April 9, 2024 • 45 mins
Valentine's Day is a huge deal for the Tanner family, and why not? That house is full of love!
When D.J. is gifted an expensive sweater, a lawnmower becomes her downfall. And when Stephanie sees "buy now, pay later" she makes an honest mistake to save her sister! Find out what our opinion is on this V-Day themed episode (and if either of the girls ever shoplifted IRL)!
Plus, Jesse is turning his relationship with Becky up a notch, throwing his "little black book" into a fire! But... she's not quite there yet. And it seems like Cheryl isn't into her relationship either, as this is the last time we ever see her with Joey, aka Popeye.
Love is in the air for a brand new episode of “How Rude, Tanneritos!”
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
I don't know if I needed to clap, but I
did it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I need it. I can't perform unless there's an action
or a clap or something, so I.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Appreciate turn the performer brain on.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, it's true. Otherwise I feel like I don't know
when to start.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's like.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
When do you start?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Now? I need some sort of a loud sound or
a word to direct me when to start.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, we started hi, hi.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And we started hellou. I'm a little jittery today. I've
had a lot of coffee. I started drinking coffee in
the afternoon, which I never do, and now I realize
why I never do it, because I can't fall asleep.
I can't drink coffee after two PM, or I am
up all nights. And I know you don't have that.
(01:02):
I wish I had whatever it is you have where
you don't process ADHD. Didn't you do a test one time?
I did that?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It yeah that it's uh.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It was like the ancestry or whatever, and they do
all the weird tests that yeah, I processed, like caffeine
and stimulants quicker.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But they also say it has to that if.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You have a neurodivergent or ADHD brain that caffeine has
the opposite effect on you. Oh really, Yeah, Like I
can drink a bunch of coffee and take a nap.
It might not be a great nap, it might be
a little you know, but yeah, it does kind of
does the weirdly opposite thing. Unless I drink so much
coffee that then I'm jittery. And then that's usually about
a pot of coffee, and then.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Just it's all bad. It's all bad.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, if I drink too much coffee, I'll just I'll
get jittery, i get anxious. It's not good. But sometimes
I'm like, I just want like that afternoon I love.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I am an afternoon coffee girl. I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's a tradition that I that my dad started. And
now I just coffee and like.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
A little something sweet, just a little little cookie something
in the afternoon. It's just it's just what you gotta
do to be in that person.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I want to be that person and I can't. I
can't do it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You're gonna maybe do the d calf. It's not try
d calf.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I heard that d calf still has like a tiny.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well there's also like half calf, which is half the caffeine.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, maybe I'll try that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So it's not quite Yeah, try some half calf in
the afternoon, half calf.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Request that half calf? Like, how do I order that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
At like a Starbucks? I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, I'm going to a coffee shop half dcalf and
half regular.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I guess. I don't know. I don't know if that's
how they do it, but I do know there are
there is less caffeinated coffee.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay, I suppose I could just drink herbal tea. That
might give me the same you know, having a hot cup.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
It's hot beverage, having the routine beverage.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You just like to have a little tea time, Well,
I do.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
This is my tea time. I reserve my tea time
for our chats. There you go, that's my routine.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So all right, okay, let's let's take this caffeine and
run with it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Let's go. Yes, I'm a very stimulating.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right, it's gonna be eighteen minutes long.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We're covering the entire episode. Yes, and and right, people like,
are we listening to this like two times the speed?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, it's just they had a lot of coffee that day.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, well, welcome back to How Rude Tianaritos. I'm Andrea
Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we are discussing
season two, episode fourteen, titled Little Shop of Sweaters. It
originally aired on February tenth, nineteen eighty nine, and it
goes a little something like this. DJ and Stephanie become
(03:47):
worried when they can't find enough money to replace a
damaged Valentine's Day gift sweater. Meanwhile, Jesse has his first
serious date with Rebecca, and Joey attends a Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Ball dressed as Popeye. I've got a lot going on.
I've got thoughts on that last one, but we'll get there.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
There's a lot going on in this episode. Valentine's Day
is apparently a really big deal. I get no idea.
This was directed by Peter Baldwin. It was written by
the Lenny Rips. The I knew it, so I was like,
I love this episode, of course. It was written by
leny Rips. Love that guy. And we got two guest stars.
(04:27):
Diane Brody is back as Cheryl and this is her
last episode on Full House.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Unfortunately, was it her last episode. Ever didn't she also quit?
Oh yeah, yeah, she's last episode of anything. Yeah, she
hasn't been seen.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
She was like, is there and finding then the dress
up is olive oil. That's it. I'm done with this.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
She's like, this isn't this isn't the gig for not ye? Yes,
And then we have Eileen Kahn as Julie the shop lady,
and she's listed on IMDb as a writer producers this
early an actor but for Matt About You, dream On
and Casey Undercover.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Okay, so she also did this one thing and then
was like I don't want to do this and did
something was a writer.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay, great, Full House is chilling.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Acting career and acting career left and right.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, we're the lucky ones, you know, the only lucky ones, right.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So we open in the kitchen. Michelle and Jesse are
eating at the kitchen table with matching red baseball caps
on with a little tuft of hair sticking out the front.
I love that. That's my favorite hair styles John's.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, it's just so cute.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So yeah, the fact that Michelle's is matching is adorable.
So Michelle is eating with her hands and Jesse tells her. Now,
someday you're going to be invited to the White House
to eat fruit cocktail with the President, and if you
eat with your fingers, there's a good chance you're gonna
gross out the commander in chief. He tells her to
eat with a spoon, and she replies, thank you, he insists,
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So she does exactly what she has told. She grabs
the spoon with her left hand and eats the food
with her right hand.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Problem solving.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
So wait, so do you think this was Ashley? It
was Mary Kay, It was Mary Kate.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It was Mary Kate. I actually wrote that.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
The spoon in the left hand because Mary Kate's left handed.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I don't know that that. I mean, maybe that was
why she was holding the face. I could just tell
by the face that was Mary Kate. And then Ashley's
in the first scene. Ah yeah, yeah, I mean not
the teaser but the actual first scene. But yeah, we're
super cute with the little hair and and you can
see again, like even more of them having fun and
the relationships, like you know, the giggling and being silly.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, it's very cute.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
They are so into it. It's great. So then we
have the opening credits and We are then in the
kitchen where all of the girls plus Joey are in
the kitchen making Valentines for school. The envelopes are passed
to Joey, who then holds them up to Michelle, saying,
tongue out. She likes the envelope to seal it. He
tells steph hurry up. Michelle is drying out. Get some
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water right. Stephanie asks how she should sign her valentine
to Wendell Berman, the nose picker in class. Joey advises
her to throw in a little piece of Kleenex with it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
There's always one. There's always one nose picker.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I mean one if you're lucky with when they're little,
you know.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So Jesse glides down the stairs singing my funny Valentine,
and he excitedly wishes the girls a happy Valentine's Day.
He whips out a pair of ear rings and asks
Joey what he thinks. Joey says they're beautiful, adding I'll
get my ears pierced tomorrow. Jesse responds they aren't for you. Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I feel like he's doing that bit more and more.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
The oh yeah, that bit has caught on. Yeah, every
time he does it, I love it. So this is
Jesse and Becky's first Valentine's Day together, and he's planning
a dream night for her. He shows the girls the
ear rings, and Stephan DJ simultaneously ooh, and Steph asks uncle, Jesse,
are you in love? Jesse has a hard time finding
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words to form a coherent sentence, and DJ stops him.
He's babbling, it's love. Danny walks into the kitchen bearing
gifts and enthusiastically wishes the girls a happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Valentin's is apparently a huge deal in the Tanner House.
I mean, right, do little things for the kids and
stuff too, but this is We've got big plans. Oh yeah,
three single people and three kids, everybody in this house
has a lot of plans for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah. I just feel like a cheap o because I'm like,
I never gave my kids get like we would make
Valentines for the class and then I always.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Get a little something for them, like a little yeah,
but I didn't even Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm like Christmas was just six weeks ago. We don't
need rifts in the house. Easter is coming up, like,
no we like. We don't need more candy on Valentine's Day.
You get enough of that, but not in the Tannerhouse.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Tanner House, it celebrates eight sweaters. It's it's you know,
sapphire earrings, It's Popeye.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's a lot. It is a lot. There's a lot
happening on Valentine's Day. So DJ is immediately grateful when
she sees the Fashion Central shopping bag, thinking that her
dad got her a royal blue sweater, but Danny tells her, well,
I don't know anything about a royal blue sweater. He
asks the guys if they know anything about a royal
(09:24):
blue sweater, and they play into this oblivious act. DJ
knows they do because she's been hinting about it since
the day after Christmas. She begs to open Presence, and
Michelle and Steph join in, each hugging one of the
guys as they beg pretty please, glyitty please, g.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Litty please, Leaddy please.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Danny dishes out all the gifts and the girls run
to the kitchen table to sit down. Steph opens her
gift first, and it's a gold heart. Jesse tells her
it's a locket and opens it to reveal pictures inside.
Steph is confused, asking who are are these people. Joey
tells her yours Bill, these people you never met.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
But here is your real family.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Here's your real family. That's a whole other show, right, Yeah, exactly, so,
Joey says, this is Bill and Mary, the people who
come with every new picture frame and Wallace. Yes, oh
those people, Yes, those ones. DJ gets everyone ready to
watch her open her present. She begins to thank everyone
before she finishes opening. Oh, thank you for my royal
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blue socks. She's disappointed, but Danny interrupts, won't those royal
blue socks go fabulous with your new royal blue sweater?
DJ screams, and the boys and she gives the boys
hugs while thanking them. Michelle picks the bow off of
her gift and chimes in thank you daddy. Danny laughs
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and helps her continue to unwrap her gift. Stephanie tries
on DJ sweater and notes, Oh, this would make a
great rest if I put a belt on it.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, look at Steph.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Just yeah yeah. But DJ is furious. She says, I'm
gonna belt you, you little nerd bomber. She tells Steph
to take off the sweater and complains that she's stretching
it out.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Such a sibling moment.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
This is a classic sibling I feel like.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
My kids would have tackled each other before one of
them even got the sweater on.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You know, yeah that was true. Stephanie's like, well, you
don't have to yell at me. I've got ears. DJ
Fire's back, but you've got nothing between them, you little
chicken wing. Lots of insults flying back sniff, steph Snap's
back even harder. Oh yeah, well, if I'm a chicken wing,
(11:46):
then you're a double decker lame oid chicken sandwich.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And not even like an insults a good hot chicken sandwich,
just like.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
A lame oil lame Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, like a sad yeah chicken chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah that's just you're not sure if it's fried or
just chewy.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's the day old rotisserie chicken that's
been sitting under the heater at the right grocery store
for too long. Yeah that's it. So Danny forces the
girls to stop fighting and then forces them to say
something nice about each other. DJ smirks. Okay, Stephanie, you
have a wonderful big sister Steph responds, and DJ, you
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have an even more wonderful little sister. But DJ's quick
and replies, yes, I do. Her name is Michelle. Steph
gives a hump before strutting out of the room.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Quite dramatic.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm surprised there was no how rude.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I feel like I was very surprised that there was
no how rude.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I've deserved it. Yeah, it really did, missed opportunity.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
The huffing was was also uh quite dramatic for stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It was very that was quite an exit. It was uh,
you know what it was.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
It was it was uh giving miss piggy vibes. Oh yeah,
you know, And yeah, that was what it felt like.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Definitely a huffy.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So DJ asks Danny if she can wear her new
sweater to school. He says yes, but warns her to
take good care of it. DJ nods and runs away excitedly.
Michelle shouts help from the table. She's having trouble unwrapping
her gift. The boys walk over and Joey jokes, well,
let's help her open it before she outgrows it. They
open it to reveal a little sweatshirt with hearts all
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over it. Michelle says thank you and walks away with
the box. Jesse points out the next year, they should
just get the kid a box, so true, so true
to love box.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
They can fit in like the big giant ones. Forget it.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They're like, this is it? That is an intimate gift? Yep. Sure.
So next we are in stephan DJ's room. Steph is
at her little table with mister Bear, reviewing her valentines
from school. She has valentines from three different.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Jason's Oh, very popular name.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh yeah, like in my day, was Jennifer, Like Jennifer
was the name right, Joe? Okay, like the five Jennifers
in my class.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, DJ was almost supposed to be Jennifer remember.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Jennifer Crawford.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, Jennifer, Jason Jay, Name's all over the place.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So Stephanie gets to Wendell Berman's valentine and she can't
help but look disgusted as she holds it up.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Definitely Bookers on it.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, you kind of disinfect your hands. After that, DJ
runs into the room looking very distressed. Steph asks what's wrong,
and DJ says, don't ask. Steph tells her, well's too late.
I already asked. Steph realizes that DJ isn't wearing her
new sweater. DJ unzips her backpack and pulls out the
remnants of the royal blue sweater gets tattered, torn, and
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split into three separate pieces. DJ says she took off
the sweater while she was playing soccer so it wouldn't
get all sweaty. The next thing she knows, the gardener
runs over it with his lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So isn't the gardener it fall here? It just I mean,
and that the gardener's problem.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well, you probably didn't see it. What more more, why
is the gardener gardening during like school hours? Isn't it
Like I.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Remember that though, they'd be like they'd be out doing
the field and it was like, look, we got it.
We got to run the stupid gigantic ride on lawnmower
across the whole field, you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
So at some point the kids rather was like, don't
go on that half of the field because the lawnmower's
over there. So I'm assuming that they were just on
the side, don't.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know, they had to get their work done.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, I don't blame the gardener, like he's probably an
underpaid employee and he just wants to mow his grass.
You know, he doesn't care about belongings. You know, it's
at your own risk. You leave your shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Out right, you stuff your thing on the ground. That's
it. It coulds run over.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's a natural consequence of DJ.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Sorry, like, I'm wondering how the lawnmow were faired in
this though, you know, fel it probably builds the lawnmower.
It feels like an expensive fix or way more expensive
than the eighty dollars sweater for sure.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, so Steph knows that Danny is gonna freak out,
but DJ tells her not if my plan works. And
just like that, Jimmy Gibbler runs in and announces, have
no fear. Kimmy Gibbler is here again with the wig
hair that's not a wig like it was. My hair
gets worse.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
You know what I'm gonna You know what, though, you
know whose hair it reminds me of? Who's When Tate
was born, he had an incredible mop of hair.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
He did.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Now, I was always like that hair.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Now I know he gets it from my side kind
of hair like you had that sticks. Yeah, yeah, Tate
was born with a full head of hair, spiky hair
with highlights.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
He looked like he was wearing a wig, like a
little tiny, miniature infant wig.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It was, he means, like Ryan Crest with the little
blonde streaks.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah. See, that's what I'm saying, Like, I.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Think that's where I get it.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's that's what it is. That that sort of wig
hair runs in your family.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That's not a flex that's terrible. Wig hair runs in
my family.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Spaghetti strings, you know what I mean. You should be
God your enjoy your wig hair.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yet some I'll enjoy my wig enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's some day, it's you're gonna be very grateful for it.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Well, someday, I hope we get a hairstylist on this show,
whether it's Frankie or who you know, whoever was doing
our hair. And I'm like, I want answers about Jimmy
Gibbler's hair. Please. Is the eighties?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's your answer?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, there you go. True. So Steph leans into DJ
and whispers, if she's part of your plan, you need
a new plan. But DJ's plan is to go to
the store and buy a new sweater. Kimmy hands her
all the money she has eleven dollars and eighty cents.
DJ thanks her, saying she is the best friend in
the whole world. Kimmy size. Okay, here's the other five dollars.
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DJ tells them, I have twenty seven dollars in my
I gotta get a car the day I turned sixteen fund,
and Stephanie wants to help too. She tells DJ she
can have all the money in her piggybank, but she
forces the girls to turn around and close their eyes
so they don't see the location of her secret hiding place.
DJ knows the secret hiding place is Steph's toy chest,
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but Steph says that's her old hiding place. She needs
to retrieve the piggybank from her new hiding place. After
they reluctantly close their eyes, Steph runs over to the
toy chest grabs her piggybank, acting like she got it
from her night stand.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
The little drawer slam and everything's great.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, yeah, you did well. And you were like raising
your eyebrows at the end of that scene. That's like
your go to move. Yeah. So the next scene, we
are in fashion Central, Yes we are. Why does this
look like the same set as the Stacey QE.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Because it absolutely is.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Why does it look like that?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Because it is.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's pink, it's purple, it's all the eight eighties.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
In the hot pink, and it literally is the same,
probably the same set.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It's the same exact set as the Stacey q one.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
They were like, I don't know, just repaint it and
throw some sweaters in there.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I love it. Were full house, was budget conscious and
you know.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And resourceful.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah for sure. So DJ, Kimmy and Steph arrive at
Fashion Central along with Joey, who was their ride. DJ
says they'll be done about ten minutes. Joey says he's
going to the One Hour Photo Store so he can
watch people's vacations go by. That I just I was like,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
One hour you would get your film developed and horror
of horrors, they would your photos would like come through
the thing. Remember at some places, you'd be like in
the mall and you would see let's what he said,
I gonna go watch people's vacations go by.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
You would see other people's photos.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Oh yeah. There was no privacy whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It was just a free for all and some teenage
kid is just going through your photos.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yes, yes, that would not happen today.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
No, you post it on Instagram and have seven thousand
people looking at your photos, but I wouldn't turn for
a one hour photo.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, it's a different type of voyeurism though, yeah, exactly.
So DJ spots the royal blue sweater and she's shocked
to see that it's eighty dollars. That's a lot. That
is a lot for eighty nine that's a lot of money.
That's easily what over one hundred hundred and twenty one
hundred fifty dollars sweater. That's an expensive sweater for a
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twelve year old. That's I wouldn't spend that money on
my twelve year old, that's for sure. So DJ asks
the nearest store clerk if the sweater might be going
on sale soon, like in the next ten minutes. The
store clerk says no, but DJ tells the women they
only have forty three dollars and eighty cents and Steph
adds plus three hundred and twenty two pennies in cash,
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such as sale penny.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
As if pennies aren't cash, right, I mean they're not
really if you think about it, like pennies are just
they're just that annoying three and twenty two pennies, just
what everyone wants.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
It's just heavy, that's all.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It is heavy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
The woman tells Stuff she's a little short, and Stuff responds, well,
I can't help, but I'm only six. Such an insul lady.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I'm just trying to buy a sweater.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
DJ's bummed. She's gonna have to tell the guys that
she turned their beautiful Valentine's Day present into eighty dollars
worth of royal blue dish rags Kimmy size. Oh that's
too bad. But as long as we're here, let's try
stuff on.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I mean, I don't see how you can beat that
amazing Leopard outfit that you're wearing, though, with the skirt
and the jacket, you're not going to find anything.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Better than that.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
In fashion, it's called a cute outfit.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It was a very cute out it was.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
It was cute, and you're not gonna find anything better
than that at the sweater store.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
It is cute.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's just my chicken legs like. I couldn't be more pale,
The legs could not be more stick like. It's I mean,
it's so gayly. Well, look, none of us look our
best at age eleven or twelve, you know, like we're
just entering the awkward.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's all of the most awkward times of your life.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And then they're like, here, let's throw you in some
clothes that you don't like and put you on TV,
you know, and you're like, all right, well sure, and
then you look back thirty years later and you go, what.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Was I wearing?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What was I wearing? Yeah, but I did like the leopard.
The leopard a Kimmy, you like to weard leopard.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
So Steph notices a sign that says buy now, pay later.
She asks the store clerk if the sign is true,
and the woman nods, telling her it's called credit. Steph
runs over to tell mister Bhaer the great news. She
can buy DJ's sweater now and pay for it later.
Stephanie stuffs the sweater into her bag as the audience ooo.
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Kimmy and DJ walk up to her, unaware of what
she's done, and then they walk out of the store
at the same time as another shopper. The buzzer goes off,
but only the other shopper gets stopped to get her
bag searched. Kimmy judges her out loud. I hate shoplifters.
They drive up the prices for everyone. Yeah, did you
ever shoplift as a kid.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Now that was the that was the one they want
one thing you did. But I I'm just stealing like
that was never my. I mean, you know, like middle school,
I feel like girls are always like I still a lipstick,
I still a nail plut like my friends would do.
So I was stupid stuff like that. But I was
always like, I don't stealing was not my. That didn't
was It wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It wasn't that was me.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
It wasn't the thing that I was like, oh yeah,
I want to get it. I was like, nah, sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Only did once. And it wasn't because I wanted to steal.
It was a candy bar from Trader Joe's and I'm like, well,
I just want chocolate, like I don't And I knew
my mom wasn't going to let me have it, right,
But I just put it in my pocket and walked out.
But by the time we got to the car in
the parking lot, I was I came clean. I was like, Mom,
I took this candy bar.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Made me weight, and she was like, where did you
get that my pocket, right.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah. Yeah, So that's the only only time I've ever
shopped lived and I was young. I was probably like
nine years old.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Still not allowed in Trader Joe's though, that's a shame.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'm still banned, right. But so back in DJ and
Stuff's room, the three girls walk in and Joey follows them.
DJ thanks him for driving, and he admits he's amazed
that the three of them went into the mall for
twenty minutes and nobody bought a thing. Kimmy shrugs, we
were practicing our browsing. Joey responds, you know, Kimmy, one day,
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you're gonna make some lucky young man very confused, and
Kimmy happily grins back at him. She's flattered by this comment.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I think that's a superpower.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Some young man very confused, just.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Just he doesn't know what's coming.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, that's the brand for Kimmy's hair.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
He's like, what's happening.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
So, once Joey's gone, DJ revisits the reality of her
torn up sweater and starts to worry. Steph reaches into
her bag and pulls out the royal blue sweater d dah,
but DJ's even more concerned, asking Stephanie how she paid
for that sweater. Steph tells her she didn't have to
because the lady said she could buy now and pay later. Yeah.
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DJ and Kimmy both look at her in shock. Stephanie
doesn't understand what's wrong, so Kimmy explains, you ripped it off.
Steph assures her that she didn't because it's wrong to steal.
She reminds the girls that what she did is called
credit Yeah, but DJ emphasizes if you don't have a
credit card, it's called shoplifting. Oh. Steph is starting to
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understand her mistake, and Kimmy announces she's got to get
out of there. If the police connect her with this crime,
she could be banned from them all forever. And Steph
is scared. She doesn't want to go to jail. And
then there's a tense commercial break, very tense. Sure. Sure,
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we come back from the tense commercial break. We're still
in there, girlsroom. We're still tense. DJ tells Stephanie not
to panic. All they have to do is return the
sweater tomorrow and everything will be fine. Yeah. Just then
Danny knocks on the door, telling the girls to get
ready for their Valentine Day dinner. He tells DJ to
wear her new sweater. He can't wait to see how
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it looks on her. DJ wonders if she should wear
the stolen sweater to dinner and wait until tomorrow to
tell them that it's been destroyed, just so that she
doesn't ruin Valentine's Day. Steph nods, you have such a
good heart. It's true.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
She really thinking of others.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
But they can't get the alarm tag off of the sweater. Stuff.
Says that's all right, I think it looks nice, but
DJ shakes her head. There has to be some way
to hide it. Next scene, we're in the living room,
which is very sparsely decorated for Valentine's Day. It's kind
of pitiful for the Tanners. You know, they go all out.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I mean they're fine gifts and all kinds of things,
but they're like, I'm going to really decorate.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I know, there's through some flowers. Yeah, yeah, they were
too busy. It's something. So Danny's waiting for the girls
and Joey enters the room dressed as Popeye because why not?
What says Valentine's Day like a big Popeye costume.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
You know, I'm sure that there are some people out
there that would say it says a lot for them
on Valentine's Day. And maybe that's what Joey and Cheryl
were into.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I don't know. Yeah, maybe that's I don't know. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's so out of left field. This must have been
a dave. He must have pitched, hey, you know I
can do Popeye voices. Let's put me in a costume
and make a bit out of it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Probably, Maybe maybe he just had it lying around. He
was like, look, I need to make use of this
Popeye costume.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I gotta get my money's worth. Can we put it
in the shot?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Get my Yeah, I gotta get my money's worth for
these forearms.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Gets far right. Yeah, those four arms were amazing. So
Joey greets Danny and his Popeye voice. Oh, Land Lubber,
I'm setting sail for me Valentine costume party. Danny's confused,
as we all are, as we all are. We all
are confused, Like costume party for Valentine's Day? None of
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this makes sense. So Danny says, I thought that you
were supposed to dress up as a famous romantic couple.
Joey turns towards the kitchen door and oh, olive Oil,
it's your Romeo. Cheryl comes out dressed in her Olive
Oil costume. She gives her best impression of the character,
but it doesn't work too well.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No, Shelley Duvall, I've got to say that.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
No, like this is just so extra, like they went
all out.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Now you see why she was like, I quit, I
quit this business. I'm I'm never doing another show again.
I'm never coming back.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
To this business.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
This is ridiculous. Well, we didn't even do a Halloween episode.
We had we had a Halloween teaser, but not a
full episode. And now suddenly it's a whole Valentine's Day
episode and they're dressed in full costume, Like, man, were
they hurting for storylines? Like, I don't know, I don't
understand any of this that.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
We can see why they broke up though, totally. We
see why we never see her. She got home and
was like, I am never dressing up like this for
Valentine's Day again, and left right there.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
It's like this guy is kinky. I'm not.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah right, I'm not. What am I a furry?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah? No? So Joey continues to impersonate Popeye and asks
where his little sweet Peat is. Outwalks Michelle with her
nightgown and a bald cap on.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I don't think here's the best part is that now
anyone watching this show who's not our age, even people
our age, would be like.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
What, who's that? Who's that?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
What's wrong with that baby's head? What?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, it's Popeye does not have the same cultural significance
that it once did.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
No, yeah, I know it doesn't. And I'm just impressed
they got the bald cap on the baby, Like that's
those aren't comfortable. I mean it didn't. It wasn't super
tight on our head. You could see there, you know,
it was a little bit slack, But yeah, it was
still impressive to get a baby that sits still long
enough to put a bald cap on.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, just saying, and not pull it off.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah. So Danny picks her up and admires that's how
you looked the day you were born. Michelle gives Joey
a wave Hi Popeye. Joey, while still impersonating Popeye, tells
Danny he wishes he was coming now that it takes
a good looks at you You're built more like olive
oil than Sha. They all give a big laugh and
head out to their party with Michelle and just say.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
So, they're taking Michelle to this Valentine's Day costume party
for couples.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
What is It's not even their baby?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Like the dress this baby up and I'm taking it
with me for the costume party party?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
What kind of party is?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I don't know. I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I don't None of it makes sense. We Yeah, I
need to call up Lenny Rips and be like, what
are you thinking? What kind of Valentine?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It was either this or they were dressing up with
something from Star Wars and we know how that went so.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Exactly. Yeah. So Stephan DJ finally skip down the stairs
ready for their date. Danny notices that their sweaters are
both tied up on the side.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Very fashionable.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, I'm like, that wasn't fa I think that wasn't
fashion in the eighties to have that little side Yeah,
a little side thing, and DJ tells him, yeah, it's
the latest style. Stuff insists that Danny tries it too,
and he responds, well, if anyone's ready to take a
fashion risk, it's your rad Dad, Jesse and Becky roll
in through the front door. After their date. Becky describes
their hay ride date and admires how romantic it was.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Hay ride through the streets of San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
What like, Yeah, it's not like a carriage ride with
a horse, Like there's what why hay ride? It's not fall,
there's no pumpkins like what soon?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Hey in in February of Valentine's Day? What is that
a hay ride?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
And where are the where is this hay in the
middle through the streets of San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, there's no mention of a horse or like, there's.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Just trying to a horrid to pull a hay ride
up those hills.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It all feels I wonder if this is because Becky's
from Nebraska and she keeps missing home. So Jesse's like,
let me, let me take you on.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
A hay like, let me find you a hay ride.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I don't know. Yeah, it's a stretch. It's a stretch.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
They would have been they would have been better off
going to the costume party, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, this episode is like the kitchen of all He
just threw everything in there and they're like, let's hope
it sticks.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Whatever. Valentine's Day, shoplifting, pop, bye, hey, ride, Hey, d whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Just throw everything in there, let's see what sticks. So
Danny tells them he and the girls are off to
see Roger Rabbit for the fifth time.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Great movie.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Becky and Jesse see them off, but before Danny leaves,
Jesse notices the sweater Danny cool. He tells him, hey,
it's the latest style, dude, and Danny and the girls
walk out, leaving Jesse and Becky alone. Becky notices the
setup in the living room that Jesse prepared for the
two of them.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
The sad decorations.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
The sad that makes sense, it's sad decorations because Jesse
was in charge of them. Oh yeah, like just throw
something on to the table and that's that'll do it.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Something something well.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
And he had champagne. You know, he went to effort.
He went to effort.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I give him the champagne and a hay ride please.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
What mormance. Yeah, So Jesse turns on some music and
lights the fire to heat up the evening a little bit,
as if they needed it. He pops a bottle of
champagne and toasts to finding each other. He tells Becky
he has a little something for her. He pulls out
a box, and she pulls out a box for him too,
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and they open their gifts. Sapphire earrings for Becky and
a genuine Elvis spoon for Jesse.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
What do you think makes it genuine? Did Elvis eat
off of it? Is it?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Is there a little lock of his hair in it?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
What is That's a good question? Yeah? Who was there
a certificate that came with? Y? Like? What? It's genuine
in what way?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Properly? Licensed?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Licensed?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Okay, he's properly licensed to Elvis spoon. He gave Elvis
himself gave permission for this spoon to be made and
to be given to Jesse Gatzopolis. So Becky runs over
to the mirror to try on her earrings. Jesse thanks
Becky for making him wait four months to go out
with her. He admits it gave us a chance to
know each other without all the pressures of dating. He
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rambles on about how she's honest, interesting, open. What he's
really trying to say is that he normally has a
hard time committing to someone. No. Really. He pulls out
his little black book, which is actually yellow because they
were out of black the day he got it, and
he says, the point is, I'm not going to need
these phone numbers anymore because I want to be with
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you every weekend, and he tosses the book into the fire.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's like when somebody deletes their apps for you. I
can't need these apps anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, it's a sign of commitment.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah, But Becky slowly starts to break it to him, well, actually,
not every weekend. I have a date this Saturday, Becky,
go Becky. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I was like, oh, I was trying. I didn't remember this.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I didn't remember this either.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I love Becky. She's like, yep, nope, I got options.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
She's not putting all her eggs in one basket it.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Nope, I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
And Jesse is understandably, you have a date. She defends herself.
They never talked about being exclusive. Jesse rushes towards the
fire to fish out his book. It's caught on fire,
so he dunks it in the ice bucket. This is
a major fire stunt for a recycam set.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I was an actor.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
I was like, again, probably falls under the heading of
like things they won't let you do anymore, like fly children,
around the room as astronauts and light things on fire.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, I'm wondering, like I know today you have to
have fire permits and the fire.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I'm sure that the fire department was there and the
thing the little you.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Know, I would hope, so sure it was right off?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, I'm sure it was right off.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
It's quite the flame too. John was handling like a
massive scene, so Jesse tells her fine, I can get
a date for Saturday night too, and after making a
big scene, he takes it back. He doesn't want to
play games with her, He just wants to be with her.
Becky feels like things are moving too fast for her.
She asks him for a little bit more time.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
He does move a little quick, his moves a little
He does quick?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah he does?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
He model fast. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Jesse backs up to sit on the couch and tells
her he'll wait for her. He refuses to blow this.
She walks over to him, well you don't have to
wait alone, and begins to kiss him. He stops her,
thinking she wanted to take things slow. She slowly makes
out with him, and he says his infamous have mercy
before throwing his little black book into the fire. Go Becky.
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So back at Fashion Central, DJ and Steph walk in,
and Djy instructs her to act casual when she goes
to place the sweater back. Steph begins to sing casually
as she strolls back into the store.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
They probably wanted me to whistle, but I can't whistle,
So there I was like do do do?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Do? Do?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Do do?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
As she walks in, the buzzer goes off. The store
clerk rushes over and checks Stephanie's bag, revealing the stolen sweater.
When she asks for a receipt for this item, Steph
admits she doesn't have one. She admits, I'm a shoplifter.
The horror. DJ tries to make a joke out of
Stepf's shoplifting incident and tells the clerk exactly what Stephanie
(37:09):
thought by now pay later meant, but the store clerk
is not amused. She tells the girls that shoplifting is
a serious crime and because of this, she's gonna have
to call their parents. Steph chimes in, could you ask
to speak to Joey. She has the girls wait by
the register for their parents. The screen fades to show
that time has passed, and then Joey, Danny, and Jesse
(37:31):
rush in to find the girls. The store clerk approaches them,
and Daddy immediately scolds the woman for accusing his girls
of shoplifting. DJ attempts to speak but can't get a
word in over the boys. Steph finally pipes up, Uncle Jesse,
I stole the sweater. Jesse laughs and goes back on
his word. Well, not everybody is perfect. DJ defends Stephanie
(37:53):
and admits to Danny that she ruined the one he
originally gave her. DJ tells her dad she's sorry, and
Steph says she's sorrier. Danny tries to tell the store
clerk he's in shock because he raised his daughters to
know the difference between right and wrong. Right on cue,
Michelle tries on a hat and says, my hat home.
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Joey runs in the family. Yes, I feel like the
store clerk was a little harsh.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah, she needed to settle a little bit, like come on,
just the girls admitted it.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah, they admitted they were bringing it back.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah, and it's understandable that a six year old wouldn't
understand what buy now, pay later means. You know, it's
very true. This is an innocent mistake. The store clerk
just needed to take a chill pill.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Well, she's you know, her manager is just looking at
fire people. So she's, you know, she's a little nervous
about her job. Yeah, understandable, Yeah, understandable. And it's just
it's been a rampant you know, just kids shoplifting weeks
over and over to her.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
So she's had enough.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, she's had it. She's making an example out of
Stephanie Tanner. Yeah, exactly. So back in DJ and Steph's room,
Danny is lecturing the girls on how lucky they are
that nobody is pressing charges. Steph agrees, you're not kidding.
They almost sent me up the stream. The DJ corrects her,
that's up the river stuff. Shrugs, Well, I'm new at this.
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Danny asks the girls why they didn't come to him,
and DJ confesses she thought she could handle things on
her own. Danny commends, well, you're much better at getting
into trouble than you are at getting out of it.
DJ asks if there's any way she could practice getting
out without getting in. Not really any No, it doesn't
work that way, but Danny assures her that he will
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always be on her side. To help DJ and Stephanie
thank him, and Steph asks if he could help fix
DJ's sweater. Steph pulls out the three pieced, shredded sweater,
and Danny's shocked. This is an eighty dollars sweater, but
he pulls himself together, saying he's grateful that everyone learned
a lesson.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Including the gardener, who needs to be more careful when
running over things while he's performing his obviously very hard duties.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
DJ puts her arm around Steph, Well, your little chicken wing,
thanks for trying to help me. Steph tells her that
she had to do something. Sisters forever, Steph asks, DJ
smiles and nods, giving her a big hug. Steph attempts
to extend the ask, wondering if she can borrow DJ's toys, CDs,
and clothes anytime she wants. DJ doesn't hesitate, not a chance,
(40:30):
but she gives in, telling stuff she can borrow one thing.
Steph walks over to browse DJ's closet, and that's our show,
ladies and gentlemen. It was a sweet moment. Yeah, I
like this was a fun episode.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I do remember I remember doing this episode. I remember
like my little Dodo moment. I don't know why that
sticks out in my head like a classic. I vividly
remember that. But yeah, the stolen sweater, the whole thing
it was.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, that was a great sweater. I remember Imber loving
that sweater too.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
That was beautiful color, the royal I can see why
DJ really wanted it. And she's got matching socks.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
I mean that was got outfit back in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, I'd wear that sweater today.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah, it's fashionable, quite fashionable from Fashion Central, also known
as the Record Store.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Also it's a racy Q autograph record store.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I can't wait to see what they use it for next.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
It's under new ownership.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
They closed that down and then reopened this place in
the same space just recently.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
So just stay tuned, folks. You'll see it again, Yeah,
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Yeah, right, this time it'll be a yeah, a bookstore
or a diner or yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, well no.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
This was a really fun episode though. It was a
very cute sister moment too. I like that it ended,
and I liked that the whole storyline was really stuff
was trying to help, you know, like it was. I
liked how they framed sort of the little shoplifting thing
that it was. You know, Steph was like, by now
pay later, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, she just wanted DJ to be okay, Like it's
very her intentions were very sweet.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, Steph had really good intentions.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
But you know what they say about the road to hell,
it's paved with them. Seth almost went up the stream
the river, right, Well, she's small, so it starts out
as a stream. You go stream, and then you keep
going and it turns into a river and then yeah, yeah,
and then you're just stuck in it.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Did you have any everywhere you looks?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I didn't have any everywhere you look moments in this did.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
You I have a couple? I have a couple.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
I don't know why I didn't. I was looking for
stuff and it's hard, it's hard.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
I didn't have anything that I hadn't like noticed necessarily before.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Well one is you were You're missing a tooth on
the bottom, on the bottom, and I'm like, where's the flipper?
Like you didn't have a flipper of this episode for right,
so the fake tooth, So yeah, you have a missing
tooth on the bottom. And then uh, in the first
in the first scene, you're wearing this cute little plaid
like this comfortable little jumper outfit, have a Scottie dog
on it. Of course, of course we have a picture
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of this on our Instagram, the how areot Instagram. It
was your birthday and you're blowing out candles on a
cake at the kitchen set, at the kitchen table. If
you go back to last summer, we posted it last summer,
and so I'm like, that makes sense if this was
released in mid.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Februebruary, yep, it would have been mid January, three weeks
before my birthday.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So I was like, this was right
around your birthday that you can tape this episode.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Tape this episode blew out candles on a cake and.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Lost a tooth and lost a tooth.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
It was a six years that's that's a typical six
year old birthday. I feel like his teeth falling out
like just everywhere.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Very cute, very good. So those are my only those
are my only? Everywhere you look.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I'm surprised I didn't.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I didn't notice my own tooth missing. I mean I
would's but yeah, not watching the show, I.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Guess, well, when you lose them all the time. You know,
that's true, not as big of a deal like car keys,
just all the time. They're going everywhere.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Well, thank you everybody for joining us for another really
fun episode of how Rude Tanertos.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
We love doing this show and we love that you
guys listen to it.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
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Speaker 1 (44:25):
That kind of fun stuff and what else.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
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they come out. And our next episode is going to
be season two episode fifteen, Pal Joey, which aired February seventeenth,
nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
That is it's next up on our recap watch.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
So please join us next time for another episode of
how rud Tannerritos. And remember, everybody, the world is small,
but the house is full.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Boom boom, Yes, you did it, did it. I'm proud
of you did it my streak. The streak continues in
a row, or street continues for too in a row.
Right right, but just wait till next week.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
You know, the bracelet was sitting right over there. It's
just looking on the right out of the corner of
my eye.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
You're not quite off bracelet, Off bracelet.
I don't know if I needed to clap, but I
did it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I need it. I can't perform unless there's an action
or a clap or something, so I.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Appreciate turn the performer brain on.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, it's true. Otherwise I feel like I don't know
when to start.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's like.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
When do you start?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Now? I need some sort of a loud sound or
a word to direct me when to start.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, we started hi, hi.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And we started hellou. I'm a little jittery today. I've
had a lot of coffee. I started drinking coffee in
the afternoon, which I never do, and now I realize
why I never do it, because I can't fall asleep.
I can't drink coffee after two PM, or I am
up all nights. And I know you don't have that.
(01:02):
I wish I had whatever it is you have where
you don't process ADHD. Didn't you do a test one time?
I did that?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It yeah that it's uh.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It was like the ancestry or whatever, and they do
all the weird tests that yeah, I processed, like caffeine
and stimulants quicker.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But they also say it has to that if.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You have a neurodivergent or ADHD brain that caffeine has
the opposite effect on you. Oh really, Yeah, Like I
can drink a bunch of coffee and take a nap.
It might not be a great nap, it might be
a little you know, but yeah, it does kind of
does the weirdly opposite thing. Unless I drink so much
coffee that then I'm jittery. And then that's usually about
a pot of coffee, and then.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Just it's all bad. It's all bad.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, if I drink too much coffee, I'll just I'll
get jittery, i get anxious. It's not good. But sometimes
I'm like, I just want like that afternoon I love.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I am an afternoon coffee girl. I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's a tradition that I that my dad started. And
now I just coffee and like.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
A little something sweet, just a little little cookie something
in the afternoon. It's just it's just what you gotta
do to be in that person.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I want to be that person and I can't. I
can't do it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You're gonna maybe do the d calf. It's not try
d calf.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I heard that d calf still has like a tiny.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well there's also like half calf, which is half the caffeine.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, maybe I'll try that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So it's not quite Yeah, try some half calf in
the afternoon, half calf.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Request that half calf? Like, how do I order that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
At like a Starbucks? I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, I'm going to a coffee shop half dcalf and
half regular.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I guess. I don't know. I don't know if that's
how they do it, but I do know there are
there is less caffeinated coffee.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay, I suppose I could just drink herbal tea. That
might give me the same you know, having a hot cup.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
It's hot beverage, having the routine beverage.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You just like to have a little tea time, Well,
I do.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
This is my tea time. I reserve my tea time
for our chats. There you go, that's my routine.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So all right, okay, let's let's take this caffeine and
run with it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Let's go. Yes, I'm a very stimulating.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right, it's gonna be eighteen minutes long.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We're covering the entire episode. Yes, and and right, people like,
are we listening to this like two times the speed?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, it's just they had a lot of coffee that day.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, well, welcome back to How Rude Tianaritos. I'm Andrea
Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we are discussing
season two, episode fourteen, titled Little Shop of Sweaters. It
originally aired on February tenth, nineteen eighty nine, and it
goes a little something like this. DJ and Stephanie become
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worried when they can't find enough money to replace a
damaged Valentine's Day gift sweater. Meanwhile, Jesse has his first
serious date with Rebecca, and Joey attends a Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Ball dressed as Popeye. I've got a lot going on.
I've got thoughts on that last one, but we'll get there.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
There's a lot going on in this episode. Valentine's Day
is apparently a really big deal. I get no idea.
This was directed by Peter Baldwin. It was written by
the Lenny Rips. The I knew it, so I was like,
I love this episode, of course. It was written by
leny Rips. Love that guy. And we got two guest stars.
(04:27):
Diane Brody is back as Cheryl and this is her
last episode on Full House.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Unfortunately, was it her last episode. Ever didn't she also quit?
Oh yeah, yeah, she's last episode of anything. Yeah, she
hasn't been seen.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
She was like, is there and finding then the dress
up is olive oil. That's it. I'm done with this.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
She's like, this isn't this isn't the gig for not ye? Yes,
And then we have Eileen Kahn as Julie the shop lady,
and she's listed on IMDb as a writer producers this
early an actor but for Matt About You, dream On
and Casey Undercover.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Okay, so she also did this one thing and then
was like I don't want to do this and did
something was a writer.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay, great, Full House is chilling.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Acting career and acting career left and right.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, we're the lucky ones, you know, the only lucky ones, right.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So we open in the kitchen. Michelle and Jesse are
eating at the kitchen table with matching red baseball caps
on with a little tuft of hair sticking out the front.
I love that. That's my favorite hair styles John's.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, it's just so cute.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So yeah, the fact that Michelle's is matching is adorable.
So Michelle is eating with her hands and Jesse tells her. Now,
someday you're going to be invited to the White House
to eat fruit cocktail with the President, and if you
eat with your fingers, there's a good chance you're gonna
gross out the commander in chief. He tells her to
eat with a spoon, and she replies, thank you, he insists,
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So she does exactly what she has told. She grabs
the spoon with her left hand and eats the food
with her right hand.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Problem solving.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
So wait, so do you think this was Ashley? It
was Mary Kay, It was Mary Kate.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It was Mary Kate. I actually wrote that.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
The spoon in the left hand because Mary Kate's left handed.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I don't know that that. I mean, maybe that was
why she was holding the face. I could just tell
by the face that was Mary Kate. And then Ashley's
in the first scene. Ah yeah, yeah, I mean not
the teaser but the actual first scene. But yeah, we're
super cute with the little hair and and you can
see again, like even more of them having fun and
the relationships, like you know, the giggling and being silly.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, it's very cute.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
They are so into it. It's great. So then we
have the opening credits and We are then in the
kitchen where all of the girls plus Joey are in
the kitchen making Valentines for school. The envelopes are passed
to Joey, who then holds them up to Michelle, saying,
tongue out. She likes the envelope to seal it. He
tells steph hurry up. Michelle is drying out. Get some
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water right. Stephanie asks how she should sign her valentine
to Wendell Berman, the nose picker in class. Joey advises
her to throw in a little piece of Kleenex with it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
There's always one. There's always one nose picker.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I mean one if you're lucky with when they're little,
you know.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So Jesse glides down the stairs singing my funny Valentine,
and he excitedly wishes the girls a happy Valentine's Day.
He whips out a pair of ear rings and asks
Joey what he thinks. Joey says they're beautiful, adding I'll
get my ears pierced tomorrow. Jesse responds they aren't for you. Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I feel like he's doing that bit more and more.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
The oh yeah, that bit has caught on. Yeah, every
time he does it, I love it. So this is
Jesse and Becky's first Valentine's Day together, and he's planning
a dream night for her. He shows the girls the
ear rings, and Stephan DJ simultaneously ooh, and Steph asks uncle, Jesse,
are you in love? Jesse has a hard time finding
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words to form a coherent sentence, and DJ stops him.
He's babbling, it's love. Danny walks into the kitchen bearing
gifts and enthusiastically wishes the girls a happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Valentin's is apparently a huge deal in the Tanner House.
I mean, right, do little things for the kids and
stuff too, but this is We've got big plans. Oh yeah,
three single people and three kids, everybody in this house
has a lot of plans for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah. I just feel like a cheap o because I'm like,
I never gave my kids get like we would make
Valentines for the class and then I always.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Get a little something for them, like a little yeah,
but I didn't even Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm like Christmas was just six weeks ago. We don't
need rifts in the house. Easter is coming up, like,
no we like. We don't need more candy on Valentine's Day.
You get enough of that, but not in the Tannerhouse.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Tanner House, it celebrates eight sweaters. It's it's you know,
sapphire earrings, It's Popeye.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's a lot. It is a lot. There's a lot
happening on Valentine's Day. So DJ is immediately grateful when
she sees the Fashion Central shopping bag, thinking that her
dad got her a royal blue sweater, but Danny tells her, well,
I don't know anything about a royal blue sweater. He
asks the guys if they know anything about a royal
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blue sweater, and they play into this oblivious act. DJ
knows they do because she's been hinting about it since
the day after Christmas. She begs to open Presence, and
Michelle and Steph join in, each hugging one of the
guys as they beg pretty please, glyitty please, g.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Litty please, Leaddy please.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Danny dishes out all the gifts and the girls run
to the kitchen table to sit down. Steph opens her
gift first, and it's a gold heart. Jesse tells her
it's a locket and opens it to reveal pictures inside.
Steph is confused, asking who are are these people. Joey
tells her yours Bill, these people you never met.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
But here is your real family.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Here's your real family. That's a whole other show, right, Yeah, exactly, so,
Joey says, this is Bill and Mary, the people who
come with every new picture frame and Wallace. Yes, oh
those people, Yes, those ones. DJ gets everyone ready to
watch her open her present. She begins to thank everyone
before she finishes opening. Oh, thank you for my royal
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blue socks. She's disappointed, but Danny interrupts, won't those royal
blue socks go fabulous with your new royal blue sweater?
DJ screams, and the boys and she gives the boys
hugs while thanking them. Michelle picks the bow off of
her gift and chimes in thank you daddy. Danny laughs
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and helps her continue to unwrap her gift. Stephanie tries
on DJ sweater and notes, Oh, this would make a
great rest if I put a belt on it.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, look at Steph.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Just yeah yeah. But DJ is furious. She says, I'm
gonna belt you, you little nerd bomber. She tells Steph
to take off the sweater and complains that she's stretching
it out.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Such a sibling moment.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
This is a classic sibling I feel like.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
My kids would have tackled each other before one of
them even got the sweater on.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You know, yeah that was true. Stephanie's like, well, you
don't have to yell at me. I've got ears. DJ
Fire's back, but you've got nothing between them, you little
chicken wing. Lots of insults flying back sniff, steph Snap's
back even harder. Oh yeah, well, if I'm a chicken wing,
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then you're a double decker lame oid chicken sandwich.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And not even like an insults a good hot chicken sandwich,
just like.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
A lame oil lame Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, like a sad yeah chicken chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah that's just you're not sure if it's fried or
just chewy.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's the day old rotisserie chicken that's
been sitting under the heater at the right grocery store
for too long. Yeah that's it. So Danny forces the
girls to stop fighting and then forces them to say
something nice about each other. DJ smirks. Okay, Stephanie, you
have a wonderful big sister Steph responds, and DJ, you
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have an even more wonderful little sister. But DJ's quick
and replies, yes, I do. Her name is Michelle. Steph
gives a hump before strutting out of the room.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Quite dramatic.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm surprised there was no how rude.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I feel like I was very surprised that there was
no how rude.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I've deserved it. Yeah, it really did, missed opportunity.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
The huffing was was also uh quite dramatic for stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It was very that was quite an exit. It was uh,
you know what it was.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
It was it was uh giving miss piggy vibes. Oh yeah,
you know, And yeah, that was what it felt like.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Definitely a huffy.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So DJ asks Danny if she can wear her new
sweater to school. He says yes, but warns her to
take good care of it. DJ nods and runs away excitedly.
Michelle shouts help from the table. She's having trouble unwrapping
her gift. The boys walk over and Joey jokes, well,
let's help her open it before she outgrows it. They
open it to reveal a little sweatshirt with hearts all
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over it. Michelle says thank you and walks away with
the box. Jesse points out the next year, they should
just get the kid a box, so true, so true
to love box.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
They can fit in like the big giant ones. Forget it.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They're like, this is it? That is an intimate gift? Yep. Sure.
So next we are in stephan DJ's room. Steph is
at her little table with mister Bear, reviewing her valentines
from school. She has valentines from three different.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Jason's Oh, very popular name.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh yeah, like in my day, was Jennifer, Like Jennifer
was the name right, Joe? Okay, like the five Jennifers
in my class.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, DJ was almost supposed to be Jennifer remember.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Jennifer Crawford.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, Jennifer, Jason Jay, Name's all over the place.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So Stephanie gets to Wendell Berman's valentine and she can't
help but look disgusted as she holds it up.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Definitely Bookers on it.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, you kind of disinfect your hands. After that, DJ
runs into the room looking very distressed. Steph asks what's wrong,
and DJ says, don't ask. Steph tells her, well's too late.
I already asked. Steph realizes that DJ isn't wearing her
new sweater. DJ unzips her backpack and pulls out the
remnants of the royal blue sweater gets tattered, torn, and
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split into three separate pieces. DJ says she took off
the sweater while she was playing soccer so it wouldn't
get all sweaty. The next thing she knows, the gardener
runs over it with his lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So isn't the gardener it fall here? It just I mean,
and that the gardener's problem.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well, you probably didn't see it. What more more, why
is the gardener gardening during like school hours? Isn't it
Like I.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Remember that though, they'd be like they'd be out doing
the field and it was like, look, we got it.
We got to run the stupid gigantic ride on lawnmower
across the whole field, you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
So at some point the kids rather was like, don't
go on that half of the field because the lawnmower's
over there. So I'm assuming that they were just on
the side, don't.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know, they had to get their work done.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, I don't blame the gardener, like he's probably an
underpaid employee and he just wants to mow his grass.
You know, he doesn't care about belongings. You know, it's
at your own risk. You leave your shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Out right, you stuff your thing on the ground. That's
it. It coulds run over.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's a natural consequence of DJ.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Sorry, like, I'm wondering how the lawnmow were faired in
this though, you know, fel it probably builds the lawnmower.
It feels like an expensive fix or way more expensive
than the eighty dollars sweater for sure.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, so Steph knows that Danny is gonna freak out,
but DJ tells her not if my plan works. And
just like that, Jimmy Gibbler runs in and announces, have
no fear. Kimmy Gibbler is here again with the wig
hair that's not a wig like it was. My hair
gets worse.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
You know what I'm gonna You know what, though, you
know whose hair it reminds me of? Who's When Tate
was born, he had an incredible mop of hair.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
He did.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Now, I was always like that hair.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Now I know he gets it from my side kind
of hair like you had that sticks. Yeah, yeah, Tate
was born with a full head of hair, spiky hair
with highlights.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
He looked like he was wearing a wig, like a
little tiny, miniature infant wig.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It was, he means, like Ryan Crest with the little
blonde streaks.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah. See, that's what I'm saying, Like, I.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Think that's where I get it.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's that's what it is. That that sort of wig
hair runs in your family.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That's not a flex that's terrible. Wig hair runs in
my family.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Spaghetti strings, you know what I mean. You should be
God your enjoy your wig hair.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yet some I'll enjoy my wig enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's some day, it's you're gonna be very grateful for it.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Well, someday, I hope we get a hairstylist on this show,
whether it's Frankie or who you know, whoever was doing
our hair. And I'm like, I want answers about Jimmy
Gibbler's hair. Please. Is the eighties?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's your answer?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, there you go. True. So Steph leans into DJ
and whispers, if she's part of your plan, you need
a new plan. But DJ's plan is to go to
the store and buy a new sweater. Kimmy hands her
all the money she has eleven dollars and eighty cents.
DJ thanks her, saying she is the best friend in
the whole world. Kimmy size. Okay, here's the other five dollars.
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DJ tells them, I have twenty seven dollars in my
I gotta get a car the day I turned sixteen fund,
and Stephanie wants to help too. She tells DJ she
can have all the money in her piggybank, but she
forces the girls to turn around and close their eyes
so they don't see the location of her secret hiding place.
DJ knows the secret hiding place is Steph's toy chest,
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but Steph says that's her old hiding place. She needs
to retrieve the piggybank from her new hiding place. After
they reluctantly close their eyes, Steph runs over to the
toy chest grabs her piggybank, acting like she got it
from her night stand.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
The little drawer slam and everything's great.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, yeah, you did well. And you were like raising
your eyebrows at the end of that scene. That's like
your go to move. Yeah. So the next scene, we
are in fashion Central, Yes we are. Why does this
look like the same set as the Stacey QE.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Because it absolutely is.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Why does it look like that?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Because it is.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's pink, it's purple, it's all the eight eighties.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
In the hot pink, and it literally is the same,
probably the same set.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It's the same exact set as the Stacey q one.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
They were like, I don't know, just repaint it and
throw some sweaters in there.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I love it. Were full house, was budget conscious and
you know.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And resourceful.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah for sure. So DJ, Kimmy and Steph arrive at
Fashion Central along with Joey, who was their ride. DJ
says they'll be done about ten minutes. Joey says he's
going to the One Hour Photo Store so he can
watch people's vacations go by. That I just I was like,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
One hour you would get your film developed and horror
of horrors, they would your photos would like come through
the thing. Remember at some places, you'd be like in
the mall and you would see let's what he said,
I gonna go watch people's vacations go by.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
You would see other people's photos.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Oh yeah. There was no privacy whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It was just a free for all and some teenage
kid is just going through your photos.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yes, yes, that would not happen today.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
No, you post it on Instagram and have seven thousand
people looking at your photos, but I wouldn't turn for
a one hour photo.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, it's a different type of voyeurism though, yeah, exactly.
So DJ spots the royal blue sweater and she's shocked
to see that it's eighty dollars. That's a lot. That
is a lot for eighty nine that's a lot of money.
That's easily what over one hundred hundred and twenty one
hundred fifty dollars sweater. That's an expensive sweater for a
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twelve year old. That's I wouldn't spend that money on
my twelve year old, that's for sure. So DJ asks
the nearest store clerk if the sweater might be going
on sale soon, like in the next ten minutes. The
store clerk says no, but DJ tells the women they
only have forty three dollars and eighty cents and Steph
adds plus three hundred and twenty two pennies in cash,
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such as sale penny.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
As if pennies aren't cash, right, I mean they're not
really if you think about it, like pennies are just
they're just that annoying three and twenty two pennies, just
what everyone wants.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
It's just heavy, that's all.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It is heavy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
The woman tells Stuff she's a little short, and Stuff responds, well,
I can't help, but I'm only six. Such an insul lady.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I'm just trying to buy a sweater.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
DJ's bummed. She's gonna have to tell the guys that
she turned their beautiful Valentine's Day present into eighty dollars
worth of royal blue dish rags Kimmy size. Oh that's
too bad. But as long as we're here, let's try
stuff on.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I mean, I don't see how you can beat that
amazing Leopard outfit that you're wearing, though, with the skirt
and the jacket, you're not going to find anything.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Better than that.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
In fashion, it's called a cute outfit.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It was a very cute out it was.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
It was cute, and you're not gonna find anything better
than that at the sweater store.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
It is cute.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's just my chicken legs like. I couldn't be more pale,
The legs could not be more stick like. It's I mean,
it's so gayly. Well, look, none of us look our
best at age eleven or twelve, you know, like we're
just entering the awkward.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's all of the most awkward times of your life.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And then they're like, here, let's throw you in some
clothes that you don't like and put you on TV,
you know, and you're like, all right, well sure, and
then you look back thirty years later and you go, what.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Was I wearing?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What was I wearing? Yeah, but I did like the leopard.
The leopard a Kimmy, you like to weard leopard.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
So Steph notices a sign that says buy now, pay later.
She asks the store clerk if the sign is true,
and the woman nods, telling her it's called credit. Steph
runs over to tell mister Bhaer the great news. She
can buy DJ's sweater now and pay for it later.
Stephanie stuffs the sweater into her bag as the audience ooo.
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Kimmy and DJ walk up to her, unaware of what
she's done, and then they walk out of the store
at the same time as another shopper. The buzzer goes off,
but only the other shopper gets stopped to get her
bag searched. Kimmy judges her out loud. I hate shoplifters.
They drive up the prices for everyone. Yeah, did you
ever shoplift as a kid.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Now that was the that was the one they want
one thing you did. But I I'm just stealing like
that was never my. I mean, you know, like middle school,
I feel like girls are always like I still a lipstick,
I still a nail plut like my friends would do.
So I was stupid stuff like that. But I was
always like, I don't stealing was not my. That didn't
was It wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It wasn't that was me.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
It wasn't the thing that I was like, oh yeah,
I want to get it. I was like, nah, sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Only did once. And it wasn't because I wanted to steal.
It was a candy bar from Trader Joe's and I'm like, well,
I just want chocolate, like I don't And I knew
my mom wasn't going to let me have it, right,
But I just put it in my pocket and walked out.
But by the time we got to the car in
the parking lot, I was I came clean. I was like, Mom,
I took this candy bar.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Made me weight, and she was like, where did you
get that my pocket, right.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah. Yeah, So that's the only only time I've ever
shopped lived and I was young. I was probably like
nine years old.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Still not allowed in Trader Joe's though, that's a shame.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'm still banned, right. But so back in DJ and
Stuff's room, the three girls walk in and Joey follows them.
DJ thanks him for driving, and he admits he's amazed
that the three of them went into the mall for
twenty minutes and nobody bought a thing. Kimmy shrugs, we
were practicing our browsing. Joey responds, you know, Kimmy, one day,
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you're gonna make some lucky young man very confused, and
Kimmy happily grins back at him. She's flattered by this comment.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I think that's a superpower.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Some young man very confused, just.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Just he doesn't know what's coming.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, that's the brand for Kimmy's hair.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
He's like, what's happening.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
So, once Joey's gone, DJ revisits the reality of her
torn up sweater and starts to worry. Steph reaches into
her bag and pulls out the royal blue sweater d dah,
but DJ's even more concerned, asking Stephanie how she paid
for that sweater. Steph tells her she didn't have to
because the lady said she could buy now and pay later. Yeah.
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DJ and Kimmy both look at her in shock. Stephanie
doesn't understand what's wrong, so Kimmy explains, you ripped it off.
Steph assures her that she didn't because it's wrong to steal.
She reminds the girls that what she did is called
credit Yeah, but DJ emphasizes if you don't have a
credit card, it's called shoplifting. Oh. Steph is starting to
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understand her mistake, and Kimmy announces she's got to get
out of there. If the police connect her with this crime,
she could be banned from them all forever. And Steph
is scared. She doesn't want to go to jail. And
then there's a tense commercial break, very tense. Sure. Sure,
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we come back from the tense commercial break. We're still
in there, girlsroom. We're still tense. DJ tells Stephanie not
to panic. All they have to do is return the
sweater tomorrow and everything will be fine. Yeah. Just then
Danny knocks on the door, telling the girls to get
ready for their Valentine Day dinner. He tells DJ to
wear her new sweater. He can't wait to see how
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it looks on her. DJ wonders if she should wear
the stolen sweater to dinner and wait until tomorrow to
tell them that it's been destroyed, just so that she
doesn't ruin Valentine's Day. Steph nods, you have such a
good heart. It's true.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
She really thinking of others.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
But they can't get the alarm tag off of the sweater. Stuff.
Says that's all right, I think it looks nice, but
DJ shakes her head. There has to be some way
to hide it. Next scene, we're in the living room,
which is very sparsely decorated for Valentine's Day. It's kind
of pitiful for the Tanners. You know, they go all out.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I mean they're fine gifts and all kinds of things,
but they're like, I'm going to really decorate.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I know, there's through some flowers. Yeah, yeah, they were
too busy. It's something. So Danny's waiting for the girls
and Joey enters the room dressed as Popeye because why not?
What says Valentine's Day like a big Popeye costume.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
You know, I'm sure that there are some people out
there that would say it says a lot for them
on Valentine's Day. And maybe that's what Joey and Cheryl
were into.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I don't know. Yeah, maybe that's I don't know. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's so out of left field. This must have been
a dave. He must have pitched, hey, you know I
can do Popeye voices. Let's put me in a costume
and make a bit out of it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Probably, Maybe maybe he just had it lying around. He
was like, look, I need to make use of this
Popeye costume.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I gotta get my money's worth. Can we put it
in the shot?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Get my Yeah, I gotta get my money's worth for
these forearms.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Gets far right. Yeah, those four arms were amazing. So
Joey greets Danny and his Popeye voice. Oh, Land Lubber,
I'm setting sail for me Valentine costume party. Danny's confused,
as we all are, as we all are. We all
are confused, Like costume party for Valentine's Day? None of
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this makes sense. So Danny says, I thought that you
were supposed to dress up as a famous romantic couple.
Joey turns towards the kitchen door and oh, olive Oil,
it's your Romeo. Cheryl comes out dressed in her Olive
Oil costume. She gives her best impression of the character,
but it doesn't work too well.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No, Shelley Duvall, I've got to say that.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
No, like this is just so extra, like they went
all out.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Now you see why she was like, I quit, I
quit this business. I'm I'm never doing another show again.
I'm never coming back.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
To this business.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
This is ridiculous. Well, we didn't even do a Halloween episode.
We had we had a Halloween teaser, but not a
full episode. And now suddenly it's a whole Valentine's Day
episode and they're dressed in full costume, Like, man, were
they hurting for storylines? Like, I don't know, I don't
understand any of this that.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
We can see why they broke up though, totally. We
see why we never see her. She got home and
was like, I am never dressing up like this for
Valentine's Day again, and left right there.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
It's like this guy is kinky. I'm not.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah right, I'm not. What am I a furry?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah? No? So Joey continues to impersonate Popeye and asks
where his little sweet Peat is. Outwalks Michelle with her
nightgown and a bald cap on.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I don't think here's the best part is that now
anyone watching this show who's not our age, even people
our age, would be like.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
What, who's that? Who's that?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
What's wrong with that baby's head? What?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, it's Popeye does not have the same cultural significance
that it once did.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
No, yeah, I know it doesn't. And I'm just impressed
they got the bald cap on the baby, Like that's
those aren't comfortable. I mean it didn't. It wasn't super
tight on our head. You could see there, you know,
it was a little bit slack, But yeah, it was
still impressive to get a baby that sits still long
enough to put a bald cap on.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, just saying, and not pull it off.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah. So Danny picks her up and admires that's how
you looked the day you were born. Michelle gives Joey
a wave Hi Popeye. Joey, while still impersonating Popeye, tells
Danny he wishes he was coming now that it takes
a good looks at you You're built more like olive
oil than Sha. They all give a big laugh and
head out to their party with Michelle and just say.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
So, they're taking Michelle to this Valentine's Day costume party
for couples.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
What is It's not even their baby?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Like the dress this baby up and I'm taking it
with me for the costume party party?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
What kind of party is?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I don't know. I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I don't None of it makes sense. We Yeah, I
need to call up Lenny Rips and be like, what
are you thinking? What kind of Valentine?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It was either this or they were dressing up with
something from Star Wars and we know how that went so.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Exactly. Yeah. So Stephan DJ finally skip down the stairs
ready for their date. Danny notices that their sweaters are
both tied up on the side.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Very fashionable.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, I'm like, that wasn't fa I think that wasn't
fashion in the eighties to have that little side Yeah,
a little side thing, and DJ tells him, yeah, it's
the latest style. Stuff insists that Danny tries it too,
and he responds, well, if anyone's ready to take a
fashion risk, it's your rad Dad, Jesse and Becky roll
in through the front door. After their date. Becky describes
their hay ride date and admires how romantic it was.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Hay ride through the streets of San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
What like, Yeah, it's not like a carriage ride with
a horse, Like there's what why hay ride? It's not fall,
there's no pumpkins like what soon?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Hey in in February of Valentine's Day? What is that
a hay ride?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
And where are the where is this hay in the
middle through the streets of San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, there's no mention of a horse or like, there's.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Just trying to a horrid to pull a hay ride
up those hills.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It all feels I wonder if this is because Becky's
from Nebraska and she keeps missing home. So Jesse's like,
let me, let me take you on.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
A hay like, let me find you a hay ride.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I don't know. Yeah, it's a stretch. It's a stretch.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
They would have been they would have been better off
going to the costume party, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, this episode is like the kitchen of all He
just threw everything in there and they're like, let's hope
it sticks.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Whatever. Valentine's Day, shoplifting, pop, bye, hey, ride, Hey, d whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Just throw everything in there, let's see what sticks. So
Danny tells them he and the girls are off to
see Roger Rabbit for the fifth time.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Great movie.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Becky and Jesse see them off, but before Danny leaves,
Jesse notices the sweater Danny cool. He tells him, hey,
it's the latest style, dude, and Danny and the girls
walk out, leaving Jesse and Becky alone. Becky notices the
setup in the living room that Jesse prepared for the
two of them.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
The sad decorations.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
The sad that makes sense, it's sad decorations because Jesse
was in charge of them. Oh yeah, like just throw
something on to the table and that's that'll do it.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Something something well.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
And he had champagne. You know, he went to effort.
He went to effort.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I give him the champagne and a hay ride please.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
What mormance. Yeah, So Jesse turns on some music and
lights the fire to heat up the evening a little bit,
as if they needed it. He pops a bottle of
champagne and toasts to finding each other. He tells Becky
he has a little something for her. He pulls out
a box, and she pulls out a box for him too,
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and they open their gifts. Sapphire earrings for Becky and
a genuine Elvis spoon for Jesse.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
What do you think makes it genuine? Did Elvis eat
off of it? Is it?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Is there a little lock of his hair in it?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
What is That's a good question? Yeah? Who was there
a certificate that came with? Y? Like? What? It's genuine
in what way?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Properly? Licensed?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Licensed?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Okay, he's properly licensed to Elvis spoon. He gave Elvis
himself gave permission for this spoon to be made and
to be given to Jesse Gatzopolis. So Becky runs over
to the mirror to try on her earrings. Jesse thanks
Becky for making him wait four months to go out
with her. He admits it gave us a chance to
know each other without all the pressures of dating. He
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rambles on about how she's honest, interesting, open. What he's
really trying to say is that he normally has a
hard time committing to someone. No. Really. He pulls out
his little black book, which is actually yellow because they
were out of black the day he got it, and
he says, the point is, I'm not going to need
these phone numbers anymore because I want to be with
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you every weekend, and he tosses the book into the fire.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's like when somebody deletes their apps for you. I
can't need these apps anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, it's a sign of commitment.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah, But Becky slowly starts to break it to him, well, actually,
not every weekend. I have a date this Saturday, Becky,
go Becky. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I was like, oh, I was trying. I didn't remember this.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I didn't remember this either.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I love Becky. She's like, yep, nope, I got options.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
She's not putting all her eggs in one basket it.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Nope, I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
And Jesse is understandably, you have a date. She defends herself.
They never talked about being exclusive. Jesse rushes towards the
fire to fish out his book. It's caught on fire,
so he dunks it in the ice bucket. This is
a major fire stunt for a recycam set.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I was an actor.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
I was like, again, probably falls under the heading of
like things they won't let you do anymore, like fly children,
around the room as astronauts and light things on fire.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, I'm wondering, like I know today you have to
have fire permits and the fire.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I'm sure that the fire department was there and the
thing the little you.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Know, I would hope, so sure it was right off?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, I'm sure it was right off.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
It's quite the flame too. John was handling like a
massive scene, so Jesse tells her fine, I can get
a date for Saturday night too, and after making a
big scene, he takes it back. He doesn't want to
play games with her, He just wants to be with her.
Becky feels like things are moving too fast for her.
She asks him for a little bit more time.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
He does move a little quick, his moves a little
He does quick?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah he does?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
He model fast. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Jesse backs up to sit on the couch and tells
her he'll wait for her. He refuses to blow this.
She walks over to him, well you don't have to
wait alone, and begins to kiss him. He stops her,
thinking she wanted to take things slow. She slowly makes
out with him, and he says his infamous have mercy
before throwing his little black book into the fire. Go Becky.
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So back at Fashion Central, DJ and Steph walk in,
and Djy instructs her to act casual when she goes
to place the sweater back. Steph begins to sing casually
as she strolls back into the store.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
They probably wanted me to whistle, but I can't whistle,
So there I was like do do do?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Do? Do?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Do do?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
As she walks in, the buzzer goes off. The store
clerk rushes over and checks Stephanie's bag, revealing the stolen sweater.
When she asks for a receipt for this item, Steph
admits she doesn't have one. She admits, I'm a shoplifter.
The horror. DJ tries to make a joke out of
Stepf's shoplifting incident and tells the clerk exactly what Stephanie
(37:09):
thought by now pay later meant, but the store clerk
is not amused. She tells the girls that shoplifting is
a serious crime and because of this, she's gonna have
to call their parents. Steph chimes in, could you ask
to speak to Joey. She has the girls wait by
the register for their parents. The screen fades to show
that time has passed, and then Joey, Danny, and Jesse
(37:31):
rush in to find the girls. The store clerk approaches them,
and Daddy immediately scolds the woman for accusing his girls
of shoplifting. DJ attempts to speak but can't get a
word in over the boys. Steph finally pipes up, Uncle Jesse,
I stole the sweater. Jesse laughs and goes back on
his word. Well, not everybody is perfect. DJ defends Stephanie
(37:53):
and admits to Danny that she ruined the one he
originally gave her. DJ tells her dad she's sorry, and
Steph says she's sorrier. Danny tries to tell the store
clerk he's in shock because he raised his daughters to
know the difference between right and wrong. Right on cue,
Michelle tries on a hat and says, my hat home.
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Joey runs in the family. Yes, I feel like the
store clerk was a little harsh.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah, she needed to settle a little bit, like come on,
just the girls admitted it.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah, they admitted they were bringing it back.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah, and it's understandable that a six year old wouldn't
understand what buy now, pay later means. You know, it's
very true. This is an innocent mistake. The store clerk
just needed to take a chill pill.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Well, she's you know, her manager is just looking at
fire people. So she's, you know, she's a little nervous
about her job. Yeah, understandable, Yeah, understandable. And it's just
it's been a rampant you know, just kids shoplifting weeks
over and over to her.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
So she's had enough.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, she's had it. She's making an example out of
Stephanie Tanner. Yeah, exactly. So back in DJ and Steph's room,
Danny is lecturing the girls on how lucky they are
that nobody is pressing charges. Steph agrees, you're not kidding.
They almost sent me up the stream. The DJ corrects her,
that's up the river stuff. Shrugs, Well, I'm new at this.
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Danny asks the girls why they didn't come to him,
and DJ confesses she thought she could handle things on
her own. Danny commends, well, you're much better at getting
into trouble than you are at getting out of it.
DJ asks if there's any way she could practice getting
out without getting in. Not really any No, it doesn't
work that way, but Danny assures her that he will
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always be on her side. To help DJ and Stephanie
thank him, and Steph asks if he could help fix
DJ's sweater. Steph pulls out the three pieced, shredded sweater,
and Danny's shocked. This is an eighty dollars sweater, but
he pulls himself together, saying he's grateful that everyone learned
a lesson.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Including the gardener, who needs to be more careful when
running over things while he's performing his obviously very hard duties.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
DJ puts her arm around Steph, Well, your little chicken wing,
thanks for trying to help me. Steph tells her that
she had to do something. Sisters forever, Steph asks, DJ
smiles and nods, giving her a big hug. Steph attempts
to extend the ask, wondering if she can borrow DJ's toys, CDs,
and clothes anytime she wants. DJ doesn't hesitate, not a chance,
(40:30):
but she gives in, telling stuff she can borrow one thing.
Steph walks over to browse DJ's closet, and that's our show,
ladies and gentlemen. It was a sweet moment. Yeah, I
like this was a fun episode.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I do remember I remember doing this episode. I remember
like my little Dodo moment. I don't know why that
sticks out in my head like a classic. I vividly
remember that. But yeah, the stolen sweater, the whole thing
it was.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, that was a great sweater. I remember Imber loving
that sweater too.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
That was beautiful color, the royal I can see why
DJ really wanted it. And she's got matching socks.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
I mean that was got outfit back in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, I'd wear that sweater today.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah, it's fashionable, quite fashionable from Fashion Central, also known
as the Record Store.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Also it's a racy Q autograph record store.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I can't wait to see what they use it for next.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
It's under new ownership.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
They closed that down and then reopened this place in
the same space just recently.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
So just stay tuned, folks. You'll see it again, Yeah,
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Yeah, right, this time it'll be a yeah, a bookstore
or a diner or yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, well no.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
This was a really fun episode though. It was a
very cute sister moment too. I like that it ended,
and I liked that the whole storyline was really stuff
was trying to help, you know, like it was. I
liked how they framed sort of the little shoplifting thing
that it was. You know, Steph was like, by now
pay later, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, she just wanted DJ to be okay, Like it's
very her intentions were very sweet.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, Steph had really good intentions.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
But you know what they say about the road to hell,
it's paved with them. Seth almost went up the stream
the river, right, Well, she's small, so it starts out
as a stream. You go stream, and then you keep
going and it turns into a river and then yeah, yeah,
and then you're just stuck in it.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Did you have any everywhere you looks?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I didn't have any everywhere you look moments in this did.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
You I have a couple? I have a couple.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
I don't know why I didn't. I was looking for
stuff and it's hard, it's hard.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
I didn't have anything that I hadn't like noticed necessarily before.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Well one is you were You're missing a tooth on
the bottom, on the bottom, and I'm like, where's the flipper?
Like you didn't have a flipper of this episode for right,
so the fake tooth, So yeah, you have a missing
tooth on the bottom. And then uh, in the first
in the first scene, you're wearing this cute little plaid
like this comfortable little jumper outfit, have a Scottie dog
on it. Of course, of course we have a picture
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of this on our Instagram, the how areot Instagram. It
was your birthday and you're blowing out candles on a
cake at the kitchen set, at the kitchen table. If
you go back to last summer, we posted it last summer,
and so I'm like, that makes sense if this was
released in mid.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Februebruary, yep, it would have been mid January, three weeks
before my birthday.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So I was like, this was right
around your birthday that you can tape this episode.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Tape this episode blew out candles on a cake and.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Lost a tooth and lost a tooth.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
It was a six years that's that's a typical six
year old birthday. I feel like his teeth falling out
like just everywhere.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Very cute, very good. So those are my only those
are my only? Everywhere you look.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I'm surprised I didn't.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I didn't notice my own tooth missing. I mean I
would's but yeah, not watching the show, I.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Guess, well, when you lose them all the time. You know,
that's true, not as big of a deal like car keys,
just all the time. They're going everywhere.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Well, thank you everybody for joining us for another really
fun episode of how Rude Tanertos.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
We love doing this show and we love that you
guys listen to it.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
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Speaker 1 (44:25):
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be season two episode fifteen, Pal Joey, which aired February seventeenth,
nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
That is it's next up on our recap watch.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
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but the house is full.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Boom boom, Yes, you did it, did it. I'm proud
of you did it my streak. The streak continues in
a row, or street continues for too in a row.
Right right, but just wait till next week.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
You know, the bracelet was sitting right over there. It's
just looking on the right out of the corner of
my eye.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
You're not quite off bracelet, Off bracelet.
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