August 16, 2022 • 16 mins
Bethenny reveals her obsession with Teresa Giudice’s larger-than-life wedding hair. And, most importantly, Teresa’s authenticity. Then, Bethenny spills on the most inauthentic and authentic celebs in Hollywood. The phony ones will surprise you!
Plus, fresh off his break-up from Kim, who will Pete Davidson date next? Bethenny has a theory.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Okay, we need to talk about Teresa's wedding. Teresa Jude's wedding,
so her hair is a big topic. And of course
when I saw her, I was like, oh my god.
The hair. The hair was was its own being getting
married right, And people are like why what wait, how
and being critical and she and her hairdresser are defending
(00:33):
it and it had fifteen million bobby pins and all
this different stuff. Okay, I need to say this. Teresa
started off that show by paying for furniture in Jersey
and her castle, her Jersey castle, with wads of cash.
So I love the fact that Teresa is now with
(00:53):
this long sort of massive, you know, zutopia crown hair do,
with this lavish, elaborate party that is a circus that
at her dress is so ornate, like she's over fifty,
it's over the top. Like good for her as she's happy.
(01:14):
I met the guy who seems really nice, Paul, and
I met him at the MTV Awards, and Paul was like,
he was a really nice guy. I don't know anything
about him or what it was like on the show
or what their deal is. I know there's been like
some sort of scandal surrounding him. But I have no
idea what it is, nor do I care. And she's
definitely familiar with scandal, so who gives a shit about
that anyway? UM, I do know that there was no
prenup because that was mentioned on Watch What Happens Live,
(01:36):
and I said, I'm going to crawl through my phone
because I don't you have to have a prenup. But
that's not my business. And it's her life and her
choice and her marriage. And she seems happy and she's
in love and she did not change. She knows where
she came from. She's an Italian broad from Jersey, paid
for all her furniture season one in cash, and season
ninety nine, she's getting married on television with a giant,
(02:00):
fifteen million Bobbypin hairstyle. Yes, how annoyed would we be
if she was like she was wearing you know, uh Javon,
She could no valid imagine TERSA. She's being interviewed by
Extra Access Hollywood and she's like, it's Valentino couture. Would
be like, oh fuck yourself, you affected broad. We would
(02:23):
think like or now now her hair is being done
by you know, Sally Hershberger. She got her hair done
from her Jersey hairstylist. And she's the same Theresa that
walked in with the cash to pay for the furniture.
So yes, I'm here for it. I want more. And
I think fifteen million Bobby Pins is not nearly enough.
(02:43):
I mean they're probably stuck in her Italian scalp. And
I love it. So she's being who she is, she's
staying true to her Jersey roots, and she's buying golden
crusted furniture. And I and and the girls are wearing
pink bridesmaid satin dresses. Go for yours. I love it.
I love everything about it. It was a Bravo circus.
(03:04):
It was literally a Bravo circus every I mean, the
fact that they allowed cell phones at that event is hysterical,
Like it was like competing Instagram profiles and stories, and
I mean, I bet you know it was even paying
attention to the wedding. They were like, how do I
get my moment? How do I get my moment? How
do I get my social how do I get my picture?
How do I get me this? Oh my god, take
(03:25):
a picture with me, Take a picture with her, Take
a picture of you. If it must have been crazy crazy.
One thing I'll say is, you know, you make a
deal with the devil going on the Housewives. Her there her,
your own brother is not at your wedding. And by
the way I understand it, a it's content for the show,
be its drama on the show. The show. You cannot
be on a show like that with family. It's just
(03:47):
there is absolutely no way that you can be on
the Housewives with family. I probably wouldn't be speaking to
my own daughter, Okay, if I was on the Housewives
with her. It's a ship show. It's toxic. So you know,
this is the deal you made. But you made the
deal with the devil. I was there. I was in
I was in the seventh circle of hell myself with
my own deal with the devil. When you're in there
(04:09):
and you're getting paid, it all seems real, and it
makes the circus bigger, and the cameras and and and
the pictures and the makeup and the hair. Of course,
the hair got bigger. Everything gets bigger. It's like it's
like those makeup sponges that you you put water on
them too. They just expand and swell anything you're doing.
If you are if you are excited, about getting married,
(04:31):
and it seems public and it's in the press, it
seems bigger. It seems more exciting because you're doing it
with the audience. If you're in an argument with somebody,
it seems bigger because you're doing it with an audience.
It's an absolute disaster. But they have all they have dove.
I don't even know if that's a sentence. They all
dove eye lash deep, eyebrow deep. There maybe like a
(04:54):
scalp hair that's not all the way and they are
all the way in. So I'm surprised somebody didn't get
shot at the wedding. That would have been great for ratings.
Fucking bust a cap and somebody. So that's what that is.
Teresa's hair was big, the wedding was big, The storyline
is big, the drama's big, the arguments big, The housewife
(05:15):
ratio to civilian ratio is big. It's all big and
all Bravo. Cash your fucking checks, everybody. So also with
the Theresa thing, I love that she knows she remembers
where she came from, the Italian broad from Jersey, getting
married in a big, elaborate, lavish wedding. She should be
(05:35):
eating blue mashed potatoes. He should be in a ruffled tuxedo.
There was this place, Russo's on the Bay and Queens
where people would come in Italian weddings. People would come
out of the floor like enveloped in smoke and like
they would have these money trees where you were passing
around the money you gave to the bride in the groom.
And I loved it because it was authentically Italian and
the food was insane, like you know, the Theresa probably
(05:57):
had like Zeppela's flying this Italian fried pastry, like like
flying in like the craziest food. So I like someone
who remembers where they came from. I like that. She's
not like in vintage Valentino, you know, with like a
caviar tasting menu with some bullshit. She's being who she
always was, and that's what we want. We hate when
someone remember. We hate when someone forgets where they came from.
(06:19):
Does Victoria Beckham seemed like she remembers where she came
from as a spice girl? Just does she seem to
want to rinse it like she's just an aristocrat from
grape Um, an aristocrat from Great Britain like that, you know,
She's totally evolved into something completely different. Kim Kardashian doesn't
even resemble someone wearing the bandage dresses, pushing Paris Hilton
(06:39):
out of the way to get her picture taken with
Nick Lasha. You know, pre all her plastic surgery and
all this fashion styling from Kanye. You know. Now it's
all you know and a wind toour and we're all
so high fashion. I mean, I like the tersays, you
know it's deck. It's over a decade later, and she's
the same person she wasn't she walked in. I like that.
(07:01):
I like to think that I'm very similar to when
I walked in. Yes, I have more money, I'm not broke,
I'm not. But I'm still the fucking crazy bitch I am.
I still post pictures, my gray hairs, my frizzy I'm
still the same exact person who walks into t J
Max like a crazy person, you know, filling up my card.
I don't want to change. That's who I was born.
Everybody else wants to cover themselves in somebody different, So
(07:22):
Teresa yea, and it happens with everybody on the Housewives.
They all want to evolve. Look at look at look
at even the people look at Dorine on season one
of Her Housewives, and now now with all the elaborate
hairstyles and the matching Gucci had to look at Liza
Rina with what she used to wear. She used to
wear like a cheap dress. Now it's always like all
(07:43):
labels and logos, and you know, it's just different. It's
just not the same. I like someone who's walking at it.
Here the way she came in, she's walking down that aisle,
the way she walked in. She's not leaving Jersey behind.
And I respect that. I don't love you know, Meg
and Marco doesn't remember taking pictures in front of Buckingham
(08:04):
Palace because she had no idea who Prince Harry was.
Like all these people are so full of ship with
their bag of of like their bag of filter bullshit.
Teresa is the same girl she was before. She's got
more makeup on. You know, it's better glam, but still
so I like it. I think she should have had
ten million Bobby pins. I think the hair was not
big enough. I don't think there was enough lace. And
(08:27):
I love that it was a fucking media circus. I
love it. She walked in. She walked in with a circus,
and she walked down that aisle with a circus, And
I'm fully here for Teresa mazl. They're all so full
of shit. It you think they call Richie remembers what
she looked like on a simple life, you know? Or
does she remember she it's all post Rachel Zome fashion makeover.
(08:50):
Everybody takes themselves so seriously. Chloe Carnagen doesn't seem like
she remembers where she started. Just remember where you came from.
It's the spirit of who you are. Everybody wants to
be a fake, modern, fancier version of themselves, and it's boring.
It's not interesting, it's not textual, textual. I love it.
(09:11):
Find me five celebrities who are still who they walked
in as. Find them for me. I want to see them.
Those are the people I respect. Amy Schumer is the
same fucking broad Is when she walked in, same thing.
Amy Schumer is the same I know, Cia Sea, the
same god damn broad Is when she walked in. Just
you gotta find those people. I love those people. They're
the same person as when they walked in. They just
(09:33):
don't change. I love that. I mean, I know we're
supposed to expect their privacy during this very difficult time.
But Pete and Can have broken up, and it's so
(09:55):
funny the way the wind blows. Everyone's like, oh, like
we ever knew it was gonna last fucking stop. So
many young girls like they're really she's really in love
with him. She's just I think they're gonna get engaged.
They're gonna have kids soon, he's gonna everybody did believe
the fucking bullshit hype? Okay they did. I did not,
And you know I didn't because I said on here,
(10:16):
Pete is a star fucker, and I that's just the
fact of the matter. He and it's a literal fact.
He has fucked many stars. He has a star fucker.
I apologize for any confusion, but he has leveled up
every time. So I don't know who he could possibly date.
Now I need to understand who could he could date? Like,
(10:36):
who could he date? He hasn't. If it's for money,
he could go date Melinda Gates. If it's for fame,
who's more famous than Kim Kardashian. I think if the
fate date, I think, if the date two famous people
at the same time, and like put them together to
equal one famous person who can eat it, who's more
famous than Kim Kardashian. He could date like Tom Cruise,
(11:01):
like be with a famous man. Then that really, like
that takes it to another level. I just don't know
who the man could date now, I really don't know,
you know, or you go back down to the sticks.
Take it down to the sticks. I don't know who
you date. Maybe going a different category. Charlie Damilia one
of these guls. I don't know. I don't know what
he's supposed to do. Now he's hit the fucking wall.
You gotta take small bites because then you you run
(11:22):
out of road. He has run out of celebrity road.
But more important than any of that, Okay, And by
the way, he's a love bomber, like he's always been.
Like he's he's he's like chee a relationship. He gets
involved with somebody. The next day they're madly in love.
They've tattooed each other all over each other, they're engaged,
they're married, they're they're flaunting it. It's always very public.
(11:44):
Guess what the most famous people in the world can
avoid the paparazzi. I swear to you. I know this.
It is a fact. Everybody getting papped all the time
wants to get papped all the time. You know where
to go, where not to go, stay fucking home, you
know what time to go. Trust and but leave. That's
the story, which is why j Lo and Ben are
papped all the time because they go on a very
(12:05):
public eloping, in public honeymoon in Paris. They're not like
hiding in the Seychelles or in you know, the depths
of Bora Bora. So if you want to if you're
being photographed, you want to be photographs. So Pete and
Kim wanted to be photographed for whatever reason, not my business.
But he seems to go high and low and have
(12:26):
some emotional challenges and um, we just were forced fed
that relationship and we all have to like then all
of a sudden, now be like we're very sorry. I
want respect your privacy during this difficult time. It's it's crazy.
So that's Pete and Kim. Kanye does whatever the funk
Kanye wants and it's respectable. And people will get mad
(12:47):
at me, and you can get mad at me. I
just think it's liberating for a person. I relate to
this a little bit. I don't go all the way.
He goes all the way, raw dog. He doesn't give
a fuck. Is the honey badger. Honey badger, don't give
a fuck, Kanye, don't give a fuck. Kanye is the
honey badger. He he did something and someone approved that
(13:09):
it was graphics. Is unless Kanye himself knows how to
like put together that New York Times cover that said
Skeet Davidson dies at eight or whatever he said, and
then something about kid kid Cutty at the bottom. He
is a guxter. He doesn't care. He gives so few foxs.
I find it liberating in the world of filtering and covering.
(13:31):
And I know he's got his own orchestration of the
media and his own bullshit, and he wants everyone to
believe all his bullshit and it is bullshit. I just
I'm team Kanye. I'm sorry you can get fucking mad
at me. And this round. In the round, when he
was like trolling her, I was not team Kanye because
he was risking the custody of his kids and you
don't funk around with that. But in this round and
(13:52):
just taking one last little slap, I'm team Kanye. I
am team fucking Kanye, and Pete is having emotional issue
from the abuse, Well, guess what, Pete, don't date a
fucking the most famous person in the world. If you
have emotional mental issues, you don't go put yourself and
blast yourself in the middle of God's damn the Time
Square universe and then not think they're gonna be backlash.
(14:14):
I could get guess what, I'm fairly sane. If I
was in a relationship with Kim Kardashian, I would be
in a mental institution right now. Okay. I would not
be okay. I would not I would have seen so
many things and experience such a high and the fumes
and the outfits and the met Ball and the media
and SNL and becoming famous instantly and having Kim Kardashian
(14:37):
come to my basement in Staten Island to eat pizza
old school. I would be unwell. I would not be okay.
I would be in a straight jacket, eating parade foods,
in a mental institution. So you don't fucking get in
a relationship with the most famous woman on the planet
if you have some emotional shortcomings, stop So I don't.
(15:02):
I just can't have sympathy. It's ridiculous, And I'm team Kanye.
That's it. Sue me, cancel me, hate me this round
of the fight. I'm team Kanye. I said it. I
said what I said, and the words of the famous
prophet Ninie Leaks, I said what I said. Listen to me.
Pete brands in her name, Pete Brandon, Kim's name on
(15:23):
his body. It's like a fucking Grand Central bathroom stall.
Who gives a ship. It's just some more writing somebody
wrote on there, just anybody. It doesn't seem like he
gives a lot of shit about his body. I mean,
if he tattooed his penis his most famous asset, then
we'd be worried. But it's a part of his body
that seems to be covered with a lot of other
clutter too. And he's gone to the top of the
(15:45):
food chain and fame. He doesn't have any room for
anybody else's initials. And you listen, this is it. You
peaked in high school and that's it. You can't go
higher than Kim Kardashian. Take a fucking nap. There's nobody
more famous than Kim. We did it. We went from
Larry David's daughter to Ariana Grande, to cape Beck and sale,
(16:05):
a little dabble with Kaya Gerber and fucking Kim Kardashian
and oh sorry, and a dabble with somebody from that show.
We all love with the sex scenes. It's like Britain Briggerton,
whatever he was with that girl. We we did it.
We're full. We saw the buffet, we ate it. You
had a good time. Go take a long winter's nap
(16:26):
with the bears because you're expired.
Okay, we need to talk about Teresa's wedding. Teresa Jude's wedding,
so her hair is a big topic. And of course
when I saw her, I was like, oh my god.
The hair. The hair was was its own being getting
married right, And people are like why what wait, how
and being critical and she and her hairdresser are defending
(00:33):
it and it had fifteen million bobby pins and all
this different stuff. Okay, I need to say this. Teresa
started off that show by paying for furniture in Jersey
and her castle, her Jersey castle, with wads of cash.
So I love the fact that Teresa is now with
(00:53):
this long sort of massive, you know, zutopia crown hair do,
with this lavish, elaborate party that is a circus that
at her dress is so ornate, like she's over fifty,
it's over the top. Like good for her as she's happy.
(01:14):
I met the guy who seems really nice, Paul, and
I met him at the MTV Awards, and Paul was like,
he was a really nice guy. I don't know anything
about him or what it was like on the show
or what their deal is. I know there's been like
some sort of scandal surrounding him. But I have no
idea what it is, nor do I care. And she's
definitely familiar with scandal, so who gives a shit about
that anyway? UM, I do know that there was no
prenup because that was mentioned on Watch What Happens Live,
(01:36):
and I said, I'm going to crawl through my phone
because I don't you have to have a prenup. But
that's not my business. And it's her life and her
choice and her marriage. And she seems happy and she's
in love and she did not change. She knows where
she came from. She's an Italian broad from Jersey, paid
for all her furniture season one in cash, and season
ninety nine, she's getting married on television with a giant,
(02:00):
fifteen million Bobbypin hairstyle. Yes, how annoyed would we be
if she was like she was wearing you know, uh Javon,
She could no valid imagine TERSA. She's being interviewed by
Extra Access Hollywood and she's like, it's Valentino couture. Would
be like, oh fuck yourself, you affected broad. We would
(02:23):
think like or now now her hair is being done
by you know, Sally Hershberger. She got her hair done
from her Jersey hairstylist. And she's the same Theresa that
walked in with the cash to pay for the furniture.
So yes, I'm here for it. I want more. And
I think fifteen million Bobby Pins is not nearly enough.
(02:43):
I mean they're probably stuck in her Italian scalp. And
I love it. So she's being who she is, she's
staying true to her Jersey roots, and she's buying golden
crusted furniture. And I and and the girls are wearing
pink bridesmaid satin dresses. Go for yours. I love it.
I love everything about it. It was a Bravo circus.
(03:04):
It was literally a Bravo circus every I mean, the
fact that they allowed cell phones at that event is hysterical,
Like it was like competing Instagram profiles and stories, and
I mean, I bet you know it was even paying
attention to the wedding. They were like, how do I
get my moment? How do I get my moment? How
do I get my social how do I get my picture?
How do I get me this? Oh my god, take
(03:25):
a picture with me, Take a picture with her, Take
a picture of you. If it must have been crazy crazy.
One thing I'll say is, you know, you make a
deal with the devil going on the Housewives. Her there her,
your own brother is not at your wedding. And by
the way I understand it, a it's content for the show,
be its drama on the show. The show. You cannot
be on a show like that with family. It's just
(03:47):
there is absolutely no way that you can be on
the Housewives with family. I probably wouldn't be speaking to
my own daughter, Okay, if I was on the Housewives
with her. It's a ship show. It's toxic. So you know,
this is the deal you made. But you made the
deal with the devil. I was there. I was in
I was in the seventh circle of hell myself with
my own deal with the devil. When you're in there
(04:09):
and you're getting paid, it all seems real, and it
makes the circus bigger, and the cameras and and and
the pictures and the makeup and the hair. Of course,
the hair got bigger. Everything gets bigger. It's like it's
like those makeup sponges that you you put water on
them too. They just expand and swell anything you're doing.
If you are if you are excited, about getting married,
(04:31):
and it seems public and it's in the press, it
seems bigger. It seems more exciting because you're doing it
with the audience. If you're in an argument with somebody,
it seems bigger because you're doing it with an audience.
It's an absolute disaster. But they have all they have dove.
I don't even know if that's a sentence. They all
dove eye lash deep, eyebrow deep. There maybe like a
(04:54):
scalp hair that's not all the way and they are
all the way in. So I'm surprised somebody didn't get
shot at the wedding. That would have been great for ratings.
Fucking bust a cap and somebody. So that's what that is.
Teresa's hair was big, the wedding was big, The storyline
is big, the drama's big, the arguments big, The housewife
(05:15):
ratio to civilian ratio is big. It's all big and
all Bravo. Cash your fucking checks, everybody. So also with
the Theresa thing, I love that she knows she remembers
where she came from, the Italian broad from Jersey, getting
married in a big, elaborate, lavish wedding. She should be
(05:35):
eating blue mashed potatoes. He should be in a ruffled tuxedo.
There was this place, Russo's on the Bay and Queens
where people would come in Italian weddings. People would come
out of the floor like enveloped in smoke and like
they would have these money trees where you were passing
around the money you gave to the bride in the groom.
And I loved it because it was authentically Italian and
the food was insane, like you know, the Theresa probably
(05:57):
had like Zeppela's flying this Italian fried pastry, like like
flying in like the craziest food. So I like someone
who remembers where they came from. I like that. She's
not like in vintage Valentino, you know, with like a
caviar tasting menu with some bullshit. She's being who she
always was, and that's what we want. We hate when
someone remember. We hate when someone forgets where they came from.
(06:19):
Does Victoria Beckham seemed like she remembers where she came
from as a spice girl? Just does she seem to
want to rinse it like she's just an aristocrat from
grape Um, an aristocrat from Great Britain like that, you know,
She's totally evolved into something completely different. Kim Kardashian doesn't
even resemble someone wearing the bandage dresses, pushing Paris Hilton
(06:39):
out of the way to get her picture taken with
Nick Lasha. You know, pre all her plastic surgery and
all this fashion styling from Kanye. You know. Now it's
all you know and a wind toour and we're all
so high fashion. I mean, I like the tersays, you
know it's deck. It's over a decade later, and she's
the same person she wasn't she walked in. I like that.
(07:01):
I like to think that I'm very similar to when
I walked in. Yes, I have more money, I'm not broke,
I'm not. But I'm still the fucking crazy bitch I am.
I still post pictures, my gray hairs, my frizzy I'm
still the same exact person who walks into t J
Max like a crazy person, you know, filling up my card.
I don't want to change. That's who I was born.
Everybody else wants to cover themselves in somebody different, So
(07:22):
Teresa yea, and it happens with everybody on the Housewives.
They all want to evolve. Look at look at look
at even the people look at Dorine on season one
of Her Housewives, and now now with all the elaborate
hairstyles and the matching Gucci had to look at Liza
Rina with what she used to wear. She used to
wear like a cheap dress. Now it's always like all
(07:43):
labels and logos, and you know, it's just different. It's
just not the same. I like someone who's walking at it.
Here the way she came in, she's walking down that aisle,
the way she walked in. She's not leaving Jersey behind.
And I respect that. I don't love you know, Meg
and Marco doesn't remember taking pictures in front of Buckingham
(08:04):
Palace because she had no idea who Prince Harry was.
Like all these people are so full of ship with
their bag of of like their bag of filter bullshit.
Teresa is the same girl she was before. She's got
more makeup on. You know, it's better glam, but still
so I like it. I think she should have had
ten million Bobby pins. I think the hair was not
big enough. I don't think there was enough lace. And
(08:27):
I love that it was a fucking media circus. I
love it. She walked in. She walked in with a circus,
and she walked down that aisle with a circus, And
I'm fully here for Teresa mazl. They're all so full
of shit. It you think they call Richie remembers what
she looked like on a simple life, you know? Or
does she remember she it's all post Rachel Zome fashion makeover.
(08:50):
Everybody takes themselves so seriously. Chloe Carnagen doesn't seem like
she remembers where she started. Just remember where you came from.
It's the spirit of who you are. Everybody wants to
be a fake, modern, fancier version of themselves, and it's boring.
It's not interesting, it's not textual, textual. I love it.
(09:11):
Find me five celebrities who are still who they walked
in as. Find them for me. I want to see them.
Those are the people I respect. Amy Schumer is the
same fucking broad Is when she walked in, same thing.
Amy Schumer is the same I know, Cia Sea, the
same god damn broad Is when she walked in. Just
you gotta find those people. I love those people. They're
the same person as when they walked in. They just
(09:33):
don't change. I love that. I mean, I know we're
supposed to expect their privacy during this very difficult time.
But Pete and Can have broken up, and it's so
(09:55):
funny the way the wind blows. Everyone's like, oh, like
we ever knew it was gonna last fucking stop. So
many young girls like they're really she's really in love
with him. She's just I think they're gonna get engaged.
They're gonna have kids soon, he's gonna everybody did believe
the fucking bullshit hype? Okay they did. I did not,
And you know I didn't because I said on here,
(10:16):
Pete is a star fucker, and I that's just the
fact of the matter. He and it's a literal fact.
He has fucked many stars. He has a star fucker.
I apologize for any confusion, but he has leveled up
every time. So I don't know who he could possibly date.
Now I need to understand who could he could date? Like,
(10:36):
who could he date? He hasn't. If it's for money,
he could go date Melinda Gates. If it's for fame,
who's more famous than Kim Kardashian. I think if the
fate date, I think, if the date two famous people
at the same time, and like put them together to
equal one famous person who can eat it, who's more
famous than Kim Kardashian. He could date like Tom Cruise,
(11:01):
like be with a famous man. Then that really, like
that takes it to another level. I just don't know
who the man could date now, I really don't know,
you know, or you go back down to the sticks.
Take it down to the sticks. I don't know who
you date. Maybe going a different category. Charlie Damilia one
of these guls. I don't know. I don't know what
he's supposed to do. Now he's hit the fucking wall.
You gotta take small bites because then you you run
(11:22):
out of road. He has run out of celebrity road.
But more important than any of that, Okay, And by
the way, he's a love bomber, like he's always been.
Like he's he's he's like chee a relationship. He gets
involved with somebody. The next day they're madly in love.
They've tattooed each other all over each other, they're engaged,
they're married, they're they're flaunting it. It's always very public.
(11:44):
Guess what the most famous people in the world can
avoid the paparazzi. I swear to you. I know this.
It is a fact. Everybody getting papped all the time
wants to get papped all the time. You know where
to go, where not to go, stay fucking home, you
know what time to go. Trust and but leave. That's
the story, which is why j Lo and Ben are
papped all the time because they go on a very
(12:05):
public eloping, in public honeymoon in Paris. They're not like
hiding in the Seychelles or in you know, the depths
of Bora Bora. So if you want to if you're
being photographed, you want to be photographs. So Pete and
Kim wanted to be photographed for whatever reason, not my business.
But he seems to go high and low and have
(12:26):
some emotional challenges and um, we just were forced fed
that relationship and we all have to like then all
of a sudden, now be like we're very sorry. I
want respect your privacy during this difficult time. It's it's crazy.
So that's Pete and Kim. Kanye does whatever the funk
Kanye wants and it's respectable. And people will get mad
(12:47):
at me, and you can get mad at me. I
just think it's liberating for a person. I relate to
this a little bit. I don't go all the way.
He goes all the way, raw dog. He doesn't give
a fuck. Is the honey badger. Honey badger, don't give
a fuck, Kanye, don't give a fuck. Kanye is the
honey badger. He he did something and someone approved that
(13:09):
it was graphics. Is unless Kanye himself knows how to
like put together that New York Times cover that said
Skeet Davidson dies at eight or whatever he said, and
then something about kid kid Cutty at the bottom. He
is a guxter. He doesn't care. He gives so few foxs.
I find it liberating in the world of filtering and covering.
(13:31):
And I know he's got his own orchestration of the
media and his own bullshit, and he wants everyone to
believe all his bullshit and it is bullshit. I just
I'm team Kanye. I'm sorry you can get fucking mad
at me. And this round. In the round, when he
was like trolling her, I was not team Kanye because
he was risking the custody of his kids and you
don't funk around with that. But in this round and
(13:52):
just taking one last little slap, I'm team Kanye. I
am team fucking Kanye, and Pete is having emotional issue
from the abuse, Well, guess what, Pete, don't date a
fucking the most famous person in the world. If you
have emotional mental issues, you don't go put yourself and
blast yourself in the middle of God's damn the Time
Square universe and then not think they're gonna be backlash.
(14:14):
I could get guess what, I'm fairly sane. If I
was in a relationship with Kim Kardashian, I would be
in a mental institution right now. Okay. I would not
be okay. I would not I would have seen so
many things and experience such a high and the fumes
and the outfits and the met Ball and the media
and SNL and becoming famous instantly and having Kim Kardashian
(14:37):
come to my basement in Staten Island to eat pizza
old school. I would be unwell. I would not be okay.
I would be in a straight jacket, eating parade foods,
in a mental institution. So you don't fucking get in
a relationship with the most famous woman on the planet
if you have some emotional shortcomings, stop So I don't.
(15:02):
I just can't have sympathy. It's ridiculous, And I'm team Kanye.
That's it. Sue me, cancel me, hate me this round
of the fight. I'm team Kanye. I said it. I
said what I said, and the words of the famous
prophet Ninie Leaks, I said what I said. Listen to me.
Pete brands in her name, Pete Brandon, Kim's name on
(15:23):
his body. It's like a fucking Grand Central bathroom stall.
Who gives a ship. It's just some more writing somebody
wrote on there, just anybody. It doesn't seem like he
gives a lot of shit about his body. I mean,
if he tattooed his penis his most famous asset, then
we'd be worried. But it's a part of his body
that seems to be covered with a lot of other
clutter too. And he's gone to the top of the
(15:45):
food chain and fame. He doesn't have any room for
anybody else's initials. And you listen, this is it. You
peaked in high school and that's it. You can't go
higher than Kim Kardashian. Take a fucking nap. There's nobody
more famous than Kim. We did it. We went from
Larry David's daughter to Ariana Grande, to cape Beck and sale,
(16:05):
a little dabble with Kaya Gerber and fucking Kim Kardashian
and oh sorry, and a dabble with somebody from that show.
We all love with the sex scenes. It's like Britain Briggerton,
whatever he was with that girl. We we did it.
We're full. We saw the buffet, we ate it. You
had a good time. Go take a long winter's nap
(16:26):
with the bears because you're expired.
Host
Bethenny Frankel
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