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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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You can campaign like Tampon Tim Watts all you want,
or like Kamala Harris all you want.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Draymond Green.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You're not the defensive player of the year. You might
be the defensive player of the last three weeks, you
are not the twenty twenty five NBA Defensive.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Player of the Year.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
A lot of NBA playoffs are right around the corner.
Chador Sanders, you make me nervous as a New York Giant.
You make me really nervous as in New York Giants,
extremely nervous.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
As a New York Giant. The New York Giants have
no space to screw up. And my guts, I'm an expert.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
My gut is telling me that Shador Sanders is not
that guy.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
He's not made of neon.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
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Speaker 2 (01:47):
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Signey Zone of Disruption.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
My name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed so Inflamed,
the Inflamed Ashkenazi aka the Salt Sniff AKA the Disruptive Warrior.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Hi y'all aka the Raging bullshitter AK Mister New York
a k a. The Jewish shik Lamada.
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Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh wait, certified as the world's most disruptive podcast. Hope
everybody's feeling real good. Hope everybody's feeling really safe. Hope
everybody is feeling really saying physically mentally. As I mentioned
on the last podcast, I've been dealing with flu B.
(02:50):
Three weeks ago, they said, you got flu B. I
don't know what happened to A C D. I may
have all of it. I may have the A B flu,
but I'm feeling better.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm starting to feel better. But it's been shit.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't know if I had that quiet Secret Corona,
but I definitely had that flu B. The antibiotics, the
probiotics got me hopped up on some of that Barry bonds,
that steroids, that Lance Armstrong, that Roger Clemens. I'm on
a little bit of that right now. I told the doctor,
(03:29):
she said, I don't give me everything. I don't give
a fuck. It's been almost a month. Give me the
entire kit, give me the entire kaboodle.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I need it all.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I need my voice back, I need my energy back.
Being sick stinks. Listen, you got nothing without your health,
and Maro Kasham, I have good health compared to a
lot of people.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You have no thing without your health.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
When you're not feeling good, when you have pain, when
you are sick, when you can't sleep, when you're walking around,
it's like some sort of like glossy haze, when you
got some sort of filter. It's blue outside, but you
got some sort of green mucusy filter, some lens on
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everything around you. It don't feel good, and I have
been dealing with that. So I am hoping that I
am towards the end of this cycle. As you hear,
you hear the disruptive war, you hear the golden microphone,
you hear a little raspiness. Sounded like Nas in his prime,
sound like Onyx in their prime, sound like one of
(04:46):
the classic New York rappers with the raspy Jada kiss
or one of them. Sounds good for them, doesn't sound
good for me. It's not my natural flaw. I'm a
little bit more nasily anyway, hope praying to feel better soon.
I have shows this weekend Addison, Texas, Addison, Texas, Dallas, Texas.
(05:07):
I am performing Friday Saturday Sunday, Friday Saturday Sunday at
the Improv in Addison, the Addison Improv. Okay, come see
me live this weekend Addison, Dallas. I'll be there all weekend,
then the following weekend. I hate to announce it. I
told you Fox, don't DM me I told you April nineteenth.
(05:31):
I told you April nineteenth. I'm performing at the Grammar
Seat Theater in New York City. My birth certificate stamped
March twentieth, nineteen seventy Born in New York stamped.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's sold out. Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The Grammar Seat Theater is now officially sold out.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay. I told you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
First performing in Montreal, I'm performing at Oh Canada, Oh Canada.
I am performing May twenty fourth. Tickets for that show
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and of course follow at I Am Rappaport Podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But it's a great time of the years.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's one of the better times of the sports year. Obviously,
nothing is better than when we have NFL, NBA, NCAA, everything,
But right now my time, I love NBA basketball and
(06:52):
we're coming down to the trinkle of the trinkle of
the trinkle.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Of the NBA.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's almost over, ladies and gentlemen, and it is a
shootout in the.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
West, how the West was one.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
But before I get into how the West is gonna
be one, I need to get into how the defensive
Player of the Year award is not gonna be one.
Draymond Green, You're not the defensive player of the year.
You're a prolific Hall of Famer, you're a great defensive player,
but you're not the defensive player of the year circa
twenty twenty five. You might be the defensive player of
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the last month, but that's not the award, is it.
You're smart, You're very smart, Draymrgen You're so smart.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know who to fuck with and who not to
fuck with.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You know you can get away with fucking around with
a guy like Jordan Poole, looks like El DeBarge, Chico Debars.
You know who you can get away with that dumb
goofiness with and who you can't. You're not the defensive
player of the year. I'm painting for it, like the
(08:01):
Tim Waltz. Draymond Green out here like Kamala Harris campaigning
for the defensive Player of the year. But I'll tell
you something to Draymond Green, It's a defensive player of
the year, not defensive player of the last three or
four weeks. I don't know if that's an award. Possibly
you could win that, but him campaigning is everything that
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is wrong with the NBA. Your team was floundering. You
were getting ready to go to can Kun santro Pei
until Joyful, joy and Payne, joy and pain Joyful Jimmy
Buckets came to town and rescued all things.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Listen. I love the Warriors, I love Draymond Green. I
can't stand them, but I love them staph blah blah
blah blah blah. I wanted to see them do good.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You guys were barely hanging on for play in life
until you got Jimmy Buckets. Jimmy Buckets showed up, and
then you started playing some defense. Jimmy Bucketts just got
there a month ago. You wasn't talking about Defensive Player
of the Year before Buckets got there. Were you taking Draymond?
(09:14):
I don't think I'm just asking were you taking Draymond?
We know that this award would have went to the
Frenchman Victor Webberano, who we are wishing. I am wishing
a speedy, speedy recovery, but he's not eligible. And of
course Evan Mobley. He's been doing it all season quietly.
He's not campaigning. Evan Mobley has been doing it all
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season for the Cleveland Cavaliers. As far as I'm concerned,
he's the defensive player of the year, and then I'm in.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
He's not the defensive player of the year, but I'm in.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Thompson, who looks like he's fifteen, is also a guy
that is going to be competing for Defensive Players of
the Year going forward because this guy can guard one
through five straight up, quick feet, long arms, likes to
get at it, likes to play defense, and he doesn't
need to campaign. You're not winning defensive Player of the Year.
(10:08):
Draymond Green. You can go on your Bernie Sanders, Tim Waltz.
Tampon Tim respectfully. You're Kamala Harris. You could do all that.
You go on ESPN and be all charming. You know
how to control yourself when you want to. This is
an act. Jaron Jackson also all season long with Bang
(10:33):
Bang Morant. That's John Morant's nickname, Bang Bang Bang Bang Morant.
Jared Jackson's been playing great holding down the fort all
season long, while Bang Bang has been in and out
of the lineup. You're a great defender, not taking that
away from you, Draymond Green. But you are not the
twenty twenty five Defensive Player of the Year. You're gonna whine,
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you're gonna complain, you're gonna get on your podcast you
don't win. But stop trying to stat pad your legacy.
Are you trying to stat pad your legacy? Draymond Green?
You're a four time champion, integral part of it. You're
an All Star, Dick Kicker. Can't take that away from you.
(11:15):
Four time All Star, four time First Team Defense, four
time Defensive Second Team. You'd be lucky if you get
second team All Defense this season. It's defensive Player of
the Year, not Defensive Player of the.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Last three weeks.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You won Defensive Player of the Year once to twenty seventeen.
You're not getting it this year. Like I said, you'd
be lucky to get first team All Defense. I think
you're gonna get second team All Defense. Focus on your mental,
focus on not getting too many technical foulds while you're
focus on not fucking things up for your team. Focus
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on not fucking things up for your team, because you
can fuck the entire thing up. Draymond just like Bang
Bang Moran. He can fuck the entire thing up for
the Grizzlies.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
The NBA and the NBA playoffs will and have always
been fantastic.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The East.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
The top four seeds, of course, the Cleveland and Cleveland Browns,
the Cleveland Cavaliers. I'm gonna talk about the Cleveland Browns
with my pick for defensive Player of the Year, Evan Mobley. Boston,
New York and Indiana. Milwaukee or Detroit will get the
five or six seed. The seven through ten are set
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and they should be decided by the.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
End of the week.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Orlando, Atlanta, Chicago, Miami. Miami made it in there.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Despite joyless Jimmy Butler. I love joyless Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Better luck next year for Toronto, Brooklyn, Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You need more than luck.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Charlotte and Washington and some of those teams may or
may not be getting.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Cooper Flagg.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Who if I'm Cooper flag I stay, I run it back.
What's the rush? You didn't win a championship. You're only
gonna get better. Stay have funds eighteen. He's got pimples
on his face. The pimple faced young kid.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
He loves being at Duke they didn't win. If that
whole corps is gonna be that, you run it back. Man,
it's good for college basketball, it's good for you. What
are you gonna be running around with these fucking lunatics
in the NBA? For I know it's a dream, trust me,
it's my dream.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I dream of it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Also, Cooper Fla, I have hoop dreams. I'm fifty five
with flub and I still also have hoop dreams. But
why not stay enjoy yourself, man, enjoy yourself. They lost,
obviously in that tight game. And Auburn with Bruce Pearl
(14:21):
he lost. What a fucking What a man? Bruce Pearl?
What a man? What a leader?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
What a coach? Not just on the floor, off the floor.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
What he's done, speaking out calling it like it is
his press conference when he mentioned eaten Alexander, because it
is eighteen months, eighteen months since the hostages have been kidnapped,
eighteen months since October seventh. There are fifty nine hostages
in Gaza, five of whom are American. Eating Alexander is
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one of them. He is from New Jersey. He is
believed to be the only hostage who is alive eighteen months,
but I'm staying focused. Talk about that more and the
West things are totally nuts. The Western Conference in the NBA,
Oklahoma has the number one seed.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
They got spanked by the Lakers.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It's one game, just like the Houston Rockets spanked the
Golden State Warriors and their defensive player of the year
Draymond Green, who had a triple single and that game
way to go. When Steph ain't shooting good, you know
you ain't gonna help Draymond. So they have Oklahoma. Houston
has the second seed.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
They're no joke.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Don't sleep on Houston. The Lakers are sitting in third,
but they have a tough schedule. I can tell you
all the seating right now and it can totally change
by the next fully disruptive Iron rapports stereo podcasts as
of today, Denver Clippers, Golden State, Minnesota, Memphis. They're shifting,
it's flowing, it's evolving as we speak, as we podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's all. I've never seen anything like this. Nobody has.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
The nine and ten seeds are the Sacramento Kings in
the Dallas Mavericks that are separated by one game in
the lost comment, it's good, it's competitive, this is why
the playing is good. Play it out, duke it out.
But the league, the NBA has never been more up
for grabs, and whoever comes out of the West maybe
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too beat up. They may be too tired and just
beat down to compete against whoever comes out of the East.
Because the Western Conference and the Western Conference playoffs are
it's like juggling. They're juggling for playoff spots and playing spots.
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I don't think anybody's betting against Boston. They're starting five.
The depth, the shooting, the coaching. Can they stay healthy
their core two, they're big three. Porzingis, Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown.
I gotta tell you, I've been watching this what is
it called Celtic City or Boston City or it's HBO documentary.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Five parts.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I'm sure nobody is watching it aside from me and
all of the Celtics fans, and it's good. The stuff
about the seventy eighty and nineties Celtics I find interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I've learned and.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Heard so much about the sixties and the fifties Celtics
and the racism, the thing about the Celtics. Every time
you talk about anything in any documentary about the Boston Celtics.
Probably you know the Celtics because black players. It goes
they had the greatest team of the year. But then
there was a race riot. Bill Russell was obviously the
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greatest player.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Of his time. But then they broke into his house
and they shat in his bed.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And Larry Bird was the most beloved basketball player in
Boston because he was white.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
And then there was another race riot.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And then it's dude, the racism in Boston. I don't
understand it. I'm not from Boston, but it is crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
His story. How did it just stop? Did it stop?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Is it still going on? What the fuck is going
on with race and race relations in Boston? Because everything
until the forties, fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties. I didn't
get to the part with the two thousands, just race race, race, race, race,
Bill Russell won, they broke into his house. Robert Parris
gets there. He loves being in Boston, but he keeps
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his head on a swovel. I mean, they all talk
about it, Steve, they all talk about a race and
the race problems in Boston in this documentary.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
And it's good.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's fun documentary, and it's fun to watch dudes Like
I said those late seventy eighty ninety Larry Bird, Kevin McHale,
Robert Parrish, Danny Ains, Jerry Seisting, Bill Fit which Casey
Jones teams, because even though I hated them, they were
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they're fucking great. Anyway, the NBA playoffs are in. That's
my favorite time of the year. I'm gonna tell you
a team to watch out for. You're gonna be like,
what huh. And the reason why I can tell you
a team to watch out for is because I watch
the games. Get ready the Baby Bulls, the Baby bull
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I'm not saying they're gonna win the championship. I'm not
gonna say they're gonna make it to the finals, but
don't be surprised if they break some hearts in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
They outscore you.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Kobe White, Josh Giddy are running, they're gunning, and you
never know.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Who do you think is gonna come out of the West.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
My eyes tell me the OKC Thunder, probably the MVP,
or it should be co MVPs. But for all intensive purposes,
let's say the MVP. Shake Gilgris, Alexander Dort, the Big Man,
and that whole crew They're a problem. They are a
major league problem. But like I said earlier, the NBA
(20:12):
is up for grabs and the Houston Rockets is a
team of linebackers, free safeties, and they are trying to
frustrate you all game. And they got a coach who
also wants to fight Umeau Daka.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
You're trying to fight Steph Curry. Personally, I like it. Now.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I'm not a Houston Rockets fan, but I like a
coach that wants to get in there and talk shit
to players on the court. To me that I never
seen no shit like that. But he did it to
Lebron and he said something. He said something slick to
Steph Curry. And we know he's got a slick tone.
We know what he did to his marriage and his
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relationship put to the great beautiful Nea Long. I never
seen him do to shit on the court as a player.
But it ain't locked up for the Oklahoma City Thunder,
it ain't locked up. They got the big three headed monster, Austin, Reeves,
Luca and Lebron and they are playing. They are coming,
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No Diddy. Lebron took some time off. We don't know
what he did with that time, but he's back, he's moving.
The Nuggets need to get healthy. The Clippers and Kawhi Leonard.
Kawhi Leonard is looking like Kawhi Leonard. Don't sleep on
the Rockets, don't sleep on the Clippers. They're playing the
best basketball they played all season, and they're doing it
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under the radar in their brand new arena. And again,
the Warriors are proven they could do the damn thing.
The Timberwolves are gonna be a hard tough out with
Anthony Davis, whether he frustrates you or not. They are healthy,
they are young. And the Grizzlies they don't concern me.
They don't concern me. Job bang bang Morant. They don't
(21:57):
scare me. They scare me nothing. But I do expect
the Kings and the Mavericks to make it out of
the playing round. It's just insane how much talent or
is in the league. There's so many great teams, so
many great players, and we're watching all the games, all
of them, and we're winning. Oh yeah, we are winning.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
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Speaker 1 (22:54):
NFL Draft is coming up, and it's looking like cam
Ward who's sick, is going to be the number one
pick to the Tennessee Titans. They need all the help
they can get. A quarterback wide receiver Travis Hunter is
probably gonna go number two to the Cleveland Browns, the
aforementioned Cleveland Browns and the Giants. It's looking like the
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Giants are going I mean, they went all out, the
fucking Giants. The Giants quarterback tandem. This ball is gonna
be Russell Wilson and Jameis Winston. Russell Wilson and Jamis Winston.
And it's looking like Chador Sanders, son of Neon Dion Sanders,
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is going to wind up with the New York Giants.
And I don't like him. I don't I've said it.
I don't care if it's white quarterbacks, black quarterbacks, because
I know people are your racist. I don't care what
color you are. I like my quarterbacks, under the radar, receivers,
defensive max linebackers, maybe running backs. Talk your shit, but
(24:08):
I don't like my quarterbacks dancing. Couldn't stand fucking Baker
Mayfield with his fucking bullshit, and he saw how long
it took for him to figure out. Shador Sanders, you're
not your dad, and I know, but yoh, you're talking
about someone's son. Yeah, Chador Sanders, you're not your dad.
You're not Neon Dion Sanders. There's just something about him
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and the way he throws the ball and the way
he is on the field, and this sort of entitlement, debutante, fake, arrogant.
I don't think he really is arrogant. I think it's
my dad's son. But you're not your dad. You might
be your dad's son in real life, and all those
things are great, you might have all those things with
(24:51):
confidence and all that shit, but your dad was generational.
You're not generational. And you're coming to New York and
he pats the ball before he throws it, and I
just don't think he's gonna deal with adversity. Well, I
feel like Shador Sanders. I just have a feeling him coming.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
To New York.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Mark my words, Schador Sanders coming to New York is
going to be a big mistake.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Prove me wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I would love for it to be totally wrong, and
this guy becomes the New York Giants courtingback quarterback and
we turn things around. But I just I don't know.
I've never really been impressed with them. I think he's
a baby.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I think he'll fold under pressure.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I think he will fold under New York pressure, and
I think he will fold under NFL pressure. And your
dad ain't gonna be there to fix it up. Your
dad ain't gonna be there to talk shit for you. You're
gonna have to deal with this on your own. And
you know, maybe I'm wrong, Prove me wrong. I want
the Giants to be good. And I just there's just
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been a thing about him that I don't like. I
don't like my quarterbacks dancing, I a lot my quarterbacks
fucking glitter and all that.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I don't like that shit. I just I think for
other positions in.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sports cool the one position in sports I want somebody
who's work men like, and maybe he's workmanlike behind the scenes,
but he presents himself like he's.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Neon Dion and you ain't Neon Dion your Schador Sanders.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
What else is going on the other day?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I told you like it was, And for some reason,
people are questioning whether or not I was making this up.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I said, I was given what was told to me.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
As the original track list for the new Kanye West album,
and people are accusing me of making it myself. People
are accusing me of not having anything in my possession.
What's this? What does this look like? This is what
has been told to me as the original track list
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of the Kanye West new album.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I rated.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I read you the track names. Track number one Run
Bianca Run, Track number two Donda Didn't Care. Track number three,
Fat Naked and Afraid. It's written right there. This isn't
my handwriting. I didn't write this myself. Track number four
Kim Has More Money. Track number five Pete's is Bigger.
Track number six, They're all laughing at you. Track number
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seven fifty one fifty aka the Rubber Room Song. This
is not my handwrit and this was given to me
the original track list of the Kanye West album, Track
number eight, I Have No Friends? Track number nine, Am
I a mistake? Track number ten, Where's Bianca? You could
even see he spelt Bianca or somebody spelt Bianca wrong
(28:05):
one time in erased it. Track number eleven all washed up?
This is not my hand writing. This is what has
been told to me. Is the original track recording, the
track titles of the Kanye West album. The original track
titles of the Kanye West album. Why would you say
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I'm making this up? People have said there's certain tracks
they like. A lot of people love the track number five.
Pizza is bigger. Some people said they love track number four.
Kim has more money. But here it is in real time.
That is not my handwriting.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Khalil Muhammad Muhammad Khalil don't know his name, don't care
to learn it, could care less.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Accuse me of whatever you want to accuse me of.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Khalil Mohammad has some sort of go fundme Amnesty International.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Amnesty International.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Has put up on their website if you want to
write to Khalil Muhammad and his family.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I think his wife's name is Door or more or
more Door.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I don't care. They don't get respect. But his wife
is expecting to give birth any second. And I've said
it once, I've said it about four times, Miss Muhammed
or miss Khalil, you should have told your husband to
prepare for being a father and not prepare to become
a terrorist. That's what you should have told your husband.
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A Khalil, Why are you out on the streets harassing Jews?
Why are you out on the streets organizing terror protests
in New York City when you could? Did you put
together the stroller? Did you put together the bassinette? Have
you organized the diapers? You didn't do any of that, Khalil.
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You spent all all your time harassing Jewish students at
Columbia University, and now Amnesty International publicly put out a
thing where a Khalil Mohammad's wife is about to give birth,
send her notes of love and support. Fuck Khalil Mohammad's
wife and fuck Khalil Mohammad. Ship them the fuck out.
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She's not a victim. Don't play the victim now. Don't
play the victim now. You shouldn't have been. You should
have been putting together the bassinet and the fucking stroller
for your new born baby. You weren't doing that. You
were painting signs, handing out pamphlets about how much you
hate Jews and love terrorists.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Fuck Khalil Muhammad and you know, ah, I'll tell you something.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
You know this dumb dumb Khalil Mohammad and his dumb
dumb wife. You know he's in a prison in Louisiana.
You know this dumb dumb, this dumb fuck who's here
in this country on a student visa and a green car.
Let me tell you something. You got your student visa
and your green car. You still not like us. They
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not like us. Khalil not like us. Dun dun. Khalil
not like us. Khaleil like that like us, Dun dunna.
Khalil Mohammad's not like us. Khalid Mohammads not like us.
You tried to be a big shot, kah Kalil. You
tried to play it up and down. You want to
fuck around at Columbia. You should have been putting together
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the best and that you want it to be a
big shot. Cuh, You're not a fucking big shot and
you're not like us. You're a visitor with a fucking
green card on the student visa, Fuck about your Amnesty International,
your wife's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
These are choices.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Anybody want to bet me that Khalil Mohammad will never
set foot in New York City again.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Khalil Mohammad, that terror loving jew, harassing, dumb, dumb. This
is a choice you made. You not like us, You
not like us. You tried to be a big shot,
big shot. You had to open up your mouth. Khalil
and his wife. You know this, asshole, Khalil Muhammad. He
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could have left when Ice and Trump was letting him
know this, that and the third. He could have left.
He could have self de poured it. That's a fact.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
He could have self de poorted. He could have conceded
an accepted removability, accept a final order of removal once
the judge issues the removal order. Ice Ice, Ice baby,
could have arranged your deportation, Khalil and your fucking wife.
(32:53):
But you didn't want to do that because you think
you're Nelson Mandela. You're not Nelson Mandela. You're not now Mandela.
Khalil my, you nothing. You're a terror supporter, bully ju
harasser who fucked up the greatest opportunity.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Of your life. You're not a martyr, you're not a hero,
You're not a freedom fighter.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
And the fact that Amnesty International has the audacity to
post something saying, if you want to send love and
support to Khalil and his family, fuck Khalil and his
famly Amnesty International. How many public posts Amnesty International put
out for any of the hostages since October seventh, eighteen months?
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How many how many links has Amnesty Internationally built for
any of the hostages? And you want us to support
this scumeback? Get the fuck out of here. I know
it's crazy because Amnesty International, the Red Cross, the UN,
World Food Kitchen, USAID, these sounds like prestigious, well to do,
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pure charities and companies.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
They're corrupt top to bottom.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
The UN is corrupt top to bottom, International Criminal Court
corrupt top to box. When I found out the reality
of what the UN has been doing for years towards
Jews and Israel. Growing up, I am on the Upper
east Side right now, I'm from the Upper east Side
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getting to and from the Upper east Side my entire
life when there has been traffic.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
I'm telling you, no one told me this.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
This wasn't a discussion whether I was in a bus
on the back of my father's motorcycle. My father only
owned a motorcycle. Wasn't taxicab car whatever. When you drove
past the UN and there was traffic, me personally, we
all like there must be something important going on, because
it's a UN. The UN is a dump. Amnesty International,
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fuck you, the Red Cross, fuck you, World Health Kitchen, fake,
all of them, ic see International, clown Court, all of it,
bunch of bullshit. You're posting links to support Khalil Mohammad.
The Red Cross is meandering around Gaza right now, meandering
around Gaza right now, having touched, treated, or fed one
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hostage and eighteen months and you want us to show
our support to Khalil Muhammad and his fucking wife. Fuck
out here, and I'm glad they keep kicking them out.
Three hundred more students on foreign national students, foreign national
students who support it openly. They're not like us. You
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support openly terrorist organizations when you're here on a college
visa or a green card, you can toss the fuck out.
Don't cry about it now, don't double down. This is
part of the infantata, This is part of the fight.
(36:12):
They may send me back to Iran, or to China
or where the fuck I came from. But I will
continue to fight. You ain't gonna continue that fight in
the United States of America. Fuckoh, you can continue that
fight where the fuck you came from.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
You ain't gonna continue that bullshit here in America.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay uh. And you could have left on your own.
You could have left on your own, and now you
just can't leave. Done Miles joor Nika the Bleach Brother.
Take me out of something real nice, Take me out
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it with something real out but most importantly, take me
out of here with something real funky.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
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Speaker 1 (36:56):
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
Draymond Green.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You're not the defensive player of the year. You might
be the defensive player of the last three weeks, you
are not the twenty twenty five NBA Defensive.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Player of the Year.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
A lot of NBA playoffs are right around the corner.
Chador Sanders, you make me nervous as a New York Giant.
You make me really nervous as in New York Giants,
extremely nervous.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
As a New York Giant. The New York Giants have
no space to screw up. And my guts, I'm an expert.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
My gut is telling me that Shador Sanders is not
that guy.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
He's not made of neon.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Plus a new song, Two new songs for Khalil Mohammad
and his wife. Got two bangers for Khalil Mohammad and
his wife. Miles Jorde the Bleach Brothers. Start this puppy
of some real nice. Start this puppy over some real
but most importantly, start this puppy off with something real funk.
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My name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed so Inflamed,
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Speaker 2 (02:07):
Hi y'all aka the Raging bullshitter AK Mister New York
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Oh wait, certified as the world's most disruptive podcast. Hope
everybody's feeling real good. Hope everybody's feeling really safe. Hope
everybody is feeling really saying physically mentally. As I mentioned
on the last podcast, I've been dealing with flu B.
(02:50):
Three weeks ago, they said, you got flu B. I
don't know what happened to A C D. I may
have all of it. I may have the A B flu,
but I'm feeling better.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm starting to feel better. But it's been shit.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't know if I had that quiet Secret Corona,
but I definitely had that flu B. The antibiotics, the
probiotics got me hopped up on some of that Barry bonds,
that steroids, that Lance Armstrong, that Roger Clemens. I'm on
a little bit of that right now. I told the doctor,
(03:29):
she said, I don't give me everything. I don't give
a fuck. It's been almost a month. Give me the
entire kit, give me the entire kaboodle.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I need it all.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I need my voice back, I need my energy back.
Being sick stinks. Listen, you got nothing without your health,
and Maro Kasham, I have good health compared to a
lot of people.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You have no thing without your health.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
When you're not feeling good, when you have pain, when
you are sick, when you can't sleep, when you're walking around,
it's like some sort of like glossy haze, when you
got some sort of filter. It's blue outside, but you
got some sort of green mucusy filter, some lens on
(04:23):
everything around you. It don't feel good, and I have
been dealing with that. So I am hoping that I
am towards the end of this cycle. As you hear,
you hear the disruptive war, you hear the golden microphone,
you hear a little raspiness. Sounded like Nas in his prime,
sound like Onyx in their prime, sound like one of
(04:46):
the classic New York rappers with the raspy Jada kiss
or one of them. Sounds good for them, doesn't sound
good for me. It's not my natural flaw. I'm a
little bit more nasily anyway, hope praying to feel better soon.
I have shows this weekend Addison, Texas, Addison, Texas, Dallas, Texas.
(05:07):
I am performing Friday Saturday Sunday, Friday Saturday Sunday at
the Improv in Addison, the Addison Improv. Okay, come see
me live this weekend Addison, Dallas. I'll be there all weekend,
then the following weekend. I hate to announce it. I
told you Fox, don't DM me I told you April nineteenth.
(05:31):
I told you April nineteenth. I'm performing at the Grammar
Seat Theater in New York City. My birth certificate stamped
March twentieth, nineteen seventy Born in New York stamped.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's sold out. Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The Grammar Seat Theater is now officially sold out.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay. I told you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
First performing in Montreal, I'm performing at Oh Canada, Oh Canada.
I am performing May twenty fourth. Tickets for that show
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and of course follow at I Am Rappaport Podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But it's a great time of the years.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's one of the better times of the sports year. Obviously,
nothing is better than when we have NFL, NBA, NCAA, everything,
But right now my time, I love NBA basketball and
(06:52):
we're coming down to the trinkle of the trinkle of
the trinkle.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Of the NBA.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's almost over, ladies and gentlemen, and it is a
shootout in the.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
West, how the West was one.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
But before I get into how the West is gonna
be one, I need to get into how the defensive
Player of the Year award is not gonna be one.
Draymond Green, You're not the defensive player of the year.
You're a prolific Hall of Famer, you're a great defensive player,
but you're not the defensive player of the year circa
twenty twenty five. You might be the defensive player of
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the last month, but that's not the award, is it.
You're smart, You're very smart, Draymrgen You're so smart.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know who to fuck with and who not to
fuck with.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You know you can get away with fucking around with
a guy like Jordan Poole, looks like El DeBarge, Chico Debars.
You know who you can get away with that dumb
goofiness with and who you can't. You're not the defensive
player of the year. I'm painting for it, like the
(08:01):
Tim Waltz. Draymond Green out here like Kamala Harris campaigning
for the defensive Player of the year. But I'll tell
you something to Draymond Green, It's a defensive player of
the year, not defensive player of the last three or
four weeks. I don't know if that's an award. Possibly
you could win that, but him campaigning is everything that
(08:23):
is wrong with the NBA. Your team was floundering. You
were getting ready to go to can Kun santro Pei
until Joyful, joy and Payne, joy and pain Joyful Jimmy
Buckets came to town and rescued all things.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Listen. I love the Warriors, I love Draymond Green. I
can't stand them, but I love them staph blah blah
blah blah blah. I wanted to see them do good.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You guys were barely hanging on for play in life
until you got Jimmy Buckets. Jimmy Buckets showed up, and
then you started playing some defense. Jimmy Bucketts just got
there a month ago. You wasn't talking about Defensive Player
of the Year before Buckets got there. Were you taking Draymond?
(09:14):
I don't think I'm just asking were you taking Draymond?
We know that this award would have went to the
Frenchman Victor Webberano, who we are wishing. I am wishing
a speedy, speedy recovery, but he's not eligible. And of
course Evan Mobley. He's been doing it all season quietly.
He's not campaigning. Evan Mobley has been doing it all
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season for the Cleveland Cavaliers. As far as I'm concerned,
he's the defensive player of the year, and then I'm in.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
He's not the defensive player of the year, but I'm in.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Thompson, who looks like he's fifteen, is also a guy
that is going to be competing for Defensive Players of
the Year going forward because this guy can guard one
through five straight up, quick feet, long arms, likes to
get at it, likes to play defense, and he doesn't
need to campaign. You're not winning defensive Player of the Year.
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Draymond Green. You can go on your Bernie Sanders, Tim Waltz.
Tampon Tim respectfully. You're Kamala Harris. You could do all that.
You go on ESPN and be all charming. You know
how to control yourself when you want to. This is
an act. Jaron Jackson also all season long with Bang
(10:33):
Bang Morant. That's John Morant's nickname, Bang Bang Bang Bang Morant.
Jared Jackson's been playing great holding down the fort all
season long, while Bang Bang has been in and out
of the lineup. You're a great defender, not taking that
away from you, Draymond Green. But you are not the
twenty twenty five Defensive Player of the Year. You're gonna whine,
(10:55):
you're gonna complain, you're gonna get on your podcast you
don't win. But stop trying to stat pad your legacy.
Are you trying to stat pad your legacy? Draymond Green?
You're a four time champion, integral part of it. You're
an All Star, Dick Kicker. Can't take that away from you.
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Four time All Star, four time First Team Defense, four
time Defensive Second Team. You'd be lucky if you get
second team All Defense this season. It's defensive Player of
the Year, not Defensive Player of the.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Last three weeks.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You won Defensive Player of the Year once to twenty seventeen.
You're not getting it this year. Like I said, you'd
be lucky to get first team All Defense. I think
you're gonna get second team All Defense. Focus on your mental,
focus on not getting too many technical foulds while you're
focus on not fucking things up for your team. Focus
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on not fucking things up for your team, because you
can fuck the entire thing up. Draymond just like Bang
Bang Moran. He can fuck the entire thing up for
the Grizzlies.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
The NBA and the NBA playoffs will and have always
been fantastic.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The East.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
The top four seeds, of course, the Cleveland and Cleveland Browns,
the Cleveland Cavaliers. I'm gonna talk about the Cleveland Browns
with my pick for defensive Player of the Year, Evan Mobley. Boston,
New York and Indiana. Milwaukee or Detroit will get the
five or six seed. The seven through ten are set
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and they should be decided by the.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
End of the week.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Orlando, Atlanta, Chicago, Miami. Miami made it in there.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Despite joyless Jimmy Butler. I love joyless Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Better luck next year for Toronto, Brooklyn, Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You need more than luck.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Charlotte and Washington and some of those teams may or
may not be getting.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Cooper Flagg.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Who if I'm Cooper flag I stay, I run it back.
What's the rush? You didn't win a championship. You're only
gonna get better. Stay have funds eighteen. He's got pimples
on his face. The pimple faced young kid.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
He loves being at Duke they didn't win. If that
whole corps is gonna be that, you run it back. Man,
it's good for college basketball, it's good for you. What
are you gonna be running around with these fucking lunatics
in the NBA? For I know it's a dream, trust me,
it's my dream.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I dream of it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Also, Cooper Fla, I have hoop dreams. I'm fifty five
with flub and I still also have hoop dreams. But
why not stay enjoy yourself, man, enjoy yourself. They lost,
obviously in that tight game. And Auburn with Bruce Pearl
(14:21):
he lost. What a fucking What a man? Bruce Pearl?
What a man? What a leader?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
What a coach? Not just on the floor, off the floor.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
What he's done, speaking out calling it like it is
his press conference when he mentioned eaten Alexander, because it
is eighteen months, eighteen months since the hostages have been kidnapped,
eighteen months since October seventh. There are fifty nine hostages
in Gaza, five of whom are American. Eating Alexander is
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one of them. He is from New Jersey. He is
believed to be the only hostage who is alive eighteen months,
but I'm staying focused. Talk about that more and the
West things are totally nuts. The Western Conference in the NBA,
Oklahoma has the number one seed.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
They got spanked by the Lakers.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It's one game, just like the Houston Rockets spanked the
Golden State Warriors and their defensive player of the year
Draymond Green, who had a triple single and that game
way to go. When Steph ain't shooting good, you know
you ain't gonna help Draymond. So they have Oklahoma. Houston
has the second seed.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
They're no joke.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Don't sleep on Houston. The Lakers are sitting in third,
but they have a tough schedule. I can tell you
all the seating right now and it can totally change
by the next fully disruptive Iron rapports stereo podcasts as
of today, Denver Clippers, Golden State, Minnesota, Memphis. They're shifting,
it's flowing, it's evolving as we speak, as we podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's all. I've never seen anything like this. Nobody has.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
The nine and ten seeds are the Sacramento Kings in
the Dallas Mavericks that are separated by one game in
the lost comment, it's good, it's competitive, this is why
the playing is good. Play it out, duke it out.
But the league, the NBA has never been more up
for grabs, and whoever comes out of the West maybe
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too beat up. They may be too tired and just
beat down to compete against whoever comes out of the East.
Because the Western Conference and the Western Conference playoffs are
it's like juggling. They're juggling for playoff spots and playing spots.
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I don't think anybody's betting against Boston. They're starting five.
The depth, the shooting, the coaching. Can they stay healthy
their core two, they're big three. Porzingis, Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown.
I gotta tell you, I've been watching this what is
it called Celtic City or Boston City or it's HBO documentary.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Five parts.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I'm sure nobody is watching it aside from me and
all of the Celtics fans, and it's good. The stuff
about the seventy eighty and nineties Celtics I find interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I've learned and.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Heard so much about the sixties and the fifties Celtics
and the racism, the thing about the Celtics. Every time
you talk about anything in any documentary about the Boston Celtics.
Probably you know the Celtics because black players. It goes
they had the greatest team of the year. But then
there was a race riot. Bill Russell was obviously the
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greatest player.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Of his time. But then they broke into his house
and they shat in his bed.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And Larry Bird was the most beloved basketball player in
Boston because he was white.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
And then there was another race riot.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And then it's dude, the racism in Boston. I don't
understand it. I'm not from Boston, but it is crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
His story. How did it just stop? Did it stop?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Is it still going on? What the fuck is going
on with race and race relations in Boston? Because everything
until the forties, fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties. I didn't
get to the part with the two thousands, just race race, race, race, race,
Bill Russell won, they broke into his house. Robert Parris
gets there. He loves being in Boston, but he keeps
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his head on a swovel. I mean, they all talk
about it, Steve, they all talk about a race and
the race problems in Boston in this documentary.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
And it's good.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's fun documentary, and it's fun to watch dudes Like
I said those late seventy eighty ninety Larry Bird, Kevin McHale,
Robert Parrish, Danny Ains, Jerry Seisting, Bill Fit which Casey
Jones teams, because even though I hated them, they were
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they're fucking great. Anyway, the NBA playoffs are in. That's
my favorite time of the year. I'm gonna tell you
a team to watch out for. You're gonna be like,
what huh. And the reason why I can tell you
a team to watch out for is because I watch
the games. Get ready the Baby Bulls, the Baby bull
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I'm not saying they're gonna win the championship. I'm not
gonna say they're gonna make it to the finals, but
don't be surprised if they break some hearts in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
They outscore you.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Kobe White, Josh Giddy are running, they're gunning, and you
never know.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Who do you think is gonna come out of the West.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
My eyes tell me the OKC Thunder, probably the MVP,
or it should be co MVPs. But for all intensive purposes,
let's say the MVP. Shake Gilgris, Alexander Dort, the Big Man,
and that whole crew They're a problem. They are a
major league problem. But like I said earlier, the NBA
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is up for grabs and the Houston Rockets is a
team of linebackers, free safeties, and they are trying to
frustrate you all game. And they got a coach who
also wants to fight Umeau Daka.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
You're trying to fight Steph Curry. Personally, I like it. Now.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I'm not a Houston Rockets fan, but I like a
coach that wants to get in there and talk shit
to players on the court. To me that I never
seen no shit like that. But he did it to
Lebron and he said something. He said something slick to
Steph Curry. And we know he's got a slick tone.
We know what he did to his marriage and his
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relationship put to the great beautiful Nea Long. I never
seen him do to shit on the court as a player.
But it ain't locked up for the Oklahoma City Thunder,
it ain't locked up. They got the big three headed monster, Austin, Reeves,
Luca and Lebron and they are playing. They are coming,
(21:15):
No Diddy. Lebron took some time off. We don't know
what he did with that time, but he's back, he's moving.
The Nuggets need to get healthy. The Clippers and Kawhi Leonard.
Kawhi Leonard is looking like Kawhi Leonard. Don't sleep on
the Rockets, don't sleep on the Clippers. They're playing the
best basketball they played all season, and they're doing it
(21:36):
under the radar in their brand new arena. And again,
the Warriors are proven they could do the damn thing.
The Timberwolves are gonna be a hard tough out with
Anthony Davis, whether he frustrates you or not. They are healthy,
they are young. And the Grizzlies they don't concern me.
They don't concern me. Job bang bang Morant. They don't
(21:57):
scare me. They scare me nothing. But I do expect
the Kings and the Mavericks to make it out of
the playing round. It's just insane how much talent or
is in the league. There's so many great teams, so
many great players, and we're watching all the games, all
of them, and we're winning. Oh yeah, we are winning.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
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Okay, you can't beat that.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
NFL Draft is coming up, and it's looking like cam
Ward who's sick, is going to be the number one
pick to the Tennessee Titans. They need all the help
they can get. A quarterback wide receiver Travis Hunter is
probably gonna go number two to the Cleveland Browns, the
aforementioned Cleveland Browns and the Giants. It's looking like the
(23:17):
Giants are going I mean, they went all out, the
fucking Giants. The Giants quarterback tandem. This ball is gonna
be Russell Wilson and Jameis Winston. Russell Wilson and Jamis Winston.
And it's looking like Chador Sanders, son of Neon Dion Sanders,
(23:44):
is going to wind up with the New York Giants.
And I don't like him. I don't I've said it.
I don't care if it's white quarterbacks, black quarterbacks, because
I know people are your racist. I don't care what
color you are. I like my quarterbacks, under the radar, receivers,
defensive max linebackers, maybe running backs. Talk your shit, but
(24:08):
I don't like my quarterbacks dancing. Couldn't stand fucking Baker
Mayfield with his fucking bullshit, and he saw how long
it took for him to figure out. Shador Sanders, you're
not your dad, and I know, but yoh, you're talking
about someone's son. Yeah, Chador Sanders, you're not your dad.
You're not Neon Dion Sanders. There's just something about him
(24:31):
and the way he throws the ball and the way
he is on the field, and this sort of entitlement, debutante, fake, arrogant.
I don't think he really is arrogant. I think it's
my dad's son. But you're not your dad. You might
be your dad's son in real life, and all those
things are great, you might have all those things with
(24:51):
confidence and all that shit, but your dad was generational.
You're not generational. And you're coming to New York and
he pats the ball before he throws it, and I
just don't think he's gonna deal with adversity. Well, I
feel like Shador Sanders. I just have a feeling him coming.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
To New York.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Mark my words, Schador Sanders coming to New York is
going to be a big mistake.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Prove me wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I would love for it to be totally wrong, and
this guy becomes the New York Giants courtingback quarterback and
we turn things around. But I just I don't know.
I've never really been impressed with them. I think he's
a baby.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I think he'll fold under pressure.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I think he will fold under New York pressure, and
I think he will fold under NFL pressure. And your
dad ain't gonna be there to fix it up. Your
dad ain't gonna be there to talk shit for you. You're
gonna have to deal with this on your own. And
you know, maybe I'm wrong, Prove me wrong. I want
the Giants to be good. And I just there's just
(25:55):
been a thing about him that I don't like. I
don't like my quarterbacks dancing, I a lot my quarterbacks
fucking glitter and all that.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I don't like that shit. I just I think for
other positions in.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sports cool the one position in sports I want somebody
who's work men like, and maybe he's workmanlike behind the scenes,
but he presents himself like he's.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Neon Dion and you ain't Neon Dion your Schador Sanders.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
What else is going on the other day?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I told you like it was, And for some reason,
people are questioning whether or not I was making this up.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I said, I was given what was told to me.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
As the original track list for the new Kanye West album,
and people are accusing me of making it myself. People
are accusing me of not having anything in my possession.
What's this? What does this look like? This is what
has been told to me as the original track list
(27:18):
of the Kanye West new album.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I rated.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I read you the track names. Track number one Run
Bianca Run, Track number two Donda Didn't Care. Track number three,
Fat Naked and Afraid. It's written right there. This isn't
my handwriting. I didn't write this myself. Track number four
Kim Has More Money. Track number five Pete's is Bigger.
Track number six, They're all laughing at you. Track number
(27:44):
seven fifty one fifty aka the Rubber Room Song. This
is not my handwrit and this was given to me
the original track list of the Kanye West album, Track
number eight, I Have No Friends? Track number nine, Am
I a mistake? Track number ten, Where's Bianca? You could
even see he spelt Bianca or somebody spelt Bianca wrong
(28:05):
one time in erased it. Track number eleven all washed up?
This is not my hand writing. This is what has
been told to me. Is the original track recording, the
track titles of the Kanye West album. The original track
titles of the Kanye West album. Why would you say
(28:26):
I'm making this up? People have said there's certain tracks
they like. A lot of people love the track number five.
Pizza is bigger. Some people said they love track number four.
Kim has more money. But here it is in real time.
That is not my handwriting.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Khalil Muhammad Muhammad Khalil don't know his name, don't care
to learn it, could care less.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Accuse me of whatever you want to accuse me of.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Khalil Mohammad has some sort of go fundme Amnesty International.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Amnesty International.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Has put up on their website if you want to
write to Khalil Muhammad and his family.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I think his wife's name is Door or more or
more Door.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I don't care. They don't get respect. But his wife
is expecting to give birth any second. And I've said
it once, I've said it about four times, Miss Muhammed
or miss Khalil, you should have told your husband to
prepare for being a father and not prepare to become
a terrorist. That's what you should have told your husband.
(29:38):
A Khalil, Why are you out on the streets harassing Jews?
Why are you out on the streets organizing terror protests
in New York City when you could? Did you put
together the stroller? Did you put together the bassinette? Have
you organized the diapers? You didn't do any of that, Khalil.
(29:59):
You spent all all your time harassing Jewish students at
Columbia University, and now Amnesty International publicly put out a
thing where a Khalil Mohammad's wife is about to give birth,
send her notes of love and support. Fuck Khalil Mohammad's
wife and fuck Khalil Mohammad. Ship them the fuck out.
(30:23):
She's not a victim. Don't play the victim now. Don't
play the victim now. You shouldn't have been. You should
have been putting together the bassinet and the fucking stroller
for your new born baby. You weren't doing that. You
were painting signs, handing out pamphlets about how much you
hate Jews and love terrorists.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Fuck Khalil Muhammad and you know, ah, I'll tell you something.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
You know this dumb dumb Khalil Mohammad and his dumb
dumb wife. You know he's in a prison in Louisiana.
You know this dumb dumb, this dumb fuck who's here
in this country on a student visa and a green car.
Let me tell you something. You got your student visa
and your green car. You still not like us. They
(31:09):
not like us. Khalil not like us. Dun dun. Khalil
not like us. Khaleil like that like us, Dun dunna.
Khalil Mohammad's not like us. Khalid Mohammads not like us.
You tried to be a big shot, kah Kalil. You
tried to play it up and down. You want to
fuck around at Columbia. You should have been putting together
(31:30):
the best and that you want it to be a
big shot. Cuh, You're not a fucking big shot and
you're not like us. You're a visitor with a fucking
green card on the student visa, Fuck about your Amnesty International,
your wife's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
These are choices.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Anybody want to bet me that Khalil Mohammad will never
set foot in New York City again.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Khalil Mohammad, that terror loving jew, harassing, dumb, dumb. This
is a choice you made. You not like us, You
not like us. You tried to be a big shot,
big shot. You had to open up your mouth. Khalil
and his wife. You know this, asshole, Khalil Muhammad. He
(32:16):
could have left when Ice and Trump was letting him
know this, that and the third. He could have left.
He could have self de poured it. That's a fact.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
He could have self de poorted. He could have conceded
an accepted removability, accept a final order of removal once
the judge issues the removal order. Ice Ice, Ice baby,
could have arranged your deportation, Khalil and your fucking wife.
(32:53):
But you didn't want to do that because you think
you're Nelson Mandela. You're not Nelson Mandela. You're not now Mandela.
Khalil my, you nothing. You're a terror supporter, bully ju
harasser who fucked up the greatest opportunity.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Of your life. You're not a martyr, you're not a hero,
You're not a freedom fighter.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
And the fact that Amnesty International has the audacity to
post something saying, if you want to send love and
support to Khalil and his family, fuck Khalil and his
famly Amnesty International. How many public posts Amnesty International put
out for any of the hostages since October seventh, eighteen months?
(33:39):
How many how many links has Amnesty Internationally built for
any of the hostages? And you want us to support
this scumeback? Get the fuck out of here. I know
it's crazy because Amnesty International, the Red Cross, the UN,
World Food Kitchen, USAID, these sounds like prestigious, well to do,
(34:06):
pure charities and companies.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
They're corrupt top to bottom.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
The UN is corrupt top to bottom, International Criminal Court
corrupt top to box. When I found out the reality
of what the UN has been doing for years towards
Jews and Israel. Growing up, I am on the Upper
east Side right now, I'm from the Upper east Side
(34:36):
getting to and from the Upper east Side my entire
life when there has been traffic.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
I'm telling you, no one told me this.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
This wasn't a discussion whether I was in a bus
on the back of my father's motorcycle. My father only
owned a motorcycle. Wasn't taxicab car whatever. When you drove
past the UN and there was traffic, me personally, we
all like there must be something important going on, because
it's a UN. The UN is a dump. Amnesty International,
(35:06):
fuck you, the Red Cross, fuck you, World Health Kitchen, fake,
all of them, ic see International, clown Court, all of it,
bunch of bullshit. You're posting links to support Khalil Mohammad.
The Red Cross is meandering around Gaza right now, meandering
around Gaza right now, having touched, treated, or fed one
(35:29):
hostage and eighteen months and you want us to show
our support to Khalil Muhammad and his fucking wife. Fuck
out here, and I'm glad they keep kicking them out.
Three hundred more students on foreign national students, foreign national
students who support it openly. They're not like us. You
(35:52):
support openly terrorist organizations when you're here on a college
visa or a green card, you can toss the fuck out.
Don't cry about it now, don't double down. This is
part of the infantata, This is part of the fight.
(36:12):
They may send me back to Iran, or to China
or where the fuck I came from. But I will
continue to fight. You ain't gonna continue that fight in
the United States of America. Fuckoh, you can continue that
fight where the fuck you came from.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
You ain't gonna continue that bullshit here in America.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay uh. And you could have left on your own.
You could have left on your own, and now you
just can't leave. Done Miles joor Nika the Bleach Brother.
Take me out of something real nice, Take me out
(36:51):
it with something real out but most importantly, take me
out of here with something real funky.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Said, I am rapport stereo pockets.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Done to
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Play the goals to the hospital and play the goal
to be hotter.
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