EP 151 - BEST OF MICHAEL RAPAPORT AND GERALD MOODY VOLUME ONE - I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST - I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The I Am Rappaport Stereoni Podcast Live and you're down
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drops FROMBS. I've seen him on set a season vet
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don't listen to the show, yo, we're gonna please, and

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we're gonna please, sister Rapport podcast, all right, all right, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
this is the I Am Rappaport Podcast. And this is
Michael Rappaport coming live and mother fucking direct from the
Big Apple Live and direct from Money Making Manhattan. And

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this is the I M Rappaport Podcast Today I'm introducing
my sidekick, uh friend of mine since night two. Uh,
my friend Gerald G. Moody, Gimo Netti. Yes, yes, he's
he's gonna be like my uh my Ed McMahon, my

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fucking Robin uh st. Well, and then that's saying like
I'm the Jordan of this ship. I'm not really the
Jordan this ship, this ship, but I appreciate that. Uh so,
Uh he's gonna be chiming in. He's one of the
funniest people I know, uh, not even a friend, like
a brother, very influential in the process of making the

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trip called Quest movie and when the garden was eating.
He's like my silent creative partner under the radar. Gerald
is an African American. I'm that brother, and I'm Jewish.
And we'll get into some of the quirky ship that
we've experienced throughout the years we've had and I know

(02:17):
some people like yo, Mike, why the fund is Gerald on?
Trust me? Okay, I see some of these yokels, these
fucking bozos, they got their sidekicks. I put Gerald up
against all the sidekicks on late night TV. Yeah, let's
do it. Hell yeah, I ripped. I'll ripped their ass. Kid.
Hell yeah, so don't worry Gerald. I co signed Gerald
four thousand percent podcast. This is the Iron rapppor Podcast.

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I'm here with my sidekick Netti. What's your name, ge
Mo Netti. I saw this photograph and I said this before. Also,
I don't want Hollywood apologizing or explaining themselves a about
these hacked emails. Stacy Pascal, she's the co chairman of

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Sony Studios. Listen, my advice to you is to tell
everybody to fucking funck off. You don't have to explain
yourself for your private emails and your private stuff. If
people are offended, you deal with that privately. But as
far as apologizing, Sony, your ship was hacked, it was stolen,

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I support you a hundred percent. Don't apologize, don't explain shit.
What people say in the privacy of their own ship
is the privacy of your own of their own ship.
It's it's funked up that it got out there. Don't
apologize it. And I would hope that Angelina Jolie doesn't
feel offended by that either, because I'm sure what the actors.

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I'll tell you this for a fact, what the actors
say about the studio people is way worse than what
the studio people say about the actors. Do you understand
I'm not fucking privy to what was said about Angela
Joelie what it was? Was there anything about her? It
was something to the effect of Angelina Jolie being spoiled

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or something like this. This is this is a private email, right,
that's what she said. Yo. Did she say something about
them black kids? You know, the black kids should be
sucking adopting this ship like they've the accoutrements. No, no,
she didn't say anything about the CDC. I want to

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get into that ship. What do you want to get into?
You in Hollywood? Right? How long you've been making movie?
Your first movie, Zebrahead, Right, Yeah, I'm in Hollywood since
I think you're nineteen. I went out there in eight
nine actually, and uh, I'm seeing a lot of these
these cats, uh adopting black kids, yes, as if they

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were Gucci bags. Yo, wait a minute, what what what
do you mean, Like, what's what's wrong with that they're
adopting they're adopting kids. When you go on the red carpet, right,
and you want to outdo everybody, you don't put a

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dress on. You get a black kid that way, you
fucking one up everybody. Oh fuck, And I find that appalling.
Why is that? Because you've got white kids in Slovenia
and all those war tone countries and fucking a Europe

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they need help to you coming out here and you're
adopting black kids and you putting them in the world.
They didn't have no idea. What if they want to
go to Freaknick, what if they want to go to
these black things you got? You you don't even know
about this ship. I don't like it. I don't like it.

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What about I can't adopt. I can't adopt a white
motherfucker though you can, I can't. They're gonna turn my
ass down. Oh you Gerald Generald is a black man.
You gotta articulate that sometimes because new listeners Mothercker's don't know.
All right, check this out, black American Brooklyn, New York, Brownsville,

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Tyson type ship. All right, go ahead, rap, Oh that's
who you. That's your that's your back, that's your pedigree,
that's me. Okay, So you think this is this is now,
this is an organic conversation that we're having here. I
like this. You think that if you try to adopt
a white girl, you would have a trouble. Yeah, considering

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let's say, let's assume all your paperwork, assume I'm a star.
Let's assume you're still Smith. You're Will Smith, non threatening
black male. Yes, would they get me Laura Ingles? Would
you want Laura Ingles? If you were adopting a kid,

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you be honest, straight up, if you were adopting a kid, Gerald,
would you go? You know, what would you naturally think of?
Or would you think of the kid or the situation?
Like what would you think of? Be like? Yo, you
know what, Generald? You everybody must adopt the kid? Would
you what would you as a black man or you
just as Gerald and a man? Gerald, the black man?

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Who would you go to adopt? I would go get
the kid from uh uh Slovenia, a white kid? Yes?
If I'm a star, No you're Gerald? No, I want
to be a star, motherfucker. I want to be a star.
Okay you so you because Angela Jolie ain't Angelo Jolie.
She's a star. She's just would never adopt no negroes

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if she wasn't a star. Oh you're saying she's only
adopting acute tremense. What about Madonna? She has some acute tramens.
You go to the red carpet, You got that black
baby on your arm. You one up everybody. Do you
think they address now? It's articulate the hair, care for

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for for for little for little girls. See that's another thing.
Break that down. So Angela Jolie, how are you getting
that little girl hair together? Who are you going to?
Brad Pitt don't know ship about braidy little girl's hair.
Brad Pitt don't know shit about about black people's hair.

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You don't know about black people's hair. So how are
you going to get that braided? With the beads in it?
How are you gonna do it? Where you gonna go?
Where do you know to go? Criss Shall South Central?
Have you ever been there? No? See, that's the problem. See,

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and you change them all around and they don't know
shit about themselves. See terrible. I ain't with it. This
is the Iron Rapperboard Podcast, and we're discussing adoption of
white children to black parents and black children the white parents. Obviously,
adopting any kid is a great thing. It depends on

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your intentions. If you're a star. Why the hell are
you just going for black children. You can't get no
white motherfucker's out there. You can't get the little white babies.
They funked up in Slovenia and what's that other they
sucked up all over? Why are you only going after
the black babies. It's acute trement. It's like a pocket
book the little because you're competing with somebody else. So

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if they got a dress, a dress can't compete with
a black child. That's good. That's good, that's really good.
I know I understand what you're saying. If you got
a red dress and I come out there with a
fucking black baby, right T M DIEG will be like, Yo,
this mother did everything past. The other thing that happened

(10:12):
is me and uh Moody, Me and G Moody. We
we we had the privilege, the privilege of going to
a Knicks game the other night at Madison Square Garden
and sitting on the court courtside, and I'd like to
thank you very very It's always a privilege. But when

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we were leaving the arena, UH gentleman approached me and said, hey,
Michael Rappers, I listened to that fucking podcast you do,
and the motherfucker started going in about the discussion, actually
what you said about the black babies. So this guy

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was we didn't like. He was offended by the black baby,
saying it was a it was a white I who
has nephews that are adopted and they're black. And he
didn't like the whole thing, and and Gerald intervened, and
then the guy was like, oh, Ship straightened him out.

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So we got approached. I mean, it wasn't a physical
approachment all, but the dude did approach and he was hostile.
He was cool at first, but then when he said
the thing about the black babies, he got offense. And
then he went into his fucking pocket and showed me
an iPhone picture these three black kids, good looking fucking kids.
And Gerald said, yo, man, this is what I meant.

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And it explained to him what you meant about the
black babies being adopted. I had to teach this motherfucker. Uh.
I had to give him some clarity. I said, it's
a fucking like an accessory. It seems like to me,
you know, you go out to fucking Africa, right, but
there are fucking kids in Los Angeles that are homeless,

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and and and they need to be adopted to orfang
orphanages in Los Angeles. You can go You don't have
to go to the backwoods of Tanzania. You don't have
to go to Uganda. You can go right to Los
Angeles Street, go right downtown that Los Angeles has an orphanage.
It's white monk, it's white cats, it's black cats. You

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could get the white babies. But you seem to be
fixated on going to the back swamps of Tanzania. So
what are you doing out there when you can go
right to l a and and if you really want

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a black baby, you love us that much, why don't
you just get a black man. Go to Nickinson Gardens,
you get pregnant in the lobby. Go to fucking Cabrini
Green in Chicago, Robert Taylor Homes. You'll get pregnant in

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the lobby. Before you get out of the building, you'll
ask to be pregnant. So why are you going to
the swamps and you're picking these cats up and you
don't even know them, and you only see the motherfucker's
on the red carpet. You don't see him nowhere else. Well, obviously,
let's acknowledge we we you know, we're making light of

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something that obviously is a very great thing. Obviously, it's
a great thing to adopt kids. It's good. You couldn't
do more of a giving thing. This is the Iron
Wrapperboard podcast. However, you're not watching a CNN report. If
you take offense to that because you think that we're
fucking we're not understanding that, then I want you to
take your fucking take your iPhone and and and smash it.

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You fuck turn it off, No break your iPhone. You
don't deserve an iPhone because you're fucking dumb. You don't. Yeah,
you can't listen to it because because obviously we're not serious,
serious serious, But why your asses in the back swamps
of Tanzania. But so Gerald went on to say this

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very thing to the guy who approached us as we
were leaving Madison Square Garden garden, and the guy's face
fucking drop and he was a ghost. He was like,
you're right, you're right. I never looked at it like that. Yeah,
because why these kids in America that need adopt? So,
how you did the white kids feel when you get

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you all the way across the other side of the globe.
You mean other white kids in the orphanage And they
say mcdonne walking around right where where we need help?
When you down the street right, And why you don't
adopt no June? Oh yeah, they don't went through hell too,

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all right, right, this is the I N. Rappaport Podcast.
This is Michael Rappaport. I'm here with my sidekick, longtime friend, collaborator,
Gerald Moody. You're like, who the fund is? That don't monetti? Man,
they don't know who the funk you are. They're gonna
learn now, but they don't know who the funk you are.
Now there, but gim Nettie, Gerald g Moody, my sidekick,

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he's he's a Brooklyn. Listen, don't do the fucking shoutouts,
please please go. So Bill fucking Cosby, Ship, Bill fucking Cosby.
This fucking guy is in a world of ship. Dr Huxtable,
Mr fucking Hide, this fucking guy. Listen. I always say,

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where there's smoke, there's fucking fire. And these women, there's
so many of them. At this point people have stopped
counting same stories, pills covered in semen. He must have
been he must have been a hell of a shooter,
they say, covered in semen? Janice Janice via Janice Dickinson

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hype ship up even more. What did she say? She said,
I woke up and I was covered and seemed covered
in semen. And he must have had a nice fucking
he must have loads. Man. Yeah, he's a nice shooter.
But but I mean, where's Oprah? Aren't they like pals?
Why we're still at when that motherfucker's Steadman? Come on out?

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What Stepman? His friends were? Bill? Yeah? They all they
all together, right, Steadman? Bill? And they always talking that bullshit. Right, Yeah,
we're together. This and that. YO, say something. If you're
going to say something about the good Yo, this is
Hugh Hefna said something. What's what do you have? Like?

(17:00):
Hearing all this ship about my man is saddening. I'm paraphrasing,
you're paraphrase. Were not a totally reliable news source here,
So that's good you you said you're you're paraphrase. But
I'm speaking to say anything like that, or you just
one thing to paraphrase or paraphrase or are you just

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making that ship up? You can the listeners can check it.
I said, I'm sucking paraphrasing but but you Hefner said.
What he said, hearing this stuff about a friend is
fucking disheartening and saddening along those lines, I don't I'm
not verbatim. Yeah no, I know you're paraphrasing, but mine
the way I said, hearing this ship about my man, right,

(17:43):
it's fucked up. Oh that's what you would say. Yeah, yeah,
So but what do you are you surprised about the
Bill Cosby ship or yo, I met a girl. I am.
I met a girl, you're surprised about it. I met
a girl. I was dating this chick, pretty girl, very
very beautiful, like a model mulatto looking beautiful. She had

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done one episode of The Cosby Show in the nines,
in the nineties or maybe even the eighties. But I
met her in the nineties. I was dating her, I said,
I was dating the young lady. And she told me
that Bill Cosby had her come up to his dressing room.
Now this is just what she told me. This could

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be totally not true, so I don't want anybody trying
to sue me. Let's let's see what it sounds like.
And he came up to she went to the dressing
room and long story short, he said, you know, I
have the ability to hypnotize women. And he was like,
put your hands up to my hands and he was like,
you know, doing them home when she was like and

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Bill Cosby was like, this is what she told me.
Bill Cosby was like, do you feel that yet? And
she was like, fuck no, I don't feel anything. Yeah,
And and anyway, he was trying to do the old
I could hypnotize you, you know, and the next thing
you know, he's got his fucking low fout cock out. Yeah. See, yeah,
you always got. The word loaf will get thrown into
every one of the I m Rappabre podcast. You know why,

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because it makes people happy. Gerald I say loaf. It's
like it's like, it's like fucking it's like Christmas life.
It makes people happy, makes people feel like children. So
Bill Cosby bait. Long story short, Bill Cosby tried to
take a run of this chick. Now. She told me
she didn't. She didn't go for the bait. No pun intended,

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but she said he tried to. He tried to smi
ash but and it's it's it's fucking it matches how
he gets down. He's fucking giving women pills. You're a celebrity.
You're a sick fuck I wish I could be a

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fucking celebrity. I won't give no bitches, no pill you.
I'm just a hre buttass naked. That's Gerald, that's the
motherfucker being that movies and ship right here, sitting my
ass down, No pills, you wanna you wanna come over here? Fuck,
let's do it. In in my twenties, you used to
tell me why do you you used to Gerald used
to try to encourage me. I now I have a girl.

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Now we're we're older. But he used to encourage me
when when you date women, why do you even go out?
He thought, just because you're a working celebrity actor that
I should I should be naked. This is when you suggested,
why do you have clothes on? Like you should be
but ass snakes, I could never be on TV because
my my thing was for the average guy. You gotta

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go through a lot of ship. You gotta fucking spit
ship that you don't really feel. You mean, if you're
trying to get a girl, trying to get a girl,
So if you're a celebrity, all that ship is in
the fucking toilet. All I gotta do is look at
your ass? Right? You know who I am? Right, come
to the crib. Ain't no, hey, let me get your number.

(20:55):
I'll call you. Let's go out. I'm fucking Michael Rappaport, right,
and I'm naked. So if you were Michael Rapport, if
Gerald Moody, or if you were Bill Cosby, no pills,
they will say those women would say that's a nice man.

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But why would they say that? Because you come into crib,
we're having a good time. Give you no fucking why
gotta knock your ass out right? Right? Then? I'm praying
on you, right, That's why he's a ship bag. Bill Cosby? Yes,
damn you gotta prey on women and you're Bill Cosby,

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so why so? But with fame and celebrity comes women, right,
So you're sick if you think you need to give
them pill? Was he giving them pills to get the ass?
Or was he doing the pill thing because he likes
fucking like you know, zombie, that's what he's into. Yeah,

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I gotta be like, oh, ain't moving, Yeah, they're not
fucking moving. You're sick. You see, nobody wants that. Don't
you want to hit that ass? We'm like, yeah, baby, yeah,
if right, you want to talk, right, every fucking guy
wants to talk. He wants a dead bitch, right, alright, alright, alright, alright, Okay,

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this is Michael Rappaport and we're back more from the
I Am Rappaport podcast. I'm with my partner in crime,
my sidekick, Fuck you, Ed McMahon. Is that mcmanstill alive?
I don't think so. I saw him in Slaughter with
Jim Brown seventy three. I don't, I don't. I don't know.

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I know, I know, I know, but is he's not?
So you don't know if he's so, Like we we
don't have. This is not a factor based show. I
want to make make that clear. Yeah, we don't fucking
search for no facts. We fucking just say like you
would say to your man on the street, Yo, is
that motherfucker a lot? No? I don't know. No, I

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don't know so that that that could be either or anyway.
So I'm here with my partner g Moody, a k.
The black Ed McMahon Black McMahon. Right, that's good and uh,
if you guys missed the last Iron Rapports podcast, I
introduced my side kick, my partner in crime, partner in rhyme,

(23:29):
my friend since we met. He's from the Brownsville section
of Brooklyn. I am from the East side of Manhattan,
Upper East Sido Manhattan. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy?
We we we we met and we we'll get into
all the all the all the interesting follies that we've

(23:53):
been through throughout the years. But he has a point
of view. I have a point of view, and I'm
bringing him in because, as far as I'm concerned, earned
a lot of sidekicks uh in the uh you know, yeah,
so Gerald thinks. And I think I can one up
them guys. I can fucking ten up. There was guys

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of them, even though you don't know their fucking names,
all of them. Fuck them. I'm the guy. I want this,
this show to be friendly for men and women, women
and men, all of it. I like big butts, and
I cannot lie these other these other brothers, they can't deny.

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I prefer big asses. And I said on an episode
before you joined us, Gerald, that Kim Kardashian one probably
the big gass contest of all time. And it's ironic
because she's like the Larry Bird of She's like the

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fucking Chris Mullen of asses or the Dirk. You get
what I'm saying. This is a white girl. I have
to disagree with you, my friend. Okay, why you can
see asks like that on the train subway Chicago, New
York and uh, she puts ship in her ask to
get it like that? Oh, I didn't know that. Do

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you think that that's not her real ass? Because if
that's not her real ass, she immediately gets taken off
my list. Because I've never felt a fake ass, and
I honestly don't want to. Because the times in my
life where I have felt fake breasts on women, ninety

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nine point nine percent of the time, I did not
know they had fake breast until I felt them. And
and how I feels it's alarmingly hard and unnatural. And
I have felt the best ones that you could get
and the skin and you feel and you can tell
artificial that it's fake immediately. And and it's shocking because

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because if I had a fake loaf, if I had
a fake dick or in a dick attachment, it would
feel different. So if if I was to take out
my loaf, that woman and and and then She's like, wow,
that looks good. Because the fake breast, if they're done well,
they'll look good. But what what once you really see

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them from all the different angles? You see, I don't
care that you're always gonna tell that they don't look natural,
because even the nicest of the nice natural big breast,
they have flaws. That's so if I had a fake
dick and and the girl was like, you know, we
were we were you know, I don't want to be
too vulgar, and she she she touched my my fake

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my fake dick, how she know that it was fake
because the same way I would know that the breasts
are fake? You know immediately? Have you ever touched fake breast? Gerald? Yes,
I think so? What do you mean you think so? No?
I mean she feel hard. I mean we we feel
so fast ship you have you or have you ever

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not felt fake tits? Because I have to think, so, Okay,
you think so, But I have no for sure that
I have felt fake breast and they are they don't
make me comfortable. That's what I'm saying. Okay, and and
and and once I touched them once, I never touched
them again. So you're saying, wait, what do you mean,
I'm saying, I've been with women that I've been with

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intimately more than once, and once I feel that you
have fake breast, I will not touch them again. Do
you understand what I'm saying? Why? Because because they're harder
than usual, they don't feel normal. You're you're I feel
like the woman is probably always conscious that I am
touching a fake breast, and I know I am always

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conscious that I am touching a fake press. So so so,
so the point being is, why can't I get a
fake dick? Is that okay? I would think because you
hold it unusual? Yeah, right, if you got to grab
it right now, you know it's harder than it's it's

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it's fake. It's a fake dick. So you're touching fake
tits and it's harder than usual. So if you're gonna
touch a fake cock, it gotta a fake loaf. It
gotta be harder than it gotta be harder than usual.
So you get amp, you get moved. Problem, Nah, man,
they're gonna know it's fake. And once you know what

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the point of the conversation wasn't supposed to be about
fake tits or fake loafs. The point of the conversation
was originally about fakes, which is a whole new phenomenon,
and and and and we initially we're talking about him
Kardashian and her world famous ass. And Gerald is saying

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that if you go on the subway, like the six train,
remember Jim train, the two train to go up to
the Bronx and go through Brooklyn, you can see an
ass like that every five seconds, you know. And these
motherfucker's is getting all gas sed up over this chick. Yo,
Just fucking ride the train. Go to Chicago, go to

(29:28):
fucking uh this one. You go to Dagastinos in New
York City. If you go to a supermartic called Dagastinos
or Pioneer Pioneer. If you want to submit food, if
you want to see some of the best asses in
New York City, go out go to those supermarkets and
you will see. This is a tip if you like

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to see beautiful women with nice asses fat asses, but
I say fat meaning good like Russell run DMC said
bad meaning bad, not bad meaning good fat asses man
fat asses meaning fat assis meaning fat assis meaning good,
good good. Go to shapely nice in New York City.

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Guarantee you this is where you go, Da Gastino's, Fine Fair,
met Food Pioneer, uh Stu Leonards. These are all grocery
stores in New York City. They're not like Whole Foods,

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and they're not like Trader Joe's. They are local supermarkets
that are in New York City. That would be what
you see the when you see them, Kim Kardashian type
ask but you don't see if you see the original
and you see the real right where you'd be like turning.
You know, we need to sponsor a MS Fat Ass

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of New York City, MS Pie, Miss Pioneer, hell you
a supermarket Ass contest. The I. M. Rapp Report is
looking for sponsors to do the Supermarket Ass Contest. And
it's gonna be totally dignified and respectful, and we're gonna
give away some money to some of these girls, and
we're gonna do some other ship. That's a good idea
and everybody would love to see it. They would love

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to see it because God gives them the masses. So
and it's for us to look. Why else you gotta ask?
It looked like that? Man, That's a good point. Why
else do you gotta ask? The shape like that? So
I can turn around. Yeah, there's no other reason why
God would he wants you to look at the ass, right,
He's not doing He's not putting those asses on the

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planet for them not to be looked at. It just
like a beautiful sky should be looked at exactly. That's
why the shape painting should be looked at. That's why
it shaped like that, or a beautiful car, a beautiful
piece of art, or a beautiful building, a beautiful piece
of architecture, a fat ass. So when I highlight it,
why not? But you know why they can't hide. We're

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gonna highlight in the contest. We're gonna we're gonna do
our ship. But they have to hide them on the
street because guys like us, it's too much. It's too much.
You can't walk around with that as because you just
look at it and you'd be like, damn word. All
you say is word, like in your mind used to
be like word. We don't get on a Bill Cosby

(32:28):
type ship. No, No, no, I'm just looking at it
like it's like like it's like art art. I'm not
I'm not a a fucking animal. I might say, God
bless you, That's all I might say is that if
you have a really nice ass at this point in
my life, at forty four, I'm gonna be honest. I
will bless a woman. I will say, she'll walk by.
What I would say and I say, God, bless you.

(32:48):
And what I would say was like, I just admiring
God's design. You would say that, I'm just I kicked
it to a chick like that. You said, what she said,
why are you looking at me up my ass like that?
I said, I'm just admiring Gods design because you ain't

(33:09):
make it? Did You ain't make that ass like that?
God made that right, and he made it for me.
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(34:18):
Do you think? Gerald? Movie my side? This is the
Iron Wrap PORP podcast, and I am here with GMT,
so I need to keep saying my side. I'm just saying.
I'll keep saying until people knowing, like one more episode
I'll see in my sidekicks. So they're like, who the
fuck is Gimoettie. They're gonna know in a few these
guys feeling himself because when we were at on the street,
somebody saw us together and I guess they had heard

(34:41):
the podcast, and they asked for a fucking picture where Gimnettie.
I said, he right, he right here, right here, and
and and he got a selfie taken. So now he
thinks he's fucking Uh. That's it. I'm doing a little good.
I'm doing I'm doing better than I would, thank you, sir. Yeah,
he talking about yo. When I get my own show.

(35:02):
They fuck you, man? What what what do you want
to say? Oh? Yeah, uh, I think I coined a
new phrase for this fucking disease. What the fund are
you talking to? Mom? It's called white girl syndrome. What
the fund is that? It's when a brother will throw

(35:27):
his life away just to be with the white girl
and the girl syndrome, and I have examples. It happens,
it does happen. I guess fucking O. J. Simpson would
be the charter member. He's the fucking poster boy because
ultimately that's where it ends up with you being in prison. Fuck,

(35:53):
that's like the next like, that's like the bottom of
the barrel. But what syndrome? So did you did you
get a patent on that that that name? I am
petition to government. I'm waiting for a response. You're onto
something we have? Lamar old him, m lamar old him.
He had that that that fucking syndrome. Bad. I have

(36:13):
a fucking friend and he nice family, nice family, beautiful wife,
and he got this this old mord be off, the
looking white chip chick that looks like her name is
Amy or some ship like that, and he threw everything away.

(36:34):
She wasn't she got a fucking clause in him. She
could have been a side piece, could have been, you
could have it for four years. But he decided to
throw everything away. See that's the ship, the narrative. We
want to frame it where you throw your life away,
not a side piece. That's the syndrome, not a side piece.

(36:56):
You throw it away simply because she's white. Yes, because
if the same woman was black, she would be the
side piece, right, But because she's white, and that's psychological
and that's a syndrome. And I coined the phrase, what
is it called white girl syndrome? Fuck? Do you have

(37:20):
any other accounts of this happening? I mean it's it's
a few, but the names escaped me. But it's pervasive.
Oh right, what did Chicky Barbera do? He left his girl,
his wife, she was having twins. He left her in
the operating room where they're giving the babies, where they

(37:42):
having the babies. He just has to leave. See, and
what happened life over disbanded chaos. You with a hot
thing on the Today's show, and you had the white bra.
So you're saying that once he left his wife, who

(38:05):
was black Asian for the white girl. What happened that syndrome?
Everything goes away everything. So we gotta get a patent
on this man, because if somebody else fucking patents that
ship before, you're gonna be piste off. Who else? Who else?

(38:26):
I'm thinking you tell us listeners, who else? Once they
got the white chick O J. Simpson took it to
the next level. He had that syndrome. It got all
up in his fucking bloodstream. He was chasing that poor
girl around with a fucking knife. He knifed her and

(38:49):
my man, damn. But see that's where it gets like
like that's the that's the bottom of the barrel. But
you see at the end of the line, it's always
is danger. Yes, you may be ridding high. Now, didn't
you say that this this this your friend that that
happened to she she tried to get him fucking jumped.

(39:10):
Oh yeah, she's buy some fucking guy named Tyler, some
white guy named Tyler. If you're gonna get jumped into
a couple of white dudes and your guy's name is Tyler,
I'm fucking scared. Fucking like guys are gonna comea fucking
baseball bats and they're gonna look, kick some fucking ass.
But the fact that see, you left your wife and

(39:31):
your family for this white broad because you have these
lofty fuse of her, which are what what's your fucking
false because she don't give a ship? Right, but you
left everything and everything is fucking exploded because you have

(39:52):
the syndrome. Mm hmm, the fucking syndrome. You don't care
about ship else all you want. Well, you're a black man.
We like to speak about race here. What is it?
What is so fantastic? Well you have to you have
to understand African Americans in the society, right and slavery,

(40:16):
you get fun. You couldn't even look at a white woman, right,
You're being deprived, right like like like oh dea, right,
we're looking at Oh you get lynched if you could
only have chocolate ice cream, but hey, maybe I want
a little fucking vanilla ice cream. No, you can't even
fucking look at them. You can't look you fuck you can't.

(40:38):
That transfers too now because it's like that's what you see,
like they will throw their lives away for the ship,
that's what I see. That crazy? You get the Wigham please, yes,
and you know we're keeping up eyes open for them
people whiling out Wickham please, it's what screaming shout. Get better,

(41:01):
act right before we put your ship on lass. Do
yourself a favor, Try to have a little class because
like rapping who they're having it so save yourself from
the embarrassment. Safe before your talk or just keep your
mouth shut because this is I am rappaport and we
don't give a once. So if you lose your cool,
you get wickap Please. If you act in a fool
you get a wiggap police. If you wilding like an idiot,

(41:23):
wigaed please. If you racked into old ignorant when you
get a wigga please. If you don't listen to this
new ship, you get a wigap plee. And if you
do something stoopid, you getting wickap Please. Get what the
what the fund is with you? Steve Croft? Are you doing?
Legendary broadcaster, legendary newsman from sixty Minutes was caught on text.

(41:46):
Now first I want to say we all need to
take he'd to what PAULI said in good Fellas. I
told you to stay off those fucking phones. Yeah that
was paid phones back then. When Paulie from Goodfellers said
stay off the fucking phones or house phones. Yeah, it

(42:10):
wasn't paid phone, it was house phones. But these fucking
cell phones and the texting and the instagramming. You need
to get on some good fellas ship because Steve Croft,
I don't even know how this was happened. He didn't
do anything wrong illegally, but he was caught freaking off

(42:32):
and his text messages were made public by uh National Inquiry.
How they found them, we don't know. But apparently Steve
Croft lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, isn't
that right? Gerald? And he had himself a nice little
little dropt sister, sister, lawyer, a lawyer, black girl. How

(42:55):
old forty one? He's sixty nine. You know. They got
his text messages, They got pictures of him walking around town,
gallivanting around town, and he's saying some wild ship to
this chick. What what? What? What? Was? What were some
of the things he was saying. He said he was

(43:15):
in a sexless marriage. If you're in a sexless marriage
and you go to the side to freak off, you're justified.
You're justified. And if if you're if you're if you're
a significant other gets mad, they get wire then please.

(43:36):
If you're in a sexless marriage and your man gets
mad because you went off on the side to freak off,
tell your man what can please. If you're in a
sexist marriage and you tell your woman, yo, you're not

(43:58):
giving me no ass You're not giving me no ball washers,
You're not giving me anything I say to you, wigga,
Please But Steve Croft, my man was pouring champagne in
this allegedly. We don't know this may or may not happen,

(44:19):
you know why, because we don't fact check shit. But
he has confirmed this. He is confirmed that he was
in a sexless marriage and he went outside his marriage
and and and describe some of the stuff that Steve
Croft is into. The girl said to him, don't work
too hard this week because I'm aware your grass out.

(44:40):
She said that to him. That was one of the texts.
And if a guy is in a sexist marriage and
he hears that, if he hears don't work too hard
this week because I'm gonna wear that ass out he's
been going to that's almost like a threat. That's almost
a threat. She's gonna tear you up. That's what you
want to hear, That's what you want to hear, especially

(45:01):
if you're sixty nine, you're a famous, world famous news man.
Why shouldn't he get no ass? Why is Steve Croft
not getting any ass? And he's furious going to sleep
piste off night after your sisters saying I'm gonna wear
your ass out and you gotta fucking stroke your loaf

(45:21):
and your wife is next to you, So he's justified.
So Steve Croft, you get to say to your wife, Wigga, Please,
what the fuck do you think about? I'm sixty nine.
I need to freak off. I'm Steve Croft. I'm sixty
nine years old and I'm trying to freak off with

(45:43):
you and you are turning your back to me. So
what the funk do you expect me to do? I'm
gonna go find this chick. He was pouring champagne in
her ass. Wait, how did they not on it? How
did they verify it? They said that heard in on
his pointing on the ash cheeks. He was pouring it

(46:05):
in her like it was filling up gas and then
as it bubbled out he would drink it. Oh man,
you like this motherfucker, Steve Croft. I like your style.
I get nasty like power. Did you want to luck
chow because that go off the firm joy court, the
short term water at the last drop, I'm reckon, so

(46:27):
check it. That's like making mom strip naked and just
give it. What I said. If you're getting your fucking
information and any said or any sort of news from
me and this fucking guy that I'm in here with,
you got bigger fucking problems, all right, You got way
fucking bigger problems and me fact checking. If this is

(46:48):
your fucking news source, the I M. Rappapore Podcast, then
God bless you man, because this is not a newscast.
This is not a fucking comedy show. This is not
a sports show. It's a fucking way of life. This
is the Iron Rapport podcast. My name is Michael Rappaport,

(47:09):
and I'm in here with my co host. Get this story.
This isn't a wigaw please, this is beyond wiga. Please.
I couldn't even put it's too it's too I have
too many feelings and and and uh and uh thoughts
and opinions about the story to even squeeze it into

(47:30):
a wiga. Please. But when I tell you the story,
you'll see how it could be its own. This could
be a spinoff of Wigaw. Please this this story deserves
its own pilot, like uh, the Breaking Bad pilot, the
lawyer Saul Goodman. I love that show. You don't watch TV,
Jal doesn't watch Ship? You ever see Breaking Bad? Hell?

(47:50):
Fucking bring back like that. There's a twenty one year
old girl in New Jersey. Okay, a few years ago
she divorced her parents. Okay, now she's twenty one and
she has not spoken to her parents and I believe
ten years. And she wants her parents, who she doesn't

(48:16):
talk to. This is true. I'm giving you all the
facts here. You follow me, John, I'm following you. You
She she wants her parents, who she has not spoken
to in ten years, to pay for her college at
Temple University. And the court has ordered in New Jersey
the parents to pay for it. And the dad said,

(48:38):
fuck that ship. I'm not paying anything. And they're holding
him contempt of court and he should be fine a
hundred dollars a day. This is fact. Chick's name is
Caitlin Richie. He can't he can't appeal that ship. I'm
sure he could appeal that. Now. I want to get
into this. If you're fucking kids don't talk to you, Okay,

(49:01):
And she's twenty one and she's not spoken to you
for ten years, so she was what That's what they're saying. Yeah,
that's what they're saying. That she has You know, it
couldn't be ten years. It can't be fucking ten years. Okay.
I said this last week, and I'll say it again,
and I should say this at the top of every episode.
This is not a fact checking this story. I could

(49:27):
have heard this from from the guy downstairs at the garage,
but I didn't. But I've told stories on the I
M Rappapor podcast that the fucking pizza guy who delivered
the Chinese food and the pizza he fucking tells me.
It could be true, it could be not true. But
this is a fucking fact. But let me get to it.
If my kids and I were not speaking and you're

(49:50):
twenty one, and you make a decision not to speak
to me, and and and and and this has gone
on for years, and I haven't done anything to you.
I'm paying for a fucking thing. I'm not paying for
a fucking hot dog. I'm not paying for a cup
of coffee. I'm not paying for your college. This girl
is beautiful. By the way, this this, this, this, this

(50:13):
chick go to that strip club. Go to the strip club,
or you're saying she should go to the ship. Yeah,
that's how my supposedly right, they pay for their college.
Right if if, if the pops appeals and the appeal
is upheld, take your ass to the strip club and

(50:34):
if you want to finish up school, shake that as.
Shake that ass. So you're saying that if the girl
if the fall, if she's not having a functional relationship
with her father, you need to go. Shake that ass,
shake that ass and pay that to wish. Why you
go Why would you go at somebody you haven't spoken
to in ten years and say now and you divorce

(50:56):
your parents? Yo, you out of here for that alone
that you went to through that formal ship. I'm gonna
divorce my parents. Who fucking wiped your ass, who fucking
licked the snot out of your nose? These are you
know your parents? They clean you up when you couldn't

(51:17):
even fucking sit up, and now you divorce them, and
now you want them to pay for your colleague. Bitch,
take your ass to that pole ship. You're gonna give
me a fucking hard if I was a pops, I
kicked that ship, yo, you'd say, what if the ship

(51:40):
your daughter? Your daughter's name is Caitlyn. So you're so
you're I'm gonna take her to the club and say
what they go? They go to pole there you go.
You know you're not getting nothing from me. Ship, Let's
keep ship real. You know you're not getting nold cash
from me. But why Dad, When the last time I

(52:02):
spoke to you, well, I well dad, heah, I'll be Caitlin. Well, Dad, uh,
you know, I didn't like the way you're treating me,
and you're always putting pressure on me and telling me
what to do and who house you with. But I
understand that now, Dad. But I'm saying that I wasn't
able to like, you know, when I was in high school,
like I had that boyfriend and you never let me

(52:24):
sleep over in this house. I ain't supposed to see.
See that. That's where the problem lies, where the parents
are too lenient, right, and so the kids think that
ship is gravy, that you could do whatever you want. Yeah,
that is gravy. So now she's talking back to you,

(52:44):
talking greasy and you can't knock these motherfucker's out right
because it's different time now, Adrian Peterson shut that down,
shout out, they get more emboldened. Wait wait so wait
wait gait wait wait wait wait what then did you
make that word up? That's the word ship Webster's black

(53:05):
yo emboldened? Right, So they're being more aggressive towards you.
So they figured they actually couldn't divorce you like you
ain't ship? Right, So if i'd ship, why are you
coming back asking for money? Right? Go to the poll. Ah,

(53:27):
that's a good one man. That is a fucking good woman. Yo.
You know what? Uh, you know what? Uh, I'm digging.
Have you seen these uh the direct TV commercials from
a man Rob Low? They're funny. He plays like different characters,
he plays different versions of himself. He's like, you know,

(53:49):
the the sort of dude Roblow And there's a scrawny
arm Rob Low. And that fucking guy has not aged
and he hasn't done anything. He just wanted those dudes.
He looks the same. He got that big fucking nice
square jaw and that fucking nice strong chin and head
of hair, nice strong head of hair. Fucking looks that

(54:13):
that same waspy knows those those steely, beautiful blue eyes.
But the first time, I mean Rob Low, when when
we were kids, he was a star, and he's still
a star. So I funk with Roblo. I'm a fan
of his. I'm glad that. You know, when when you
work for that long, you go through your ups and downs,
and this guy has went through ups and downs and

(54:33):
in chapters of his career. Because if you remember, in
the eighties, Rob Low was the original ray j Yo.
That's a good way to put it. Rob Low had
a fun tape and I don't know it was eight
we don't know, we don't fact check, but if you're

(54:55):
not familiar with this, Rob Low was a huge star,
like let's say he was Matt McConaughey, now star, hot, famous,
on fire, working his ass off, Mega Mega Star. And
then it came out that Rob Low did a fuck tape.
It was him and his man and they they did
a fuck tape and it was him and it apparently

(55:18):
was an underaged girl I think sixteen or seventeen. He
was wearing it. And you know Roblo's fox style Yo,
his fun game, It's insane, And and then the tape
aired and it was this was like VHS tape. So
he had one of them big jankie old nineteen eighties
home video cameras and him and his man had the

(55:38):
videotape of him and this chick and Rob Low. Yo,
he had nothing to be ashamed of because he laid
it down. He he was laying pipe. That's why he
came back from that. Yeah, that is why he came
back from it, because he was like a sex symone,
like yo. I can see why he's a sex symbol
like the chicks were, like Yo. Even though it's funked
up that it was with the underaged girl, He's made

(55:59):
it through the t He's made it through the storm.
But let's not forget his fucking is official. That's why
they don't bring it up. They don't bring it up.
But that tape, Yo, I don't know where it is.
I don't know if he got the rights, so they
you know, this is before YouTube, this is before anything.
So when you heard about that tape and and you
saw it, you were like, yo, Rob Low is wild man.

(56:22):
I mean it was like some It was him and
his man. They were they were in there doing it.
They were doing it. Where's his man at I don't
know where's it. You mean his dude that was in
the tape. I wonder if they're still in contact. I
wonder if they still put it down. Yo. But Yo,
shout out to Roblow. I'm a fan of yours. Great
actor has transformed himself when from a teen heartthrob to

(56:45):
a twenties working actor thirties for I mean, Roblo is
like an American icon. He's like a corvette. He'll never
go out of style and and he you know, he's
done his thing. But Yo, he was dealing with the
tsunami of all tsunamis when it comes to bad press
a fuck tape way before. I think that might have
been the first fun tape and it was a male

(57:08):
star laying it down. Yeah, I love. I would love
to have Rob Low on the Iron Rappaport Pockets. We
won't even bring up with the don we don't need.
You know, your work speaks for itself. Podcast listen, Yo,
Bruce said, Yo, that's it. Bruce is changing his whole ship. Yeah,

(57:29):
he admitted it. He's coming out. He is changing himself
as a woman. He said he's doing it slow so
it doesn't shock his daughter's Bruce Jenner is wild for
the motherfucking night, Yo, Bruce, Yo, that dude is chill. Man.

(57:49):
You want to be you want to be a woman.
So is he gonna have a fucking man? Jina? What
the fund is he gonna do with his loaf? Yo?
And he's like seventy man, Yo, why do you want
to be on the lady? Now? You lived your whole life? Man?
You want gold medals as a as an Olympic runner
in the men's division. Like what the fund is wrong
with you? Man? Yeah? And you know he can get

(58:11):
his lips. The lips are that's just that's just the
beginning of the fund. My man is getting He's getting
a fucking man, Gina. Yo. Speaking of TMZ, we were
talking the other day about TMZ photographers, TMZ photographers and

(58:32):
and and I was thinking TMZ needs to hire, needs
to hire gangster disciples, which are as photographers. People. Let's
say you've got some gangster disciples that are in jail
and they look in the fucking uh turn their lives around?
When when? When when I set up a program so

(58:54):
where they could be your photographers. And the benefit of
TMZ hiring photographers that could fund shoot up is that
you're never gonna get turned down again. You're never gonna
get jumped by a star again. Kanye ain't rushing them.
Nobody's rushing them guys. So TMZ, we're saying, and it'd

(59:16):
be good for the community, it's good for the brand.
You're helping out of jail, people that are looking to
turn your job, turn their lives around. You give him
a camera and you say, go fucking chase all the stars,
all the stars and then where where where what you got?
We got no fucking uh uniform? Where are your pants down?

(59:41):
We're gonna give you the camera and teach you how
to do it. But where what you got on? And
you think that will be the end of the stars
step into the popular they will, they will try to
rush them, and then they will turn around and be like,
oh ship, where them curlers? Like you know in l
A they have the curlers in their hairs. Like so
you're saying, like straight up criminals like and they're working

(01:00:01):
for the TMZ but exactly, and TMC is gonna have
no problems getting footage anymore everything because they are they're
they're they're they're great at photography. Because you have taught them.
But they look the same, and they can function up,
and they take time life quality pictures, and they're just

(01:00:22):
out of prisons, and you have no fucking problem with
them being in jail and then getting rushed and them
getting knocked out. Who who's getting knocked out? The photographers
that you had prior to the Black Peace stolen Rangers?
Who the fund is that? I think that's a gang. Oh,
you're gonna have them be the photographers. Anybody who gets out,

(01:00:45):
anybody who can function up and who wants to change
and say, yo, I'm I'm Kanye would go after some
rough looking photographers. No, do you think Sean Penn would
go after some thuggish, ruggish photographers If on parents turned
around and saw a motherfucker with curl is in his

(01:01:05):
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(01:02:39):
So this is the I R Wrapper Podcast. I am
here with my co pilot stal work Monetti, Gerald Moody.
People are digging you, man. I see it on Twitter. Man. Yeah,
I don't have a Twitter, but I think I may
have to get. Oh ship get it. The Twitter account
we're gonna get. We're gonna start the the next episode,

(01:03:00):
We're gonna introduce the Generald Moody g Moody Twitter account.
And you could you could, you could say you could
tweet at him. I can. I can answer these mother beckers.
I see they kind of incendiary on that motherfucker. I
don't like how they're coming at you. Rap. Hey, listen,
it's Twitter, and you know what, you could come at me.
That's what I'm there for. But I'm gonna come back,

(01:03:22):
you fuck because I get paid to do this. See.
That's what people don't understand is that I ship talk
for a living and I've been shipped talking. Here's the
reality of the situation. I'm gonna give you a little history.
I spent a lot of time in the ghetto that's

(01:03:46):
the fact, and and then you're gonna be like, what
the kind of thing is that to say? Here's Here's
my point is when I was twelve, my two best friends,
Gerald and Randy. Randy's from Harlem, Gerald from Brownsviels section
of Brooklyn. We all loved basketball and I would go
to their house and they would go to my house.
But at the time, a white kid going around there

(01:04:06):
this was unusual. You either had to be known, liked,
be able to fight, be a drug dealer, be a rapper,
or be a straight nerd or be a ship talker.
I was a good enough basketball player. I could shoot,
I could play the game. Wasn't a bit ch ask dude,
And people were surprised that she even came out there.

(01:04:29):
And I just got married point just because I came
out there. Because if you if you don't know Brownsel,
go there now check it out. A mile of projects,
a mile of projects. Now I'm not saying like, oh
I'm so cool, I'm tough. It doesn't make me tough.
I wasn't tough. What I could do is I could
snap and make mother's last. Snapping is like being able

(01:04:50):
to fight. Because they don't want to come. They don't
want to funk with you because you could say ships embarrassed.
You make people laugh. That's what my talent was. I
had a good enough jump shot and I could talk,
and I've been doing it in the streets. Okay, now see,
you're gonna be like Michael Rapport is saying, he's i'd
like when I talk about myself in the third party. Oh,
he's saying he. I didn't say I was tough. I

(01:05:12):
didn't say I was fucking that. I didn't say I
was busting people's ass and ball. But I could play.
But the one thing that I had going for me
is I could snap, and if you came at me,
I would fucking shut you down. So you've little pricks
on Twitter, you little fox, you little hipster pricks that
are like you wanna fucking go, You wanna fucking snap,

(01:05:33):
you a little fucker. I'll snap back, okay. And I
know some of you might say things, oh, you big
hook nos cocksucker. I got something for you, you, you jew,
you hook knows jew prick. Go for it. I'll tell
you my my vulnerable spots and I'll still get you. Okay.

(01:05:54):
But one thing I've never lost is a snap contest
Gimonetti here, I got Hollywood questions for the the fans
out there. Yeah, I always hear this ship. I always hear, Yo,

(01:06:14):
the threatening black man. Tell me what that's about? Who
is that? What is that? Well? You in Hollywood? Tell mine?
What do you say? The threatening you? What do you
mean Hollywood? Like they say, they say, uh, I heard it,
Like oh uh he's too threatening as an actor. Yeah,
like we can't cast him because it's a threatening black man?

(01:06:37):
What does that mean? Yo? You know what it means?
The reality of it is this. I was talking to
my father about this the other day. I was like,
I want to set up a safe forum. This is
what I'm working on next, a safe form. I don't
know if it's a show, or it's a series of shows,
or it's like a short term six episode thing, or
it's ten films with ten directors, And I want to

(01:07:00):
hold it on race, and it's a safe for him
to articulate people's feelings about race, all the insecurities, all
the fears, all the paranoia, all the myths, all the facts,
everything in between. Because when you speak about race, I
could sit here on the Iron Rapp Report podcast, my

(01:07:20):
own fucking podcast. This is the fear I could say
something that's misconstrued or I'm talking and I'm not like,
it's not a script, and you could say something that
I've done it before, I've done it. Before you say something,
I'll go I'll go back to it. I'll talk about this.
I referred to Now I already squashed this, but I
referred to Spike Lee as a ship stain. Now we

(01:07:43):
we moved past this. I've spoken of Spike Lee. I
feel like that got out of context, got out of hands.
Squash that quote unquote beef. It wasn't a beef, but
I reached out to him. But one of the ramifications
when I called him a ship stain was and I
could have said he's a sucking asshole, he's a prick,
he's a douchebag, but I said ship stain. There was

(01:08:04):
no racial connotation in my head, but some people and
the words ship stain is a funny insult, like it's
a good insult, like cocksucker. It has a certain gennes
say quad to it, cocksucker, motherfucker, shit stain. You know, whatever,
you're whatever you're fond of. So when I was referring

(01:08:26):
to Spike Lee as a ship stain. Again, I'm not
trying to revise that because I'm just talking about the word.
Some people accused that being as a racial slur. Of
course no, but you would think how how could that?
Like I was like, how is ship stained a racial slur?
Then I'm like, oh, because a ship stain would be
brown on No, but that's not what but what? But

(01:08:48):
the point is now that was nothing. It's me and
Spike Lee. It's it's it's a it's a it's a
a non it's a non beef beef. But the thing
that hurt my feelings with that people said, yo, it's
some racial ship. Why are you calling him a ship staying? So,
what I'm saying is is like in this day and
age of the Twitter error and the vine era and
the Instagram era and the fucking Internet, something could just

(01:09:11):
be and it could it could it could It could
suck you up. You could say some ship and it
could literally fuck you up. Like look at the the
the president of Sony, you know, like you know, like
it could happen. I mean, there's plenty of people that
have said racial ship and I about bullshit about Obama. No,
but I'm just saying or or or like that, and
I'm not saying it's right around but like that Philadelphia

(01:09:33):
Eagles player who was like, how fucking you? And yeah,
but okay, But I'm just saying, though, like you know,
in this day and age, it race is so sensitive,
and I want to try to figure out a way
to have a safe discussion about race where you could
articulate yourself. May not you might not be right. You're
articulating your feelings, your thoughts, and it's not gonna wind

(01:09:55):
a backfiring and you're gonna wind up getting fired from
your fucking job or actually it, but you see what
I'm saying. That's the fear of it in private, Like
we we've had many conversations about race and black and
white and and stereotypes. And I love these conversations and
I love them from all points of view because I
think they should be happy. Because you could say, oh,

(01:10:15):
I never thought you thought of me or my people
like that, and I can say, damn, you think that
all white people are you know whatever, whatever the context is.
So when you say to me about Hollywood and like,
like what is that? You tell me what you think
it is. I the threatening, like he's I've heard that

(01:10:37):
he's a threatening, oh black man? What the fund is that? Like?
In my mind, I'm like, Okay, who is he fucking
threatening white people? Why? Because the way he looks the
way he looks, well, it could be examined that it
could be. But but you could say, well, Billy Bob

(01:11:00):
Thornton is too threatening to play a likable dad because
he has a certain quality about him as an actor, right,
Billy Bob Thornton, right, using him as an example, great actor,
not in any you gotta I gotta explain myself, not
in any disrespect. I love Billy, but you gotta explain
him to Okay, but Billy Bob Thornton, you can say
he's too threatening, can't can't cast him as that because

(01:11:21):
he just has like a look about him. He has
a sneer about him as No, but I'm saying, you're
saying it's for it. Forget Hollywood threatening black man, cheap jews,
uh hook nos, pricks, Puerto Ricans who steel hub caps.
It's this old Lenny Bruce shit like these are all

(01:11:41):
stereotypes and realities. Do you know what I'm saying now,
I'm saying is I'm put I'm going out on on
a ledge talking like this because I'm very passionate about,
you know, people being able to explore and articulate themselves,
good batter and different without it you being you know,
exonerated from the world because you said something that's not

(01:12:04):
um it could be fucked up. But but but but
everybody has feelings and and everybody has um stereotypes, and
everybody has racial they do period. I don't care. It
doesn't make you bad. It makes you if it would
make you not alive if you didn't have that because
you live in a certain society that people are different.

(01:12:26):
You once said to me, you once, I remember you
said this to me a long time ago. You were like,
if I'm alone on the street, it's the same ship.
Mark Cuban said. He goes and there's ten black kids
coming down the street making noise and being rowdy and
all that ship, I'm gonna be uncomfortable. And if there
was ten spacemen coming down the street acting rowdy and

(01:12:48):
they were different from you, you're gonna be uncomfortable because
you know they're making noise. If it's ten Hasidic Jews,
big fucking Hasidic Jews coming down the street looking to
fuck some ship up, and you're not gonna You're not
gonna be like, oh, these are Hasidic Jews there soft
if they're looking to function up, they're looking to function up.
Let me tell you where have you ever seen some

(01:13:08):
hit Hasidic Jews ready to tear shi it up? No,
I'm saying in terms of but what have you seen?
Have you seen uh ten black dudes ready to tear
shit up? Of course? Okay, but it's just fear, man,
it's fear like white people. I can't speak question. My
question was who is that? Who's what the threatening black

(01:13:30):
person who fits that stereotype? It's not Will Smith, right, No,
it's not Denzel Washington. Denzel could could could he could
as an actor As an actor, he could do that ship.
He's a as an actor. He gets down what I'm saying.
You would say, like in the stereotypical ways in Hollywood.

(01:13:50):
But he played he's such a good actor. But like
when Sam Jackson first came out the kind of parts
that he played Jungle Fever, he's a crack it loud,
talking like if you if you like, do you feel like,
oh like I can intimidate a white dude by doing this,
this and this break it down. It's like Eddie Murphy
like and his thing is I had to go and
all my black ship. What is that podcast? Stop pickting

(01:14:16):
over bullshit? Stop pickting over fucking bullshit. It's a fucking
everybody not white people play cut the fucking ship the
fucking Oscars. Yeah, yeah, come on, Oh you're gonna pick
it outside that and you're gonna hashtag ship. And the
thing is also like you're picking over someone the director

(01:14:38):
of Selma not being nominated and other actors, the lead
actor who was great as Martin's the King not being nominated.
Did you see the fucking movie? Did you go to
everybody that tweeted about the Oscar whitewash or the white
Oscars or the black snubs or whatever the funk you're
calling it, Did you see the movie? You're gonna say yes,
but I don't believe is if everybody who tweeted about

(01:15:01):
that ship saw Selma, Selma would be a huge box
office success. So you are you just tweeting because you
feel like it's it's something the protests and complain about,
or did you take your ass to the movies, but
you know, motherfucker's are gonna get snubbed. Al Pacino he
did not win. He got nominated, but he did not
win for the Godfather One Godfather to do all day afternoon, Cerproco, Scarface,

(01:15:28):
Carlito's way, the best ship he's ever done. He didn't
win for So it's like, was that an Italian American snub?
He doesn't have to be a fucking protest. Obviously, the
oscars that have gotten better. Obviously there were years and
years and years where they were shipping on black actors
and black directors. But it's gotten way better. It doesn't
have to and even if it isn't, it's not worth

(01:15:49):
a fucking protests. It's alright, it's not worth a fucking protest.
Well what what? What? What were you saying earlier about us? Yo?
Stop picketing number one for everything? Right, you can't force
this motherfucker to love you. You can't force somebody to
do the things you expect. So the point I'm making is,

(01:16:14):
instead of picketing, you should fucking try to do your
own ship. The only way we get awards is when
they have us in them servitude positions. And this is
what I don't fucking like the movie The Help, Yes,
did you see it? Yeah, okay, you didn't like it.

(01:16:36):
The Butler, Yeah you see. But you don't like that,
did you know? You know why I don't like it
as a black person, I don't like it because they
make it seem like those people were delighted to do
those things. But what if they were. They weren't. Okay,
they weren't. And that's the time that black people boo,

(01:17:00):
don't wanna fucking remember, right, So you get your billionaire
and these are the movies you make, you see, that's
not a good time for us collectively. We're in a
we're in a we're done, we're dominated, we're in a
position of servitude. We don't want to see that on
the screen. Why don't you fucking make movies, you're a billionaire,

(01:17:25):
movies about the triumph of the human spirit, meaning the
slave that's in the fucking field right that runs away
and fucking burns down some of them plantations and and
runs through the forest all the way to Canada. But
Django had that that that Jingo was a fucking comic book.

(01:17:49):
What motherfucker a slave gonna be walking with with with
with this motherfucker. Ha See look at Spielberg Schindler's list.
That's triumph of the human spirit that's coming out. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. That's not delighting in that, right. Do you
think that fucking Butler was happy? He wanted to kill him?

(01:18:12):
Motherfucker's That's what I don't like. Good ship. Gie Moody
on the Oscars, the Oscars. This is the I m
rapp Pour podcast. Here's another thing I want to say
about the Oscars. Martin Scorsese, another Italian American. Maybe there
are Maybe they're gonna start picking. Maybe they're gonna start picking,

(01:18:34):
did not win Best Director for Taxi Driver, Mean Streets,
Taxi Driver, Mean Streets right there. He didn't. He didn't.
Those are you know, I don't watch movies, and I
saw that ship King of Comedy after Hours. Alice doesn't
live here anymore, of course, Raging Bull. He didn't win

(01:18:56):
Best Director for nominated Good Fellas Cape Fear Yo. By
the time he won an Oscar, it was a joke
good Fellas. He didn't win an Oscar for So I'm
just saying again, it's not it's not it's not always racist.
It's like sometimes it's it's and you know, and then

(01:19:17):
Alpaccino won Best Oscar for Best Actor for Scent of
a Woman, which to me is is a subpar Alpaccino performance.
You can't look into it too much. It's just it's
it's it's not fucking roight, you know, it's it's not
totally correct. It's floored. I mean, can you say fuck

(01:19:38):
them when they don't nominate you, but cry tears of
joy when you do win one? So the same people
that that are making you cry because you're so happy
because you won one, you say fuck them. It's it's
I don't know. These guys are just looking. People are like,
it's shocking. No, what up in Paris? That's shocking. They're like,

(01:20:03):
it's shocking the shocking Oscar snubs. This is the I
Am Rappaport podcast. This is an emergency podcast about the
fucking Oscars and I think we covered it. See Selma
before you make an opinion about it not being nominated.
That's my first fucking thing. And what other films you
gotta If you got to go to the movies and
see all the films, you can't just did you see

(01:20:25):
all the films to make an opinion? You didn't. You
can't be talking. Ship. You gotta see all the fucking
films I don't like. Oh shit, this is what I
don't like. We got old as action stars. Yeah, like
who Liam nice? You know with the taking movies? Does

(01:20:46):
he look like he could kick Nick his ass? Does
he really look like you fuck somebody up? No slides alone?
Look at his fucking neck in the movies? An oh, ship, No,
we need to they need to pass the torch you

(01:21:07):
in hollywod Look who we need to give it to?
Oh the rock Oh yeah, he's got it. No, he
don't got it. Terry Crews, Terry Crewse, you got to
shoot that motherfucker. You can't fight him LEAs. I'm ready
to go a family with this motherfucker, Rocky. I'll go

(01:21:31):
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(01:22:38):
New York basketball. West fourth Street is always considered the
epicenter of street ball in New York City. And because
it's it is very well respected, and it's the location
is prime, and everything about it is unique. The court
is small, it's gated, it's right on fucking sixth Avenue.

(01:23:01):
It's going to be the most famous park. But I
will tell you for myself, and I don't give a
funk what you saw on Rock and Jock or what
the funk you saw on the celebrity game. I played
ball with some real motherfucker's and some really really good
basketball players and all over all over. I competed so

(01:23:22):
you could kiss my fucking ass with that rock and
jock ship. I didn't do good on a rocking jock. Yeah, yeah,
you was. He wasn't representing, so I didn't do ship.
You're supposed to be closed lot of motherfucker's. I tried,
and I tried. I tried to clothes on Justin Bieber.
I tried. He was he was faster than I thought.
But let me just stay focused. The point of it
is is playing ball over New York City or in

(01:23:43):
a lot of New York City. I didn't play all
over like in every park. I never played that much
in the Bronx, played a lot in Harlem, played a
lot in Manhattan, played a lot in certain parts of Brooklyn,
Los Angeles. With us, we're playing with good dudes out there.
Sean Higgins, Chris Mills, NBA talent b A. J. D. Green.
These are basketball players, NBA people. The most physical, aggressive,

(01:24:07):
tense games of basketball I ever saw or played in,
but more saw because the highest most intense levels we
were number one young and I just wasn't at that
level was in Brownsville at Howard Park, in the old Park.
I saw games with people like World b Free, James Majors,

(01:24:29):
Jerry Ice Reynolds, Jerry Ice Reynolds, Otis Wilson from the
fucking eighty five Chicago Bears, Pearl Washington, Pearl Washington, Phil,
Phil Sellers, and other guys who you would never know,
but like these are ball playing, motherfucking Brooklyn basketball players,

(01:24:50):
and the competition and the games were so physical and
so intense. And I'm sure it happens in other parks too,
but for me, that ship was crazy. Be Free was
in the NBA. He was in and he's playing in
the park, and he's not just playing one game. They're
playing over and over and over and over, like there's
no breaks in between the games, Like it's like a

(01:25:12):
minute ninety seconds, I'd say five minutes max. You don't
sit down, there's no gatorade. And the games are fucking hard.
Damn podcast, I you know, the fucking Knicks, I mean who? Who? Who?
Do you away? Said that they would have hired who
should they have hired instead of? Instead of Derek Fisher,

(01:25:34):
Billy fucking Martin? Who ship? You need New York personalities,
colorful personalities to coach New York teams that would have
been a good idea. Billy fucking Martin should have been
the coach of the New York Knicks. What about de Nero, Robert,

(01:25:56):
that's fucking good Robert DeNiro, he'd be fucking screaming on, motherfucker,
you fuck you what kind of a fun you you
fuck you, mother fucking what kind of a fucking shot
was that? You? You sit numb, you dumb fuck sit down,
you dumb fuck you fuck it Like DeNiro could have

(01:26:16):
had him at four and seventeen now, but the press
conferences would be entertaining, not this morbid motherfucker trying to
hold his ship back. Yeah, what we're gonna do is
we gotta get to these guys together. And Bill Parcels.
Bill Parcels screamed on motherfucker's and hell, motherfucker's accountable in public.

(01:26:37):
So it forces you. So you're saying, Derek Fisher is
not a color cutting the mustard as a New Yorker
right when you stand up there, you gotta be a
New Yorker and talk to the press. You can't be
this morbid fuck you man. You know what I want
to talk about somehow or another, He's escaped the wrath

(01:27:00):
of the n C double A somehow or another, this
fucking guy hasn't been busted on sanctions. Maybe he has,
but I mean, this fucking guy is still coaching. Fucking Calipari.
Coach cal coach Calipari, the fucking snake oil salesman. This
fucking grease ball shows up to the games in pinstripe suits,

(01:27:23):
gangster ship. He doesn't give two ships. If these guys graduating,
he doesn't give a fuck. He gets these guys, they're
thirty three years old coming in as freshman. He's like,
I say, an interview, cal Parry was like, do you

(01:27:45):
think John Wall you know old he was when I
first had him, when he was six. I got him
out of high school. He was twenty six years old.
We forged his birth certificate. I had him. I had
fucking Boogie cousins, but he Cousins was thirty. He's a freshman.
I take the SA T s for these fucking guys
in black face. I take the SA T s for

(01:28:07):
these fucking guys. I've never been caught. I don't give
a funk. How old are I got a thirteen year
old this year? He's a freshman. I don't give a
ship coach. Calipari is a fucking scoundrel. He's gonna give
two ships, but I don't know how the n C
eight I think he's like, I'm not paying you. You

(01:28:29):
know what it is over here. I'll take your fucking
test for you. You don't have to go to class
even that. No, you don't need any class, photography, class, nothing, nothing.
You don't have to do a ceramics nothing. You don't
have to do ship. You come here, you play for
one season, and then you go about your business. He's

(01:28:50):
like the fucking Christopher walk in a fucking a college
basketball He doesn't give a funn give a funk about ship.
He doesn't give it, and he shows up in in
a pinstriped suit. He's showing the n C A A.
I don't give a fun fucking mobster. What kind of
a basketball coach? Where's a pinstriped suit? Bobs? I don't

(01:29:10):
give a fun Yeah, Yo, you know who was another
grimy motherfucker? Who Rick Pettino when he fucking did that Rick?
I like Pettino. He was hitting bitches row, he was
hitting bitches raw and Applebee's kid was it in the
Applebee's one of those little t g I Friday whatever.
That ship. He was hitting bitches row in there. Don't

(01:29:33):
say bitches, we gotta say a better word. He was
hitting chicks, chicks, row girls, girls, ladies. But I like Rick,
I like Rick Pettino to Calapari, this fucking greasy motherfucker
he is he Italian cal Is Yeah, coach cal Yeah,

(01:29:55):
Calapar Yeah. That motherfucker man, Yo, that motherfucker. It doesn't care. Man.
You notice some of his players look older than him,
some of his fun He's got a rookie, a freshman
on his team, swearing guy looks older than him. Yo.
That's how he gets down and he doesn't give a fuck,
and and how he doesn't get busted. There has to

(01:30:16):
be sanctions. He got busted in Massachusetts and he went
awhere and they fucking they cleaned it up and he's back.
And then with the Memphis Final four, all that he
gets the grown guys. Those guys are fifty fifty one
year old guys, dudes that came out of prison. He
gives us social Security numbers, forged their fucking I d s.

(01:30:40):
And and he's like, just come and play for me
for one year. I'll change your life, You'll be in
the NBA one year. I think fucking John Calipari is
a fucking sleeves ball, fucking grease ball. Fuck okay, I
think this guy is so filthy dirty. I don't know
how the fuck there's no sanctions on Kentucky and and

(01:31:01):
and every year he's get like twenty seven year olds
playing and they're like freshman and every you know, and
he's got like guys that like have just come out
of jail, and like they have no birth certificates, no
Social Security numbers, and you give him a fucking name
and he's like, he's an eighteen year old Katie's from Florida,
he's my friend. No, he's not. He's thirty six, and
he's a fucking and he just fucking you found him

(01:31:21):
in in the fucking penile system. And and like where
does he find these fucking guys? And how is he
not how is he not busted for anything? And then
they say he's this great fucking coach. I don't think
he's that fucking great. I think he's a great fucking cheater.
That's right, you know what the funk I say, what
they're such great coaches? Yeah? Right? What you do to

(01:31:44):
prove that to me, is you fucking sit all the
all your black players right right, and then you put
the other scrubs in right right, and let me see
you fucking win the game like that guy and Princeton
place Pete something dude, the coach of Princeton would win.
He beat fucking they beat big teams, all those teams.

(01:32:08):
This guy Calipari, he's, this guy's this guy's rotten man
in his suits and his hair and the bullshit, and
like we're going undefeated and say, fucking bullshit, man, this
guy has He's one of the big reasons why college
basketball is ship. Now. I know the players want to leave,
but he sends these guys to the NBA. They don't
even know how to fucking play, man. They get in there,

(01:32:30):
they they're they're there's they're just great athletes there twenty
seven they've been playing a AU, they got fake birth certificates,
and it takes three to five years to these fucking
guys to even figure out how to play in the NBA.
It's bullshit. It's fucking rotten man. And n CIA basketball,
the the you know, the big league schools, it's all
fucking rick Pattino, he's on that ship. To remember, he

(01:32:52):
was freaking off a few years what wait, what did
he do? He freaked off in a uh he had
his lowfout and the Applebee's or something like that. Up
he go. He did some wild stuff. Man. Yeah. Man,
these two fucking guys man, they're they're they're they're they're crooks, man,
They're fucking crooks. Man. That's just how I feel like.
I think they should do a reboot of good Fellas
and have Calipari play the fucking de Niro part and

(01:33:15):
Rick Pettino played the pasty part. I mean, those guys
are fucking and didn't get fucking uh you know, and
you get Dick Vitell in there too, because he's a
fucking shady character. To man, it's it's just bullshit, man,
and c A when when when I was growing up
and and but before this new era of basketball, college
basketball was beautiful. Now it's just a fucking ship fling man. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:33:36):
all the fucking uh they you know, they got the
fucking all the big fucking ringers, man, ringers undefeated. We're undefeating.
Of course, you undefeating. He's got the best. You got
the best moment. Yeah, you got fucking twenty nine year
old guys. These guys shaved twice a fucking day. Man,
They're like, they're like beyond men. Some of those fucking

(01:33:57):
players on Kentucky got fucking they got full fucking beards.
Harry fucking Chest. I mean, when I was fucking eighteen
years old, I was a scorny piece of ship. How
are these guys so fucking huge and big and with
the beards. What the fund is going on over here?
Damn Bill Russell. I know it's almost sacrilegious and it's

(01:34:18):
almost like insulting Jesus Christ himself. But Bill Russell, just
to prove that you're not perfect, the next time you
come out in public for an All Star game or
or or or anything an event and your royalty, I
am gonna give you this, then why don't you get

(01:34:38):
a fucking haircut? What's so with his wife? What's the
why she not kicking that ship to him? Like Russell,
you are royalty, then why don't you present yourself? Your
beard is fucked up? You know, your whole crop is
fucked up. Like like if you NBA type staff, you
fifty greatest yo, you need to have your it looking

(01:35:00):
like that, and David Stern and Adam Silver should kick
it to him, like, Yo, come up, yo, we need
to talk to you man. You represent the NBA. You're
looking like a bum, yo. Like you like you, like
you want some holy ship. Bill Russell, we respect you.
My father, my father is your age. And my father

(01:35:21):
doesn't have keepers, and my father lives alone. I see him.
His ship is shaved, his groomed. He's cropped, shave shave
and and and and and the peasy ship. I think
it's disrespectful for him to show up at events like that.
I know that you're older, and if I saw you,
I would always Mr Russell, and you'd be rude to me.
I sat at the table with Bill Russell fifteen years

(01:35:44):
ago at a nets game. It was a small They
had these courtside seats. It was there were small seats.
The courtside seats were tables, and it was four of us.
It was me um, a girl, and it was Bill
Russell and what I believe to be his wife, and
we were elbow to elbow and he didn't even fucking

(01:36:04):
look at me in the face. Okay, now you don't
have to your Bill Russell. I don't care for you.
I'm nobody. But my ship is clean, and I was
shaved and I had a fucking haircut. Bill Russell looks
like a fucking somebody dragged. He looked at somebody dragged
his ass out of listen. Do you think that's rude?

(01:36:26):
That's it. I think that's rude. And I'm saying it
on his part, and I think it's rude that people
are not We're the only one, you know what. I
think it's fucking rude. All the people that are bowing
down to say Bill Russell's the greatest player on in
the planet, then do this. If you love Bill Russell
so much, then say you're the greatest player on the planet.
Look like it. Look like it. Show up with a

(01:36:50):
fucking shave, and and and your your hair fixed, shave,
your ship, your ship. You're out there on public world
of up. But you out there and national television. I
know you're an older gentleman. I and this is not
to be disrespectful about the but just you're the greatest
player ever, and you fans think that he's the greatest

(01:37:11):
player ever, then it is your duty to say Bill Russell.
Mr Russell, Mr eleven championships, nine championships. How many championship
he's got. You need to present yourself like a fucking
gentleman because you don't look right. What I was saying
was what the NBA plays, and I'm gonna funk with
my man Kevin Durant right now. Yo, money, you need
to get some new now on your ship. Word. You

(01:37:34):
can't be in the NBA with peas head. All the
black people know what I'm talking about. Putting the mic there.
He got a fucking peasy head and he's on national television. Yo,
get some new now, get some Murray's Yo waves waves,

(01:37:55):
Jimmy Jackson waves, you're not looking good. Jada Kiss mentioned
you shit is peasy, yo. Kevin Durant, Yeah, we love
Kevin Durant, love Kevin Durant. But you want it easy, man,
You want to fucking television. Yo, we're here. It's two

(01:38:17):
thousand and and uh. You know, there's been so much
going on in the world, so much going on in
the news, so much going on in sports, and so
much going on with the I Am Rappapor podcast. I
don't even know where to start movie. I don't even
know where to fun to start. Generald, where do we start.

(01:38:38):
We did this thing on Bill Russell, and I don't
want to keep talking about Bill Russell, but I have
to fucking defend myself. We gotta start this ship now.
When when you talk about Bill Russell, you gotta you
gotta really be careful because it's it's literally a very
sensitive topic. People that never ever ever have seen a

(01:39:00):
full game that Bill Russell played in live, let alone
on tape. Forget if you saw him live. People who
have never seen a full game of Bill Russell playing
basketball from beginning to end. We'll sit there and tell you,
Michael Rappaport, you don't know a fucking thing about basketball
if you don't think Bill Russell is the best basketball

(01:39:21):
player ever and you never saw him play. We made
some comments about his fucking wig piece. We made some
comments about his whole crop. Unkempt. Oh. The thing is
is that when you talk about Bill Russell, man, I

(01:39:43):
was listen, let's not discuss him maybe or maybe not
being the greatest basketball player ever. I was simply saying,
when the man comes out in public, he should have
his wig piece, his side burns, his neck hairs, his
whole crop ready to be ready for prime time trimmed.

(01:40:09):
What do you think Red Orback would say to Bill
Russell if he was alive today about his whole ship.
I would think Red would say, you're representing the Celtics,
You're representing Larry Bird, John Haveliceck, Bob fucking Cozy. When
they come to the fucking banquets, they look like something.

(01:40:34):
You look like a bum. I don't give a fuck
what the Boston fans are saying and all that. We
don't give a fuck. He's a winner. We are acknowledging
he has a fucking winner. But we have eyesight too,

(01:40:59):
And I'm police saying, you don't have to do it
all year. Obviously you don't like to groom your ship.
But when you show up to give the fucking trophy
at All Star Game, and you show up to give
the trophy in the NBA Finals, just if you don't
want to do it, take your grass down to the
barbershop and hook your ship up. Just because you won

(01:41:22):
ten championships. That's to me. You can't comb your fucking hair.
You can't even see lips. See, that's what's fucked up.
You can't see his lips. Oh shit, all right, So
let's move forward. That's it. We're not talking about the boys.
We're not discussing Bill Russell anymore. That flat ship, that's

(01:41:46):
it podcast. But you you, you were. You were making
fun of me all year because I was all addicted
and into my fantasy football. Yeah, you don't get that ship, right,
I get it. I like it, and and and and
and and I came in second. I've talked about this.

(01:42:08):
I came in second on the Howard Stern fantasy because
if you're gonna do fantasy football, you gotta do the best.
Fa fooi blah blah bah bah bah ba baimooi. Anyway,

(01:42:32):
he beat me in the finals. And uh, Matt Berry,
who was on ESPN, who's the ESPN um, He's the
big guru over the ESPN. Matthew Berry, he prefers. I
didn't know this. All season long. I had been saying
to him, Matt Berry, Matt Berry, Matt Berry. I'd email him,
Matt Berry, fuck you, Matt Berry. I'm gonna fucking bury you.

(01:42:54):
Matt Berry. Get it, get it. And uh, you know,
but I anytime I would say, whether it was nice
or derogatory, it was always Matt Berry. And then I
learned that he likes to be called Matthew Berry. So
I think he thought I was like, he's I think
he assumes that everybody should know. Oh yeah, Matthew Berry

(01:43:15):
doesn't like to be called Matt Berry. Like how the
motherfucker's know that? I don't fucking know are you talking about?
But now we call you Matthew, know what call him?
That's what we call you. Now you never get called Matthew.
Now you now that I know this is something you

(01:43:37):
don't like, You're You're You're never gonna be called Matthew
ever again accentuated, brother, it's matt to tease. Your name
is Matt Berry, Matt Nick. Because let me tell you something.
With this fantasy ship of it, his luck, three percent

(01:43:59):
of it is is doing some research, and two percent
of it it's fucking it happenstance. There's no fucking gurus
in fantasy. Yeah, that's fucking ray. It's it's not fucking
real fantasy. It's football. Anyway. On on the Fan on

(01:44:21):
the Howard Stern Show, they were talking about the season
ending and Gary de la Bonte and and and Howard.
Just the fact that Howard Stern was talking I've been
on the show. But you know, he's so legendary now,
Like I was like, oh, ship, Howard's talking about me.
I've been on the show, I've had dinner with Howard.
But he's so famous, he's so dope. He's like literally

(01:44:44):
literally anyway, I was tripping out. But Gary de la
Bonte said that Matt Barry doesn't respect me as a player,
and I said, you don't playing, no, motherfuckering, it's not
he doesn't respect me as you're fuck You're Matt Berry?
What the fund is you saying? No? But we're fans.

(01:45:04):
I'm just teasing. I'm just I don't think he gets
my humor anyway. I don't think Matt Berry gets my humor,
but I respect him. He's cool. I'm just breaking balls anyway.
Let me my ship is yo. Yeah, what is it? Man?
What do you remember any commercials about viagra when you
was ten years old? No? I do not remember. So

(01:45:27):
how the fuck all of a sudden, motherfucker's couldn't get hard?
There's a problem. No, maybe they couldn't get hard back then,
but there was no let no, there was no there
was no medicine that was created for it. Maybe they
were doing something else to keep that keep their dick brick,
eat some garlic. You know, maybe they tried, but maybe

(01:45:49):
even maybe their ship didn't work. What's your problem with viagra?
Have you ever dropped a v No, because it's so
much side effects? What do you? I know, they're like, oh,
if you if if it ain't hard, it's hard for
five five hours, then you gotta call a doctor. And
if you gotta fucking it's all kind of ship, yo, Yo,

(01:46:11):
if you ever had to, like I've had to, I've
had a colonoscopy and I've had you know, fucking my
body looked at and all that stuff. But if you
have to call a doctor and say, yo, my ship
won't go down, and he's like, what the fund you're
told about? Like, Yo, my fucking dick. If you have
to make that call and you gotta show in show

(01:46:33):
up in there, and your ship is brick hard, and
the doctors like, okay, show it to me, and you
gotta take out a rock hard dick, and the doctor's
gotta grab your rock hard dick. Yo. That is gonna
get fucking weird quick, weird quick, and you're gonna be humiliating.
The doctor's gonna be you know, like grabbing your ship

(01:46:53):
and like, okay, can I touch it? All? Right? Does
this hurt? Can you feel this? But what did they do?
What did they do to I don't know what they do?
But I never thought about it. If you have to
go in there and your ship is brick hard, and
the fucking doctors essentially gonna have to give you a
hand job essentially to check you up, to check you out,

(01:47:14):
he's gonna do that. He's gonna get you know what
that he's gonna grab your grab your ball. What the fuck?
I never ever thought about that. That's the fucking problem
with what the viagra? Yo? Why my ship gotta be
brick for five? I know I'm not. I'm not with

(01:47:35):
it either, man, as far as the sex and and
and like, yo, when I was younger, you'd want to
like put in putting work like an hour and hour,
not even an hour thirty minutes and then freak off
later though it was it was like a big deal.
Like yo, I bust three times. I bust four times,

(01:47:56):
but in thirty minutes. That's a young man's game. I'm
not with all that ship. And you could say that
my fun game isn't good? Cool it's all good. That's fine.
I know how I put it down. But I don't
have time for that ship every day. I gotta, I gotta.
I gotta get on Instagram. I gotta tweet ship, I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta, you know, I gotta do ship.

(01:48:20):
There's games to watch, you know. I gotta have to
have things to do. I gotta pick up my kids.
It's like a whole sure, there's a whole list of
things that I have to do. Nobody fucking for five hours,
motherfucker's is fucking for thirty minute. I didn't check the
clock when I was fucking. I didn't check the clock.
You got about fifteen minutes, yo, fifty It's that's a

(01:48:45):
long that's like sucking being uh an anchor fifteen minutes screen,
it's a long time. A fifteen minute fight, that's Oh,
you will be tiring if if you if you're fucking
for fifteen minutes, you I just want to quate that
to a three round fight. Yes, that's a long time.
So everybody tell you, yo, I'll be no. Don't believe that.

(01:49:08):
I watched myself right thirty minutes tops. And that's and
that's that's a long time. That's because I'm pausing. I'm
taking ship out and I'm just laying on the side
and then they go back in. But it ain't no,
just daddy, fucking your body can't take it. It's gonna

(01:49:30):
fucking explode. You're gonna break that. You're gonna explode and
not not now, you're not gonna bust off. He means
like you're you're gonna have a fucking heart attime. Word.
So mother's yo. That viaggression. Nobody wants to be I
don't want to do that. I don't emergency man, man,
I don't want to do It's uncomfortable. No, I don't

(01:49:52):
want to do that. This is the Iron Rappapor podcast.
You know, everybody knows the news. Great Stewart Scott passed
away ESPN anchor, and uh, you know I didn't. I
didn't want to bring attention to myself. But um, when
I meet him, well I didn't meet him. And actually

(01:50:14):
when I won the Celebrity m v P Trophy, Stewart
Scott gave me the trophy. I remember, and and so
I have. That was that was my little exchange with
Stewart Scott. And that was of course I was like,
oh ship, I couldn't believe I was winning the trophy
because I scored four points, and I couldn't believe that
Stewart Scott was given it him because he gives like

(01:50:35):
the trophy to the to the real game. So he
gave me my little bullshit trophy and that was my uh,
you know, my my pretty much my thing with Stewart Scott.
But yo, Vladi vlady dotty, yo, remember that. I remember
Stu Scott was a trailblazer man. And as far as uh,
we have to acknowledge the importance of hip hop music

(01:50:58):
and hip hop culture. Stewart Scott was spawned. He was
a soul hip hop dude. But he brought hip hop
two sports to esp in two, to the language of
sports commentary. Trailblazer, He trailblazer, he used to say, for
you know, boo yad. But when he remember, he was
like Vladi vlady dotty and he was himself there. So

(01:51:23):
we can acknowledge this man um as being because some
black people get there and they feel they're the minority
and they have to kind of change. But for a
man to get there and be himself, right is saying

(01:51:46):
a lot about him Yeah, true, good point. G Moody
saying a lot about him and being yourself. Right, it's true.
But like, who's an example of of commentators that weren't themselves. Oh, shoot,
we're gonna go to Ryan Gumble. He was the O G.
He's the O G. Greg Gumble is great. But Stewart

(01:52:08):
Scott is a guy who you talk to on the street.
You don't talk to about sports, Brian Kumble. It's not
in that diction, it's not in that that that it's
Stewart Scott. That's why he's a fucking star. That's why
the superstar because, like Susie Colber said, when he was

(01:52:28):
watching the ESPINN, oh, it was a segment of the
population that was excluded, say black people, just say yo,
black people were excluded, and he spoke to them. He
came in and brought that ship to ESPN, and everybody
loved it because everybody loves hip hop. So he's true,

(01:52:49):
he's saying hip hop. Yeah, he was saying hip hop.
He don't he that language. So that's why everybody loves it.
But why these motherfucker's won't just say that. You gotta
speak about race. You have to talk about race. United
States didn't exist, never existed without that racism. In order
to eradicate it, we have to fucking talk about got

(01:53:11):
to talk about races. This is what I would do.
What if I was Obama and his wife you got
you don't got two years left right that last week
or that last year, I'd say, fuck it her and

(01:53:32):
do what Michelle. You're gonna get your braids right, braid
your ship up, be who you are, braided up, and
I'm gonna talk ship to these motherfucker's. Then we're gonna
ride off into the sunset because you don't put up
with eight years of the ship they this and the

(01:53:52):
ship out this motherfucker right. See, the presidency don't matter
when you win it. When you listen, win it, you're
your fair game. Listen, the presidency don't matter because you're
in it. What do you mean because you're in it?
Because a black person is in it. That's why he
dissen them. I got my man g Mouley in here

(01:54:17):
and the verse of the week. I'm going with Big
Daddy Kane the Symphony. Yes, oh you picked a gym,
my brother setting it off, letting it off, beginning rough
to the ending. You've never been in to move to
grow with the smooth Rap Lord. Like a bottle of juice,

(01:54:39):
rhymes are being poured down your ear, crisp and clear.
Its prepared to wear and tear. It's smear. Then I'm
out of here with a mark that you left to
claim because rocking the party, you know it's a small thing.
I ripped many places regular basis a broken down mike,
only traces that I've been there in there at the party.

(01:55:02):
The mic had my print and it was a body,
So take caution. I'm not horsing around and to throw
down clown. I'm taking your son, So just acknowledge the
way that I kick it. Because Rap Rap, If Rap
was a house, you'd be evicted. That that's a game.

(01:55:22):
That's like Ship precursor to jay z Ship. This is
Kane man and dismissed from the microphone, choking on a
bone because Daddy's home and battling me is hazard is
to health. So put a quarter in your ass because
you played yourself like a game in an arcade. You

(01:55:44):
need a far aid. I'm walking the path that made
I'll attend, then begin a speech and reach and teach
so I can let my lyrics blast like a bullet.
My mouth is the gun, suckers, I pull it the trigger.
Your figure. My pockets getting bigger because when it comes

(01:56:06):
to money, YO, grants my nigger. You got the groove,
ulysses Yo Yo. Big Daddy Kane is one of my
favorite fucking guys I saw. Did you ever see this motherfucker?
When he was background guy for BIS Market, He would
like let him get up there and rhyme at the

(01:56:27):
end of the show. And you know, I just like
I told you, he did some ship like like Bear
and I was like, Yo, this dude was rhyming. I
remember I told you this dude was rhyming with Bisy
was good? I didn't. And then when Raw came out,
was it roar or ain't no halfste what was it? Raw?
Probably get into it or set it off? Big Daddy King.

(01:56:51):
He goes in my top five, my top five m
c S. Chris Rock has this movie coming out, It's
called Top Five, and he asks, yeah, these are my
top fives? You fuck you? Could you could say these
top five or you could change them. You could add
to him, these are my top five. Big Daddy came

(01:57:15):
in no particular order. Big Daddy Kane Krs won the
blast Master because you got a dopey I gotta yo.
Harris one was on that ship. He was on that
m C like he really the styles of flipping like
all that. He gotta be up there. Rock him. Who

(01:57:36):
if you didn't hear me talk about this a few
podcasts ago, I just got to meet and it was
like rock him, and I say this with all due respect,
and the best way was frozen in time. He looked
like he was in nine. He looked the same. He
hasn't fucking aged. He he was just as cool as
a motherfucking cucumber. Kane Krs and rock Him, and I

(01:58:02):
still dream about a song being made with the three
of them. That's fucking three. You've got two more left, bro.
I go with nas Escarbar and jay Z as far
as a body of work, jay Z, what about cool J?
Ll cool J is a motherfucker ll cool J. But

(01:58:23):
but you know he's had, he's had, he's had lulls.
Like you know, Llo Cools is like almost like Kobe Bryant,
Like I love Llo Cools, I love Kobe. I fucking
can't stand hello Coolz. Fucking Kobe Man. Cut your fucking hair.
I love Hello cool J, you know, and now like
everybody loves Hello cool J because he's like type. And

(01:58:44):
I say good I did a movie with him, Deep
Blue C. Shout out to Deep Blue C. But as
far as an MC, I mean, obviously you know he's
he's first generation. I mean, ll cool J is iconic.
He's like if you put him under the right beat,
I put him up against anybody right now. I think
just some of the beats that he chooses. But he's
done so much I don't I mean, listen, I got

(01:59:07):
fuck you want to hear my fucking top five? Yeah, yeah,
you go ahead. I got fucking Mellie mel Melvin Glover,
I got fucking Big Daddy, the cool Genius of rap,
Corona Queens in the house, and I fucking got Rock Kim,
who's a cool genius rap rap. You gotta explain that.

(01:59:27):
You can't just say the cool mother is supposed to
know that. You're all those hipsters. You're supposed to know that,
oh oh yeah, they know so much about hip hop.
But that's why I said that, if you know about
hip hop music, if I say the cool genius of rap,
immediately you know that Nathaniel Wilson, cool g rap Now

(01:59:51):
I care my law Yeah, rock him and the blast Master.
Oh now, people say you even now biggies smalls and
we differ opinions on Eminem because for me, now listen,
I don't want to get in any beef with Marshall
Mathers because he's sick. But as a wordsman, as a

(02:00:12):
spure m C, he's he's definitely should be talked about
in the top five. But as a songmaker, I feel like,
and I say this with all due respect, I don't
want Marshall Mathers know I mean nothing about you. I
want you to say anything about me. So I'm saying
this truly, You're you're your top. Eminem as a motherfucker,

(02:00:32):
he's a motherfucker. I say, you're a mother. He's a
hip hop Hall of Famer. But but but I feel
like some of the beats that he chooses are more
bigger and broader than pure hip hop, and I would
like to see, and I say this with all due respect,
Eminem just do a straight boom bap hip hop album
with Pete Rock and fucking Premier Premier Law Professor, fucking ninth,

(02:00:58):
wonder Q Tip could do some beats. Do that ship
like Nas did when he came out. Please do it,
Please do it, because if Eminem did it because of
his popularity, he could change the course of what these
young fuckers are doing in that bullshit. We don't have
to name names, but that that bullshit. A lot of

(02:01:20):
what's going on now is bullshit. But so Eminem, I'm
not I don't want any problems with you. I've never
met you. I'm a humongous are the bad motherfucker man,
You're one of the baddest motherfucker. I'm just saying I
want to hear the beats. He knows what I'm talking about.
Boom bap, boom bap music, boom sound. So if you
have to do a sixth guy in your top five,

(02:01:42):
and it couldn't be someone from my list, who would
it be? So we who? This is? Who we have
lingering around ghost face, We have bust the rhymes we
have um Eminem didn't make your list, Eminem, Eminem, I
have to he said, Yo, he kicks a lot of flash. Yeah,
he gives his fly. Eminem is a motherfun like. That's

(02:02:05):
that's that clever rap shit. That's what it's about. For me. Yeah,
so eminem would be here. So just anstead long story
short here, Buddy M. This is the Iron Wrap for
podcast and we have

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