Just B Rant: Adam Sandler and David Spade

Heads up Adam Sandler and David Spade…Bethenny has got something to say. And if you know Bethenny, you know this could go either way.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
All right, let's talk about a couple of things. So
I talked to David Spade. But I just have gotten
to know David since doing Snake Oil with him, and
I really like the guy for ten different reasons. So
I did this show Snake Oil. Jill Fritzo, my publicist,
suggested that I do it. She said, I never want
to do anything, and she was like, it's Fox and
it's great. And Fox has asked me to do things

(00:32):
before and I like working with them, and they wanted
me to do the masked Singer, which I didn't want
to do, and that's a whole other story. They really
wanted me to do it, like they I don't want
to screw it up for talent where they're going to
ask for things they shouldn't ask for. But they were
kind of throwing good things at me to do it.
But what good am I like with a big mask
on and you don't know who I am. I mean,
I'm pretty out there about who I am. So Jill

(00:56):
was like, you should do it, and then I said,
if I'm going to, I have to utilize the time wisely.
So I've got to do two episodes in that day.
And as it got closer. I was like, what am
I doing. I'm doing a game show, Like, oh my god.
And I get on and you know, it's very big
and like studio and lights, and I'm thinking, I'm not

(01:16):
that person. I'm not that big studio lights person that
I've tried to be. And I start the show and
I meet David, and I get out of my haze
pretty soon, and I'm like, this show is actually pretty funny,
and it's actually pretty good, and I kind of like
this guy, David, and I'm liking this experience. And it

(01:37):
starts to I do the first show and by the
second show, this is like the greatest day of my life.
And you saw the episode with the woman. If you
watched otherwise, you should where I help this woman make
two hundred and twenty thousand dollars. And also I'm the
first person to win the final round where there's five
products and you have to pick which one is snake oil.

(01:58):
And I'm screaming. I put my whole body and soul
into this. I am like the snake oil spokesperson, but
I love doing it. I think it's the most stupid
smart show ever. I live for David Spade. He's my
new friend, and then my world collided with his because
his manager invited me to a comedy event at his

(02:20):
house for David rob Schneider and Adam Sandler. They were performing,
and my daughter's obsessed with the wrong Missy and beyond
obsessed with Adam Sandler. So I go to this party
and I get to see David perform, and then I
asked them to be on this podcast, and like it's
all happily ever after. I'm so happy, Like I feel
like I'm in this comedy world that I've always loved

(02:42):
and I'm always this sort of imposter wanting to get
into and now like I just love David Spade. He's
very cool and I'm glad he did this. So that
world of SNL and knowing Laura Michael's like, there's no
place that humbles me like that, Like SNL is my
met gala. That's always been that. I mean, I've said
to you guys, I want to go to the Mechala.
I'm going to land a fucking look and I'm gonna

(03:04):
go one time. Tell me where to write the check.
But I love the world of usad Oh and David
Spade and Snake Oil, and I have to tell you,
and I forgot to tell David this. This is a
special message for David Spade and Adam Sandler. I went
to Mark Gervitz's house. His name has never been mentioned
as much as I've mentioned it in the past thirty

(03:25):
five years that he's been in the entertainment industry. Mark Ervitz,
the Power comedy manager, had a party at his house
in Malibu for a great charity. Adam, rob Schneider, and
David Spade performed. And instead of just being the normal me,
I stood like lurking so Adam Sandler could just say

(03:47):
something to my daughter. And I think I told you
guys this, So if I did, I'm repeating myself. And
I was that person. I never am like sort of
standing there lurking so my kid can get a picture.
And I made her, you know, walk up and talk
to him him because I wanted her to be assertive.
I took her there. I took her to the I
took her to the plate. I gave her a bat.
She was standing on the plate. I'm like, dude, you

(04:08):
gotta fucking hit that ball. I cannot hit the ball
for you. Like I'm like, like, Adam, this is my daughter.
And she thinks you're great and she's a big fan.
I was like, this is what you're gonna say, This
is I know what you think and how you feel,
so tell me what you think of Adam, and she
landed it. But I was the weird stalker, lurking loser,
And that's what we do for our kids. Like I

(04:28):
was at a party where my peers are and people
like Ted Sarandos and Pierce Brosnan and Cindy Crawford are
and they're not standing up lurking around Adam Sandler so
their kid get a picture. And I was like the
weird loser lurker standing there like like and I was
so self conscious and I told I waited again to
get another bite by the stairs, and I just like

(04:49):
such a look like no matter what Adam Sandler thinks,
I'm a loser, Like no matter what, he's not gonna
probably tell anyone but his wife and kids. But like,
no matter matter what, David Spade doesn't think I'm a loser.
Rob Schneider doesn't think I'm a loser, but there's no question.
So my message to Adam Sandler is please erase the

(05:10):
thought in your mind and your family's mind, because you
got in the car with your whole family after and
probably like, who's that fucking loser stalker? Isn't she some
weirdo housewife? Like what get a grip? You're fucking in
your fifties, like standing around like your backstage trying to
you know, get Justin Bieber to sign your glossy. It
was for Brinn. I did it for Brynn, who was,
by the way, much less of a loser. Like Brynn

(05:32):
as a child, how she acted to me as an adult,
how I acted, even given the circumstances, I was a
much I was a much fucking thirsty or desperate loser.
And I like Adam Sandler. I think he's wonderful, but
it was like, not even on my own obsession, I
don't know if I don't think there's anyone that I

(05:52):
am so obsessed with that I would be no like
Mark Zuckerberg or someone like that is the type of
person that I would probably start stuttering. I couldn't handle myself.
But I was a fucking loser. Adam Sandler thinks I'm
a loser, and maybe I am a loser, but I
think we landed it. So there you go