Are The Girls Gay??

This week Sydnee and Marie touch on life MESS like TikTok, Sydnee crashing out at the deli (literally) and friends in messy relationships and more. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're listening to mess.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Wow, ah, Sidney, you look really pretty today. Really, I
wish the listeners could see you. Oh my god, they
don't know what I've been through today or just last
night last night? Friends, what happened last night?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh? Okay, this we're starting off really strong with the Mess.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I saw you last night. Oh you didn't see me
when I got home?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh yeah, well, let me cross my legs.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
What girl now?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
TikTok is supposed to be getting banned, and I am
fully against it, except for the reason why I'm a
mess right now. I have been watching videos. Bad Bunny
came out with a song, so it's a d t MF.
It's a song, and it's about like I should have
took more photos, I should have kissed and hugged you more.

(00:57):
And people are just posting video of families and a
family member's friends, pets, of people who passed away, and
I'm sobbing.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I can't stop crying. I cried for an hour and
a half last night. Why not just stop watching the video? Stop?
I couldn't stop. I was stuck in a hole. You
ere just be in a hole, not a hole that
I put myself in a hole. Full of tears. Yes,
I put myself there. Oh they got a band take

(01:28):
Why are you crying?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Like shaking convulsively? Kids, I was crying. Yeah, girl, you
are funny. You did your big one with that.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It was so good.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
And actually there's a TikTok of him like crying because
he's like, thank you, thank you for posting your loved ones,
your people, your pets.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Was he really crying or was he just squeezing his eyes?
He was crying so that a tear would fall out.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
He's crying. Everybody's crying in the club. We're all crying
in the cleared We're all sad. Yeah, we're all sad.
So that's your mess that I mean, I have more mess.
But that's why it was nice of you saying that
I look good. But last night, baby, this morning I
had to put like little ice stuff on underneath my eyes.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
How long were you watching these videos and crying?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I told you an hour and a half. Were you listening?
I am confusion? I am also confusion. Bad money. Why
would you do that to me? Sidney? You did that
to you? No, Marie, when's the last time you cried? Hmmm?
I have no idea, But when I do cry.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It feels like, you know, a release, Sure is a release,
like poo, like I took a poop. Yeah, but with tears. Yes,
I'm pooping through my eyes, yes, but I'm not. I
don't know, Sidney. This just feels like these are tears
you could have saved for something else else.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Nah Sis.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I think every month or so, I gotta have like
a random cry because you know how, I'm also dehydrated.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
So I was surprised I was able to get any
of that out.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
To be honest, while you're saying every month or so,
I feel like you cry every other day about something, Sydney.
You called me the other day you were crying, but
you also laughed away.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh my god, this is another mess that I have.
So I move into my beautiful new neighbor apark. Marie
has come over. We spend the night there twice. Yes,
we've been in the projector's situation, order food, all this stuff.
So I'm very happy to be there. I have a
nice little deli that's on the corner. So it's been

(03:54):
very windy, mind you, So I like stomp my little
feet all the way over there. I like this pineapple
spicy drink that's about eleven dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Sidney loves a fusion gentrified white people juice. Yes, absolutely right, Yeah,
that's why I'm dehiped an eleven dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
And it's like, I don't know how many ounces, but
it's not enough. It's smaller like a thing of orange juice.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yes, it is right, so I should be getting drop
of canna, but I want this.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Mysis needs a small business loan to buy these juice.
And she continues to buy this glass thing of juice.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Okay, boom. So I go in get the juice, I
get something else. I walk out. I'm listening to.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
The podcast, literally listening to the podcast. Out of nowhere,
a big ass trash can hits me, knocks me down,
Juice splashes juice everywhere. People are walking over me, like
Beyonce and Kelly walked over Michelle and one oh six in.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Part can you keep up? No, no you can. I'm late,
sprawled out. I hit my elbow bat Juice is splashing
on me. Our voices are laughing, laughing, you were laughing.
It was like you were laughing at me while this
is happening. Then a man from across the street bronto.
Oh my god, are you okay? And then he's like

(05:20):
I saw when it hits you. And he's trying to
pick me up, and I said, get off of me.
I'm fine, but I was like, damn my juice. So
I go back in juices everywhere.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'm like, hey, I just I just fell in front
of your establishment.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Can I get another juice?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
There's a big ass sign that's like no refunds, none
of that, no jake, bad take. He's like, no, I
have to I have to charge you if you want
to get another one.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I said, are you serious? I just moved here. I
came here every day. There's no like like a good neighbor.
This bodega is here. No no, no girl.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
So then he they they he speaks the language to
another guy who works there. The guy runs out and
sees the whole scene and he comes back, glass.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
And juice all over the front. N it looks like
she took a tumble. I think he said that his language.
And the guy's like, so, I'm gonna charge you five dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
So now it's a sixteen dollar tiny juice. I think
the universe was telling you that juice no more.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I call you I'm crying, crying, crying, laughing, crying, and
I feel like you were crying with me. But yeah,
that was my message. It was I took a tumble,
it hit me, and then I come back out, it
falls again and then it starts following me. I took
a video of it just so people. I'm not making
this up. We're gonna add it to the We're gonna
put it in the dump.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I sent it to you.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I saw it, like, Sydney, this is something. What shoes
were you wearing when you couldn't? It was these booths,
these these boots are not made for walking.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Baby, the naked, the fake naked woof the naked wolf do. Yeah,
so I've been through it, That's what I'm saying. You're like,
I cry once every few That's not true, Sydney. Yeah,
it's okay to be you a pisces too. Do you
want some of my tears?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Friend?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
No, but I have a glass of water. Cheers. Everybody
pick up a glass of water and cheers. Every time
you hear something messy, cheers get hydrated. Oh that guess
is plastic a smr. Are we doing bad? We can't
afford glass here?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
It's not a glass. This Glas is Marie. What's up
with you? How you doing? Okay? So I'm doing swell. Sis.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I would like to share some mess that I overheard
this week.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okay, overheard overheard imported mess.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Friend of a friend Okay, in a relationship with this
guy Okay, goes home for the weekend. Huh, and usually
messages their boyfriend to say, Hey, I'll be back at
this time on this day on whatever. For whatever reason,
wanted to surprise her boo this random week. So she
gets there, she like hides all her stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, he's not there.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
She hears him come in, jumps in the bedroom closet
to hide so she can be like surprise.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
The boyfriend comes in with another woman, No, now.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
With another woman.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
The friend in the closet is too stun to speak, right.
They come into the bedroom, they sit on their bed
in their outside clothes.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Now that is the offense. That's where you call the
cops for sure. Girl, This girl.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Is in the closet in shock because first of all,
who are.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
You and why is there some hole here?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
And why are y'all in the bedroom again in the
outside clothes, yeting on a bed. She's standing there, like
trying to listen and trying to silence her phone and
trying to like make sure that I don't know she
jumps out at the right time. She's gonna jump out.
She was thinking, I think that was what the plan was.
And they're just talking. They're in the room talking for

(09:17):
like ten to fifteen minutes. Finally this person in the
closet has had enough and she sends a text like.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Hey, on my way, be there soon.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
She said that they like didn't make out, they didn't
hook up, but it felt like there was something in
the air. Yeah, it was some tension. It was like
she was waiting for him to make a move. He
was waiting for her to make a move. Turns out
this is the person's ex girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, the ex.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Girlfriend the girlfriend from before. Right, is the boyfriend a lesbian?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh, because that feels like that happens to lesbians a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, I'll be in the bed with inside globe and no,
we just still talked to our exes and you know,
some might come over.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't know about their life, but I hear it often.
How many ex'es are you still cool with?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
That?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Are women? Yes? Oh, we're not talking about the I'm like, ah,
I think about two two or three that means four. No,
two or three in lesbian means four. Right.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Anyway, the guy gets the text and immediately everybody jumps
up and now they's scurrying to get out and blah
blah blah blah blah like it's given guilty.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, it's giving.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
You probably shouldn't be here, You definitely shouldn't be in
this room. No, so he jumps up, She gets up,
and he walks her to the parking lot, to the car.
My friend's friend jumps out of the closet and also
runs out of the apartment because now it's got to
look like I just got here.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah yeah, now I'm acting. Now I'm an act tour.
That sounds like a fun day. It's exciting. Is it
more exciting than getting hit about trash can?

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh I care about that. Trash can trash can hate crime.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I thought we moved on you ever, just be like
having the same type of day every day, Shake it
up a bit, get hit by a trash can come
in and your your your boyfriend is bringing in an
ex that a live.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
And what would you do? Would I jump out? Would you?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Would you I mean, I feel like Sidney, if you
were hiding in the closet, your phone would start ringing NonStop.
And I mean Sidney would be on FaceTime in the closet.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
No, no, I let me tell you what happened. You
know what would like, let's set it off, said the alarm.
I would have gas, you know, have really bad flatulence.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Girl, Sydney, you have we gotta change this game narrative.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
It's just what it is. It's been happening. I don't smet. Well,
you guys came.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Over and I didn't know that it came out and
Amina was like, what was that?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
No, Amina, amena, I mean a sentence, go to sentences?
Did somebody fart?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
And then you were like, it'smell like boiled eggs in here?
And I was like, I did have too boiled eggs
this morning.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
That's too many eggs. That's too many eggs, mama.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, So my gas would be the number thing, that
number one thing. That'd be like somebody in here or
did something die?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Now?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Are you a silent but deadly or are you like
a question mark fark girl?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Like a worm.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
It's a it's a mixed bag. You never know what
you're getting but yeah, it's happening.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I think I think waiting in the closet for what
do I pay rent here?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Oh? No, no, no, hello, I what's going on?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Knock knock, so mighty sleep in man, mabitbbed.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I would have started singing that. Actually, I would have
started playing the song I would I would r Kelly Dune.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Trapped in the what would you have done?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Part of me would want to jump out as soon
as they walked into the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
But you're doing it for the plot, so you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Wait, right, But the other part of me would want
to know what was gonna happen before I jumped out,
So yeah, fifty chance of h well, well, well what
have we got here? Just to see their faces? Yeah,
but I don't know, girl, I think that, uh maybe

(13:33):
I would have made a noise. You know, my sins,
my sinuses are all messed up right now anyway, so
I'd probably coughed.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I think that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
That's crazy work to bring somebody into your home. Even
if it's not cheating, it's still inappropriate. It's inappropriate. And
have they learned nothing from Loraina Bobbit? No, people need
to know their history. Mama said, Chop Chop were not
playing these games no more.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I think that's the thing that we got to take
back in twenty twenty five. What do we have to say?
Men are not afraid of them scared of us. They're
not afraid of us. They haven't been afraid of us.
They meet us online and they be like, come over
and I'll cook, And it's like I should come over
there and murder your plants, your family, cut up your
Chelsea boots, Like why are you so confident to be like, yeah,

(14:23):
come to the crib.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I mean, for me, when I was dating guys, it
was always like the marryo out for me.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I'm taking a towel. I'm taking They.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Only got one towel and they haven't watched it since
nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Why are you taking a take.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Something something so they know, like, hey, someone can steal,
someone could rob you.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I'm not taking a towel, the towel that they used
to wipe their face, their butt, their hands, their their goochs.
I'm taking no man's towel.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I don't know what kind of men you be around,
but the ones I had, they had multiple towels to do.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
They let me it was a towel as well.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Girl, you think it was multiple towels. They just flipped
it upside down and you know it's rubbing the talent
seeing if it's crunchy or not. I'm like, crunchy towels.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
This is really if this is a really clean towel. Girl,
you ever put your face right and you're like, if
you're a man and you're if you're a man and
you're listening to this, please tell me how often you
wash your towels. Also, how many towels do you have?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
You gotta have more towels, guys, everybody, This is for
anyone the amount of to because you have to assume
you need towels for yourself.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
But also what if you have guests. Have you ever
had a guest come over and you're like, damn, I
think I might gotta have to run out to Target
to get you something that you know what? Actually I
was gonna use this for me. But you can have
a friend. I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I I have I have like Mitch mac towels before
I've done that where it's like nothing is together, ill set.
But one time, oh it's bad. I had to come over.
I had to give them a dish rack to.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Wipe their bodies. Who was showing at your house? Hey?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
You just you know, I used to work at the club,
so like all types of club people and you know,
not even care. They just needed something scrubbing a body
just to get the you know, the glore.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
The club dust, club dust, club dust. The title clip
dust club dust.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Okay, so wait, hold on, club can also be ketmye keteminees.
Also club club dust, yes, m d m A club dust.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Okay, So that happened to your friend. What advice did
you give? Well, it had already happened.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
It already happened.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
It had already happened. Like what advice can I give?
Dump him?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I mean, what would make you stay in a situation
like that?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I guess it depends on how nice the apartment is,
stop it how you know, but that's where you live
affects how you feel it is.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's like, is it a too bad? Too bad? I mean, well,
if you were in one of the rooms, I'll just
be in the guest room.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I dated a guy who had a cute loft and
they had a little like outdoor space on the end,
all like I'm gonna have to stay a little bit
expect if it's a nice place in a nice neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
You know, I'm not mad.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Sometimes you last stay a little bit longer, just while
you get your stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Together, while you get yourself.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's probably that's the reason why someone would let somebody
go down. They're like, well, I'm not going to leave
them because I don't have an apartment yet.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I don't want to break up. I gotta have housing
over everything. How we learned here and on this pod,
housing first, housing first integrity set, that's no third fourth,
what second housing first housing eating? Oh, housing eating second

(17:58):
integrity third. Yes, absolutely, I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I'm not mad at it either, But I don't know.
I feel like that's the thing. Cost of living is
going up. Yes, it's a lot of couples that can't
afford to break up because they can't you know, they
need a gap retour or they can't afford to live
anywhere else by themselves.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Girl me, you know what happened to me. My ex
had broke up with me. I had to stayed with
her for a whole month before you can leave, before
I could leave. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
And we in the bed like, same bed, same bed,
same bed, same b Yeah, what are you gonna do?
I'm not sleeping on the couch. No, you broke up
with me.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, my back is not also gonna be broken because
of this exactly.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm like, You're just gonna have to deal. Damn. You
should have thought about that before you broke up with me.
Were y'all spooning?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I'm not really a spooner anyway, So are you not? No, Marie,
you've slept it in the bed with me.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, you don't spoon me because you know I don't
like spoon Oh, but I mean my body kind of
does what it?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
What it does? You tell me all the time you
wake up, Sydney, you cannot sleep, like starting kicking me,
Sydney be scratching me with her toenails. Its lot, Yo.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
My somebody that I'm with was like, Yo, I don't
know how anybody sleeps with you.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
You're you're you're insane with it. You be voging in
the bed but snooze, but yeah, you be flailing. So Marie,
I have another I have another mess for you for me.
Tell me what you think? Okay, you know, so you
know I will you.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Know, I'm not gonna nea no names, but uh, a
friend of ours got a calendar, made a calendar for
me with all of like my close friends. Yeah, I
mean she threw some people in there and I was like,
who is this? But she reached out to our friends
and everybody's sent a photo. First of all, I have
an issue when somebody is asking for a photo. Everybody's

(19:57):
gotta be aesthetically pleasing, the background, everything, don't just give anything.
The pictures that I got, I did like some of them,
but the other no, I was.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I was worried. I was worried. I was like, what
if I passed away and this is the ship that
you're sending for the power point that's gonna be like
above my casket?

Speaker 3 (20:17):
How fucking dare you? You want a casket PowerPoint? If
you could project it on the casket. I the casket,
that might be dope. If I get an all white
casket and then you just project the pictures on top
of it, that might be sick.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, If anybody's taking notes.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Please add this to since since will back up, please
add this to Sydney's Witch.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I was some of the photos, I was like, who
are all these people cross. I don't need all of these.
That's crazy. What month were you most disappointed in?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
I forgot, but I'm gonna write it down and i'll
let you know then. The then the other thing was
reached out to a friend. A friend just didn't turn
it in, And then I confronted the friend and I
was like, Yo, what's up? Why you didn't send the photos?
Just like I was busy every time she messaged me.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I was busy. I was like, really because I see.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
You, I see how you work what And then she's like,
we're friends in real life, like you don't need a photo,
And I was like, excuse me, am, I am I
wilding out for feeling the way I feel.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
No, I think it's justified. I think it's definitely justified.
It's twenty twenty five. We all have favorite photos of
ourselves on our phones. We all have thirty thousand pictures.
It's sixteen thousand videos, Like.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
The person hurt a lot of photos because just in case,
I'm like, every time there's a birthday that or like
something reminds me of that, I'll like send to a person.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Like yeah look at this, Yeah this is cheery cabag
that person must be upset with you, or maybe they
had they lost their phone and they had to get
a new one and there's not no picture. I don't know,
I have no idea. Or maybe you outshine them in
every single photo.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I too, I'm fucking missing your tooth on the side.
And that's the other thing.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
People were sending photos and I'm like, I don't know
if I'll look good on this.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, but when you ask somebody to send a picture
of you and them, they will send a picture that
they look the best.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
And that is mess. We both have to be eating.
It can't just be one person, Like how hard is it?
How hard is it to tear up a photo?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Girl? How hard is Hitney? Please? What you are my
most photogenic friend? It's saying you are. That's not true.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
That is true because there's a million pictures of me.
Where I look, I'll be like, wow, is that how
round my head is?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Damn? Where is my round head? Where is my hairline? Here?
Oh my god? How many chins do I need to
be alive?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Maria?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's not a lie I've seen. I'm a city. You
are my most photo Jennick friend.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
And you know on the carousel I'm gonna post pictures
where I look insane.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Please do please do it, because the people don't believe
they exist for you to be like, ah, why would
you send this picture? People just trying to find a
picture where they can they can keep.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Up with you.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Stop and realistically, you know, sometimes you're like, wow, I
look hot, I look amazing, I look fantastic today. I've
never looked better, And then someone takes a picture of you,
and you'd be like, am I ugly?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Every single time?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
I think what it is is some people are not
holding the camera. I don't understand these people who'll be
put in a camera this low? What is this week?
You're underneath? You're underneath my chin? That's what you are?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, hold on, let me take a picture from below?
And I don't like it? Should we try? Should we
do it? Take one low okay, and then take one high? Oh,
already so much better? Yeah, high is just better. It's
so much better. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I think everyone should take a little like photography class.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Everybody.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Everyone should take a photography one on one class and
just see and just see what angles are lighting and care.
You have to care. If you don't want to take
the photo, I'd rather be like nah, and I'll set
up a little tripod to situation. I put a little
cup and put the phone on top of it. I
can make shift some shit because don't be taking some
photo and it's like there you go.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Do you hate me? Are you mad at me? Are
we fighting?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Also, if I ask you to take a photo of me,
that means you gotta take like six pictures of me.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
If I say six, that means minimum minimum six minimum
sex whate means ten.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
If you really about if you are really about that person,
you're gonna go all out. You're gonna want the photo.
But then, but then I want to hit you with
some other real shit. After ten, you should have gotten
what you've gotten. You should if we into the like twenty.
If we're taking twenty photos and it's still not right, baby,
you're gonna have to talk to Jesus. Well, that's up

(24:44):
with God. God is not. It's not for you.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's up. You gotta talk to God and doctor Miami.
I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
But if you're taking a picture of somebody and you're
taking a bunch, you gotta say something while you're taking
up shit. I need to hear me up a little bit.
You're like, Oh, I agree.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
I think that's silently taking a photo, not giving directions.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
That's out. That's last year.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
This year, we're giving directions, we're hyping people up, we're
getting involved. If you can't do any of that, get away.
That's why I stop asking strangers to take photos.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
What is worse someone silently taking a photo of you
or having silent sex with somebody.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Ooh, I'm gonna say it's worse. I'm going to say
they are the same.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh, yes, they are the same.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Why how do I know if I'm not if I'm
doing a good job, if you're not saying anything with
sex and photo sex and photo.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Silent sex, I think is worse.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
No, silent sex is worse because it's like, why are
you right?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
All I can hear is your breath.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
But sometimes I want to also put that out there
because you know, I've been I've been out there, I've
had I've had a time. I'm retired now, but i've
been out there some people. No, I don't want you're
talking anything that you say.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
It's weird, like how it feel inside, what it's inside.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Like that, how it feels inside, how it feel inside?
Saying that a man, how.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
It feel inside?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Man?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Feel that? First of all, how am I supposed to
know how it feel inside? You're inside me? Will you
how I feeling?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Side?

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yes, exactly. And then it's weird. It's sometimes it's weird
as no as lesbian. Every single time me asking the
person how does it feel? It's like it's not real,
so like it's not real, it's not but it is
the no, the feeling like obviously it's like a connection thing.
It's not just like someone being inside, but asking someone

(26:41):
who has a strap on, how does it feel?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Is?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I mean, I guess we're getting it's crazy work that
is also acting it feels good? No, they always say
it's amazing. Well, it's like, how do you know if
it's tight or what?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Like?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
I guess because it's not falling out something that's around there.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You're like, oh, day, it's maybe it's well, I don't know,
maybe it's too wet, maybe it's well, what what whis
a dollar?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh? Okay, so I have I have some topic that
kind of leads into this.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
You could have just let into a baby. Yeah, this
is how transitions work. Beg you, Sidney. We've been doing
podcasts together. For like seventeen years and every time okay,
you know what nobody say, Well tell them how you feel.
Get off podcasts. I feel, you know, I like to
just be like did you did? Like roll into it.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
That's why we different, and that's they should get best
of both worlds.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
You know what they should, and they do. They thank
a friend. Okay.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
While I was crying last night, then I got into
like the funny stuff, the funny video. This one creator
was saying that a lot of women are having trouble
with men because some of them are gay. The women
are gay, okay, and that's why they're having some It's
the same way we were like men, they're having all

(28:31):
these issues with women because they're gay.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
He flipped it.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
He said, no, no, no, no, He's like, I write a
tweet where it's like a lot of the women are
dl and they're not coming out and so they're dating
these men and then that's not who they really want
to be or they're just not connecting. So he said,
he's like it's time for the women to come out.
He said, you keep talking about all these problems with
these men. It might be useless, might be you sexually.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh yeah, but like, what if I'm I'm not attracted
to women, and I'm not I've never been a lesbian.
But I'm just saying, I'm just saying, what if that's
not that's not what I want. But you're saying that
it's not working because that is what I want. How

(29:15):
am I supposed to know that that's what I'm supposed to do.
You're saying, just try it, Just do it, Marie.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I've known you for years. You are straight than you are. Hey,
y'all be out here, DM and me, So, like, what's
up with Marie?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
What do you mean? What's up with her? She is Haitian,
she is, and she is she is very straight, and
if she was gay, she would be with me. No,
come on now, I'm irresistible.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yeah, but it's like he he I think he kind
of is making some of a valid point. He's like,
but he's like, women have been so like controlled and
manipulated with her sexuality and like religion, and it's it's
the way it affects.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Men, it affects women too. Yeah, so going gay in
twenty five you don't have to go gay.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
But he's just saying that it's it's so easy to
be like, the men are gay. The men are gay.
He's like, the women are gay too, he said, and
what are the women gay? I don't know the girl gay?
Are the girls gay? That's a great question. I know
I'm gay, but you know, you know you gay.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
But after the gay didn't work out X amount of
years ago, you've betting back to streight.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Come on now, well, hold on now, I'm gonna get
this really straight.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, literally get it straight.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
To say, what happened was is that I was I now,
I've dealt with depression for a long time, and I
was also depressed also was coming back.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I'm also in my late thirties. I said, fuck it,
you never know.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Maybe you know, it's thirteen years of being gay, maybe
I've been women before.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Maybe I could be back with them.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Let's see for me, I was like, I'm always open,
I'm an open book, you know.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
So maybe that's what we should be saying, because I
know a lot of women, not a lot.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I know a couple of women who.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Had been straight their whole lives, maybe married to men,
divorce now and now they're more open to exploring themselves
with women.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
And some of these women are now in relationships with
women with women.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
So maybe that's what it is. You break up with somebody,
you have a type, it hasn't been working.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Try something that's not your type. Maybe that's what we
should be saying. Switch it, switch it. Do the complete
opposite of what you've been doing.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Okay, but I want to say that I was completely
being toxic.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I was using these men.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I didn't I had no real connection or future or
And I think sometimes that's what women do to other
women who are they are not really straight. They're just like, well,
I'll just see how it works with this girl, but
like or they're like, I'm bisexual.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
But it's like, you'll hook up with a.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Girl, but you'll never take a girl serious, you won't
cheat them, you won't bring them home and so, and
I think that is that's toxic, that's messed up. So
I completely say that what I was doing to these
men was wrong.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
And sorry, how is it wrong? Not them?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Inside you? That feels like it was wrong? A gift
that that was wrong? It was wrong for me, it
was it was abuse. It was self abuse. You were
blessing them the abuse for me with access to your
wou soir juices, that's a gift.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
It was they.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
And the thing is is that which was wild for
me is I was on the app.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
I was I didn't say what my sexuality was.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
So I was getting you know, everybody, but mainly men
were coming my way. And so I would get to
the day and I would say, hey, I'm actually a lesbian,
and their face would be like hmm, and I said,
but the way the confidence of a man is like
They're like, yeah, but you're here, and it's like, yeah,

(33:02):
I'm here, but I'm also unemployed, I'm also broke, I'm
also bored.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
So I have all the time to be here and get.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
These steaken eggs, so staking eggs, steaking eggs.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, I was ordering that. It was on them.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
I might as well while I'm figuring my things out,
I might as well eat well, right, And so I
would tell them. I would be very like honest, but like, yeah,
I think that. Like after all of that, I went
through all of that, I said, no, I'm not supposed
to be with guys.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I don't like them for real.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
And even when I did think that I liked a guy,
I like the idea of the mystery. This is somebody
that I cannot penetrate emotionally and that was attractive. It
was like, oh, I don't know you, I don't get you.
I have limericks. I'm thinking that maybe this is more
than what it is. As soon as that went away,

(33:56):
I was like, oh, I didn't really like this person.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
This wasn't really for me. I don't know. I don't
know what how I feel about this. What you mean?
I'm just saying, like I talk to me.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I think that you know, say it, talk to us,
use your Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
I just.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I feel like everybody should date outside their box this year.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I think whatever you think your type is, throw it away,
because imagine having the same type and every single time
it doesn't work out, you're actually driving yourself insane.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Literally, just a little bit. Literally.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Now what are we taking away from our type? Because
if you say your type is tall, I think we
could throw that away. If you say, hey, my my
type is uh successful.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
We thrown away successful. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
We're right now we're work shopping.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
My type is successful. So now I got a date
to boom No, don't data, mom My pipe is hood dudes.
So now I got a date A finance bro in
a patagony events. Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm open to that.
I'm looking for a man and finance brown Eyes six five. Yeah,
you know whatever that is?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yeah, girl, whatever I mean, maybe your type is black
and now it's white.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
No, if my type is black, then I say, yeah,
try white. See how it? What happened? Try white? Try
white is the title of the podcast right up this episode. Girl,
I'm not there. It's try white. Yes, that's why it
would be funny.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Try when the episode is off white, off white. I
like that white. We're off white. But maybe if your
type is black, try chan. Try you know a little
hispanic dude.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Try try everything, try everything, try tie.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
This is listen, this is Baskin Robbins thirty one flavors.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Baby, get them all, get them all in.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
In the month of Black History Month, yes, you're uh,
number one on the call sheet is black.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
But on the weekends, try something else. Yeah okay, yeah,
try something different, try something different. And Black History Month
is a short month, so you know, maybe black will
be a history, be a dating history.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
What's crazy for Black History Month is that you know
the guy Digimon who did Amistade and he used to
blood Diamond, Blood Diamond, and he was married to Colemoralie Simmons.
Variety put out an article he said that he is
underpaid and struggling to make a living. But when he

(36:42):
was out, he there wasn't a thing that he wasn't
in that was not winning awards.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
He was the man. He was getting book book book,
book books.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
But that was a while ago though, to be honest,
I think I saw him in h what is it?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
The silent? What is this silence? Something with Lupita?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
With Lupita, Yes, he was in quiet place. He was
in a quiet place. The reason one, Yeah, he was
like somebody's husband.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
He was.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
He was like number eight on the call sheet for sure.
But he said he's struggling bad, he's down bad. And
people were just like you guys have to stop saying
that these celebrities are rich, because they're not.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
They're not all of them, a lot of them. It's
a lot of fluff.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
What people don't understand is like you could book book, book, book, book,
but then when are you getting paid. You could book
something and then not get paid for six months. Also,
as a black actor, you're not getting paid.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
You're not getting paid what your page counterparts are making.
It's just not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
It's not happening.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
And if I'm on the call sheet, I'm number eight.
I don't know how much. Maybe I made like one
hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
One hundred thousand dollars after you pay out your people,
which is twenty five percent and then taxes.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Girl, it's gone. What's that sixty it's not enough? Fifty thousand?
Well how long was that? How much was sixty thousand
last year? Well? You know what, you're very you're you
know you've been you've been spending.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
But I feel like you're always thinking about not You're like,
how do how can somebody else pay for this?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I don't want I don't have to pay for all
of it. That you make me sound like a bum.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
No, you like, now you're cute unemployed friend. You'll be like,
how are you gonna get somebody else to pay for this?

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
I am a independent black beach that don't like spend
my money, and I I'm not gonna apologize for that.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
You should send first of all, that is not being
a bum. You know, I worked in night life. People
are constantly getting things paid for.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
The men who have it are spending, and you're gonna
say no, but not always. This is how to rich
stay rich. They don't spend their own they do not
spend their money.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
They get somebody else to delegate the things and get
it done. They're calling, they're making favors like how can
you how can we get this? Or when they're trying
to hire people, they're not paying them their actual rate,
they're like, well, we're cool, you know, how can I
get this? You know they're they're undercutting these people. It's happening.
I hear it all the time.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
A lot of the more famous younger influencers that y'all
love to follow love double tap on they making money
and they're not.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
They're not paying people well at all.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Now. They're not spending money when they go out, they
want to be they want bottle sent to the table,
they want people to dress them for free. They're not
coming out of pocket to pay for anything.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
So because but there's also people who want that because
they are actually not getting paid that much. I remember
when I went to the Emmys, went to the I
went to the Creative Emmys. Let's just that's still that's
still in me. But like you have to pay for
a stylist that's about fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
That's not your own clothes. You have to pay.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
You got to pay to get your hair done, you
got to pay to get there. You got to you're
paying so already before you get there. And I was
like the low end. I'm already spending over two thousand
dollars to be somewhere.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
And that's not even including the price of your dress.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
That's not it's not in your shoes, and you're it's
not credicure. Yes, So imagine if you're you know, somebody
who's up for an Emmy, you're getting the best of
the best, and these people's rates, it's not it's.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Not like five hundred dollars they're spending.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
That whole day is going to cost them probably five
thousand dollars just off rip.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
So it's like, yes, people.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Are famous and notoriety and all this other stuff, but
if you really get into this industry, it's all a scam.
It's all about how can how much you want to
be in it, how bad, and how much are you
willing to spend. You're going to be making a lot
of money, but you're also gonna be spending it on
a ship ton to keep up with the Joneses.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Well, let's read what Djimon said.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Digitmon Digimon, Digimon. I don't know, he might need to
hit Kimora up full little. Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
In the comments, they were like, no, baby, Kimora is
hitting you for that child support babe, that's why you're
gonna worth more than him. It don't matter how much
child support could he possibly be paying. Girl, Wait, you
didn't You didn't see about this other one? The oh girl,
I put so much in the in the doc.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
I'm just I'm just hold I saw what you put
in there, But I'm just saying I thought the way
child support worked is the person who made more paid,
not the person who makes less.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I mean, but think about it.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
At that time, he probably was making a ton of
money when they were together. He probably was worth the
net worth all that stuff. He probably did have a
ton of money. But after you, how long does child
support last?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I feel like she's had more money than him the
entire time.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
But that's what we think. We don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
She was with Russell Simmons, who is worth more than him?
Is he because he's in Thailand, he's not coming back. Baby,
he's in Thailand, in Thailand, and Thailand is cheap, so
he's absolutely saving money by being in Thailand.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Can we get him on the car? Can we get him?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Let's get Russell Simmons on the line. Call her number to.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
You on the air.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I mean, allegedly he's assaulted some people, so we don't
really want no, not in Thailand.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Well, listen, if you're in Hollywood and you've been in
Hollywood for twenty plush years and you haven't assaulted somebody,
are you even famous anyway? But our docres Yeah, this
dude said, I'm still struggling to make a living. I've
been in the filmmaking business for over two decades, with
two Oscar nominations and many blockbuster films, and yet I'm

(42:24):
still struggling financially. I'm definitely underpaid. I was nominated for
the Golden Globe, but they ignored me for the Oscars
because they thought I had just come off the boat
and the streets. Even though I successfully did that, they
didn't feel like I was an actor to whom they
could pay any respect.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I'm nominated for multiple Good Awards and y'all are like,
but we don't want to nominate him for this because
I think he's the dude from the Pirates movie.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Like what, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
The thing is is that we just know like we are,
we are boots on the ground in this industry, and
we just want you to know that whatever you think
of your celebrity people that you love, there's a lot
of time where it's all smokes and mirrors. Like you
think they got a great big payout and they didn't,

(43:14):
or they did, but then after they have to you know,
pay PR.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Someone does PR for three months. That's over twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
That's just for the hope that you get in a
magazine or you get an interview, or they do some
type of you know press for you.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
That's that's potential. You might not even get.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
You spent twenty thousand dollars on a press runt and
people could just say no. So say, from an instance,
you did make one hundred thousand dollars off a movie,
which a lot of people are getting that.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Sure, we have the A list people, and then.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
We have the people who are underneath that they're not
making that at all. You get one hundred thousand dollars,
you're getting tax, you pay your people out, you pay
pr what do you forty thousand dollars afterwards? And then
you have to keep up with your celebrity, so you
have to go out. You gotta go to events. You
got to have this like take cars, it's a lot
of money.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Take cars.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I don't know is rich and he takes the subway?
People at see Keanu reeves on the train every other
week and he'd be ready. He got his little Starbucks cup,
you know he or maybe not storry. Maybe he drinks
like Joe and the juice and uh, you know, so
I get it. But now, as a famous person who's

(44:28):
not a rich person, do you need to act like
a rich person for people to respect you or can
you just be like a regular person that more people
know than everybody else?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
It's it's a really it's it's a hard thing because
if you are celebrity and act like a celebrity, that's alluring.
People want to be a part of that. That's inspiring.
That's what people want. They don't want to be a
regular person that everybody knows. Is that what people really
are working hard for? Absolutely not. That's ridiculous. If I'm

(45:00):
making all these movies or shows or they making people laugh,
making people come out.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Why should I be underground? No, I should be.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I'm a regular person and I don't want to be
on the ground with the rats. So I get I'm
just saying, shout out to Keanu. But that's you can
you can take the train, you can be frugal or whatever.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
But at the end of the day, and you see
how insane fans are.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
They don't care about your personal space. They don't care
about what you're going through. You're in the middle of
eating linguity and they got.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Their phone out. Hey can you take a bitch of
me with my family? And you like.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
No, mom, no, mama, come down, Come down, mama.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, I don't want to be amongst the pedestrians. Put
me in the back room, honey.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Is there a chef table here? Yeah? And that costs money.
That costs money.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
So it's just like that's the same thing with all
the la fires. They're just like, oh this people are rich.
Those are everybody. They can get another home, that's their
second home. It's like, wait, hold on, I need you
to put the phone down. These are real people. And
even if they're rich, and they can get afforded their home.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Their whole home burned.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Down to the ground, all their stuff, all their memories go,
it's gone.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Now let's talk about this. Okay, your house is on fire. Yeah,
you have five minutes. What three things you grabbing from.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Your your hot house?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Meet my wig and some shoes? Now this wig or not?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Do you have?

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Is this wig?

Speaker 3 (46:31):
This wik You know I was in a fire, right,
we brought nothing. We literally was like we have to
get out of it. Well, I'm saying for this scenario,
you got a couple of minutes. What's the three things
that you grabbing from from your hot house? I need
my passport yet, Well that's your ID. I need my passport,
slash wallet that everything is in it, literally everything. I'm
grabbing my passport, so hopefully my purse that has all

(46:53):
of my important papers, because.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
That do you does your purse have all your important papers?
Your one time I had like a like a little
zip up and it had my social it had my
birth certificate, it had five hundred dollars, it had my passport. Yeah,
and this was just in your purse and my purse.
Is it still in there now? You're lost it? Oh?
Absolutely there's two.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Sydney Washington's walking around right now? Somebody is you right now?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I dare someone to try to take my identity.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
You won't be able to open up shit, baby, Well
I'm actually getting my credit together.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
But no, you still won't be able to open up anything.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
You're not getting a new line of credit with what
I'm working with.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
If I walk up and my house was on fire,
I'm grabbing my passport.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I'm grabbing my laptop. You're getting your laptop. Well, yes,
you're will work. What do you mean shorts in the cloud?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
But like, how do I access the cloud if I
don't have a laptop. You save everything on the cloud
and then you.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Can taking my laptop. Okay, do you hear me, Babe?
The passport, the laptop. Now, I gotta get the charger.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
But also I sleep butt naked, so if I wake
up in my face is on fire. Now I gotta
find something to wear. Now, I'm like, do I want
to wear these shoes you're burning?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
And that I'm just letting you know.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
And I gotta grab my retainer because a retainer is expected.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Lord, you think about the wrong things, friend, How am
I thinking about my teeth?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
My travel, my my, my laptop.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
No, I'm telling you. When we were in that fire,
they literally could not. And also, if you're not an
organized person, you're gonna be doing circles and laps looking
for the stuff. Just get out. You have to just
get out. If you have a pet, take your pet,
but you gotta go.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
What if I can't find the pet? A lot of
people were doing that. Cats like to hide. A dog
is like a doofy, like shadow a y'all will follow you.
But a cat is like, well it's warm here, you know,
cats like to be warm. To stop it now, it's like, well,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I feel like if it's if this is like your
family pet that's been in there for a while, I
think you're gonna be in there searching, but don't.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I can't get it out. So now me and this
family pet gotta die together. More money will be on
a gofund me. I'll tell you that if you have
what they'll go for me. That doesn't benefit me because
I've died. Well, don't you need money for your funeral?
Do you have a will? Marie? I don't have a will.
Do you say, do you have life insurance? No? Marie,
that's mad. My sister, do you have life insurance? No,

(49:17):
then that's a mess. I'm so sacity.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
I don't even know how life insurance works. So I
pay every month to this thing, and if I die,
then who gets this money?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Well, it'll be put towards all the things that need
to be worked out after your death.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I'm gonna just put my mom's name on my bank accounts,
like she's been telling me to do for years, and
if something happens to me, then she can access my
bank account and she can pay for my stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
What about your sister or your brother my life insurance?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, well my sister put me at She just got
life insurance last week and she put me on her.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I think, please, that is mess. We're of that age.
We need to get that in order.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
I need somebody to explain life insurance to me, like
I'm four, okay, like I'm a child. Why because I.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Need to know how it works. Because some people policies.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Be like if this person is murdered, we're not paying out.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
And if this person is in a fire, were not
paying out. If you commit suicide that we're not out.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah, So it's like it sounds like you kind of
know about life insurance rent.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Well, that's because I watch snaps. Yeah, that sounds like
you can get it snapped. Be like, this person took
out a million dollar life insurance policy, So what does
that mean? I have to pay into it up to
a million dollars and then if I die, someone gets
a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I don't know everything because I don't have it either.
But I think it is a mess that we are
of this age and we need to get our things
in order. This is a thing that needs to be
in order because if anything happens, then it falls on
the people that you.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Love the most. Oh, well, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
What you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Oh? And also you were asking about child support.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Yes, Jimmy Butler's baby mama, who he's had three kids with.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
He pays her fifty five.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Thousand dollars a month. This beach wants ten thousand more.
She wants ten thousand more.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Pays her fifty five thousand dollars a month. Yep, Oh
that's cute. What's that coming for that?

Speaker 3 (51:36):
So he I think it's six hundred and sixty one
hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
That comes to six hundred and sixty thousand dollars a year. Yeah, Jimmy, Hey, Jimmy,
call me baby.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
So you were asking, you were like, how much is
like child support? It depends on I think it's like
all these different like.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
It depends on how much you make and how many
kids you guys, how many kids you have? And so
people were like, what is she needed for?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Because also there's like nanny's but she doesn't work, she's unemployed,
So it's like, how why do you need a nanny?
You're at but also taking care of kids is a lot.
But it's kind of like, girl, what do you need
all this money for? But also it's like why y'all.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Keep coming in these women? Why y'all keep coming in
these women?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
That's a mess, you know where you're literally a mess
anywhere the wall, the pillowcase, the duvet.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
The towel, the towel that one town, her upper, her opera,
her her butt, her baby hair, her baby hairs, the
plant that's bought a bed, in your passport.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Come in your and on your glass. There's so many
places to come, just not inside of her. And three times,
three freaking times, we know y'all both come on now,
this is Jimmy. Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Jay Jimmy, listen, man, this is on you, like even
and if you're saying this is not right, I think
this is what men have to think about when they're
about to ejaculate.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
It's like, hey, I don't have a condom one.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
She could get pregnant, and then is she worth all
of this money that I'm gonna have to dish out.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
She must be because he keep coming back, keep coming back, and.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
It's like at this point, how I mean, I don't
know what his his contract is.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I'm trying to I'm trying to find.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Uh, you were supposed to make a good penny, a
good penny, I mean also.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Fifty million dollars he was supposed to make. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I'm just throwing I'm making fifty million dollars for the year. Yeah,
but I'll say this about it. I think when you're
rich and you have children that are you know, have
recognizable last names, yeah, I think you got to put
them up. I just saw the baby mom's photo and
it makes sense. That makes sense. Okay, y'all gotta stop nutting.

(53:58):
And these women, but.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Specifically these women, yeah, these specific women. The thing is
is that a vasectomy?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
It's always available and then if you are like, hey,
I actually want to have kids, you can.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
It's it's reversible.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah, And I think of the sect to me is
like twenty dollars, like start it. I think if you
use a groupon, yeah, vaseect me, like I think, I think.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
You can get a visected me and then go to
the club that same day.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
No, I mean it's it's doable.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
It doesn't hurt, and like it saves you all this
problem and drama. Marie, can we do messages living and
then one mess messages?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Can we do that? Absolutely? Let's do it, friend, Okay,
messages living canceling on a baby shower one hour before.
Oh I've done this Marie, No, what happened? You know
you are SVP because you think I'm a beat there
and then you you check the party for address and
you like by yeah, like that's far.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
I'm gonna just send a gift or send some money
and I'm not gonna be a girl.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
You better send your plate and a gift because it
costs money to do these these events.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, people are paying for how many people are gonna
be there?

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
They do food?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
They Yeah, like people are catering these things and like
having accounting for all these like how many heads is
gonna be in here?

Speaker 5 (55:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yes, girl, I want to think canceling baby showers. I
don't think about the plate.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
The plate, and that's a mess, okay. Donating twenty dollars
to a GoFundMe mess or just living what we funded
you know, uh, you know the fire or someone a
death or someone lost their job or I.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Think you gotta donate what you can. If you can
donate twenty, donate twenty. If you can't donate nothing, don't
donate nothing, Okay. And I think also I go to
go fundmes that I don't always donate to, and I rank.
I go top donors. I want to see who donated
the most, and then I want to see who donated
the least.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
And sometimes it's a lot of twenties. It's some fifties
in there, but it's a lot of twenties.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
And sometimes I look at the people who make way
more money than me, and I'm like, oh, they donated
twenty dollars. They do it.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Again, that's how the rich they is.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
And I said they could have been anonymous, but they
got their name. Want to and it's twenty dollars and
we don't how much we going to the Forbes the Forbes.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Listen, you want that baby, you.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Thirty under thirty and you donated under thirty.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Okay, and then coming to a party, it's spending most
of your time hanging out with the friend's pet.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Well, does that mean the music is bad, the food's
not good? Like is the pet wearing a cute sweater?

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Like?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
What that was me?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
We went to our friend's birthday brunch party whatever yesterday
and I was there, but I spent a lot of
time upstairs.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
With the cat. I don't know something, something is in
my head.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Now that I feel like I'm an extrovert introvert where
like I do like hanging out.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
I want to be out. I want to be out
of my house.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
But I also when I get to somebody else's house,
then I kind of want to revert back to if
I'm like in my own home and I don't want
to be amongst the masses. If it's twenty people there,
you don't need me, So then why come? I know
that's a good question. Yeah, what's what's the good answer?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Come moll, It's not really fun if you're not hanging
out with the people downstairs, because.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Then you're there and you're like, do you need me
right now? Then when people start leaving, that's when I
go back down. That's when I shine.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
It sounds like you up there snoop and systems. I'm not.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
It's giving you runing gin it's giving you opening captains.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
You're opening little doors you under the bed to see
how nothing it is. You're a mess.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Speaking of mess let's talk. Let's read a message, message
from a messy. Yeah, it's a messy messy something are Messiah, Messiah?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Somebody said Mexicans, Mexicans.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
No, Mexicans, mess Mexicans Messicans is actually kind of cute,
kind of funny, Messicans Messicans.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Okay, we'll vote. Well, do you care which one I
read first? No, I don't do it. Okay, here we go,
Hello Marie and Sydney.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
This is a six month old mess but I'm petty
and bitter, real love it, and I want to get
it off my chest. I am a gay man and
I've been dating this fool for over a year and
a half.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
He's mad upset. Well, he did say he's bitter.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Everything was mostly smooth and whatever disagreement, not Dick, Sorry,
everything was mostly smooth, and whatever disagreements we had, it
was handled like adults, or we got a couple's therapists input.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Okay, Rich.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
After a few weeks of staying distant and him raising
concerns that we're not connecting, as in him taking an
impromptum vacation for two weeks, I tried to have a
conversation with our therapists, during which me and the therapist
can clearly see he was already checked out.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Gone right, We say, let's.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Take a few days and discuss me Wanting to give
it my all, I sent him an email acknowledging his
feelings and how much I want us to work things out.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Okay, you just want on a vacation. What feelings right?
You've been relaxing.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
He responds with a breakup email he attached. The email
didn't sound like him. It ended with let me know
if you want to discuss further. That's business speak.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
That's so business.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Okay, that's business speak and not some a whole breaking
through email. So I took his email to one of
the AI detection sites and tested my email that I
wrote myself, and his mine came back zero percent AI
generated and his was eighty five percent AI generated. Now,
breakup suck and aren't necessary. But after a year and

(59:42):
a half together, you send a breakup email that was
AI generated. Oh I am pissed. Yeah, don't do that, folks.
The least you can do is do it through the phone.
I didn't bother to discuss further with him since there
was nothing to discuss. He showed a kind of person
he was, and I didn't want to waste my time.
WHOA should I read the breakup email?

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
I think you should the breakup email they sent? Lol. Hi,
Hi Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Thank you for your recent email and for sharing your
feelings so openly.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, b's ready. I'm mad for you,
Sammy clicking out. I'm not reading the rest. I'm not
reading that. That sounds like that. That was a response
from LinkedIn.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Babe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
It's given to whom it may consult, whom it made.
It's given burger burger post it Yeah, oh what chat
GPT breakup is the new posted yep up okay boom.
Thank you for your recent email and for sharing your
feelings so openly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
It was given.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
It has given me the space to reflect deeply on
our relationship and everything we've experienced together. After much thought,
after much thought, I've come to the conclusion that it
would be best for both of us to part ways.
The decision comes with a heavy heart that is given.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Beard, Yeah, that you need to cancel that chat, GB
whoever did this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
The decision comes with a heavy heart as you mean
so much to me, not enough to write an email
as you mean so much to me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
And it's not a conclusion I reached lightly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
There are many struggles we face individually that impact our relationship.
Our time together has been profoundly important to me. It
has shaped a significant part of my understanding and experience
of love and relationship. However, no one says however in
real life, nobody However, I feel girl, However, I feel
myself withdrawing emotionally, and it wouldn't be fair to either

(01:01:31):
of us for me to continue while facing these internal conflicts.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
You've taught me so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Much, and I hold no regrets about the effort and
love I've invested in us. You are absolutely worth it.
Yet it seems we've.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Reached a point where our paths diverge.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
The thought of ending our relationship saddens me greatly, and
I've spent the past week processing the disgriefed lies use
on vacation.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
On Vaca, you were on the beach with a kulata.
You was not thinking about this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Let me wrap this up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
I believe in your future and your capacit city to
find love that fully complements the beautiful person you are.
For now, I think it's best we move independently, cherishing
the memories and growing from our experiences. I still love
you and want the best for you and me. Let
me know if you still want to chat and discuss further.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Beach girl, I want to say that it was a
couple of lines. It was kind of cute and there
I said.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
It was more to me because I might, you know,
we might can use some You can't have all together
because that makes it sound like somebody else. But if
you take one of those lines to you know, spread
it out, it could work.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I think if you're gonna do an AI generated breakup,
every other paragraph gotta be you and then the AI.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Every other This whole thing is it sounds somebody else.
Somebody else was doing this for There's too many multi
syllable words in there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Yeah, and it's it just it also doesn't feel like
you're connected, It doesn't feel emotional.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
It feels like this is the right thing to say.
This was the wrong thing. Wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
The fact that they copied and paste and then press
send you dirty, dirty, dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Bitch mess mess sammy word with you, Beach. We are
so sorry. Listen, guys. That will conclude.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Our episode of Off White. We truly adore our messies
and Mexicans, we need.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
You to send more mess, more mess that. I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
I love that they also sent the breakup letter. Y'all
are doing great work. You're doing great work, amazing work.
Continue to give us reviews on Apple and Spotify. We
love all your comments, even the nasty ones.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Continue to listen to the podcast at work. So when
you laugh, people will look over the cubicle and be like,
what you laughing out of that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, and you can be like it to you. Yeah,
it's a mess and that is mess. Okay, see you
guys that week. Bye Bye. Mess with Sydney Washington and
Marie Foston is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money
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