I'm
not gonna stop. I'm gonna saying one time. I'm not
gonna stop. I'm gonna saving on a time. I'm not
gonna stop I'm saving them say what say yea, um,

(18:50):
there you go. You've learned something today on the podcast.
It's uh, it's it's I'm gonna say it once again.
I'm not gonna stop. It's not I'm gonna say Mama,
say mocassa. It's not. I'm gonna say it on the
side of the mountaintop. And it's not. That's hilarious. Somebody
actually told me that once. I'm gonna say it on
the side of the mountaintop. Wait what why not just

(19:11):
on the top of the mountain? Just go to the
top of the mountain? Why are you? Why are you?
Why are you going to be on the side? Why
not go all the why not? Why not go all
the way to the top of the mountain? You've come
this far, hit the summit. Maybe he gets tired along
his I'm gonna saying, fucking I can't go no further.
I just gonna say it on the side of the mountaintop. Yeah,
I was gonna stay. My plan when I set out
this morning was to say it on top of the mountaintop.

(19:33):
But I'm fucking tired, so I'm just gonna say it
on the side of And also, it's I'm it's not
I may be dreaming. I may be dreaming, it's I
begin dreaming. So there you go. Um, all right, so
there's a very funny subplot where JD is trying to

(19:56):
rub it in Elliott's face that he's landed this beautiful,
stunning girl. Yes he's not just beautiful, but she's his
exact female doppelganger. Yes, she's dorky, she likes Harry Potter,
she doesn't like sports, she drives a scooter. Not only that,
she's willing to put on old people makeup just to

(20:16):
take a picture. Okay, so let's talk about that. Mandy
and I are dating, and I wrote her into doing
the show, which she was happy to do because she
loved Donald, she loved everybody. She loved the show, She
loved Bill and there, in true Scrubs fashion, like great, Um,
we have a new scene. You guys are gonna be
in eight hours of makeup, And yeah, I remember her

(20:36):
being such a good sport about that. The funny thing is,
I really I was looking at that. I really look
like and you know my dad before he passed Donald,
I looked a lot like my dad, didn't. Guy, Yeah,
you did look like a dad. You did a great job.
And I've done you know those apps where you where
they show you what you look like when you're old,
and it looks a lot like this. This makeup job
like this. This team did a great job. The only

(20:58):
thing is it's a little bit. It's a little it
looks a little heavy. Let's say, the skin all looks
heavy on YouTube, but Mandy went on to do that
for a living with this. Yes, oh yeah, and it's
kind of the same. And it's kind of the same
plot you say, you know, I wanted to take a
picture of us when we were old, just in case
one of us dies in some horrible accident or some

(21:19):
shit like that. And the dude dies in a fire
and we're watching it. Isn't that a spoiler? Bro? I
don't watch this as us, but didn't you just fucking
say a spoiler for people that are just starting this
A is us tonight? I'm sorry, but he dies somehow,
and I could face full face cast to do this,

(21:42):
you know what they do. I don't know if they
do it this way anymore, because it seems really fucking dangerous.
They cover you with this what is it? It's like
a drying it's a drying mold, right, and it's a
limited time. There's like three guys working on you at
one time because it starts setting. It's kind of like
that shit they put in the tray in the Dennis
office to take impressions, but around your whole fucking head.

(22:05):
And what they do is they I don't know what
it is. I'm sorry, I forgot what it is. They
put straws in your nostrils, right, so you could breathe,
and then they cover your whole face except for your nostrils,
and you have to just chill and like keep calm
while it sets. If you're claustrophobic, it's you're fucking you're dead.

(22:25):
You're dead. If you're you could not have it. The
best thing to do is to fall asleep. No, they
I think I think they said they recommended like taking
like an anti anxiety, something like xanax or valium or something.
I don't even know if we did that, but I
remember they're being like, you might some people do take
the edge off with a little anti anxiety medicine marijuana. No,

(22:47):
that would be the opposite for me, that would rely
that would make me like more panic. Did you look
what it says, Daniel, it's what they use. Um. Yeah,
there's like a bunch of different language. So there's silicone putty.
There's also just they call it hutt a lot cavics,
color change algein it. Yeah. But anyway, if you the
closest thing related to is that fucking colored shit they

(23:09):
put in the tray at the Dennis office and take
impressions of your teeth, smells and taste so good. Yeah,
Now imagine all over your face and the only way
you can breathe is through two straws in your nostrils.
I better hope I would pray for. The good news
is once an effects house has done it to you, uh,
they keep your head on file. Really. Yeah, so that

(23:31):
when I went to go use the same effects house
for I wish I was here stuff They don't digitally
do it. Now, that's a very good question. I think
if it's prosthetics, they still take an impression. I remember
asking the woman when I was recently visiting Legacy Effects
and she said they don't do the nostrils straw thing anymore.
That she said, that's really dangerous because if you know,

(23:53):
if something happens and a booger. Let's just say a booger. Yeah,
I think she was. She implied that they just don't
cover the bottom of the nose at all, but they
don't like stick straws up there. Um, so I'm trying
to compete with Elliott. I'm trying to rub it in
her face that I've got a hot chick. And I go,
what's waiting for me in my room is what's known

(24:14):
in the football terms. And what the fuck did he say? Oh?
He says it, you remind me of my mom. That's right, No,
you smell like my mom. Yeah, you smell like my mom.
Walked right, A woman doesn't want to hear that. He
jumped in the bed and was like, oh, you smell

(24:35):
like my mom. She was like two seconds like what
did I say? I walked in when you want my mom? Yeah?
And she left. She didn't like that. But then later
I smell her and I go, mummy, mummy. But but
you also flip it on her. You flip it. And
he's like, I didn't say you smelled like my mom.
I said you smelled like me mom. Memm, No, my mom, my, mom,

(24:57):
my mom? Which is what a flower or something? Yeah,
which it's a flower that grows in some region somewhere.
What about when um, I say, I haven't I haven't
hit it in a little while, but there's good reason,
and Cox goes, yeah, his face and his personality sticks
and stones will and then I good forever, So I

(25:21):
don't hold of a second. JD killed a pony. Jad
apparently killed a pony while doing a prank to Elliott.
The prank was pretending that he was the car was
rolling down a hill and it had no brakes, right,
And Elliott says, I really didn't like it. And also
we learned and later in the episode that not only
did JD kill a pony, but was a hit and run. Yeah. Stop,

(25:43):
it's not really feels out a character for JD to
hit and run a pony, yeah, and a family's pony,
which means only reason they would the only reason they
would have that knowledge is if the family was standing
there right with the pony, like you killed the pony
in front of a little girl and and and then
screeched off, And then it really feels out a character

(26:06):
for JD. But Elliot certainly remembers it and doesn't doesn't
like it. Yeah, it's trying to give JD dating advice
because he's horrible. He always says the wrong thing. But
what I don't understand is how did it go from
you dating uh Julie to Elliott dating Julie and then

(26:28):
you saying to Elliott, stay away from my girlfriend and
stay away from my JD wigs right. Well, because the
fantasy had there's two there's multiple misdirects in this with
the fantasy. The first one is when we go to
us those old people and you think this is them old,
and then we pull the makeup off to reveal that no,
that we've hired the top effects firm in Los Angeles, Yes,

(26:51):
to create old age make up for us, Yes, and
apply seven hours worth of prosthetics just so we could
take a picture. In case one of us dies horribly horribly,
we'll have this memory of us being old together. One
one of you will have this memory of you, guys
being right now. The second time that happens is we

(27:12):
go to a fantasy and you think it's me making
out with Elliet with with Julie, but then you reveal
that it's Elliott, and you think that it's Elliott as
j D. Right, but then break it down again, he says, oh,
and thanks for calling me j D. Right, So it's
really Elliott dressed up as JD is just so that

(27:34):
she could date. Yes, And then JD puts it all
together and tells Elliott to stay away from his girlfriend,
but also to stay away from his JD wigs. It
must be for the first prosthetic that he had when
they were doing the old people. Why does JD have
j D wiggs for the old man j D for

(27:57):
old man j D. No, because old man j D
had old man hair, right, But that's one of his
JD wiggs. I don't know. I just I don't know
because in the in the in the makeup room, in
the hair and makeup room, there were so many JD
wigs for different stunt people and for different purposes. They
literally were like multiple JD wigs. Stay away from my girlfriend, Elliott,

(28:19):
and stay away from my JD wigs. YEA, Season five
is crazy, man, even five is great though. I love it. Yeah,
it's so good. They'll never know what you're gonna get it.
It's just a bag of bat shit. Yeah, it's nuts,
it's Literaliott tells me that I shouldn't have we flash

(28:40):
back to us making out, and she as an example,
I go, are you getting thicker? That's not something to
feel to say? How do you tell your woman? You know,
sometimes a man might truly be saying, especially you Donald's
who has always appreciated the thicker female form, be saying like,

(29:00):
m baby, you're so thick and juicy. You can't to
my wife. Really, what if you want to appreciate like
these curves? Girl? Yeah, my wife works out way too
much too for me to say some dumb shit like
that get killed. How could you say it in a

(29:20):
way that she might appreciate. Damn, I love the way
your body feels against mine, so like, hold, I'm writing
this down. Wow felt that shit. It's like what Elliott
says to JD in this episode. She says, just say,
I'm so lucky I found you. Yeah, I'm happy I found,
glad I found I'm glad I found you, which is magical.

(29:41):
It has like a magic effect on Julie because everybody
wants to feel that way. Everybody wants to feel appreciated,
everybody wants to feel loved. One more thing about the
audition that's so funny is when when Sam, who says
it is Sam, he's gonna be trouble about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(30:01):
but he's just so damn talent talented. Yeah, he becomes
a captain talent talent good, he's gonna be trouble. I
never you did turn out to be trouble. I turned
out to be trouble because I disrespected doctor Kelso. Yeah,
you really went all in on Kelso for some reason

(30:22):
had a burst of having no fear of him at all. Yeah,
out of nowhere. So uh. Cox in this episode has
a hard time showing affection to his son. Now is
this a thing? I mean, I must be right, because
there's plenty of men out there who said their dad's
barely hugged them, their dad's never kissed them there, but
you're you, For example, over my dad, my dad hugged
me and kissed me. Yeah, my dad too, that's weird.

(30:45):
Would my dad would go for the lips sometimes, which
I I didn't really love as an adult man, I
didn't appreciate it. Yeah, but I loved his cheek kisses
and his forehead kisses. I just wasn't I wasn't always
down for a for a lip peck. My mom too
goes for the lip peck. Sometimes I'm all right with
kissing my mom every now and then on the lips.
I think it's like I made you give me those lips, right,

(31:09):
That's how I treat my kids. Right, But you are.
But also your kids are little made you. But anyway,
if Donald and I can give you a public service announcement,
if you're a father, kiss your freaking kid and hug
your freaking kid. Don't be like Cox. Give them hugs,
give them love, give them affection. Don't bring this stupid
masculinity bullshit into it. Right, Donald, preach real talk. The

(31:30):
last thing you want your kid to ever say is
your hits are like hugs to me, Dad, It's the
last thing you ever want to hear your kids say. Well,
my father was a big hugger. So is mine. So
is mine. Yes, you're lucky that you still get to
receive those hugs. So hug your parents. But the love
of God, Cox's character triggered me. We should got a break, right, Yeah,

(31:53):
let's got a break. We'll be right back with more,
including the introduction of Hide the Salt Team, and we
are back. Sorry, thank you, Casey, Guad, don't hate to rabbit.
I want you to know that. I was upstate New

(32:15):
York this weekend with some friends, including my friend Preston
that you know and love, and I played for him
the Casey song and they thought it was fuego really,
and we sang it a lot up there. It became like,
you know, one of the jams of the weekend. Really, Yeah,

(32:35):
I don't know none about raising these foods, so tell
me what to do, nothing about raising these kids, Like, hey,
you go nothing about raising these kids. That's wood, it ease,
and that's wood. Hide the Saltine. I did not know
find the salt Find the saltin right, find the Saltine.

(32:56):
And I did not know it was three players. I thought,
I'll aways thought it was only two players. Well, I
thought it was still you and I thought it was
just a JD and Turk thing. Now, yeah, obviously a
game that the janitor knows about, right, because you go,
you play, and then he pulls and then he pulls
a salteine out from behind his ear. Right, should we
do an ask Bill here and ask where the fuck

(33:18):
find the Saltine? Game? From? Yes, Bill, Bill, this is
a very wacky episode. It's got air banding, it's got
find the Salteine? Where the heck did find the Salteine
come from? Can you please tell us, tell the audience,
tell our fans, tell our listeners. What is the genesis

(33:39):
find the Salteae? Hey, guys, I miss you. I don't
know if that's because I'm busy or because you guys
haven't asked me as much to be on my podcast,
but um, even if my feelings are hurt, I'm going
to try and answer this question, just like in a

(33:59):
positive best friend type away, where did the game find
the salteam come from? On a lot of TV shows,
what you do is you have writers that write the
TV shows and then they hang out in the room
and then they come up with things that they might
think are funny, and then they put them in these
things that we distribute to you guys called scripts. All right,

(34:26):
I don't know where it came from. Goes, we just
made it up. That sounds a little cranky. I just
miss you. Donald. Your kids look beautiful, Zach, you look handsome.
And the one thing I can say think it about
this question is you got graveled. That at least was
real because we used to put pebbles in each other's

(34:47):
shoes in the writer's room, and I think find the
salteam came from getting graveled. And I hope to see
you guys soon and gravel one, if not both of you,
but not Joel, but definitely danil see you guys. Thanks Bill.
So j D gives Elliot bones city, right, well you

(35:11):
do that, but you also you you know Elliott warned
you don't take things too fast, right, and you do
something that I've I don't even think you never did
to Turk with Turk. You gave Julie the key to
your wizard hat chest. First of all, it's a really
funny mislead. It's like you think I gave her the

(35:31):
key of the apartment. It's like she's even trying to
open a door to the apartment. But I'm like, no,
it's but I'm it's like it's better right right? And
then I feel like this is the kind of thing
that you, Joel and Daniel would actually appreciate, like a
key to a secret wizard hat box. Hell, yeah, does
she have her own? Or does do you give her one?

(35:54):
I think that's a very good question. Now, is this
JD's wizard hat collection and I'm letting her use mine?
Or did I specifically buy her her own wizard hat,
because then within less than three seconds, you guys have
already taken the picture. The picture, it's a portrait that's
been Yeah, income coming from is there a Is there

(36:17):
a unicorn in the pick? In the in the Yeah,
we are on a unicorn. I don't know. I don't
know if the unicorn. I don't know if the unicorn
posed for the portrait or not. Do you think that
the artist um had creative license and added the unicorn?
Or do you think we we hired a hired r
You hired him to do. You guys are like, what

(36:39):
would be He was like, well, what would you guys
like to be doing? Because I could do the picture
sitting picked the picture of just like you guys. Of
course we're sitting on the unicorn. How much extra is
it for us to be sitting on a unit? I mean, well,
I have other fictitious animals that we could wow Pegasus, Yeah, Pegasus.

(37:01):
I don't know if it has wings or not, I
don't remember, but it is a unicorn. It is definitely
a unicorn, and you guys are definitely serious. Now that
was a painting that was around forever. I didn't. I
didn't know what to do with it. Did you keep it? Well? Eventually,
Manny and I weren't dating any longer, and I remember,
so what do you do with that? What do you
do with a giant portrait of you and your ex
girlfriend and wizard hats riding at Pegasus? What do you

(37:21):
what do you do with that masterpiece of art? I
don't know. I was never in my house. I just
remember it was. It was in someone's office at Scrubs.
Someone somewhere is like, I got a picture, I got
a painting. This is weird painting of Zach. There's no
way that there's no way that picture got destroyed. Some
writing what could be either a Pegasus and or Unicorn.

(37:42):
If you are a member of the Scrubs crew and
you listen and you have any idea what that portrait is,
please let us know. We would I wonder where it is.
We would like to ask you where it is displayed.
I would love to walk into someone like that. Mandy.
Mandy just had a baby. I'd like to send to
Mandy as the congratulations on your baby present and he's

(38:07):
a mom. Wow, yeah, I know, I can't believe it.
Congratulations to congratulations man, he listens to the podcast, but
if she but if you do, congratulations to you and
your new baby. Turk goes to apologize to Kelso, and
Kelso says he doesn't give a rat's ass about the
apology because he has so many things going on with

(38:30):
his life anyway, one of them being his son. Has
a play off off Broadway, Yeah, called Doctor Dad. It's
not off Broadway's Buffalo. Yeah, he got over in Buffalo.
What does that mean? He got held over in Buffalo, Gona.
It's gonna keep Oh my god, someone someone one day.

(38:56):
She just compile all of the stories about Kelso's gaze. Yeah,
well he's a successful play right too, Doctor Dad. Listen,
Doctor Dad is being held over in Buffalo. That means
at least sold some tickets today. It's a musical, right, yeah,
it is a musical. It is a musical, Doctor Ja.

(39:24):
I laughed so much at this episode, like it's crazy, dude,
just crazy crazy. I really didn't remember that Season five
was was noticeably more wacky and sillier and funnier. This
is outrageously crazy, all right, So, Julie we um we
were we got our wizard hats and we got a

(39:44):
portrait and we're on matching scooters and we pass a
sign that says land for sale. Pretty much, it's an acre,
it's a half acre. It's a half acre. This episode
is called My half Acre. I believe right, dyes, um
and um. We also learn a little side note that
the janitor stores or has been caught storing deer meat

(40:06):
in Kelso's office mini. Where is he? Well, he's clearly
a hunt hunter. Yeah, he's a hunter because he did
have a squirrel army. But why this feels like if
you're the janitor of a giant hospital, the head janitor
of an enormous hospital, why would you choose the head
of the hospital's mini fridge destroy your dear meat. There's
got Clearly Troy has some place in the walk in

(40:31):
crazy ice. Margo could probably find a spot for you
right in the fridge, right. I don't know. I love
little things like that that come out and scrubs one
liners that like we're talking about the pony, like they
just meant to be like one line punch lines. We're like, wait, wait,
let's just dissects. This was a hidden run and it
was on a date with Elliott, and we know that

(40:53):
it was a family's pony, so if you put that
match together, the family was standing when they're with the pony,
and JD tried to impress Elliott during a date and
pretended his brakes were out. The prank winner Rye. The
pony was killed, and we sped off and then sped
off before asking if anybody was okay. The j of

(41:20):
the janitor is a deer hunter, or actually it's knowing
the janitor. It's probably even funnier if he had nothing
to do with killing the deer. He just needed a
place to stores menicon. Yes, I noticed there was a
lot of improv in this episode. A lot of there
were actually I take it back, there was a lot
of in this episode. Every time the cold open, they

(41:41):
didn't had to get out of it like they could tell,
so they just had like what if I jump from
here to there and hurt myself? No, I go eagle.
There's a lot of prat falls in this episode. When
all those failed, just have JD falls in his face. Well,
Mandy falls on her face. Mandy had a very nice fall,
by the way. I remember on the day that one

(42:02):
in the restaurant, she was so game four. The stunt
woman did the biggest part of the tumbler, but I remember,
you know, she still had to she still had to
do a sort of big drop back without a matt that.
You know. It was a bit of a this is
gonna hurt, but it'll be funny and uh, and she
was game. She went for it. Here it is. And
I remember we were dating and I was like, yeah, girl,

(42:24):
you take that stunt fall, darling, You're good at this.
So Turk also, So Turk finally gets up the nerve.
You know, the janitor presses to him. You know, the
reason why he's upset isn't because you said no to
the procedure he's mean to say no to speaking for him.

(42:45):
He's upset because you disrespected him. And so Turk apologizes
for disrespecting Kelso to Kelso. And we learned that the
cool Cats don't just rock together. I mean, they just
they rolled together. And then you have like a band

(43:07):
shake where you just tap your cast to go cool Cats,
cool cast. But it's gotta be low. It's gotta be
real low. It's always real low. It's always like cool
Cats back. Do you remember if that comes I don't
know if it ever comes back again. But I laughed
very hard at oh shit. I laughed very hard when
the janitor says when when he when he when he

(43:27):
pulled out his salt team when you're like, do you play? Dude?
I laughed very hard when Ted breaks his imaginary bass.
Why Ted break is because Kelso tells him to get
back in his cage and he takes off his bass
and throws him on the ground and go, oh, I
shouldn't have done that? Was that Ted? Or? Yeah? What about?
What about when Mike Schwartz says, Lloyd, uh, you see

(43:50):
him put the the pantomime drumsticks in his back pocket. Yeah,
that's real commitment. Yeah. Now we pull up to a
half acre and we're moving so fast, even though Elliott
appears in the realtor sign and says, what are you doing?
You always do this, You always go so fast. You're

(44:12):
gonna buy land with this woman? And I say, the
only thing I've got in my portfolio is some Eastern
Airline stock and an unopened pack of lay missed trading cards.
Did they did they make lay Miss trade? I'm sure
they do, Daniel. Can you check if if lay Miss
Trading cards are thinking? Would Preston though Preston would definitely know.

(44:33):
But but Daniel's gonna look it up. Um, I had
Three's Company trading cards. How could there not be lay
Miss trading cards? Wait, you had three Company trading cards?
Who would There's only five characters on the whole damn show. No,
it was like remember how trading cards used to be
like you know these when we were growing up there
were trading cards for everything. It would be like, you know,

(44:54):
so it was like that funny moment where John where
Jack fell over the couch, and then it would be
like Chrissy like this, and it would just be like
a moment from the scene. Got it, Yeah, go ahead, Daniel.
Not a ton of trading cards, lots of like fan
made kind of stuff, but unfortunately no official Layman's trading.
Let's get into this, Donald, Tops, Tops, make it happen. Tops, listen, Tops.

(45:18):
I know that we don't have any rights to the
income from this, but you have two packs sold. If
you make Lama's Trading cards, I would also like Lama's
funco pops. Um. All right, I think we did most
of it, right, Do we have a guest? Guests just arrived?
All right, good, I'm gonna whisy Winkle and we'll be

(45:40):
right back with a very exciting guest. And we're back.
We're back. We're back. We're back back back but back
back back but but back but back. Daniel, you know
this bamp bampa bamp bamp bamppapa pop up? What is

(46:00):
that R? That sounds like? Oh, I was I was
gonna say rush. I was gonna say rush. Weren't gonna
say rush rush. That's a great, that's say rush down.
I did say bell biv DeVoe. I'm not gonna lie.
I was going to say Metallica and be wrong. Just
gotta be. You got rush even from that. All right,

(46:22):
bring them in, bring me our guests. We gotta call
it talks to show dudes, you know, like a ball
smoke some maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Joan,
let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up

(46:43):
for shan happening. Sean, you are on the show, and
tell who's with you? All right? This is my boss.
His name is Kenny. Yeah. Nice. You guys are in white.

(47:08):
I'm telling the audience they're in white lab coats. They're
wearing they're wearing masks. Surgical assuming you can't take off
your masks because you're at work, and that's the rule. Okay,
and um that's all we know. There's a sign behind
them that says no eating or drinking. Inside there appears
to be fluorescent lighting and just a little bit of

(47:28):
a hint of a cloud picture deep in the background
on a maroon wall. All right, what's up, guys? Where
are we? What's happening? Yeah, so we're we're in a
conference room at the Innovation Center beyond meats and oh
beyond meat get on, because there was an episode I
think in season zero whereas accaid like, oh yeah, I

(47:50):
beyond meating it. It's pretty good. And we're like, oh yeah,
we're here in a couple of shout outs. So we're like,
oh man, maybe that's our way in. So this is
your way in because by I listen, I want to.
I'm glad that Joel Joel, who can't be here right now.
I'm glad she organized this because Donald and I are
are both having varying degrees of success getting off land animals. Yeah,

(48:11):
I am one hundred, not one hundred, I'll say ninety
eight percent there. I occasionally have a dabble Donald's back
down to pretty much eating everything good work. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm I'm closer to around. You know. But when I
but you did reduce, you did reduce. We'll give you

(48:31):
points for reduction. Yes, but but I but I will
have to say, and I don't think beyond meats even
a sponsor, but I will say they should be tell
your tell your friends in marketing. But I will say,
my biggest thing when my personal biggest thing when it
came up to like giving up meat, was oh, but
I love cheeseburgers. That's like my favorite thing. Yea, and yeah,
and I and I have to say, uh, you scientists

(48:53):
over there have figured something out. It tastes good. What's
the secret? Yeah? Not just not Yeah, how do you
turn pet into red heat meat? It's about yellow pee.
That's the protein that we're using. Oh yeah, tell us
about that. What's the secret. I mean, you have to
give us a secret. And greening you'll probably be fine.
Oh yeah, we'll share what we can share here. But yeah,

(49:13):
I mean keep down. You know, what we're doing here
at the Innovation Center is where we all come from
various different scientific backgrounds. We're trying to take the knowledge
that we know from all of these different areas and
really understand what's going on with the animal meat and
what's going on with our product. So if we can
really take that science and understand, you know, how do
we put this fat, this protein, these minerals, this water,

(49:33):
you kind of construct it in a clean label way
so that we can kind of get a more realistic
and more representative and plant based product. That's the work
that we're working on here, and so ultimately we're using
a lot of clean label ingredients. We're trying to make
sure that we can get those things processed with the
minimal amount of processing. So that's just eat pressure, temperature, time,

(49:56):
and kind of controlling how we can mix all of
those things together. Really, we're using the same equipment that
you find in a you know, kitchen, but scaled up
or you know, in any type of bread or pastum
making processing factory and twisting how we kind of think
about it, so thinking a little outside of the box
how those types of processes are usually done to try

(50:16):
and get something that's realistic. So what is it? It's
before we go forward, so I could make I could
make beyond meat in my kitchen. I mean every I
think if you look on YouTube, there's a lot of
people who try and make what we make in their kitchen,
and you know, different levels of success. I would say,
but you know, we do have some proprietary parts that
we really crack down here that really make our texture,

(50:40):
our mouth feel, our juice. It would be funny if
that was me the ingredient list. There's a few proprietary
things like colmy that no, No, now I have a question.

(51:01):
I listen. I honestly think it tastes amazing. Um, how
does the price point come compare because obviously that's on
people's minds. They go, well, I'm not going to pay
more for it for sure, No, And that's something that
we're working on, you know, for the last couple of years.
So it is a little bit more of a premium
product right now as it stands compared to the Animal Meet.
But there's you know a lot of things that we

(51:22):
have to take into consideration. They're the subsidies that the
Animal Meet industry guests from, yes, the government from taxes,
our scale as we start as we increase. You know,
when I started here six years ago, we were working
on the original burger, and we were making that in
a little kitchen here in lah you know, kind of

(51:42):
a handmade kitchen where we were doing hundreds of burgers
a day and that kind of scale compared to where
we're at now, tens of thousands of you know, patties
per day or whatever we're making. They're everywhere, and they
also have sausages. We had Donald and I got. I
think you guys are probably responsible because someone sent us
the motherload care package we got. Yeah. Yeah, but then um,

(52:06):
but then Donald, there was breakfast sausage, there was there's
our Joel. There were a burger Joel. It's been a
very masculine show without you. We really really need it. Oh,
I'm so happy to bring my feminine energy to the podcast. Yeah,
we need it. We need it. Well, we're learning at
these gents are telling us all about beyond me. Donald,
you had a question, go ahead. Yeah. So it's really delicious,

(52:31):
and there's some people like you order it from restaurants
and they've really mastered the way in cooking it, whereas
like if I cook it, it's not as juicy, you
know what I mean, Like it's a little bit, but
it's still delt like I like a burger bell done,
so I don't mind a burger that's not that you
know that juicy, But then you get it from a
restaurant and they figured out a way to make it

(52:51):
so it's literally like you're biting into a hamburger. What
is the what is the difference? Are you guys giving
people like a different way to cook it? Like, how
do you cook it to make it so it's just
like a hamburger? No? I think it Maybe it kind
of boils down to like like in the burger, Like,
we do have some work to get it perfectly there.
You know, you guys have seen it or tasted it.

(53:13):
There's still work for us to do it here, to
make it where we want it to be, like an
animal product and replicate what animal beef is. But like
when you're cooking a burger at home, if you cook
that on the griddle some way, you know, the chef
at the restaurant's gonna probably do that a little bit better,
and they always do. Yea, But I love it. He
said that in the nicest way possible. If it because

(53:34):
he's a professional fucking chef, right, No, actually we're both scientists. Yeah,
but yeah, no, I have other questions. All right now, listen,
Impossible Burger. They're the competitor right there, and now who
who's winning in the space? You guys are them? Come on?
Is that even questions? No? I think no, it's a

(53:56):
great question. Does that? I think it's I mean, I
know you guys are scientists and you're not in the
fucking sales department, but I wonder if you know who's
the scientific point of view? And really, you know, this
is our point of We're not representing anybody right now.
It's just we. We're fans of you guys, fans of
the show, and we want to be on here, but
we can talk about this stuff. Well, I'm just saying,
do you guys, as scientists take apart the Impossible Burger,

(54:16):
much like I'm sure the scientists had three musketeers, might
take apart the snickers and see what is in it
and what how they make their new get? Oh yeah,
I think I think everybody based industry has probably taking
apart everybody else's product for sure. But you know, I
think the Thing Impossible is doing some great stuff and
they have you know, they're pushing for the same real

(54:39):
change that we're trying to push for you know, sustainability,
of impacting the climate change, how animal welfare, all of
those things are at the core of what they're trying
to do this for the change. Maybe the biggest difference
we have probably in the approach of doing that is that,
yeahthically modified. We think that, you know, you can get

(55:01):
everything you need from the plant, and so getting extracts
from plants directly doing our you know, science to understand
how to utilize them the best way and then putting
them together into the product. We think we can get
there with that, and you know, they go with a
little bit different solution there in that term how far
are we are? How far away are we from seeing seafood?

(55:22):
Then yes, yes, because we need we need seafood since
you guys are killing it. We need we watch Sea
Spirit seed and got all. I'm still not eating fish.
I still haven't I watched that documentary because of you guys. Actually, well,
I'm I I have occasionally cheated with sushi. I must
say I occasionally give myself a sushi cheat. Donald, shut up,

(55:44):
you went totally gaging. I am like almost all the
way there. And if I go over someone's house and
they've made a beautiful dinner and the only thing they're
serving is fish. I'll eat the fish, but for the
most part of not. But anyway, that's irrelevant. Nobody give
a fuck about that. When when are you beyond gonna
make fish and chicken? We need that too. Chicken, Yeah,
because chicken is weird. I'm gonna tell you something right now.

(56:05):
I've yet to taste good plant based chicken. That ship
is mush. Everywhere is nothing but mush. Let the men speak.
I don't Donald's. How do you solve Donald's mush complaint? No,
it's a great, great complaint. I think. In the terms
of the chicken part, we have some I mean the
news we're not breaking it here because it's on our
website and other people. But we just released some pretended

(56:28):
can you guys please pretend it's exclusive chicken chickens out
Beyond Meat get it right where you want it, Chicken Tenders.
And also we partnered up with an express we just
released today, um Beyond the Orange Chicken. So it's it's

(56:51):
but it's all fat based alternative meats um and yeah,
it's just got released today, so it's all over our
so cal right now. Actually, there are a bunch of
locations and I want some of that right now. I
want to get most mates into our house. Now what
about Okay, we got let's just make just one last thing.
We just want to make it clear. This isn't This

(57:12):
isn't an ad, y'all. This isn't an ad. We're not
doing an ad. This is just actually something that about
they should become an advertiser, Joel after this, like Joel
is going to make a call because they should be good. No,
but this is in all seriousness. Donald and I, as
you know, all both trying to eat less animals, and
I really stand by beyond. I think it's great. Um, fish,

(57:32):
is that in the program? Is there someone behind you? Guys?
That's desk, says fish guy. They can't really talk too
much about things that haven't been announced. Oh that means yes,
we can just let you know. We got lots of
prototypes that where we're constantly working on. Here. We'll tell
your boss to watch the spiracy and get to fight.
We're very excited. Like, um, you know, as an African

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American male, high cholesterol is a big thing in my family.
And when you eat red meat and when you eat
even when you eat chicken and stuff like that. It's
not necessarily the best for your cholesterol intake. And I'm
not the type of person that just wants to eat
beans for the rest of my life. So you know,
having uh you know the beyond burger or with the

(58:18):
or or a sausage or you know, uh, it is great.
So the more products you guys put out, the easier
it is to get off meat. Yeah, I am, I am,
I Yeah, it needs to happen faster than is my point.
They're working well, they probably be doing it faster if
they weren't fucking appearing on podcasts all the time right now.

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I'm just kidding guys. Um, I have a question. I
heard in the news that some Texas Agricultural board got
angry because plant based meat is selling so well that
they want the labeling to no longer we call meat.
They don't want meat, they want meat the word meat
taken off the label. Is it because they're so fucking

(59:04):
livid that that plant based meat is taking off? Is
that true? Yeah? I know, we've there's been a couple
of those, I guess failings in the last couple of years.
But I think that just shows, you know, how much
of it an impact companies like Beyond Meat are having
and we hope to like you guys, say, do do
more and get out more options for the consumers so

(59:24):
that they can ye replace any of the animal meats
that they need with our products. And well, I think
you're doing a great job. Thank you so much. Do
you guys have questions for us? Or do you need
to fix your life? We can do any need to

(59:44):
fix your Yeah, yeah, I'm a little on the podcast,
so I don't know if all right, Well, don't worry
about a question, then we'll just fix your life. It's
time for Beyond Meat's favorite segment, Donald, It's time too
fix your all right. So I think we kind of
already touched on it already. Someone just stretched behind you. Yes,

(01:00:09):
here it Beyond Meat. We're trying to, you know, come
up with new products and innovates, just continuously and constantly,
so you know, based on the things that you've had.
Is there any feedback that we could solicit from you guys?
Are the things you want us to improve on or
are there any products you might be interested in looking at?
I guess we've already touched on I didn't see like,
oh I have you guys have like an old, like
traditional like Nathan's hot dog. I saw lots of sausages.

(01:00:32):
I'd like just a real old fashioned barbecue hot dog.
You got that? That would be great. Yeah. For now
we just have those sausages. But yeah, well there's my
frigging complaint. Boys, we gotta get regular hot dog. Sometimes
you don't want to like a flavored killed bassa unless
you donald no lack of think about is kear bass

(01:00:55):
a saucy? Your butt cheeks is warm? What? Oh it's
a tenacious D song? I'm so confused. Yeah, no, I
was just wondering. I mean, you guys are both great singers,
and you guys are always saying on here. Part of what,
you know, what we were doing, I think during COVID
times is listening to this podcast to kind of like

(01:01:15):
laughing unwind. But a big part of what we also
did around here to kind of unwind is go karaoke
and and do all that kind of stuff. Yes, I'm wondering,
what what what are you guys karaoke? Go tos or
is there anything that poss up for question? I got
I got a couple of them now it used to
only be one. It used to be poisoned. I used
to go and do so we thank you very much,

(01:01:40):
but so I would always do that at karaoke. But
I got a couple of new ones, Dan and Shay.
I don't know if you've ever heard of them, speechless
standing that just standing in that band whatever the song,
watching you is all that I can do. I'm speechless.

(01:02:05):
You already know that you're my weakness. After all this time,
I'm just as nervous. Watching you is all that I
can do. Anyway, that's a great karaoke one. And then
I heard one person single karaoke song and you don't
hear it often, but faith, it's just faith, and I

(01:02:25):
can't believe it's real. Yes, I can't believe it's true. Ahead, girl,
I can't believe it's happening. I can't believe with you
something like that. And I can't believe that you are

(01:02:46):
here with me and I am here with you, softly
kissing you all right wherever kids see. I don't think
they said perform all of your favorite Daniel, Joel, do

(01:03:07):
you have your go to karaoke songs that you like? Okay?
Any winehouse is m Valerie, which is the atypical Los
Angeles girl anthem. If you go to karaoke out here,
you'll hear it four times a night. But it hits.
It's in everybody's vocal range, and I love that. Um.
I could karaokee any Beyonce's song. Obviously not as good
as Beyonce, but I know all the lyrics and I'm

(01:03:29):
ready to go on. Well, you know the one, super Confidence,
you know, the one that everybody does. Oh oh oh no,
No that's terrible. No, it's a crazy not great to
karaoke my baby, Okay, Yeah, it's hard to sing though. Yeah,

(01:03:52):
Joel's got the Rangeoel wasn't incredible, But all you gotta
do is going young hope. Y'all know how the flow
is local. Oh, I got three, I got three, I
got three. One is the Sound by Carl Ray Jepson.
Um You Ought to Know by Atlantis Morrissett, and then
When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars. Those are

(01:04:12):
my three. I don't really do karaoke, but I think
I would probably do everywhere by Michelle Branch. Complicated Abril Levine, Great,
you know you know what you shouldn't do? By our
Abril Levine take me about a hand, Take me somewhere New.

(01:04:34):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, do you remember do you
remember us singing that ship Forever? That song? We used
to sing that song so comfort in our sexuality that
we'd be running around our apartment singing Abril Levine in
our boxers. We sang that song on set too, and

(01:04:54):
we changed the lyrics too. Do you remember changing the lyrics?
I'm with you, No, take me bout a hand, to
me somewhere New. I don't know who you are, but uh,
I'm gonna shoot you. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I

(01:05:26):
can't play this at the Beyond party yet it can um. Yeah, well,
I would sing the original Avril levison en version without
Donald's orgasm. I'm gonna Zach Zach Zach. I love you boy.
All right, I think we've ran this into the ground.

(01:05:47):
It's always nice. It's always nice to end the show
with one of Donald's fake orgasms. Okay, thank you, thank
you for beyond me. It just sounds like it doesn't
even sound like an orgasm anymore. It just sounds like
some he just yelling in pain. Okay. It's one thing

(01:06:09):
if they were the impossible guys, but this is all right, guys, well,
thank you for coming on. We really appreciate it. And
uh and I mean we did it. You want to
just end the show with yes, you can stay on
to the end of the show. This is the end
of the show. We love you all I ever put

(01:06:30):
shout outs. And my fiance Liz, she wanted to thank
all you guys because we both grew up with scrubs
and that's sort of why she's in the healthcare industry
right now. I'm here right now, but she wanted to
say thank you very much, thank you, and yeah, we
just got engaged last week. Congratulation. Yeah we have. We've
been together for like thirteen years high school sweethearts and

(01:06:52):
took you a long time high finally you finally decided
to do it. Huh, well yeah sweethearts. You know, ye know,
that's great. They've been together for thirteen years, he said, bro,
I know, but I mean, how hold are you? How
hold you? Twenty seven? Twenty seven? There were high school sweethearts.
There's no, that's not you guys are like junior high
school sweethearts. Yeah yeah, wow, it's adorable and last and

(01:07:17):
you live in California too, Wow, and you got good jobs.
It's almost time to buy a half acre. I brought
it all back to the show, Donald, That's why they
came in the big bucks back. All right, guys, thank
you so much for tuning in, and we love you,
We appreciate you. Be kind if you're open to it.

(01:07:39):
Try not eating animals. Uh. These fellows are doing all
they can to make fake burgers taste like real animals.
So check out Beyond Meat again. Not a sponsor, Donald,
and I just support the cause. And uh, that's a
shout out to Joel for getting these guys on here
today too. So much go work, good work. Well, so

(01:08:01):
are you excited about the live show? And dude, I'm
so excited about the live show. I can't believe that
John c McGinley has John c mcginny to get on
this bad boy. John c McGinley live is dangerous. I'm
a little concerned about John c McGinley live. He's not
He needs to be censored sometimes, yeah he can. He
sometimes leaves the PC card at home. Daniel, Daniel, I

(01:08:22):
may need you to just go beep oh when if
he says anything crazy, I hope there's a delay. I
truly hope there's a delay. We don't have a delay, Joe,
there's no delay for the live show, right, it's live
as hell. No really now, okay, so dude, we're gonna
have a special guest. There is a very special guest
that's going to surprise everyone and blow people's minds away

(01:08:42):
and it'll be fun. If you didn't join us last time,
please join us. It's September ninth, that's coming up, so
I would love for them to pull who they think
the special surprise guest is going to be. You guys,
It's a week from Thursday, September ninth, Please come join us.
We um, you know we we sometimes edit the show
because Donald or I, or well usually Donald or I

(01:09:05):
will say something regret. But now, like Bill O'Reilly once
said we're gonna do it live and you'll see our faces.
I'm gonna who said that, Bill Rileys and either one
who's like, we'll do it live. I did not know
that that was Oh my god, fuck it. Go on YouTube.

(01:09:27):
It's hilarious, tense. But um, please join us six flower
six pm on the West coast, nine pm on the
East coast. Join us. Come on wasting now to dude,
Lee do journey. And what's the episode, Joel, we're doing

(01:09:49):
so everybody can. Yes, we're doing My Lunch Classic, the
heart Felt My Lunch. It's a very special episode of
My Lunch and m And for tickets, go to my
instagram or Donald's Instagram, or go do onlocation live dot
com and search for fake doctors, real friends. But the
links are in our bios and uh and come join us.

(01:10:12):
Tell your friends, it's gonna be fun. Have a drink,
laugh with you. Have a couple of drinks. You know
you're not gonna drink though, Donald, we made a rule. No,
I don't drink when we do the podcast anymore. That
is no longer happening. Yes, it's easier for Dale to edit.
I don't smoke when we do the podcast anymore either.
That is no longer happening. Good. I'm proud of you.
So join us Thursday, September ninth, and we hope you're

(01:10:34):
seeing that all right, everybody, Thank you. We'll see you
next time. Donald. Seven eight stories about Shore. We made
about a bunch of doctor nurses stories. Yea aund here,

(01:10:54):
yea Eve