April 13, 2022 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Only captain on the cock. I gave you the same
Let's go to a man one that for already ready
for during the launch. Whoa, that is one sexy theme song.
(00:36):
Welcome to Welcome to inner World. I'm Jimmy Hernandez, but
you can call me Jim and I am Emily A. Stefan,
but you can call me Um. And this is our podcast,
first episode. Baby, the crowd calls wild. The crowd does
go wild. This has been a long time coming, it
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has I can't believe we're finally here. M baby, are aware?
What's this couch? Tell me about it? This couch? Damn?
Like that? You want to start like I do? Want
to start like that. Let's just go right into it.
And this is actually the couch that had a lot
to do at the beginning of our love story. You
mean where we fell in love, Okay, one of the
places where we fell in love. Yeah, okay. I just
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remember us being on this couch and feeling like every
moment with each other was magic. And now we're sitting
here doing this podcast, sharing it with the world, and
I think that that's a beautiful thing. It's also magic.
It is. Where are we going on this story? The
sound effects. I think that we should introduce ourselves to
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people who don't know who we are. How about if
I introduce you and you introduce me? Okay, okay, you
first though me first? Yeah? You first? Was your idea?
Your first? Go ahead, take a place, gemin you know,
all right? My girlfriend, my beautiful woman, Jeminy Hernandez, not
only beautiful on the outside, beautiful on the inside. From
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a young age, she knew she had something to give
the world. This is my bio. Well, I mean, this
is a really this is going to be a tough
act to follow. I can already tell. Could we just
tone it down a little bit? She's good at legos,
It was good at legos. Away, all right. You are talented,
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a woman of many hats and goals, somebody who wants
to help the world, and it's always putting your stuff
aside to help other people. Beautiful, talented, does not stop
at nothing to get the best final product, does not
stop at nothing. You know what? That was creative liberty
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over here? All right? That was called poetic license. Okay,
what about You're not done? I'm not done. Musician extraordinaire
writer alright, detail oriented, kind, amazing in the kitchen. I'm
not trying to be direct tory towards women, because you
know what I'm saying, I'm the opposite of that thing.
If you're gonna come to this podcast, you're gonna right now,
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what are we baby women? Okay, Emily Emily, Emily Emily
is an alien stuck in a human body, for sure.
For sure. It might be fifteen, might be a hundred
and seven. I really think that the word talented belongs
to you because you are a powerhouse. I mean seriously, woman.
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Sometimes I am just completely in awe of you, not
just behind the drums or behind the piano or playing
guitar or ripping that voice that you have that's like
out of this world, but in other ways, most recently
the host of a talk show that you did the
best on. Maybe I'm biased, but I think you were
the best. You're talking about right now in our own world? Yeah, um,
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an actress, a Grammy nominee. Excuse me, we're both Grammy nominees. Okay,
but you or the one I'm talking about right now,
you're Grammy nom and me. You're kind um, extremely devoted
to your family. The craziest and most devout animal lover
i've ever met ever, which is funny because when I
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met you, you ate meat. But still, you know, we'll
talk about that later. Join us for another episode. I
think we've introduced each other sufficiently. What do you think, Yeah,
more than enough. I don't think they needed to hear
any of that. That's okay, this is our show, so
just welcome. We asked some people online and some friends
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and family to ask us some questions, not just about
a relationship, but also in general. We've compiled a couple
of them, and we'll be ready to ask them in
just a moment. I don't know if i'll be, but
you might be. I'm absolutely ready. I was born ready,
I came ready, I love ready. I think that we
should take turns that way. You know you asked a question,
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I asked a ques. All right, you start, beautiful thing,
I start. Okay, all right, this is gonna be good. Okay,
let's see, let me see it. Okay, this is a
question that we can both answer. We can both answer
all of these. By the way, what do I win? Nothing?
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No money, no key chain of a ghost that I've
seen in another life. Why would you want that? I mean,
why would you not want that the key chain of
a ghost you've seen in another life, for God's sake,
might as well be a ghost from this life. I mean,
if it's a ghost from any life, you want the
key chain. No, that's the question, all right? What? Um? Okay? Okay,
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these are just too juicy. I think we gotta start
with something a little less juicy. M What do you
think is each other's most attractive personality trait? Okay, I
guess I'll go first. Your most attractive Your humor? Wow,
I'm going to say this one that I'm never gonna
say it again, and so if any of you quote me,
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I will deny you can't see it. But I'm brushing
my shoulders off right. Um, you are probably the funniest
person I know. Air sucked out of the wrong. Really,
I think it's your most attractive personality trait? Wow? Thank you?
Do I answer for you? Or do we move on?
You answer for me? To your most attractive personality trait?
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Your loyalty? Ah, you're the most loyal person I know.
Just kidding, You're honesty and loyalty. Can I do it?
Split and do it stereo? Audio fans out there? Can
I do it stereo? That's two different answers. But I'll
take it. I'll take the compliment. I'll take the compliment.
I mean, just keep it going. But you will never
let anybody down that you know in their darkest hour.
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You're there, baby, that's three already. Sorry, alright, do I
get more points? Sir? I see what you're doing there.
I see what you're doing there. Okay. What is the
most random fact that you know? Oh? The cold shoulder.
When you give the cold shoulder, in the past, they
used to mean that you put a cold mutton, which
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is a slab of meat. This is like in the
olden days, you would put a cold slab of meat
on your fireplace when somebody overstayed, They're welcome, and then
when they saw it on the fireplace, they would just leave.
Now we have to tell them to their face. But
before it was a little more passive aggressive. We could
just tell them to leave with a raw meat on
the fireplace. Is that really looking up? Guys? That's really interesting, right,
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I didn't know that you knew that? What about you? Okay?
My most random fact that I know is Numeno ultra
microscopic silical volcano cone osis. Don't speak to me that way.
It's the longest word in the English language. It's a
disease that you get from inhaling silica dust. Don't ask
me why I know that. I just do what silica dust?
I don't know that either. Get here, Um, okay, here's
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a good one. What was the first meal you ever
cooked for me? Or I ever cooked for you? Remember
any of those? Yeah? I remember the first meal like
you cooked for me? How could I ever right now? Look,
thank you so much for listening. Um. Yeah, it was
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a Let me just preface this with I think that
you meant it with the most amount of love possible.
But it was the most pathetic piece of bland toast
and slice of Swiss cheese. Okay, hold on. It was
in a smiley face, Yeah, in a smiley face, But
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it didn't look first glance. It looked like trapezoids. Okay,
either if it were math or it were love. I
arranged shapes on your food. That is, it was algebraic
algebraic love, That's what I'm saying. But algebreak love. Okay,
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that's all I saw about it, girl, Okay, I see
you all right? Oh, what what conspiracy theory do you believe? In.
Oh you come on, Okay, which one, don't it? Chucky
cheese pizza? Oh my god, have you ever noticed that
the Chucky cheese pizza is cut in shapes that don't
match each other. That's right, Pepperoni that doesn't align with
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the other pepperoni. Chucky Cheese takes your pizza, recycled pizza.
You leave CHUCKI Cheese and leave two slices pizza. They
take that two slices, they put it with the pepperoni
they put it with, and then they put it back
in that oven. And that's what you're eating. I'm convinced.
I don't know, man, I'm pretty sure that's illegal. I mean,
not that I stopped anyone before, but I'm pretty sure
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that you can't just like grab pizza from somebody else's stable.
I mean, but whatever, it's a conspiracy theory. My conspiracy
theory is the Mandela fact. And if any of you
tell me that it's not real, then I will say
you must not have a photographic memory like I do,
because I know for the loom Hawd a cornucopia, and
I don't care what anybody says. I know it. I
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just know it in the pit of my soul. I
didn't even know what a cornucopia was if it wasn't
for fruit of the loom. So plain a cornucopias, I
don't know. It's the thing that holds the vegetable cornucopia.
Fruit of the loom had a cornucopia. Right, I'm with you, Okay,
thank you. The Mandel effect is real word an alternate universe.
You guys strapped in exactly your turn. All right, So
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last question of this round. No, I don't think so.
Oh no, We're gonna keep going. Here's a good one.
Do you play music together? Yes? We do? We do. Yes,
we do. We do play music Toga. We didn't always.
And one of the things that I tell and what
is one of the things I tell you all the
time about me playing music with you? I'm not sure. Okay,
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it's okay, because I am. It's that I miss being
a member of your audience. Oh wow, Okay. I have
mentioned this to you because I think that you put
on an incredible show. Well, I have like the best
view in the house because I'm right next to you.
I also have to worry about playing my instrument and singing.
But we do play music together. This is a question
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that I'm interested to find your answer too. Would you
be thrilled to terrified to find a civilization of tiny,
one in people living under your bed? I would be
very happy and thrilled to find a colony of one
tiny people under my bed. Wow, I think I would
be too. And you can blame like this movie that
I can't remember what it's called from disease. I mean,
I'm thinking about the future, and you would called tiny
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band under the bed? What? What are their music so like? Here? Alight?
My answer is yeah, the same as yours. Okay, this
is a clever question. If you punch yourself in the face,
are you weak or are you strong? I think you
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are equally as weak and strong. But the question is
how fast you rise from your own blow? Not's true
about that. I don't think I have anything else I
need to say to be honest with you. All Right,
I skipped over a question here, but I think it's
time that we answer it. They want to know how
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did you and I meet? I was drowning in the
Everglades battling an alligator, and from the side I saw
a snow white Chicago. Chicago nine. The Everygade's got it. Okay,
what's the real story. Look we okay, let's do it
in like ten seconds. I was out to a bar
with a friend, and jam was out to a bar
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with a friend. She left her dog and you will
ride home and my friend had an asthma attack, and
then we made it at the same bar, right, Okay?
Was that halfway there? Yeah? Yeah, what's the rest of
the story. Take away? You missed some details, like, you know,
the fact that I wasn't supposed to be at that bar.
I was supposed to go home. Yeah, and then we
both ended up there somehow. It was called Yeah, And
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I remember I must have like smelled you or something,
because I turned around right when you walked in, and
I remember looking at you when I was like, damns
on you herd, no jokes. Look, listen, You're beautiful. Physique
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is what attracted me to you, but your nerdiness is
what made me stay. So it works out naturally, just
absolutely magnetized to you. I couldn't take my eyes off
of you, and I remember there was a moment where
you must have felt my creepy glare from across the bar,
because you looked over and you kind of gave me
this like at first sight. It was something at first
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sight for sure. And then I remember that I spent like,
you know, ten maybe fifteen minutes just kind of like
look at you. You were being goofy and you were
dancing with your friends, and somebody who that you were with, yes,
came up to me and said hey, started talking to me,
and behind her was in the milky background. Yeah, because
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I was just staring at you. And then I felt
like I was seeing someone that I knew, maybe from
another life. Baby, honestly, I mean laser beam. We locked eyes,
we connected. Nobody could tell me that that day wouldn't
have a connection. No, no, we did. And then I'm
seeing this person go up to you and greet you,
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and I was like, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute,
this is my chance. Let me get behind this and
maybe I'll get somebody in to introduce. Well, we'll hold on,
because then we only said hey, like not even not
even audibly. It was like hi, nice to meet. We
probably did like the Miami kiss. And then what happened
the next day, Jim tell everybody. The next day. The
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next day, I slid into your d M. And because
I remember I'm not you know, I am not usually
the pursuer. I'm usually the pursuit either pursued and I
was like, damn, who was that girl? I mean I
found out who you were because you know, I was
told after, but I didn't care about that. I wanted
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to know who you were and I couldn't get you
out of my mind. And I was like, hey, you know,
this is like not really my character. I don't really
do this, but I think you're really beautiful and I
thought I would reach out to you and you freaking
read it. It's right. And then I said, hey, I
think you're beautiful too. You did, and you said, oh,
I don't know if I'm barking up the wrong tree
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because I didn't know. I mean, you looked so gay,
like just so gay. I mean you had flannel tied
around your waist like you might as well have worn
a flag. Your your head was haf shamed. But I
still on, like I didn't want to be again, I'm
not used to being pursued. Rather, I heard you say
that thanks, okay, well you're special. Well I appreciate that.
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And then I said what I said, Well, girl, you
don't want to date me? Yeah? You did? Did? You said? You.
Actually you said run I did um, which I think
I ran into me. But I just want you to
know for the record, when you left that day and
the door closed behind you, I put my whole hand
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on my face and I said, I'm screwed. I was
completely in love with you. I wanted to kiss you
so bad. I think we've got a good job. I
think we've answered a couple of questions. Yeah, I think
we don't want to give up too much. No, we
can't give up too much. I think we should move
on to the next part of this, which is a
little game I've prepared. I actually have a little sound
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for a game. What do you think? Yeah, I mean, well,
when we're ready to begin, right, yeah, okay, to begin,
we're ready to begin. I'm not gonna be able to
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keep tracking the points. You know I'm going to win,
so we might as well just give that up right now.
That's not cool, whatever you say, Just play this song. Wow,
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I feel official. Okay, So do you remember how this goes? Okay,
we both have questions to ask again? What are questions? Okay?
I can't help you there, and you have to answer
what you think I would say and I would have
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to answer what I think you would say, and then
we can rate each other. We can give each other
a point if we got it right or whatever. Okay,
what was the name of my first dog? Bubbles? I
can't believe you know what? Thank you? I love this girl.
I love this girl, this baby. First of all, I'm
the one that's the most suppressed confident. Okay, okay, Chica baby,
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your first dog? That was my first Okay, got it? Boom, okay, okay, okay, okay.
If I could have any other pet right now, what
would it be? You'd want to praying mantis? Okay, what
would I want? What would I want? A naked cat? Oh,
I'm sorry, wait wait wait wait wait, lizard, a beard, dragon, No, no,
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I mean yes, I'd want all of those, I really would,
but a misogynist mail. Wow, you couldn't pay me to
keep one of those. The answer would be like some
kind of wild cat. Like if I could have any animal,
that's not a wild cat, it's just a naked one
naked cat with an attitude is the naked cat of
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Mayan all you know whatever? Just take the damn point,
all right? So three sure, okay, whatever you say? My
love Okay, what's my dream car? Okay, it's some kind
of sports car. It's a convertible, yeah, I mean yeah,
that's that's like a probably a Porsche convertible, like something sexy,
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something small and sexy, even fast. Go ahead, yeah, and
you you'd want to woody with like some kind of
like sea foamed something like not super in your face
or flamboyable like bad. I just like I feel like
we should date. All Okay, I don't want to want
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to Oh, go ahead, I don't want to go ahead.
It doesn't all right, well it doesn't need to. What
is my full name? Okay? Go you first? What's you're boring?
You don't have a middle name? Freaking parents? I mean
now you're going to go ahead. And Emily Mariko Swillow,
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Stefan And if you say her middle names, it's Mariko Swillow.
And what do you mean by that? Geminy Hernandez, nothing
at all? Whoever knows, We'll figure it out. Okay. Who
was my favorite high school teacher? I had a lot
of famous You're almost there, so sorry, Miss Branch shook
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her out there? Miss Blank? Oh okay, it was miss Blank.
But the golden girls were turning in their graves. I'm
so sorry, miss Black. If you're so, I had a
lot to all my high school teachers. We go wait,
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I have to answer. Okay, go ahead, Mr Wicker, Oh
that's a good one. Was he your favorite? He was?
All right? He's probably watching, thanks, Mr. This is really bad. Okay.
I was about to get out it right now. Did
I ever get suspended in school? And why you did?
I think I think I know why. It was the people. Okay,
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you brought a stink bomb to school because you're a menace.
That was the least of it. That wasn't it. I
thought it was the stink bomb. That was a secondary incident?
What was the primary? Let me just preface that I
was a straight a student. I was a good We
don't need the I'm just saying, April Fools is my day.
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All right, I'm gonna mess with you. I'm gonna mess
with you, all right. Um Casa shout out Miami. Um.
They would sell me capsules of gunpowder? How is that legal?
It wasn't. How old are you? I don't want to
talk about it. Okay, okay, So you would put the
little capsules of gunpowder under like whatever you wanted a
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pen cap Coca cola and then when you live that's
really bad. I know. But here's the thing I didn't know.
I didn't know. I was trying to have a good time,
so it would it would. You would lift something and
literally would be smoked, like like smoke, explosion, powder and
the stink bomb. So they were looking around the school
asking for the quote unquote menaces that did this, and
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I was like, it's me, it's me, sorry, it's me,
and they suspended me a little two foot that's it.
That's all I ever did. It was really harmless. But
I know what did you get suspended for? You're supposed
to answer or else you won't get the boat so far.
By the way, I just want you to know that
I know what I'm gonna be honest with. You've gotten
I've heard a lot of your stories, girly, and you've
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gotten away with a lot of stuff. But I think
you're too smart to get suspended. So I'm going to
say that you've you've got suspended. I've got suspended. Oh
I know what it was for? What was it for?
Selling yo yo's that your grandpa gave to you that
you weren't supposed to sell? I actually didn't get suspended
for that, but they did call mom and tell her
that there was no soliciting it aloud in the school.
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My grandfather bought me those like plastic yoga yo yos
that you that had like the water the liquid in them,
and he bought me a case of them because he's,
you know, the best that way. And I was like,
what can I do? I can flip these and make money,
and so I sold them all for a dollar. That
is not my running. Did you have with the laws
of minor Germania? It wasn't the law, but I guess
it was a law according to me. In eighth grade,
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I was a part of a food fight. Did everybody
else get suspended? Um? Everyone that was part of the
food fight? Yeah? I remember the assistant principal, Mr. Fernandez
was like, I've got a video of you flinging milk
across the cafeteria. I was like, I would never do
such a thing. Well, you know what, let's call her
up right now, there we go, We're called on MS. Okay,
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that's agreed for me and read for you. Oh I've
never heard the red sound and it makes me sad. Well,
here's my question. No, it's Mike. Oh yeah, it is
your question going Okay, I'm just sad from that answer
and from hearing the red sound. I don't know. I
told you I was gonna win. I tried to warn you.
I mean, it's three thousand to two right now, I'm winning. Okay,
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whatever you say, would I become a vampire if given
the option? If so, who would design my cape and
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sleeping coffin? This is a two part question. Okay, the
first part's easy. Can I answer first? Yeah? I know
what you're gonna say. Okay, so you need to hear
me out before you say it. I think that if
you were given the option to become a vampire, you wouldn't.
I think that the mere concept of having to suck
the blood from another human would trouble you so much
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that you'd probably choose death over the vampire. You're so wrong, No,
I would. I would suck the blood out of you
have a million humans. I'm not sucking the blood out
of animals. You escort cockroaches? Have you ever seen me
escort a human out our else? Yes? Because I don't
want them there. I don't like them. Listen, I will
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sit with an animal and talk about whatever. Does the
animal reply, I'm just curious. Point, I don't know. I
think this is up for debate. I really think that
you couldn't. You wouldn't. Here's a problem, like vampires from
different stories, different as the ones that kill humans for
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their blood. Well, the thing is that they're also perks
that come with it, like beautiful skin and immortality. Some
have the ability of flight. You know, I don't want immortality.
I don't want that ship. Okay, so then you don't
want to be of empire. I rest my case, but
I want the designer to define design my coffee. You
can sleep in a coffin without being vampire. Go ahead.
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Oh by the way, I am what's your answer for
my clean sweep ladies? Um? All right, so you would
become a vampire right now? Yes, let's go. I mean,
I don't know. This is an open invitation for the
vampires out there. My neck is available, all right. Here's
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the thing. I feel like this is a trick question
because you love fashion, you love designing, but nobody's better
than you. Baby. So if somebody's designing your coffin or
your cape, let's do this. You would design your cape? No, no, no,
Here I want to I want to hear it. I
don't want the red noise. I don't like the red noise.
I don't want to say it. And and I'm gonna
tell you exactly what my what my answer? All right,
(26:51):
let's talk about you. You're on for the lining of
your coffin. I'm too much. That's too much for the
lineing of your coffin. I'm gonna go over Sachi okay
for the outside. I'm gonna go Balenciaga for the cape.
I'm gonna go you for the makeup. I'm gonna go
Pat McGrath makeup. I was not even thinking that, well,
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you know what, I'm thinking a hippen. I was thinking
i'd have which I think you were closer before, but
that's okay, I'd probably have I would probably design my
coffin and then let somebody else design my my cap
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yet to say probably or I don't know, something cool?
You got your own question, right? Yeah? Somehow? Moving gone?
All right? Should we do two more questions? Let's finish that.
Why I am feeling sad? She just wants the game
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to end because she's losing. I'm winning. The sounds not
all right, whatevert me ask you something. What is my
biggest pet? Peeve um, misogyny, like a sexiest person. Yeah,
I don't like that. What's mine? Lying? Yeah, don't mine
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to me. Don't mine to me, Like, just tell me
the truth, honestly, don't mine to me. That's why I
love you. By the way, either of us have time
for that. I mean, lies just occupy space and time,
and like, either way, the truth comes out, because you know,
that's just the way that life goes. Just don't Okay,
If I could go on a vacation right now, where
would I go? Japan? I would go to Japan. But
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that's not what I had in mind. When I believe
the beast. I live in the belly of the beast. Okay,
what did you have in mind? Do I have to
touch the red? No? No, just trying Japan. I would
love to vacation in Japan right now. But I've been
talking about Jamaica. I haven't mentioned Jamaica, although I love
Jamaica and I would totally vacation there if given the opportunity.
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There's a place that I've been wanting to go to.
It I've been saying, I'm just gonna go take a
solo troop to like Booty come on alright. Clearly Emily
doesn't listen as well as I do. I don't know
how else would you all in the middle of the
United States or to the right, maybe in you're a
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pay Would you like to go suits out more? Would
you like to travel to East Asia? You want to go?
You said it, but no, I don't know if you
meant okay, definitely you're I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I tried.
I tried to guide you, I tried to stop you.
I tried everything. You didn't want the question. The answer
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is Europe. I'd probably go to Spain right now. If
I could get on a flight like right now, I'd
go straight to Spain. Were in Spain? Everywhere read in Spain?
Sits mainly what about wait you okay? If you could
go on vacation right now? I could be wrong, but
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knowing you the way that I know you, I feel
like you would pack the car, pack the dogs and
go to veryl Beach and be near the water. Yeah.
Is that right? Right? Oh? I mean, I'm sorry, it's wrong.
I'm good at this. Added to my resume. Okay, Oh,
if I could watch only one TV show, for the
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rest of time? What would it be? This is so easy. Yeah,
you're right for you, it'd probably be friends. One TV show,
just one. If you say the office, I'm leaving. I'm
just getting up and going. Is it Friends? I'm answering
for you? Is it Friends? I don't know? One team stress.
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Here's the thing. I could like picking one of anything,
but you have to that in and of itself, goes
against artistry. That's the game. Okay. If it's one TV
I feel like I would have to pick like Sesame
Street because when I get old and senile, it'll continue
to keep me sharp. So I'm not gonna go with Friends.
I'm gonna go with an educational program that will give
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me longevity in my intelligence. Is this because you just
want me to get the red button? That's the green button?
I feel like I was you would watch for the
rest of time? What is it? I am breaking figs
and little my memory. I don't watch that. No, okay,
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that's not my my answer. Come on, thig, Come on me.
What do I like? Oh? Rick and Marty hands down?
Like so easy? Rick and Morty all day or day baby?
All right, that'll keep you smart too it Okay? Ricking more.
It keeps you smart and dumb at the same time.
It's incredible. It's incredible that writing. All right, how many
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tattoos do I have? Don't look, I don't. First of all,
I'm not cheating. I'm not all covered like all of
my tattoos. You have three tattoos. You have the the violin,
the f holes on your wrist, you have the quotation
marks on your arm, and you have the B thing
(32:30):
right here. That's three. Are you're right? Okay? You have
your mom's face alien literally the word alien. Oh you're
half sleeve that Gerald Philly Tarald did. That was amazing. Okay,
hold on, you have the mascara brush. It looks like
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I'm a scarabus. Your problem, not mine. Uh. You also
have the scarab also, Feliciano did that. Oh you have
God I love poom cars um. You have the one
that she did. That's six, the Adam How money is that?
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That's seven? Seven? I need more tattoos seven counting. That
would be pretty cool. I mean sure, okay, wait, you
can read this one because I think you ran out
of cards. There you go. How do I say I
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don't like this one either? Baby? Okay? Well, who was
my favorite artist slash entertainer. I think it's Stevie Wonder
or no, actually scratch that, I think the genuine question
hold on. We can also debate this, but I would
bet on me truly, And we don't have to talk
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about why because like obviously we don't talk about we don't,
you know, exposure and like several reasons. I think your favorite,
like really, your favorite artist entertainer is your mom. I
really do. I don't watch you. I don't see you
watch more concert videos or listen to more albums of
any other artists on her I really do. Glorious Stefan,
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that's my answer. I rest my case. She slaps the
couch with it. Am I right, well, I'm gonna I'm
going to dissect that real quick, because you know, we're music.
You're allowed, You're allowed. It's a tough question. You're getting
to know. It's here, guys. We're musicians, were artists in
many many facets. Gem as a visual artist. She's an
audio artist, semin audio artist. I do interpretive dance. You
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also do incredible sketches. No this okay, thank you? Wow?
I think you really mean that? Yes, thank you? I
really mean that you've actually developed your own artistic voice
as an illustrator, which is bonkers is just crazy. Well,
thank you, and thanks for using the word bonkers. Oh
my god, you're on. You're on button probation starting. Okay, guys,
(35:02):
I'm just gonna staple myself anyway. Okay. So here's the thing.
I grew up with the privilege of live music generationally.
My parents are a lot older than me, which has
given me the privilege of being a little said back
in the times of analog music and instruments. I love
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the way the world is going. However, there's a magic
to standing on a stage when there's twenty five musicians vibrating.
It's the same frequency. It's unbelievable. So in my blood
and my guts, I have a root deep inside of
me that is a fan of my mother, because she
showed me what it is to be a musician in
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the face of people who aren't. With that being said,
I love jazz music, I love funk music. I love
Slying the Family Stone, as much as I love Stevie Wonder,
as much as I love James Blake, as much as
I love No No Okay, come on, I mean or
neck Coleman, who's a free jazz artist. I mean, you
can take inspiration from anything, but the important thing is
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to keep listening. So at any given moment, I am
a fan of anybody. Baby. That was a beautiful answer.
Thank you. I wrote it on the inside of my eyelets.
What about you? You tell me who's your favorite artist
or entertainer? The thing is that I'm like better at
playing games than you are. I'm okay, why don't down? No,
(36:30):
I met, I met like musical artists, musical artists, Okay,
who's your favorite musical artists at least right now? Slash
entertainer like in today's day and age. I mean, you're
the one that's supposed to answer that question. But I
feel like it's easy if you know me. Come on,
I mean untouched, untouchable as a vocalist, as a dancer, director,
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I didn't even was allowed to be spoken in this room.
You asked, and I am answering, ladies and ladies and gentlemen.
Beyonce be I feel like we can't even say her name. Honestly,
I can barely say it. Alright, So we're done with
these questions, all right, We've learned, We've we want everybody
to get to know a little bit about us this episode, right, heabe,
(37:20):
I love you. I'm really excited for this venture that
you and I have together. I hope that it helps
everybody out there who's listening, and if not, at least
it'll make you laugh or feel slightly uncomfortable. Yeah, I'm
going to guess the second before the first, but that's okay. Well,
if you want to listen to us again, where can
they hear us? Baby? They can hear us on the
I Heard Radio app, on Apple podcasts or wherever they
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get their podcasts exactly. And if not, you can hear
us on another planet. Oh my gosh, you're gonna have
to take these books. That's enough. Thank you for listening
to in our own world. Don't forget to follow us
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Only captain on the cock. I gave you the same
Let's go to a man one that for already ready
for during the launch. Whoa, that is one sexy theme song.
(00:36):
Welcome to Welcome to inner World. I'm Jimmy Hernandez, but
you can call me Jim and I am Emily A. Stefan,
but you can call me Um. And this is our podcast,
first episode. Baby, the crowd calls wild. The crowd does
go wild. This has been a long time coming, it
(00:56):
has I can't believe we're finally here. M baby, are aware?
What's this couch? Tell me about it? This couch? Damn?
Like that? You want to start like I do? Want
to start like that. Let's just go right into it.
And this is actually the couch that had a lot
to do at the beginning of our love story. You
mean where we fell in love, Okay, one of the
places where we fell in love. Yeah, okay. I just
(01:19):
remember us being on this couch and feeling like every
moment with each other was magic. And now we're sitting
here doing this podcast, sharing it with the world, and
I think that that's a beautiful thing. It's also magic.
It is. Where are we going on this story? The
sound effects. I think that we should introduce ourselves to
(01:42):
people who don't know who we are. How about if
I introduce you and you introduce me? Okay, okay, you
first though me first? Yeah? You first? Was your idea?
Your first? Go ahead, take a place, gemin you know,
all right? My girlfriend, my beautiful woman, Jeminy Hernandez, not
only beautiful on the outside, beautiful on the inside. From
(02:03):
a young age, she knew she had something to give
the world. This is my bio. Well, I mean, this
is a really this is going to be a tough
act to follow. I can already tell. Could we just
tone it down a little bit? She's good at legos,
It was good at legos. Away, all right. You are talented,
(02:24):
a woman of many hats and goals, somebody who wants
to help the world, and it's always putting your stuff
aside to help other people. Beautiful, talented, does not stop
at nothing to get the best final product, does not
stop at nothing. You know what? That was creative liberty
(02:44):
over here? All right? That was called poetic license. Okay,
what about You're not done? I'm not done. Musician extraordinaire
writer alright, detail oriented, kind, amazing in the kitchen. I'm
not trying to be direct tory towards women, because you
know what I'm saying, I'm the opposite of that thing.
If you're gonna come to this podcast, you're gonna right now,
(03:05):
what are we baby women? Okay, Emily Emily, Emily Emily
is an alien stuck in a human body, for sure.
For sure. It might be fifteen, might be a hundred
and seven. I really think that the word talented belongs
to you because you are a powerhouse. I mean seriously, woman.
(03:27):
Sometimes I am just completely in awe of you, not
just behind the drums or behind the piano or playing
guitar or ripping that voice that you have that's like
out of this world, but in other ways, most recently
the host of a talk show that you did the
best on. Maybe I'm biased, but I think you were
the best. You're talking about right now in our own world? Yeah, um,
(03:53):
an actress, a Grammy nominee. Excuse me, we're both Grammy nominees. Okay,
but you or the one I'm talking about right now,
you're Grammy nom and me. You're kind um, extremely devoted
to your family. The craziest and most devout animal lover
i've ever met ever, which is funny because when I
(04:14):
met you, you ate meat. But still, you know, we'll
talk about that later. Join us for another episode. I
think we've introduced each other sufficiently. What do you think, Yeah,
more than enough. I don't think they needed to hear
any of that. That's okay, this is our show, so
just welcome. We asked some people online and some friends
(04:37):
and family to ask us some questions, not just about
a relationship, but also in general. We've compiled a couple
of them, and we'll be ready to ask them in
just a moment. I don't know if i'll be, but
you might be. I'm absolutely ready. I was born ready,
I came ready, I love ready. I think that we
should take turns that way. You know you asked a question,
(04:59):
I asked a ques. All right, you start, beautiful thing,
I start. Okay, all right, this is gonna be good. Okay,
let's see, let me see it. Okay, this is a
question that we can both answer. We can both answer
all of these. By the way, what do I win? Nothing?
(05:20):
No money, no key chain of a ghost that I've
seen in another life. Why would you want that? I mean,
why would you not want that the key chain of
a ghost you've seen in another life, for God's sake,
might as well be a ghost from this life. I mean,
if it's a ghost from any life, you want the
key chain. No, that's the question, all right? What? Um? Okay? Okay,
(05:43):
these are just too juicy. I think we gotta start
with something a little less juicy. M What do you
think is each other's most attractive personality trait? Okay, I
guess I'll go first. Your most attractive Your humor? Wow,
I'm going to say this one that I'm never gonna
say it again, and so if any of you quote me,
(06:04):
I will deny you can't see it. But I'm brushing
my shoulders off right. Um, you are probably the funniest
person I know. Air sucked out of the wrong. Really,
I think it's your most attractive personality trait? Wow? Thank you?
Do I answer for you? Or do we move on?
You answer for me? To your most attractive personality trait?
(06:31):
Your loyalty? Ah, you're the most loyal person I know.
Just kidding, You're honesty and loyalty. Can I do it?
Split and do it stereo? Audio fans out there? Can
I do it stereo? That's two different answers. But I'll
take it. I'll take the compliment. I'll take the compliment.
I mean, just keep it going. But you will never
let anybody down that you know in their darkest hour.
(06:51):
You're there, baby, that's three already. Sorry, alright, do I
get more points? Sir? I see what you're doing there.
I see what you're doing there. Okay. What is the
most random fact that you know? Oh? The cold shoulder.
When you give the cold shoulder, in the past, they
used to mean that you put a cold mutton, which
(07:12):
is a slab of meat. This is like in the
olden days, you would put a cold slab of meat
on your fireplace when somebody overstayed, They're welcome, and then
when they saw it on the fireplace, they would just leave.
Now we have to tell them to their face. But
before it was a little more passive aggressive. We could
just tell them to leave with a raw meat on
the fireplace. Is that really looking up? Guys? That's really interesting, right,
(07:37):
I didn't know that you knew that? What about you? Okay?
My most random fact that I know is Numeno ultra
microscopic silical volcano cone osis. Don't speak to me that way.
It's the longest word in the English language. It's a
disease that you get from inhaling silica dust. Don't ask
me why I know that. I just do what silica dust?
I don't know that either. Get here, Um, okay, here's
(08:04):
a good one. What was the first meal you ever
cooked for me? Or I ever cooked for you? Remember
any of those? Yeah? I remember the first meal like
you cooked for me? How could I ever right now? Look,
thank you so much for listening. Um. Yeah, it was
(08:25):
a Let me just preface this with I think that
you meant it with the most amount of love possible.
But it was the most pathetic piece of bland toast
and slice of Swiss cheese. Okay, hold on. It was
in a smiley face, Yeah, in a smiley face, But
(08:45):
it didn't look first glance. It looked like trapezoids. Okay,
either if it were math or it were love. I
arranged shapes on your food. That is, it was algebraic
algebraic love, That's what I'm saying. But algebreak love. Okay,
(09:06):
that's all I saw about it, girl, Okay, I see
you all right? Oh, what what conspiracy theory do you believe? In.
Oh you come on, Okay, which one, don't it? Chucky
cheese pizza? Oh my god, have you ever noticed that
the Chucky cheese pizza is cut in shapes that don't
match each other. That's right, Pepperoni that doesn't align with
(09:28):
the other pepperoni. Chucky Cheese takes your pizza, recycled pizza.
You leave CHUCKI Cheese and leave two slices pizza. They
take that two slices, they put it with the pepperoni
they put it with, and then they put it back
in that oven. And that's what you're eating. I'm convinced.
I don't know, man, I'm pretty sure that's illegal. I mean,
not that I stopped anyone before, but I'm pretty sure
(09:49):
that you can't just like grab pizza from somebody else's stable.
I mean, but whatever, it's a conspiracy theory. My conspiracy
theory is the Mandela fact. And if any of you
tell me that it's not real, then I will say
you must not have a photographic memory like I do,
because I know for the loom Hawd a cornucopia, and
I don't care what anybody says. I know it. I
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just know it in the pit of my soul. I
didn't even know what a cornucopia was if it wasn't
for fruit of the loom. So plain a cornucopias, I
don't know. It's the thing that holds the vegetable cornucopia.
Fruit of the loom had a cornucopia. Right, I'm with you, Okay,
thank you. The Mandel effect is real word an alternate universe.
You guys strapped in exactly your turn. All right, So
(10:31):
last question of this round. No, I don't think so.
Oh no, We're gonna keep going. Here's a good one.
Do you play music together? Yes? We do? We do. Yes,
we do. We do play music Toga. We didn't always.
And one of the things that I tell and what
is one of the things I tell you all the
time about me playing music with you? I'm not sure. Okay,
(10:55):
it's okay, because I am. It's that I miss being
a member of your audience. Oh wow, Okay. I have
mentioned this to you because I think that you put
on an incredible show. Well, I have like the best
view in the house because I'm right next to you.
I also have to worry about playing my instrument and singing.
But we do play music together. This is a question
(11:18):
that I'm interested to find your answer too. Would you
be thrilled to terrified to find a civilization of tiny,
one in people living under your bed? I would be
very happy and thrilled to find a colony of one
tiny people under my bed. Wow, I think I would
be too. And you can blame like this movie that
I can't remember what it's called from disease. I mean,
I'm thinking about the future, and you would called tiny
(11:40):
band under the bed? What? What are their music so like? Here? Alight?
My answer is yeah, the same as yours. Okay, this
is a clever question. If you punch yourself in the face,
are you weak or are you strong? I think you
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are equally as weak and strong. But the question is
how fast you rise from your own blow? Not's true
about that. I don't think I have anything else I
need to say to be honest with you. All Right,
I skipped over a question here, but I think it's
time that we answer it. They want to know how
(12:24):
did you and I meet? I was drowning in the
Everglades battling an alligator, and from the side I saw
a snow white Chicago. Chicago nine. The Everygade's got it. Okay,
what's the real story. Look we okay, let's do it
in like ten seconds. I was out to a bar
with a friend, and jam was out to a bar
(12:46):
with a friend. She left her dog and you will
ride home and my friend had an asthma attack, and
then we made it at the same bar, right, Okay?
Was that halfway there? Yeah? Yeah, what's the rest of
the story. Take away? You missed some details, like, you know,
the fact that I wasn't supposed to be at that bar.
I was supposed to go home. Yeah, and then we
both ended up there somehow. It was called Yeah, And
(13:14):
I remember I must have like smelled you or something,
because I turned around right when you walked in, and
I remember looking at you when I was like, damns
on you herd, no jokes. Look, listen, You're beautiful. Physique
(13:34):
is what attracted me to you, but your nerdiness is
what made me stay. So it works out naturally, just
absolutely magnetized to you. I couldn't take my eyes off
of you, and I remember there was a moment where
you must have felt my creepy glare from across the bar,
because you looked over and you kind of gave me
this like at first sight. It was something at first
(13:56):
sight for sure. And then I remember that I spent like,
you know, ten maybe fifteen minutes just kind of like
look at you. You were being goofy and you were
dancing with your friends, and somebody who that you were with, yes,
came up to me and said hey, started talking to me,
and behind her was in the milky background. Yeah, because
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I was just staring at you. And then I felt
like I was seeing someone that I knew, maybe from
another life. Baby, honestly, I mean laser beam. We locked eyes,
we connected. Nobody could tell me that that day wouldn't
have a connection. No, no, we did. And then I'm
seeing this person go up to you and greet you,
(14:42):
and I was like, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute,
this is my chance. Let me get behind this and
maybe I'll get somebody in to introduce. Well, we'll hold on,
because then we only said hey, like not even not
even audibly. It was like hi, nice to meet. We
probably did like the Miami kiss. And then what happened
the next day, Jim tell everybody. The next day. The
(15:05):
next day, I slid into your d M. And because
I remember I'm not you know, I am not usually
the pursuer. I'm usually the pursuit either pursued and I
was like, damn, who was that girl? I mean I
found out who you were because you know, I was
told after, but I didn't care about that. I wanted
(15:27):
to know who you were and I couldn't get you
out of my mind. And I was like, hey, you know,
this is like not really my character. I don't really
do this, but I think you're really beautiful and I
thought I would reach out to you and you freaking
read it. It's right. And then I said, hey, I
think you're beautiful too. You did, and you said, oh,
I don't know if I'm barking up the wrong tree
(15:48):
because I didn't know. I mean, you looked so gay,
like just so gay. I mean you had flannel tied
around your waist like you might as well have worn
a flag. Your your head was haf shamed. But I
still on, like I didn't want to be again, I'm
not used to being pursued. Rather, I heard you say
that thanks, okay, well you're special. Well I appreciate that.
(16:09):
And then I said what I said, Well, girl, you
don't want to date me? Yeah? You did? Did? You said? You.
Actually you said run I did um, which I think
I ran into me. But I just want you to
know for the record, when you left that day and
the door closed behind you, I put my whole hand
(16:33):
on my face and I said, I'm screwed. I was
completely in love with you. I wanted to kiss you
so bad. I think we've got a good job. I
think we've answered a couple of questions. Yeah, I think
we don't want to give up too much. No, we
can't give up too much. I think we should move
on to the next part of this, which is a
little game I've prepared. I actually have a little sound
(16:54):
for a game. What do you think? Yeah, I mean, well,
when we're ready to begin, right, yeah, okay, to begin,
we're ready to begin. I'm not gonna be able to
(17:16):
keep tracking the points. You know I'm going to win,
so we might as well just give that up right now.
That's not cool, whatever you say, Just play this song. Wow,
(17:36):
I feel official. Okay, So do you remember how this goes? Okay,
we both have questions to ask again? What are questions? Okay?
I can't help you there, and you have to answer
what you think I would say and I would have
(17:57):
to answer what I think you would say, and then
we can rate each other. We can give each other
a point if we got it right or whatever. Okay,
what was the name of my first dog? Bubbles? I
can't believe you know what? Thank you? I love this girl.
I love this girl, this baby. First of all, I'm
the one that's the most suppressed confident. Okay, okay, Chica baby,
(18:24):
your first dog? That was my first Okay, got it? Boom, okay, okay, okay, okay.
If I could have any other pet right now, what
would it be? You'd want to praying mantis? Okay, what
would I want? What would I want? A naked cat? Oh,
I'm sorry, wait wait wait wait wait, lizard, a beard, dragon, No, no,
(18:48):
I mean yes, I'd want all of those, I really would,
but a misogynist mail. Wow, you couldn't pay me to
keep one of those. The answer would be like some
kind of wild cat. Like if I could have any animal,
that's not a wild cat, it's just a naked one
naked cat with an attitude is the naked cat of
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Mayan all you know whatever? Just take the damn point,
all right? So three sure, okay, whatever you say? My
love Okay, what's my dream car? Okay, it's some kind
of sports car. It's a convertible, yeah, I mean yeah,
that's that's like a probably a Porsche convertible, like something sexy,
(19:35):
something small and sexy, even fast. Go ahead, yeah, and
you you'd want to woody with like some kind of
like sea foamed something like not super in your face
or flamboyable like bad. I just like I feel like
we should date. All Okay, I don't want to want
(19:59):
to Oh, go ahead, I don't want to go ahead.
It doesn't all right, well it doesn't need to. What
is my full name? Okay? Go you first? What's you're boring?
You don't have a middle name? Freaking parents? I mean
now you're going to go ahead. And Emily Mariko Swillow,
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Stefan And if you say her middle names, it's Mariko Swillow.
And what do you mean by that? Geminy Hernandez, nothing
at all? Whoever knows, We'll figure it out. Okay. Who
was my favorite high school teacher? I had a lot
of famous You're almost there, so sorry, Miss Branch shook
(20:46):
her out there? Miss Blank? Oh okay, it was miss Blank.
But the golden girls were turning in their graves. I'm
so sorry, miss Black. If you're so, I had a
lot to all my high school teachers. We go wait,
(21:07):
I have to answer. Okay, go ahead, Mr Wicker, Oh
that's a good one. Was he your favorite? He was?
All right? He's probably watching, thanks, Mr. This is really bad. Okay.
I was about to get out it right now. Did
I ever get suspended in school? And why you did?
I think I think I know why. It was the people. Okay,
(21:31):
you brought a stink bomb to school because you're a menace.
That was the least of it. That wasn't it. I
thought it was the stink bomb. That was a secondary incident?
What was the primary? Let me just preface that I
was a straight a student. I was a good We
don't need the I'm just saying, April Fools is my day.
(21:51):
All right, I'm gonna mess with you. I'm gonna mess
with you, all right. Um Casa shout out Miami. Um.
They would sell me capsules of gunpowder? How is that legal?
It wasn't. How old are you? I don't want to
talk about it. Okay, okay, So you would put the
little capsules of gunpowder under like whatever you wanted a
(22:11):
pen cap Coca cola and then when you live that's
really bad. I know. But here's the thing I didn't know.
I didn't know. I was trying to have a good time,
so it would it would. You would lift something and
literally would be smoked, like like smoke, explosion, powder and
the stink bomb. So they were looking around the school
asking for the quote unquote menaces that did this, and
(22:34):
I was like, it's me, it's me, sorry, it's me,
and they suspended me a little two foot that's it.
That's all I ever did. It was really harmless. But
I know what did you get suspended for? You're supposed
to answer or else you won't get the boat so far.
By the way, I just want you to know that
I know what I'm gonna be honest with. You've gotten
I've heard a lot of your stories, girly, and you've
(22:54):
gotten away with a lot of stuff. But I think
you're too smart to get suspended. So I'm going to
say that you've you've got suspended. I've got suspended. Oh
I know what it was for? What was it for?
Selling yo yo's that your grandpa gave to you that
you weren't supposed to sell? I actually didn't get suspended
for that, but they did call mom and tell her
that there was no soliciting it aloud in the school.
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My grandfather bought me those like plastic yoga yo yos
that you that had like the water the liquid in them,
and he bought me a case of them because he's,
you know, the best that way. And I was like,
what can I do? I can flip these and make money,
and so I sold them all for a dollar. That
is not my running. Did you have with the laws
of minor Germania? It wasn't the law, but I guess
it was a law according to me. In eighth grade,
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I was a part of a food fight. Did everybody
else get suspended? Um? Everyone that was part of the
food fight? Yeah? I remember the assistant principal, Mr. Fernandez
was like, I've got a video of you flinging milk
across the cafeteria. I was like, I would never do
such a thing. Well, you know what, let's call her
up right now, there we go, We're called on MS. Okay,
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that's agreed for me and read for you. Oh I've
never heard the red sound and it makes me sad. Well,
here's my question. No, it's Mike. Oh yeah, it is
your question going Okay, I'm just sad from that answer
and from hearing the red sound. I don't know. I
told you I was gonna win. I tried to warn you.
I mean, it's three thousand to two right now, I'm winning. Okay,
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whatever you say, would I become a vampire if given
the option? If so, who would design my cape and
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sleeping coffin? This is a two part question. Okay, the
first part's easy. Can I answer first? Yeah? I know
what you're gonna say. Okay, so you need to hear
me out before you say it. I think that if
you were given the option to become a vampire, you wouldn't.
I think that the mere concept of having to suck
the blood from another human would trouble you so much
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that you'd probably choose death over the vampire. You're so wrong, No,
I would. I would suck the blood out of you
have a million humans. I'm not sucking the blood out
of animals. You escort cockroaches? Have you ever seen me
escort a human out our else? Yes? Because I don't
want them there. I don't like them. Listen, I will
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sit with an animal and talk about whatever. Does the
animal reply, I'm just curious. Point, I don't know. I
think this is up for debate. I really think that
you couldn't. You wouldn't. Here's a problem, like vampires from
different stories, different as the ones that kill humans for
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their blood. Well, the thing is that they're also perks
that come with it, like beautiful skin and immortality. Some
have the ability of flight. You know, I don't want immortality.
I don't want that ship. Okay, so then you don't
want to be of empire. I rest my case, but
I want the designer to define design my coffee. You
can sleep in a coffin without being vampire. Go ahead.
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Oh by the way, I am what's your answer for
my clean sweep ladies? Um? All right, so you would
become a vampire right now? Yes, let's go. I mean,
I don't know. This is an open invitation for the
vampires out there. My neck is available, all right. Here's
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the thing. I feel like this is a trick question
because you love fashion, you love designing, but nobody's better
than you. Baby. So if somebody's designing your coffin or
your cape, let's do this. You would design your cape? No, no, no,
Here I want to I want to hear it. I
don't want the red noise. I don't like the red noise.
I don't want to say it. And and I'm gonna
tell you exactly what my what my answer? All right,
(26:51):
let's talk about you. You're on for the lining of
your coffin. I'm too much. That's too much for the
lineing of your coffin. I'm gonna go over Sachi okay
for the outside. I'm gonna go Balenciaga for the cape.
I'm gonna go you for the makeup. I'm gonna go
Pat McGrath makeup. I was not even thinking that, well,
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you know what, I'm thinking a hippen. I was thinking
i'd have which I think you were closer before, but
that's okay, I'd probably have I would probably design my
coffin and then let somebody else design my my cap
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yet to say probably or I don't know, something cool?
You got your own question, right? Yeah? Somehow? Moving gone?
All right? Should we do two more questions? Let's finish that.
Why I am feeling sad? She just wants the game
(27:58):
to end because she's losing. I'm winning. The sounds not
all right, whatevert me ask you something. What is my
biggest pet? Peeve um, misogyny, like a sexiest person. Yeah,
I don't like that. What's mine? Lying? Yeah, don't mine
(28:26):
to me. Don't mine to me, Like, just tell me
the truth, honestly, don't mine to me. That's why I
love you. By the way, either of us have time
for that. I mean, lies just occupy space and time,
and like, either way, the truth comes out, because you know,
that's just the way that life goes. Just don't Okay,
If I could go on a vacation right now, where
would I go? Japan? I would go to Japan. But
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that's not what I had in mind. When I believe
the beast. I live in the belly of the beast. Okay,
what did you have in mind? Do I have to
touch the red? No? No, just trying Japan. I would
love to vacation in Japan right now. But I've been
talking about Jamaica. I haven't mentioned Jamaica, although I love
Jamaica and I would totally vacation there if given the opportunity.
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There's a place that I've been wanting to go to.
It I've been saying, I'm just gonna go take a
solo troop to like Booty come on alright. Clearly Emily
doesn't listen as well as I do. I don't know
how else would you all in the middle of the
United States or to the right, maybe in you're a
(29:31):
pay Would you like to go suits out more? Would
you like to travel to East Asia? You want to go?
You said it, but no, I don't know if you
meant okay, definitely you're I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I tried.
I tried to guide you, I tried to stop you.
I tried everything. You didn't want the question. The answer
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is Europe. I'd probably go to Spain right now. If
I could get on a flight like right now, I'd
go straight to Spain. Were in Spain? Everywhere read in Spain?
Sits mainly what about wait you okay? If you could
go on vacation right now? I could be wrong, but
(30:16):
knowing you the way that I know you, I feel
like you would pack the car, pack the dogs and
go to veryl Beach and be near the water. Yeah.
Is that right? Right? Oh? I mean, I'm sorry, it's wrong.
I'm good at this. Added to my resume. Okay, Oh,
if I could watch only one TV show, for the
(30:38):
rest of time? What would it be? This is so easy. Yeah,
you're right for you, it'd probably be friends. One TV show,
just one. If you say the office, I'm leaving. I'm
just getting up and going. Is it Friends? I'm answering
for you? Is it Friends? I don't know? One team stress.
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Here's the thing. I could like picking one of anything,
but you have to that in and of itself, goes
against artistry. That's the game. Okay. If it's one TV
I feel like I would have to pick like Sesame
Street because when I get old and senile, it'll continue
to keep me sharp. So I'm not gonna go with Friends.
I'm gonna go with an educational program that will give
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me longevity in my intelligence. Is this because you just
want me to get the red button? That's the green button?
I feel like I was you would watch for the
rest of time? What is it? I am breaking figs
and little my memory. I don't watch that. No, okay,
(31:48):
that's not my my answer. Come on, thig, Come on me.
What do I like? Oh? Rick and Marty hands down?
Like so easy? Rick and Morty all day or day baby?
All right, that'll keep you smart too it Okay? Ricking more.
It keeps you smart and dumb at the same time.
It's incredible. It's incredible that writing. All right, how many
(32:09):
tattoos do I have? Don't look, I don't. First of all,
I'm not cheating. I'm not all covered like all of
my tattoos. You have three tattoos. You have the the violin,
the f holes on your wrist, you have the quotation
marks on your arm, and you have the B thing
(32:30):
right here. That's three. Are you're right? Okay? You have
your mom's face alien literally the word alien. Oh you're
half sleeve that Gerald Philly Tarald did. That was amazing. Okay,
hold on, you have the mascara brush. It looks like
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I'm a scarabus. Your problem, not mine. Uh. You also
have the scarab also, Feliciano did that. Oh you have
God I love poom cars um. You have the one
that she did. That's six, the Adam How money is that?
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That's seven? Seven? I need more tattoos seven counting. That
would be pretty cool. I mean sure, okay, wait, you
can read this one because I think you ran out
of cards. There you go. How do I say I
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don't like this one either? Baby? Okay? Well, who was
my favorite artist slash entertainer. I think it's Stevie Wonder
or no, actually scratch that, I think the genuine question
hold on. We can also debate this, but I would
bet on me truly, And we don't have to talk
(33:59):
about why because like obviously we don't talk about we don't,
you know, exposure and like several reasons. I think your favorite,
like really, your favorite artist entertainer is your mom. I
really do. I don't watch you. I don't see you
watch more concert videos or listen to more albums of
any other artists on her I really do. Glorious Stefan,
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that's my answer. I rest my case. She slaps the
couch with it. Am I right, well, I'm gonna I'm
going to dissect that real quick, because you know, we're music.
You're allowed, You're allowed. It's a tough question. You're getting
to know. It's here, guys. We're musicians, were artists in
many many facets. Gem as a visual artist. She's an
audio artist, semin audio artist. I do interpretive dance. You
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also do incredible sketches. No this okay, thank you? Wow?
I think you really mean that? Yes, thank you? I
really mean that you've actually developed your own artistic voice
as an illustrator, which is bonkers is just crazy. Well,
thank you, and thanks for using the word bonkers. Oh
my god, you're on. You're on button probation starting. Okay, guys,
(35:02):
I'm just gonna staple myself anyway. Okay. So here's the thing.
I grew up with the privilege of live music generationally.
My parents are a lot older than me, which has
given me the privilege of being a little said back
in the times of analog music and instruments. I love
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the way the world is going. However, there's a magic
to standing on a stage when there's twenty five musicians vibrating.
It's the same frequency. It's unbelievable. So in my blood
and my guts, I have a root deep inside of
me that is a fan of my mother, because she
showed me what it is to be a musician in
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the face of people who aren't. With that being said,
I love jazz music, I love funk music. I love
Slying the Family Stone, as much as I love Stevie Wonder,
as much as I love James Blake, as much as
I love No No Okay, come on, I mean or
neck Coleman, who's a free jazz artist. I mean, you
can take inspiration from anything, but the important thing is
(36:07):
to keep listening. So at any given moment, I am
a fan of anybody. Baby. That was a beautiful answer.
Thank you. I wrote it on the inside of my eyelets.
What about you? You tell me who's your favorite artist
or entertainer? The thing is that I'm like better at
playing games than you are. I'm okay, why don't down? No,
(36:30):
I met, I met like musical artists, musical artists, Okay,
who's your favorite musical artists at least right now? Slash
entertainer like in today's day and age. I mean, you're
the one that's supposed to answer that question. But I
feel like it's easy if you know me. Come on,
I mean untouched, untouchable as a vocalist, as a dancer, director,
(36:57):
I didn't even was allowed to be spoken in this room.
You asked, and I am answering, ladies and ladies and gentlemen.
Beyonce be I feel like we can't even say her name. Honestly,
I can barely say it. Alright, So we're done with
these questions, all right, We've learned, We've we want everybody
to get to know a little bit about us this episode, right, heabe,
(37:20):
I love you. I'm really excited for this venture that
you and I have together. I hope that it helps
everybody out there who's listening, and if not, at least
it'll make you laugh or feel slightly uncomfortable. Yeah, I'm
going to guess the second before the first, but that's okay. Well,
if you want to listen to us again, where can
they hear us? Baby? They can hear us on the
I Heard Radio app, on Apple podcasts or wherever they
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get their podcasts exactly. And if not, you can hear
us on another planet. Oh my gosh, you're gonna have
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