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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hey friends, it's mister jim Man. Welcome back to Kit
Short Stories. If this is your first time, welcome to
the family. We are the podcast that turns your ideas
into an amazing adventure every single day. You know, we
couldn't even exist without imaginations from kids just like you.
(00:24):
So if you have an idea for a story, I'd
love to see it. Check down in the show notes
below for how you can submit your own story idea
and maybe we'll turn it into an awesome adventure. And parents,
if you're new to kids podcasting, I'm gonna challenge you
to listen to podcasting for five days in a row
with your kids. It's going to increase their imagination, decrease
(00:44):
screen time, and we're gonna have a lot of fun
along the way. Are you guys ready for today's adventure?
Me too, Let's go. Doctor Stinkybreath woke up in a
great mood. Oh dear, he had a RESTful night dreaming
of new evil plans. He opened his eyes and sat
(01:07):
up helple ningas helple ningas come here, Yes, doctor stinky Breath,
I dreamed of the most diabolical plan last night to
spread stinkiness all over down He shoved a notepad and paper.
(01:27):
The Ninjas write this down. First, I will need all
the bubble gum you can find, all the bubble gum
in the world. If you can get it, then I
will blow the largest bubble in the world. And then
what's gonna help it? Doctor, Well Steve, Then we will
(01:54):
pop that bubble and my stinky breath will go all
over the well. It will be the biggest, stinkiest bubble ever.
The Purple Ninjas taking notes forgot to secure his nose
pin that morning. He did his best to hold his
breath as Doctor's stinky breath laughed his smelly breath all
(02:16):
around him. He slowly inched backwards, away and towards the door,
gathers the oz of Purple Ninjas and starts working on
the plan. We have a busy day ahead of us. Yes,
Doctor stinky breath where on it? And then the Purple
Ninjas ran out the door, gasping for fresh air. He
(02:40):
found some other Ninjas in the blimp and filled them
in on today's evil mission. The Purple Ninjas powered up
the Stinky Blimp lab and began floating around town. They
flew to each store, hovered above it while a group
of Purple Ninjas quietly parachuted down to the Then they
(03:01):
cut a big round hole out of each roof. Ready,
the Purple Ninjas then lowered a giant hose out from
the blimp, switching that controls to bubblegum magnet. The hose,
now sticking through the ceiling of the store, became magnetized
(03:22):
for bubblegum. Bubblegum began zipping through the air and latching
itself to the hose. Then the blimp Ninjas called down
switching controlled this section. The bubblegum was then sucked up
the hose and into the blimp special bubblegum bag attached
(03:44):
to the back of the blimp. They moved from store
to store like this. Only once did a store manager
even try to intervene. Hey, you've got to pay for that,
called the store manager. The ninjas respond by switching the
controls to slime balls and stuck the manager's shoes to
(04:07):
the floor with goops of sticky purple slime. Oh dear,
The Purple Ninja's evil mission was going perfectly. They had
already collected all the bubblegum in town. But Doctor Stinky
Breath was getting bored. He already ate his breakfast of
hard boiled stinky eggs and blue stinky cheese and read
(04:27):
the Evil Scientists newspaper from front to back. Ready to
put his evil genius into action, Doctor Stinky Breath relocated
to one of his other houses to not give away
any plans. Then he called the Purple Ninjas blimphone sh
mean jaws, I am barred. Run now return with all
(04:52):
the bubblegum you have collected. I'm ready to blow up
my big stinky bubble Yes, doctor had I don't make
me eight, and he hung up the phone. The burble
Nines scurried back into the blimp and darted back to
Doctor Stinkybread's house as fast as they could. When they arrived,
(05:13):
it took eighty seven hingches to carry the bulging bag
of bubblegum to where Doctors Stinky Breath was waiting on
the roof. Doctor Stinkybreath popped the first piece of bubblegum
into his mouth. It was very sweet. Oh this is terrible,
Doctor Stinkybreth complained, but I must continue for the sake
(05:37):
of evil. He popped another piece into his mouth, shuddering
at that sweet, delicious taste. He preferred stinky, disgusting things.
When there was no more room, Doctor Stinky Breath began
to blow and blow and blow. The bubble grew bigger
(05:57):
and bigger. Then he more bubblegum in his mouth and
kept blowing. After the first one hundred pieces, the bubble
was bigger than the blimp. The Purple Ninjas were cheering
him on with evil enjoyment as the bubble slowly filled
up the entire sky hovering above the town. Ava and
(06:22):
Jaden were hanging out in Spalge squad HQ when the
sky suddenly darkened. Huh, they peeked their heads outside. What
is that? Ava called out. Staring up in the sky,
Hovering above the entire town was what looked like a
big pink cloud. Jaden was staring at it too. Uh.
(06:46):
Maybe let's strap on our new jet packs and investigate,
he replied to Ava. The two strapped up and zoomed
up to get a better look. It's not a cloud, Jaden,
It's a bubble, and it's I think it's made of bubblegum.
From up in the sky they could see across town.
(07:08):
What this has gotta be the work of Doctors Stinky Breath.
Jaden scanned the length of the bubble. There, he shouted,
pointing it's coming from that rooftop over there. Ava pulled
out her spy binoculars. Sure enough, she spotted doctor sinkbreath
sitting on the roof of a building, chewing bubblegum and
(07:28):
blowing this massive bubble. Jadan put his supersonic hearing aid
to his ear. The Purple Ninja's voices came into range. Yeah,
bubble is gonna hobby, sure, super stinky? What's it? Pops? Yeah,
big sugar does plugs are secure this toad? Is it
for quite a stinky surprise? Jaden gasped and turned to Ava.
(07:54):
The bubble is full of Doctor's dinky breaths. Stinky breath
plans on popping it and making everything smell as bad
as him. Ava shuddered, Oh, it smells bad just being
near him. I don't even want to know how bad
a whole bubble of his breath will smell. You have
(08:15):
to come up with something and fast, Jaden wondered aloud.
Do we have enough nose plugs for the entire town? No, no,
we won't have time to pass them out. Oh wait,
what if we spray a whole bunch of air freshener around.
It's still that still might even not be enough, and
(08:37):
he thoughts, Ava, I got it. Ava's pointer finger shot
up into the air. How do you get rid of
bad breath, Jaden? By brushing your teeth? Guess, Jaden, you
want us to brush doctor Stinkybread's teeth. Ava laughed. No,
(08:58):
I don't think that'll ever happen. We just need to
clean the stinky breath in the bubble. What if we
spray mouthwash into the bubble before it can pop? Jaden
smiled at Ava's planes. Let's get to work. They flew
to the nearest door and bought every bottle of mouthwash
(09:18):
they could find. Jaden headed to the fire station and
asked to borrow a fire truck. It's for official spy business,
he told the firefighters. When they learned of the stinky
bubble growing above their heads, they were more than happy
to help. Jaden and Ava set to work filling the
fire truck's tank with mouthwash. Glug, glug, glug glug. There,
(09:42):
that's it, every last bottle, said Ava. She grabbed a
hose and handed the other to Jaden. Let's freshen this breath.
The two power their jet packs back on and headed
toward the blimp hoses in hand. Meanwhile, across tow, Doctor
Stinky Breath was still chewing. I need more gum, Bebble
(10:07):
Ninjas more, The bubble must be bigger. He threw more
pieces of bubble gum into his mouth than froze mid chew,
squinting out at the two flying figures near the fore
end of his Stinky Breath bubble in judge, fuck is
that Doctor Stinky Breath? Shouted. One of the Purple Ninjas
(10:30):
pulled out his telescope. It appears to be two people
with jetbags. Oh no hand their heads straight for the bubble,
Doctor wells, and no time to waste. We must pop
the bubble, now get me? Is that giant polkar? The
Purple Ninjas scampered off to the blimp to grab it,
(10:52):
just as Ava and Jaden reached the bubble across town.
They stuck their hoses through the bubble and began to
spray the mouth inside. I hope this is enough, Jaden
shouted to Ava. At the rooftop. The Purple Ninjas had
just handed Doctor Stinky Breath the special giant poker. He
(11:13):
lifted it up and punctured the bubble, laughing smells a
wrath of Doc du stak Ae breath. He took a
deep breath in and gagged inty freshness. What is the
(11:33):
meaning of this? A minty rain was sprinkling all over
the town. The people below commented on how refreshing it smelled.
They never knew how close they came to being attacked
by a stinky breath bubble. Heelpone Ninjas, how good you
let s up? Doctor Stinkybread's evil plans were foiled yet again,
(11:59):
all thanks to Spiology Squad. Hey, friends, if this was
a fun adventure for you, we actually have an entire
podcast dedicated to Spiology Squad and our adventures of stopping
doctor Stinky Breath. So down in the show notes below.
Your parents can click on the link, or you can
search for Spiology Squad to listen to our awesome spy adventures.
(12:30):
Great job, you listened all the way to the end.
And you know what time it is? Yep, it's time
for kids, shout out. I want to say hey to
Nafisa from Durban, Louis from Taiwan, Harrison from Michigan. Legeran
came in from British Columbia, Lilian from Holland, and April
from California. I'm so glad that you're all on the
(12:52):
kid Shirt Stories family. We could not have this much
fun with imagination without you, my friends. Well you you
have a super duperdaean or. I'll see you on our
next adventure. There's another story waiting for you. I'll see
you there. Bye.
Hey friends, it's mister jim Man. Welcome back to Kit
Short Stories. If this is your first time, welcome to
the family. We are the podcast that turns your ideas
into an amazing adventure every single day. You know, we
couldn't even exist without imaginations from kids just like you.
(00:24):
So if you have an idea for a story, I'd
love to see it. Check down in the show notes
below for how you can submit your own story idea
and maybe we'll turn it into an awesome adventure. And parents,
if you're new to kids podcasting, I'm gonna challenge you
to listen to podcasting for five days in a row
with your kids. It's going to increase their imagination, decrease
(00:44):
screen time, and we're gonna have a lot of fun
along the way. Are you guys ready for today's adventure?
Me too, Let's go. Doctor Stinkybreath woke up in a
great mood. Oh dear, he had a RESTful night dreaming
of new evil plans. He opened his eyes and sat
(01:07):
up helple ningas helple ningas come here, Yes, doctor stinky Breath,
I dreamed of the most diabolical plan last night to
spread stinkiness all over down He shoved a notepad and paper.
(01:27):
The Ninjas write this down. First, I will need all
the bubble gum you can find, all the bubble gum
in the world. If you can get it, then I
will blow the largest bubble in the world. And then
what's gonna help it? Doctor, Well Steve, Then we will
(01:54):
pop that bubble and my stinky breath will go all
over the well. It will be the biggest, stinkiest bubble ever.
The Purple Ninjas taking notes forgot to secure his nose
pin that morning. He did his best to hold his
breath as Doctor's stinky breath laughed his smelly breath all
(02:16):
around him. He slowly inched backwards, away and towards the door,
gathers the oz of Purple Ninjas and starts working on
the plan. We have a busy day ahead of us. Yes,
Doctor stinky breath where on it? And then the Purple
Ninjas ran out the door, gasping for fresh air. He
(02:40):
found some other Ninjas in the blimp and filled them
in on today's evil mission. The Purple Ninjas powered up
the Stinky Blimp lab and began floating around town. They
flew to each store, hovered above it while a group
of Purple Ninjas quietly parachuted down to the Then they
(03:01):
cut a big round hole out of each roof. Ready,
the Purple Ninjas then lowered a giant hose out from
the blimp, switching that controls to bubblegum magnet. The hose,
now sticking through the ceiling of the store, became magnetized
(03:22):
for bubblegum. Bubblegum began zipping through the air and latching
itself to the hose. Then the blimp Ninjas called down
switching controlled this section. The bubblegum was then sucked up
the hose and into the blimp special bubblegum bag attached
(03:44):
to the back of the blimp. They moved from store
to store like this. Only once did a store manager
even try to intervene. Hey, you've got to pay for that,
called the store manager. The ninjas respond by switching the
controls to slime balls and stuck the manager's shoes to
(04:07):
the floor with goops of sticky purple slime. Oh dear,
The Purple Ninja's evil mission was going perfectly. They had
already collected all the bubblegum in town. But Doctor Stinky
Breath was getting bored. He already ate his breakfast of
hard boiled stinky eggs and blue stinky cheese and read
(04:27):
the Evil Scientists newspaper from front to back. Ready to
put his evil genius into action, Doctor Stinky Breath relocated
to one of his other houses to not give away
any plans. Then he called the Purple Ninjas blimphone sh
mean jaws, I am barred. Run now return with all
(04:52):
the bubblegum you have collected. I'm ready to blow up
my big stinky bubble Yes, doctor had I don't make
me eight, and he hung up the phone. The burble
Nines scurried back into the blimp and darted back to
Doctor Stinkybread's house as fast as they could. When they arrived,
(05:13):
it took eighty seven hingches to carry the bulging bag
of bubblegum to where Doctors Stinky Breath was waiting on
the roof. Doctor Stinkybreath popped the first piece of bubblegum
into his mouth. It was very sweet. Oh this is terrible,
Doctor Stinkybreth complained, but I must continue for the sake
(05:37):
of evil. He popped another piece into his mouth, shuddering
at that sweet, delicious taste. He preferred stinky, disgusting things.
When there was no more room, Doctor Stinky Breath began
to blow and blow and blow. The bubble grew bigger
(05:57):
and bigger. Then he more bubblegum in his mouth and
kept blowing. After the first one hundred pieces, the bubble
was bigger than the blimp. The Purple Ninjas were cheering
him on with evil enjoyment as the bubble slowly filled
up the entire sky hovering above the town. Ava and
(06:22):
Jaden were hanging out in Spalge squad HQ when the
sky suddenly darkened. Huh, they peeked their heads outside. What
is that? Ava called out. Staring up in the sky,
Hovering above the entire town was what looked like a
big pink cloud. Jaden was staring at it too. Uh.
(06:46):
Maybe let's strap on our new jet packs and investigate,
he replied to Ava. The two strapped up and zoomed
up to get a better look. It's not a cloud, Jaden,
It's a bubble, and it's I think it's made of bubblegum.
From up in the sky they could see across town.
(07:08):
What this has gotta be the work of Doctors Stinky Breath.
Jaden scanned the length of the bubble. There, he shouted,
pointing it's coming from that rooftop over there. Ava pulled
out her spy binoculars. Sure enough, she spotted doctor sinkbreath
sitting on the roof of a building, chewing bubblegum and
(07:28):
blowing this massive bubble. Jadan put his supersonic hearing aid
to his ear. The Purple Ninja's voices came into range. Yeah,
bubble is gonna hobby, sure, super stinky? What's it? Pops? Yeah,
big sugar does plugs are secure this toad? Is it
for quite a stinky surprise? Jaden gasped and turned to Ava.
(07:54):
The bubble is full of Doctor's dinky breaths. Stinky breath
plans on popping it and making everything smell as bad
as him. Ava shuddered, Oh, it smells bad just being
near him. I don't even want to know how bad
a whole bubble of his breath will smell. You have
(08:15):
to come up with something and fast, Jaden wondered aloud.
Do we have enough nose plugs for the entire town? No, no,
we won't have time to pass them out. Oh wait,
what if we spray a whole bunch of air freshener around.
It's still that still might even not be enough, and
(08:37):
he thoughts, Ava, I got it. Ava's pointer finger shot
up into the air. How do you get rid of
bad breath, Jaden? By brushing your teeth? Guess, Jaden, you
want us to brush doctor Stinkybread's teeth. Ava laughed. No,
(08:58):
I don't think that'll ever happen. We just need to
clean the stinky breath in the bubble. What if we
spray mouthwash into the bubble before it can pop? Jaden
smiled at Ava's planes. Let's get to work. They flew
to the nearest door and bought every bottle of mouthwash
(09:18):
they could find. Jaden headed to the fire station and
asked to borrow a fire truck. It's for official spy business,
he told the firefighters. When they learned of the stinky
bubble growing above their heads, they were more than happy
to help. Jaden and Ava set to work filling the
fire truck's tank with mouthwash. Glug, glug, glug glug. There,
(09:42):
that's it, every last bottle, said Ava. She grabbed a
hose and handed the other to Jaden. Let's freshen this breath.
The two power their jet packs back on and headed
toward the blimp hoses in hand. Meanwhile, across tow, Doctor
Stinky Breath was still chewing. I need more gum, Bebble
(10:07):
Ninjas more, The bubble must be bigger. He threw more
pieces of bubble gum into his mouth than froze mid chew,
squinting out at the two flying figures near the fore
end of his Stinky Breath bubble in judge, fuck is
that Doctor Stinky Breath? Shouted. One of the Purple Ninjas
(10:30):
pulled out his telescope. It appears to be two people
with jetbags. Oh no hand their heads straight for the bubble,
Doctor wells, and no time to waste. We must pop
the bubble, now get me? Is that giant polkar? The
Purple Ninjas scampered off to the blimp to grab it,
(10:52):
just as Ava and Jaden reached the bubble across town.
They stuck their hoses through the bubble and began to
spray the mouth inside. I hope this is enough, Jaden
shouted to Ava. At the rooftop. The Purple Ninjas had
just handed Doctor Stinky Breath the special giant poker. He
(11:13):
lifted it up and punctured the bubble, laughing smells a
wrath of Doc du stak Ae breath. He took a
deep breath in and gagged inty freshness. What is the
(11:33):
meaning of this? A minty rain was sprinkling all over
the town. The people below commented on how refreshing it smelled.
They never knew how close they came to being attacked
by a stinky breath bubble. Heelpone Ninjas, how good you
let s up? Doctor Stinkybread's evil plans were foiled yet again,
(11:59):
all thanks to Spiology Squad. Hey, friends, if this was
a fun adventure for you, we actually have an entire
podcast dedicated to Spiology Squad and our adventures of stopping
doctor Stinky Breath. So down in the show notes below.
Your parents can click on the link, or you can
search for Spiology Squad to listen to our awesome spy adventures.
(12:30):
Great job, you listened all the way to the end.
And you know what time it is? Yep, it's time
for kids, shout out. I want to say hey to
Nafisa from Durban, Louis from Taiwan, Harrison from Michigan. Legeran
came in from British Columbia, Lilian from Holland, and April
from California. I'm so glad that you're all on the
(12:52):
kid Shirt Stories family. We could not have this much
fun with imagination without you, my friends. Well you you
have a super duperdaean or. I'll see you on our
next adventure. There's another story waiting for you. I'll see
you there. Bye.
Host
Jim Jacob
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