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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I don't know how, but somehow the Chiefs were able
to score a defensive touchdown which ended up being fucked
me in my money league and wanted on the boot
of Harrison. The Housewives hate me, Butcker. Everybody's whining about
pass interference. J D Harmeier from The Stern Show. Shut
your fucking mouth, JD from The Stern Show complaining. Everybody's
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complaining that the Chiefs are getting help from the refs.
Shut your fucking mouth, JD. You shut your fucking, big,
fucking mouth. I called this fucking guy during a Bengals game.
He act like I was like interrupting his sleep, So like,
what are you calling me for? Motherfucker? You should be
lucky anybody's calling you, you fuck whining and complaining about
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the Bengals. You take that fucking L. You take that
fucking L and you stuff it up your keyster.
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This is a non fact checking, fully disruptive I Am
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Dome of disruption, the Dignity Zone of disruption. And we
are here. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's feeling
real saying. I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know
where to start. I don't know whether I'm coming or going.
No Diddy ha, I don't know whether I'm coming or
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going No Diddy. Listen showing Diddy Comb's puff has been
indicted on federal sex trafficking charges. There's no video footage
of him being arrested, but he was arrested within the
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last twenty four hours of this I Am Rappaport Stereo
podcast on multiple charges fed time he's fucked. Yo. P
Diddy is fucked No Diddy ha.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
When he was indicted, it said he has abused, threatened,
coherst women and others. When you say women and others,
you mean men. There's no others besides men. He abused, threatened,
and coerced women and others around him to fulfill his
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sexual desires. To do so, Combs relied on him always,
resources and influence of his multi faceted business. I'm gonna
read that first sentence again. He abused, threatened, and coherst
women and others. Who the funk is are the others? Men?
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You don't just say women and others, Just say women
and men. Listen. I've eluded, I've mentioned. It is no
secret that this guy is a piece of shit. It
is no secret that this guy has been a grimy
piece of shit for years after I saw that videotape
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of him beating Cassie, his ex girlfriend. This is a bully,
fake tough guy, nasty scoundrel, wanna be mobster, and this
is what happens. This is what happens when you fuck
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people over, you beat women, and you think you think
you're above the fucking law. You think you're untouchable, Uh,
you get caught up in your own shit. And this
is also a lesson to some other people. Take your
fucking dark sunglasses off. This motherfucker's been wearing black sunglasses,
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dark sunglasses for twenty five thirty years. What have you
been hiding? Well, whatever the fuck you he did, he
has been hiding. It's all coming out now. I've been
around this fucking guy, dark energy, dark sunglasses. How this
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is gonna play itself out? I have no idea. Either
he's going to flee the country, go to actual jail,
which ain't gonna be good, or off himself. One of
those three things is going to happen. This is not
going to end well for Sean. Puffy Combs. Did he
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run the city? And it's sad. It's sad that he
has abused his power. It is sad that he has
abused women. It is sad that he has multiple children
whose father has ran opportunity after opportunity to thrive at
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fifty four years old. Fifty four years old, and he's
a nasty, no good, dirty dog. Sean, You nasty, no
good dirty dogs. That's a new nickname for you. Moving
on and when I say moving on, I am also
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moving on. I'm performing this weekend in San Francisco. Okay,
I'm performing the twentieth, the twenty first in San fran
San Francisco at Cops Comedy this Friday, September twentieth, this Saturday,
September twenty first, and then I will be in Pittsburgh
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October nineteenth, Pittsburgh October nineteenth, and then there's plenty of
shows in November. All tickets, all information, all details are
available at Michael Rapaport Comedy digity dot com Michael Rapaportcomedy
dot com. It's crazy that there was another attempt on
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Dick Stain Donald Trump's life, and because the news cycle
is so sick and twisted, as of the recording this
Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast, the second assassination attempt on Dick
Stane Donald Trump is not on the front page of
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the news. Insane. Think about how fucking crazy that is.
Love them, hate them, or anything and everything in between.
They try to take out pick Dick Donald Trump, Dick
Stain Donald Trump, devious Dick Stain Donald Trump. The other
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day at his own golf course, they tried to clip
him at Mara Lango. Some sick funk named Ryan Ruth
Duth who has been posting on this guy. Listen, I
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don't care what you think of pig Dick, Donald Trump,
I don't care what you think of Kamala Harris. I
don't care what you think of any of these politicians.
Marjorie Taylor Green. I'm not down with trying to kill
these motherfuckers. This lunatic, Ryan Ruth was cooped dump outside
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of Mara Lago and he had a long range pistol.
How he was cooped dump out there. Allegedly, he was
out there for thirteen hours, and this fucking guy stuck
the muzzle of the gun through the bushes and somehow
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Someway at one point was allegedly within fifty yards of
Dick staining Donald Trump, I guess on whole six and
then on whole five or whole five or whole six.
He was three hundred yards away, four hundred yards away,
which sounds like it's far unless you're like got one
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of these long range guns. And the Secret Service they
saw the gun, They chased this cocksucker, They caught this cocksucker.
And that's two two lives, two lives. I don't know
how many lives dick staining Donald Trump has. But this
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guy's a nutcase white you know, looks nuts, looks like
a sick fuck. But I mean, he wouldn't stick out
in a crowd of sick fucks. This guy, Ryan Ruth,
looks like a sick fuck. But if I was doing
a lineup of sick fucks, he wouldn't be the first
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person that I would go to. Although that's what makes
him an actual sick fuck, because when you try to
shoot and kill an ex president, you're gone, You're fucking
You've lost it. This guy's never getting out of fucking jail.
He's fifty eight, he's going to die in prison. You're
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never gonna see the light of the day. And apparently
he's got a son who's like defending him, and he's
saying he also doesn't like Trump. Okay, well, now you're
on a watch list, two asshole. You guys think you're
like being smart and funny, and oh you don't like Trump. Also,
now you're on a watch list, two asshole. I don't
want to see any of these people getting clipped and
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Secret Service, what the fuck? Man, he's on whole five
pig Dicks on whole six How is he even that
close to pig Dick? Donald Trump? Who knows? All I
know is safety first, keep your hands up and your
head on a swivel at all times.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Damn podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Speaking of keeping your hands up and your head on
a swivel at all times. It's lining up that me
the Gringo Mandingo will be in Dallas, Texas November fifteenth.
What are you doing in Dallas, Texas, Mike grap What
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are you going to be doing in Dallas, Texas? Well,
it's looking like I'm going to be in Dallas, Texas
November fifteenth and be able to attend hopefully it's not
all locked up yet. The Mike Tyson Jake excuse me,
Fake Paul fight at Jerry's World. And if I'm at
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that o MG, that's happening November fifteenth in Dallas, and
if all goes well, I will be at that fight
and I will be super duper ringside to hopefully see
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Mike Tyson beat the shit out of Jake Paul once
and for all, which will be just fantastic. But that's
like two months away. That's literally two months away. And
the way things are moving in the world the way
things are unfolding every single day. I'll be it with
things like Sean Puff, Daddy Combs, I'll be it with
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them trying to clip Dick Stinge, Donald Trump. I'll be
it with the election, and I'll be it with all
the injuries that are taking place in the NFL. Anything
can happen in the next two months. But it's lining
up for the and go Man Dango to be ringside
for Mike Tyson versus Fake Paul, which would be awesome.
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Oh my gosh, talk about being on full tilt, being
on blast. That will be awesome. And like I said,
it has been a crazy, crazy, crazy week, crazy season
in the NFL. Listen, when you win, you win. When
you lose, you still sometimes win. An Unfortunately, in my
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money league, I took a fucking loss. Now I thought
I was gonna take a fucking win. But that's just
the way the fantasy football cookie crumbles. And that that
fantasy football cookie, whether you're eating it, whether it crumbles,
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whether it's going in full no Bruno or just in pieces,
no brewing. And I know I'm not making sense. It
sucks anyway. I played Bunbee from you GK. You know
bunbe Troe Berger's O g bunbe u GK Miles Jordan
play a little UGK.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Has seen these niggas in days go and come and
from me just the wake, I know, I'm pissed. I
grabbed my sett my twist with my thumb. Some of
my sweets be tight now, some of my sweets be
fucked up, but all of my tweets gonna blow go
kill or smokey suked up. I looked up today and
didn't pomp pray and none of that pistol blake.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
But who gives the state some more? They won't be
blasting this a way.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I'm flipps of hey, still upset about the drama here
at this.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Time of year.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'm wiping away.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
My home is namatis.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
But nat such a well light, beloved, likable person. Talking
about likable in real life, this guy is. I guarantee
you you you'd be hard pressed to find anybody who
has anything to say about Bunbee. He is a nice, classy,
straight up gee and.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
His fucking team.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
They came back, that fucking Nico Collins. He fucking got me.
And that's fine. That is fine, that is fine. It's
not totally fine. But it's fine because if I'm gonna
take a loss, that's the way I'll take the loss.
His team will never play better than it played against
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my team. That's what happens when you were when you
have a great team, people get up to play against you.
Rap reports like people. They get that fucking sleep when
they compete against me, and most of the time sleep rest,
massage tables, ice baths, manicures, pedicures. None of that shit's
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gonna help you. But he got me now. In the
Stern Show Fantasy Football League, I beat the dog shit
out of Rassan. I beat the dog shit out of Rassan.
And this season is ravaged by injury. They're so many
fucking injuries. I mean, Week two was wacky, But I
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did tell you so. I told you. I said, watch
these games on the last I am Rappaport stereo ponkas.
I said, Saints and Cowboys. I told you. Alvin Kamara
four fucking touchdowns and stopped all over the Cowboys right
there in Jerry's world where I hope to be. For
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the Mike Tyson Fake Paul fight. In November, Derek Carr
was doing the Michael Jackson dance in the end zone.
That motherfucker was doing thriller dances in the end zone.
The Cowboys got covered and they need to regroup. The
Saints are two and zero. They have a new offensive
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coordinator and they're cooking, cooking up that real nice jumbalaya.
The next game I told you about was the Buccaneers
and Lions. We're on top of his shit. I'm not
just throwing random shit out for sound bites. Oh no,
Baker Baker the touchdown maker is real. He wasn't real,
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but now he is the real deal. The Buccaneers has
rallied around Baker Mayfield and he is their guy. The
Carolina Panthers let Baker and Sammy smooches Darnald go and
now they have fans bags over their heads because Bryce Young.
Unfortunately he's not that guy. He's heading to the fucking bench.
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Little Bryce Young is heading to the bench. And I
don't like tiny little quarterbacks. They make me nervous. I
don't care how fucking fast they are unless their name
happens to be Kyler Murray. Ass Kyler Murray. But now
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the Panthers are going with Andy Dalton, remember him. Andy
Dalton is back as a starter, but the Bucks verse
the Lions. Chris Godwin was cooking up the Lions secondary,
real nice and real proper. Jamison Willigains did kill with
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his speed, like I said, but it was not enough.
Detroit needs to stop acting like they won anything, because
they didn't win shit. They just got ran on in
their own crib. Dan Campbell, get your house in order.
You got stuffed, You got ruffed and stuffed in the crib.
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The sun God got hurt. There's a lot of fucking injury, yo.
This is probably the most injury filled second week of
the Sea. There's stars are down all over the place.
The stars have fallen. I feel bad if you drafted CMC.
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We hemmed, we hobbed, we pulled our hairs out, unfortunately,
and I'm not I want him to be healthy. I
want all the guys to be healthy. We didn't pick CMC.
But if I had picked CMC, and I could have
picked CMC, I'd be fucked right now, Rappaports, the light
would be fucked right now. But we're doing the fucking.
I also told you guys to watch the Bengals and
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the Chief. This was a much better game than anyone
thought it was. Going to be that defensive end. Trey
Hendrickson on the Bengals is a fucking animal, a total
fucking game wrecking b e ast Beast changes the entire game.
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Mahomie had his lowest passing yards in a game in years.
Traviskels barely did anything with his boo in attendance. Yo,
Travis Dick Stane, Donald Trump talking crazy about your your girl,
Dick stayin. Donald Trump is talking crazy about your your
your boo. Are you gonna step up to the plate
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and protect the honor of Taylor Swift? Travis Kelce, Isaiah Pacheco.
He was great, but he got hurt. That's another injury.
I don't know how, but somehow the Chiefs were able
to score a defensive touchdown which ended up being fucked
me in my money league and wanted on the boot
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of Harrison. The housewives hate me, Butker everybody's whining about
pass interference. J D Harmeier from The Stern Show. Shut
your fucking mouth, JD from The Stern Show complaining. Everybody's
complaining that the Chiefs are getting help from the refs.
Shut your fucking mouth, JD. You shut your fucking, big,
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fucking mouth. I called this fucking guy during a game.
You act like I was like interrupting his sleep. It's like,
what are you calling me for? Motherfucker? You should be
lucky anybody's calling you, you fuck whining and complaining about
the Bengals. You take that fucking l you take that
fucking all, and you stuff it up your keyster. And
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I will say my last I told you so. I
don't like saying I told you so. I mean I
kind of do. And I'm gonna give you some gold
to watch this week, But I I did say the
Bears and the Texans. The Texans are a legitimate Super
Bowl contender. They did play with their food on this one.
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Joey Mixon from the aforementioned Cincinnati Bengals had a monster
Week one, but got hurt. It also coughed up a
fumble near the end zone that would have sealed the game.
Not having Keenan Allen definitely hurts the fucking Bears. Gotta
get my man DJ Moore the ball more. Caleb Williams,
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he looking shaky on the yard. Caleb Williams looking shaky
on the fucking yard. Nico Collins on the Texans, he
fucked me too. He fucked me too, But I have
DJ Moore. I need DJ to get the ball more.
I was up seventeen point five points and I lost
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by one point seven points. Hurts. I could live with
a loss like that, But you signed DJ for a reason.
Get him the fucking rock, Caleb Williams. And I am
a believer, but that offense is just one dimensional. Sometimes
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this guy's running for his fucking life. You need to
get the fucking rock out of your hands. As a
p Caleb. But the Techxans Yo. If you're not a
big football person, you're not a big football fan, or
if you are the Texans or must see TV every week,
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c J Stroud is awesome. He's amazing. And like I said,
Nico Counts, he stuffed me, but I knew he was.
That guy just didn't have to fucking didn't have to
do me, do me dirty like that. But Bunby, you
are going on the bulletin board. Trust me. Trust me.
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This loss that I took for you will be avenged,
and it'll be avenged real nice and real proper.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The theme for week two is how underdogs won or
covered the underdogs that won. The Raiders one, the Buccaneers won,
the Vikings one, the Packers, the Saints, the Browns, the
Falcons all won. Underdogs roof roough the Dogs that covered
Bengals Bears eight of the fourteen teams on Sunday in
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Week two, then on Monday Night football with the Falcons.
A lot of surprises and the only favorites that cover
were the Jets, the Chargers, the Steelers and the Cardinals
and the Commanders, the Washington Commanders only because the Giants
lost their kicker at kickoff, which is just a whole
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fucking New York Giants story in itself. You don't have
a backup kicker somewhere like somewhere like a guy who
kicked field goal. Do you just think the kickers just
like off limits from getting hurt. The Seahawks and the
Patriots pushed at minus three. The schedule maker did not
fuck around. But like I said, there's so many injuries
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in the NFL. Last year was quarterbacks who fell like flies.
Now it's everyone else besides Jordan Love. Protect the fucking quarterbacks.
Protect the quarterbacks had all cause right now, Christian McCaffrey,
ir who knows when he's gonna be back? Justin Jefferson,
He left the game. Hollywood Brown is out for the year.
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In Kansas City, Isaiah Pacheco, like I said, he's out,
looks like six to eight week. Cooper Cup is walking
around in a boot and Pooka Pooka Naku is on ir.
The Rams are fucked Sun God, Saint Brown, Spring, mcl
aj Brown, he tweaked the hammy, Nick Bosa high ankle Spring.
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These are big time all star, all pro guys that
you see on commercials for foot locker and shit. Tua
unfortunately got another concussion the Dolphins. I'm concerned about my
uh my offense in Miami. Concerned. I am concerned hopefully
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to a uh you know, his healthy asap. Russell the
Love Muscle. He's missed the first two games, but the
Steelers are there there two and zero behind Justin Fields. T.
Higgins hasn't played one down yet in Cincinnati. Debo, Deebo
Samuel's on San Francisco. He's hurt out for a few weeks.
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Kennyth Walker missed week two, Evan Ingram left the game,
and Djoku was out. Keenan Allen dinged up. Taysom Hill
left the game. Moster missed last week. This is a
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week three is coming up and any given Sunday will
and can be fantastic. And I will break that down
on the next I am rapports stereo poncas and I
don't want to tell you I told you so, but
I did tell you so, you fuck you? What else
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is going on right now? With three hundred and forty
eight days, three hundred and forty eight days since October eleventh,
Israel is attacked every single day. Israel is attacked every
single day, still Hamas throwing over their handmade homemade weapons,
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Hesbalah from Lebanon in the North Syria, and the Yemenite Huthis,
the Yemenite hand job hooker Hoothy's sent in some kind
of crazy missile on Sunday morning. Sunday is Monday in Israel.
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They started the week off by having to shoot down
that missile, and the media and these scumbags have somehow
hypnotized the world into thinking that this is okay, and
this is somehow acceptable, and Israel, for all its sins,
must accept this because they've done something to deserve this
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daily bullshit. Get the fuck out of here. They must
have done something, or why would they be under attack
every single day? Right, wrong, that's part of the fucking plan.
They want to make Israel, Jews, and the rest of
the world think that this is somehow acceptable and deserved.
It's not acceptable, it's not deserved. It won't be tolerated.
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It never has been tolerated. And when Israel defends her something,
when Israel builds walls to keep the animals out, you
whine and cry and make up shit about apartheid and
open air prisons. This is what the fuck you get. Yes,
there's checkpoints, more checkpoints I want more checkpoints to deter
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these savage terrorist rabbit pigs from stabbing and trying to
blow up people in Israel. And I say that proudly, loudly,
quote me, without explanation. The Iran regime, the wares of Houthis,
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the houthy wares, the Hesbalohores, the Hamas whores, live breathe
under the thumb of Iran. These fucking animals in the
West Bank, the terrorists, they don't have a right to
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take and jeopardize lives every single fucking day. They don't
have a right to push their radical kooki wacky, dumb
dumb brickhead, dumb dumb beliefs about some euphoric wonderland that's
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waiting for you when you die. That's not what's gonna happen.
There's no virgins waiting for you. There's no virgins waiting
for you. It's every single fucking day. And Jews Israel,
we don't have to apologize, explain, compromise or soft step
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about our faith, culture, religion, or anything regarding our Judaism
and our Zionism. And when we fuck back, no diddy,
and we will continue to fuck back. I've said it once,
and I'll say it again. The world will thank us later.
Iran needs to be dealt with, squelched once and for all.
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Three hundred and forty seven days of is shit. Northern
Israel is non existence right now. Northern Israel is non
exxistent right now because of attacks ever since October eighth
from the north in Lebanon, from the houthis the hooty
hand jobs. One hundred thousand people are displaced. Oh but this,
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but Hamas now, fuck that. All the Jews, all the Zionists,
all the forward, positive, righteous people, stay loud, stay proud,
and be braggadocious if you fucking want. We don't have
to be humble and soft foot. The Jewish people have
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done nothing wrong, the Zionists have done nothing wrong, and
we will continue to shine our fucking light on the
darkness that is all of these terrorist regimes. I'm so
sick and tired of picking up my phone. You never
know what's going to be on the other end of it,
never know you know what kind of bad news is
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going to be on the end of the other end
of it from these fucking baboon mutated infected baboons. No
disrespect to Baboons anyway, I'm done. Miles Jordane Ak, the
Bleach Brothers, heykay, the Dignity Dust Brothers take me out
of here. Okay, take me at it with something real nice. Tiggy,
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take me at it with something real loud. And and
this I Am Rap poor stereo podcast with something real funk.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I'm out.