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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look maher Oh, I see you, my own Bowen. Look
over there is that culture. Yes, goodness, wow, last culture.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Good morning man.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Good morning Bowen. It has always such a joy to
be with you here on Nomination Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's Nomination morning. What I need? You have to get up?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I got up like I do every day at two
ten am. Yes, so let's go. Let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay. In the category of Record of the Year, the
nominees are Single Soon, Selena Gomez, Never Enough, Lauren Alred,
The Greatest Showman Two, Most Wanted, Beyonce and Miley, Cyrus, Guardinia,
Mandy Moore, and Espresso Sabrina Carpenter. These are the nominees
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for Record of the Year.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees
are The Rise and Fall of a Midwest, Princess, Chapel Roone, Tapestry,
Carol King, Come On Over, Shania Twain, Jagged Little Pill,
Alanis Morissette, En Blue, Joni Mitchell. These are the nominees
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for Album of the Year.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
In the category of Tina Fey Award for Best Wisdom,
the nominees are Grandmother, Willow, Pocahontas, Katie Maloney, Vander Pump, Rules,
Clerics and Druids, Balderskate three to Know the Difference, and
Professor Charles Xavier. These are the nominees for Tina Fey
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Award for Best Wisdom.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
In the category of the CMA Award for Best Person
That's Country Now, the nominees are Beyonce, Lana del Rey
starting in September, Lady Gaga in twenty sixteen, Waxahatchie more
in the folk rock space but honestly has always defied
genre anyway, and your Friend whom moved to Austin. These
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are the nominees for the CMA Award for Best Person
That's Country Now.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
In the category of Finalists of the Year, the nominees
are Fran Dresser, The Old Gays, Sandra oh Callan, Lord
Staff and Cole Escola. These are the nominees for Finalists
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
In the category of the Bena Jaesaret Award for Most
Slay Group of Women, the nominees are Fifth Harmony, Lornettes,
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Flow and Eras
tour backup dancers and also the Voice Too. Actually, gender
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doesn't matter, what is this the past? These are the
nominees for the Bena Jazzaret Award for most slay group
of Women.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
In the category of Alison Williams Cool Girl Award, the
nominees are Dua Lipa, Parvety Shallow, Angie, Katanaevis, Afabs who
crochet at Lesbian bars, Victoria Monet, Marnie Michaels, Alison Williams,
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short women wearing sunglasses and a big fleece, renee rap
and diner waitresses. These are the nominees for the Alison
Williams Cool Girl Award.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
In the category of Most Shocking Moment of the Year,
the nominees are Reality Vontie, When my cousin fell at
that block party, Oh my God, that was so scary, Oppenheimer,
The Explosion, Beyonce featuring Tony Hale, Verizon Super Bowl commercial
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and Authenticity Is Dangerous and Expensive. These are the nominees
for Most Shocking Moment of the Year.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
In the category of Most Amazing Impact in Film, the
nominees are Justine Trier Messi An Enemy of a Fall,
What Was I Made for? Billie Eilish, Lily Gladstone, certain
women and script supervisors. They carry huge binders. These are
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the nominees for Most Amazing Impact in film.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
In the category of most Iconic exchange of words, the
nominees are Sandra and Janelle The Traders Season two Lost
Culture is Thus with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. I
Hope You're Happy, Prelude to Defying Gravity, Alphaba and Glinda
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Pillow talk the morning after meeting someone you didn't expect
to go home with Maybe this could be something? And
Oleana by David Mammett. These are the nominees for most
iconic exchange of words.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
In the category of Slack Award for Best Work from
Home Technology, the nominees are Zoom, Microsoft Teams, Dropbox, Monday
dot Com, and corrupting a file on purpose so you
can buy some time. These are the nominees for Slack
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Award for Best to work from Home Technology.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
In the category of most Iconic Building or Structure, the
nominees are This Sphere, Las Vegas, The Hurst Tower, New
York City, House and Anatomy of a Fall, Mexico City
all and Wayne Manor Gotham. These are the nominees for
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most Iconic Building or Structure.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
In the category of best view, the nominees are Brooklyn Bridge,
When You're behind your beloved during intimate Time, the View,
ABC pov tiktoks when done correctly and Rockefeller Senna. These
are the nominees for Best View.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
In the category of The Today Show Award for Excellence
in the Morning, the nominees are Hoda and Jenna, Cold Brew, Coffee,
Fergie Barracuda, Helios, God of the Sun, Greek Mythology and
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Birding between six and eleven am. Boomers, Smile and ask
You and saying we saw a scarlet Tanager by the veil.
These are the nominees for The Today Show Award for
Excellent in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
In the category of Best Pair of People, the nominees
are Hodah and Jenna, Matton Bowen, Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson,
Bert and Ernie and Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore. These
are the nominees for Best Pair of People.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
In the category of Popcorn Award for Movie Snack of
the Year, the nominees are Big Coke, Slurp, Beat, Bunch
of Crunch, Pretzel Nuggets, Popcorn and Charles Melton. These are
the nominees for Popcorn Award for Movie Snack of the Year.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
In the category of Awards Award for Most Awards, the
nominees are Iowa, Debois Oppenheimer, Billie Eilish, Phineas, David and Joy,
Randolph and John Oliver. These are the nominees for Awards
Award for Most Awards.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
In the category of Best Vibe hands Down, the nominees
are Sis A Concert on Mushrooms, Pisce, Season Ace Hotel,
Palm Springs Pool, Memorial Day, Super Nintendo World, Anytime, Cowboy, Carter,
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The Smoke Hour, and Seth Myers. These are the nominees
for Best Vibe hands Down.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
In the category of most Beautiful Name for a Daughter
you Haven't even thought of yet, the nominees are Coalesce,
acquiesce Cha, Lula, Elantra, and Terry. These are the nominees
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for a most Beautiful Name for a Daughter you Haven't
even thought of yet.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
In the category of Bridge of the Year, the nominees
are Good Luck, Babe Chapel, Roone, Brooklyn Rockefeller, Senna, Matt
Rogers Featuring Bowen, Yang, Casusco Bridge, Bjork's New York City Show,
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and Treacherous Taylor Swift. These are the nominees for Bridge
of the Year.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
In the category of Accent of the Year, the nominees
are Australian Doing, American American Doing, Australian Italian Adele and
Tough Guy New YORKA Seen It All Baby. These are
the nominees for Accent of the Year.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
In the category of No But Actually Award for Excellence
heretofore unrecognized by Lost Colch, the nominees are Madison Beer,
Lyna del Rey, Mike Feist or Fast, How Were You
Say It, Josh O'Connor and Chigro. These are the nominees
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for No But Actually Award for Excellence heretofore unrecognized by
Lost Colch.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
In the category of Kraft Mac and Cheese Award for
Best Cheese, the nominees are American Cheddar, Swiss, Feta and Blue.
These are the nominees for Craft Mac and Cheese Award
for Best Cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
In the category of Best Movie of All Time, the
nominees are Challengers, Titanic, Aaron Brockovich, Perfect Blue, and Fire Island.
These are the nominees for Best Movie of All Time.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
In the category of Make the Bet Award for Thing
We will get around to doing Maybe, the nominees are
Finish Feud, The Swans really spend time in the Pacific
Northwest text to Rachel Back, it's literally not personal dentists
and realize my true power and potential. These are the
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nominees for Make the Bet Award for thing we will
get around to doing maybe.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
In the category of Most Memorable Line in a Movie
or Film, the nominees are I'm taking such good care
of my little White boys Challengers. I'm working late because
I'm a singer. Sabrina Carpenter Espresso music video, which is
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a film. How is your baby Avatar The Way of Water?
My baby is strong Avazar the Way of Water, And
I'm too old for you. I am half the way
the idea of you. These are the nominees for most
Memorable Line in a movie or film.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
In the category of Most Memorable Line in a TV show,
the nominees are Kudos for saying that, Mama, for spilling
plain Jane RuPaul's drag Race. You're a fucking trader, Sandra
Das Twine, The Traders, You're a trader, bitch. Janelle Pierzina
The Traders. You're the biggest fucking trader here, So fuck off.
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Sandra Das Twine, The Traders, You fuck off. Janelle pier
Zena The Traders. We have to go back lost. I
do too much because you do too little. Phedra the Traders,
and I want to confront her at dinner tonight and
I want you guys to back me up. Heather Gay
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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. These are the
nominees for most Memorable line in a TV show.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
In the category of I'm Gonna Try That Award for
thing We'd like to join, try, or know more about,
the nominees are Gay, Volleyball, Anime, Bird Watching, Disney Imagineering,
and The Morning Show Season four in any capacity. These
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are the nominees for that I'm Gonna Try That Award
for a thing We'd like to join, try, or know
more about.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
In the category of how Dare You Award for Betrayal,
the nominees are Zendia, Challengers, Reality, Vontee, The Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City, Trischelle Benedict Arnold, and The Red Wedding.
Game of Thrones. These are the nominees for how Dare
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You Award for Betrayal.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
In the category of the Jalo Versace Dress Award for
Best Anyone Has Ever Looked, the nominees are Zendaia, Dune
two Press Tour, Alan Coming, we have questions about that finale.
Look but Traders, Nicole Kidman, AFI Honors Tribute, Nicole Kidman
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as Doctor Chase Meridian, Batman Forever, and Zendaia Challengers Press Tour.
These are the nominees for the Jalo Versace Dress Award
for best Anyone has Ever Ever looked.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
In the category of Color of the Year, the nominees
are Maroon, Canary, Perfect Blue, Denim All and Boolon. These
are the nominees for Color of the Year.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
In the category of Oh She's Taking It Award for Undeniability,
the nominees are Haley Gates as Helen Challengers, Beyonce as
Cowboy Carter Cowboy Carter, Nicole Kidman All Roles, All Projects, Ultimately,
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Mario Super Mario Brothers, All Games, and Billie Eilish Hit
Me Hard and Soft All Songs. These are the nominees
for Oh She's Taking It Award for Undeniability.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
In the category of NYU Award for It Can't Believe
We Went to College with Her, the nominees are Steph Schue,
Shana Tabb, Rachel Brosnahan, Hailey Gates as Helen Challengers, Maggie Rogers,
we overlapped she's younger, and Elizabeth Olsen. We overlapped She's
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older barely. These are the nominees for NYU Award for
It Can't Believe We went to College with her.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
In the category of the Billie Eilish Award for LGBTQ
plus Announcement, the nominees are Poverty and Mae Martin, Are
a Whole Thing, Bowen and Lily Gladstone will star in
An andrew On film, Jojo Siwash starts Gay Pop, Matt
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Rogers Blonde, and Dua Lipa will be on Lost Culturistas.
These nominees for the Billie Eilish Award for lgbt Q
Plus Announcement.