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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgary Audio. What's up Maraska is Welcome to another episode
of Maaska Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
I'm always around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks
for listening to Matasaka Podcasts. Listen, gentlemen, miss Rider down
(00:29):
and come on Rader, Rader baby he might I just
noticed you guys matching who always matching? Well, it looks
like the therapy might be working. Yeah, because I'm still together.
I don't know if radio is still together. Everybody's still together. Yeah,
(00:51):
you know, I think when it first when me and
her first went on the show, I mean they were
didn't even know she was my lady and I was,
you know, they still thought I was with like my ex.
I'm like, oh, no, I got that was years ago,
my ex before, right Atlanta. Yeah, they thought it was happening.
(01:15):
I was like, no, me, I broke up like a
couple of years ago. Oh, because you know what, Wikipedia
still says that you're still going out with her Wikipedia Wikipedia.
So I said, my name is Jaffari Ferguson seventy two
or something. I don't know who the fund is in
who's working with the pedica, but get your ship together.
(01:38):
I don't know who the fund is Jeffari Ferguson. First
of all, Ferguson is I mean an African name, Dennis
say Um an African an American comedian born in Ghana.
We're not even gonna talk about. Okay, we went to
my real life riders in the build a hit boo. Right,
Welcome to the mother Sucker, your high Chinese best friend.
(02:01):
Very nice of you to fly all the way from
your small town. Where are you from a small town
of Phoenix, but in Channel Phoenix, Arizona. The Internet also
says that I'm fifty years old. Fifty, she don't look
a day over three years old. I'll get what's wrong
with the internet. My baby looking so good? Good too?
(02:26):
So yeah, and then and then what happened after you
brought me the drugs? Because you have what happened those
she brought this drug? I'm like, I don't know, I'm
not a crackhead. I don't know what to do it
this weed? Yeah, it doesn't even smoke. Yeah, well you
said your female friend wanted to smoke or something. And
then I was like, all right, I'll bring I'll bring
(02:46):
up whole supply. You know when men like I don't smoke,
I don't get high, but we'll do anything for some pussy.
You know. Women be like, you know, smoke this, we
would make my pussy wed. I'm like, okay, yeah, but
I would never hear I never heard anything. I didn't
never got hirtday in my life until we went to Africa.
(03:07):
Oh my god, Oh yeah, I heard about that my
fucking night. So my buddy, I know, I don't like
to jump all over the place, but you know we're
gonna jump and get back to how we started the date.
What's up, mother Sucks? This is your African king up
comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question.
Oh you subscribe to my podcast, The mother Suck A
(03:27):
Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing
out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes
content of my life and tons of celebrity guests. So
listen up, mother sucker. Stop what you're doing right now
and go find The mother Suck a Podcast with Me
Michael Blacks. I heart Radio, Apple, Apple Podcast or wherever
(03:49):
you get your podcast. Subscribe, It's free to go. Do
it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode.
Every Tuesday. But my buddy, my best friend in Ghana.
You know you might Chinese best friend, but I have
a gun. My best friend that the definite Amingo. The
(04:11):
guy owns the peacock. My fus so DG, that's my
my best friend. But it's my gun. My best friend,
so one of the fuse hous and he had his drink.
It's like, I guess it's weed and a drink. It's weed, yeah, drink,
but I taste the I tast somebody that ship tastes good.
(04:31):
He's okay, Mike, slow down, I know. I was telling
him to slow down. I was like, you already drink
half a cup of that. I only had a quarter,
only had a quarter of the cup, but it tasted
so good. I just kept drinking. It was it was
like Mike, slowed down, this is not nothing to play with.
And he's like, I'm a gangster. I can drink that
whole bottle. I've never been higher in my life. This
piece of ship right here is I'm gonna get me high.
(04:53):
And then I started getting high and I was like, fun,
it's hitting me. And I just kept drinking and he
kept on drinking. I was like I don't know what
happened to us that night. What a fucking nightmare? Holy crap,
did you go to the emergency room? Man? He was
so paranoid. Who was like, oh my god, baby, am
I okay? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah that's He was like, yeah,
(05:18):
edibles are crazy, it'll knock. I just started all of
a sudden. I oh, I saw its nineteen eighty two.
So I started talking about everything, but kept on talking
about it's a card En eighty two. I was in Nigeria.
I was a little kid my mother had. I was
in Nigeria with his family. My mother left me with
another Christian family because my mother just traveled the word.
(05:38):
My mother's like this successful homeless lady, right and just
drop us off everywhere. So she yet was I was
a Nigerian family, and I remember that it was nineteen two.
They bought a brand new p Joe. It was the
Soudan p joke. It's a car, motherfucker Poe. Kind of
a brand p JO but no, it's it's some kind
(05:58):
of European car. How the fun you think? What is
p Joe? I think it's German. And I remember it
was like it was like light green. It was brain,
and all of a sudden, I remember ninety two and
I'm telling him about ninety two in the car. I said,
family I lived with bought this brandy Joe, And then
we just started laughing, laughed all night, and then he
(06:21):
kept on saying, oh my god, baby, oh my god.
And he's like, oh my god, where did you come from?
I thought I was by myself. I don't understand how
people get high and they keep getting high. I got
hired at one time, and I said myself, I never
want to feel this fucking ship again. And when it
wore off, I was like, thank you God for saving
Meibles are different than I don't know what the funk
(06:43):
that was, but it makes c had edibles one time,
five years ago, I thought it was gonna die. I
couldn't believe it. I just started I was drinking a
sweet drink. Next, you know, I saw, well, how did
you guys start dating each other? Anyways? You know, I
remember you guys man and stuff, and and all of
(07:03):
a sudden, I said, I got a girl because you
you you used to be being single. We still going
to the bar at the at the pool and yeah,
and just just found a new hotties and didn't who's
hanging out and just trying to hold all the chicks. Well,
I was used in the whole relationship. Camera. He was
my camera man, and he was my hype man. That's
(07:25):
a companies A great guy. You know. Next you know,
I'm getting Hey Mike, who's your friend? Yeah? Hey Mike,
who's your friend? That's how That's how I get up
as I was getting on my girls, Hey Mike, who's
your friend? Hey Mike, Hey Mike, Hey Mike, Hey Mike.
Have you said him like over one million times? You said?
I definitely said a million mics. And then all of
(07:48):
a sudden I found me a whole woman. Yeah, so
how did it start? To tell her? How we're mad? Right?
So we were in Vegas, right, was like Vegas Michael
Blacks to play black Jack switch. Yeah, I noticed that
after what happened in Vegas stays in Vegas. But with me,
(08:10):
he should did well, you know what it was like.
It was funny because when I saw him, I didn't
know who he was. So we have a mutual friend,
Little John. I've been friends with John for a while
because I used to date his manager back then. Um,
but it was like a short lived. Um, so I
was still friends with John and then um, he was
(08:32):
at a club invited the both of us. We showed up.
I saw him coming later though I was already there
with my girlfriends, and then um, I was like, who
is this guy? Like he's in the middle of these
white girls, Like what is he doing? He's that night
that we met, like he I just thought he was funny, right,
(08:52):
But he was telling me he was in Vegas and
he sucked some girl and tell you that night. Though no,
he didn't tell me that night. He told me later.
But the funny thing is I had a picture of
all of us together and I was like, that's the girl. Yeah,
Chicken had a blue hair, was a green up blue.
(09:16):
I think I'm mad on in my hotel lobby somewhere
and she was there at the club and I told
her where I was going that night, and she happens
to like one day and I wasn't sure who she
was because I was like, this can't be John's Vegas.
That's for Vegas. He just go to Vegas. And how
you don't you don't find Okay, that's what my room
and fuck really, I never do Vegas like that. I
(09:37):
have definitely. I've met women black like this is what
sometimes when you're when you gambling, you lose and make
you make bad decisions. You know, when you're winning and
making bad everything is bad. You could just see a
woman and you'd be like, this one look lonely, she
wants some dick, and then you I have had at
least three of those moments in Vegas in my life. Well,
(10:00):
met up with the blackjack table art, you know, and
she just looked like, it's just Vegas, It's just it's
a place of sin. Yeah. Well, thank god. We didn't
start dating until Phoenix. Then. Yeah, because the Devil lives
in Vegas. I saw it, saying twice. Once I saw
him at at Caesar's Palace. He was outside begging for money.
(10:20):
And then the other time I saw him at that
club we go to all the time, the Devil was there.
The Devil whisper girls collection. Yeah, I'm in the strip
club twice. He's not a nice guy. He looks like
a little NASAs. Oh little Yeah, that there's a little devil.
Not just a devil, he's a little devil. But you know,
(10:44):
we didn't even um hang out until after Phoenix, which
was what a month, A month or two later, that's
a month later. And I used to be in the
cannabis industry, so she was a drug deal legal legal license, yes,
And I thought he smoked weed. So she thought everything smoked.
(11:06):
That's what she thinks every black guy. That's not true. Not.
I called him up. I was like, hey, you want
to tour the crow. He's like, like the grow the
cannabis and um, he was like no, I don't feel
like getting out of my hotel whatever. I'm like, okay,
(11:28):
I'll bring you some stuff. So I brought him a
big bag of goodies full of concentrates. And I had
a whole bitch with me when I came. Yeah, yeah,
I had. She called she got a name for every chick.
I know. She called her Scottie Pippi. I did not.
I did not. She was fans. Your fans called her
(11:52):
my fans when I posted a picture, Yes she did. Okay,
But she's like she's a model. She's really tall, tall, thick,
you know, like me, a nice fat ass. She's well,
the face don't matter to him. It's all about the ass.
That's why I'm like, I'm confused, why are you with me?
I mean, what I fucking what I date is two
(12:13):
different things. Okay, I might fuck up sucking bulldog, but
I'm not dating a bulldog. You know what? Sense You're right? Yeah, whoever,
I'm going to show that the world has to look good.
My one month's gonna be the baddest bitch on earth
that I might. Hey, coming a bitch had a blue head?
You think I would date hut? No, but I sucked up.
(12:35):
Me and my dick have two different eyes. Okay, I
think your dickney's glasses. Then in the prescription, Yeah, I'm
gonna guess my dick some glasses. Flashlight, flashlight because I'm
gonna take doctor, doctor, can you examine this little nigger righthead?
Because he's gonna see he's picking up all kinds of
(12:56):
things off the floor. Thank you very much, or joining
us episode of mother Suckle Podcast. Thank you who the
mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael Blackston. It's a Calvary
Audio production brought to you by All Heart Radio and
The Black Effect podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan off
(13:18):
Calvary Audio and a King for The Black Effect. Associate
producer is Jeff Apple. Executive produced by Michael Blackson. Kegan
Rosenberger and Dana Brunetti.
Calgary Audio. What's up Maraska is Welcome to another episode
of Maaska Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
I'm always around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks
for listening to Matasaka Podcasts. Listen, gentlemen, miss Rider down
(00:29):
and come on Rader, Rader baby he might I just
noticed you guys matching who always matching? Well, it looks
like the therapy might be working. Yeah, because I'm still together.
I don't know if radio is still together. Everybody's still together. Yeah,
(00:51):
you know, I think when it first when me and
her first went on the show, I mean they were
didn't even know she was my lady and I was,
you know, they still thought I was with like my ex.
I'm like, oh, no, I got that was years ago,
my ex before, right Atlanta. Yeah, they thought it was happening.
(01:15):
I was like, no, me, I broke up like a
couple of years ago. Oh, because you know what, Wikipedia
still says that you're still going out with her Wikipedia Wikipedia.
So I said, my name is Jaffari Ferguson seventy two
or something. I don't know who the fund is in
who's working with the pedica, but get your ship together.
(01:38):
I don't know who the fund is Jeffari Ferguson. First
of all, Ferguson is I mean an African name, Dennis
say Um an African an American comedian born in Ghana.
We're not even gonna talk about. Okay, we went to
my real life riders in the build a hit boo. Right,
Welcome to the mother Sucker, your high Chinese best friend.
(02:01):
Very nice of you to fly all the way from
your small town. Where are you from a small town
of Phoenix, but in Channel Phoenix, Arizona. The Internet also
says that I'm fifty years old. Fifty, she don't look
a day over three years old. I'll get what's wrong
with the internet. My baby looking so good? Good too?
(02:26):
So yeah, and then and then what happened after you
brought me the drugs? Because you have what happened those
she brought this drug? I'm like, I don't know, I'm
not a crackhead. I don't know what to do it
this weed? Yeah, it doesn't even smoke. Yeah, well you
said your female friend wanted to smoke or something. And
then I was like, all right, I'll bring I'll bring
(02:46):
up whole supply. You know when men like I don't smoke,
I don't get high, but we'll do anything for some pussy.
You know. Women be like, you know, smoke this, we
would make my pussy wed. I'm like, okay, yeah, but
I would never hear I never heard anything. I didn't
never got hirtday in my life until we went to Africa.
(03:07):
Oh my god, Oh yeah, I heard about that my
fucking night. So my buddy, I know, I don't like
to jump all over the place, but you know we're
gonna jump and get back to how we started the date.
What's up, mother Sucks? This is your African king up
comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question.
Oh you subscribe to my podcast, The mother Suck A
(03:27):
Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. If not, you are missing
out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive behind the scenes
content of my life and tons of celebrity guests. So
listen up, mother sucker. Stop what you're doing right now
and go find The mother Suck a Podcast with Me
Michael Blacks. I heart Radio, Apple, Apple Podcast or wherever
(03:49):
you get your podcast. Subscribe, It's free to go. Do
it right now and don't forget to catch a new episode.
Every Tuesday. But my buddy, my best friend in Ghana.
You know you might Chinese best friend, but I have
a gun. My best friend that the definite Amingo. The
(04:11):
guy owns the peacock. My fus so DG, that's my
my best friend. But it's my gun. My best friend,
so one of the fuse hous and he had his drink.
It's like, I guess it's weed and a drink. It's weed, yeah, drink,
but I taste the I tast somebody that ship tastes good.
(04:31):
He's okay, Mike, slow down, I know. I was telling
him to slow down. I was like, you already drink
half a cup of that. I only had a quarter,
only had a quarter of the cup, but it tasted
so good. I just kept drinking. It was it was
like Mike, slowed down, this is not nothing to play with.
And he's like, I'm a gangster. I can drink that
whole bottle. I've never been higher in my life. This
piece of ship right here is I'm gonna get me high.
(04:53):
And then I started getting high and I was like, fun,
it's hitting me. And I just kept drinking and he
kept on drinking. I was like I don't know what
happened to us that night. What a fucking nightmare? Holy crap,
did you go to the emergency room? Man? He was
so paranoid. Who was like, oh my god, baby, am
I okay? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah that's He was like, yeah,
(05:18):
edibles are crazy, it'll knock. I just started all of
a sudden. I oh, I saw its nineteen eighty two.
So I started talking about everything, but kept on talking
about it's a card En eighty two. I was in Nigeria.
I was a little kid my mother had. I was
in Nigeria with his family. My mother left me with
another Christian family because my mother just traveled the word.
(05:38):
My mother's like this successful homeless lady, right and just
drop us off everywhere. So she yet was I was
a Nigerian family, and I remember that it was nineteen two.
They bought a brand new p Joe. It was the
Soudan p joke. It's a car, motherfucker Poe. Kind of
a brand p JO but no, it's it's some kind
(05:58):
of European car. How the fun you think? What is
p Joe? I think it's German. And I remember it
was like it was like light green. It was brain,
and all of a sudden, I remember ninety two and
I'm telling him about ninety two in the car. I said,
family I lived with bought this brandy Joe, And then
we just started laughing, laughed all night, and then he
(06:21):
kept on saying, oh my god, baby, oh my god.
And he's like, oh my god, where did you come from?
I thought I was by myself. I don't understand how
people get high and they keep getting high. I got
hired at one time, and I said myself, I never
want to feel this fucking ship again. And when it
wore off, I was like, thank you God for saving
Meibles are different than I don't know what the funk
(06:43):
that was, but it makes c had edibles one time,
five years ago, I thought it was gonna die. I
couldn't believe it. I just started I was drinking a
sweet drink. Next, you know, I saw, well, how did
you guys start dating each other? Anyways? You know, I
remember you guys man and stuff, and and all of
(07:03):
a sudden, I said, I got a girl because you
you you used to be being single. We still going
to the bar at the at the pool and yeah,
and just just found a new hotties and didn't who's
hanging out and just trying to hold all the chicks. Well,
I was used in the whole relationship. Camera. He was
my camera man, and he was my hype man. That's
(07:25):
a companies A great guy. You know. Next you know,
I'm getting Hey Mike, who's your friend? Yeah? Hey Mike,
who's your friend? That's how That's how I get up
as I was getting on my girls, Hey Mike, who's
your friend? Hey Mike, Hey Mike, Hey Mike, Hey Mike.
Have you said him like over one million times? You said?
I definitely said a million mics. And then all of
(07:48):
a sudden I found me a whole woman. Yeah, so
how did it start? To tell her? How we're mad? Right?
So we were in Vegas, right, was like Vegas Michael
Blacks to play black Jack switch. Yeah, I noticed that
after what happened in Vegas stays in Vegas. But with me,
(08:10):
he should did well, you know what it was like.
It was funny because when I saw him, I didn't
know who he was. So we have a mutual friend,
Little John. I've been friends with John for a while
because I used to date his manager back then. Um,
but it was like a short lived. Um, so I
was still friends with John and then um, he was
(08:32):
at a club invited the both of us. We showed up.
I saw him coming later though I was already there
with my girlfriends, and then um, I was like, who
is this guy? Like he's in the middle of these
white girls, Like what is he doing? He's that night
that we met, like he I just thought he was funny, right,
(08:52):
But he was telling me he was in Vegas and
he sucked some girl and tell you that night. Though no,
he didn't tell me that night. He told me later.
But the funny thing is I had a picture of
all of us together and I was like, that's the girl. Yeah,
Chicken had a blue hair, was a green up blue.
(09:16):
I think I'm mad on in my hotel lobby somewhere
and she was there at the club and I told
her where I was going that night, and she happens
to like one day and I wasn't sure who she
was because I was like, this can't be John's Vegas.
That's for Vegas. He just go to Vegas. And how
you don't you don't find Okay, that's what my room
and fuck really, I never do Vegas like that. I
(09:37):
have definitely. I've met women black like this is what
sometimes when you're when you gambling, you lose and make
you make bad decisions. You know, when you're winning and
making bad everything is bad. You could just see a
woman and you'd be like, this one look lonely, she
wants some dick, and then you I have had at
least three of those moments in Vegas in my life. Well,
(10:00):
met up with the blackjack table art, you know, and
she just looked like, it's just Vegas, It's just it's
a place of sin. Yeah. Well, thank god. We didn't
start dating until Phoenix. Then. Yeah, because the Devil lives
in Vegas. I saw it, saying twice. Once I saw
him at at Caesar's Palace. He was outside begging for money.
(10:20):
And then the other time I saw him at that
club we go to all the time, the Devil was there.
The Devil whisper girls collection. Yeah, I'm in the strip
club twice. He's not a nice guy. He looks like
a little NASAs. Oh little Yeah, that there's a little devil.
Not just a devil, he's a little devil. But you know,
(10:44):
we didn't even um hang out until after Phoenix, which
was what a month, A month or two later, that's
a month later. And I used to be in the
cannabis industry, so she was a drug deal legal legal license, yes,
And I thought he smoked weed. So she thought everything smoked.
(11:06):
That's what she thinks every black guy. That's not true. Not.
I called him up. I was like, hey, you want
to tour the crow. He's like, like the grow the
cannabis and um, he was like no, I don't feel
like getting out of my hotel whatever. I'm like, okay,
(11:28):
I'll bring you some stuff. So I brought him a
big bag of goodies full of concentrates. And I had
a whole bitch with me when I came. Yeah, yeah,
I had. She called she got a name for every chick.
I know. She called her Scottie Pippi. I did not.
I did not. She was fans. Your fans called her
(11:52):
my fans when I posted a picture, Yes she did. Okay,
But she's like she's a model. She's really tall, tall, thick,
you know, like me, a nice fat ass. She's well,
the face don't matter to him. It's all about the ass.
That's why I'm like, I'm confused, why are you with me?
I mean, what I fucking what I date is two
(12:13):
different things. Okay, I might fuck up sucking bulldog, but
I'm not dating a bulldog. You know what? Sense You're right? Yeah, whoever,
I'm going to show that the world has to look good.
My one month's gonna be the baddest bitch on earth
that I might. Hey, coming a bitch had a blue head?
You think I would date hut? No, but I sucked up.
(12:35):
Me and my dick have two different eyes. Okay, I
think your dickney's glasses. Then in the prescription, Yeah, I'm
gonna guess my dick some glasses. Flashlight, flashlight because I'm
gonna take doctor, doctor, can you examine this little nigger righthead?
Because he's gonna see he's picking up all kinds of
(12:56):
things off the floor. Thank you very much, or joining
us episode of mother Suckle Podcast. Thank you who the
mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael Blackston. It's a Calvary
Audio production brought to you by All Heart Radio and
The Black Effect podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan off
(13:18):
Calvary Audio and a King for The Black Effect. Associate
producer is Jeff Apple. Executive produced by Michael Blackson. Kegan
Rosenberger and Dana Brunetti.
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