October 12, 2021 • 53 mins
In this week's episode, JD teaches the hospital how to go above and beyond for their patients. In the real world, we're talking about the joys of beach drinking, celebratory smoothies, and we get into the details of our shaving routines.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's what I'm talking about. That is what I am
talking about. When I am eating, that's what I'm talking about.
My liquid diet, it consists of fruit, That's what I'm
talking about. And sugar, that's what I'm talking about. But
natural sugar get into a day of shoom? What? What? What? What? What?
(00:22):
What you're trying to get into a day of shoom
or what you're trying to do. Every time I go
on vacation, I tell myself that this is not going
to be the time where I overdrink. I'm going to exercise.
I'm going to do fun things that involve cardio. You'd
(00:45):
be lying to yourself every time you go on vacation. Dog,
every time I'm on vacation, and You've been on a
lot of them with me, I just sit and drink
by the pool until I'm as are you losing your abs?
The ads are gone? Now I'm back. I'm back. I
just went to the beach for a bit, but a
week with and I did consume a lot of Casa
(01:08):
and eagles. Mmmmmm you like that? Huh? Yes? And Randy
Carber I ran into Rachel, you know Rachel from Rachel's Alice.
You know her. She runs their pr She sent me
a hat. I thought she was gonna send me like
(01:28):
a case. I was like, Rachel, it's for the best.
Now listen, it's for the best. But I ran into her.
I was like, hey, you work for Cosamigos. You gotta
send me like the motherload. She goes, Oh, I'll send
you a care backage. I'm so excited. Box comes. It
feels a little light, a little concerned about its heft
because I thought I thought it was gonna be like
(01:50):
a case. Not that I need a fucking case tequila, please,
I don't. But it was very nice. There was a bottle. Okay,
I was about to say, I know. I thought it
gonna be like one of those hotel bottles. No, there
was a nice T shirt and hat, which I will
promptly regifts because I'm not gonna walk around wearing a
costamigo's hat. Yeah. I did something today that I haven't
(02:13):
done in a really really, really really really long time.
Didn't masturbate. Well, no, that's that's an everyday thing. The
thing about me and meat. No, um, so we've got
smoothie on your on your mustache. It's such a great
like it's like a flavor saver. So it's like, after
(02:35):
I'm so gross, though, we have to look at you
and you look like, you know, one of those professors
that's been talking for hours, and okay, good, I'm glad
that's what you went with. Yeah, I didn't go with
anything gross. Anyway, I worked out today, good for you, Donald,
but not not even did I work out? Even worked
out a long time. It's been a while, man. I
(02:57):
was on that health kick and then I fell off
around my birthday, which was June twenty second for all
of you who didn't know, but for those of you
wished me a happy birthday, I love you, thank you
very much. Anyway, I fell off right around that time,
and I haven't really worked out since then and have
gained a few pounds. And I called a buddy of
mine who is a straight up mue tie fighter, and
(03:20):
I was like, dude, will you train me? And he
was like, yeah, I'll fucking train you. He came to
the crib today and he bought the pads and he
bought the freaking mits, and you know, we lifted some weights,
but I got to freaking let out some of that
aggression that I needed to to some freaking and it's
(03:40):
going to happen four days a week, or at least
that's the plan. And I've been playing a lot of tennis, Zach.
I miss you. I miss you too. I'll get you.
You're all proud drinking. You're smoothie. When you do work
out and you get to have that celebratory smoothie, you
feel you feel good. Oh yeah, I miss you. I
(04:03):
miss you too. Man. You're hanging out with all lot
of friends. Yeah, I'm watching you on freaking uh on Instagram.
You got Carrie with you. Yeah, these would raid in
hang I saw you hanging out with Elvis, and that
means a Manda is around, a Manda is around. They're
doing a really sweet, beautiful thing for Nick Um the Waitress.
(04:28):
The show is coming back and they're doing a tribute
to Nick after the curtain call on the first show
September two, because Nick originated one of the lead roles
in the show, which is very beautiful and also extra suite.
They have this you know, Waitress is about obviously a
woman who makes amazing pies. I guess not obviously if
(04:49):
you didn't know the plot, Um, it's that's part of
the plot. She makes he's an incredible baker. And they
have all these funny names of her pies and that
they not only have in the show, but you they
sell them in the lobby, a small, small versions of it. Anyway,
they made a live your Life pie for Nick and
it's amazing. I don't know if Sarah actually changed the
(05:11):
dialogue and the lyrics to reflect that, or if it's
just like on the set or whatever, but I'm gonna
find out because I'm going, um, this will have already,
this will air away after this, but I'm going m
September second. Nice. That's that's wonderful. So man, it's gonna
be their opening night. I'm going to be there. I'm
probably gonna sob as I cross under the marquee of
(05:36):
the theater. Here's the thing, though, everybody and anybody who's
going to opening night anything has a choice on what
they can see. You chose Waitress, which is a hot
ticket apparently on Broadway, right, it's a very hot ticket.
But I also chose it because I like the show
a lot, and I like Sarah a lot, but also
because Amanda is coming down for this special, right and
(05:56):
I and so you know, you have to be vaccinated.
Of course, I'm gonna wear a mask, of course, but um,
I'm really really excited. I mean, it's just Broadway's coming back. Broadway.
You have to be vaccinated to go, you have to
wear a mask. But it's time for Broadway to come back.
And I swear I had a little cough today. I
(06:19):
was like, oh no, oh no, that tastes like delta
that mucus. That feels like delta mucus. I don't have it. Though.
Let's get back to the show. Very bizarre, weird episode. Yeah,
almost didn't Almost didn't fit the season. I know it
was out of place, definitely in a season. You know, Listen,
(06:41):
they can't all be home runs. Donald. Listen. The Mets,
for example, they're not having a good season. I hear
I thought they were having a great season. Is it
no longer a good season for them? I don't know.
I just don't look up much. But I used to
hear about the Mets because my father was their biggest fan,
and I I saw on the interwebs the mess are
(07:01):
not doing well. I'm not a big baseball fan anymore
for some reason, maybe because my kid doesn't play it.
I don't know what it is, but hey, yeah, I
get it, man. This this was one of those episodes
where you were like, it has a lot of really
funny moments, but it's so bizarre and the message, let's
(07:21):
get into it. Lettest sure we made nurses stories never
so yeada around here, YadA around here. I don't even
(07:48):
know what the message behind this was. You gotta hustle.
It's it's a hustle episode, That's what the truth behind
it is. You go to extra mile with everything you do,
and you're probably have a better result than if you
just you know, half asset or if you just hand
it in. You know what I mean, Like, when you
go that extra mile, there's there there there, there are
(08:10):
big rewards at the end. And yes, I guess so
many people in life are going to do things half asked.
And are you going to separate yourself by going all
out and going the quote extra mile? That was the episode.
That's the premise. And then and and and JD's trying
to inspire everyone or I don't know, yeah, inspire him.
(08:33):
But also Cox he's trying to like say, hey, maybe
there's something I can teach you about being a doctor
that you don't know that you can go the extra mile,
and you know, Cox is like, what's just leaving the
funk alone? And then little by little by the end,
he's you know, rehearsing the lines from street car named
Desire with his patient right. I do remember being excited
to make out Maria Manunos because now, let's always thought
(08:57):
that Maria Manunos is isn't was a very beautiful woman
still to this day. Um, Maria Manunos is a very
beautiful woman. Yes, and she's a very good athlete. She is, Yes,
what does she what sport is her sport? Well, she
plays a lot of sports, actually, she you know, doing
(09:18):
the doing the circuit of celebrity games and stuff like that.
I've played basketball with her, I've played football with her,
and she's actually a very good athlete, like not no
bullshit aside. She you know, Um, she has a very
particular laugh, as I recall, doesn't she. Yes, it's very
it's like man something like that, something like she's on
(09:42):
Howard Stern a lot. Yeah, because he loves her, and
I think she's been with the same man for a
very long time, Yes, which must be frustrating for him
because I think everyone probably shoots their shot. Well, if
you were to introduce me to her boyfriend, I wouldn't
(10:02):
know what he looked like. And you're absolutely right anyway,
So I always she still with her partner, I imagine
they are. Yes, yeah, her and Kevin had been married
since twenty seventeen. She's a very entertaining. Um if you
listen to Howard start and they're always make make for
good radio and um. Yeah. So anyway, I didn't know why.
I guess I guess she was as popular as a
(10:25):
as a TV presenter we call them in England we
call them a presenter. She was a very popular TV presenter.
You're English now, no, But I couldn't think of the
American word for it. What are you sorry, I'm losing
my American and hostess. No, you know, like the entertainment tonight. Hi,
I'm live with Donald Fayson on the Red Carpet man. Yeah,
(10:49):
we call them presenters where I'm from. You're from in
the UK. No, this that is that is the term
for it. And for some reason I thought I also,
I had to describe a fancy hotel the other day
and I said posh. I said, you know, like a
Posh hotel. That's what they say. So sorry, Yeah, I've
picked up a few words. I know, I know English,
I know I know old English. It was funny when
(11:14):
so Keith JD is using Keith his bait for women, Yes,
for women. Finally JD is now figured out his role
in this. He's like, Okay, I'll be the third wheel
because I live with Elliott, right. But if there's this
candy that's walking around right, that is hot fucking Kendall,
let me can't. He's already taken. He's got Elliott, right,
(11:38):
so let me use him as a lure him and
his dynamite ariolas. Let me throw him out into the
bar and lure him back in. Elliott will then claim him,
and I'll get his dregs. Yes, and in this case,
first of all, great script written by Mark Stegman. Brow
(11:59):
we just said it's a weird script, but we love
Mark Stegman. I didn't, I you know what, You're right.
I'm just saying five has been on such fire and
I've been laughing the hardest out of any season. And
you didn't laugh. You didn't laugh that hard in this one.
I had a couple, but it's quite a few. I
(12:20):
had quite a few really, all right, well let's talk
about it. I didn't laugh at Kelly Ripper. I did
not laugh. I don't get Kelly Ripper the joke at all. No,
it's meant to be like a like a what do
you rip? Like like that's a rip, that's a rip.
But what's the thing people say like when you diss them,
they go like, that's a rip? Right, right, it's supposed
(12:42):
to be right, Okay, So it's a battle. It's in England,
we say in England, it's a flourish after an attack
in or what I don't know. What would people say,
like after your mama joke like game burns burn burn burn?
(13:03):
Oh yeah, I passed a real rap spit game circle
and you didn't square the other what do you call her? Dude?
You gotta stop drinking. You passed a cipher. You gotta
stop cipher cipher. You gotta stop. You gotta stop fucking
drinking and shit, because you're starting to lose words. And
I don't know then, I never know the words cipher.
(13:23):
I never knew the words cipher. Before the cipher which
Elida el Reddy prepare for another Oneida okaion square, there
was a cipher and I passed it. I didn't go
into and and and protend. Thank god, thank god, I
kind of wish you did. No, Now I have a question.
(13:46):
I know I've kind of asked this before about about rappers,
But are these men and women who are ciphering, um,
improvising or they've got some of these locks and loaded?
Depends a little bit of both that side a little
bit of some people. It's like a jazz musician. They
go into a melody they love, but then they then
they dance over here exactly. I got it. Well, there's
(14:09):
only so many ways to tell someone they're whack, so
you're kind of just repeating the same things over and
over eventually, okay, Right, and if he's you know, you
might you might have like a dis on a sneaker
locked and loaded that you pull when someone's got whack sneakers. Easy, Okay,
I see what's going on. I could have participated in
the cipher. No, it's just kind of cool and very
(14:32):
New York. Things tumbled across the cipher, all right, So Donald,
So anyway, so I laughed, So I laughed at I
didn't laugh at the I mean, I'm so cheap. But
there's a boner noise joke, because yeah, I laughed at
I laughed at Turk and Carla at the sex therapist,
and Turk has sex with a skinless Carla. I laughed
(14:53):
at that ship. And that's why they can't. She can't,
he can't ever dream about having sex with her because A,
it's real freaky and the last one was her being skinless. Yeah,
that's real. I laughed at that. That was all the
surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass because they want to get
this position right. Yes, he wants he wants somebody to
(15:15):
dress up as a mascot for the fair. I was like,
what the fuck, Sacred Heart, the most broke ass hospital
in all of hospitals has a fair, and we have
a mascot. We have a his name is mister Prick
and his name what? That was crazy to me? And
then what was the monster truck thing? I didn't understand
(15:36):
the monster truck thing? Does Jady going the extra mile
for his patient because she broke her hip and left
her truck double park So that old lady, that's her
monster truck and jading it for Then he said, but
way to have au so many questions that that's her
monster truck, but that she double parked. But then he
says that she broke her hip falling out of the
(15:58):
monster truck. Yeah, because it's so high up. Okay, now, Jade,
have you ever do you remember the monster truck? No?
I don't remember. Have you ever seen episode at all?
Have you ever seen a monster truck run over a car,
go over a car? No? I've never been to one
of those things. They have it like Staple. Right. I
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did a movie with uh Eli Craig. He's Sally Field's son,
and he directed this movie called Little Evil, and there
was a scene in it with a giant fucking monster
truck right right right, and I just remember. I just
remember thinking, holy shit. First of all, what the tame
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shit that they did on in the episode of Scrubs
where it just kind of rolls over the thing and
crushes the car. Is tame to what these things can do?
These things take off so fucking fast and jump so show. No. Man,
we freaking were in Cleveland. This is how I know
so much about Cleveland food. We were filming this movie
(17:04):
in Cleveland. Me Evangeline, Lily, Adam Scott, a bunch of
people were filming a movie and this was in the scene.
So we're in the hood and it's a freaking hood,
like there were gunshot We're filming at this abandoned church.
Clancy Brown's in it. There's gunshots all type of ship
from the neighborhood while we're filming. But one scene is
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us breaking into this church with a monster truck and
it has to jump over a car and does it.
And when I say this motherfucker took off down a street,
I was so afraid that the thing was gonna beer
off and hitting to homes which were right next to
these things. Fly Zach and I mean fly right. Have
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you ever seen You've never seen. I've only seen the
commercials for the things that I guess you take your cards, dude.
I thought Bigfoot was like one of those slow rolling
cars that goes that thing is like and it's it's
it's an impact, dude. That shit had me. I laughed
so hard. Anyway, I guess they. I guess they take
kids to those things, right. Who goes to a monster
(18:09):
truck show? It's for kids, right, I mean, or oh yeah,
it's all right, monster monster and Bigfoot is here. Not
only is Bigfoot here, but he will go up a monster. Yeah,
I can imagine that being entertaining for all of ten minutes. Well, yeah,
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after you see the first jump the second jump, you're like, Okay,
that thing jumps. But that thing I mean when I
say air, dude, I don't mean little air. I mean
it catches it's it looks dangerous, man, it looks so dangerous.
And the cars of light and flimsy and stuff like that,
they're not freaking heavy trucks. It's just like a gased
up thing on big ass tires. All right, So listen,
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everyone's all the surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass. Yes, and
Todd took Kelso's son to the local Steambath meet to
meet men. Now, last we heard about Kelso's son, he
was had a musical that was doing well, based Doctor Dad,
and he was hooking up with the actor playing his father. Yes,
(19:20):
Now I think it's safe to say assume that the relationship.
I think yes, because now Todd is escorting him to sing,
he's being a wingman. Now it's safe to assume that
Todd is also probably hooking up with the men in
the Steambath. Absolutely. Yes. Steambath, I guess is as a
(19:42):
place the men hook up with each other. We can.
I ask you a question, why is it the steam bath?
Does it open that? Does it open up? I think
it's sexy. You're sweaty, and no, you're in and relax.
It's just that, that's my question. And where can men
congregate and be semi nude and not have issues? Back
in the day, right back in the day, there's just
(20:04):
a long history of it. And I never went away
my friend. It does sound so relaxing though, like it's like, oh,
you know, I'm gonna go to the bathhouse, I'm gonna
get a massage. Gets touched a little like I feel like, well,
my friend was once in a in a normal gym,
not a gay meet up spot, and now he's straight.
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And the guy turned to him in the steam room
and said, m I got one of those steam room bonners.
And my friend, okay are you? Friend said, well, I
(20:47):
gotta get going, I gotta get going. Well, I'll leave
you to it. The guy took a shot though, Man, yeah,
well why not, dude, why not go for yours? Go
(21:10):
for yours? I got as I got a steam room boner.
I mean it's a big shot to take. I made
I'm you know, it was like it was like a
twenty four hour fitness or something. It wasn't like it
was like a steam place called ass ass ass right,
my wife, My wife tells. My wife tells me, I
(21:30):
am um too nice a lot because of how I
I treat strangers, like, you know, the handyman will be
over and I'll be like, yeah, you gotta come check
out my animation. I know she told me the story.
You gotta gotta check it. You have to tell the story.
You can't cut this story though, Okay, She's like, you
gotta check. Like this is how I am. I can't
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help it. And I show people like my animation because
I'm really proud of it. So anyman, anyman is just
trying to fix the shield, want to do it? Fix it?
Come into my animation room. Let me show you what
I did. And so they're sitting there and they're like,
oh wow, that's great. Cool. Right. I had a I
was selling a car and I had a gentleman of
(22:16):
a you know, somebody who sells cars. I had him
come through to check out the car, and me being me,
I was like, dude, you gotta come check out my
animation room. He goes, oh, yeah. He's like, oh, absolutely,
let's check it out. Yeah. I take him to the
(22:37):
animation room and I'm literally showing him animation and he's like,
oh my god, that's so interesting. That's great. Wow. And
then he kisses me and I was like, oh shit,
I said, dude. I was like listen. I was like, listen,
please don't sexually harass me in my own house. Please, don't,
you know, please don't please, please don't do that. And
(23:03):
he goes and he goes, well, shit, man, you said
come to your animation rooms. Code. Yeah. It was like
who was like, who to fuck invite you to into
an animation room? This guy thought you were being wild.
I'm like, wow, that's kind of what I was like,
Oh my god, that story. By the way, you want
to come inside. I got some animations I want to show.
You're scanning there. You've just kissed them. He was like,
(23:27):
I'm so sorry. He was like I thought that you were,
you know, coming on to me in your animation room.
And I was like, no, man, I'm sorry. I'm nearly
into stop motion animation. I just wanted to I was
really proud of it. I wanted to show you my animation.
I was proud, and I was like and he was like,
and he was like so I was like, yeah, you
(23:49):
should go so awkward. Where do you go from there?
Did he buy the car? Yeah? He sold the car
from me too. Hey, there you go win and at
at at at a at a profit at that too. Okay,
well he turned things around. Yes, he probably just assumed like,
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no adult is gonna ask me to come see his version, right,
come into my animation room. This is clearly code for
let's right, let's hook up. Yeah, he probably thought that
was like your cover for your wife, like, yeah, I'm
into animation. Yeah, my wife wasn't home too. What did
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your wife say to this? She started laughing. She was like, dude,
she was like, what the fuck do you expect? You
invited him into your animation room? What you're trying to
get into? Thought that I know? And then you're like,
(24:54):
here's the dick. And he was like you honor me,
all right to break, I talk more about people that
have tried to fuck donald and we're bad and we're
back all right now. Listen. JD gets eagles by one
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of my patient's brothers, which pissed me the fuck off. Yeah,
how dare I then I get slammed into a glass window.
I'd like to get some compliments for the hit I
took on that window. That's why I was very entertaining
you people for that very good prep full, prep full.
I hit that plexy hard. Yeah, but you did hit
the plexy very hard and you played the I'm my
(25:40):
equilibriums off. Yeah. It's hard to you know, we talked
about this in apology. It's hard to hit glass, yes,
because it's very hard to not from the other side,
see the brain, the human brain try to stop you
from hitting your face on glass. Yes. Now, because it's
(26:02):
a stunt, they change it to plexi, but it doesn't
really change the trick to your brain that you're about
to hit. Your brain doesn't know it. Your brain knows,
but it's still an impacts expecting. The real trick is
to not WinCE. Good luck. So I'd like to pat
myself on the shoulder because it was nice. Um. It
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was almost like you didn't see the glass and you
just ran into it. Turk, you're number fourth on the
list of serchain. I didn't think you were so low.
I thought Todd was one. We all thought Todd was one,
and we learned his last name, which is Quinlan. Yeah. Now,
our writer, we had a Tad Quinlan, very talented writer.
(26:45):
So a lot of the people on that board, of
the names are are funny versions of people on our show,
writers or crew members, like Franklin god Better was was
a second assistant director. I think he's written as gut
Butter on that board, and there's some others. But Turk,
I didn't know that you were number four, JD. I
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don't know. I'm just a little bit let down, nonal
that your character was number four on the list, like
I would have thought you were better. Well, I thought
Turk was better also until I would assume you were two.
He still gets the job at the end of the day.
Bro Okay, So Todd comes around the corner and he's
wearing his garage door opener on his waist. So this
(27:30):
is the man that is the best surgeon in the hospital.
Second best yo to um the Asian gal what's her name?
She's not around though, I know, but we've established she's
not on the show anymore. But we did establish that
she's the best. I guess we thought we said that
Todd was the best surgeon on the board it's her
name first, obviously, but Joel, Well, it doesn't track because
(27:53):
doctor Winn says that Todd, at one point back in
the day was the best surgeon. Yeah, all of a sudden,
doctor Wind's back. What the hell's going on here? Chang
is the character name? Yes, and she's number one. Now
you're four, Rod is two and he's wearing door opener.
I think sex. We just established that Todd is so
(28:16):
dumb in all areas, but the one thing that he's
truly gifted at is surgery. Yes, that is it, and
maybe sex too. He might be well, we don't only
ever learn if he's a good lover. We just know
that he's a horny man. Yes, I don't think it's
ever revealed. Do you think he crashing burns more nights
than often? What do you mean crashing burns? Like? He
(28:39):
seems like the type of person that every night he's like,
who am I going to get? How many people can
I get? Sex addicts? He's a sex addict for sure.
He has to have an ejaculation, and it could be
with anyone. It could be old young man woman. Yeah,
even there there is some implication he's open to bestiality,
like monkey, Where is head monkey? Yes, somebody's gonna write
(29:07):
in and be like your jokes. No, we do not
condone bestiality on the show. All we're here to do
is recount jokes and that Bill Lawrence wrote many years
at those jokes too. We're not laughing at bestiality. We're
laughing off the jokes that do not. Do not listen
to the show and think that we are condoning monkey
(29:29):
sex by somebody's pulling out a nice piece of loosely
paper right now and flicking a pin. Dear doctor, your
eye heart care of fake doctor's real friends. So Doug
(29:55):
left his corpse by the vending machine. Doug loses a corpse,
but that's that's after uh, Carla loses a patient, right,
And I like when um, when Maria manu, Sorry this
is going back, but when I did laugh at this
when she goes, you have the cutest hair, and I
go these old rags and then my hair is really weird.
(30:18):
For a trunk of this episode, I don't know what's
going on. It was a haircut, yeah, I did notice
that I wrote it down. Did you get a haircut
or something? Just something was too crazy, like one coming
on with the hair that day, I was like, what,
no one, no one, everyone let me, where are my
hair like this? So I looked like I look like
I'm insane person. It looked weird. It was Maria Manunos
(30:40):
likes it well. She liked the I think it was
a haircut because your hair changed. Also during the episode,
like four times. Why doesn't your wife light A recognize
your voice in the mascot costume? I don't know that.
I don't know. Did you love the fact? I love
the fact. I love the fact that she said though
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I have a husband, he's big and black. That made
me right then and there. I was like, yep, that's right.
That's what Casey says to people. That's what Casey says
when dude run up on her and they'd be like, hey,
maybe she'd be like, motherfucker, I got a husband. He's
big and black and he will fuck you up. Yeah,
And then I come all worked up because you had
(31:25):
your tiebout class. It might not be right now, but
in like a few months, I'll be in fighting shape.
You're listen, We've all seen you do it. You just you,
just you. Just the second you get statuesque, you then
decide to fall off. It's yeah, right, like you're like,
what do you call it? A yo? Yo? Yeah? This
(31:48):
time it's not. I've been doing it my whole life though. Yeah. Wow.
The janitor is stealing cafeteria treys to build a shed
out of treys. I don't. I thought that was hilarious.
He's building a shed with lunch trays? Why why not?
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And then he also wears a cup because he's constantly
hit in the nuts. I did not It must be Randall? Right, No,
Randall only attacks me, but doesn't the janitor knock on
his groin In this episode, dwell or Mike mixing it
up with no, you're not wrong at all. He says,
I get hit down there more than he thought after
Carla elbows him in the nads. Right there you go.
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Maybe it's because he works with Randall so much, That's
what I said. No, I'm saying, maybe you're right. I
want to know why. The janitor tells a story about
finding a head and then putting it in a locker. Yeah,
and then coming back then forgetting that he put it
in the locker, coming back the next day, finding the
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head and be like, holy shit, there's a head. But
there were also rats. Then he ran up to the
roof and he threw the head and was on its
way to crash into Kelso's car, when out of a nowhere,
a hawk in the middle of a city. Yeah, comes
out of nowhere and grabs her head and takes off
before I could land in Kelso's car. I don't know.
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It's so fucked up. I mean, like, I think Neil's
just clearly improvising, Like this whole thing was no way
that was written right. This is one of those examples
where we told you about where sometimes Bill would just
say and then I don't know, Neil makes up a story.
I think Neil just made up a whole story about
a corpse's head and how it got stolen by a hawk.
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But there's a call back at the end of the show.
What happens at the end of the show, I forgot,
He's like. She's like, He's like, you knew the hawk
story wasn't real. She's like, yeah, oh, okay, because probably
Bill was like that's funny. But we can't act like
that's a real story. There's no way Jenner can be
hiding heads and then tossing him off the roof. The
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fuck out of here. Um, now the bald head thing.
Do you think those people agreed to be background performers
that's agreed to shave their heads. I'm sure there's an
extra fee for doing something like that. I'm sure because
I had a bald cap on obviously, But that costs
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a lot of time and money to do that, and
they did a very good job, obviously. I'm sure they
weren't going to do that to everybody. So I imagine
they just put out a casting call saying, hey, extra
money if you're willing to shave your head bald right either. Yeah,
I'm sure of it because they have all of them
have hair during the episode up until maybe Granny was
(34:44):
already bald. I don't know. Wasn't I in a bald
cap another time when I was a harried Krishna or
that was a fantasy. I think you're also in a
ball cap when you were getting your brain. Yeah, Michael J.
Fox is in your brain. Well, it's cool to see
yourself in the balls cap to know that it's maybe
(35:04):
not the best look for you. Well, you can't necessarily say,
because they you have all of this hair on top
of your head that they're flattening down to put the
ball cap on, so it's not necessarily an accurate representation.
I don't know, but I think I don't think that
I would look good with a crew cut, like I
wouldn't look good with hair as short as yours. I mean,
(35:29):
you don't know until you. I've never tried it. Should
I try it? It's very long now my hair look No, dude,
it is long. I wouldn't try it. You have a
lovely head of hair. My gal legs it long. That's
why I keep it longer. Yeah, it's very han solo
ish when your hair is long, it's very luke. You
pay attention to your woman's input on your beard and hairstyle. Yeah,
(35:53):
she told me to shave my head today, so I'm
going to do that after I'm done with my Uh right, okay, Daniel.
Do you pay attention to just step any weigh in? Oh? Yes?
And what did she say? Does she say, hey, bring
it down a notch or hey s comment on stuff
like I can't see your lips? Oh? Yeah, that's not good.
(36:13):
You need to get a hair cut. Yeah, you gotta
keep that thing. You gotta keep the lips out. Donald
you do. But it's such, you know, as my hair
stops growing up here and starts growing more ferociously down here.
It's like a day or two in between when it's
perfectly over my lips and then too much and it's
you know, I could shave every day for sure, but
it's a delicate. Do you think bald men are more
(36:34):
apt to grow beards because they're proud that they can
grow facial hair elsewhere? I can't grow either, dude. So
it's like, your beard looks pretty good, you say, with
little hair and beard. You have one little cliff claven
patch over there, but one yeah, not as full as Daniel. Daniel,
you could be in like a beard ad thank you Daniel.
(36:55):
You should see it. Back in the day, I used
to have an extremely fierce beard. Oh my goodness, Donald.
You know they have a spray you could you could
fill in those patches. They also have a dick that
you can put it in. They stopped selling they stopped
(37:19):
selling those that remember. It was like an infomercial ron Papel.
Was it ron Papel? I don't know, but they would
It looked like literally, I think there was even a
ball inside the aerosol cans to shape the ship up.
It sounded like you were taking spray paint and you
were about to tag up, but you just didn't. On
the back of your head. I remember that ship, yeah,
but I remember the infomercial. I was always impressed at
(37:39):
how real it looked. Okay, so I know people that
do it. Have you seen it though? When you running
the people and they got the makeup across to create
the hairline, it's like a it's drawn in and colored.
I once dated a gal who I guess we're so
(38:00):
much tanning cream that she left like an imprint of
her whole body on the on the sheets. Oh wow,
Like you could see like the outline, but it was
tanning cream or like it was like what she did
she put like I don't know, spray tan, because spray
(38:23):
tan wouldn't come off. This was like an outline of
it was like goldfinger, you know, it was like an
outline of that. Okay, that's crazy, let's take a break.
We'll be right back after these fine words. A lot
(38:49):
of people have been hitting me up about my uh
smoking weed when people are concerned, which I appreciate, thank
you very much. But people are like your brain activity, man,
it's going to come to a halt if you keep
the like, I'm like, dude, your brain activity come like
(39:12):
already has. Dude, I came up with the most amazing
nickname for you, and you're telling me my brain has
come to a halt. My brain actor, you're saying that
you that we can have affected your brain because you
came up with twat ears. It's the best nickname I've
ever heard in my life. That is like and then
(39:37):
dick tongue. Do you want to see what the nice
people at um Sideshow Collectibles set my girlfriend? Yes, do Well,
you're gonna try. Oh my god. They're not a sponsor.
They're not a sponsor, but they make Donald stop. They're
not a sponsor, but Sideshow Collectibles. If you're into all
things geek, like these three. Um they make really cool
(40:00):
figurines of all your favorite heroes and really cool all
sorts of Marble things and all sorts of Star Wars things.
And they've been very nice to me over the years
because they know I like geeky stuff. They sent Donald
and I, um, they sent they sent us grow gou Well,
(40:21):
they sent to Florence. It's black. It's the black widow
necklace covered in rocks. Damn. I think I'm gonna wear
it covered the rocks. I'm gonna wear it. Donald, Would
(40:41):
you wear that? Yeah? Dude, freaking yeah, dude. You know
you know what's up with me and and Blain Blain.
Have any of you guys seen um free guy? It
looks funny. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it
yet because you don't go to the movie You're not
trying to mess with the movie theaters? Are you that Delta? Delta? Yo, dude,
I watched the fight last night that chip. The arena
(41:01):
was packed, you know. You all of the sporting events
that are happening right now, the arenas are packed, the
stadiums are packed, and we're talking about a thousand people
dying a day, like you know, I'm trying to stay
away from that. I don't want that Delta, man. I
know people that got that ship that are vaccinated and
they say it was not fun. I do not want
(41:23):
that ship. I'm not trying to get that Delta either.
I live next to a movie theater, though sometimes I
think I'll just mask up and go there, but I
don't know. I want theater. Twice it was okay, I
bought three seats though, so no one gets on either side,
and so we did our own blocking and then we
just massed up the whole time. Um. I invested in
(41:47):
one of those face shields keep my eyes safe, because
that's how you know. Did you eat in the theater?
Did you take did you eat in the theater? Did
you take? Um a water with a straw so you
could just you know. But I gotta at least Charlotte
Lawrence is playing the Governor's Ball, which is a very
(42:08):
big deal for her. I'm trying to go to the
Governor's Ball, or if they're even gonna have the Governor's Ball,
which is, for those of you don't know, is a
huge festival in New York that they have. It's outdoors, right,
it is, okay, well you should go at the very
least that you could observe from Yeah, I'm just trying
to get in from a distant over the dude from
(42:39):
a distance yesterday zoo. He's a doctor, um and I
Joel can't get in touch with him, so we assume
that he is doctoring, which is which is which happens?
What doctors do? Daniel? Do you want to go? There?
Goes my hero room, Danel, do you want to tell
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us how your twitch stream is going lately, just so
we have a few extra minutes. Sure, it's going great.
Have you got any boosts? Have you got any boosts? Hey? Yeah,
we're plugging you a lot. Did you get a significantly?
It's really are you bearing the lead? Well? Okay, because
you're wearing is that where you're wearing a gold chain? Oh?
(43:26):
This little thing? Um? No, I mean like the thing
is when it comes to twitch, significant jumps are like
having zero to one person, to five people to having
ten people, to having twenty, to having fifty to having
one hundred to having like five hundred and a thousand.
So are you at beauty pie level yet? Not quite
a beauty pie level yet, but we did go. We
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were chilling with about one hundred people last night, which
was wow. Donald and Donald didn't even try to look.
Oh you gotta look next time he goes live Danale Tech,
I'm gonna tell you I will see this act. I will.
I'll be live on Wednesday. I'll be live on Wednesday.
Remember do you remember do you remember the Jimmy Fallon.
(44:09):
Jimmy Fallon did a funny sketch on s and now,
which I always thought was accurate. If you've ever gone
to a radio station where like off the air, like
the celebrity comes in, he's like, hey, welcome, Hey worry Donald,
thanks for coming in. We're gonna a good time, and uh,
we're just gonna talk about stuff. Okay, here we go,
we're going live. And then he hits the live but
he was even he's liked that. And then he goes, okay,
(44:34):
we're going back. We have the break and he goes, hey, man,
he having fun, And I feel like I feel like
Daniel when he's in character doing his muck bang um
one stream. You caught what I just happened to be
eating dinner on stre I'm telling you, if you want
(44:57):
to watch danel on Twitch, don't just till he's done eating.
You can tune in like fifteen minutes at six o'clock,
come in at six thirty because he's probably before. Yeah,
there's a half hour of muck bang edging good times.
(45:24):
What game are you playing, danel Um playing? Still playing
a little bit of everything. Is still playing Super Mario Odyssey,
which has been so much fun, Playing Rocket League, Um.
I've been playing a lot more games that involved the
stream that involved playing with other people like these, Uh,
there's like social deception games and like, um, there's a
game that's like telephone mixed with pictionary called guardic Phone.
It's really fun. Also, it's interesting. I would have thought
(45:47):
you played more of like so you're twitching with games
that are a little bit outside the bucks. I thought
a lot of people play with like first person shooters
and that. Yeah. I mean I you know, I like
to be a variety streamer. I like to stream a
whole bunch of different stuff, and I really do enjoy,
you know, engagement with other people. It's I don't like
solo games as much. And that's actually why I started
a segment so that I, like, actually play the single
(46:09):
player games I haven't beat yet because I would just
never have finished them. I would never finish them ever,
so I had to make a segment for it. But
I really like playing with other people. That's the best
part to me. Donald, we should do a twitch stream
where we just ruby now. It doesn't have to be
every stream as every stream, it doesn't have to be sexual.
Don and I don't want to be a twitch stream. Well,
(46:30):
why don't we play, why don't we play a game. No,
you're thinking of only fans. Why can't we do it?
Which reverse course course, what an idiot. I just masturbated
and was shaming myself. Yeah, I said, I'm gonna never
do a only fans again. But then I wanted to
(46:51):
bust and I was like, I need only fans. That
was some me my sent Donald. It was something to
the effect of like only fans owner cancels porn in
the thirty seconds after he ejaculated, and he felt the shame,
but he had just washed. I'm not doing it justice,
but it was a funny meme. But I mean, that's
(47:13):
so true. That's the only time, that's the only time
in my life where I'm like, well, I'm like, I'm
a dirty, dirty boy. You disgusted with yourself. But dirty boy,
you throw the phone, You throw the phone across the room.
We call that post nut clarity. Oh god, I yeah,
(47:38):
that's gross. Right. No, what if our twitch was playing
a game together, Donald, like sorry or part cheesy? Does
it have to fucking part cheesey? Whatever you want. Hey,
no one's streaming clue. We should the four of us
should play. There's a reason nobody's streaming clue. Tim so
(48:01):
that nobody could do that shit, man, Tim Curry. Tim
Curry is the best clue in a start trying to
fucking remake the movie, ask neck, listen for two seconds.
Is there a way for how would be four of
us twitch stream a game of Clue? I would like,
Oh my god, let's do it. If I can find it,
(48:22):
gonna be Monel Mustard. Yes, that's very best. Perfect. If
we can find an online version, we can all play
it together. If not, we could have one person kind
of controlling the board and everybody on here saying what
they want to do. Do you think we could We
could give the money to charity or something. But do
you think people would come and throw money at it
like they do? Yes? Definitely. Yes. People are begging every
(48:43):
every single stream. Do you need the play clue? Yeah? Man,
you freaking ask a bunch of questions. No, go around
the room and you have the cards, and you know
what cards are not in the secret envelope because you're
holding them right right, And but you don't know what
do your other players have? Season I think it may
be Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the rope, and
(49:07):
then another player will give you the card. If they
have one of them. The second. The second no one
gives you any card. You know, that must be what's
in the secret envelope? Got it? I vaguely remember how
to play Clue. Let's play. We're gonna go downstream. You
want to do Clue? How about shoots and ladders? I'm
(49:28):
good at that game. Okay, boring Clue though that I'm trying.
I think Clue would have some opportunities for humor. Okay, alright,
I'm into it. I would rather play video games. But yeah,
(49:51):
I know, but there's no video game we can play.
I know what we can do. Let's get on fucking
the fucking Oculus and go at it. No, we go
on m Halo into one of those rooms where it's
just the four of us and we try and kill
each other. You know, Let's do that with GTA, or
or or or the best game ever Red Dead, Redemption?
Too excited, dnaalism. I don't have any one. I don't
(50:12):
have a current system set up, although I'm getting an
Xbox one. I think, oh sick. Do you know the
new flight simulator that they put out? Um, someone did
an aftermarket like Mega rig You're gonna love this. Did
we talk about this already, you know, I think you
mentioned wanting to do it, but we didn't talk about it. Indeed,
my sister in law works for Xbox, and she told
(50:33):
me she's gonna help me get that that rig. I
think Microsoft doesn't make it. It's like an aftermarket thing,
but someone like made like a full on cockpit. Look
it up. Tell her I got the v Tell her
I got the fucking VR stuff for y'all, are too
loyal to PS. You need to get with Xbox. I
don't know PS. I don't know PS. I got Xbox bro.
(50:55):
And then Ken don't yo. All right, God, that's our show. Listen,
we love you. Sorry, we now have a guest. But um,
the good news is is that that doctor I imagine
in my glass half full way is currently saving someone's life. Amen. Yeah, Um,
if you want to be a caller on the show, uh,
you go to Joel, You're gonna go to you can
(51:20):
scrub iHeart at gmail dot com, Rubs iHeart at gmail
dot com. Um. Not only you don't have to worry
about just asking a Scrubs question, you could say, hey,
I haven't seen thing that happened to me and I
want to share it with you. Okay, Like that couple,
that weird couple that we love so much, they're not
weird with them, that different couple but not different. What
(51:41):
do you all right? Let me start over. Like that
couple that we whose sexual escapades we enjoyed hearing so much.
That was I truly want to check back in with them, Yes, Joelle,
let's have them back? Okay? And um hey, yeah, please
write in Joel, I I think I'd like to start
a new segment called You're not Gonna Believe what fucking
(52:04):
happened to us? And uh and then you tell us
an insane story. I love this section already, let's go.
It's kind of like getting a handy while trying to
sell a card to an animation guy. I didn't get
a handy, dude her true or false? You got a handy,
(52:24):
did not get a hand like. This is so wrong,
This is so wrong, This is so right. It's only
wrong until it's right. Donald. On that note, we love
you all I saw in the back of a truck.
Be kind, be careful to yourself. We made never so
(53:01):
gather around you here. I'll gather around you here, I'll
spot free watch your visa mm hmmmmm.
That's what I'm talking about. That is what I am
talking about. When I am eating, that's what I'm talking about.
My liquid diet, it consists of fruit, That's what I'm
talking about. And sugar, that's what I'm talking about. But
natural sugar get into a day of shoom? What? What? What? What? What?
(00:22):
What you're trying to get into a day of shoom
or what you're trying to do. Every time I go
on vacation, I tell myself that this is not going
to be the time where I overdrink. I'm going to exercise.
I'm going to do fun things that involve cardio. You'd
(00:45):
be lying to yourself every time you go on vacation. Dog,
every time I'm on vacation, and You've been on a
lot of them with me, I just sit and drink
by the pool until I'm as are you losing your abs?
The ads are gone? Now I'm back. I'm back. I
just went to the beach for a bit, but a
week with and I did consume a lot of Casa
(01:08):
and eagles. Mmmmmm you like that? Huh? Yes? And Randy
Carber I ran into Rachel, you know Rachel from Rachel's Alice.
You know her. She runs their pr She sent me
a hat. I thought she was gonna send me like
(01:28):
a case. I was like, Rachel, it's for the best.
Now listen, it's for the best. But I ran into her.
I was like, hey, you work for Cosamigos. You gotta
send me like the motherload. She goes, Oh, I'll send
you a care backage. I'm so excited. Box comes. It
feels a little light, a little concerned about its heft
because I thought I thought it was gonna be like
(01:50):
a case. Not that I need a fucking case tequila, please,
I don't. But it was very nice. There was a bottle. Okay,
I was about to say, I know. I thought it
gonna be like one of those hotel bottles. No, there
was a nice T shirt and hat, which I will
promptly regifts because I'm not gonna walk around wearing a
costamigo's hat. Yeah. I did something today that I haven't
(02:13):
done in a really really, really really really long time.
Didn't masturbate. Well, no, that's that's an everyday thing. The
thing about me and meat. No, um, so we've got
smoothie on your on your mustache. It's such a great
like it's like a flavor saver. So it's like, after
(02:35):
I'm so gross, though, we have to look at you
and you look like, you know, one of those professors
that's been talking for hours, and okay, good, I'm glad
that's what you went with. Yeah, I didn't go with
anything gross. Anyway, I worked out today, good for you, Donald,
but not not even did I work out? Even worked
out a long time. It's been a while, man. I
(02:57):
was on that health kick and then I fell off
around my birthday, which was June twenty second for all
of you who didn't know, but for those of you
wished me a happy birthday, I love you, thank you
very much. Anyway, I fell off right around that time,
and I haven't really worked out since then and have
gained a few pounds. And I called a buddy of
mine who is a straight up mue tie fighter, and
(03:20):
I was like, dude, will you train me? And he
was like, yeah, I'll fucking train you. He came to
the crib today and he bought the pads and he
bought the freaking mits, and you know, we lifted some weights,
but I got to freaking let out some of that
aggression that I needed to to some freaking and it's
(03:40):
going to happen four days a week, or at least
that's the plan. And I've been playing a lot of tennis, Zach.
I miss you. I miss you too. I'll get you.
You're all proud drinking. You're smoothie. When you do work
out and you get to have that celebratory smoothie, you
feel you feel good. Oh yeah, I miss you. I
(04:03):
miss you too. Man. You're hanging out with all lot
of friends. Yeah, I'm watching you on freaking uh on Instagram.
You got Carrie with you. Yeah, these would raid in
hang I saw you hanging out with Elvis, and that
means a Manda is around, a Manda is around. They're
doing a really sweet, beautiful thing for Nick Um the Waitress.
(04:28):
The show is coming back and they're doing a tribute
to Nick after the curtain call on the first show
September two, because Nick originated one of the lead roles
in the show, which is very beautiful and also extra suite.
They have this you know, Waitress is about obviously a
woman who makes amazing pies. I guess not obviously if
(04:49):
you didn't know the plot, Um, it's that's part of
the plot. She makes he's an incredible baker. And they
have all these funny names of her pies and that
they not only have in the show, but you they
sell them in the lobby, a small, small versions of it. Anyway,
they made a live your Life pie for Nick and
it's amazing. I don't know if Sarah actually changed the
(05:11):
dialogue and the lyrics to reflect that, or if it's
just like on the set or whatever, but I'm gonna
find out because I'm going, um, this will have already,
this will air away after this, but I'm going m
September second. Nice. That's that's wonderful. So man, it's gonna
be their opening night. I'm going to be there. I'm
probably gonna sob as I cross under the marquee of
(05:36):
the theater. Here's the thing, though, everybody and anybody who's
going to opening night anything has a choice on what
they can see. You chose Waitress, which is a hot
ticket apparently on Broadway, right, it's a very hot ticket.
But I also chose it because I like the show
a lot, and I like Sarah a lot, but also
because Amanda is coming down for this special, right and
(05:56):
I and so you know, you have to be vaccinated.
Of course, I'm gonna wear a mask, of course, but um,
I'm really really excited. I mean, it's just Broadway's coming back. Broadway.
You have to be vaccinated to go, you have to
wear a mask. But it's time for Broadway to come back.
And I swear I had a little cough today. I
(06:19):
was like, oh no, oh no, that tastes like delta
that mucus. That feels like delta mucus. I don't have it. Though.
Let's get back to the show. Very bizarre, weird episode. Yeah,
almost didn't Almost didn't fit the season. I know it
was out of place, definitely in a season. You know, Listen,
(06:41):
they can't all be home runs. Donald. Listen. The Mets,
for example, they're not having a good season. I hear
I thought they were having a great season. Is it
no longer a good season for them? I don't know.
I just don't look up much. But I used to
hear about the Mets because my father was their biggest fan,
and I I saw on the interwebs the mess are
(07:01):
not doing well. I'm not a big baseball fan anymore
for some reason, maybe because my kid doesn't play it.
I don't know what it is, but hey, yeah, I
get it, man. This this was one of those episodes
where you were like, it has a lot of really
funny moments, but it's so bizarre and the message, let's
(07:21):
get into it. Lettest sure we made nurses stories never
so yeada around here, YadA around here. I don't even
(07:48):
know what the message behind this was. You gotta hustle.
It's it's a hustle episode, That's what the truth behind
it is. You go to extra mile with everything you do,
and you're probably have a better result than if you
just you know, half asset or if you just hand
it in. You know what I mean, Like, when you
go that extra mile, there's there there there, there are
(08:10):
big rewards at the end. And yes, I guess so
many people in life are going to do things half asked.
And are you going to separate yourself by going all
out and going the quote extra mile? That was the episode.
That's the premise. And then and and and JD's trying
to inspire everyone or I don't know, yeah, inspire him.
(08:33):
But also Cox he's trying to like say, hey, maybe
there's something I can teach you about being a doctor
that you don't know that you can go the extra mile,
and you know, Cox is like, what's just leaving the
funk alone? And then little by little by the end,
he's you know, rehearsing the lines from street car named
Desire with his patient right. I do remember being excited
to make out Maria Manunos because now, let's always thought
(08:57):
that Maria Manunos is isn't was a very beautiful woman
still to this day. Um, Maria Manunos is a very
beautiful woman. Yes, and she's a very good athlete. She is, Yes,
what does she what sport is her sport? Well, she
plays a lot of sports, actually, she you know, doing
(09:18):
the doing the circuit of celebrity games and stuff like that.
I've played basketball with her, I've played football with her,
and she's actually a very good athlete, like not no
bullshit aside. She you know, Um, she has a very
particular laugh, as I recall, doesn't she. Yes, it's very
it's like man something like that, something like she's on
(09:42):
Howard Stern a lot. Yeah, because he loves her, and
I think she's been with the same man for a
very long time, Yes, which must be frustrating for him
because I think everyone probably shoots their shot. Well, if
you were to introduce me to her boyfriend, I wouldn't
(10:02):
know what he looked like. And you're absolutely right anyway,
So I always she still with her partner, I imagine
they are. Yes, yeah, her and Kevin had been married
since twenty seventeen. She's a very entertaining. Um if you
listen to Howard start and they're always make make for
good radio and um. Yeah. So anyway, I didn't know why.
I guess I guess she was as popular as a
(10:25):
as a TV presenter we call them in England we
call them a presenter. She was a very popular TV presenter.
You're English now, no, But I couldn't think of the
American word for it. What are you sorry, I'm losing
my American and hostess. No, you know, like the entertainment tonight. Hi,
I'm live with Donald Fayson on the Red Carpet man. Yeah,
(10:49):
we call them presenters where I'm from. You're from in
the UK. No, this that is that is the term
for it. And for some reason I thought I also,
I had to describe a fancy hotel the other day
and I said posh. I said, you know, like a
Posh hotel. That's what they say. So sorry, Yeah, I've
picked up a few words. I know, I know English,
I know I know old English. It was funny when
(11:14):
so Keith JD is using Keith his bait for women, Yes,
for women. Finally JD is now figured out his role
in this. He's like, Okay, I'll be the third wheel
because I live with Elliott, right. But if there's this
candy that's walking around right, that is hot fucking Kendall,
let me can't. He's already taken. He's got Elliott, right,
(11:38):
so let me use him as a lure him and
his dynamite ariolas. Let me throw him out into the
bar and lure him back in. Elliott will then claim him,
and I'll get his dregs. Yes, and in this case,
first of all, great script written by Mark Stegman. Brow
(11:59):
we just said it's a weird script, but we love
Mark Stegman. I didn't, I you know what, You're right.
I'm just saying five has been on such fire and
I've been laughing the hardest out of any season. And
you didn't laugh. You didn't laugh that hard in this one.
I had a couple, but it's quite a few. I
(12:20):
had quite a few really, all right, well let's talk
about it. I didn't laugh at Kelly Ripper. I did
not laugh. I don't get Kelly Ripper the joke at all. No,
it's meant to be like a like a what do
you rip? Like like that's a rip, that's a rip.
But what's the thing people say like when you diss them,
they go like, that's a rip? Right, right, it's supposed
(12:42):
to be right, Okay, So it's a battle. It's in England,
we say in England, it's a flourish after an attack
in or what I don't know. What would people say,
like after your mama joke like game burns burn burn burn?
(13:03):
Oh yeah, I passed a real rap spit game circle
and you didn't square the other what do you call her? Dude?
You gotta stop drinking. You passed a cipher. You gotta
stop cipher cipher. You gotta stop. You gotta stop fucking
drinking and shit, because you're starting to lose words. And
I don't know then, I never know the words cipher.
(13:23):
I never knew the words cipher. Before the cipher which
Elida el Reddy prepare for another Oneida okaion square, there
was a cipher and I passed it. I didn't go
into and and and protend. Thank god, thank god, I
kind of wish you did. No, Now I have a question.
(13:46):
I know I've kind of asked this before about about rappers,
But are these men and women who are ciphering, um,
improvising or they've got some of these locks and loaded?
Depends a little bit of both that side a little
bit of some people. It's like a jazz musician. They
go into a melody they love, but then they then
they dance over here exactly. I got it. Well, there's
(14:09):
only so many ways to tell someone they're whack, so
you're kind of just repeating the same things over and
over eventually, okay, Right, and if he's you know, you
might you might have like a dis on a sneaker
locked and loaded that you pull when someone's got whack sneakers. Easy, Okay,
I see what's going on. I could have participated in
the cipher. No, it's just kind of cool and very
(14:32):
New York. Things tumbled across the cipher, all right, So Donald,
So anyway, so I laughed, So I laughed at I
didn't laugh at the I mean, I'm so cheap. But
there's a boner noise joke, because yeah, I laughed at
I laughed at Turk and Carla at the sex therapist,
and Turk has sex with a skinless Carla. I laughed
(14:53):
at that ship. And that's why they can't. She can't,
he can't ever dream about having sex with her because A,
it's real freaky and the last one was her being skinless. Yeah,
that's real. I laughed at that. That was all the
surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass because they want to get
this position right. Yes, he wants he wants somebody to
(15:15):
dress up as a mascot for the fair. I was like,
what the fuck, Sacred Heart, the most broke ass hospital
in all of hospitals has a fair, and we have
a mascot. We have a his name is mister Prick
and his name what? That was crazy to me? And
then what was the monster truck thing? I didn't understand
(15:36):
the monster truck thing? Does Jady going the extra mile
for his patient because she broke her hip and left
her truck double park So that old lady, that's her
monster truck and jading it for Then he said, but
way to have au so many questions that that's her
monster truck, but that she double parked. But then he
says that she broke her hip falling out of the
(15:58):
monster truck. Yeah, because it's so high up. Okay, now, Jade,
have you ever do you remember the monster truck? No?
I don't remember. Have you ever seen episode at all?
Have you ever seen a monster truck run over a car,
go over a car? No? I've never been to one
of those things. They have it like Staple. Right. I
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did a movie with uh Eli Craig. He's Sally Field's son,
and he directed this movie called Little Evil, and there
was a scene in it with a giant fucking monster
truck right right right, and I just remember. I just
remember thinking, holy shit. First of all, what the tame
(16:43):
shit that they did on in the episode of Scrubs
where it just kind of rolls over the thing and
crushes the car. Is tame to what these things can do?
These things take off so fucking fast and jump so show. No. Man,
we freaking were in Cleveland. This is how I know
so much about Cleveland food. We were filming this movie
(17:04):
in Cleveland. Me Evangeline, Lily, Adam Scott, a bunch of
people were filming a movie and this was in the scene.
So we're in the hood and it's a freaking hood,
like there were gunshot We're filming at this abandoned church.
Clancy Brown's in it. There's gunshots all type of ship
from the neighborhood while we're filming. But one scene is
(17:24):
us breaking into this church with a monster truck and
it has to jump over a car and does it.
And when I say this motherfucker took off down a street,
I was so afraid that the thing was gonna beer
off and hitting to homes which were right next to
these things. Fly Zach and I mean fly right. Have
(17:47):
you ever seen You've never seen. I've only seen the
commercials for the things that I guess you take your cards, dude.
I thought Bigfoot was like one of those slow rolling
cars that goes that thing is like and it's it's
it's an impact, dude. That shit had me. I laughed
so hard. Anyway, I guess they. I guess they take
kids to those things, right. Who goes to a monster
(18:09):
truck show? It's for kids, right, I mean, or oh yeah,
it's all right, monster monster and Bigfoot is here. Not
only is Bigfoot here, but he will go up a monster. Yeah,
I can imagine that being entertaining for all of ten minutes. Well, yeah,
(18:32):
after you see the first jump the second jump, you're like, Okay,
that thing jumps. But that thing I mean when I
say air, dude, I don't mean little air. I mean
it catches it's it looks dangerous, man, it looks so dangerous.
And the cars of light and flimsy and stuff like that,
they're not freaking heavy trucks. It's just like a gased
up thing on big ass tires. All right, So listen,
(18:56):
everyone's all the surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass. Yes, and
Todd took Kelso's son to the local Steambath meet to
meet men. Now, last we heard about Kelso's son, he
was had a musical that was doing well, based Doctor Dad,
and he was hooking up with the actor playing his father. Yes,
(19:20):
Now I think it's safe to say assume that the relationship.
I think yes, because now Todd is escorting him to sing,
he's being a wingman. Now it's safe to assume that
Todd is also probably hooking up with the men in
the Steambath. Absolutely. Yes. Steambath, I guess is as a
(19:42):
place the men hook up with each other. We can.
I ask you a question, why is it the steam bath?
Does it open that? Does it open up? I think
it's sexy. You're sweaty, and no, you're in and relax.
It's just that, that's my question. And where can men
congregate and be semi nude and not have issues? Back
in the day, right back in the day, there's just
(20:04):
a long history of it. And I never went away
my friend. It does sound so relaxing though, like it's like, oh,
you know, I'm gonna go to the bathhouse, I'm gonna
get a massage. Gets touched a little like I feel like, well,
my friend was once in a in a normal gym,
not a gay meet up spot, and now he's straight.
(20:27):
And the guy turned to him in the steam room
and said, m I got one of those steam room bonners.
And my friend, okay are you? Friend said, well, I
(20:47):
gotta get going, I gotta get going. Well, I'll leave
you to it. The guy took a shot though, Man, yeah,
well why not, dude, why not go for yours? Go
(21:10):
for yours? I got as I got a steam room boner.
I mean it's a big shot to take. I made
I'm you know, it was like it was like a
twenty four hour fitness or something. It wasn't like it
was like a steam place called ass ass ass right,
my wife, My wife tells. My wife tells me, I
(21:30):
am um too nice a lot because of how I
I treat strangers, like, you know, the handyman will be
over and I'll be like, yeah, you gotta come check
out my animation. I know she told me the story.
You gotta gotta check it. You have to tell the story.
You can't cut this story though, Okay, She's like, you
gotta check. Like this is how I am. I can't
(21:52):
help it. And I show people like my animation because
I'm really proud of it. So anyman, anyman is just
trying to fix the shield, want to do it? Fix it?
Come into my animation room. Let me show you what
I did. And so they're sitting there and they're like,
oh wow, that's great. Cool. Right. I had a I
was selling a car and I had a gentleman of
(22:16):
a you know, somebody who sells cars. I had him
come through to check out the car, and me being me,
I was like, dude, you gotta come check out my
animation room. He goes, oh, yeah. He's like, oh, absolutely,
let's check it out. Yeah. I take him to the
(22:37):
animation room and I'm literally showing him animation and he's like,
oh my god, that's so interesting. That's great. Wow. And
then he kisses me and I was like, oh shit,
I said, dude. I was like listen. I was like, listen,
please don't sexually harass me in my own house. Please, don't,
you know, please don't please, please don't do that. And
(23:03):
he goes and he goes, well, shit, man, you said
come to your animation rooms. Code. Yeah. It was like
who was like, who to fuck invite you to into
an animation room? This guy thought you were being wild.
I'm like, wow, that's kind of what I was like,
Oh my god, that story. By the way, you want
to come inside. I got some animations I want to show.
You're scanning there. You've just kissed them. He was like,
(23:27):
I'm so sorry. He was like I thought that you were,
you know, coming on to me in your animation room.
And I was like, no, man, I'm sorry. I'm nearly
into stop motion animation. I just wanted to I was
really proud of it. I wanted to show you my animation.
I was proud, and I was like and he was like,
and he was like so I was like, yeah, you
(23:49):
should go so awkward. Where do you go from there?
Did he buy the car? Yeah? He sold the car
from me too. Hey, there you go win and at
at at at a at a profit at that too. Okay,
well he turned things around. Yes, he probably just assumed like,
(24:10):
no adult is gonna ask me to come see his version, right,
come into my animation room. This is clearly code for
let's right, let's hook up. Yeah, he probably thought that
was like your cover for your wife, like, yeah, I'm
into animation. Yeah, my wife wasn't home too. What did
(24:31):
your wife say to this? She started laughing. She was like, dude,
she was like, what the fuck do you expect? You
invited him into your animation room? What you're trying to
get into? Thought that I know? And then you're like,
(24:54):
here's the dick. And he was like you honor me,
all right to break, I talk more about people that
have tried to fuck donald and we're bad and we're
back all right now. Listen. JD gets eagles by one
(25:17):
of my patient's brothers, which pissed me the fuck off. Yeah,
how dare I then I get slammed into a glass window.
I'd like to get some compliments for the hit I
took on that window. That's why I was very entertaining
you people for that very good prep full, prep full.
I hit that plexy hard. Yeah, but you did hit
the plexy very hard and you played the I'm my
(25:40):
equilibriums off. Yeah. It's hard to you know, we talked
about this in apology. It's hard to hit glass, yes,
because it's very hard to not from the other side,
see the brain, the human brain try to stop you
from hitting your face on glass. Yes. Now, because it's
(26:02):
a stunt, they change it to plexi, but it doesn't
really change the trick to your brain that you're about
to hit. Your brain doesn't know it. Your brain knows,
but it's still an impacts expecting. The real trick is
to not WinCE. Good luck. So I'd like to pat
myself on the shoulder because it was nice. Um. It
(26:24):
was almost like you didn't see the glass and you
just ran into it. Turk, you're number fourth on the
list of serchain. I didn't think you were so low.
I thought Todd was one. We all thought Todd was one,
and we learned his last name, which is Quinlan. Yeah. Now,
our writer, we had a Tad Quinlan, very talented writer.
(26:45):
So a lot of the people on that board, of
the names are are funny versions of people on our show,
writers or crew members, like Franklin god Better was was
a second assistant director. I think he's written as gut
Butter on that board, and there's some others. But Turk,
I didn't know that you were number four, JD. I
(27:10):
don't know. I'm just a little bit let down, nonal
that your character was number four on the list, like
I would have thought you were better. Well, I thought
Turk was better also until I would assume you were two.
He still gets the job at the end of the day.
Bro Okay, So Todd comes around the corner and he's
wearing his garage door opener on his waist. So this
(27:30):
is the man that is the best surgeon in the hospital.
Second best yo to um the Asian gal what's her name?
She's not around though, I know, but we've established she's
not on the show anymore. But we did establish that
she's the best. I guess we thought we said that
Todd was the best surgeon on the board it's her
name first, obviously, but Joel, Well, it doesn't track because
(27:53):
doctor Winn says that Todd, at one point back in
the day was the best surgeon. Yeah, all of a sudden,
doctor Wind's back. What the hell's going on here? Chang
is the character name? Yes, and she's number one. Now
you're four, Rod is two and he's wearing door opener.
I think sex. We just established that Todd is so
(28:16):
dumb in all areas, but the one thing that he's
truly gifted at is surgery. Yes, that is it, and
maybe sex too. He might be well, we don't only
ever learn if he's a good lover. We just know
that he's a horny man. Yes, I don't think it's
ever revealed. Do you think he crashing burns more nights
than often? What do you mean crashing burns? Like? He
(28:39):
seems like the type of person that every night he's like,
who am I going to get? How many people can
I get? Sex addicts? He's a sex addict for sure.
He has to have an ejaculation, and it could be
with anyone. It could be old young man woman. Yeah,
even there there is some implication he's open to bestiality,
like monkey, Where is head monkey? Yes, somebody's gonna write
(29:07):
in and be like your jokes. No, we do not
condone bestiality on the show. All we're here to do
is recount jokes and that Bill Lawrence wrote many years
at those jokes too. We're not laughing at bestiality. We're
laughing off the jokes that do not. Do not listen
to the show and think that we are condoning monkey
(29:29):
sex by somebody's pulling out a nice piece of loosely
paper right now and flicking a pin. Dear doctor, your
eye heart care of fake doctor's real friends. So Doug
(29:55):
left his corpse by the vending machine. Doug loses a corpse,
but that's that's after uh, Carla loses a patient, right,
And I like when um, when Maria manu, Sorry this
is going back, but when I did laugh at this
when she goes, you have the cutest hair, and I
go these old rags and then my hair is really weird.
(30:18):
For a trunk of this episode, I don't know what's
going on. It was a haircut, yeah, I did notice
that I wrote it down. Did you get a haircut
or something? Just something was too crazy, like one coming
on with the hair that day, I was like, what,
no one, no one, everyone let me, where are my
hair like this? So I looked like I look like
I'm insane person. It looked weird. It was Maria Manunos
(30:40):
likes it well. She liked the I think it was
a haircut because your hair changed. Also during the episode,
like four times. Why doesn't your wife light A recognize
your voice in the mascot costume? I don't know that.
I don't know. Did you love the fact? I love
the fact. I love the fact that she said though
(31:03):
I have a husband, he's big and black. That made
me right then and there. I was like, yep, that's right.
That's what Casey says to people. That's what Casey says
when dude run up on her and they'd be like, hey,
maybe she'd be like, motherfucker, I got a husband. He's
big and black and he will fuck you up. Yeah,
And then I come all worked up because you had
(31:25):
your tiebout class. It might not be right now, but
in like a few months, I'll be in fighting shape.
You're listen, We've all seen you do it. You just you,
just you. Just the second you get statuesque, you then
decide to fall off. It's yeah, right, like you're like,
what do you call it? A yo? Yo? Yeah? This
(31:48):
time it's not. I've been doing it my whole life though. Yeah. Wow.
The janitor is stealing cafeteria treys to build a shed
out of treys. I don't. I thought that was hilarious.
He's building a shed with lunch trays? Why why not?
(32:08):
And then he also wears a cup because he's constantly
hit in the nuts. I did not It must be Randall? Right, No,
Randall only attacks me, but doesn't the janitor knock on
his groin In this episode, dwell or Mike mixing it
up with no, you're not wrong at all. He says,
I get hit down there more than he thought after
Carla elbows him in the nads. Right there you go.
(32:30):
Maybe it's because he works with Randall so much, That's
what I said. No, I'm saying, maybe you're right. I
want to know why. The janitor tells a story about
finding a head and then putting it in a locker. Yeah,
and then coming back then forgetting that he put it
in the locker, coming back the next day, finding the
(32:51):
head and be like, holy shit, there's a head. But
there were also rats. Then he ran up to the
roof and he threw the head and was on its
way to crash into Kelso's car, when out of a nowhere,
a hawk in the middle of a city. Yeah, comes
out of nowhere and grabs her head and takes off
before I could land in Kelso's car. I don't know.
(33:13):
It's so fucked up. I mean, like, I think Neil's
just clearly improvising, Like this whole thing was no way
that was written right. This is one of those examples
where we told you about where sometimes Bill would just
say and then I don't know, Neil makes up a story.
I think Neil just made up a whole story about
a corpse's head and how it got stolen by a hawk.
(33:37):
But there's a call back at the end of the show.
What happens at the end of the show, I forgot,
He's like. She's like, He's like, you knew the hawk
story wasn't real. She's like, yeah, oh, okay, because probably
Bill was like that's funny. But we can't act like
that's a real story. There's no way Jenner can be
hiding heads and then tossing him off the roof. The
(34:02):
fuck out of here. Um, now the bald head thing.
Do you think those people agreed to be background performers
that's agreed to shave their heads. I'm sure there's an
extra fee for doing something like that. I'm sure because
I had a bald cap on obviously, But that costs
(34:22):
a lot of time and money to do that, and
they did a very good job, obviously. I'm sure they
weren't going to do that to everybody. So I imagine
they just put out a casting call saying, hey, extra
money if you're willing to shave your head bald right either. Yeah,
I'm sure of it because they have all of them
have hair during the episode up until maybe Granny was
(34:44):
already bald. I don't know. Wasn't I in a bald
cap another time when I was a harried Krishna or
that was a fantasy. I think you're also in a
ball cap when you were getting your brain. Yeah, Michael J.
Fox is in your brain. Well, it's cool to see
yourself in the balls cap to know that it's maybe
(35:04):
not the best look for you. Well, you can't necessarily say,
because they you have all of this hair on top
of your head that they're flattening down to put the
ball cap on, so it's not necessarily an accurate representation.
I don't know, but I think I don't think that
I would look good with a crew cut, like I
wouldn't look good with hair as short as yours. I mean,
(35:29):
you don't know until you. I've never tried it. Should
I try it? It's very long now my hair look No, dude,
it is long. I wouldn't try it. You have a
lovely head of hair. My gal legs it long. That's
why I keep it longer. Yeah, it's very han solo
ish when your hair is long, it's very luke. You
pay attention to your woman's input on your beard and hairstyle. Yeah,
(35:53):
she told me to shave my head today, so I'm
going to do that after I'm done with my Uh right, okay, Daniel.
Do you pay attention to just step any weigh in? Oh? Yes?
And what did she say? Does she say, hey, bring
it down a notch or hey s comment on stuff
like I can't see your lips? Oh? Yeah, that's not good.
(36:13):
You need to get a hair cut. Yeah, you gotta
keep that thing. You gotta keep the lips out. Donald
you do. But it's such, you know, as my hair
stops growing up here and starts growing more ferociously down here.
It's like a day or two in between when it's
perfectly over my lips and then too much and it's
you know, I could shave every day for sure, but
it's a delicate. Do you think bald men are more
(36:34):
apt to grow beards because they're proud that they can
grow facial hair elsewhere? I can't grow either, dude. So
it's like, your beard looks pretty good, you say, with
little hair and beard. You have one little cliff claven
patch over there, but one yeah, not as full as Daniel. Daniel,
you could be in like a beard ad thank you Daniel.
(36:55):
You should see it. Back in the day, I used
to have an extremely fierce beard. Oh my goodness, Donald.
You know they have a spray you could you could
fill in those patches. They also have a dick that
you can put it in. They stopped selling they stopped
(37:19):
selling those that remember. It was like an infomercial ron Papel.
Was it ron Papel? I don't know, but they would
It looked like literally, I think there was even a
ball inside the aerosol cans to shape the ship up.
It sounded like you were taking spray paint and you
were about to tag up, but you just didn't. On
the back of your head. I remember that ship, yeah,
but I remember the infomercial. I was always impressed at
(37:39):
how real it looked. Okay, so I know people that
do it. Have you seen it though? When you running
the people and they got the makeup across to create
the hairline, it's like a it's drawn in and colored.
I once dated a gal who I guess we're so
(38:00):
much tanning cream that she left like an imprint of
her whole body on the on the sheets. Oh wow,
Like you could see like the outline, but it was
tanning cream or like it was like what she did
she put like I don't know, spray tan, because spray
(38:23):
tan wouldn't come off. This was like an outline of
it was like goldfinger, you know, it was like an
outline of that. Okay, that's crazy, let's take a break.
We'll be right back after these fine words. A lot
(38:49):
of people have been hitting me up about my uh
smoking weed when people are concerned, which I appreciate, thank
you very much. But people are like your brain activity, man,
it's going to come to a halt if you keep
the like, I'm like, dude, your brain activity come like
(39:12):
already has. Dude, I came up with the most amazing
nickname for you, and you're telling me my brain has
come to a halt. My brain actor, you're saying that
you that we can have affected your brain because you
came up with twat ears. It's the best nickname I've
ever heard in my life. That is like and then
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dick tongue. Do you want to see what the nice
people at um Sideshow Collectibles set my girlfriend? Yes, do Well,
you're gonna try. Oh my god. They're not a sponsor.
They're not a sponsor, but they make Donald stop. They're
not a sponsor, but Sideshow Collectibles. If you're into all
things geek, like these three. Um they make really cool
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figurines of all your favorite heroes and really cool all
sorts of Marble things and all sorts of Star Wars things.
And they've been very nice to me over the years
because they know I like geeky stuff. They sent Donald
and I, um, they sent they sent us grow gou Well,
(40:21):
they sent to Florence. It's black. It's the black widow
necklace covered in rocks. Damn. I think I'm gonna wear
it covered the rocks. I'm gonna wear it. Donald, Would
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you wear that? Yeah? Dude, freaking yeah, dude. You know
you know what's up with me and and Blain Blain.
Have any of you guys seen um free guy? It
looks funny. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it
yet because you don't go to the movie You're not
trying to mess with the movie theaters? Are you that Delta? Delta? Yo, dude,
I watched the fight last night that chip. The arena
(41:01):
was packed, you know. You all of the sporting events
that are happening right now, the arenas are packed, the
stadiums are packed, and we're talking about a thousand people
dying a day, like you know, I'm trying to stay
away from that. I don't want that Delta, man. I
know people that got that ship that are vaccinated and
they say it was not fun. I do not want
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that ship. I'm not trying to get that Delta either.
I live next to a movie theater, though sometimes I
think I'll just mask up and go there, but I
don't know. I want theater. Twice it was okay, I
bought three seats though, so no one gets on either side,
and so we did our own blocking and then we
just massed up the whole time. Um. I invested in
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one of those face shields keep my eyes safe, because
that's how you know. Did you eat in the theater?
Did you take did you eat in the theater? Did
you take? Um a water with a straw so you
could just you know. But I gotta at least Charlotte
Lawrence is playing the Governor's Ball, which is a very
(42:08):
big deal for her. I'm trying to go to the
Governor's Ball, or if they're even gonna have the Governor's Ball,
which is, for those of you don't know, is a
huge festival in New York that they have. It's outdoors, right,
it is, okay, well you should go at the very
least that you could observe from Yeah, I'm just trying
to get in from a distant over the dude from
(42:39):
a distance yesterday zoo. He's a doctor, um and I
Joel can't get in touch with him, so we assume
that he is doctoring, which is which is which happens?
What doctors do? Daniel? Do you want to go? There?
Goes my hero room, Danel, do you want to tell
(43:03):
us how your twitch stream is going lately, just so
we have a few extra minutes. Sure, it's going great.
Have you got any boosts? Have you got any boosts? Hey? Yeah,
we're plugging you a lot. Did you get a significantly?
It's really are you bearing the lead? Well? Okay, because
you're wearing is that where you're wearing a gold chain? Oh?
(43:26):
This little thing? Um? No, I mean like the thing
is when it comes to twitch, significant jumps are like
having zero to one person, to five people to having
ten people, to having twenty, to having fifty to having
one hundred to having like five hundred and a thousand.
So are you at beauty pie level yet? Not quite
a beauty pie level yet, but we did go. We
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were chilling with about one hundred people last night, which
was wow. Donald and Donald didn't even try to look.
Oh you gotta look next time he goes live Danale Tech,
I'm gonna tell you I will see this act. I will.
I'll be live on Wednesday. I'll be live on Wednesday.
Remember do you remember do you remember the Jimmy Fallon.
(44:09):
Jimmy Fallon did a funny sketch on s and now,
which I always thought was accurate. If you've ever gone
to a radio station where like off the air, like
the celebrity comes in, he's like, hey, welcome, Hey worry Donald,
thanks for coming in. We're gonna a good time, and uh,
we're just gonna talk about stuff. Okay, here we go,
we're going live. And then he hits the live but
he was even he's liked that. And then he goes, okay,
(44:34):
we're going back. We have the break and he goes, hey, man,
he having fun, And I feel like I feel like
Daniel when he's in character doing his muck bang um
one stream. You caught what I just happened to be
eating dinner on stre I'm telling you, if you want
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to watch danel on Twitch, don't just till he's done eating.
You can tune in like fifteen minutes at six o'clock,
come in at six thirty because he's probably before. Yeah,
there's a half hour of muck bang edging good times.
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What game are you playing, danel Um playing? Still playing
a little bit of everything. Is still playing Super Mario Odyssey,
which has been so much fun, Playing Rocket League, Um.
I've been playing a lot more games that involved the
stream that involved playing with other people like these, Uh,
there's like social deception games and like, um, there's a
game that's like telephone mixed with pictionary called guardic Phone.
It's really fun. Also, it's interesting. I would have thought
(45:47):
you played more of like so you're twitching with games
that are a little bit outside the bucks. I thought
a lot of people play with like first person shooters
and that. Yeah. I mean I you know, I like
to be a variety streamer. I like to stream a
whole bunch of different stuff, and I really do enjoy,
you know, engagement with other people. It's I don't like
solo games as much. And that's actually why I started
a segment so that I, like, actually play the single
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player games I haven't beat yet because I would just
never have finished them. I would never finish them ever,
so I had to make a segment for it. But
I really like playing with other people. That's the best
part to me. Donald, we should do a twitch stream
where we just ruby now. It doesn't have to be
every stream as every stream, it doesn't have to be sexual.
Don and I don't want to be a twitch stream. Well,
(46:30):
why don't we play, why don't we play a game. No,
you're thinking of only fans. Why can't we do it?
Which reverse course course, what an idiot. I just masturbated
and was shaming myself. Yeah, I said, I'm gonna never
do a only fans again. But then I wanted to
(46:51):
bust and I was like, I need only fans. That
was some me my sent Donald. It was something to
the effect of like only fans owner cancels porn in
the thirty seconds after he ejaculated, and he felt the shame,
but he had just washed. I'm not doing it justice,
but it was a funny meme. But I mean, that's
(47:13):
so true. That's the only time, that's the only time
in my life where I'm like, well, I'm like, I'm
a dirty, dirty boy. You disgusted with yourself. But dirty boy,
you throw the phone, You throw the phone across the room.
We call that post nut clarity. Oh god, I yeah,
(47:38):
that's gross. Right. No, what if our twitch was playing
a game together, Donald, like sorry or part cheesy? Does
it have to fucking part cheesey? Whatever you want. Hey,
no one's streaming clue. We should the four of us
should play. There's a reason nobody's streaming clue. Tim so
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that nobody could do that shit, man, Tim Curry. Tim
Curry is the best clue in a start trying to
fucking remake the movie, ask neck, listen for two seconds.
Is there a way for how would be four of
us twitch stream a game of Clue? I would like,
Oh my god, let's do it. If I can find it,
(48:22):
gonna be Monel Mustard. Yes, that's very best. Perfect. If
we can find an online version, we can all play
it together. If not, we could have one person kind
of controlling the board and everybody on here saying what
they want to do. Do you think we could We
could give the money to charity or something. But do
you think people would come and throw money at it
like they do? Yes? Definitely. Yes. People are begging every
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every single stream. Do you need the play clue? Yeah? Man,
you freaking ask a bunch of questions. No, go around
the room and you have the cards, and you know
what cards are not in the secret envelope because you're
holding them right right, And but you don't know what
do your other players have? Season I think it may
be Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the rope, and
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then another player will give you the card. If they
have one of them. The second. The second no one
gives you any card. You know, that must be what's
in the secret envelope? Got it? I vaguely remember how
to play Clue. Let's play. We're gonna go downstream. You
want to do Clue? How about shoots and ladders? I'm
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good at that game. Okay, boring Clue though that I'm trying.
I think Clue would have some opportunities for humor. Okay, alright,
I'm into it. I would rather play video games. But yeah,
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I know, but there's no video game we can play.
I know what we can do. Let's get on fucking
the fucking Oculus and go at it. No, we go
on m Halo into one of those rooms where it's
just the four of us and we try and kill
each other. You know, Let's do that with GTA, or
or or or the best game ever Red Dead, Redemption?
Too excited, dnaalism. I don't have any one. I don't
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have a current system set up, although I'm getting an
Xbox one. I think, oh sick. Do you know the
new flight simulator that they put out? Um, someone did
an aftermarket like Mega rig You're gonna love this. Did
we talk about this already, you know, I think you
mentioned wanting to do it, but we didn't talk about it. Indeed,
my sister in law works for Xbox, and she told
(50:33):
me she's gonna help me get that that rig. I
think Microsoft doesn't make it. It's like an aftermarket thing,
but someone like made like a full on cockpit. Look
it up. Tell her I got the v Tell her
I got the fucking VR stuff for y'all, are too
loyal to PS. You need to get with Xbox. I
don't know PS. I don't know PS. I got Xbox bro.
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And then Ken don't yo. All right, God, that's our show. Listen,
we love you. Sorry, we now have a guest. But um,
the good news is is that that doctor I imagine
in my glass half full way is currently saving someone's life. Amen. Yeah, Um,
if you want to be a caller on the show, uh,
you go to Joel, You're gonna go to you can
(51:20):
scrub iHeart at gmail dot com, Rubs iHeart at gmail
dot com. Um. Not only you don't have to worry
about just asking a Scrubs question, you could say, hey,
I haven't seen thing that happened to me and I
want to share it with you. Okay, Like that couple,
that weird couple that we love so much, they're not
weird with them, that different couple but not different. What
(51:41):
do you all right? Let me start over. Like that
couple that we whose sexual escapades we enjoyed hearing so much.
That was I truly want to check back in with them, Yes, Joelle,
let's have them back? Okay? And um hey, yeah, please
write in Joel, I I think I'd like to start
a new segment called You're not Gonna Believe what fucking
(52:04):
happened to us? And uh and then you tell us
an insane story. I love this section already, let's go.
It's kind of like getting a handy while trying to
sell a card to an animation guy. I didn't get
a handy, dude her true or false? You got a handy,
(52:24):
did not get a hand like. This is so wrong,
This is so wrong, This is so right. It's only
wrong until it's right. Donald. On that note, we love
you all I saw in the back of a truck.
Be kind, be careful to yourself. We made never so
(53:01):
gather around you here. I'll gather around you here, I'll
spot free watch your visa mm hmmmmm.
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