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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey everybody, it's me Matt Rodgers, letting you know. Tickets
are on sale now to see me on tour, the
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in a city near you. And now lost culch drums
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look mare, Oh, I see you my own look over
there is that culture Yes, wow, lost cult ding, Lost
Culturistas calling number forty. Elwood, Sorry, our mistake, take your break.
And to think that we're talking about the musical and
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we weren't even talking about the movie. There's so many iterations,
different iterations of l. I hope Elwood's becomes the new
I guess alphabet. But I'm saying like I want Eloo
to be the equivalent of the Joker to actors. Yeah,
I want female actress to give their own takes on
Elwoods and win Oscar's. I want to play Elwood's. Oh
my god, I think I think Elwoods should be one
of those things. It's like Shakespeare, men and women can
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do it. Anyone should be able to take a test nine.
Sarah Sherman, Squirm, squirm, you are our favorite person. We
saw her last night. It's always a joy ride, an
immediate injection of energy and love. And let me tell
you something. You know, style fashion is kind of like
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collapsing into itself. Sarah Sherman will forever be a style icon,
period down. No one is dressing like her. She has
an eye. She's an artist. You know what her dragon
king name should be. Papa color Many Party Shallow. You
created when Parvety Shallow came to television on Survivor from now,
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from that point on, people were saying, she's a parvity type.
They're a parvity. She made a type. You created what
it means to be hot girl, hot girl. Who you
know who rules bisexual? Bisexual? Which is like what feminine?
That is the power. But it was always the way
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you were calculated, the way you learned whoa that feels
fast is just getting shorter and shorter, and the hills
are alive with the sound of iconography. Music wasn't even enough.
It was it's beyond music, it's art. It's art. Queen
Clarice Ronaldi. Not everyone can fill all the hills with
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the sound of music. Not everyone can just run through
a field and like hold the frame, but also inspire
every braid blade of glass around, every blade of glass,
every braid of glass, braid of glass. She did victure
Victoria did your legend? Okay? Two hundred thirty sixties are
shorter parks, Phaedra. I mean just the other day I
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was hearing our friends Hunter Harrison Peyton Dick's quote just
casually drop they do too much because we do too little.
You know that season of Traders won the Emmy because
of period. You can say it one hundred, Paedra. You
they brought our television moments again and ruin people's lives.
And yet again I'm being accountable. You know she's on
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Dancing with the Stars right now. What Yeah, we're watching
they're winning an Emmy. Let's stop, stop the podcast we're
watching VIS two hundred and thirty five. Jim Gaffigan talk
about this look clean, the clean comedian legend, the hot
pockets bit, that's just legendary. We needed to represent some
clean comedy on the list. No no, and like can
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we say something. Yeah, if you had to put a
gun to our head and say you can't say any
cusses and talk about sex. We can. We would say shoes,
which says say pull the trick, pull the trigger. I'm
not Gaffigan level, release the bullet into my brain, kind sir.
I can't do it like Gaffigan does. And my okay
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not lind You know we were recently at the US Open.
Oh my god, the camera cut to Lindsay Lohan, and
I can only describe what happened as an ovation radiance
they were. They kept cutting to like celebrities in the crowd,
people whatever. No response like the one Lindsay Lohan got.
It's because we're so ready, Lindsay for you, You're ready.
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There's no one like you. She's she's never looked better ever.
Do you know how hard it is to play Katie
Heron and like be the center of that movie that
is time? Oh my god, she's she's just great in everything,
great in everything, truly. Didn't see the irishum wesh or
whatever me neither Number two hundred thirty three. Princess Zelda.
She is the leader of hyrule. Her dad isn't really
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doing much. Yeah, King King Thornton, No, not King Thornton anyway,
Oh my god, what is going on. It feels like
everything is falling apart. He doesn't know who the King
of Hyrule is. She just over there fucking up. This
is supposed to be Princess Zelda's moment. Let me just
say is you can become she. She has the Triforce
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of Wisdom. She embodies wisdom, She tells Link where to go.
She she sacrificed herself and turned into a dragon in
the most recent Zelda game, and she has her own
game coming out, Echoes of Wisdom. Let's she sacrificed herself
and that has to be over thirty seconds. Huh yes, yeah, okay, okay,
Number two hundred and thirty two Matt Matt Blog. You know,
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there were rumors about him being gay during my IMDb days,
and I want, I wish they were they were true,
so bad. I don't think they were. He's one of
the he's one of the hottest, one of the hottest,
time to watch episodes, episodes. That's what it was. Was
that it was that it he was hot on that.
I mean, he's one of the funniest people's Yeah this episodes, episodes, episodes, Okay, yeah, yeah,
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the won five seasons. Oh a two hundred and thirty one.
Busted Queen, you are a cherry grove staple, a piece
of staple, a fire Island legend. We see you every year.
I have never been happier than when she recently did
a dress reveal to the same dress. Oh yeah, she
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has an iconic blue gown. Would you call it a gown?
It's not a gown? What is it? It is cocktail dress.
It is a disgusting busted I would say, looking blue.
Just yeah, a little cocktail dress. She tore it off
and the same dress. Jodie Foster number two hundred and thirty,
recent Emmy winner, two time Oscar winner. She was iconically clarice.
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She saved brook Smith's life down there and she said
brook Smith, oh my god. Remember yeah, she stood up
to had an elector. She actually looked in his eyes
and she said, I'm not afraid of you, but you
knew she was. She was a little better. You can
see that in the performance. There was fear, but there
was also braverite duty, duty, dootyty. She had a duty.
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She had a duty. She played a lot of cops.
Two undred twenty nine Sutton Foster. I'll never forget seeing
you in the drowsy chaperone on Broadway years ago, and
you were doing show Off, and I said, I think,
out loud tears in my eyes, that is the most
talented person I've ever seen. Yeah, I even have. I've
I've gotten to see her live a few times. Yep,
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but I even just think the video of her doing
anything goes and doing that whole fucking tap tap moment.
She's one of the crazestiest things a human being has
ever done. Just sorry, Once upon a mattress thrilling, they
would say, like iconic Winifred Okay number two twenty eight,
Clay Aikin, there was a reason they called them Claymates.
Claymates to the Measure of a Man one of the
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great albums. I'll never forget. I saw the tour with
Clay Aikin and Kelly Clarkson, and the women, of course
that were in that audience were so slobbering. Sh sweat
this gay guy for this gay guy any but he
did have a voice like James seven. Thank you for
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Thank you for the way that you communicate, the way
that you write, the way you write with relevantress, You
write with importance, you write with urgency about the things
that are plaguing society, and you clarify things. I've never
met anyone like you. Audiobook legend. I'll never forget when
I was listening to Trick Mirror like she was talking
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about Neve Shulman and there's a line where she goes,
Shulman punched a girl in college. That's that's why audiobook
culture is important. Killed it? You know what? I just
want to say, x O x O to you, Camila Cabo.
I appreciate this album. I like the album. I listened
to it quite a bit. You got it dreaming. I've
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been giving you streams and I have. I was a
Fifth Harmony girly. We were all Fifth Harmony girlies. I
liked her first album. I let me tell you something
I don't. I'm not a huge x ox SO fan,
but I was the one who put her on this list.
I know because I still think that that the overall
totality of her work is is oh havannah Unna. I'm
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saying havanah, Oh yes, yes, oh yes yes. Number two
under twenty Fiveastin Judge and Pete's not on the list.
Pete's not on the list, but Shaston gave us a
new model to work with in terms of political arm candy,
political wife, political spouse. He said, I'm a gay improv husband.
I did improv. I feel I wear I wear glasses.
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I am cute as heck, and I'm showing up and
I'm on the arm of my husband and he is
saying what needs to be heard. I'm the first gentleman
of South South Indiana. Okay, this is two twenty four
Josie and the Pussy Cast. Is this the movie or
the people? The people? Okay, they were so good, the
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Tara Reid, Rachel Lee Adams, Rachel Lee Cook, Rachel I'm sorry, Nope,
don't take it out, Rachel Lee Cook, Rachel Lee Adams,
Rachel Lee, Rachel Adams. Well, you know what, sorr O Dawson,
A lot of a lot of Rachel's. By the way,
we didn't say for Parker Posey. Her performance in this
movie is the greatest of Allen Comming, Breck and Meyer,
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because you know that I don't yeah, follow to my party.
You're a party. Two twenty three, Jim, I'm just gonna
let you take this one. You know, he changed the world.
He had an impact on the culture. They made a
movie about him, and he walked out. We walked out
of app walked out of Appenheimer. But I will say
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the impact of J. Robert Oppenheimer of you know, Prometheus,
he he he created, he created death on a mass scale,
and that is we have to acknowledge that. I guess.
So I started to bone jowing Appenheimer. I'm like, let's go.
He goes to A twenty two. It's Tate McCrae. If
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you forgot Britney spears, don't worry. Tate McCray is flinging
puss up and down and around the other day, Bowen
Yang goes, I just wish she would hold still in
one shot because we don't know what she looks We
don't know what she looks at. I don't know what
your face looks like. It's okay, I'm okay. I'm just
like you stop. You are running, You are jumping around
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the stage, tossing your hair, your face, your neck. Mean well,
I like the songs. My favorite songs of hers are
like you broke me first in the more sense, oh
my yeah, yeah, you like now the days are like
keep moving to you know. But in this video though,
she's like topless getting arrested. I know, I kind of stand,
but I'm like, it's so chaotic, so crazy. Number two
hundred twenty one, sud Green the other one of us.
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The phenomenon. She is a phenomenon when you say the
first feminhenomenon. Absolutely, I think she really showed the girls
how it should be done. She said, y'all, y'all haven't
heard about feminism, and I'm going to school your ass
and iconic hair just like chapel of femininomenon fame, iconic hair,
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iconic work, ethic, iconic body, iconic a young woman, young woman,
iconic breasts and tits and ass. She wouldn't mind a
saying that two hundred twenty meg fucks fabulous actor. I mean,
Jennifer's body never looks so good. And I will say
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there there's a case to be made for that being
the greatest so of all time. Definitely. Can I ask
you a question, Yeah, have you ever been tempted to
light your tongue on with a lighter? Because she makes
it look cool? And by I am gonna I am
gonna hate that. I think it's dangerous. It does seem dangerous.
I think that when I saw her light her tongue
on fire. I was so aware of the fact that
she was supernatural on a vampire that I would didn't
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feel compelled to do it, But I said, I think
it was cool that she was doing it. Yes, number
two hundred nineteen Roy my favorite Roy. Oh absolutely, And
I say that with acknowledging all her complexity. I don't
really remember much of the show that doesn't involve her. Yeah,
I would say she is the female lead character of
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the show, and so us as sort of gay guys.
It's so important person hit hard. And also when it's
portrayed by the one and only Sarah Snook, I will
say when Logan dies, her response like her Sarah Snooke's reaction,
that that performance is like the thing that makes the
whole thing. And eighteen pasta. This can be anything, this
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can be table, it's lla, this can be penne, this
can be spaghetti. This is pasta. This is an umbrella
for all noodle and noodle. Yeah, what does pasta have
to be Italian? I guess. So, yeah, pasta is like
an Italian product, right Asia from China? So so what
you wouldn't call that pasta? No, that's that's noodle. But
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like the thing. The thing that the Chinese gave the Italians.
The thing that the Chinese gave Marco Poe was noodles.
That's funny, and I put Oppenheimer on the list and
not noodles. Two hundred seventeen. Luther Van Dross, I mean
created a whole. I mean, you know what, took the
baton from Marvin Gay and in a lot of ways
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and said, I'm gonna make music for fucking Your love
is ahole, honey. He is so good. I want Harry
Daniels to sing some Luthy Van Dross. Oh my god,
I hope he comes up to you and sings with
the van draws the endless love that with Mariah Carey.
I want him to sing never too much, never too much,
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never too much. Okay. Sixteen ranked higher than Anne Hathaway. Well,
Anne Hathway is an actual royalty. She might be a queen. No,
she doesn't rule over an actual domain domain Genovia. ME
at Thermopolis the make Oh what are the iconic makeovers
in history? MI at Thermopolis was Sabrina Carpenter's twenty twenty
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four of film for Anne Hathaway. Wait say that again,
I don't think I can, because I don't think it
actually syntactically made sad, but emotionally, I know the readers
know exactly what the fuck I mean. Two hundred and
fifteen Helen of Troy face that launched a thousand chips.
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I think it was a thousand chips. Yeah, it's not
enough ships, you know. Pretty. But the other day, bow
was at the Emmys and he said, oh my god,
Karen Pittman came over and I was like, house stunning
is she in person? And Bowen said, Helen of Troy.
And then I saw I literally was on Instagram the
other day and I saw like a picture of Karen
at the Emmys, and I literally I said, Wow, he
was right, perfect, the most done it stunning, perfect face,
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perfect smile, and just everything just oh so beautiful, Helen
of Troy. Karen, I might as well be on this
fourteen talking about another face that launched a thousand chips.
I will say I'm sorry to everyone else. At the Emmys.
She and I told her this we were catching up
her text. I was like, she was the highlight of
the Emmys for me. Oh, by the way, people are
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asking who I was like gesturing to when Alex Edelman
was giving his acceptance speech at the Emmys. I was like,
the camera caught me going. I was like gesturing to someone.
It was to Lily Gladstone. So is that to say
you didn't like what was going on here on everyone
else's dress? No, I just I saw Lily. I clocked
Lily in the crowd, and we we had a moment together.
Number two thirteen. Son Zoo son Stue wrote the Art
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of War, Yes, which has inspired many, many, many people,
reality stars even Yeah, by any means necessary, by any
means necessary, attack from the back. I don't know. I
have never read it. Attack from the back. You know,
I've actually read the Art of War. Any takeaways I
can tell you're you're a beast. I am a beast.
(16:52):
You Actually this podcast has succeeded because of my motto
of by any means, by any means necessary. So then,
what have you learned from Art of War? I'm the
some sew of some sew of podcasts. Oh my god,
twelve counts. What a life? Life is a cabaret. Life
is a cabaretle. Jump she she is? That wasn't Chacher,
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that was Becca n't don't blame don't blame the dog.
We're talking about the car. Alice Ripley did not make
the list. Now Lowndela SEPs drove a car off a
cliff with her children in it, married a count been
arrested for attacking a police officers. Don't be all uncool.
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Number two ndred eleven Max, a Bop creator. She certainly
has one side of her hair that's longer than the
other or something. I there is documented still respect that
she chose for her aesthetic. Thank God for this podcast,
because there is the documented moment of you telling me
who Aba Max was and that one side of her
hair is longer than the other, end me being incredulous.
(17:58):
You could you broke in that moment? I said, her thing,
It's like how Chapelon's thing is like her red curly hair.
Even Max's thing is one hair long, one hair short.
And I said, I respect it. I respect it. Number
two hundred ten. I didn't know who this was, but
I looked at up you and I stand you and
is one of the greatest video game and villains of
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all time. Huh. Voiced by many people including Lance Bass
and Kingdom Hearts Games. Oh that's great. He is Uh
he finds out he is the product of a government experiment.
He can't have a good reaction of that. Well, so
he was injected with the cells of an alien life form,
oh my god, named Genova. And so then he goes
has has a nervous breakdown and then starts to kill everybody,
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and then and starts to plot to summon a meteor
to destroy the earth. It is one of the great
stories of all times. Color Me Intrigued, Number two hundred nine,
Miranda Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy and will never stop, will
never stop? Whoa Lin Manuel Miranda's favorite song because of this,
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because of this podcast, I swear to god, I'm not kidding.
Lynn Manuel reached out after that to say I love
Dancing Crazy by Miranda cos Girls. Thank you for putting
in on the top three hundred Global Songbook or whatever
the fuck we did. Put your hands up, put your
hands up? What I mean? What that's pop? I like
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you and you like me. We get to get in
and we're happy. Did you hear me say that? Did
you hear me say that? What the fuck? What the fick?
That's Matt Rogers, Patty Harris. I have I used to
cover dancing crazy on my Christmas show that and while
I can get sexual too, Oh my god, you have to.
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Are we still going? Hundred? Two hundred eight Scott Pilgrim,
Scott Pilgrim versus the World, versus the World versus the
seven Evil Lexes. Honey, oh seven evelexs. I only have
a few. I don't have seven. I can't imagine it.
He's been through emotional trauma. Two hundred seven Luis Drive
Julia Louis dreyfust. When Elaine did the dance, Oh my god,
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all ants were like, you remember, you remember Elaine. I
feel like everyone loves to do the course. But it's
a tribute. It's a testament to Julia Louis Drivers that
she is the only one that can really do it.
Can I just also say it's a testament to someone
growing up with money and still being like, still getting
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it and still being with it and still empathizing billionaire
down And also, you know what, Veep, thank you for
making comedy mean again. Oh my god, sorry, but it
needs to be mean again. Two hundred and six Joan
for the sacrifices that you made. Welcome to the iconic
four hundred Joan of Arc and thank you for inspiring
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chapels vm A performance. Oh yeah, just so fire you
are fire girl. You were portrayed by Lely Sobieski in
a TV movie. Anything else to say about Joan French
French icon? All I'm saying is no, was Arcisan on here?
Only Joan of French? I got? Was she French? I
think I think Joan of arc is French und five big.
(21:11):
She was in bed mostly, she really was. She was old,
she was you know she The house is kind of
they couldn't really do much. Oh to say the house
was kind of messy, I think is a huge understatement. Boy.
I think if you got to watch the movie again,
that house was a damn Like can you imagine horrors
being on back then and them going into that house
and little Edie being like, well, you can't take that
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stuff away. My favorite is in the in the TV
movie with Drew Lang when people go in their house
and whatever anyone wats in the house, they go number two,
Little Eadie, this is the first off. I can't do
it the best fashion of I know, it's it's it's hard,
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it's it's my impression though, drewmore impression of lady when
she danced around with that flag. Oh that was really fun.
Costume costume? What else did she was like? Cost okay,
oh my god. Then Christine Ever saw it in the
Greg Gordon's musical Sto remember that. Stop. Christine Ebersall didn't
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make the list. That's okay, I love her, okay two
hundred and three. Let me tell you something I saw
Rosalia performed at Coachella last year. I know that's the
world's greatest performer. I'm gonna give some to you right now.
What we wrote her into an SNL sketch when she
was the musical guest. She did a cameo with me
my Don't Stop Believing sketch with Zoe Kravitz. She came
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in at the end saying don't stop believing with me.
Then between dress and air we were told to cut
her for time and I had to confront her. At
the end she said, you know, she said to me,
she was me, and she said, I was so excited
to make my TV debut with you. I've done wrong
by Rosalia and I will never forgive myself. You have
to make it right. I don't know that. I don't
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think I can. You have to make it right, number
two hundred and two, Oscar Isaac. You know who would
make it right with Rosalia Oscar, Oscar Isaac, a good man.
You'd make it right with with whoever he wanted. We
have the same stylist. We had the same stylist. That
is a man that I I would I would do
anything for. He's hot. He is in I'm sorry, but
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in person it is a vibe and a half crazy.
You can tell he knows it too, in a way
that's perfectly permitsive. No, totally fine. Let me tell you something.
When he comes on screen during the Star Wars, I'm
like number two hundred one, Isaac Isaac Newton. Theory of
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relativity has never been so created. Not relativity, that is Einstein.
Gravity is Isaac Newton. And you know what, No, I
love gravity by Sarah barrellis I love We never had,
sir Isaac Newton, We would never have. You know, there
would never be Apple without the apple is because of
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the apple of Isaac Newton. Oh so you mean because
he that was him? The apple fell on his head allegedly. Okay,
two one hundred The Spice Girls, each one teach one.
Now interesting that that all of the real Houses of
Salt Lake City had an individual placement and the Spice
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Girls have one collective placement. Talk about that, and then
I think, Victoria beck well, why don't you stop spoiling
I'm sorry so Spice Girls. I think they were such
a cultural moment in time, and they came as like
a pack of skittles. You know what I mean. You
wouldn't just eat just one color you of course, whenever
you have skittles, you have to enjoy all all the flavors.
And I think that with the Spice Girls, they packed
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such a punch of They were a kick in the
glass number two. Victoria is a whole different deal than
the Spider Girl. Right, you're right. It's we're of course
quoting her vokes everythew questions. If you haven't watched the
Victoria Beckham Vogue seventy three questions, then I have one
thing to say to you. I've got to get you
another dress. I've could get you know the dress, Victoria,
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what's to cause you care deeply about eights? I'm still
waiting on my house standing achievement about her performance in
Spice World. I will also say, what's also iconic is
we grew up very humble beginnings, very middle class. Be honest,
be honest. Number one quest Love, I mean, one of
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the great musical thinkers, musicians, period documentarian, documentarian throws it
throws a game night that I've never been to. But
look they look fun. Is this your way of asking
for an invitation? Now I've been invited, I never can go.
You've been invited and invited? What games did they play?
They play? That was like the big game? That was
like when Taylor Swift showed up to play Uno with everybody.
(25:51):
It's like it's a whole thing. Oh wow, like throw Well.
I don't think there's anyone cooler than Questlove. Actually, am no,
He's truly the coolest person. Yeah, I feel like Okay.
Number one nine and betting. Let me tell you something
about a net betting She brings herself to every role,
but she also gives you versatility. Okay. And when you
see in a net betting performance, you know you're gonna
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get intensity. Okay, you know you're gonna get the truth
because truth the truth. Okay. And yeah, I need I
need your opinion like I needed Dick in my ass.
I need your parenting advice like I needed Dick in
my ass. This is what I would call an okay
and net betting, Oh that's really good and betting number
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one ninety six. Talk about your girl, Lanas del Ray.
You created a culture, a culture, and all the girls
know that they exist because of you. Billie Eilish went
on stage during your Coachella performance and pointed to you
and said this is the reason for half you bitches,
and pointed out to the entire audience, and everyone in
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that world was a total simp. I didn't know much
of out the Lanna del Ray law and Tocochella, and
now since then, I've become a scholar. Scholar. When she
performs there, the air is shining, and yeah, it is
a magic. I wish I could have been a Fenway
Park and rained on Andey five Dakota Fanning. She is
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the blueprint, the blueprint. Have you watched The Perfect Couple yet? No?
I need to. She's giving a different side of Dakota.
I love it. Yeah, she's giving bitchy little Dakota. Oh yeah,
she's giving bitchy twenty something Dakota in a way where
I'm like, come through Dakota and Emmy nominee for Ripley.
We knew her as a little girl. I almost stepped
in her dress. At you almost stepped on her dress
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at Emmy, I said, I'm so sorry. That's okay. She
was so chill about number four, el Fanning, who famously
ate her sister. There for a while, she ate her
older sister. She said, I'm taking over for a while,
and now to see them both reigning supreme, I do
love it. I don't like thinking of it that way.
I don't like thinking of it, as you know, Dela Terry,
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how do you like thinking about it? I think they
are their two sisters, and one of them wanted a
chance to shine the biguiled, the beguiled uptown girls. Oh Dakota,
Oh yes, I know. But and here and he's telling yeah,
let's move on. Number one ninety three Sigourney Weaver, get
away from her, you bitch. Is that what it is? Yeah,
(28:23):
you bitch? She called that big alien a bitch. She said,
get away from her, you bitch. Imagine having your wits
about you enough to call a big alien a bitch
before you kill it. I don't think any of your
wits are about you if you're calling it a big alien,
like if an alien came here right now. I'm telling
you what, I would not say, you're such a bitch.
Hey bitch, if a giant monster were coming at me,
(28:45):
I wouldn't be like or fucking bitch. Number one Queer
past and present certainly couldn't pick one all ten of them.
We really ten of them. They're fab ten. I think
they should there should be like a day's of future past. Oh,
that would be good, merge. I believe that Coromo could
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time travel, Karama could time travel. What are their powers?
What do you mean if Karama can time travel, a
Karama could time travel. Anthony could play with fire. I
like that for him. Uh tan, I think the power
of camouflage. Camouflage. Okay. One ninety one Jack Antonoff, hit maker.
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I said, that's my king. I am a bleacher's super
How many times I listen to Modern Girl a day
fifteen fifteen hundred, Yeah, Jack Antonoff one of the true
artists generation. Love them. I'm telling you I already loved him.
Then I saw Bleachers at Coachella. I said, tennais moove
you make watch the moh I mean, let's go. Also
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markret Quality and those videos. Oh my god. Okay. Number
one hundred and ninety and Nancy Wilson, these dreams just
to say, whole discography sing them. Really, I think these
are the goddesses of rock. Hmmm, Uberracuda. Yeah, are you
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not familiar with I know, Heart, I just don't know
the story of Heart. You don't know, of course, of course,
of course. Yeah. So you're sort of like with Anna
Nancy Wilson the way I am about Isaac Newton. Yeah,
talk about this someone You've got to sit across and
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ask questions. Oh my god, what a privilege. And I've
seen her in some plays in theater, one of our
most gifted, one of our most gifted, and truly like
just a lesbian icon. You know what they did to
Miranda's a lot. She was always the character that was
like fucking the weird guys. She was always the one
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that got like the weird, like when John Benjamin Hickey
was had to shower after fucking her. Right, it was
a god thing. I mean, she famously dated the guy
who wanted his ass eaton. Yes, yes, yes, that's what
I'm saying. They gave her that number one hundred eighty eight.
Simone Biles. We were having the time of our lives
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in Petown. Watching that, watching flip through the skies with
the speed and the force and the determination that we
had not seen before. Women's All Around was one of
the most thrilling moments of the summer. For me. I
will never forget cheering and being so euphoric every time
she landed perfectly. Oh my god, Simon, are you ready
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for it? Oh? If you didn't think Taylor Stiff was
on the list, you're wrong. Number one hundred and eighty
seven Landa Hamilton. I'm telling you right now, that woman
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playing Sarah Connor, she was ripped, jacked and more, and
that deserved an Oscar nomination. Linda Hamilton and T two
deserved an Oscar nomination? Do you think that was? Linda
Hamilton and T two is a little queer for I
would say, like a buff girl. I'm like, yeah, I
think her trauma that she had been through at the
hands of the Terminator and the in the film The
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Terminator in nineteen eighty five created a lesbian icon two
T two lesbian icon, but also like a girl that
a gig guy would like to well because she'll protect it.
She'll protect numbers, hand handled, one word wine, two words
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red Wine. Two words president fits, two words sweet baby.
Remember that that's what he would call her. And that's
how he knew that he was cheating, because the girl
was like, he called me sweet baby. And Harry Washington
Oslivia Pope was like, what, nor, I can't wait to
see my performance of that. This is my Kerry Washington
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what she she bears her teeth, She bears her teeth.
She really she gets into it like I can't really
do a Carrie, but you know Carrie. You know who's
not on this list but should because of her name alone,
Bellamy Young. That's a great name, Bellamy. When it was good, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Season two, Season two, we done, Oh my god, Gwen Stefani. Listen, well,
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I know the cool. No, that's how gay we are
that we have Gwen Stefani on the list and we
do her third single from La Lamb and not no doubt,
not no, the third single or the fourth first was
waiting for then it was then it was rich Girl,
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then it was hollow back Girl, then it was cool.
It was the fourth thing that album had hit. That
album had so many heads. Okay, cool, so good. Simon Cowell,
he created uh a culture of meanness, toxicity, criticism culture.
Everyone thought they were a critic after Simon Cowell popped out. No,
if you're in the comments being mean, you're trying to
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do Simon Cowell dragon, You're failing and why would you
want to do that anyway? Tight black t shirt culture,
British Hollywood supremacy culture, reality television culture, unkempt hair culture,
always weird hair shape, hair shape just put some product
in it, for God's sake, was their product in it?
And it just wasn't you ugly person? And we can
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say that the moon people have been trying to get
up there, and have they ever succeeded? We can't. I
think it's really pritt debate. Mister Kubrick was involved. I'm
Matt Rogers, and I don't think we've ever been on
the moon. Did you see those picture, those high deaf
pictures of the moon that they released recently? Was giving
it was given craters? Of course, it was everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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people people in the comets going where's the flag? Yeah,
where's the flag? What happened to the flag? Orange juice?
I had some today. It is the sweetest nectar. It
is the sweetest nectar of the gods. If you want
to feel a little bit better drinking orange juice. Now,
(35:26):
I know there's people out there saying all juice is poison.
I know those people out there. There's too much sugar juice.
You know what I say, Live a little orange juice.
Put Florida on the map. Florida would be a fucking
pile of ass. It would just be Disney World and
nothing number one, anyone. Christina Aguilera, another Orlando legend. Mickey
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Mouse Club birthed her, gave us the voice the body.
I want to go see Christina Aguilera ex Tina in
Las Vegas. And you know what she said? Ha ha
ha ha. She is ha ha. She is the first
icon who ever said instead of said ha ha ahead
of laughing haha. She was always giving ha ha. And
(36:14):
I'm like, do you think it's funny or or are
you just saying ha ha? As the signature she sang
reflection this Lisa, what is she smiling about? She's smiling,
but is she happy? Do you know the French name,
the original name, let's say the French name for Mona Lisa?
(36:35):
What cha connes? What does that mean? The Jacondian lady? Oh,
I don't know what that means. Well, I don't really
know what she was feeling, but that's the what What
do you think is the fascination with her? Why is
she that girl? I think she's that girl because Michelle Rodriguez.
(36:58):
I'll say exactly why Michelle Rodrie guess is that girl
because she's been in every franchise you can think of,
and she gives you everything you need, fast and the furious.
She is Letty Avatar. She did blow up in a helicopter.
She is iconically Anna Lucia Lost. Yes, and that's it.
Those are the big Those are the big three. I
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think there's more. Have you ever seen girl Fight? I've
ever seen girl Have you ever seen girlfight? Girl Fight
should be homework for a lost coach. It's about to
be what girl fight? Number one and seventy eight. Speaking
of girl fight, No Ton of Scandal, that's girl fight.
Oh No. Ton of Scandal is one of the great
films of all time. We were saying, all sum we're
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gonna watch them Fire Island, and we didn't. We were
saying that, and I have to say that was our
fault because it is always a good watch, and especially
if you can be around a bunch of like really
really really, she's high. She's okay, So I just I
want to say bts. I panicked because I didn't think
Kate Blenchatt was on the list. No, no, don't worry,
and then Bowen Yang, who is my assured me that
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she was. What would say before this one? Number one
hundred and seventy seven the met Gala? I didn't want
to take it off, but I padded because Kate Blenchatt
wasn't there. Kate Blanchett's there, okay. So the met Gala
is when all the biggest stars come in dressed so
fucking weird, and that's it, and people pay lots of
money for some reason. I to fund the costume institute.
(38:22):
What are these words? You're really trying to not get invited? No?
I would love to go. I'm just like I want
to go. Can we just get more transparency? If we
could host them? O woul the theme be Oh my god,
we'll think about it. Number one hundred and seventy six
Wanda Syke and that would be the theme. The theme
would be one side Met Galla thing would be one
to six. The impact of n career of Wandaci cultural
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impact of Wanda. But my look would be Wanda Sykes
at Cheri Grove Pizza feeding her kids, which is which
is the first time I saw her. I saw her
in person. I've never spoken to her. I've never gotten this.
That's her lacture of meeting her. But I did one
of my first celebrities. I was seeing Wanda Sykes feed
pizza to her children at Cherry Grow Pizza. That's really
good and that shows that behind the icon, there's just
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a young young girl feeding her kids at Cherry Grove.
Number one hundred and seventy five. Bowser, Bowser. They let
me tell you something, not only simultaneously the villain like
Mario's number one, number one, but also given comedy, Oh
my god, giving comedy, physical comedy, giving sort of like
(39:29):
bureaucratic comedy, like these workers, what are they doing? Also
the comedy of like, oh you fell on the wrong space,
Now come see me in hell. Yeah, while I mix
a crack some jokes and like I take all your money.
He later Number one hundred and seventy four. No, you
know what, it's Jessica Simpsons. Jessica Simpson, We said Ashley
(39:51):
Simpson twice. But guess what, it's good that that happened.
One and twenty four is Jesse Jessica Simpson. Do you
believe that she was as dumb as she portrayed or
was she the smartest woman in America? I don't think
she was as dumb as she portrayed. I don't think
she was totally self possessed in like her ability. I
think I think people made her do things that she
didn't want to do. It's a billion dollar brand, I
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know now, she's like living large. My mom says her
hair extensions are the best of the biz, and she
would know she's in hair. She's namously and she's sang
like this take my brand. Remember that number one to
seventy three. Cat and Pat, I mean, these are the
two These are the two girls. These are the two girls.
You know I pitched doing Seak Culture again with them,
(40:35):
and you know who the holdout is me Pat Reagan. Oh,
he doesn't want to perform our Friendship. So does that
mean he doesn't want to come on art podcast by himself? No, no, no,
he said he doesn't want to perform Our Friendship for
Seak Culture. But he's also he's open to it. I
don't understand what that means. I don't understand that boy.
That boy. That boy is a month seventy two, a
(40:56):
dead ol, famous for her singing, her talking, her incredible,
her advocacy of new artists. Oh yeah, sing the me espresso.
I love it, make me. I love her. She's like
singing Saberena Carpenter. She's like kind of mocking her a little.
I'm like, that's not nice, breakingly singer. Well, that's just
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kind of us doing, Sabrina Carpenter. Can I say, Adele,
we love you. We love all your albums. I think
my favorite album verse is twenty one. No You're an
Now one time. I got a bad hand job to
that song God number one, your first missay one. Jennifer Garner, Simon,
(41:39):
you're freaking breathing, Simon, I forgot the line thirteen going
on thirty deserved an Oscar nomination? How many times have
I said that today? Fifty five, fifty five? I don't
think you've said that today? I have. I said I
said that about Devil was Prada, about Emily Button. Devil
was Prada. Yes, she should be holding an Oscar. I
think Jennifer Garner in thirteen going on thirty was the
defining performance. And also that's saying something because Alias was
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incredible when she goes, I love you, Maddie, You're my
best friend. Oh, I'm like Jennifer Garner, You're so good good.
Number one seventy was talking about this. I'm gonna give
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you the floor. What Martha May had to go through
in Whoville was even more difficult than The Grinch because
she was a woman who had no female friends and
no one was advocating for her and what she needed.
All she wanted was to connect with other people in
her community. And they called her a slut, They called
her a whore, they called her a strumpet. Do we
see this in the film? No, but I know this
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was happening because imagine going home. Imagine she dresses up
so nice, she puts her makeup on, she tries to
look good for Christmas. She goes out, the women are
so cruel to her. She has to go home alone.
She's like, Okay, who's nice. Grinch Mollie shouted in that
movie was such a bitch to her. When sixty nine
Vanessa hudgens, I mean she did Grease Live the day
(43:09):
after her father passed. Yes, well, and also never forget
that she transitioned from Vanessa Ann Hudgens to Vanessa Hudgens.
And it was a very natural transition, very natural transition. Yeah,
and transition. It was a very natural. What was the
Ann I don't remember the Ann era she was Vanessa
An Hudgens when she did like high School Musical on
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her first album. I just want to say, she's so
slay in High School Musical. She also eats down and
tic tic boom, and she was like, they're all gonna die,
but it is not inevitable. I shouldn't be doing this.
I love Vanessa Hunts. I was on sixty eight A wow.
Actually tes the other break above Vanessa Hudgens is wild.
I mean not really because Sharpay was that girl. Sure,
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but you know Sharpay was also a little toxic. I think, no,
for sure. But like you remember when Ashley that was
like he says, she said, remember that was her song.
I know she'd be ahead. I know, yeah, I bet
Ashley Tisdale. Oh no, she has a home tour that
is so fun and ad. I think it's ad, but
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she just has a home too. Her period and it's
like so great, and she's a cool girl. So does Vanessa. Yeah.
Number one sixty seven Brenda song, Oh my god, London
Tipton just not get the credit. No Asian excellence right there. Yep, absolutely,
And I will also say she is the father, oh no,
in Social Network eight in Social Network is the mother
of McCaulay Holand's children. Yes, like she is, She's solid.
(44:39):
I heard she is the coolest. Of course she is.
Actually Matthew Vaughan who introduced me to Chapel Round. Yes,
knows McCauley and Brenda. They are a vibe. They are
the coolest, however, And Brenda's song when you set that
garbage can on fire in SOULI Network, I was with you,
with You, Number one sixty six. Bernadette Peters saw her
in Hello Dolly, one of the greatest moments of my life.
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I would agree, and I would say my favorite Gypsy.
Oh my god, my favorite Mama Rose, rather not your
favorite Mamma Rose. Watch the Tony of War's performance of
Rose's turn. Bernadatt Peters, that's how you do it. Oh
my god. I'm not knocking anyone else. I'm just saying no, no, no,
Bernadae Peters occupies such a sacred What is it about her?
(45:23):
You think? Why do we love her so much? I
think it's a signature. I think it's the fact that
she is who she is, the one, she is, the
one one six William Shakespeare right away with words, this
one quite away with words. Do you think he was
one person? Oh? My god, bo A lot of people,
a lot of people out here thinking he was multiple people? Really,
marlow is that what they say? Marlowe? Yeah, well I
(45:47):
would say my William Shakespeare is Joseph Fines from Shakespeare
in Love. Yes, and so he was one person. So
that's what I want to believe. I want to believe
the story of Shakespeare was the one with gwynefin It's
so funny. Wife's names Anne Hathaway, I know, gi guy behavior,
Shonda rhymes. She she beat out William Shakespeare. That's that's
(46:08):
the She has a way with words, for sure. That's
the impact of every monologue in Gray's Anatomy. You don't
write Bridgerton and have Jennifer Lopez have a Bridgerton theme
party without going I fucking did that. Yeah, I ate
William Shakespeare up up. You want to talk about the
Unbearable monologue. You want to talk about everything Sandra oh
had to say in Gray's Anatomy. You want to talk
about pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me. You want to
(46:30):
talk about the cold black episode of Grays and the
other night. Number one hundred and sixty three, Andy Samberg,
you are the king. You are the king of our heart,
our minds of comedy, handsome fellow. One of my biggest
comedy inspirations was Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island. By extension,
I love Aikivan Norma or absolutely on the same line,
(46:52):
Oh Andy. I remember Andy's big old dumb face on
Saturday Night Live. I went into my ID took an
acting class and I was fired by Andy Samberg and
they said you can't act like that. And I was like, well,
Andy Samberg does, and they were like, what Number one
sixty two Banks. She's the kind of the warrior of
the music world. She will function up and she doesn't
(47:16):
care in the same way that Warrio doesn't give a
shit when he gets to the racetrack. You know. The
Cut did review a rundown of all the celebrity sort
of beauty and lifestyle brands and gave him honest reviews.
All these beautyators going. You know, Azaleas anal soaps are
actually so good and she's a genius for even releasing them.
And two on and two is the best song of
all time. I want to use that anal soap. While
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this was in Oh Yeah, Okay, Number one sixty one,
Elmo Elmo was a double edged sword because lots of
kids having seizures when they pick up that little tickle.
Jim Travis went crazy when he saw Elmo and ripped
that woman's face off. But you can't deny that Elmo
really brings Usame Street, some edge, some flavor, some new life.
(47:59):
I mean Elmo is he's taking up space. He has
his voice and he uses it. They gave Elmo a
whole ass show within a show, though, and that you
can't have made the Everyone Got To spin off. That
can't have made the other people's the Candy Burus of
Oh Last Culture. Racis is the production by Will Ferrell's
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look mare, Oh, I see you my own look over
there is that culture Yes, wow, lost cult ding, Lost
Culturistas calling number forty. Elwood, Sorry, our mistake, take your break.
And to think that we're talking about the musical and
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we weren't even talking about the movie. There's so many iterations,
different iterations of l. I hope Elwood's becomes the new
I guess alphabet. But I'm saying like I want Eloo
to be the equivalent of the Joker to actors. Yeah,
I want female actress to give their own takes on
Elwoods and win Oscar's. I want to play Elwood's. Oh
my god, I think I think Elwoods should be one
of those things. It's like Shakespeare, men and women can
(01:07):
do it. Anyone should be able to take a test nine.
Sarah Sherman, Squirm, squirm, you are our favorite person. We
saw her last night. It's always a joy ride, an
immediate injection of energy and love. And let me tell
you something. You know, style fashion is kind of like
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collapsing into itself. Sarah Sherman will forever be a style icon,
period down. No one is dressing like her. She has
an eye. She's an artist. You know what her dragon
king name should be. Papa color Many Party Shallow. You
created when Parvety Shallow came to television on Survivor from now,
(01:53):
from that point on, people were saying, she's a parvity type.
They're a parvity. She made a type. You created what
it means to be hot girl, hot girl. Who you
know who rules bisexual? Bisexual? Which is like what feminine?
That is the power. But it was always the way
(02:14):
you were calculated, the way you learned whoa that feels
fast is just getting shorter and shorter, and the hills
are alive with the sound of iconography. Music wasn't even enough.
It was it's beyond music, it's art. It's art. Queen
Clarice Ronaldi. Not everyone can fill all the hills with
(02:34):
the sound of music. Not everyone can just run through
a field and like hold the frame, but also inspire
every braid blade of glass around, every blade of glass,
every braid of glass, braid of glass. She did victure
Victoria did your legend? Okay? Two hundred thirty sixties are
shorter parks, Phaedra. I mean just the other day I
(02:57):
was hearing our friends Hunter Harrison Peyton Dick's quote just
casually drop they do too much because we do too little.
You know that season of Traders won the Emmy because
of period. You can say it one hundred, Paedra. You
they brought our television moments again and ruin people's lives.
And yet again I'm being accountable. You know she's on
(03:18):
Dancing with the Stars right now. What Yeah, we're watching
they're winning an Emmy. Let's stop, stop the podcast we're
watching VIS two hundred and thirty five. Jim Gaffigan talk
about this look clean, the clean comedian legend, the hot
pockets bit, that's just legendary. We needed to represent some
clean comedy on the list. No no, and like can
(03:39):
we say something. Yeah, if you had to put a
gun to our head and say you can't say any
cusses and talk about sex. We can. We would say shoes,
which says say pull the trick, pull the trigger. I'm
not Gaffigan level, release the bullet into my brain, kind sir.
I can't do it like Gaffigan does. And my okay
(04:01):
not lind You know we were recently at the US Open.
Oh my god, the camera cut to Lindsay Lohan, and
I can only describe what happened as an ovation radiance
they were. They kept cutting to like celebrities in the crowd,
people whatever. No response like the one Lindsay Lohan got.
It's because we're so ready, Lindsay for you, You're ready.
(04:21):
There's no one like you. She's she's never looked better ever.
Do you know how hard it is to play Katie
Heron and like be the center of that movie that
is time? Oh my god, she's she's just great in everything,
great in everything, truly. Didn't see the irishum wesh or
whatever me neither Number two hundred thirty three. Princess Zelda.
She is the leader of hyrule. Her dad isn't really
(04:45):
doing much. Yeah, King King Thornton, No, not King Thornton anyway,
Oh my god, what is going on. It feels like
everything is falling apart. He doesn't know who the King
of Hyrule is. She just over there fucking up. This
is supposed to be Princess Zelda's moment. Let me just
say is you can become she. She has the Triforce
(05:06):
of Wisdom. She embodies wisdom, She tells Link where to go.
She she sacrificed herself and turned into a dragon in
the most recent Zelda game, and she has her own
game coming out, Echoes of Wisdom. Let's she sacrificed herself
and that has to be over thirty seconds. Huh yes, yeah, okay, okay,
Number two hundred and thirty two Matt Matt Blog. You know,
(05:27):
there were rumors about him being gay during my IMDb days,
and I want, I wish they were they were true,
so bad. I don't think they were. He's one of
the he's one of the hottest, one of the hottest,
time to watch episodes, episodes. That's what it was. Was
that it was that it he was hot on that.
I mean, he's one of the funniest people's Yeah this episodes, episodes, episodes, Okay, yeah, yeah,
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the won five seasons. Oh a two hundred and thirty one.
Busted Queen, you are a cherry grove staple, a piece
of staple, a fire Island legend. We see you every year.
I have never been happier than when she recently did
a dress reveal to the same dress. Oh yeah, she
(06:08):
has an iconic blue gown. Would you call it a gown?
It's not a gown? What is it? It is cocktail dress.
It is a disgusting busted I would say, looking blue.
Just yeah, a little cocktail dress. She tore it off
and the same dress. Jodie Foster number two hundred and thirty,
recent Emmy winner, two time Oscar winner. She was iconically clarice.
(06:32):
She saved brook Smith's life down there and she said
brook Smith, oh my god. Remember yeah, she stood up
to had an elector. She actually looked in his eyes
and she said, I'm not afraid of you, but you
knew she was. She was a little better. You can
see that in the performance. There was fear, but there
was also braverite duty, duty, dootyty. She had a duty.
(06:53):
She had a duty. She played a lot of cops.
Two undred twenty nine Sutton Foster. I'll never forget seeing
you in the drowsy chaperone on Broadway years ago, and
you were doing show Off, and I said, I think,
out loud tears in my eyes, that is the most
talented person I've ever seen. Yeah, I even have. I've
I've gotten to see her live a few times. Yep,
(07:15):
but I even just think the video of her doing
anything goes and doing that whole fucking tap tap moment.
She's one of the crazestiest things a human being has
ever done. Just sorry, Once upon a mattress thrilling, they
would say, like iconic Winifred Okay number two twenty eight,
Clay Aikin, there was a reason they called them Claymates.
Claymates to the Measure of a Man one of the
(07:39):
great albums. I'll never forget. I saw the tour with
Clay Aikin and Kelly Clarkson, and the women, of course
that were in that audience were so slobbering. Sh sweat
this gay guy for this gay guy any but he
did have a voice like James seven. Thank you for
(08:08):
Thank you for the way that you communicate, the way
that you write, the way you write with relevantress, You
write with importance, you write with urgency about the things
that are plaguing society, and you clarify things. I've never
met anyone like you. Audiobook legend. I'll never forget when
I was listening to Trick Mirror like she was talking
(08:28):
about Neve Shulman and there's a line where she goes,
Shulman punched a girl in college. That's that's why audiobook
culture is important. Killed it? You know what? I just
want to say, x O x O to you, Camila Cabo.
I appreciate this album. I like the album. I listened
to it quite a bit. You got it dreaming. I've
(08:52):
been giving you streams and I have. I was a
Fifth Harmony girly. We were all Fifth Harmony girlies. I
liked her first album. I let me tell you something
I don't. I'm not a huge x ox SO fan,
but I was the one who put her on this list.
I know because I still think that that the overall
totality of her work is is oh havannah Unna. I'm
(09:13):
saying havanah, Oh yes, yes, oh yes yes. Number two
under twenty Fiveastin Judge and Pete's not on the list.
Pete's not on the list, but Shaston gave us a
new model to work with in terms of political arm candy,
political wife, political spouse. He said, I'm a gay improv husband.
I did improv. I feel I wear I wear glasses.
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I am cute as heck, and I'm showing up and
I'm on the arm of my husband and he is
saying what needs to be heard. I'm the first gentleman
of South South Indiana. Okay, this is two twenty four
Josie and the Pussy Cast. Is this the movie or
the people? The people? Okay, they were so good, the
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Tara Reid, Rachel Lee Adams, Rachel Lee Cook, Rachel I'm sorry, Nope,
don't take it out, Rachel Lee Cook, Rachel Lee Adams,
Rachel Lee, Rachel Adams. Well, you know what, sorr O Dawson,
A lot of a lot of Rachel's. By the way,
we didn't say for Parker Posey. Her performance in this
movie is the greatest of Allen Comming, Breck and Meyer,
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because you know that I don't yeah, follow to my party.
You're a party. Two twenty three, Jim, I'm just gonna
let you take this one. You know, he changed the world.
He had an impact on the culture. They made a
movie about him, and he walked out. We walked out
of app walked out of Appenheimer. But I will say
(10:41):
the impact of J. Robert Oppenheimer of you know, Prometheus,
he he he created, he created death on a mass scale,
and that is we have to acknowledge that. I guess.
So I started to bone jowing Appenheimer. I'm like, let's go.
He goes to A twenty two. It's Tate McCrae. If
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you forgot Britney spears, don't worry. Tate McCray is flinging
puss up and down and around the other day, Bowen
Yang goes, I just wish she would hold still in
one shot because we don't know what she looks We
don't know what she looks at. I don't know what
your face looks like. It's okay, I'm okay. I'm just
like you stop. You are running, You are jumping around
(11:23):
the stage, tossing your hair, your face, your neck. Mean well,
I like the songs. My favorite songs of hers are
like you broke me first in the more sense, oh
my yeah, yeah, you like now the days are like
keep moving to you know. But in this video though,
she's like topless getting arrested. I know, I kind of stand,
but I'm like, it's so chaotic, so crazy. Number two
hundred twenty one, sud Green the other one of us.
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The phenomenon. She is a phenomenon when you say the
first feminhenomenon. Absolutely, I think she really showed the girls
how it should be done. She said, y'all, y'all haven't
heard about feminism, and I'm going to school your ass
and iconic hair just like chapel of femininomenon fame, iconic hair,
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iconic work, ethic, iconic body, iconic a young woman, young woman,
iconic breasts and tits and ass. She wouldn't mind a
saying that two hundred twenty meg fucks fabulous actor. I mean,
Jennifer's body never looks so good. And I will say
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there there's a case to be made for that being
the greatest so of all time. Definitely. Can I ask
you a question, Yeah, have you ever been tempted to
light your tongue on with a lighter? Because she makes
it look cool? And by I am gonna I am
gonna hate that. I think it's dangerous. It does seem dangerous.
I think that when I saw her light her tongue
on fire. I was so aware of the fact that
she was supernatural on a vampire that I would didn't
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feel compelled to do it, But I said, I think
it was cool that she was doing it. Yes, number
two hundred nineteen Roy my favorite Roy. Oh absolutely, And
I say that with acknowledging all her complexity. I don't
really remember much of the show that doesn't involve her. Yeah,
I would say she is the female lead character of
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the show, and so us as sort of gay guys.
It's so important person hit hard. And also when it's
portrayed by the one and only Sarah Snook, I will
say when Logan dies, her response like her Sarah Snooke's reaction,
that that performance is like the thing that makes the
whole thing. And eighteen pasta. This can be anything, this
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can be table, it's lla, this can be penne, this
can be spaghetti. This is pasta. This is an umbrella
for all noodle and noodle. Yeah, what does pasta have
to be Italian? I guess. So, yeah, pasta is like
an Italian product, right Asia from China? So so what
you wouldn't call that pasta? No, that's that's noodle. But
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like the thing. The thing that the Chinese gave the Italians.
The thing that the Chinese gave Marco Poe was noodles.
That's funny, and I put Oppenheimer on the list and
not noodles. Two hundred seventeen. Luther Van Dross, I mean
created a whole. I mean, you know what, took the
baton from Marvin Gay and in a lot of ways
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and said, I'm gonna make music for fucking Your love
is ahole, honey. He is so good. I want Harry
Daniels to sing some Luthy Van Dross. Oh my god,
I hope he comes up to you and sings with
the van draws the endless love that with Mariah Carey.
I want him to sing never too much, never too much,
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never too much. Okay. Sixteen ranked higher than Anne Hathaway. Well,
Anne Hathway is an actual royalty. She might be a queen. No,
she doesn't rule over an actual domain domain Genovia. ME
at Thermopolis the make Oh what are the iconic makeovers
in history? MI at Thermopolis was Sabrina Carpenter's twenty twenty
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four of film for Anne Hathaway. Wait say that again,
I don't think I can, because I don't think it
actually syntactically made sad, but emotionally, I know the readers
know exactly what the fuck I mean. Two hundred and
fifteen Helen of Troy face that launched a thousand chips.
(15:24):
I think it was a thousand chips. Yeah, it's not
enough ships, you know. Pretty. But the other day, bow
was at the Emmys and he said, oh my god,
Karen Pittman came over and I was like, house stunning
is she in person? And Bowen said, Helen of Troy.
And then I saw I literally was on Instagram the
other day and I saw like a picture of Karen
at the Emmys, and I literally I said, Wow, he
was right, perfect, the most done it stunning, perfect face,
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perfect smile, and just everything just oh so beautiful, Helen
of Troy. Karen, I might as well be on this
fourteen talking about another face that launched a thousand chips.
I will say I'm sorry to everyone else. At the Emmys.
She and I told her this we were catching up
her text. I was like, she was the highlight of
the Emmys for me. Oh, by the way, people are
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asking who I was like gesturing to when Alex Edelman
was giving his acceptance speech at the Emmys. I was like,
the camera caught me going. I was like gesturing to someone.
It was to Lily Gladstone. So is that to say
you didn't like what was going on here on everyone
else's dress? No, I just I saw Lily. I clocked
Lily in the crowd, and we we had a moment together.
Number two thirteen. Son Zoo son Stue wrote the Art
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of War, Yes, which has inspired many, many, many people,
reality stars even Yeah, by any means necessary, by any
means necessary, attack from the back. I don't know. I
have never read it. Attack from the back. You know,
I've actually read the Art of War. Any takeaways I
can tell you're you're a beast. I am a beast.
(16:52):
You Actually this podcast has succeeded because of my motto
of by any means, by any means necessary. So then,
what have you learned from Art of War? I'm the
some sew of some sew of podcasts. Oh my god,
twelve counts. What a life? Life is a cabaret. Life
is a cabaretle. Jump she she is? That wasn't Chacher,
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that was Becca n't don't blame don't blame the dog.
We're talking about the car. Alice Ripley did not make
the list. Now Lowndela SEPs drove a car off a
cliff with her children in it, married a count been
arrested for attacking a police officers. Don't be all uncool.
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Number two ndred eleven Max, a Bop creator. She certainly
has one side of her hair that's longer than the
other or something. I there is documented still respect that
she chose for her aesthetic. Thank God for this podcast,
because there is the documented moment of you telling me
who Aba Max was and that one side of her
hair is longer than the other, end me being incredulous.
(17:58):
You could you broke in that moment? I said, her thing,
It's like how Chapelon's thing is like her red curly hair.
Even Max's thing is one hair long, one hair short.
And I said, I respect it. I respect it. Number
two hundred ten. I didn't know who this was, but
I looked at up you and I stand you and
is one of the greatest video game and villains of
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all time. Huh. Voiced by many people including Lance Bass
and Kingdom Hearts Games. Oh that's great. He is Uh
he finds out he is the product of a government experiment.
He can't have a good reaction of that. Well, so
he was injected with the cells of an alien life form,
oh my god, named Genova. And so then he goes
has has a nervous breakdown and then starts to kill everybody,
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and then and starts to plot to summon a meteor
to destroy the earth. It is one of the great
stories of all times. Color Me Intrigued, Number two hundred nine,
Miranda Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy and will never stop, will
never stop? Whoa Lin Manuel Miranda's favorite song because of this,
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because of this podcast, I swear to god, I'm not kidding.
Lynn Manuel reached out after that to say I love
Dancing Crazy by Miranda cos Girls. Thank you for putting
in on the top three hundred Global Songbook or whatever
the fuck we did. Put your hands up, put your
hands up? What I mean? What that's pop? I like
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you and you like me. We get to get in
and we're happy. Did you hear me say that? Did
you hear me say that? What the fuck? What the fick?
That's Matt Rogers, Patty Harris. I have I used to
cover dancing crazy on my Christmas show that and while
I can get sexual too, Oh my god, you have to.
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Are we still going? Hundred? Two hundred eight Scott Pilgrim,
Scott Pilgrim versus the World, versus the World versus the
seven Evil Lexes. Honey, oh seven evelexs. I only have
a few. I don't have seven. I can't imagine it.
He's been through emotional trauma. Two hundred seven Luis Drive
Julia Louis dreyfust. When Elaine did the dance, Oh my god,
(20:05):
all ants were like, you remember, you remember Elaine. I
feel like everyone loves to do the course. But it's
a tribute. It's a testament to Julia Louis Drivers that
she is the only one that can really do it.
Can I just also say it's a testament to someone
growing up with money and still being like, still getting
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it and still being with it and still empathizing billionaire
down And also, you know what, Veep, thank you for
making comedy mean again. Oh my god, sorry, but it
needs to be mean again. Two hundred and six Joan
for the sacrifices that you made. Welcome to the iconic
four hundred Joan of Arc and thank you for inspiring
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chapels vm A performance. Oh yeah, just so fire you
are fire girl. You were portrayed by Lely Sobieski in
a TV movie. Anything else to say about Joan French
French icon? All I'm saying is no, was Arcisan on here?
Only Joan of French? I got? Was she French? I
think I think Joan of arc is French und five big.
(21:11):
She was in bed mostly, she really was. She was old,
she was you know she The house is kind of
they couldn't really do much. Oh to say the house
was kind of messy, I think is a huge understatement. Boy.
I think if you got to watch the movie again,
that house was a damn Like can you imagine horrors
being on back then and them going into that house
and little Edie being like, well, you can't take that
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stuff away. My favorite is in the in the TV
movie with Drew Lang when people go in their house
and whatever anyone wats in the house, they go number two,
Little Eadie, this is the first off. I can't do
it the best fashion of I know, it's it's it's hard,
(21:54):
it's it's my impression though, drewmore impression of lady when
she danced around with that flag. Oh that was really fun.
Costume costume? What else did she was like? Cost okay,
oh my god. Then Christine Ever saw it in the
Greg Gordon's musical Sto remember that. Stop. Christine Ebersall didn't
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make the list. That's okay, I love her, okay two
hundred and three. Let me tell you something I saw
Rosalia performed at Coachella last year. I know that's the
world's greatest performer. I'm gonna give some to you right now.
What we wrote her into an SNL sketch when she
was the musical guest. She did a cameo with me
my Don't Stop Believing sketch with Zoe Kravitz. She came
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in at the end saying don't stop believing with me.
Then between dress and air we were told to cut
her for time and I had to confront her. At
the end she said, you know, she said to me,
she was me, and she said, I was so excited
to make my TV debut with you. I've done wrong
by Rosalia and I will never forgive myself. You have
to make it right. I don't know that. I don't
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think I can. You have to make it right, number
two hundred and two, Oscar Isaac. You know who would
make it right with Rosalia Oscar, Oscar Isaac, a good man.
You'd make it right with with whoever he wanted. We
have the same stylist. We had the same stylist. That
is a man that I I would I would do
anything for. He's hot. He is in I'm sorry, but
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in person it is a vibe and a half crazy.
You can tell he knows it too, in a way
that's perfectly permitsive. No, totally fine. Let me tell you something.
When he comes on screen during the Star Wars, I'm
like number two hundred one, Isaac Isaac Newton. Theory of
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relativity has never been so created. Not relativity, that is Einstein.
Gravity is Isaac Newton. And you know what, No, I
love gravity by Sarah barrellis I love We never had,
sir Isaac Newton, We would never have. You know, there
would never be Apple without the apple is because of
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the apple of Isaac Newton. Oh so you mean because
he that was him? The apple fell on his head allegedly. Okay,
two one hundred The Spice Girls, each one teach one.
Now interesting that that all of the real Houses of
Salt Lake City had an individual placement and the Spice
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Girls have one collective placement. Talk about that, and then
I think, Victoria beck well, why don't you stop spoiling
I'm sorry so Spice Girls. I think they were such
a cultural moment in time, and they came as like
a pack of skittles. You know what I mean. You
wouldn't just eat just one color you of course, whenever
you have skittles, you have to enjoy all all the flavors.
And I think that with the Spice Girls, they packed
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such a punch of They were a kick in the
glass number two. Victoria is a whole different deal than
the Spider Girl. Right, you're right. It's we're of course
quoting her vokes everythew questions. If you haven't watched the
Victoria Beckham Vogue seventy three questions, then I have one
thing to say to you. I've got to get you
another dress. I've could get you know the dress, Victoria,
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what's to cause you care deeply about eights? I'm still
waiting on my house standing achievement about her performance in
Spice World. I will also say, what's also iconic is
we grew up very humble beginnings, very middle class. Be honest,
be honest. Number one quest Love, I mean, one of
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the great musical thinkers, musicians, period documentarian, documentarian throws it
throws a game night that I've never been to. But
look they look fun. Is this your way of asking
for an invitation? Now I've been invited, I never can go.
You've been invited and invited? What games did they play?
They play? That was like the big game? That was
like when Taylor Swift showed up to play Uno with everybody.
(25:51):
It's like it's a whole thing. Oh wow, like throw Well.
I don't think there's anyone cooler than Questlove. Actually, am no,
He's truly the coolest person. Yeah, I feel like Okay.
Number one nine and betting. Let me tell you something
about a net betting She brings herself to every role,
but she also gives you versatility. Okay. And when you
see in a net betting performance, you know you're gonna
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get intensity. Okay, you know you're gonna get the truth
because truth the truth. Okay. And yeah, I need I
need your opinion like I needed Dick in my ass.
I need your parenting advice like I needed Dick in
my ass. This is what I would call an okay
and net betting, Oh that's really good and betting number
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one ninety six. Talk about your girl, Lanas del Ray.
You created a culture, a culture, and all the girls
know that they exist because of you. Billie Eilish went
on stage during your Coachella performance and pointed to you
and said this is the reason for half you bitches,
and pointed out to the entire audience, and everyone in
(26:56):
that world was a total simp. I didn't know much
of out the Lanna del Ray law and Tocochella, and
now since then, I've become a scholar. Scholar. When she
performs there, the air is shining, and yeah, it is
a magic. I wish I could have been a Fenway
Park and rained on Andey five Dakota Fanning. She is
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the blueprint, the blueprint. Have you watched The Perfect Couple yet? No?
I need to. She's giving a different side of Dakota.
I love it. Yeah, she's giving bitchy little Dakota. Oh yeah,
she's giving bitchy twenty something Dakota in a way where
I'm like, come through Dakota and Emmy nominee for Ripley.
We knew her as a little girl. I almost stepped
in her dress. At you almost stepped on her dress
(27:39):
at Emmy, I said, I'm so sorry. That's okay. She
was so chill about number four, el Fanning, who famously
ate her sister. There for a while, she ate her
older sister. She said, I'm taking over for a while,
and now to see them both reigning supreme, I do
love it. I don't like thinking of it that way.
I don't like thinking of it, as you know, Dela Terry,
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how do you like thinking about it? I think they
are their two sisters, and one of them wanted a
chance to shine the biguiled, the beguiled uptown girls. Oh Dakota,
Oh yes, I know. But and here and he's telling yeah,
let's move on. Number one ninety three Sigourney Weaver, get
away from her, you bitch. Is that what it is? Yeah,
(28:23):
you bitch? She called that big alien a bitch. She said,
get away from her, you bitch. Imagine having your wits
about you enough to call a big alien a bitch
before you kill it. I don't think any of your
wits are about you if you're calling it a big alien,
like if an alien came here right now. I'm telling
you what, I would not say, you're such a bitch.
Hey bitch, if a giant monster were coming at me,
(28:45):
I wouldn't be like or fucking bitch. Number one Queer
past and present certainly couldn't pick one all ten of them.
We really ten of them. They're fab ten. I think
they should there should be like a day's of future past. Oh,
that would be good, merge. I believe that Coromo could
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time travel, Karama could time travel. What are their powers?
What do you mean if Karama can time travel, a
Karama could time travel. Anthony could play with fire. I
like that for him. Uh tan, I think the power
of camouflage. Camouflage. Okay. One ninety one Jack Antonoff, hit maker.
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I said, that's my king. I am a bleacher's super
How many times I listen to Modern Girl a day
fifteen fifteen hundred, Yeah, Jack Antonoff one of the true
artists generation. Love them. I'm telling you I already loved him.
Then I saw Bleachers at Coachella. I said, tennais moove
you make watch the moh I mean, let's go. Also
(29:56):
markret Quality and those videos. Oh my god. Okay. Number
one hundred and ninety and Nancy Wilson, these dreams just
to say, whole discography sing them. Really, I think these
are the goddesses of rock. Hmmm, Uberracuda. Yeah, are you
(30:17):
not familiar with I know, Heart, I just don't know
the story of Heart. You don't know, of course, of course,
of course. Yeah. So you're sort of like with Anna
Nancy Wilson the way I am about Isaac Newton. Yeah,
talk about this someone You've got to sit across and
(30:39):
ask questions. Oh my god, what a privilege. And I've
seen her in some plays in theater, one of our
most gifted, one of our most gifted, and truly like
just a lesbian icon. You know what they did to
Miranda's a lot. She was always the character that was
like fucking the weird guys. She was always the one
(30:59):
that got like the weird, like when John Benjamin Hickey
was had to shower after fucking her. Right, it was
a god thing. I mean, she famously dated the guy
who wanted his ass eaton. Yes, yes, yes, that's what
I'm saying. They gave her that number one hundred eighty eight.
Simone Biles. We were having the time of our lives
(31:19):
in Petown. Watching that, watching flip through the skies with
the speed and the force and the determination that we
had not seen before. Women's All Around was one of
the most thrilling moments of the summer. For me. I
will never forget cheering and being so euphoric every time
she landed perfectly. Oh my god, Simon, are you ready
(31:39):
for it? Oh? If you didn't think Taylor Stiff was
on the list, you're wrong. Number one hundred and eighty
seven Landa Hamilton. I'm telling you right now, that woman
(32:01):
playing Sarah Connor, she was ripped, jacked and more, and
that deserved an Oscar nomination. Linda Hamilton and T two
deserved an Oscar nomination? Do you think that was? Linda
Hamilton and T two is a little queer for I
would say, like a buff girl. I'm like, yeah, I
think her trauma that she had been through at the
hands of the Terminator and the in the film The
(32:22):
Terminator in nineteen eighty five created a lesbian icon two
T two lesbian icon, but also like a girl that
a gig guy would like to well because she'll protect it.
She'll protect numbers, hand handled, one word wine, two words
(32:43):
red Wine. Two words president fits, two words sweet baby.
Remember that that's what he would call her. And that's
how he knew that he was cheating, because the girl
was like, he called me sweet baby. And Harry Washington
Oslivia Pope was like, what, nor, I can't wait to
see my performance of that. This is my Kerry Washington
(33:06):
what she she bears her teeth, She bears her teeth.
She really she gets into it like I can't really
do a Carrie, but you know Carrie. You know who's
not on this list but should because of her name alone,
Bellamy Young. That's a great name, Bellamy. When it was good, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Season two, Season two, we done, Oh my god, Gwen Stefani. Listen, well,
(33:34):
I know the cool. No, that's how gay we are
that we have Gwen Stefani on the list and we
do her third single from La Lamb and not no doubt,
not no, the third single or the fourth first was
waiting for then it was then it was rich Girl,
(33:56):
then it was hollow back Girl, then it was cool.
It was the fourth thing that album had hit. That
album had so many heads. Okay, cool, so good. Simon Cowell,
he created uh a culture of meanness, toxicity, criticism culture.
Everyone thought they were a critic after Simon Cowell popped out. No,
if you're in the comments being mean, you're trying to
(34:19):
do Simon Cowell dragon, You're failing and why would you
want to do that anyway? Tight black t shirt culture,
British Hollywood supremacy culture, reality television culture, unkempt hair culture,
always weird hair shape, hair shape just put some product
in it, for God's sake, was their product in it?
And it just wasn't you ugly person? And we can
(34:40):
say that the moon people have been trying to get
up there, and have they ever succeeded? We can't. I
think it's really pritt debate. Mister Kubrick was involved. I'm
Matt Rogers, and I don't think we've ever been on
the moon. Did you see those picture, those high deaf
pictures of the moon that they released recently? Was giving
it was given craters? Of course, it was everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(35:05):
people people in the comets going where's the flag? Yeah,
where's the flag? What happened to the flag? Orange juice?
I had some today. It is the sweetest nectar. It
is the sweetest nectar of the gods. If you want
to feel a little bit better drinking orange juice. Now,
(35:26):
I know there's people out there saying all juice is poison.
I know those people out there. There's too much sugar juice.
You know what I say, Live a little orange juice.
Put Florida on the map. Florida would be a fucking
pile of ass. It would just be Disney World and
nothing number one, anyone. Christina Aguilera, another Orlando legend. Mickey
(35:51):
Mouse Club birthed her, gave us the voice the body.
I want to go see Christina Aguilera ex Tina in
Las Vegas. And you know what she said? Ha ha
ha ha. She is ha ha. She is the first
icon who ever said instead of said ha ha ahead
of laughing haha. She was always giving ha ha. And
(36:14):
I'm like, do you think it's funny or or are
you just saying ha ha? As the signature she sang
reflection this Lisa, what is she smiling about? She's smiling,
but is she happy? Do you know the French name,
the original name, let's say the French name for Mona Lisa?
(36:35):
What cha connes? What does that mean? The Jacondian lady? Oh,
I don't know what that means. Well, I don't really
know what she was feeling, but that's the what What
do you think is the fascination with her? Why is
she that girl? I think she's that girl because Michelle Rodriguez.
(36:58):
I'll say exactly why Michelle Rodrie guess is that girl
because she's been in every franchise you can think of,
and she gives you everything you need, fast and the furious.
She is Letty Avatar. She did blow up in a helicopter.
She is iconically Anna Lucia Lost. Yes, and that's it.
Those are the big Those are the big three. I
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think there's more. Have you ever seen girl Fight? I've
ever seen girl Have you ever seen girlfight? Girl Fight
should be homework for a lost coach. It's about to
be what girl fight? Number one and seventy eight. Speaking
of girl fight, No Ton of Scandal, that's girl fight.
Oh No. Ton of Scandal is one of the great
films of all time. We were saying, all sum we're
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gonna watch them Fire Island, and we didn't. We were
saying that, and I have to say that was our
fault because it is always a good watch, and especially
if you can be around a bunch of like really
really really, she's high. She's okay, So I just I
want to say bts. I panicked because I didn't think
Kate Blenchatt was on the list. No, no, don't worry,
and then Bowen Yang, who is my assured me that
(38:01):
she was. What would say before this one? Number one
hundred and seventy seven the met Gala? I didn't want
to take it off, but I padded because Kate Blenchatt
wasn't there. Kate Blanchett's there, okay. So the met Gala
is when all the biggest stars come in dressed so
fucking weird, and that's it, and people pay lots of
money for some reason. I to fund the costume institute.
(38:22):
What are these words? You're really trying to not get invited? No?
I would love to go. I'm just like I want
to go. Can we just get more transparency? If we
could host them? O woul the theme be Oh my god,
we'll think about it. Number one hundred and seventy six
Wanda Syke and that would be the theme. The theme
would be one side Met Galla thing would be one
to six. The impact of n career of Wandaci cultural
(38:45):
impact of Wanda. But my look would be Wanda Sykes
at Cheri Grove Pizza feeding her kids, which is which
is the first time I saw her. I saw her
in person. I've never spoken to her. I've never gotten this.
That's her lacture of meeting her. But I did one
of my first celebrities. I was seeing Wanda Sykes feed
pizza to her children at Cherry Grow Pizza. That's really
good and that shows that behind the icon, there's just
(39:09):
a young young girl feeding her kids at Cherry Grove.
Number one hundred and seventy five. Bowser, Bowser. They let
me tell you something, not only simultaneously the villain like
Mario's number one, number one, but also given comedy, Oh
my god, giving comedy, physical comedy, giving sort of like
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bureaucratic comedy, like these workers, what are they doing? Also
the comedy of like, oh you fell on the wrong space,
Now come see me in hell. Yeah, while I mix
a crack some jokes and like I take all your money.
He later Number one hundred and seventy four. No, you
know what, it's Jessica Simpsons. Jessica Simpson, We said Ashley
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Simpson twice. But guess what, it's good that that happened.
One and twenty four is Jesse Jessica Simpson. Do you
believe that she was as dumb as she portrayed or
was she the smartest woman in America? I don't think
she was as dumb as she portrayed. I don't think
she was totally self possessed in like her ability. I
think I think people made her do things that she
didn't want to do. It's a billion dollar brand, I
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know now, she's like living large. My mom says her
hair extensions are the best of the biz, and she
would know she's in hair. She's namously and she's sang
like this take my brand. Remember that number one to
seventy three. Cat and Pat, I mean, these are the
two These are the two girls. These are the two girls.
You know I pitched doing Seak Culture again with them,
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and you know who the holdout is me Pat Reagan. Oh,
he doesn't want to perform our Friendship. So does that
mean he doesn't want to come on art podcast by himself? No, no, no,
he said he doesn't want to perform Our Friendship for
Seak Culture. But he's also he's open to it. I
don't understand what that means. I don't understand that boy.
That boy. That boy is a month seventy two, a
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dead ol, famous for her singing, her talking, her incredible,
her advocacy of new artists. Oh yeah, sing the me espresso.
I love it, make me. I love her. She's like
singing Saberena Carpenter. She's like kind of mocking her a little.
I'm like, that's not nice, breakingly singer. Well, that's just
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kind of us doing, Sabrina Carpenter. Can I say, Adele,
we love you. We love all your albums. I think
my favorite album verse is twenty one. No You're an
Now one time. I got a bad hand job to
that song God number one, your first missay one. Jennifer Garner, Simon,
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you're freaking breathing, Simon, I forgot the line thirteen going
on thirty deserved an Oscar nomination? How many times have
I said that today? Fifty five, fifty five? I don't
think you've said that today? I have. I said I
said that about Devil was Prada, about Emily Button. Devil
was Prada. Yes, she should be holding an Oscar. I
think Jennifer Garner in thirteen going on thirty was the
defining performance. And also that's saying something because Alias was
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incredible when she goes, I love you, Maddie, You're my
best friend. Oh, I'm like Jennifer Garner, You're so good good.
Number one seventy was talking about this. I'm gonna give
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you the floor. What Martha May had to go through
in Whoville was even more difficult than The Grinch because
she was a woman who had no female friends and
no one was advocating for her and what she needed.
All she wanted was to connect with other people in
her community. And they called her a slut, They called
her a whore, they called her a strumpet. Do we
see this in the film? No, but I know this
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was happening because imagine going home. Imagine she dresses up
so nice, she puts her makeup on, she tries to
look good for Christmas. She goes out, the women are
so cruel to her. She has to go home alone.
She's like, Okay, who's nice. Grinch Mollie shouted in that
movie was such a bitch to her. When sixty nine
Vanessa hudgens, I mean she did Grease Live the day
(43:09):
after her father passed. Yes, well, and also never forget
that she transitioned from Vanessa Ann Hudgens to Vanessa Hudgens.
And it was a very natural transition, very natural transition. Yeah,
and transition. It was a very natural. What was the
Ann I don't remember the Ann era she was Vanessa
An Hudgens when she did like high School Musical on
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her first album. I just want to say, she's so
slay in High School Musical. She also eats down and
tic tic boom, and she was like, they're all gonna die,
but it is not inevitable. I shouldn't be doing this.
I love Vanessa Hunts. I was on sixty eight A wow.
Actually tes the other break above Vanessa Hudgens is wild.
I mean not really because Sharpay was that girl. Sure,
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but you know Sharpay was also a little toxic. I think, no,
for sure. But like you remember when Ashley that was
like he says, she said, remember that was her song.
I know she'd be ahead. I know, yeah, I bet
Ashley Tisdale. Oh no, she has a home tour that
is so fun and ad. I think it's ad, but
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she just has a home too. Her period and it's
like so great, and she's a cool girl. So does Vanessa. Yeah.
Number one sixty seven Brenda song, Oh my god, London
Tipton just not get the credit. No Asian excellence right there. Yep, absolutely,
And I will also say she is the father, oh no,
in Social Network eight in Social Network is the mother
of McCaulay Holand's children. Yes, like she is, She's solid.
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I heard she is the coolest. Of course she is.
Actually Matthew Vaughan who introduced me to Chapel Round. Yes,
knows McCauley and Brenda. They are a vibe. They are
the coolest, however, And Brenda's song when you set that
garbage can on fire in SOULI Network, I was with you,
with You, Number one sixty six. Bernadette Peters saw her
in Hello Dolly, one of the greatest moments of my life.
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I would agree, and I would say my favorite Gypsy.
Oh my god, my favorite Mama Rose, rather not your
favorite Mamma Rose. Watch the Tony of War's performance of
Rose's turn. Bernadatt Peters, that's how you do it. Oh
my god. I'm not knocking anyone else. I'm just saying no, no, no,
Bernadae Peters occupies such a sacred What is it about her?
(45:23):
You think? Why do we love her so much? I
think it's a signature. I think it's the fact that
she is who she is, the one, she is, the
one one six William Shakespeare right away with words, this
one quite away with words. Do you think he was
one person? Oh? My god, bo A lot of people,
a lot of people out here thinking he was multiple people? Really,
marlow is that what they say? Marlowe? Yeah, well I
(45:47):
would say my William Shakespeare is Joseph Fines from Shakespeare
in Love. Yes, and so he was one person. So
that's what I want to believe. I want to believe
the story of Shakespeare was the one with gwynefin It's
so funny. Wife's names Anne Hathaway, I know, gi guy behavior,
Shonda rhymes. She she beat out William Shakespeare. That's that's
(46:08):
the She has a way with words, for sure. That's
the impact of every monologue in Gray's Anatomy. You don't
write Bridgerton and have Jennifer Lopez have a Bridgerton theme
party without going I fucking did that. Yeah, I ate
William Shakespeare up up. You want to talk about the
Unbearable monologue. You want to talk about everything Sandra oh
had to say in Gray's Anatomy. You want to talk
about pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me. You want to
(46:30):
talk about the cold black episode of Grays and the
other night. Number one hundred and sixty three, Andy Samberg,
you are the king. You are the king of our heart,
our minds of comedy, handsome fellow. One of my biggest
comedy inspirations was Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island. By extension,
I love Aikivan Norma or absolutely on the same line,
(46:52):
Oh Andy. I remember Andy's big old dumb face on
Saturday Night Live. I went into my ID took an
acting class and I was fired by Andy Samberg and
they said you can't act like that. And I was like, well,
Andy Samberg does, and they were like, what Number one
sixty two Banks. She's the kind of the warrior of
the music world. She will function up and she doesn't
(47:16):
care in the same way that Warrio doesn't give a
shit when he gets to the racetrack. You know. The
Cut did review a rundown of all the celebrity sort
of beauty and lifestyle brands and gave him honest reviews.
All these beautyators going. You know, Azaleas anal soaps are
actually so good and she's a genius for even releasing them.
And two on and two is the best song of
all time. I want to use that anal soap. While
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this was in Oh Yeah, Okay, Number one sixty one,
Elmo Elmo was a double edged sword because lots of
kids having seizures when they pick up that little tickle.
Jim Travis went crazy when he saw Elmo and ripped
that woman's face off. But you can't deny that Elmo
really brings Usame Street, some edge, some flavor, some new life.
(47:59):
I mean Elmo is he's taking up space. He has
his voice and he uses it. They gave Elmo a
whole ass show within a show, though, and that you
can't have made the Everyone Got To spin off. That
can't have made the other people's the Candy Burus of
Oh Last Culture. Racis is the production by Will Ferrell's
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