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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh my god, I'm hearing the Kim Zoziak and Kroy
are getting divorced. That's a bummer. That's a bummer. They
had a good run, but bankruptcy and houses going into
foreclosure and money is a big problem in relationships, and
she needs to keep up with the Jones as they
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are not able to keep up with the Joneses. Her
show isn't on anymore. That means that there's no money
to run that program. And it's still there was no
money to run that program. He didn't make enough money
on that show. He didn't make enough money in football.
She didn't make enough money on that show. I know,
you know, I know what she was making. And that's
not going to sustain this lifestyle for years. She's got
two daughters that I know of, and younger kids too,
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and the daughters look expensive. It's expensive to be me,
like they look expensive with the lips, the hair, the boots, filler,
the everything, the everything that labels, and it's expensive to
be them. That should be their next show. And it
must be a lot of pressure. I don't know anything
about their relationship. It must be a lot of pressure. Also,
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like living your life in the public, like getting married
on TV, leaving the relationship on TV. It's not a life.
It's not a life, it's a room, it's a it's
a road to divorce. Paul wouldn't do it for one minute,
one day. It's a road to divorce. You get excited
about a wedding you're having and you're not even entirely
sure how excited you are at the wedding or the
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planning of it with the audience, like it's all so
larger than life, Like you're planning and doing for them,
and like the flowers are over the top, and it's
the media and it's the paparazzi. I look at Sophia
Richie right now, and like she's showing everything. She's showing
her wedding outfit, and she's showing her house, and she's
showing her honeymoon and she's making a cocktail with us,
and like you're on your honeymoon, like go be like
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do your makeup with us? Fine, but like she's taking
us on a date night with her guy. Like it's
not great. It's not a good idea. It's not a
good idea. I'm just saying it right now. I don't
care if it's who everyone loves more than anything right now,
or if it's Kim Zolziak, it's just a fucking recipue
for disaster. I'm telling you right now, live your life
quietly in your relationship. It's too much. I've done it.
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I got married on TV, and I had major doubts
before doing it, and part of my like I thought,
part of my thought process was definitely like, oh my god,
I'm gonna be the laughing stock. I'm gonna be on
TV and like I'm gonna this show and I'm gonna
break up on the show, break up with him, and
like feel so shameful I did not. Yeah, it was
a disaster and doing it on TV and like the
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producers want to piece you and then you're like feeling
gross because you're shooting your private life personal they wanted
me to, but they wanted me to shoot the fucking proposal,
which many people do, like show that that's a most
Paul would never share that moment, Like it's just wrong,
like talk about your intimacy, talking about your life, talking
about you money, being on TV, talking about your problems,
cameras in your house all the time. It is not
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a life. Marriage is fragile and hard and sacred and
impossible for anyone. It is impossible. Two different people from
two different walks of life. They're two different species that
grew up differently, different cultures, different habits, different desires, different wants,
different needs, different thoughts about money and sex and religion.
And then you're gonna fucking add reality and spotlights to it.
It's a disaster. It's a nightmare. Kim Gardashian failed miserably
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at it. It's a disaster, and I love that, Like
Courtney and her and her guy calmed down the media,
Oh I forgot machine gun. Kelly and Megan Fox like,
oh gushing, and we're so in love and we're drinking
each other's blood and we're tattooing each other and we're
perfect and fucking flaw us and gag us with your love.
And then he's cheating on her Adam Levine and his
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wife and like then he's cheating on her Tiger Woods, like,
sit down and shut the fuck up and have your
private relationship. Oh my god. Yeah, Courney and Travis and
Dolt Chagabana and the short slut hoore dress, like, oh
my god, you gotta take it into the fucking background
right now, because it's not gonna be great. It's there's
no way. Most relationships fail. Most relationships fail, most sixty
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percent fail. Let's add some caps and some reality televisions.
It's a bad press. You let them in, they never leave.
You let them in, they never leave. I've done it.
It's a goddamn disaster. It's a nightmare. Do not do it.
And we see you on the way up and on
the way down, will you gush you tell us how
great it is, your big ring, your big house, your
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big fake bullshit life, and we take it and we
believe it. Then we're coming right down to the fucking
sewer with you when it goes down, right to the
goddamn bottom. We will ride you to the top. We
will Megan Fox a machine gun to the very fucking
top of the cake. But we will come right down
to the goddamn ship pitch sewer when you go down,
because we've read and believed all your bullshit you phony
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and faked us with on television. When your house is fake,
trust me, we're giving you a rectal exam. We need
to see a fucking W two because you took us
with you. Don't invite us because we ain't coming down
to the ship pit. Then you don't invite us in,
then you won't have to invite us out. Fuck that. That'
like no sympathy for flogging and flaunting your life. We
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respect your privacy, No, we will not respect your privacy.
I took my invasion of privacy like a fucking champ.
Why I invited them in? I got married on TV,
I I fuck and Okay, magazine paid me for the
goddamn wedding pictures I took free. I'm sure candy or
flowers or whatever the fuck I took. So you're gonna
get you're gonna get fucked. You're gonna you're gonna get paid,
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but you're gonna get fucked. So whatever it is, there
is no such thing as a free lunch. Nobody's getting
out without paying the bill, And whatever Kim and Croy
are going through, there's not gonna be a lot of privacy.
No one's gonna respect it because you never had it,
you never wanted it, and that's how you got in
the goddamn door. How you going out? Sorry not sorry,
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very strong opinion on this topic because I did it
and I got paparazzi it every fucking day and it
was the big divorce and it was horrific. I invited
them in, invited the fucking cameras in, invited the press,
and invited them all in. And I will never make
that mistake again. So you should know this. I was
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out running around shooting something all day. My head is
a turtle. I don't know anything, nor would I probably
know about Kim and Croy anyway. But my producers told
me that they announced divorce today and on the same day.
I just found this out. After saying everything I just
said to you, I didn't hear it. I didn't know
any of this now. I just found out two seconds
ago that they owe a million dollars to the irs.
Not surprising. This reality life means get a show, will
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fucking flaunt and jaunt show everybody all our shit, like
Alex and Simon in August and Sambath spend thirty grand
if they don't have at Roberto Cavali and what we're
gonna fucking do. It's the pk dor each season one.
But they got away with it because they seem like
it might be somewhat catching up. I don't think it could,
and I think they've had money issues. And old people,
it's the all show and no go bullshit. You go
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in there and you want to fucking show all your money,
all your labels, all your cars, all your house, all
your Airma's china, all your shit, all your stuff. When
you don't got it like that, you don't got it
like that, and you just know you can smell new
money flaunting. And some people very rare cases the show
and what they get paid, we'll catch up with their spending.
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But many people, it's just like the Florida real estate crisis.
It's gonna crash. You are not supposed to spend more
than you have, and you know I'm supposed to do that.
You not only am I supposed to send when you have.
I'm saved and my daughter's daughter's daughter will be going
to college like I'm good. I am. I'm not actually
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conservative considering the amount of money that I have. Don't
fucking be a big timer. Everybody goes on television wants
to show how much money they have, and then they
think it's gonna catch up with them. They think that
the money they make is gonna catch up with the spending.
It's fucking not spend once you make. Once you make
the money, then maybe spend it. But Kim and Kroy
writing was on the wall. We knew he wasn't. He
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wasn't fucking Croy Aikman. You know, he wasn't Tom Brady.
He wasn't making millions of dollars to roll like that
with those kids in those cars, in that house. It's embarrassing.
It's gross. The problem with America and the problem with
all this book bake and phony and filtering. Let's filter
our lives. You can't fucking filter your bank account. You
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can't filter your fucking bank account. So the IRIS is coming,
get him and get him good. Nobody gets out without
paying the bill. So fucking gross, so predictable, so obvious,
so stupid, but so ah so perfect, good perfect. I'm
being My business is being audited because during pandemic businesses
didn't make the same And like coming great mention it all.
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Fucking give me a rectal xam, I got nothing to hide.
What a great feeling. When you're not fucking running, stealing, charging,
you're not begging, borrowing and stealing. You're not borrowing money
for Peter to pay Paul. You're just living your life
the way that you fucking can and should. Like I
get Paul, and I so clean every fucking cent. I
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hate cheaters, I hate liars, and I hate cheaters, and
I hate fronters, and I hate stunters. I hate it. Good. Good,
that's what I have to say. Good show off, fucking
show offs. I wonder if they filter their photos. I
wonder if they're you know, I wonder if they're lying
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about certain things such bullshit,