A Sarah Chalke Classic

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why do you want so concerned you have a furrowed brow.
Turn that furrowed brow upside down. She was an American
girl raised on promises who fire real talk, yo. So
I don't know how we're gonna cover all that I

(00:21):
have to say in this episode. Plus have the genius
guests that we have, the one and only Sarah Chalk.
We have so much to cover. Season three begins right now. Yeah,
season three, Welcome everybody, Welcome. Made three. We made it
to season three. This is going so fast. We're gonna
be done with this show too soon. I know my

(00:43):
heart needs to re up. Well, no, I heart's clearly
gonna reup. I mean, I don't know where my fucking
gift basket is, but I think it's pretty clear they're
gonna re up. But um but um but I mean,
you know, someone wrote me on my social media that like,
if you guys keep going at this rate, you'll be
done in this many weeks, and I was like, oh shit,
that's kind of fast. Well that's a great thing about

(01:05):
what we're gonna do. When we're at a Scrubs episodes.
I think we could keep going with watching movies or
or or like pads of favorite TV shows or something.
I like that idea. That sounds great. I mean, what's
gonna happen, obviously, is eventually the world to reopen and
we'll be going back to doing what we do for
a living, acting and directing, and maybe we'll slow down
and do one a week instead of two week. I'm

(01:27):
just speculating. Listen, man, anything's possible. That's the beauty of
that's the beauty of this podcast. It's called Fake Doctors,
Real Friends. It's not necessarily called the Scrubs rewatch Show. Yeah,
that's just smart. That was smart. We could have called
it the Scrubs rewatch Show and then it just would
have been that. Right. No, but that's not what this is.
This is a This is a tale of two fake

(01:50):
doctors who are actual friends, real friends. Yeah. So you know,
we could take this on to something else. Maybe we
watch other doctors shows. I'd preferably do I want to
do that. I do. No. I want to say since
we talk so much about movies, and I do think
that the listeners like the discussion of pop culture and
episodes of TV, we could literally go, Okay, this week

(02:12):
we're doing back to the Future. This week we're doing
an episode of What's Happening, Like we could just I
think we could just like pick whether it's a TV
episode or a movie, and like that's the topic of
discussion that week. I would love I would love to
do the Back to the Future one. Now, could we
do that? No, we already did. We already did La Land,
although I think when we switched to this mode, we'll

(02:33):
have to do a more in depth La La Land.
I can't go way deeper with my La Land. You know,
we turned a lot of people onto Lala Land. I
had a lot of people on my feeds being like,
you know, I never actually watched it, and I did,
thank you so much. I'm crying my eyes out. Really, yeah,
I would think that people would just be pissed off
at the end of La La Land. I don't necessarily

(02:53):
think people would be. I didn't think people would be
crying and stuff. I cried my eyes out at the
end La, and you didn't. We was sad you cried
at the end of La I'm a big sucker for
love that cannot be if you strategically and do a
good job in your script of setting up two people.
I'm dying to be together and then you throw at

(03:13):
me that they can't be together. I mean, even if
like we always we've not always we've used the example
of Whoopee being separated from her sister in color Purple,
Oh my gosh, or or or feel the dreams, the
father having the catch, but he's got to go back
to the field. Like you give me, You give me
two people that love each other and they can't be together.
I'm fucking done. I hear that out of Africa. Come on, buddy,

(03:37):
Bridges of Madison County, Come on home, buddy. When she
reaches for that handle and her hand is shaken, come own, buddy.
Spoilers which she's about to commit infidelity and she's about
to cheat on her husband. So come my own, buddy.
Are you watching um Raised by Wolves Us? No? Is
that the Mowgli story of Tarzan? No, it's Jungle Book

(04:03):
in Tarzan in one reverence. No, it's it's Ridley Scott, dude,
and it's sci fi. So I know you'll love it.
And it's really good. Joel, you must be watching this,
Hi freaking love it was there you go. I don't
want to it's cool. I think you really like it,
Donald because it's like sci fi. It's all the stuff.
Really Scott's been exploring with the Alien franchise for the

(04:23):
past couple of years, and what I'm really interested it's
like the story of a mother and son. Mostly Ridley
Scott's son takes over the series after episode three, so
really Scott directs the first three episodes. Yeah is it, Jake?
I think, so look it up. He's got a few songs.
I'm actually I'm actually represented by the Ridley Scott's company
as a commercial director. And um, oh, a little bit

(04:46):
of trivia for you. When we cut my short film
that I made with Alicia Silverstone and Florence Pew, the
one that you wall should go watch if you haven't
watched it called In the Time It Takes to Get There. Um,
that was in the whole edit suite where they cut
this show. So they like loaned us one of their
bays and for like a few days and we cut
our short in there, and I didn't know what it was.
It was like, oh, yeah, we're we're gearing up to

(05:07):
cut this epic series called Raised by Wolves. And I
was like, I don't know what that is. Now I'm
and now I'm watching it and it's so good. I
was like, oh shit, I was cutting on their avids.
So there you go. Donald, You'll love It's the Spaceships.
There's androids. Oh that's the one where like the Android
is like got a bunch of kids and it's yes, yes, yes,

(05:29):
it's really good. Luke Scott, oh yeah, well Jake Scott's
also a really amazing director. But Donald, you'll love it.
Um should we talk about Peloton? Did you spend today?
I did not spend today. I'm gonna did. You could
probably tell by how sweaty I am. Are you gonna
try this woman? Leanne Haynesby? She's my favorite right now?
I'm telling you try Cody's. I did try Cody. I

(05:49):
didn't try Cody. Did you laugh your ass off? He's funny,
but he's a little he has I love how you
all have catchphrases. Cody. Cody has some catch phrases, right.
He says some shit that's like they're all trying to
find there. What you're talking about, willis what was coded?
What God? He said one phrase over and again. But
Liane's is done and dusted because she's British and I

(06:10):
didn't know that was done and she goes, okay, okay,
sit back down. That section's over done and dusted, and
I didn't. I was like, did she make the shit up?
And then I asked Florence, It's like, is that like
a British expression? She's like, yeah, don and dusted. I
never heard dunn and dusted before don and dusted. Do
you know what my favorite British saying is bits and bobs?
What is that? Penis and balls? No bits and bobs? Like,

(06:32):
just like bits and bobs doesn't refer to penis and balls,
Why would it refer to penis and ball? I don't know.
Penis is willing forgot, for fuck's sake, just stop talking
about willis. Sorry anyway. Yeah, so I want to incorporate
I might even try it in this podcast, the expression
don and dusted. Okay, dude, I'm getting skinny though, Dude.

(06:56):
I just want you to know I'm pushing myself. You're
looking good. I'm not gonna lie you're looking good. Man.
I'm kinda wait, I'm gonna I'm gonna not not ready
to reveal my my abs yet because it's only been
a week, but I'm I'm going hardcore. I can't wait
for the Abberville as Health like everybody and that's my goal. Hey,
speaking of cover of men's Health, did you see Ryan
Reynolds on Twitter? What you didn't see that? Oh my god?

(07:22):
Oh he's been blowing us up all morning. He wants
to come on the show. He's like, go check Twitter
right now, No on your phone? Not do you have
Twitter on your phone? Yeah? He missed. He missed his opportunity. Man,
it's really we're not gonna The funny thing is, what
are you gonna We don't have an episode? We just
do it. He's gonna be like our first, like episode. Yeah,
he's gonna be our first, just like shooting this ship

(07:44):
with a r on a very special episode. Doctor's real friend.
He don't be funny to get episode, ever, be funny
to get get up to watch an episode he has
nothing to do with. And he's like, a right, Ryan,
you're gonna wait in on three zero two? Right? What
do you think about this one? Er? So wait? Hold up?
He liked he Somebody obviously reached out to him and

(08:04):
was like, why did you diss a fake doctor? No? No,
I was very tactful when I when I posted I
made thee I meane a joke saying right today on
the podcast, Ryan Reynolds asterisk and then put on the
asterisk is a great actor we talk about and um,
people really reply to that. I'm sure people. I know
people were tagging and left and right and uh. And
then today he responded like I want to be on

(08:26):
this show. Like and then everyone started weighing in and
he was like and I was like, we love you, Ryan,
bring gin and he's like, I'll bring what are you
write you like, I'll bring empty bottles and all the
gin that's already in my body or something. But like
he's already. He's like he's uh, he's common. He wants
to come on the show. Okay, that's why do you
have that face on? Why do you have that face on?
It's like you're like pouting? Are you? Are you? Are

(08:49):
you pouting? Oh? You me? Yeah, you don't seem excited
that Ryan wants to come on the show. Of a sudden, No,
I smoke that's sativa today, So like you can't get
high and come to work. I'm not high. I just
said smoke that. I just said I smoked that sid today.

(09:11):
We are so opposite. I'm like, I like did the
peloton and chugged the red Bull, and Donald's like like
fucking sitting bong hits in his living room. Come, mom, buddy,
this is work. I can't these people. I can't do
bong hits in the living room. I got the kids
in the living room. All right, Well whatever in your
garden sit? I got a little escaped deck. Oh yeah, um,

(09:39):
all right, well everyone, should we get into the show.
We have a lot to talk about. We have to
bring in Sarah's Sarah here, Sarah's here, bring her in. See,
let's see everybody if she can figure out of her tech.
Oh jesus, she's on her iPad. That's always a bad sign.
Remember one. Remember she had music playing one time? Yes,
but she could only hear it, right, we couldn't hear it. Yeah,

(10:00):
she's always Let's see everybody, let's see listeners. If Sarah
Shawk can join a zoom call without issue? So far,
so far enough, we've got We've got Sarah's iPad is
connecting to Uh that's soundproofing. Oh she doesn't know. Oh

(10:20):
she's got fancy soundproofing, probably because of Rick and Morney
or something. There she is. What happened? Did I do
it for the work you did. It seems are recording?
Are you recording? Oh boy, for real, these guys, you're
not even oh god, oh god, there's gonna be oh

(10:42):
my god situation already. And then and then what happened
the dogs ate my other dog and my dad. This
was actually a dog ate my homework situation. I was
so prepared and I watched the episode and I couldn't
find my sheets, and I was like, fuck twe o'clock
where I wears everything I wrote down? And so I

(11:03):
retraced my steps and look where I found it. The
wind had blown it in between the decks. And it's like,
oh my gosh, so so how much you care about
Sarah's holding up Sarah's holding up a paper that looks
like it's been through the washing machine. This is the
most But I'm glad the audience is seeing this, because

(11:24):
this is what every single morning of we ever saw.
Sarah was like, you guys, you're not going to believe this.
The notes that I made of the show fell in
the gutter, and then just as I was reaching for it,
a raccoon picked it up and ran off with it.
And then I chased the racco going down that I

(11:45):
actually prepared, and that time code three point five two.
Kelso made a great face, Sarah, it looks like you
have a fancy sound booth, but is that a makeshift
thing because you do Rick and Morty another fun voice
over work. So I can't remember if I told you
guys this story, but I um when I first the
pandemic hit and I was recording cartoons, and I was

(12:07):
grabbing every duvet and pillow on the bottom bunk bed
and making like a sound cocoon for as you know,
good acoustics as we could get. At that point, we
were just kind of doing pickups and it was fine.
And then they wanted better sound quality. So I took
seven moving blankets and duct taped them to my four
year old's play tent and I would like crawling there.
And then so then I I did like this deep

(12:29):
dive into building my own sound booth, and I learned
more about like green glue and clips and bass traps
and like than I could ever want to know. And
so then finally I decided to just order like a
proper vocal booth from Oregon and it was shipped up
in a crate and then we had to assemble it,
so I like the real deal. Wow, it's big, Sarah.

(12:52):
I like that you got it from Oregon. It's big, guys.
Sarah has like a legit professional audio. It's about time, though, Sarah,
because I feel like you do a lot of awesome
vo work. And I can understand that people were probably like,
all right, come on, Sarah, well, especially since you guys
all know how technologically inclined I am. Yes, our listeners

(13:16):
have all heard in act, I'm before this one. I'm like,
I'm going to have I'm going to have everything ready,
and I at the last minute I was like, oh,
they prefer earbuds, not you know, headphones, and I thought
I was so organized, and then I went to go
grab my papers and I was saying, well, I'm so
glad you're here, Sarah, going to see you. We miss you,

(13:37):
and I'm so glad you're here for this one because um,
it's just an incredible Elliott episode and um we've been
talking so much and this isn't just to blow smoke.
And I know you probably don't listen to the podcast,
but we are not men of lip service. Let's keep
it on. Oh I spent nine years I know I
know if we know you're not, but like, no, but Sarah,

(13:59):
even though it's and this is coming from the bottom
of my heart, Donald and I are watching these episodes,
and almost every episode we're like, holy shit, I wasn't
paying enough attention to how good Sarah is in this show.
That is so nice and so um not true. I
find the beginning episodes very difficult for me to watch

(14:19):
because I'm so bad. I feel so much. As this
show went along, I feel like, great, I think you're
so funny Sarah your comic. I think I was so
in my own bubble and trying to do a good
job my own thing. And of course I noticed occasionally
when I thought you were being funny or or or
your dramatic work was great. But now I'm just sitting
here twenty years later watching and Donald and I are

(14:39):
both like, holy shit, Sarah is funny as hell, and
of course you're dramatic stuff too, But but you're just
high hilarious. Well for the dramatic stuff. I've got my
Josh Raid and the iPod you know play soundtrack. Remember
I used to go with my iPods and have my
crime playlist. I think that's a good too. Move for
a lot of people putting on the sad music winter.

(14:59):
Are you gonna say Donald and you find as hell? Girl?
Holy shit? Oh there it is there. It is talk.
We just watched the episode where you when you're naughty
nurse outfit making out with Donald and that got us
all riled up. Oh my god, I remember that day,
and it was like, you know, when you're on a
show and you are somebody's love interests from the beginning,

(15:21):
and you kind of meet and you're already kissing, But
it's so different from when like you become such good
friends with somebody and you're just buddies, and then all
of a sudden, it's like and now you will be
on all fours, crawling on top of them, and you'll
be wearing very little clothing, right. Zach was like, Zach
kept asking me. He was like, wait a second, and
you didn't get like excited, And I was like, dude,
at this point, we were hanging out so much and

(15:43):
we were so tight as friends that it was like, Yo,
it's like I'm kissing my sister, dude. And then oh
my god. But when you look at the scene, it
looks really good, like we had good chemistry, good chemistry,
you're jealous. I'm not gonna lie. I can't lie and
tell you I will and jealous I twenty years later,
I was like, get your fucking hands. I love it. Wait,

(16:08):
we never we never counted in, Sarah. And since since
you're you're our favorite Canadian, Ryan Reynolds is going to
be coming on the program, so he's gonna be our
second favorite Canadian. But since you're our first favorite Canadian,
I thought, wait, wait, wait, Tom Cavanaugh also Tom Kavanaugh
also okay, okay, I can't believe, are you? And then

(16:30):
we're gonna have Michael Jay Fox, I hope, so that
the top he might just play Sarah. No, no, no,
if he's Sarah Michael J. Sarah. But I think Michael J.
Fox might briefly maybe he's for the week, move Sarah down. No, no,
it would be Sarah Michael J. Fox. Okay, Tom Cavanaugh
and then Ryanka And when Ryan comes on, Donald and

(16:53):
Ryan I've done the exact saint that scene I just
did with Donald like on all fours, cryling on top
of him. Also, I've done with Ryans So really that
could be discussed to do that or we have done it.
You have, I have, I have what what was that?
I don't if you guys remember when we were I
can't remember Canadian porn? Sorry, did you do Canadian porn?
You know? It was? It was? It was. There's a
lot of here work here now. It didn't used to

(17:15):
be that way. Uma, So Ryan, right, I don't know
if you guys remember, take what we could get, you know,
Ryan and I, Ryan and I were young. We had
to take what Canadian work we could get. Canadian is
something you hear a lot about. But okay, it's very tame,
very justly. They politely kiss each other totally all right

(17:38):
before we count in, Sarah tell us the story you mounted,
Ryan Reynolds. So, I don't know if you guys remember.
I can't remember what season it was on Scrubs, but
I remember I was. I was like, oh man, I
gotta put on braun underwear and for this movie. And
there's pretty much my only couple scenes in the movie,
and one or two of them were in like just
pull brown underwear, like push Ryan realms on the bed,
crawl on top of them, much like the Donald scene.

(17:59):
And so so I was like trying to do I
think I asked you, Zach, you had that amazing delivery
food service that was like super healthy, and so I
tried doing that and I was like trying to be
all healthy. What happened? And what was the scene you
mounted him? Was awkward? Was there chemistry like there was
between you and Donald when your naughty outfit halls? Yeah?

(18:22):
So I was, I was. I think I got there
to say. And my first scene was that scene with Ryan.
So it was kind of like, Hi, nice to meet
you again, kind of because we'd known each other through
friends when we were younger, but I didn't know him
well at all. And yeah, that was literally the first
scene as I like a garter and heels and like this,

(18:43):
what movie is this? How can watch this movie is?
Let's say, I wanted to quickly watch it this evening. Uh.
It is directed by Marcos Siega, starring Ryan Reynolds and
Emily Mortimer and the name of it is coming to me.
I'll count us in. You guys will go to break.
I'll thank you about it, all right, hold on and Sarah,
you will now count us in. Got girl? This is

(19:06):
we only bestow this uncertain people's French or English by body,
I mean we're in Canada with French, do French, French, French? Thanks?
He said, would you like how would you would you
stories about show we made about a bunch of docs
and nurses? Said stories? So dadoo around here are yadoo

(19:36):
around here? Are m Sarah's So? What was the movie called?
Joel helped you out? Joel helped me out? Thank you Joel?
Chaos theory? Chaos theory? All right, everyone, this is this
is obviously before he like blew up and became like

(19:57):
the Ryan Reynolds that he is today. Was he already
ripped in stuff like that? Donald wants to know if
Donald wants to know if you had a chance to
see the abs live in person? Were they doe and
was where they glistening? Where they or was he like
ripped enough to be a character in magic? Mike? I mean,
I just he was ripped. I just remember being ripped.
I don't know the degrees of rippage that you guys

(20:18):
are referring to, but well, you know, Sarah, you were,
you were on top of them. I'm sure you know
that they were. I feel bad that you were coming
from me being your love interest and then uh and
then going to Ryan Reynolds with his abs and had
to come back to Mike Joey physic. Anyway, this episode,
I really I have to say the first shot of me,
I instantly saw that I had a little little foopa happening.

(20:38):
I had a little bit and that is one of
my favorite shots in the episode. I mean, when you're dancing,
it fucking kills me. Okay, too far, we're going too fast.
We're going too fast. Let's just do the recap real
quick so we can get this out of the way.
All right, hold on, I don't have my phone, Dan,

(20:59):
I need you to time no problem. And yes, I
have been listening to the podcast. I am behind, but
I haven't listening and I do nobody nobody else say
I did hear you ask Scarlett your hands about Ryan
Reynolds apps, so I know that that happens. Yes, all right,
here we go. All right, you ready, ready, it's forty

(21:19):
seven seconds now, forty seven seconds. Ready go. Season three
begins with a pal Doctor Cox punches Doctor Kelso in
the nose. Things in the hospital seem to go back
to normal. Well, there are a few changes. JD stopped
using moose when when the progression of change doesn't move
fast enough some people take matters into their own hands

(21:42):
and try to help change with its pace. Unfortunately, change
is stubborn as fuck and moves at its own speed.
It's like it likes to take its time. Change is
so slow that things always seem to be the same. Okay,
change is so slow, things always seem to be the same.

(22:03):
Thirty nine seconds, Thank you Donald for that beautiful summation
of the themes. My first impression was what the hell
did I do during this hiatus? Because I have a belly,
my hair is too long, I seem a little fat
in my face, like I've been over indulging in alcohol. Um.
That was my first impression of myself. What did you

(22:25):
guys think when you first saw your season three selves?
When I first saw you, I was like, oh shit,
this is the season. Zach came back comfortable, he came back.
He came back. But it's true he went away that
summer and sincerely was like, you know, hey, I'm the
star of a hit show and I'm gonna be on
Thursday nights and he ate some freaking ice creamed. I

(22:48):
looked a little chubby. I don't like that. But see, see,
when you guys say that you don't blow smoke and
you yeah, I mean you, you mean it, you can
tell it like it is. No, we don't, we don't,
we don't. We don't mince words here. I want him
to be honest with you. I tell him, and he
looks a little Tubbins. Will you tell me that all
the time? Tubbins? I like it sounded like it sounded

(23:11):
like Mary Poppins with Tubbins for paper. And I remember
your own set of wings. What's up? You know what?
I remember? We were? We were, We were a bonafid
hit at this point. Season two was our was our
was our biggest season ever. And I have to look
up when I did that, Htus. I'm sure I may
have made a movie. He was Last Kiss or something.
I don't know, but I came back a little Tubbins. No,

(23:33):
I think it's garden I think at this time it's
Garden State. I think Garden State had come out. You're right,
I jumping timeline, and no, it didn't come out. I
think I probably shot Gardens. That it had to be
this year that you shot Garden State because the year
before you had just sold it and everything like that.
So this is the right, right, right, the year before
I had done Shakespeare in the Park in New York,

(23:55):
and then I had set it up with Natalie and
this would have been one year later is when I
probably made the movie. Sorry I'm bad with time like that,
but you're probably right. So anyway, I come back. I
remember that we were we all three of us, were
kind of like, the show is such a hit. Are
we gonna get a little pay raise? Because you know
that sometimes happens. After two years, we had heard that
the Willing Grace cast had all been given boxers. Do
you remember that this was like when the Porsche boxer

(24:17):
was a boxer. Yeah, it just it just come out
and they had given all four of the leads of
Willing craz boxers. And we were like, oh shit, we'll
be gonna get what's going on. And we didn't get anything.
And then the first episode opened with you Too the song,
and I never turned to Donald being like, I guess
that's where our raised. Oh my god, that you two song.

(24:43):
I mean, just hearing it in this episode, like does
it bring you guys right back to the pilot. I
can't hear that song without it like being twenty four
again and shooting that pilot why did we play the
song a lot that was in the pilot was in
the pilot episode when Dandald Joel am I correct, Yeah,
I think so. It wasn't when you walk in this
like the song. I think in the pilot up probably is,

(25:05):
unless it was that we try to put it in
and then when we it was just in the pre
cut and when we aired we didn't get it till
three years later, but I think we had it in there,
and I just remember that it was very expensive, and
I think we were told at the time, like someone
was like, you're not gonna believe how much we spent
on getting that you two song, and we were all like, great,
that sounds great, gonna be really good because you know,

(25:26):
because Bono needs a new house. Right, Oh my god?
Did did you guys? Was that the year that you
got your new car? Speaking of Boxer as it wasn't
a Boxer, but when you went from your ZDR Porsche
and Bill put the license plate on, No, I didn't
go right to I didn't get that cocky. I got
I got a three fifty Z the year that the
three Nissan three fifty Z came out. My father's fanciest

(25:49):
sports car was a Nissan two eighties EX and I
thought it was the coolest car. It was the first
one of the first cars where that would talk, that
is to say, like if you left your lights on,
it would be like, your lights are on. And I
was like, holy shit, we have night Rider. We have
fucking night Rider. And I would talk to it. I
would talk to it. I would sit, my dad would
be inside obviously, like I wouldn't have the keys, but

(26:09):
I would like open the door and like flip the
lights on it and I'd be like, hey, kid, and
everything okay with the car, and it would be like
your lights are own. I're like, thank you, kid, And
I was just in heaven. So I always loved Nissan
sports cars. And then Nissan Kim came out with a
three fifty Z and I was so excited. And I
actually my car that I bought for five grand when

(26:29):
I moved to La my parents lowe me money was
a Nissan two forty SX super used barely, you know,
I fixed it up so it was fine. And then
when I got to when I got scrub and there
was a bus boy who worked at the French Vietnamese
restaurant with me and we barely spoke English. I don't
know any Spanish, but we were like best friends. And

(26:50):
he loved my Nissan two forty SX. And when I
got Scrubs and then I bought the Z, I gave
him the car for like a dollar because you have
to like do some money exchange or something, so he
like he got the car for a buck and it
was pretty cool moment. And so yes, my first fancy
car with Scrubs was that I didn't get to portion
until I made a little more money. Hold on, I

(27:11):
remember what happened. You bought the Z and everybody clowned
you for buying one person one person clown, one personal
who is that? One person? You? You? Okay? You also
but also Bill who put TV doc on your license
plate and then he didn't tell you that he was
doing that. I don't know if you've discussed this on

(27:31):
the podcast, or maybe you want to cut this out
because it's too We don't don't cut we don't cut
embarrassing things out, Sarah, Bill had the prop Department, unbeknownst
to me, put a California license plate on my new
car that said TV DOC and I didn't know about
it or see it, and I was driving around fu
La how long? For how long? Like like a week

(27:55):
with a flashy sports car with TV doc I want
to so embarrassed. That inspired me when I was working
on a show called Mad Love with Jason Biggs and
Tyler Leabine and we were rapping the next day and
I thought what would be a fun thing to do
for the cast? And Judy Grew was on him. She
was like, I can't do it to Judy because she
wouldn't have loved it. So I asked the props department,

(28:17):
who are always so amazing, like in twenty four hours,
I was like, can you get me two license plates?
And so they made me these license plates and they
TechEd them down to make them look old, and I
was like, what would be the douciest things that they
could be driving around with? So for Biggs, I did
bi gg S and the S was a dollar sign.

(28:39):
For Tyler Labine, I just did like actin ACTI n
apostrophe at acting for my fellow. And I've known Tyler
since we were sixteen. We were in a robin Hood
takeoff with Joshua Jackson, josh Jackson and Devin Sawa when
we were like fifteen. So all you Canadian kids stick together. Man,
there's a whole Canadian community up there. There's only like
fourteen of them. They all know each other. No, there's

(29:01):
no way more than that. Dude. I used to think
like you, Zach. I used to think like you. But no, no, no,
I learned when I did I did a French Canadian
film in Montreal, and I learned that there's a whole
community of French Canadian stars that watch French Canadian cinema

(29:22):
like they have their own star system. Because when I
did the movie, there's amazing actress I worked with. She
was like a big star in Montreal. And interestingly enough,
I said, oh, these movies must must transfer over to France,
and they said no, they really. They rarely ever become
popular in France. It's like just this community. They have
their own like movie stars. So what I want to

(29:43):
see it. It's called The High Cost of Living. It's
a super super, super good but also sad movie. It's
the movie I made with Debor Chow. We've spoken about
Deborah Chow on this podcast. She's become one of the
hottest directors in town. She's one of the directors of
Mandalorian and she's directing UM the obi Wan TV show. Anyway.

(30:07):
Her first feature that she wrote and directed UM was
was there and it was called The High Cost of Living,
which I was going to say. The reason I would
imagine the reason why I wouldn't translate or in France
in France is because it's two different. French's close enough.
I mean, you can sound like this different, right, Sara,

(30:28):
you wouldn't know better than us. That sounds like you
can understand each other. That's like saying Haitians and montreal
people speak the same. French Man, it's a different I
don't think it's that different. Let's ask the people, the
person who's fluent, Sarah, is it that different? I mean,
they definitely are different. I feel like there's sort of
like a definitely people from France would like to definitely

(30:50):
think so like when I go to France and I'm
so excited to speak French at the markets and um,
I was learned speaking you know, all my my teachers
growing for friend Canadian Hello, Lola still good radio. They

(31:11):
Comedian radio the radio because it would be like chatting
all the time. I don't even know what she said,
but it shifted but that's French Canadian right there. That's
French Canadian. That's right now, Sarah, as I recall what
they no, it's a big difference between that and freaking

(31:33):
regular French. She just said it was different, but Donald
saying they can barely understand each other. You can go
there and they think you have an accent, but they
understand you. I mean, they were the words all the same. Yeah,
I just say, that's it real hard though. It's like,
it's like you're saying it like that instead of plus
some motherfucker, because that comes up all the time. Fish.

(31:57):
It's seat of being like it's stead of being like less.
I feel like they said we like this, Sarah, wet,
they go wet. What I remember is that they're going, um,
so sorry. Joel has told us that that song didn't

(32:18):
make the pilot, Sarah, So maybe it was in the cut.
You heard it in the cut, and it probably was
too expensive. I have to ask Bill now because I
don't know if I'm making that up, but I thought
it was in the cut of the pilot. But yeah,
maybe we had to wait till season three for our
boxer money to go to. Bill doesn't do the ask
Bill section. No, he does. You misunderstood Donald. It's not
that he was giving up doing the segment. He said

(32:40):
he just wanted to be more proactive in his contributions.
Isn't that right, Joel? Yes, that is correct. Okay, Can
we let's get back to the show. Okay, But I
just have so much to talk about. How about that
news article about us that was Sarah did you see that?
I saw it and I read it and congratulations and
I agree, and I mean just the just the like

(33:03):
in headline. Yeah, it was like the podcast of Quarantine.
How how Fake Doctor's Real Friends became the hit podcast
of Quarantine. Everybody, if you haven't seen it. E News
says that we're all amazing, and we agree, and it
is such a it's such a beautiful relief in the
midst of all of the shit. Like I find there

(33:24):
have been stressful moments obviously over the past seven months,
when someone gets sick and you're like, oh good now
that every symptoms on the docket. There's not really a
moment of relief if you're sick of wondering is is
it is? It's not it? And I have played I
remember one time I was really stressed. I played it
and it was you guys and Neil Flynn and I
laughed my ass off, and it does it just like

(33:46):
takes you out of all of the things. It's it's
so great. You know what takes me out of you
know what takes me out of thinking about shit too,
is watching you on vacation with your family, Sarah, and
you trying to the motor boat with the motor boat
trying to get the motor out of the water that, Sarah,
will you explain First of all, you should follow Sarah

(34:09):
Chalk on the social media, but oh my god, what
was going on with this with this video? Can you
explain to people that didn't see hilarious? So it's a
long video of my butt trying to pull up a motor.
I I'm just trying to So the motor is very
heavy and for some reason, why are you trying to

(34:32):
pull the what do they call those motors? The it's outboard.
Why are you trying to pull the outboard motor out
of the water. Because so it's an outboard motor, it's
like a twenty five or something, which is the horsepower,
and it's big and it's heavy, and it's on the
back of a tin boat, and so basically when you
beat it, you can't leave the outboard down or the
prop will get totally damaged. It just tilt up. So

(34:55):
this is a skill that my sisters have learned. Um
and because I lived in la and I just for
seventeen years, whatever, I just there's some skills I was missing.
So this summer I was like, I'm learning to drive
the boat. I'm learning to pull out the motor. The
motor is very hard, so you pull in, you got
to kind of time it out that you you know,
kill the motor, and then as you're coming into the beach,
you don' want to kill it two earlier you'll be

(35:16):
out to see and then you have to quickly grab
it and pull it up. But there's a way that
you can kind of like push down on the handle
to give yourself some you know, umph to get that
motor out. And I didn't know that I was doing
it till Piper, my sister, had videoed me trying for
about fifteen minutes to pull this motor out, and then
she played it back for me afterwards, and finally I

(35:39):
got up. I did bail and have a couple of
scrubs esque pratfalls. But what I didn't notice so I
watched it back, was every time I've always tried to
pull up that motor, I make the jd um and
it just like for summer. It was so funny watching
you try and pull an outboard motor out. I mean
it was like it was it was like watching an

(36:01):
episode of Three's Company. It was just I wish it
was set to music. It's just I mean, I can't.
I'm gotten telling you. It's heavy. It's heavy. I pictured
this is how you get around in Canada twenty five Yeah,
just in your little ten twenty boat with your twenty
five horse power. Speaking of Canada, are you guys watching

(36:25):
the show called the vale on um Hbo Max. It's
so good. I haven't seen it. I've heard it's so
great and we can discuss it at our next reunion.
I've heard it's amazing. I'm just behind y'all watching way
too much television. Man. It's like y'all need to get
some get them kid some kids something kids and kids.

(36:47):
You'll never watch television again? Well, Donald, what, I don't
watch that much TV. I watched TV. We watched TV
like for a few hours after Bark are you got
a new show every day? It's like, Yo, have you
guys watched the Perception? Well you watch You're you don't
watch it sounds TV after you have dinner, like like
many do we do. We we try and get into

(37:08):
a few good shows betwixt dinner and bedtime. Yeah, I don't.
I don't have the I don't do that. I get
to watch, I watch a little bit of sports. Then
then I you know, that's it. I go to bed.
I think that you're I think that you're unique in
that area. I think, especially during quarantine, there's there's a
lot of brilliant television right now to consume. Anyway, the

(37:31):
October and October, and I'm very excited for October. Anyway,
The Vow on HBO Max. I highly recommend you check
it out. It's really fucked up and very well told,
and it's about a cult and a lot of it
takes place in Vancouver. That's why I brought it up. Sarah.
I'm so glad you didn't get recruited into this sex
cult because they pulled in a lot of actors. It's real.

(37:52):
It's a real Is it based on nexium? Yes, it
is nexium. It is No, it's a documentary, Sarah. They're
they're They're showing all these beautiful young Canadian actresses that
got recruited into this thing, and I'm like, I'm so
glad they didn't get my Sarah. It is I feel
like it went it went down. I think like right
after I moved to la If, I'm right, Alison mac right,

(38:15):
she's the one that she becomes like one of the
fucking leaders of the ship. Branding them I listened to
I haven't watched that Boilers, but they brand boilers. They
brand them vagina adjacent. Yes, they brand them next to
the vaginas. Sarah, you're ruining the show. I just have
a couple more things. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What is the name of this show. It's called The Vow.

(38:37):
It's on HBO Max. It is so fucked up, Daniel,
you watching it? Let me write down. Let me write
this and watch it. I'm so Sarah. Did anyone ever
come up to you and be like, I have a
really wonderful class. I want to take you to let
me show Let me just show you my branding. Oh
my god, she's she's lifting up her shirt. She's branded
everybody she's branded, and right at that moment, the lad

(38:58):
Lightning package went out. There we go, I don't mean
to make a joke out on everybody. It is really
fucked up, but you just can't believe it. You're watching
it with your jaw on the floor of this. It's
not only is it such a fucked up story, but
the documentarians did a really amazing job telling it. Because
you're just like, holy shit, I wonder if it's the
same documentarians that did they so they did a podcast
which I've listened to all the episodes about Nexium. I

(39:21):
think it was on the CBC a couple of years ago.
We don't talk about other podcasts. Yeah, I get that.
I just realized as it was coming out of my mouth, guys,
listen to my mouth, and I realized that it might
be a competitor. Um No. I was wearing my starting
my tu and I just broke in my garberator. All
of a sudden, I pulled out of the parcade. Sarah

(39:44):
say the most Canadian sentence you can. I think that
was it. That involved two which is your hat, your garberde,
which is our garbage spools in your parkade, which is
a parking structure, and then you say Suri suriy and
then you say, I'm just off to have you guys,
anyone seem like Gilda tuk No, what's that? What? Yeah?

(40:07):
It was it was a It was a yes, a
movie that we were forced to watch in French class
every year growing up. Um, all right, Donald, you on
your phone right now? What the fuck are you doing.
I'm waiting to get into the show. You guys are
so you've checked out of the show. You're still on
your phone. I'm not really social media looking at animation
videos on YouTube right now. I'm not big anymore. Dude.

(40:29):
That ship was fucking like a half an hour or
a time. Did you say, oh, you got a high
a half hour ago and you're not still high? What
has we've been we've been doing We've been doing the
show for over a half an hour, so it can't
be a half hour ago. Wait, I didn't know that, Donald,
I missed the beginning. Yeah he's high. We've lost that.
I didn't know that. I underneath the death. By the way, Sarah,

(40:50):
it's a prefet analogy. We all came back for season
three feeling ourselves. I got a little Tommy phoning it in.
I'm cocky. Donald comes into season three the podcast Big
in his phone. Listen, hold on, time out, Time out,
time out, Buddy, listen, I am not high right now. Okay,
so let's kay. I am worn off. It's worn off.

(41:11):
It's completely worn off. I am. I need some of
this quick wear off weed because if I get high,
it's been hours. It's been about it's been hours. My
point is it should be one of our products, Quick
wear off weed, by fake doctrines, real friends. Oh my god,
we make so much money. You can be, you can be,
you can be high, but it lasts, it goes away
after a half hour. All right, all right, let's show.

(41:34):
Thank you, all right, thank you. Forty three minutes in,
we've finally gotten to this. Okay, So we talked about
your hair already. We talked about your weight and everything
like that, right, George Michael in the beginning. Yeah, so
what's the difference. You can you can sing, George Michael,
and as long as it's not the actual music and

(41:54):
George Michael singing and doesn't cost any money. But if
you know, I'm sure too. We had three songs in
this episode. This is how much Bill was feeling our
budget after on season two. Uh, Tom, Petty, George, Michael,
you two. I imagine it's a very expensive song. I
think we shot probably half the half the show's music
budget in the first episode. But um, but uh yeah,

(42:16):
So I'm dancing and Donald says, what's the rule about
white boys dancing in public? And I go, not allowed
unless you're gay. And then this amazing guy comes in
and dances like crazy and does this move and we
go Morning Stephen, which we then name our dog, our

(42:38):
second dog. Um. But the funniest right off the bat,
would you like if I could touch your body? No,
not you, sir? Yeah, if I could touch your body,
not you, sir. And then okay, let's get let's get
to the basketball game. Smack talk Yeah, the small talking

(43:01):
Oma Butler Omoja, I want to say, right, Omoja Butler? Yeah,
uh it has probably that's that joke made me laugh,
probably the hardest out of all of the jokes in
the show, where he's like, I'm gonna toast you so
bad your mother is not gonna recognize you. And you go, oh, yeah,
well I heard just just have started drinking again. And

(43:24):
then you're like the true and he starts crying, ay right,
and then you go, oh, it's not supposed to be true. Yeah,
you like let it all out. Yeah yeah, you go
like let him flow or something. And then yeah, and
it's just your delivery. Yeah, well I heard your sister
started drinking again. And I love that j D doesn't

(43:49):
not a smack talk. He's like, oh, it's it's not
supposed to be true. And then also, this is this
is the episode that Frick started. Yeah, two forty three,
everybody a mom are first Frick? What's the genesis of Frick?
I wish I remembered. I don't remember. I don't know.
I don't remember. I don't know if it was me
your bill and then it then it developed went to

(44:12):
double frick, and then frick on a stick with a brick.
It was frick, double frick, frick on a stick on
a stick, stick with a brick. It became one of
Sarah's catchphrases. She finally got her what you're talking about?
Willis say, I got it? In season three Season season three,
she got her frick. I didn't get a box there,
but I got a frick. Yeah, but I did. I

(44:35):
did get that pink cashmere Juicy jogger set that I
wore in that frick scene. I remember they let me
take that home. Oh yeah, girl. Do you remember Juicy Ya?
Do you remember Juicy Juicy Cashmere? Yeah, man, Juicy with
the gym everybody had and it was sweatsuits. It was
a bunch of sweatsuits and everybody was paying three hundred

(44:59):
dollars for sweatsuit. Yeah, Juicy, they figured it out, Juicy. Um.
So you know, frick comes from you can't You know?
On TV shows and network you're always trying to work
around places where you'd actually curse. Some shows like do
It and Beep It, which which I guess is easier
if you're more documentary style, like like The Office or

(45:20):
Modern Family or something. Um, some shows the Good Place
very creatively made it fork because they were in like
this supposedly in this like heaven type setting where where
it just automatically changes all your curses to better words.
But so so frick allowed Sarah to say fuck without

(45:40):
saying fuck. There's one more there's one more place that
they changed the word and so you wouldn't say fucking.
That was Battlestar Galactica and they said frak And that
became are you frakin kidding me? Are you frakin kidding me?
Right now? But that they never explained it, or they
just just did it. They just did it for the
whole the whole run of the show. It would be like,

(46:01):
what the frack are you talking about? Oh, frack, I'm
gonna frack you up. You can say friggin um, which
I always thought was it, which was a comfortable alternative. Yeah,
but some people don't like friggin It doesn't have the
power that fuck has or frick or frick. You need
the k, you need the k frick. You know that
to make a movie PG thirteen, Uh, you're allowed one

(46:25):
fuck in a PG thirteen movie, and it can't be
as sexual. Fuck. You can't be like, oh I want
to fuck her, but you can be like what the fuck?
Oh I didn't know old trivia for you. So you
have to pick your fuck if you're if you're directing
a PG thirteen movie, they're like, all right, pick your fuck,
what do you want? And then next rating you can
do are you consider what you want? Yeah? Okay, so

(46:49):
there's some sorry, go ahead, go ahead ahead. I'm trying
to think of the other Oh. PG thirteen rules. They
probably changed there used to be like um obviously sex um,
there were some other other ones forgot drug use. Maybe
I don't know. All right, go ahead, Donald, Uh, Kelso's
nose squeaks the entire episode. Before we get to Kelso's nose.

(47:09):
What about Sarah losing her car door? I mean that
was hilarious. Further and then carrying it around the hospital
with me, so doesn't get stolen. Now, this is something
that this is something that goes on. This joke continues
through other episodes because you you later on have like
a taxicab door, like a yellow on your car and

(47:31):
everything like that. So this is a joke that continues
with your brand new card. Am I right? Or am
I wrong? Yeah? That's right. I forgot about that. I
think that's right. Yeah she did. She didn't get the
matching colored door. She just got it was the same
door of her car, but it was yellow. Um. Yeah,
so that I thought that was very funny. Um And

(47:53):
then yeah, so sorry, Donald, go to go to Kelso's
squeaky nose, which is very funny for the whole episode.
Kelso has a squeaking because of the punch he received
from doctor Cox and that shit is left. Yo. Every
time Ken would uh inhale, it would squeak. It's only
on the inhale. Though it's not on the exhale, It's
only on the inhale. So every time inhale. I love

(48:17):
how people hate him so much that even though the
room was packed, He's like, miraculously no one was. Sorry, Sammy,
Sammy in the background going like ceting now my dive
under the gurney. I replated it a few times because
I thought it was a cowboy switch scene. I couldn't
figure out if it was or not. I watched Was

(48:40):
that a cowboy switch? I feel like it was. I
feel like you came running up in the hallway and
from the back, then it was cowboy switch and then
you popped up. I know, but it was so seamless.
That good. That so for those of you who don't
remember a cowboy switches when the actor who's not a
stuntman is hiding and the stuntman does something in saying

(49:00):
and then kind of goes off camera and then the
real actor plops up. So JD does this insane sort
of slide under a gurney and then I pop up.
I'm pretty I'm like, I'm pretty sure it's a cowboy switch,
but man, it is seamless. You cannot tell. It's so
like the timing of me coming up was so brazy.
It's over. And I mean, you did always, for the

(49:20):
most part, try your own falls always, so it's very pausible.
I did. I did. I did a lot of them.
But when when when when you know the thing about
a stunt man is there is when there's a real chance, like, okay,
you could get hurt doing this one, like like when
I exit the room that's clearly at it takes a
really hard fall on the gurney tipping over. So you
don't want your actors breaking anything because then you can't

(49:43):
fucking make the show. So a lot of these actors, also,
stunt people often don't get paid well. They get like
one rate to show up, but then often they won't
get more money unless they do the thing. So sometimes
I feel for stunt people who are like, oh, come on,
I know you want to show off and do it yourself,
but let me fucking do this stunt and right, and

(50:04):
so I often tried to do them. But but but
some of them were I could like break a hand.
They were like, no, you're not doing that. I would still,
even not doing my own stunts. Come once a season
two scrubs on crutches with having torn the ligaments in
my left ankle. I think it was about once a year,
and I'd be like, Randall, I'm so sorry. So they
would like they would have me like standing behind beside

(50:25):
the bed and standing in a lot of scenes and
not walking. How many times did you get injured making
this show? I feel like it was it was always
my ankle, and it was never doing anything fabulous. I
would come to send people like how'd you do it?
And I'd be like, I was walking Lola, and I
ripped on a pine gun on the sidewalk, and then
it was yeah, it was. It was basically the first
time I did it. I was in college and my

(50:46):
leg was crossed and my foot fell asleep, and I
was in like a five hundred personal lecture hall and
I got up to ask the professor question and I
went down like I went over my ankle. I rolled
my ankle and it swole up to the size of
a grapefruit and they X rayed it. And I was
nineteen years old, and I had a growth plate that
hadn't closed because I haven't finished growing, but they thought
it was a hairline fracture, so by mistake put me

(51:07):
into a plaster cast up to my knee and I
went to go film an episode of The Rosanne Show
and she was like. Roseanne was like, it doesn't make
sense you would have that. Get that taken off, and
so I did, even though like that's like a kid
who has like you know, a potentially like I don't
even what's wrong take that cast. So they asked me
to take the cast off, so I did, and the
doctor down there was like, you're it's actually a blessing

(51:29):
in disguise, because this is like a growth plate that
hasn't closed. It's not a hairline fracture. If it's not broken.
You just sprained it really badly, and that's why it
swole up so much. So's coldness actually helped you. It
was it was such a it was a gift, man,
it's all for you. I want to tell everyone about
Lola Sarah's seven thousand dollar dog and we'll explain it
right after these were and we're bad bad, come Mack,

(52:01):
I know I'm allowed to join him on that. I
just was inspired you're just not allowed to read the
producer notes as you would call. Oh right, okay, hold on, Donald, No,
but you're not hot, You're not hig at all. Right, Sarah,

(52:23):
tell everyone who's listening about your seven thousand dollar dog.
And before you judge everyone, No, she didn't go buy
some boutique, fancy expensive that was. That was a big
evening for us too. What what was the evening? What
were we doing? Where were It was a charity, sarady.
You remember what the cause was. It was the Help Group.
It was for autism with children with autism, and it

(52:43):
was um, Jeff Zucker, who was the boss at NBC.
Well you remember that Donald infamously gave the noogie two
that our first part, Please Donald, No, please Donald. Uh.
So we were there and we were excited. I think
it was like season two, um, and season one or
season two, and we went and Jeff Zucker was our
boss and the night was to honor him and his

(53:04):
contribution to the Help Group as well. And so there
was this little chocolate lab that they were having as
part of the auction to raise money, and I really
just paused there, pause there. Did they have one dog
or several? It was just one. All right. So I
recall it was an auction obviously to raise money for
for autism, and they geniusly brought in this puppy that

(53:25):
was the cutest chocolate lab puppy you've ever seen. It
was like tiny, fit in your palm, in your hands,
and it was probably I don't know, I'm guessing ten
weeks old. And the idea was, you know, we're gonna
get They wanted everyone, and then you got everyone like
buzzed on alcohol, and then the idea is like, all right,
who's you guys are gonna bid on who gets to
take home this dog? And they brought they brought her around,

(53:47):
like you're saying to like to get everybody super excited.
It brought her around. I was holding her, this little
chocolate brown nugget. She was yeah, she was like tiny,
she's ten weeks old. And I was wearing a chocolate
brown dress. I remember it was my was my bride's
made stress from my sister's wedding. And so I'm falling
in love with this dog. And then the bidding starts

(54:09):
in the room and I'm bidding on her, and the
whole I fall over. The soul's rest from everyone's going crazy,
everyone's bidding on it, and so finally I just gave
up because it was insane. It got too high. And
then the whole cast on the table, you guys all
whispered to each other. And then when the bidding came
to write before the ending, you all like stood up
and put your arms up and and got her for me,
and and we all split the costacus each a thousand dollars. Wait,

(54:33):
how long? How long did it take for me to
pay you the thousand dollars? Did you ever pay? I
did pay her? Okay, how long? I don't remember her.
I don't remember. Buddy just was the most sweetest, thoughtful,
touching thing ever. And she obviously like became her scrubs
mascot and came to scrubs to work every day. And
I loved her so much. She was very I think
I paid for Lola like season eight or nine. Finally

(54:58):
gave the money. In life, I remember, and whenever we
had group things the chippen on, like crew gifts or
or or getting getting something for the crew, or in
this case giving money to charity for Sarah's dog, Johnny
C would pay you like an hour later he'd be
like fast money makes fast friends. That was one of
his Johnny seism would be like fast money makes fast friends.
And then John was the polar opposite. Donald would be

(55:20):
like eight years later, he'd be like, Yo, did I
ever pay you for the dog? And then I remember
I was the one who I was so disorganized. I
just would never cash the check. And Ken would be like, Sarah,
you haven't cashed the check yet. I hate those people. So, Lola,
when you went into Sarah's dressing room, I know we

(55:41):
brought this up another time, but it was like the
It was like if you've ever seen the show Hoarders,
it was like that, but worse. It was like it
was sort of bios. There was like a soup. There
was like an open soup can from two seasons ago
and like like looked like exploded. It kind of is like,
as if is that this pages of notes was my

(56:02):
dressing room, right, because if if this kind of like
raining not so Ken Jenkins is trying to manage his
check book and Sarah just throws a check for a
thousand dollars in there somewhere can of soup from two
seasons ago. Is true, But my nickname was Super breakfast
because I would always have soup all the time, and
you guys be like, oh, soup for breakfast for breakfast.
I love I love soups. I mean I have my

(56:25):
hot tea right now. There's always something hot in my hands.
It's like either soup or tea or Yeah. But that's guys,
you run cold. That's only that's the run cold. A
bad circulation. She was fourteen. Oh she died. Lola died.
She did she literally she was fourteen years old. That's
pretty dumn good for a lab it was. It's been
over fourteen years, I guess. Holy shit, Wow, it's it's

(56:49):
been twenty one. Yeah. Um yo. This is the first
episode that I that orange Google Googo, So I think
this came from um. Like this was at the height
of the jamba juice craze, um, which I don't used
to drink. I don't drink anymore because someone told me

(57:10):
that there's like so much sugar in them and why
are you drinking jomba juice? But um Sarah Sarah, Wait everybody, Oh,
I'm laughing at everyone. Um wait a second, Oh Jesus,
is this the grease to Face episode? No, it's not. Yes,
this is no, it's not did you watch the episode?

(57:31):
But then no, I did, come on, man, this is
We don't say grease to face on the show because
the grease to face episode was when Sarah had to
come in looking like, like really distressed and bad. She
doesn't have that moment. She comes in with a makeover.
She never has a moment where she looks bad. Well,
they did give her playing Jane hair this episode, like
everything is accented for the reveal at the end. There's

(57:53):
no moment where she was supposed to look sweaty and
we we teased her saying, come on, look worse than that.
But there's no moment in this episode or she like
was supposed to look particularly bad. And I want to
hear your thoughts on your makeover, big makeover in this
I want to know what your thoughts are run on
this dramatic, choppy Bob m Janitor. I still like fight

(58:15):
what That's one of the greatest scenes in the episode.
I'll let you answer the question that scene. I wrote
that down. I really want to talk about the Elliott
and Janitor. We're gonna get into that, but I just
want to know what in the macro what did you
think of this big makeover, because it's always a lot
of pressure when they're like, oh my god, that's a
character makeover and you todd as hell, don't get me wrong,
coming in and your eye makeup and your bob. But
I just like, I don't know, I guess I just

(58:36):
liked you with your little you know, your your before hair.
I mean, I remember being I remember at the time
being very excited about it because like I remember that
they had me leave at lunch and I raced over
town and this guy in Beverly Hills cut and then
had me race back and and I got to wear
my first pair of True Religion jeans, which was very

(58:56):
exciting to me, and that was like a fancy brand
at the time, I think, very fancy and um, and
then Darla Albright are awesome makeup artists put all this
like smoky eye makeup on me, and I remember having
fun and enjoying it at the time, and looking back,

(59:18):
I mean, I just, yeah, I guess I feel like,
you know, there was a line in one of the
episodes when Bill liked to put truisms into our dialogue
that was short hair gives me pig face, and so yeah,
so that sometimes. I always sometimes I feel like with
short hair gives me pig face. I don't think you
looked beautiful. You looked got Don't get me wrong. I

(59:41):
just maybe I'm just not into Bob's is a personal thing.
I don't know. I mean, don't get me wrong, it
looked gorgeous, but I, oh, I am. I just today
my Amazons like now with your with your with your
like your dreadlock hair. It really looks amazing. I think
Danil and Joe Hell can weigh in. It's pretty fancy.
So I just you know, we're in a pandemic, and um,

(01:00:03):
I ordered hair cutting scissors from Amazon, and I just
was overly excited, and so I just tried to cut
my own hair this morning. And I literally like have
only had one person who lives in LA when I've
gone back for recordings or whatever, I've had to got
my hair. And so I just kind of was like,
I think Gregory goes something like this, and he does this.
And then my niece was like on YouTube, if you
just put your hair in a ponytail and then you
just like kind of cut the top kind of so

(01:00:24):
that I did it. I don't know, I don't see
when we'll see it's dry now, so I don't know.
I haven't take it. We'll see it looks a little
bit longer on. If that fails, you can always get
the dude the proverb the one cut that works for everybody.
You get a bowl and you put it over your
head and you just cut on the outline of a bowl.
I didn't know this trick. So if I'm not happy

(01:00:45):
with this, it's called the mo the mo from the
Three Stooges. The mo the mo. Okay, Donald, If I'm
not pleased with the results when this dry is, I'm
going to do that. When Ted turns to Carl and says,
so you're engaged to that surgeon guy, she goes yeah,

(01:01:05):
he goes, is it serious? Serious? No? We swing yes.
So so Ted first hit on Sarah last episode because
Sarah and then last episode you were crying and he's
kind of like want to get a drink and uh.
And in this episode he's trying the Carla angle. He's
just really he's really clutching at straws here. He looked

(01:01:26):
so beautiful in this episode. By the way, Yeah she did.
How about when she she goes to seduce the uh,
or at least blackmail the doctor that she hooked up with,
and you're waiting out the outside and she kind she
comes out and she lowers her top like she just
hooked up with him. Yeahs, Like, how is that funny?
Let's get to the Elliott and the janitor in the
men's room. Yeah, so funny. This is the first time

(01:01:49):
we established that because we don't know his name, that
Elliott decided she's going to call him janitor and it's
always high pitched, and he got more in my high
pitched by the episode, Like this was the first one
that we did that, and then by season eight it
was like just Hire and I and sometimes we would
do takes where it was not even audible and be

(01:02:12):
like they're probably never going to use this, but how
high can we possibly? I love that the janitor doesn't
even flinch. He's just like, yeah, as though you said
his name, yeah, yeah, Oh my god, Neil in this scene.
For some reason, some things like this scene I remember
like we shot it yesterday. It feels like so recent.
I don't know why. Um and oh my god, he

(01:02:32):
made me laughed so hard when he's talking about my
grandmother that was actually my mother and my mother, my
sister who was my mom, my grandmother thought she was
my mother, My sister was my mom, and my brother
dad dad. Not just that when you well, when you
say to him and you're like, you're like, you know,
and my life's turned pretty much turned upside down. Do
you ever feel like that he goes, nah, because I'm

(01:02:57):
a winner. Just just the fact that the janitor, the
janitor of the hospital's reply is no, because I'm a wit.
I wonder if, like I wonder if the janitor with
you know, because we never know when he's telling the
truth or when he's lying, if maybe because he fancies

(01:03:18):
Sarah that he is telling the truth, Like we have
no idea when he says this brother dad, if any
of it's true and he's if he's just a fucking
total liar. I feel like with Sarah, maybe maybe with
Elliott he was like, you know, truthful. I mean, I'm
just thinking that for the first time. Well, I don't
know what to think he was. I like to think

(01:03:41):
a lot of this is a lot of what the
janitor tells us is true, like when he brings out
the cage h at Turk and Carla's baby shower, when
he brings out the cage for the baby is because
he had one when he was a kid when they
wanted to you know what I mean. But we never know,

(01:04:01):
you know, unless you're cutting to his house, like when
he has a squirrel army and you actually see the
squirrel army. You know, you just never know. It's so
fun to watch Neil in these scenes though, because he
always throws in like obviously the dialogue and um, you
know how the writers would write or whatever Neil says,
and he would come up with something insanely funny on
the spot. Um. But like even the stuff he does,

(01:04:23):
like on this scene where he just like is talking
to me and he randomly smells the urinal cake just
like in the middle of the line it's a good year.
I laughed out loud. When when you see Scott Fully
in the smoothie place and uh, he says, I thought

(01:04:45):
you hanted this place because the time you got sick
here and you go you remember that and he goes,
you got sick on my face. He's so dry. He's
is the master. I think Scott Fully is coming on
next episode because yeah, yeah, that's the Sea World episode
and I and he's down. But because that's when dolphin

(01:05:10):
but but um but sarah, uh. He was your scene partner,
so you can speak to this even better. But god,
no one delivers a straight man line like that guy
just you got sick on my face. And he he
doesn't break ever, Yeah, it doesn't break, doesn't break, no
matter what, he just doesn't break. He doesn't break, doesn't

(01:05:32):
crack up. Yeah, oh my god, all over the floor.
And then in front of his new hot girlfriend and
you're like, and he goes, it's okay, it happens. That
is really funny. So you think, you're like, oh my god,
this is Sean, this is fate. And then in walks
like the pretty new girlfriend and you just look at it.

(01:05:54):
Take one look at her, and you bugle on the floor.
You know. I found it really interesting that they After that,
they go outside with the two of them, with Sean
and this new girlfriend for the dialogue, so that you
understand that he still kind of has feelings for Elliott.
But he has to tell her that he has the
smoothies on her roof or she's gonna be driving in

(01:06:16):
traffic and hit the brakes and that's going to scare
the shit out of her, and he knows it's going
to cause an accident, so he gives the Elliott you
left the smoothies on your roof. She smashes on the
brake like they're meant for each other, they're perfect for
each other, and then ansog all over the and then
you lose the other door with the That was fucking hilarious.
I laughed, Yeah, I laughed at Sara. You're very funny, Sarah.

(01:06:40):
Sarah's cool guy, Like try Sarah Elliot's mustering everything she
can to look cute and cool in front of the
new girlfriend. She does like with no door and the
smoothies on her roof, double frin and then and then
like scoff only delivery. When we're in that scene with

(01:07:01):
the with the smoothies and I give some random, long
explanation of some dream that I have and he's like, yeah,
I'm doing about the same too. Yeah, he's so funny.
He's we gotta do a show with him, like when
we make our Space Janitor TV show. Um, whatever the
next thing is, we gotta we gotta pob Scott. I
want to do something with Scott Foley. Nobody so funny.

(01:07:27):
What do you want to do with Scott Foy, Buddy,
I know we should we should go to break, We
should go to break, we should go to break. Do
we need to go to break too? Well? And what
about the guest? We have a gu guess this here
we can but so with Sarah Chalk here, it's so exciting.
We have so much to talk about. All right, we're
gonna go to break, guys, and we come back. Not
only are we gonna have more of America's favorite Canadian
Sarah Chalk, we are going to have a guest. And

(01:07:49):
it's very hard to top last episodes guests, Joel, because
people really really love the guy who had sex at
a funeral while sitting on a toilet. Um. So I
hope that this guest can top that. We'll be right back.

(01:08:10):
All right, here we go, everybody. We're back. We're back,
We're back. We're back with the delightful Sarah Chalk, the
wonderful Sarah Chalk, the glorious. And here is Adam Burger. Hi, Adam,
Adam Burger. You got a full house today, you got
a full house. You got three interns, the King and

(01:08:32):
oh my gosh, Hi guys, Hi man, welcome to the program.
Fake doctor's real friends. We really appreciate you being here.
You must be an extraordinary guest because we had such
a memorable guest in the last episode that Joelle has
really upped her game, and I know she wouldn't follow
last week's sex on a toilet at a funeral with
someone who wasn't worthy of following. That was the story

(01:08:55):
that you wrote in to get on the show. Yeah. So, um,
I too musical theater at a an arts high school
here and I've been a Scrub super fan since it aired.
I'm your guys's age, I'm forty five and I've been
watching it since it aired. And in two thousand and eight,

(01:09:17):
my class, my advanced class of high schoolers, we decided
to do the Scrubs musical episode. Oh my god. What?
And so I was obviously I knew the episode really,
really well, and I didn't, you know, being a teacher,
I'm very cognizant of you know, rights and royalties and stuff.
And I'm like, well, I don't want to even work
on this if I don't have permission. So I sought

(01:09:40):
out Jeff Marks, who's one of the composers of the songs,
and he didn't have a new Queue as well, and
I found his website and I emailed him and he
I didn't really expect to hear back, but he wrote
me a very long email, very friendly, basically saying, you know,
I didn't write everything. Deborah Fordham was the episode writer,
and she wrote a lot of the stuff too, but

(01:10:00):
she said, you know, he said, you're not charging for it,
are you? And I said, well, no, I'm it's just
like a class project that we're doing. He said, then
don't worry about it. Nobody's going to carry So we
didn't even publish the music from it or anything. So
I'm a pianist and a musician, and I arranged all
the songs. Oh my god, Fought under the Stack just
so happened to have like the exact right students that year,
like the right demographics to do that too. And I'm like,

(01:10:23):
I don't know if you guys know scrubs, but I'm
obsessed with it. We're gonna do this really weird project.
And I cast it from the class and we presented it, uh,
just for some like as a class assignment. People came
in to watch and it was a number killed the
most though, oh gosh, probably guy Love that's I mean,

(01:10:44):
I love class. Did you have to censor You're the
only man who's ever been inside of me? No? We lucky.
I'm very very lucky that I work at an art
school where we could push the boundaries pretty well. I
don't have anybody really watching over my shoulder to to
censor me on stuff we've done some like g shows
and stuff. I imagine this. I imagine the teenager probably
didn't hold up his fist, though I would. I would

(01:11:10):
have thought that the number that killed would have been
the Pooh song. But that's just me like that was
a hard one to make it as funny, I think,
because you know we're on a stage. We didn't. It
was very hard to stage a TV show on a
on a theatrical stage, so it was a lot of
the humor I think was lost in that. But you know,
seeing two guys up there singing ky, well, that's so great.

(01:11:30):
You know there is there is a Scrubs musical in development,
a real one. Oh I didn't. I don't even know
if I'm supposed to say that, but I'll ask. I'm
sure I can say that. Randall Winston, who we've had
on the show when was one of our main producers,
our line producer. I think he was taking the lead
on developing a Broadway musical, taking some of the songs

(01:11:53):
from the from the Scrubs Musical episode. And then of
course that's not enough to build a two and a
half hour show around. So then you know, and of
course you know, figuring out what the story of it
would be. But I know that it was in the
works for those of you who interested in that. Oh
my gosh, that's wild. You could take so many of
the stories and then turn them into the Scrubs musical.

(01:12:13):
Like the story of the story where we sang I'm
waiting for my real life to begin. We could add
that in there. We could you could add you could
add so many moments where we where we sang into
the musical. Also, I think I think it would be cool.
Is JD going into fantasy in a musical world set.
It could be so fun because you got so much

(01:12:34):
cool stuff with set design numbers, everything like that. Yeah, Yeah,
I like that. Yeah, um, well that's cool. And I'm
so glad that you seem like a really fun teacher. Adam.
I went to a high school where a public high
school in New Jersey um Columbia High School in Maplewood,
New Jersey, and it wasn't cool to be in place.
And I did have a great drama teacher who I

(01:12:57):
liked a lot, but I, you know, I was a
self conscious team and I was doing all of this,
all of my theater stuff outside of school. I was
going with theater camp, I was doing, you know, participating
in sort of community theater stuff. But I was too
self conscious. I regret to be in the school plays.
And so I know, you're at an art school, so
it's it's a different world. But I just loved I

(01:13:19):
love it when I hear about great teachers like you
who are inspiring kids to perform. Well, I'm really lucky because,
you know, like I said, we get to do some
really cool stuff there. I really try to think outside
the box and do do weird stuff that no other
school would do, so that we don't have that problem
of like students only wanting to go out and do
community theater stuff that they want to do our shows
every year. So we've, like I said, we've been able

(01:13:41):
to do some really cool edgy things over the years
without really anybody intervening. And you know, one of the
things we pride ourselves on as a school is that,
you know, the whole student body are kind of the outcasts.
You know, they're kind of you know, the coolest kid
at our school is you know, might be the star
of the musical instead of the star of the football team.
That's why. That's why I flourished in theater camp. That's

(01:14:04):
why I was like, oh, because I was like, I
was good at being in plays, so I was like
the cool kid. I was like, finally, I want to
go back in time and come to your high school. Adam. Oh,
I get that a lot, Sarah, Do you do plays?
I mean, I know you were a kid actor, you
were working, But did you participate in any school plays?

(01:14:24):
I did? We actually, um did get to do really
pretty cool musicals at our high school. And I was
an Annie and they didn't. They didn't seem to mind
that I was tone deaf unlike some other Yeah. But
you got rhythm. Though. You can dance. We've seen you dance.
All You're dancing turns very sexual quickly. Can you dance
in a non provocative manner? I can't do the robot

(01:14:47):
that's a very non productive provocative That's true. That is true.
Sarah always starts off. It's always like and root the
roo booty. I've known Sarah for twenty years, and when
she starts dancing, it's about five seconds before there's like

(01:15:08):
acid like backing up and oops, I dropped something that
just comes from my like grade twelve parent teacher. I mean,
I'm grad parent of a night where we all did
babies go Back. It just sort of like it just
comes just kind of feel like if Sarah had TikTok,
Like if we were all teenagers with TikTok, she'd be
one of those people doing like the provocative TikTok. She

(01:15:30):
would be doing the savage She'd be like, I'm a
savage snackyo, Okay, okay. One of my favorite I was
born at the wrong time, guys. One of my favorite
things from the from the series is the clip show
where they do the entire runner of all you guys
dancing in different episode. I mean, everybody on that show.
I don't remember that having we did have a clip show.

(01:15:52):
I've never seen the clip show, but I know we
had one. I only know because the thing that's great
about a clip show is I think you still get
paid for an episode, but we don't work, you guys
dot They did a runner of dances. They did a
runner of like I think they did a runner of, um,
you crashing into things, and they did I think they

(01:16:12):
did a runner of Doctor Cox's insults too. I'm not sure,
but they was, Yeah, it's funny. Well, Sarah and Donald
did most of the dancing, because the two of them
are very very good dancers. I'm good at running into
stuff and falling on our stuff. I wish I could sing.
I loved it. And I was in musicals as a kid.
My sister and I went to UM, a musical theater

(01:16:33):
kind of school outside of school, and UM we auditioned
for it and they called and they said to my sister,
we love you and we want you to be the lead.
And they said, she said, what about Sarah And they
were like, yeah, no, we don't want her. And so
she said, okay that I'm not I'm not going to
do it, and she hung up and they called back
five minutes later and they were like, okay, we really

(01:16:55):
want you, so we're going to take your little sister
as well. So Natasha was the lead and she was
wearing this like turquoise shiny thing with this long blonde hair,
and I was one of three tigers at the back
that was wearing um all black, and I had a
tiger mask and we were just like in the background,
kind of side to side with our clause didn't have
any lines, and I was in heaven. I was like,
I'm on it. I wanted so badly that could get

(01:17:20):
to New York to see Bullets over Broadway when it
was because I'm a huge Woody Allen fan, I'm a
huge Scrubs fan. I just was. And of course my
celebrity crush is Betsy Wolf. Wow, that's a good celebrity
crush to have. I know, I saw her in Last
five Years and I me too a second stage right,
maybe we were there the same night. Oh my god.
You can listen to that album if you like musicals.

(01:17:40):
It's a wonderful show called Last five Years and there's
a recording of Betsy Wolf and it um, I'm Bullets
over Broadway was one of the most you know, I
was a theater geek kid, as as we're discussing, I
went to theater camp and I did plays out of
college and off Broadway. But being in a full blow
own like big budget musical with a twenty five piece orchestra.

(01:18:03):
I literally my entrance was literally rising through the stage
playing a ukulele. It was such a surreal it was
like a total kid dream, fruition, bucket list thing happened,
and I want to do it again one day. It
was just it was just too much fun. Did you
ever mess up coming up on the stage when you
were coming up playing nicket song? Did you ever come ain't? Well,

(01:18:28):
it's a couple of things. First of all, if for
most of you who didn't see the show, the show
is happening and it begins with another number and then
I enter rising. So I would go down underneath the
stage before the show because I was nervous as hell,
and every show, no matter how many we did, and
I'd say hello to the conductor and sort of waved

(01:18:49):
to the orchestra because they were down there, and then
I'd go over to where my lift was and I
sort of talked to the crew guys and shoot the
ship and then a light goes on, which means the
lift is about to go. And I would always get
so nervous because you don't it's such a crazy way
to enter the stage. Most of the times in a normal,
normal budget world, you're just entering from the wings of

(01:19:09):
the stage. But here we are at a big budget
musical show and the light goes off and I'm riding
and I start rising and then you just see like
twenty five hundred people watching you. And so, of course
there were times when I would totally fuck up the
ukulele because I'm not a musician, but I learned to
play this one song on the ukulele. What I later
learned was there was a guy in the orchestra pit
who was also playing the ukulele and defending how not

(01:19:33):
how much I was sucking. They would kind of bring
up his mixer or enronment, Like if I was really
fucking off that day, they would just bring up the
orchestra pit ukulele's Donald. Did you ever do theater high school?
I did high school theater. Well, not high school. I
went to the professional childrens school, So everybody that I
went to school with was like already on Broadway and

(01:19:55):
doing shit like that, So we didn't really have a
theater wow at the school. But yeah, you know, when
I graduated, I did shows with a theater for a
new audience. I did shows off off off Broadway, Off Broadway,
I did show. There was a I grew up in
Hell's Kitchen, New York, and on forty second between ninth
and tenth Avenue, there was this whole theater comp like

(01:20:16):
this theater thing called Theater Row, and it was a
bunch of different Yeah that was there too, but it
was a bunch of different, uh, play playhouses and stuff
like that. It's no longer there now there's like a
building and stuff like that with tenants and stuff. But
I remember when I was a kid, I'd be like,
one day, I'm gonna do a show there. I wound
up doing two shows there, you know what I mean.

(01:20:37):
Like it was It's one of those things where if
you grew up in New York City like I did,
and you weren't doing plays, then you weren't really trying
to be an actor because that was all that was there,
you know what I mean, That was all you know.
It was either that or it was the one you
might get lucky and get on a New York undercover.
But for that, they were like two thousand people auditioning

(01:20:59):
for one line, you know what I mean. So, yeah,
did I do plays? I did quite a few plays.
I came up in a theater. My parents were a
part of the National Black Theater in Harlem, and so
instead of a babysitter, I used to have to sit
in the audience with, you know, while my parents performed
on stage. And I remember one of the actors started

(01:21:21):
complaining because, you know, put me in an audience with
a bunch of people. I'm part of the show. Now,
I don't give a fuck what you said, you know
what I mean. It started off, It started the first night,
I was fine, But once it got to the point
where I was there every night, I was like, oh,
I'm in this ship too, baby. I can't imagine you
like sitting there quietly. That's not the time. It was impossible.

(01:21:42):
Like I would get involved, Like I would get up
out of my chair and help the actors, and you know,
like at one point they would sit me down next
to one of the actors in the show and I'd
be having a conversation with the actor while the show
was going on. And one time he missed his queue
because he was fucking with me, and he got in
trouble for that. Like at that point I knew right
then and there, and I was very young, I was

(01:22:03):
like five, four or five. I knew right then and
now I was like, I'm going to be an actor, dude,
this is this is If it wasn't four plays, I
wouldn't be an actor, you know what I mean. I
knew right then and there this is the life I
want to live. I want to be able to do
this because one I have a lot of fun and
two this doesn't seem as hard as everybody says it is.
And you know, well, I mean, in fairness to yourself,

(01:22:26):
it seemed that way to you because you had your
parents were doing it. You had a natural instinct for it.
You know. It's well, that, of course is nature nurture you.
You then nurtured that ability, but you obviously had it
in you as a child. Right well. You know, some
people are I honestly believe that some people are born.
Everybody's born to do what they do. Some people find

(01:22:49):
what they do later on, some people find what they
do early on. But you're born to do what you do,
you know what I mean, whether it is to be
an actor, whether it is to be a politician, whether
it is to be whatever. You're given a certain set
of skills. It just sound like Liam Neeson. I have
a certain set of skills. Some some people are assassins, right,

(01:23:12):
but no. But I feel like you're given a certain
set of skills and it's up to you to take
it as far as you want to go with it,
you know what I mean. Uh, Sometimes the gift that
you have isn't the gift that you want, you know
what I mean, And you have to come to grips
with that. And that's usually what happens. But for the
most people, some people aren't blessed enough to know what
their passion and thing is for a long time. I

(01:23:36):
mean you were, You were so blessed because it happened
to be the thing that your parents were exposing you too.
I was the same way. My father, you know, was
doing community theater as his hobby, and I kind of
like was like, this is a job you can have,
Like this is something you can do. But I mean,
there's so many people and I feel for them. I
mean I talk to college kids or getting out of
college and they still haven't found like their thing, and

(01:23:59):
they haven't they haven't opped into something that excites them.
And so I always feel really really blessed and lucky
that I was at a young age, exposed to something
that so lit me up. Adam, do you have a
question for us? I do. I have got a million
of them, but I'll start with We'll pick one because
we're running very long today, because you know, the Canadian

(01:24:19):
is a little you know, I'm so excited to So
my question is this, uh, I my all time favorite
episode of Scrubs and probably my all time favorite episode
of any television. So it is the series eight finale,
which is just a perfect, perfect episode of television for
US fans. For the way that it repted up Adam,

(01:24:41):
I wrote it. I wrote it, Adam, thank you. I
don't think that's frue. It was interrupting, bim, it was
interrupting film. But my question is, you know what what
other shows I wanted to hear from all all of you?
What what other shows in your you know, in fandom
that you that you've enjoyed. Do you feel like the finale? Absolutely,

(01:25:01):
I'll go first. I'll go first. I call first season
for attack. In the history of television, and as Donald
seemed to be dissing me for early in the broadcast,
I have watched a lot of television and in the
history of television. There is no contender for best series
finale ever. Don't at me, don't Joel, don't frown. Six

(01:25:26):
feet under? Yeah, there Applauseau'll turn your key, I will,
I will. I will turn my key only because I've
only seen the last episode of six feet Under. No,
are you serious? Are you serious? I'm dead serious? That
was a pretty is the only one. But then you've learned, Sarah,

(01:25:53):
the same thing with Breaking Back. We learned that he
only watches finales. Somebody else goes six feet Under if
you haven't watched it as an incredible show and the
finale is just a masterpiece. Sarah, you want to go,
I want to go. I agree with that. I thought
six ft underd was bonkers. I feel like The Office,

(01:26:13):
both British and American versions had incredible finales. Er was
a million years ago, but I remember thinking that one
was awesome and and I agree with you, Adam. The
Scrubs final was one of my favorite Scrubs episodes that
we got to do. It was so cool for us
to get to make that episode because Bill had this

(01:26:35):
really cool idea of having every person who would ever
guest star on the show come back, So like that day.
Everybody was so emotional anyways, because it was the last
episode and then to have every guest star and then
Zach walks down that whole way and we got to
go down while we're filming that scene, and like just
see everybody lined up from the past eight years, and

(01:26:57):
you know, there's a couple people that couldn't make it,
but for the most part, I mean, all those people
made an effort to get there, and people flew in
from New York and from wherever they were living or
shooting at the time, and it was so special. It's
very emotional. And I don't know if you know the trivia, Adam,
but it's but it's Bill Lawrence playing Lejanitor who pulls
down the sheet. Hum, well you go, okay, Joel, go ahead,

(01:27:21):
favorite Sarah. Sarah changed it, morphed it and started making
it five or six. So Joel the game is when
he says, best finale, what's the thing that pops to
your brain? Because that's what happened to me with six
feet under Boardwalk Empire Watch. I think it's five seasons
of it. It's so concise. In the final scene, it's

(01:27:41):
like heart like the whole thing. The whole shows about
being in the twenties, and right at the very final scene,
there's the introduction of like Nickelodeon, which is an early
movie thing that you could like, hey, nicol and watch
a movie and it's like very small or whatever, and
it like totally changes the game for this old who
thought he would never see anything new. And then there's

(01:28:02):
I will tell you what it is, but no spoilers please.
It's so freaking good. MARYN. Scorsesey produced it. It's like
mid two thousands from Martin Scorsesey directed the pilot as well.
Yes he did. He should definitely such a good series.
But the finale is really good. I will give no
spoilers for six Feet under Fine, other than to say
that you got to listen to the sea a song
Breathe Me because it's a holy shit. Is that a

(01:28:26):
great song? Okay? Dan'l go um the one that instantly
pop into my head as the sopranos. Oh yes, okay. Now,
there was a lot of talk about people having interpretations.
Do you have your interpretation? I mean, I think that's
kind of the goal. That was the goal. I think
it was David Chase, right, David Chase is the Yeah,

(01:28:46):
so David Chase, that's what he wanted to have happened,
kind of live with the ending of Lala Land, with
the twisttop at inception. You want to defy the convention
of putting a very concise, nice bow on it and
allow people to heap the story just in their heads
for so long. And I'm certainly of the people who think, again,

(01:29:07):
no spoilers, but I think the ending is relatively clear.
I think we all know what happened, but I like
that that is left to left to the imagination. And
I will also never forget watching the finale with my
father being downstairs. We were both just like gripping the couch,
counting down the minutes, being like, this show is going
to be over shortly, this show is going to be

(01:29:28):
over shortly, like what's going to happen? And then in
those that final minute of whatever, the show is trying
not to spoiler both of us just like I think
you can spoil the I mean, yeah, I guess the
ending doesn't happen, but it just cut. It just cuts,
hard cut, don't stop, hard cut for thirty seconds of

(01:29:48):
just black screen, and both of me my dad are
just like, do the cable go out. I love a
hard cut to black. Don't fade out your show, love it? Yeah,
produce the whole thing. Uh No, I mean I'm just
a sucker, whether it's whether it's theater or or or
or film and TV. I don't like a fade like

(01:30:10):
blackout or hard guts of black like and that shit.
Feel you. Um. Now, I'm gonna be cynical and say
the reason I think he's alive is, uh, there's no
way that they didn't have plans to make films. Eventually, Unfortunately,
James Gandelfini died in real life. But I don't think
there's any scenario where they didn't daydream about making films.

(01:30:32):
So I'm just I'm just gonna throw that out there.
I totally can't tell you something. I totally accept that
as a like, but you know how it really goes
kind of studio thing like with um, when people were
talking about Avengers and how like are they really dead?
Like are they really gone? People like, no, they're not gone.
They have more movie deals like obviously Spider Man's not

(01:30:52):
gone blah blah blah. I mean, you know obviously that
changes now too because of you know, you know, r
I P. Chadwick, But like, I think it's very reason
to look at that and say, you think they were
really going to end the show there. You think they
were really gonna end it there, whether or not the
movie deals coming afterwards would have been prequels or whatever.
Blah blah blah. I think that's totally fair. But I
still love that finale for this exact reason that we're

(01:31:12):
talking about it. All right, Donald, you're up. I'm embarrassed
by my shows because you guys, don't you guys, I
don't watch the same type of television shows you watch.
But my favorite, my favorite finale so far. Wow, in

(01:31:33):
television shows, that's tough. That's tough for me. I'm sorry.
You can could be sports like the last game of
the Knicks. I'll tell you what, in terms of television moments,
those are some of the greatest of all time. Any yeah,
any any any last second show seven buzzer beaters are
just like you can't be particular game seven buzzer beater

(01:31:55):
you like, Donald, No, no, no, no, no. I I
you know, I'm one of those cats who is really
heavily into a certain genre, and so I'm sure my
favorite episode finale has got to be like The Rebels.
The Rebels finale was pretty dope actually, and yeah, Joel agrees,

(01:32:15):
she gotta woo and uh, now that Clone Wars has
come to a finale, I like that finale. That was
pretty good too. Uh. But yeah, you don't have to
be embarrassed that it's animation. You seem like you're like, well,
you guys are all sitting here, like you guys are
sitting here like six feet under and the Sopranos and
oh god, Boardwalk Empire. Oh, and let me tell you

(01:32:36):
something that's Scrubs finale. And then I come up and
I'm like, the rated for teenest shows. Well, you don't
want you You've said you don't want so much narrative TV.
So there you go. There's I don't, I don't. All right,
it's time for America and Canada's favorite segment. Sarah. You
haven't participated in this yet, so we're really gonna need

(01:32:57):
you to represent You're gonna need to represent your nation.
It's time to fish your life, all right, Adam. We've
helped a lot of people here, um, and by a
lot we mean no one but anywhere we have helped people, um, no, no,

(01:33:18):
but I but I have heard you know what I
have heard. I've heard people say on my social media, Um, hey,
that advice you gave so and so actually really helped
me with something like the whiteboard stuff or our stuff
about trying to lose weight, or even even helping um
last week's last episode's guy with issue with his kids.
So I don't I don't know, maybe not, but this

(01:33:41):
goes to so many people across the world. I like
to think that something we say might register with a
few people and they go, oh, maybe I will try that.
So Adam, Adam, you're up. Okay, So the you know,
the last six months have been crazy for everybody, and uh,
you know, I had two really fantastic jobs in the arts.

(01:34:04):
Are so lucky to do exactly what I want to do. Uh,
And you know, uh, I've got a great wife and
three little boys and just everything is you know great,
and then the pandemic hits and the theater that I
work at shut down, and my classroom is gone, and
I'm doing it online and all of my little boys
are doing their schooling online and um, it's just you know,

(01:34:26):
I'm I'm in perfectly good headspace, you know, I know
there's people suffering a lot more than me who are
not getting paid or who are not you know, uh,
they have you know, they have severe mental health issues
because of this. But what But it is very tough
and I've never in my life kind of experienced these
moments of like, oh my gosh, I can't you know,
keep it together? What is what is anybody's advice for

(01:34:49):
just staying? Saying? Uh, with the country being where it
is right now, and uh, no end in sight? As
I have three of nine, the my oldest just for nine,
and I have a five year old and a three
year old. Wow, you guys have your hands full. I
mean to be at home all day. Everybody's home yep. Sarah,

(01:35:14):
do you have any advice for? Um? What do you?
What do you do? Well? I think the best name
of advice is to say what works for you. So, Sarah,
you've been in a very similar situation she for a while.
I don't know if you're still doing it. She was
cohabitating with her sister and their kids. So how do
you stay, seeing Sarah with all the mayhem of COVID
and having to help your kids with homeschooling and all that. Well,

(01:35:36):
I don't know. I don't know if you would say
I'm staying saying. I mean, I just cut my own
hair my scissors that arrived in the mail, So that's debatable.
But um, I think I think the best advice I
was given, and it's really hard to take the advice
is just take it day by day, because I that
you can do that's totally doable. It's when you go,
like I find myself bargain hills. I'm going, oh, yeah,
I can fully do this for six months. Okay, okay, fine, fine,

(01:35:57):
I can do it for a year, but just not
too Okay, two years, but that's fucking it, not a
day more. And so I think, like, if there's a
way to try and find ways to stay in the
moment in the day, only what's in front of you
that has helped. I think, like, especially with kids. I
mean we I have a ten year old and a
four year old and I am officially homeschooling them, which

(01:36:22):
is brand spank and new. I've never done that before,
and we made the decision to do that. The schools
haven't have opened up here now, but we're keeping them
home so that everyone can stay safe and healthy, and
so One thing that we found that's really cool that
someone recommended to me is something called outschool dot com
and you can go on there and do like anything

(01:36:44):
your kids are interested in, Like if you just need
a break, it's like sign language class or like sketching
DC or a debate class where you debate like Marvel
versus DC characters. And so we're doing that. Another thing
we're doing is trying to like farm out a few things,
so like, you know, have my uncle Portland and do
a class on something. Um, I can come and teach
a class on something, Sarah. Yeah, I'm you're just you're

(01:37:07):
gonna be doing that. Yeah, I'm taking hit me. I'm
hitting up on that now. And Danel and Joel and
Donald I'm gonna need a class. Also, I'm gonna I'm gonna,
I'm gonna I'm gonna respect I'm gonna respectfully decline and
say I don't kids. I know you do, but Donald,
you need to teach us to stop motion animation yourself. Amazing.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that, but I'm gonna respectfully decline.

(01:37:31):
I don't want to teach nobody else's kids but my own.
Right now, I shouldn't I shouldn't we have to teach
my own kids right now, to be honest with you,
but I'm helping with them. Well, I'm just you know
what I want to Donald? How are you want? Why
don't you? Why don't you go and say? First of all,
first of all, I want to give a shout out
to all the teachers out there to be and all
with all respect and all kidding aside, let's give a
shout out to all the teachers out there who are

(01:37:52):
actually teaching their kids online and teaching their kids. The
teachers that are actually going into schools and teaching there
and teaching students there too, Let's give a shout out
to them, because you're absolutely right. You are on the
front lines and you are doing work that is very important.
You are teaching tomorrow's leaders, and you're doing it with
a fucking really bad handicap, you know what I mean.

(01:38:15):
And so shout out to all of you out there
who are doing it. What are we doing to stay safe?
And I mean to stay sane, To stay sane one
stay safe too. That's really difficult, you know. Living we
live in the valley and in the Sherman Oaks area,
and you know, Los Angeles was hit really hard with COVID,

(01:38:40):
and you know, for a really long time, I kept
the kids inside and all we did was watch television
and stuff like that, and that really wasn't that wasn't
an ideal thing for us to do. But recently we've
found ways to go to parks. We've potted with a
couple of families, so the kids have friends to go
play with and stuff. And the way for us to

(01:39:01):
stay safe is try to be as normal as possible
in these abnormal times, uh, without crossing the line and
being uh and and and and not being safe. So
that's how we For example, I see you know on
your Instagram, you got your kids into golf, um, which
is something you like and they like. So that's like

(01:39:22):
a thing you can do outside of the house together
as a group, that's fun for everybody. That's something you
do right right. Well, yeah, I mean there are very
few sports that you can do where there's no contact
or your or the or or you can socially distance.
And so as a family, yeah, we got into golf.
We go over to Zach's house when he's not home,
and we swim, you know what I mean. But it's tough, Adam.

(01:39:46):
I'm gonna be honest with you, man. This is a
This is one of those things where it's like where
you can find your happiness and where you can find
your joy. You grab onto it and you freaking hold
it tight and you and you and you live in
that space until this is over, because it's not like
that we can go outside and just do whatever the
heck we want right now. That's not something we can do.
I like that you didn't curse because he's a teacher.

(01:40:07):
That was really cute. My respect did coming. Yeah, he
was like, first of all, when do you ever not curse?
But because he's like a high school teacher, like, heck, heck. Um.
I'm gonna Adam, I'm gonna say something that might be
tricky for tricky few because you have kids and um,
and that is that meditation has really helped me. There's
a lot of different apps that are out there. I'm

(01:40:30):
just gonna shout out headspace because that's the one that's
worked for me. And if you're listening and you go,
I'm not gonna fucking meditate, What the hell is he
talking about? UM? I guarantee you that if you all
you need to do is find twenty minutes. They actually
even have shorter ones if you can only find ten
or fifteen. But I think twenty minutes is what I've noticed.

(01:40:50):
I get the most out of it. So I know, Adam,
I respect I don't have kids. I know it's tricky.
But if you can have your wife kick over for
twenty minutes and you go hide, even in your carver,
you can get your bedroom wherever you can be and
just sit and listen to this app. And they have
different programs. It can be for anxiety, it can be
for insomnia, it can be for relationships. They have like

(01:41:11):
the theme theme packs, and I have found when I
do that every day twenty minutes in the morning, it
really does keep my anxiety and my stress levels lower.
It's it's noticeable. And if you do try this, don't
go try it once and go, oh, my brain was
wandering all over the place. Fuck that thing. No, Like anything,
it takes practice. It's like you're not gonna go and

(01:41:33):
try and play golf with day one and suck, and
it takes practice to but little by little your mind
does quiet and then ultimately you're kind of sitting there
and of course it wanders a little bit, but you
bring it back and you focus on your breath, and
it's it's it's made a noticeable difference in my life.
So there you go. You're welcome, Adam. You're welcome, Adam.

(01:41:53):
You're welcome. Thunderous applause for us, Dan, thunder applause fix Adam,
Thank you so much. Thank you for being an educator,
thank you for thank you for being there for young
people and for inspiring them. And I'm sure the kids
don't tell you enough, even though you might have nice kids.
But I hope the kids, I hope that you get
that you're making a difference in their lives. Well, if

(01:42:16):
I could say one more thing, I hope you guys
understand how important in your podcast is. I mean, I
this came about almost right as COVID started, as you know,
and I've started taking walks in the morning before the
kids are up, just to you know, get a little
bit of exercise and just to get out of the house.
And so I've been taking walks and I listened to
the podcast, and I never really understood the expression that

(01:42:38):
something brings a smile to your face. I always thought
it was kind of a metaphor. But when your podcast
comes on and that theme song kicks in and like
a smile comes to my face. I don't even realize
that I wasn't smiling until it happens. It's it's like
pavlov It it comes up and Bam, I'm smiling on
my walk. Everything go times so happy right now, and

(01:43:04):
that makes us so happy. And you know, e E News,
the very fancy entertainment station, agrees with you. I don't
know if you said that you heard that we were
a very very popular podcast. No, but thank you. I
have to confess to you that you know, Donald and
I and Joelle and Daniell we listen to the episode
back and make edits, and so I sometimes listen to
it while I'm walking my dog, and I've seen people,

(01:43:25):
um right on our social media is like, oh my god,
I'm laughing out loud so hard. People are looking at me.
And there's times where I'm listening to the to our
early version of the draft before we edit it. I'm
and I'm walking my dog and I'm sitting there fucking
laughing out loud at us. And I know that's shameless
because I'm laughing at us, but anyway, it makes me
so happy to hear that it's making a difference in
people's lives. So thank you, Adam, and we're going to

(01:43:48):
let you go now, but thank you so much for
coming on the show. Thank you, Hi guys, thank you,
thanks so much being well. Oh, Joel, that was such
a wonderful guest in a different way because no, he
wasn't banging on a tarlet at a funeral. Good, but
he was a wonderful teacher who inspires the youth of
the youth, inspires the youth. Your musical, Yeah, that's really

(01:44:12):
that's really cool. And the fact that he like wrote
the music to it and figured it all out on
the piano because that didn't exist, that's so cool. Let's
talk about first of all, Laddie the X ray tech
to the Caribbean. He's compared to the Caribbean. He's the
one that hangs out with the dude whose eye keeps
popping out. He's true. Yeah, it's true. When Sean Whalen, Joel,

(01:44:33):
will you double check out? Do you know where I
know Sean Whalen from? This is a really good piece
of trivia. Do you remember one of the best ads
of the of the last however, many years when the
guys had too much peanut butter. And he's like they
call him from the radio show and he's got his
his his room is surrounded with trivia and memorabilia about

(01:44:57):
Aaron Burr and they and and the radio show is
calling him and they go they go, um for for
one thousand dollars? Who is the man who shot Alexander Hamilton?
And he's like his moment to shine because it's like
his whole life is dedicated to Aaron Burr. And he
and he calls and just eating Peterburg and they're like,

(01:45:22):
we're sorry, sir, we're gonna have to let you go anyway.
Hilarious ad. You can watch it on YouTube. That was
Sean Whalen. Was he also in Pirates? Um, Joel, Yeah,
I'm pretty sure that's him, but it's sorry Sean Whalen
spelled different w h A L E N like a whale, Okay, Laddie.

(01:45:45):
And then of course the my machines guy, My machines,
My machines, machines. We loved it. He's very funny and
um and that was a funny bit. And then um, Sarah,
I love the montage of you getting you know, tearing
your your your kitten post off the wall and then
then putting your back up and putting back up up,

(01:46:12):
like I'll destroy my room, but that's like one step
too far. But no, not only the cat poster back up,
but you're destroyed it. You like ripped it up and
then you tape it with like black duct tape and
ship like put it back up. I love that. That's
like Elliot's room. Yeah, I know your room was so
bubble gummy girl, I know it just hugging a Teddy Bear.

(01:46:34):
Where did you get the money from the half all
of that when your parents cut you off and stuff? Remember,
like all of a sudden, I feel like that's from
when they had me back still on I was still
on the That's like it's like frozen in time. It's
like Elliot's things from when she was twelve, right, all
of the all of the Yeah, yeah, I guess you
took all of her chatch keys from her, from her
youth she got cut off. Well that was that was

(01:46:55):
really fun. And it's cut to Tom petty American girl
and raised on promises. Yeah, nobody would finally get her
hot sexy scrubs chick entrance down the hallway, the classic
from the feed up smoky smoke SloMo um, and then um,

(01:47:19):
how about alone? I thought. Another funny thing that made
me laugh was when um, when everyone's you know, everyone's
kind of just doing their own thing because they can
tell when Kelsel is coming because it was nose squeak,
and and now now Cox has fixed the nose squeak,
but they don't know, and they cut everyone just being lazy,
and the janitor is giving a lomo. I didn't know

(01:47:43):
until this moment that the janitor and and uh and
there's Roberts were close enough giving her the choppy chop chop.
Or when Alma says to me, I'm going for advice,
and she goes, it's also because you're very white. Why
do you call me marshmallows it because I'm soft and

(01:48:06):
sensitive or something. She goes, sure, it's also because you're
very white. Um. And then Shan comes in at the end.
Oh heartbreaking, and you're like, damn, damn, I didn't I
didn't see, like I didn't see. I'm at the point

(01:48:29):
now where I don't see j D and Elliott getting
together though on the show, even though I know what
happens at the end, it feels like at this point
in the show that the two of them getting together
isn't isn't a possibility? They don't, they don't. They're not
on the same page anymore. So at the end when
Sean when he says to her, you look beautiful, and
then Sean steps out, I didn't see that coming. I

(01:48:51):
didn't see JD reacting to her the way he reacted,
and I knew Sean would come back, but I didn't
see that happening. Well. I mean, it's interesting because not
only is is Jad attracted to Elliott a new obviously
because she's done, she looks great and she's done this makeover,
but it's also because he's he's turned on by seeing
her be a badass so finally fucking being tough and

(01:49:13):
standing up for herself. And he's like, holy shit, this
is this is this is a new woman. Who's this woman?
I'm intrigued And all of a sudden, fucking Scott Foley
nobody cares sweater? Yeah when did nobody cares? Shan come in?
It's in his first episode that he nobody cares when
we're at this, Yeah, is that when we're at the

(01:49:33):
uh where where where are we? When you say that, no,
it's his very first episode. He's in Nobody. I forgot
when by we just to clarify something, Um, the My
Machines guy is Lee Aharnberg. That's the guy who's in Pirates. Um,
I was talking about Sean Whalen and that's the Aaron
Burr commercial guy who plays Laddie, who's a different X

(01:49:56):
ray tech. He's the one I lie on top of
naked because he wants to get an X ray that
looks like he's X ray to sign he's twin. That
guy is hilarious. He's in so many commercials. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything. Yeah,
absolutely a lot of commercials. Okay, but Lee Ahronberg is
the one you're thinking of who's in Pirates. Another funny

(01:50:17):
moment is Johnny C when he's like with the prison
inmates and he's asking him to keep the photo of
his son soppy. But I never said, why is Johnny
showing people pictures of his son? And would he not
only did he bring the picture, he has it out
like he's he's showing every prisoner he's getting a physical too.
Is his kid? I do have to say, I got
um goosebumps when when we finally figure out that it's

(01:50:41):
familial Mediterranean fever. Yeah, I'm such a sucker for those
moments where where we as young doctors go Eureka, we
got it, like we figured it out. Like I mean,
it's funny, I'm watching us, but I gave myself goose bumps.
I love the fact that doctor Cox takes the credit
for it at the end too. Yeah, yeah, it was
phasing says it was all you guys. Yeah, right after

(01:51:03):
he says that shit. But um, yeah, I didn't understand.
That's the one thing I didn't understand the whole episode.
He's telling you not to rely on him, but he's
relying on us. The whole episode. He's saying to us,
don't rely on me. I'm not going to be here
for you all the time. Don't rely on me. But

(01:51:25):
he's relying on us to come up with this diagnosis
so that he can go into the room at the
end and take all of the credit for it. Well.
I think maybe that's sort of what Bill's doing in
the writing in season three, is like it's going to
start being a tip for tat ying Yang if you
will situation where there's gonna be times where we're helping
him look good and he's going, of course, going to
be saving our asses still and we're getting we're getting

(01:51:46):
a little more experience where we can become a little
more closer to being his peer. Or he doesn't have
the time. I mean, he's got so much on his plate,
and he kind of, you know, he's still keep in mind,
he's still even though he's aggressive and confrontational, he's still
our teacher. So he's like, you guys got to do
the work. You guys got to stay late and figure
it out. And then of course he he you know,
gives them love good work. That was a good get.

(01:52:09):
And then he goes and takes credit for it because
that's him, you know, right, because it's his And then
he's the big cheese. Did we ever go? Do we
ever recap that? Like one of the funniest parts of
this show is when you go in at the beginning
and you're like, I know everybody so well, I know
what they're gonna say, and then you're like replacing Donald's
and tchooties and and Johnny sees dialogue, you put your
earbuds in. I love that part Johnny, thank you, sir.

(01:52:29):
What's that? He did a good Johnny? He did a
good Johnny. You honor me. I'm sorry to steal Dan's
what you're talking about Willis again, but I really like
take it. You honor me by taking it. I'm gonna
take it down. I want to use it on the
podcast that much, but I'm gonna start using it in
my real life because brother, I hope you do. Um
do I honor you by taking it? Most certainly? Okay,
listen were deserving of special Donald and I have a

(01:52:52):
special announcement just so y'all know who are listening. Because
the DMVs are all closed and or I think most
of them are a lot of them Marum and other reasons.
Because of COVID, voter registration is very far down, apparently
over two million down from what it normally is in
a presidential year. So Donald and I are teaming up

(01:53:13):
with a cause called Headcount. Now, what I want you
to do is want you when this podcast is over,
you can go to our social media is where we
will have links to this. But if you don't want
to go to social media, or you're not on social media,
you can go to headcount dot org backslash Zach and Donald,

(01:53:35):
Now what's going to happen? You are going to register
or just check your registration. If fifteen hundred of you
do this, drum roll Dan, A little drum roll there,
I'll do it with my mouth. Let me do it
in my mouth. But this action is either registring for

(01:53:58):
the first time. Sorry, sorry, thank you, either registering for
the first time, or just checking that you are in
fact registered because a lot of people get purged every year.
Fifteen hundred of you do it, Donald and I will
do a video where we teach you how to make
an apple tini yo, and then we will drink said

(01:54:21):
apple tinis. You don't even like apple? What's that? I
thought you didn't even like I don't even like it.
I don't mind vodka, but I will drink them for America. Wait,
hold up, I think we should make a like a
real apple tini, though not the generic where you get
the freakings the puckers and you just pour the puckers

(01:54:41):
into the to the Okay, what do you want to
get gourmet? I want to I think we should get
freaking straight up mixologists on this bad boy. Well, we
have Flow, who's a chef. She can help us with that. Okay.
She she knows how to mix drinks too. Oh yeah,
does she ever? Let me tell you something, you guys.
I got inspired by Flow actually because she did one
of these. And she said to her followers on Insta

(01:55:04):
and Twitter, if five hundred of you register or check
your registration, I'll cook a Sunday roast, which is a
big traditional British meal. She registered seventy five hundred people.
Damn what? And you guys, I'm competitive and I need
you to help me beat my girlfriend. Okay, So all
Donald and I are asking is for fifteen hundred. If

(01:55:27):
it ends up being more than that, then that will
be great and we'll all feel wonderful about it. This
is non partisan, so don't get your panties in a bunch.
This is just trying to get people to register, okay,
and trying to tell people to vote, right, don't get
don't get all political with this bullshit and be like,
you guys are so political. No, we just want you
to vote. We want you to vote, We want you
to vote. Seven. It's just sec dude, it's your American right.

(01:55:51):
So go now. Okay, if you're listening to this wherever
you are. You're gonna either go to our social media
on Instagram or Twitter or Facebook if that's easiest for you.
If not, go to headcount dot org, backslash Zach and Donald.
Don't do this somewhere else because we want credit for
you checking your status or registering. We want credit. I

(01:56:11):
did it just now, super easy. Okay, thank you, Daniel,
We have one, GOTCHADU. We are a halfway there. Well, no,
we are, we are. We're not there. What's the address again,
headcount dot org, backslash Zach and Donald, or if it's
easier for you, go to our social media's on Instagram.

(01:56:32):
It'll be in our bios on Twitter. I we'll both
be tweeting it out. And please help us beat all.
Samuel Jackson did it. We want to beat him to
Josh Gad just did it. So we are going to
teach you how to make an apple teeny that's just
the most perfect one. And then he and I, because
we're in the same pod at this point, we can

(01:56:54):
be together and share a cocktail. Okay, we're gonna share
cock tails. It sounded dirty, no matter, Look, dude, we
are going to share. Listen to me again. I'll make it.
I'll make it even more sexual. We are going to
share some cock tails. I am so excited to share

(01:57:23):
some cock tails. I cannot wait to just have some
of your cock tails. All right, Sorry, Joel's getting schemed out.
You know what's gonna you know it's gonna taste great
going down my throat your cock tails, Joel. I think

(01:57:51):
they could just keep doing this for another forty five minutes.
I don't think you're laughing, so don't tease. I don't three.
I know this episode nine and a half hours. We
haven't signed Happy Birthday to Joel yet. Oh. Also, it's
Joel's birthday? Is it today? Different? Next October one? So
a week from yesterday? Okay, and Donald, we have to

(01:58:12):
talk about Joel's present. And also we never got Daniel
in president, so we need to get stop that. You know,
I reminded myself when I was looking online, wells present.
We can totally give them some cock tale tale? How about?
How about? I don't feel comfortable making this joke with Joel.
It's an approvent, but Dan, I will give you so

(01:58:34):
much cock tale. All right, we gotta go. We love you, everybody,
Please do the head count thing. I want to crush everyone.
I want Sam Jackson to say to his publicist, holy shit,
Samaxons say, holy shit, all these motherfucker's. Okay, good head
count slow. I'm sure it's higher than that, but I

(01:58:59):
would love to be able to say, ha ha flow
we did seven five oh one. But I'm not aiming
that high. That's that's that's that might be too high.
But let's all I want for now is fifteen. You
get the prize of the video of cocktails. If you
do fifteen, fifteen hundred of you, check your registration or
register for the first time. Come on, everybody, I want
to do it. I want to try and do my
Sam Jackson one more time. How did these motherfucker's beat me? No,

(01:59:23):
it's better, yes, yes, I like No, I'm not kach.
I just don't dig on swine. This is a tasty burger,
great scene. Um all right, head count Dot org backslash,
Sack and Donald, We love you all about show we

(01:59:44):
made about a bunch of dots. Nurses