Dulo

@iAmDulo is in the building. Other guests on this episode also include: @tree.oxg, @JessiThicc aka Strawberry Milk, @MimiZe1, @pinkpassion_beauty, and Paula Contento! It's a packed show Modasucka's. Dulo, CBF and Mike talk about the time Mike and CBF had to pick up $15 g's at the strip clib. Then we talk about Michael's school in Ghana, listen to new music from Tree, learn about the female anatomy from Mimi and the Blackson Angels, and much, much more. Enjoy Modasucka's!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgary Audio. What's up Mother Socas. Welcome to another episode
Mothers a podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
I'm here with a strange looking negre. Hey, thanks for
listening again to Mother Soccer Podcast. Whoever you are? I

(00:26):
guess we have a lot of people listening, Mike. I
always mentioned it every show. I don't think of my
list to our podcast. Chinese Best Friend, Come on, Mike,
don't underestimate your power. You're the African king of comedy.
Michael blocks on. There's only one right now? There is Yeah,
I have I have a guest as a comedians African.
We'll bring him on later. Yea, yeah, yeah, I've opened

(00:49):
the door for a lot of other Africans. Jutely got
a lot of niggers come out of the village. We
have a pack show today. I feel like I am
performing in the Staples Center on thing. Chinese Best Friend.
It feels like kid, I've never seen so many people
here today. Yeah, well, these are just my homeless friends.

(01:11):
How are you doing what you want? That's my favorite color,
Chinnese best Friend? This is my favorite color. Green is
your favorite color? I told you that an episode four
in The Mother Soccer Podcast. Yeah great, Why why is
green your favorite color? Like? Why is it just you guys?
I thought it was color blind the day age of two,
So I didn't know what blue. And that's right because
when you call it blind, you see everybody see green, right,

(01:34):
So I thought it was blind. So that's why I
told the cop when I ran a red light and
color blind, I'm sorry. And what did he say? Gave
me a four d dollar fucking ticket? Yeah, I didn't
believe me. Did you have on green? No? I I
ran on the red light with a blue outfit. You
came back into the blood motherfucker on the red light

(01:56):
on a camp on A ran a red light. Don't
matter what color you had on, you was going to jail. No,
I just gotta ticket, red leg ticket. That's it. That's
not bad. Did you pay it or you still still paid?
I paid it already. That was a long time ago.
What are you wearing, Michael Block? You know what? I
don't know what the fun devil's all over your shirt?

(02:17):
That's not love, that's devil with love. No, it's like
a the devil is trying to kill the angel. But
I don't I'm not a fan of the Devil, so
I wouldn't have the Devil with mom when I was
buying his jacket. Okay, devil was not it was not
given to you. I'm sure it was free. Somehow somebody

(02:38):
gave it to me for free. Well it looks good,
Michael Block. And and if you know, California is like
we're in southern California where the weather it's like, you know,
it's kind of getting chilly, a little bit chili. Michael
Block says, seventy two degrees that's not SENTI two degrees outside.
That's chilly for three hours when I'm from ninety nine

(02:58):
degrees at winter time, ain't gun. Yeah, but you're only
there two times a year. I've been at four times this,
you know, I've been at four times. I've never you've
disappeared so long. You have not left the state of
California four years, and I'm only allowed to leave the
the state of Beverly Hills area to come to Los Angeles.

(03:22):
Why your lady won't let you out. You don't trust
you well because you know, well now you're kind of
calm down now, But your lifestyle before was all about
TV Tuesdays and talking Thursdays, and she said, if you're
gonna live, I'm gonna live to Hungary. Is that what
she's from, that's what she said. I said, Hey, I

(03:42):
might might do some comedy stand up stuff. That was
like three years ago. And she goes, well, if you
do that, me and the baby living too Hungary. So
so you're like a house husband. You're like the bitch. Yeah,
you said, mother, don't worry about it. Man, it's okay
that you know that might bring the whole family. That's fine, Yeah,

(04:05):
bring your family. How old is your baby now? He's like,
what twenty? Yeah he feels like it. It's talking reading
and he's three and a half years old. Michael Black, Yeah,
he's but I know you for twenties, the COVID baby. Yeah,
I feel like I know you for thirty years because
we're stuck in Yeah, we're stuck in the half for

(04:26):
a year and a half thanks to Corona nineteen. Yeah,
so he's a Corona nineteen baby. He's almost twenty two.
He's gonna gonna change it to Coronado. I don't know.
With all them booster shots, maybe they could reverse Dr
fauci Co the reverse time. When is he gonna die.
They got. I didn't trust that motherfucker. I've never seen

(04:46):
doctor fight the fucking mask on why he didn't catch Yeah,
you're right, you know what, he never wears a mask
now to fuck you don't Yeah, yeah, I don't trust him.
The moment he says don't take the corona chatter will
take it. Anything he says that, we'll reverse. Oh that's
why you didn't take it. He said, take it. I
trust I trust Magic Johnson more than that motherfucker. What

(05:08):
much of Johnson has to do anything? Because Mike, see,
Magic Johnson had aged since nineteen eighty five. He's still alive. Yeah,
there's a care for that. He bought it. They have
a care for rich people. Only the pores are dying. Man.
You know, the poor die from everything. The rich people
will find a way, like you know, but have you
brought up me? And I don't worry about it. I
make a phone call. Man, got the same doctor, everybody got,

(05:32):
the same doctor, the same billionaire doctor that we just
take that boy take one pill and he's carry he got.
He's like, hey, mad Magic, just Magic, don't where I
got you. Just come and take a pill. One pill.
He's sucking looks he's good at healthy. Yeah. Eight since
the finals of the Los Angeles Lakers against the Phoenix

(05:52):
Suns nineteen eighty six or something like that. Nine, Chinese
best friend. That's how you excuse my language for the
people that are watching pad game, me said it. Where
if they're gonna be watching us, they deserve to be called.
First of all, there was no where the Lakers gonna
play the Phoenix Suns in the NBA finals, Chinese best friend.
You know why they did play before in the Western

(06:14):
in the NBA finals, Chinese best friend? How the funk
would the Lakers played the Phoenix Suns in the NBA finals,
Chinese best thing. I might have made a mistake, Michael Blocks,
and could have been the Chicago Bulls against the Phoenix
because if it is Suns in the Los Angele Lakers
are both in the Western Division, there would there was
nowhere the finals. There were no where. There was absolutely
no way Chinese best friend. Only what it would happen

(06:35):
to happen. The Phoenix Suns have to pack the backs
and move to TV. You're really good at sports, Michael Blocks.
Congratulations on that big win you had last week. Yes,
I finally won dollars. I want one. I bet ninety.
I picked nine parlay and got them all. Right, Wow,
I want twelve thousand, three hundred NFL pol who that

(07:00):
a I want? I made fifteen thousand that day because
I had all the little parlais and I finally want
man An. You think about it, when you are gambler,
you always lose because to win the fifteen thousand, I
probably spent thirty thousand prior to that. So I'm gonna
that's a great window. It felt really good to take
that book as money. Yeah, yo yo at the strip club.
Well man at the strip club to get my money. Yeah,

(07:22):
but I didn't, I said. He tried to give him
on the strip club. Like, no, motherfucker, it might be
a set up. Get your asking my car and give
me this money. Not get the funk out. I woun't
have to, County. I trust you, hear the stripper to
try to give up. Try, maybe you give it back.
Yeah nope, No, I don't trust. We don't trust. We left,
I said, Chinese best friend, I gotta pick up this
fifteen thousand U S. Dollars And we picked it up.

(07:46):
And no, I didn't want to count it out. It
was a straight up business there. You're like, fucking why
we at the strip club? Nigger? Come to my home.
You know where I live. I have top security, I
mean just stripped. I'm like, you know what, it's thousand dolls.
I'm gonna get my money. What congratulations, Michael Bloxon? When
are you gonna give me those bets? I could have

(08:07):
made fifteen thousands more if I didn't tell you about
the bet. So you are my jinks. You are my
bad log chum. You fucking booda looking motherfucker. I opened
up a spectrum wifeight, I mean cable just for that day,
and you ruined my fifteen extra dollars thousand dollars. You
gave me a headache that day. I was like rooting
for you, Michael Bloxon. I didn't need a root for me.

(08:28):
Everything you rooted for me. I lost. What made you
want to call me that day? I don't know what.
If I was excited by my twelve thousand dollars, I
heard you screaming, You're like, how many times, how many times?
How many times we try to play the parlor will
never win? So now finally gonna let me share with
my best friend and the niggas a Buddha jinks. I
was so excited for you, Michael Blocks, and I turned

(08:49):
off all the cartoons at the house that day time
for Nigga news Chinese. What happened? Something happened to your
our boy Floyd What did he do? Oh? Yeah, Floyd
Mayweather the Clippers game this weekend. I guess there was
a teenage boy wanted to take a big fan of
Floyd may with her and he said, uh, is that

(09:09):
painted nails? And then the kid nail was painted? Yeah,
the kid nails painted black, and Floyd Jay don't want
to take a picture with him. And it was sad.
What looks at the nails when you think? You know
what I mean? Just you know that's your friend who Floyd?
I mean, I'm not mad at he didn't want to
take a picture of it. What if the kid was

(09:29):
a devil? Oh, you're right, Yes, I don't want to
take picture. Was sitting not everybody got painting a kid
with a black paint and nails. Is something about that
kid he needs Jesus. Yeah, you're right. I don't blame him. Yeah,
you're right. Yeah, you know, I don't have to didn't
take pictures of privilege. We don't have to take pictures
if we don't want to. You can't force us. Not
because of the nails. But I'm saying it's like it's

(09:50):
like a you know, I've never seen you denying girl.
Want to take a picture. Hey, come and take a
picture me. She's button your titties is out? Next you
not take his picture? Next in twenty years later, Michael,
I'm in titty jail. Continue Tuesday. You're right, So, yeah,
you don't want to think come back, you know? Next thing.
You know that anything is possible in the every day
we're in. Everybody is allowed to do whatever they want

(10:11):
to do. If I don't want to do something, you
can't make you do nothing. Shout out the floor. You
don't want to take a picture of the Kelly has
a painted nails. Well, I'm not well. I hope Florida
gonna take a picture of machine going where it says
on DMZ this order did say that, Well, maybe he
knows machine gun Kelly, and he probably know he would
probably fall asleep and some drunk bitch pen is now

(10:31):
is my accident? The other kid could have been the devil. Yeah,
you're right, Yeah, absolutely right, all right, tell my painting nails.
All right, So my nigga, Dave Chappelle was more problem.
Transgender community is trying to transgress against Dave Chappelle and
Netflix because of his special the one that specially to
be transferred off the network. And it feels like it's transphobic.

(10:55):
But then but Netflix said we believe in Dave. Also
he's willing, he said, says wanted to talk to them
because he feels the trans Later his message wrong, a
lot of trans happened Lesians in there. Yeah, a lot
of a lot of transgenders and the transgrass and the
transferred and then transphobic and of course transformed and then

(11:20):
everybody got miss translated tings. Now it reminds me I
need a new trans transmission in my car. Yeah, and
I need to transfer some money from my checking, my
my savings and my checks out and bouncy to check.
And I also transform our guests onto the show. Motherfucker. Yeah.
My first guy's a good friend of mine. I know

(11:40):
this kid about seven years, at least seven years. That's
a long time. Yeah, this kid is fucking took social
media by storm. He's doing his thing. Another fellow African
and I was comedian, comedian, very funny kid. He's does
out of UM shows across the country, colleges everywhere, weddings,
UM funerals. I'm not sure he funerals or what, but

(12:03):
he's I mean, he got the thing with social media,
have to find your niche and he found his Niche
was killing social media. Ladies and gentlemen. My name you're
and buddy do looks in the building? Mother, do up?
Michael Blacks? And I really thought this was the baby.
I no know, no, I know. The kind of death

(12:25):
is the growing up, the toddler. What's the good dog?
Everything good? I'm good brother? How are you great? Man? Listen?
I mean you know, of course I've been following it.
We've known each other for years. We go back, you
know um from well original orb. But what are you?
You're by man? You're I think the thing. I spent

(12:48):
like three three years in Nigeria when I was a
kid between like age was it like third, fourth and
fifth grade? I was in Nigeria. I was more and
I was in the evil souse in the East House
and unabrad State back then. Back then, when I was
in Nigeria and Negle was the capital of Unabrad state.
That's the way before your time and was the capital
of Unbrad. So do you tell me that change? Yes,

(13:12):
just stayed myself. What happened like when you got there?
They had after you left, they said, we have to change.
What was it like MICA's left. We have to have
to we have to change. But you know the reason
why I had to leave Nigeria. Why did Gunnians have
to leave Nigeria back in the day. I'm accent? What
was the was the phrase? What it was? It was

(13:36):
something going on I think was I think again is
or something was taking all the jobs and what I'm
not sure what it was, but whatever it is, Nigeria's like,
you know what, we tired get the Gunnians out of here.
Then No, there's eighties. Oh eighties. I was a little kid,
so I didn't understand. I knew my mom. I knew
my mother left me with this evil family that was
like my mother's an evangelist, so she just traveled the
word just leave our kids with a bunch of random motherfucker's.

(13:57):
So she left me as this evil family. Great family.
Shout out to the chickle cos that's their last name,
ch ch chick. If you're listening, shout out to them,
and you know they raised me. In fact, that's what
I got most of my discipline and the three years.
I think I'll not forget these three years because when
I got the most disciplined in my life and all
that contributor to who I am today. Naturing parents are

(14:20):
very disciplinary. I mean they don't take no ship. So
I mean, what what kind of things were they've got?
Oh my god, what kind of what did they know?
You know? Then it made me like wash in my mind,
cut my mind mind, I said, like wash, The usaid wash.
They made me wash the cup man. They made me
do a lot of sucking ships. Yeah, probably because I

(14:42):
hit you with a beak up something in your forehead.
I think I was like a step shot. That's probably
why absolutely none adopted adopted African Niga and it was
paying you to eat for free. Yeah, I did eat
for examplectially. And then, like I said, it to disciplined
me to help me. Nigeria helped me because I went
to school during schools ain't joke. I mean the whoop
you're asking school the third and fourth grade? You get

(15:04):
you haven't spelling test and you get it wrong to
beat you right in front of the kids. Can imagine
trying to get a date when the bitch watch you
get your ask about the teacher. Even if you forget
your pencils, don't forget a pen forget your damn got myok,
my book? You're getting come to the front and they're
gonna whoop you on. Has that changed or they're still
whooping as in Africa. I don't know. I hope it's changed,
you know what, I really hope the same treatment. I

(15:26):
got the same threat. I came back here when I
was nine years old, So I remember vividly going to school.
Oh I forgot my pencil, or my pencils not sharpened,
or even just to get you you have to pay
in the whooping just to get your pencil, because that's
gonna be three lashes. That's gonna be three just to
get it. So yes, I remember vividly. I got the
same treatment for damn show it's a Fisher when I
stuck out my patron pages Now live my weekly Titty

(15:48):
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see you on Patreon, mother saw cuts. So now you
you started off just doing Instagram videos and now you're

(16:12):
a ful comedian. I mean compared to you, I'm like,
you know, maybe the like a three quarter one four.
But what you guys did, like you know, kind of
mind me, what decent you on fly? And then m
was the other guy African Ape. I saw those guys
started out just you know, a social media influencers and
then they build an audience and then you guys actually
went through the comedy club and I work out material

(16:34):
and learned some material absolutely funny enough for me, Like
even before like you know, when Instagram came out with
video on two thousand and fifteen, if anyone remembers that,
I think it was two thou network Instagram came out
like with video with video right when when they come
out with video, like like shortly after that, right, like
I mean, I mean maybe like three months after that,

(16:56):
a few of my boy my buddies, UM Dan more
G and UM Foxy P. They came up with like
a you know, African princess of comedy. This is like
three months after video. I had just put one simple video,
a couple of videos, and they put me right on
stage to host that. This was three months with no
experience at all, you know. But I've been watching the
likes of Michael Blackson, basket Mouth, my African you know,

(17:17):
like the gods to African African kings of comedy, um,
Michael Blacks and nine Krum to me basket Mouth. And
I was watching those gentlemen, you know, and then just
like that, you know, I transitioned right to the stage.
And I always always showed respected this guy because they're once,
like he said earlier, they paved the way for us myself,
chief ob Um African Ace, now you know what I mean.

(17:38):
So we really appreciate clap your hands for these guys
because they Michael Blacks and and because when I started
back when, back when I started, we had it was
no social media. We just had like newspapers and fucking typewriters.
And back then I started out like early nineties four

(17:59):
ish whatever, Damn I started ninety four. Back then in
ninety four, the only way you get famous, you gotta
find it way to get on TV. The only TV
we had back then was BT Comic BT Company just started,
so we had because BT coming if you knew they
were the only way of getting any comedian famous, or

(18:19):
they took advantage of us. To get on BT Comic View,
you had a first year best athlatic to get on.
So once you get selected, then you have to find
with the l A. Miny'all living in Philadelphia, you have
to find you with the l A, get your own hotel,
your on flight, your own hotel, and then three weeks
after you shoot the show, you'll get a check for

(18:39):
a hundred fifty dollars. So I came to do Coming
with You for a negative five dollars. I lost some
money trying to make money, you know. But then what
happened was you get on TV, and then once you're
on TV that people can see you, now they're going
to book you. So now you know, I went from
making like fifty dollars a hundred dollars, like five hundred dollars,

(19:00):
you know, and then when when I did Next Friday,
then I went from like five hundred dollars hundred dollars.
And then then you keep going and keep going. So
television is kind of like what we had back then,
but we didn't have social media to try with jokes.
These guys could just do a video. The video is
funny and with that ship into material, you know, But
we didn't have that. We had to go to open
mic night. You have to go get in line, and

(19:23):
open mic was a night where amate just perform or
professionals would go on stage just to like perfect that
new actor trying to do so, like in Philadelphia where
I started. UM one club is like first come, first served.
So if you have if you want to get a
good number, do do they a lot of first twenty people.
So if you to get and you got to pick

(19:45):
your own number when you want to go on. So
if you want to pick your own number, show start
at seven o'clock. You wanna be there like four pm.
Get in line there we pick a good number, like
a good number, be like any number between like five
to like thirteen is good. Because you go on number
one nine enough crowded, you're going to a twenty. Everybody
already left. So that was one club. But the other club,
you're gonna line up and then after you write your name,

(20:07):
then they would they would give you a number a counter.
How well didn't know you. So. I remember my first
night at this particular club. They didn't know me. I
went on last. But then I got on stage, it
was like six comedians, like the order. They already got tired.
I'm performing for six comedians and they told me that, hey,
I think you got what it takes to make it
because I was hoping, I hope the fucking audience was there.

(20:28):
But instead of like other comedians like you know, Mike,
I think you got it, and as I just kept
going and kept going, I think that's dope. Man. You
know a lot of comedians they don't bring the same
energy when um when they see like that, you know
there's less people there or on so you expected. So
I think that's extremely dope. You never that first impression.
I don't matter where you are, give them the best

(20:50):
fucking show. You never know who that one person is
or that's to three people are. Whatever you're performing, don't
ever give all you have, regardless or not. I mean
I performed for like ten thousand people recently. I'm on
that Martin Owrens tour, so we've seen like ten fifteen
thousand people. But my favorite orders is three people. That
intimacy crowd, right, there in your phase, we get to

(21:12):
like feel loose because when when it's fifteen, it's don't
get wrong, it's more pressure, like okay, now I got
you know, compared tove like three people, you feel more comfortable,
you know. But with it five people or ten people,
give those ten people your best show ever because you
never know who those ten people are. Absolutely, Oh did
you perform recently too? Um ship my excuse my language.

(21:33):
My last I don't really curse much. I know this
is mother in my life. Performance was in Nebraska. Performed
in Nebraska on what's to day? What's it the Tuesday?
On Saturday, last weekend on Saturday, on Saturday, No, he said,
my last last weekend. It wasn't even oh my, it

(21:56):
was actually for awards ceremony and oh Nebraska, Yeah, Kevin
Hearts board was that boars Cojoe send me. I saw
the flying for that exactly. So the performance that you
hosted it, I did a little bit of both man.
It was one of those it was an African you know,
we're gonna I'm gonna help them getting that tight together.
But it was an African event, you know, and you know,
and then they beginning stages of getting together, but it

(22:16):
was it was a success to say the list. But
the thing about performing, as being a comedian, performing and
ship like this, you always give this orderance some laugh,
you make them laugh, and regardless how disorganized it is,
you're gonna always remember the comedian, you know. I just
recently I've done a few award shows where it's we're
not organized. I'm not gonna say their names, but it
weren't say every every year to host the show. Don't

(22:42):
see a great job. Then Michael blocks a video. They
fucking blew that I hosted the first one, the first
hosted the first exactly absolutely, So you're welcome that I
opened the stage. Appreciate that. Man, were you there yesterday?
I think it was the same day as the one
that I had year that was on Sunday, though I
was too tired, so I got back in. If you went,

(23:03):
you could have got an award. Was giving them things away.
So what he does what he does on social media now,
he like he'll find you where you find these sucking
videos at there? You fucking put like a voice over
over them to be honest, like I don't find them people, Yeah,
they find me. Now you know what I mean, that's
what people ask. So they find me and for me
like when people find them, Like I used to love

(23:24):
freaking American's funniest home videos, all right, and I also
used to love even before social media in general, no
social media. If you guys remember Mad Lips, they used
to be on YouTube. These people they would do like voiceovers,
real funny fucking voiceovers to mainly sports ship football coaches,
you know, flipping out on players or whatever you exactly
so um uh so you know when I got to

(23:47):
you know, I was doing skits as well, and I
do blending skits as well. But like when people send
me these videos to do that, I just get into
the you know, the mind framing. You know, it's a
really one day you guys will see the process a
very remind of those animals, but it's a very you know,
it's a very kind of you know, if I was
to watch myself, I know, to be like, what the
fund are you doing there? You'll be really good like
voiceover for animation. Listen, you know that you're the one

(24:10):
with the connections link me man who's cooking? Um, who's
frying chicken? But that's not definitely I'll keep my ads
open because when I would listen to show, I'm like, god, damn,
I see so much animation movie like fucking Lion King.
I'm like, guy, imagine he had his voice in there
coming up with your own lines, because this is all
your comedic lines. In fact, like that, you mentioned that

(24:30):
I just recently did a independent UM. I guess you
would say, you know, voiceover character, did like four voiceovers
for independent UM cartoon that's coming out right, Um, you
guys will see the pilot board soon, and it's not
for children. This is like adult swim type of you know,
African blended type of situation. So um, you guys keep
a look out for that for sure. Congratulations on that

(24:52):
ten best when you got going on your life. I
want to be a voice of some cartoon like they
hearing any Chinese in the African shooes. That's easy, That's
that's easy. Man. I went to this restaurant. It was
actually Chinese people cooking Guanian food. Not the funk where
I'm not even joking. This is where was this. I
was just in. I was just in Nebraska. Happen to Braska.

(25:13):
Chinese person Yai is trying to take whatever I mean,
you know, they own the roads in Ghana. I heard that.
You know they own the roads in Ghana. So is
that not true? He's sucking down you're cooking African food?
What then? What? What's next? I'm gonna stop sucking our
women to Chinese best friend. Yeah, I think they're already.
They're already doing that. They're already doing that in the Ghana. Man,
I've seen that road. That's what I'm sucking your back.

(25:40):
I got a whole Asian woman. I'm gonna give us
a bunch of little tiger woods. Motherfucker, Mike, We're gonna
make sure there's a mother sucker highway in uh gonna. Okay,
I appreciate that. God, I just called you a gonna.
It's okay, Mike. Tell me about That's totally fine. Please
tell me about that. The school that you're doing in
please and thank you. I've seen the pictures of that. Yes,

(26:01):
didn't have you digging? Are you the one thing? What
you're digging with your hand? Digging? Damn? You're supposed to
wash your hands after your health dig Now. I ain't
build a school in my village. You know my mother
this the village my mother was born in. Uh what
would inspired me to build the school? Was um I went.
When I came to the States, I come to the

(26:22):
stage late eighties, sometimes eight six, eighties seven. I didn't
go back to Ghana. I didn't go back to Africa
period to like two thousand, like fifteen years later, I
went back. And when I went back, I went to
the village when I was born, and I'm like, I
just things were still the same. I'm like, why things
still the same? You know why our kids and the
kids are like a bunch of kids doing still the

(26:42):
school days, school hours. Your kids in the marketplace helping
their mother sell ship. And I'm like, why these seven
eight year old kids working? Like who hired these niggas?
So I'm like, okay, you know what. Then I get
to find out, I'm like, why did not in school?
The not in school because the public school were just
known as government school, which is free at that moment.

(27:03):
I'm not sure things have changed that ain't ship free
no more, But back then those schools were free, and
those feel up really fast. The free ship always feel up.
It's like you go, you know in America, you go
to the warfare line. All the warfare office is always packed, right,
because niggas like free ship. So the free ship always
fills up, and the kids that are left they can
for a private school. So then what I did. I

(27:25):
went to them on the local elementary school to find
out what school was going for, how much it cars
to go to school. So I find it cars like
eighty dollars for the whole year. I'm like eighty dollars
and this is in two I'm like, we're spending ship
at the bar. So out next day I went back
to the marketplace, saw them same fucking kids. I talked
to their parents. I was like, I'm gonna pay pull
your pull your four kids in school for the year,

(27:45):
you know what I mean. And then from there I
would try to help every year, I'll try to help
get this keep. I mean, what eight years of schooling
or cost but a couple of grad So I went
did that and after the outside of myself, I gotta
do something about this. And I always had in my mind,
I gotta build a school. But it's not it's not
an easy thing to do, you know, it's come without responsibility.

(28:05):
But I finally, like right before COVID, I decided, you
know what, trying to play every kid in school. How
about just I just build the home school and make
it free and give scholarship to the kids. You're a
good man, Michael blocked him. Yeah, round us, absolutely, And
I think that's dope. Man. It might like for people
like like I wouldn't say, like myself, you know, I'm

(28:25):
tapped in. But for people who who who like they
want to kind of you know what I'm saying, especially
Americans or African American, you know, all of us. Essentially,
if you have that melan and you're African, I don't
give a damn what you say, right. So, like, especially
if you're that person who's like where am I from? Okay?
Where am I from? Right? And your and your question
yourself one thing, you're either from Nigeria, Ghana, Cameroon, or
one of those West African countries that the translator you

(28:47):
know the slave trade took place, right, So just know
that ACA West Africa right coast. So for those people
right who are listening and they're like, how do I
do something? I just want to tap in because these
people at one point they might want to go to Africa, right,
but I don't want to just go to Africa and
underwhere to go but like if they want to tap
in on maybe just you know, they want to send
something to help out, or you know, like I'm not
sure if you have any organization like that, what has that? Like?

(29:07):
How did you know? How do these people help? I
want to do that very soon right now. My my
main goal, you know, was to take my own money,
and I post I, hey, my do fundraise and raise money.
I was like, let me, I said, I work hard,
let me give something back. I said, I'm gonna build
this first school with my own money. After it's built,
then to keep the school running, then I'm gonna do
like fund raised. I'm you know, to get people to

(29:28):
raise money every year to make sure these kids go
to school for free, you know. And then also I
gotta paid teachers, and I gotta pay get a bus.
I'm doing something different in that village, they don't know
to have a bus. Translation principtation, I'm gonna try to
get a school bus. So I'm gonna do all of
that once the school. Once the school is built, and
I'm gonna take my money to build it, and then
I'm gonna ask for help to keep it going for life.

(29:49):
And then I'm not stopping there. I want one in Ghana,
which if my first one isn't Ghana, and the next
one being like at my third one being Nigeria. These
three countries me the most to me. That's why I
spend most of my life in those three countries. What's
the name of the school? Yeah, that's we have between
Blacks and academy. We think I haven't finalized it yet.
It's not gonna be mother sack of school for kids.

(30:11):
Education in the shade, you know what I'm saying, like
nothing the sacond school for kids, Michael Block reading in
the dark. You know, elementary. You're gonna be the principal principle. No,
I might have nothing with the education. And you're not
the gym teacher either, motherfucker. Okay, you out of shape?
How about my teacher? They listen? No, No, I'm not

(30:33):
trying to be right, but they are good to man. Yeah,
not this motherfucker. He needs at a roll. I just
have my prescription today, Michael. But yeah, so don't get
wrong your time time. That time we come, we're gonna
feel like I gotta because eventually we gotta go. We
can't forget home. Eventually got to go home. And do something.
We gotta give back, you know what I mean. And

(30:53):
that's always been on mind. I gotta give back. So
I went home. I bought a house there. Actually just
shipped my car, just shipped the car just got there
cause there. So you know, usually I will go vacation.
When I want a vacation, I'll go to like Puerto Rico,
go somewhere. You know where I go vacation. I go
to Ghana. There, I get on the plane and go
home for like a week or two, stay in my
own house and give back. Finally, I gotta get back

(31:16):
to where I came from. What's up, mother suckers. This
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(31:36):
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(31:58):
catch a new episode every Tuesday. You didn't come alone,
I got I have another artist head come and join us.
Stay right there, hes gonna get over it. But uh
coming to the stage. My guy from Oakland, Oaktown. Um,

(32:18):
that's right, West Coast, West Site, West Site area, ladies
and gentlemen, inspiring artists in the doings thing tree. Thomas
is in the building. There's in January three. Thomas is
in the building. Tree. I'm not shoven to treat stands
for how tall years or what he smokes? Motherfucker? Maybe
a hybrid of both. Right, that's what all that ship.

(32:41):
So what's going on? Man? How's how's this? How's this?
How's trying to do this music? And now you're from Oakland?
Like I think of Oakland, think like E forty you
think about um too short and who else mc hammock. Yeah,
I'm from the town and from Oakland. Um. I started
off rapping, So I started off in that line. But um,
as I started getting more into it, I started finding

(33:03):
my my tone and my my sounding singing. And you
know why, I guess just from pussy. That's how you
get for real, if you want to go against, get
some pussy, be a singer, Singers get all the coucie,
especially love songs. I heard rappers get all the respect
on the streets and singers get exactly and that was
part of the reason. That was part of the reason

(33:25):
for sure. But yeah, I'm in it now and it's
been cool. It's been great, specially moving out to l A.
I especially seeing an increasing everything I've been doing since
I've been out here. So I'm working with it, for sure.
It's so crazy. I was watched reading something today that
Meek had posted up. He said, I think me posted
about something like he's not sure where his record money

(33:46):
been going, Like something posted about about the record of
the record business. How you know he brought his record out,
but he ain't seen no record money, you know. So
I mean that's that's that's that's been going on a
just I mean, everybody got burned, from Michael Jackson to
Tito Jackson to everybody has been burned. When it comes

(34:07):
those they look like all this makes most of that
money from live performance. I mean I'm not sure, Like
I don't know how much you really make fun. But
it's different that because now it's like downloads and you
could like kind of like put do your own thing.
Now you go independent and you know, put your own
ship out and back then you needed like you needed
a record company back then to like you know, get
you to that next level. And it took advantage, you know.

(34:29):
So yeah, not anymore. I mean, hows how how how
you getting your music out there? Um, I'm getting it
out fully independently right now, so I don't even know
how to the record label your money, so I see
everything from my music. Um, but uh, really it's about
where you're grind ad right now, Like what you're doing

(34:49):
with your brand pushing and how much you're selling on
your brand. Like I'm thinking of different avenues from my
brand right now as far as like the music, and
I got a dog that gets me like a million
views on TikTok and YouTube ship um, selling plants and
uh this thing that go along with my brand is
also farm as well. I've been farming for like two

(35:12):
years with some of my friends. So I'm like brother
into nature and like gardening and ships. And they got
growing tomatoes. Motherfuckery got a great tomatoes. Now we're wearing weird.
It's cannabis farm tomato I just want to make. But
with that, with the cannabis farms, I've learned how to
cultivate tomatoes and vegetables and fruit and all that ship

(35:32):
and survive off grid and and and a lot of
things I didn't know before before um being out there.
So I'm just trying to incorporate all that ship into
my brand because that's what the music business and just
having a brand is about. Now, what your grind is.
And because you're not gonna like me, you ain't gonna
see a lot if you get to that level from
your ship. It's about what else you selling, the shows,

(35:54):
the merch and all other ships. So that's what me
and my team is working on right now, tightening ship.
But it's a great thing. My social media now right
social media is pretty much your own platform. This is
your own TV show, your own network. You know, you
build your own audience and when you make something, you
got someone to sell it to. You can blow. You
don't need nobody anymore. Just build an audience and if

(36:17):
your ship is good or support you. Okay, I want
to say this though, just like my first time doing
an interview podcast, and I'm just honored. That is with
like for real, because I look everything I see you
in I'm entertained, um like I can you can see
your talent. And I was telling Tied my man, I

(36:39):
was like he was FaceTime the other day. I heard
you like talk. I was like, this, nig really just
can talk regular because the next Friday is all I know.
That's that's like I imagination of me. Motherfucker, guy Mike,
Then you say that next lady again for defense when

(37:00):
you walk into the door of the d C place
right there? What is this? This is why I can't
get jiggy with this ship. Where's your money that I pink? Motherfucker?
You look at that playhead. I was so many ship,
I'm no darn received kiss my eyes. So what, oh ship,
please don't hit me. I'm just a bitch eunaut you wait, wait,

(37:21):
you don't wait, wait wait, you don't even and I
don't got no damn receipt and I know darn receipt,
kiss my eye, So what you know? You're fucking try again, motherfucker.
Just's my tooth try to get try again. I go
post on this, motherfucker. I'm honored to be a part
of this this is my first time doing anything like

(37:41):
interview White Pocket. I'm just just crazy. That's what you appreciate.
It's a good Definitely, he turned these lights off. I
ain't gonna be here, definitely. Yeah, mother sucker podcast. Michael
blocks and giving a lot of opportunity to a lot
of nice people in the world. Absolutely, man, Yeah, yeah,

(38:02):
I've accedent. You know, you know I've blow him for
seven years at least, it's been seven months. I've been
on the wait unlist, so I really appreciate it. Now
there's welcome many. I don't know where you live, you know,
Nigerians be everywhere. Man, everybody, don't make me get on
yours alright. Michael Blaxon is losing his memory, y'all. Like
Michael Blackton will asked me this question every single time,

(38:23):
where you are you And I'm like, yeah, I'm in
l A. Yeah, I'm in l A. He's like, oh,
what about shake up? He forgets every freaking time. All right,
you've been smoking. We know he needs to please maybe
bring back his memory. They probably would. Well, I got
some ladies in the house, some of the sausage on
the stage. They've got some angels here. Part of you
had Meemi, I can join us ladies. Anything I want

(38:46):
to ask these guys or of course he's I mean
I wanted to sing a song. Whatever you want, anything
you want to ask me. I want you to sing
a song to me, please? Uh like the liuthvandru. I'm
not sure which microphone I want yet, but see, I
ain't gonna do no sing and I can't you put

(39:08):
me on the spot. I ain't gonna do no singe.
Y'all can go listen to the music, though you can
search it on all platforms. Three Thomas say something that
you know you can do it? How you gonna act
like that or something? What sexy? Some sexy for me?

(39:30):
What's your sign? Leo? Okay, I just dropped Leo this
song probably like three weeks ago. Can we hear it?
If you're having the phone? All right, let's see if
we can find it, and then you're gonna tell me
how you feel about it, like as we're planning. Okay,
but you can take the jacket and show your heart

(39:55):
nip somebody then bring something to me. I mean, guys, okay, okay,
here we go. Is it? Where is it opposed to
be playing at the phone. Remember this is not right,

(40:17):
is it okay? Yeah? This is not the Joe Roll Podcast. Yes, befal, Yes,
I don't know. I'm a rvy never I love it.

(40:38):
It's like, don't mean a cute to vine you the time.
I no, no, don't run the way you should dine.
But you know you're too bad. You nigga want to

(41:04):
try again, too black, You're just gonna make you cry
again light like time you called me bo. The was
only you know these niggas like make a ball league
come in I should bring up. It's called I know
Leo um and it's part of a project I'm putting out.

(41:26):
I'm putting out a project about zodiac signs. Um. I
did a song for every zodiac sign. Uh. It's an
intro out your or interluse. So it's like fifteen songs um.
And I put out the Quarius, Libra and Leo already. Um.
And it's Scorpio season now, so I'm thinking of putting
out Scorpio this weekend or might later this week. But yeah,

(41:49):
I'm putting together a project called signs. Damn. That's a
great idea. Actually that's nigga. That's like twelve songs in
a year, right, because it twelves then, and it wasn't like, Okay,
you've been with every sign, that's where you sucked them
all and it's experienced. So some of them have been

(42:09):
with some of them expering, some of them just my
relationships with them. So you actually this this like the
first time. I usually when I put our music, I
picked the best music. I may not put it on
the project and put it out, but I actually did
like research and like went back and like thought of
experiences and memories and ships. So it took me like
a year almost too um get to where it said

(42:31):
right now, and I just started putting out the song.
So what's the sign? Is your favorite ex girlfriends? What
sign was my favorite ex girlfriend? Your favorite sign? Your
favorite female sign? What sign got the best person? My dad?

(42:51):
See that's the thing about the project. The project is
like the concept is is why I can't find a
reason I dislike any sign. I feel like every sign
is different. I feel like every sign has they they pros,
their cons and their things about them. So that's a whole.
It's like you like that what song is about good pussy?

(43:19):
Um Leo is definitely about good pussy. Gemini is definitely
about good pussy. But it's definitely some songs on there
that just about like emotional ship and situations. But Leo
and Gemini Scorpio actually, it definitely has a lot of
heat to it to what's your sign? Capricorn? CAPRICORNI got

(43:46):
his own, his own vibe. I'm a Virgo virgo. My
mother is born in Christmas. I'm a virgo virgo. Gang
on your birthday, I'm the leventh. What sign is the
most in that girl? The most violent to me? So
it's it's experiences. So for me, no, I said I

(44:09):
was Virgo virgos and that's the thing. I've never dated
a virgo. So my Virgo song on there is like
strictly experiences and myself and you know what I mean.
I had a virgo, my exit virgo she was. She
was a violent as my ex wife. She was more
of a what's that one early November scorpions? That scorpion right, yeah, crazy,

(44:33):
that's where we are right now watching she's not watching, Mike.
Do tell what she do to you, Michael. She was
a type that we're like, whoop, your asking to get
a restraint order? You And I'm like what the game is.
This sounds like a SCORPI official. I don't even know

(44:54):
nothing about these signs. I know everyone, everyone got on you.
Everyone got a little bit of stupid. She would get
a restraining ord on you and then pull your address
on the paperwork, so now you can't even go to
fuck home. Sure, yeah, I had a scorpio. Was Vigo
with my my furgo didn't she didn't call the cops.

(45:16):
She Vigo, don't get the cops involved. She just you know,
she just handcuffed you. I called the cops, and I'm
sing I called the cosins. I got a lot of
women locked up. But the fucker all my exes been
in jail ship. No one one is my best friend.
That's my deform the cops, Fuck you deform, you motherfucker

(45:37):
leading pullice alone. No one one, it's it's starting my
phone on the best friends, not one one. Absolutely, I
would call the cops in a minute. Yes, yes, the
bitch smacked me again, sir, Yeah, she's she's at Burgo. Yeah,
she's right here with a nice send all cars, bring
all the officers, please send on cops in the detective.

(46:01):
This bit is going to jail tonight. I think I
got all, my all, my all, my exes men and jail.
Why not just just two of them, just a violent one.
The Virgo one and guy and a girl's sign is
totally different because it's violent, like Leo. Guys are very like,

(46:24):
I don't know me. Yeah, I like calls that I know,
and they're like crazy, like when they're in love. Crazy.
You guys got eight years relationship. I called the cops
more than Mike probably I have a little but my

(46:45):
ex girlfriend was a Leo. I had to hide in
the Jewish church because she stopped this story. And then
the cops goes, like, what you're gonna do? What you're
just being? You're gonna let them like, yeah, I was
hiding in the church next door, two story, I swear

(47:05):
the guys, I wish somebody have a copy of those.
They should sell those nine calls Jewish. Oh no, no, no,
I hide in the Jewish school next to my place. Yeah,
I was hiding there. Yeah, just in the bathroom. And

(47:25):
they put it in like seven two hour hold, like
you know, psychiatric here. And then she goes, oh my god,
you better picked me up right now because they think
I'm crazy. I'm like I picked her up. She gave
me pussy again, and I forgot about everything. I got stopped,

(47:46):
and the whole swat team came to my house. Yeah,
the whole two stories. No later, I was like a
week later, the whole went to my house. That's very
like fast, but we forget, you know, yeah, because makes
everybody forget all right. Yeah, once you come, all the

(48:10):
bad members goes. Did you come to your sense? Yeah,
once you come, you come, come to your senses again?
And then did you make you come? Getting you remember again?
You get to stop again, get hit again, then you
have to go to court and stuff like that. What
the hell was she stabbing you with? Brother? She stopped
me with a knife. It was like, but I thought

(48:30):
you're gonna say I didn't. It wasn't like to say
something other than a knife, Like, oh no, it wasn't.
It wasn't. It wasn't like a real big stobbing. Yeah,
it was just a Meani stopping. Yeah, how you just
want to stop them back happened? Know the bad like

(48:52):
my my ex the Virgo, when I put on jail,
when she got out of jail, we fucked what you
got because it's like, yeah, I mean I had I
built a bitch out. I had to give some commight
to comfort that give my money's work. Yeah, fresh out

(49:13):
of jail was return one. She wasnt me jail for
like eight hours. Eight hours I don't want the other
one was there for like a week. I left that
a week. I left that bitch. No, no jail, jail, motherfucker.
I set her asked up after that when she did
the whole restraint order ship to me, I know exactly what.
When she got up, I had some witnesses. I put

(49:36):
some witness together, like tell you something to do this,
and then they came and cufter as using jail for
a whole week. I like, pitches up, motherfucker. What that was?
That was I was I was living was Philly. My
house at that time was caused fifteen thou dollars. That's
how much. And I stole ald mortgage on that bitch.

(49:59):
My mother took her equity line for her other house
to pay for the house for me. The house was
fifteen dollars. I'll never forget still there, mothers No, it's
not probably like ninety Michael Bloxon Kobe Bryant's house left.
I don't want to be bothered with that ship. You know,

(50:21):
one of my brothers are living there. Last time, I'm
not sure if he's there or not. I don't got that.
You got brothers. My mother had eight niggers. Can my
mom scoochie, I'm the youngest son, the youngest son. I'm
not the youngest kid. I'm probably Yes. The dog of
the buried is sweeted juice. I guess you no. No,

(50:43):
my mom has seven kids, my dad, and then she
got remarried and like Berry, and had one more kids.
She got remarried and had one more. My mom had
seven kids, but my father. Okay, I know that. That's
why I stayed in their little ext your longer, motherfucker.
I didn't come out in nine months. It took me

(51:04):
two months to come out. Came out. I can't would
have say, I can't wait to here. Where your kids
gonna say by you when it come out? Your core
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(51:28):
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say never justin Bieber? Why why not? Why not? Why not?

(51:54):
You never know? If you're falling in love? Would you
that has kids? But you? Yeah? You do? You do?
You want to have kids? I got my other passion.
Come and join us. Come on, you can share a
mike with me. You ain't with you, ain't with the process.
You that right here, my passion past. You have kids?

(52:21):
Have one? How did you come out to COUCHI are
you adopted? You came at your couch? Okay? How old
is your kids? Oh? Seventeen? You know he came out
at seventeen. You're seventeen. We had I'm young. So y'all
grew up together. Y'all was in high school together? Hunh?
So what you got in your test? Mom? What you got?

(52:42):
He's wow? Yeah, he's a cultivator, just like you are. Cultivator.
Vegas ination is key, Oh, Arizona and Vegas. That niggy
grew he grew up in the heat. He must be
as dark as me. Now, huh Vegas an Arizona, damn,
saying in Vegas Arizona's How does Arizona? We love it.

(53:06):
The heat's wonderful. Even the devil will be like, I
want some ice cream, Jess? Why kiss pink? Want you
want pointy babies? Out that pink couchie? I think, Um,
I would probably like say one or two, but I
want to be sure to be with the person, like
you know, I don't want to have a split family.
So yeah, so I don't know what's gonna go on

(53:29):
with this, but eventually who knows engaged. She's like, I'm
married to the game or whatever that's right or whatever.
I'm married to my school. I actually bought this for
myself because I buy stuff for myself, like flowers every
week and stuff you have to treat yourself. Yeah, do

(53:52):
you suck your own couchie too? I took out two
reels so I could do it. You know, how about
your passion? What you want to have? More kids? Are
you done? I'm done? Two? Todd burned and Centify done

(54:14):
still because you don't get that every right dick would
make it that too and burn up, open that tube up,
put an African black as early no more? What do
you want to have? You want? Boy and girl transgender.
What do you want? I want to have a boyfriends

(54:36):
a little girl. You want to I want the boy
to look over the little girl. But I don't care,
like it doesn't matter. I can have twins, so I'm
I might have twins, and that would be like what
I would love. So a little boy and a little girl. Boom.
You want white babies, black babies, Chinese give you the world.

(54:57):
You want white black Chinese baby and it doesn't min
the longest, as long as he's healthy. So if you
have a grandmother fucker like a lepricn you cool with it.
I'm saying you always say, I don't matter. Long as
healthy that may come, he's gonna be ready, for sure,
he or she She's gonna be a redhead if he's now.
If it's my motherfucking baby, and come on, you goddamn

(55:19):
right hand, I want a blood test, motherfucker. The albino,
maybe albano. I don't want to buy the baby. You
have a bind the shop that nigger back in your stomach.
I'm not I'm not taking a bunal kid to school.
Don't just put that binal family. I mean not watching me.
Don't try to black boy me. But I don't want
to buy a baby, motherfucker. I'm too I'm too dark

(55:40):
like Mike baby. She know you, motherfucking But if he
has a gap of the big dig so make sure
that they look at the bellage. They're like, yeah, it's
your son. Yeah, I'm taking I'm taking blood test every week, motherfucker.
As soon as she come out negative, I want my child.
You you said you have you want no kids? Why

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I don't have a ten year Why don't you want
any kids? What's the reason I want to know why
some people don't want Almost died, trying to have you,
trying to have my youngest baby, trying to have you.
Your mother had your youngest baby before. She had seven
kids with my father. My mother had seven kids. So
when she had the last baby, she was pronounced dead

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and we were around the bed crying for like three days,
and then she woke up. And then ever since I
said a three days later, yeah, oh she was in coma. Yeah,
she was in coma. And then at that time in Ethiopia,
there was a curfew she had to do. She had
to give birth at home, so she had to give
birth atround midnight, and it was a curfew. WI shouldn't

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be we can go outside. She couldn't go to doctor,
so we had to get a midwife to deliver and
all that stuff. But my mama died. Ever since then,
I just don't want to have kids. But my compleasure.
I think I was born at midnight too. That message up.
We all were around the bed, we were kids, but
she was in the house and she was at the

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house because it was she had to deliver at midnight
and the car few was a six pm. Because there
was a war in Ethiopia for real, which was the
one where you reached, which was now when the new
governor took over before I left Canada. What year was
this maybe ninety something, ninety two, so I left ninety four.

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I didn't know it was the civil one in Ethiopia
in the early nineties. I like bar had a there's
always a war in Ethiopia. Ethiopia is a beautiful country,
but it's just the country can grow because it's always
a civil war. The country that wasn't We were never slave.
We beat the war. My grandfather went to the war

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fighting yourself. Now we fired each other now over tribes
and whoever was leading the country want to help their
own people only Ritrea or which one makes the best food?
I'm both my moms tran which one makes the best food?
All right? Well first you said both, then you change
your mind. Someone's gonna be manic. My dad is etio open,

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so my mom looks good. Got you? So you're like
you say you like Ethiopian food the best? Do Have
you had some Ethiopians before? Excuse me? What was that?
Have you had some Ethiopian vagina? You speak sign language against?
Say do that? Say that in sign language? Use that
and use that question in the statement please, it's possible.

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What do you mean it's possible? I mean you know
what he answer the question? And I answered that question.
I once sucked up Somali and girl. But now tell
me about this. Is this is an Ethiopian culture where
they don't want sex to be pleasurable for them, so
they cut their clearers. Is that is that? Is that?
Have you heard of that? You have? Click? They don't

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circums like I mean they I think the Muslim people do? Right?
It is it a Muslim thing? It's a long time ago,
and like and that thing before your nineteen eighties, they
used to circumcise women and yes, I think the girl
they didn't want it to be. They don't They don't
want to be pleasure for them. They just want them

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to just be woman. No, I think they don't want
them to have a high sex drive, so they don't
go around and sleep with anyone. Let's hope they were
vegin and then they stitch it. She fished. I mean
the stick my dick winning that motherfucker. Oh, I mean,

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she said, I think she did it. Cut of clay off.
You can't see it. I mean I don't remember. I mean,
there was there was no man on the boat. What's
they called loman on the boat? What they called that? Uh,
a little motible? Did she enjoy it? I came, you

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make sure she's she can't come click is gone, it's
called she never clear. She was in fucking Columbus are
high and her click wasn't sucking some nothing because you
don't have I know that, but I'm saying that's probably
that's why they cut it out. If you can't, it's
harder to come without a click. I mean it clicks

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the most important by they come like, that's like the
heart of the pussy. Oh yeah, but it's the heart
of she probably didn't moral of the story. It's like,
can I colress if I hadn't any questions about moving

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out there? Cree? Second side, Oh no, I don't have
any questions about you. But who started this circumcision? Wasn't?
Because it just reminded me of East Africa. I know.
It's like I need you girls from Somali, mostly Muslims.
They circumcised that. They don't allow them anymore. Another thing,
I'm so glad you're here. I'm glad we're on this
East Africa, Ethiopian Somali things. What is it that almost

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every Somalian or Ethiopian that comes to America, all of
them birthday is February first, January first? Where the fun
is up with that? I don't know what's going on,
what's not? What's no? All the Somalia here's the reason why. Okay,

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I mean I was born at home to where I'm from.
Most Africans be honest, we don't know our age, we
don't know what was born. We don't know what born
lout time. When it's time to travel, then we have
to put something on paper just right. So with the
Somalias or whatever, they all no no a birthday, so
everbody put first, I'm dead serious, go ask immigration. But

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Ethiopian probably get confused because we have the original calendar,
which is ten years, eight years or ten years behind
seven years, I think because we're the first country actually
who have orthodox question right, and then the first human
being body was found in Ethiopia country, so we have

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an old calendar that maybe they get confused. But my
parents are educated, they know what they are. What day
when your sisters, brothers were born? Januinely, I mean when
seven I have a sister was born and my body
January first families passport, you all got January the first
on it. I'm guaranteed. Okay, everybody seven years behind Ethiopia

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right there, we're all seven years younger. Shut up another.
It's the open here, Mike. Can we ask for her birthday?
T T G? Where's your passport? What's your birthday? What's
your doing? Your first favorite prost? Yeah? Because his first
two months, I have birth in a hospital. He was

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born at home. No, I was boring in a hospital.
I was born at home. My baby sister was born.
Mostly the right to go to most but after eighty
five stuff like that, mostiblization people start understanding. Yet even

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some women I have a big like some right here
because you see over for the biggest Sunday over. Because
the vaccination they used to put some big needles like basically, baby,

(01:04:09):
we all got stamped to the Philippines food stands. Motherfucker
the vaccinations. Yeah, yeah, they put it all. I guess
one needle seven of them a real vaccinations Mike. Back
in the days, all right, what we we learned a
lot today every Mimi has a clear us and ever

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