Fake Doctors Classic - 507: My Way Home

It's the 100th episode of Scrubs! On this week's episode, the Sacred Heart crew live a real-life journey down the yellow brick road. In the real world, Donald spends his last day in the closet and Zach's in New York City. Will the show ever be the same?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is my last time in the closet this week.
So I'm moving into my what Yeah, I'm moving into
an office actually too. Yeah, Oh it's not fancy. It's
just me and my wife had organized the room to
be our office, and so I'll no longer be in
a closet.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh, but it's I feel like everything's changing up because
now I'm in New York City and you're going to
come out of your closet. I hope we can make
the same magic.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm hoping we make the same magic too. I got
to tell you, guys something. I got two things to
tell you. Guys.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You don't have anything to say to me now that
I'm across the country. There's nothing you want to warm
up with. You just want to move on to some
story about how your kid hit a goal.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
First of all, I wasn't going to talk about my kid.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
You don't hit the second of all.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Second of all, you don't hit no, well, no you don't. Yeah,
you kick it, you make it, Yeah, you don't. Just
those things I gotta tell you, man. Uh. Sometime last week,
my uh best friend got nominated for an Emmy. I

(01:05):
was like, what the cregerada?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I know, I can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I can't believe it, dude, you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I could believe it. Amazing, Donald, it was about me.
It was about me. It all circled back to it
was about me. No, I'm really, really, really thrilled. I
have to say I will. You know, usually with those
awards things, you they wake up at the crack of
dawn because they come out so early. And when I
didn't get a call, I was like, oh darn. I
really was excited about it. And then I and then

(01:38):
I woke up and I was reading the phone like,
oh no, they don't get announced at eight thirty in
the morning, and so I was like, I'm still in it.
And no, I was thrilled. I was thrilled. I was
running around and I got to go to dinner with
Bill and uh and Brett and Hannah from the show
who were in town for the premiere. Joelle, you went
to the premiere and did you have fun?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I had a glass let me tell you apple throws
off party.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I know, I love that.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
And the first time I drank in like maybe four months,
two hard Siders, and I was like, I'm lit and
I'm aslot.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Too much.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
But it was fun. And on top of all of that,
the show is freaking amazing.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, I'm so glad. I'm so glad, and I'm just
happy to be included. It's just really cool and I'm
just very thrilled about it.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm excited. You know, win, lose or draw. You wanted
to get nominated really badly and it happened, dude, and
you didn't have to go out and be like on
the campaign trail. Now you know I didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I guess I didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Now you got I guess.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, I don't know what am I doing. I'm in
New York City. I mean, I'm gonna come out for
the awards and uh and go. Maybe you'll be my date.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I would totally be your date.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
You're gonna have to carry the back of my dress
in my train.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't mind doing nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, queen, I'm gonna wear it train.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Okay, yah queen. Okay. So that was my first news.
My first news is my best friend got nominated for
an Emmy. It's one of the biggest. It's one of
the biggest moments of his life, obviously, because this is
something that he's going It's.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Pretty huge, I gotta say, because like, you know, I
really want to be a filmmaker. I mean, I am
a filmmaker. I love being a filmmaker more than anything
in the world, and uh to be you know, I
was thinking about this, not to get serious for a
split second, but get serious. You know, when I was
a little kid, I was depressed a lot, and my
parents are going through bad divorce and I and I

(03:38):
was a melancholic child, and I was thinking about how
the half hour comedy cheered me up. It was, it
brought me so much joy. And you know, we joke
about all those sitcoms we loved and all the joy
we got from all of the ones that we constantly
reference on here, and I just feel just so thrilled

(03:58):
to be you know, we're talking about Scrubs, which obviously
did that for a lot of people. Donald and I
hear all the time how the show cheered them up
when they were in a dark time, and and I
don't know, and last so obviously did that for a
lot of people during the pandemic. So I was just
sitting there the night, trying to fall asleep, thinking about
how grateful I am to be a part of this community,

(04:19):
and so how grateful I am that this this this
thing that really cheered me up when I was sad
as a child. We get to be a part of
today and hopefully make other people smile.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's well said, first of all, and I'm very, very
very excited for you and happy for you as well.
The whole household was like, holy shit. It's like it
was like when you find out somebody did something really
freaking cool. It's a lot of people are like yeah.
We were all like, holy shit, Yo, you fucking did dude.

(04:52):
You said you wanted to get nominated and you got not.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, I wanted to be in the mix. Everyone was
talking about the show, and I was like, I don't
know if I'm gonna get nominated, you know, because often
it's the pilot of a new show that will get nominated.
But interestingly enough, this show broke the record for the
most nominations of freshman comedy has ever received. Amazing, which
is insane for mister Bill Lawrence.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Bill Lawrence, good for you.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I mean, yeah, Bill broke the record. Our buddy who
created this podcast, and and and then.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
And did not create this podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I know, I'm just kidding, but and then and then,
so I of course was like, Oh, my goodness, I'd
like to be on the mix. You know, I knew
a lot of people liked my episode a lot, which
was the second one, Biscuits, But you know, you think, like, oh,
is it gonna be the pilot director, But it actually
ended up being three of us nominated for the show,
and mine was the earliest one, the one Biscuits, which

(05:48):
I'm really I'm really proud of. So I'm I truly
am happy to be in the mix. I'm honored to
be a part of it. I love this community, I
love being a filmmaker, and I just I can't wait
to go and have you carry my train.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I can't wait to carry your train. I've always said
this to you, man, I think you're a phenomenal actor,
but as much as you're a great actor, you're an
even better director. Dude.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Man, thank you well that dovetails into the one hundredth
episode of Scrubs.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
That it doesn't dovetail yet, because I got another set
of news. I got your kidnapped, I got sick, and
I thought it was COVID nineteen. There's delta variant, dude.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I thought you got that delta dude.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I thought I got that delta for rizzle for rizzle,
And it turns out I inhaled way too much smoke
while smoking weed. That's what I'm talking about. That is
what I'm talking about. And so now I have I
don't know if it's pneumonia, but I have congestion in
my chest and nose.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Okay, well, thank god it's not the delta. And you
were talking about going on a weed break again? Did that?
Did that happen?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
That impromptued a reed break like no other within like
this happened three days ago? And uh, and let me
tell you something right now. Yeah, is weed is out
the dough again, out the dough as as they say,
as they say where I'm from, it's out the dough.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah again. I think that's good. I'm glad you don't
have the delta.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I flew.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I went to Atlanta to do a part on this
movie with Cole Sprouse. I got to tell you, Donald,
it reminded me of of you and me on Scrubs
because the script was very funny. But then he was
just asking the director asked me and and Cole to riff.
And by the way, Cole has we share Phil lewis

(07:41):
in common because he was mister Mosebley on the Shore.
We were too old for it. But on True what
was it?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Just Sweet Life Zack and Cody, Zack and Cody. It
was a bunch of different versions of it. I think right.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
He was on it a long time and but he
was telling me how much he loves Phil, and I
was like, oh, my goodness. And he's said to me,
he said, I don't know. You probably don't remember this,
but on the season finale, the season eight finale of
the show, when when Phil came back and everyone was
lining the halls, he said, me and my brother were
such fans, and Phil brought us to the set. Do

(08:15):
you remember that.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I don't remember that, but I remember meeting those two
when they were a lot younger. Yeah, well, when they
were kids, And I do remember Phil bringing them to
seven because then I would run into them after and
they'd be like hey, hey, and I would always take
a picture with them and send it to my kids,
like yo, lacu, I'm hanging out with Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, anyway, it was really sweet. He's a really, really,
really funny and talented person. And anyway, so we're riffing, right,
and I haven't laughed this hard since scrubs. Dude, we
were just we were coming. It was like one thirty
in the morning, you know, the crew is like everyone's exhausted,
and we're just riffing these jokes like in this episode
with the manatee and stuff, and a zillion times with

(08:54):
you where I just cannot get through what we've come
up with and we're both staring at each other like hmmm,
d you know, and You're like, come on, like give
your slapping your face, like you got this, And then
we'd be like and I had to say this sentence
and I just couldn't. I finally turn the director, I'm like,
I don't know if I can say it. I don't
know if I can say that laughing. It was just
so fun funny.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Anyway, I love it. That's great. Man's having a good one.
You're having a good fucking week right now. Bro.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yes. By the way, Berlandy texted me and he's like,
you got an Emmy nomination and you're in my film.
This is a good week for you. It was. It
was a very good week. And I'm so happy to
be talking to you. Guys. I missed you, and I'm
I'm I'm really glad to be talking about episode one hundred.
I can't believe you know, I wrote down one hundred.
I was like, that means we've made a hundred podcasts.

(09:40):
I can't believe that.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, we've made more than a hundred podcasts.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Because we've done special ones.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, we've done specials. So we're up there like one
hundred and four hundred and five hundred and six something
like that.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well, this is a really really I haven't seen it
since we made it.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
This shit has so many jokes in it, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
And I just learned I missed a lot of stuff.
And I looked on you directed.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
This, and you missed a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Dude, Well no, I'm saying I missed. I didn't know
where a lot of stuff went. And then I went
on Scrubs Wiki and said, there's a there's an extended
ten minute long version on the DVDs. So if you
have the DVDs, you better go watch them because I
directed it, and I remembered all this cool stuff and
really funny stuff. Rob at the Zoo, we shoot them at.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
The Where is said monkey?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah? Where is said monkeys in the show? No, it wasn't, No,
it was hey, before we even get started, before we
even get started. We are here to announce the second
live version of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Where's it called.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's called Live Show two, Live Harder.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like that, Yes, like that, I guess what.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
We're gonna be joined by the legendary Johnny c McGinley. Bam,
and we're also going to be joined by another surprise
star that's going to blow you out of the water.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
But bam, bam, bam. Let me ask you a question,
zach gy sir. This glorious date, This extravagant extravaganza.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Ninth Donald's September. You're just taking too long. September ninth, everybody,
September ninth. It's a Thursday. It'll be six pm on
the West coast, nine pm on the East coast. Everybody
else figure out your own mass.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
But uh, it's will be an extravagant extravaganza.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's called Live Show two, Live Harder, with special guest
Johnny c McGinley and also another surprise guest, Joelle.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I believe will be glorious Galleria.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna call my glory my lunch
is the episode we'll be watching, and you will see
us on zoom and we will discuss it. You'll see
Joelle's beautiful face. You'll see don't get the fact that
Daniel still doesn't have a dresser.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
That is true. That is unfortunately true.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Dan, Where do you put your clothes.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
On the floor? No, I have, I have. It's don't
get me started. This is a plug for our live show. Donald,
Now you're gonna go back in the closet for the
live show.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
No, I think I have to for sound purpose.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yes, I think for sound purposes. You are all right, everybody,
live show, please tune in. It was a whole lot
of fun last time, and this time we're gonna have
you more fun. And Joelle's gonna tell you where you
go to buy tickets.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
All right, thanks Zach.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
If you listen to an earlier version of this, then
you heard a ridiculously long, you know, web address to
get to the site where you buy your tickets. But
luckily the cool people are on Location Live gave me
a much better web address. So here's one you won't
need a pencil for. You're just gonna go to on
locationlive dot com slash Fake Doctors, Real Friends again. It's

(12:41):
on Location Live dot com slash, fake doctors, real friends.
You can get your tickets there. Now, we'll see you
at the live show. Thanks guys, Bye, when's that date again?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
September ninth. Do you remember how Herman Kane used to
go nine nine nine. Yeah, Well it's nine nine two
one if you and if you're in New York, it's
gonna be.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
At nine yeah nine nine nine nine nine nine nine
nine nine nine nine ahead nine nine nine nine nine nine.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Now you Nick, go in nine nine nine. Let's get
into ours. Let's get into our show.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, count save stories.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
I'm not sure we made about a bunch of talks
and nurses in Canada.

Speaker 10 (13:39):
He said, here's the stories all so YadA around you here,
yeada around here set.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I remembered a lot of things that weren't in this episode,
and I don't know the trivia if this and it
aired was a bit longer than what's on where I
watch it iTunes or wherever you watch it Hulu. But
there was a bunch of stuff missing, and there were
longer scenes like you when you first go meet mister Bolger,
who's my acting professor, David Downs, who changed my life

(14:17):
in a lot of ways At Northwestern, and I cast
him as mister Boulder. That scene was a lot longer.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
And which was the last scene.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
No, by the way, that scenems great.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
That scene is amazing. The first scene you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, that scene. We had to get to that scene
in at the end. You're so good in that scene.
But I'm talking about the first scene in the doctor's
lounge was longer. There was a lot. There's a lot
that was cut out. Anyway, if you happen to be
someone who owns the DVDs, I read on Scrubswiki that
there's on that and I guess it must be the
season five DVD. There's an extended cut, which you should
watch because there's a lot of stuff that's cut out.

(14:51):
And this was really special. I was so honored I
got to direct it in classic bill form. He gave
me ones that were impossible to make in five days.
I don't know how we shot this all in five days,
or if we even did, but it has so many
classic funny Scrubs moments in it.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
We got a lot done. Like there's so many jokes
in it, Like just first of all, opening up the
show with Toto. Yeah, now this is like right, then
and there Dorothy and Toto together, you know what I mean.
Cox's number one thing to call you is Dorothy, and
here's Toto, right and.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, and now so this is a set obviously, and
it's in the rain. I was just super analyzing this
whole episode because there's so much and even after I'd
like spotted a lot of things, there's a zillion things
if you look again, if you're really curious, we're not
gonna probably get to them all. But there's so many
references on Scrubs Wiki you can look up.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
There's so many jokes. Dude, there's so many jokes in
this episode.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
There's no way to know to the I need to
get past the fact that I missed some of them.
Like Rob at the zoo, going where is said monkey?
They're looking for what are they looking? No?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
No, no, they don't go to the zoo. The kid
is in the freaking hallway, and the kid went to
the zoo like I took a kid to the zoo
or some shit like that. And Rob comes in and
is like, kid, where is said monkey? And the kid
the kid's talking about a monkey and another monkey doing
something or something like that. And then Rob's like kid,

(16:11):
he grabs the kid kid, I got one, I got
one question?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Where is said monkey?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Where is said monkey? So opens the show with Toto.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Opens the show with Toto. Okay on the on the
classic old iPod, and there's rain hitting the window. And
now this is a woner. The camera's just spinning three
sixty and then it's speeding up within the sections until
it gets to me in the tub. Now I see
this meme all the time. This is like one of
the most common memes people have ever sent me, with

(16:40):
me lying in there and going it was awesome, and
then I go, Mango, buddy, buddy.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
So yeah, Mango JD. Right, JD loves living at Elliotts houses.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, I wrote it very plush. She has all these
slippers and soft things and bathtubs.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Everything that he's ever wanted but has never been brave
enough to say.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Right before, he doesn't have any money. I mean we've
established it. Elliott parents are rich. They help her out
with our house. So she's got a nicer house than
we than definitely Turk and JD Haad.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I think Turk would enjoy this as much as absolutely, yes,
as much as JD. So then we get to the way,
hold on, hold on, what the fuck is in the
mango body butter that? What did you eat?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
That's a good question. Do you remember? I think it
was like probably flavored cream cheese, That's my guess. I
remember it was edible and had to look like body butter,
so I I for some reason, I think it was
like not mango, but you know some you know with

(17:41):
cream cheese comes in all the different flavor. By the way,
if you hear an incessant ice cream truck in my
apartment in New York, I have had so many elaborate
fantasies like doing maguyvers ship to this fucking ice cream truckau.
If you live in New York and it's you just
have to get used to the fact that you will

(18:03):
always hear.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Whatever the fuck that song that's not the that's the
that's the that's Pop goes the Weasel. The ice cream
truck song is this guy.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Goes the Weasel.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
But the ice cream truck song is do do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do
do do Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
I think that's in the rotation, but it's just NonStop.
You just if you're if you live here, you're required
to accept that you will hear that fucking song all
day long.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah do do?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I can hear it right now.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Now.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I have laid in my bed and like thought, like, okay,
here's what I do. I don't want to I don't
want to hurt the man's business, but I am going
to take wire cutters and when he's not looking, I'm
gonna clip the little pa speaker thing.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
The crazy thing is you live in an area where
there aren't a lot of kids running around the only
reason why he would need that song on is so
that the kids know the ice cream truck is coming.
Eddie Murphy did a whole skit, a whole freakoncession.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
He is parked at the corners, open up the door
like I got ice cream, y'all.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Anybody pass them in any other place. The ice cream
truck drives around. You hear it, and your brain goes,
do we want ice cream or not? And then the
truck leaves right right in my neighborhood. He's parked there
all fucking yay. I'm sorry, bro, And I thought about
going to have a chat with him, like how much
ice cream I have to buy right now for you

(19:34):
to turn You just.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Go for you just to go.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I want to reason with him, being like, Bro, the
song shouldn't be on all day the song maybe once
an hour at the.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
YO, dude, what's it's? What's its fuel bill? Like, dude, he's.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Got generator, it's off the generator, Dude, Dude. At the
top of the hour, play the song. Remind everyone you're here,
but all day long, I'm I'm I'm gonna, I'm gonna
cut the wires. It's such a culture shock coming from
Los Angeles to New York with all the sounds.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Well, yeah, I mean in New York we all live
on top of each other. Yeah, La, we're a little
bit spread.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
All right. So we've spoken about this stunt a zillion
times already, but it was the most elaborate stunt we
ever did and expensive. It might not look that complicated
to you because it's just digging two holes, but like
as far as OSHA's standards go, you can't just throw
a stunt man in a hole. You dug an asphalt.
You have to like support it because it was deep.

(20:36):
So the first hole is deep and had to be
what do you call it, cemented? Not cemented, but short up,
short up is that a correct term.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Shure up to support something or keep something from falling
by placing something under or against it.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
They shored up the.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Roofs okay, So they shored it up, and it was
and they had to get permission from the city. I
remember Randall telling us it was a whole big deal.
So the way the stunt goes is that the stunt
man it's a woner again, which is just to make
it one step harder. The holes are obviously not connected,
but the stuntman drives the scooter into the first one,

(21:12):
and then the camera pans and I'm hiding underwater holding
my breast in the second hole, and then the grips
were banging as hard as they could on the asphalt.
That was my cue, because I could hear it very
vaguely underwater, and that's when I popped up. And we
only had, really, I think we had two scooters because
the scooter is obviously instantly ruined, so we only could

(21:33):
do it like twice. And it's hilarious, it really was.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
We got it, and we fucking got it. Dude, I
can't now what did you say? Where was that? Yeah?
When you come up, you say where was I? But
you say to the janitor, hey, do you know anything
about any odd underground canals?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Because this is a whole rift thing. This is exactly
what I'm talking about I just did with Cole where
this was one of those situations with Neil where we
were just riffing the stupidest hit and cracking each other up.
We could barely get through this. But yeah, I said,
was is there some sort of underground canal system? Because
I think I saw a manatee? And he goes straight face,

(22:11):
He goes, was his name Julian? And I go we
didn't exchange pleasantries. He goes, that's Julian. So yes, and
there is a manatee that lives underneath the hospital and
a canal. And he's rude. He's not a friendly man.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
He's not a friend.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Oh, I forgot to say, And here comes a biggin
when I drived into.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
The where was I? So now we go into the ICU.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Wait, wait, the sneaker painting which gives me red ruby slipper,
and of course the lines which is eventually going to
give us the yellow brick.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yellow brick road.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Now there was a whole other little elaborate thing that
got cut here with the janitor. But again that's on
the DVD and then you're right, we go into payback
is a bitch.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Payback, Payback is a bitch. Now, how did this is?
My question is what did you do to Cox? You call?
You would call him in back in the day on
his days off, to make it so that you so
you wouldn't have to make a decision, You wouldn't have
to make a tough decision. So yeah, when you're an
intern and.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
You're scared and you don't want to make a crucial call.
He's saying, you called me in so many times for
stuff that he shouldn't have called me in on. And
I'm so happy that it's now on you that this
is happening to you, that I've I've literally hired LaVerne's
church choir.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Bullshit. I called bullshit right here. How do you get
a fucking church choir inside a hospital behind a curtain
only to reveal it when JD walks into the.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Eye you can see it.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
How did they know? How did they know that you
were coming into the ICU? How did he know when
you were coming in to close the curtain and be
like like keep it down.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I don't know, but you can see them. It's funny.
When you turn around you can see all their legs
beneath the curtain.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
You're looking for it. I didn't look for.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
It, but yeah, that was funny. And then they cut
it out there used to there was a version again,
it might be on the DVD. But where I get
all into it, I mean, I get a little bit
of the spirit and I'm dancing along to pay back
is a bitch?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Really?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, I think in this version, just Keith sort of
starts dancing a bit, got it, Fucking Keith, Fucking Keith.
So JD wants to get home, all right, so obviously we're.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Right, it's his day off. He shouldn't be in the hospital,
he should be at home. But he keeps getting called
into action, right, very similar to Dorothy falling into uh,
you know, being twisted up into what's the oz?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, and she just wants to get home, and he
just wants to get home, and he's trying to escape
the hospital, but everyone keeps pulling him back in. I
thought I laughed out loud when we gasped collectively when Judy,
this is Webster.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, it's just a sitcom.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Did you like Webster? We've spoken.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I watched a few episodes.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I don't think Webster was one of my go too.
That was more of a different stroke stroke guy.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I watched quite a few
episodes of Webster, but I just I don't think it
wasn't as into.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
It st I thought it was so cool that Webster
had a secret staircase behind the grandfather clock.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
See I don't even remember that.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh yeah, Webster had his own little secret backstaircase behind
I don't know why he had this or who. I
don't think anyone else used it but Webster. But he
had like a little backway upstairs.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
What up to his room? Where did it lead?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I don't know. Did he ever look up Webster and
his secret grandfather clock staircase?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Now, because it's a sitcom, did he ever use it
to escape?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't know. I just I didn't watch a lot
of the show. Like, I'm way more versed on different
strokes and the zillion others that we've discussed. But anyway,
that was very funny when the Bassinett's all Domino like Domino's.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah that made me laugh. Also, I wrote down babies
falling like Domino. Yeah, that was very funny.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
At four twenty one when Jack. First of all, Jack
is adorable, but he's so multiple distracted and you can
see that Jordan Christa is holding him and he's looking
up clearly at the boom mic.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Right if you have a boom.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Mic over a little kid's head, it's so distracting because
they want to look at it like and that happens
multiple times in this show that he's either steering into
the lens or looking up at the boom mic that's
floating right over his head. And at that very end
last epic crane shot, which which was so elaborate and
I'll tell you how he did it. But even then
when Carl when Judy's playing with him, you can see

(26:39):
he's looking out the window at the That kid ruined
every shot he was in in this episode so cute.
It's gotta be like, I don't know, but he was
so sweet in the end scene with Judy when when
when first of all, Johnny See is so good in
this episode, and it was so sweet in that end
scene where he's giving Carla pep talk and he says

(27:00):
it'll be different because they're yours and they both have
these matching giant blue eyes. I thought that was so sweet.
And uh oh, Joelle is saying that the staircase went
from the living room to the downstairs duplex.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
They had it.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
That's what it says on the interwebs. I have never
seen this show.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, anyway, it was probably their back staircase, but it was.
It was hidden behind a grandfather clock. I don't think
it led to like a secret webster layer or anything.
What about both women'll talk about something that didn't age well,
both women being sexually attracted to Rudy Giuliani.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, that's why I was gonna write. That's what I wrote.
I was like, what the fuck I wrote? Uh, this
was back when people liked Rudy Giulian before.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
He lost his fucking mind. And that's not a political
thing to say. Okay, no, it's not.

Speaker 10 (27:45):
It is.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
A fact that the man has lost his g darn mind.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
He's not misunderstood that. Dude's just crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
You can be a Republican, it's okay, but you have
to admit that Juliani has lost his fucking mind. He's
a nut job with his fucking hair dye dripping down
his face.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
He's a nut job.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
He gave his press conference at the Four Seasons Landscaping
because he thought it was a Four Seasons hotel, and
then still didn't change his mind, like, guys, we can't,
we can't do this press conference in a parking lot
for a landscaping company.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm just gonna do it, you know, We're just gonna
do We're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We're all here.
Let's do it. There was a crew member on the
on the Cole Sprouse movie who had a four Season's
Landscaping T shirt. I want one, I want one, I
want anyway. You know, this was around a time when
Juliani was still such a hero, you know, after he
was such a badass during nine eleven eleven and he

(28:42):
you know, he was people thought he could be president
and he was. He was he was a hero, and
so it was. It didn't it wasn't out of place
for these two women to be like, oh my god, Juliani.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, now it's a little out of place, especially after
especially after blow at two and everything.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I think I think there's you keep you can keep
saying there's been a low point, but they just keep coming.
So anyway, the press conference at the Landscaping Company was
one of them.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
All right, Rabbit, do is Elliott's intern? Did you see that?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
As Scott Rabbit my stand in? Who you guys see?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Who you guys heard on the on the special episode
with the with the stand ins. And also later we
see Renee as another one of Sara and Rabbit. They
both have lines, so that.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Was good and they delivered them well.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
They both did a great job. And then Elliott calls
her interns rock tours. Yeah, and then and we learned
that Elliott is hiding right.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Because they all think she's good at what is it?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
It's end of chronology And they said she went and
did a she went and did a fellowship, but she
only lasted five days. And she's come back all cocky
about all her experience, and they're like and and and
even Cox can't figure out how she's getting all these answers.
We learned that she's hiding them all over the place,
which was very funny.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
While Ted's band is singing Maniac which was phenomenal. Also, Uh,
you didn't go to as Fay school, but you seem
to be doing a great job at that. And then
you running over and giving a high five. Yes, and
I know them right, And she goes and he goes,
you got a high five? That really? And you go,
I didn't know. I didn't know what it was for.
I gotta stop doing that. Yes, okay. First of all,

(30:27):
there's no am I right, and I go, here's some okay.
First of all, there's no reference in the show at
all of you go getting out of control with high
fives at all at any point in the.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Show where there were cut. There was other ones in
this episode that were cut.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
So when I watched it, I was like, wait a second,
I don't. I don't, huh. I thought that would have
been a great time for Todd to show up out
of nowhere. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
There was, but I think there was a really there
were like this was another runner of in the episode,
and it's probably in the ten minute long version, but
it's not in this one.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
But I did laugh. But but then when I saw
inflatable five, I was like, yeah, you can't bring him
in with that high five. You got to bring him
in inflatable.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Everyone's got all those persons, now you you you commissioned
a Kelso bobblehead that doesn't feel like a cheap present.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
No, it doesn't at all, doesn't. Not only not only
that don't That was the bobbleheads that we got as
wrap gifts. I think.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, So what happened was, I obviously the prop department
found a company that would make you know, special bespoke bobbleheads,
and then once Bill saw how great they were, he
he hired them to make for all of us. We
all got you know, they weren't like professionally made. I
mean they were made by an artist who made these things.

(31:42):
And we each got all six or seven cast members.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, everybody got one.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Do you still have yours?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, somewhere.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Some of them are broken. I still have them somewhere.
But that's where Yeah, that's where Bill got the ideas,
and it was a really nice present from him.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
It was such a great presence.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I love this. Did you eat? Did you eat? My
mango body? Butter? No? A shmut.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Should rolling a shmeed it on a bagel.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Everyone brings in presents because they're all trying to schmooze
Kelso to get this heart transplant, which also sets up
this device that you're looking for a heart. Elliott is
looking for brains and Carla is looking for courage.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Correct, because Carla doesn't want to have kids. After babysitting
baby Jack.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Right, she baby sits Jack for not very long and realizes,
fuck this, I don't think I have it in me.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
This kid's a painting the ass. I don't want this.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Right and Cox later points out to her that when
it's your child, it's different because she's like, I want
to smash this kid's thrice.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Now you want to smush your kid's face till you
just don't do it. You just don't do it like
my kids might. Okay, so here's a great example. My
kid had a great, uh weekend all weekend, right. He
played on Saturday, scored two goals in his soccer game.
He's a huge fan of basketball now, right, so his

(33:07):
favorite team is you know, whichever team is in the playoffs,
So right now, Phoenix is his favorite team because he
likes Devin Booker. He's only he's only seven, now, you
gotta remember that. So he loves Devin Booker. He really
likes uh uh, Chris Paul, he likes DeAndre Ayton. They're
the Phoenix Suns and they're going up against Milwaukee, which have. Okay,

(33:28):
now they have and this is the end of the tournament,
the end of the season. Giannatacompo, Drew Holliday, Chris Middleton
are the stars on They have plenty more stars, but
those are the three buses.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
You love this sport so much.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Dude, It's the craziest It's the craziest thing ever. This
dude wants to watch documentaries. He's a listen. He's watching
Kobe Bryant's Detail to try and figure out how to
play better basketball. I got video after video of him
from when he first started playing basketball to how he's
playing now. His shot looks really good, he's ripping people,
he's shay, he's got moves, whereas before he couldn't do
any of that. Anyway, this kid tells me last night,

(34:05):
I mean two nights ago, that it's my fault that
the Phoenix Sun's lost because he couldn't take the pain.
And we're like, it's okay, baby, don't worry about it.
This is how basketball goes. Crying, yeah, crying, crying, Yeah, dude,
I've cried at basketball game several times.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
No, but why I understand. I can understand he's crying
his team loss he's upset. Why is he blaming it
on you?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
So because we're trying to calm him down, and we're like, baby,
it's okay, it's quite all right, don't worry about it.
This happens. It's just a game. And he looks at
me and he goes, it's your fault. They lost, and
that goes my fault. How's it my faults? Because you
didn't root hard enough for the phoenix suns?

Speaker 6 (34:46):
Oh my word, Oh my god, I'm not ready.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
To be a parent, dude.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Of logic, their lack of logic. Yeah, frustrated.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
You want to smash your own kid's face too. You
just don't do it. You just don't do it.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
That's funny, that's funny. Oh man, it.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Just don't do it. When he said that, I was like,
wait a second, I didn't root.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
You must have laughed in his face, though.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Dude, I'd laughed so hard and my wife laughed so hard,
and then he ran he ran away. Bus No, you're
laughing at me, dude.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
This kid man, Well, it's the ultimate uh nature nurture. Man,
You really created your own mini me. Just wait till
he's like, Dad, will you teach me how to animate?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh? No, that's not gonna happen. Please don't do that.
I love to animate and everything like that. I want
him out the house right now. Animation takes a lot
of time inside. I want to play sports.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, you got him doing You got him playing sports.
You did it.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
We did that.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Now. Look, I come into the ICU and I have
bloody hands. When first of all, I'm not in scrubs.
I'm in just a normal ICU bed and I'm on
just a normal icy bed and I've got completely bloody hands.
It looks like I'm digging in someone's open chest.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Cuty, you are digging in someone's.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
No, I don't think that that's medically accurate. I know
scrubs is surprise itself on being medically accurate. That felt
a bit much in the middle of the ICU.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I laughed. I laughed very hard. That's a very funny.
I'm a little busy now here, and it plays up
your hands with the.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Ploor on it. Now, she's a maniac. And not only that,
Sam Lloyd pours the water on himself. Like the movie,
what's the movie?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Flash dance is what it is for.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Those of you who are too young. Flash Dance was
a movie about a dancer who worked in the steel mill.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah in Detroit or something like that. You know who
to start that show? That movie was Jennifer Bial aka
bet on L Word.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Oh right, right right, sorry?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Which is a show that I'm on? I forgot streaming
now on Showtime If I'm correct, in August, it'll be
streaming on Showtime.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
So oh and this is where we see you have sex?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Huh, well, I have sex on I have sex on
scrubs too, But.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
I know, but don't you have don't you take coins?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Listen, man, listen, listen, listen. We are not allowed to
get into it, all right, let's just let's just say.
Let's just say there's some intimacy.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Okay, but what episode? Because I'm not going to watch it,
With all due respect to the L word, I'm not
going to watch all of it. I want to see
your coins.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I'm in damn near every episode. Listen. I will, I will,
I will, I will, I will. Uh, I will tell
you when.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Are you unwilling to let our fans all across the
world know when they might see you simulate sex on
the L word?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
No, I want everybody to see it. Okay, I want
to see.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
It both your Amanda, uh know exactly which episode is
the best six sex scene?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh wait, now hold on now, now hold on now.
I'm about to say I don't have that Bridgerton body,
so I don't want everybody thinking they're gonna see uh
I know.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
But Casey and Amanda, Remember, they get all hot and
bothered when they talk about episode six, which I never
made it to see, but I watched.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I watched, I watched it.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
It's not it's oh, it's like girl girl soft corn.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yes, it's yeah, it's like skin Max.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Is it like skin Max?

Speaker 11 (38:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Because I could get off of skin Bax.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Well, Amanda and Casey they love that guy.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, I'm really I'm really anxious to see what they
do this, not me personally watching the show, but what
they do to bring back that type of hype this
season on that on that Bridget show.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I can't believe that guy left. What was his reason
for leaving?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
No, he didn't leave. He's apparently he's only supposed to
be in the first season. Now they're going to go
on to a different family, and they wanted him to
come back and play like in like a few episodes
and not pay him. And he was like, I'm.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Good, Oh okay, we are going to take a break
and when we come back, we're gonna talk about Christa's
giant inflated, silicon filled lips that are hilarious.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
How did they do that?

Speaker 2 (38:55):
The magic of cinema? Right back.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
And no wrap?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Little o me La? Mom? Was that too loud for you? Daniel? Damn?
So you got new headphones? There are those the latest
and greatest headphones on the market.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
Mine were just starting to peel away and the leather
on them was starting to just like get into my
clothes and hair.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
So I needed a needed an upgrade.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
You got some brand, brand new headphones. Tho, don't even
look like headphones. They look like that's a radio in
that motherfucker already. Wow, they look like do you remember
et at the end of the movie when they're all
on the bikes and that kid puts the headphones on
his head, remember the radio house?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Like those?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
It looks like those, dude.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
What land are those? What brand are they?

Speaker 6 (39:52):
The Logitech G seven thirty three? Oh, but they're good
for gaming, they're quite good. The main selling point for
me was the lack of leather and the long wireless
range so that I can, you know, walk around the
house with them on and not have to take them
off and spy on my friends when they think they're
talking behind my back.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Now, does I have a microphone built in for when
you're doing your live twitch stream? It does. I don't
use it, though.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
I still use this setup because it just sounds so
much better I see.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Okay, by the way.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Thanks to it.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Thanks to all of y'all for for shouting out the
twitch on the podcast. A lot of people came, oh, really,
did you did you.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Make it rain? Did you make it? Make it rain? Well?

Speaker 6 (40:26):
They made it rain, and I did do a little twerking.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Did you Danel?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Danel? I think I'm pretty sure?

Speaker 6 (40:35):
I texted the group saying, by the way I'm streaming today, Okay,
will you do it again?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
But you gotta stay by the way i'mking today Now
I'm streaming to day Daniel.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Daniel, I've been I've been traveling and changing my whole
life to and I really I really need to know
when Donald and I can come make it rain, So
please do text us on the group chat again. I
will this five five p m.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
This Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Now, if I come on there and you're in some
wizard game.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Wait, when is it?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
When is it five pm? This Wednesday?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
It's eight pm? And uh. And by the way, if
you are a person who likes watching people play video games,
you got to follow Daniel on Twitter and Instagram because
they'll tell you when he's when he's going live. I will.
There are people out there, believe that or not, Donald,
that like to watch other people play video games.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
My kid is one of them, believe it or not.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, well, let your kid watch Daniel and to have
your kid make it rain on Daniel. But what game
does he play? What? Daniel, what a game are you playing? Well?

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Right now, I just started a new segment and I'm
playing the new Super Mario game.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, everybody likes it.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah, yeah, Now, Daniel, wouldn't you want to pick a game?
And this might be the answer that that is as
popular as possible, So the it's like it's like a stripper.
She wants to pick the sexiest outfit so that the
most men surround her on the pole and throw money
at her. Do you do you strategically pick a game
that a lot of people like?

Speaker 6 (42:07):
That is a great question. Zach and sometimes yes, sometimes know,
when you play the most popular game in the Twitch interface,
you're then up against everybody else who's playing that game.
Oh like pew pew like pewty pewed, pewty pew, pewty
pew exactly. So like if he's playing, he's at the
top of the list, and then he has twenty thousand viewers,
and then the next person has like eight thousand, then

(42:30):
seven thousand and five four, And so I don't even
show up at the top of the list if I
don't have thousands of views. See a smaller game, right,
got it, I show up higher on the list.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I really think you should play Tetris because I bet
there's no one doing it well when you'd be number one.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
That's very kind of you to say I'll get into
some Tetris and we'll see how I do.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
What game would you like to see him play?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh? Well, see, the games I like are very, very
very popular game so there's going to be a lot
of people twitching them. So like, hey, gts, I'm down.
I love I love GA, I love Breath of the Wild,
I love Kay Like dude, Breath of the Wild is
still like I know We talked about this when we

(43:12):
first started making this, uh podcast, Daniel, You're absolutely right,
that might be the most perfect game ever made. Dude. Like,
if you're into dungeon drill Dragons or you're into like
just great, it's just great storytelling, great visuals, simple graphics,
simple enough graphics that that that uh, but not too

(43:34):
crewe that you're like, this is bullshit. You're like, you'll
you know, it's it's enough that you're like, wow, look
at this. I'll tell you right now, best graphics I've
seen in a game that I the type that I
like Red Dead Redemption. Dude, when that first.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Came out, you're gonna say that that game.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Is when when that game first came out, I was
you stream that one, Danel. There's a lot of people
that play it, Like he said, it's a popular game.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
That game's next on the backlog. I had a vote
between on my on my Discord channel. I had a
vote and Super Mario Odyssey beat Red Dead Redemption two
by one vote.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
So I was about to play it, but then the
people chose I would.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Have been on that game, which you watching it. I'm
pretty deep into Red Dead Redemption up until pandemic happened
when I was in New York doing Emergence and Jersey
doing Emergence. I mean, dude, I'm gonna tell you something
right now. I was playing the ship out of that game.
All my time off. I would go to work. I
can come home and just play that game.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Can I extreme anything?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Anything?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
And it does it have to be Can it have
to be PG or can it be R rated? It
can be r rated.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
You just can't.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
You know, there's no like nudity or sex or anything
like that. You can do whatever you want. Okay, you can't.
You can't manhandle yourself.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
No, no, no, no, not on twitch.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
I mean, but there are websites for that Treon.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
That's Patreon's only. We're only fans only fans my free
can write down my Okay, okay, I got a side hustle.
I'm just thinking about a side hustle.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh that's a good side hustle.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Let's get back to the show. Donald. It's called The Scrubs.
It's one hundredth episode.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Patrick Bolton is a nurse.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Patrick Bolton our friend who's the set dresser. He is
a nurse. In the scene when when everyone's hiding from
from from Carla.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Right before she realizes she doesn't like kids. And then
one of my favorite scenes we've ever shot together comes up.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Oh the lesbian cloud.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Lesbian cloud.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Now I remember this being like made up on the day, right,
This wasn't in the script, was it.

Speaker 11 (45:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
I think we're at the point where Bill's now writing
the script as we go along too, though I don't know.
I don't know that, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I'm not saying I'm not saying that we came up
with it, but I'm saying I feel like I remember this.
There were different iterations of this joke, and I think
that the writers, by the we were playing with it
on set and it took a while, so we ended
up with what it what it became. But the milkshake
pool on the lesbian.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
And if they write and if and and what was
that other thing? And if they and if they betray us?
They end up in the in hell watching the view.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yeah, next to the unreachable cupcake table, right right, right right.
So in the second act of the show, after we've
all established that we the different things that the characters
want a Lah Wizard of Oz, it takes on a
more like bold Okay, we're officially in the world. So
the colors are all saturated, meant to like mimic the
vibe of Chechnicolor back in the day.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
It's very bright.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, it's right, And the costumes are more saturated. And
I think, you know, you know, Judy I remember is
in that like Hot Pink. I think everything was sort
of cranked up. It wasn't just in the coloring in
post production, but also in the in the costumes.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
But you're still in a muted outfit except for your shoes. Eh.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, I'm totally muted. I don't know why I chose
or Carrie chose me to be in like Brown, but
I am. Now, this body bag thing is really funny.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Okay, there's a few things wrong with the scene too,
and I didn't have to go to scrubs Wiki to
see the shit, right, I remember.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
This obviously a foam fire extinguisher, and Johnny is clutching
it so tightly that you can see.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Its fig right, you can see him squeezing.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Well, he's nervously.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I was.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
First of all, this is an example of how someone
directing and they're in the scene can fuck up, because
I mean a fucking body bag. I'm not exactly seeing that.
Johnny is nervously squeezing the fire extinguisher, which is just
a piece of foam. It looks really funny when you
rewatch it because he nails me with it, and then
of course we should have switched it out. But in
his close up he's like squeezing it like it's a pillow.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, Castle, Johnny Castle man.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
That dialogue is so funny.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Dead people should remain dead.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Because I thought you were dead? Then why are you
hitting me? Because dead people should be dead?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Very funny scene.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
And then the janitor needs an oil can, so I
guess he's sort of the tin man in this story.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Okay, so if he's the tin man, then what is Carla?

Speaker 4 (48:12):
If she's like carl is the lion, because that's courage,
you should have been the man.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I guess you're the tin man. I guess you're the
tin man. It's just a he's just getting that jokey
line like give me the oil can, oil can. Yeah,
you need the heart now. Ray Bolger is the name
of the actor who played the scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
The character that's donating the heart is named Ray Boulger.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Right, which I give is the.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Name of the actor who played the scarecrow. Got it
because it's because if you're really paying attention, you have
that awesome scene with David Downs and you go, Okay,
what's his name? And he says Ray, and then it
becomes clear that his name is Ray Boulger.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Okay, But here's the thing. The scarecrow didn't need the heart.
The scarecrow needed the brain.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Then Elliot's the scarecrow, right because actually Cox even calls
her like your straw headed scarecrow self. Right, So Elliot's
the scarecrow because she needs brains.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Right.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
The tin man needed a heart, that's me, and the
lion needed courage.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
God's Carla, right, And and Jack is the wicked witch,
but so is Jordan.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
No, Jack's a munchkin that turns green. Are there green
munchkins in The Wizard of Oz?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
In the movie, a horse turns a different color because
the horse of a different color. That is the only
thing that really changes color in the movie.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Well, I don't know why. I I assumed there was
a munchkin who happened to be green because I didn't
understand why Jack was green.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Because he's the witch. He's the scary.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Jordani but he's mounting.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Yeah, well yeah, obviously that's that's that's meant to bring
up the witch. But I feel like because he's the
scary thing that Carl is afraid of, that that's the
you know what I mean? But you know that's me.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
That's an interpretation. I guess he could be another witch.
There's multiple witches. By the way, we just to return
to the lips. Those are kudos to the makeup department.
Those that should look good. Those were just silicon. I
don't know what they were made of. Their by foam,
but the way that they glued them on it looked
so real. It really looked like she'd been stung by
a bee in her lips.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
You know that shit, That shit Christa had me rolling.
Oh my god, her having to explain it all while
she's doing it, like she could be in the room
and just do it by herself and then let the
action do it. But every mistake she makes, she explains
it to the freaking audience. That shit had me rolling.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
And the noises, the noises Krystals makes are so funny.
When she goes, oh, I can't even duplicate it, but
it's like that was really funny. How about when you
when you're right. So let's talk about the scene with

(51:06):
David Dowds. Your acting is so good in the scene.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Man, I appreciate it and thank you. Very very very
easy to act when you got a good director.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yes, and a good scene partner because David, no doubt,
wonderful shit actor and a really good uh teacher, man,
great teacher and also just a wonderful man. Anyway, he goes, uh,
you go, oh, you can ask me anything, and you go,
do you shave your head because you like the way
it looks, or because you're going bald? And you just
go bald? How do you say one syllable? And it's

(51:38):
so funny you you like held it back and then
you're like ball, like you've never revealed that to another soul.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I think it's all
of us working together. At this point. I was, uh,
you know, you look for new ways to say things,
and I was very brave at this point, and I
felt like I could say it this way and I
think I could get a laugh out of it. And
so you know, when you're you know, that's that's it's
not to make a big story out of a out

(52:11):
of one line, but that when I watched that. When
I watched that today, I was like, Wow, that was
a very interesting choice. How did I come up with
that choice? And my only explanation for it all is like,
at this point I was willing to try anything to
make people laugh.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah, well it was a good choice. It reminded me.
Remember we were talking a long while while about Michael J.
Fox and his impeccable timing. It's like, if you take
the pause split seconds longer. I think one of the
things that's funny about it is there was like the
obvious amount of pause, and then you took a few
micro seconds longer, which and then and then really hit

(52:48):
the b hard I don't know, and your face. It
was all very very funny, and that scene is just
very moving and very simple.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
And but even what he says though too, even how
he's says it, though, you know what I mean, why
are all these people doing this? Because if you, if
your son gives his if your son gives his heart,
we all whoever gets convinces you, gets to do the
operation right. And he says, you know, these people are
all these people all. I think it's something like I'm paraphrasing,

(53:17):
these people all want my son's heart, but they don't
even know his name. Yeah, and that just tells you
the disconnect that surgeons have really when you think about it,
from the people that they're operating.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah, but then you do the Then you do a
very you say a very noble thing, and that you
could say, listen this, I'm gonna be blunt with you.
This is the right thing to do. This that your
child is not he's not going to make it, and
this heart will save someone who will make its life right.
And you can you can say you don't want me
on the surgery, but it is the right thing to do.
And I thought you were really good there. Thank you,

(53:50):
but I gave myself goosebumps describing your performance.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I love that. Thank you. But here's here's a here's
a question. Is that Turk's right to say that to
that man.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Well, he asked his opinion. I think I think it's
Turk's right to say what he if he's asked his opinion,
what he thinks is right. You know, you know you
should everyone. I want to remind everyone to read Amanda's book,
which has really stuck with me about Nick's passing and
the whole experience. It's called Live Your Life. You can
get it everywhere. There's an audiobook if you prefer to

(54:21):
listen to books. But there's a lot of doctors in
there giving their opinions. And part of the battle that
she had was they didn't often line up, and she'd
talk to one guy and he'd sit her down and
have a heart to heart and she'd be crying and go, okay, okay,
I got it, and then she'd go talk to someone else.
I'm like, what the hell's he talking about? Don't listen.
Don't listen to doctor Tim, you know, And she'd be
like so confused, you know, because it isn't it isn't

(54:43):
an exact science. It's there's definitely room for interpretation.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
It's practice.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
And of course, in this situation, when it's time to
give up and say, yes, now you can harvest my
my child's organs, I mean, who can say when that
time comes. But but Turk's and he had an opinion that,
you know, with or without him performing the surgery, that
it is it was time. It was the right thing
to do in terms of being able to save another

(55:08):
human beings.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Life right on?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
How about still I love it when Bonds wins at
the game that he plays.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I don't think. I don't think Elliott knows who Barry
Bonds is either.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
So Barry Bonds was, let me see how much I
got right. He was a very famous home run hitter,
and he had huge arms, and he would hit the
ball very far. And then it came out that he
was on steroids. Yes, and they kept him in the
in the Hall of Fame, but they just put an
asterisk next to his name.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
He didn't make it to.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
But on the record books they put an asterisk next
to his record.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
His home run record. I don't know if they put
an asterisk next to it. All I know is at
the time he was doing it, everyone was doing it.
So it's not this is this is what this is
where a bullshit comes in.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Most of major League Baseball at the time was doing steroids.
Most of major League baseball at the time. I'm not
saying anything that nobody's said before. Okay, the fact that
he's penalized for doing what everybody else was doing because
he did it better, is that why I don't I

(56:11):
don't get it.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
It is a funny game to me. And again I
know nothing about it, but it seems like they're always
trying to catch cheating. Like there's this new thing I
read on the news where the pictures are just like
flagrantly putting shit on the ball. Yeah, and so now
they've made a rule where, like the Empires, the umpires
are now going to like more closely inspect their hats
and their shirts. And and my brother, who's obsessed with baseball,

(56:34):
was telling me like, yeah, they will. They will do
anything they can to sneak a little gunk on the
ball to fuck it up and make it too weird. Shit.
And I'm like, sweat, this game has so much secret
cheating in.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
It, dude. Absolutely. You ever watch a picture and they,
you know, grab the tip of their hat where they
lick their finger or they rub their hair or whatever
it is. Man, this is these are ways to get
an advantage, because.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
What about the guys who were putting We're only putting
cork in their bat or something.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
That was a long time ago. Yeah, so it was
lighter and they could bring the bat around fast. Only
problem is the bat breaks when it's not solid, and
then you see that there's and you see there's cork inside.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yeah, that's so funny. Did you ever play baseball?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
When I was a kid, I played a lot of
pal baseball. One year I got MVP of my PA
L team, me and my brother, Police Athletic League in
New York City. One year, me and my brother, we
were the home run hitters on our team. That's all
we hit was home runs. And I remember we made
it to the championship and I think we're playing like

(57:34):
another team from New York. We played a bunch of teams,
but we get to There was one year we were
really good and they jerked us. Man, they freaking bought
out a machine out of nowhere, and and we had funny.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I never heard of all the sports you love. You
don't talk about baseball much.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
It's boring, man, it's boring to play, and it's boring
to watch. No disrespect to all my Major leaguers out there,
but that shit is, you know, unless you're up, or
unless the ball comes to you, or unless you're pitching
or catching, it's a lot of waiting and watching.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
My father, my father rests in peace. He loved watching
the Mets. I mean love him. He would scream. He
would scream at them, and he would be so mad,
and he was just say to me, Zach, if there's
one thing in life that's certain, the Mets will always
let you down.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I don't know if that's true, dude.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
You know, I never seen him happier than in nineteen
eighty six, but I remember, like I remember that being
like one of the happiest times of his life. There
are no Joel dies reported, there are no asterisks in
baseball stats, so he's in the record books. But most
people consider him a cheater and don't count his wins.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
They just consider a lot of people cheaters. And if
that's the case, you know, I wonder I want no
disrespect to it, and no disrespect to all these major
League Baseball players out there that that did steroids, because
I'm you know, I know, I know why you did it,
to keep up with everybody else who.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Was doing it. But it's just like Lance Armstrong, like
he how many interviews did that guy say I'm not
doing anything, I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything,
and then it all came out that that was all
fucking lie.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Well, that's different. He was the only one doing this
ship though.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
No, his whole team was no, everybody, everybody okay, So then.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
It's just so. Then there it is. If everybody's doing it,
you can't fault Lance for doing it, then, can you.
All you could say is, dude, when you were in
those interviews, when you were in those interviews, when people
ask you, you lied, That's all you could really say.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
I mean, what's the old thing if everyone jumped off
a bridge, would you do it?

Speaker 3 (59:37):
You do it?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
No? No, no, no, no, you jumped off. No, jumping
off a bridge is killing yourself. These guys are trying
to win money, dude, they're playing for money. If you
said to me, we're all jumping off a bridge for
a billion dollars, I'd be like, all right, I'll give
it a shot.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
There's that great documentary, what was it called About a
Billion domes? Watch the documentary.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I saw an Acho's documentary. He's a dickhead. I saw
the shit. I saw a shit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
But I'm telling our listeners to watch it because it's fascinating.
It's one of those documentaries where it starts out being
about one thing and then the guy totally discovers something else.
I love those kind of documentaries and it's about it's
about cycling and doping and everything.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Yes, all of this drug use and all of these
these things that people do are destructive to their bodies
over time for these small windows of creating like greatness
and sports is not worth it to destroy a human life.
And that's the angle we need to change because everybody's like,
why not just do it? Then, if everybody's doping, everybody
should do it. We're telling people to kill themselves faster

(01:00:39):
through sport for our entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Saying that, and that's what I'm saying. This is your call. Look,
that's what you just said. I'm saying, this is your call.
For a billion dollars. I can understand why you did
it for a million for that money, I understand why
you did it. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I saw this meme that was like, let's just let
all these Olympic athletes take whatever drugs they want. Let's
see how fast somebody can find Let's see what goes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Let's get there. You want to see You want to
see what's happening. You want to see the real deal,
holy feel. You want to see what enhancements we could have.
We're talking about wanting to meet bionic people. Let's go
all the way ahead, and but you do want to
get there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Speaking of drugs, I have to tell you that now
that marijuana is legal in Manhattan, you really don't smell anything.
But we just it's just it's I passed a woman
in Union Square Park pulling a bong head. Yes it
was Freedom Donald.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Was there water in the bo.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Yeah, she was just in the middle of the park
pulling a bong head.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
It's hilarious. But you cannot It's just the constance. I'm
sure maybe it'll die down when the novelty's over. But
I've been here a few days and all you smell
outside is we.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
So I'm on a group chat with all my friends
from back home, and all of them when this thing dropped,
We're all like, dude, this is the best day ever.
All of them so excited to smoke weed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
They're just walking down the street. People just walking on
the street like cigarettes. It's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's New York, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
We're smoking blunts before blunts everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I know. I bet you white owls and freaking uh
and and Philly blunts and Swisher sweets have never been
more on the come up. As far as stocks go,
than they have in this past few months since New York.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Way, It's it's really funny. And and yeah, anyway, you'll
see when you come here, you're gonna come visit me,
aren't you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Yeah, I hope, so I hope to bring the kids
to New York this year. Mom, Come on, my dude.
It's tough. There's a lot of us, man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
I know, you got to pay to fly a lot
of those kids.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
And and numbers are going right now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
It's like, yeah, well, the only thing I can rationalize
for you is that La County is particularly horrible. You
can get the fuck out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Well, it's not particular, it's not the worst in the nation.
How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
No, I know, but it's pretty bad, right. Aren't they
going back to masts inside there?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
And that they started that on Monday today?

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
All right, let's talk about that big epic end crane shot.
This was really cool to do. Everyone, we know I
like to play with cranes, and you've got Sam's band
singing on the roof. And the idea was because it
because we had the luxury of being in a real
hospital that we could go crane down and see the
end of each story from the outside. It was an

(01:03:24):
enormous crane. It was calling Akila Crane, I believe, and
it wasn't even high enough. So they had to build
the construction built a platform and then we put the
crane base on top of the platform because in order
to reach Sam and the band on top of the roof.
It wasn't even high enough at like whatever, it was

(01:03:45):
one hundred feet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
And that's why the end shot is a high shot
of you walking out into the street and everything like that,
right and not it doesn't come down.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Well well no, it does come down, but then I
wanted to go back up at the end of the rainbow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
And the right, Okay, got it. But that I always
like when it's a crane shot and it turns into
a warner like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
You mean they'd come off and it comes into a
steady cam shot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah, STEADI camp shot. Yeah, yeah, yah, yeah. I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
There used to be a thing where like you would
dangle a steady cam operator off the end of a
crane and it's so dangerous, but they literally can see
videos of it on YouTube. They would like take a
crane up in the air, right, and then the guy
would be rigged, rigged, attached to the end, and then
the crane would come down and just seamlessly, they'd unhook
the dude and he'd start walking. And uh, that is

(01:04:32):
just it's crazy. But now with all the advent of
of of these new rigs that are just you know,
gimbals and they're remote heads that you can hold, so
now they do it. So that's on the crane. The
crane comes down and they unhook that. It's not a
human being crazy but anyway, Yeah, and you'll see Jack

(01:04:53):
looking at the crane because of course he's a child
and he's curious about the giant crane outside the window.
But I thought that was a really cool shot and
I yeah, it was so sweet. Sam's band singing. That's
a Hawaiian singer's rendition of that. His name is iy Izzy. Yeah,
I forgot. I don't know how to say his last name.
I don't know if you guys do, but it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Yes, and that that his rendition is is one of
the most I mean, I mean, you can't you can't
hate on it. He goes into wonderful world and somewhere
over the rainbow in the same song, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Well that's our show. Is there a caller Joel? Yes, Well,
why don't we take a break and and come back
with empty bladders?

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
What I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
And we're back.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I'm on the Kelly and Ryan Show tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Oh yay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
I mean, I don't know if it airs tomorrow. I'm
taping it tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Okay, okay, but soon we'll see on Kelly and Ryan.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Yeah, you'll see ship.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
That's dope. What you doing on Kelly and Ryan?

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Bro Well, my movie, I think is getting pushed again
because every I'm so frustrated. But I was booked to
do it to promote Comeback Trail, my movie with Bobby
d and I think it's getting pushed again just because
everyone's jockeying for for Weekend Space because it has a
theatrical release. So so, but then then the movie got pushed.

(01:06:26):
So I'm gonna talk about that. I'm obviously gonna plug
our amazing podcast. And what else am I going to
talk about?

Speaker 11 (01:06:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
The nomination for about.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
To say you got a nice little chance at a statue.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
My life partner, Donald Faison. I win that. If I
win that, I'm gonna dedicate it to you. I'm not
gonna do else, but you know they will just so.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
You got you got so many other people to think
if you I'm happy with Donaldson.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
You know, it's funny. My whole life, your whole life,
if you're in the arts, you can't deny that you
thought about giving some great award speech, right And And
I was laughing at myself the other night because I
was like, what if I did win? What I say?
And I was like, wait, this is the first time
in my life where I can actually think about this,
because when I want a Grammy, there was no thought

(01:07:19):
in my mind I was ever gonna win that Grammy.
I was up against Tarantino and I didn't. I wasn't.
I didn't even think about what I would say.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Would you say when you won?

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I don't remember. It was a blur.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
I think I can't even believe this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I think I was buzzed because Carrie Brothers and I
were at the bar, like we weren't even This wasn't
even It wasn't you know, it was part of the
section they don't put on the show. It was you know,
there's Grammys all day long. It's like Best Samba hip
Hop Album, you know, like there's cizillion categories and and
I Carrie were there. I were there and we got

(01:07:52):
not drunk, but we were buzzed. And then I won,
and I was like, I just be Tarantino, like I
have nothing prepared to say, and I don't know, but
this time I at least thought like I should probably, like,
in case I win, think of something to say.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I think so too. Speaking of samba hip hop albums, dude,
let me tell you something right now. That bad Bunny
got me going. Dude, and I only understand one word,
he says, I only understand one word he said. One phrase,
He says, el cool of phenomenon. That's my favorite line
I've ever heard in my life. El cool phenomenon. Baby,

(01:08:37):
that ship is fire. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
There's a show that I recommend that you'll like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
El cool Phenomenon.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
I think it's called This is Pop?

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Is that it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Joelle? On Netflix?

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
On Netflix?

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Oh yeah, on Netflix?

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
The new documentary Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Donald, I have not, but I've heard it for t Pain.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
He went into a four year depression because Usher told
him that he ruined music with the with the what
do you call it? The vocal box?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Everybody autoo, everybody kind of dist them. Freaking jay z
dysed them. He told all of the rappersdiculous, get back
to rapping. U t paining too much?

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
But you need it so good, so rude.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Everybody doesn't. Now everybody does.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
When you watch this documentary, which Tonald you really should watch,
you'll love it. The first episode is about boys to men,
and I didn't realize how quick their downfall was once
all the white boy bands came out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
So dude, that was for everybody though. And the crazy
thing is that a lot of people don't give props
to the people that bought them, like some people, like
the one person that I feel like deserves all the
props in the world. When it comes to all these
girls that are out right now from when I was
a kid, from when I was from like ninety six,
I think Brandy, Dude, Brandy fucking every song you hear

(01:09:50):
right now is an incarnation of what she's what she
did back in the day. It's crazy. You know who
else is like that? And nobody bought his record before
his time. Craig David another one, dude, everybody everybody was
doing his music ten years later, doing his style ten

(01:10:11):
years later. It's just it's really interesting. It's just I'm
just saying it's really interesting. A lot of people you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Should watch the dog watch the documentary the first the
first episodes about how Boys to Men became so huge
and they were killing it, and then then they started
figure out like whoa, what if we just made them
like pretty white boys who could sing, Like would that
be bigger? And then it was and then those guys,
like those guys lost everything and like they're playing the

(01:10:39):
Vegas now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
It goes over, it goes over and over again with
everything new addition was the dopest boy band in the
world to me what they do. They came out with
new Kids on the Block Jodice and freaking Boys to
Men were the dopest. They came out with ninety eight
degrees and freaking Backstreet Boys and then sinking Old Town

(01:11:03):
and freaking the rest of the boy bend.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Yeah. The only one that's interviewed, by the way is
Nick La, which which is great. He's very he's very
sweetened in it, but but he's he's very mention in it.
But that's like, you guys couldn't get anybody else that
can do this besides Nick, They don't interview any other
boy band members. They don't want to admit to that.
And then boys to men, at least Boys to Men
is like the one one one member is ostracized. They

(01:11:27):
don't talk to him. They had a falling out. So
in the Vegas show, it's only three of them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Three of them the base. I thought he got I
thought he was injured. I thought that was the reason.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
No, there's like they they're kind of cryptic about it,
but they don't. They don't like him.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
No, mo, It's like Bobby Brown a new addition. Y'all
don't know about that ship. Y'all don't know why Johnny
Gil joined new edition. Y'all don't know that. Y'all don't know, right,
I do? Because and no wrap by little is that
what you put on the comedy down? And no wrap
by little when you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Get when you get worked up, I do the the clouds.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Because because automaticy like, I'm sticking tired of this, I'm
wrapped up a little over me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
All right, let's bring in the caller, please, guys, we
gotta come.

Speaker 12 (01:12:16):
You can talk to show, you know, like a ball
of smoke. Some maybe talking about the episode. So come on,
let's get the show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Give it up for Jared.

Speaker 11 (01:12:31):
Come on, it has been a dream of none to
hear the Oprah voice say my name.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Oh well, it just happened, Jared, It happened.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
It's been It's been a dream of mine for Oprah
to say my name too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Jared, it's probably been a dream of yours to be
on the show and hear some of these pad sounds like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
You honor me, You honor me?

Speaker 11 (01:12:56):
Yes, absolutely, Jared.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
You're our very first guest since I moved to New York,
and the show has a has a lively feeling. This
is the one hundredth episode of Scrubs.

Speaker 11 (01:13:06):
Oh wow, I am honored to be on the hundredth episode.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
That's you honor me, You honor You're not on one
hundredth episode of the podcast. You're on one hundredth episode
of Scrubs.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Yes, which was the Wizard of Oz episode, as you recall,
that's the one we're talking about today. And you have
an eagle shirt on, which looks very dapper on you.
I'm riding. I'm riding, Donald, Where are you calling from?

Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
I'm calling from Indianapolis, Indiana, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
You rock.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Come, do you know anything about Indianapolis?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Don't going back to Indiana. Yeah, Jackson five.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Okay, I was there once. I don't really.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
I was in na I've been in nap before.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
They got sweet dunes there dunes. Yeah, they're like little
sand hills, but they're big but not mountainous.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
But Indianapolis. What is in the Napolis known for other
than the five hundred?

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
Pretty much of that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Jackson five, okay, and the Jackson five.

Speaker 11 (01:14:08):
They're from Northeast Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary, Indiana. Let me say it
once again.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
What's that from?

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
It's from the music Man Donalds.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
So there you go. Indiana's known for the music Man too.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Well, that's that's Gary, not Indianapolis.

Speaker 11 (01:14:26):
Indiana is a in a lot of songs.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Who are you waving?

Speaker 11 (01:14:31):
I'm sorry? That was my boss leaving.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Uh. The office is Jared's first day at a new job.

Speaker 11 (01:14:37):
He is my first day new job.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Yes, what's the job?

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Does not know what?

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
I'm on the computer?

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
What's the job?

Speaker 11 (01:14:44):
I'm an accountant at a luxury apartment developer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Okay, do you like the job thus far?

Speaker 11 (01:14:52):
Yeah? Today was mostly just you know, training stuff, But
I've worked in the industry before. So, yeah, I think
I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Like it was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Did you meet the asshole?

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Yet?

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
There's always an asshole?

Speaker 11 (01:15:03):
Um? Not yet? Does that mean I'm the asshole?

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
No? No, I can tell you're not an asshole. But
there's gonna be a day this week where you where
you're gonna think of me and you're gonna go, oh,
Zach's right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
It's Jam right? Or why'd you go Jan from the office?
Why did you go? Jam from the office.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I don't know. I'm just the first name that came
to my head.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Jan from the office that automatically makes you say, from the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Jan who thinks I'm stealing her fucking oatmeal out of
the fridge. I don't want your fucking oatmeal.

Speaker 11 (01:15:33):
Jam, somebody's probably just toss it in the trash.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Yeah, calm down, all right, So do you have a question?

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
First, Jack, nobody drank your diet coke chain.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Yeah, calm the fuck down, Jan, I'm not flucking tampons
in the toilet, Jared, What are you supposed to do?
If you're not supposed to flush feminine products down the toilet,
what are you supposed to do?

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
That's not my area of expertise.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Joelle the trash.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
You gotta wrap them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Unt but feminine products. Okay, But I see all the time,
all the time, I see do not flush your feminine products,
And I'm going, okay, what are these women doing with them?
I know they're going in the garbage, but do you
wrap it around a bunch of times?

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
That is the polite way to do it. That is,
that is if you have etiquette training at all, that
is what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Now, there's such a problem with women. Are women do
not flush these things? Everyone's trying to tell you. It's
become such a pro Oh god, he's gonna get Casey
to talk about this. At least we're gonna get to
hear her song, which is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Why did you call me in here so.

Speaker 11 (01:16:49):
I'm excited to meet the whole day?

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Well, did you call Casey just because you want to
hear her theme song?

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
No? I didn't call Casey.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Oh okay, I thought you. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh my god, damn. You don't need to hear from
Casey about how she throws away her tampons. But I
just think that this is clearly a big problem in
this country because everyone has to label their toilet why
are you making that face downel?

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
It just surprises me that this is a mystery.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
I'm just it surprises me that they have to put
up so much signage to continually tell women please don't
flush them there. And I'm here doing a public service
announcement for Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Hi, Casey, Casey, come down here. I don't know nothing
about raising theols, so tell me what to do raising
these kids.

Speaker 11 (01:17:51):
And that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
It's an embarrassing reason that Donald has called you in shocking.
We want to talk about why how to properly get
rid of a tampon?

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Because I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
I come down here, so tell me what to do. Jared,
you haven't heard that yet. That's that's our new Casey
theme song that hasn't aired yet.

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
What Casey's gonna think I'm the reason why this question?

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
No, yeah, Casey has not with Jared. Not Jared.

Speaker 13 (01:18:28):
Okay, Jared, are you trying to learn how to take
it out of someone?

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Casey? Jared accidentally put a tampon in his butt and
he doesn't know how to get it out?

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
No, Casey, listen, I'm really asking because I'm in New
York City and every public toilet or every restaurant toilet
has a sign baking people, please do not flush your tampons.
And I'm finally asking, as a man who knows nothing
about this, why are so many women doing this? And
what's the correct way? You wrap it up in toilet

(01:19:02):
paper and then put it in the garbage.

Speaker 13 (01:19:03):
Yes, that's what you're supposed to do, but sometimes people
are lazy. And I'll be honest, touching those little the
trash can in the bathroom is it's the time where
you have to push it to open, and who wants
to touch that after you know everybody's bloody tampon has
gone in.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
There, right right?

Speaker 7 (01:19:22):
Think about it? So you got to you know what,
I wrap it up. This is so gross.

Speaker 13 (01:19:28):
I wrap it up and then I use my foot
and I kick the.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
Door open, and then I throw it in there. And
if I miss, I miss.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
You don't.

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
No, I'll pick it up sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Ladies, you're hearing it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
That would make the women's bathroom dirty, and in the
men's bathroom, of course I pick it up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
So gross. Why can't men piss in a journal? Why
does it piss everywhere?

Speaker 7 (01:19:55):
Exactly fair? It doesn't even have to be a jurnal.
Come look at one of my bathroo terms in my house,
do you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Know if you know, we don't know if we talked
about this before, but in the in urinals these days,
they put a little target for men because if there's
a little something to aim at. Sometimes it's a fly,
pretend fly or something. But if they give men a
little something to aim at, then they're they're they're less
likely to splatter me.

Speaker 7 (01:20:18):
Maybe they need to put a vagina on it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Oh ship, here's Jesus's my wife?

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Y'all that every time, Jared, I'm sorry to hear this. Good,
then you're not broadcasting the alert whole office on your
first day.

Speaker 11 (01:20:36):
No, I'm in a conference room.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
There's a restaurant called Craigs in l A and they
did something I've never seen before. When you're standing at
the urinal, you're on a great already as you're standing there,
and so any spillage or splatter goes into the great
down into a drain.

Speaker 7 (01:20:55):
That's great, that's smart.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Okay, I don't understand because that's just happened to me
several times. Now, What the fuck happens on an airplane
that people just lose all etiquette and decide to freaking
destroy the airplane bathroom. Can you answer that, Jared, Jared Campbell,
can you answer that question?

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
You have to pooh, let your pooh out before you
get on the plane yard the plane is.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
Not How does Jared know everything about all this?

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
He's just he's a specialist in this area. We brought him.
We brought him on because he's a specialist in public
urination and poop.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Oh, Jared, I'm sorry, Jared.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
All Right, we gotta get back on top of you,
gotta get out.

Speaker 13 (01:21:37):
I'll tell you about the bathroom the first day airplane.
It's because no one wants to touch anything, so they're
all trying to pee.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
And poo us seeing ship like all on the back
of the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Because they're not sitting, people explode, try and get horrible aim.
That's the public anouncement is trying pooh before you take
the plane ride. Okay, Sorry, Ared? I saw you hear
that w.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Tank for ever? All right, whatever, forever, forever ever, go ahead.

Speaker 11 (01:22:06):
Ar So my question is mostly for you. Zach'd be funny.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
It was like, why do women just kidding? Go ahead?

Speaker 11 (01:22:14):
I do have a question for you made him?

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
You made him do or do not, there is no try.

Speaker 11 (01:22:22):
What are the challenges of directing something that maybe has
heavy CGI or a lot of editing when there's so
much unseen for the actors.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Well, that's a very good question. I haven't done a
ton of it. I've only done some of it. I
haven't done a c G I effect things.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
So Donald I did a whole I did a whole
movie that was all CGI except for the actors in
the apartment building we were in that not a lot
of people saw. It was called Skyline and uh, and
it's if you've got a great imagination, it's a lot
of fun and easy to do. If you don't have

(01:23:02):
a great imagination, I imagine it's very difficult. And you know,
it really does.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
It really does bring you back to the most base
element of when you're a child and you're just pretending
and you get on something and go it's I just
saw two kids playing in the park and they were
like literally sitting on the railing and one kid goes, no,
I'm in the front seat, and in their minds they
were on a motorcycle or a car whatever. It really
just brings you back to that just pure imagination and

(01:23:32):
of a director going that is a volcano that's erupting,
and you're looking at and you're literally looking at a
piece of tape, and you just have to really sell
it and and go for it and really just throw
yourself out there because you're not looking at anything. Occasionally
they'll show you drawings or previos. They can say like,

(01:23:52):
this is what it's the spirit, Like this drawing is
like the spirit of what that thing is going to
look like, or that monster is going to look like,
or whatever it is, so you can at least have
a thought in your mind of of of what it is.
A lot of times, unless it's a CGI movie, it's
not stuff you need to worry about. It could be
like you're in a moving car, who cares what's happening
on the street, But you know, it is challenging. I'm

(01:24:14):
sure when it's you know, Donald did that Skyline movie
with monsters, and you certainly weren't looking at any monsters.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
No, there was. We were looking at like when you
know they used light to to abduct humans, and I
remember we had no idea what they were going to
look like. They showed us at the audition what one
thing would look like, and when we were shooting it,
I had no clue. You know, I'm gonna be honest

(01:24:42):
with you. Making that movie. It was a lot of fun,
but it was because we literally had no idea what
it was going to look like when it was done.
And so me, I personally, I think that's uh. I
think as far as uh special effects go, I love
the movie. I think everybody should go out there and
watch it. Skyline shout out to boy Donald Fraison. But uh,

(01:25:02):
for for for the for the most part, it's uh,
it's it's when it's done well, it's all worth it.
When it's not done well at the end, you're like, man,
and what was I doing?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
But I mean, just for example, we just all saw
Black Widow and I was just blown away by how
seamless it all looked.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
And yeah, that's a.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Lot of a lot of times you watch movies and
you're like, Okay, I'm going along for the ride. That
doesn't look anything close to real, but I'm in the
I'm in the world of the movie and I'm enjoying it.
And I thought that that that looked really fucking incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Yeah, it's when you can do when you can get
away with stuff and it looks simple and easy. That's
when the CG is amazing, you know what I mean. Like,
I wouldn't have considered Black Widow a CG movie, but
after watching it like four or five times.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Now you've watched it four or five times.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Yeah, there's so much. There's so much CG in that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Oh yeah, and your kids love it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
They've not really watched it. They've watched some of it.
They're like, there it goes. They go, there it goes. Flow.
They love seeing flow, but you can.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
They can see it. Just skipped the beginning part where.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
They go, how come Flow doesn't have an Italian accident anymore?
In Black Widow?

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Why did she have any?

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Because they can for an Italian accident.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
That's fine, all right, Joy, what's your next question?

Speaker 11 (01:26:20):
Well, I was gonna ask Joelle, do we want to
tell the story?

Speaker 7 (01:26:25):
You can tell the story?

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Tell the story? Then?

Speaker 6 (01:26:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:26:28):
There was the reason she reached out to me. Was
I actually pulled the soup shower prank in college?

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Wow, you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Are an evil, evil man, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Did it work?

Speaker 11 (01:26:45):
It did work, not as well as in the show.
But so we have a my fraternrier in college, we.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Had what was the fraternity which one was it?

Speaker 11 (01:26:55):
Fi Delta theta Okay, Neil Armstrong, Burt Reynolds. I actually
lived in Neil Armstrong's room at Perdue University.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
That's cool.

Speaker 11 (01:27:04):
Coolhi, well, that's very cool. But anyways, the third floor
had a communal shower that only one person would use
at a time. But it was like six shower heads
in a square room.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
How do you how do you how do you delineate? Like,
there's six shower heads, but we don't feel comfortable being naked,
So I'm going to shower alone. No one come in.

Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
If you heard the shower running, you just.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 11 (01:27:28):
Yeah. So I put the view on cues on all
six shower heads and just waited for somebody to go
in and kind of waited in a room across the hall,
and I just kind of hear him turn on one
at a time, and he's like, what the hell is
going on? So I was like chicken in here, and

(01:27:49):
you know, I kind of just waited for him to
turn one on, then off, and move on to the
next one. By the end of it, he just kind
of said, screw it. I guess I'm showering and water
that smells like chicken and then he just comes out
across the hall after he's done, and he's like, I
think there's something wrong with our showers, with our water,

(01:28:09):
and I'm trying to keep it together. But I eventually
told him you know what I did and where it
came from, and he got a good laugh out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Let me ask you a question, did you get you
got this from watching Scrubs? Then?

Speaker 11 (01:28:21):
Yes, of course I didn't get my who's just crazy
response that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
I'm talking for. Did he come up to you and
say a burn?

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:28:32):
I don't think he really cared too much.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
But yeah, he's like, oh, that's great, good job Scrubs.
Can you take the cues out of the shower now?

Speaker 11 (01:28:41):
Like turned into a paste? Afterwards, I pretty much just
had to let the showers run for like two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Yeah, it doesn't it right, tried and I'm sorry. I'm
sorry to you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry we failed you.

Speaker 11 (01:28:56):
Yeah, that's okay, it was worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Let's take a break.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
We'll be right back after these fine words. Jared, it
is time for Indianapolis's favorite segment. It's time for.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
It's time it'll owe me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
It's time to fix your lie, said how can we
rescue you from whatever ails you.

Speaker 11 (01:29:26):
Well, I don't have anything super specific, but I did
just get married two months ago.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Congratulations, Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:29:36):
Just kind of entering into a new realm of my
relationship and just wanted to get your advice on that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Okay, Donald has been married before, and he's a specialist.
He's the only married one here. Although Daniel could soon
be falling.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
You gotta stop saying that. Why what I'm talking about,
because you're putting a lot of pressure on me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Well, she doesn't listen to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
That does not stop the Internet from them being like, so.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
What's good Daniel?

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Yeah, what's good? Hey, guys, if you listen to it,
if you watch his twitch stream, be like Daniel when
he propos, she participates in the twitch stream.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Perfect, even better, give him better, give him better.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Like Daniel, if you propose, now, I'll drop a Hundi
on this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
Yeah, that's what you do. Anybody out there who got
real dough. Yeah, get on that twitch with DJ danel.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Yeah, and make it rain.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
And make it rain. If he proposes in front of you,
when I say make it rain, make it rain, baby,
make it rain.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
Yeah, don't make it ring with twenties, bring out them
hundis all right? Sorry, Jared Donald, give him advice. You've
been through this marriage thing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
I have no advice yet. I don't know what the
question is.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
He said, he wants to he just got married, and
he tips on being a newly married man.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Enjoy that. Shit. Man, you're in the fun stage right now.
It's been a couple of weeks. A couple of months,
you said, yeah, two months. Yeah. You guys probably having
a lot of sex, aren't you.

Speaker 11 (01:30:57):
Yes, Well, my parents are gonna listen to this, probably later.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
But you're a grown ass man. You married, don't.

Speaker 11 (01:31:05):
Still just a little bit of a embarrassment.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
But you don't have to answer that, Donald, but I can.
I think it's safe to say if they're newly wents,
there is copulation.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Right, So that being said, enjoy that because in a
few years it ain't gonna be every day. That's all
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Okay, anything other than sex, you'd like to advise him
on top?

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
I thought that's what he was asking about.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
What about the expression wife happy life?

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Oh that's true. All of it's true. Every little anecdote
you heard or cliche you've heard is most likely true.
When it comes to marriage, it's the hardest thing you'll
ever do. It's the most fun you'll ever have. But
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what

(01:31:50):
the advice would would be. You're newly married. You guys
are in a great state right now. Try and keep
it fresh the whole time till you die, as long.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
As you say, I far be it from me to
give advice because I'm not married, But I think, don't
be afraid to work on it while it's good, you know, Mike, Yes,
I have a stepmother who's a marriage counselor you've heard
me say. My parents are psychologists, and of course I
have a therapist, and they all say like, don't be afraid,
and they encourage people now while it's good, work on

(01:32:20):
communication skills. And you know, if someone you know who
has a great relationship book and how to keep it
getting the love you want is one my therapist, I
know he always pitches to people. But so that's what
I've heard a lot is like, don't wait until like
shit goes off the rails and you're like, now we
need therapy, Like work on it actively in the beginning,

(01:32:43):
so that you have a tool set like when shit
does come up, that you can fight in a kind
way if you will. You have a way of communicating
that's that's not mean, and it's not as hurtful as
it needs to be. And because obviously disagreements are going
to come up, it's just like a normal relationship you've
been in that wasn't marriage, but now you've committed to
each other for life. So I would really encourage you

(01:33:05):
to develop skill sets that for communication that that don't
make it everything become a tenor alarm fire. You know, Daniel,
you're in a successful relationship, you don't get married. Can
you give them any advice?

Speaker 6 (01:33:23):
I echo that sentiment entirely. Make sure that you work
on everything. Don't let anything hang over your head, don't
let anything stew. Intrusive thoughts are purely that, they're not real,
they're just in your head. Just talk to your partner
about everything.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Yeah, and be vulnerable. You know, I think a lot
of men are like, oh, I don't want to seem
insecure or I don't want to seem weak.

Speaker 13 (01:33:44):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
I think it's really really good to just be like, hey,
this thing is bothering me and I'm in my head
about it and can we just talk about it. I
think that that's very.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Smart, Chared, Jared, you get one good cry and that
I one, and then after that, Yeah, that's what you
get one good cry, he's trying to be funny. And
then after that it's unnecessary. So I'm just saying, right now,
save that cry for when you really need.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
It's like, now, this is like the devil on one
side and the angel on the other. He's like, you
can only manipulate your wife with one good cry. Now,
I'm saying after.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
That, after that, after that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
I just want to animate, baby. I just want to
animate in the garage. Baby, Please just lend me animate
in the garage with rebels on in the background. Please
mabe all right, Jared, I hope we help you getting
the love you want. That's the book I think you

(01:34:46):
should you should get because I've heard that that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
I think that's good for talking it out and communication,
anything you can do to communicate better and be honest.
I think it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Well you can say yeah, honestly, honestly is true? Key,
you know what I mean? Obviously, how long you guys,
how long were you guys dated before you got married?

Speaker 11 (01:35:06):
We've been together. It'll be five years in a couple
of months. But we were supposed to be married last
July and then COVID COVID.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
So you guys have been together for five years. So
you guys know each other very very well, so there
shouldn't be too many surprises at this point.

Speaker 11 (01:35:22):
You know, we actually, I mean we lived together for
two years plus.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Now you already did it the right way. But you
already did it the right way because you know for
a fact this is the person you want to be with.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
You got a new job, Jared. Things are going your way.
This is a good this is a good time for you.
It's a good time to be Jared. Yeah, so be
present and grateful and uh and happy that things are
going so well because I am happy for you. And
you can stay on because we finished the show. This
was the one hundredth episode of Scrubs. Yes, Jared, can

(01:35:55):
I give a quick shout out? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
No, you may not know no, let who every Okay,
shout whoever you want to shout out.

Speaker 11 (01:36:02):
I need to shout out my lifelong best friend. He
was the best man of my wedding. Mike McBride he's
the one that got me the shirt as a wedding president.
He also, Mike should have showed you this earlier.

Speaker 10 (01:36:10):
I have.

Speaker 11 (01:36:15):
Buhammad's episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Shout out Mike McBride.

Speaker 11 (01:36:19):
Mike, he is in Germany right now, studying abroad. I
wish you could be here next to me on this
podcast because him and I, you know, watched Scrubs for
forever together. And yeah, he's gonna be really jealous when
he sees me on here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Oh well, I'm glad you're on, and I'm glad Mike's
uh gave you all those good Scrubs.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
Toy really nice gifts. I think you for getting one
other person that you need to shout out, Jared, I'm going.

Speaker 11 (01:36:44):
You need to shout out my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:36:48):
I think that she's actually a nurse. So uh, I
guess Scrubs maybe led me to marry somebody in the
medical field.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
You found her on Carlo, you found.

Speaker 11 (01:37:00):
She's very much like Carla too. That Oh she'll bust
anybody's chops for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Good well, Jared, thank you for coming on, and thank
you for the kind words, and thank you all for listening. Joel,
is there anything you want to say?

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
You were great.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
Uh are you asking about marriage and relationships.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
That I'm giving you? Is there anything you want to
say to the listeners around the globe?

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Well, we say bye bye. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
Support Zach and his Emmy nomination. If you have control
over an Emmy voter, let him know. Zach is the
only way to vote. He needs it, We need it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
You're a good friend.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Good friend, Joel. All right, we love you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
And uh do you want to ask Daniel if you
want to say anything?

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Daniel, do you want to promote your your twitch stream?

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Come on, tell them what you gotta do Sunday and.

Speaker 6 (01:37:50):
Yes, I will work for you.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
He might even propose if you make it rain hot enough.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Ye me and Lamar.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
It can't be no light drizzle. It has to be
a freaking thunderstorm for him to do the proposal.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
I guess, by the way, Daniel, that would be a
great way since you're since your gal doesn't listen to
the podcast, that would be a great way for you
to propose, and somehow Donald and I can be involved
that way. I think you should propose live on Twitch.
I'll keep that in mind when if, and when I
know you have a brow. I'm not if maybe it's
ten years from now, they might not even have a
twitch anymore. But it would be fun. Donald's, I want

(01:38:28):
to get an only fans with you and.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Dude, and we could do some really freaking crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Show it to boil each other up. See what happens, Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
That would be so cool if we oiled each other
each other. Dude, we make like a million dollars in
two hours if we did that, dude. Matter of fact, though,
I'm coming. I'm gonna come and get you. I'm gonna
come and visit you in New York. I'm gonna bring
some fucking baby case.

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
I feel like we're allowed to do things if it's
just for only fans.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
No, well, we don't got we don't got it. We
don't listen.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
I don't think it's I don't think it's cheating if
it's me and you on only fans, ask her.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
I don't think there needs to be penetration. All I'm
saying is all you gotta do is just get make
it and rub each other down with.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
All yes, yes, And if they're shifting, they're shifting you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
How much money do you think we can make if
we did that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
I don't know but enough to go on a nice
trip to Europe.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Let's do it, yo, Jared, Welcome to the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Hit Up Joel. If you want to hit up Joel's.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
Do not hit up Joel. We're not kidding it all right,
we'd love you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Five six stories.

Speaker 9 (01:39:27):
I'm not sure we made about a bunch of talks
and nurses in Canada.

Speaker 11 (01:39:34):
He said.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Here's the stories net all

Speaker 10 (01:39:39):
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