Charlotte Lawrence, Out the Womb Singing

Zach and Donald have known Charlotte Lawrence since before she was a baby. Now, she's all grown up. Charlotte recently completed a tour with Madison beer and had a fabulous turn on Bad Monkey, where she sang a duet with THE Paul McCartney! She discusses her thoughts on being a nepo baby, why Johnny C kicked her and bestie Olivia Rodrigo out of his house, and what it's like to finally start feeling like an adult. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know where I live. It's as though the neighbors
get together and they go, hey man, you canna use
your power tools today? Uh no, No, I'm gonna just
hope for some quiet. All right, I'm gonna use all
of mine, all right. She's them at the same time.
Hey man, what day do you does your gardener come
with the leaf floor? Monday? Oh cool, I'll make sure
mine comes Tuesday. Next her namber. You want to do Wednesday? Yeah,

(00:24):
I'll take Thursday. Classic.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
My wife is so dope. She got it so that
the whole block uses our gardeners. We moved into the neighborhood,
and now everybody uses our gardeners except for one neighbor.
There's that one neighbor.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's so they bang it out in one day, is
what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Most most of the stuff here is done in one day.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
My neighborhood is like, which power tool is it going
to be? And how close is it going to be?
We have so much to talk about. I don't even
know how to begin with you.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well, let's start from the beginning, Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
We got to kind of do like a power cycle
through okay, Jake Paul, Mike Tyson Oh, that's tomorrow. That's right,
tomorrow night, Donald. I feel like we should watch it.
It's gonna be a big time fight.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yes, this is probably this is probably the biggest fight
that is shouldn't be that shouldn't be the biggest fight
in boxing history. Let's keep it one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
But I feel like, you know what Jake Paul did
that's so brilliant? Is he? I just realized this today.
I was talking to my brother. It's kind of like
he brought the WWE villain to boxing.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yes, and it was needed because boxing was failing and
UFC was taking over. And Jake Paul is proven. This
is this is fact. You can get paid more on
his card than you can on a UFC card.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
But I don't know anything about this guy other than
my body wants to dislike him, and I think that
it's like it's WWE villain energy.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I don't think this. I don't think this the heel.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
He don't.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I don't think this dude's as big of an asshole
as he is.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It has to be, it has to be a character.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
It is a character. And he and his.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Daniel squinting as though he doesn't believe.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
It because because Daniel can't take the fact that this
dude is getting mad freaking money playing the villain. I
think that's what that is. Daniel hates some of his
hates his policies. They don't I told.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You no, he he I don't only I honestly don't
know much about him, but every time I see him,
I find him annoying and ill. Yeah, go ahead, I'm
assuming rights. That's his name, Jake Paul, and then uh,
and then I and then I watched the w W E.
The documentary about what's his name, the founder of Yes.
I watched the Vince McMahon documentary, which is great, I

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recommend it, and I went, oh, this is what he's doing.
He's playing the heel, horrible jerk, but in boxing. Yeah,
and he can make a zillion dollars off of it.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
He's going to make more money than Mike Tyson's gonna
make it.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now, who's gonna win? Donald, Are they really gonna fight
or they're gonna hug each other for.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
A whole I think they're gonna fight. I want to
say Mike Tyson's gonna win, but I don't think Jake
Jake Paul is one of those smart guys who puts
himselves in who puts himself in a situation where he
can win, where the chances of him winning are very high.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Uh, Daniel is gonna win, Like, you.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Can't let me finish. I cannot lie that boy knows
how to fight.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, he got good right.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Don't get it twisted. Any of y'all out there that
says he can't fight, y'all are out of your mind.
He will fuck you up, is he? Mike Tyson? Tough?
We about to find out.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Daniel, your thoughts Tyson is like sixty Yeah. I think
Jake Paul is gonna win just because of how things
have been going around here. But I would like to
say on the record that I think the Paul brothers
are a blight on the society. Okay, Daniel, you believe
they are heels very much? Don Joelle? Do you any
thoughts on Tyson Paul?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Good looe Tyson?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, all right, there we go, straight up, straight.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Up, man like. That's what it is, man like. I'd
like to see him win.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
All right, Next topic, Donald him on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'm just scared I say some dumb shit, to be
honest with you, one, Mike.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Tyson By the way, I'm not going to repeat some
of the ship he said, but he's been saying some
crazy stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah he said, he said some some really really nutty stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't think I want to talk about what he said. No,
do you? Uh? Donald Dyer headed back to F one
in Vegas. We just learned that'll be fun. Yes for
Team Mobile.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
We're excited. I'm gonna get Gucci again.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, you're gonna have to wear some Gucci. Maybe you'll
see Brad Pitt, our friend from a year ago again.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
If I see Brad Pitt this time, I'm taking that selfie.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, don't you take a selfie with Brad Pitt laid
the foundations. Last year was the foundation.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I'm taking that selfie.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Last year was the foundation. We've sent a year in
Brad Pitt's mind. He's had a year's time to think
about us.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
He's thought about us a lot too.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, I bet he has.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I bet he's thought about us quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I bet he's thought about us a whole lot, more
than any of his projects.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'll go on, I'll go out on a limb and
say this is one of his favorite podcasts. You heard
it here, Brad Pitt loves the Fake Doctor's Real Friends podcast.
He's a big fan of Joel and Daniel, is what
I've heard.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
We love Brad Pitt and then we hope that we
see him in F one. Donald, this time, we're gonna
play craps because I'm skilled. Now.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, See, last time we went, we didn't gamble very much.
We went to the F one festivities all night long, yes,
and we gambled for maybe like twenty minutes here.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah. Now now I'm a craps expert.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Zach has learned how to play that game of crafts,
and I know he can't wait to get to Vegas
and freaking throw the dice.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'm ready. Okay. The other topic I wanted to talk
about was I finally like a DC something. I finished Penguin.
It's incredible nice.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
That last episode is a doozy.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's so good and there's no spoilers here, Joelle, but Donald,
I really it's a funny position I find myself in
because I'm watching a DC thing and begging you to
watch it.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I've began The Penguin Colin Ferrell. I find it a
little slow, but it is slow. I feel like at
the end there's going to be some sort of payoff
hopefully the Batman.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
The acting is very good. I will say that Colin Ferrell.
I just think he's such a fine actor. And he
under like three and a half hours worth of prosthetics
daily daily, that's how long it takes to get it on.
And by the way, I shout out to the prosthetics team,
it is. It is flawless. You just can't see anything.
It's so well done.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, it doesn't even look like him, even in the
freaking pictures.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
In the light, he looks like Tony Soprano.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
He looks scary than Tony Soprano. Tony Soprano had. You know,
he was a big guy, but he had that he
had a nice face. The penguin's face is like, oh
my god, I don't want If I ran it to
him in an alley, I'd be like, fuck, dude, kill
me right now.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
The production design, how they do Gotham. I ended up
searching where they shoot it, and they shot a lot
of it in New York City, and it just looks
really good. It doesn't look cheap. It looks really well.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Made, you know. I I I always thought Chicago was Gotham.
And Metropolis was New York.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
But you know, I think Gotham is New York.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I think Gotham is Chicago.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Bro In Christopher Nolan's film, he used it as the basis.
And there's a lot of art deco stuff, which is
you know, often used, but there's also what art deco
stuff in New York. The way I've heard it described
is that Metropolis is supposed to be New York and
Gotham is New Jersey. That's controversial to what I've heard.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
There's not a lot of New Jersey in uh In Penguin,
but great acting. The woman her.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Name is what Joelle Krista Malode.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I think Krista Melatti. I haven't seen her.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Before, Krista. I haven't seen her in much either, but
she's for some reason, all in my algorithm right now.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I know why she's on your algorithm because you're clicking
on her.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I keep clicking on it. Every time she pops up.
I'm like, who is this fantastic?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
That your mother?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
That's where through a lot of people first maybe ran
into her, but she's sensational.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
She was in the Andy Samberg movie that was popular.
Writ in Palm Springs that one. Oh that was her.
That's her, right, I love Palm Springs, but I don't
think I've ever seen her outside of that movie.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Anyway, She's about to be she's about to be the
big star of Well, yeah, she's gonna have a huge
part in the Batman and she's gonna have it.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Is that character sorry for not knowing this is that
character known in the comics.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yes, yeah, you know. She's a crazy person in the
comics too, wine in the show, Yeah, wind up getting powers? Also,
doesn't she wind up getting powers in the comics.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
She's a serial killer in the comics.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, with earli're using the very NPR voice today. Can
you switch it to fake doctors? Feel friend? Okay, well
we're bringing all this energy and you're like, cheese a
serial killer in me? Come in with the boat jacks
in Lower Manhattan. There's a little traffic jam at the

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helland Tunnel.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
All right, Ethy meetings all morning?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
What was it? What was the what was the news network? Ten?
Ten wins?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Father, listen to that ship every morning.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
My God, you give us, you give us, give you
the world.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's the coach right there, that's that's try stated areas
you give us twenty two minutes. We'll give you a.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Little give you the world, give you the world.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, Donald, that's fucking that's Jersey in Manhattan. Wait, okay,
so she's really good. And also the young Hispanic kid
is fantastic and I've never seen him before. He's wonderful.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
He's also in uh Donald, I don't know if you
saw The Runaways. Frenzy Philis is his name. He's also
in the Runaways. But he's sensational. I got to interview
him for X ray vision and he's so adorable and
very sweet and.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
How old is He's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Gosh, he's gotta be like in his early twenties.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I think early was he playing on the show.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
He plays sort of penguin sidekick, sort of his right
hand man. Yeah man, And he's wonderful. It's a really
good actor.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
You know. Does the dude ever pull out the umbrella
and fly with the ship or shoot guns from the umbrella?
Like does this happen?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
In the most spoilers, but spoilers some costume reveal elements
At some point in the show.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
You get a sense that with the costume reveal elements
that that that that kind of stuff could be coming
season two and and and Colin Ferrell said he's open
to season two's good too. I'm sure it's a big
ass hit.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I mean, look, if they make a Villains to a
Legion of Doom type television show where the or Gotham's
Baddest where the Joker, the Penguin, freaking poison ivy catwoman
Falcone's sister, where they make all these cats in this
in a television show, that's good. I'm fucking watching. I

(11:39):
will absolutely well.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I think if they.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Can figure out a way to make mister Freeze happen
in this universe, I'm fucking watching, bro because that's something
that's really cool. Because this is so this Batman is
so grounded. It's a little two grounded for me. Okay,
but that's just me.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
It is sort of like a mob show. That's what
it feels like. There's not a lot of super natural elements,
and I know you like supernatural elements.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I like fantasy.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I like I like that no one flies, okay.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Right, and this is the world where a superman does
exist though, right.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Right, But they don't. This is all about the sort.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Of okay, Okay.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
No, we don't know because the read Verse hasn't touched
what Gun is doing. So Gun is releasing a Superman.
But I don't think it's gonna be overlapped for these universes.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I think they're going to keep them separate.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
So I don't know if we'll see a Superman flying
around Gotham.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
So the closest thing that we'll ever see to Batman
versus Superman is the Batman Verse Superman movie that, at.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Least for now.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Okay, Wicked coming out of got a seat. I don't
know if you want to come with me on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
How did you get this seat? How did you get set?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well, my friend Amanda Klutes reached out to me and said,
would you like to come see it with Elvis and
I And I thought to myself, Donald's never actually going
to go to the theater. Yes, well you can join us.
We're going Thursday at three a week a week from today.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I've got kids that get out of school at.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Three, take them ships out early.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
They want to see this ship bad. I know my
daughter does. My My son's like I'm going to see
my daughter is like.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I'm gonna see Wicked and a Gladiator too. You hear
Denzel came out and said that they cut his gay kiss.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
From being robbed.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
It's cruel. It is called everybody out. Denzel said that
he goes, I did, I did a full gay kiss
with a man, and they cut it. I guess the
people weren't ready or something like that.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
He said, you know it's taken. It's taken his whole
career for that to happen. Washington has kissed another man.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I will still be seated. I will still be seated
done even though the people aren't ready.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Can you name a movie where Denzel Washington was gay?

Speaker 5 (13:53):
No? I was watching Philadelphia the other day. Though he's
pretty great in that.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
He's amazing in it, but he plays a very, very
homophobic lawyer in that movie too.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
He has a whole change.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
And yet spoilers spoilers, I mean when Tom Hanks has
aids spoilersoilers.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Get that for the lead.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
All right, what else you want to talk about? Real quick?
We got one minute before we like we let Charlotte
Lawrence in.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
We should probably talk about the climate of sports right now,
and how uh the New York Knicks are not what
they said they were. They're not what they said.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't want to talk about I don't want to
talk about that. Should I go? I got invited to
the Clippers game on Sunday and sid court side? Should
I do that? Like the best they're playing the Utah Jazz.
Have you heard of them?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
That's you can just be like, I want food and
somehow the stadium knows that you want food.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Really, they have like controller.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Seats right where you can play on the screen.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
If it was it's a supper stadium.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I'm gonna have to stay interested and really focused because
I'm gonna be on camera.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Might go? This might be the number one Yeah, that
might be the number one reason to go? Is the
stadium though, Like this is something that looks nuts and
and nobody's experienced anything like this before. It has cameras everywhere.
You're identified as soon as you walk in. You don't
have to go to it. I think it's downtown.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, it's near the Yeah, it's near the Forum. All right,
we don't know a lot time. Go ahead, So I'm
gonna go. You convinced me. I'm gonna text back the
person who texted me and said yes, I'm in because
my whole podcast Posse wants me to go, mister Balmer,
I will be there. Do you want to go? Should
we watch Jake Paull and Tyson together tomorrow night Donald's.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I'm down to watch that.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I mean, I know I'll have to come to you
because I would love for you, because.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
You can hang out in this in this room with me.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I think it might be fun to watch with you.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, it's gonna be a fight.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, but to see to see what happens.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
With it, you know, it would be amazing if Mike
Tyson of Old shows up, that would be amazing. But
this dude is sixty years old old.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's old. That's slow. Your brand his brain is can't
be can't be that good after all that punching.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
And Jake Paul is early thirties.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I hope they do like like like they break it
up and all of a sudden, mister T comes out.
That would be fun. I would love that.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Mister Ta clumb of Lang.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
We should get mister T on the podcast. I love
to ask him about Yeah, please, the.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
A Team Freaking Rocky three.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, mister the cartoon.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Triannold Jackson jumps dress the Cereal Miss the Tea Cereal.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I just want him to say, I pity the fool.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
You know, you talked about mister T on one of
your first talk shows. Actually you talked about how you
and I met mister T and how I was mad
because you were calling him Tea and I was like, YO,
respect his ass and call him mister.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
We met some crazy people. Actually, one year ago we
hung out with Flavor Flav and one yeah, Flavor Flame.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
But that's what we did when we saw him.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Flavor fla he was, he was, he was.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
He was the geeked level to meet us that we
wanted Brad Pitt to be. Yes, he did not bring
the Flavor Flave energy that brought to Joe Well at
the beginning of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Ergy.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Very nice to you guys. I'm a big fan of
your work. That's not I had this scan that I
think you should get donald And I don't mean to
give them a shout out because we're not advertising them,
although Joelle, you should get them as our advertiser. It's
called a full body it's called pernuvo, and it's a
full body scan just to see if anything's cooking in

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your body. And I know that you're a hypochondriac, and
I actually.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
I'm on my way. The reason why I have a
heart out is because I'm going to get my heart checked.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, well, I know this is really good for hypochondriacs
because they're going to scan every nook and cranny from
your scalp down through your bowel to your big toe
and uh. And you sit in there for an hour
and they want they ask you what you want to
watch on Netflix and see.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
The thing that scares me is to find something cooking
and having to change my life. But it's not feel
like it.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Wouldn't you rather know something's cooking.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Now instead of later. Absolutely, you get.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
This full report and they told me like, look, it
could be up to two weeks. So I'm like, okay, whatever,
I'm not gonna think about it. Two days later, I
got a text from my doctor's office. The doctor would
like to speak to you about your scan. Yeah you
told us that I told you that.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Oh, I'm sorry I'm repeating a story. But anyway, I
freaked out for about twenty five minutes until he told
me like, no, I just wanted to go over with you.
You're fine. But then you get this big packet and
it's just really cool. You go through it and it's
like it notices anything like I fell on my shoulder
years ago, it noticed like degeneration in my shoulder socket.
Like it's that specific. Wow. But you know that you

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don't have any little any any little.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Nor you know that you do, or then you know
that you do.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
But you know early, I just thought you and Casey
should get that shit.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I'm going to get my heart checked today, bro.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Well, ask your doctor about getting a full body scan,
because I'm your doctor. By the way, did you see
the fucking NBC medical comedy show that's that's like a
it's like a Scrubs. It's another it's like a new Scrubs.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I guess I guess NBC doesn't want the Scrubs reboot.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Well they didn't get the Scrubs reboot. ABC's gonna get
the Scrubsy both when it happens.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
So they're trying to combat the fact.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
That did you guys see the trailer for that? It's
pretty funny that it's I don't mean to say the
show is funny, it's pretty funny. It's sort of like
someone was like, what if The Office and Scrubs were
one show and there's like a turk, what's his name
plays you, David Allen Greer plays Turk. There's definitely a JD.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
But he's a nurse.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Did you see the nurse? He has my hair.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
He even has the hair due no addition.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
They were like, let's just they must have said, like,
let's just be honest. It's j It's it's a Zach
Braff when he was young. JD type. But the twist
is he's a nurse, but he's got BedHead and he's
in over his head. Don't worry, he's going to be
his head. What's it called? Saint Denis Denis Medical? Yeah, anybody.

(20:52):
I don't think it's out yet, but I just saw
the trailer out.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
It came on yesterday or something like that, didn't it?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Is it out? Joell?

Speaker 3 (20:59):
I think it came one yesterday.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, audience, you got to watch that, because I mean,
you don't to watch the show, but you have to
watch it and see David Allan Greer being donald.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Don't be sending them to watch Saint Denise.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I know I don't watch it now, Dane, are you
saying don't send our audience to watch it?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
This is a scrub podcast.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm not I'm not worried.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
About that's like sending them to watch Gray's Anatomy or
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I don't care. I'm not worried about it. I wish
everyone luck and I'm I hope it's a smash hit.
I just thought it was funny that. Uh, it's definitely funny.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Like it definitely has a color tone of scrub.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, but they're doing like that office interview shtick where
like they talk to the camera. It's like, I mean,
it's the it's like as though they're doing a documentary
about this hospital. So they sort of combined the office
with Scrubs.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Clearly went to someone who was like, make a Scrubs
meets the Office show.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
By the way, I was talking to Crazy Sorry Chalk
today and he does this. I told you how. She
does this thing where she whispers right, anytime she's loud, Yeah,
she's loud and silly and sarah.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Until it gets serious.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
And then anytime that turns serious, she whispers. And she's
on the phone with me, right, And it's not like
anyone's in her house. He's dropping, or even if they were,
they'd give a fuck. But she's like laugh laugh, flat
funny story, funny story. Okay, I have a business question
for you. So do you think I'm like, why are
you whispering? Why are you whispering on the phone? Who

(22:32):
who you were is going to hear?

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
She does it all the time. You're in a room
with her and she's like being silly, like doing characters,
and she's like, did you guys hear about Cindy Yah?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Casey just said this shit? Casey just said this ship
to me. Like the other day she was like, Sarah,
I love her. I love her to death. Where she
gets serious, she gets real quiet.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
And you can't hear it. You can't hear so, yeah
it was the other day.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, that's why. And I think that's why all of
the GUD stories, all all of the crazy shit that
happened to her, were always like, you're never gonna believe
what happened to me.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
It was me.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I was on GUD and.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
I see you're doing. We were hanging out in mon talking,
like in a room full of people. Everyone's laughing, everyone's talking,
everyone's drinking, everyone's being social, and then all of a
sudden you see Sarah turning the person next to him.
She's like, do you know about my father? Yes, Dan,
Charlott's here all right, invite Charlotte Lawrence five.

Speaker 7 (23:32):
Six seven stories that show we made about a bunch
of talks and nurses. And he said, he's the stories nets.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
No, so YadA around here? Yeada round here, nor.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Charlie Lauren there she is?

Speaker 9 (24:04):
Wait you wait?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I miss you, Charlotte. This is Joel and Daniel. Have
you ever met them? You probably heard it?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yes, yes, I do well and Dan you Charlotte love you.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Finally we have you on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Oh my god? Should I cry?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yes? Yes, go to tears.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Now?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Wait, do you have your phones in Charlotte?

Speaker 5 (24:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Is that going to be a problem?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Do you have headphones that we can grab? Charlotte, I've
been in your house and there's a lot of musical gear.
There's a lot of headphones.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm looking everywhere. In the meantime, what you guys, if
you want to come over for a sauna.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I'm getting my heart checked today. After I get my
heart checked, I'm down to jump in the sun. I
hear it's not necessarily good if you've got a bad heart.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
That's not true. Sauna is amazing.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I think the cold plunge I'm in no no, man,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Wait, Casey told me you were thinking about getting a
cold plunge without a sauna. You don't want to do that.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
She was.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
She was thinking of that.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Well, you're not gonna want to get in the cold
water without getting heated up.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
And I hate cold water.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I agree, you're you're gonna you don't want a cold
plunge without the sauna.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, because you get hot a dongle?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Do they work?

Speaker 9 (25:19):
They don't have a dongle?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
One second?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
What's a what's a dongle? Like?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Attached?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Charlotte. My opening, my opening to introduce you, was to
talk about how impressed I am with how you have
all your ship together. But I think I'm going to
change it.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I do have my ship together. I didn't know that
we needed head songs and like we really don't have
headphones too. Oh my lord, you wait, talk about how
I have my ship together?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
All right?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
So Charlotte own this young lady since she was born.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
But I just found a rolling stones butt plug.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
That that is a lot for keeping that.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
And that is.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Why would there be a rolling stone first time? Why
would there be a rolling stones butt plug in our house?
Whose would it be? Donald? I would check in a
different let's check a different drawer, maybe Donald. I was
realizing before Charlotte came on and ruined the show that

(26:27):
we we've met. I met Charlotte the same day I
met you.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, we met. We know, well, we didn't meet her though, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I think she was being carried around at some point.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
She was sleeping.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
She didn't sleep the whole time. I feel like there
was because we woke her up with the laughter, right,
But I'm telling. And then I met Charlotte the same
day I met you.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I'll agree with that.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Our friendship has been has lasted the exact amount of
time that I've known Charlotte, Lawrence, that that we have known.
Lawrence thinking today about Charlotte and how things could have
really gone awry with you, and you know, you grew
up in this very successful family in Hollywood, and you

(27:11):
could have really become a disaster. And it's amazing how
many amazing things are happening in your life right now.
And I'm very proud of you as you're.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
That's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Donald and I have known you since you were born.
We met the very day that we met we you
were you were a baby, and it's just so crazy
to look at you and and know that we've known
you your entire life.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
And and all of the things that are all of
the good things that are happening in your life. Also,
that's what's really amazing. Thanks Zach, thank you. But no,
but he said it. He said it in the thing,
you could have went the wrong way right, And for.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
A moment I thought she was going to go the
wrong way. She was never well, no, she was. She
was partying like all kids party and I and and
but she she we was sort of sneaking out of
the house at sixteen and going to the club.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I got it out of my system so that now
in my twenties, I can focus on work and being
a grown up and responsible.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah. Well, I'll never forget when Evan Ross, who is
your cousin or brother uncle in a weird way, Yeah,
he says to me, Yo, I was out the other
night at a club and Charlotte was there, and I
was like what He's like, yeah, I got yeah. I
was like no, she was like.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
My parents, yea sixteen parents.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
He was like, uh, I used to be like, dude,
you gotta tell her to go home. Bro, He's like,
see them freaking, I can't tell her to go home.
Let's take a break.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
We'll be right back after these fine words. For those
of you who are confused at all, Charlotte Lawrence is
the child of Bill Lawrence and Krista Miller, and her
career is just on fuego right now. That's why she's

(29:01):
joining us. She's not joining us because she's the child
of those two. She's joining us because her career is
on fire. She is the star with Vince Vaughan of
Bad Monkey on Apple TV, and Charlotte I didn't know
what to expect. I gotta be honest. I was like,
I knew that Bill wouldn't have cast you if you
were horrible, because he wouldn't sabotage his own show. But

(29:24):
you were really fantastic on the show. You genuinely were.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Thank you, so were you. You were fantastic. I remember,
you'll laugh at this. There's a whole thing of how
I even got the role to begin with, And obviously
it came down to I'm very blessed, I'm very lucky,
and my father is like running the show, running the ship.
So I understand that, but I definitely am. It was
very fun because I snuck in a self tape without

(29:51):
his knowledge, and I was just like, please just like
put it in like the top twenty and like just
give to the casting director, but tell him it's like important.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
To watch, like make them watch it.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Don't want to get lost, but like just slip it in.
And I got a call from my dad like two
weeks later in the writer's room just going what the.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Fuck, Like what why didn't you tell me about this?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Like oh, I'm so embarrassed, blah bah, and I was
like ha ha ha ha, like are you gonna give
me the partner? Anyways, he did, and it was a
really crazy process to get it. He was like, Okay, well,
first of all, do you really actually want to do this?
And I was like, yes, I really really really want
to do this. He's like no, no, no, like hilarious,
like we're we're not playing games here. Do you actually

(30:31):
really want to do this? Because if you say yes,
this has to be your only priority for the next
two years, it has to be the only thing that matters,
and you have to work harder than everybody else on set.
And I was like, okay, yes, I promise I will
immediately get into classes, I'll work with a coach, I'll
be more prepared than anybody. I will make it my
only priority. He was like, okay, number two, we have
to prove you to Apple because you're my daughter. They're
going to think I'm just hiring you because you're my daughter.

(30:52):
You have to do a hundred tapes for Apple to
like prove to them that you can actually do it.
And I was like, okay, I'm in. We did a
million freaking tapes of emotion and every scene and blah
blah blah, and they were like okay, we okay her.
And then thirdly he was like, and here's the thing.
This is my TV show and I'm not about to
ruin my TV show. If we finish filming and I

(31:13):
look at your scenes and you're bad, I'm cutting you
out and you're not gonna be in the show. And
I was like okay, and he was like I'm serious,
like I'm not going to ruin my show for you.
Like work really hard, try really hard, but no, right now,
have your expectations managed because if you're not good, you're up.
And I was like okay, thank you, and it put
this level of like of drive and challenge in me

(31:35):
that I was like, oh my god, I need to
kill this and it's all I want, more than anything
in the world. And on top of that, it was
so much fun and exciting and I got to work
with the best people, Zach being one of them. But yeah,
it was a really fun, crazy experience, and I really
think it instilled like such a I mean, I already
have had this like work ethics since I've been a kid.
I love to work. I love I love everything about it,

(31:56):
especially like in this industry. I just love performing in
all all the things. But it was so it was
really crazy. It was scary and really funly because I
was like, if I don't succeed at this, I'm it's
not probably cut out of it. Like there wasn't any
sort of middle grounds, and he.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Does cut people. That's not a lie. Well on that show.
On that show, I don't know if this is out
in the open, but I'll break it here. People were
replaced and we cast and so he he meant it.
He wasn't fucking around because that.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Was a big show around you ruining my show. He
also has loved Carl Hyason since he's been a kid
and has been like like a desperate girl with Carl
Hyason being like, please please please please let me making two,
so please let me very rich, please, Like for twenty
years or I don't know, I don't know how has
been obsessed with him begging. So he was like, this

(32:50):
is my one chance to make this show good, Like
you are not going to come around and ruin it.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
My two cents on the baby thing. And I saw
you on le Ley Bieber's podcast once and I thought
you spoke really eloquently on it. And I think that's
hard because there's a burden on you to be like
why do you deserve this? But I really feel like
when two super talented people make a child, there are

(33:16):
very increased odds that the child is going to have talent,
and there's so many of these young people. I was
thinking of this before you came on. I was thinking
about how amazing Maya Hawk is and how amazing Maud
Apatow is, and you know, obviously all of the examples
throughout history. Yes, but I'm just saying I'm going we
could go on naming example after example. Those were just

(33:38):
the two that came to my mind to this morning,
but I was like, there's so, they're the odds of
like two beautiful, talented people making a talented child. Do
do increase that the child is going to have that ability?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Donald?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
I agree? I think I don't. I don't. I don't
think there's anything wrong with nepotism. I think that's fine.
I think, you know, so if I build a company,
if I build a brand and I want to pass
it on to my youth, to my kids, or if
I want to pass it on to somebody who I raise,
I don't think I should be faulted for that. And
if the person is eager and willing to take over,

(34:15):
but they else have to be good. Yeah, no doubt absolutely.
But at the end of the day, who is anybody?
It's everywhere, so to complain about it is ridiculous. It's
everywhere in politics, it's in freaking sports, it's in acting,
it is in business.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I just I really believe that people have the right
to be angry when somebody doesn't acknowledge that they have
these opportunities and one ups that ninety nine percent of
the world, don't I understand that, Like when people get
angry at nepotism, kids that don't acknowledge their nepotism and

(34:52):
are just like, no, I just got this job, because
I just got this job, and like, what are you
talking about? It did it all myself and it's only
me who got here like that. I understand that because
it aggravates me as well. I think the whole thing
about nepotism is you guys are right. Like I was
born into this industry. I was born with genetic passions
for it per se, and I was also born into

(35:14):
a world of like actors and musicians and just creativity
around me. And I came out of the wombs singing
and I wanted to perform, and it was just my
love from when I was really young. But as I
grew older, I very quickly understood that I had so
many opportunities and one ups that ninety nine percent of
the world didn't have. Like I was able to go

(35:36):
into these rooms with these musicians or these actors or
directors or writers, whoever may be, and no one else
would have been able to be in those rooms at
the age that I was in, and I feel so
blessed that I had these advantages. But my opinion has
always been, if I'm so passionate about it, and I
love it so much, and I'm willing to really work
my ass off, you know, at my passions at these things.

(35:59):
It would be done loves me to not take advantage
of the advantages given.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
And most importantly, you have the talent. And I want
to segreate in music because one of your songs, Charlotte
for those of you who don't know, is also an
incredibly talented singer. Thanks, and one of your songs I
like the most. I just want to give the audience
a little sample of now because this is one of
my favorite pops.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
Zach.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Also, you guys, wait before he even plays it. Side note,
secret note. His favorite type of music is like pop.

Speaker 9 (36:28):
Girl pop.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Every time I get into his car, it's like Lizzie
McAlpine or yeah, it's embarrassing, shick carpenter chapel roone is blasting.
I'm like, you get it.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
There's times when people get in my car and I'm
embarrassed to be like to be like, we don't don't look,
don't look at my recent.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Page or the one Julian Casablanca's daft punk song that
we're obsessed with. So same.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
Beloved.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
So that's a little bit of How It Ends by
Charlotte Lawrence. Check out her music. It's so good. Now, Charlotte,
you opened up for Madison beer Donald. Do you know
that is? I knew her just as a very she's
a very beautiful model.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
But she's got to beiful people you've ever seen in
your entire life?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Didn't We run into her at the People's Choice Awards
that day and we were talking about Charlotte being on
tour with her? Was that who we ran into?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I don't remember. I just know that I didn't. I
knew that she was. We were a full person model.
And then Charlotte told me that she also has.

Speaker 9 (37:53):
This enormous massive music music career.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Je Joelle knows her.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
She's another one.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
It's my jam.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I listened to it on Home to another One. It's
so good all the.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Time, all the time on my repeat. It's such an earworm.
It's amazing.

Speaker 9 (38:09):
No, she's Zachi.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I'll send you some songs of hers that you would love.
Me knowing your style is like sad girl pop, I'll
send you a good playlist of hers. But she just
got She had a song this year called make You Mine,
which is a huge dance song and just got nominated
for like Pop Dance record, Dance the Best Dance Record
or something. She's so wonderful. She's also so lovely, and
it's so rare to get to go on tour with

(38:33):
like one of your best friends. She's not just like, oh,
she's my bestie, Like she's one of my best friends,
like my closest friends.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Like, what was your experience like going on a massive
tour like that?

Speaker 9 (38:43):
It was so much fun.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
It was so it was so surreal because the whole
crew that we were with, like my band and her
band and everybody, all the audio people and lighting people
and just everyone that like made this tour work. They
were so fun and cool and insane. We were just
like it was just like a two month long party. Honestly,
we had the best time ever. We were just like

(39:05):
little kids again at Sleepwoy camp, just dancing and singing
and laughing and drinking and just had the best time.
And then to get to go on stage before one
of my best friends whose music I love, in front
of all these like young girls with just like eyes
wide open, eager to love and listen. It was so
special and it was so cool. Also, by the end
of the tour that like her, fans would catch on

(39:28):
to little moments of mine, like I played a song
called Somewhere that's unreleased, but at the end of it,
I would always scream into the microphone and crazy play
guitar and have a big ending. And at the end
of the tour everyone was like screaming along like they had.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I saw you, I got to see I went with
her parents to see her at Radio City Music Hall,
which was just insane.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
That was insane.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I just felt so proud of you to watch you
playing this Radio Sing Music Hall, which was just crazy.
That's the real We didn't stay for Madison, and no
offense to Madison, but we wanted to go on and
celebrate with you. We wanted to do you, wanted to
go celebrate with you. But I'm sure Madison was amazing.
Joe would be incredible.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
She was magnificent. There's one funny little story about Radio
City Musical I, as you know, Zachi, have a very
beautiful relationship with my grandparents. And I'm talking in this
story specifically about my dad's parents, and they're getting older
and my dad's dad is struggling a little bit, and
it's just been hard on my dad and on the family,

(40:31):
and it's just so important when we get to see
him and love him and spend time with him. And
they flew out to New York to see me at
Radio City Musical, and I had this song called body
Bag in the middle of my set, which is like
one of my most devastating songs, I would say, at
least to me specifically. It's so personal and it's hard
for me to play still without getting emotional tearing up,

(40:54):
and I have to like bite my tongue, close my
eyes and just be like performing stop, don't be a bitch,
like just fucking seeing this song. And it became a
thing on this tour that every time I would play it,
because it's just me on the piano alone, everyone would
do flashlights and Radiot Musical is huge and it goes
all the way up and I'm playing body Bag and

(41:14):
I look out into the crowd and it looks like
a sky full of stars and it's immediately like a
dagger to the heart, and it's so special and I
feel so happy, and I'm singing and I look in
the crowd. My eyes are scanning the crowd, and all
I see is a million stars, and then my grandparents
can't figure out how to do the flashlight. It's on
their face, so it's the sky full of stars and

(41:36):
they're just my grandfather's face in the middle of the crowd.
Like I couldn't. It'll make me cheer up now thinking
about it. I couldn't finish it. It was so precious.
It was like, I don't even it was like a
movie that it's like the one spotlight on like my grandpa.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
So we gotta tell, we gotta tell Donald and the audience.
And the funniest story ever, which was the time that
Olivia Rodrigo and you were thrown out of Johnny.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
How did this happen? John McGinley is a first of all.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
It's one of the funniest. It's one of the funniest.
It's one of the funniest things I can remember. I
was in I was in the bathtub last night thinking
about like anecdotes for the podcast today, and I just
started belly laughing thinking about the time Johnny c evicted Olivia.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I will precursor it and Zachie you can take the lead.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
But I was let me say, let me just say
it before you begin that this was before Olivia's album
came out. I knew that she was a singer.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I know her first album came out, not Guts, not guts,
not guts, but like the first.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Okay, that one, that one, that one was already the
biggest okay. But but I didn't I knew her. Okay.
Let me just say from my point of view, I
knew that of her Driver's License song, but I didn't
I love Guts. You were just joking about how I
love you know, girly sad pop. I love that whole album.
So she hadn't she hadn't registered. She hadn't registered. To me,

(43:15):
I just knew you didn't portray her yet.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
Yeah, Corol, I'm just saying when she came over to that,
when she came over, she hits on that first.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
All I'm saying is when she came over to the house,
I knew she was a famous singer, but I didn't
quite really fully understand how big.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
All right, and her impact, especially on young women already
at this time, was like.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
My daughter, My daughter has a dance that she does
to trader. You're still a trader.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
All that ship's magnificent. Olivia's also like deserves every ounce.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Of her, and so she seemed the time we spent
with her she was couldn't have been.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
But anyways, I we were living in Malibu for the summer,
my family and my family meeting also Zach. We did
not allow him to leave for the entire three months
that we were staying there.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I asked Olivia to come hang out, and I hadn't
seen her in a while. I think she was like
on tour or something. Just go back to La And
Olivia came out to Malibu for a night and we
were having such a sweet night and just like being
cozy and talking and sitting by the fire. And I
remember earlier my parents and Zach were like, we're going
to Johnny C's house, which was next door to our house,

(44:30):
like a walkable distance for dinner. But you're not allowed
because there's no kids allowed. Even though I'm twenty four,
I'm like, okay, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Johnny clarified that. Johnny clarified, this is his birthday dinner
and he's gonna have barbecue. And he kept saying over
and over again, no kids, no kids. And when he
says kids, he includes Charlotte as a twenty four year old,
she gets lumped in with the younger kids.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
No kids, but he was so serious on it, and
he was like, it's his birthday dinner only adults, like
twelve people. He's like, no kids, and my parents us
are never like, never put down rules with me anymore
because I'm twenty fourth. They ten times throughout the day
was like, don't come to Johnny Ce's like he'll be.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Really mad everybody, dude, But everybody's scared of Johnny. See,
I don't care if he wants that. I don't care
what Bill and Chris to say. Everybody's afraid of Johnny Seed.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
The Scrubs fans to everybody listening with slight differences. Johnny
c is his character in Scrubs, like he's a he's
a hard motherfucker, and he's the best. She's the most.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
He's very lovable. But yeah, I am as scared of
him as JD was of doctor Cox when he lays
down the law it's my birthday to my barbecue, no
kill kids.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Also, I all finished the story. But on a side note,
have you told the story of the sauna rules yet?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I don't remember if I have, Joelle says I have. Yeah,
So wait, so wait, let me just tell you can listen,
go back and forth. So then then I'll let you
tell your part after I tell this part. So then
we all go over. Charlotte and Olivia, Rodrigo and Bill's
younger kids all stay at the house. The adults meaning me,
Christa and Bill go over to Johnny's.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
The people in there over thirty years old.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Right, and we're all there. Now his kids are there.
Obviously it's his birthday party. He just didn't wantnybody else's kids.

Speaker 9 (46:19):
He's got at the table though, because that's true.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
He's got two young teenage girls and they were they
were inside. And who else was at the table? Do
you remember, Charlotte was there? Somebody else?

Speaker 9 (46:33):
John McEnroe, Oh, John macro was there.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, No, no, not at this not at this gathering.
So we're all sitting there and we're eating barbecue, and
all of a sudden I see something. I'm like, oh no,
and Charlotte, I see Charlotte and Olivia Rodrigo heads jumping
up over to look over the driveway fence, the driveway fence,

(47:00):
and what did you say, Charlotte, I forgot hungry.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
There's no Postmates in Melbour.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Like, and I'm like, and I'm like, in my heart,
Donald like, no joke. I'm like, oh no, Johnny's not
gonna like this at all. He said, no kids.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Johnny out loud was like fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
He was like. And so then Johnny didn't know what
to do because I think Charlotte knew the gate code
and and so she just punched it in and the
gates starts going, and I'm like, oh no, no, oh no.
So then Johnny doesn't know what to say. He has
no idea who He just assumes this is just Charlotte's
random friend. So not only did Charlotte come over, not
only did Charlotte come over, but she brought another kid,

(47:43):
so he broke She broke the rules twice. So then
Johnny's like, get pissed.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Didn't I tell you no kids told you?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
So then Johnny Johnny goes, look, here's paper plates. But
you can't sit at the grown up stable. You gotta
sit over there.

Speaker 9 (47:59):
No, he didn't even say that. She does make a
plate and take it home.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
We were like, made a plate and we wanted to
eat a little bit, and I was like please. Johnny
was like, fine, like go sit in the corner.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Wait wait, wait, no, wait, just as he just as he,
just as Charlotte and Olivia Rigo fill up their paper
plates to go sit in the corner, Johnny's daughter comes
out and her face drops, like, holy shit, what is
Rego doing in our house?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Like high school musical?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Like if like like if like if jay Z walked
into your house, Donald, Yeah, it'd be a moment of what.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Sweet Billy she like almost started crying, I think, like
it was so like what she was shut Billy, like,
can I please talk to you and tell you how
much you've affected me? Johnny was like, okay, girls, it's
you gotta get up.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
At this time, Johnny's like no. At this point, Johnny's
like I don't understand what's going on.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
And we're like john Johnny's like leave. He still kicked
us out. You didn't understand it.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
He was like, I don't know who you are, but
you still left to go.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
He was like, I don't get what's happening, but you
guys have.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
For some reason, my daughter is lost.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah. He was like, all right, Billy, you gotta go
give her your compliments, give her her compliments, but then
take your paper plates and go.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
I also remember when we were inside I went, this
is just a random little tibbit. I went to grab
There was like two different things of ribs. One had less,
one had a lot, And I went to grab the
one that had less because they looked a little different,
and he goes, not that.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
One that one.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I was like, what, like, you wouldn't let me get
like the nice rib left vers He was so bummed
about it.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
She couldn't have the good ribs.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I couldn't have the good ribs.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
So then then we left and I remember I think
we all came back and we played code names, right Charlotte.
We played some games.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Didn't Billy say something to Johnny C being like, did
you just kid go out of our house?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Like yeah, by the way, I just was on on
Instagram reels or one of those things, and I saw
like her latest content. It was like a clip from
her concert. It was huge, I don't know how big
the fucking a massive touring now anyway, it was like this.
It was like this giant crane move you know whatever,
that flew back to show I don't know, forty thousand people,

(50:23):
and I sent it to Johnny. I was like, this
is the girl.

Speaker 9 (50:28):
I just saw her show at the forum.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
It was so wonderful. I think she did like five
nights there or something like that, and it was a
ten out of ten and people just these girls like
die for her. It was really awesome.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah, well, she's really good. I got to say. I
got to say, she's Incredible's incredible.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
And to get that feeling back from the audience when
you start singing and you know it's a vulnerable situation,
and then out of nowhere when they are starting to
when they start to reciprocate the love and the energy,
it's got to be surreal, dude.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, it definitely is. And I've only experienced it on
small scales compared to her obviously, Like I even in
a room though of two hundred people, having them sang
your songs back to you and just love what you
created out of something that was deeply painful for me.
At least, I tend to write more about stuff that hurts,

(51:22):
and watching these people relate to it and sing it
back to me is such an indescribable feeling. And it's
just like pure drugs, Like it's so and gratitude. It
makes me cry and it's really hard for me. I
feel I cry the most when I feel like happy,
I guess, or lucky or grateful or like empathetic or
whatever it must be, versus like very sad about something.

(51:45):
And I really have to like I've cried at so
many shows. I really have to bite my tongue to
not cry at these shows. And when I see like
Olivia's show and I see these girls just like idolizing
her and her music and singing these songs by turn
being so by the words that she wrote, the first
part of me feels just so happy for her and

(52:05):
so proud of her, and almost like a big sister
proud of her because I just have loved her for
so long. And then secondly feels like, oh my god,
I want this so badly. I want to be where
she is at the Forum and.

Speaker 9 (52:14):
At Masses Regarded.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
I think we have a chance.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Let's take a break.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
We'll be right back after these fine words. Donald, do
you have to go? Do you have time for one
more story?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I listen If I'm late for this ship, I'm.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Not going to get wet it.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Can we for one second talk about how much fun
we had in Vegas?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah, we had a great time, dude, I really want
to talk about this stuff. I really do. I fucking
gotta go to do you hate me?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Do you want? Do you want me to kill?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
I'm going to get my heart checked three times.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
It makes it real much it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Now, do you have five five minutes or five minutes?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Let's go?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Okay, Charlie, can we tell the one about Elton John?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
And So I don't drink and I don't. I mean
I'll have like a drink on an occasion or birthday
or whatever, but I really don't drink. And I don't
do any sort of drugs except and I quit weed,
except for mushrooms. I will dabble in an occasional mushroom
instead of drinking a little microdose.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
We have five minutes, we go to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
It's me, my dad, my boyfriend, my mom, Zach and
Matt Tarsus and Ka Tarsus, Matt who is one of
my dad's writing partners, and everything.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Yeah right around scrubs and rubs and collaborating with Bill
on the new Steve Carell schok ahead and I'm bad.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Monkey the whole shabam. And I took a ship ton
of mushrooms to go see you two at the sphere
tie off of my rockers.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Okay, as one does. Cut to Charlotte wearing sunglasses in
the casino.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
At three in the morning, and Andrew gets the phone
FaceTime call from Elton John, who is an avid facetimer
And when I say that, I mean eight times a
day facetimer face. He's literally the best man of all time,
and he loves the.

Speaker 9 (54:11):
FaceTime and he's obsessed with and and he's obsessed.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
With Andrew and me if I'm a ad because like
I love him to like we're also besties. Anyways, he
says to Andrew, was like, oh, I want, like, let
me say. I had to Charlotte and I'm sitting there
high off of my brains, sunglasses on, at this pizza
place that everyone's eating pizza ad and I'm just like,
I can't eat pizza, candyizza, Katy pizza, like I'm seeing
demons and like rainbows. And Andrew gives me the phone

(54:36):
and it's Elton John, and everybody at the table, my
parents and Matt Charts and everyone were like, oh, like
Elton John is on face. I'm like this is crazy,
and I just go him my love love you, so
gotta go hang up on him. And Andrew goes, Charlotte,
do you just hang up on Elton John?

Speaker 9 (54:52):
Like what?

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Everyone was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 9 (54:55):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Like that was insane. I go, I'm too high for
Elton right now? Can't he.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
The way?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
First of all, the way I heard the story was
that you barked at Andrew the funniest sentence known to man. Babe,
I am way too high to FaceTime with Hilton John
right now.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
It was the deal.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
I go, Babe, I am way too high to deal
with Elton John right now.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Look, look, we had the best time in Vegas. I
want to go back to Vegas again. We said we
were going to make it a quarterly.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
We're going for f one Charlotte. If you want to
come with us, I'm in ring Andrew and Yeah, we'll
bring Randy. All Right, we got to go because Donald
Ne's that his hard check Charlotte Lawrence, check out Bad Monkey,
check out her music on Spotify or Apple. Charlotte Lawrence,
you're gonna love everything about her. She's gonna be a
big star. And you're going to say I heard about

(55:51):
her first on Fake Doctor's Real Friends. Well, she's such
a character, and she's so funny and we didn't really
have time to get into her life, but I have
to say about her. I know the audience you might
be like, oh my god, this young woman's life is

(56:13):
so crazy, but she's such a kind person. I mean,
for a kid who grew up in Hollywood, obviously with
wealthy parents, totally in the crazy scene. I'm just so
impressed with her. She really kind of got partying out
of her system early, and like you said, she barely drinks.
She quit smoking weed, she was smoking cigarette, she quit

(56:33):
smoking cigarettes. She really has such a good head on
her shoulders, and she lives this insane life because her
boyfriend is one of the top producer music producers in
the world. Her father is one of the top show
runners in the world, and so she has these insane
stories and she just tosses them out. They're never like
Braggadote show. She's always like she like sends me a

(56:54):
still She's like, she's sent me a picture on my iPhone. Look,
I'm playing Backgamma with Mick Jagger. And it's not like bragging.
Its song like she's bragging. She's like, holy shit, can
you believe this is my life? And she's just a really,
really sweet person, and I genuinely believe a lot of talent,
so I'm not just saying that as her uh, as
her pseudo uncle.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
UH.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Check out her music. The song you heard earlier is
one of my favorites. Just check out her music. If
you like uh, if you like sad girl pop like me,
that's everybody. Thanks for tuning in, and we'll see you
next time.

Speaker 7 (57:26):
Five Six stories that show we made about a bunch
of dogs and nurses.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
He said, He's a story naturals.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
No, so yeada ra here, yeada ra here Up