December 25, 2023 • 22 mins
Ros and Eric are in full holiday mode as they wrap up another year and look forward to a fruitful 2024.
But before they bid farewell to 2023, they host their own "Ros and Eric End of Year Awards."
Who was the laziest? Who was the pessimist? And who keeps crashing the family cars?!?!?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is he said a yaviho with Eric Winter and
Rodalin Fantaz. Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I am?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Good? Pies Navi that this is a Christmas episode.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Christmas that was my favorite time of year. I would
say that, I know you love it, but let's talk,
you know, I want to talk about a couple before
we dive into different things about Christmas. I've already had
a pretty rough end to this year.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Why well dramatic.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, the guy at the body shops become my best friend.
I feel like I've been there quite a bit. My
mom crashed her car on the side. I uh, for
all you rookie fans out there, I'm a great driver.
Let me start with that.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm a great driver.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You are off.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And I made a turn and bumped into Melissa's new car,
which was embarrassing, and it became the joke at work
because we always make fun of her for naving driver's license,
finally getting one and being like a grandma when she drives.
And then I bump into her car and I'm gonna
get I want to get this off my chest because
I don't you know, We're going into a new year
(01:13):
and I have to share a little secret with you.
What so while you were out of town, what actually
scratched up the front of your car?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
When I was where was I I don't remember where
you were like recently.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I think when you were in Miami, you were flying,
you were doing. Yeah, what happened. It wasn't my fault.
But I'm going to have to take the playe.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I mean, but where's the scratch.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's all fixed. I didn't tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So this is the second time you do that to
my car because last year, no actually this year, by mistake,
you said something about my escalade and then you realize that,
oh my god, I gave it away. And I said,
what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
My my car was the botto shop. So he basically
didn't Yes, you did our work with a garbage can.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, it wasn't my fault. That wasn't my fault at work.
A garbage can blew into your car, a big dumpster.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Driving my car anyway, I felt like driving it, but
let me come clean anyways, So he didn't tell me anything.
It was a big dent he got to fix. And
then my nanny was the laughing Storica going, oh my god,
now she knows. So now you're telling me there's a
second bump to my car.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
After Dylan's I'm coming clean because I want this to
be like a fresh because you're awful driver. No. So
after Dylan's birthday, we had the big you know, the
cooking device out that warms things up, the warmer, and
I guess my mom had just put it in the
garage and because you usually keep it in the pantry,
and she's put it under the chair where it was
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poking completely out instead of like lined up against the wall.
And I was backing your car out. I have no
idea why I was driving your car, but I was
backing your car out. It caught that machine on the tire,
moved the metal barstool that's in there, did the wall
in the garage and completely crushed in your fender and
your bumper. Cost me two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, how do you get it fixed? So fast?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I went to my boy Chris at the body shop.
Was dealing with my mom's car now in Melissa's car.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And that's why I don't want my car anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But it looks it does.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But you know, when you have a car and then
you have your first accident. You don't love the car
as watching you're.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Watching scratching your bumper that you've had forever, that you
didn't fix bumper on your bumper, what you do on
thet thing. My point is it wasn't my fault. First
of all, I didn't put the thing that my mom
realized after the fact she was like, oh my gosh.
And then got there.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And then yesterday he comes into the house going unbelievable.
This is like two days ago he crashed Melissa's car.
Brent Carlisa, I apologize for my husband bumper, and then yeah,
it's gonna cost you a chunk of money. So the
point that she needs to now take uber he's paying
for her ubers and then he's also renting his mom
a rental car. Anyways, so yesterday the cleaners came to
(04:09):
the house and they were unpacking ride their car, and
they left the vacuum cleaner in the.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Middle of the driveway.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It doesn't matter, but I don't know why you're thinking.
I don't know what you're doing that the gate opens,
he comes in, he doesn't see the vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm coming up a slope smash the vacuum. Listen, I'm
coming up on a slope and I'm turning. I say
hi to them. They smile and say hi. They never
had said stop, let us clear something out of the way.
And then I realized I ran over their vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I've been telling Eric, Eric, what's happening? Are you happy
with your life? Are you like, are you getting a
little old? What is going on? You're becoming a little sloppy.
And this is the guy, the less sloppy gent the
least sloppy gentleman in the world. He is so on
it about everything now. He leaves close inside planes, He
(04:58):
forgets things before we get to the airport. He's smashing
my car. Doesn't something anything that lies about it? He
is smashing vacuum cleaners. I mean like, and this is
the something. This is a wrong with Eric. Eric is
the worst rapper guys. And I sell my kids all
the time. I chase a hole in the street, right,
there's a pothole. That's what you call it, buttholethole, I
(05:19):
said it, butle no, there's a plothole. He drives straight
to the freaking hole. He would be like this way, oh, pothole.
It's unbelievable, not true. It's part of your charm anyway,
hashtag potholeer.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I just thought it would be great to come clean this.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Anything you want to come
clean with me about you like to share this?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Zero Bom, I have never smashed your car.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I know anything else in life you want to share about?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
What have I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Stolen something lost, something taken something to mine.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Zero, I'm a very clean cut person.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Mm hmm. Well, I'm sorry your car looks great, but
it wasn't my fault. My mom realized after. She was like,
oh my god, Eric Island and you think before you
see it's on the other side of the car, and
I'm completely just backing out. It's never been there.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's a car that has a camera as everywhere, so
I'm sure that.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's on the ground and it's never been there before.
But if you just have the damage it racked, I
mean it took the whole stool, dented the wall. Alex
came and painted and patched the whole. That's what I
haven't seen up smashed the whole friend, Oh my god. Anyway,
I feel much better about myself.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Now and driving my car a disaster. I have no secrets.
We had a great party, guys. We had a beautiful
and the sixteenth we did a little Christmas gathering with
friends and family. It was so much fun. We did
it because Sabella as part of her Santa Claus list,
she she went to a party. And when you want
to party is I want a big party that we
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used to do before COVID because we are the house
that we always host people right, and we threw a
party with a magician and j karaoke and incredible catering
by Carla. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It was a lot of fun we had like we had.
The magician was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It was phenomenal. Dylan singing on top of the.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Freaking Dylan drink named after him, He's at the bar
or drink called the Dylan a little mocktail and then
Dirty Dylan.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
If you add an alcohol to mock you know that
I am developing the help of God and I am
developing a brand. I want to develop a I want
to a mocktail. I am doing it.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'm going to call on Dylan true Valentino like dropping
hits in the karaoke.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Guys, true. What is his character's name in the Rookie
Aaron Aaron Thorson, Yeah, Aaron Thorston. Yeah, just guys is
in Spanish? Is talented true Latina true Valentino can seeing
an act and dance and he's a comedian. I love him.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We have on the podcast. He's a funny guy. Anyways,
let's you know, let's talk about uh Rosi and Eric
the end of year awards between the two of us.
Who wins the twenty twenty three award for the following?
Who is the most patient this year? Wow? We might
we might both lose in this one.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, we're not patient.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
We don't have a lot of patience this year. I
think it's something we should actually resolution. We really need
more patience. We both did not have a lot of
patience with anything or anybody. We were short fused this
year with anything. We failed back Who is the most forgiven?
Probably equal again, I guess on that we failed.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, but we're we're workingful best best sense of humor
of course me?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, me, no, definitely the funnier one in this relationship.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Since when always never I make everyone laugh? No, you don't.
I am the funny one. Make anyone. Most optimistic I
am Are you joking? The most pessimistic person? Everything is
that you're like miss mister pessimist.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You're okay, you're probably You're probably with that best communicator me, Yeah,
you communicate. Most accountable me?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What do you mean? Most accountable?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Most accountable? I'm the one that owns up to any
mistakes much faster. My car telling me I just owned
up to it, okay, months after everything else in life,
I own up much faster. I'm accountable to after I
am accountable. We do something wrong and I say I'm
really sorry I did it wrong. Oh yeah, me too. Okay,
I got the most accountable You?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Who is twenty twenty three Award to the following negative
is laziest?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
No question? Who gets up earlier every single day?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But does you because Dylan calls you? Are You're the
lucky parent? Goes yeah, I want to wake up.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Every time you every time you have any second off.
Who's under the covers in bed? What you You're always
under cover in bed? Do you? Who is the first
one to we race every night? Like literally, I'm not
kidding you A a race people to see who can
be showered, teeth brushing, in the covers under the bed
version is.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
My favor of the day when I.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Go to bed at night. Who's who does it? Who?
It's a race every time.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Who's a clumsiest?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Eric?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You are clumsy?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah? Probably probably mere.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Driver had a whole ten minutes conversation about who's the
worst driver?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Argue that Eric? More stressed? Eric, Where do you get stressed? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Messiest mess you are you joking?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Are you joking? Eric Roslin?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
How many podcasts do we do about how anal and
O c D? I am about having everything perfect?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Terrible? Most stressed?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Stress? You question super stressed?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You are more more stressed.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
No more stress? Speeding is? Who is?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Everything is? I'm efficient a mosquito. You're most stressed, most tardy?
I am all the time?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I am.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
We should have thought about these things before the resolution.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Let me ask you something. So what does a typical
Rus and Eric family Christmas look alike? And what would
it look like this year? So we're not traveling, Yeah,
sometimes we're traveling. That's like a big we're going to
put ac off for Christmas? Not this time.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I had the same last year. I don't think we
were imported regal last year. I think it was also very.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
We did I think it was with Paul and your mom.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
We took Yeah, some people came up. It was very
shell How was.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Your life changed since last Christmas? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Hm hm oh?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Has it changed?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well? A bit more stressful, I think this year. I
think twenty year was more stressful year.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It was crazy to strike and the strike was a
problem looking for houses and Eric never wanted to move.
I guess I'm I'm going to be in my house
for another twenty five years. And what else I'm crushing
my car and not telling me, and didn't start a
kindergarten that's been really successful.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What else? It's just I don't know why. It was
a stressful year. But we're developing so many things.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
We're working in so many things, and then you know,
when you're working on something, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Have a lot of announcements. I'll say in twenty twenty four,
we're gonna have a lot of announcement. It was wanting a.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Lot of seeds, twenty twenty three working our pots off,
and then twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five, I
think is all the fruits.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Are going to labor? Yeah, yeah, all right, what uh
do you try to make it special for your loved ones.
What does a holiday season? We try to make it special.
I mean, my mom is here. We try to get
make things kind of nice the holidays.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
How specially Christmas tree is always a hit.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
And we do think that we love decorating.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, we love it. We love it. What are your manifestations?
What are your goals for twenty twenty four? Besides your health?
And you want to like what you say, Sting an
optimal ten guy? What Gary Broka, you know, he's you.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Know, health, but also, like you said, we're planning through
a lot of seeds business wise, you know, I'm trying
to continue to grow things on the business front. You know,
it's one of the things about me that, aside from act,
I've always wanted to be smarter and better in business,
and I think that's kind of been my drive going
to twenty four. So I'm hoping that twenty four is
going to be a year that we continue to work
hard and see some of the rewards from it, like
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just seeing things come to life.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I think twenty twenty four is going to be very promising.
You know what, There's three things that I really want.
Number one is I want to do my movie The Arimohercafe.
I've been trying to direct this thing for two years,
and I think beginning of twenty twenty four is happening.
I'm excited. It is my next baby. I want to
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be able to land another TV show.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I want to be in Los Angeles and Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I want to be back on TV. I don't want
to do a pilot. I want to do a straight series.
So I know that I'm going to have at least
twelve episodes. So my movie a TV show, and I
am going back to dance and singing classes.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I like how I'm in that somewhere. What are you?
More time with my husband, quality of time, be a
great wife, more romantic.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Work I'm not always talking about I move into personal life.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Okay. I would like in the new year to see you.
I'd like us to have more uh, more romantic twenty
twenty four, more time with each other, less screen time. Okay,
why are you laughing?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Not laughing?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I'm saying, okay, came and contain yourself. Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh man, Well you know what I read? I didn't read.
I was listening to a podcast about menopause and estrogen.
And hormones for females. And I learned so much, you know,
and and a lot of times you know with women
are women are tired and and stuff changes. You know,
(14:54):
it has to do with hormo. So I'm taking care
of that so I can thrive when it comes. So
all aspects of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
To talk about with Gary Brock and all that and
try and do. It's amazing the health we're with this guy.
He's got the ten X human what is it Ultimate
Ultimate human ten x an ex Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Between Daryl doctor Daryl Geoffrey, which we just had on
the podcast, and Gary Bracka, which is another incredible biologist functional.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He's not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Scientist, he's an incredible encyclopedia of just how to maximize
your health and keep you young basically. And because we
are already we're middle agers is that a word, middle ages,
you know, and we have young children. We want to
we want to be able to maximize again and be
in optical health condition so we can just be around
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for a long time and not be around sick, and
be around tired, and be around just you know, not
functioning one hundred percent. We want to be around feeling
like we are twenty five, So we have started this journey.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I have a long way to go for that.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But no, but you gotta be fine. I think you're
gonna be fine. You're not complaining about your legs.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Your leg to embattle, But that's all right.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
No. Yeah, we're working on things, and you keep working
on stuff to make it better. So that's the kind
of year, you know, we don't have a positive healthy
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Let's talk gifts. Yes, am I getting gifts for Christmas?
I know one already, it's.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Under the tree gift you picked out your gift? Oh
my god, in SEEO. Well to talk about the anniversary
gift that got you as a surprise, and then my
anniversary gift that came a month later.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I order it father that you didn't even appreciate.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It was so cute.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I want to use it.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I mean, listen, I thought, I think I got you
a great Christmas gift. I don't expect much from you
about it. You know, I got you a great anniversary gift,
Christmas gift. I'd like to we're different like that. You're
very I think we give each other nice gifts. But
we're I mean our focus is the kids. I don't
really focus on and then we do night. I mean,
are you doing like are you going crazy that I
don't know about?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Well, you have something that I think.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I got socks, and I got some pants, and I
got like and I think I got you some jewelry
and I got.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Like, do you get me last year?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It was something nice and I think you gave me
like some pants.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's usually what happens. I feel like I'm the better
gift give.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
The right there are two things that I want.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Been the better gift giver.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, yeah, I think so I got you which we're
going to cross body.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I got you some really dope handmade shoes, custom made
that are awesome for anniversary. And you got me luggage.
Oh the shoes. I think I'm a better gift giver
as of recent.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
No, my luggage was very expensive and it's something you
need to do something for my birthday and for Mother's Day.
I need.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You're already going a year ahead.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm on cow is it call?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Is this device that you use to make your own
plant based milk? So you put the almonds or the
cashews or whatever you want. To do and it makes
milk and I'm obsessed with it. So that's a great gift.
I'm on cow, No, cow, cow, it's a machine. It's
called show. I'm on chow.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh my god, this is what you want. You're talking
about your birthday coming next year. You're talking about Christmas
birth all over the place.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I'm on show.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I have no idea what you're talking about. She wants
to start making her own bread, making own milk.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Start doing that.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
You make dinner tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And I also need you know what I also need, Eric,
I would like to have another pr p here. I'm
on armond cow. Yeah, I'm on cow. Is this thing
over here?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
And then I need another perp?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah? From my face? Let the vampire official. I need
to remove, get some blood work plasma, put it back
into my face. Okay, so I don't have to do
botoks and none of that plasma. So you do it too.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
These gifts that you want, and.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You know what I want. I want to I want
to know listen. I want to love, understanding, compassion, support, complicity.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
This is deep.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yesterday. Oh I want to yesterday yesterday? Uh huh, yeah,
that's what I want. What do you want?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I think, what do you want? I just want to
have a hug, have a good Christmas. I don't need
a lot. I don't need gifts.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We're having a good Christmas.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't need gifts.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You do simple, You need words of affirmation. Yeah, you're beautiful,
you're wonderful, You're a wonderful days like sex tickets, an
amazing husband, sex tickets, elaborate.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
No, like joking like there's like little passes tickets whatever.
I don't know. I'm simple. I'm simple in gifts. I
don't know. I don't know what. Okay, yeah that works.
All those things that will be give me loaded all
the tree.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And you are my favorite Santa.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Thank you, thank you. This might be our last year.
This is our last year definitely knowing Santa. Are this
our last year with Sebbi knowing Santa, which is a
big chance. Like her fully like she's picking out all
her own gifts completely. Last year she was a little bit,
but we like off, we need to do the She's
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now involved with Elf on the shelf. She painted my toenails.
There's still painting. I need you to take it off. No,
I told her to take it off. Unbelievable. But she's
the there's our last year with that for Christmas, which
is it's weird having Samella set up all the elf
on the shelf and do all that stuff and help
me with everything this because we've been lying to all
(21:04):
these years with this album the Shelf, so this is
the first year. I'm like, sev you go do it,
go set it up and crushed Dylan is Yeah, we
crushed her a few more years.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
She was excited. She's like, can I touch them? Because
you know, you're not supposed to touch them, so for
twelve years she was not allowed to touch them because
they lose their magic.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
So she's like, can I just grab it?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Can I just touch I've been waiting to touch them.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I was like, oh my god, so much, so much new,
and so much coming to and end this Christmas. But
it's good.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
So we are hoping and wishing everybody to have an
amazing twenty twenty four. We appreciate so much your comments,
your beautiful videos and collages. We have like a very
a group of fans that are hardcore that they just
support everything we do, and we want you to know
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that it's not unnoticed that we know you that we
read and that we appreciate it. We are hoping that
a season three happens. You know, we're getting busier and
busier when it comes to our schedules, but we truly
enjoy doing the podcast and we're grateful you have anything
(22:12):
to add.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, that was a lot. Thank you, everybody, love, Thanks
for listening. Don't forget to write us a review and
tell us what you think.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
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Speaker 2 (22:34):
See you next time. I
This is he said a yaviho with Eric Winter and
Rodalin Fantaz. Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I am?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Good? Pies Navi that this is a Christmas episode.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Christmas that was my favorite time of year. I would
say that, I know you love it, but let's talk,
you know, I want to talk about a couple before
we dive into different things about Christmas. I've already had
a pretty rough end to this year.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Why well dramatic.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, the guy at the body shops become my best friend.
I feel like I've been there quite a bit. My
mom crashed her car on the side. I uh, for
all you rookie fans out there, I'm a great driver.
Let me start with that.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm a great driver.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You are off.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And I made a turn and bumped into Melissa's new car,
which was embarrassing, and it became the joke at work
because we always make fun of her for naving driver's license,
finally getting one and being like a grandma when she drives.
And then I bump into her car and I'm gonna
get I want to get this off my chest because
I don't you know, We're going into a new year
(01:13):
and I have to share a little secret with you.
What so while you were out of town, what actually
scratched up the front of your car?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
When I was where was I I don't remember where
you were like recently.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I think when you were in Miami, you were flying,
you were doing. Yeah, what happened. It wasn't my fault.
But I'm going to have to take the playe.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I mean, but where's the scratch.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's all fixed. I didn't tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So this is the second time you do that to
my car because last year, no actually this year, by mistake,
you said something about my escalade and then you realize that,
oh my god, I gave it away. And I said,
what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
My my car was the botto shop. So he basically
didn't Yes, you did our work with a garbage can.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, it wasn't my fault. That wasn't my fault at work.
A garbage can blew into your car, a big dumpster.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Driving my car anyway, I felt like driving it, but
let me come clean anyways, So he didn't tell me anything.
It was a big dent he got to fix. And
then my nanny was the laughing Storica going, oh my god,
now she knows. So now you're telling me there's a
second bump to my car.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
After Dylan's I'm coming clean because I want this to
be like a fresh because you're awful driver. No. So
after Dylan's birthday, we had the big you know, the
cooking device out that warms things up, the warmer, and
I guess my mom had just put it in the
garage and because you usually keep it in the pantry,
and she's put it under the chair where it was
(02:44):
poking completely out instead of like lined up against the wall.
And I was backing your car out. I have no
idea why I was driving your car, but I was
backing your car out. It caught that machine on the tire,
moved the metal barstool that's in there, did the wall
in the garage and completely crushed in your fender and
your bumper. Cost me two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, how do you get it fixed? So fast?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I went to my boy Chris at the body shop.
Was dealing with my mom's car now in Melissa's car.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And that's why I don't want my car anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But it looks it does.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But you know, when you have a car and then
you have your first accident. You don't love the car
as watching you're.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Watching scratching your bumper that you've had forever, that you
didn't fix bumper on your bumper, what you do on
thet thing. My point is it wasn't my fault. First
of all, I didn't put the thing that my mom
realized after the fact she was like, oh my gosh.
And then got there.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And then yesterday he comes into the house going unbelievable.
This is like two days ago he crashed Melissa's car.
Brent Carlisa, I apologize for my husband bumper, and then yeah,
it's gonna cost you a chunk of money. So the
point that she needs to now take uber he's paying
for her ubers and then he's also renting his mom
a rental car. Anyways, so yesterday the cleaners came to
(04:09):
the house and they were unpacking ride their car, and
they left the vacuum cleaner in the.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Middle of the driveway.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It doesn't matter, but I don't know why you're thinking.
I don't know what you're doing that the gate opens,
he comes in, he doesn't see the vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm coming up a slope smash the vacuum. Listen, I'm
coming up on a slope and I'm turning. I say
hi to them. They smile and say hi. They never
had said stop, let us clear something out of the way.
And then I realized I ran over their vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I've been telling Eric, Eric, what's happening? Are you happy
with your life? Are you like, are you getting a
little old? What is going on? You're becoming a little sloppy.
And this is the guy, the less sloppy gent the
least sloppy gentleman in the world. He is so on
it about everything now. He leaves close inside planes, He
(04:58):
forgets things before we get to the airport. He's smashing
my car. Doesn't something anything that lies about it? He
is smashing vacuum cleaners. I mean like, and this is
the something. This is a wrong with Eric. Eric is
the worst rapper guys. And I sell my kids all
the time. I chase a hole in the street, right,
there's a pothole. That's what you call it, buttholethole, I
(05:19):
said it, butle no, there's a plothole. He drives straight
to the freaking hole. He would be like this way, oh, pothole.
It's unbelievable, not true. It's part of your charm anyway,
hashtag potholeer.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I just thought it would be great to come clean this.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Anything you want to come
clean with me about you like to share this?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Zero Bom, I have never smashed your car.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I know anything else in life you want to share about?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
What have I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Stolen something lost, something taken something to mine.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Zero, I'm a very clean cut person.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Mm hmm. Well, I'm sorry your car looks great, but
it wasn't my fault. My mom realized after. She was like,
oh my god, Eric Island and you think before you
see it's on the other side of the car, and
I'm completely just backing out. It's never been there.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's a car that has a camera as everywhere, so
I'm sure that.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's on the ground and it's never been there before.
But if you just have the damage it racked, I
mean it took the whole stool, dented the wall. Alex
came and painted and patched the whole. That's what I
haven't seen up smashed the whole friend, Oh my god. Anyway,
I feel much better about myself.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Now and driving my car a disaster. I have no secrets.
We had a great party, guys. We had a beautiful
and the sixteenth we did a little Christmas gathering with
friends and family. It was so much fun. We did
it because Sabella as part of her Santa Claus list,
she she went to a party. And when you want
to party is I want a big party that we
(06:52):
used to do before COVID because we are the house
that we always host people right, and we threw a
party with a magician and j karaoke and incredible catering
by Carla. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It was a lot of fun we had like we had.
The magician was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It was phenomenal. Dylan singing on top of the.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Freaking Dylan drink named after him, He's at the bar
or drink called the Dylan a little mocktail and then
Dirty Dylan.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
If you add an alcohol to mock you know that
I am developing the help of God and I am
developing a brand. I want to develop a I want
to a mocktail. I am doing it.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'm going to call on Dylan true Valentino like dropping
hits in the karaoke.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Guys, true. What is his character's name in the Rookie
Aaron Aaron Thorson, Yeah, Aaron Thorston. Yeah, just guys is
in Spanish? Is talented true Latina true Valentino can seeing
an act and dance and he's a comedian. I love him.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We have on the podcast. He's a funny guy. Anyways,
let's you know, let's talk about uh Rosi and Eric
the end of year awards between the two of us.
Who wins the twenty twenty three award for the following?
Who is the most patient this year? Wow? We might
we might both lose in this one.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, we're not patient.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
We don't have a lot of patience this year. I
think it's something we should actually resolution. We really need
more patience. We both did not have a lot of
patience with anything or anybody. We were short fused this
year with anything. We failed back Who is the most forgiven?
Probably equal again, I guess on that we failed.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, but we're we're workingful best best sense of humor
of course me?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, me, no, definitely the funnier one in this relationship.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Since when always never I make everyone laugh? No, you don't.
I am the funny one. Make anyone. Most optimistic I
am Are you joking? The most pessimistic person? Everything is
that you're like miss mister pessimist.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You're okay, you're probably You're probably with that best communicator me, Yeah,
you communicate. Most accountable me?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What do you mean? Most accountable?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Most accountable? I'm the one that owns up to any
mistakes much faster. My car telling me I just owned
up to it, okay, months after everything else in life,
I own up much faster. I'm accountable to after I
am accountable. We do something wrong and I say I'm
really sorry I did it wrong. Oh yeah, me too. Okay,
I got the most accountable You?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Who is twenty twenty three Award to the following negative
is laziest?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
No question? Who gets up earlier every single day?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But does you because Dylan calls you? Are You're the
lucky parent? Goes yeah, I want to wake up.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Every time you every time you have any second off.
Who's under the covers in bed? What you You're always
under cover in bed? Do you? Who is the first
one to we race every night? Like literally, I'm not
kidding you A a race people to see who can
be showered, teeth brushing, in the covers under the bed
version is.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
My favor of the day when I.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Go to bed at night. Who's who does it? Who?
It's a race every time.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Who's a clumsiest?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Eric?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You are clumsy?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah? Probably probably mere.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Driver had a whole ten minutes conversation about who's the
worst driver?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Argue that Eric? More stressed? Eric, Where do you get stressed? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Messiest mess you are you joking?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Are you joking? Eric Roslin?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
How many podcasts do we do about how anal and
O c D? I am about having everything perfect?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Terrible? Most stressed?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Stress? You question super stressed?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You are more more stressed.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
No more stress? Speeding is? Who is?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Everything is? I'm efficient a mosquito. You're most stressed, most tardy?
I am all the time?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I am.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
We should have thought about these things before the resolution.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Let me ask you something. So what does a typical
Rus and Eric family Christmas look alike? And what would
it look like this year? So we're not traveling, Yeah,
sometimes we're traveling. That's like a big we're going to
put ac off for Christmas? Not this time.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I had the same last year. I don't think we
were imported regal last year. I think it was also very.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
We did I think it was with Paul and your mom.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
We took Yeah, some people came up. It was very
shell How was.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Your life changed since last Christmas? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Hm hm oh?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Has it changed?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well? A bit more stressful, I think this year. I
think twenty year was more stressful year.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It was crazy to strike and the strike was a
problem looking for houses and Eric never wanted to move.
I guess I'm I'm going to be in my house
for another twenty five years. And what else I'm crushing
my car and not telling me, and didn't start a
kindergarten that's been really successful.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What else? It's just I don't know why. It was
a stressful year. But we're developing so many things.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
We're working in so many things, and then you know,
when you're working on something, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Have a lot of announcements. I'll say in twenty twenty four,
we're gonna have a lot of announcement. It was wanting a.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Lot of seeds, twenty twenty three working our pots off,
and then twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five, I
think is all the fruits.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Are going to labor? Yeah, yeah, all right, what uh
do you try to make it special for your loved ones.
What does a holiday season? We try to make it special.
I mean, my mom is here. We try to get
make things kind of nice the holidays.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
How specially Christmas tree is always a hit.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
And we do think that we love decorating.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, we love it. We love it. What are your manifestations?
What are your goals for twenty twenty four? Besides your health?
And you want to like what you say, Sting an
optimal ten guy? What Gary Broka, you know, he's you.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Know, health, but also, like you said, we're planning through
a lot of seeds business wise, you know, I'm trying
to continue to grow things on the business front. You know,
it's one of the things about me that, aside from act,
I've always wanted to be smarter and better in business,
and I think that's kind of been my drive going
to twenty four. So I'm hoping that twenty four is
going to be a year that we continue to work
hard and see some of the rewards from it, like
(13:13):
just seeing things come to life.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I think twenty twenty four is going to be very promising.
You know what, There's three things that I really want.
Number one is I want to do my movie The Arimohercafe.
I've been trying to direct this thing for two years,
and I think beginning of twenty twenty four is happening.
I'm excited. It is my next baby. I want to
(13:36):
be able to land another TV show.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I want to be in Los Angeles and Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I want to be back on TV. I don't want
to do a pilot. I want to do a straight series.
So I know that I'm going to have at least
twelve episodes. So my movie a TV show, and I
am going back to dance and singing classes.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I like how I'm in that somewhere. What are you?
More time with my husband, quality of time, be a
great wife, more romantic.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Work I'm not always talking about I move into personal life.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Okay. I would like in the new year to see you.
I'd like us to have more uh, more romantic twenty
twenty four, more time with each other, less screen time. Okay,
why are you laughing?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Not laughing?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I'm saying, okay, came and contain yourself. Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh man, Well you know what I read? I didn't read.
I was listening to a podcast about menopause and estrogen.
And hormones for females. And I learned so much, you know,
and and a lot of times you know with women
are women are tired and and stuff changes. You know,
(14:54):
it has to do with hormo. So I'm taking care
of that so I can thrive when it comes. So
all aspects of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
To talk about with Gary Brock and all that and
try and do. It's amazing the health we're with this guy.
He's got the ten X human what is it Ultimate
Ultimate human ten x an ex Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Between Daryl doctor Daryl Geoffrey, which we just had on
the podcast, and Gary Bracka, which is another incredible biologist functional.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He's not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Scientist, he's an incredible encyclopedia of just how to maximize
your health and keep you young basically. And because we
are already we're middle agers is that a word, middle ages,
you know, and we have young children. We want to
we want to be able to maximize again and be
in optical health condition so we can just be around
(15:49):
for a long time and not be around sick, and
be around tired, and be around just you know, not
functioning one hundred percent. We want to be around feeling
like we are twenty five, So we have started this journey.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I have a long way to go for that.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But no, but you gotta be fine. I think you're
gonna be fine. You're not complaining about your legs.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Your leg to embattle, But that's all right.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
No. Yeah, we're working on things, and you keep working
on stuff to make it better. So that's the kind
of year, you know, we don't have a positive healthy
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Let's talk gifts. Yes, am I getting gifts for Christmas?
I know one already, it's.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Under the tree gift you picked out your gift? Oh
my god, in SEEO. Well to talk about the anniversary
gift that got you as a surprise, and then my
anniversary gift that came a month later.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I order it father that you didn't even appreciate.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It was so cute.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I want to use it.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I mean, listen, I thought, I think I got you
a great Christmas gift. I don't expect much from you
about it. You know, I got you a great anniversary gift,
Christmas gift. I'd like to we're different like that. You're
very I think we give each other nice gifts. But
we're I mean our focus is the kids. I don't
really focus on and then we do night. I mean,
are you doing like are you going crazy that I
don't know about?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Well, you have something that I think.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I got socks, and I got some pants, and I
got like and I think I got you some jewelry
and I got.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Like, do you get me last year?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It was something nice and I think you gave me
like some pants.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's usually what happens. I feel like I'm the better
gift give.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
The right there are two things that I want.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Been the better gift giver.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, yeah, I think so I got you which we're
going to cross body.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I got you some really dope handmade shoes, custom made
that are awesome for anniversary. And you got me luggage.
Oh the shoes. I think I'm a better gift giver
as of recent.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
No, my luggage was very expensive and it's something you
need to do something for my birthday and for Mother's Day.
I need.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You're already going a year ahead.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm on cow is it call?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Is this device that you use to make your own
plant based milk? So you put the almonds or the
cashews or whatever you want. To do and it makes
milk and I'm obsessed with it. So that's a great gift.
I'm on cow, No, cow, cow, it's a machine. It's
called show. I'm on chow.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh my god, this is what you want. You're talking
about your birthday coming next year. You're talking about Christmas
birth all over the place.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I'm on show.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I have no idea what you're talking about. She wants
to start making her own bread, making own milk.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Start doing that.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
You make dinner tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And I also need you know what I also need, Eric,
I would like to have another pr p here. I'm
on armond cow. Yeah, I'm on cow. Is this thing
over here?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
And then I need another perp?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah? From my face? Let the vampire official. I need
to remove, get some blood work plasma, put it back
into my face. Okay, so I don't have to do
botoks and none of that plasma. So you do it too.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
These gifts that you want, and.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You know what I want. I want to I want
to know listen. I want to love, understanding, compassion, support, complicity.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
This is deep.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yesterday. Oh I want to yesterday yesterday? Uh huh, yeah,
that's what I want. What do you want?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I think, what do you want? I just want to
have a hug, have a good Christmas. I don't need
a lot. I don't need gifts.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We're having a good Christmas.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't need gifts.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You do simple, You need words of affirmation. Yeah, you're beautiful,
you're wonderful, You're a wonderful days like sex tickets, an
amazing husband, sex tickets, elaborate.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
No, like joking like there's like little passes tickets whatever.
I don't know. I'm simple. I'm simple in gifts. I
don't know. I don't know what. Okay, yeah that works.
All those things that will be give me loaded all
the tree.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And you are my favorite Santa.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Thank you, thank you. This might be our last year.
This is our last year definitely knowing Santa. Are this
our last year with Sebbi knowing Santa, which is a
big chance. Like her fully like she's picking out all
her own gifts completely. Last year she was a little bit,
but we like off, we need to do the She's
(20:44):
now involved with Elf on the shelf. She painted my toenails.
There's still painting. I need you to take it off. No,
I told her to take it off. Unbelievable. But she's
the there's our last year with that for Christmas, which
is it's weird having Samella set up all the elf
on the shelf and do all that stuff and help
me with everything this because we've been lying to all
(21:04):
these years with this album the Shelf, so this is
the first year. I'm like, sev you go do it,
go set it up and crushed Dylan is Yeah, we
crushed her a few more years.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
She was excited. She's like, can I touch them? Because
you know, you're not supposed to touch them, so for
twelve years she was not allowed to touch them because
they lose their magic.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
So she's like, can I just grab it?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Can I just touch I've been waiting to touch them.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I was like, oh my god, so much, so much new,
and so much coming to and end this Christmas. But
it's good.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
So we are hoping and wishing everybody to have an
amazing twenty twenty four. We appreciate so much your comments,
your beautiful videos and collages. We have like a very
a group of fans that are hardcore that they just
support everything we do, and we want you to know
(21:52):
that it's not unnoticed that we know you that we
read and that we appreciate it. We are hoping that
a season three happens. You know, we're getting busier and
busier when it comes to our schedules, but we truly
enjoy doing the podcast and we're grateful you have anything
(22:12):
to add.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, that was a lot. Thank you, everybody, love, Thanks
for listening. Don't forget to write us a review and
tell us what you think.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
If you want to follow us on Instagram, check us
out at he said Ajab or an email Eric and
Ross at iHeartRadio dot com. He said, Ajab is part
of iHeartRadio's Mike would do that podcast network.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
See you next time. I
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