"Damned and Lowly Favored" (w/ Aaron Jackson & Josh Sharp)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look man, oh I see you. Why look over there?
How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, ding dong last culture calling. Jesus,
I'm sorry you have to see this one. Jesus, Jesus,
I'm sorry, you're gonna have to see this that one,
this one, that one, Because this one and that one

(00:22):
are here, I think we should waste no time. I mean,
we're getting we're actually getting the signals to stretcher vamp.
We're getting, all right, So what's going on in your
wor Hi? It's bowing just topping on to say that
we recorded this episode back in mid February when the

(00:45):
Winter Olympics were still on and the big Russia story
then was Kamila Ilieva and the figure skaters and that
whole thing, and not the invasion and ground war that
are currently happening in Ukraine. So we are so sorry,
We're so stupid. If it seems like we're making light
of that situation, we promise we were not. Okay, enjoy

(01:07):
the rest of the show. Ow about that Russia up
to no good again? Oh my god, those dollars pumping
their dolls full of drugs of dolls really and signing
them out onto the ice for the for for the
picking girl. When you read value of the dolls, which
I'm sure you have, did you think are the dolls
the girls or are the dolls the pill? Her face

(01:28):
is giving no to that. You have not been brought in.
I don't like I give a fun point. Maybe the
boys and never never wait for the decorum, we don't
bring them in. Quite frankly, maybe we should have done that. Wait,
wait what ding ding dog lost culture? Jesus, I'm sorry

(01:49):
it got to be here for this. Let's talk about
Russia Ukraine though I don't give a about no ice skaters, Honey.
They're pumping Ukraine full of drugs, shoving it on the ice,
cold war, tundra war, coming up for getting the signal
to walking gay geese or telling us to stretch. But honey,
these girls don't know no respects, so let's bring him.
I don't and I'm coming in regardless of cool. Honey.

(02:12):
You know our guests today, they're your hosts. Their names
are tweedle d and tweedle fag twee tweed fag and
don't put an asterix in fag let it play o masterisks.
These two are the queens of the asterisks with their

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new projects. Honey, more like, tell them what you said
on Instagram. Oh, well, I think that they're the They're
the writers and stars of a dirty snuff film with music,
and it's a freak project that will be banned in
many countries. My, that's my My prediction for the film
is that they're not going to see it in the
Middle East. Texted to us, Honey, read the threat to

(02:58):
the Iran joke. Honey, more like, do bye bye, You're
not gonna stay there. I ran were like, I ran
to a different film because they're I'm showing this film here,
freak project. It's gonna be banned in Asia, Honey, Honey,
save save the car chase through Korea Town. Mama, you
don't need a cater in our audience. That's not good
to see it ban. This project is gonna be huge.

(03:22):
Korean Town. Have not been introduced that we never will,
we remever will. They're the writers and stars of this
freak project going to be a banned many countries. That
it will be huge with the fucking freaks in New
York and l a fucking identical twins. Identical twins. It's
just been announced in the trades and that's how you

(03:46):
know it's happy deadline day to these are freaks tweetle
dumb and tweetl fag Aaron Jackson and Josh that we
kill ourselves on air? What number is this for you
guys on the five? I believe I means you get
letter when you definitely think I'm Candice Bergen Air does

(04:16):
give Candice. It's giving Candice Berg Murphy brown down, brown down,
giving this congeniality more like downtown Murphy fag. If you
get my drift, don't I don't you know it's crazy.
This podcast probably would be banned in many countries, that's true, absolutely,

(04:38):
and hopefully this country. If you all have all, you
would be banned. But luckily no one's listening. Ding dong,
the sound of no listener than you there. The first
time we did this, this little show was in some
guy's apartment and we wore no shirts. That's top. Was

(04:59):
it Mike's apartment? Is that his name? It was the
old producer. It was Alan. I didn't need to call
Alex some guy. I love Alice. I love Alan, remember it.
I remember that dog, I remember that moment, and I
also this is actually who we have not acknowledged the

(05:20):
really powerful reality of this recording, which is that we're
all in a room again after But you know what
they are Jane Champions and Power of the Room. Jane Champions,
one of the most amazing directors. Jamee Champions the power
of the She's going to win an Oscar for power Room,

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not Oscar. Jane Champion is winning an Oscar. Jane Champions,
director is winning an Oscar for the power out of
the Room this year, and alongside her amazing scar. Crushton
Dark say thats gonna win. I hope she does. Weird
thing fan here, Honey, can't speak a bad word about it.

(06:02):
If I tried, would be would turn to salt and everybody. Hey,
you've been looking like lots of white. Hey, if you
say something person, give me looking like lots of wife, Honey,
turn thine eyes to sodom and gomra if you say
something about Kristen Dunst, Honey, this is why I had

(06:23):
to polish that. Jesus right off the time I knew
you fucking heathens who God hates. Let me just point
to you, not his favored children, not on the good
I'm blessed and highly damned and they loly favored, lonely
favored favorite, damn punch up in the room. Sorry, maybe

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that's also a front runner for damned and lonely favorite.
The group ahead, fire away. We definitely won't talk over
it good. The angel you hear, you know the mob
and the story where the mob people? I think, is
it me and my girls? Me and my girls orgying
outside hearing? Hey, we hear there's an angel in the room.

(07:06):
We want to fuck the angel is? That's basically what
happened in the story right and here chapter of the Bibles.
Who could blame them? Who could blame the antel comes
down fine as hell? Honey, you're at falsome and an
angel comes down from heaven. You're telling me your first idea?
Al bar. The angel's ass was hot, tight and thick.

(07:29):
The angel looked like Sebastian stand in the film, looking
absolutely who I wouldn't not want to fuck him? I
thought you're gonna say the angel looked like sebast in
the craft, no hotter than sebaster that angels looking like
Supicio craf You know a guy. Wait, what was your question?

(07:53):
Would you be uh huh? Would you like fully succumbed
to the mom mentality. We don't have to answer this.
I just wanted to get this is powerful. Question is
if you were at the Sotomon Gamora mob, what was
the culture that let you know that culture was for you?
If you were if you were at the Sodom and
Gomorah mob, would you be like getting drinks? Like like,
where are you like at the party? I K I

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would be like, I'd be like, let's go home. I'd
be like, girls, let's go, it's late. We don't want
we don't want to be here. The Angel, I bet
he's not. I'm but he's not high. But he's not.
And you know what I'd say to that, thank you
for coming. I'm hosting. I have to stay till three
D hosting the damn party. You know I'm hosting. Me
and Lennox are hosting. Honey, I'll tell you who. I'm
hosting the Angel at my house. So I hit up

(08:36):
on Grinder when everyone turned their damn back and I
said hey hey, I said hey everyone. I said hey, hey, hey,
send three Hayes and then he said back hi, and
I said question and I sent just whole and he
and then he disappeared. Wait, I wouldn't tell a quick
Roger's anecdote from what were in fire, I would think

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if he would be getting drinks, Rogers was like, I'll
get around, goes to the drink and then he's up
at the front of the bar and I see him myself.
He's gonna need to help carrying them. I come up
and I'm like hey, and you're like hey. I'm like, oh,
do you need to help carry the drinks? What drinks?
I was like, you were buying around? He has met
a boy and forgotten I gave him to drinks. That boy, hey,

(09:22):
and that boy was Big Bro, Big Bro. I didn't
know my god legend in the pod. I've had Big
Bro two times. Since me and Big Bro, our relationship
has continued, and can we talk about your whole around
his girl idea. You've continued to flesh out the big

(09:43):
Bro dynamic. Have there any surprises for you as an
actor living in this page? Yes? Actually yes, this piece
of immersive theater. When he hucks me sleep no more bitch,
he calls me buddy with hardy he says, buddy, nothing
will be a little bro though. Budd is like it
hits the ear on he likes calling me his little buddy.

(10:05):
He likes calling me his little bro. He likes one
time it was son, you know, and honestly it all works.
What is a big brother if not a dad in waiting?
You know? That's that's from one division, right, that's from
the first the first line. First, it's the first line
of Power of the Dog, the voice over what is
a what is a big little guy? Enjoy my film room. Hi,

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it's me Jane Champion and I'm about to roll out
my incredible new film that I re directed, and it's
called the Power of the Room. Enjoy cunning, Enjoy Kristin
dirts Jesse Flakins fade in What is a Big Brother?

(10:52):
If not a cut to the Desert Stays direction. It
is so much desert screens at this point comes up
on screen. Well, it's narrated by Jane Champions, and she's
sort of like she sort of got to strift on
her lap, like licking her fingers that has crossed his legs.

(11:13):
She is acting the piece, darling dick if the other
faded Carston enters, you're literally licking your fingers, flipping the
object work pages. It's really good, sort of works like
an iPad fingers, but he turns the pages as if
it is an iPad. This is a wet iPad that

(11:35):
Jane Champion is doing. Hey, listen, who's perfect here? Okay,
who's perfect here? And object two improv legends. No, you
shut up by my show. Are never on the night
and you never will be on hair. Dang, you were
never on hair. I was on mot night, honey, where
you don't have to actually be good. I guess what,
and I still thry A lot of are asking your

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narrative is I didn't make Carol Night, and now I
have a podcast? Bitch? Was never on a house see him? Okay,
and now he's one of the biggest stars in You're
sucking his dead trying to get him in your fucking honey. Okay,
it comes out his contract negotiation comes out. Yes, we
did suck boen cocket to get him into the film
when he wanted a double wide banger trailer and his
cock sucked every more double banger from his two big bros.

(12:21):
What happened was I showed up too, said, I said, okay, yeah, no,
everything's good. I go home, and then all the p
a's talked to Larry Charles the director, and Josh and
Aaron go. Bowen's furious because you guys haven't stucked his dicken,
and he's threatening to walk. Larry Charles says, I went
through this on Borat Listen, you're gonna have to suck
his colleague. Get right into the jeep wrangler and drive

(12:41):
over to Bowen's hotel and suck him right off. And
how was it? You know, kind of kind of cool,
like I think, I let this. This is the next
conversation piece, all right, And so that one's done. Okay,
thank god. I love this is so I love and

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I as you Okay, Okay. I feel nothing when I
get my dick sucked now, honestly true, I'm not someone
who loves. I'm like it's it's really like declined because
if you're bad at it, I will get That is false.
But getting head is low lower on my sex activity list.
Remember when it was ranking what I love, it was

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pretty high up there for a while though, for like
the community I feel, I'd say to me, it can
be the most still can be the most successful sex
someone's really good at it. Yeah, I find myself to
be so whole driven. I find my mouth but a
whole wait, but not in waiting. That's from one division

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from the second episode the first one. Cha Champion wrote that, no,
but I always feel like I don't know, I'm just
so excited to get into that and not even I
mean that I have to funck. But I tend to
like having my ass eating more than getting my ducks
dick suck, duck sick. And I like and I like
eating as more than sucking. I love it, asked, is

(14:07):
one of my favorite things? Period me to a period
Brown up straight, the way you rolled back their eyes
like you're Audrey Hepburn herself. Well, I have been Julie Andrews. No, no,
Audrey Hepburn's talking about one position directed by Jane Champion
and Jimmy What a storied career, the one Jane Hollywood favorite.

(14:30):
We're good at letting a bit rest, aren't we? Yeah? Yeah, not.
That's that Harold Knight training. That's the Harold Knight let
the bits fly. It's lost culture stuff. Let me turn
it to you, because you've been asking a lot of questions.
I'm not getting a lot of answers. I didn't hear
no true nor no false from you. He's by by positing.

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I feel like that's my person favor fair. I understand
that he said, with time, you've just forgotten. Yeah, I'm stupid,
No going last with you? No, Well, yeah, we need
to acknowledge that we are changing sexual being. I call
call me a butterfly, okay, because I used to butterfly.

(15:12):
Butterfly to be that's culture, that's real culture. Number ninety
four call me a butterfly because I used to be
a cocoon. Ye say that, say that that. It's very
site specific because some people are like, all we want
to do is have oral sex, and some people you're like,
we wouldn't even go near this, We wouldn't go near

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that activity. And now I'm going, I'm not always in
a namal mood, so that's not always on the tape.
That's totally now I'm getting case by case, but now
I'm not always in a oral Let me say that
just stroking dons with this note can be an a plus.
You don't call it what it is. Mutual masturbation de

(15:55):
stigmatized the frauding that and I like sometimes when you
that's the plan where someone's like I'm into this, I'm
in and we go or we intend to just masturbase
and that's what we do, and we and we leave
and we say, I'm literally better six of my life.
I'm not even kidding you. Like I recently made back
to go on a date and we were going to

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eat wings and fraud, and I was like, that's what
I did. I did this with my I hang loose.
He hang loosed with that good because unlike a lot
of dates, you know you're not going to bed hungry,
and you know you didn't catch nothing. You didn't You
can't catch nothing. You can't stuff honey. You can't even

(16:36):
catch a cold. You can't even catch a cold, and
he certainly can't catch feelings. One of the worst. When
I need a vaccine, can hey, hey, can I just
raise my hand? I don't know who's Mr Fougie. Can
I get a vaccine from my feeling? I don't skimp
on the boothster, Yeah, funny, please, you know what I
say that, You know what I say, A feelings vaccine?

(16:57):
Put it in my toy man. Start like I got
a Johnson and Johnson from my feelings, So good luck.
I guess what A new variants just around the corner
of feelings yeah, it's called, uh, the summer, so summer
summer because let me tell you something, and let me
just put this to the girls now that now that

(17:19):
all my girls are here, when you summer vary, when
you start to see guys with your shirt with their shirt,
you start to start to get a track. You really
do like to look at a nice leg. Look at
the leg in this room, because you know who's got
the most iconic calves, and they're they're being decentered a

(17:44):
little bit by me, by Lord Michaels. I said, hey,
make the calves drop a little bit. I feel like
my calves are low on the legs start destroyed by
the new calves in town. Absolutely. You know how porn
stars or other people will make sort of mold of
their penises, So people, can you need to make mold
of the calf before they go. And I'm sticking a

(18:07):
red ship, yeah is your question. You couldn't ship them
because they weigh twenty pounds each. Eron's not Aeron's not
stick too heavy for a plane. He's not sticking the
calf up his asks like sort of longitudinally. He but
he goes, he takes he takes the wide part of
the cap and then puts it up against the whole latitude. Okay,

(18:27):
favorite body part you have? Go I think you literally
asked this. You literally asked this. The second episode they
were on what you said, what is your favorite body part?
I don't I have deep memories of That's fact. When
it was about culture, you know, we have to talk
about stuff like this. Now it's just noise. Now it's

(18:48):
sort of a drone. Just been screaming over each other
since the beginning of this episode. I love I'm obsessed.
It's the meise. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I have a
the fun new thing that happened and I would love
to tell everyone about it. So basically I was in
talking everybody. You know how oftentimes when you're typing into

(19:10):
a phone, auto correct to say Jane Campi and you
say Jane Champions, very similar to thank you. So in
the group chat, Patrick Rodgers, who as one of the
one eating the most seed of every feed to honey,

(19:31):
you laid the feet down, he tried to say. He
tried to type in I'm obsessed and I miss you,
and it said I'm obsession. I kiss. So Now, whenever
you love something, you have to say obsession. I kiss.
Oh my god. When I saw obsession obsession, I thought

(19:55):
you really introduced everybody? Have you? Have we introduced this yet? Well?
I don't know what you're talking about. How could I
possibly can I say something? I can't read your fucking mind.
Here we go a dendem. It's free. Oh what is this? Okay?
Why don't you? Why do you? Why don't you have
a red bull? It's free? Free, stuck my dick? Free? Free? Yeah, hey,
get a better attitude. It's freak. Like this is new lexicon.

(20:17):
I think it's new culture. Like like, I think we're
we're gonna I'm gonna try to use this more in
my everyday life. Hey, hey, shut the funk up. It's free.
Shut up, it's free. I like that. Now. It feels
like I'm kind of like forcing, you know, it feels
good in my mouth. I don't mind being forced. It's free. Honey.

(20:38):
I think it's working. I think it's I think it's
catching on. It's going to be everywhere. We're talking Dubai,
we're talking, we're talking Korea. Everywhere. In your movie movie
Change Champions, Desert, Desert, they're gonna bann your movie in
a lot of America, even the lead of the free,

(21:01):
even the land free not so free anymore? Ain't it
that Cheeto can't get out of the m office? He's
still chet right out? Honey. I hate that chip out.
I hate that you even brought him up, because sometimes
it feels like there's nothing we can do to get
that Cheeto out of office. We got, we lose the

(21:21):
Cheeto we gave Ale. Was it you guys that made
up the Pringle? Aaron, that's Aaron Jackson. He said, get
that damn Pringle into office during the election, and you
know that Pringle. What kind of chip is Kamala? Do
you feel comfortable? What kind of chip is Kamala? Where's
Kamala from? I don't know. I want to say California, California.

(21:42):
What's what's like avocado chip? The police officer of chips, vinegar,
don't nut chips? That's really good? Damn Oh, she has
to be something piggy, something piggy, you know, like pork.
She's poor. We landed there, but vice presidents aren't really

(22:04):
in the office, so she's she's not really a chick.
They live in that stupid house. Pence was a glass
of milk, you know, like glass of milk and Cheeto car.
Someone someone dared me on Twitter and they said, like
when Mike Penn said his thing about like how Donald
Trump was wrong about how Mike Pence could have overturned

(22:25):
the election whatever, someone tied me and goes, Mike Pence
basically just I don't think so honey, And I was like,
I don't think it's got to be a block for me.
Can you imagine if Mike Penn said I don't think
so honey, do we think that? Then you then you've jumped.
I think that's how you know. I want us to

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fast forward to the anytime someone does want to use
I don't think so honey in a different context. It
has to have it has to crest the hill of
like girl bossing us like gate keep, like it needs
to be an ironic term. But like, I don't know
when that will happen. You guys got to take the
reins on your fans. Everyone you need you've given them

(23:09):
to start telling them no, stop saying I don't think
it's free. It's free, Okay, okay, take care of yourselves.
Now they're taking what is it, strawberry to needs care
Strawberry needs care. Have it? Have we not had an
episode since Strawberry to needs Care. I don't know. I

(23:29):
don't know what can we do one in? I don't
I really have lost all concepts. That's from from Drag season.
Strawberry on her Strawberry would and then we're saying about
the little I keep thinking she's texting, but she's from
New York. Um. The one that's in the new season Jasmine. Yes,

(23:54):
Pat said, Jazz needs care. Strawberry is her nurse. Strawberry
that comes in with a nurse. Honey, I was where
you were. That was like, honey, I wore an afro
of squirrels because I was afraid to appropriate. I've been
where you fit. Come here. Mame comes in and his

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little house, these dolls comes to the Chubber's little house.
I made it. I made my home. Remember one Utica
Queen was an A List star for eight months of
the yes of the years, there was there was a
time in our lives when Utica Queen, he was going

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into an AM season. We come to a remembers were
at Kennedy Center honors Utica Queen. That was one of
those incredible knights of my life. Oh my god, it
was Brooks talk about Queen. When did that incredible little
lip sync contribute? Stated, I thought that was beautiful. Oh

(25:06):
that was amazing night. That was an amazing night. My
love getting invited to the Queen. I'm touched by that
invite and by the night as a whole. I just
I'm so excited to be It just makes me really excited.
You know, we did Queen because she's an ass. She's huge.

(25:33):
Queen still season and still talking about. Girls can't stop
talking about you to Queen. Rule of culture number zero.
But the girls can't stop talking about to Queen when
they bring her back, like Vanjee, they come in, I'm
waiting for that. Why not? Why not bring back you

(25:54):
to Queen? She's the best queen? Can I guarantee to you.
Queen would not have the chocolate, You would have the
gold But I would want to hear her say I
get the ticket. I would I would rather hear her
say I got the golden ticket. Strawberrita Aaron is Strawberry.

(26:15):
I know. But there's a friend. I have a friend
who lives in this city at Los Angeles who looks
even more like Strawberry to and I was getting texts,
but he really does look a lot. But I think
I think it's bones. It's bones and big mouth. At
the end of the day, you can't say she doesn't
have bones. She's got a lot of bones. Someone someone
who doesn't have the bones I want, you want, then

(26:38):
it would be a different Listen to me, it would
be a different thing if I had the bone in
the length that Unica Queen has. This is why, at
the end of the day, I envy strawberrit to I
want to be her that I'm not even Strawberry, that
strawberry that needs envy, So like, who do you aspire

(27:06):
to be? And Oprah up and here, up in here,
and I'm sure we've talked about many times to the
to the little Princess. Oprah said to the were you yes?
The little silence? Silence? What a great question, I mean,

(27:30):
really beautiful. The ladder, the ladder, and then she had
Adele up on top of the observatory. Spatory said, ms Adele, Mama,
you're coming to my house. Yeah. I love that. I
love whenever Oprah doesn't interview like that, because they're sitting
in her massive backyard and she's like over there, the
Rose Garden, which is famously in the White House Rose

(27:55):
Garden and she and I think she asked it. She
was like, do you drink tea? And adel was like
of and then then she was like, I have a
teahouse and they cut to a huge home for tea.
She was a little house like Strawberita has. She was
living running a muck with Chip and something. Oh was

(28:16):
letting Adele know that she's that girl, and she was
like so. Oprah said to Adele, oh, you drink you
like to drink tea. I have it every morning. And
then she said you have you have a good glass
of sea. I have a house to tea and Adele
says game recognized game guy mcnas guy. I think it's amazing.

(28:39):
I think that's amazing. That's my Adel. I think that
you're amazing, Like you're amazing coming into the teahouse. Was
getting emotional, getting emotional thinking about it. Reminds me of
my good friends. Got me emotional. I'll think of bus

(29:00):
On Okay, emotion, thank God about her next album is
entirely about Britta Filter about that one night, so somebody
else just went to pieces. Oh Jesus Christ, Jesus Jesus Christ,
Sir Christ herself dropped right down from heaven and wakes
in the game bar went to Tiny's town night at

(29:23):
pieces and everyone Christ of doll, Jesus, We're sorry. You
have to see this. So I looked up and I said, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, honey,
after what the daddy did to him, and this culture suck, honey,
chops are on their way out. Jesus is on their
way out. Jesus had daddy issues, And JESU, get on

(29:50):
your feet, get theake it happened, Get on happy. You
bet if you didn't get on your feet at home,
pause the thing and get on your feet in your car.
A horrible crash stand up in your car opened the

(30:13):
moon room. I wonder if we've ever been responsible for
a car accident or death completely If you have listeners, girls,
I need to a to see and talk with you
girls about how much every day I think about Jennifer
Lopez at the inauguration doing let's get let's get loud
in America. The beautiful. I think that's one of the
moments of culture. I think we have to I think

(30:35):
that really is the one of the most beautiful and
the Great Global Songbook, The three d Songs of the
Great Global Song America America, the Beautiful parentheses Jennifer's version,
yea Loud, Let's get then, and the Home of the

(30:59):
That's really what follows and beautiful for Free, and they're like,
is real? What if? What if someone got the whole
national anthem right and then said the free I'm a

(31:19):
land free. I have a question. Okay, in this vein
what what little what little thing are you dropping? Are
you dropping between your national Yes? What is yours? Get loud?

(31:41):
What is your Lets get loud? I'm gonna go yeah, okay, okay,
you have one, you got it? Yeah, okay, do it.
Let me go hold the land beautiful, beautiful? I did wrong?
It would be then how does it end? I'm sorry,

(32:01):
I don't. I don't even know. The whole ship is
graced and crowned like good with brotherhood from sees you shining,
see spice up your life. That's fine. I would do.
Oh god, this is hard, but I will say so
much about the person I would do. You know. In

(32:24):
the Celandian song all by Myself, when she goes, I
would go this key this theories tracing every perfect original,
key perfect, pitch perfect, pitch hold on, it's better take

(32:54):
your time, take your time. It took her time to
more free anyway. Can't you believe that take your time

(33:18):
it was going to actually happen in the fild that
Whitnaker had the best joke on that threat, where he
texted the press release and said he needs this moment
because you know character. Yes, and I think because Cynthia,

(33:39):
who is perfect, is alphaba, it would feel weird brilliant.
I think she did say she she did that thing
that she was well. I think it was like not
between the two. She literally was like I left silly
on the stage. Yeah, and I had so if I
took her with I'm so emotional. I'm so emotional about it.
This is my sense. Okay, No, I had to. I

(34:02):
had to leave it behind. Talker home driving to these
dragging something into the teahouse. Come, who might might the ankle?
Cynthia isn't being dragged. Now that we discussed pop culture,
continue the okay, okay, there you go, um and for

(34:25):
the leg and up the wee yeah and the hoodlading
in we don't talk about, we don't come. I immediately
started shrieking, moving song. Well, it is the most famous

(34:47):
song of all time. It is the nost famous song
of all time. Man Wells, we don't talk about and
we don't talk about Barnard Bartner, Jane Champion Manuel. When
Bruno accept the Oscar, he's gonna say, I have to
thank Jane Champion Manuel. An incredible song for me, and

(35:12):
I've and I've sing it power Yes, I sing it
only with the passion of Jane Champion lyrics. And let
me say to you, Jane Champion, Manwell, I will never
be satisfied. Satisfie for me. Well, I gotta know it.

(35:35):
I got another. I gotta the wickedly design Free is
on the level of what you're talking about. Let's get loud,
wickedly talented Free, take your time, original key FROs and frats,

(36:12):
oh around three. You pick the right moment, you pick
the right moment of the song to put in three

(36:32):
new kies mix Aldian mode. I was looking for that word.
She hasn't gotten her three and she's the one who did.
I think this is the first episode that our listeners

(36:53):
are going to be actively upset, Honey, I don't you
don't think I think they're upset lot more than you think.
The filth uth for you, be honest, honest, give us notes,
give us, give us y'all, y'all have constructive notes. Give

(37:16):
us the constructive notes, construct constructive podcast, Yellow Legal, Pa.
We got some great notes. Okay, So the organic opening
was really feeling. You're okay. I mean Aaron Jackson was
famously our improv coach. But I gotta say, U c

(37:39):
B is on the brain for a lot of people again,
honey brain, I think, I think, honestly, bring it up.
I think maybe, and you guys don't have to. You
guys can reject this if you want. But I think
with the announcement of the film, everyone be going I
remember when I saw that, and now I think everyone's
kind of rummaging through their UCB memories away it's going

(37:59):
Land of the Free and the Home of the Herald
is started in Chicago and brought to New York. But
the used to before, but not to not to get real,
not to get real, because we've talked about this before.
That was a time of our lives and this is
what I say to make it about us. Just like
that is one of my favorite four chapters of Like

(38:20):
Us going to Barracuda after every twin Like just like
that chapter of Our Lives is a chapter I blessed.
It is actually blessable. It is blessable. And like I
was talking to someone about and we've shared this anecdote
and nazame on this podcast, especially when when the two
Dods come back, but we go, but I always go.
We would go to these shows at Barracuda after sucking.

(38:42):
Identical twins like Josh and Aaron would crawl the queers
who would come see the u c B shows. We'd
go to Baracu and watch but watch Bob and then
we would all turn which on. They go, this is
the funniest comedy show in the city. And then I
would say thanks for inviting us out, and they would say,
you're not going home and I would say, what do
you mean. I have to get home. I have big
day tomorrow. And they would corner me and the and
we really did all have day jobs that were out

(39:03):
till three am on two days. Well, you guys would
corner me and at the pool table. I was trying
to tell you that like you do not like us.
We I feel like we've became just personalities can I
say we were. We were in real jeopardy there for
a while. Oh you're saying you became You're like, well,
they had colored blazers interviewing and going into Sunday like

(39:27):
not Sunday, you did Sundance. But just like early podcast era,
like located in time for me that you were doing.
This was seventeen Cheeto Cheeto was around, glass of milk
was around, Oh you know the SNL for SNL. But
it was um like the pot had been like three

(39:51):
pot was starting to become a fit two years old
at that point. Yeah, a little bit of a thing.
And that was that the discovered that the girls were
good at talking, and so they said, why don't you
come talk for us to like random people at the
Tribeca Film Festival. Very study green, Um, congratulations on whatever
it is you do an improvised line. Never it is
you do one of the great lines, one of the

(40:12):
great lines. And it was or non written or non
and and yeah, and man I talked about this today
on the drive over. We were like, wow, like, what
a weird time in our lives when we did that.
We're chatting about how was the drive I was drafficked?
We we actually were did you take the five? Did
you take the five? We actually were get this forty
minutes late to something this morning because I had to

(40:33):
get my Oh my god, did get your asking? Do
you want to do you want to sort of talk
about this? Sure? Surely sort of only sort of talk
about really bringing such gravitas to this. I just want
to make sure that I'm having such fun with my sisters.
I'm forgetting about the crazy, the trauma from last night.
I've got my phone stole in the cloud. Oh yeah,

(40:54):
pick a poka, pick up artful Dodger. You do you
have a moment when you think it occurred or truly
just like who knows? Truly? Who knows? Too crowded? I
was like moving through the crowd and then there was
no squid game bump into you moment. Now I wish
there was. I wish no artful Dodger. Well, it happened
at high Tops. I don't think it happened a high Tops.

(41:15):
I think it happened at heart. Well, let me just
say that whole really bounced around crawl as this is
we I feel like it's completely flipped over from the
last time I've been there. I bet I bet there's
so many new girl whoever is blazing Saddles gone? It
is wow. Sometimes you just need to see a boy

(41:35):
dance and chaps like you gotta go to New York
for that. Now Saddles lives proud and free. I have
never been to the one in New York. I have
but only like once or twice went time with Ben Leary.
Oh it was fun. I missed. What are the kings of?
What are the we home mainstays that are still around? Well,
the thing is well the Abbey people. That's like for

(41:59):
like mom, there nine parties moms in their nineties. You
could even go ahead and call them grand moms. Now,
I didn't say that these are women mothers whose daughters
didn't have kids or sons, right or Endy's come on,
come on, come on. But what I want to say

(42:21):
is that high stash heart, there is an issue. I
never heard of a shoplifting shop, the blousters up on
hangers and the girls coming to the bar. I'm now
realizing we were recording with Well Farrell before this to
do this thing we're doing, and I called it shoplifting

(42:43):
a million times to him. Anywow, he was like, because
you were talking about the phone with we were talking
about the phone. I was just because you didn't see
it doesn't mean conversation shoplifting. I really don't. Was this
not on the pod? You're saying off pod? You said
this mad out that mention of shopless fiddling with one button?

(43:13):
What are we gonna do for fire? Almost because the
hen the coop needs to get back to go. There's
there's a there's a coope house. Okay, actually that is happening.
That it is happening. I have to sign the least. Okay, bock.
That was one of the most I've ever had. I
think it was the best week of my have we had.
I thought I got I'm not joking. I thought I
got nodes from that trip because my voice did not

(43:37):
recover until August and we went in the beginning of July.
I was like, I got no. I was about to
go get scoped, screaming, screaming. Um Zadaran's theme center after
an Emmy nomination probably was the talk about adele bitch,
that's that the nodes are happening. No emotional. I was
so emotional. I busted Queen hasten nation. I'm so motion

(44:00):
about screaming. I watched busted quick Irans, I got some motion.
I started screaming about that trans were head electrics right
before I still that was Cynthia. Cynthia. That was more
Cynthia than Yeah, that was That was one of the
I don't think that that anything in my life. Is

(44:23):
it sad to say this will top that? And that
was one of the most joyful weeks. We're pretty sad
to say that it was a perfect week, a perfectly
it was perfect. It was we were so fucking annoying
we were, I mean it, and I loved it. I'm
saying this, bro, I'm not saying this as a read
on us. I loved how annoying we were. But we

(44:44):
weren't even that. We we only cared about ourselves. We
weren't disturbing other people that we were were No, no, no,
there are were There are those fucking people on fire islands.
We kept ourselves mostly who like, barge into any old
house and you're like that, but any bar we were
as if everyone's annoying unking of bike corns. Yeah, we

(45:05):
were laughing at head at let me go over to
the ice palace. We are fullyet. We eat into busted, honey.
We turned the party out and busted and busted loved it.
That was a thunderstorm and that was the thunderstript when
she went for three our three hours, that was one
of the best. That was one of the best watching
busted for three hours. Round out, we did grown out

(45:30):
brown out. Also for being I mean, we could be
annoying whatever. I was still meeting my husband every hour.
You met many husbands. I met a lot of husbands
that week. I love buy you met buddy. I mean
I met big buddy. I'm his little buddy, buddy, And
I'm glad we didn't get that round of drinks so
that you could have big brow in your life. No,
it all was that big brow at that Oh my god, hey,

(45:54):
or it was out that was so funny. I really
was supposed to get I say, his eyes as if
he'd never met me. Hey. I was like, do you
need help with the drinks? What drinks? I'm a stranger
to him. He's so confused. You came, what do you mean? Remember?

(46:16):
Do you remember the other time we walk about the
other time we were getting pizza for dinner and you
were like, had pizza in our hands and You're like,
but should we go into pavilion. There's like a thing there.
We're like, we have pizza, We're going home. You're like,
but a guy just gim me and he's in there.
We're like, well, then you can go. I'm not bringing
pizza into pavilion and the boodles. What did I end

(46:39):
up doing? I think I think you would. I think
you have the pizza. Aaron. Couldn't you share the story
of of Whittaker making because we never none of us

(46:59):
because you who did the pod from there, which must
have not We've not talking, so no one in the
house could cook, almost to the point where it was dangerous.
Little we could. Cereal was sort of like this is
hard and study green and time Mitchell teamed up on
a meal. They did all the r but Whittaker was like,
I'm going to make tuna for everyone one day. And

(47:21):
then I came in and was like, maybe this is
a good day. Not not not not Tona, I'm gonna
up some raw tuna. No. No, he was like, I
was like, hey, today might be a good day to
make tuna salad and I and he said, oh, well,
I just bought a sandwich and I said we can
have it for dinner. Andy for dinner. You can make

(47:45):
us lunch now a little did little dinner salad cut
did it's very evil you? Yeah, it's very evil. Had
you so e evil? You call city yourself artful? Dog?

(48:09):
Take the tea house? So you don't think it was
high top? You think it was hard. I think it
was hard. And where is hot words? Really it's really
it's high top. Also knew I never replaced something, but
it's still there. Is next to hibar still around. I pray, yeah,
we should be actually that week we can actually do

(48:31):
when you guys should you guys must kind of do
one little sweep through and I like, really wear a
body back, not a body bag, wear a cross body back,
your bodyguard, bring your body back when he kills the thief.
I remember when people are tweeting it, you know, reply
to them. No, no, no, no, it's no hard, no heart,
I do I do love to respond, no heart, no,
I want to love. Give flowers to someone in the

(48:53):
room for using Twitter right all along? Which was which
is which? Which one is to not use it? It's
both of these girls. Josh is never but you never
had a porn on, did you? I have created one
because of because because of my sister's advice. But that's
my only Twitter experience has used Twitter correctly the entire time,
which is just to follow porn accounts. Well you your

(49:14):
account was like sort of a real account and neither
real one, and I would do the year, and then
I deleted it during the year. I said I cannot
be then account, and then I yeah, and then I'm
probably around that for them. Yeah I made an account.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well we had to get That's how
we got through. We got through. I should look how
much money I spent on only fans. It's a thousand

(49:39):
dollars I'm giving away. I bet that. I never feel
like I'm not spending money in a good way. But
it's just I probably don't have to be subscribed. I really,
you know, they get you. Once you're on someone's channel,
you see all the thing, you get bored. You gotta
re subscribe in a couple of months. I'll give virtually
anyone one month, like any person ever jerked off to ever.

(50:01):
I like, if I see creative only fans And that
was a really good point. Any of our friends, who
can he pay you if you don't have it only
I say again, who says I don't have one? Drop
the link? Drop the link? Yeah? But if he dropped it,

(50:24):
because they doing a bit when we're trying to tell
you something that can improve your life, If only he doesn't,
you are corner. You're hard. You don't even know what Hey,
you don't know from hard? You really don't what is hard?

(50:48):
If not soft and waiting three change champions. I'm just
saying we tried to help you, and you unhelped make
your only fans link public. If you want w w
dot only fan dot, come slash me? Who here would start?

(51:12):
At first? I was about to ask the same the
same thing, Yeah, I think about it. I'm a horrible
pig from how yeah do you identify as? Yeah? Gage?
What makes you a pig? What makes someone a pig?
Because there's a pig sitting right here? Asking art community
and the king community were being pretty specific, being connotated

(51:34):
with like loving cock, loving to serve, collecting loads, collecting loads.
I'm being me, I'm not like a pig like that.
I'm being foisted this label. I think on the apps pig,
people are calling me pig to your day. Someone was like,
I don't know, hey, you look you look good in
that outfit. I was like, oh, thanks, and wearing like

(51:55):
this because you have to like to course, I think
he looked that's a piggy, and so I I don't
I don't begrudge. I'm not confused at the um person.
Those are not mutually exclusive. Me a pig for sure.
I've seen Babe Piggy wish when she sings a valid
Kate Stole is gorgeous. Piggy is gorgeous. She's one of

(52:19):
the most beautiful in the world. Was beautiful fighting Piggy
Cleopatra Elizabeth Taylor as Hermione Goblet of Fire four um
when she comes the fourth Goblet of Fire Jessica Rabbit FOURTHO. Guys,

(52:45):
I forget your gay Thank you Lupia in the blue
dress with the oscar. A guy today said, um, you
look great in that thing. I was like, thanks so much.
He goes and then he goes, p eig, I bet you,
I bet you'd look good if I bought you a
skirt and like started to like that to me is

(53:07):
even more sissy. Yeah, that's it's not pig is pretty
mask and left right, and so now I'm like, okay,
I'm getting here dissonant thought? Did these dissonant? This person
is around? Here's the pig in a skirt, no piggy herself.
Here's the easiest way to understand pig honey, you're it,
um Gomera, the angel comes down. You don't suck the angel.
You want angel to fuck you. I'd be a pig

(53:30):
for the bottom. But I want to sniff the angels pits.
You want to sniff those winged pits. Yes, if we
could do any of this stuff, as long as we
have an honest conversation about it beforehand and we really
make sure that we're on the same page. Preach. Oh,
I thought you were gonna go like tie this back

(53:51):
into like that night that they what. I trusted them
and looked Roger Gomera trying to enforce consents. Girls, have
we talked about like I actually was like a dark
I was edited out of the Bible. I played a character,
Matthew that stepped up to them. You did you ever

(54:11):
read it? I think maybe your rest you are cut,
but you're in babe, I've read it. I was cut.
You're the first book of the New Tests. You were Matthew,
are right? And I'm asking and so I came in
and I was like, hey, guys, before before we do anything, like,
are we making sure that we're using clear language? And
they cut me out. I think they thought it wasn't

(54:32):
fun enough for the Bible. They're like, we got to
kind of clip it all the Bible. The Bible is
so clippy because the new tests that kind of kind
of moved tell us the same story four times. That's
but yeah, rash exactly, that's it's giving the first four Gospels.
That's given. Jesus. Don't look away anymore. Look on the pod.

(54:54):
We're talking about you do Jesus. Jesus, we invite, don't apologize.
I apologie. This is a call in jes take hands, Jesus,
take with the kids. Jesus take the kids. Suicide, suicide.

(55:20):
It's time to move on to I don't think so, honey,
because actually it was really rude. Josh and Aaron said
to us in the in the email, they were like, well,
we have we have a herd out, remember one minutes
to setting. Wait, what are you guys that you haven't
dinner with your agents? Is that really is that you
haven't dinner with Fred? Tell him? I said, hello, do

(55:43):
you think that Cody Smith McPhee would jam out with us. Absolutely,
that's haven't seen the movie. But people are saying this.
People are saying Strawberry is Aaron that twinkets to me.
People are saying it's not not it's not not. I
think pictures it's different bones than Strawberita. But it is ultimately,
and this is what I'm saying to you, not gay

(56:05):
in real life. When I when I saw it in
his like they do those little things where they get
nominate for an oscar and they're like, Wow, what an amazing,
surreal moment. I want to thank everyone. Um he thanked
to my girlfriend and I was shook. It's like when
I don't want to catch COVID's been plastic dividers on
the ground the horse between that's better. It will be

(56:29):
a shame if you now caught covid. Idiot and that
was a visual. Such an idiot. You're such an idiot sometimes,
all right, So I guess this is I don't think

(56:49):
so honey, Um, this is a one minute segment. Um
that is, etcetera. You know what, I'm gonna think something
that it's really been taking me off. Well, I have
something because I have something trying to off I have something. Matt,
Matt has something. Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't
think so many's time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Unsending messages fucking stand in your truth. When I say

(57:12):
you send a message on Instagram, it really upsets me.
I want to see what it was, honey. And the
fact is you don't never even know who it is
that unstend? Is that true? And also not for nothing, y'all,
but I am I have my phone in my hand
all the time, so they're gonna unsend. No, it's possible
that I saw that you said I've caught girls before,

(57:36):
and I'm saying, I don't think so, honey. Why signing
if you're going to be unstending. I was like, be
more confident in the first place. I don't think so, honey. Also,
I guarantee I wanted just to read it. Yeah, all
my Instagram followers are my community, are my favor my friends,
my family to hear what you're saying. And if it

(57:56):
was a nude, don't unsend. And I have a feeling
a lot of them are nudes that people get. Sorry,
but a little shy about it act So, honey, I
want to see that. I do think so, honey, your
nude and that's one minute. I think you got a
girl recently because I saw them ask what was that
brand of poppers you told me about? And then I
opened it. It was gone, no clue. I responded to nothing,

(58:17):
double scorpio. Who are you trying to funk? And they're like, sorry,
I got shy, and I was like, don't be. There's
no such thing as shyness. On DM, we've already talked
about Popper's. I r L. Why you shy now? Why
you shy? Now? Why you shy now? She's a great actress.
Why are you shy now? Oh? Did you see her
talking about? What did you say? She's young, but she's

(58:42):
really good. Why you while you said drink, I don't drink, Kate,
I'm of a coffee. I'm more of a coffee. I
expressed that, and Oprah says, let me show you to
my coffee house. And I was just like Oprah cam
it why he was not intimidated by Oprah? She told
her to Cannon on air, Why you was the Oprah

(59:05):
of her country? Oh? Why he was nine years old?
She's she drinks cotty and she's an Hotey. Iran loves her,
Korea town loves her, loves her. She's a former and esthesiologist.
House of shy. Now of course her drag name ansthesia.

(59:29):
What's the is there a just spelled? And okay, I
got it? I was. I felt like there was, but
I wasn't seeing And that was the last name? Latitudinal? Latitudinal?

(59:50):
Did Jane Champion not win nothing for the piano? Not
win nothing? She won a package and Brodie one right
climbing on the chairs. You're thinking of it and honey,
let's beautiful. If you stop, if you stop clucking, I
can tell you the answer. Which she want a screenplay? Oscar? Okay?
She sometimes I need to nake and she has an

(01:00:15):
oscar to cover herself with. Okay, I think she's gonna
win for power of the what is it? Power of
the room, the room, power of the room, power of
the room. Jane Champion, Kirstana dunt Carston darn and then
Jesse plus we need to talk about is that is
not nominated for It's not They didn't submit it. They

(01:00:36):
didn't know that it was submitted a different song from
Why would they think it was going to be the
number one song in the world. It shouldn't be. It's
of a bad culture that that's the market still or
has something come maybe Jane Champion, Miranda Manuel, Sorry, Manuel's
kicking herself or not? The kickers, Yeah, they must be feeling.

(01:00:59):
So I'm literally looking to see what's on top of
the billboard hot one hund right now, to see if
it is in fact, we don't talk about No Bruno,
we don't talk about and I am getting the answer. Okay,
it's coming in that this is coming. The number one
song in America is still we don't talk about on
this February, Gladlinds finally catching a bread. I'm Gladlin's finally

(01:01:22):
from the drama Billboards Pirates, I have something. This is
bill and Yanks. I don't think so Honey and Her
time starts now. I don't think so Honey is small?
And Testine, why you gotta bend around for me? So rude?

(01:01:45):
I'm gonna be so small compared to what if I'm
if I'm eating a meat ball, you if I'm shipping
out the meat ball in day ate that small? Okay?
And I want to brag about how big my small
testines are. But then I undercut that claim by calling
it the small intestine. And that's where all the bugs live,

(01:02:06):
all the viruses thrive, the bacteria swim. I need you
to cool it, be something simpler, be less scary. You're
like an alien living in my body. I didn't sign
up for this. I'm not sign up to have a
small intestine in my body and sit with it every
day and my body and I think I did not

(01:02:27):
consent to having this. Oregon give us Oregon autonomy. And
now I don't want half the things inside my meat sect.
Remember before when I e favorite body part, at least
every body part that you want out of your body
intestine and say with me, girls, small bladder, bladder, you

(01:02:48):
don't need it. What's the thing that explodes? Depend on
your dick? On big Brother's face, No buddy, his name
is Big Bro. Big Brother is a reality show Maven
Brothers from four George orwell herself. I would be so
horny that if I was, because what we would be

(01:03:15):
because of aids. You say, it would be dead of cocaine.
Always being gay in the eighties sounds sounds very hard,
and I'm being I'm sorry being real. It does sound
really hard. It's hard, but you want to see, here's
something harder than living through AIDS, living through the art
based on it. Honey's great, proud of myself through the art. Yeah,

(01:03:42):
you live through AIDS. I lived through angels, bitch, Oh
my god. The inheritance both nights, honey. Oh, that's pretty good.
I don't remember why that happened. It's a great joke.
That's really funny. It's a really edgy jokes. It's something
like family guys. It's gonna yeah, honey, it's gonna be banned.
It's gonna be it's like that like that. It's a

(01:04:04):
joke like that the band in your country. I'll joke
like that, joke like that in your country. And got
I a joke. I love your phone one that is
not that. The hips are like Bruno hips going yeah
like that. You would say, you cannot say in the

(01:04:25):
after that, no, I'm not I didn't that's what I
did my tongue that strawber I did not do that
strawberry to that's appropriate. Your get up and it happen.

(01:04:45):
Get in a cock cray for me. This feels good
like for toddlers, you know, you get them standard watch
Clue so fun. They love to stand. Okay, which one
of you wants to go first? Oh god, I can go.
Mine's not good. Thanks for bringing your A game to

(01:05:09):
the Pope. I keep what mean you keep? Forgetting it?
You veterans. I completely agree with you. But because you're complacent,
you come in here and you think it's gonna be
some walk in the park, and you treat this like
it's not a show. You treat it like it's hang out.
It's not a show with a thousand listeners. It's true.

(01:05:30):
It is crazy that I'm sorry, No, you're looking away
from me. Do you feel intimidated? Like this is bad joke?
Like that? Like that? Like that? This is this is
Aaron Jackson's I don't think this time starts now. I

(01:05:53):
don't think so, Honey. When I get a pimple on
my ass, what the hell? I am trying to have
a beautiful ass to show the boys and girls of
the country and the world, and then there's a pimple,
and then it take a long time to go away
because you can't The Creamson ointments are harder to use

(01:06:16):
on the ass than the face. I don't think so
here I am at the club, pulling down the waist
fair getting ready to get fucked against urinal and then
the top saying, brother, that's his dinny little as day Here,
I am thirties six years old with a pimple on
my ass? What's the guy got d cling ass? I

(01:06:42):
care if I wash it in the shower. I love
the thing. I don't want to use to that by leisure.
I'm too old for this. I have my vanity. I
don't think so, Honny, pull on my as. That was
a beautiful, beatable hashtag. We've all been there. More of

(01:07:03):
the angel come up? Say the city as you know. Yeah,
you're trying to get fund to go and the angel
turns your ass down. There's this get burned down by God?
You're retten all on that cheek. What I identified with
about your I don't think so, honey, was when you
said that the ass was harder to reach than the face.
I thought that was really true and you never that

(01:07:25):
was That was the That was the part that I
identified with during your I don't think so? How do
you can I ask something anything? Darling? I feel like
we're your sisters. Thank you, sisters. I never feel like
more of a fool gesture, then the clown square. Then
when I'm trying to shave around my anus, I don't

(01:07:49):
even do that. You get it wet. Well, I have
a smooth cheeks, but there is hair in my ass crack,
and there's hair in the crack, but I don't have
the hair. And I've occasionally gotten a wax, yeah, I have,
very rarely, but it's a pros job. I love when
I get taking blade to hold. I actually should commit
myself to a regular wax, because I do always love it,

(01:08:12):
but I don't. I should do professionally. We'll see. I
don't know that I have one necessarily. But one time
during sex, the person said the hair is getting in
the wet and the and then it must be killed.
Turned the trajectory of my life. I've taken to the
top of the building and I'm throwing them off, happy
to murder them, happy to murder them. And now I'm like, well,

(01:08:34):
now I have to keep it every day of the year,
a smooth hole. They want the hairs pigs, very little
pig hole pigs walking right away if they see. I
don't think do all pigs like hair. I'm not put
any We're gonna get torn apart. Thank god, I'm not there.

(01:08:54):
Hannibal left the part what's that? You know? Whatever you
said was perfect? I could I don't know to Hannibal
in the look a Hannibal electric that someone gets eaten
and live by hogs because they're nasty. I'm literally I'm
literally sitting here and I'm literally thinking there was a
time my hole got harrier and what happened? I don't know.
You were a baby even then, since you were a

(01:09:16):
baby when you came up, I don't know. I just
feel like it's weird. Like lately my whole has not
been Harry. Okay, it's gotten less hair. I think it knows.
I think my ale learned. That's great. I'm losing hair
on like my my lag. Well that's from socks and pants. Yeah,
I guess your hands and so I think maybe it's
the same you're supposed to be naked. I wear socks
on my whole, so that's probably why I wear socks

(01:09:39):
and pants on my whole. What do you have a
distended what is it when you're when you're as probably
I have a little piggy tail. Tanglow was a bubble
to and fro free. I just thought it was Josh.

(01:10:05):
Wasn't The soldiers are going, does your hang? What was
your whole? What was your whole? Honey? I I just
thought it was. That's good. Okay, this is so good, girls,
this is Josh, your love and support. Okay, we're ready
to do from They have a Was it tie in about?

(01:10:31):
Was it tying in a nut? Was it tying? Wasn't
throwing up? Was it whole? Hey? Hell? Why was it?
Why this is Josh sharps. I don't think it. Time
starts now. I don't think so, Honey. The water in
l A. You girls are like, huh, it's a desert,

(01:10:52):
but yeah, you won't shut up about going to the beach.
The water is right there. Figure it out, Hollywood. You
make Spider Man get nine. Guess you make Spider Man fly.
You can't make water taste good? God, I've seen Wizarding World.
Magic is happening a year, magic every day, And you
can't make water. Y'all love to make juice. That seems harder.

(01:11:12):
It's got fruit in it. Water. Water is only one
thing New York can make water, and we are an
island of this. Honey. I need water bad. But there
isn't any in this town that don't let me try
some that tastes so bad, so bad, it tastes like

(01:11:34):
a fucking little, fucking little pickpocket feet the whole harry
little pickpocket, dirty hole day. I ain't no pigs. Get it.
Get ahold of yourself, get ahold of your water, Los Angeles.
And that's one minute, Wow, a thing to the whole town.
I think they hear you alluding. I honestly have to say,

(01:11:54):
go off because that was amazing, because you know, it's
really important to talk about what it is. Water World
we all need. It's a world of waterfied way. What
I identified with when during your I don't think the
money was when you said, um that you've seen Wizarding World,
because really true. If they can do World, they can

(01:12:16):
figure out. I felt like I identified with you. And
isn't the water World show also at Universal playing the
water there? And that is a gaggy show. Everyone stopping.
Go to Universal, get your ass to that show. We
should go tonight. I would go, are we going out?
You know we pushed our flights a week to hang out.

(01:12:36):
We should go to Universal. You guys, have I've never been,
You've never been. I've never been a Universal. No, we're going.
We'll go and we will see the water World show.
I'm not telling you girls, I really do want to
go to Universal, want to like the Prince of Universal.
They know me, I'm sure they do, but that the

(01:12:56):
Duke of CityWalk sits before us. Do the minions come
out with Yeah, they go Betana, and I'm like, shut up,
I'm not here for you. And I say, hey, little
fag hey, little fag hey, sweetle fags, get your overalls.
But no, no, no, no no, I take it by it.
I take it by the scruff's neck. Oh my god,
I bet you showing up to City Walk and the

(01:13:18):
Minion's coming out as like angels showing up to so
it's like iverson and everyone recognized me. And then the
minions I sort of like a joke, like that joke
like that is eating it. There's nine thousand tails and
the snake is eating all of our guests. It was

(01:13:48):
so good to have you. Thank you, thank you. As
will always be in with a song. Yeah, we're still
in with a song. Question Mark as always be in
with a song. Great, you don't talk. Maga mixed of
the episode. We don't talk about bru, get out, hoppy

(01:14:09):
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