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August 16, 2022 81 mins

On this week's episode, JD's consciousness shows up in a bunny suit, and the hospital staff learns the value of the word no. In the real world, we're so happy to be back together. We talk about everything from Batgirl to Industrial Light and Magic and more. Enjoy! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, a cupcake. It's a muffin. It's a muffin. It's
a muffin. I got a muffin. Look at that. The
wife made blueberry muffins for breakin. Yeah, she made him.
I missed you. You look so cuddly and huggable. You
look so spelt and chiseled. What you doing eating carrots? Yeah?

(00:24):
Do you remember that story? Have ever told her in
the podcast about Arnod Schwartzeninger telling me to eat carrots? No? No,
what I was I was training for something and I
was working out in the gym with my trainer, and
Arnold Schwartzener walked into the gym, and it was when
he was governor, like he had he had like secret service,
state level whatever they are, state trooper guys with him
and everything. And he's walking around and I didn't know

(00:45):
if he was like there just because he knew the
owner of the gym, or if he was like, I
am governor, I am doing a total of silude. And
then he walks right over to me, and I don't again,
I have no idea if he recognized me as an
actor or if he was just like hello, fellow citizens.
But he walks over to me, and he goes, what
are your goals with your workout? And I was like,

(01:07):
I was, I was in such shock. I just said, well,
I guess the simplest way is to put it is
I like to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
And he has a little pause and he goes, you
have to eat a lot of carrots. Okay, man noted
so for like, for like months, I was just pounding.

(01:30):
Did it work? To this day, yeah, I got a
good shape because basically wasn't even an't even carriage. But
to this day, I don't know if he meant like
like like vegetables or like specifically carrots hilarious. I don't know,
but I bet you had a nice little orange glow
to you. You have to eat a lot of carrots.
That's he walked away. Okay, here's the question, rock cart

(01:53):
rock carrots or cooked carrots. I don't know, but I
love baby carrots, like when you get so little bag
of baby carrots and something snack. We have so much
to talk about. I don't even know where to begin
with you, all right. I don't know where to begin
with you guys either, because so much has happened, yep,
so many things. It's been a minute. The fans have
been clamoring. The fans have been Some of y'all are dicks.

(02:16):
I'm gonna be honest with you. Some of yall are
not a great way to start a show for the fans.
But ahead, but I'm gonna just keep it one hundred
with you. Don't coming for them. Don't come at me
with I'm lazy, or come at me with you know, uh,
you know, I don't deserve to have my time to
myself or anything like that because I feel like I do.
I feel like I work hard. I mean, I might

(02:37):
not work as hard as some of you out there.
I get that a lot of you work way harder
than I do, and I appreciate how hard you work.
But to come at me and say that I'm lazy
because we haven't put out a show in a couple
of weeks, you can eat a dick dog. That's a hundred.
That's one hundred. Now I'm gonna do a slightly a

(02:57):
kinder interpretation of that and also do some how keeping
overall for the fans. We're sorry we didn't put out
show for a bit. I'm prepping to act in a movie,
so it is one hundred percent my fault, and in fact,
we're gonna take a little break. We're what we're gonna
do housekeeping and Joel correct me if I'm wrong. We're
gonna finish season six, and then we're gonna put out
a really unique first episode of season seven, and then

(03:21):
we truly are going to go on a hiatus because
I'm acting in a movie and it is pretty hard
to do this well for you guys while I'm acting
in a movie. I just can't do it. So we're
gonna take a little break. But season we're gonna finish
Season six. We're gonna do today and then the next
one and then the season seven opener is a really

(03:42):
unique episode we did where for the first and probably
only time, we watched the episode live at a drive in,
So if you want to plan ahead, plan to watch
that episode, like instead of just when you're driving, some
of you just watch what you're driving. It might be
a little bit weird to listen to you because we're
watching the show and talking about at the same time,
but anyway, the ideal way for you to listen to

(04:03):
it would be to like sync up watching the show
with our podcast and pause it when we pause it
so you can enjoy it the best way. I'm gonna
We're gonna take a little break. Go ahead, I'm gonna
keep it one hundred with you, guys. It is a
very different version of the show right there. Will there
there might be silence at times, especially if we're gonna

(04:25):
do through. Will cut some out, but but then then
they won't be in sync with what You can't cut
too much out. I was thinking about that, but that
I think it makes it the most optimal experience where
you get to hear us laugh. It's like we're all
laughing at the same Some of you will love it
and some of you will hate it, but just no,
either way, it's the only time we're gonna do it
like that. There will be a small brief break between

(04:50):
the conclusion of season six and the premiere of episode seven,
but it's coming and it will be fabulous and you'll
really enjoy it. I think we're gonna drop that September thirteenth.
All right, there you go. There's your housekeeping, and we
love you. And hey, you don't want us to go
too fast because we're running out of episodes. I know.
I told y'all you could eat a dick. For give
it us for trying to pressure. You didn't mean it,

(05:11):
they didn't mean it. I want to take someone. I
want to take some of them back now. I want
to Can we can we rewind? Can we time travel? No? No,
I don't think you can take it back. But you pass.
It's out there. It's out there. Huh, it's already out there.
I and I appreciate the fans that have stuck with
us and decided to not unfollow me. But for those

(05:32):
of y'all who didst people are passionate about the show.
I get it, and so passionate that they're willing to
turn their backs on us. I didn't turn my background
and you I took a freak on to freaking take
a look. That's like. That's like if somebody you're having
a conversation with somebody and they go all right, hold
that thought. I have to go to the bathroom. I'll

(05:52):
be right back, and when they get back, you're like,
you're a fucking dick man, and you're like, what I talk.
I had to run in the restaurroom to go to
take a break. I did to take a break and
they're like and they're like, no, you fucking tan your
back on me too late? Already follow you on Twitter? Right,
That's what it is, man and miss me. They never
liked me in the first place. They've been waiting to
do it. You've been waiting to do it. I've noticed.

(06:14):
I noticed. I noticed my numbers have stalled on Instagram.
I've noticed. I'm noticed because you don't post of it.
I don't post them either. I post animation. I post
that motion animation. I give you what you want, fans?
Is that not what you want? Is not what you're getting?
Really good, dude, noticeable in your post class definitely took
an ardument class and they you know, Okay, So there's

(06:37):
a lot of things we have to talk about. One
of the things is uh lighten magic. Uh we need
to we need to discuss that. I don't care what
anybody says, but there's a saying enlightened magic that George
Lucas says. You know, when people are like, I can't
do this, I don't think I can get through it.
I don't know how how are we going to do this?
And you know, he says, well, why don't you think

(06:59):
about it? You know? And you know and uh and
then within you know twenty minutes people have already come
up with the idea right of how they're gonna how
they're going to solve this problem said problem. Um, that's
what Ardmin Academy UH made me do. It made me
really think about what I wanted to do through lectures

(07:22):
and master classes and stuff like that. It really made
me think about it. I've taken two classes now. Both
of them are made were amazing. UM. I took Stupid
Buddy Studios Animation class first and that was amazing. Alex
uh Camer was the teacher there. And then I took

(07:45):
the Ardmin uh Academy course and that was taught by
so many people, but the main guy was the Stute
Stewart UH. And what's great is that you're working with
people who are in uh stop motion animation and actually
are professionals, and you can actually see their work, whether

(08:06):
it be from Stupid Buddies to Robot Chicken and you
know Super Mansion to Ardmin Academies. You know Wallace and
Grommet and and uh you know uh Shawn the Sheep.
It's just so many, there's so many of them on
the artaman side, you know what I mean. But just
to be able to find the Chicken runs. They did
do Chicken Run and they're doing is amazing. They're doing

(08:28):
two two's coming out soon. Oh they wonder. I wonder
what took them so long? That was such a good movie.
That sounds awesome. Well for those of you fans who
are interested in stop motion, obviously, Donald, you're an amazing spokesperson.
What's that? Even? Ardmin? How do you spell ar d
A A r d M A n ardman? Uh? Look
them up? Look up Ardmin Academy. Also look up Stupid

(08:50):
Buddy Studios. They have a class that comes if you're
in the States and stupid. I think it's spelled stop right,
Yeah I do, Yeah, stupids called that way. All right?
Can we talk about another that's awesome and I'm proud
of you. You're killing it. Can we talk about Bad
Girl being canceled? Insanity? Joel, you're the expert on these things.

(09:17):
Um well, I'm not as allowed to say a lot
of fun. I'll take it from my friends marketing and
pr perspective of it. It's an interesting decision. It sounds
variety thinks it's taxes, which seems to be probable if
you don't follow entertainment news. Here's what you need to know.
Discovery and HBO merged into one conglomerate basically Warner Brothers. Yeah,

(09:43):
the Warner Brothers, which is HBO's overhead. So they've become
one entity. So now the new heads there are trying
to file down and organize. You know, what does this
new company look like and what are we gonna do
going forward? Um And one of the directives of that
is they want to move away from releasing on streaming,

(10:03):
which is, of course is the big thing HBO did.
And initially that you know, it caused a lot of
concern and you know, actors get paid more and producers
and directors you know, based off of box office, so
you don't want to skip the box office. So it
was challenging and a confusing time. But it was COVID
and they had material to release, so they released on
HBO and it became pretty successful. HBO blew up. They

(10:24):
I think I'm pretty sure they had the fast show.
You're talking about HBO Max, the streaming services where you're
talking about, let's be so HBO Max had this moment
where they were able to create a cartoon that was
so popular. It was able to reverse and go off
of streaming and onto television. That was the Harley Quinn cartoon.
So they were having all of these huge wins and successes.
But the new company doesn't want to do that anymore.

(10:47):
That Girl apparently was meant to be streaming as for
HBO Max. They tested it for audiences. Heard a lot
of mixed things about what happened at that testing. Wow,
you didn't hear mixed things about it being tastic? Well, no,
one's no, no one's rumors or that it tested well,
that's it's not true. A lot of like I mean, yeah,
so oh, there's a lot of critical thought of like
it's not good, But that DC has had a lot

(11:09):
of critical failures that have been huge box office successes.
So there is a fandom that enjoying didn't didn't your
ocams raise your brain? Go to There's no way they're
dumping one hundred million dollars movie that tests well, No,
because they still want to drop a flash and I
heard nothing good about that and it's main star is
a hot mess. I know that Ezra has a lot

(11:31):
going on right now. Um, and uh, it'll be interesting
to see what they do. I just assume by the
same principle that must be testing amazing. This one didn't
test well, and they're like, first of all, it's if
ninety million dollars is the is the budget it's going
to cost, I'm pulling a number out of my ass
fifty to advertise and release it. So they're cutting bait

(11:51):
because it didn't test well. That's my that was my assumption.
It's very possible. I mean, like, like you said, like,
we don't have confirmation. But what I do you know
is the people that directed the background movie just came
off of having Marvel's highest successful show with Miss Marvel,
which has gotten a lot of success and a lot
of praise. I think it was their number one stream show.
So I don't know. I don't know what happened, but

(12:13):
they made the choice and we'll see where it goes.
I was reading the other day a critic who was saying,
you know, typically you have to give these mergers like
eighteen months to get an idea of like what is
the new direction, how is it gonna work. I think
on some level, I'm excited. I love the DC properties.
I think that what's your hot take on because I
saw gossip that even though Flash is testing well. Because

(12:35):
of Ezra's issues, they may dump the Flash, which apparently
costs two hundred night. Yeah, I think they should do that.
Ezra's on a wild path that's hurt a lot of people,
and I don't think that the DCU needs this version
of The Flash or this movie to continue. They're launching

(12:57):
a new sort of direction with Black Adam. I'm starring
the Rock. He describes himself as a franchise Viagra, which
is true. Yeah, the Rocks direct quote, He's franchised Viagra,
and it's true. And I really like only someone like
him could have that kind of confidence because like proof

(13:18):
is in The Pudding Man. Yeah, he does it, so
that is pretty true. He once injected into the blood stream,
he gets the franchise, No pun intended, Rock intended. So

(13:38):
I hope they go in that direction and keep you know,
Jason Momoa seems to be in it for the long haul.
I think they were going to have to do something
with Wonder Woman because that last movie, by I think
a lot of people's own admissions not hot. So we'll
see that last movie was hot. Hot. Garbbage, you know
I have my brain is as someone in the production

(13:59):
industry just goes to think about all the fucking hard
work on both movies and the innumerable hours of blood,
sweat and tears by every from the PA to the producer.
To make a two hundred million or a ninety million
or a fucking one million dollar movie and to have
it scrap is just it's just so sad. I just

(14:20):
feel I feel for everyone involved because the idea of
working so hard on a movie and then no one
ever seeing it. It's not like, oh, you know the
old days, as we all remember the old days. If
if you if you made a theatrical movie and it bombs,
you dumped into videos. Straight to video is a quote unquote,
it was like it was like, oh it didn't work
out straight to video. Now we're talking about movies that
are have been put this much effort in love and

(14:43):
hard working to them and like no one will will
ever see them. I hate to tell you this, Zack,
but this is a format that's been going on in
Hollywood for the longest. In this quoted pilot season and
shooting pilots and then no one ever seeing the pilots,
YouTube been in and beings you're right, them being scrapped.
I haven't heard. I haven't thought about like that. That's true.

(15:03):
But uh, but that being said, I've never been on
a ninety million dollar pilot in life. No, but I mean,
I don't even mean. I mean, obviously it's in the
extreme examples. That's why these movies are so headline breaking
is because a movie with a ninety million dollars production
budget has never been scrapped. That's nuts. That doesn't bode

(15:24):
well for Hollywood either. Like if you're on the outside
looking in, like you know, there are certain bro I'm
not gonna say, there are certain uh senators and congress
people out there that are like this Hollywood. I told
you they just throw money away. They just throw the
money away and they give it to their friends. That's
what you know what I mean. I'm looking at looking

(15:46):
at this, I'd be like, ninety million dollars, throw throw
them ship to me, you know what I mean? Look
at what I can do with that shit? Like god
Man's speaking of speaking of this topic, I love and
I highly recommend to all of you thirteen lives. Now.
This was an MGM movie that was supposed to come

(16:06):
out theatrically and really really deserve to be seen theatrically
if you have the chance, don't do what I did
and watch it on your laptop, because it's a shame
Amazon bought MGM and they decided to just take it
straight to streaming. This is I think Ron Howard's best
movie ever. It's about the thirteen sorry twelve tie boys
and their coach who were trapped in a cave and rescued.

(16:30):
It's Viege Mortensen, Colin Farrell, Joel Edgerton. Is that how
you hit Edgerton? And it's fantastic. I'm telling you to
see it. I'm excited about it. But it's what it's.
It's kind of the reverse story where you're like, this
is I mean, I think it could win Best Picture.
It's it's it's it's it's so good and I and
I can't believe that they went Amazon chose to go

(16:50):
straight to streaming with it. How are they're doing any
theatrical releases over there. I mean, I'm sure they'll do
the qualifying may If you look at what Disney Plus
is doing with streaming, I am imagine that everybody's trying,
like why not try and create that type of format
like they put out movies in theaters. And they put
movies out on streaming and it seems to work both

(17:13):
ways for them or am I tripping? I just think
that if you you know, I'm still of this. Maybe
this is old school, but I'm in the school of like,
if it's if it was shot to be a movie
that potentially was made for theatrical leagues, like give it
as shot, give it as give it yeah, absolutely absolutely,
and like and like if it's not performing okay, then
then you and you have a lot of money on it,
then yeah, then go to your streaming platform. But like

(17:36):
you know, I was gonna say, they had a lot. Uh,
DC has had a lot of misses with their movies,
and they put these some of these movies out and
they've been so bad that they've been considered like the
worst movies of the year and stuff like that, not once,
but multiple times, you know what I mean? Uh, And
so I I you know, when when it smells like shit,

(18:01):
eventually you want to freaking wash that thing, you know
what I mean? Like, can I put that on? Can
I get that on my step for my soundboard? Nown? Yes,
it smells like shit, Eventually you want to wash it,
you know what I mean? Or throw it out or
you know what I mean, I don't know. But look,
that's and so I think that's where they are with
with everything. They're like what we're doing with I think

(18:24):
I think the company itself is stepping and saying what
we're doing isn't working. I don't think there's a band
aid that can fix it. Let's just switch everything around
and barely they're looking for one. Oh interesting, See that's
hard to I know. I mean, he's sort of won
a a zillion. But don't you think well, I mean,

(18:45):
I mean, if I was to stars, it's took Star
Wars a really long time to find and they it
seems they found it with uh, with Fav and Feloni.
But uh and and and Figgy. You know, Figy has
been around since the beginning of mar though it doesn't miss.
He doesn't miss. Yeah, he does. Some of those movies
of trash man, Come on, now, let's keep it one

(19:06):
hundred man. You want to watch them all, you watch
them all. I don't watch them all. To be look,
let's be honest, some of those as much as I
want to be in all of the all of the
problems of the right, all of the properties that we're
talking about even Batgirl, I would freaking throw my life
on the line to freaking be able to do all

(19:27):
of the stunts and action shit that they probably did
in that Bad Boy and Kicking ass Man. I would
be so freaking excited to be a part of that,
even if at the end of it they said it's
never gonna come out. But maybe that's because I'm used
to that, you know what I mean. I'm used to
doing projects. I'm used to pilot season of spitting. I'm
so passionate about it, good things right, Thank goodness. I'm

(19:52):
used to pilot season. I'm used to all of these things.
I'm used to feeling like this is it, this is
my big shot, and then it's not happening, you know
what I mean, And then like, are the show that
we're all talk gonna talk about in a couple of
minutes scrubs? Sometimes it does happen. It's the it's the
roll of the dice, and Warner Brothers is willing to
take that role right now. It's willing to roll of
dice right now and say, look, everything that we have

(20:14):
is not working, and we know this, and all of
us know this too. You could say what you want.
There are certain things that are working. There are little
pockets here and there that are working. But let's be honest, man,
you're not excited for it like you're excited for Disney Plus.
When Disney Plus shows up, you're like, Yo, let's go
fucking like the Mandalorian freaking all of these Marvel things

(20:34):
like you get excited for that. And Warner Brothers wants
that too, and they have the properties to do that,
So why not say, you know, what we're doing right
now isn't working. Let's let's figure something out. I agree
with I agree with it. I think it sucks. As
an actor, or as a producer, or as a company
who has invested a lot of their energy into the

(20:55):
DC brands, all of the humans that have been involved
in that, I know it sucks that this is happening. Uh.
And I'm so happy, you know, like a part of
me was a part of this, you know what I mean.
The reason why Legends of Tomorrow didn't come back was
because they were like, we're not going to bring back
all of these shows, you know what I mean. There's
there's petitions to save these you know, Legends of Tomorrow.

(21:17):
It's probably not gonna happen. But it's because they're doing
this and they're trying to reverse or not reverse or
course correct where DC's going, and all of you out
there can say what you want to say and be
like Donald, you're fucking tripping. But as a whole right now,
it ain't working. Let's keep it one. It'd be really
interesting to see. I think it's the only thing really

(21:39):
left to see is if is if they release the
flash or not. That's that's really fascinating thing to think about.
I mean, there'd be no doubt they'd release it, but
it sounds like they're considering it. If it's good. Listen,
how about this. If it's good, I would suggest putting
it out. You know what I mean, I'm gonna keep

(22:01):
it one hundred Aquaman. I like my rumors, My my rumors,
my rumors, my rumor my what do you call my?
My whisperers? Tell me your rumor mill, your rumor mill.
Remember in gamey Thrones, that guy who's like the whisper Yeah, yeah, varius, yeah,
vers my varisses. Tell me it's good for one thing.

(22:25):
Do you listen that song? I just saying me, Yeah,
I said, I texted you saw her song. I don't
really know her. Oh I love her? How do you
not know her? Dude, dude, this song you guys, I
don't have my rig to to play it, but um, Joel,
it's happening. Well next next thing, you know, Zach's gonna
be into neo soul and everything. That would be amazing.

(22:47):
I really like it. Every Joe well, you know this
song her hard Place by her? Yeah, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You know this?
Are you kidding me? I'm in Jim, it's so all right.
So I grew up with no because she probably heard
because I shut something thought there's nothing left, say assistant.

(23:12):
I was driving my assistant and he put this so
caught up place. All of a sudden, I'm like, what
is this? And I got my shazam out. You know
all that. I don't know, but it's amazing. Yeast like
four hundred times today. Yeah, I'm Jim. That's so. That's
what dude. You and I should have been married. We

(23:33):
should have gotten married. We should have just freaked because
I couldn't want to listen to Drake. I don't want
to listen to Drake. You would have been listening to her.
I'm telling you you would have been listening to that.
We listened to the same ship. We should have gotten
married and then had an open relationship where we could,
you know, call the kind of rap is it trapp
we where it's kind of like trap music that's trying
the monotony trap. I'm not into the trap, but I

(23:56):
really like her. Let's all right, our last thing and
then we'll get into the shows that we called scrubs. Well,
I was, I was listening to I hadn't heard this song,
and I was like, oh, it's a trap song. Let
of those sens say this is a trap? No no, no, no, no,
no no, you're conflating two different things. Oh okay, that
song is fire and it's my new favorite song I'm
gonna listen to and I love her voice. I don't

(24:16):
know her song that was a trap. So I grew up.
So I grew up with this young lady named Misha Headman, right,
and she is she works with her. She originally worked
with Alicia Keys and actually works with her. Alicia Keys
I grew up with also. Uh anyway, so I've been
up on her for a really long time. Misha used
to put out like on her Instagram like promotions of

(24:38):
where her would be at the equivalent of hotel, cafe,
small little venues where not a lot of people would
be there and stuff. She's been around for a while.
She can play to gain She's a musician. She could
play pretty much every instrument. And she's got to dyne
in my voice. I think I get what's key for
a lot of young women in this industry. If you
have a baritone voice and you can sing from your chest,

(25:02):
it really does work. Because Lauren Hill her you know
what I mean, It's all kind of like the same sound,
and it's all very she does. She reminded low Register Hill.
But yeah, that could be on the Miseducation of Lauren Hill.
It's no doubt, no doubt. The show was no because

(25:22):
I got to talk about light magic. Oh yeah, let's
do a short thing. There's a Donald's yelling about the
amazing documentary about industrial Lton magic that's on Disney Plus.
I like to bet it in the sequels. It made
me want to watch the prequels, which I don't get
mad I've never seen um, but the movies. The documentary
is so interesting that it makes you want to watch them.

(25:43):
I think, first of all, Phil Tippet, you're my hero.
I've said it to you before, I'll say it to
you again. I've never met him in person, never said
it to his face, never met him in person. But
he is my hero. He's the reason why it's gonna
be your your fiftieth birthday present is I'm gonna I'm
gonna find out how much it is for to fly
Phil Tippet to your house and have him hang out
with you for an afternoon and we just do stop

(26:04):
motion animational. Yeah, and he used animates with you for
like an hour an hour. I need more than that.
I need more than that. I'll pay the extra. I'll
pay the extra if he's into it. I'm gonna find
out what Phil tippets hourly is. It's probably hash. I
don't care. Whatever you get it, whatever you get it,
whatever I l M pays you daily. I think Zach
can match it. That's her fiftieth birthday present. I just

(26:28):
figured it out, all right, count of sand baby, we
gotta start this fucking shop. I know it's been like
a half an hour, six seven eight stories about show
we made about a bunch of doctor nurses, and I said,
he's a stories never so get around you here, yeah,

(26:52):
around here. M this episode it is bizarre, but I
laughed a lot. I did laugh a lot. Also, it
was very It's a very straightforward message though, you know
what I mean, like say no when you don't want it,

(27:12):
or guess what you're doing, you're settling. That's the whole episode, dude, Yeah,
that's and also the other main messages. How parenthood changes you? Well, yeah,
parent who changes how you look, how you look at everything.
Your perspective definitely changes when you realize there's more at
stake other than just yourself. Then absolutely, our best friend

(27:34):
Carrie Brothers, we should announce just had a beautiful, beautiful
little boy. Oh, congratulations. He and Jess, Yes, he and Jess.
Jess had the baby. Jess wiss. Yes, our composer, composer,
a fancy composer wife. She had, she had, she had
the baby. Carrie has she has the vagina. Yeah, but

(27:55):
Carrie did plant his seat. Yeah, Carrie shot shot shot.
He shot a shot shot shot shot shots fired. Ba's exciting.
Our our beste has, our best ease have a beautiful
little baby boy. So welcome to the club, Welcome to
no Sleep, Welcome to all of it. Enjoy it's so

(28:20):
much fun. Yeah. Donald always says all the horrible things
about it, but then he's like, it's so much fun.
How a lot of parents feel. Yeah, yeah, it's the
worst thing ever, but it's so much fun and I
wouldn't try. Well, okay, we are, we are? This is
episode what number? Joel? Six twenty one, six twenty one? Everybody?

(28:43):
This is the penultimate meaning which is one of my
favorite SAT words, meaning second to last episode of sixth
seasons pen Ultimate. I used to think I used to
think it meant last, but pen ultimate means second to last, ultimate,
pen ultimate. Yeah, this is the pen This is your

(29:05):
pen ultimate chance here, yeah right, this is your penultimate.
Your kids, when you're mad at your ultimate pen ultimate chance,
this is your pen ultimate chance. What the heck are
you talking about? There's your second to lasting, me second
to last and me second the last. Remember that penultimate

(29:25):
penultimate SAT? I saw bullet Train too? Wait did you
see did you see tal gun? Maverick? No, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go soon. Now are you kidding me? Man?
Don't yell at me. I'm gonna go out still the theaters.
You went and saw a bullet train before you saw
a top gun mater. I'm gonna go see it. I'm
gonna say one thing, though, Can I say one thing
off topic? You never do to my fellow directors and

(29:49):
sound mixers who might listen to this movie. It used
to be the problem that the prince of the film
when you're actually projecting film would always be different. And
the joke with directors is, oh my god, you're never
gonna see it as good as it looks in the
lab again, because always look like shit and the projectors
are all shit. Now it's all digital, and I'm told
the only variable really, because it's binary code, is that
some theaters turn down their bulb to save the lifetime

(30:10):
of the bulb to save money. But other than that,
it's still a digital projection. But the sound mix must
be always different, because I've seen two action movies in
a row now and I can't fucking hear the dialogue.
There's like twenty percent of the dialogue missing, because I'm
sure it sounds amazing in your perfect mixed studio, but
in the movie theater so much with all these actions sounds,

(30:34):
I can't fucking hear the dialogue. Maybe I'm just well,
it might be that. It might be also the theater
that you're in. Also, some theaters are definitely made so
that you feel like you're still in the studio where
the mixer. One of them was Man's Chinese, which would
imagine is probably the best sounding theater in the world. Oh,
I don't know. We might need to beat that because

(30:56):
I don't want Man's Chinese coming after Zach when he
premiers this movie. There. No, I'm okay with it. I
love Man's Chinese. Remember when you said, Zack, remember when
you said out there to suck the sound? You want
to Joe, you want to put your hands in the
freaking cement, didn't you, Zach? I love Man. I love

(31:17):
Man's Chinese so much that when I'm excited to see
a movie, I go, I'm gonna go see it at Man's,
Like this is like the place to see a movie.
But I went to Man's and then I also went
to another giant chain place and it's two action movies
in a row where I'm like, I'm missing twenty percent
of dialogue. Now, I'm sure that it sounds great in
the final mix stage, but like I'm saying, the variable

(31:39):
of picture is kind of gone these days, other than
somebody turning down their bulb to make it to save
life of their bulb with their projector. But the variable
of sound difference is there more than ever because maybe
you're right, some people crank the base for their theater,
or they cranked this or that, and they're fucking up
the mix. So you you're missing like twenty five percent
of dialogue, right, Red, that's my ret I couldn't hear

(32:03):
some of Bullet Train. I totally understand where you're coming from.
I feel like a lot of these movies aren't necessarily
I don't know, I think a lot of these I
think a lot of these movies are missing. It all
goes back to light and magic man. I think a
lot of these movies are missing the mark when it

(32:23):
comes to the things that they can do. So it's like,
all right, you can, we can do anything now, but
the one thing that's lacking is good story. So now
people are, you know, still focusing on we need to
have the best action sequence, or we need to have
the best explosion sequence, or we need to have the

(32:44):
best flying sequence, and they're missing story now and so
you know, did it matter if you miss twenty minutes
of the conversation. I think it does, and I don't
mean and I'm sure the filmmakers and the sound mentres
would would would hate to hear this. You struggle because

(33:04):
I've got it myself on so many times to get
everything perfect. You're literally like, can you turn the fucking
lighter sound down one decibel? Let me hear it like that.
I mean, that's how anal you are to get it perfect.
And then you don't want you don't want the audience
missing dialogue. I mean, it's all supposed to be perfectly balanced,
you know what I mean? Right? I understand that, But

(33:26):
was that the was the movie about the dialogue? It
doesn't matter if the movie is about it could be
one was Nope, and one was Bulletrain. They're amazing directors
who were telling giant stories. They don't want they don't
want their words missed. I totally hear it. I saw
Top Gun Maverick. There's not a lot of talking in it.
There is talking, and I was able, I was able

(33:47):
to understand everything they said. You know what I mean,
I'm gonna keep it one hundred. I don't know if
it's the I don't know if it's the theater that
you went to, and I don't know if it's the
creators of it. But I'll tell you one thing. The
special effects meant nothing to me. In Top Gun Maverick.
There's no effects. They really were in the planes. It's real.
But all of that shit wasn't. That didn't mean anything.
Even that meant nothing to me. The story is what

(34:08):
saves that movie. Man, That's what's really great about that movie.
And I think that's I think that's what missing is.
That's what's missing in some of these movies. Now, I
haven't you're saying separate thing. I was saying a diatribe
on sound mixing, and you're saying stories missing. I think
a lot of action movies. I agree. I think that's
I think that's part of it. I think I think

(34:28):
the reason why you missed out on so much is
because they're trying to get the sound so fucking dope
to make it so that the audience is having an
experience from with the sound. And I don't think I
think that's missing the mark. Fuck that shit. Tell a
good story and to sit will all it'll all fall
into place. You know what I mean. I think that's Fences,

(34:49):
the fight choreographer, whoever did the fight and bullet train
it was. It was sort of the biggest standout. I
think it was amazing fight sequences. I think that's the story.
I think that's the story of the movie, though, you
know what I mean, I think the story of them, Like,
I think the story of the movie is check out
the fight that we can, that we can we can do.
Look at our Joey King all grown up and starring

(35:11):
in a movie with Brad Pitt. She's a movie star. Man,
Remember when when you did when you did our scene,
when you did your scene with her, we knew she
was a movie star back then. No, man, she's a
movie star. Though. Man, she's like she's got like she
looked at this all right, the Joey King moment. She's
a god. She's got like. She's so beautiful first of all,

(35:33):
but so talented. She's wish I was here but her
acting and wish I was here. Right, she's so talented.
But she's also quirky and funny, which is so right,
which is so important for an actor, or however how
much an actor. We're still correct way to say it Joel.

(35:55):
Actor is fine actor, but for an actor, and I
don't want to get in trouble. You out, Oh you good? Yeah.
I have always know what I mean for actresses as
actors too, but I don't want to say wrong either, Duelle.
If I'm wrong, I like actor. It's all encompassing. Yeah,
but I think right on. I think it's so important
for actors to have a really good sense of humor,

(36:18):
and she has an amazing sense of humor. And so
she will not only be able to do drama, which
she did and Wish I was here, which she did
fabulously and wish I was here, but she can also
do comedy. She can also do romance. She can also
do actions what we're seeing right now, because she's so
athletic as well. I really do believe she's a movie star. Man.

(36:40):
I'm really proud of her. You said at a Princess movie.
That Princess movie kicked ass. I don't know if you
guys saw it yet. That's where she's like, that's where
she's like a fighter and stuff like that, A fighting princess. Yeah.
The princess is being forced to marry off and she
has to basically like get down the tower through all
of these like an army of people, and so she's

(37:00):
like sneaking around and stabbing him. She's such a badass
in it. Look, I'm just saying, man, we but we
knew this when she was a kid. When she was
a kid, you know what I mean. We knew this
when I wish I was here, when we were working
on wish I was here. We knew that she was this,
and so you know, it's really good to see it
come to fruition. I'm proud of her. I gotta stay
watching her kick ass with Brad Pitt. I felt proud

(37:23):
of our joy king. All Right, why don't we take
a break, and we promise you audience, we will. We
will finally talk about scrubs and television. Okay, We'll be
right back after these words. And ha ha ha ha
ha ha. I sound like I have a cold this

(37:45):
whole episode. Did you notice that I didn't? You did
notice it? I did not. I do notice those guns.
So I do notice those guns, ladies and gentlemen. Days
thems watch this, well, there are ads abdominals as they say,
he insuded that this boy has been putting the work

(38:09):
in at the work, but He's also been putting the
work in at the refrigerator and he is eating chicken
and broccoli. It looks like, no, no, do you have
to do you have to be Oh sorry, do you
have to be nude for this movie that you're about
to do? Um? Not nude. I'm like in bed with
my um with my girlfriend shirtless, so I didn't want

(38:32):
to not look my best. All right, let's talk about
the choke scrubs. Um, I do so a have a cold?
In the voiceover, and uh and on, I just noticed
that little trivia. Um, Elliott is questioning whether she just
to remind everyone where we are, Elliott's questioning whether she
should marry Keith. She's having second thoughts. Um. Kim has
just returned from the conference where we discovered she's pregnant,

(38:55):
and I was lying to me and all of my
friends about lose the baby, and she's actually very, very pregnant.
That was a very formulate funny moment. That's two funny moments.
One where Carlos senses in the force that Elliot's obsessing
and she runs and grabs her. The other one. The
other one is when Kim keeps trying to link with

(39:18):
j D and j D keeps ditching her, keeps he
keeps totally dissing her everywhere and the creative ways. In
the final one, he's literally trying to climb out the
window and she catches him. He doesn't want to talk
about it. He's not ready, but I totally understand. Man.
She totally lied. She said that the baby didn't exist. Yeah,

(39:41):
and she really wants forgiveness pretty rapidly. I mean it's
it's a little like, please give me some time, you know.
She's very aggressive, like we literally just left a conference. Yeah,
let's do your lie just got found out, and she's like,
can you forgive me? Likew be my friend again? Yeah?
And and you guys didn't really ever do it. Oh wait, no,

(40:05):
you do do it. Well, you do do it after
they after the baby's created, because you've got there's that
moment where you try to work it out. So you're
definitely banging. You're definitely banging in that profess I don't
remember by can I say bang? Joel is banging at
everybody says banging. Everybody says banging? Right, you bang? Fine? Um?

(40:29):
When did banging not being come? Okay? Um? I don't
I just don't want to be inappropriate, you know what
I mean. I don't want people to be like this, dude.
So Joel will tell you if you've said anything that's
not correct. Um uh so we I just want to
point out that Beard Fisa is definitively the pharmacist. Is

(40:49):
this the sixth episode? Investigation into is Beard Fisa the
pharmacist or not is concluded in this episode because he's
clearly standing in the window talking to someone in the
in the in the lobby, Yes, as he's been before.
Jad's conscience is a giant rabbit in a track suit.

(41:12):
The track suit is because of mister Fortelly, his mean
fizzed teacher, and the rabbit head is because his uncle
once ate a rabbit and got belly. Murms all right,
without saying anything, Zach, Yeah, Joel, do you know who
the Fatelles are? No, Daniel? Do you know who the
Fates are? The Patellis? But last name isn't okays he's

(41:41):
giving a trivia question. Okay, No, I don't know, audience.
Do you know who the Fells are? No? Do you
ever see a little movie called Goonies? Yeah? Just a
little masterpiece called Goonies Classic? Do you know what the
bad guy's last names were for Telly good Yes, yes,
I mean good job, good job, good job. Now, Donald,

(42:02):
do you remember who played the rabbit Franklin got better? Yes?
I think he was our second. He was out of
the second eighty or the first eight I forgot, but
he was a second who got promoted to first. Him
and Scott. I have no idea who the voices do you? No? Okay,

(42:23):
I looked on even on the Scrubs Wiki didn't have
it everything. Trevor Ran got the answers. Zach Um Turk
is so excited about having his baby after he's just
said that women can be cuckoo. We then cuts to
him asking JD to hold his baby over a small
net so that Turk can photoshop his baby. Duncan that

(42:46):
sounds like something you'd really do. Yes, I would do that.
I mean, it's just because I'm into special effects. Like
we talked about light and magic and how much I
liked it more than the sequels. Yeah, just to circle
back to that, reiterate, Yeah, just just to reiterate that,
I too feel like I would take certain situations in

(43:08):
my life and try and do by the way, photoshop
you know where that came from, right, Industrial Industrial Light
and magic Baby just put it out there. It was
one of the guys like little side projects, right, yeah,
it was. Yeah, it was one of the Yeah, it's exactly.
So I'm just I hope he's rich as hell. I
hope no one fucked up his his his winnings. I don't.

(43:31):
I don't think anybody has fucked up their winnings in
that area. No, I'm saying. And the way it is
portrayed in the documentary is that it was like his
little side project and then he invented photoshop, and then
I just hope that he Uh, there was only one
there's only one mistake I LM made. There's only one mistake,
and that was selling Pixar. They're like, I don't believe

(43:53):
in his cartoon ship. Yeah you take it here, jobs,
it's yours. That's true. By the way, I mean, Turk
is holding a point and shoot camera and I just
I just I just was reading and it goes without
saying that the point and shoot camera is pretty much
dead because of the iPhone or because of cell phones,

(44:13):
and and you know, if you want to higher end
pro camera, you go and buy that. But the point
and shoot itself. I just stumbled across an article that
was saying it is pretty much dead because your your
your phone is just as good. Yeah, I wonder if
this was what if people saw this, you know what
I mean? Like you always say, from film, the digital

(44:36):
was a big big is a big big thing, right,
It changed, the revolutionized the industry and everything it all
goes back to It all goes back to light magic.
But anyway, it changed the It changed the industry. So
when it went from film to digital, were they like,
pretty soon, we're not gonna need the camera guys, that's
what this means. We're not gonna need this. We're not

(44:56):
gonna need the point and shoot anymore. Pretty soon, pretty
soon we're gonna be able to use it on our phone.
Pretty Soon it'll be in our eyes. We'll be able
to act, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, well,
could you see the progression of could you see the
progression of how this is all gonna go all go
away eventually? Like well of course started starting ahead ahead,

(45:18):
you go ahead, you go ahead. The special thing is
it's really the glass of a lens, of a magical
lens um. I think so your camera phone is never
gonna well, I mean, obviously one day it could, but
currently doesn't have a magical, beautiful you know, from from

(45:38):
one to one hundred thousand dollars and everything in between
level piece of glass, I should say, to priceless because
a panavision lens you came and buy, you can only reenter.
So it'll be interesting to see if if but what
do I know, but if if the idea of a
pro camera will ever go away. It's hard to imagine
that tech. It's sort of a waste to put that

(45:58):
technology in a phone. Um But but anyway, the market
that was that was holding h like, like obviously a
point shoot camera like a dad taking a picture of
his kid, is now on the cell phone because not
only is the camera quality insane, but you can also
instantly then send it to your your friends and your
wife and your family right away. Man Like, it changed everything,

(46:20):
it really And I like film, man Like, I like
looking at old pictures from when I was a kid
and stuff like that. I like the way that looked
and stuff. Yeah, and it's it's really interesting you look
at the only time you get to see pictures of
people like that, or when they've passed away though, you
know what I mean, because it's been that long since

(46:40):
cameras have since film cameras have been pretty much obsolete
in the in the picture game, you know, yeah, any
of printing pictures even I want to give a shout out. Actually,
I don't even think they're as sponsor of ours. I
doubt there. I wish they would be. Joel make them
as sponsored ours. But frame Bridge, um, I don't you

(47:01):
guys have used this yet. They're really cool. Uh, listeners,
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or it's probably an app end the website. But you
just you upload your picture, you pick a frame, you
pick a matt you can't even choose a little plaque,
and it comes and they sent it here and you

(47:22):
pick the size obviously, and they send it to your
house in like a week. It's INCREDI I just used it,
and it was I used it for a present for somebody.
Image back there. That's frame Bridge. So that magical thing
of like, oh it's annoying to print a picture and
then I gotta get a frame and all that, Like
I'm endorsing. This is my personal non ad endorsement of
Frame Bridge. All right, let's move on. Um Cox says

(47:43):
that pregnant women are allowed to be crazy. Donald your thoughts, Yeah, man, yeah, man,
I mean I don't know how you can when I've
never had my hormone shift so rapidly before. Yeah, you know, Um,
I don't go through a lot of the things that

(48:04):
women go through, from obulating to you know, all of
these things change your pH balance is what I you, Well,
it changes that to the changes, it changes that too,
you know what I mean. pH balance changes. I get
all fucked up, right, but it but it changes your

(48:26):
harm one balance and it changes like it changes your
equal like it it messages with you, you know what
I mean. And it's easy to be dismissive and call
someone crazy, but I think you're allowed to. I think
you're especially if you're pregnant. And that's forcing all of
these changes to happen. And you can't go on medication

(48:48):
to control these changes because it will harm the baby.
You have to let this process happen. So I don't
know if it's called being crazy. I think it's more like,
you know, the baby is running its course through the
mother and you, and the mother is more than allowed
to go through these problems. Yeah, all right, so wait,

(49:10):
let's move on. Jad says that Kim can stay at
his house, which is very nice. Um. He does assume
that she's gonna take the couch, which is which is
funny because like she is pregnant, she's not gonna likely
stay on the couch. But the rabbit is the one
who tells him to give her the bed. But here's

(49:30):
what I understand. The second I mean, Kim is not
even out of the room. Kim isn't barely out of
the room, and Jady puts on a porn Uh. Can
hear the noise. I couldn't believe this was on scrubs.
You can hear like fake porno noises off the TV
and the rabbit. The rabbit is totally cool that the
rabbits like downs like, don't worry, I gotta and he says,

(49:52):
I got, oh, I gotta carry for her. Jad and
the rabbit are watching porn together. Kim hasn't even like
closed the bedroom. She's like pulling her suitcase in the
other room. She ain't coming back out, by the way,
it's you know back in the day when it was
obviously there's it's not on his phone. So he's like
he's watching a movie, like he puts on like a
pornographic film. Do you think he rented it from the

(50:15):
VHS store? You remember when they had like the beaded
area that, Yeah, I never, I never. I don't think
I was ever made it to the age or all
they were alive where I could go to the beaded area. Okay,
so everybody is mad at came at the hospital. All
my friends are coming to my defense. They're rallying around me,

(50:39):
as they should. They you give her the evil eye.
Uh but wait a second, this is where we're having
a She was also a colleague though. Yeah, so a
lot of these people are being very unprofessional. Well they're friend,
I'm I'm I'm like Ferris Bueller of the hospital. And
she was there. She was there the whole time that
we were there. That Turk and d with their Kim

(51:01):
was there, the whole doesn't matter. Every everyone the gossip
has spread that she's done something horrible and they're all
giving her the cold shoulder, and it's funny. Uh that
is it's robbed. Uh Ted and Lloyd are together and
they go hussy liar, and then Lloyd goes jerk, and
then he goes, who is that. Church stares at a

(51:24):
blank clipboard just to he's so cocky, Patience, he likes,
he's so we were. Bill is reminding the audience the
stereotype that surgeons are so cocky. Well, they they have
one goal in life, and that's to do surgery's they
want to. And so he didn't even need to look

(51:45):
at the clipboard. He knows he wanted to cut him open.
I already know what I want to do. I'm gonna
cut this guy open. M h. I mean to look
at the paperwork, right and then and then j D
informs Church, look, dude, this is a very dangerous surgery.
It's risky, you know, especially the situation that this guy

(52:06):
is in right now that he's put himself in to
do that could cause this guy's life. And Turk doesn't
give a shit, which is, you know, well I doesn't
give a shit. He's he's being cavalier again, like he's
being a typical stereotypical surgeon who just wants to do
surgery on a guy. And he's being here, I mean
that was my interpretation. It's not it's not like the guy.

(52:28):
The guy would benefit from the surgery, but Turk's not fully.
Turk's being cocky about his ability to pull it off
on an older man without any harm, right, without consequences. Right,
then we have a Lloyd and Charisse making out Charis.
That's Angela Thistle right, that was Angela. Yes, Angela is

(52:50):
one of our amazing writers on the show. She's she's
I believe was last working for Mixed dish Um. It's
really really good talented writer. She's the one that bought
all of that. She's the one that brought all of
the hip hop flavor to Scrubs, keeping in one hundred
with everybody out there, like you know common, all these
people being on Scrubs, that's all Angela. That was Angela's work,

(53:12):
and so she deserves a huge shout out. She brought
a lot of She brought a lot of relevance as
far as like she spoke forth from the hip hop community.
And so when Scrubs had all of that on there,
it was actually genuine because it came from somebody who
was about that, who was about that. She was super cool.

(53:34):
And now this is I believe her only cameo licking
Lloyd's face. Yes, that was a sexy moment. I'm not
gonna lie. Yeah, it didn't look bad. It didn't look
like Lloyd looks like he's doing well. Angela's beautiful. Lloyd
looked like he enjoyed it. I hope she likes speed metal.

(53:57):
That's a good mixture. And then the worst thing that's
ever happened to Scrubs comes out. Are you talking about travelocity?
I am talking about Wait before we get there, let
me just I wrote a couple more things down. That's
the very next thing someone knows. Someone says, how did
you get so good at being mean? And then someone

(54:17):
else says it gets much easier when you're married. I
thought was something relevant to discuss. And then carl is
trying to throw the a big bachelor party just to
establish the story points, and Elliot's being very controlling. She's
a control control, she takes over dude, she takes over,

(54:39):
she takes over a bachelor party. Carlo is furious is
she's and she says, she says something funny. I laughed at. Um,
My grandma still thinks I'm a virgin despite what was
painted on our town's water tower. Elliot's Elliot's. Elliot's like

(55:00):
the Arnold Drummond of Scrubs. Man, everything has happened to her.
Everything has happened to her. She's Arnold and Dudley. Yeah,
that's a different Strokes reference. For those of you who
are too young, all right, Donald, you discussed it. I
believe this is the only time we did this. It's
so cringe. It made me even this many years later,
made my stomach turn. But go ahead. We did a

(55:20):
Travelocity commercial in the middle of Scrubs so we can
make someone, so we can make some Now, we that
so the show could make some funny Yeah, I imagine budget.
What year was season said? What did we go to
the rep? Was it? This is the final season on? Uh?

(55:43):
Is this the Vegas rat Party? I don't know. I
don't know. I don't think that's a good question. I
wonder when the Vegas Rap Party was. All I know
is that we never did this. I don't think we
ever did it again. But this was right around the time,
just for those of you who don't know, No, I
was gonna say right around the time when this sort
of thing started to happen where people were like where

(56:04):
brands were coming into TV shows and saying, hey, if
you can slip our brand in the show, we'll give
you a whole lot more money for your budget or
you know, usually for your budget. Right, that's real, that's
what it was for. Yeah, So everybody and Bill was
saying no, no, no, left and right, left right, other
shows were doing it, and finally Bill caved and said,
all right, we'll try it. And this is so cringing

(56:25):
and bad, but this is a Travelocity ad that we
say in the middle of the show. We even try
to make fun of it. But being like, see, wouldn't
I be a great spokesperson, dude, I'm just saying, man,
look I get it. And I had a We had
some really fun things happen during that season, but this
was a moment where you look at it you're like, yeah,

(56:46):
it's super crazy. Is this where it jumped We jumped
the shark? Is this the shark jump right here? That's
if we kept If we kept doing it, it would
have been But I think this is literally the only
time we ever did. I think Bill probably said I
imagine Bill probably had a lot of pressure and then
finally tried it. Hated it and never did it again.
By the way, Elliott hits three keys, this is such

(57:08):
a so bad. She goes like she literally hits three keys,
and she goes, my whole trip's booked. It's like, Wow,
travel l City really is easy. You just hit three
keys and you're entirely everything you wanted to have happened
on your honeymoon is done. That's fucking hilarious. You don't
you need to put your credit carded? No, you haven't

(57:30):
put anything down. You don't even to pay for anything.
It was so cringe. But I mean a little tribute
I learned on Scrubs Wiki. Someone says that there's no
place truly named Kokomo. What apparently Apparently there are many
places named Kokomo in the United States, including Hawaii. Where's

(57:52):
the real Copa Cabana at That's the question. Cocoa Cabana
was a club, hottest spot north of Havana, Havannah. What
wasn't that New York? Was Cocabana was New York? Was it?
It was like the place to go in New York,
the Copa at the Copa or Miami Coba Cabanat spot

(58:15):
north of so the hottest spot north of Havana if
Cuba is. If Cuba is south, is the southernest spot.
Havana is in Cuba, the hottest spot north. That's everything up. Yeah, yeah,
thanks thanks for that Google. Yes, Cuba Cubana is a
New York night club that existed in several locations throughout

(58:37):
New York. What years? Uh? He opened in February fifth,
opened originally November tenth, nineteen forty and apparently one just
reopened in February fifth, twenty twenty two at the cob
Na The hottest spot north of hot I know is back.

(59:00):
I don't want Does your wife have a hot guy? No,
I don't want hot guy. I think I bet you
he would like to think he's a hot man, but
he is fine when he's not your He definitely sees
a lot of vagina. Anyway, hot guys back and um,

(59:26):
he's he's he's our ob gyn And it's a boy.
And it was moving When JD found out he was
a boy. I thought I got goosebumps. It was funny.
There's a line where I go, it's I go, it's
a boy. What's his name? Yeah, he didn't say that

(59:47):
was cute. Sam Perry Gilligan Dorian is the name. Now,
why did you say Gilligan again? Well, I think it's
implied for for the audience that JD's a big Gilligan's
Island fan. I think I say I wanted you and
I had battled over it, and you got Chewbacca and
I got Gilligan for our kid's names, which is what

(01:00:09):
we should probably be accurate, because if I had to
choose a pop culture name, I would choose Gilligan over Chewbacca. Well,
you don't want to call your kids chewey. That is cute,
but maybe he's his nickname, not his should take an
ad break soon, by the way, because we're not having it.
We're gonna we'll be right back after these very funny words,

(01:00:38):
and we're bad. Okay. Um So now Turk, Turk all
of a sudden realizes that the patient has a kid
and has a grandchild. No, he thinks it's a grandchild.
Turns out that it's a guy's daughter. Oh, that's ship.
And then Turk realizes, oh, now I have to look

(01:01:00):
at this in a new light because Turk is a
new father and he sees the guy as a new father.
And now he reassesses all of his cockiness, right, and yeah,
because all of this can be fixed, you know what
I mean. The guy puts the work in, puts the exercise,
and all of these things that are going on with
him can be fixed. And so he wants to give
that guy the option before he decides to cut him

(01:01:23):
open um. But that's that's at least Turk the way
Turk sees it. Uh. JD for some reason sees it
as Church coppying out and being a bit of a
h what's the word a coward? And well, I think
JD is like, wait a minute, JD doesn't understand, and

(01:01:44):
we're gonna learn that that Church schools him on and
and Cox school him on. You don't understand. Way you
have a kid, everything changes. So JD doesn't understand. That's
what Bill's setting up here is is what are you doing? Why?
Why you you what? What changed? You said? He was
a good candidate, You felt confident, you could, your skills
were up to par, and it didn't matter that he

(01:02:06):
was older in age and what the fuck? And you're like,
I don't know how to tell you this other than
when you realize when you're a parent, you see things
totally differently. I didn't know he was the father of
a young kid. Like, now I see it totally differently.
Now I don't want to take the risk. Yeah, And
which sets up the word no, which I underlined heavily.
You know, Yeah, because this is a moment where you

(01:02:30):
know that no is probably the heart, one of the heart.
You don't have a very difficult time saying that, Zach.
I've noticed, like, and I know you do have a
difficult time saying it, but you're still able to say no,
even when your body and everything is going against you
and saying just say yes, dude, You're still capable. You're

(01:02:52):
still able to say no. That's a very good quality
to have. As much as people might think no is
a bad thing. To the ability to say no, it's
such a freaking great power, you know. And uh, and
that's what we explore in this moment in Scrubs and
how in so many different ways it can affect people.

(01:03:15):
It con affect people in a positive way, and it
can affect people in a negative way. And uh, it's
just you know, I for some reason, I took that moment,
this this moment in the whole show. I was like,
this is a great life lesson for anyone out there.
You know, um, we say yes to so many things
because we don't want to let anyone down, or we

(01:03:35):
want to feel like we're pleasing people, or you know, uh,
we're we're scared that how we're gonna be perceived if we,
uh don't go with the crowd. Sometimes saying no. Most
of the times I find saying no it's very rewarding
and it and it keeps you out of a lot
of the shit that you don't want to be involved in.
You know, um uh it might take you to be

(01:04:00):
you're late forties to realize that. So we're we're we're
teaching you younger folks now learn now. Well, I've been listen.
I've been watching you do it for the longest. Like
I've seen things where people would be like, yo, you
want this, and it would be something that's it's not
maybe the coolest thing in the world, but you could
tell that, you know, it's it's something that somebody offered.

(01:04:22):
But when you when they give it to you, what
are you gonna do with it? I'm gonna I can't,
I can't do anything with it right now? Where am
I gonna hold it? Where? Where am I gonna put it?
Where can I do? And you're very capable of saying
no in a in a nice way, of course. Absolutely,
I'm the guy that would be like, yeah, sure, and
then when the dude turns his back, try to figure
out what the fuck am I gonna do with this thing?
What am I gonna do with this thing? You know

(01:04:43):
what I mean? When the way that I don't and
and and don't let him see me do whatever it
is that I do with this thing, you know what
I mean? When the better choice would have been to
just be like no, sorry, man. Well, I never read
the books The Four Agreements. No, either of you, Jowell

(01:05:03):
or Daniel, I have not know. I highly recommend this
book to everybody. Um, it's short, you'll read it very quickly.
But one of the main tenets of it I just
googled it to make sure I didn't fuck it up.
But it's um to be impeccable with your word. Speak
with integrity, say only what you mean, Avoid using the

(01:05:27):
word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others.
Use the power of your word in the direction of
truth and love. Now, that is a way more articulate
way of just u of saying, be truly honest and
and and you'll get yourself out of so many problems
if you're you're straight and direct and so yeah, I

(01:05:47):
think that if you're if you're feeling no in your
brain and no is true for you, you need to
say no in a in a kind, friendly manner. Okay,
So I know this is going to skip a lot
of things. But then at the end of this show
we go completely against this lesson and j D says,

(01:06:10):
you know what, bucket, let's try and do this. But
we know what we know. We have the we have
the vantage point of knowing how that works out for him.
The audience, the audience at the time doesn't. But now
those have seen the whole series know how going against
what he felt, going against his integrity, how that worked out.
It didn't work out. Well, um, skip, you skipped one

(01:06:37):
thing I want to talk about. Well, first of all,
Turk ran into ugly Betty at Cosco. I thought it
was a photoshop, but you didn't run into um. And
then the funny thing in the in the in the cafeteria.
All right, So I felt saw this on The first
thing I saw was on Scrubs Wiki, was that when
the janitor confronts JD because he's happy that everyone's turn

(01:07:00):
roman there matting janitor barely has any storyline in the
whole Yeah, it was, you know, it's a two part episode, uh, basically,
And and there was no room for for Neil in
this episode, I guess, but he has two sentences. But anyway,
when he comes back in the cafeteria and it's said
on scrubs WICKI um that on the lunchboard behind him

(01:07:24):
that dessert was spelled wrong. It was spelled as desert.
So I thought that was kind of interesting, and I
paused on it, and then I noticed something that's not
on scrubs Wicky, but it should be, is that under
drinks the only thing it says under drinks is hot carls. Now,

(01:07:48):
for those of who don't know Daniel, can you google
what a hot Carl is? Oh no, Daniel, don't do that.
Your search engine will be fucked up forever. Oh it's
it's too late, my search it be fucked up forever.
But yeah, it's a It's not good. Is it pooping
on someone's chest while while having sex? That's well's I mean,

(01:08:12):
for whatever reason, I'm not quite sure why this is
an addition to the defication, but it's someone who is
usually covered in plastic wrap. Wait, the pooper or the
poop the poop bee is covered in plastic wrap and
then defecated upon. Oh sounds so sexy. You can't feel

(01:08:36):
it at all. You can feeling it all over people,
all right, So anyway, you should pause audience if you're
ever watching these episodes on the janitor shot in the
cafeteria because dessert is spelled wrong and the only thing
they offered to drink is a hot Carl Buddy Patrick Bolton,

(01:09:02):
Uh fucked up? Or he nailed it. He nailed it.
Somebody at Disney right now. It's like this mother, we
got a problem, Like whoever did that? Like we gotta
we gotta, we gotta fix this. Cox has seen the

(01:09:23):
Wiggles live in concert twice. Yeah, that's the thing I
find myself doing a lot. You know the soundtrack that
I'm listening to in my Ionic five right now that
I'm driving around Lovely Hyundai Ionic Car, beautiful Car, beautiful Car,
wonderful Car, Um the Zombies three soundtrack, And I'm gonna

(01:09:49):
be honest with you, Shit's fire. Do you listen to it?
When your kids aren't in the car. When they're not
in the car, I find myself come on out, come,
come on out now in the park in the wild, Hey,
come on out now. Listen the fire. Did you see
that viral video? I think I probably said it to

(01:10:11):
you of the dad jamming ounce of the like Kids
Show song. He was like, dude, they're fires, They're fired.
I listened to the Zombie's three soundtrack like it's freaking
religious tapes and it's Sunday, and I got the kids
in the car and we missed church and we're on
our way to Disneyland, Like you know what I mean.
I listened to it. I love it. I love that
you listen to it without the kids of the car.
That's my favorite part. It's it's you. You probably wouldn't

(01:10:34):
put on the Wiggles Red Car though, No, no, no,
no no, But like Zombies three soundtrack, high School Musical
sound the High School Musical, the Musical series or whatever. No,
I don't. We watched that too. Olivia Rodrigo be killing it,
that all of them be killing it, like for real, man,
we kids. I didn't have this when I was I
take it back. There was one show back in the day.

(01:10:56):
Two shows back in the day that did give you
to good music, and they were slept on heavily, and
one didn't last long. There was two one Jam is
truly outray He just truly, truly truly outray. He just
whoa jam jam? That show was. The music on that

(01:11:16):
show was bomb that one. And then everybody slept on
this show back in the day. But Rags to Riches
Man had. What they did was they took like old
school music and then remixed it, and so it would
be like, so you know how I love him, I
love him, I love him, and where he goes, I follow,

(01:11:39):
I follow, I follow. They did a remake of it
and this girl singing it about this boy that she
likes who plays basketball, and back in the day that
that one, and what was the other one that came out.
We were in high school when this came out, and
all of our peers were in it too, like high
school high or something like that, and it was like
it only it happens, but somebody out there knows what

(01:12:02):
I'm talking about. Once and a live time, right, Carl
Payne was in it. You only get a chance like
this once in a live time. Mark Blucas was in it.
I think I know no Mark Blue when I went
to high school with it was in it. Also is

(01:12:24):
a TV show or a movie a TV show And
it didn't last long. Musicals never last long. Cop Rock
doesn't didn't work cop Rock, cop Rock. That was a
big swing. What was the other one? The law? The
the LA law? What was the one where it was
the musical and it was a law show too? Musical
law show? No, but you have not. It was really bizarre.

(01:12:51):
It didn't last long, but it was like NYPD Blue,
but they would break into song. No musical television show
lasts long like that. Yeah, man, dude, that show didn't
come on man. It was a syndicated show though. Bro.
It was like trying to think of an example. Why
are you qualifying it. I'm just thinking an example of them.

(01:13:12):
I'm just saying it wasn't like that ship came on
ABC or CBS or NBA. Also wasn't it also wasn't
like a show that where they broke into song like
a musical. The music was like like in context of
they were singing because they were in a school where
they saw right, no in fame, they would be walking
down you freaking de Lancey Street and all of a

(01:13:34):
sudden breakout to come. Oh, it was like glee like that,
because I know the wind that bought us didn't mean
let's finish this girl. There are a lot of people
out there that know what I'm talking about. Carla plans
a mega choose your own adventure Batchel the rep party.
I mean, she really comes through. But that's that's what

(01:13:58):
she would do for anyone. You know, that's like the
so we talk about how Carl is the heart of
the show and this episode needs that big moment because
there's so much disappointment. You know, JD goes against what
he should do, and and the other storyline is, you know,

(01:14:20):
Elliott taking over this moment for even though it's her wedding.
Her taking over the moment of bachelorette party or planning
the wedding plant Starry, planning the festivities that the maid
of honor has, she took She's taking that away from Carla.
But she did it. You know what was so genius
about what Carla did was she she did it the

(01:14:42):
ultimate Elliot way. Yeah, she did, like I choose your adventure,
So like I booked this, I booked four versions of that.
I've got three versions of that. If you want to
pick up so and so she's on the corner, if
not duck, which was such a disc of that woman.
But anyway, but it was fun. Casey was like, that's

(01:15:03):
kind of fucked up. It is, but I was. And
then I said to Casey but she didn't know what happened,
so who cares? Yeah, but they told her, like, wear
a nice dress and wait on the corner. Something might
happen to you. I gets so fucked up. Well it
didn't though. Sorry, that character got all dolled up and
still on the corners and they got dissed. Well, She's like,

(01:15:25):
I guess I'll go get dinner. I don't know what
that was about, Carla, what's that about? Anyway? I thought
that was a very sweet ending. And then JD, you're right.
He decides Uh to settle Kim. Kim wants him to to.
He says, you know, there's a one in a million
chance that I'm gonna forgive her. I'm gonna try. That's

(01:15:45):
he settles, man like, and that's I don't think that's
a good and we know how it ends. But at
the in that moment, in that point in time. I
don't think that's a good message for j D too. Yes,
but it's very good, uh series screenwriting to make you
want to tune in next week. Absolutely all thanks to

(01:16:05):
over our over lord, William Van Duser, Lawrence the Third
I think, or the fourth. But that's kind. It's a controversial.
It's a controversial thing, uh, if anything, you know, Yeah,
but it's relatable. I think lots of people can relate.
But it's so. But if a TV show makes you go,
oh my god, I've made that fucking mistake, I'm so
glad it's not me. I can't wait till next week

(01:16:26):
when I can watch him fuck up. Yeah, all right,
that's it. We did it, everybody. We love you. We
told you the plan. We got one more. Then we're
gonna take a little break. Then we're gonna do seven
and one, and then we're gonna take like a two
month break, right Joel while I make a movie. Yeah,

(01:16:47):
but we love you all very very much. Anything you
want to say, Donald Phazon listen. I don't know why
I say that. And I get so mad at actors
when I'm watching movies and they start with a sentence
by going listen or look. Does that piss you off? Ever? No? Okay,
when you're watching movies and the actor is in a scene,

(01:17:08):
this is the one thing I want you to look
for it. I look for it all the time. These
are the two words that you hear. Always listen and look,
sometimes without Sometimes it's every fucking line. Look, look, Look.
Every line starts with look or listen. Listen, listen every
line anyway. You know what pointed me off when they

(01:17:31):
remove the rear view mirror because to get a better
shot of the person. I can't stand that shit in there, dude,
what the look? I am up? Hey, young filmmakers, old filmmakers,
don't fucking remove the rear view mirror. I am of
the I am of the If you can't do it
in real life, don't do it on CG. You know
what I mean. I don't want to do his headrest.

(01:17:53):
I've seen some headrest missing now too, the headrest, BacT.
What the fuck are you doing? If I got to
wear a seat belt? Do you remember when we remember
when you didn't have to wear the seat belts in
the movies? I know now they won't let you shoot
anything out a seatbelts in the front seat. No, period.
I think you a adults can be in the back

(01:18:14):
seat without a seatbelt on. There's no it depends on
the company. I think it depends on the company anyway.
But anyway, don't take off the rear view mirror. My
point is I would saying I started my sentence with, listen. Uh.
I am really excited to have this moment of you know,

(01:18:36):
just getting my ship back together. Uh, because this whole
summer vacation, I'm looking at it as a summer vacation.
I've been hanging out with my children, which has been
such a great blessing and such a great thing. But
it's taken me away from uh my weed. Not my weed,

(01:18:57):
I still smoke that shit, but it's taken me away
from what. It's taken me away from, you know, my craft,
my passion and stuff like that. And so I'm really
eager for them to go back to school so I
can figure out, you know, what the next step is,
because as of right now, I am enjoying watching them grow.
That's really all I want to do. I wake up

(01:19:18):
in the morning and I'm like, what's on the calendar.
I got a couple of work things, and other than that,
watching the kids grow, you know. And I am really
looking forward to these next two months where I don't
have to as much as I love doing the podcast
and everything like that, before we do it, it's a
big stress. It's a big stress, you know what I mean,

(01:19:38):
Like getting getting it's almost like fantasy football, getting the
freaking uh, making sure I get my notes in, making
sure I get all of that stuff. Well, I think
what you're saying is so that we all we always
you know, we don't phone this in. We really we
want to put on an entertaining show for y'all, and
and Donald and I do our homework and we want
to I still this many episode it's in um like beforehand,

(01:20:01):
I'm like, oh gosh, I hope you're entertaining today, Zach,
come on, you got thee. So I always stress out
about I don't want to be I don't want to
have to be like Daniel. Cut that. Please cut that, Daniel,
please cut that when we do our notes and stuff
like that. So I am gonna miss you guys. I
am gonna miss you know. I got one more I
know we got one more episode, and I am gonna

(01:20:23):
miss you guys. But I'm very excited to have a
moment to you know, decompress and and I'm excited to
listen to your favorite song over and over again. If
it's nothing, if it will change. I'm caught up in
y'alla and a hard place. But if nothing, Dad to say,

(01:20:45):
but I'm caught up in yalla and a hard place.
All right. We love you all. Five six sor about shore.
We made a job Dotson nurses Jan Janitor, who loved him.
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