May 8, 2024 • 38 mins
The first ever criminal trial for a president and it's all over trying to cover up a sneaky link.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Calls media, what you won't do do photos, you tried everything.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You won't give.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I came back to let you know, got a thing
for you and I can't let go. If you want
to know what wrong with me? I had to ask my.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
DJ friends down at club Real Ones and I text
DJ Molski pray. I was like, how many songs are
there about how.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Men will do anything for the punani?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
How it was a heterosexual men obviously, you know, Like
how many songs are about that that like the power
of the pe the just the how all logic goes
out the window like just nothing, like like Chris Brown
(01:18):
and Quavo, like somebody really need to sit them down.
It has something like they arguing over a girl like this,
the I don't know what it is about, like it's
short circuits and unless you have good male mentorship, like
(01:38):
obviously I'm speaking in gross generalities here, but again this
is the hood of politics we talk about, like hood
dudes like or just us who grew up in the city,
unless you have because if all you have as a mentor.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Is the dog pound singing, it ain't no fun.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
If the homies can't have none, you know, and then
you got wet ass pussy, you know, saying for if
your anaconda, you feel me, if this is all you got,
you know, a rich nigga, big that's my type.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That's my type nigga, that's my type.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
If that's all you got to mentor you you ain't
got no like real like good male leadership to help
you understand, especially when when that part of your body
start activating that like a homie, like, I know it's
your it's it's the blood flow, liker. Your brain and
your genitals are fighting for attention in the blood flow.
(02:36):
Like you need to make sure that the blood goes
to your brain so that you think with that part
of your body rather than the lower half of your body.
I like, you need you need somebody that understands what
you going through, like what the like, like what is
the testosteroe that is coursing through your veins right now?
(02:59):
Just the part of your migdala that is Like you
need a man that go now, homie, I get it,
you know, And you need to keep your head about you,
to keep.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Your heart about you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
That's not just gonna be like don't tryst them house,
like somebody that's gonna give you real mentorship, because if
you don't, you can't blame nobody but yourself for whatever
demidse you find my confessions. The song is about the
fact that he knew. You're just saying the usher knew. Okay,
(03:33):
fabo song fabulous is fabo but his song. But I
can't let you go. You're the only one in my life.
I already got a wife. I can't leave you alone.
I know I'm living wrong. How many songs are about
the fact that everything you know to be right, true
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and good goes out the window when when sex is
an option, and the reality is when it comes to
two consenting adults, no matter how logical or illogical, this
choice is, no matter what either of these people do
for a living, trying to sneak you a little some
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some and then trying to cover it up is just
not illegal, because.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Who among us.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Have not found ourselves in a situation where our genitals
did the thinking. The problem is, you can't use my
money to cover up your problems.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
We got to talk about this trunk case hood politics, y'all.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
All right, alright, alright, So I can't tell you the
future in the sense that like I don't know where
this case is as of the time that you hear this,
because I am recording this on April twenty second, the
day after the first day or the day of opening statements.
(05:15):
In this particular trial, they went through selecting the jurors,
which we're going to go over just to help you again, listen,
I'm just here to translate. Okay, you've probably seen this
all over the news already. I'm pretty sure this is like,
oh news for y'all, but like there are particular things
that like I just want to make sure y'all understand
(05:36):
what's happening right now.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They done done that.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I'm pretty sure by now you've heard Trump's side and
the state side or the federal government side.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
This is a federal case, and I want you to
get some thing straight, like.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Whether you are outraged by the very existence of mister
drump or you are outrage that he's even on trial,
just be outraged for the right reason. Just at least
know what you talking about. There's so many characters that
(06:11):
like go back so long that like, if you don't
like this is why I felt like I should probably
do an episode on this, because it's like, let's let's
let's sift through this, let's get the story straight, and
then let's move forward. Okay, But the anchoring premise about this,
and it ends up being Trump's defense, is you need
to understand what he's actually on trial for.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
And it ain't for the nookie.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
That's for all my limp biscuit fans for the knookie,
because it's actually not illegal to have an affair. And again,
who among us what you won't do now when you
know you wrong, what you won't do to cover that up?
He not on trial for trying to cover it up either,
So like make sure you not make sure you you
(06:57):
mad about the right things. Right now, we need talk
about the legalities and is there anything going on because truthfully,
what you want to do? Like seriously, though, like I
wonder if y'all could, like, man, we have no system
for you guys to reply to us, but if you
just hit me on like exert, Instagram or whatever, like,
(07:18):
I would love to hear some of the lengths that
you have gone to cover your tracks. And in that sense,
can we not all relate to Donald Trump like the
lins you would go to cover up your dirt when
you out here doing diabolical, nasty work, and you know
(07:40):
it's nasty work. I bet I bet some of y'all
got stories. Y'all got stories? How far you've gone to
cover up your dirt?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Listen?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Can you please hopefully it's years ago that the stories
you go tell me, but please.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Send me them stories.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I'm gonna figure out a way to somehow if y'all down, like,
I would love to repeat them on the show.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Send me.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I want to hear your stories about you tried to
cover up your dirt, which again is not illegal depending
on how you tried to cover it up. Now, if
you bury a body like don't like if you was like,
oh I murdered this dude and then we buried them
at my grandma's house, Okay, that's still a crime.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Like I just hold up, I'm.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Talking more like so I'm a little less serious than that,
a little less felony than that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Just send me stuff that I can laugh at.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Okay, Now, on a serious note, there is as someone
who just just watching how many historical moments are happening
right now, is I would love to just kind of
stop and put like a serious pin in that, Like
a former president is facing criminal charge this is the
first time, like ever, Like, let's not add the fact
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that he's probably going to be the next president.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Again, let's not add that. Let's not add the.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Fact that maybe we're not going that far, but the
fact that he is the presumptive Republican nominee for the presidency. Like,
that's already its own story. I'm saying, a former president
is being is on trial in a criminal trial. That's history. Okay,
so let's do that. There is a little bit of comedy,
(09:49):
which is part of why I named to show the
way I named it is of all the crimes that
presidents have done, what finally brought a US president to his.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Knees finally is the poonami.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
We knew the demise of every heterosexual man.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's gonna always be his junk, Like we just who couldn't.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
This would finally look seasons ago, I was like, wouldn't
it be crazy? Of all the things that take Trump out,
it's the hymn smashing a porn star. Like of all
the of all the insurrection, of all the of all
of it, the thing that finally take this man down,
the thing that finally got this man on.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Trial is the cooch. I just I'm like, how poetic like?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
And again he's he's in a crowded room of presidents
who've committed criminal acts.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
It looks it ain't been but forty five of them,
forty six of them.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, for five of them, niggas be committing crimes. Like, don't.
Let's not act like they don't commit crimes.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I'm just saying he the first one to face an
actual trial for it, and of all the crimes to
get faced four is this one is fun again, but
again understanding the premise, like, he not on trial for
smashing Stormy Danders Daniels. That's not hilly, which means that
how do you pick talk about a high profile case,
(11:26):
how you pick a jury for this? I like, I
just like, I like, let's step back and think about
this for a second. The jury is supposed to be
by design of your peers, right, This is supposed to
be the most purest of a democracy. Where like a
tenant of function of who we are as a nation,
(11:47):
that you are presumed innocent. You have to be proven guilty,
how not by some magistrate, not by some priest, not
by some sort of tincture of witchcraft. Not by like
tying you to a brick and throwing you into the
ocean and seeing if you float.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Not by that, no, by other citizens.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
They supposed to look at your case and be like,
I'm one of you, and by design.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
This is what a jury is supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
By design, they supposed to listen to the thing and
be like, I don't know, hommy, they got a point,
or they could be like, I don't know, I'm not
feeling it, like I'm one of you and I'm just
really I'm just not feeling it like that's supposed to
be a function. And of course the jury has power
to like throw the case, like they could just be like,
I we won't think neither of y'all proved anything.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Hung jury, you could do that.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
But the point is, the concept is if all men again,
there's stuff about this that is laughable, but the concept is,
if all men are created, if we are all equal
under the law. I don't care if you're a president
or a houseless person. When you are in court, it
is not some power on high. Is a jury of
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your peers that listen to you, and we're supposed to
be able to say, look, even y'all homies think you tripping?
Or the homies we listen into this and we like, nah,
I stand with my ill stand with the homie here,
Like I think I think y'all tripping. Now, let's add
some layers of complication to this, like, like, let's think
about this for a second. I'm pretty sure you'll already
know all this stuff, but like I just want to
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like couch it all together.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
If that's if that's the design.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
How Like it's already hard enough to do it for
celebrities because the question is can you be impartial? And
now when you say impartial, it doesn't necessarily mean you
don't have an opinion, because again, in some senses, to
be a for the design to work, to be a
good jury, you have to be somewhat informed as to
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like what's going on in the world with the world
and how.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
The justice system works.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I'm not supposed to be able to pull you up
under a out from up under a rock and put
you on this and be like, well, I'm indifferent, Like
you can't. It's impossible to being different because and that's
by design. Because you are a citizen, you live in
this country. That's why you should be part of the
ones that helps us decide what's going on here, because
the shit is supposed to matter to you, even if
you don't know the defendant personally. The fact that that
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defendant is a fellow American is supposed to be a
part of the things, and not only a fellow American
you from my hood. That's why you when crimes are committed,
is that's why people argue about where they want the
case happening and why sometimes for the defendant, what might
be like I need to change a venue because I
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feel like I'm not gonna get a fair trial here.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It's too much bias.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Nigga, this is New York. Who don't have an opinion
on Donald Trump. Let's forget the fact that he was
a president. Like who don't have an opinion on Donald Trump?
How but like you cannot do it in New York
because that's part of the design. Now, add to the
fact that, like demand was our how he was our president,
it was people got strong feelings about your boy. And
(15:00):
on top of that, add another layer. Y'all know how
Trump moved. Nigga, he gonna air you out, He gonna
try to scare you, because I mean guys like like
if you don't know by now, like he moved pretty
pretty mabvish like when he don't like he ain't gonna
like you ain't gonna get the cement shoes, but like
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some of his goons might do it. He got shooters
in the streets, he'd like, we know he could green
light somebody and then walk away from it like he
ain't do it. I mean, January sixth of it all
like that was green light.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
We all know.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So even if you have a jury and that's what
that's what was happening, you have jurors that could be
like I could be impartial because I just believe in
the law and I have opinions about him, but I
listened to the case to be like, well, again, being
an asshole ain't illegal. Having a different political pointe viewpoint
ain't illegal. Being a sliineball ain't illegal. So I could
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listen to what you're saying and be like, yeah, but
did he break the law? Is the question into what
he extent? Did he break the law? That's the actual question,
which I'm going to dive in a little more too.
But if you're gonna air out my name and address
and we know what happens, to jurors like you from
the hood. You know exactly what happens to jurors. You
know what I'm saying. If you've seen a movie, you
know what happens to jurors if you get aired out
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like that, Especially a situation when you're dealing with somebody
that's like relatively crime boss or at least fashions himself
as such. It's not it ain't safe you active or civilian,
it's not safe.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
So how can you get a juror how can you
get a jury?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
In a lot of ways, this situation exposed some of
the holes and the gaps in our logic. Because I'm
speaking from a historical standpoint. This is probably one of
the craziest stress tests we've had for a long time,
like every once in a while, you know the Bay
of Pigs back then, that was the stress test of
our system. Like we almost ended the Western hemisphere, you
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feel me. Obviously the of a war, the greatest stress
test ever, you know, and it snapped and then we
had to put it back together. You understand what I'm saying.
This is stress test, bro, Like is this I mean
we've been what iffed into a corner like that where
I don't know if there's any scenario. Like again, I'm
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not I'm speaking grandiose, but I'm doing it on purpose,
like this is a this like this is a big deal,
you know, And the smile you're hearing in my voice
is because it was.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's a his dick got him in.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Trouble, Like that's just that's so crazy to me that
that's what did it?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
What you won't do?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
And again, how many like I'd made this point already,
but how many of us can say our genitals got
us in trouble? I would imagine the vast majority of
you listening to this can say, yeah, my junk has
got me in a male, female, non binary, yo, junk
has got you in trouble. Fortunately or fortunately for you,
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you not running for president now. And now to the case,
the case which most of us thought at first, who
were like, following all the different trials, they like we
most people thought that this was the most like man
kind of case, partially because Alan Bragg, you know, the
prosecutor was like, yeah, it's the state charged felony, federal
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and some other stuff, some election law, YadA YadA, which
seemed like okay, bro, like it don't it just didn't
seem like because he held his cards real close. But
now when he talks about thirty six counts, and the
thirty six counts are getting into the case, which I'll
unpack a little more, is there. It's because there's thirty
six falsified documents. So each document of Trump kind of
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like and his team making false like money transactions, there
was thirty six of them. That's where you get the
thirty six counts, right, is that one for each falsified document?
You understand what I'm saying. Once he starts laying it
all out, you like, oh crap, this is gonna be
crazier than we thought. And then also to the prosecution's point, bro,
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like the evidence is already there, like it's all already happened,
like there's no it's all out in the open. Like
you you can't say you didn't do it, because we
know you did it. If you're if you're Trump's defense,
you're like that that's going to be difficult because I
can't you can't say no, I didn't. You can't be
like it wasn't me, because it was like that's you
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did you did the thing, Like that's not that's not it.
It's just the Now back to the prosecution. You have
to tie the things together. Now, what are the thing Well,
according to the prosecution, this this is how they laying
it out. For this to grow up into a conspiracy
felony right to you know, interfere with inelection. This this
is how you gotta string it all together. So this
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at the prosecution's mouth. Okay, Now the defense is gonna
be able to tell they they own side of the
story or their own way that they view, but here's
the facts that they see it that at some point
in the past, you got you know, old lover boy
Trumpy and his man fifty grand Michael Cohen, right, his
ace Boon Cohn, who, as far as he's concerned, sold
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him out, ratted him out. He's a snitch, you know,
rat and a nigga deserves a rotten prison according to Trump,
like he laying now anyway, Trump him and a person
who couldn't be named more perfectly, the head of the
National Acquirer named David Pecker.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
The man's name is Pecker.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
I just sometimes sometimes I'd be like, this is a simulation.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
We're in a movie.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
The idea was, okay, look, I'm trying to get into
this White House cuz so as you know, to get
into this White House and to have a reputation that
Trump already had. You know, it's a gang of stories
out there. It's on some ditty on his like you
know what do I mean by his ditty on his Well,
my boy Murger, who I always say, you know, knows
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everyone merce was talking to. I want to say it
was Snoops management team about something at some point in
the past, and he was just checking in on him,
like yo, you know you you worried about this what
the press is saying, And so he was like, I'm
not stressed. He goes the the reason why I'm not
stressed is because everything Snoop is is all out.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No everybody know who he is. We ain't got nothing
to hide.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It's these managers who manage artists that are trying to
keep up a persona, that are trying to kill stories,
trying to make sure that nobody knows they stressed out.
You know what I'm saying. He's like, I got none
to hide. Like you hear a story about you know Snoop?
You like, yeah, that nigga told us all like we
he is what he is. You know what I'm saying,
like we already know the niggas said, I'm a crip,
like that's yes, so but if you need to keep
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that stuff on lock, and you have to remember how
dizzy that is because for decades you want the stories
out because he's New York's bad boy. You know who
Trump was, you know, playboy, bad boy. You know it
smashed the baddest girl in the world. You feel me
like I make the most money. You all laims, you
understand I'm saying like that was his persona from your
prentice Cus. But now you got to be the squeaky
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clean boy. So he say, look, this is what I need.
We need to make sure because I got a whole
last newspaper that the stories about me that go out
are good and the stories that are not don't go out.
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Now that word newspaper is doing quite a bit of lifting.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Because it's the National Inquirer News.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
They pay for stories, and what everybody knows is that's
not really how journalism works. But either way, he got
a newspaper, so they come up with something that y'all
all know, like we said before, the catch and kill thing,
which is essentially like yo, you go, which is if
you've ever dealt with the press, if anybody buying your story,
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my nigga, Like that's an issue, you know, I mean
get your money, I guess, but like you should already know,
like you know, the La Times ain't paying you for
no story money.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Do you know how you feel?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Me?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Like, lets you getting a book deal out as mug, Like,
don't be taking nobody check because that's it.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
The plan was what y'all what we know again is
called catch and kill. So it's like, hey, look, let
me buy the rights to this story. And what oftentimes
what comes to that is a gag order. You can't
talk to nobody for the rest of your life about
this thing forever, cause niggas don't read defined print.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
They throw you a one hundred thousand dollars check, you're like, oh,
it's up, you're right. The first one was from a
doorman who you to work at the Trump Towers that said, hey,
Trump got a Trump got a love child with one
of the girls that work here.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
They bought his story. Turns out the story was false.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Bruh overheard some tea somewhere and thought that that's what
was going on. Turns out it wasn't true. They bought
the story anyway, National Choir did, and then they shelf it.
Then they don't put the story out, and then the
next thing they do is this girl named McDougall who
say she had an affair with this nigga for a while.
They say, okay, word, we're gonna buy that story too.
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So this is the again defenses building that case here.
So they like, okay, you being doing this, we're gonna
squash this case. And oh, we're gonna squash this story
by buying it and not putting it out. And then
finally the girl we all know, miss Stormy Daniels, She's like, look,
I'm finna run with this story. And here's where it
gets so much more funny. National A Choir like, all right, look,
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we'll buy this story, but you ain't paid us back
for none of these because remember, nigga, we doing this
for you, remembered, I don't necessarily we got no skin
in the game. You the one that don't want to
want these stories to come out, in those stories to
come out.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
So this need to be your bread.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
This ain't our bread, like this needs to be your
because we don't care like that, y'all you do.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
He like, man, I'll pay you back. I got you,
don't worry about it. I'm good for it. I got you.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
They like, well, listen, homie, we're not cutting We're not
cutting another check for old Stormy until you you take
care of this one. So then that's when he had
to look to his man fifty grand his boy Cohen,
to be like, hey, nigga, go scare her or something
like make sure she don't do that. She like, I
ain't scared of you, motherfuckers. I'm finna do what I
want to do, right. So she like, I'm finna tell
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the story. I don't care what you say.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Right. So then Trump was like.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
All right, then, all right, Cohen, my nigga, you pay her,
and I'll just pay you back. Cohen first thoughts should
have been when you ain't paid the inquiet So what
makes me think you're gonna pay me? Like, all right,
well whatever, you know. I've been a lawyer for whatever.
That's what I do. You already know how, you already
know how I move, Like we in this together. You'll
be if his mine, you feel me my hit of
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my hit of that my best friend that's Cohen thinking
at this time that my best friend. Right, So Cohen,
go do the due Blase black woof the wolf, drop
the briefcase off with the bread, you feel me and
everything cool. And then he like, all right, look send
a venmo right here. And Trump is like, when niggad
can't just venmo? You cuz like, but don't worry about it.
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I'll figure it out. Trump get the bread from the
from his finance team. He takes that bread, writes the receipt,
you know, fills out the invoice for his boy Cohen.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
But he writes it as like.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Legal services, which if you're a douchebag you could be like, well,
I mean that's what it was, right, it was legal services.
He is my lawyer and this was for him. But
then you have the common fam rule. I still believe
that the court should have a come on fam clause where, Okay, listen,
maybe we don't know exactly what the intent of the
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writer of this law was, and maybe we're not experts
on the minutia of the nuance, but there has to be.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Come on fam.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Like this thing with the Supreme Court in January sixth, folks,
that's saying like, well, listen, dude, this particular law y'all
trying to charge these people over having to do with
like the destruction of documents to stop a legal procedure
which came from Enron, which is what they was actually doing.
You could say, one could argue that that's not necessarily
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what the January sixth insurrectionist was doing. They wasn't destroying documents.
They was there's all other things they was doing. But
I don't know if that law. That's when you have
to be like, all right, come on, fam what.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Is you come on?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
But anyway to get to the point to where like,
where's the crime at? Because trying to get in the yam,
trying to get to the yams while you married, although
whack ain't a crime, not wanting that story to come
out while whack ain't a crime. Paying the homies to
bust the mission for you and you pay them back
(28:08):
ain't a crime. So you should if you really like care,
you should be like, okay, so where the crime at?
It's a crime, lion. Well, this is what the prosecution's
job is is to say, here's where the felonies are. Well,
the first one is to like to say, okay, well
he falsified business documents, and it's like nigga big whoop. Okay, yeah, yeah,
(28:33):
we know, Okay, but this is only a felony if
it's if you're falsifying business documents for the purpose of
covering or concealing other crimes.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's where it gets juicy.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
So he falsified these business documents for the purpose of
concealing the fact he was entering into a conspiracy, which
is why you got to name all three of these
other dudes. You got to name Pecker, Cohen, and Trump
entering this conspiracy to effect an election.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
How you get to the election?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Well, because remember the access Hollywood taps came out that
almost cost him the shit. So you are squashing this
story for the purpose of misinforming the public to sway
the election so that you could become president. You with it,
you have to name everybody because now it's a conspiracy.
(29:34):
Remember we talked about when we were talking about the
Rico cases with young Thug and what's going on, which
is another case he's facing in Atlanta. Is so if
the final felony is the thing every step and every
person connected to the steps to get to that, if
you could tie it all together. Now it's a conspiracy.
(29:56):
So you say, the plan with the National Inquirer, the
the catch a kill thing, paying him back using money
that is supposed to be for your business, but now
for your campaign basically, and then lying about it on
your business documents thirty four times. And why all because
he had to get to the yams, sweet yams, shoot
(30:23):
me the way.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Now they like, okay, now you got to prove it.
How do you know all this?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Well, we're gonna bring y'all witnesses, one of which is
the main nigga, Michael Cohen, to which obviously, even before
we get into the defense, defense is going to be
like this food, this nigga lied under oath, y'all don't
remember this nigga lied like he is slneball. Like this
nigga like better call Saul had ass to which the
prosecution is going to obviously preempt this and be like, Okay,
(30:50):
we know y'all think he's a slne ball, and he is.
That's how he got the job for Trump is because the
only way to work for the man is you kind
of got to be a sline ball. But he came
to a census. He's trying to redeem himself. He's making
good on his promises. And when he got hung out
to dry, and he understood that, like there's no honor
among thieves.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
The streets are done, the code is dead.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
He trying to do the right thing, and this is
him doing the right thing, redeeming himself.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
He could speak about this because he was there.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
So it's a tricky thing with the like it's a
tricky thing to the to the to the prosecution, and
to the to the jury, because you got to convince
the jury that yeah, this fool's like this dude's with
the ships, but now he's not because he saw what
happens to you when you're with the ships. So he
trying to do the right thing. Now, I mean, good luck.
Trump's defense next. All right, So the defense is it
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doesn't it doesn't take as much time. So don't think
that like I'm not giving it. It's it's just due.
It's because of how defenses work. A lot of times,
all you gotta do is just poke a hole at
somebody's argument and just make it seem absurd because remember
we're talking about reasonable doubt. Remember this is the criminal
trial by jury, So all the all the lawyer.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Stands up and is going to stand up and say, it's.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Like, uh, where the crime at? Because I mean, this
seemed pretty normal to me. The man running for president,
don't ain't a super normal like this is a regular
ass Tuesday you meet with media outlets to try to
get stories about you, positive stories. You're truckt What do
(33:05):
you what you mean like I'm cheating the election? No,
I'm swaying the election. No, nigga, I'm campaigning. What are
you talking about? Everyone does this, yes, and if they're
a story and you know what, you know what most
people do is they put bad stories out about their opponents.
They do oppositional research, and they put that stuff out like, hey,
did y'all know about this? You send that like this
(33:26):
is so normal? What I'm doing is so regular? And
then come here, come here. I paid my lawyer for
his services. That's called a legal fee. What is you
talking about? Falsified documents? Nigga, that's what I did. He's
he did a service for me. My lawyer did a service. Therefore,
(33:49):
it is a legal feed. What the hell are y'all
talking about? Not only that this man is coin obsessed
with me, why a'ssessed with me. He coin obsessed with
my client. This nigga said out his own mouth, I
hate you and I hope you go to jail. You're
despicable person. So like this criminal ass dude is obsessed
with him to this day, I don't know why you're
(34:09):
gonna believe anything to come out of his house. He
like a frigging ex girlfriend that won't leave you alone.
And finally, Fam, you want your wife and kids to
know about you smashing porn stars?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I mean, I don't you want me tell? You don't think?
You don't think.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Maybe it's as simple as I just don't want the
story to come out because it's gonna embarrass my wife
and kids. Who among us what you won't do? And damn,
I'm running for president. Everyone does this. Now that's their defense.
Now let's get back into a little bit of reality. No, nigga,
catch and kill is not normal. Okay, that's not.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
That is no. So this is what I mean by
come on, fam, Come on, fam.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
But again, you looking at twelve people, five women, seven men,
all very educated, all over man all over from Manhattan.
All I gotta do is make you think, huh See
that's the difference between the defense and the prosecution. The
prosecution has to make the jury feel like, damn nigga,
(35:21):
bet yeah, nah, you got it, cause the defense has
to make somebody go huh, I don't know. And if
you make them go, I just I don't know, man
on specifically what you're being charged for. Like they might think, nah,
he guilty of these other things, but this one thing
you asking me to ask answer, I'm like, I don't know.
(35:42):
If that's then he gets off and he might beat
this case. And if he beats the case, I mean
thirty four down, sixty more to go. Hey, we shall see.
But the lesson I think to all of us is listen,
(36:05):
when you're trying to get to the yams. When you
want a little bit of that wet, sloppy, give it
to me, baby, give me that sweet, that nasty, that good, shy,
that funky stuff. Listen, it's gonna bite you in ass.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Later hood politics.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
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Speaker 4 (36:42):
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Speaker 1 (38:02):
Edition and
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Must Editions one one of the
Calls media, what you won't do do photos, you tried everything.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You won't give.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I came back to let you know, got a thing
for you and I can't let go. If you want
to know what wrong with me? I had to ask my.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
DJ friends down at club Real Ones and I text
DJ Molski pray. I was like, how many songs are
there about how.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Men will do anything for the punani?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
How it was a heterosexual men obviously, you know, Like
how many songs are about that that like the power
of the pe the just the how all logic goes
out the window like just nothing, like like Chris Brown
(01:18):
and Quavo, like somebody really need to sit them down.
It has something like they arguing over a girl like this,
the I don't know what it is about, like it's
short circuits and unless you have good male mentorship, like
(01:38):
obviously I'm speaking in gross generalities here, but again this
is the hood of politics we talk about, like hood
dudes like or just us who grew up in the city,
unless you have because if all you have as a mentor.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Is the dog pound singing, it ain't no fun.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
If the homies can't have none, you know, and then
you got wet ass pussy, you know, saying for if
your anaconda, you feel me, if this is all you got,
you know, a rich nigga, big that's my type.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That's my type nigga, that's my type.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
If that's all you got to mentor you you ain't
got no like real like good male leadership to help
you understand, especially when when that part of your body
start activating that like a homie, like, I know it's
your it's it's the blood flow, liker. Your brain and
your genitals are fighting for attention in the blood flow.
(02:36):
Like you need to make sure that the blood goes
to your brain so that you think with that part
of your body rather than the lower half of your body.
I like, you need you need somebody that understands what
you going through, like what the like, like what is
the testosteroe that is coursing through your veins right now?
(02:59):
Just the part of your migdala that is Like you
need a man that go now, homie, I get it,
you know, And you need to keep your head about you,
to keep.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Your heart about you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
That's not just gonna be like don't tryst them house,
like somebody that's gonna give you real mentorship, because if
you don't, you can't blame nobody but yourself for whatever
demidse you find my confessions. The song is about the
fact that he knew. You're just saying the usher knew. Okay,
(03:33):
fabo song fabulous is fabo but his song. But I
can't let you go. You're the only one in my life.
I already got a wife. I can't leave you alone.
I know I'm living wrong. How many songs are about
the fact that everything you know to be right, true
(03:54):
and good goes out the window when when sex is
an option, and the reality is when it comes to
two consenting adults, no matter how logical or illogical, this
choice is, no matter what either of these people do
for a living, trying to sneak you a little some
(04:16):
some and then trying to cover it up is just
not illegal, because.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Who among us.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Have not found ourselves in a situation where our genitals
did the thinking. The problem is, you can't use my
money to cover up your problems.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
We got to talk about this trunk case hood politics, y'all.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
All right, alright, alright, So I can't tell you the
future in the sense that like I don't know where
this case is as of the time that you hear this,
because I am recording this on April twenty second, the
day after the first day or the day of opening statements.
(05:15):
In this particular trial, they went through selecting the jurors,
which we're going to go over just to help you again, listen,
I'm just here to translate. Okay, you've probably seen this
all over the news already. I'm pretty sure this is like,
oh news for y'all, but like there are particular things
that like I just want to make sure y'all understand
(05:36):
what's happening right now.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They done done that.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I'm pretty sure by now you've heard Trump's side and
the state side or the federal government side.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
This is a federal case, and I want you to
get some thing straight, like.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Whether you are outraged by the very existence of mister
drump or you are outrage that he's even on trial,
just be outraged for the right reason. Just at least
know what you talking about. There's so many characters that
(06:11):
like go back so long that like, if you don't
like this is why I felt like I should probably
do an episode on this, because it's like, let's let's
let's sift through this, let's get the story straight, and
then let's move forward. Okay, But the anchoring premise about this,
and it ends up being Trump's defense, is you need
to understand what he's actually on trial for.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
And it ain't for the nookie.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
That's for all my limp biscuit fans for the knookie,
because it's actually not illegal to have an affair. And again,
who among us what you won't do now when you
know you wrong, what you won't do to cover that up?
He not on trial for trying to cover it up either,
So like make sure you not make sure you you
(06:57):
mad about the right things. Right now, we need talk
about the legalities and is there anything going on because truthfully,
what you want to do? Like seriously, though, like I
wonder if y'all could, like, man, we have no system
for you guys to reply to us, but if you
just hit me on like exert, Instagram or whatever, like,
(07:18):
I would love to hear some of the lengths that
you have gone to cover your tracks. And in that sense,
can we not all relate to Donald Trump like the
lins you would go to cover up your dirt when
you out here doing diabolical, nasty work, and you know
(07:40):
it's nasty work. I bet I bet some of y'all
got stories. Y'all got stories? How far you've gone to
cover up your dirt?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Listen?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Can you please hopefully it's years ago that the stories
you go tell me, but please.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Send me them stories.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I'm gonna figure out a way to somehow if y'all down, like,
I would love to repeat them on the show.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Send me.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I want to hear your stories about you tried to
cover up your dirt, which again is not illegal depending
on how you tried to cover it up. Now, if
you bury a body like don't like if you was like,
oh I murdered this dude and then we buried them
at my grandma's house, Okay, that's still a crime.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Like I just hold up, I'm.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Talking more like so I'm a little less serious than that,
a little less felony than that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Just send me stuff that I can laugh at.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Okay, Now, on a serious note, there is as someone
who just just watching how many historical moments are happening
right now, is I would love to just kind of
stop and put like a serious pin in that, Like
a former president is facing criminal charge this is the
first time, like ever, Like, let's not add the fact
(09:20):
that he's probably going to be the next president.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Again, let's not add that. Let's not add the.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Fact that maybe we're not going that far, but the
fact that he is the presumptive Republican nominee for the presidency. Like,
that's already its own story. I'm saying, a former president
is being is on trial in a criminal trial. That's history. Okay,
so let's do that. There is a little bit of comedy,
(09:49):
which is part of why I named to show the
way I named it is of all the crimes that
presidents have done, what finally brought a US president to his.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Knees finally is the poonami.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
We knew the demise of every heterosexual man.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's gonna always be his junk, Like we just who couldn't.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
This would finally look seasons ago, I was like, wouldn't
it be crazy? Of all the things that take Trump out,
it's the hymn smashing a porn star. Like of all
the of all the insurrection, of all the of all
of it, the thing that finally take this man down,
the thing that finally got this man on.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Trial is the cooch. I just I'm like, how poetic like?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
And again he's he's in a crowded room of presidents
who've committed criminal acts.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
It looks it ain't been but forty five of them,
forty six of them.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, for five of them, niggas be committing crimes. Like, don't.
Let's not act like they don't commit crimes.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I'm just saying he the first one to face an
actual trial for it, and of all the crimes to
get faced four is this one is fun again, but
again understanding the premise, like, he not on trial for
smashing Stormy Danders Daniels. That's not hilly, which means that
how do you pick talk about a high profile case,
(11:26):
how you pick a jury for this? I like, I
just like, I like, let's step back and think about
this for a second. The jury is supposed to be
by design of your peers, right, This is supposed to
be the most purest of a democracy. Where like a
tenant of function of who we are as a nation,
(11:47):
that you are presumed innocent. You have to be proven guilty,
how not by some magistrate, not by some priest, not
by some sort of tincture of witchcraft. Not by like
tying you to a brick and throwing you into the
ocean and seeing if you float.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Not by that, no, by other citizens.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
They supposed to look at your case and be like,
I'm one of you, and by design.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
This is what a jury is supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
By design, they supposed to listen to the thing and
be like, I don't know, hommy, they got a point,
or they could be like, I don't know, I'm not
feeling it, like I'm one of you and I'm just
really I'm just not feeling it like that's supposed to
be a function. And of course the jury has power
to like throw the case, like they could just be like,
I we won't think neither of y'all proved anything.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Hung jury, you could do that.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
But the point is, the concept is if all men again,
there's stuff about this that is laughable, but the concept is,
if all men are created, if we are all equal
under the law. I don't care if you're a president
or a houseless person. When you are in court, it
is not some power on high. Is a jury of
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your peers that listen to you, and we're supposed to
be able to say, look, even y'all homies think you tripping?
Or the homies we listen into this and we like, nah,
I stand with my ill stand with the homie here,
Like I think I think y'all tripping. Now, let's add
some layers of complication to this, like, like, let's think
about this for a second. I'm pretty sure you'll already
know all this stuff, but like I just want to
(13:22):
like couch it all together.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
If that's if that's the design.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
How Like it's already hard enough to do it for
celebrities because the question is can you be impartial? And
now when you say impartial, it doesn't necessarily mean you
don't have an opinion, because again, in some senses, to
be a for the design to work, to be a
good jury, you have to be somewhat informed as to
(13:47):
like what's going on in the world with the world
and how.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
The justice system works.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I'm not supposed to be able to pull you up
under a out from up under a rock and put
you on this and be like, well, I'm indifferent, Like
you can't. It's impossible to being different because and that's
by design. Because you are a citizen, you live in
this country. That's why you should be part of the
ones that helps us decide what's going on here, because
the shit is supposed to matter to you, even if
you don't know the defendant personally. The fact that that
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defendant is a fellow American is supposed to be a
part of the things, and not only a fellow American
you from my hood. That's why you when crimes are committed,
is that's why people argue about where they want the
case happening and why sometimes for the defendant, what might
be like I need to change a venue because I
(14:35):
feel like I'm not gonna get a fair trial here.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It's too much bias.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Nigga, this is New York. Who don't have an opinion
on Donald Trump. Let's forget the fact that he was
a president. Like who don't have an opinion on Donald Trump?
How but like you cannot do it in New York
because that's part of the design. Now, add to the
fact that, like demand was our how he was our president,
it was people got strong feelings about your boy. And
(15:00):
on top of that, add another layer. Y'all know how
Trump moved. Nigga, he gonna air you out, He gonna
try to scare you, because I mean guys like like
if you don't know by now, like he moved pretty
pretty mabvish like when he don't like he ain't gonna
like you ain't gonna get the cement shoes, but like
(15:20):
some of his goons might do it. He got shooters
in the streets, he'd like, we know he could green
light somebody and then walk away from it like he
ain't do it. I mean, January sixth of it all
like that was green light.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
We all know.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So even if you have a jury and that's what
that's what was happening, you have jurors that could be
like I could be impartial because I just believe in
the law and I have opinions about him, but I
listened to the case to be like, well, again, being
an asshole ain't illegal. Having a different political pointe viewpoint
ain't illegal. Being a sliineball ain't illegal. So I could
(15:54):
listen to what you're saying and be like, yeah, but
did he break the law? Is the question into what
he extent? Did he break the law? That's the actual question,
which I'm going to dive in a little more too.
But if you're gonna air out my name and address
and we know what happens, to jurors like you from
the hood. You know exactly what happens to jurors. You
know what I'm saying. If you've seen a movie, you
know what happens to jurors if you get aired out
(16:16):
like that, Especially a situation when you're dealing with somebody
that's like relatively crime boss or at least fashions himself
as such. It's not it ain't safe you active or civilian,
it's not safe.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
So how can you get a juror how can you
get a jury?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
In a lot of ways, this situation exposed some of
the holes and the gaps in our logic. Because I'm
speaking from a historical standpoint. This is probably one of
the craziest stress tests we've had for a long time,
like every once in a while, you know the Bay
of Pigs back then, that was the stress test of
our system. Like we almost ended the Western hemisphere, you
(16:56):
feel me. Obviously the of a war, the greatest stress
test ever, you know, and it snapped and then we
had to put it back together. You understand what I'm saying.
This is stress test, bro, Like is this I mean
we've been what iffed into a corner like that where
I don't know if there's any scenario. Like again, I'm
(17:18):
not I'm speaking grandiose, but I'm doing it on purpose,
like this is a this like this is a big deal,
you know, And the smile you're hearing in my voice
is because it was.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's a his dick got him in.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Trouble, Like that's just that's so crazy to me that
that's what did it?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
What you won't do?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
And again, how many like I'd made this point already,
but how many of us can say our genitals got
us in trouble? I would imagine the vast majority of
you listening to this can say, yeah, my junk has
got me in a male, female, non binary, yo, junk
has got you in trouble. Fortunately or fortunately for you,
(18:07):
you not running for president now. And now to the case,
the case which most of us thought at first, who
were like, following all the different trials, they like we
most people thought that this was the most like man
kind of case, partially because Alan Bragg, you know, the
prosecutor was like, yeah, it's the state charged felony, federal
(18:28):
and some other stuff, some election law, YadA YadA, which
seemed like okay, bro, like it don't it just didn't
seem like because he held his cards real close. But
now when he talks about thirty six counts, and the
thirty six counts are getting into the case, which I'll
unpack a little more, is there. It's because there's thirty
six falsified documents. So each document of Trump kind of
(18:49):
like and his team making false like money transactions, there
was thirty six of them. That's where you get the
thirty six counts, right, is that one for each falsified document?
You understand what I'm saying. Once he starts laying it
all out, you like, oh crap, this is gonna be
crazier than we thought. And then also to the prosecution's point, bro,
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like the evidence is already there, like it's all already happened,
like there's no it's all out in the open. Like
you you can't say you didn't do it, because we
know you did it. If you're if you're Trump's defense,
you're like that that's going to be difficult because I
can't you can't say no, I didn't. You can't be
like it wasn't me, because it was like that's you
(19:32):
did you did the thing, Like that's not that's not it.
It's just the Now back to the prosecution. You have
to tie the things together. Now, what are the thing Well,
according to the prosecution, this this is how they laying
it out. For this to grow up into a conspiracy
felony right to you know, interfere with inelection. This this
is how you gotta string it all together. So this
(19:53):
at the prosecution's mouth. Okay, Now the defense is gonna
be able to tell they they own side of the
story or their own way that they view, but here's
the facts that they see it that at some point
in the past, you got you know, old lover boy
Trumpy and his man fifty grand Michael Cohen, right, his
ace Boon Cohn, who, as far as he's concerned, sold
(20:14):
him out, ratted him out. He's a snitch, you know,
rat and a nigga deserves a rotten prison according to Trump,
like he laying now anyway, Trump him and a person
who couldn't be named more perfectly, the head of the
National Acquirer named David Pecker.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
The man's name is Pecker.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
I just sometimes sometimes I'd be like, this is a simulation.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
We're in a movie.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
The idea was, okay, look, I'm trying to get into
this White House cuz so as you know, to get
into this White House and to have a reputation that
Trump already had. You know, it's a gang of stories
out there. It's on some ditty on his like you
know what do I mean by his ditty on his Well,
my boy Murger, who I always say, you know, knows
(21:01):
everyone merce was talking to. I want to say it
was Snoops management team about something at some point in
the past, and he was just checking in on him,
like yo, you know you you worried about this what
the press is saying, And so he was like, I'm
not stressed. He goes the the reason why I'm not
stressed is because everything Snoop is is all out.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No everybody know who he is. We ain't got nothing
to hide.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It's these managers who manage artists that are trying to
keep up a persona, that are trying to kill stories,
trying to make sure that nobody knows they stressed out.
You know what I'm saying. He's like, I got none
to hide. Like you hear a story about you know Snoop?
You like, yeah, that nigga told us all like we
he is what he is. You know what I'm saying,
like we already know the niggas said, I'm a crip,
like that's yes, so but if you need to keep
(21:48):
that stuff on lock, and you have to remember how
dizzy that is because for decades you want the stories
out because he's New York's bad boy. You know who
Trump was, you know, playboy, bad boy. You know it
smashed the baddest girl in the world. You feel me
like I make the most money. You all laims, you
understand I'm saying like that was his persona from your
prentice Cus. But now you got to be the squeaky
(22:09):
clean boy. So he say, look, this is what I need.
We need to make sure because I got a whole
last newspaper that the stories about me that go out
are good and the stories that are not don't go out.
(22:43):
Now that word newspaper is doing quite a bit of lifting.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Because it's the National Inquirer News.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
They pay for stories, and what everybody knows is that's
not really how journalism works. But either way, he got
a newspaper, so they come up with something that y'all
all know, like we said before, the catch and kill thing,
which is essentially like yo, you go, which is if
you've ever dealt with the press, if anybody buying your story,
(23:17):
my nigga, Like that's an issue, you know, I mean
get your money, I guess, but like you should already know,
like you know, the La Times ain't paying you for
no story money.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Do you know how you feel?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Me?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Like, lets you getting a book deal out as mug, Like,
don't be taking nobody check because that's it.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
The plan was what y'all what we know again is
called catch and kill. So it's like, hey, look, let
me buy the rights to this story. And what oftentimes
what comes to that is a gag order. You can't
talk to nobody for the rest of your life about
this thing forever, cause niggas don't read defined print.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
They throw you a one hundred thousand dollars check, you're like, oh,
it's up, you're right. The first one was from a
doorman who you to work at the Trump Towers that said, hey,
Trump got a Trump got a love child with one
of the girls that work here.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
They bought his story. Turns out the story was false.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Bruh overheard some tea somewhere and thought that that's what
was going on. Turns out it wasn't true. They bought
the story anyway, National Choir did, and then they shelf it.
Then they don't put the story out, and then the
next thing they do is this girl named McDougall who
say she had an affair with this nigga for a while.
They say, okay, word, we're gonna buy that story too.
(24:29):
So this is the again defenses building that case here.
So they like, okay, you being doing this, we're gonna
squash this case. And oh, we're gonna squash this story
by buying it and not putting it out. And then
finally the girl we all know, miss Stormy Daniels, She's like, look,
I'm finna run with this story. And here's where it
gets so much more funny. National A Choir like, all right, look,
(24:52):
we'll buy this story, but you ain't paid us back
for none of these because remember, nigga, we doing this
for you, remembered, I don't necessarily we got no skin
in the game. You the one that don't want to
want these stories to come out, in those stories to
come out.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
So this need to be your bread.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
This ain't our bread, like this needs to be your
because we don't care like that, y'all you do.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
He like, man, I'll pay you back. I got you,
don't worry about it. I'm good for it. I got you.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
They like, well, listen, homie, we're not cutting We're not
cutting another check for old Stormy until you you take
care of this one. So then that's when he had
to look to his man fifty grand his boy Cohen,
to be like, hey, nigga, go scare her or something
like make sure she don't do that. She like, I
ain't scared of you, motherfuckers. I'm finna do what I
want to do, right. So she like, I'm finna tell
(25:37):
the story. I don't care what you say.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Right. So then Trump was like.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
All right, then, all right, Cohen, my nigga, you pay her,
and I'll just pay you back. Cohen first thoughts should
have been when you ain't paid the inquiet So what
makes me think you're gonna pay me? Like, all right,
well whatever, you know. I've been a lawyer for whatever.
That's what I do. You already know how, you already
know how I move, Like we in this together. You'll
be if his mine, you feel me my hit of
(26:02):
my hit of that my best friend that's Cohen thinking
at this time that my best friend. Right, So Cohen,
go do the due Blase black woof the wolf, drop
the briefcase off with the bread, you feel me and
everything cool. And then he like, all right, look send
a venmo right here. And Trump is like, when niggad
can't just venmo? You cuz like, but don't worry about it.
(26:23):
I'll figure it out. Trump get the bread from the
from his finance team. He takes that bread, writes the receipt,
you know, fills out the invoice for his boy Cohen.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
But he writes it as like.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Legal services, which if you're a douchebag you could be like, well,
I mean that's what it was, right, it was legal services.
He is my lawyer and this was for him. But
then you have the common fam rule. I still believe
that the court should have a come on fam clause where, Okay, listen,
maybe we don't know exactly what the intent of the
(26:58):
writer of this law was, and maybe we're not experts
on the minutia of the nuance, but there has to be.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Come on fam.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Like this thing with the Supreme Court in January sixth, folks,
that's saying like, well, listen, dude, this particular law y'all
trying to charge these people over having to do with
like the destruction of documents to stop a legal procedure
which came from Enron, which is what they was actually doing.
You could say, one could argue that that's not necessarily
(27:30):
what the January sixth insurrectionist was doing. They wasn't destroying documents.
They was there's all other things they was doing. But
I don't know if that law. That's when you have
to be like, all right, come on, fam what.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Is you come on?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
But anyway to get to the point to where like,
where's the crime at? Because trying to get in the yam,
trying to get to the yams while you married, although
whack ain't a crime, not wanting that story to come
out while whack ain't a crime. Paying the homies to
bust the mission for you and you pay them back
(28:08):
ain't a crime. So you should if you really like care,
you should be like, okay, so where the crime at?
It's a crime, lion. Well, this is what the prosecution's
job is is to say, here's where the felonies are. Well,
the first one is to like to say, okay, well
he falsified business documents, and it's like nigga big whoop. Okay, yeah, yeah,
(28:33):
we know, Okay, but this is only a felony if
it's if you're falsifying business documents for the purpose of
covering or concealing other crimes.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's where it gets juicy.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
So he falsified these business documents for the purpose of
concealing the fact he was entering into a conspiracy, which
is why you got to name all three of these
other dudes. You got to name Pecker, Cohen, and Trump
entering this conspiracy to effect an election.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
How you get to the election?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Well, because remember the access Hollywood taps came out that
almost cost him the shit. So you are squashing this
story for the purpose of misinforming the public to sway
the election so that you could become president. You with it,
you have to name everybody because now it's a conspiracy.
(29:34):
Remember we talked about when we were talking about the
Rico cases with young Thug and what's going on, which
is another case he's facing in Atlanta. Is so if
the final felony is the thing every step and every
person connected to the steps to get to that, if
you could tie it all together. Now it's a conspiracy.
(29:56):
So you say, the plan with the National Inquirer, the
the catch a kill thing, paying him back using money
that is supposed to be for your business, but now
for your campaign basically, and then lying about it on
your business documents thirty four times. And why all because
he had to get to the yams, sweet yams, shoot
(30:23):
me the way.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Now they like, okay, now you got to prove it.
How do you know all this?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Well, we're gonna bring y'all witnesses, one of which is
the main nigga, Michael Cohen, to which obviously, even before
we get into the defense, defense is going to be
like this food, this nigga lied under oath, y'all don't
remember this nigga lied like he is slneball. Like this
nigga like better call Saul had ass to which the
prosecution is going to obviously preempt this and be like, Okay,
(30:50):
we know y'all think he's a slne ball, and he is.
That's how he got the job for Trump is because the
only way to work for the man is you kind
of got to be a sline ball. But he came
to a census. He's trying to redeem himself. He's making
good on his promises. And when he got hung out
to dry, and he understood that, like there's no honor
among thieves.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
The streets are done, the code is dead.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
He trying to do the right thing, and this is
him doing the right thing, redeeming himself.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
He could speak about this because he was there.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
So it's a tricky thing with the like it's a
tricky thing to the to the to the prosecution, and
to the to the jury, because you got to convince
the jury that yeah, this fool's like this dude's with
the ships, but now he's not because he saw what
happens to you when you're with the ships. So he
trying to do the right thing. Now, I mean, good luck.
Trump's defense next. All right, So the defense is it
(32:21):
doesn't it doesn't take as much time. So don't think
that like I'm not giving it. It's it's just due.
It's because of how defenses work. A lot of times,
all you gotta do is just poke a hole at
somebody's argument and just make it seem absurd because remember
we're talking about reasonable doubt. Remember this is the criminal
trial by jury, So all the all the lawyer.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Stands up and is going to stand up and say, it's.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Like, uh, where the crime at? Because I mean, this
seemed pretty normal to me. The man running for president,
don't ain't a super normal like this is a regular
ass Tuesday you meet with media outlets to try to
get stories about you, positive stories. You're truckt What do
(33:05):
you what you mean like I'm cheating the election? No,
I'm swaying the election. No, nigga, I'm campaigning. What are
you talking about? Everyone does this, yes, and if they're
a story and you know what, you know what most
people do is they put bad stories out about their opponents.
They do oppositional research, and they put that stuff out like, hey,
did y'all know about this? You send that like this
(33:26):
is so normal? What I'm doing is so regular? And
then come here, come here. I paid my lawyer for
his services. That's called a legal fee. What is you
talking about? Falsified documents? Nigga, that's what I did. He's
he did a service for me. My lawyer did a service. Therefore,
(33:49):
it is a legal feed. What the hell are y'all
talking about? Not only that this man is coin obsessed
with me, why a'ssessed with me. He coin obsessed with
my client. This nigga said out his own mouth, I
hate you and I hope you go to jail. You're
despicable person. So like this criminal ass dude is obsessed
with him to this day, I don't know why you're
(34:09):
gonna believe anything to come out of his house. He
like a frigging ex girlfriend that won't leave you alone.
And finally, Fam, you want your wife and kids to
know about you smashing porn stars?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I mean, I don't you want me tell? You don't think?
You don't think.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Maybe it's as simple as I just don't want the
story to come out because it's gonna embarrass my wife
and kids. Who among us what you won't do? And damn,
I'm running for president. Everyone does this. Now that's their defense.
Now let's get back into a little bit of reality. No, nigga,
catch and kill is not normal. Okay, that's not.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
That is no. So this is what I mean by
come on, fam, Come on, fam.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
But again, you looking at twelve people, five women, seven men,
all very educated, all over man all over from Manhattan.
All I gotta do is make you think, huh See
that's the difference between the defense and the prosecution. The
prosecution has to make the jury feel like, damn nigga,
(35:21):
bet yeah, nah, you got it, cause the defense has
to make somebody go huh, I don't know. And if
you make them go, I just I don't know, man
on specifically what you're being charged for. Like they might think, nah,
he guilty of these other things, but this one thing
you asking me to ask answer, I'm like, I don't know.
(35:42):
If that's then he gets off and he might beat
this case. And if he beats the case, I mean
thirty four down, sixty more to go. Hey, we shall see.
But the lesson I think to all of us is listen,
(36:05):
when you're trying to get to the yams. When you
want a little bit of that wet, sloppy, give it
to me, baby, give me that sweet, that nasty, that good, shy,
that funky stuff. Listen, it's gonna bite you in ass.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
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