My Momma Told Me
Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
Episodes
Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT replacing the podcast.
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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NO...
Langston and David sit down with actor Brandon T. Jackson (The Family Business: New Orleans) and chat about all the unknown things around us: realms, chess, religion, and Black alien race are discussed at length. Also, what's up with humans and machines/REAL ID? Of course TikTok videos are involved and the boys get a special FaceTime call from the father of truth: Terrence Howard. Langston and David can officially die happy now.&nb...
Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode where Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips.
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Langston and David sit down in studio to listen to voicemails from the Lil' Mommas. Messages range from speculations of parasocial relationships with the hosts leading to a bigger discussion of male loneliness to having a glow up of the century. Also, Langston and David have the greatest story to tell the listeners, of course it involves dookie.
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Langston and David respond to a listener's voicemail about sleeping in a bra that then spirals into a debate on nighttime nudity.
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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! My Momma Told Me got nominated for a Webby Award! This week we are re-releasing our nominated episode with our guest Monét X Change. Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote!
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Langston and David respond to a listener's voicemail calling out Langston for a nasty allegation. Did he really bring David on as a co-host just to throw some light-skinned shade? Well, you be the judge of that.
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Do soul music groups and sex trafficking have a history with one another? Langston and David chat with Roxxy Haze (BET and The Roxxy Haze Podcast) about this controversial topic. They explore bands who have allegedly dabbled in these acts like The Platters and more. The discussion also goes into topics like orgies, Rick James, Power Rangers, and geographical distances between Canada and the American Midwest. And last but not least,...
Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, where we talk about how enough downward dogs can lead you to the devil's pose.
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Langston and David answer a listener's email about yoga being a way to let Satan into your mind.
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Did Michael Jackson only have ONE surgery? Langston and David sit down with long-time friend of the show Rob Haze (Lil Kev on BET+) about the King of Pop and how many procedures he may have had done. Did his nose really fall off? Was the 80s just a mean decade? Was he powerful enough to “make up” vitiligo? Possible changes he went through in order to be accepted and hit those high notes? Also, what would Michael Jackson...
Langston and David discuss whether white people listen to flat back music or do Black people just like the music they don’t like? They also answer a voicemail about how unattractive white women are dangerous.
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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
Is the Mandela Effect real? Langston and David discuss with Garrick Bernard (Solar Opposites, Star Trek: Lower Decks) about this conspiracy theory that has driven everyone on this earth insane. Did our childhood lie to us? Does the media have much influence to confuse the masses? How many dimensions are we in? We talk Jamie Foxx's freckles, Sinbad vs. Shaq, The Bernstein Bears, and much more - especially butt naked basketball games...
Langston and David unpack a listener's voicemail about bad strip clubs in conservative areas are C.I.A psyops. Plus, an unfortunate realization: they might be Uncs.
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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON ...
Were highways/freeways designed to purposefully destroy Black neighborhoods? Langston and David are joined by comedian Rachel Pegram (Silly, Loud, and Delightful Album) about this tactful urban planning conspiracy theory. They discuss the mapping across America that displaced many Black and Brown communities. They also discuss Joe Biden, Pokémon, and the honorary Secret Service kid. Be sure to listen to this episo...
Langston and David address a very concerned listener's voicemail who is worried about the direction the show is heading.
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
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Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, enjoy a classic with special guest Jay Jurden and rate/review the podcast here. Bye b*tch!
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Can you get sick if it's cold outside and your hair is wet? Langston and David talk with Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) about this classic old wives tale and David's infatuation with "old wive tale". Plus...
Langston and David listen to two voicemails regarding Dr. Umar being in the C.I.A and how it was like to live in the Dipset Era.
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
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Have Black people been here this whole time? Langston and David sit down in-studio with Emmy-winner Lamorne Morris (Fargo, New Girl) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They explore how different people ended up on continents, awkward caste stories from South Africa, and more. The guys even get to Hotep Jesus and Bobby Hemmitt talking points, but how serious can we take them? Plus, Langston makes an embarrassing confession about key...
Langston and David talk about height problems and answer a voicemail about Ray J and Terrence Howard joining the podcast crew. Plus you'll hear some good ole Akinyele bars!
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NO...
Are Dollar Tree stores secretly making porn? Langston and David deep dive into a listener's email finding a variety of these videos being made. Multiple cities have been listed in this conspiracy, so let's hope it's not happening at your local Dollar Tree! Somehow, Meek Mill is thrown into the mix putting out a bounty on this "mystery nutter." Also, the guys do live "research" on PornHub. Unfortunately, they are not our sponsors......
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